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Ain't No Rest For The Hypothermic - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 89 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 6: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
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  Speaker 6: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
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  Speaker 6: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
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  Speaker 6: Snickers comes in.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 6: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
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  Speaker 6: into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your head
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  Speaker 6: back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this,
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  Speaker 6: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.
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  Speaker 6: Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
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  Speaker 3: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad podcast Today. It is sometime during the week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's definitely not the weekend anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely not the weekend anymore.
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  Speaker 5: We're not in fucking Kansas anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, we are not. We're in the big app the
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  Speaker 3: week and Thanksgiving has come and gone, as it always
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  Speaker 3: does every year.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't believe there was that big tragedy then.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe all those people died.
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  Speaker 3: That was not good. That was not good at all.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't great what happened.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, at least everybody got to see their family.
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  Speaker 3: And we want to give a big shout out to
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  Speaker 3: Donnie and PFT. Hopefully they make it out.
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  Speaker 5: Hopefully they get released, yea before they get released, because
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  Speaker 5: them being.
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  Speaker 3: Ten years is a long sentence.
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  Speaker 1: And especially I mean, you know the prison camps up there.
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  Speaker 1: People will get put in the system and.
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  Speaker 3: They don't come out, and they don't come out and
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing you can do about it.
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  Speaker 5: But uh, they might die and cutter over there.
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  Speaker 3: But we're wishing the best for them.
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  Speaker 5: Totally bring our boys home. Bring them home, Bring home, Donnie,
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  Speaker 5: bring home.
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  Speaker 3: Pft.
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  Speaker 5: They shouldn't have drank that single light beer.
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  Speaker 1: No, they shouldn't have shown solidarity with their gay brothers
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  Speaker 1: and sisters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are recording this a week early, so those
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  Speaker 3: are just some predictions for how the next week is
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  Speaker 3: gonna go. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I also can't believe dolphins went extinct this past week.
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  Speaker 5: Holy shit, I thought they'd have a better run.
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  Speaker 3: Jalen Hurts passed away. No, that it's devastating.
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  Speaker 1: You ever have a baseball go ninety miles an hour
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  Speaker 1: through your fucking skull and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was him and the backup. So I'm sure the third
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  Speaker 3: stringers to be decent.
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  Speaker 5: They only have a first stringer in a backup.
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  Speaker 3: Now they got a third. The practice has gone up
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  Speaker 3: from the practice book.
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  Speaker 5: From Notre Dame.
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  Speaker 3: It is yeah, I and book dumb name. Did he
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  Speaker 3: started Notre Dame or was he a backup at Notre Dame?
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  Speaker 3: He started?
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  Speaker 5: But he was small. He was like short. He was
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  Speaker 5: like five eleven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit, a little bit too short? Can
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  Speaker 3: they get their job done? For a quarterback? And then
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  Speaker 3: you got to be tall, simon be able to see
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  Speaker 3: above the offensive line off of the offensive line.
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  Speaker 5: You probably won't be able to see above the blades
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  Speaker 5: of grass in front of.
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  Speaker 3: Him with his short five eleven.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously, get off your knees too short. Oh wait, he's
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  Speaker 5: standing all the way up. Sucker, What a fucking sucker.
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  Speaker 5: What's good with you, my bro?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing? I'm just hanging out man, back in the freaking city.
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  Speaker 3: Glad to be back, going home tomorrow for Thanksgiving tomorrow morning,
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  Speaker 3: ten fifty nine train. Yeah, you were twenty five.
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  Speaker 5: Perfect. Well that's the time.
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  Speaker 3: Change, that's the time change from here in Massachusetts. Uh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: just pumped to go home, pump to see the family,
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  Speaker 3: pumped to see the dogs, see the kids. I uh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a lot to look forward to.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, so you did just doc to yourself about the kids.
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  Speaker 5: Can we talk about how you had a kid when
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  Speaker 5: you were a sophomore in high school?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, two kids, fucking love them to death. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just pumped to see him. Mom's gonna bring him over.
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  Speaker 1: And even though you guys aren't together anymore, you do
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  Speaker 1: an incredible job.
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  Speaker 3: Now, we're doing our best. We're doing our best. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: If the sixty forty splits every other week, yeah, it
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  Speaker 5: works out.
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  Speaker 3: But I just can't. I got to see me perform
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  Speaker 3: at Bridgeport this weekend. It's fun, man.
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  Speaker 5: What does it mean when daddy says the f slick?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a good time, they get it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Mom's not thrilled about the whole comedy thing, but we
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  Speaker 3: do our best. Well.
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  Speaker 5: It teaches them to follow their dream. Yeah, yeah, they're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have to learn at some point that, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the world isn't all roses and fairy town man.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you pop out two kids when you're fourteen. You
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  Speaker 3: just got to learn how to deal with that.
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  Speaker 5: And that was the first two times you had sex.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you were hitting one hundred percent, you nut,
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  Speaker 5: and then a baby comes up.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, twins from two different moms. Four children.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that shit's crazy. You're you're docs and yourself like crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun when they come out though. You know,
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  Speaker 3: they love to see Grandpa and great grandpa too. He's
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  Speaker 3: still around, so he got a good we got a
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  Speaker 3: good dynamic on there.
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  Speaker 5: Young you're all young enough that there could be a
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  Speaker 5: great great grandpa situation. Yeah, yeah, you could be a
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  Speaker 5: five generation household by Yeah, before.
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  Speaker 3: It set interesting, it's an interesting excited see how they
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  Speaker 3: turn out.
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  Speaker 1: But but that would require them. I mean, so you
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  Speaker 1: had it when you were fourteen. You're twenty one now,
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  Speaker 1: so they're seven years old. So within the next seven years,
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  Speaker 1: if they have their own kids, they'll be at the
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  Speaker 1: same pace that you were, and you'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: have You'll be twenty eight with grandkids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, I see nothing wrong with them popping out
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  Speaker 3: a couple when they were around my age. I mean
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  Speaker 3: they turned out decent.
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  Speaker 5: Well, dude, all fourteen year old should know that with
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  Speaker 5: global warming, the world's gonna end in twelve years.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta do what we gotta do.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta start fucking now if you want to repopulate
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  Speaker 5: when we get into an inevitable Noah's Arc situation, you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have to start fucking now. That's what Greta Thurnberg
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  Speaker 5: is saying.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, Greta Thunberg, Greta Thurnburg.
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  Speaker 5: That's what Greta Thunberg is saying.
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  Speaker 3: What is she saying?
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  Speaker 5: She said we had twelve years and that was like
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  Speaker 5: four years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, eight more years. Yeah, she's not a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what why even try and solve the problem when
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  Speaker 5: there's that little time.
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  Speaker 3: We got to just kick it into overdrive at that point. No,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's that start burning everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, or you just.
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  Speaker 1: Turn it into Babylon from the Matrix and turn everything
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  Speaker 1: into a fuck fest.
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  Speaker 3: Why I care about any tricks? So I don't get
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  Speaker 3: that reference.
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  Speaker 5: So fucking classic movie reference right now.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen it. Never appealed to me at all.
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  Speaker 3: Why I don't know, it just didn't. It's pretty sweet, well,
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  Speaker 3: too fast for me, the slow guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a pauser. It would take you three days
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  Speaker 5: to finish that movie with the amount you'd have to pause.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, oh, dude, it's getting Uh, it's little. It's it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of annoying because it's freezing outside and then you
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  Speaker 3: come in here and it's like hot as.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck, sweltering hot. It doesn't make any sense. They're leading
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  Speaker 5: it for women.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish they wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should just let us men kind of acclimate
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  Speaker 1: to the temperature.
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  Speaker 3: Just keep it at like seventy always.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you even change it from seven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no reason to put it up and put
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  Speaker 3: it down. It should be the same temperature always.
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  Speaker 5: People get in from the cold and then jacket up,
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  Speaker 5: being like I gotta warm up real quick, and the
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  Speaker 5: next thing you know, you're fucking sweating. You're fucking your
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  Speaker 5: toxins through your pores.
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  Speaker 3: Either that or it's freezing. It's never just a normal
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  Speaker 3: I've never been in this office once where it's just
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  Speaker 3: a normal temperature.
