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90 Day Fiancé Hunt for Love Season 2 Episode 3 “The Boy Who Called His Mom” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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  Speaker 1: Hello. Hi there, everyone. Welcome to Vanity Fair. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Chris Farah, and today I'm talking about It's 90
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  Speaker 1: Day Hunt for Love, Season 2, Episode 3, The Boy
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  Speaker 1: Who Called His Mom. And we obviously know it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be Jamal because we know his mom, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why we know Jamal. Jamal's mom is Kimberly, and if
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  Speaker 1: we didn't know Kimberly, we wouldn't know Jamal. I guess
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  Speaker 1: technically that's how moms work. We wouldn't know us if
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  Speaker 1: we didn't know our moms. Moving on. Okay. So this
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  Speaker 1: is a transitional episode. And the reason why I say
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  Speaker 1: this is because let's be honest, we have been fighting
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  Speaker 1: the fight against Jamal, Emma, this whole time. And this
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  Speaker 1: is the episode where this producers are like, episode three
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  Speaker 1: is when they get together and they decide to fucking
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  Speaker 1: do it. And it's also the episode, the entire house
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  Speaker 1: turns against them, hates their guts. Great. Okay. So obviously
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  Speaker 1: we pick up on the fact that Emma has straddled
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  Speaker 1: Brian because Brittany has asked her if she could twerk
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  Speaker 1: and also offered to teach her. And she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me show you what I can do so far.
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  Speaker 1: And it was straddling Brian and then making out with him.
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  Speaker 1: She does ask if she can make out with him,
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  Speaker 1: kiss him. He says yes. Now, Chloe's upset. The previous episode...
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  Speaker 1: It's confusing. To me, Chloe never really told Emma that
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  Speaker 1: like Brian was a big deal for her, that she
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  Speaker 1: liked him. And Brian certainly had been giving Emma attention.
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  Speaker 1: Not the only one giving her attention. For some reason,
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  Speaker 1: Emma's a dick magnet. So Jamal, so Rasmus, every person
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  Speaker 1: is like, honey, have you seen her? Tell me, have
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  Speaker 1: you seen, have you seen her? Like everyone, Emma. Okay, great.
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  Speaker 1: So obviously Emma is trying to also make Jamal like,
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  Speaker 1: upset and jealous because she had texted him, I miss you.
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  Speaker 1: And he started spiraling because of that, because he, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: is fighting the good fight of liking her. And so
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  Speaker 1: basically to sort of get him jealous, she has now
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  Speaker 1: decided to use Brian, which is now making Chloe jealous.
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  Speaker 1: And the whole time Brittany's like, this bitch is not twerking. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So it ends up being an awkward situation because She's
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  Speaker 1: not twerking. And we know that. So just watching it
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  Speaker 1: feels weird and kind of like gross and kind of like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this person really wants attention and I don't really care
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  Speaker 1: about giving this person attention. I'm not a voyeur. Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to watch you fuck. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: just going to like do that because you're like being
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  Speaker 1: obvious about the moves you're making, great. But I'm not
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  Speaker 1: in high school and I'd rather get back to my
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  Speaker 1: drink or at least a conversation with someone who doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need to masturbate in front of me. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? It's weird. So... Emma is in her confessionals
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  Speaker 1: being like, Jamal, I like him so much, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm just chasing someone who doesn't really have genuine feelings
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  Speaker 1: for me. So I'm going to make sure he gets
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  Speaker 1: genuine feelings for me by being fucking jealous. I'm Emma.
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  Speaker 1: Toxic relationships are my specialty. So at the end, she departs,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, Brian and Brittany's like, whatever that was, I
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  Speaker 1: loved it. Because Britney, if anything, is a fucking class act.
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  Speaker 1: Britney has been like a goddess this entire season so far,
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  Speaker 1: just running around looking hot as hell. And then just
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  Speaker 1: like low key being like every person here is not
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  Speaker 1: good enough for me. Top to bottom. So this also
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  Speaker 1: puts Emma on the ick list for Chloe because she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was going to have a girl's girl
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  Speaker 1: here with Emma, but now I realize she's gross. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like her and she won't piss on me if
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  Speaker 1: I was on fire. Brian still has Emma's lipstick on
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  Speaker 1: his face. And for some reason, Chloe can't have any
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  Speaker 1: other better option. And even though she's upset this happened, me,
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  Speaker 1: I would just find someone new. But she's like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still going to give Brian a chance, who pulls her
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  Speaker 1: aside and apologizes, but also is like, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to kiss her. You saw what happened. She tried to
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  Speaker 1: kiss me. And also Chloe's like, yeah, you also could
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  Speaker 1: have said no the second or third time. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy that you pulled me aside and having this conversation. So,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'll give you credit. And also then Chloe's like,
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  Speaker 1: if Emma tries anything, your girl knows how to fight,
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  Speaker 1: which means Chloe. God, I hate girls fighting over men. Chloe, just,
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  Speaker 1: if you think you are too good for Emma, you
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  Speaker 1: think she's gross, you think she's a pick me, then
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  Speaker 1: just move on with your life and then like deal
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  Speaker 1: with what you're doing then. Don't be so like busy
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  Speaker 1: about her. Just be like, oh, I'll be honest. I
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  Speaker 1: thought she was like a normal girl. And now I
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  Speaker 1: realize she's like a sad, sad girl. So my bad.
