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Episode 285: Double Intro Episode · Not That Serious

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  Negative, be able to see the other side of Chris Brown. I don't
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  even know. There is no other side of that nigga. Fuck that nigga
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  forever cares. Okay, take it down. It was fun. Everything after
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  that, don't give a fuck. Everything after that, everything after he came
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  out to fake blood. I couldn't give a ship about you don't like sensational.
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  He's here, don't even know that song. He's not out. Just
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  don't give me no way. You don't don't care, don't care, don't
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  listen to the radio, and he's not outside, don't care. Give me
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  another one. Don't care. I know that's one of your gots. That's
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  cool, but okay, what I don't give a fuck? Fuck him,
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  Fuck him. I can transform the songs. Yeah, song and album album
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  cover. The album covered Back to Jail for that Ship. Honestly the album
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  That whole ship was trash. That album covers terrible with the prison for that,
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  like, like, what is this, what's going on? It's space,
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  it's graffedy, it's album and it was a fever dream. It's like
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  a stroke image. That's That was his first dabble of cocaine right there.
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  That was his first April. See there's things on the album government. I
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  don't know what I'm looking at it. It's called graffiti, but it's space
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  thing. He likes space. The letters are not like he forgot they weren't
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  graffiti. He made that for that game after his first time playing Jack Grind
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  Radio. Yep, Hello everybody, How how the insalutations? It is I
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  one of many of them. Not that serious podcast, the best podcast in
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  the world, and I tend to be Michael, It's Elsie, Keenan's in
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  the building, I'm aka Doctor Waffle, m J boy cute and we are
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  here. Damn Is it that for real? He literally put it on there
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  just so you would not have to worry about it. No, he was
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  like, it's a handle, that's just a you can just pull it.
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  You got one. This is an extra one by the way, Keenan.
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  So you know we did the intro? What about now? Okay okay,
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  okay, okay, No, no, let's do it again. Hey,
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  how are you doing? Everybody? It's not that serious podcast, the greatest
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  podcast in the world. I tend to be on occasion. Michael Lzie,
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  Keenan's in the building, lamon aka dot wat m J I can't believe none
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  of you niggas took a stand against this ship. What is up are you?
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  We're just doing it. We're just doing it for Keenan. So he
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  was in the background. So it's the ghost of watermelons past past. So
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  Lebron's a greaded war Speaking speaking of that, did you see I will say
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  as into that ship, that ship was hilarious, great stuf. Before we
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  get into that, what's going on? Everybody still not that serious podcast,
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  the greatest podcast in the world, and on occasion you might know me as
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  Michael shout out to Spotify, shout out to shout out to the man is
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  giving us money them them there? Yeah, uh no, we can get
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  right. Wait before y'all get to that, Lebron, did you see the
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  thing I sent you to? Lebron the like kids of twenty years saying ship
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  like he was playing against pie castlers and Amazon Driver. I mean, I
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  mean that podcast, And I can't wait to the day and I'll be like
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  it won't be that old head that will be like no, I'm like,
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  yeah, yeah, he was a scrub astic I can't wait. That's that's
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  that's just like, yeah, I'm tracking with the young kid. There was
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  plenty of Jordan women yea, and will he's gonna wave the passes. I
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  was there when he's drafted, shipped it all over. Can't wait. So
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  funny. I think it's genetic because my dad is a Hater's a Michael Jordans
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  hater, really hates Michael. Just runs in your blood, clearly just runs
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  in my blood line the greatness of our times. No, he's not.
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  He's a Julius Irving truth philist about him. It's about Clyde nigga doctor,
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  doctor, Dre doctor. That kid is gonna be all victor. He's gonna
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  hate victory. You're gonna hate the victory. Some nigga even born. Yeah
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  he loved. Yeah, yeah, I remember talking. He's not good Michael.
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  You know he's gonna hate what's Ron harper Son that's about to go to
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  the records? That nigga nice? What's Anthony nice? Back to the topic
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  what I'm saying, hate Michael Jordan's listen the whole You've seen that whole thing
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  on Twitter. We're done with the nineties. Oh yes, yeah, like
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  all the young kids shopping on the nineties basketball was like you know, like
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  you know there you know, typical ships, and I've I've always been a
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  part of that. That whole overnight was the best part about. No y'all
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  was just out there hacking y'alls out to just closing the people, like,
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  oh, that was a good defense. Actually, it's actually like quite the
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  opposite. A lot of these videos get these niggas. A lot of motherfuckers
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  was over here fucking traffic cones but not playing defense and then motherfuckers mm hmm.
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  And obviously there's no way to know because the game could look like this
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  to us in twenty years, it could be very different. But as of
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  right now, the nineties is looking like some fucking poop. There is nothing.
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  We have niggas pulling up from half court, and there might be a
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  nigga in twenty years pulling up from three quarter court. I don't know,
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  you see, I don't sell there limits to human village. We never thought
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  it would get. We never thought niggas would be doing it back then,
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  like like I don't pay three quarter court. That's they were heaven. Like
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  if you shoot, if you shot from wear step shoes. Right now,
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  niggas putting the whole body into it. Of course, niggas leaning into that,
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  bitch. I would not be surprised if niggas starts trying that in the
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  next ten years. No, consistently, it's not efficient. No, LaMelo
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  LaMelo from half court is not efficient, but niggas do it all the time.
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  Mello from certain people. LaMelo ball in high school, point into the
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  half court line and shot from because it's because he was already up by sixty
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  points. But he was in high school. He was also up sixty points
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  like five years ago. It was also a cocky That doesn't matter what he
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  was up by. Are you hearing what I'm saying. He's not hearing from
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  behind half door in high school game? If that game was close, he's
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  not pulling up from half court just because it was the first possession of the
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  game. It was a tip off. He knew he was about to win
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  by fifty. Oh shut up, scored a one by fifty. So what
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  was this, niggas. It's the beginning of against the beginning of the game.
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  The game hifted off. He did not respect him. He pointed it.
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  He pointed to the three point line. Yeah, I mean the reason
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  too, exactly mind that ship. All I'm saying is that was then we
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  have it could progress. Hey, we'll wait and see. What would wait
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  and see? But either way. Four the videos that I saw from niggas
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  saying that we are done with the nine episode twenty seventeen, I saw facts.
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  I saw a dude who was very much in support of the nineties.
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  But he's like, bro, I just watched the first or I watched He's
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  like all the games on YouTube, he said, I pulled up I think
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  it was the ninety six finals. I think it was the Bulls on the
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  Sonics. He said, I pulled that up and I watched the first quarter,
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  and he said, and everybody, everything I'm about to show you is
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  just the first quarter. The first clip he shows, it was very early
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  in the game, is a clip of Michael Jordan doing a turnaround jumper on
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  the baseline and hitting the side of the fucking backboard. Hey, Box,
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  I'm like, it happens. That was like, it happens, but this
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  is my god, this is Michael Jordan. Hey, people make mistakes.
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  Michael Jordan, that ship hits the side of the backboard. That's the first
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  clip. That's the first clip, right goes to another clip is Seawan Kemp
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  shooting I don't even know, maybe a twenty footer and the commentator. The
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  commentators are like showing Kemp from way downtown. It was just a right way
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  downtown. The most regular jumper, the most regular jumper. The commentator is
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  losing the fucking shit. He wasn't that guy showing Kemp. He was.
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  It wasn't matter from way downtown. It was a two pointer. Again,
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  that wasn't his It wasn't his game. If Shaq pulled up from mid range,
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  if saved from downtown, shot enough tunes for a nigga to be like,
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  he can shoot from out there, down low. Nigga powers then were
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  power forward the three. It was either it was either or on the terminology
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  nigga, you know what, did anyone talk about the sub if that's all
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  I need to Shaq took a jump. I understand we're talking about niggas who
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  do not and cannot shoot. I'm talking about a professional basketball player. He's
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  a professional. If shat up here pulling twenty foot you like god, damn
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  shock extended his stranger. He hit one. He had multiple. He hit
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  one. It was more than one. One. He had one in Orlando
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  and it was a buzzer beater, still hit it from half court, still
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  hit it either way. This first quarter of that finals makes the ninety Well,
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  at least that game look horrible, Michael, that she looks terrible.
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  There was a point it was Luke Longley just lying through the fucking paint.
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  The niggas like, what do you think lebron would do that ship? It
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  looked crazy? Well, no Elsie, because they would have put him on
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  his ass. I don't think they would. They would because this is what
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  nigga. Gary Payton wanted to playing no defense and he went deep the glove
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  nigga. No Scottie Pippens, wide open air ball to three long nobody near
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  him over the over the rim, you're happens. It's another guy. It's
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  Scottie. People doesn't perfect all past player. It's the finals as that in
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  the hundred ten basketball team. These niggas are the best team ever. Jesus
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  this anybody does anybody? I think this ship is crazy? They don't shoot.
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  They wasn't shooting, just twisted and turn. Nigga was eleven and left.
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  It's crazy, people handed. That's what I have to watch this ship.
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  I was like, you sound like you're more upset. About the announcing
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  than you are about the actual basketball. The basketball itself was like I'm gonna
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  shoot you some bell here. You have to watch, you guys watch.
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  I watched Hardwood Classics game the other day. She looks their pistons. I
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  think the Sonics or maybe the Celtics, somebody the niggas did it pick up
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  until they got inside the three point line. I got Thomas was able to
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  drive because into the to the free line before somebody guarded line. Though we're
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  not talking about the three point lines. Wasn't shooting like that? I know?
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  So so I want to all right, here's he here's a three point
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  three point and so what No, it was, it's in the I'm trying
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  to say because I'm saying it wasn't part of the game for a long time.
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  So it was. It was an addition, yeah, but it was.
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  It was part of the game at this point. Evolution in sports is
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  a thing, absolutely more basketball more so than any other sport. Yes,
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  sure, so it is. It is. I think it's football. No,
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  basketball is way more evolu. There's the skill. Evolution in basketball is
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  way still. They said if Kyrie was in that game, they would have
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  hung him from when they were hung that hung that nigga by his fucking ears.
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  So like to think that, to think that niggas from twenty thirty forty
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  years ago would be able to compete in the skill level of niggas of today,
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  it's just a backwards way of thing. Bro. Now, I agree
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  with that. I agree with that, and I think you can say that
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  for the most people. But I think this is where it gets me fucked
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  up at when the people start saying ship like, oh, Michael Jordan would
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  have been like uh what they say he was? They said he was uh
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  like his caliber player. Yeah, they said he wouldn't be competitive if Michael
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  Jordan's all that time and drop him in today's time, not Michael Jordan.
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  He would have been that good. You better that Michael Jordan's. According to
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  the players, he is averaging close to forty. They say, yeah,
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  I think Michael Jordan is still just off the fact that Katie, I'm just
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  say that. That's what they say. The amount of fouling people who played
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  that game happens. He's gonna get like fifteen free throws easy all the time.
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  He's not as skilled as the guys are today. Skilled and compared to
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  skill you does he do? Guys? Not really, Mike, Mike skills
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  skilled, I'm with you, but skills, the skills saying what his skills
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  really is? Crazy? Shoot from here? Shoot from there? Basketball?