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  Speaker 5: It's because these these power players in our office, fucking
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  Speaker 5: big cats, always going up and.
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  Speaker 3: Always those guys they just hang out by the thermostat
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  Speaker 3: and just fuck it up the whole day. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 3: keep it at one temperature exactly, not get carried away.
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  Speaker 5: It's not fair for these So I.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta put my jacket on when I'm out there, but
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  Speaker 3: then I'm in here, I gotta put my take my
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  Speaker 3: jacket off.
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  Speaker 5: Then you start sweating a little sweating. Then it fucking
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  Speaker 5: messes up your countenance.
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  Speaker 3: And this is up the way that you're looking, messes
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  Speaker 3: up everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's bullshit, and Bay, I blame big Cat.
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  Speaker 3: I blame Big Cat too.
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  Speaker 5: I uh, he's got some set of balls on him.
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  Speaker 3: But the temperature shit's getting out of control. Dude. My
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  Speaker 3: room last night was probably in the thirties. Got pairs
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  Speaker 3: of socks tucked in or pants tucked into socks, two sweatshirts,
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  Speaker 3: on and long sleeves and shivering the whole night.
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  Speaker 5: You were basically a homeless person.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. It was insane doors because yeah, my AC is
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  Speaker 3: not properly set up, like it never was.
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  Speaker 1: So it doesn't it has to be like flush with
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  Speaker 1: the walls and you have to seal all the edges.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like duct taped up, and the cold air
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  Speaker 3: is just breaking right through the duct tape, so it
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  Speaker 3: is like it like there's like holes. So it's like
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  Speaker 3: literally like it was thirty degrees in my room last night,
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  Speaker 3: like I've never experienced that cold, Like it felt like
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  Speaker 3: I was sleeping outside.
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  Speaker 5: But you just can't pull the air conditioner inside.
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  Speaker 3: No, because I think when I open I think when
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  Speaker 3: I pull it out, it's gonna spill everywhere and it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna get all my bed.
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  Speaker 5: And so there's no room.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's right over it's right over my bed. Man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about stripping your sheets or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'll probably just tough it out tonight
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  Speaker 3: and then try and pull it out tomorrow before I
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  Speaker 3: go back to Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 5: You're not pulling it out ever.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna because it's getting annoying and also then
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  Speaker 3: once I pulled out, I can finally use my TV again,
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  Speaker 3: which will be nice.
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  Speaker 5: You but you sacrificed TV for Yeah, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: I've been able to play video games since last winter.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that you have the means to live a
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  Speaker 1: better life, but you're in self imposed poverty.
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  Speaker 3: It's not self imposed, that's just how it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you you don't have to be doing this.
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  Speaker 1: You could just bring the air conditioner inside. But you're
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  Speaker 1: cutting your teeth. You're like things are going too good.
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  Speaker 3: No problem. No, The problem is if I if I
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  Speaker 3: bring the air conditioner inside, I don't know where I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna put it. It's huge, there's nowhere to put it,
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  Speaker 3: and it would take up my entire floor. How much
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  Speaker 3: did it cost three hundred dollars?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's time to just toss it. I might buy
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  Speaker 5: a new one.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way, and there's nowhere to put it in
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  Speaker 3: the apartment.
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  Speaker 5: There's no like closet that has like a top shelf.
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  Speaker 3: There is. That's whe all my clothes are.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I don't know what people do in New
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  Speaker 5: York with their clothing.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I don't know where I would put it. I
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  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna have to just toss it. But like,
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  Speaker 3: what sucks. This is a nice ac LG it was
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  Speaker 3: a brand new, brand new picked it up with lows
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  Speaker 3: or home depot.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you need to get a storage unity storage AC
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  Speaker 5: just the AC in the middle of it. Imagine going
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  Speaker 5: on storage wars, like bidding on a unit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Pay like two thousand dollars for a unit.
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  Speaker 3: Open it up, Open it up and there's just one
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  Speaker 3: air conditioning in.
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  Speaker 5: It casting a shadow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I don't know what I'm gonna do that.
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  Speaker 3: I've actually been thinking about that because we like dukes
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  Speaker 3: and oh and I think are just gonna keep theirs
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  Speaker 3: in their window because they theres are more securely.
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  Speaker 5: In, more securely sealed. What about just stealing your shit up?
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  Speaker 3: It's it's not you have no idea. It is so
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  Speaker 3: fucking cold. The temperature difference between my room and the
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  Speaker 3: living room is like it has to be at least twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Degrees you should leave open so it just cools down
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  Speaker 5: the rest of the apartment.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy. But it also my room is like weird,
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  Speaker 3: Like I think it's like I don't think it's properly
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  Speaker 3: uh sealed off.
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  Speaker 5: To begin with, like insulated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it's properly insulated because it always
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  Speaker 3: every winter it gets freezing, like way colder than everyone
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  Speaker 3: else's rooms.
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  Speaker 5: So you guys are moving, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys are gonna stay there at least through
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  Speaker 1: the winter. At least the mouse will the mice will die.
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  Speaker 3: No, the mice are gonna come in. That's when they
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  Speaker 3: come in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, not not to your room, not to my room.
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  Speaker 3: Now, they would never come in my room. They would
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  Speaker 3: they would die. Just like if a mice was in
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  Speaker 3: my room last night, I would have died, just rock hard. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 3: it is frozen. Like everyone's gonna say, like I'm overreacting.
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  Speaker 3: It is. It is crazy. And I'm someone who likes
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  Speaker 3: to sleep in the cold, so like I don't. I
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  Speaker 3: never even sleep with a sweatshirt on. I sleep in
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  Speaker 3: my boxers. Like this was like layers of you're camping, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this was camping.
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  Speaker 5: You're most dangerous showing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I two pairs of wool socks on. It was nuts.
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  Speaker 5: But can't you just like tape like ship over the windows?
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  Speaker 5: Can't you just like take it's take a bunch of tape.
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  Speaker 1: It already is what about like putting some like asbestos
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's got to just come out. It's the only option.
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  Speaker 5: You just do it tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know sleeping in the cold like that
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  Speaker 1: is the worst. But I heard it sleeping in the
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  Speaker 1: cold is healthier for you and it's better you get
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  Speaker 1: your brain gets better rest. But I don't think they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about seven euros not freezing.
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  Speaker 3: Because I woke up like stuffy this morning. I think
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  Speaker 3: I'll get sick if I do it again tonight. Homeless
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  Speaker 3: people are such geez, yeah, they are. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how they do it. I was thinking about that actually
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  Speaker 3: last night. I was thinking they must have a good
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  Speaker 3: tolerance for the cold, Like they've probably build up a
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  Speaker 3: good tolerance as the winter moves long.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just not that cold.
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  Speaker 3: Like a homeless person could definitely survive outside longer than
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  Speaker 3: like an average person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean some of them just throw the mattress
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  Speaker 1: right on the I mean there's.
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  Speaker 3: Mattress, Yeah, Seventh's right on the street. Actually, do there's there?
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  Speaker 1: Like you walk up Seventh Avenue enough, like you get
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  Speaker 1: to know the people that are are, you know, transient
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  Speaker 1: on the streets.
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  Speaker 5: And there's this Asian.
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  Speaker 1: Lady and she has a bed, she has like a
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  Speaker 1: mattress outside the five guys all the time, and she
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  Speaker 1: like stays with this guy with this like kind of
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  Speaker 1: slicked over yellow hair.
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  Speaker 5: The other day she was just couldn't noodling in a
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  Speaker 5: bed with a completely different dude. She was jammed up
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  Speaker 5: in front of one of those plugin cell phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and dude, she I don't know if she's just given
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  Speaker 5: the pussy out to anybody on the bock.
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  Speaker 3: Probably does. She probably don't even know it was a
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  Speaker 3: different dude, No, it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was a black dude versus an old white guy.
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  Speaker 3: She definitely probably like a body warm it's probably like
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  Speaker 3: a body heat thing.
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  Speaker 5: It must be. Yeah, they're probably five to the mattress,
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  Speaker 5: and which I mean, it's the only way to go
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  Speaker 5: if you're in that situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, being in New York and the winter as a
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  Speaker 3: homeless person would be brutal.
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  Speaker 5: Being as a homed person is brutal. I can't imagine
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  Speaker 5: being a homeless perple.
