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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, Listener discretion is advice.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 2: It is day number three of five. It is Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: It's July the eighth, twenty twenty six, Woody, Greg Menace, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: Jennie grad Sea mass I, Spy Sammy. We got Organ,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff g is here, we got Vaughn Dumbass, Tyler bort
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  Speaker 2: Menji all here on the job, ready to go and
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  Speaker 2: get through this Wednesday. We got a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 2: lined up for you. We've got some of the headlines
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  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. We got the phones, of course
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  Speaker 2: open for you eight seven seven four text over to
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  Speaker 2: two to nine eighty seven. Birthday's porn of birthday coming
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  Speaker 2: up for you here today July eighth, which is uh
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  Speaker 2: be a kid again day, Although it seems like that's
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  Speaker 2: something that everybody is just really kind of like every
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  Speaker 2: day every day is act like a kid days, Yes, permit.
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  Speaker 2: Permanent adolescent is a good way to describe it.
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  Speaker 5: Which has fed the arrested development right fed the trading
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  Speaker 5: cards slash Pokemon cards slash Disney Adults slash slash no
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  Speaker 5: not having kids ever, slash treating my pet like it's
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  Speaker 5: a kids Yeah, slash slash slash.
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  Speaker 2: Stanley Mugs slash.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I know you're talking about.
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  Speaker 7: Me right here.
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  Speaker 2: As well. Yeah, well it applies to a lot of people,
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  Speaker 2: and I wish I wish you could like it's it's
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  Speaker 2: hard to sound like you're not saying people can't enjoy things.
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  Speaker 2: It's just that, you know, uh, most people have maybe
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  Speaker 2: one thing. But when you're entire like like you're an
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  Speaker 2: adult and you like, you know, one thing that could
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  Speaker 2: be seen as child, let's we'll use like Pokemon stuff. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: board nose shots fired. I'm not trying to like pick
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  Speaker 2: on board here, I am, but I'm saying, like, no,
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying is like I'm using Pokemon as the example, right,
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  Speaker 2: but then that means that everything else you have Transformers
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  Speaker 2: and funk pops and no not bored, No, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: but just.
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about like there are ten thousand these people
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  Speaker 5: at Comic Con.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, but if you like Pokemon, but the rest
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  Speaker 2: of it be like you never had any idea like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you're in the Pokemon because it's not there's not stickers
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  Speaker 2: all over the place, and there's not they're not wearing
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  Speaker 2: the shirts. They're wearing like, you know, like a polo
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  Speaker 2: shirt and some khakis to work. But they just like Pokemon.
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  Speaker 2: That's like one thing. But there seems to be a
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  Speaker 2: lot where it's like it's just like Tom Hanks and
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  Speaker 2: big you know what I mean, where it's like they're
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  Speaker 2: an adult, but they're still dressing like the child version,
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  Speaker 2: and there's stuff everything, Like there's everything, the stickers, the
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  Speaker 2: lunch boxes, the water bottels, the whole the whole thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I think it's just a signal to attract
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  Speaker 8: other people that have the same interest.
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  Speaker 2: So you can talk about because there's plenty of forms
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  Speaker 2: and stuff that you can It's not like it's hard
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  Speaker 2: to find. It's not like I'm walking to my car.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need you don't need the physical you don't
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  Speaker 2: need the physical smoke signal anymore to find find your people.
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  Speaker 8: Well, we're talking about wearing something out in public. That
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  Speaker 8: is what is called in group signaling.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think people who have jeeps and they have
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  Speaker 2: the dust but take away, I don't understand that. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, I know this is going to hurt some people's.
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  Speaker 8: Feelings because I'm going to relate it to sports. But again, like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: if you see another person wearing a jersey that you're into, like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: that's cool, and yeah, maybe you may say something.
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  Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying on that, but that would
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  Speaker 2: mean that all your all your like drink wear at
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  Speaker 2: home are all just like you know, uh whatever football
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  Speaker 2: cups you know, and then people you have the football
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  Speaker 2: phone and you have like football sheets, yeah, and you're
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  Speaker 2: wearing football socks. Yeah, like where it just becomes where
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  Speaker 2: it just like takes over it is.
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  Speaker 5: Additionally, football is a sport created for and performed by
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  Speaker 5: grown men, and I know people are gonna lie about it,
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  Speaker 5: but the age appropriateness of Pokemon is designed for little kids.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, my kid isn't even into it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm yeah, just I don't know. There's a difference I feel,
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  Speaker 2: and I can't we Once again, I'm really bad at articulating.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of lame for a job like this too. But
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  Speaker 2: you know, where you know, you can you can like something,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm all about being a fan of something, but
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  Speaker 2: it just seems like it's gone overboard where it almost
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  Speaker 2: like Benjamin Buttoning. Yeah, you know what I mean where I.
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  Speaker 1: Rip out over like machinery and explosions.
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  Speaker 2: Constructions.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like you want to go in like an earth mover.
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  Speaker 2: And but it's not our entire life personality st I'm
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  Speaker 2: not wearing Bob the Builder shirt, right, it doesn't it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't like just take over like every every other aspect.
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  Speaker 5: And additionally, that's a design for adult things like building
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  Speaker 5: and buildings and ravines.
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  Speaker 2: I do want to go to that place in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: I know where you could, you know, use the excavators
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  Speaker 2: and stuff.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta go because you've been talking about for a
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  Speaker 8: decade and I followed ill closed by. There are other places.
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  Speaker 8: It's not the only place you could do it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I talked about wanting to learn how to fly for
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  Speaker 8: a while. Eventually eventually got that done, right.
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  Speaker 2: You never got the mention smoker never got you know
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  Speaker 2: what I had given up on the smoker. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: takes too much time.
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  Speaker 1: That was about what a fifteen years design.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaking of food, it's National blueberry Day. Sure, it's
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  Speaker 2: National Chocolate with Almonds Day. Never bad combo.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I mean does it does chocolate need almonds?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: But no, does you mean does it need it?
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  Speaker 9: You'd rather just have a chocolate bar than like, is
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  Speaker 9: it good? It's okay, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not you're not using the chocolate as an almond delivery,
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  Speaker 5: using the almond as a chocolate Okay, that I support.
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  Speaker 2: It's National ice Cream Sunday today. Dude went to a
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  Speaker 2: place in Pittsburgh De Lucas, very very well known breakfast spot,
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  Speaker 2: and they had and I guess it was featured on
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  Speaker 2: Man Versus Food when and uh it was ice cream
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  Speaker 2: Sunday pancakes. It's a pile. Yeah, it's it's pancakes that
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  Speaker 2: have scoops of ice cream on top and then all
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  Speaker 2: the chocolate drizzle and the whipped cream and.
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  Speaker 1: Hardcore.
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  Speaker 6: But I've seen like waffle shops that do that. It's
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  Speaker 6: with waffles and it's ice cream.
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  Speaker 9: In Belgium a million years ago. That's how you eat it.
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  Speaker 8: I have to ask listeners if they know any place
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  Speaker 8: in America where you can get these Austrian pancakes.
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  Speaker 2: What do you would love it?
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  Speaker 8: They're super crazy thick and they chop them up like
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  Speaker 8: it's Betty Hannah, Like they have like this huge like
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  Speaker 8: walk thing that they make them in Yeah, and they're
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  Speaker 8: super thick, and it's already like pre cut like the
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  Speaker 8: child when they bring you the plate.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it is so bomb.
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  Speaker 5: So he's talking about Kaiser Schmarn or the Emperor's messy
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  Speaker 5: Fla style pancakes that are torn into bite sized pizzas
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  Speaker 5: caramelized with butter and sugar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice. And then fruit compote or apple sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Fruit.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot stop thinking about it. A fruit compote on
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  Speaker 2: something like that, it's pretty good if it was like
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  Speaker 2: really sugary. Let me ask you a questions since you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about childish things and food. I've noticed this a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times recently where you see adults when they
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  Speaker 2: get a steak or like a chicken breast or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: they'll cut it up, the entire thing into the bite
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  Speaker 2: sized pizzas pieces before they start to eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Five.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I saw that as super you that I
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  Speaker 2: saw that. It's like super like your mom did that
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  Speaker 2: before so she wouldn't have to stop every two seconds
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  Speaker 2: and start cutting more for you. But like as as
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  Speaker 2: a grown adult, like you take your knife, you had
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  Speaker 2: a couple of pieces, like you know, like one slice
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  Speaker 2: off the steak and you cut that maybe in the
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  Speaker 2: two or three like smaller bite sized pieces, and then
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  Speaker 2: you just have that. You don't cut the entire thing
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  Speaker 2: up ahead of If you do.
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  Speaker 9: That, you're letting all the juice.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't you know, I don't do it,
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  Speaker 2: but I support it. Why you do? I would do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's faster to shovel in your face. Yeah, number one.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how are fatas served to you? But they're
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  Speaker 2: already they're already cut.
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  Speaker 5: Up right a lot of times, a lot of times
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  Speaker 5: at a steak russ and a good steakhouse that they
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  Speaker 5: prepare like a big sea.
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  Speaker 2: Bike so you can serve it up to other people.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's for two, it's for the table. I'm so
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  Speaker 2: let's say let's say it. I know you hate this cut.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say you get an eight ounce filet okay and
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  Speaker 2: it rides to the table. You immediately take your knife
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  Speaker 2: and cut the entire thing up into bite sized pieces.
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  Speaker 2: But I would.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's a difference between cubing like bite size and
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  Speaker 5: then just like a nice against because if you get
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  Speaker 5: the knife out, why not finish the cutting?
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  Speaker 2: If you're going like against the grain, you're getting nice
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  Speaker 2: like a slice.
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  Speaker 1: We had a kit guy that you introduced me to
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  Speaker 1: on social media. He would absolutely destroy you for.
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  Speaker 5: Some fancy what's the same fancy homo, Yeah, yeah, fancy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's an official etiquette rule or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It always just seemed very childish. I'm sure to do it, Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: I do it because I like to.
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  Speaker 10: Like if I'm having like chicken, and I have like
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  Speaker 10: mashed potatoes or green beans or some other stuff.
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  Speaker 11: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I like taking a piece of like the chicken and
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  Speaker 2: then getting.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't do that flavors.
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  Speaker 2: You can still do that, don't cut the entire chicken breasty,
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  Speaker 2: but then it's cool time efficient. Yeah, for dipping too,
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  Speaker 2: like you just one after.
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  Speaker 1: But you hold the knife in your fist. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have some culture, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four wooding. He says the text
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  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven. We do have
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  Speaker 2: some birthdays here for you. They get the birthday music
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  Speaker 2: on birthdays and birthday shown.
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  Speaker 1: Its shimm it's shimmer and you know you don't.
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  Speaker 12: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody here hates him, thinks he's very overrated. Celebrity chef
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  Speaker 2: Wolfgang Puck, God's favored. Stop being fooled by this guy.
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  Speaker 13: People, he's seventy seventy seven years old. To that, I'm
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  Speaker 13: telling you, have you ever been to a location? People listening? Yeah,
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  Speaker 13: and like you know what that was good? No Mid
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  Speaker 13: or below mid?
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  Speaker 2: The worst, most overrated chef of life? You guess.
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  Speaker 12: I can.
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  Speaker 2: I can see where you can make the arga for overrated.
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  Speaker 2: It's not bad, Like the food's not bad. I've been
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  Speaker 2: to I've been to plenty of wolf You're the same
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  Speaker 2: guy who's gonna make an argument to me about like
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna bring up some random things that bubble Gumps
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  Speaker 2: is good. It's better than Wolfgang. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not stop you have been the standalone locations
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  Speaker 5: are like the little thing.
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  Speaker 2: That on the on the go everything. I've been to
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  Speaker 2: all of them. Most overrated chef, I mean I've been
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  Speaker 2: there too. I would just I would just you know, disagree.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's the best thing I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: It's not bad. It's not bad. It's good. That's Spago. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'll give you. Overrated. Kevin Bacon is sixty
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  Speaker 2: eight years old today. Imagine the party next year.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hot.
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  Speaker 2: Beck is fifty six, Milo Ventimia.
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  Speaker 9: Oh I love that guy, My love Amelia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I say that.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was on the Dad Jack and This is Us
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  Speaker 2: and he was forty nine years old. David Corn Sweat Corn,
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  Speaker 2: sweet Arm, Sweat, Orn Sweat, Superman, the new Superman guy.
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  Speaker 2: How do you say his name? Corn, Sweat and Sweat Sweat.
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  Speaker 2: He's thirty three.
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  Speaker 8: Albut them would like looks with Cavell the previous call.
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  Speaker 2: Sophia and Bush from One Tree Hills forty four. Billy Crudip,
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  Speaker 2: he was in Almost Famous and more recently on the
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  Speaker 2: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: He's fifty eight.
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  Speaker 2: Jack Limberg, the Pittsburgh Steelers legend is seventy four. And
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  Speaker 2: Greg your man bashing Man Scalco.
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah see, I'm kind of going back to him.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful movie.
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  Speaker 2: It's his birthday today, he's fifty three years old. And
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  Speaker 2: then you're porn on birthday days. Rachel Kevin Bildy, what
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  Speaker 2: I do like this specifical times it's this birthday girl.
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  Speaker 2: She has sampled more sausage than the County Fair. Judge
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  Speaker 2: Guys six and thirty four fine films, including Blow and
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  Speaker 2: Go MILFs. She was in Blonde Mom's Blow Best. Also,
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  Speaker 2: Rachel Milf is a daredevil public flasher who likes it deep,
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  Speaker 2: short and sweet. Yeah right, that took up the entire
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  Speaker 2: case of the DVD. She was in Banging for the
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  Speaker 2: TV Remote. Also in Busty, Milf teases her divorce lawyer
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  Speaker 2: with giant boobs. Greg, she was in Impromptu Lesbian King
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  Speaker 2: d yep, and then who can forget her un role
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  Speaker 2: in the Dainty Dildo Diddler.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, like a villain in Batman.