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  You're a skilled player? Really, what skill? What skills? Do you
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  really have? It? So like you can't what can't what couldn't he do?
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  Mike? He played me. He don't dribble as well as the ball
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  handlers today dribbled. And then this is if you pick him up and just
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  drop him. I'm not of course you have to you his arguments, I
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  don't keep on going. You have to take into account that whatever the times
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  are, they're going to adapt to that. Right, That's that's one thing.
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  But we can't do it because it's impowerful. So if you just pick
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  him up and drop him here, his game is behind the game as like.
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  But but no, Colin was disrespectful, right, But he's not going
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  to be Luca, He's not going to be John Moran. He's not going
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  to be these guys who who are No, he's not more athletically than everybody
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  on the court. Andy Evers morethlet everybody in the court, but was more
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  athletic than them niggas. Then he's not more athletic than John Moran. Now,
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  he's not more athletic than Lebron. He's more athletic than Gary Payton.
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  He's not more athletic than the niggas of today. That's fair. So if
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  you just pick I feel like he's different. I mean also Larry Bird couldn't
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  couldn't get out of his chair, like think about who you're comparing him at
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  the time. But if you if you pick up that current, that player
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  and don't change anything and just drop him here, he's not going to be
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  successful like he was. I've seen his nigga lean to the side and likeniggas
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  don't Okay, okay, I'm flipp but niggas don't like this. Okay there
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  about But you can say that about K but I was about Michael Jeffrey next.
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  But now, and not putting BEIID or A D as the defender in
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  that case, ship don't go that way. Well that's for every that's for
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  all the people. Now that's my point. That's his point. But that's
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  not saying nothing that and beans and beats stopping the athletic niggas, Now that's
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  his point. That's my point. So you're taking nigga from thirty years ago
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  who's not today, did do what he did thirty years Guess what you put
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  motherfucking on him, He's gonna have a motherfucking field day. That's just like
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  these other niggas. But now, because Michael Jordan doesn't become Michael Jordan just
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  doing that against voots of it. You have to put him against the best
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  of the best. I think you cook a d I'm sorry, you just
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  have no idea. That's what your sucking dick. The evolution. Evolution,
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  this is the thing and you can't ignore it. So unless you add the
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  fact of like and be expected to adapt to the times. But if you
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  just dropped that player into today, it's never gonna worrky. But that's my
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  thing though, I think I think Michael Jordan's athleticism is in that elite here,
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  So I think that's the one thing that we wouldn't be able to take
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  away from it. He did, he'll be one of the most athletic players.
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  Did he think could he dribble like elite guard today? No, that
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  nigga dribble artasts, okay, so he can't dribble. He can't dribble like
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  the league guard to day. Can he shoot like a shoot it today?
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  So he can't get to a spot to get a shot, he said Derek
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  Jones Junior. No, that's not what. That's exactly. No, that's
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  not what. He can't dribble to get to the spot for him to get
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  a close range shot, and he can't shoot from deep. He did well,
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  he was able to dribble to his spots. I guess then exactly my
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  point again, it's impossible. We never know because we don't know how Michael
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  Jordan would have adapted to exactly his podcast is off. He'd be Jamrio move.
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  You take his mindset, shoot you shoot, honestly, call him black
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  mc mcclumbs, That's what I'm hearing. But you take his mindset, work
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  ethic and put it into today's car. Absolutely, But if you drop that
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  player as it is in today, no it's not the same. Yeah,
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  but no Michael Jordan, no Kobe, no Kobe. A lot of yeah
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  you can in that. But also let me tell you one more thing that
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  happened in this game. You know, if you watch the game, they're
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  bad nigga. Steve Steve Kirk catches it on the wing right, Okay,
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  pump, fake jab steps, time's running out, but it's Steve Kerr,
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  the shooter. He's running to the rim. He dribbles, he tries to
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  go left hand layup, it's the bottom of the fucking backboard and it shoots
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  back down. I'm like, is this real? That's what I mean.
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  I've only seen niggas do that in high school, middle school. He's in
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  the NB He's in the fucking finals of the NBA and fucking tries to go
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  left hand and slingshots into the back of the time of the backboard. That's
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  what Ben Simmons was so worried about that. That's why McConnell just goes,
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  I would do right now on this bad you've seen Jameel McGee. Imagine what
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  would do in the nineties. Okay, see this is when because imagine not
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  a god there, because he has half a brain stem. Nigga Sean Bradley
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  was a starter. What do you think he'd start? He starts today in
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  some teams show today, but like in this time, he started, Bradley,
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  I'm talking about Javal McGee. He did, but he's also a tard.
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  Oh but he's also more skill. He's also a lot of niggas.
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  You know Mitchell Robinson is working out in the nineties, I agree, if
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  you don't. If you know, if you think Mitchell Robinson is working out,
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  why wouldn't Jamie McGee the nigga who was just goofy? Was you think
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  all the niggas are smart back then? No? What do you think of
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  white side bigga? If that Robbie give me successful? McGee said, finished
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  the game with twenty rebounds and nothing else. Worked hard, he would have
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  twenty rebounds and fifteen turnovers. Okay, can we get back to Lebron and
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  the white women? Oh yeah, that was funny. He was he We
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  know he didn't. He couldn't have played that any better than what he did.
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  What else? But also a lot of people don't realize who the white
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  women. Yeah, who the white women were working is the owner of the
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  Lakers and uh someone got twice someone something some o the white bids would have
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  bad I don't know. It was like he said, first off, he
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  did he did first off happy She was like, oh, I forget who
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  she was. I was like, g he didn't have to do all that
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  was teeth real quick. She what was she doing. She's been loving him
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  since the eighties. But then the lady on the on the lady on the
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  left side, she was mad touchy, like she got rubbing his arm and
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  ship. I'm like she was looking. I'm like, Savannah gonna shoot that
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  bitch. Yeah. And then obviously women, women who don't know who they
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  are, were like, oh, Savannah doesn't take you no pictures with women?
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  Why would he think this is even okay? I'm like, you gotta
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  stand just got this lady as the owner. He's sitting in the most like
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  like vulnerable. Not even he got his leg cross, hands like this.
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  His hands never moved. He's like this, so it's like a very respectful
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  conservative position. Yeah, my hands are his hands were seen they were What
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  else can you do there? In my personal stakes bubble? I don't know
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  Kirk Ravas is he like an executive for the Lakers, right, he's a
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  front office He's a former Lakers. I used to wear goggle. She looked.
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  He also known't he don't got to kiss up to be Genie no more.
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  He got there getting She wasn't that too, probably in the forties.
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  Also. She was born in nineteen eighty five. Jeannie and Kurt. Oh
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  wait, never mind, that's when they got married. Yeah, any way,
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  Jeannie no rabbis wife. I was like, yeah, that's not okay,
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  but we're talking not okay. It's my age. Yeah, how old
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  kurk rabbits is the dope that happens? Sixteen thirty okay, I mean sixty
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  five thirty five, that's not nothing. It happens. It's fine. I
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  mean, yeah, right, so we might as well talk about this.
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  She's almost forty. I'm thirty seven. She was born. She's forty years
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  like forty years old, thirty nine, yeah, and he's about to turn
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  seventy. No, that's when they got married. But like that's what I
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  thought, Like, that's when she was born. I don't think that's a
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  Yahia. Twenty seven year age GAP's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy.
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  And she was in her twenties. But when it was forty, yeah,
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  growing, I mean, what were talking about? I mean, we ain't
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  shit. I mean, Dre just got pregnant. I don't really fuck with
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  it. I mean, what can you do? Yeah, what can you
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  do? We talked about it's the PJ. Washington Ship all over again.
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  She's gonna leave that nigga at the house too. Yeah, she's thirty nine,
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  Like bro, like do your homework, bro. You know she got
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  a baby with Orlando Skandrink and ex NFL nigga. She's only talking to you
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  because she knows who you are, Like she knows you got bread and then
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  you yeah, then you, I don't know how. Then you're busting it.
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  She has a son his age two. I don't know how true it
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  is, but apparently she used to babysit them or something. I saw something
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  I don't know ain't. I don't know about that, but she definitely like
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  when he got into the league, his girlfriend at the time, right,
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  she like had hung around her. It's like she used to be at crib
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  like with nasty. She made herself. She's in the picture at the time,
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  though she was around while he was involved with somebody else. Even if
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  you do it, you got to make sure that she does not get pregnant.
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  But I guess he's only twenty two, so he probably don't. Twenty
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  year old millionaire. He stop. We don't even to do a millionaire twenty
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  niggas in general, they don't. It's more than her. You almost fifty,
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  like ye or you're almost forty, she's thirty nine. You are a
• 24:21
  predators. No, you are a predator. I'm a call of that because
• 24:26
  what I mean there's no other I don't know what it is. Yeah,
• 24:30
  playing on him, he's playing on them. Not not in this, not
• 24:33
  in like the legal sense, but like you are. It was it's a
• 24:37
  predatory relationship. Yes, like you know, you know that he's young and
• 24:42
  he's like you cannip and that's brings some soft you see the thing on I
• 24:45
  guess she was on some show, so Valeable talking about how she was on
• 24:49
  some show talking about she doesn't even see a future with him. She said
• 24:52
  that, yeah, that's dirty. She's like, do you see if she
• 24:56
  was like, oh, you know, just you know, just a lot
• 24:57
  of words I was talking about. I was like old or was that something
• 25:00
  more recent? I just seen it. Could be something old. I'm something
• 25:04
  old that was reposted, but I've seen it recently, so it could be
• 25:07
  say his name, No, I don't know. That could have been about
• 25:10
  anybody, could have been about anything exactly a myriad of athletes. Either way,
• 25:15
  she knew what she was doing, but like, you know, this
• 25:18
  is the same ship that you know, hey man, left their kid in
• 25:19
  the fucking house. It's a good mom, say to party with the other
• 25:23
  fuck Nigga was talking about in the beginning of the program. Yeah, so
• 25:27
  if she's not a predator, she's definitely a scumbag. I was gonna say
• 25:32
  parasite. Yeah, because yeah, it's like I can't blame Jalen for doing
• 25:37
  it, because I mean, she's not it's not she bad like did it.
• 25:41
  I still blame you a little bit because you don't got to hit None
• 25:45
  of these jigs raw to do this. But he's twenty two. He's twenty
• 25:48
  two. He's twenty two. He's twenty two, riches hell, and he
• 25:52
  can jump from the free throw line. He pulled off a great dunk.
• 25:56
  Somebody said, somebody said, don't nothing make you lock in more than a
• 26:00
  new bill. Somebody shout feels she got already, So I mean said that
• 26:07
  baby got him locked in this it's definitely more so on her. But obviously
• 26:11
  you gotta be a little more wise. But if I'm twenty two, would
• 26:14
  I be thinking that way? I don't know, But yeah, you got
• 26:18
  these are chicks that you have been the bad chicks your whole life, at
• 26:22
  least your whole teenage life. You got a chance to knock on them all
• 26:26
  if we got a chance to knock off, like, what are we like?