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  Speaker 1: But what a show, you know, popcorn. Um, hang out
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  Speaker 1: with Brittany, Chloe. So, um, Jamal just feels like Emma
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  Speaker 1: has a goddamn hold on him. So he just spirals
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  Speaker 1: to having watched all of this and he can, he
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  Speaker 1: cannot deal at rest point. He then sees Rosvin like
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  Speaker 1: start to dance with Brittany. I'm sorry, with Emma. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, Emma, for all intents and purposes, has a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ammunition against Jamal because everyone will help her
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  Speaker 1: make him jealous. So Rosamund's like, my turn. And that happens.
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  Speaker 1: She danced with him. And Rosamund decides to put on
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  Speaker 1: the sexual energy this episode like nobody's business. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: he comes out fucking dick swinging. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I'm going to play it cool at first,
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  Speaker 1: but now everyone's making moves and I feel beta about it.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why I feel like Rosamund liked tries everything
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  Speaker 1: this episode. So what had happened, of course, was that Brian,
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  Speaker 1: having talked to Chloe, talks to Jamal and then is like,
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  Speaker 1: Emma's doing crazy things just to make you jealous. And
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  Speaker 1: during this conversation is when Jamal looks up and sees
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  Speaker 1: that Emma is not even stopping that, is dancing with Rosamund.
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  Speaker 1: He blows up in a crazy ass way. And then immediately,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Emma knows that it worked and then leaves
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  Speaker 1: Rosamund to go run to him. But of course, Jamal
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  Speaker 1: needs a little mommy time and that's when he calls
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  Speaker 1: his mom, which is why the title of the show
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. And Kimberly, you know, is like,
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  Speaker 1: find the girl with the wig, make her yours. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have any PS5s around you can give her? That
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  Speaker 1: really always works for me. That's my little like mommy advice.
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  Speaker 1: At least this one's not making you go to Africa
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  Speaker 1: or England. I'll go anywhere. Um, yeah, he, Jamal is
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  Speaker 1: acting like a whole ass kid. He keeps saying things like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with today, dude. Women like, are just like,
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  Speaker 1: he's like a confused little boy. And he is like,
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  Speaker 1: Jamal's whole thing is he's going to try and frame
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  Speaker 1: this as like, I just, listen, when you have emotions,
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  Speaker 1: you're allowed to feel them. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't realize what like a little cry baby, like
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  Speaker 1: toddler boy he is who like can't handle his like
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  Speaker 1: man business. who can't just know his mind and make
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  Speaker 1: decisions based upon what he wants, doesn't know his soul.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know himself, truly. I think that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't know yourself, you don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you want, you just are kind of a little piece
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  Speaker 1: of leaf in a wind just going to float everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: And if that wind is an Emma, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: blow you right to her arms and her bed and
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  Speaker 1: her hotel bed. And by the way, Emma wears the
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  Speaker 1: wig when she gets it on. We all wanted to know.
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  Speaker 1: And the answer is, where's the wig? Keeps it on. Honey,
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  Speaker 1: call her Lisa and Daniel because Daniel never saw Lisa
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  Speaker 1: without the wig except for that one time. And then
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  Speaker 1: it was scared the hell out of him. And I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Jamal never will. The wig stays on. Razvin though, before
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  Speaker 1: they fuck, Razvin is so upset, right? Razvin is in
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  Speaker 1: front of Chloe and is like, why are they together
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  Speaker 1: if they suck? Because they suck together. I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: just is like so upset that for some reason he
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  Speaker 1: has equated Emma was being the prize of the night
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  Speaker 1: and therefore he is the king of the night and
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  Speaker 1: deserves the prize of the night. I would say that
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  Speaker 1: in his mind, Emma's the queen, but we both know
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  Speaker 1: that if the king in this kind of person's mind
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get a queen, he gets a prize. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Because the king is the only person
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  Speaker 1: that matters. But when There's queens involved. We know the
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  Speaker 1: queen is the one that matters the most because we
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  Speaker 1: play chess. Okay, so basically Jamal and Emma talk when
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  Speaker 1: they're just like, let's be exclusive. And then Rosalind gets
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  Speaker 1: really upset by this. So he tries to come over
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  Speaker 1: and be like, you guys are not supposed to be together.