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  Speaker 2: That's Rachel, who's forty two years old today, and as
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  Speaker 2: your poorn a birthday, your selebrity birthdays. And that is
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  Speaker 2: what we got for you right now here on The
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. We'll take a quick break. We'll come back
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  Speaker 2: more what he shows next, Hang up The Woody Show
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  Speaker 2: and we begin another new hour insensitivity training for a
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  Speaker 2: politically correct world. Budding Greg Nis, Yeah, Jinny grad is here.
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  Speaker 2: Phones are open eight seven to seven forty four? Whatdye? Text?
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  Speaker 2: Us over to two two nine eighty seven trending news headlines?
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  Speaker 2: What are those looking like?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 7: That was fast.
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  Speaker 9: The US has launched a bunch of strikes on Iran.
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  Speaker 9: In response to them attacking three commercial ships in the
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  Speaker 9: Strait of Hormouth is what he calls it, and according
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  Speaker 9: to Iranian officials, the tankers ignored warnings. So with these
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  Speaker 9: new attacks happening, the peace negotiations are off the table
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  Speaker 9: the US, as Iran is the one who violated their
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  Speaker 9: ceasefire agreement by attacking those ships. And as for how
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  Speaker 9: this affects US again, well, of course oil prices shot
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  Speaker 9: back up six percent overnight, so you know, gas is next,
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  Speaker 9: I'm quite sure. And a high rise under construction in
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  Speaker 9: Manhattan is at risk of collapsing, did.
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  Speaker 2: You Yeah, I saw that, wasn't it. Like the Pfiser
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  Speaker 2: like was in that building and then they're converting it
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  Speaker 2: to housing. Yeah, yeah, so they use yeah, so that
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  Speaker 2: they're doing like a remodel of it. And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know who they hired to bring in there, but not good.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah all that great? Yeah, yeah, because two of its
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  Speaker 9: support columns have buckled. The New York City Fire Department
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  Speaker 9: got a call about bricks falling from the thirty seven
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  Speaker 9: story building, and they responded. They found that the twenty
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  Speaker 9: first and twenty second floors were sagging.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I do know who they hired to bring in
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  Speaker 2: the world's dumbest construction crew.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I have a clip here of this dude. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this worker.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, here's what they're saying about it.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to his great insight on this Columns. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: the full stop Ben like that.
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  Speaker 9: What yeah wait wait wait wait wait they are. They're
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  Speaker 9: really not supposed to be, got it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Columns, I'm not stop Ben like that. But who knows,
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  Speaker 4: you know, And I don't know, honestly, what can happen?
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  Speaker 4: Anything could happen.
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  Speaker 15: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy that's doing the building.
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  Speaker 16: You know.
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  Speaker 2: They had a really competitive bid.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, right, for free buildings all around it, including schools.
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  Speaker 9: They've been evacuated and engineers stabilize the sagging floors, which
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  Speaker 9: is nice, but the fire department says the building looks
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  Speaker 9: very unstable and really could collapse. Oh no, everybody, yeah
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  Speaker 9: for real. Well, two crazy games finished off the round
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  Speaker 9: of sixteen in the World Cup yesterday. In the first game,
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  Speaker 9: Messi and Argentina came back from two goals down to
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  Speaker 9: beat Egypt three to two.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff, do you have the clip of the goal?
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  Speaker 12: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: You got to hear this announcer Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff was listening to this in the office. Man, this
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  Speaker 2: guy this is the one calling me. He was gassed out.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think he lost his voice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, listen to this. Sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: dying animal. Wow, this is not edited, guys.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's passion.
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  Speaker 2: He wanted that really long one. But you can tell
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  Speaker 2: from the jump like.
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  Speaker 9: You couldn't get there. And in game number two, Colombia
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  Speaker 9: and Switzerland's game was decided by penalty kicks, with Switzerland
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  Speaker 9: coming out on top four to three. They're moving to
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  Speaker 9: the quarterfinals and those start tomorrow.
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: I kind of like those shootouts, you like that. I
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: love them when they do the shootouts, that's kind of fun.
• 16:44
  Speaker 10: They're so tense, man, and you can just see the
• 16:46
  Speaker 10: stress on everybody's faces. And when you miss a penalty, yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 10: you feel like yourself.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: They get death fans for sure. Okay, So Paraguay and
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: Senator Celeste Maria.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: This bitch is cool.
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: Razy. She had some insane words for French national player
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: Killing Bappe, which every kid my son's age knows about
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: in all of his jersey. So check this out. She said,
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: this brute hasn't even learned to write instead of breast milk.
• 17:13
  Speaker 9: He grew up sucking on coconuts.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Like, why was she talking about him in the first place. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: because he's a star. They played each other, yea. What
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: happened caused her to start like talking SMEs.
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: It's friendly smack talk, And she said the most educated
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: creature he's ever heard were chimpanzees, So she's nuts. Then
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Bope came back very eloquently, said, Madame Celeste Maria, you
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: are a despicable woman and unworthy of your position. You
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: do not represent Paraguay, the country which has sweated passion
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: and honor throughout the competition. Well, she doubled down. She
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: came back and she said, yes, my post against Imboppe
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: was racist. That's why I deleted it. It was unfortunate.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: You're guys, That's why I deleted it. Right Hello.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: However, I will not apologize. I said what I had
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: to say. I come from a society where gays were beaten,
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: and it's where calling someone an N word was the
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: most usual thing. Have patience, I'm trying.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You don't know where I come from exactly.
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: And Okay, these goddamn needo toys. I know your daughter
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: is familiar with these. Oh my god, they're everywhere. They're
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: all over my house. Yeah, they're like squishy cubes there.
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: They are, these like sensory blocks and stretch them and
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: squeeze them whatever. But the problem is these idiot kids
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: are freezing them and microwaving them because of course, a
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: stupid social media challenge. And so the center of these toys.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: You challenge put them in the hospital.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: So it has this like thick goo like liquid inside
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: that expands when it heats up, and it's exploding all
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: over kids. So of course on the box it says
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: do not heat or freeze, but they're not reading that,
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: and burns have been the most common injury. So hot
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: needo toys can't explode, and of course burn all over
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: your face, your eye's mouth, body, even cause internal damage
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: if some dummy swallows it. And in Missouri, a seven
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: year old girl ended up in a medically induced coma
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: after anido exploded in her microwave and just coated her
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: in this like molten, sticky lava. So the moral of
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: the story, please stop with these TikTok trends.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went in to go say good night to
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: my daughter and she was you know, watching TV and
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: she had one of these things. I'm like, what is
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: all over your hands? She had like been pulling and
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: stretching or whatever, and one of them broke open. Then
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: she had the stuff just all over her hands, but
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: she was still doing it. What is wrong with you?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: So go clean your hands off? She said, it feels cool.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: It feels cool.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: It feels cool. It looked like her hands. Greg were like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: if you ever grabbed just those big marshmallows and just
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: start kneading them with her hands? Yeah, and that like
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: that how crazy easy? Sticky? Yeah, the marshmallow is, yes,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: but it just coated all over your fingers, all over
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: your hands. I'm like, don't touch any of my furniture,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: don't touch any of my stuff. Go wash your hands immediately.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: And this feels cool.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: And it happened with your daughter, and it even happened
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: yesterday with my kid. Going to some friend's house, they
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: grab these giant like bags of needles. Why are you
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: taking it?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Ok? So what a trade?
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Start trading by any of this? So why what are
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: you trading?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: And it's crazy how expensive for what.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: They are if you can even find them?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's the thing because it's the thing right now.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So they're difficult to get because.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: There's something wholesome about it, though, Like I see how
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: annoying it would be because it's all sticky and messy.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But at least they're not just sitting there not talking
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to each other on their phones.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: At least it's not a crack them in the microwave
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: them open. Don't get your sticky, crappy hands all over
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: my stuff.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Kids love squishy, stretchy things. When I was a kid,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: we had stretch armstrong.
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: Oh I love stretch arms strong.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I stretched it so much that I didn't know that
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I tore like his arm and Peter whatever, and all
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: this coop came out and then I had an ant infestation.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They were attracted to the goop weird because they put
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: sugar in it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: Do that?
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's the goop made of.
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: That's you know what my fidget was as child? My nails,
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: I bit my nails. How many of the stuff do
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: you remember?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I think they were called like not not water wiggles,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: but oh the water willie.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: The water wheel that slips through your hands and you
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: keep doing that.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's basically like a pocket vagina yes, it is okay,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: you know exactly, And it would be difficult to hold
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: it because that was your point slip through your hands.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: You have to keep catching it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I wonder how many teenage boys try to bang one
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: of those things. Probably you're looking at one. Sure, well,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I tried to form it around, you know, round a
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: bunch of stuff, and this is the first the kids
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: like it was good.
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: No, it was like in the quarter machines, you get
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: like a little slime or like, yeah, the wall or
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: the hands that stick.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Against Yeah, hair and crap all over them. Can hair?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Remember coushballs balls they had. The cool one was the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: one where they had the little mini ones, little mini
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: coushballs and you can use like a slingshot people.
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, and remember the Rose o'donald talk show. That was
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: her thing falls into the audience.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Then she got the sling shot.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Well, finally, like we needed more evidence of how much
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: mental illness there is. Right now people are selling trash
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: that might have come from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: It was all stuff, Yeah, it was all stuff that
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: came from outside Madison Square Garden. It says as close
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: to Taylor and Travis as big day as you could
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: have gotten without an invite, and they're selling soda can
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: tops and a single air pod, all this crap for
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: twenty five bucks apiece. It's all sold out.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So people were collecting garbage around, garbage around Madison
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Square Garden.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this isn't even the paste.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And then they went and they went online and they
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: were selling this stuff.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It all sold yeah, and the twenty five dollars.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Apiece as if Taylor licked it, and even if she
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: did lick it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: There was also someone on eBay who listed a bag
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: of air that was supposedly collected at Madison Square Garden
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: wedding that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, an racer.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: The description says, this isn't just a bag, it's history.
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: You can breathe frame it, display it proudly next to
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: your era's tour march and signed football's or gifted to
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: that one friend who still believes in fairy tales.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Crag in this building that would buy that stuff. That's
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: literally our friend Jill down the hall. Yeah, I started
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: with people.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Jill.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was disturbed.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I can think of four people right off the top
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: of my head, but she's the one we talked about
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: before where she was like Taylor walked by just starting
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: bout it might have been. Had it on social media, dude,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it's not a secret. She was allegedly Oh the guy
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: we just watched pop somebody in the in the head
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: with a gun allegedly allegedly, No, we saw it. Well,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: it was on social media.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: The asking price for the bag of air is fifty
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: thousand dollars.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: So elect you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: Pennies think they had to take that down. Yeah, the
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: listing is gone, but that was the asking price a.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Bag of air. I a Taylor fan buys it and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: just has a financial roathing bag.
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: That's what's going on.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: You know, it's really annoying.
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I just heard a story. There's a guy works for
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: our company and he posted it was an AI video.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: There was a bunch of these going around where he
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: was standing with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey like as
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: they're in you know, wedding dress and tuxedo. It looks
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: like he was at the wedding. Yeah right now. It
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't like he was trying to convince anybody that he
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: was really at the wedding. It was just the big
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: he's on a he on a big top forty like
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: a pop radio station, and he posted this. Yeah, there
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: were so many of those, it was just silly anyway. Uh,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: there are a couple of people within radio that were
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: like taking like such huge exception to this, and these
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: accounts that were taking like such huge exception to it,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: and just this is the dumb it but like almost
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: angry about it, which I that part I don't understand.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: But forget that for a second. It got to some
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: of the corporate muckety MUCKs and they called this guy
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: and made him take it down.
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: Why I didn't get that. It's a joke.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I like, you have to take
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: that down. Why he wasn't even trying to convince anybody
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: that he was really there. It was just a well there's.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: A million others, Yeah, everyone correcting it.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the same way everybody took that stupid picture from
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the people on top of the Empire State Building and
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: just put their brand on whoever the flag was they
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: had up there, Like man, one person saw that and
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: then everybody did it. Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: So if we said listen to the would have gotten.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: By the end of the day. Yeah, I saw like
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: every every person I know on radio they put their
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: show on that flag and had it on there. I
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: think it's called I think it's called I think it's
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: called brand jacking. Yeah, so basically, you take something that's
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: like big, could be a World Cup thing, could be
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: this you know, empire state building thing, and correct, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: so it's it's a thing for social media, like a
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: marketing type thing for social media. But I don't I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: asked him, I said, why why do they make you
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: take it down? Because I think it has to do
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: something with like guaranteed human because the company keeps pumping
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: this guaranteed human thing. But my understanding is that just
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: means that the DJs that you hear on the air
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: are real people. It's not like an AI generated voice thing.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And then also like the music that you're hearing on
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: any of our stations wasn't created with AI. There're actual Yeah,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Like it doesn't mean like like there's plenty of things
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: that that are AI is. You know, whether it's putting
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: together a PowerPoint presentation for a sales meeting or you know,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: different different things like that. Yeah, but I didn't understand
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the reaction, and you must take it down.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: I promise you. Hr whoever told him didn't understand either.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I think I know what it is. It's the it's
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the muckety MUCKs that called the guy who's like runs
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: the group of radio stations where this guy is, and
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: then he had to call this more. This morn show
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: host is in the Radio Hall of Fame. Yeah, you know.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I mean he's a good dude, he's I understand what
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it is. I know what it is. It is a
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: really simple answer, which is is if they didn't get
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: the original image from a certain service.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's just that.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't about that is that he's in our company.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: For a fact, if you do not get an image
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: from certain service, you cannot post it on It was
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: an AI generated image.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: Is it that he's so famous he could know this
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: person and people could get confused and like if I
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: did it?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's just one of him and Taylor Swift
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: that everybody used. That wasn't the photo the actually is AI. No, no, no,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: this was completely right. This was completely AI generated that
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I got nothing. It has put me in a picture
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey in wedding dresses and tuxedos,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: and it generates it well, one that was no different one.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you dude, Yeah, I'm I was thinking it
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: was more along the lines of somebody did want their
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: wedding invitation getting, you know, revoked that. We have a
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: conference room here at the radio station named the Taylor
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Swift Conference Room. So they go pretty hard, which I get.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: It's a big artist and everything else, but I don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: understand that. I get the point here is whatever The
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: point here is, why was everybody reacting so like fiercely
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: angry about people posting you know, uh an ai generated like, hey,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: look standing here with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey in
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: the get it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Rest that Greg and I will not be posting that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: If she walks by, like Jill ruined my weekend.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Also, by the time it's hit radio people, it's already
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: played the Woodie Show. Well, I'd like to introduce you
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: to this woman. Her name is Patty Shuka. She's a teacher.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: She teaches little kids. She's the star of this educational
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: video that sounds way more dirty than she's She's teaching
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: kids the alphabet through song. And when it got to
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the letter N.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: N, things took a turn.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: What word did she decide to use and n naughty,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: naughty national national very dirty.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I still think Nancy like I think of names when.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I do that, like Nancy. But again, the video sounds
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: way more dirty than it was intended.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm sticking with naughty.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Well, the word is nut not.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: Is that a verber non?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And here's the song that she was in teaching the
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: alphabet gets the letter N and she goes with nut and.