• 26:30
  Buffy Buffy up body? No, I don't want that. No colorss
• 26:37
  colorless coloriss what Dre and Buffy the Body are two different types of people,
• 26:45
  mean the same scale you're looking at? What are you saying if we had
• 26:53
  reality TV like that that? You know? Who body is? The body
• 26:59
  is? Who do you who was that? Gimme? Because Reallysten nobody she
• 27:15
  did porn right now, Buffy the Body did. She did videos, a
• 27:19
  video mixing. She's just a video girl. And she was all like the
• 27:23
  melis for yeah, yeah, remember she was a mom. Yeah no,
• 27:29
  not the Twins mom. No, I'm sorry, even a bag what huh?
• 27:38
  Well we'll hear next year. Clearly Buffy about that same swore she was
• 27:45
  a poor that's what she did. Unfortunately, No, she looks I think
• 27:49
  you're getting her and Jada fire confused or something because they look alike. I
• 27:53
  don't think, you know, I don't think that he not. I don't
• 27:56
  think I think the video I just got to put put on. I saw
• 28:02
  somebody, I saw somebody tweet like this old like she was like an older
• 28:04
  lady. She's like in the fitness Apparently her name is Kitten. Oh you'll
• 28:10
  know who Kitten is? Porn star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody
• 28:12
  posted a picture of her now like she's really into a big she's in the
• 28:17
  like fitness and stuff, like you got a I looked up her old ship.
• 28:19
  She was in the fitness then to okay, okay, I wish we
• 28:30
  had that that motherfucker that pimpcy button win No motherucking weeks shout out the kitten.
• 28:37
  That was a nice surprise. I'm like, who was this older lady?
• 28:41
  She was still she's still fine. But people are like, oh,
• 28:42
  I know who that is. I know you. I never never seen her.
• 28:45
  I'm familiar with her game. Now, like you get a chance to
• 28:48
  not one of them off man Ashanti a fucking I mean right now, Calise,
• 28:57
  have y'all been seeing Calisi's He talks with Malise podcast can't speak. She
• 29:10
  doesn't videos of Kalisia just walking through these farms niggas shout out to the camera.
• 29:15
  Man, he'd be catching the angle. She's like, yeah, this
• 29:18
  is this is the coffee and in Tanzania. What's up you, Calise?
• 29:30
  How is Kalish, the biggest boast, the biggest boast in the biggest field,
• 29:37
  the biggest coffee fields. We in Tanzania. Chickens running everywhere, quick
• 29:42
  quick, quick, quick, right, the best line the whole Vent Stables
• 29:49
  show. He's like, chickens everywhere. Nigga quite que quick yo. That
• 29:55
  show is literally and I don't mean to like, I'm not down laying.
• 30:00
  It's still funny. It's just Atlanta with vin Stables. There's no difference.
• 30:04
  It's the same thing. I mean, since he said he asked Donald for
• 30:08
  help, and it seems like like the whole episode set up, it's all
• 30:12
  the same. I wouldn't say it's like, it's like, if I can
• 30:15
  put it on the scale of one to ten, I give it a seven
• 30:18
  and a half. I haven't watched it. Yeah, I give it,
• 30:19
  give seven a half. It's cool. Obviously Atlanta Atlanta is a ten.
• 30:22
  This is like a seven Atlanta, not a ten. Like two episodes.
• 30:29
  I swear to god, I could have stop stops. What episodes of Atlanta
• 30:36
  did you watch? I started from the beginning. I couldn't know. Well,
• 30:38
  yes, dare you start shows the way wrong? Nah? But the
• 30:47
  pilot, I mean pilt was kind of weak, but two episodes you definitely
• 30:51
  need to watch. I couldn't get it. No, I'll tell you two
• 30:52
  episodes. I'm telling you it's TV goal being Yes, that one and the
• 31:00
  barber shop. The barber No, those are two. No, you didn't
• 31:06
  like the barbers. We watched it here and I'm just watching them like,
• 31:10
  no, Bro, I was losing my are you serious? But did you
• 31:15
  enjoyed most like them? Oh my god, Bibby Nigga, Oh my god,
• 31:21
  he baby, yoh my god, He's like, you want to get
• 31:25
  something to eat? And he told me and just gave him left oversat Bro.
• 31:33
  Such a great show. That's like right, those rights? Which one
• 31:40
  was that again? The one with the it's like black black. It was
• 31:45
  like a talk show. Then they had the commercials, which you thought were
• 31:48
  real. It seemed like the last had that Arizona commercial, but the prices
• 31:52
  on the canow you know the fact that they pulled that off is crazy and
• 31:56
  commercial commercial free but commercials, but these are like Perry commercials. No,
• 32:04
  was one greatly craft Vince Staples, like, h you say, Atlanta would
• 32:07
  be like The Chappelle Show, and Vince Staples would be like kem Peele.
• 32:12
  It's almost like that. No, because King Pee was really good. Yeah,
• 32:15
  I think kem Pell as far as the skits, they were like damn
• 32:19
  near. I'm talking about the whole show altogether. Almost yet like yeah,
• 32:23
  this had the personal order for this to happen. Yes, yeah. If
• 32:28
  I would say if Chappelle show was a ten, kem Pill was like an
• 32:30
  eight and a half. Like I saw, Kim Piell was great. I
• 32:34
  don't understand why the dash. I mean, some of it's good, some
• 32:37
  of it like it, But I don't know whause the person to do that
• 32:46
  When he said that on like he had a special or something. I mean,
• 32:49
  I get it. You said no, he said I have to watch
• 32:52
  Kemp Pill do my show. Yeah, they filled the void. Oh yeah,
• 32:57
  but like he said, like you nigga, you're not the first nigga
• 33:00
  sketch comedy show. But it was on the same network, So okay,
• 33:05
  it's just Comedy Central. Niggat the work literally it is literally comedy. That's
• 33:10
  crazy, right, he didn't want to show up the work that wasn't It
• 33:15
  wasn't Mad TV, that's not on the same You can simplify that that that's
• 33:21
  not the core essence of what happened. But you know why that happened.
• 33:24
  Why because they were trying to make him do things that he didn't want to
• 33:28
  do. What was he didn't want to do? They told him they were
• 33:31
  trying to make him wear a dress and ship. They told him pretty much
• 33:36
  told as far as as far as like they told him that he couldn't say
• 33:40
  the work because it's not gay, but told him that it was okay to
• 33:45
  say nigga. Sure, and that's wrong. I mean, but okay,
• 33:52
  but you took the money. He didn't come to work, so okay,
• 33:57
  you don't want to come to work, that's fine. Do these a dude,
• 34:00
  just not have programming now? Yea't We're gonna get somebody else to do.
• 34:02
  Who want to work? Nigga? Duh? I mean, you can't
• 34:07
  be saying about it. I'm not. If you want to be mad,
• 34:09
  go to work, come to work. Motherfucking will fire these nigga's quick because
• 34:15
  we wanted you. But you don't want to come to work. That was
• 34:16
  like, motherfucking somebody quit the basketball team, and how dare you get a
• 34:22
  replacement? But you ain't coming to brake? How dare y'all get a backup
• 34:27
  point guard. How dare you start to back up Nigga? That's he'd be
• 34:30
  a backup if you were playing bitch. That situation just seemed so much more
• 34:35
  that season. It was I think it was that's all. It's not.
• 34:38
  I think it's not. It's very simple. And I respect and I mean,
• 34:45
  I'm gonna take his side because I like him. But the facts are
• 34:47
  the facts. The facts. The motherfuckers didn't want to come to work no
• 34:51
  more him. It's scene amount of money he turned it down. Yeah,
• 35:00
  say he turned out million. He didn't. Well, they offered him an
• 35:02
  obscene amount of money. Yeah. They were like, we'll give you this
• 35:06
  money if he had integrity. Yeah, give you this money if you give
• 35:10
  me two three more season. And then he was like okay, and it
• 35:15
  was like all right, well we got they got left with their dick in
• 35:16
  their hands. We got some stipulation. What are we gonna do, well,
• 35:21
  Nigga, we gotta put Carlos and on and Daniel that was stealing.
• 35:27
  Now that Nigga was still he's as man stealing, a very big thief,
• 35:30
  very big your hair of him in years now, Ned, this is real
• 35:36
  name, Ned, and but yeah, like That's why I was like,
• 35:40
  niggah, back to what's it called? Though, Dre and Jalen Man,
• 35:49
  we don't have to come back to that. You want to go back because
• 35:52
  we want to. We want to deep dive about that before, like the
• 35:55
  PJ thing. Yeah, do y'all feel like he cares to have that?
• 36:01
  Like that might not work out? No, Like you mean like when you
• 36:06
  say like it's bad, because are you asking if he's emotionally invested, like
• 36:10
  for niggas of that lifestyle, having a baby with someone that you might not
• 36:15
  be with five years from now, it doesn't seem like a big thing to
• 36:16
  them as like it would be to out of us. He doesn't feel like
• 36:21
  that now. I don't because he's twenty two and that I think that's probably
• 36:25
  why he was being a wrong raw. He was like, Okay, I
• 36:30
  have a kid, so what okay? Yeah, I think he's I think
• 36:31
  he's just a young nigga who's just not thinking about the consequences. He's gonna
• 36:36
  be a young nigga hashtag using a hashtag girl dad that he's just it's just
• 36:39
  cool. What do you mean consequences? What? I don't think the same
• 36:43
  thing like Nick, Nick cann is the same situation, right, Like he's
• 36:46
  old nigga, Like, what the excuse? Yeah, he's an idiot.
• 36:50
  I think I think he's just a young nigga who just want to have a
• 36:52
  kid. Like, No, I don't think it was one thing he was
• 36:55
  trying to have a kid. It's just that he was being some coochie raw
• 36:59
  busted. Didn't got to kill Okay, that's what I'm saying. He doesn't
• 37:00
  care about that. That's the kind of Las's fair attitude of having him bringing
• 37:05
  a child into the world. Sometimes that's and you can say that when you're
• 37:09
  not a millionaire, that doesn't that does that changes a lot because if you're
• 37:15
  a millionnaire at twenty two, I can because he's not even care for finance.
• 37:19
  Not even finance is not the issue. I feel like that's a little
• 37:22
  bit more that goes into it and makes any things. Finances. Finances start
• 37:27
  off with why people have babies at different ages. I got money, I
• 37:34
  got money, and I got fami. It's not about affording the kid.
• 37:37
  No, that that's a big part of it. That's a big part of
• 37:38
  it, sure, but it's always about caring for the kid and bringing the
• 37:43
  kid up in a good environment. Number One, you lost your you're on
• 37:45
  a you're on a look because look at his mom. The mom has already
• 37:49
  shown Jalen Green's mom. No, Dre, the mother of the child,
• 37:54
  has already shown she's got some bad tendencies raising children. Well that's when you
• 38:00
  get full custody and you'll be fine. All right, Well, good luck
• 38:01
  of getting that awarded to you. That doesn't happen. Well, she has
• 38:05
  the track record of being a bad mother. I think I'm saying for that
• 38:08
  to happen if there's no proof of having a history of being a bad mother.
• 38:14
  But this is us thinking from a thirty year old point of view,
• 38:15
  Like there's no telling what this thirty nine year old woman is telling this little
• 38:20
  nigga. Sure, she's probably like all that shit was rumors. I was
• 38:25
  home the whole time. Like he's like, all right, well fuck it
• 38:29
  or not, Uger, Like he's twenty two mid season, I'm just busting
• 38:37
  and Drea, he's really I don't think he's really not worried about anything,
• 38:39
  like exactly he was like this. That's the problem though, because it's on
• 38:43
  her, it's not on him. She's just taking advantage of the situation his
• 38:45
  Nigga's mid season. He's right, yeah, you got money for this kid?