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  Speaker 3: I like the cold, just not in my room.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: No, all the everybody who was row raw for the
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: cold has to like they can't be loving their decision
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: even the fat people who are like, I want to
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: wear shorts and shit like that.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not like it went from being
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: like fifty, which was nice, like a nice, crisp fifty,
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: to being like thirty, like in like a day, and
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: now it's stuck at thirty.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: You can't even wear the same color palettes anymore.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Now you can't even wear like I'm wearing a white
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: fall falls over.
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta wear it's winter.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta feel there's gonna be a rough one.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: We're gonna get a lot of snow this year. I
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: hope Buffalo got like six feet.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was awesome. I would love a little taste
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: of that. Oh yeah, just right now to kind of
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: launch us into winter, because like, if it's cold with
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: no snow, it defeats the purpose. At least give me
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: a winter wonderland where I can feel romantic about the wintertime.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's nice in the city when it's for
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: like an hour and then it all turns like black
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: and gross.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are just like slipping and falling into the
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: almost disgusting. People are cracking their heads open just trying
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: to cross the street or the slush puddles that.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Like pile oh yeah around.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: The accidentally step in one, yeah, and then it's sopping
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: wet the whole day.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: It gets into your pants and then slowly trickles up
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: your pants.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's possible.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Actually, if you get the corner of your pants, like
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: if it gets like just like, how would it trickle
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: up because like your pants all slowly get wet, like
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: like spreads throughout your pants.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's possible. Actually, don't think that's ever
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: happened to anybody.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: You don't know how the laws of that water.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: In a puddle and it starts slowly waking its way
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: up to your knee. If if you that's not how
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: gravity works.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: That's how gravity is not a subject to water is
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: not subject to gravity.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: When it's clinging. Everything to gravity when it's clinging to
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: a fabric like this, dude, the part that got wet
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: would get wet. It doesn't rotate up. That would make
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: no sense.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: You're gonna make me step in a puddle just to
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: prove this.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I would, I would actually do that. Get a puddle
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: right now, dude, if you poured water on your on
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: your pant right now, it would it would not go up.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: It like it would maybe go up a little bit.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: What but you were saying. You were saying if it
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: touched your ankle, it would go up to your knee.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't say that, Yes, you did. You.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I was watching you point going up to your knees.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I was I didn't want to bend all the way
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: down to my ankle. I was just illustrating that it
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: comes up.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: You got you got real issues, man.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: You want to argue with me, dude, I'm one of
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: the most argumentative, defensive bastards you will ever fucking meet
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: in your life.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: The terrible personality quality to be defended and always try
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: to argue.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Shit, That's what I do too.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: It's fucking hell for everybody that I'm around.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun though. It's fun for me. Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I just like try to try to poke holes and things,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: try to have some moral high ground. Think I'm fucking
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: better than people.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you are.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 16:19
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• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: you think college is for.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Uber and Uber eats with deals this good.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 16:40
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• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Did you watch the bird yesterday a little bit? You
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: bet it on them?
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I know that, Yeah, I bet. I bet Eagles Bills
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Patriots money line through like parlay that hit and then
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I had uh, I had a really good parlay last
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: night for the Chiefs game, and I lost it by
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: like ten yards because Mahomes threw over three hundred yards.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Damn dude. I had the under Why did you?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Why would you ever bet against Paddy?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Because I looked up his average and it was like
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: two eighty.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: And he didn't get it till the last drive? Did he?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That fucking so it sucked. But that was like
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: a really good parlay. It was like a six leg
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: parlay and everything hit aside for that, it is that.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Blue What were the odds plus what it was.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Like plus like five hundred or something. It was like
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: a five dollars bed.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: We would have been eating steaks for ye.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good bet you.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Would have been able to afford to throw that air
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: conditioner out the wind.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Tell you, I'm probably throwing that thing out the window.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: There's no way. I think, like, what else am I
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: gonna do? Where am I gonna put it? Just set
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: it in the center of the living room.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Why don't you try and sell it?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I was gonna buy an air conditioner in the middle
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: of the winter.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they get a if they're smart, they will.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I'm also how much would I sell it for? Ten bucks?
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: No, like one hundred.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna have to get a new air conditioning anyway,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: just because it's like it's it's all duct taped up,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: like it's not there's no way that thing is coming out.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: And then ever going back in.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: You're in a pickle. You're in a big time kind undrum.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think the smartest thing to do would
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: just be toss it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: That's so wasteful.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, how many how many people do that? I
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: feel like a lot unless you live in like the suburbs.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, what do you do?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: In New York.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: That's what I mean, Like where do people put their clothes?
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Where do they put anything? Where is storage?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: And then even when I move, there's no way that
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: thing is getting moved with me, Like how am I
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: gonna wear? How am I gonna move it? When I move,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I have to travel on the subway with boxes.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: That's how I moved last time, or twice. I just
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I go back and forth to my house to my
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: current apartment in the new apartment, like ten times.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: People love doing shit like that in New York.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Well it's all you can do, or.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: You just get a moving company.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not gonna do that. Why you make
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: it us? Blue collar boys don't do shit like you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: We know how to move ourselves.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: You call up a boy with a pickup truck and
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: you give him a case of beer, and now now
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: you swap it out.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: A real man handles a move by himself. He doesn't
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: hire a moving company.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: No, you're like asking a fucking stranger. You're asking like
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: an elderly, fucking Ecuadorian dude to help you carry a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: bureau down the subway stairs so you can move it
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: two stops on the fucking m line or some shit.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Dude, I didn't even think about that. I actually like
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: have shit because our last my last two apartments were
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: fully furnished and this one was completely unfurnished. So I'm
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: gonna have to move like my bed and stuff that
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I don't even It's not even gonna be able to
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: get out of my room. My room is so small, dude,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how it got in. I had
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: to build while I built it. That's why I built
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: built the bed. I built it in my room.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: You built a mattress, No, I.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Built like the bed frame. That thing is not going
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: to get out my get out of the apartment.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Uh well, you could probably disassemble it if you put
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: it together.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: What do you do when you move? You just destroy everything,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like and just throw it out the window.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Kind of Yeah, damn it. D you can't get shipped
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: through doorways.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: No, there's no way the like couches, let alone getting
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: down five flights of stay.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Throw it out the window.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It's going out the window. You got for sure.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: You should just you should get rid of your mattress now.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: No, the mattress is a good mattress.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, you know that you're eventually gonna have
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to get rid of it, and you're already throwing your
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: air conditioning out the window. If you throw the mattress
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: out first, the mattress first, so the air conditioning has
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: a soft place to land.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, I still got a lot of months left. I
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: need that mattress.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Not really, it seems like it's taking up your whole room.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You should just build like a mini loft. I just yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I just like a prison bed. You need the prison bed,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: half mattress. It'll get your back, right, Just lay on
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking metal plank like they do upstate.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Have you ever rented a U haul? Yeah, like in
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: the city to move.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: And I like dinged it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. It's pretty cheap though, right, isn't it like
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: forty dollars for an hour?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: No, they say that on the side of it, but
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: then the up charges are insane. Yeah, it's actually annoying
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: as fuck. You have to wait in a fucking shit line.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Every time I've had to wait in a terrible line.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: It's hard to drive through the city.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to drive on those things through the city.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a close boy that he was driving through the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: city and he fucking smoked off a windshield.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Like a rear view mirror as he was driving.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: He had to stop, like wait like forty five minutes,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: file the claim, sit there, and then he drove off,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: turned the corner and just smoked another one off.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Oh no, you just keep going. Yeah, you just keep going.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you sometimes hit and run is the smartest thing
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: you can do. Legal. I hit and ran one time,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: but it was it was just like a it was
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: a it was a love tap yeah, and parking lot
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: where I got out and looked and see if there's
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: any damage or anything. There was not even a scratch,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: but the fact that you looked, I mean, well, because
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: it's like anytime it's it's shocking how much you feel
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: when your car hits something. Yeah, but even when it's
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: like you like barely tap it. And I got out
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: and I looked and there was nothing, but it was
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: like I like flew forward. I think it's also probably
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: has to do with me slamming on the brakes.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Did you hit the bumper or did you hit.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: The bumper of another car?