• 30:34
  Speaker 14: Is but net net on my head, net on my nose,
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: net in my mouth?
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Crunch crunch.
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: Oh is nut?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Nut in my mouth?
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: Is net on my head, net my nose, neut in
• 31:02
  Speaker 14: my mouth?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Crunch crunch.
• 31:04
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: And what good time?
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? She is a good good time. She's a nice lady.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Not in my mouth, teddy sho things that sound dirty.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: But aren that's a banger right there. Yeah, it's like
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: that game we used to do. Porn or not porn? Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: all right, so porn or not porn? Answer, of course
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: is not porn. But that's what is it?
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: Like a porcupine?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: That is a kitten eating food, gobbling like a turkey.
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, cat, No, that sounds like a French bulldog.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Puppy porn or not porn, porn or not porn, porn,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: not porn, porn, not porn. It was the cartoon.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Oh okay.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: It was a very tense scene where this little girl
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: was climbing the side of a cliff and she was
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: like straggling together. God, yeah she was. She was trying
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: to climb and she's like, yeah, she's krying to pull
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: herself off. But because the background you here like it because it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: Sounds like, oh is it not like canti, like the
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: stuff that Tyler watches.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like some kind of like Japanese okay,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: because that is porn.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: Yes, I have voiced a lot of Japanese anime, not hentai,
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: but like I have been asked a million times to
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: be like like, that's like a scary noise, but it's
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: not porn.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: But Tyler he's obsessed with ti so like I heal
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: phone sound like that, like like.
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: Like octopus tentacles invading women And yeah, we talked about that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Weird.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a there's a game for kids. In the
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: commercial for this game called mister Bucket, it kind of
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: reminded me that, uh that and is for nuts song,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Uh huh Yeah, mister Bulkan yeah, like you have like
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: this face on it and these like balls would pop
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: out and you had to like that. Yeah, well here's
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the here's the car.
• 33:30
  Speaker 17: That's right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I'm mister b I'm mister.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Mister Bok. Put your balls in my top. Yeah, and
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: then your balls pop out of his mouth. Mister the game,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: mister Bucket the first to get their balls and the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: mister Bucket wins.
• 33:49
  Speaker 18: But look out, the balls will pop out.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Of his mouth. The ball my mouth.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'm mister bass, mister Bucket from Milton brat Man.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I remember as a kid watching that on TV.
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: This is just competitive cleaning the balls.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: You just put them back in the bucket.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Favorite game exactly organized.
• 34:13
  Speaker 14: Is for net Net on my head, Net on my nose,
• 34:19
  Speaker 14: Net in my mouth.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Crunch crunch, Oh, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch crunch.
• 34:30
  Speaker 14: Ah ne on my nose, Net in my mouth, crunch crunch.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: All right, more what it shows that I'm not wearing
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: a helmet.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna wear a helmet.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Likes straight up. You guys are idiots. Show show show,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Welcome back.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Where's the where's Morgan? Morgan? Somebody bring Morgie. I know
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: what you can hear us, So.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Jump on it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to get a I just want to
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: get an update. How's how's things going? My wife asked
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: me yesterday, and I did that thing like you know
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: most guys, no, but you hang out with your friends
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: and whatever and you know, oh hey, how to go
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: with menace? Oh god?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: So how's he doing? How's it going?
• 35:22
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you didn't talk to like, well,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: he's getting married?
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: You spent two hours with him?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: No? Yeah, I know, but well are they going on
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: the honeymoon?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I call him.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: So my wife's asking me, like, you know, all the details,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: like what's what's going on? Like how's the what's dog?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: The dog?
• 35:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have been wanting to ask you, but I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: want to give you space.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's what. That's what. That's what my wife said.
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I don't want to, but I figured since you you
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: mentioned on the air, we can like just check in
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: on an update because I know people are curious, you know, and.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: It's nice of y'all to ask.
• 35:55
  Speaker 15: He's it's really nice, yeah, very very nice. He an't
• 36:00
  Speaker 15: walk or move so like his front legs are fine.
• 36:03
  Speaker 15: But anytime he needs to go outside, if he doesn't
• 36:06
  Speaker 15: pee on himself in the house, I have to use
• 36:09
  Speaker 15: this towel or I just bought this sling and I
• 36:12
  Speaker 15: like kind of wheel barrel.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So what do they say? That was again like like
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: what's causing that? He can't they know? They don't know
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: that they do like any imaging or things like that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: They can for more money that He's very like, I
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: got to know if you did that already.
• 36:26
  Speaker 15: No, I did all the x rays, I did the
• 36:27
  Speaker 15: blood tests and all that, and it came back diabetes
• 36:29
  Speaker 15: and arthritis, right, but that was nothing really new.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: So yeah, I mean he's with it mentally. That's why
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: I just don't know what to do yet. But it's
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: it's weird.
• 36:38
  Speaker 15: I was telling Gina that earlier, that we're getting this
• 36:42
  Speaker 15: weird communication going where he can tell me now like
• 36:45
  Speaker 15: he needs to go to the bathroom and so kind
• 36:48
  Speaker 15: of like signal to me or kind of try and
• 36:49
  Speaker 15: get up, and I'm like, okay, let's let's go wherever
• 36:52
  Speaker 15: you need to go, drink water whatever.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not even joking, But have you tried marijuana.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: I was giving for you?
• 36:58
  Speaker 15: Yeah, well I was giving him cebe before I took
• 37:00
  Speaker 15: him to the VET a couple of weeks ago, and
• 37:03
  Speaker 15: I think that was helping. But again, all the meds
• 37:06
  Speaker 15: he's on right now, he's so sedated that that itself
• 37:08
  Speaker 15: is making it look like he's done.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Is he's still?
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: Is he still? Like does he get excited about food?
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he'll still.
• 37:15
  Speaker 15: Eat, but he's not like he doesn't get excited anymore
• 37:19
  Speaker 15: because he can't. Oh yeah, he's not wagging his tail,
• 37:21
  Speaker 15: He's not you know, he'll move his front legs.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: But so what's the uh, what's your thought? Like, what's
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: your plan right now? Just kind of keep this.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: God, I don't know.
• 37:32
  Speaker 15: The vet wants me to start doing insulin shots, so
• 37:34
  Speaker 15: depending on how much that costs, I'm gonna try that
• 37:36
  Speaker 15: for a while. And like it sounds so dark, but
• 37:40
  Speaker 15: ideally like he just dies at home with me, you know,
• 37:43
  Speaker 15: like I don't want to take him to get back.
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: What do they think insulin shots are going to do?
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: It restores walking?
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: That's the thing.
• 37:49
  Speaker 15: They can't answer that for me, of course, So that's
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: where the decision comes of.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Like they sure can give you a quote though, all
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, Uh, you know, when we got back
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: on our trip. You know, it was happening a little
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: bit right before we left, like our dog was not
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: putting much weight on her back left leg, and we
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: thought she just kind of like you know, tweaked it
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: or whatever. But like it's been a week and we're like, hummm,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: she seems otherwise fine. She eats when I walk in
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: the house, she grabs a toy, she runs the front door.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Tail's going, she's like to see me. I go, hll right,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: and maybe she's just like there's I don't know, she
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: tweaked it or something.
• 38:24
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Well, finally we took her to the vet yesterday and
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: she is like, your husband, she snapped her like what,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: it's the dog.
• 38:33
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So there were like basically two ligaments that go
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: that kind of criss cross their knees, which I didn't
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: realize that dogs had knees.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Dogs get diabetes.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so yeah, so she in playing or
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: doing something. It happens with bigger dogs all the time
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: because all like, especially as they get older, they'll run,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: but it can even happen to young puppies and stuff.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: They'll run and they'll change the direction really quick, and
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: that's like how h yeah, acl same kind of thing.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: So now she has to have surgery.
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: Oh no, well we got a good surgeon talking about
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: expensive Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: Guess this point though, the CVD really helps until then,
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: does it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Now the good news is because you know, she's
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: a Golden Retriever. Golden Retrievers have like notoriously terrible hips.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: They end up having like hip dysplasia and all the
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: other thing. They did the imaging thing yesterday and like
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: the hips are great, it's just this one thing. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: apparently this surgery that she's got to have, like it
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: sucks the first week after because you got to like
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: kind of almost do everything. Yeahah, but it's an eight
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: week recovery. And this is my first experience ever with
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: you know what's going on. So as we were talking
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: about this, that's when my wife yesterday said, Hey, I
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: want to reach out to Morgan, but she didn't want to.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, you just gave.
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: Me an idea, Woody and Morgan. Okay, So this is
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: gonna sound insane and it's probably a bad idea. That
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: being said, we have not one, but two wheelchairs in
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: our house. Could you pick up Jeffrey put him in
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: the wheelchair? And like take him on a walk.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: He wouldn't fit.
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: It's huge, it's giant.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Why do you want to put a dog around on
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: a wheelchair?
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: Them dragging him on a blanket and.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: To go for a walk just just it was.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: Just to wheel him wherever he needs to go.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: But I would love to go on a walk with him.
• 40:15
  Speaker 15: That's another thing with losing animals is all these things
• 40:18
  Speaker 15: happen and I didn't realize, Oh that was our last
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: walk a couple of days ago. Oh that was the
• 40:22
  Speaker 15: last time he'll get on the couch with me. So
• 40:24
  Speaker 15: I would love to wheel him around.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: There we got an extra one.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: You see those videos? You ever see the videos where
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: parents what what? I think? It's like the dogs last
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: day thing?
• 40:34
  Speaker 19: No?
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: Thank god?
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Although man, like I know one time I walked into
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: the vet's office, the same one we went to yesterday,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: and on the counter they had a thing of chocolates. Yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and it's basically for people who are coming in to
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: give their dog, Like you know, no, no dogs should
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: die without ever tasting chocolate. But I set in the
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: heaven with chocolate. Mike, why would you have this run
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: in the front desk for me? I absolutely hate being
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: at it at the that a long time sitting in
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: the lobby because eventually you'll hear people sobbing.
• 41:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the last time was on the Colchoy. There
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: was those videos where people are posting you know that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: you you don't realize the last time you ever pick
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: up and hold your child? Right, So like when's the
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: last time your mom like picked you up and held
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: you right. So you have these people who have like
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: fifteen year olds and they're like all right, yeah. They
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: go all right, I'm gonna pick you up. And they're
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: like what, I'm gonna pick you up and I'm just
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: gonna hug you and I need you to be okay
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: with it. Yeah, and they're like so that way, and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: you see these moms, these moms like picking these fifteen
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: year olds up, the boys, yeah, and there, wrap your
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: legs around, wrap your legs around, and then they're holding
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: on to them and then they start crying and stuff
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: like that because it's like this is the last time
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: they're ever gonna hold their their kid. And then your yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: and you're pushing mom r wheelchair and they're like, yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: this is weird.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Uh. There's a dog in Kansas who was running away
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: from fourth to July firework fell into a fifteen foot
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: deep well. I know he is safe though, because someone
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: heard him crying for help. So the animal control officers,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: please five fires. They all work together to pull him
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: out of the well. He's like the baby Jessica of Dugan. Yeah,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: so got away. They got him cleaned up. They fed
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: him some brisket, which you know, he he's all good now,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: and they've decided to name him Brisket's Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: See in some other Dugan news, a heroic little Dugan
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: in Connecticut save the day. Six year old boy standing
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: in the driveway. All of a sudden, this black bear
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: appears out of nowhere and starts running toward this kid.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, Like, dude, you see these stories. There's a guy,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: it was on his drive driveway cam and he's just
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: walking out to his car a normal day, opens the door.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: There was a friggin bear in there in the car,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: in the car waiting for it, and he jumps like
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: whoa the bears Just like my question is like, how
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: did the bear get in there?
• 42:56
  Speaker 20: Right?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: People? Because the doors were closed.
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: Window opens like.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: He had the door. He didn't leave the door of
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: the truck open. He came out like the next day,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: and the and the bears in there and the doors
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: closed behind him.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I mean they can lift trash cans and.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Stuff, so they Yeah. Anyway, so again the six year
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: old boys in the driveway. All of a sudden, there's
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: a black bear now charging towards them. Kids standing there
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: not sure what to do. The family's husky comes bolting
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: out starts barking up a storm to get the bear
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: to go away. So the dog put itself between the
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: boy and the bear, and then the little duken bit
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: the bear on the ass, which finally got the bear
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: to go away. It's pretty cool. There's a video of
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: the whole thing, and here's a clip of the boys
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: dad talking about this on the news.
• 43:47
  Speaker 16: She always puts herself like in between strangers and the kids.