• 38:50
  All right, this kid might have money, but like, is the
• 38:52
  kid gonn grow up in a loving environment? It's gonna be careful properly?
• 38:55
  Is it going to be intended to? I don't think he cares, doesn't
• 38:59
  say, I don't think he cares. I don't think he thought about that.
• 39:01
  Why do you think he don't what about it? Because okay, I'm
• 39:07
  sorry, I don't think you really give a fuck. Okay, having a
• 39:12
  baby with somebody that may not fit your standard doesn't mean that you're now not
• 39:16
  gonna care about the kid that comes out that person. It's not she's half
• 39:20
  of her, she's the baby's gonna have that much. But the person has
• 39:23
  nothing to do with the kid. So so you can have the kid,
• 39:28
  You can have the kid has nothing to do with the kid, So you
• 39:31
  can you can have a baby with the shittiest person in the world. Are
• 39:35
  you not just gonna treat the kid? Chen? No, I'm not saying
• 39:37
  that. The kids just saying ya know, yeah, I'm saying he's just
• 39:42
  like y'all literally just saying, because you have the kid with a shitty person.
• 39:46
  Guess what that shitty person is gonna be ther fucking mom. Okay,
• 39:51
  but the thing is you're making a I can make sure that that kid also
• 39:57
  still has a good life. What do you mean how he has the means
• 40:01
  to do it? You're still like he's still a fault. It's not like
• 40:05
  he's just gonna be a dead beat motherfucker. That doesn't mean like you you're
• 40:08
  just baking on the fact that this kid's gonna happen and now like, oh,
• 40:12
  this kid's life is fucked. Not saying exactly what you're saying. I
• 40:15
  said exactly what you're saying. He's in a position where he's like, oh,
• 40:20
  ship, we're having a baby, all right, So that's just that.
• 40:22
  And it's not like he was trying to havevocate. I think it just
• 40:25
  it just happens. He's like, I think that's a lot of people.
• 40:28
  I got like fifteen more years of basketball, so I really that's a lot
• 40:31
  of people that have kids. We're having a kid. Okay, cool,
• 40:35
  But the nigga is a millionaire with his whole life. I had him.
• 40:37
  He's only twenty two, And why do you think that having this kid is
• 40:39
  now? Is now the betime. Jason Tatum had a kid fucking early in
• 40:45
  the league, and we see dukes at every game. Why can't it be
• 40:47
  the same thing. Who's his mom? I don't know what that still has
• 40:52
  nothing to do. You keep bringing up the person has nothing with the kid
• 40:55
  that I'm bringing up the person because the person is this is Bookie and it's
• 41:01
  connected. Is it connected? No, it's not, Yes, it is.
• 41:07
  She unplugged. It's all right, okay, oh yeah, so yeah,
• 41:12
  okay, well that's something must have happened. But text, uh,
• 41:21
  take uh a second to turn off your blue tooth. Turn off your blue
• 41:23
  tooth. Blueoo, yeah, it just changed, Bluetoth'll turn it on.
• 41:27
  But I think it's just a situation where he's young. It doesn't really matter
• 41:31
  to him. This is a financial investment in her. That's where the that's
• 41:36
  where the could the difference it could it. I mean, she's thirty nine.
• 41:39
  She doesn't do shit. She doesn't she's not That's not what I'm meant.
• 41:43
  I mean, she's thirty nine years old. She has to maintain this
• 41:45
  lifestyle, lifestyle that she's had for the past twenty two years because her husband's
• 41:51
  or her baby dads Orlando Scandrin. She's lived this certain lifestyle for so long.
• 41:55
  Her twenty two year old is now old enough to support himself and does
• 41:58
  not have to get money from niggas. Chid Sport just ended child sport,
• 42:00
  hasn't She just re upped sawing another contract for eight years and now she live
• 42:07
  nigga Obviously, Jayleen, even if Jayleen Green thinks that he's like Nigga ship,
• 42:12
  I'm a millionaire. I don't give a fuck, Like, yeah,
• 42:13
  she gonna live off me to eighteen years. I just I'm beaten cheeks.
• 42:16
  Yeah. So even if they're even if there's an agreement or an agreeent agreement
• 42:22
  to it, she's still on the wrong no matter what she's the she's the
• 42:25
  true adult. This nigga's brain is not even fully developed yet. Oh well
• 42:30
  he can. He just has a forty five inch vertical. Hey man,
• 42:34
  it is out to that. It's what it is. Are you sure?
• 42:37
  Okay? So yeah, anyway, you know you didn't tell she said,
• 42:45
  sorry, I forgot sounds familiar. She doesn't listen now, she listens a
• 42:50
  lot. She listens to are you in the room when you're listening? No,
• 42:55
  like she was just telling, like, oh, my god, that
• 42:57
  was a banger. Bab she says like, oh my god, what episode,
• 43:01
  guys, absolute banger keen it really shines m hmm, yeah, thank
• 43:08
  you. She's a keen and really shining. Can really has some stupid ship
• 43:12
  and I guarantee that never came out of her mouth. Call it that.
• 43:16
  Don't don't do this, don't do this, don't don't call it. She's
• 43:22
  not gonna admit it. Come on, how much you one bet? How
• 43:27
  much you should have? Never mind, you can't hear I got five on
• 43:30
  it? Five five Mike, you could just connect the top. He wouldn't
• 43:35
  be able to hear. Baby about the w quick question. I'm running a
• 43:43
  little bet with the guys here. You know, Nigga, So when you
• 43:52
  when we talk about the episodes, right, and you like, I'm gonna
• 44:00
  let her say it, so I'm not leading her nowhere. Well, when
• 44:04
  we talk about the episodes and you usually talk about what Keenan says, what
• 44:07
  do you say? Yeah? When you do, I don't know. Yeah,
• 44:15
  get my five Nigga in quarters? Is it? Is it usually like
• 44:20
  he said, five thousand quarters. Have a good night, by bestie.
• 44:30
  What don't try to send us. I'm going to do that. I'm taking
• 44:37
  my five back. She's gonna be my bestie, Okay, you that when
• 44:42
  everybody's going I have to make sure that I'm good to all my home miss
• 44:45
  missus steel girl. I'm not trying still, nothing is just that. I
• 44:49
  mean, like, why do you have to do this? I have to
• 44:52
  I don't understand this ship. Why do you have to be my girls best
• 44:59
  Because she's your person, you're my person. We're each other's persons, so
• 45:04
  I need to make sure that I need to make sure that we're good.
• 45:07
  So I need to be friends with my boys persons. That's that's very sweet
• 45:10
  of you. I don't see what the issue is there, How thoughtful health?
• 45:15
  What a real friend to where like if we're all together, it's not
• 45:20
  awkward and we're just saying next to each other, not having a conversations.
• 45:22
  Fine, but I would never say her and say I need to be your
• 45:24
  girl's bestie. Yes, it must be a Haitian thing. I'm not Haitian.
• 45:30
  What are you talking about? Because he's on the other side of the
• 45:35
  island. I'm joking. He's just saying where it is. Figured it out
• 45:40
  a Haitian friend, we do, Okay, yeah, so speaking it's registered
• 45:52
  to Elsie, but Shelley never do nothing like that. All right. Speaking
• 46:01
  of TV shows, Uh yeah, my niggas can come next week out you're
• 46:13
  watching some good TV. You can say so yeah, so Mike you you
• 46:29
  you put it about some questions from then next episode, next episode, next
• 46:38
  next week. Threw off my whole train of thought. I was gonna say
• 46:42
  something changes. Train went off there through a couple of bodies on the track.
• 46:51
  Jesus Christ, you were talking about TV. TV was talking about TV.
• 46:57
  I like the cause shirt there Uni. Actually they brought me back to
• 47:05
  eight a week. Well yeah, around eight weeks and heartbreak time Kanye was
• 47:08
  really the calls back. One of the calls for us, the great ones
• 47:14
  is so bad you can get them. Okay, okay, yo yo.
• 47:27
  Another one. We're gonna be good, can we? Is you good?
• 47:34
  Like? Is we cool? I'll tell you I'm sorry for y'all that listens
• 47:38
  to this podcast that don't know us personally, and you got to hear these
• 47:42
  inside jokes, but like, just let it flow. That's what makes you
• 47:47
  want to keep listening. Maybe you can if you listen to another episodes,
• 47:51
  maybe you getting digged deep and find the many maybe put all the pieces together.
• 47:54
  It's a big, big mosaic puzzle. No, somebody did the connect
• 47:58
  the yard. Somebody did the sign. It's on the Patreon episode from a
• 48:00
  couple of weeks ago. Oh my god, they got that ship. You
• 48:06
  know, we can talk about that later, about that later TV show,
• 48:15
  TV show. Can we really commit to talking about that later? Because I
• 48:17
  don't really want to be not on the microphone? Oh ship? Okay,
• 48:22
  okay. I was like, God, damn figured it out and I was
• 48:28
  like, I didn't know TV show. So Love is Blind. You're going
• 48:44
  back to that's not what I thought. You Well, I can put my
• 48:46
  input on it finally, because I finished it. I ain't finished it.
• 48:50
  I'm like halfway through. So at least you're further than what I didn't even
• 48:52
  know anybody's name. When when we're talking about me neither, Yeah, you're
• 48:59
  somewhat there, me and you in the same space we kind of we new
• 49:02
  to the game, were weekly exactly. So for the new people to the
• 49:05
  game, we're gonna start with Elsie didn't go to Keenan. What what what
• 49:07
  are your what is your take so far on the show? So my overall
• 49:12
  take I always. I like the show ever since I've been watching it.
• 49:15
  It's a cool concept, but it's very very obvious that with this season strictly
• 49:19
  drama like this has nothing really to do with like actually finding love for people.
• 49:22
  It's more so for how can we make this show popular and entertainment,
• 49:27
  you know what I'm saying. The one couple I'm not I'm trying not to
• 49:31
  spoil anything for Kina, but the one actually, like, yeah, the
• 49:35
  one a couple that actually makes it through. They just seem so boring compared
• 49:37
  to everybody because they're so normal, Like they don't even have a real problem.
• 49:40
  You've seen it coming the entire episode exactly. It's like then, like
• 49:44
  these two are like actually meant to be together, like they're a really good
• 49:46
  couple, but they don't have any real problems. They just try to make
• 49:50
  it an issue so something like it's just something to talk about the biggest problem,
• 49:52
  but like, oh my god, I don't like wearing condos. Yeah,
• 49:57
  it's like, oh no, I don't want I have a baby and
• 50:00
  that and then asking her dad's hand for marriage, and that was it.
• 50:05
  They gassed that one because he held he was like okay, the dad just
• 50:08
  walked in there. He was like, Hi, okay, hello, hello,
• 50:12
  but she gassed a B and E two. I'm like, all right,
• 50:16
  bro, get this ship out here. There's no problem, Ringo.