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  Speaker 1: And then she's like, Don't get mad at me. They
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  Speaker 1: go talk to him. And then she goes back and
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  Speaker 1: talks with Jamal because who he wants. And then Razvin
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  Speaker 1: in that moment knows that Emma does not fuck with him.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't give a shit. Just doesn't care. And no one,
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  Speaker 1: like everyone realizes that Jamal and Emma should be with
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  Speaker 1: each other. Because Erica's been watching this being like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my God, this is, this is cringe-tastic. You know, this
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  Speaker 1: is so sad. You know, like it's whatever. And Jamal's like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't help it. Seeing Emma and Razvin dance lit
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  Speaker 1: a fire beneath me. And I could not Deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: So we just decided to try. Even though everyone's going
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  Speaker 1: to hate us. Do you care? No. It's like fucking
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  Speaker 1: Thelma and Louise. I'm like, I just want to jump
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  Speaker 1: over a cliff now. You and Emma against the world.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God. Now you're both victims because you were like
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  Speaker 1: nightmares and like cause a lot of drama for these
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  Speaker 1: people and try to like fuck over people with their emotions.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's like, they hate us. Who cares? Gross. Straight
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  Speaker 1: up gross. They really deserve each other. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: I came out and very happy to be together. So,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Steven likes Iris though, you know, cause he
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  Speaker 1: has to like work for it. Like Iris, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: on the streets, I guess has some pictures having been
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  Speaker 1: dated Rob. So I think that Iris's whole, like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the only man in three little relationships and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: like a chill girl. Like, you know, is a little
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  Speaker 1: more like she's, I think a plant. And by plant,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's a bunny. She's a planted bunny. Um,
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  Speaker 1: She says she doesn't go out at the club that much,
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  Speaker 1: which is like, how'd you meet Rob? Anyway, God bless.
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  Speaker 1: Was it working door dash? Just kidding. Just kidding. So
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  Speaker 1: she says she has sensory sensitivity noises to clubs. And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, great, me either. I don't go to clubs either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do anything just because like basically my mom
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  Speaker 1: kept getting married. So it's like, I don't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to like date anyone. I like don't
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  Speaker 1: trust anyone. My mom got married 14 times. All my kids,
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  Speaker 1: all my siblings have different dads. I like don't remember
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  Speaker 1: the backstory or Steven's mom. And now I have to
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  Speaker 1: deep dive to find out a billion more information about that.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I didn't realize it was not normal. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, that must've been really intense. At some
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  Speaker 1: point you get like child protective services called on you
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  Speaker 1: if you're just constantly introducing men to all your kids,
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  Speaker 1: new people. And by the way, that was gendered. It's
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  Speaker 1: unfortunate that it's like, yeah, it would be the same.
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  Speaker 1: Can you take, if the single dad just keeps bringing
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  Speaker 1: in woman after woman to like, you know, be a
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  Speaker 1: mom figure, but it's like 14 of them at a time,
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  Speaker 1: can you call child protective services? You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: Baron Von Trapp. except he called them governesses. But at
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  Speaker 1: the end, he married one of them, so you know
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  Speaker 1: what was happening. So obviously, Jamal and Eric have a
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  Speaker 1: little conversation where Jamal thinks that Eric's going to be like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? You're such an important and handsome, emotionally
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  Speaker 1: mature man who's come to grips with his feelings and
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  Speaker 1: has been open and honest with them. And thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much for wasting my time. I mean, giving me
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  Speaker 1: your company. That's what he wants her to say, but
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  Speaker 1: she's like, fuck you. And I'm happy about that. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so basically after that, um, there's a little Steven and
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  Speaker 1: Michael moment where they're like playing some pool and Steven
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  Speaker 1: real tells us that Iris had sent him a text
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  Speaker 1: like at 3am you up and he's like, I fucking
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  Speaker 1: wish I got that text. Razvin wants a fresh start
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  Speaker 1: after the Emma thing. So we keep getting teased that
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  Speaker 1: he's going to like ask someone else now on the date,
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  Speaker 1: even though the legs kind of look like Emma's. So
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  Speaker 1: then we are forced to realize that they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: fake us out. And I knew immediately it was Iris's,
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  Speaker 1: but God bless. There is not a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: in this. No one wants to ask out that one
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  Speaker 1: stringy haired extension blonde. Okay. Okay. So the reveal that
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  Speaker 1: it is, of course, Iris coming to a date with Rosven.