• 43:52
  Speaker 16: But you know, you always wonder in the back of
• 43:54
  Speaker 16: your head, like what's going to happen if if she
• 43:56
  Speaker 16: needs to protect us, And now now we.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, the kid was unharmed, the little dude and
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: got a steak dinner, and I know, the goodest boy.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my grandma had a German shepherd that used to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: put itself between me and the roadway. So as kind
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of like created a little barrier.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Just a video that's been shared a ton over the
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: last year or so, where you know, it's it's an
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: again like an outside surveillance kind of camera looking thing.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And there's a guy on the other side of the
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: street walking the dog off leash, and then there's a family,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: little kid who's walking and this dog across the street
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: starts running toward this kid like aggressively, not like oh,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go play, And here comes the boy's dog
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: and jumps right in hell yeah and starts scrapping. If
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: you ever watch like Lady in the Tramp, you know
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: where you know the tramp comes to the to the
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: rescue and starts chopping up with all the other dogs
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: that are about to cause trouble, and uh, you know,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: uh protected the kid because then the mom was able
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: to get over there and pick the she can still
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: pick the kid up. He's yeah, picked the kid up.
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: And you are you supposed to stick your finger in
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: the dog's butt to get them to stop?
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, you just stop fighting?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that right? That's what came up with that.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: It turns out you want to get them to stop fighting, just.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Say you want to finger a dog.
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: My favorite thing that my two dogs do is I
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: have one that's like always acting like it's going to
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: go run and attack something, and I'll go halfway just
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: to wait for the other dog to blow past it.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And actually, like, you know, handle business eight seven food, well,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: good luck and uh, you know, keep keep this up.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of people are interested, but they don't. They
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: don't want to. They don't want to bother.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You with it, you know.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I don't want to keep posting about it
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: because it's sad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: So well, no, it's it's sad. But people number one,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: people care about you. More importantly, people care about animals. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: what I mean, like they like you, they love animal.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I know how much you love the term hack. This
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: is a good pro tip.
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: Oh better than hack, but just tip tip.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I guess from a professional though, is there?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, you know I've seen all the stories and
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: people are like, man, I don't know what I'm gonna
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: do now. Student loan payments just went through the roof
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: for a lot of people, and things were already expensive,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: and so you know, now you're you're unlike the government,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You're forced to then go back through your budget and
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: figure out how to make things go, To make a
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: make a dollar stretch even more right, by all means
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: start buying garbage from the Taylor Swift wedding bags of
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: air off of eBay for fifty thousand.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Dollars literal garbage.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: But other people are actually going through and you know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: trying to trying to make things work. This guy, he
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: shared his trick on how he feeds his family of
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: five for under fifty bucks at chick fil A. Oh okay, yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: it kind of reminds me of but people are doing
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: it Chipotle, where they would go and they would get
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: like the just the extra.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: Torti yes, and make their own burritos.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and asked for whatever. There was some there was
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: some math to it where it's like, if you did this,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: you end up getting this percentage more food out of it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they get a bowl and ask for a tortilla.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like even if you're not interested in the fries,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: it's better to get the meal because if you just
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: ordered the sandwich and the drink by themself, yeah, you
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: might as well just order the stupid thing with the
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: fries and like Greg says, just throw them away.
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: You know, just sure it's America.
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: Ye.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, so here's what this guy he's how
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: he does the family of five for under fifty bucks.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: They're at Chick fil A.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: We order thirty nuggets seventeen dollars.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: They each get the buttered twenty five cents each. All right,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: so thirty thirty piece nugget right, I always forget you
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: can order just separate buns, like but they put the
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: sandwiches on, you know, like the buttered buns at the
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Chick fil A. They're forty five cents. So you get
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: the thirty piece chicken nuggets for seventeen bucks. You order
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: the buns, the extra buns separate.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we order thirty nuggets seventeen dollars. They each get
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: the buttered bun twenty five cents each. So for seventy
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: five cents, we get the buns. For twenty dollars. Every
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: kid gets a.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Fried chicken sandwich.
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fill it up, make their own sandwich.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: We have saved so much money.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just telling you can eat under forty five dollars
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: that chick play as a family of five.
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I like that.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: Now Sea Bass will argue because you just recently and
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: you can see it on Nobody Show Instagram page.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you could do a whole week's worth of food
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: for a family of five, food under thirty five.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see the people take an issue or the arguments. Oh,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I've not looked at any comments your point. We had
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: somebody on staff how to comment about this.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, Morgan, let me say to this guy's point, I
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: do appreciate what this dad's doing.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a smart move.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: If they're gonna sug you, those buttered buns were twenty
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: five cents. I just buy buns all day. The argument
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: is not healthy, it's all processed.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: It's you got to tell you about process There was
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: no macro nutrient stuff that people counted. That's that's absolutely wrong.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: I showed the macros I gave Vaughn, and I designed
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: that for like more than twice your daily protein.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: That's Morgan said it wasn't healthy. Well, she's that's that's
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: she doesn't know that's not healthy. But when she was
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: doing that, you know the training for trying to cut weight.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: But you can't argue. You can't tell me that a person,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: you know, a normal height, weight person who's doing a
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: lot of physical activity. It's healthy to have half a
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: chicken breast and that's all you've eaten for the day.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: That's that's a very specific source. But no, that's you
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. You can't you can't argue that
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: that's healthy. You only had for the entire day. The
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: only thing you put in your body was half of
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: a tree.
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: I don't think she would say that was healthy either, right,
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: But like you said, she had a goal.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: That's she She didn't.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: She just looked closer, because that's those were whole fruits
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: and vegetables, dogs.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Beans, eggs like that was.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: There was nothing in their process outside of maybe the
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: French fries, which I only threw in there.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: As a as a treat, a treat for men. All right,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: maniss do some quick math?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Were thirty nuggets seventeen dollars.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: There's thirty nuggets. He's got five forget the price. He's
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: got thirty nuggets and there's five people. How many nuggets
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: does each person get their for their for their buttered bunt?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so there's thirty nuggets. Huh five people? Yes, they
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: get four and a half nuggets. Four and a half.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: That's ballpark five nuggets. Closer, five and a half closer warmer.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Six nuggets. Yeah, I mean it's nugs. That's the most
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: basic of math.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: And because I'm a pig, imagine thinking six nuggets as
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a meal. Please.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like Greg always for used to criticize people like, well,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: you know, for snack, if you're hungry, you just have
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: five allmuns.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally five five, And I'm so satisfied. That's what
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I met with first five. But if I'm hungry have
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: five omits. I don't know if I could go on
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: with my day after its being that full?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Did I miss it? But did this guy mention fries?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: And Sodi's no, No, what the hell? Man? You got?
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: You said? Five people chicken? What about the sides? The
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: whole idea is you could do it for under a
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: certain amount of money, you can actually go to it.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: You get like two meals. Now it used to be,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: you know, you walk into the grocery store and I
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: don't know what it was, man, where whether I bought
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: a ton of stuff or I bought four things, it
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: was fifty bucks every single time. It was almost like
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: it was a like a trick.
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: It was.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Now it's like, can you get out of the grocery
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: store for less than one hundred bucks or somewhere close
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: to one hundred bucks. You know, I'm saying just in general,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: like it just seemed because even normal things, how much
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: they've they've gone up in like how much they've gone
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: up and costs, you know, comparatively to what you know,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: even not that long ago.
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: If you're not paying attention. And I agree with you, yes,
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: but it's really dial in, you can for.
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: Sure, Yeah, definitely, it's it's very real. Because I told
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: you I took the kid to the drive through for
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: McDonald's breakfast after any went surgery.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Which is delicious. You agreed.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: We got two He got a sausage biscuit. I got
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: the egg McMuffin, two Hash browns, two orange juices, twenty
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: five dollars.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was shocked.
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean think about like, you know, value meal. Yeah,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: you used to be able to hit up that that
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: do menu and yeah, but they're really like hacking these
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know these value meals to be cheap again
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: because they need people.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: To go to these.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there actually has been a bigger push toward
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: that more recently. Yeah, they got out of control there
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: for a minute. Wasn't it like a big Mac was
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: like fifteen dollars or something. It still is.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: You have to like, well, that is saying there's a
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: very slim Let's take McDonald's for example, but their extra
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: value meal, which is you know, either the burger or
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: the chicken fried chicken sandwich and that's five or sixty
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: nine depending what city in the way, that comes with
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: the small fries like four nuggets and a small drink.
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they had the like that value meal, like
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: the four for four deal or something like that. No, I
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: just had it the other day, four for four, Like well, no.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I maybe I'm saying the wrong name, but you get
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: french fries, chicken nuggets, uh, a burger.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And oh right, it's four for four hundred.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, that's I just mentioned to you.
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: It's it's like it's McDonald's no longer features.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: The four that was at least six or seven bucks
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: as something else, and like like Wendy's have something that's
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: like the two for it's like the Biggie bag and
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: it's like, but that's that that starts at six bucks
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: and it goes like six, eight, ten. I mean, Sammy
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: can really break it down for it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, damn it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I brought this up because I'm
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: starving now I have to do that. I got a
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: blood test after the show. Yeah. Last thing I had
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: was you know whatever early dinner we had.
• 53:52
  Speaker 12: Ye.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Yeah, it's and I gotta wait it out
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: until after work, starving drinking water like a pund a losers, right,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I have to pay for that water. At least I
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: did good good. Yeah, don't get anything out the tap.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I did well.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: No, I like this, uh smart Yeah, the smart water alkaline? Goodale,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: go for alkaline. There is a different taste to it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I like it. It's not cilantro fresh. You know, there's
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: something about the alkaline water compared to even the other
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Like if you've got smart water, there's like some I
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: don't know what it is in the water. There's a
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: there is a taste. This with Sammy. Yes, I agree
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: that minerals do at impart the taste and go to
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: pay for this. That's why I bought.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I got one hundred percent on your blind
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: tasts with water. By the way, everyone's saying it all
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: tastes the same, It's not true.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: I'm saying I'm saying it's not it's not worth the taste.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: It might would be my argument.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: I think it is.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I think water that quote tastes good. Is water that
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: tastes like nothing, that's good water.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, somebody said you have no taste.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: Somebody said with water, the temperature is the flavor, and
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: I totally agree.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: Well, smart ice waters taste the best.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Smart is my favorite water because of taste. I think
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: it does taste the best, even not the alkaline thing.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: But I think the argument is if you want something with taste,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: get something other than water. Totally it's gonna be water
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: like I understand. But a lot of these bottle waters
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: they taste like as dude, if you have flavor in
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: your water, drink tap water. Sometimes it smells like onions.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: All smells like coca or I.
• 55:23
  Speaker 21: Could barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 55:27
  Speaker 13: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: bags to I don't think you're gonna remember.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I just quick follow up on the water discussion. Shut
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: out water, worst bottled water.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Based on consumer reviews, Somalia, taste tests, independent analysis, all
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. These are the brands often or
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: sighted the most often for various quality or taste issues.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Worst one is Desani. Yeah I've heard that before. Yeah. Really,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: it's just heavily processed tapwater, like so Coca Cola is
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: the one that bottles it and they just add salt. Yeah,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: and it got like this kind of chemical or metallic
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: aftertaste that people people report. That's the worst one of
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: the most. And then you got Aquafina garbage similar to Sonny.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: It's Pepsi though, so Pepsi just bottles public municipal tap water,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: puts it in bottles and cells to the people. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: then you got Avion, which has always kind of like
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: been seen as like a fancy one, at least back
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: in the day. It's one of the ogs. Yeah, that
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: one always has like a bunch of crap in it,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: and you know, people don't like the taste. And then
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the Nestley Pure Life out Ice Mountain, Uh, that is
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: seen as a really I mean, I think Nestly bottled water.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it sounds trashy. Really, it doesn't sound
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: like Avion sounds fat. Like if Avion sounds fancy, Nestle
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Pure Life water sounds trashy.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: That's always cheap.
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you'll see like events and people are giving it
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: out for.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the people that stand outside stadiums have a
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: cooler and there's something the water. It's filled with Nestley
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Pure Life and the bootleg shirts. I'm surprised the arrowheads
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: not on that list.
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: Rystal Geyser, I drink a lot.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear something funny speaking of something
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: that sounds trashy. Greg made an interesting thing, an interesting comment,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: and we're like, what are you talking about.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I think I think plums and plum trees are trashy.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: He thinks plums I've never Gina said something about prunes.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: She goes, well, they're just dried plums, and then Greg says,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: you know, I've never had a plum. I got on
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: how you never had like men as avoiding vegetables like
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: the plague.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Or avoid fruit. I just don't like fruit.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: It's good man.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. And I always think plums are
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: trashy because where I grew up, they kind of just
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: sprouted up like weeds basically, like no, like nobody planted
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: this plum tree there, like like trashy public schools in
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the corner of like the basketball court outside, Like, oh,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: a plumb tree just popped up, like just out of
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: the blue under an overpass.
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: I've never seen a brand.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: There's all these homeless people and right next to them
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: plum tree.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: But you don't like waiste. Did you ever be like
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna pull a plum off and eat it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: No, we would take whatever we a plum tree popped
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: up in our front yard. Never, we would give it
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to the deer.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: You had a plum tree in your front yard, you
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: have never eaten a.
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: Plump I love plum.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Curious why I understand people don't like vegetables more they
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: don't like fruit, Like, like, what's what's not to like
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: about fruit? It's so good.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Never been a fruit person. The only thing I've eaten
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: lately in the fruit world is pineapples. I think those
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: are good. That to make the yeah no drink, I
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: know everything in the world has to go back to that.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: But no, what purpose, Like if you don't eat fruit,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: what purpose would you have for eating pineapple?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It was at the store, it was all cut up,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, I'm going to get that. That
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: should be good for me, and I kind of kept
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: doing it. But other than that, I'll pass up on
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a banana and apple. I can't even tell you what
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: decade the last time I ate an apple was.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: What about grapes? Strawberryberries, fruit.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: It's so weird because I grew up probably like a
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: hour and a half south of where Gray grew up.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: And he's right though, like even in the hood, like
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: random mass.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Like just plum trees, fruit trees, just like both of
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: guys originally from California. Yeah, like that, like there were
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: no fruit trees. Yeah, this is like lemon trees New
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Jersey trees. I'm talking about like in the middle of
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: places that.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Are like covered graffiti. They'll be like or like some
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: abandoned parking lot and there's a plum tree.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: You're from Tennessee, Sea Mass you just have like trees
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: popping up like that, like fruit trees. The only thing
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: did you ever know somebody had a fruit tree?