• 50:19
  This shit worked for you, Okay, this should work for them. But
• 50:22
  the other people, now, I mean, man, yeah, Clay is
• 50:29
  a bitch. He he really just like ken you doesn't like. I also
• 50:32
  found out that Clay is from Franklin. Like, while watching the show,
• 50:37
  I'm like, because I saw here, because at one point they showed this
• 50:39
  South Carolina jersey like his track uniform. I'm like, shit, this nigga
• 50:43
  ran track. So I look him up and I she said Franklin High School.
• 50:45
  I'm Franklin High School. And they said this nigga went up to South
• 50:49
  Carolina from two thousand eleven to twenty fifteen. I said, this nigga is
• 50:52
  the exact same age as me. So I hit on my niggas. They're
• 50:54
  like, yeah, I know him. So my friends know Clay in real
• 50:58
  life, So that was interesting. I can't trust people from can't trust niggas
• 51:01
  from Franklin, right, I mean, but I know people that actually know
• 51:07
  him, and they were talking about like how I didn't even get no like
• 51:09
  money. It literally went to high school at Corney. How they didn't get
• 51:14
  like money and for being on the show, like just a little stuff like
• 51:15
  that. But yeah, he wasted that girl's time and he was there completely.
• 51:21
  He embarrassed her. I felt really bad for her, like, and
• 51:23
  I know people are like, oh, ship scripted. I was like,
• 51:27
  I don't know, look on her phrase was kind of fucked up. But
• 51:30
  it's just that she was so thirsty for love and having somebody. All the
• 51:37
  rest people wanted that real man. So he sucked her up on that.
• 51:40
  The nigga that dude Jeremy I didn't know that was called real Sick, Real
• 51:47
  Sick. That's and then him and him and Sarah, Him and Sarah and
• 51:52
  kind of just pussy footing around like, oh, it's just a d M.
• 51:57
  We just wanted to catch up. And nah, she said, you
• 52:00
  know what you're signing up for. This is a show. And I mean,
• 52:04
  in her defense, I see what you're saying. But and then ad
• 52:07
  checking her and she tried he had her foot on her neck. I'm like,
• 52:12
  goddamn, no, no, I read it. It's okay, it's
• 52:15
  okay. I know you know what she's saying. I know what you said.
• 52:17
  They were interesting and then uh, Jimmy and Chelsea. I was very
• 52:22
  very very satisfied with the way that went, very sad. That was like
• 52:30
  I watched that part twice. I was like, Jimmy, Jimmy, I
• 52:34
  watched it one time all the way through, and then I watched it again,
• 52:37
  just that part. I'm like, Jimmy, good job. He grew
• 52:39
  a spine and he fucking it was so good a backbone and it was finally
• 52:45
  stood on his business. And my thing is, even if, even if
• 52:47
  that part was written, even if people are writing this good job, Clay
• 52:51
  could have done that. He could have literally, that wouldn't be as entertaining.
• 52:57
  It was not Jimmy did that was pray. I pray that this show
• 53:02
  is as scripted as people say it is. I feel like that it was
• 53:06
  written because it takes a sick motherfucker to know that you don't want to get
• 53:13
  married. You wait, if you made this woman get dressed in a dress,
• 53:19
  pick out a dress, address too high, by the way, make
• 53:22
  up? Okay, we got to stop. Well, all right, conservative,
• 53:25
  all right, a great Church of latter day. Oh no, she
• 53:30
  looked good as he trust me, A d if you. If you leave
• 53:34
  that nigga alone, I'll marry you today. I'll do it would a d
• 53:39
  We can be a throuble or you can just have your own corporate don't.
• 53:47
  I don't think that's what Mike meant, but I know he said. What
• 53:55
  the fuck I thought I was about? That's why you want to be best
• 54:04
  with you girls. I have his girl myself. I've never stolen anyone with
• 54:13
  you, Mike, I've never stolen anyone. What were you saying? Why
• 54:19
  are you making that face for her? Because I've never know you. Mother,
• 54:21
  give me a name, all of them, give me a name.
• 54:24
  One give me a name. There has been zero zero. I don't know
• 54:30
  why or how I got that name. But I've never stolen. You don't
• 54:31
  know why, or you've never stolen anyone's girl. You have to steal somebody's
• 54:36
  girl to be called missus steel your girl. That would make sense. No,
• 54:39
  just because if my resume is zero, is this one of those situations
• 54:43
  where you're like, no, I couldn't have taken her if she wasn't open
• 54:46
  to be took things. No many teeth all day. I do like a
• 54:59
  average can play the drug girl there. That's crazy what's porceling? Like,
• 55:13
  you just got some new he got some big the social media guy that got
• 55:19
  veneers from someone's gonna go there is that real? Are we talking about that?
• 55:24
  I mean we talked about love is blind a lot. That's fine,
• 55:28
  that's fine, real quick, Clay, Uh, Matt was really on some
• 55:34
  function in that part. I was like, weird, that's crazy. Uh,
• 55:39
  yes, yes, Chelsea lied to Jimmy. But Jimmy is out here
• 55:43
  doing damnage like I'm I'm I'm still like in the middle of his side,
• 55:46
  din't I didn't get a lot to halfway done. Uh, even from what
• 55:50
  we've seen, that should be enough to know, Like this chick CB been
• 55:55
  watching less than you and he already seen like, oh yeah, they did
• 56:00
  a really good job making it seem like you know, they made a good
• 56:04
  they make it seem like it's Jimmy. They didn't. Then you really see,
• 56:07
  which is ninety percent of these things with these chicks digging to do Like,
• 56:14
  let me stop comment the women really hates with these fucking bruggs. Yeah,
• 56:23
  that's like a comment I seeing today. It was a nigga on one
• 56:27
  of our comments from the w n b A. He was like niggas have
• 56:30
  no personality when they start talking about women. I was like, shut up,
• 56:35
  shut up. You ain't gonna get no pussy off that nigga. I
• 56:37
  hate when niggas pander nigga get some bitches, nigga. I hate panderin puss
• 56:44
  ash niggas like that. What the fuck you think Skott gets some bitches?
• 56:49
  You think skyig Oh my god, he was fxing my bibble game. Let
• 56:54
  me galk. Shut up. Guy who bought the tickets, his ticket is
• 56:59
  too seriously gotta take a joke. But no, no, no episode.
• 57:01
  Guy who said factual things about n B A W n b A ticket prices,
• 57:06
  shut hates women. Shut the fuck up. You fucking know was a
• 57:12
  factual ticket prices was eight dollars. We're not going to go back to it.
• 57:21
  It was nine dollars. Not with those tickets. But there were Skylar
• 57:25
  what same same thing to Mike same Scott Moore, Scotar Diggs, the the
• 57:32
  receiver, Scott, you thinking of the chickame More scholar, Scott's receiver,
• 57:43
  bro the kids Chicago sky Yeah, Chicago, Skuy. There's a lot of
• 57:45
  sky Ship going on. I don't know. Deanna Swoops Cheryl Swoops and Diana
• 57:53
  Toros just combined players. I don't know. I don't know if you can
• 58:04
  buy them for a better place. You know, put them together, you
• 58:07
  might get a munsy bowls. I don't know. Okay, you put Maya
• 58:16
  Moore together with a little SHERI soho, she might get a The nashis crazy,
• 58:22
  Okay, Okay, crazy, Okay. That's the fact that both of
• 58:28
  them. I think they would be at the nasis and one he asked,
• 58:31
  and those are the best to everything. He would lose it because he would
• 58:36
  always drink every I thought she was gonna lay it up. You thought she
• 58:43
  was gonna lay it up from the three point line, you fucking asked,
• 58:45
  Jack, just biting everything you don't have, then looking like the niggas like
• 58:51
  that at the gym of filming, the niggas cooking, Yo, do you
• 58:54
  know what? Of course I know, Oh my god, Bro, she
• 58:58
  pulled them in the she pulled up to the court where fucking Nike take that
• 59:00
  and just fucking shut up, bitch like fucking crazy to niggas. Bro.
• 59:05
  Nigga's so mad at her that they be trying to not play where they'd be
• 59:07
  trying to guard her all tight niggas bro it gets yo? What what yo?
• 59:13
  What? What do you do? Michael? The fuck? Are you
• 59:15
  gonna respectfully keep scoring? Exactly? There we respectfully. I'm not gonna go
• 59:22
  something. I'm a j Just what grope her? Mic? That's that's it.
• 59:30
  That's the baskets, that's the basketball. Shut up. That's a weird
• 59:32
  form of defense. What the have a defense is dead getting cooked? And
• 59:39
  I love those cows too. He couldn't play a game you done, nigga.
• 59:44
  I'd like to see him playing the w B. Do what you really
• 59:47
  ridging really about that? You got me? I like to see you go
• 59:59
  up before her? What caught me? Red handed? Stan Lee seven seven
• 1:00:04
  seven? Mike said, you got You gotta paid more than twelve and see
• 1:00:07
  me. You want to see me something like that? I need more than
• 1:00:13
  fourteen thousand a year, fourteen thousand ship. I know, mail men more
• 1:00:21
  make more money than these bitches lo as you're talking about. That's that's factual
• 1:00:27
  the fuck out here. That is a fact man. I put in,
• 1:00:30
  I put in five good years at ups. I'm out banking these bitches.
• 1:00:34
  Are you kidding me? Oh? According to Cory, I don't know if
• 1:00:37
  you. Oh yeah, let me motherfucking dunk heaping it from King of the
• 1:00:44
  from King of Queens make more money than motherfucking role players on the sparks.
• 1:00:50
  Fuck out of here. Okay, not a cording to carry? Oh ship?
• 1:00:55
  Damn well. I like to see you go up and get your court
• 1:01:00
  it should. We need to be cu whoa whoo whoo whoo. I didn't
• 1:01:09
  notice. He's like, like, you know, I've been at my whole
• 1:01:16
  life, like, ain't going to work on me. You see the one
• 1:01:21
  dude who was like, is he actually a comedian? Though everyone in the
• 1:01:23
  comments like, yeah, did you click his page to see? Like bro,
• 1:01:27
  people are saying anything else common it's bad. Somebody said he's a failed
• 1:01:31
  comedian, Like he hasn't even started started yet, Jack, don't you have
• 1:01:37
  to start first? More? He would get on the ground, dickhead.
• 1:01:47
  Yeah, I'll never get over this. I like to see him. He
• 1:01:51
  couldn't do it. No, I couldn't and know I wouldn't because I'm not
• 1:01:55
  getting properly compensated. Because those bitches gotta work in the off season. They
• 1:02:01
  substitute teach. Well, Lamon just looked at the lowest person was making sixty
• 1:02:07
  Lois. Oh, yeah, he had sixty sixty. There's no men definitely
• 1:02:12
  make it more than sixty, but for the whole year. So there's a
• 1:02:15
  teacher that made more than sixty. But that's not for a whole year.
• 1:02:19
  The teachers don't work the whole yearigga your last job, making it more like
• 1:02:22
  a nigga. Yeah, the teacher, that's for like a summer. Because
• 1:02:24
  remember that WNBA is only like thirty years. It's made to August, right,
• 1:02:30
  No, June October is June, June twenty ninth, the summer.
• 1:02:36
  You're making sixty thousand, making sixty thousand and what five months? Six months?