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  Speaker 1: And he said he's drawn to her because she's kinky
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  Speaker 1: and freaky. And he's like, guess what? So am I.
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  Speaker 1: Have I mentioned that? One thing about me, I'm fucking
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  Speaker 1: a freak. I'm a freak in the morning, a freak
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  Speaker 1: in the evening. That's me. You know, that's Rosven. Freak-a-deek,
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  Speaker 1: how you like it? There's so many fun songs with
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  Speaker 1: the word freak in it. I'm so a freak. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stop. Maybe it was only 90 songs in like
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  Speaker 1: early 2000 songs. Okay. So he's like, I brought some
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  Speaker 1: costumes too. And you can really see the panic in
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  Speaker 1: her eyes. She's like, oh, he's like, tell me the
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  Speaker 1: costume she brought. You're like, okay. And I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: like in my mind, when he said he brought costumes,
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  Speaker 1: I was like fucking leather daddy, fucking bondage, fucking like
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  Speaker 1: tortured stuff, you know? But he's like, no cop. firefighter
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  Speaker 1: you just like honey like an exotic dancer you were
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  Speaker 1: trying to make some money while you're like here anyway
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  Speaker 1: i found that so funny so they end this date
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  Speaker 1: by howling to the moon he wants really to like
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  Speaker 1: make her feel sexy and stuff like that he really
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  Speaker 1: wants to like you know like make her feel like
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  Speaker 1: he's a dom dom and she's just a little like
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  Speaker 1: scared you know like primal thing and primal sex is
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  Speaker 1: a hot ass sex so he you know owls at
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  Speaker 1: the moon it's not like a whole howl he's more
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  Speaker 1: like this ow like you're like oh what interesting i
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  Speaker 1: kind of thought you'd go more like who you know
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  Speaker 1: but no and then she tries she's like let me
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  Speaker 1: try it i'm like oh my god i can't he's
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  Speaker 1: like i get bored easily because i'm a gemini okay
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  Speaker 1: so the back of the house they're so bored you
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  Speaker 1: know they're like talking about when they should have sex
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  Speaker 1: like chloe's like oh i can't be sober I hate people.
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  Speaker 1: I have to be so looker down and even like
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  Speaker 1: allow someone within like three feet of me. And Malik's like,
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  Speaker 1: I could smell bad sex. And that was actually great.
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  Speaker 1: Then JT and Kara have a date and it's awkward.
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  Speaker 1: It's not sexy. He seems too young. It's like too
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  Speaker 1: hot everywhere they go. It's like, it should be like,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: oh great. We're in a hot tub. And Kara's like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't, I'm sweating my balls off. He's like, yep, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're hot. I've seen, you know, seen, taken
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  Speaker 1: a peek. And she's like, peek. And then she thinks
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  Speaker 1: that he's talked about her like OF content, which is like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: you're on a reality show. So, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be like always scared of people who are
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  Speaker 1: going to bring it up. And it can't be the
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  Speaker 1: conversation about every, every reality show can't now be about
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  Speaker 1: Kara's having OF. Come on. That seems like a lot. Just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, why? That just, oh, so anyway, she's like,
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  Speaker 1: just kidding. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were saying.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were saying that you like saw my OF.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what? I make spicy content. He's like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, oh. He's like, how would you feel if
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  Speaker 1: someone's not okay with that? She's like, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it's deja vu like my husband. Probably. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: would say. Um, back, you know, Razvan and Iris start
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  Speaker 1: making out in her room, honey. And, um, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: she's mine. And he really thinks that like, he can
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  Speaker 1: call her this one. And she's like, yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I could also do is like put on my
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  Speaker 1: shoes and go downstairs and see my little baby bill.