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: We had one neighborhood a crab apple tree. So that's inedible. Yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: we tried eating them once we were little kids. It's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: just like the most sour, harsh thing in the world.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Sammy Massachusetts berries.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: I remember there being like random wild berries around.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: We had blackberries. When I grew up on a farm
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: for three years ago, we had little blackberries.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember the only berries. I remember seeing
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: the ones. They always warned the kids don't eat. They
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: were super poisoned. They're like these little tiny red yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: the little red ones. Yeah, you'll get really sick. If
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: you're in South Florida, you get coconuts. Yeah, No, Florida, California, Okay,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: people have fruit trees.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 9: It's like in your yard, are you rich?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: When someone says, oh, you know, plums are trashy, I.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: With trash kind of like all the public schools. As
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: far as flowers went, it was geraniums and like those
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: are the most basic, bitch good black love garbage flower.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I could see this for lemon trees.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 10: I grew up in California and there are eighteen lemon
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 10: trees on my block and everyone was giving us lemons
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: or lined constantly, and.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe grapefruits as well. To be super common where I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: grew up.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's weird and uh, you know, not a nice
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: area Stockton, California, and Nick Diaz is from there, like
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: you know, the f UFC fighters, So you can get
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: an idea of the area. But the they had like
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: all these water canals and so like I'll go on boats.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: I'll go on like these little dinghy boats and like
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: pig blackberries from like the side of.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 22: The get on a little tiny I think in New
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 22: England you have like a cranberry bog in your backyard
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 22: or something, right, cranberry for cranberry.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Do you know you know where cranberries come from? Right?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Like they're in water and they easy just made harvest
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: them as yet you flood to bob to the surface.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: I have no I have not seen that only in
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: the commercial.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched some video one time, like wow, look
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: at that so cool? Weird, right, yeah, pretty neat they
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: speaking of which they do that in Louisiana with the
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: rice patties and with shrimp. They'll put the shrimp. They'll
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: flood the rice paddy after I think, after they harvest it,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: throw the little shrimps in there and come back and bit.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Its great that we don't right there you go food
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: text over to two to nine eight seven. We'll take
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: a break that we're going to come back moregasms. You
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: guys forever need that. So we've sent her to a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: bunch of different places over the years. The ice cream
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: place I think is my favorite overall so far, but
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I mean there's been some really good ones.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: This time we send her to the deli counter, Yes, okay,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: because they're always so friendly there. Oh yeah, And as
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: we discussed here recently, was what's get out of here
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: with your orgasming? She wouldn't even have an opportunity to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: do it. They would just ignore her. Yeah, to stand
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: there waiting to morgasm. Yeah, so we'll see how awkward
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: and uncomfortable that gets next on The Woody Show.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 16: Hanger would be considered a preservative, genetically.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 17: Modified, genetically modified origin.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 11: Maybe, Yes, it's exactly right, The wood Show, The Woody Show.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Jeff, this is a this is the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: first for you, right, this is your first ever Woody
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Show or morgasms segment on The Woody Show. Are you ready?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 23: I actually previewed some of the clips as part of
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 23: my day to day duties here. Yeah, and I will
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 23: tell you I was so uncomfortable, Like I was blessing
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 23: over there at my dad because I don't want to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 23: picture Morgan in that light.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean. You might have been
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: rotten up or something.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, no, workers no no, but it
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 10: was it was uncomfortable.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. That's that's the whole thing success. Awkward
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: moments its uncomfortable encounters.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: Imagine how uncomfortable you feel listening to it? What if
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: you were there doing fun.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: We've had We've had Morgan go to a number of
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: different places. One of my favorite was the ice cream
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: show up. We did the Costco samples, the flower shop,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: the furniture store, the Halloween store with my mother. Yeah,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: because she had a mom with her at the Halloween store.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: That would love how her mom coached her. Yeah, you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: need she even.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: Coached me with this one.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 15: She's like she knew I was, you know, working on
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 15: it for a while. And she's like, Morgan, did you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 15: mix up your moans? Are you doing the same sound?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So Morgan goes to different places. Now, this one
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: is the grocery store deli counter and she goes and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: that's where people will get samples or have questions about things.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Hey let me you know, can I try you know,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: the board's head whatever? And uh And then her reaction
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: to it are these you know, fake like the when
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Harry met Sally scene, you know, the fake right right,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: and it just kind of get like the the reaction
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: and can you can you just imagine? My favorite was
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: that kid at the ice cream store.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: He didn't know what to do, right, Yeah, he's like, yes,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: he's still talking about.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 15: The best one is like I tried all those samples
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 15: and I settled with vanilla, and he was like, you.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Want after all that? Yeah, here's the where's the uh yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: this is the one. Just his reaction to this one
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: was my favorite.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Let me try another one, all right, let me see,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: I like nuts in my mouth. I want to find
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: one that's.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: Uh, you know what.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: Let me try this almond fudge on things?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 9: Oh my oh.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah bruh.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: It reminded me of that scene in the Old School
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: where Frank the Tank shoots himself in the neck with
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: a tranquilizer dart on the market. Yeah got her Mexican?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Yes cool, Yeah, it is cool. They say, can puncture
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: the skin of a rhino from Ah, yes, that's awesome.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah. He was very much a skater bro.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: All right, So you walk into the grocery store, you
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: had a to the deli counter walk to what happened.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: And shocker, no one was there when I.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 15: Yeah, which, you know what, I've actually never bought deli
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 15: from a deli counter until now, so I didn't really
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 15: know what to expect, right, But the guy, you know,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 15: he sees me there. He only took a minute, so
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 15: it's not as bad as your grocery store wady. And
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 15: then yeah, I asked for my first sample.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: All right, okay, what would you like?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: I'm not really sure yet, I just know that I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: like roast beef. Can I try a sample?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: Can I try the low sodium one?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 12: Oh? Thank you.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 15: I have my mom in my head, like, and I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 15: always like to ease into it.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: I don't want to climax right away. I don't want
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: to know it to too easy.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, teaching me that you can get sample
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: of the deli count you can. I never knew that.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 15: I didn't know that. I kind of thought he'd be like, no,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 15: you can't do that.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: You get a little slice.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, it could be a real pain in the
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: ass because if they don't have like already presliced of
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: whatever you want to try it, then they had to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: take the thing out one little slice down, go try this.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 15: And luckily, at the beginning, when I first walked up.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 15: No one else was there waiting. Oh my god, he
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 15: had a little patience.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I don't feel bad for the employees, especially if
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: they're dudes. This is the best thing that's happened to them,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: because like, dude, you got a great story out of it. True,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: not even from like a pervy point of view. It's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: just like something happened today. You went home, you told
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: all your homies, like, dude, this chick came in today, but.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: Nobody's going to believe you.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 15: But yeah, he he was the typical employee, Like I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 15: don't even know how he got the job because he
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 15: looked like he just hated his life.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: Right, he did not want to be there.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 15: So I tried the low sodium one, and then I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 15: wanted to try something with some.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Sodium moorgasms at the grocery store deli counter.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I don't. Can I try the regular one?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Can I try the angus season gross beef one? I'm
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: so sorry, I actually don't like the roast beef. I'm
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: not lesbian, So can I Is there something else?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Lesbion?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 15: You can barely hear him because again there's a big counter.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 15: It's refrigerated, so there's noise. But he was saying like, okay.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, wasted wasted, no time.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right into I tried the angus season roast beef.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 15: Technical grocery store music, maybe like upper twenties, lower thirties.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: Pay I should love this great day.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 15: Younger than me maybe, but yeah, and that was I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 15: always like to go in with some lines prepared. I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 15: black out a little right because I'm embarrassed. But the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 15: one line I remembered this time was the lesbian line,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 15: and I thought for sure that would make him laugh.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: But nothing.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: I almost repeated myself to make sure he heard it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, did you hear what I said? Yeah? It
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: was not a lesbian Yeah, lesbian bitch curtains, come on
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: moorgasms here at the grocery store deli counter.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, enough with the roast beef. Let's try a new meat.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: Is there a turkey one I can try?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: They're all right there?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 12: Okay?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: Can I can I do the mesquite smoked turkey?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Was he getting frustrated?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Not having it?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 15: Yeah, there was some time, you know, in between before
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 15: he answered, But I'm literally looking at all the meats
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 15: with the labels. Yeah, so when I asked him, Is
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 15: there another one?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 9: He's like, yeah, yeah, is.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: There a turkey one?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 18: I can try?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: They're all right there, okay?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 15: Can I Can I do the mesquite smoked turkey?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 14: Bitch?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Do you want anything else?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 9: That sounded right out of a movie?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Anything else?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 15: At this point, there's another person standing at the deli counter,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 15: but thank god there was another employee helping them, so
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 15: they weren't like waiting.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sure they heard me right, but.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: I gotta hear that guy again?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Is anything else? Could I get you anything else?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 12: Here? Oh?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: Thanks?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Do you want anything else? Your phone sitting on.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 15: The counter, No, I have it in my hand. You did,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 15: but in same with like the ice cream shop when
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 15: I do it. Thank god it's not video because I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 15: have my hand like almost in their faces audio.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: And then shout out sport. It's helped me, you know,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: enhance the audio.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Of course, Yes, we can hear the guy. That's part
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: of it. You're right, like the reaction is like is
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: the best part.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: The very little reaction that I'm getting and more so
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: one more? I love the turkey? But how about low sodium?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Do you want anything else?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm just gonna do a quarter pound of the
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: of the Yeah, this mescape.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 12: Turkey, pace e, give me a minute. I'm so sorry.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: Tries to try the low sodium when I just noticed you.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: How though, income help you. They'll be here and.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: Oh no, sorry, sorry, it's okay. I'll just stick with
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: this one.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, leave.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: He was gonna put me off on someone else. Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: It sounds like of those books on tape, you know
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: when they act out.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: The I mean like that's the level of acting like
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: someone will help you.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, he did not want to be there.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, yes, depraved.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: I hope he's still alive.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: If you didn't make his day, his day cannot be made.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 12: Oh, thank you.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: Food's good.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be like, yeah, it's so good. Oh yeah,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Nice.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Nice work, Thank you.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: And I got suckered into buying the turkey that I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 15: asked him for because I didn't want to leave it
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 15: at the old We would have done that, Greg, But
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 15: then I think about what you say and like, don't
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 15: leave stuff in the store for them to put away.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 9: Turkey is good though, it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: Was really good, And you know what if he was annoyed.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I say, good, Yeah, I've reconsidered my pines because of
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: all the all the trouble I've had recently at the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: grocery store deli with the attitude from them. If this
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: is the worst I got to put up with and
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: they're annoyed by it, good, yeah, dude, you should. It's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: like it's like this old lady and she's mean.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 15: See I would have preferred an older woman, the mean
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 15: old lady.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: So sports with the gee Jeff, all right, Jeff, g
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: what's happening in sports? What do you show?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 10: The Dodgers fumbled the bag yesterday, a couple of airs
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 10: in the eighth inning that allowed the Rockies to score
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 10: three runs.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Dodgers lost for three.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 10: One bright spot yesterday though Tiny hit career home run
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 10: number three hundred.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Shall we do it in Spanish?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: Not nearly as good as that go, but the fact
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: that he worked in some Japanese was pretty good too.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: The same two teams tonight at Chevezervine.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Rookie on the.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 10: Mound tonight for the Dodgers onto the Angels. They lost
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 10: to the Rangers yesterday eight to three. That's four ls
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 10: in a row for the Halos World Cup Messi and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 10: Argentina came all the way back from two goals down
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: against Egypt to win three to two. Switzerland beat Columbia
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: and penalty kicks both of those teams moving on to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 10: the quarterfinals which start tomorrow. Basketball News Lake Show signed
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: came On Looney as their backup center.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Good signing.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 10: He won three chips up in Golden State and it's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: only for one year four million bucks, so not bad
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 10: at all and finding you guys ready for some good
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: chie man. The San Antonio Spurs play by play man
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 10: Jacob Toby is in some trouble and the worst part
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: is he told on himself.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: This dude posted on his Instagram story because you have
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: to right, yes, got post about it.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 10: He posted on his story that he cheated on his
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: longtime girlfriend with the sister of one of the Spurs players.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like a firing and an ass kicking are
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: on the way for their stay right here.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 24: I'm jeff g that's a Socals for Jeffers Show.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so dumbass Tyler went to BUCkies brought us all
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: that stuff of you know, all the all the BUCkies hear,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Bellow foods and things like that, Blankies, Blankys, saltwater taffy. No,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: it was like really good, really good. When Greg fitz
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Simmons was here, he like, I'm kind of convinced that
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: the love of saltwater tappy taffy is either an East
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Coast thing or if you're not from the East Coast,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I think you have less of a completely a thing
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 9: So regional it sucks you so hard.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: It doesn't same.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: The only time that I ever saw, because you know,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: I grew up in the San Francisco Bay area, was
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: that p Here thirty nine.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you live in a tourist trap, it's everywhere.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Dollywood has it.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like any of these places, any place that's like
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: a destination. It's kind of white trash.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: Kind of wants to feel old timey.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I feel like where there's a beach and