• 1:02:42
  Wow, people don't make that in a year. Mike Wow, whoa
• 1:02:45
  whoa wow Wow made to uh wow October. Professional athlete made it October.
• 1:02:53
  Okay, that's that year. I don't like that argument because that's all professional
• 1:02:58
  athletes. They all have a there are scheduled. Yeah, so or the
• 1:03:04
  time you work. Okay, that's a lot, yeah compared to me and
• 1:03:08
  you. But the problem is no, compared to half of America, because
• 1:03:12
  half America is not making sixty thousand. We're regular people. We ain't professional
• 1:03:16
  athletes. We are postmen, we are DJs. We are where the fuck
• 1:03:21
  you do? We are where the funk I do, because I ain't putting
• 1:03:23
  my business out there. We are photographers. This niggas a pharmacist. He
• 1:03:28
  makes more than them bitches right now. Not a cinematographer. Cinematographer sorry,
• 1:03:32
  respectfully, we are watermelon. We do whatever the fuck you do because I
• 1:03:40
  don't want to put there. And I almost say wherever the funk I do,
• 1:03:44
  because they put my business out there. You did a few episodes yet
• 1:03:49
  almost very close. We're getting close. We're getting closer. They're narrowing it
• 1:03:52
  down and getting recognized that work. And it's it's only about time. I
• 1:03:59
  keep telling a little Patreon. They donate enough, I'll tell it, put
• 1:04:04
  it right in the Patreon. Would never know there one dollars address donate everybody
• 1:04:14
  doing on hundred Dollars'll sneak up on Mike while he's at the job. Everybody
• 1:04:23
  blog that ship. I'll break in the bathroom while you're in the mother yo.
• 1:04:26
  Oh my god, he locked this time. Just maybe thinks thinking love
• 1:04:30
  streams. They don't see the clips of drew Ski and Cosson on the Last
• 1:04:32
  Time Ship Bro when drew Sky was like somebody smelled like sh that was funny,
• 1:04:42
  and the nigga in the background, and the great tech looked like he
• 1:04:44
  smelled like ship. He said, I don't want to say nothing, but
• 1:04:48
  somebody smelled like starting to turn this into a chant. While this nigga kept
• 1:04:54
  pooling all night because that was crazy. He around and the far left.
• 1:05:01
  This nigga gotta one will come on and let me let me the more mature.
• 1:05:11
  To the young niggas, I get it, yeah, no, I
• 1:05:14
  absolutely get it. Now these niggas, these niggas are funny, just entertainment.
• 1:05:17
  Now, don't the best. I don't know if I could take hours
• 1:05:20
  and hours if it's straight. But the clips I see, all the clips
• 1:05:24
  is gold. Yeah, like the one where he was talking like I guess
• 1:05:27
  they were doing the things where he talked the little blond dates ship or whatever.
• 1:05:30
  What. Never thought he see it day he's giving he just he just
• 1:05:35
  said, I extended all the brand. He said to the young niggas.
• 1:05:38
  It was me that was trying to tell you you are the young niggas.
• 1:05:45
  You know, you know I turned over. No, no, no,
• 1:05:56
  no, the people with actually he only doesn't, they said, he only
• 1:06:00
  doesn't Keenan. He only threatens Keenan. Oh my god, I don't know
• 1:06:10
  why King does his love mm hmm, I love you too. Kids love
• 1:06:13
  people's girl. No, no, but like they were. I guess they
• 1:06:24
  were doing a blind day ship. Honestly, Drewski didn't like the girl he
• 1:06:28
  was assigned, which I thought, I mean, that was kind of I
• 1:06:30
  ain't like the way he handled that, but I mean, commedy whatever.
• 1:06:34
  I guess. I'm pretty she was in on it. Like the girl he
• 1:06:38
  got was like a girl. She was like questionable pronouns. Yeah, I
• 1:06:46
  mean, I'll just say he thought she was a transformer. But it was
• 1:06:51
  like everyone he said, what what did you say? He said every where
• 1:06:59
  he was, he was like, you you sound like you could box me
• 1:07:02
  out. Sounds like you're pulling down some bars. Yeah, even though you
• 1:07:11
  know, so like you have a triple double right now. Even though she
• 1:07:15
  was not Yeah, I mean well allegedly they were not. They were not.
• 1:07:21
  That's good, but you know that's but that's the era where in here
• 1:07:24
  it's like, yeah, is this sexual? You never know? Man?
• 1:07:28
  Are they trying to prank me? That's kind of you never know? JT
• 1:07:31
  sating her new song pretty like a transgender. That's oh really, ja boy,
• 1:07:39
  pretty like a transgender. No bars everything. She's doing a solo career
• 1:07:45
  now. She needs to get the funk away from Freasian. You know they
• 1:07:48
  got your manial sexual assault charges that's hanging with Speaking of him, oh man,
• 1:07:55
  I just I just wanted to. It was on YouTube. You know,
• 1:07:59
  that's all, well, use it. He's autistic, Yeah, he
• 1:08:02
  said that. He just came out of video. Ratget I know who that
• 1:08:08
  is? Okay, where your mom's at? Yeah, he was like he
• 1:08:15
  was like he pretty much it was like a social thing for him. Was
• 1:08:16
  like he was like, I'll get around people and not know what to say.
• 1:08:18
  He was like, I just feel weird, and he never knew what
• 1:08:20
  it was. Asperger that's on the spectrum as well. He said autism though,
• 1:08:28
  but I don't I don't know. I don't think he has asper is,
• 1:08:31
  So I don't know. I don't know what he does. I don't
• 1:08:34
  know his particular flavor autism. Flavor yeah, spicy, hot, sweet sour.
• 1:08:45
  So mommy, we don't know. It's a bitter autism. That's the
• 1:08:51
  one where it's like, okay, yeah, his is like I guess,
• 1:08:57
  like I said, it's like a socialists the sweet autism. You don't gott
• 1:09:00
  to warn people. You don't have to warn. That's wild. Yeah,
• 1:09:06
  j said, Well, you said everybody's autested. I mean technically, if
• 1:09:10
  it's a spectrum, you're all. Everybody's on the spectrum. You're either all
• 1:09:14
  the way on the outskirts, or you're the nucleus then, or you're the
• 1:09:18
  powerhouse of the sub You got mitochondria autism, which is it's strong. Okay,
• 1:09:30
  the powerhouses I just mad. I don't know why. I just imagine
• 1:09:32
  she from Jimmy Newtroun we had the big head. You definitely that is the
• 1:09:38
  most powerful. Well, some of your niggas are marred or some of your
• 1:09:43
  niggas are jup. Some the relatives think of the sun as autism. Some
• 1:09:49
  of you niggas is mercury and something. Though. Some of your niggas is
• 1:09:56
  hot most of the year. Some of you niggas is freezing. Is it
• 1:10:00
  better to be freezing? I mean, when the autism you right want to
• 1:10:04
  chill out, you might want to be on the outskirts. I think a
• 1:10:10
  good place would be playing it. I'm sometimes playing it, you know what
• 1:10:15
  I'm saying. Right from the Sun type ship. Yeah, you like that
• 1:10:19
  show, didn't you? What's Right from the Sun call Third Rock. I've
• 1:10:25
  never seen that. You never heard of that, never heard of it,
• 1:10:28
  never watched it. I never watched either, And I just thought, can't
• 1:10:30
  that seemed like show that seems like dorky white people like Big Bang Theory.
• 1:10:34
  Like Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, I couldn't be like puerky white people you
• 1:10:39
  like. I love Bang Theory is great. I watched the whole thing that
• 1:10:43
  you watch, Young Sheldon too. No, no, Young Sheldon, wasn't
• 1:10:45
  it? Yeah, you know what, I couldn't. I didn't know watching
• 1:10:48
  the show because it's kind of like ambiguous. But I just found out probably
• 1:10:51
  two days ago that he's gay in real life, oh Sheldon, Yeah,
• 1:10:58
  game as hell. I didn't know that. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:11:00
  Yeah, I saw a picture of him get married on Saturday. I didn't
• 1:11:04
  know that. That's like the one dude from Modern Family, the one like
• 1:11:06
  the gay couple, the one who was like outwardly gay was not the game
• 1:11:12
  one was the straight one and the other one the redhead. He's the one
• 1:11:16
  that's gamer life. Yeah, I was surprised, she was, and I'm
• 1:11:20
  like, wow, okay, yeah, he was like he's a pretty good
• 1:11:24
  one. Yeah, he was a very good, accurate one, a pretty
• 1:11:27
  good actor. Jim Parson is very good. Theory is a great good gay
• 1:11:33
  good actors. R I p Vanessa Hudgins What all she just? What happened
• 1:11:41
  to Vanessa HUDs She's just pregnant. Wow, we're here for some post pregnancy
• 1:11:47
  something. She's a good old time. But I mean, I said,
• 1:11:56
  I had to remind myself that I'm an adult and this is not a teenage
• 1:11:59
  pregnancy. I was because I was like, hud she's like thirty two.
• 1:12:03
  She's a little fast, slow down girl. Her from Jamie her Man.
• 1:12:10
  No, that's like who wasn't player really cold something cold handles That's what I
• 1:12:15
  was thinking. I'm like cold Tucker, Tucker, no idea. If you've
• 1:12:20
  seen him, Elsie, you know he's a brother. I think he plays
• 1:12:24
  for the Pirates. Still. Oh yeah that and yeah I know who that
• 1:12:27
  is. Yes, yeah he looked like you look like that nigga that played
• 1:12:29
  it. They said he look like they say, he like, uh,
• 1:12:32
  this is like Kenny G and Chris and christ put together mixed. But like,
• 1:12:38
  yeah, he's definitely something. He looked good on her. That's what
• 1:12:41
  I'm saying. She look I mean think it's hard to make vant your husband
• 1:12:43
  look bad. Dude, you look good as hell. He look good.
• 1:12:46
  Who looks better? Pregnant her? Here? You see fix here? Yeah,
• 1:12:50
  this someone horny, horny, pregnant, particularly horny today. What the
• 1:12:59
  road recently? You know his knees here, you know he's back in fucking
• 1:13:03
  shape. The seasons about to start and he never left. He's him about
• 1:13:12
  to get his grippy socks back on. He's been there. He still had
• 1:13:15
  them from the hospital. No, it's gonna say from the trampoline. Part
• 1:13:18
  was when he worked that stock up. You know, I speaking, I
• 1:13:20
  was, I was, I was looking at this thing on Twitter you need
• 1:13:24
  to find and this girl took a box. You never know. She's hard
• 1:13:31
  as hell, she's pregnant. Wier. Yeah, baby, big as fuck.
• 1:13:36
  Man. That that's a mother fucking that's that's got that ship hanging low.