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Well, bumpers are tough.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where they have. And then I and then
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I hopped out and I was like, nah, And then
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I moved spots and parked the car, went inside to
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: the gym, And the funny thing was that person was
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: probably in the gym with me. They definitely were t
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: boned them.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: They should make all of the car out of the
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: bumper part.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one hundred percent.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Why shouldn't cars be surrounded by bumper.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I have no idea why.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: I just had the bumper on the front and the back.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's uh like you should.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Be able to ding stuff up a little bit with
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: the car.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent you should. But yeah, I mean that
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: situation would have been crazy for me to say.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Anything, leave a note, hey sorry.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: But there was nothing to even see like, there was
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: no There wasn't even like a little tiny, like fingerprint
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: sized dent. There must have nothing.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: There must have been something.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It was nothing.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I can't believe that you were going to the gym drunk.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I've actually done that before.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: It sucks.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I did that after when we filmed that episode with
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Caleb that we never put out. Oh yeah, and he
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: made me drink a four loco and I was like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the gym anyway. Yeah, I was like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'll just do cardio and work it off before I left.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: And I did the the cow bikes that the one
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: with the big ass fan in the middle.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And the oh, like the seventies, I don't know, it's.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Called like the assault bike it dude, it's like it's
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: like the most intense cardio ever. And I did it,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: and I did like ten sets of thirty seconds and
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I got off and I had to like lay down
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: in the locker room because I was gonna started spraying vomit. Yeah,
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: that was the four loco. Yeah. I was like, I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: don't know, I was I don't know why I did
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: that or I thought that was a good idea.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Your body was probably just metabolizing alcohol too. Yeah, like
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you probably did no good with the workout, making yourself
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: feel bad about it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was back when I would be like, if
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I miss a day of the gym, I would be like, well,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: there goes a month of progress. And then I realized
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: you really only need to go like three times a week.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: You only need to go three times a year.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, your body will look exactly the same whether
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you go to the gym or not.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My rash is like about to be fully gone.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: So I'm about to get back in there, show.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Me, uh, just a little bit of skin. No, so
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: it's not gone.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Well I have a long sleeve on. It would be
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: a whole process.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Fair enough, But you know, I just gotta feel good
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: liberating it. Finally get out.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: From fully gone on the back, almost fully gone on
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: the chest, fully gone on the stomach. It's just the
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: arms that are still coming in. But I think that's
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: because those were the that's where it was the worst.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: That'd be great, though.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like you've been completely owned by this.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well it's been it's been over three months, and.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: It feels like longer than that. Obviously it feels like but.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I think November seventeenth was three months. Oh did I
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: tell you about how I missed my dermatologist appointment? You
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: might have? You thought it was the wrong day. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: you did. Devastating. Yeah suck. Didn't even try to rebook
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: one because it's just not there's no point.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the ship will just go away on someone.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: That or you'll die.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the yeah, one of the two. If
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I go to the gym, I am worried that I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: gonna go to the gym and it's gonna just explode again.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: If that happens, I'm just gonna go straight to the
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: emergency room, not even transplant. Yeah, because dude, if that happens,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: then I'm like, like, it's gonna be like am I
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I just can't get healthy.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna come in looking like a burn victim,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: just like skin grasped from your ass on your face.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Dude. It was so bad. I don't know why. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: should have probably gone to a real doctor looking back
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: at it, But what can you do? You know? No,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I beat it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, going to the doctor is and what we do
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: as men. No, we just try and make We just
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: try and wait things out until they get better.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's how you should It's the way.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the way of men for the future.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: During this weekend, I went down to Philly to watch
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the uh or I like, I went to the marathon
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: in Philly.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: It was, yeah marathon.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I saw that some girl like tagged me in a
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: video with you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Oh what was she running?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: There was a It was fucking awesome to go down.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: We like went down by the river in Philly and
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: we're like cheering everybody on. I feel like that was
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the role I was born to play. I was fucking
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: just loving gas and people up running the same line.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Back, but Bruce had some Bruce. Everybody's running. It's like
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: deadly cold some nooners but uh company men.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: No warm cider. I should have like a warm sider
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: would have been nice.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I couldn't feel my fingers.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: It looked really cold. Yeah, it was.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Fucking brick outside and people are just like running in
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: tank tops and I'm like, you're handsome as fuck.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You got a beautiful jaw gassing people up, and uh
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a girl like sprinted up to me.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: It was like son of a boy dad. She was
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: super fired up. But dude, as she came up, she
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: like knocked her AirPod out during the race and then
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: spent like one of the dudes I was with this
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: other dude, Mike was like trying to uh like find
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: the AirPod. He was on hands and knees, damn and
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: this he couldn't find it. And this girl had to
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: finish the fucking marathon no no AirPods, no sound. She
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: just had to raw dog the environment in this so brutal.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: That's Goggins. Doggins doesn't listen to music. I know.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: And he's a psychopath because.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: He says this. He says there's no music in real
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: life circumstances.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well this woman was in a real life circumstances.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: She just had the goggins out. Next thing, she knows,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: she's gonna have a motivational Instagram account.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: What did how far? How far along was she at?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: What point were you guys?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It was probably she probably only had like, uh four
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: four miles left or something like that, so she was
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: like twenty two miles in.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It's like the hardest part though, that's when you really
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: need the music.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like deep, I felt so bad for her.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: So uh uh if if whoever this is, reach out
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to the show and little Sash will buy you a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: new pair of AirPods and uh, that's just how much
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: he loves the fans.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I'll send her my old ones.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: You still have him?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, because in case I lose my
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: new ones.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Because your dirty, dirty case and all. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: well this is really lucky for that.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get those. They don't really work, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: that's fine.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: She probably still has one, honestly, yeah, probably real they
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: pros I.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Don't even know. Yeah, better not even pros. Those are
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: those barely even fall out of the ear.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Give me some over ear headphones.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Nah. I like the cans to run with.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nah, especially running well. I got fucking I got
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: fat ear canals.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I love my AirPods, bro, I know you always talk
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: about that they're great. The noise canceling things awesome. I
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: love walking around just not being able to hear anything.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you sit next to Frank the tank.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I throw it on out noise canceling every time I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: hear a Rent coming out, and I just crank it
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: up to like half volume. Can't hear anything.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: He's just gearing up to fucking Rent.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: But the noise canceling on the over ears works even
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: better because it completely surrounds the ear and like vacuum
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: seals the ear.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I remember when I used to go to like Best
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Buy when I was a little kid. I would try
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: on the bows over ears and then throw it into
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: noise canceling bout and I'd be like, I'd be like,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: are you guys talking?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I can't hear you myself. I feel like a soldier.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: He went death at war.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was like I feel like I'm in coda.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like I always could hear people though they
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: weren't That technology wasn't that good yet. I think all
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: the old bows ones used to do was just it
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: would just play like a loud like slight yeah, white
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: noise yeah, and you'd be like, I can't hear anything.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: No, are you here actually saying something.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: That's funny as fuck? Yeah? Good ship man. It was
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: just good. It was just good fun times back then.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: I know now everything's your noise canceling.
• 29:03
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• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Dude, my home home Apple store got like attacked today. No, yeah,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Like someone drove their car through the front class and
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: like twenty people are like in the hospital and one
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: person died.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Do you think it was the fucking Samsung people? You
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: think it was the Google phone.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. I don't know they I don't
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: know if they know if it was like a terrorist
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: attack or if it was just like an accident they drove.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Old people do that sometimes, right, all the time. That's
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: gotta be bad.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: That's like one of their hobbies. That in Bingo.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, old people fucking up driving always like were depressing
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: because they get like embarrassed and then they're like, I
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: didn't do that. I don't even know what just happened.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that well, that is one of the benefits of
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: being old to do it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: They remember it vividly. They just fly through the windshield
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: or like the like a restaurant, they're like, what the
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: fuck just happened? Yeah, he's wrong with my car? Cars broken?