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: there's a gift shop.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Totally. It's kind of like what Mena says about opera, Like,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: we have movies now it's like a salt water taffy.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: We have other candy.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, well we have bill Pei. Greg, you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: don't have to write checks, right, I mean there's a
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: ton of things.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: It's a nice, you know, stretch. It's not a compare
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: the two.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: I'm you're saying it's old timey, Well it is exactly correct.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: You don't see it in the supermarket checkout. You see
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: at the gift shop in a mountain town, totally.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Straights. How lame it is.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Well, BUCkies in the news because this person was posting
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: online because the employees they started spilling the company tea
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: as they say. This customer said they saw an employee,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: a Bucky's employee, dump about fifty sandwiches right into the trash.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that happens every day, and the employees like
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: chimed in saying, oh dude, it's it's worse than what
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: you think. The stores they throw away about one hundred
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: sandwiches a day. The employees said they do the same
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: with the merch, like once the merch goes out of season,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: it gets destroyed. What, yeah, you've limited. The employee said
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: that they even like shred old clothing so that no
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: one will dumpster dive behind the store.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised they don't do like a food donation things
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: a lot of Like Twitter Joe says that a lot
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: of places Starbucks does in France.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 25: You have to I did look into the food donation thing.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 25: Apparently depending on what city you're in, their city ordnances
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 25: that rules not allow.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: You to donate to a food shelter.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: As for the clothes, nobody had nobody had any defense
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: for the clothes.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: You know, like well and high end brands will slash
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: their stuff before they put it in the dumpster.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: But come on, BUCkies, like your T shirt, it's just
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: like the Amazon returns where it. Yeah, okay, they could
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: ship it to Africa, but it costs more to do
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: that than to you know, talk. Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some restaurants that when I was a kid,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: they were you put their food in the dumpster, the
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: excess food, and then pour bleach all over it.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, discuss Well, I mean, sad don't come from
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: something though. It's not like we don't want people having
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: the It all comes from somebody turned around. Yeah, somebody
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: turned around and tried to sue them because they ate
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: something out of the dumpster and got sick. And they're like,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: well you know what here right, there's way used to
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: make this work.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: We talked about recently the Dale Bakery stores that we
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: shopped a when we were kids, Like, there are ways
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: that the company could either make money, get a tax benefit,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: or at the very at least get great public pr
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: They're not doing it just to be me.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hey, Tyler, I had something else to ask
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: you about while we got you. Yeah. Uh So, National
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Video Game Day there was a list that came out
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: claiming that these are the ten greatest video games of
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: all time. Oh here we go. Okay, Now, I don't
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: know a lot about video games. I'm the guy that
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: plays like Madden, maybe some NHL Hockey and Grand Theft Auto.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: I played Metal Gear Solid back in the day, and
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: that's pretty muchyet other than being a kid and Super
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Front Duck Hunt, I know what you're trying to get
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: me to do, all right. Yeah, so number one, they
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: had the Legend of Zelda or Karina of Time. Arek
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Arena of Time, Old School one as a Minecraft at
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: number two, Super Mario Brothers are number three, Balder's Gate
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: three at number four. Another Zelda game, Breath of the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Breath of the Wind, the Breath of the Wild. That's
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: one of the newer ones, but it's very very good.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: So dorky, yeah, ones sound really like Portal two. He
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: was a kid when I love Nintendo, I thought Zelda
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: was Hella born?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Ever gotten Zelda? Like my kid played Its peaceful because
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of wandering through Resident Evil four at number seven,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Elden Ring at number eight, Half Life two at number nine,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Red Red Dead, Redemption Big one with uh Tyler Right,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: that's my personal favorite. I have two tattoos for it.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Is there anything he doesn't.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Have a tattoo for that's a Yeah, it's that important
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: in his life. That's a that's a number ten. Now
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: the only g t A game on the list Grand
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Theft Auto four at number fifteen, and Grand Theft Auto
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: five is like the second best selling game of all time.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: What city was Foreign four was?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I think New York, like a New York type city.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: His like knowledge with a lot of this video game
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: stuff and the stuff, the facts and things that he
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: can pull. It's crazy. It's my favorite. It's my favorite
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: flavor of autism. Yeah, like this, it's fun because you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: can ask him anything. It's like a half big, half
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: baked yeah yeah with with with some of those things.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: He just pulls these things out of here, Like how
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: like won I did series. Yeah, eighty four World Series,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Tiger's over padres How Like, is that right? I don't
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: even know if that's right. I say, yeah, who run?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Who won the WrestleMania thirteen.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 25: Well, what do you want? You want the main event?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, my god, not the undercard.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 25: That's the main event was Sid Vicious versus the Undertaker.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 25: I believe Undertaker wins. But the one event or with
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 25: the one fight everyone remembers is the double turn between
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 25: Stone called Steve Austin.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: We all do that. Yeah, it's weird that I could
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: be impressed and judgmental at the same time.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Greg, I love you.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: That is so cool.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Like no Call of Duty on here? I thought that
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: was weird. Yeah, that was big.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 25: Call of Duty Modern Warfare two. It's a great storyline.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 25: But it's just that the games above it are just better.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: What else is missing from the list, Like Halo Halo.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 25: Yeah, I'm actually surprised Halo one and two are not
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 25: on that list.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: You have that, Tao, I do not.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it doesn't that much.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 25: Uncharted great video game series, last of Us, great video
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 25: game series. It's just I like, I like games to
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 25: just have stories and stuff like that. I don't do
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 25: a whole lot of multiplayer anymore. But if it has
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 25: a good solo player story, I'll play it.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: What about like World of Warcraft? Does that?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 25: That one's definitely more just online players like that? Yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 25: it's just that I thought that was what am I thinking?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Of? A gathering? What's the card?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: One?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 12: Magic?
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  Speaker 8: But that's actual like physical cards, like a DECA cards.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: But World Warcraft is like you just roam around online work.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: I'm an e.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: What's the other one? The island thing?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: The yeahs Fortnite all that?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well Fortnight or I should be on that list.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: What about Final Fantasy any of those games?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Tyler?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 25: I never played Final Fantasy. Those came out a little
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 25: bit before my time, so never really.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: So what's your favorite game of all time? Would you say?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: Red Dead Redemption? Red Dead Redemption?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: That's the tattoo you have?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What about the Rainbow one? Do you have any
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: other video game tattoos?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 25: I have one for far Cry five and I have
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 25: one for a Rainbow six seeds.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, single, somehow.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I would kill my kids?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Do you what's the one tattoo you have that you
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: regret the most? How many do you have? Total?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 25: In totally five hundred? No, I think he's got a
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 25: lot of I think that's how many I have, total twelve.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: What's the one like if you can get you have,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: you know, like you can get rid of one. There's
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: no pain going through the removal process. Probably you get
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: to lose one all together, like it never happened.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 25: Which one probably the giant Bible verse I have on
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 25: my arm only because it's huge.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: That's that's why unlegible. Which one is?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 25: It's this big one, like all on my arm, like
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 25: this saying right where it says a good death is
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 25: better than a fine perfume, and no way, a good
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 25: name is better than a fine perfume. And the day
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 25: of death is better than the day of birth.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: And you got that?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 25: Why Yeah, I can't even Yeah that was That was
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 25: my first one when I was like twenty one.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: So that's the meaning you were out your friends.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 25: I mean, like, I do appreciate the meaning for it
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 25: because I believe in having like a good name, and
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 25: I like that My name basically is Tyler. People apparently
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 25: love the dumas Tyler guy associated with it.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: It's a good name.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: Well that tattoo always loved doing the group gathering. I go,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: all right, We're going to do the Tyler tattoo challenge
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: where you can see if you can actually read what
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: it says.
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  Speaker 5: No offense to you in your the life you've lived,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: but that tattoo is about like being honorable and like
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: striving for something, a big accomplishment at the end of
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: your life.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Broh, you're in the mud all the time. Well, like
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: I said, I got it when I was twenty one.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: But that's something that like, you know, William Wallace would
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: get because he like sacrificed for his country.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Tyler.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna let the video game tattoos I did?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, the Bible Verse One's your least favorite?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Do you get? Ready?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 17: Of there?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite tattoo? Probably the Red Dead ones? I
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: just really like that. And what are they?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 25: So I have the two main characters, cowboy hats, and
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 25: then I have the stamina bar.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I think I've seen that one. I was wondering.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 25: Yeah, it's the one that has the heart, the lightning bolt,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 25: and then the eye.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: So now the cowboy hats you use those to cover
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 8: up something else?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, I did.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: What was that?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 25: I had a stupid ass smiley face on my arm?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 25: Oh that was smoking weed right, yes, that was below it.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, smiling face.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 25: That was something I just used to draw when I
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 25: was in high school because I was just born and
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 25: I was a smiley faced But like when I was again,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 25: when I was like twenty one twenty two, I was like, oh,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 25: this looks cool, and as I got older, I was like,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 25: this is incredibly stupid.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Do you have like a wrestling tattoo? I do have
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: one for Undertaker? Yeah yeah cool? Hell yeah brother?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: What other food tattoos do you have?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: Just the pizza best one?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the pizza with the video game one. Why why
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: do you hate ice cream? Why don't you have an
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: ice cream one?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 25: Well that one we did I did in Vegas with Menues,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 25: Like we all got pizza theme tattoos?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Menace got one. Yeah, he's got a pizza tattoos.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: Got a pizza side.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 9: Can we can we pick your next tattoo.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: I'll get back to you on that. It'd be fun.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: He's very picky, you know, the other where it's going
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: the other it's going to be a dong or like
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: you know something you know, Yeah, yeah, we did that
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: to one of my cokers once. We had him do
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: a rose with a penis coming out the middle of
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: the roads. Yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 9: Not going with Morgan. Back in the day, we could
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 9: have him veto one. He could have one veto power.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Are you still hot
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: on tattoos?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 25: It's it's been a while. My last one was in December.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 25: But before that, and what was the last? I have
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 25: my three favorite animals on my legs.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: Yea yeah, dog, No, a bear, no, no tiger. It
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: is a penguin and otter and a beaver. A penguin
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: and otter. And those are your three favorite animal three
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: favorite animals to you. I need to spend hundreds of
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: dollars to get the three animals on my leg It
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: was like fifty bucks, So it was.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: I've been begging them though, like I go, dude, you
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: gotta you gotta do a sleeve on his because the
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 8: way his pizza tattoo.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Is like on his how would you describe where it's located?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Like lower, like the opposite side of my wrist. That
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: lower lower is the first thing you see when you
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: see this guy. Question of the text, where's the stam
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: in the bar?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 25: It is kind of like right where the pizza one
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 25: is it's on like my upper over arm.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be up art?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: Was that correct?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be over your heart for standing up?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I know it should not be over my heart. I'm good,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: all right, thank you, Tyler.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we always have.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: I feel like we've learned so much. Oh yeah, you
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: guys are revealing. You guys always learn a lot when
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: we do.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I definitely do.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: You're an interesting dude, man.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, why do you think I always talk
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: about him? Because he had so much talk about. There's
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: so much to crap on. No, it's so random, you
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: know what it is. It's so everything's always so random.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no real reason, just random.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: I think the the the reason that the theme here
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: is impulses of a fifteen year old.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I love. I go because he takes
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: no recommendations on how to better his life. So it's not.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 25: Look man, sometimes just it's more fun when you just
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 25: do it.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: That's all right, man, showing the Woody Show.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back at this point. Why don't we
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: just all liquidate our bank account and take the money
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: and put.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for real answers, no Woody Show. All right,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: we turn our attention to ce mass nice and yeah,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: I know it's your favorite local news story of the day.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: What do we have here, Well, let's.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Good at the intro real quick.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: We have official intro, an intro that tells you what
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: you're listening to and give you some examples from past editions.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: It's just a love.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: Well, ma'am, I was actually born about me a pizza
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 9: bargo for buggetation finally did their death's roll.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: And so do you know how this fire started?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 9: It was pleasant cousin.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: He's mad because he can't get with me.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 25: Her support animal is.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 20: A goopsolutely show local news.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: It is local news. What do you got for us?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: I found?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: I thought this was a relic of the past, and
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: I'm so excited. There still is a new local news
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: station that does the like dirty dining restaurant and it's
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: so hard because it takes effort.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: And what they do is they find when a restaurant
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: gets closed down for gross stuff, the local news guy
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: shows up. He says, hey, you your bad, which, on
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: one hand I don't like because these are just local
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: you know, restaurants trying to get.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: By On the other hand, I don't want to eat
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: somewhere with rats and mice, cockroaches and stuff. So it
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: is a public service in a sense, but they are
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: there to get people to freak out. Cart knocks and Jason.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: This guy, Jeff Winseer of w p LG ten in Florida,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: had it. It's called dirty dining. He shows up again
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: when somebody's done something gross.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: And here's one edition.
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  Speaker 21: He is Joseph Lay, owner of Esposito's New York coal
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 21: fired Pizza.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Like your mother, your mother has roaches, My.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Mother has roaches. My mother? I mean, is that what
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: are you?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Six years old?