• 1:13:41
  He got a litter. That's a boy, a litter, Okay,
• 1:13:44
  who were supposed to be a boy talking about grip this girl like on Twitter
• 1:13:49
  she was talking about like she talk like tell a funny sex memory. She's
• 1:13:54
  talking like, yeah, she's talking about I was working with my axe at
• 1:13:57
  one time, and then like mid stroke, he just got up and left,
• 1:14:00
  and then he was going for like a few minutes. Now he came
• 1:14:03
  back and then he just started wrecking my like. She was like, he
• 1:14:08
  started wreckingizing and it was so good. I was like, and she was
• 1:14:12
  like, where did you go? I looked around. I looked back,
• 1:14:15
  and so he had crocs on. He said to put my crocs on sports
• 1:14:19
  mode. He had sport mode. He said, you need to get the
• 1:14:23
  grip back on it. On the Q, it was cute. Q definitely
• 1:14:29
  wear crocks doing sex. I I died. I thought about, I don't
• 1:14:35
  have no Q be as Nigga with rocks. I'm gonna have to bust out
• 1:14:40
  the grippy socks. I didn't got something I've never tried that the sky's on
• 1:14:44
  sock. Yeah, I was. I had a whole bunch of them.
• 1:14:45
  Like like you said, I used to work at the trimpoline park. I've
• 1:14:48
  never even thought. I've never thought about it. Just gripping, ripping just
• 1:14:54
  on the sheet, that give you more attraction, man, gripping on the
• 1:14:59
  sheet. I was thinking, I mean, what he's like sucket on the
• 1:15:05
  floor. Yeah, but sometimes you know it still be sliding. You you
• 1:15:10
  tried it. I'm talking about the griptocks on the grip socks on this The
• 1:15:15
  leverage is crazy. God damn, I can't get out the floor. I'm
• 1:15:29
  so stable, right, I can literally pick up my feet. Fuck,
• 1:15:36
  I almost forgot biggas. Speaking of TikTok, did y'all see there's a nigga
• 1:15:43
  on TikTok who rides around Compton and Watts looking for people to fight. I
• 1:15:46
  heard you heard talking about ship. Ever, Bro, He's literally driving around
• 1:15:51
  like looking for fades, looking for nigga. Go right there, bro,
• 1:15:57
  there was a nigga arguing some white dude across the street. He's I'm a
• 1:16:00
  wait for this nigga to turn around. Bro. The dude started to cross
• 1:16:02
  the street. This nigga gets up the car. He's like, hey,
• 1:16:05
  where are you from, homie, and the camera just cuts off. There's
• 1:16:08
  like ten videos of this shit and he's not It's not like he's just nowhere.
• 1:16:13
  This niggas in Watts like visibly like this is not a joke, Like
• 1:16:16
  he's out there. He just driving want problems, looking for he need to
• 1:16:20
  just go to go to uh just walking around with the astros at on nigga.
• 1:16:26
  He will find trouble. I don't know what he's like. He shows
• 1:16:28
  like only he doesn't obviously he doesn't show his face. He only shows his
• 1:16:31
  fit. But he's just literally driving around looking for fade and he's like rating
• 1:16:35
  him like he's rating them like like that he lost. I don't know.
• 1:16:42
  No, he's raiding the area. Yeah, he's like we out here,
• 1:16:45
  but I just got my ass b two out of ten. I don't.
• 1:16:46
  I don't think this niggas ever gonna got me because he's literally doing it Like
• 1:16:51
  Keith he was like, man, he's like I was out by the way.
• 1:16:56
  Niggas wasn't out there. I'm so I'm heading back to Busterville like niggas
• 1:17:00
  just crazy bro hilarious, buster buster. He's just looking for violence. Very
• 1:17:08
  wild shiped. TikTok is funny bro. I hope they don't ban that.
• 1:17:12
  If they band, I'm TikTok band. Yeah, that will hurt my heart.
• 1:17:18
  Yeah, it doesn't build download that. I'll find a way to legally
• 1:17:21
  download that to China. I'll do it. I'll do whatever. T VP
• 1:17:27
  and even if you legally downloaded them. You got to count on everybody else
• 1:17:30
  to do it too, for just for the content. If they do,
• 1:17:33
  we'll probably have an alternative so fast. I mean, it is not the
• 1:17:41
  same y. TikTok is just better, bro, there's just better content.
• 1:17:47
  I want to dedicated the content, the content content. The comment section on
• 1:17:53
  TikTok bro. To be honest, well, the comment section on TikTok is
• 1:17:57
  so much better because it's like because it's Pagram will literally tell you, like,
• 1:18:00
  this comment is about to get banned if you brest sain Like, okay,
• 1:18:04
  there's certain ship you just can't say on Instagram. TikTok reckless. You
• 1:18:08
  can't do anything on fucking TikTok. The comments you can say whatever, though
• 1:18:13
  TikTok sly degenerate things and like to that. So I've seen the TikTok of
• 1:18:18
  Hulk Hogan with two different referees and it was it was two K two K
• 1:18:21
  twenty four wrestling ship. It was one with a white with a white referee,
• 1:18:26
  and he won the world and he won like the title battle and he
• 1:18:29
  just he just handed to him. He's like thank you. Then he had
• 1:18:31
  a black woman as a refee. I think that was just like the joke.
• 1:18:36
  The joke said historically correct, fair enough. You'll see the chick that
• 1:18:45
  changes like uh, she like disguised herself in different outfits to like, wait,
• 1:18:53
  is that the girl? What are you thinking of? The girl who
• 1:18:55
  goes to the stores and she has a picture of the person working in the
• 1:18:58
  store that is on her shirt. It's literally from the same day. They
• 1:19:02
  will go into the story, take a picture of the person printed out,
• 1:19:05
  screen printed, put it on the shirt, and just walk in like is
• 1:19:09
  that me? She does the black the black trying to and her mom thinks
• 1:19:13
  like why are you like this? And it's like always her and like oh
• 1:19:15
  when he don't answer the text and he shows about like a cop or something
• 1:19:18
  like that. Oh, I know, it's funny because she she comes up
• 1:19:23
  with different ship every time, and it's like funny every time. That's like
• 1:19:26
  my boy the Nigga Cam and the boy Cam who's on a generational run right
• 1:19:30
  now. It's like when everybody's I mean, I don't even know how to
• 1:19:33
  describe it, just everyone that like Rocks the comedian, No, not that
• 1:19:41
  guy when I was a dude Cam, the one who plays he played like
• 1:19:45
  basketball, like overseas and ship it's funny as hell. He hasn't missed yet,
• 1:19:49
  like how people would use big words, bro. He said. She
• 1:19:58
  was like, oh, he said, I don't drink so the only water.
• 1:20:02
  Oh my god, I dreaching I feel so hydrated. Where he it
• 1:20:08
  was like POV where you don't eat all day or whatever it was, and
• 1:20:12
  he was like, what's wrong? Pop up? When he does the pop
• 1:20:14
  thing, he's great. I've seen one. I've seen one point where I
• 1:20:18
  guess the dude was acting like he worked in the water. You know how
• 1:20:21
  they have the speakers and so he's walking by some dude and then speaking of
• 1:20:27
  the lady talking to him to speed like she goes the nigga with the white
• 1:20:30
  beater on, he got a girl. He just wh what he said,
• 1:20:36
  that tight ass white you know, he gottau like like what are you talking
• 1:20:41
  about? He's like yeah. He was like he's like, damn yo.
• 1:20:45
  You see his pigs, like he got these buzzing ass Hey what the problem
• 1:20:48
  was like he said, he gotta go. He said the tight ass dn't
• 1:20:53
  as white beater. That's the problem. These niggas don't have no fun.
• 1:20:56
  They just take away fun. That's now they don't you know. The funnest
• 1:21:00
  nigga on TikTok is the black dude. I don't know his name. He's
• 1:21:02
  just be in the grocery store fucking yes, like you stealing, Like everybody
• 1:21:13
  knows I needed to steal I need to steal this. It's not it's just
• 1:21:16
  like everybody knows who isn't work. I seen one This old lady did not
• 1:21:21
  know who he was. Bro. He was like, I'm gonna get a
• 1:21:25
  ride on your car. Is that fine? She was like what. He
• 1:21:27
  was like, I just need to ride on one to the next hour.
• 1:21:29
  He got on the front of her car and she was with her grandson.
• 1:21:31
  He was like, hey, you get on the back and it just rolled
• 1:21:33
  away on the ship. I'm like, bro, people down there will let
• 1:21:35
  this nigga do anything. He was like. He like, go in here
• 1:21:39
  and just put these in your bag and I'm gonna get them when you come
• 1:21:42
  up. He like, you playing with e B t get This old lady
• 1:21:47
  was like is that a Weirk was like, can I wear it? You
• 1:21:55
  know? She was like he was like no, because I said wigs.
• 1:22:01
  That's why that's why you can't wake out the I try this one way.
• 1:22:08
  Is that the same one that pretended like he knew some lady. Yes,
• 1:22:13
  the mom was, Yeah, she was going right along with the shoe bro
• 1:22:17
  That, nigga hilarious or do people re enacting? I think you should leave
• 1:22:21
  the dinner scene. Oh there's a girl that doesn't really get if you if
• 1:22:29
  you go to the sound, you just go to all like they're all.
• 1:22:30
  It's like, my niggas, just be at the restaurant, just like passing
• 1:22:34
  the phone. Man, give me that, give me that the whole day.
• 1:22:43
  Just joking, just joking. Please don't take TikTok away. Please please
• 1:22:49
  get a lot of please at the beginning, because I remember myself at the
• 1:22:55
  beginning to pay shooting loans, but don't take. At the beginning of the
• 1:22:59
  pandemic, I was like, man, I ask for kids, but I
• 1:23:00
  ain't downloading that ship. Now I am immersed. I can't get enough.
• 1:23:04
  I'm TikTok famous, damn near. I love it. It is great.
• 1:23:09
  I'm trying to get content. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to
• 1:23:13
  I'll be getting paid ship to put on there. Nigga, it's so fun
• 1:23:16
  and it's so fun. You have a bunch right there in front of you.
• 1:23:20
  You gotta do it. I gotta just do it, doctor pimple Popper.
• 1:23:25
  Yeah, all this ship, you just gotta. We could you could
• 1:23:28
  do the fucking show reviews like we do different episodes, and we just did
• 1:23:31
  the fucking the Yugo ship. That what I gotta do, work, bro.
• 1:23:40
  I had to watch that clip from what he did out he had out
• 1:23:49
  there like he did some ship like the extension. How did they in the
• 1:23:54
  face? You know that all like my cards? My cause, what a
• 1:24:00
  fucking game that niggas arm? Yeah, right over the fucking boar, Nigga,
• 1:24:05
  that nigga, you and Exodia mission an arm bitch ah. You know
• 1:24:13
  why you give me that look like a disappointed teacher. It comes no because
• 1:24:20
  yeah, they're my biggest hater supporters. Nigga said, they are the biggest
• 1:24:29
  hate supporters. I get off. I don't hate. Let's time you get
• 1:24:31
  off regular nigga time, normal time, five thirty. I'by pooped home by
• 1:24:42
  six. What a long day of blank What a long day of redacted day
• 1:24:51
  redacted? I did so much at redacted. I did so much redacting that
• 1:24:56
  redacted. I can possibly watch TV and recorded the TV that I've already gonna
• 1:25:04
  watched. So that's how I finished that. I'm already on I mean,
• 1:25:09
  yeah, but then I'm watching I'm watching Shogun. That's really good. What
• 1:25:13
  is that? Nigga an No, not anime. It's on FX. It's
• 1:25:17
  about Yeah, it's very real Japanese. It's it's Japanese sixteenth sixteen, sixteen,
• 1:25:25
  something like this sixteenth century I think or seventeenth century, and it's following
• 1:25:30
  like the fall of this empire. I guess one guy dies. Basically,
• 1:25:35
  it's basically about like Japan. I guess all agents are the same after they
• 1:25:41
  took like I guess they fought and fought try to take over Korea. Basically,
• 1:25:45
  it's period in Japan where Europeans were starting to establish trade with Japan.