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or like there's that classic old clip of the
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: old guy fucking falling asleep at the wheel and yeah yeah, yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: and then he comes up lying yeah yeah. It was
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: probably like one of the Google mapping vans that drove through.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You see that the view of the tesla No oh
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, that was nuts.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I was terrifying.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: The guy just pulls over or he's like trying to
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: pull over and the Tesla's just like takes off the evs. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: and then he like apparently like he like tried to
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: stop it and it just wouldn't stop. What are you
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: even doing that? There's nothing you can do. I think
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: you gotta bail. I think I would have bailed.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I would start I would try to as soon as
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I knowed, I would start crashing earlier or sideswiping.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think what I mean for sure best seventy
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: miles an hour, dude, I mean he probably did the
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: guy die. He probably died, yeah, because he drove like
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: head on into like a building, didn't he or like
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: a car? Dude. I heard.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Electric vehicles aren't even that much better for the environment.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: It's not surprising, bro, electricity.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: They have to subsidize them.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: It's the new fossil fuel exactly.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And then they they have to like this, the ship
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: they used to make the batteries is like a new
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: uh like element that they now have to mine and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: they have to go to places to find like lithium
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and shit like that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bro, lithium, it's the new fossil fuel exactly.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be It's gonna be like blood diamonds. It's
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be like people just going into fucking these small countries,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: trying to take over little countries. Yeah, we should, it
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: should be, yes, honestly, we should start investing in lithium.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: That's where. Isn't it like what Wakanda had? Yeah?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I think they had lithium? Isn't what it was? Was
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: going being like, I need to fuel my cars?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Why was Wakanda so like advanced? They had some like
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: they had some sort of rare element, rare element that
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: no one else had.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, adamantium or kryptonite or.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't kryptonite, that's for sure.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: It wasn't adamantium either.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: No, but it might have been that adamantium. Was it adamanteum? Yeah?
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Actually? Yeah, No, it wasn't.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You're talking out of your ass. You haven't even seen
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the new black Panther.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I didn't even know there was a
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: new one, to be honest.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta go see it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Black Adam no black pants, black panther too, same idea
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: kind of every one's the rock.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: People are just snored a couple more times.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm sick as a dog. No, I'm actually
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: not sick as a dog. I've actually had a couple
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: of healthy days the last two days. But that last
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: night I think just set me, set me back far.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Sleeping in the freezing cold, Dude, I really thought I
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: was gonna wake up and be able to see my breath.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: It was so bad, just snapping like your hair off.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Icicled out, dude, it was crazy.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I've ever slept in a room that cold. It felt
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: like when I was like younger, and like we'd get
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: like crazy snowstorms and we'd lose power for like a week,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: but like worse.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: It sounds like hell.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Nothing is worse than being too cold and it's too hot.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You could like take off some layers.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really was like planning on uh. I was
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: thinking of I didn't know how I was gonna get
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: back from Bridgeport yesterday. And then I realized that the
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: MTA just runs like constantly, which also, how far is Bridgeport?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: It's like an hour and a half. It's late. It
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: was easy, but the Amtrak was like kind of fucking
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: me up, like they didn't have any good times. And dude,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: the MTA, it's like ten bucks. What's the mt whatever
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: that that transit and I don't know something like that are.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: From Massachusetts or Bridgeports, Connecticut?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, interesting, I think that's what it was called
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: the MTA.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Wait what did you do and why'd you stay there
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: on Sunday?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I Yeah, it's the MTA. So it just
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: goes everywhere. I believe you when you say things, but
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: it was, uh, it was loud. Oh this is when
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: the kid licked the window. Do you see my tweet
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: about that? Dude? This is one of the I was
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: dying yours laughing. I could not stop laughing.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Because we break it down a little bit slower though,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: because I want to know everything in Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: So it's like you know when you're like on a bus,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: like when you're like you take the bus to school
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: as a kid, and there's like you can like you're
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: sitting against the window and you can see the person
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: in front of you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, and you try to lean up and it rattles.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: And it rattles on your head.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, jam a sweatshirt up there.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was kind of doing that, just trying
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: to get comfortable. And there's this like family that got
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: on and this dad he's sitting in the aisle seat.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Kids sitting in the window seat and right in front
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: of me, and the little kid like was kind of
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: just like talking to his dad the whole time. Dad
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: looks away. The kid like puts his face right up
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: against the window and was kind of like breathing on it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: It's like condensation. And I was like, oh, that's funny.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, it is so and I was thinking
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: in this moment, I was like, it is so funny
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: how kids like have no like idea of like germs,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: because I was like, I used to do that when
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I was young and never think a thing about Like
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I never would think about it. I would just be
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: like face right up against the window the whole time.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: And then he just sticks his tongue out and just
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: starts painting the walls dude of the window. And then
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: like his dad was like talking to his wife, didn't
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: see a thing. He like, the kid just stops and
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: then just goes right back to talking to his dad.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: And I was crying laughing because I was sitting there
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: and I was like don't. I was like, don't lick
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: the window. I was like, I know he's gonna lick
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: the window. And I probably should have just like stuck
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: my hand out and been like no, But he just
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: for like a good fifteen seconds just licking the fuck
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: out of the window.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: It was so funny, every morsel flavor of the window.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: And I was like actually, like I was actually just
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: laughing out loud, like I couldn't contain myself at how
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: hard I was laughing. For like ten minutes. I just
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: kept on. I I I wanted him to do it
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: again so I could take a picture of it. Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: but he never did it again.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Probably couldn't even I mean, he couldn't put out a
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: picture of.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: A kid, no, but I wanted to.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: It's to my friends, it's basically a slur, like calling
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: someone a window liquor. Like that's like a mean thing
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: to say about.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, say like that's like special needs.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: I think so, I think that's like, uh, but this
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: this kid was actually doing it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's not even nuts.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: And I think it's an unfair slur because this kid
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: probably wasn't special.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: He was just curious about it. He just wanted to.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: He just wanted to know what it would feel like.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just curious, Yeah, what if windows cold? Window like it?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Like it I didn't like, I understand why kids do that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: And to be fair, the window's probably been cleaned and
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: there's probably like nobody else licking it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there probably is no one else looking at it,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: but there's probably a lot of people touching it completely unlicked.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some other kids.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: It's like a dog sniffing for pea. He's just licking
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: it to see if any other kids have licked it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, licking.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: That's fucking hilarious, dude. I was in California this past week.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Uh and uh, we.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Were recording out there, but I got Mike was out there,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: so we got to go on a walk with his dog.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: He's got to all out there.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: We went on like a hike.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: He was like, you want to go on a hike
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: to our morning and we didn't have anything to do
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: until the evening on Friday night, Yeah, when we went
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to the Lakers game. So we went on this nice
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: outdoor trail. We brought us dog.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: La hike though, right, not quite like a real in
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: the woods. It's a path, but it is steep, right.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: It's a path where you can see the entire city. Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: it was a pretty good grade and.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You know, it was just it got the heart, got
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the heart going a little bit. It was like a
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: nice weather. It was just no mountain lions because we
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: were it was like the fucking what's the name of
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the park, but it was it's like Will Rogers Park.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: It's like right in the middle of the city, so
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: there's it's not like you can see like Santa Monica
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: downtown in l A. You can see every like part
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: of the city, so it's like, uh, it's right.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: There was one of those right near where we stayed
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: for the Super Bowl. Oh yeah, yeah, hike. Was this
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: the one you can.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: See where you like go by the Hollywood No, I
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: think that's like running or something.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's a different one. This one's closer, closer to the water.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You can kind of see the water. That's It was beautiful.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: It was great to get out for a hike.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: And we had the dog.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: The dog was off the leash, but the dog, Mike's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: dog like sprinted ahead. There must be horse farm nearby,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: pellets of horse shit.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: And the dog sees one stray pellets next everything puts
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: it in its mouth and we're fucking sprinting after it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Like Mary, drop the fucking ship, get the ship out
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: of your mouth, and eventually we got the ship out
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: of the dog's mouth, got to the top of the mountain,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: like beautiful vista view.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. On the way back down the mountain
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the dog, there's like some kids hiking up with their
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: their mom or whatever, and so I run ahead and
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: like grab the dog by the collar.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: And the mom's like, oh, you don't need to do that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: They love dogs. And one of the kids comes up.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: It's like, hey, mister, like, can I pet your dog?