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  Speaker 21: That's the way you handle it instead of coming out
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 21: and talking like a human being, go myself.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a piece of I'd watch just repeats him.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, I'll give Jeff and look, he's an old
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: guyh's been doing local news for a long time.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: You can't you can't just repeat it back to him.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: You gotta give him something like, yeah, okay.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: So repeating the first part about the mom was pretty
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: that was good, okay.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: But like, okay, go after yourself. You're a piece of s.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: If i'm him at that point, I'm going like, well,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: The only s apparently is on your pizza, where the
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: roaches appear to have been dining. You give him a
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: little Chris Hansen, a little something like that little cart arcs.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: So this guy he again, this this guy who's clearly
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: a transplant from New York, New Jersey, ow is telling
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: him to go f himself that his mom has cockroaches.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: And then he This guy comes back out because he
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: doesn't like it. It doesn't like the camera, doesn't like
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: the interview guy showing up to talk about his dirty pizza.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: He goes inside, but he's not done, coming out.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 21: To take a picture of our news vehicle, which is
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 21: frankly a rental. Why don't you answer the question as
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 21: to why you had a roach issue?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Why didn't I suck it?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 16: All right?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: That could be your thing, Like, oh, why don't I go, yeah,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: great idea. You know I would love to do that,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: but I'm pizza. I'm currently busy. And then so this
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: got big. You know, I want to be a tally,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: you want to be sopranos. Typical Northeast stereotype comes up
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: and shoves the camera and pushes my photographer.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Gie, Why why are we pieces? Because you had roaches
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: in your restaurant.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 21: Espositos was allowed to reopen following an order clean up
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 21: and then a roachless reinspection.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: Jeff win Sear Local ten News. Yeah, it's gonna make
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: people in the community want to flock there. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: it's marketing. Hey, you know what they say, there's no
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: such thing as bad publicity.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: I would say roaches and your pizza is bad publicity.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: If I see that, I'm not going there.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're getting a report about being dirty, I'm
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: not going right.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: Which again, so I'm that said, I do appreciate this
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: segment for that reason, Like I do want to know
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: because otherwise it goes onto a government file that I'm
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: never going to see.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: Well, they always talk about even kitchens that pass inspections
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: and everything's fine, you still don't want to see the
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: inner workings of it of your favorite restaurant. You never
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: want to see the kitchen in your favorite restaurant. So
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: can you imagine how bad like if that's not on
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: a one that like a or whatever right restaurant, imagine
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: what one that fails looks like.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 9: I always just pretend like maybe they left a ladder
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 9: in the doorway.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this guy he does go through and it's like,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: you know, chickens stored above the grapes and stuff like that.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: It's like running along the.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: Look you can look look look at open kitchens like
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: your Panda expresses or your chipotles. At the world. You
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: see everywhere everything is.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: You see everything getting prepared essentially, and it's it's not filthy.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: We cover when roaches. Which guy here, this is we're
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: gonna stick on a food tip. This is NBC three,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: Whichita falls where it problem happened at the Arby's speaking
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: of gross a sacred play, And we just had our
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Arby's Herbie story recently. Well, you can tell that one
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: of the local news anchors does not know how to
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: pronounce one of the classic Arby's menu items properly.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 26: Well, wichital falls man with Lynthi arrests Histories back in
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 26: custody after police say he injured someone when he angried
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 26: it through a container of hot a jew into the
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 26: kitchen of the downtown Army's.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Well hot, I know, Gene's right there, yeah, right here,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: he's a hot jew.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, we again this the first jew. First
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: guy didn't really know how to hit the hot a
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: jew there but the lady jew the second lady here
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: from again NBC three, which top falls knew what to do?
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 27: Forty nine year old James Pokey Sims was arrested yesterday
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 27: in charges of assault causing bodily injury and criminal mischief.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 27: The victim told police that when a manager denied Sims
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 27: access to the phone, he became angry and threw a
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 27: container of hot aujou into the kitchen, the contents of
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 27: which landed on the victim's chest, right arm, right hand
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 27: and right thigh.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Man took it right to the chest.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: And that's the way to do it, is you? You know,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: you don't like say, oh hey, no stupid, it's not as.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: You, it's us because it's Fancy's Army's right exactly now,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: which is all falls. I need to spend some time there.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: We had it, we reports, We had a read a
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: news story. Oh yeah, the walmart there, it's like it's
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: like north of Dallas. I think so. But anyway, the
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: guy who did all this, who wanted to use the
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: phone and then.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: Grabbed the beef juice and threw it through to the manager. Shocker,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: this isn't his first run in with the law.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 26: Johnny Jail records show fifty six total arrest on sim since,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 26: including twelve assaults or violent crimes, twenty theft or property
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 26: crimes including arson, and twenty eight public intoxication sanitations.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Nice chat and he's free.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: This is this is MENACE's Island. This is the perfect
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: candidate for that. It's called being outside if you.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: Have well, yeah you are, I've been. I've been publicly
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: intoxicated twenty six times.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: But to Greg's point about public times ocasion, just being
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: present drunk outdoors, They're not gonna bother you. You have to
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: be causing a.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Problem that on whatever.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: You're all right? Throwing at you at the Arby's manager. Yeah,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: story of the day, sticking with food, but with delivery food.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: This is a New six Orlando where a door dash
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: driver was ran into a certain type of DoorDash customer.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 19: Twenty year old Jamar Carter answered the door completely nude,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 19: reaching out his arms quote grabbing the right side of
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 19: her hip, confined it and restrained her movement against her will.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 20: Fortunately for her, she was able to break free and
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 20: managed to get away enough time to call and I
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 20: am on one Ah.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's one way to get a date.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not just nude, but physically grabbing her.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 9: If somebody if I was the DoorDash driver and somebody
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 9: came out nude and grabbed the food, I'd be like,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 9: well that was weird. I would have no problem with it.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 9: But yeah, you can't try and grab me.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: I mean I have an issue if a guy was
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: naked to Greg's old argument about if you're naked inside
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: your home but you invited DoorDash driver, but if.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 9: You're kind of just opening it and you pull your arm.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Like that would be all right.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did that all the time when you're hanging
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: out naked at my house. Now, well, I brought this
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: up recently in a cheers and jeers, like I've started
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: to do that, like early morning on a Saturday with McDonald's,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Like I'm sleep in the nudes. I'm like, really have
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: to put on a rope to stick my arm outside
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: the door, just barely. Yeah, a big deal.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 8: The one time though, like we had that party where
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 8: the where Greg did the big Sean song that night? Yeah,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: that night I got so wasted that the next morning
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 8: I woke I woke up naked on the hotel floor
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 8: and all the uh.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: The room service room service was there. So I'm like,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: did I open it naked and they just rolled it in?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: You're already on the floor.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I don't. I don't know what happened that
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: picture it guys. Yeah, he was like twenty years old
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: at the time. Oh wait, yeah, so as usual, I
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: love these corporate statements. We could we I should have,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: you know, I should have for next time. I should
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: have played this in reverse. I should have played the statement.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Then you guys guessed what happened, and well, here's the statement.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 19: We asked door Dash about this incident, and they responded saying, quote,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 19: what this dasher experienced is absolutely at horrent and something
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 19: no one should ever have to go through. We've permanently
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 19: banned this individual from door Dash. We are offering support
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 19: directly to this dasher. We hope justice has served in
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 19: this horrible case.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: Have you heard that? You think, like, wow, I don't
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: I don't even think shot.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Assault.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 9: What kind of support I've probably just can't. A nice
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 9: check should clear that right up.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Even Yeah, I guess I offered her a.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Counselor That's what I'm saying.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want that support and what what's the counsel
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: going to do?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: So this nigga guy tried to grab you.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: Was what was his wier game?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Huh yeah yeah, but we should meet like five more times, right,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: you really really dive into what your feelings are. How
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: are you processing it in? Make sure your check clears?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: We got time for one more here, ce Bess Menace. Yes,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: there was incident. There's a beef at the at the Arby's.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: There's a beef at the Popeyes.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Chicken at the Popeyes. Yeah yeah, well yeah, there you go.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: Here's a theft from Fox thirty five Orlando.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 20: A Popeye's employee caught with some sticky fingers. A customer
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 20: swiped her a card for a meal in the drive
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 20: through at the Popeyes. Later on, she spotted a three
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 20: hundred dollars charge posted to her account.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Forty eight year old Shaniquo Ridgeburg.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 20: She allegedly charged the woman for the order before tapping
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 20: the car to her phone.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, we can't play a game with this one now.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: Forty eight year old Shanikua Richberg. She you heard three
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars, tapped it on her phone? What was that
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: theft for? Specific?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 9: What did she purchase.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lady named Shaniqua and a worker at a Popeyes.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: Shocking is stealing? Stealing money from credit cards for what purpose?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: So she can pay for her university online payment?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Oh I like that. Yeah, I got books for her
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: physics class. That's a good good guest menace, guest menace
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: the Harvard online. Yeah, you get that late PhD later
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: in life.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: So she was just stealing money, not from Popeyes.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Right, So she was taking it, she was taking it,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: tapping it, and then she has something on her app
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: set up to tap again. But three hundred dollars. That's
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: a bold move. As a thought, I.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 9: Would say she has a big heart and this was
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 9: a charitable donator.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: Oh like I got a good cause animal shelter. Yeah,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: the Olympics. Right, these are all good guesses. No one's
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: hit it on the dot yet, though.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say to get her hair done.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Say that would be so selfish of her.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: All right again Fox thirty five Orlando with the answer,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: all right, how did it happen? I'm employee?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 7: Is it kids for using a customer's credit card to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 7: add money to a prison inmates account?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 9: Put it on your books, Put that on your man's cante.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't do three hundred dollars, the idiot, I
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: know you got to do like five sixty five.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: You guys are giving no love to how down this
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 9: chick is for her man.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 8: No, I get it, but I'm just saying, like, be smarter,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 8: Like five dollars payments with one hundred.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: People, yeah, because that's because this is gonna last long
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: as happened in this case. Yeah, like two bucks, right,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: yeah to sixty because I get those Sometimes I'm like,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: did I pay for parking somewhere?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 11: What did that?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: What happened here?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: And then it's not even enough to look into.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: Right, well, bad moves. No, Well, there you go. There's
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: the local news story of the day.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 21: Why don't you answer the question as to why you
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 21: had a roach issue?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: Why didn't I suck it?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 20: Locals?
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 9: I love it.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: Greig Dory, what the hell did you do to your face?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: Greg's got like.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: I was hoping nobody, nobody, Oh god.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: I was waiting on. I figured like Greg might say
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: something like yeah.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: He goes.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: But Greg's got like it looks like a.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Band is not a band aid, It's a band aid
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: on my nose.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 26: I had.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: I finally got the biopsy and then they did my
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: nose and then the back of my neck too, because
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: over the course of just three months, something on the
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: back of my neck like change shape or something like that.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: So that's why they say you've been you've been ripping
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: on this forever. Like when you go to a dermatologist,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: thing map it and will keep an eye.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: Well, they kept an eye on well, they kept an
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: eye on it. And yeah, and the very first dermatologist
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: I ever went to, I said, should I be worried
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: about this these stuff? Well, just keep an eye on it.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: This place that I went to rules because they this
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: is the one that they looked at my butt cheeks
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: and more you spread, make you spread, and uh, they
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: mapped it out, take photos and then they have those
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: to compare them to.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 9: So they have photos of your butthole.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: Of course, and then you got copies. And then so
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: yesterday they put the took the.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: Little you know where they used to take the bike.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: You know what. I kept my eyes closed, but it
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: was some sort of cylindrical device that kind of punches
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: it out and then they hurt U. No, well, they
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: put numbing cream on the nose and then they inject
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: the sides of your nose with some sort of cane
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: light a cane or something like that, and oh, this
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: was so sweet. They had three people in the room
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: while the doctor was doing the biopsies, and while they
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: did the injections, she said, the injections are the worst part.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: You won't feel the biopsy, which is true, you don't
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: feel anything. The injections you do. But while they gave
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: me the injection, the nurse would tap your shoulder and
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: that way it kind of distracted. And she said, oh,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: while they tap, we will do the injection, and so
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: I was totally paying attention to the tapping. Yeah.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I love novacane when you go to
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: the dentist. I love that feeling. Yeah, but when they
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: you know, the injection part is not fun. But one
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: thing when they grab your cheek and it'll shake your
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: cheek as they're doing it. I'm saying, but it kind
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: of just takes away.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally does. And the tapping thing works.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: So if they do it for babies too, they do something.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 9: Babstract them and touch them all like to they're all
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 9: different place yeather THII their arm yeah yeah, and then
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 9: they yeah, they do the same thing for botox.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I got to wear this stupid thing for
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: a couple.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: Of How do you get the results?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 12: It is?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 17: Call you?
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: They will call me waiting for that, And they said
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: seven to ten days?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: Are you sitting down? Does it take so long?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: Good question? They said days.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 9: They're growing a fungus or something.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: They probably have how many thousands of these stations disgusting
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: samples that they send off to a lamb? And then
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: uh but yeah, and it wasn't too bad. The aftermath
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: felt like a little Bernie. Oh, what's gross too? They
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: cauterized my nose to get it to stop bleeding. It riaked,
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: burning flesh.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: Oh it, it doesn't smell good like.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: So gross? Oh, it wreaked.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 9: So I also need some help because I'm well, I
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 9: need a lot of help. But there are things that
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 9: I have also been ignoring, and I don't know how
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 9: much longer I should ignore it.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: How long do you ignore this?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Greg U?
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: Thirty years?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: I guess, okay, and I'm probably I mean I never
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: went to a dermatologist until less than a year.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: And how long ago? You know you need to get
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: these things biopsyed?
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Well, they weren't even sure, but let's say three months between.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: Not that I had to, but then when my scheduled okay.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: I was in the impression that they had to say, hey,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: you know what, we should really take a look at this,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: and you just put it off for knew it was
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: the first.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Time they looked. And then we waited a few months
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: and they said, come back in three months, we'll look
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: at it again. And that's when they decided to do
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: the biopsy.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, well, this isn't what I was going
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 9: to share, but since we're all sharing, I have to
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 9: go back in August because I have some.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: Lumps in my boobs.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 9: I'll let you know. That goes everybody, but this is
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 9: I think this is a lesser problem. For the last
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 9: couple of years, from my pinky all the way down
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 9: my arm. It hurts so bad. And the other day
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 9: I kind of heard what it feels like, a like
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 9: a dull pain, like kind of like on the side
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 9: of my wrist. I picked up an empty plastic laundry
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 9: basket and dropped it because it hurts so bad.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: How long has this been going on?