• 1:25:49
  Like, so they started establishing trade with the Portuguese, and the Portuguese kind
• 1:25:54
  of dominated the trade with Japan through China, hm because China silk and all
• 1:26:00
  that good stuff, all the goods coming from there. They kind of was
• 1:26:03
  dominating the trade from China through Japan, and the Portuguese had kind of had
• 1:26:09
  a soul monopoly on it, and so all these other European countries like,
• 1:26:11
  yeah, we want some of that Japanese action. So they're trying to figure
• 1:26:15
  out how do we get to Japan and nobody really knew how because the only
• 1:26:19
  person that then how to do it was Magellan, and they kept those routes
• 1:26:23
  secret. And it's basically talking about how basically it was like there's one guy
• 1:26:28
  getting there and him navigating like establishing himself there, and in the midst of
• 1:26:35
  like strife inter conflict between the Japanese because like the Showgun died and they're like
• 1:26:44
  kind of like the conflicts of somebody trying to rise up. It's really really
• 1:26:47
  good. It's really like there's conflicting lords, like the people that were underneath
• 1:26:51
  the main guy, they're all like battling it out. You have the Japanese
• 1:26:57
  that are also like Christian. Now you have that Portuguese have brought over Christianity.
• 1:27:03
  You got Christian Japanese people that are like, uh, backed by the
• 1:27:09
  Christian Portuguese people that are established there, so it's like they're backing them.
• 1:27:15
  And so you got the people are still like holding on the Japanese influence there.
• 1:27:18
  So it's a whole bunch of stuff going on, and obviously you know,
• 1:27:21
  the Portuguese are Catholics, and his fall as this one British dude who
• 1:27:26
  comes over there. He's Protestant, and so they're like, yo, we
• 1:27:30
  don't fuck with them. They tried to get him killed ass like, oh
• 1:27:39
  he's a pirate, kill him. We found out immediately he was over in
• 1:27:44
  uh Milan fucking with Catholics. Yeah, you're out there, cook them done.
• 1:27:49
  So it's like he's trying to link up with the one Japanese dude that's
• 1:27:54
  not really fucking with the Christians like that. He's like, yeah, we
• 1:27:57
  we hate these Catholic niggas. Let's link up and hate these Catholic niggas together,
• 1:28:01
  because these Catholic niggas they're not really telling y'all what's really going down because
• 1:28:04
  they're doing like secret funny ship and y'all mixed and y'all really don't know.
• 1:28:10
  And he's kind of and he's kind of like, you see this dude turn
• 1:28:13
  from a prisoner to like he becoming like that important person. I wouldn't say
• 1:28:17
  that nigga, not that nigga yet, but like the last I really hope
• 1:28:23
  that doesn't because I was just hoping it was just gonna be all Japanese people.
• 1:28:26
  You know, they got to have the white white you know, they
• 1:28:28
  you know, they got to have the white Knight. So it's also a
• 1:28:31
  remake, oh yeah, because it's based on a book. It's not none
• 1:28:34
  of it's like factual, which just I was gonna say, based on a
• 1:28:38
  book. It's period, but they're using actions. It's like a show and
• 1:28:44
  like I think maybe the sixties or seventies it was and it just remained so
• 1:28:48
  there was a white guy. They were saying, the shows something short though.
• 1:28:51
  Yeah, it's just this season. That's it. It's just this damn
• 1:28:56
  because yeah, fuck man, it's it's I suggest everybody watch it. It's
• 1:29:00
  really good. There's a there's obviously a regular version where everybody speaking Japanese,
• 1:29:04
  who is Japanese. Then there's a tough version that's not bad, you know,
• 1:29:11
  but what it's not. You know, this is an anime nigga who
• 1:29:14
  hate does But it really wasn't bad at all. If they really wanted to
• 1:29:16
  go hard, they should have had it all in Japanese and Portuguese and just
• 1:29:20
  everyone and you survive, just keep going. That's an interesting dynamic too,
• 1:29:26
  because obviously he don't speak the language. The English dude don't even speak either
• 1:29:31
  Japanese, but he speaks fluent Portuguese, so he could kind of like because
• 1:29:35
  he knows the only Japanese people that fuck with white people are Portuguese people.
• 1:29:41
  So if it's anybody that speaks anything other than japanese's Portuguese. So he had
• 1:29:44
  to know that. So it's like they he's got to trust that the people
• 1:29:47
  translating for him are saying the right ship, and then they're using different translators
• 1:29:51
  that have different allegiances, like the Catholic priest there. He's translated ship and
• 1:29:58
  they're using their translator and verified that what he's saying is the right ship is
• 1:30:01
  Really it's a lot of instry. It's a very Game of Thrones. He
• 1:30:05
  type vibe very Games of Thrones because the first first episode, Mike calls me
• 1:30:12
  because he is like, I don't want to it's not really a spoiler spoiler.
• 1:30:16
  A tradition, obviously in ancient Japanese culture is something called seppuku, which
• 1:30:21
  is basically ritual suicide. Right, So on the first episode, it's like
• 1:30:27
  a little argument between the two the lords. Two lords, it's like they're
• 1:30:31
  basically accusing this one dude to being a trader, and then one of his
• 1:30:34
  homies, one of his underling, comes out, how dare you talk about
• 1:30:39
  talk he's a trader. He's a real nigga, and that's he's a real
• 1:30:46
  nigga exactly, He's a real nigga, donna nigga. Anyway, he said,
• 1:30:55
  He's like, how dare you speak out of turn? And then he
• 1:30:58
  goes, I'm sorry. You know, Japanese honor is like through the roof,
• 1:31:02
  like they will kill themselves immediately, immediately over everything, or they're willing
• 1:31:08
  to sacrifice themselves with the greater good for anything. So almost killed himself because
• 1:31:14
  he was about to die in the ocean. He was like, yeah,
• 1:31:15
  he did, as he was gonna. He was gonna drown in the ocean.
• 1:31:21
  So instead of throwing out like a bitch drowning in front of his head,
• 1:31:26
  he was gonna face the ocean just like just gut himself. But then
• 1:31:30
  the rope came and he was like, oh, I'll come back up.
• 1:31:35
  I guess I want to stay another day. But the dude goes, he's
• 1:31:42
  like, how dare you disrespect the lure by uh speaking out in this way?
• 1:31:45
  He goes, I'm so sorry, let me commit suppuku and in my
• 1:31:50
  family line and I was like, in my lineage. He says, I'm
• 1:31:54
  like, okay, he's gonna kill himself. That's kind of crazy, and
• 1:31:57
  Q smiling, so I already know. I think he knows where this is
• 1:32:00
  going. Yeah, he's let me in my lineys. I'm like, dam
• 1:32:03
  he's gonna kill himself. That's crazy. Then, like a couple of seas
• 1:32:06
  later, I see them taking a crying baby from a mom. I'm like,
• 1:32:12
  what the fuck? What what? He's like, yeah, they're gonna
• 1:32:16
  kill this baby in him because in his lineage means yes in his lineage,
• 1:32:23
  like everybody, everybody that's in his line So he said he's gonna kill himself.
• 1:32:30
  And then he basically offered up his baby to die, sacrifice, sacrifice,
• 1:32:35
  stepping out of line, talking out of turn. He did not have
• 1:32:39
  to do that. Them niggas are dramatic and the mom. The mom was
• 1:32:42
  like, why are you taking my baby? And he goes, it is
• 1:32:45
  what honor demands. I'm like, niggas, somebody has stuck up. He
• 1:32:50
  said, I kind of already ain't kind of said we were gonna do this.
• 1:32:54
  There's no take backs. He's on the baby with me, me,
• 1:32:58
  and somebody said he didn't get her out of here. I'm sorry that's politically
• 1:33:02
  but I kind of don't make me look stupid in front of the show gun.
• 1:33:11
  Actually on the take back, you're in front of Lord. You can
• 1:33:19
  pick Latin Japanese, big Latin. You know. It's also the way they
• 1:33:26
  say japan He said they're Japanese, Japannies. Japanese is supposed to say that.
• 1:33:32
  That's the white guys, Like, are we in the Japans Jans?
• 1:33:36
  Yeah, his accent, he has a tear wax. No, it's like
• 1:33:40
  it's supposed to be like, you know, piratey thing, but it's like
• 1:33:44
  a little I thought it was like maybe a little bit of the Dutch mixed
• 1:33:46
  it because the ship. I don't know what it is. I think it's
• 1:33:48
  just like old English. I think it's older than the English we know.
• 1:33:53
  Oh yeah, but it's like yeah, you know English, yeah back in
• 1:33:57
  the day. Yeah, but yeah, shop you. He goes great cinements
• 1:34:03
  of great visuals. Man, like that one view when he told him to
• 1:34:08
  go to Osa, like to look out Osaka. He's like, if you
• 1:34:11
  see Osaka, if you think we're the Portuguese guy. He meets the Portuguese
• 1:34:15
  guy. That's actually kind of cool, but he goes yeah, He's like,
• 1:34:18
  honestly, if you think we were in your or the Pinnacle Society,
• 1:34:23
  I want you to go outside on that ship and look at Osaka and that
• 1:34:27
  scene is just the most beautiful panoramic scene of like the city. It's fucking
• 1:34:34
  and it's still dependable like now today, depending on where you go, it
• 1:34:39
  still looks just like about Japanese people, like the Japanese culture, Like it's
• 1:34:44
  still like that. They're much less. They choose a different type of suicide.
• 1:34:47
  But okay what okay, japan technology and all that architecture samuraiz so things
• 1:35:00
  like lack of sex or something. I don't know. The fertility rates are
• 1:35:03
  very low too for horny people as they are, they not fucking a lot,
• 1:35:06
  which is interesting for horny people. And they blur out their ship but
• 1:35:11
  you but you won't funk somebody wrong, No no, no no, Like
• 1:35:16
  their video is like just a block out these tentacles, but you won't suck
• 1:35:21
  another girl. Fucking weird dude, you ever see you ever see the Yes?
• 1:35:29
  Actually? I like I like sushi. What you know it's a Japanese
• 1:35:33
  rapper. Oh, she's asked the girl. I'm not thinking the same girl
• 1:35:40
  as a dude. He's like their version of the gorilla nigga. Oh boo
• 1:35:45
  boo boo boo. But yeah, the show's really the show is really,
• 1:35:50
  really, really good. Actually I knew episode comes on now. Actually it
• 1:35:58
  already came out. It just came came out. Check it out, Check
• 1:36:01
  it out, check out shoulders very good. Nice you said a couple of
• 1:36:03
  Japanese nipples. If you're lucky, you might get your couple. Yeah that
• 1:36:08
  that what That dude and that girl they're gonna fuck ain't there unfortunately, Yeah,
• 1:36:12
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