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, I go for it or whatever.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Unleash the dog, and the dog just starts licking this
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: kid's face, just fucking slick, like the kid licking the window.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Face.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: The kid's loving it. It felt like a movie scene.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Just saw this ship in the dog's mouth, this perfectly
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: baseball size pedal dogs ship so big it was like perfect.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: It was like I could see where the dog was
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: coming from. It looked like a ball.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my dogs eat shit all the time. Yeah, they're
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: better at it now, but they used to eat shit
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: constantly and it would be repulsive. Yeah, and we'd have
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: to like get them to like you have to like
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: clean their mouths and stuff. Because it was like they'd
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: come inside and their breath would just smell like shit.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pure shit because they eat ship and they don't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: know and you have to like kind of like suggest
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: to them.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Like don't do It's so weird. I feel like it
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: feels like that should be like an instinct, like a
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: like a natural instinct to be like this is shit,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: don't eat this.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: But they smell asshole and like.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they like my dogs like eat their own ship.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just serious.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: They don't do it. I don't think they do it anymore.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Could you kind of have to like scare it out
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: of them, yeah, or like I mean the dog tried
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: to go I mean it's a young dog, but it
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: tried to go for this on the way back down
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: after we passed the kid, it tried to go for
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: the same like a loose turd.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like body it was. I like had to push
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: it with my like leg whatever, like like do you.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, like dude, I'm trying to fucking that's an
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: energetic dog too. Yeah. I met it when it was
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: when it was just a little pupper rooney out in Austin. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: it's huge now though.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a beast.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: What kind of dog is it? Husky?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It's not a it looks like a husky. There's like
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: people on the trail being like, is that a husky?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: But it's I think a lab, some sort of mixed lab,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: something mixed lab, not retriever.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: hockey game Mark. I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, Motor Big Dude,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought, see you, fellas, I
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: invented the thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments, Dude,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Like huskies and like Bernice Mountain dogs,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: they like when it's snows and when it's freezing out,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: they like don't want to be inside. Yeah, Like they
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: like if it's like negative forty degrees out, they'll go
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: outside and just like lay down.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: You've seen the video of the one like that falls
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: asleep in the snow.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like yeah, like that's like where they're most comfortable.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: They don't like when it's like hot out inside. I
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: believe it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: They got a fur coat on it all the times. Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: but probably way more comfortable.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Like a genetic thing. Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I also heard that huskies are like the most problematic
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: dog that have in your house.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Like they're just they're just rambunctious as fuck.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: They're like they're probably because they're cute as fuck and
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: people let them get away with whatever.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, have for years. They're just beautiful animals.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Those dogs shed like crazy. Yeah, they're just bad bitsh
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Mountain dogs those are, And they're so big. Ernice mountain
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: dogs are huge.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn dude, just dropping horse like turds.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, huge.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: I I love the idea of having a huge dog.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: But then but then they Yeah, the amount of hairds, the.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Fact that poop doesn't bother me. I used to have
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: to pick up dog poop for hours every week. My
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: mom would send me that. I know, I literally my
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: mom would send me out like randomly to like, Harry,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: go pick up the dog poop in the yard. Yeah,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: and then I'd have to go walk around with his
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: big ass shovel and I would take it and I
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: would I would just I would try and shoot it
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: into the woods like it was lacrosse, like lacrosse balls,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: and I would have like a I would have like
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: a like dude, literally like a pile of shit, and
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: then I would overhand it into the into the woods
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: and it would sound like it was like raining in
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: the woods. It was like I would do it all
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, but the winter was the best because
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: it would be frozen and it wouldn't smell.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is significantly easier. But it's also significantly easier
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: for you guys to be able to let the dog
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: out in the backyard and just have it ship.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how we've always That's what we've always done,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: though we've never I've never had a dog that we've
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: had like trained to like shit in certain places, Like
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people do they have it
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: like oh shit, and like they make it ship in
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: one area.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know how dogs in New York learned to
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: ship on the sidewalk.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know how if I had a dog in
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: New York, I like it would ship in the house constantly,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Like how do you how do you stop it from
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: doing that? I don't know how you even have a
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: dog in New York.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: My building is like everybody has a dog.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand that. Like Francis just got a dog,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: a second dog, oh, he already had a dog.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Bulldog that he always talks about.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that he always talks about. Oh actually
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I forgot. Yeah, he's alway talking about walking his dog.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the bulldog does an abomination.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't understand, Like, what when do you
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: have the time? I guess if he like he lives
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: with his wife so they can like figure that schedule out.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Also, I mean I live in the same neighborhood as him.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: There's like multiple dog hotels. Oh really that are probably
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: like costs more than like some cheap hotels in New York. Like,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: he's probably like a fucking like one hundred and fifty
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a night to keep your dog at like the fucking
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Drigs dog motel where he like have a butler waiting
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: on them.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: My dog does a bone, sir. My dog does not
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: do well with that stuff with the vet. Really, you
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: gotta bring him in with a muzzle on. Damn he
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: bites because he's a bier. Yeah. Yeah, he hasn't bitten
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: anyone in a while, probably like a a year or so.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Oh No, we bit the Ups guy actually, and we
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: know the Amazon guy and We're like he's from the
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: getting put down now damn. But the guy didn't say anything.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: He kept how bad did he bite him?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: He bit the fuck out of him? Uh yeah, he
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: came in, pulled him too the driveway. My mom like
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: ran after my dog and was like he's not friendly. Yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: and then he goes, yeah, I know, he just bit me,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: and then he like limped back to his to his truck.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: He's probably like a seasonal Amazon worker who, yes, is
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: like dying to get by on whatever. Fucking yeah pennies
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Bezos is paying him, and he's worried that if he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: reports something that he'll lose his job.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably like sorry, Ted, we're gonna have to let
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: you go. Yeah yeah, yeah, the customers don't like that.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, he totally could have just had like
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: a massive lawsuit against us too, I know.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: But he's probably just terrified.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe he just probably doesn't even feel like dealing
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: with it if he just got nicked.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's just he has to go. He probably
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: has like five hundred more houses. Yeah, he's just gonna
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: get reamed out by whoever runs his warehouse of wherever
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: they park all the Amazon cars.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But so now we got to keep our dog.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: It's very weird because he's like super friendly to our
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: family and like some some individuals like my sister's boyfriend.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: He probably just protective as fuck of your sisters.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's usually like if a dude pulls up, he'll
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: bite them. But they say he hasn't. I don't think
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: he's met a new person in like two years.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Is he racist?
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Uh? They said it might be. He might be genuinely, Well.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: There's no such thing as bad dogs. There's only bad
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I think he's not afraid of all men. So he's
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: a feminist.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like hell, Like yeah, he can meet like girls,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: he has no problem, like my little sisters have like girls,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Like they're friends over like it's it's fine for the
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: most part. But he's bit two of my friends.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: And then he bit I should have put this dog
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: down a Why.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bit my cousin's boyfriend. Bad. That was a bad one.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: You guys are enablers.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: And now no, no, and that's what you mean. After
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: after that happened, that's when we were like, Okay, he
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: can't be out anymore, Like he can only be out
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: when it's just our family, which is most of the time.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: It's not like we're like like most of the time
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: he is and uh and then that you pee. Then
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: the Amazon driver happened, But that was like there was
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: a good two years where he didn't buy anybody, and
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: that was like over a year ago.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: So he's due.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Yeah, he.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Comes around like the cicadas. Dude, it's every year.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: That he's old though he's Uh, he won't buy any
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: He probably won't buy anyone again in his lifetime.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: His jaws aren't strong enough to really make it anymore.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: He's a strong dog. He's a big boy.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: You guys should discipline him more.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, we've done we like we almost sent him
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: away to like a prison where they tran the dogs.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, what's the difference between a dog hotel
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: and a dog prison.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: He doesn't behave at the dog hotels, that's the problem.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: So you've sent him to a place where he's worth
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: a bunch of other dogs, or just that he.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Doesn't really fuck with the other dogs.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: This dog is his aunt high social he is.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Dude, he's got super bad anxiety. We had to get
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: him one of those like anxiety vests.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Give him some CBD we did we did we did it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: We did the CBD stuff. I don't think that really worked. Yeah,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: maybe we've given him like the hard stuff.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: A couple of dad was probably taking it alongside one
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: for you one.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Now we were giving him. I think we gave him
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: xanax like once and then he was like a zombie
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: and we were like, now we're not doing this anymore.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: We need him back biting people.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like depressing, Like he like didn't move
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: for like a day straight. But he's a lazy dog,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Like he doesn't he doesn't move ever. He has a
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: dog bed and he sits in it. Twenty four seven.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: He probably gets depressed when he looks at you on
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: the Ada van. He's like, this is fucking sad.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Dude, dude, it is hilarious and bite someone. He doesn't
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: do shit. He'll go outside and like run around, but
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: like he comes in and it like when he lays down.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think he like knows how to like lay
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: down normally, So he just throws himself on the ground
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: like he he stands up straight and then he just
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: tips over. It's so funny. Is he dumb? Yeah, Oh,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: he's dumb as fuck. Rocks. Dude, he's a dog that
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: you look at and you're like, that's a dumb dog.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he just can't be taught. Ship.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: No, it's funny as fuck that there's some breezes that
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: are just dumb.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: He's dumb as fuck, dude, He's never done anything that
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: would be like, that's a smart move.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Imagine if they were like Ethnicity's of human where you're like, oh, yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: they're just dumb. They're just dumb people flat out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, we have a cat and the cat is upstairs.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Only you guys have waited so many like restrictions and rules, like.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Well, this is all my mom. My mom does all this, okay,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: like the cat could be fine with the dogs, but
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: my mom like refuses to even try because she's like.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: The dog will probably kill me.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah at this point for sure. And gouds.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: You won't believe it a cat just luckily I killed it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Luckily. If that's one hundred it would happen.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: But the cat who just presents it to you, the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: cat dangling from his jaws.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: The cat stands at the top of the staircase and
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: it peers over through like the railings and the staircase
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: and it just stands up there and just stares down
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: at my dog, and my dog just stares up at
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: it for like twenty hours a day.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Is it like a cold war?