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 9: Oh, a couple of years. And it was like it'll
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 9: go away.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: That's really frustrating is when you finally decide, Okay, I'm
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: gonna go get this checked out because it's bothering. Yeah,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: and then you go there and you feel like an
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: idiot trying to describe what it's like, and they look
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: at you like like how a dog will tilt its
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: head and burrow. Yeah, because there was there was one time,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: like all I can say is my skin right here
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: is sensitive wherever it was, and it doesn't stay in
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: this one air like right like right now it's here.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: Then yesterday, like it was that same feeling, but over here,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: like on my leg it turned out to be like
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: some kind of nerve issue. Oh that's weird, you know. Yeah,
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: But like at the time, I didn't know what the
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: hell would But I'm trying to say, well, what do
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: you what do you what do you mean?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: Said?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: I said, Well, when I touch it's kind of I
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: don't know, like.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 9: It's like describing a carnal raw Yeah.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Something.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even tingly. It was just like I can't
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: describe it. That's where I wish, you know, how they
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: have for cars where they can just plug them in
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: and it just tells it says what's going on. They
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: can just read a code. You bring it to AMCO
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: or whatever. He's boomed, he knocks it out. I wish
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: they could do that for people. Maybe one day. Well
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: plug in, the doctor can see exactly good is what
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: system's happening.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 9: I'm wondering if I should just do a di y
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 9: like a brace that it will stop it from moving
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 9: around or picking up laundry back.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: It's a nerve thing.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: But that's not that's anymore.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't use my right hand.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: That's not a fix. That's not a you know, that's
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: not going to fix whatever's going on.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, have you been knitting a lot? I mean, I
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 7: know you don't.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, in a short period of time, just finish babies.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 6: And I would have issues with my arm when I
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 6: crocheted too much because the repetitive motion.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 9: Finger doctor risk. So I think that brace because.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Is it the wrist or is it the forearm?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 9: It's like the risks the risk me.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: Just diagnose me, show you show me how you hold
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: this dog. I know, like new parents does hurt when
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: I hold her because new parents, Uh, they they they're
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: using muscles. They they haven't really used all that much
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: because now you care around this baby all the time.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: And uh, and then you started like, wow, what the
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: hell is going on? And that's that's usually what it is.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 9: I hold exactly, I hold her. It's like, you know,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 9: six pounds that I'm not used to holding like constantly.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 9: And and you guys are I'm not going anywhere now,
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: you just save me a forty.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what. I don't know what
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: you do for it.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 9: I'll stop holding the dog and you just get a brace.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you get a brace, so you actually get carpool
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 8: tunnels surgery. I feel much better now you got I have.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 8: I keep on biting the inside of my mouth like crazy.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 9: Well, once you do it, you can't stop.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Doing because then once you bite it, it becomes plain. Yeah,
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: and so now you're more prone to bite it. It just
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: takes longer to go with anybody else. Anybody else got anything?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Anything?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Nothing? Okay?
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I know Tyler hurt himself. Did you believe it
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: was it the scissors or something?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: Stand up too fast?
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: He cut himself? Yeah, with scissors. So we gotta get
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: in those safety scissors like they have for kindergars.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 25: Yeah, so I was I was a bit sleep deprived,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 25: and I had to cut up a paper and I'm like, well,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 25: I need a pair of scissors real quick.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 20: Uh.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 25: There was a little bit of tape and sticky adhesive
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 25: on the scissors, so I'm like, oh, well, let me
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 25: just clean this, and decided to use my thumb to
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 25: clean it. Without thinking, I just sliced my thumb right up.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sliding it along.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 8: When I was in second grade, some girls like playing
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 8: around and she was cutting a straw super fast, just
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 8: for fun or whatever, and then she cut almost cut
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 8: her whole finger off everywhere.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: It'll bleed. That's why in uh, in high school, we
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: were learning how to develop photography. Right, It's like some
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: stupid elective class or whatever, easy credit and the chemicals
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: or whatever you mix into that big flat pan ye
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: back whatever it is. Yeah, I don't remember, but man,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: they made you use every last drop to the point
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: where you like, you're trying to get more out of
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't because it was getting caught up by the
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: way that the cap was on it. So what they
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: would do is have you cut open the bottle to
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: get that last couple of drops out of there. So
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: I just grabbed just a regular razor blade and I'm
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: holding it in my hand. I'm holding the bottle in
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: my hand. I'm cutting around the bottom of the bottle
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: and he goes whoop right through this fatty part. I
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: still I still have a scar on there, right through
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: the fatty part. And man, it looked like if you
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: cut open a bean bag chair, a little like starts.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: Pouring out, got a little like white balls.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were white balls, white balls in there. That
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: same year, that girl cut her fingers. Some other girl
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: she pooped in the hallway of the Poor Girl of
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: the school. Her name was Eva. Don't put on no
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: greg If by chance you die from this, Yeah, it
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: turns out it's something really awful and you die from it.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: Who gets your stuff? Like that's here? Like I know
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: that Mario gets like a lot of Yeah.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: Does anybody want my headphones or my water bottle?
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, are you leaving us anything?
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: And you're sure? Oh? In the official Yeah, I have
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: to get to put that together, but I probably should
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: over the next seven to ten days.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 9: Can I make some furniture requests?
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: Truly?
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 9: Do you know I'm really enjoying the couch?
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: I mean it's not like my house, I get emptied
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: out just because I'm.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: Damn it dude, that that is a chore. Yeah, it's
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: a chore. There's so many questions to answer and none
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: of them are fun. They're not fun questions specific.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 9: Like in the case of a hot air balloon accident,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 9: like is it like that?
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: Not, Well, you're just complicated because you have kids kids,
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: But like, okay, then it's like end of life decisions
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: and you know all these other power of attorney medical things. Okay,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: you die, kids go here, what happens to this? Then
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: what happens if you and your spouse die? What if
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: it's you, your spouse and one of your children.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 8: Like it's it's.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: Every combination of things, and it's like, man, just the
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: first answer, I don't want to think about this anymore.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 9: You in a mood or are you just kind of
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 9: like this is business you know it's like a business decision.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: Or does it like well, no, it doesn't depress you.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: It's just that it's not fun to think about. And
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: then you're going through it and there's just it feels
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: that all that they're just heavy decisions.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: Well, your son's almost eighteen. You don't have to worry
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: about that. He'll be fine. Not where is he going
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: to go?
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: He's it's not about it's not about what happens to
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: where they go necessarily, That's actually one of the the
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: easier ones. It's about like what happens to all the
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: stuff the uh you know the money they investments. No,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. It's like because then you know, the
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: state wind up getting a bunch of stuff and it
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: ends up in is it probate or Yeah, it's still
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: dealing with It's it's ridiculous.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm dealing with that five years later.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a It's something we have definitely kicked the
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: can on a number of times, and we're finally going
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: through it and getting it all done.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 9: So you're gonna feel so much better though.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get in that situation. What does Greg get?
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: I think of what he dies?
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's so much older than my senior.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: What are the chances anybody here doesn't outlive me?
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: A Tyler will give you rough all your money?
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, Tyler, let's do it.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: Do you know how this bridge with the screen on it, Yeah,
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up on the
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: refrigerator because most of the time Menace is in the kitchen. Yeah,
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: it's the show. It's checking on the after hours. Voicemails
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: say like, hey, anytime you want to leave something when
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: we're off the air, you call that same number that
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: you would use more on the air eight seven and
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: he tell us. Whatever you got, somebody want tell us
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: about it. Maybe you're listen to the podcast getting caught
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: up and you got a thought you just must share it.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven. Here's one I.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: Just got to let you know.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 11: Just used my uh well, first time using a butt
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 11: washing toilet, and I gotta tell you, man, kind of gay.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: I have a good day.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: Oh sweet, So you loved it? Yeah, exactly, that's what
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: you're saying.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: Once you once you go butt washing toilet seat, man,
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: you you never you never go back. It's a it
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: really is. It's so clean you can eat off of
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: it and should Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 9: My husband doesn't want to use it because you said
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 9: it might be quote too delightful.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Well no, there's no risk in being too delightful. It's
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: so good that when you don't.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: Have it, look at a hotel.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: It changes everything. It's like you can't go back. It's
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: one of the things. You can't go back once you've
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: crossed the field of dreams, once you've crossed over hun
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: There's there's no going back.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 8: And there's so many different levels to him too, Like
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 8: there's like they have seat warmers and they play little
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 8: music for you and lighting and all kinds.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: Of the music ones. Yeah, well in Japan they play
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: little cutesy music for your.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: Woody.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 18: All right, I got a big problem.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 11: And I don't know if this is with something for.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 18: Mens or Sea Bass to deal with, but I was
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 18: just at Costco, you know, my mecha, my temple, one
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 18: of the best places in the world.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 11: And just so happened to be the free sample time awesome,
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 11: love it.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 18: Life is good.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 11: Waiting in line for some chicken patty sandwiches. I mean,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 11: come on, but there's a line of about seven people deep,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 11: and this old MF goes to the frontel line, takes
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 11: his sample, goes that was pretty good.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 18: And then reaches in and takes three more tample and
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 18: walks away. I'm like, okay, fine, maybe you know he's old,
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 18: maybe he doesn't have anything. They fine, But then this lady,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 18: which if I swear had dirt on her face. I
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 18: don't know if she was camping in a tent outside
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 18: or what is next in line? She grabbed three.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 17: There were only six samples.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 18: What is going on? It is heathen read up at
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 18: the costco. You don't take three samples each. There's a
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 18: line of people, have some slipping decorum people, something that's
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 18: got to stop.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: What.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was just sharing that just recently that I
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 8: was in line waiting for a sample, and this fat
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 8: ass family in front of me, they all grabbed two
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 8: samples each and then all the samples were gone, so
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 8: everybody behind the family liked.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: To wait again. You know what, grab multiple samples.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 9: I'm surprised to hear that, because, yeah, that's disgusting in
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 9: their pigs and I hate them, but I'm always kind
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 9: of intimidated by the sample person like, like they're usually
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 9: pretty like prison ordiny. So I would never do that
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 9: in front.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: Of them of Costco. I mean, let me ask Greg, Greg,
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: do you do this too? I was fine when it
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: comes to stuff like this, Greg and I are kind
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 2: of similar with samples, but just many in many ways
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: more similar than Okay, So when it comes to the
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: samples at a costco, like you want to try one, right,
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, and you try one, do you.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: Feel guilted into buying it?
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: Do you sit and pretend like you're actually considering it? Like, oh, external,
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: So where are these? Where can I find these?
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: Right here?
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 9: I always take somewhere else.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to feel like a free loader.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: I want to because I'm interested in trying it.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Right, But there was one that they have these spinach
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: and artichoke bites almost you know, they have like what
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: do they call them, fried macaroni or macarine cheese, and
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: like a little like a little kind of thing, same thing,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: but with a spinach and art choked tip. Man, it
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: was good, But now I wasn't I wasn't going to
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: buy him because the thing with costco. I wish they
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: would do that sampling at the grocery store so I
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: can get like a normal quantity signs.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 9: Eighty two of them.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I'm trying somebody with first size, I don't
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: need a hundred of them. Yeah, just yet, I'm with you.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: I used to be like that. I have never bought
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: anything that I sampled, but I would say in the
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: past year, they've gotten me twice. Yeah, yeah, and have
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: you regretted it like a purchase? It was a good purchase. Yeah,
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: but it was Greg, I'll sit there and go these
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: are good So where where exactly are these right questions?
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: So me and while I got these people just had
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: taken three more.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did that recently when I told you I
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: was considering buying that painting, and I knew I wasn't
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: going to and I told the lady. She was so
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: excited about to make the sale, and I said, you
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: know what, I can't fit it in my car. I'm
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: gonna go home, get my truck, and I'm gonna I'll
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: be back tomorrow's. And she's probably sitting there crying.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: You know, you can never go back there now, ye right,
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: So somebody actually said us another after hours voicemail about art, Greg, Hey.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 17: What is show? I was listening on the podcast and
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 17: I heard how Wood. He was saying, if you spend
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 17: anything more than two hundred dollars on something that hangs
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 17: on your wall, you're insane. And I thought I would
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 17: just share that my family actually raised me to be
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 17: like an art collector, and so we have a lot
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 17: of very precious, fine art that has worth quite a
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 17: lot of money, and so I've recently got fairly successful.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 17: I went on a cruise to Japan salely mentioned our
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 17: cant last year and I spent around almost compared status.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 17: I've spent around like thirty two thousand dollars on art
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 17: and it's all real art too. It's like one of
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 17: a kind originals painting of paint on canvas, stuff by
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 17: really world renowned artists. And I have all of it now.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 17: And since i've had it as price has gone up
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 17: about two to three thousand dollars per painting, and that
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 17: was only in a year and a half.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 18: So yeah, you know, I totally get it.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 17: Good about a car, but got really cool stuff I
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 17: like to look at on the wall. So all right,
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 17: have a great day and Woody suck it.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 2: You suck it? Oh good you.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of a lot of celebrities do that.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: They invest in art.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 9: Oh that's a big Sup Martin thing, right, but oh huge.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 9: But I have a question for this guy he said
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 9: he went on a cruise to Japan. Did he buy
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 9: the art on land or on the cruise?
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 2: Usually have the cruise, know they they have the gallery.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 9: I have a cruiser, Greg I've said you pictures of cruise.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 9: Is that something you would invest thirty thousand.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: Peter Max, Yes, and I considered it on a cruise.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 9: Oh my god.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 2: More fun than Gunner Rhea show. And that's going to
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 2: do it for Wednesday. Nice full show podcast, Wait before
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: you go to the show dot com back tomorrow, all
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: new show, All new opportunities in the seven eight o'clock
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: hours to win your Dodgers tickets in the suite. Nice
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: that includes the food and the parking. That's tomorrow again
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: the seven o'clock and eight o'clock hours. Congratulations to our
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: winners this morning. Also more chances on the all VIP
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: pool party. Get you on the guests for that. Tomorrow's
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: all going to be a throw Thursday. So much your
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: favorite throwback requests. They'll be in the mix tomorrow along
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: with Rich on Tech. We'll talk to him all that
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: more tomorrow Thursday. Here on the Woody Show. Anything got
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: for us between now and then you leave? On the
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: after hours voicemail the numbers eight seven, seven forty four
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Woodie Finals. Follow us on social media. Look for us
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 2: there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory take us
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: home with some parting words of wisdom. Please.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks being bipolar. It is so awesome all right.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: Oh why that took me like even half a second?
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: That was just right there. OK, take it all right.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: you back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD Doublem.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.