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: It's a stand off, Yeah, like a constant standoff. And
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: then the cat will like it like taunts the dogs,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: and the dogs go nuts and the cat just disappears
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: back upstairs.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: You gotta give the dogs at least a shot at
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: the cat.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think they they I think they had a
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: shot once the cat got a little ballsy and tried
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: to come down and then it Uh, but cats are
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: they would never be able to catch the cat ever. Yeah,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: that thing will be like hanging from the rafters like
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: by one by one arm, swinging around like a monkey. Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Cat, it's like squirrels.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah you can't.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Dogs don't catch squirrels.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Now. They would never catch the cat.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: They just run up a tree.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's fast too. It's a fast.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Cat cat and cats are fast as it is.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: And if this is a fast cat for.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Cats, yeah, good cat too.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: You are you're doctor Doolittle.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a bunch of animals who had all
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: the animals? Was it doctor Doolittle? He had a flubber?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Do you guys have flubber at your house?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: But you are a doctor Doolittle, Doctor Doolittle, that sounds
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: very familiar, but I can't put a.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Did doctor Dolittle have a bunch of animals? Or is
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: that something else? Or am I thinking of fucking flubber?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Damn? Doctor Dolittle? Is that old? Yeah? He had a
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: bunch of animals? Shit, nor McDonald, wasn't it? Damn? How
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: old is it? Nineteen ninety eight? Oh, it's Eddie Murphy
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: and nor McDonald And did he have a bunch of animals?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah? Were you like a monkey and
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a dog? Some shit?
• 50:49
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• 51:18
  Speaker 5: When I flew out to LA I watched on the
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: way there, I watched Blackhawk Down.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Oh it's a good movie.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: The Godfather, oh shit, and then John Wick.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: You watch all of those on one flight? How long
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: was the flight? It was? The Godfathers three hours long?
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I watched.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I started The Godfather on another flight, so I watched
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: like the last half of The Godfather, John Wick and uh,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: black hawk Down.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: A mask will Now that's no, there's black Hawk Downs
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: a three hour movie. I did this. I don't know
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: it's and so is The Godfather. What I'm saying.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I watched the second half of The Godfather, okay? And
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: John Wick is short. John Wick's like an hour forty minutes.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, those are good movies. Yeah, Blackhawk Downs an
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: amazing movie. It was so exciting. Yeah, it's a good movie.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: It's a little long. Little Uh it's long, not for
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: a flight, not for a flight. That did did you
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: get the warning when you clicked on it?
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: But they did uh scenes Yeah, it's.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Probably the scene of the plane crashes or the helicopter crashes.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: They or there must have been some parts of the
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: helicopter crash that they didn't show.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they when every time I watch a movie on
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: a plane that has a plane crash or some sort
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: of like helicopter plane crash, it comes up with a
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: warning and it says like this might be sensitive to
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: some viewers on a plane.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't the most settling thing to watch, like
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: a helicopter slowly, yeah, brutally Yeah, and like the pilots
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: are like aware of it. Oh oh yeah, we're going down.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you know, I didn't know that the helicopter
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: crashed when they invaded bin Laden of that helicopter crashed,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: that helicopter crash, I was a black Hawk down.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: You've never seen zero dark there, No, I have, But.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that until then outil he crashed the
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: helicopter like into bin Laden's thing.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so much for being his compounding desk tine. Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: so much for being sneaky. Yeah they I mean, that's
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: terrifying to be a helicopter pilot.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, those things go down yeah all the time.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: It seems hard to fly too. Oh yeah, that shit sucks.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That ship is not sweet at all. But uh, the
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: way that they were calling all the Somalian dude skinnies.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't pick up on that. I haven't watched that
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: movie in a bit.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, there's twenty skinnies on the roof.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Is that the one where like, the United States doesn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: negotiate with terrorists? I don't remember. No, it's not that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: I think the guy said that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: In the genocide part in the beginning where he's like,
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: this isn't a war, this is a genocide.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I know he said some ship like like, you know,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: my government's not going to negotiate with you. When they're
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: taking them one dude hostage, they're like surround him. He's
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: like he's like has one gun left, and he's like
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: shooting everybody.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they pulled pull him when he's in a car, right.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: No, it was the dude after it was the Wonder This.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Is like that. I'm thinking of the right in the
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: beginning where the guys driving and they and they just
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: circle him.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, and they pull him out. Yeah yeah,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: and they guy.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: They and they smoke cigars. Yeah, it's a good movie.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I forgot how good it was. I must have seen
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: it like years and years ago.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: It's an old movie too.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember having seen it. But then, dude, it's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: so it's so action packed. The entire movie is exciting.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes in war movies, like half the time is like
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you're meeting the guys at like base camp and ship
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Oh I like those scenes. I like them too. But
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: the base camp scenes, the banter at the base camp
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: is always just great. Back already for Welcome to Paradise
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: or the Land. It's like, those are good ass movies. Dude,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen a good war movie. There's a new
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: war movie on Netflix right now that my buddy watched
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: and said was like phenomenal. But it's like an old
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: war movie. I'm a modern war movie guy.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Oh it's about an old war. Yeah, yeah, which which
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: war depends on which war it is.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I want to say, it's like like not,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I think it might be World War One.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like nineteen seventeen type shit.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I think. So nineteen seventeen was good. I never rewatched it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I watched it a couple of times. It is crack.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: It's good. The watching the filming of like the behind
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: the scenes filming of the scene where he runs across
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: the thing that was better than any part of the movie. Yeah,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: that was so sick.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Or like the first scene.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: When you first watch it, you don't realize that there's
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: no cuts in that scene, or like it seems like
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: there's no cuts, but then you watch it back and
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: you're like trying to pick parts where there might be
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: a cut. Yeah, like where someone walks flush across the screen.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, they could have cut it right there,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: like they because otherwise it's like an impossible scene to film.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's a I feel like that's kind of
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: like a hack. How they do that, no, because it's
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: like they always like there was a scene in a
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: have you ever seen? Fuck? What is the show? It's
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: like the Haunting of Hill House And you're saying that show,
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: there's one episode where they do no cuts really and
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: it's just what the whole show. The whole episode takes
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: place in like one room, and it's like, yeah, I'm
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: just watching play if I want to see some shit. Yeah,
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: it's at like a funeral and they're like making like
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: all these like crazy camera angles. And then I think
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: they like won like an Emmy for it, and oh
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: the show was really good, little subpar acting but good.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: But it was like I feel like that's like if
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: you do that in any show, they're gonna be like, wow,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: the cinematography and this is yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Do you ever see Birdman?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: They did it in that there's like a really long
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: cutting Birdman and then like Children of Men I think.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Or Children of Men. I feel like I've seen that.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: It's like I think it's like Clive Owen like running around,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like there's only like a baby hasn't been born for
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: fourteen years and he's like running around. But I think
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: they like follow him around and there's like blood getting
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: on the camera screen.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and the camera lens it looks sick.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: But uh oh Children of Children of Men is like
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: an apocalypse movie.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like no babies left and there's only one. Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Fuck I actually I haven't seen that. I was gonna
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I've been wanting to watch that, though I've heard it's
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: really good. Yes, very There's really no good apocalypse movies, dude,
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: if you like break it down, like to like how many,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: like how big they are, how many there should be,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: and how many are like really bad. There's a lot
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: of really bad ones. Yeah.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: People love the idea of the apocalypse.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: There's fucking Greta Thunberg, Dude, she's fucking trying to push
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the apocalypse.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: On all of us. I know, dude, Greta Thunberg, Yo.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: The apocalypse is coming. Chill out, Greta. Dudes, fearmonger be.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: My Grandma is a big apocalypse. Uh person, it's so
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: cocky apocalypse. Wait, there's one really good one with U
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: two of my favorite actors.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Apocalypse Now.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I think it's called like, I don't know, it's with
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Don't Look Up. No, that movie sucked Moonfall. That movie sucks. Oh,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Take Shelter. Moonfall was bad.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was even worse than Don't Look Up. Yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: it was like the same type of thing.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: But they are all. There's so many movies like that. Yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Take Shelter is a great movie. You've seen that. No, Oh, dude,
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: watch that this weekend. It's Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I would watch a movie about the flood that happened
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: twelve thousand years ago, that like the apocalyptic flood that
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: like wiped out all of ancient human civilizations. Like, give
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: me that kind of apocalypse movie. Yeah, of people who
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: are like at Mayan temples, like with their little organized
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: society and then like a flood rips through and kills
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: them all and like two people have to repopulate the
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: entire earth.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Or some shit like. Yeah, I like a good like
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: doomsday movie, like a good end of the the fuck
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: with I am legend. I've never seen it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: I think that was pretty good.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: But then I just watched another apocalypse movie where there
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: was like a flood in Korea and this lady was
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: just in a fucking building the entire time, and it
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: was buns.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Buns.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: It was absolutely buns. It was a big turd.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Where are you going next week? You're going to the island.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to the islands with my boy Mike.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: He wonna I don't know, it's like a private island, dude.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: This is definitely the last episode. Well, yeah, there's no
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: way you're coming back to one. He won tickets to
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: go to a prize. How do he win? What? What competition?
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: It was a silent auction.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: He wanted on one, two, three movies.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: It was a silent auction and he won. He had
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: the winning bid.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: So he had the How much was the bid?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know, But we've been paying for it since
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: because there's all these like add on charges.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, you're getting fucked.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: We we really might be.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw how long are you going for your
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: for a week. It's called Palm Island. Palm Island for
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: a week. Yeah damn.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: And there's like forty there's like nothing on the island, Like.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, it'll either be awesome or it'll be really
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: like sketchy. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up. Palm island
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: like p a l m.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, palm or like a palm tree, like a calm
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: breeze like tong squeeze. No, but there is a palm island, dude,
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: it is this it grenade? No, No, that's that's the
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Dubai one that I stayed on.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: That palm island. In Dubai, they have like a bunch
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of hotels out there.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Is it day Palm Island.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: It's Palm Island, And like the Grenadine.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: You don't even know where it is, dude.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: What's its own thing? It's its own island.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: You don't even know where it is.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: It's in like Granadadines, Granada.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Oh here we go. Yeah, look at dude, that that's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: there listening to us. I looked at Palm Island, did
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: a space and the first that comes up is the grenadines.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: They're definitely listening. We're just shouting it into our phone.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: This is you're not coming back from this, dude.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: I saw videos of like the plane on the way there.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I think is there is no there's no airport.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: We oh, yeah, we have to take a boat. We
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: have to take two planes in a plane and then
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: a smaller plane.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Not coming back from this. This is like full on isolated.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: There's you doesn't even look like there's like a building.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: There's no buildings.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's barely any buildings.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Is there food?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: I think it's like all you can eat, but it's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: probably like you eat what.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: You catch me eating.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: Look at the map iguana on a spit. I'm gonna
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: be spear fishing for like a crab.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: They got it looks like it could be awesome. There's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: an art gallery. Stay away from that. Nothing good's happening there.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they probably have one painting.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: They got a land turtle sanctuary. They got a nice lagoon.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: You know, you go hang out at the lagoon.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna be there for a week plus, dude.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: It is really small. It's like a really small island.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: They got snorkeling. Snorkeling.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to do every activity. There's gonna be
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: nothing to do all day.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of snorkeling. There's a lot of snorkeling.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Snorkeling again, babe.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven days straight of fucking two hours a day
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: of snorkeling.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: So are you staying I assume you're staying in one
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: of these beachfront cottages or are you staying in the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: island lofts? Beach front So it looks like everyone stays
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: right near each other for the most part. Oh no,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: there's homes. There's private homes.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Barely though barely.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: There's like ten private homes, and then there's like a couple.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: There's like a couple beachfront cottages. There's twenty. It looks
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: like there's twenty.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not a lot of dude.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, either it's either gonna be really fun or
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be like some get out ship. They got
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: a massage room. Oh my god, dude, they have a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: TV internet room. You're not I mean I always mean
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: that that's the only place on the island with TV
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: or internet. No, that can't be Yeah, why would they
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: have a room for TV in it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Probably was like when the when the ship was originally built.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: That's like when they have a conference center at a hotel,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Like they.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Don't dog, you're you're gonna be there's no TV. Oh,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: this is called cactus Hell trail. Don't go on that.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: Cactus hell trail.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Man, that's a mean name for a trail.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: It does look really nice though. Oh dude, the lagoon.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Show me what?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Oh that's like the pool.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: That's not a fresh water lagoon.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Is it? Like this is like the full island A
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: big way.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: Is that it?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: That's the full island?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a big wave wipe that out. Oh dude, humans
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: are not meant to be set. Yeah, there's no way
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: they have electric city there. Dude, No, they have to
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: have no way. They have to have electricity. Probably don't
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: have flushing toilets though.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: It looks sick. Dude. Come, I would love to, but
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I can't. Why because I'm going home. I'm leaving after Thanksgiving.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be home all weekend. Bro, watching football with
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: the boys.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Please you want to ticket see the Eagles game. Penn's
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: got a box.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm going to Massachusetts.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Go down to uh Sunday Night football for the UH
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Eagles against the Packers.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: The Birds, Birds and has a box Birds Packs.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: Yes, dude, the Packs.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a blowout.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Birds are gonna win here.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Packers are so bad this year.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah they suck, dude, you are so tapped in.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: The Bills smoked the Packers.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: And well, yeah the Packers lost again last week.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're bad, dude, I gotta I have a bad
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: feeling about the Chiefs. I will say, I don't think
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs are like. I don't think anyone looking at
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: them and being like they're like the they're so good.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: But they are.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: I really I said this.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You said the Bills are the best team in the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: AFC three weeks ago, and I said the Chiefs are,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: and you looked at me.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Like I was a fucking Well.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: The Bills beat the Chiefs I know, by like three points. Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: but the Chiefs I think are probably gona end up
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: in the Super Bowl eat Patrick Mahomes is just like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: too good.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: I said that three weeks ago.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but the Bills will beat him. It'll I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know. Make your mind. Are the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: are the Eagles playing the Chiefs at all, No now,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: not until.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: No Chiefs, no Bills. So they could play one of
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: them if they both make to the super Bowl.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: God willing knock on wood. But that's a long shot.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, dude. The Chiefs are trouble, that's for sure.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: They could score whenever they want.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Dude, Oh, anytime. They just turn it on and they
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: and they score.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Travis Kelsey is like the best player in the NFL.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Do three touchdowns last night and he already had a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: three touchdown game.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: We love sports so much, dude, he's insane. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: they like, they gotta find a way to get him
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: on the Bills.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Do you think they could do it?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: How many first round picks would you give up?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know how that works me neither.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: All right, well we're over an hour, so we can ended.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Well, that's been son of a boy.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Dad. We'll see you guys next week, hopefully if Roone
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: makes it back.