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  Speaker 1: She means Steven. And he is upset. I think that
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  Speaker 1: Iris did that on purpose. I think she's a little brat,
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  Speaker 1: like a little primal brat. Cause it makes him upset. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: all Razvan wants to do is have somebody be like,
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  Speaker 1: your body's so hot. You're so hot. Fuck me, you
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  Speaker 1: hot big man. Everyone's like, mm, Razvin, okay. I'll use
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  Speaker 1: you to make someone else jealous. That's all I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: You're not worth actually spending time with. No wonder, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I like the fact that all this fuels whatever he's
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  Speaker 1: about to fucking do to get him kicked off. At
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: one point, I just want to say that Michael has
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: a conversation with this lady named Kay. Michael's whole thing
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  Speaker 1: is like, right, Iris isn't for him, right? And Brittany
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  Speaker 1: he likes because they live in Houston together, but he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't want to ruin the friendship with Brittany. And so
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  Speaker 1: this is Kay. I'm going to show you on screen
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  Speaker 1: her and also her picture because, you know, she's one
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  Speaker 1: of the other people. And so it's hard for us
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: to keep them all together. So that's Kay. Okay. I
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: think I'd be like one of the, we had seen
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: him reference her in episode two that she's like hot,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: but like we hadn't really seen a conversation. So she
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: worked at the TSA airport at Lansing, Michigan, and that's
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the thing that they have in common. And he, you know,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: found that to be great. She's getting her master's now.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for her. Yeah. So. Stephen is like, I
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: got to get this date with Iris because I know
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: that she wants me to man up and do the work.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: But also it's like, I really need to set up
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: something like slow and great because my mom kept getting
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: married over and over again. So it's like, I really
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: need to take my time with this one and like
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: show her that I care and like make sure she
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: knows that I'm different. I'm special. I'm going to take
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: her out to dinner or like make some sort of
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: like picnic by the ocean. Maybe it'll be like candlelight.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to really set it up. I'm really going
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to set it up. You're like, okay. The funny thing is,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Steven and Kara are like a natural fit because they're
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: both white with kids. I love the fact that we
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: haven't seen them talk once. Do they even know each
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: other's there? Razvan is trying so hard. He's like trying
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to like be a player with certain people. He's trying
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: to like, you know, tell the people what to do
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and like control them like Jamal and Emma, you know,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: like he's trying to kind of control Iris by being like,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call him a boo when you're just with me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: He's so upset. Oh, I love it. I also, though,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I will say this. I do, it would be great
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: if he was a normal person, like a normal hot dom,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: because I also love the moon and there's parts of
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: him where I'm like, oh, that'd be great if you
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: just were like, a little more secure. You could just
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: be like, you know what? There's no one for me here.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: The funny thing is he really should be, maybe if
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: he wasn't so racist and if he was a good guy,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: he would be, I think, a good fit for Britney
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: if Britney wanted dick. But the next episode is Britney
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: not needing dick, honey. Britney and Erica being like, fuck dick.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, not us. You know what I mean? Also,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it's funny because like there are a lot of mom
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: talk in this episode by men, not women. Like, you know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Jamal calls his mom, calls his mommy like he's from
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: like a day camp and he just calls mom. You know,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: he got homesick. And then, you know, a lot of
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: mom talk from Steven. These men aren't great for these women.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: No wonder why Joan is like, I don't, I'm not
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: going to. Nope. I'm just going to be here. Chilling.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And Chloe, I'm happy is like hanging with Joan because
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Chloe's also like, yeah, cool. Me, you, Joan, sweating our
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: asses off in this house. Chloe's like, put the air
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: conditioning up 64. We're not paying for it. I'm like, yeah,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Matt Sharp is. Chloe doesn't give one fuck. Yeah, that's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: what happens when Chloe's like, you know, Chloe's raised by
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: an expensive rich mom. So she's not going to like
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: suffer for no reason. I wonder who Joan wants to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: hook up with. I also noticed Kara hates JT and
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: she's suffering through this date, which is funny. And one
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: of the reasons... why you know that she hates him
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: is because she knows that he's too young. And the
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: reason why you know he's too young is because he
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: can't open a champagne cork. She's like, sometimes people just
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: open champagne corks, like, you know, willy nilly where they
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: open the cage, not knowing that the contents are under pressure.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: And the minute you open the cage, you can just pop, pop.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know that? And he doesn't know that. As
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: a server and as someone who went through sommelier courses
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: level one and two, you're welcome. You got to keep
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: your hand and like very intensely on that cage. You're
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: not supposed to ever let your hand get off the
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: cork because you open the cage and then it pops
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and it can take out someone's eye. And it's funny
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: because when you think of like popping bottles, it means like, oh,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: having fun. This is what we do. We're just living
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the life. And it's always interesting when you see people
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: who try to pop bottles when you realize they're not
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: people who usually are around popping bottles. Because you don't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: know how to pop a bottle. I don't know how
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: to say pop a bottle, but I know how to
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: drink one. I've been popping too many bottles and that's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: why I can't say it. Also, it's been so hot
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: in LA. I can't imagine like sweating my balls off.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: And then being like, it sounds 70. Put that shit down.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: All right, my loves. What a world we live in.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: We're going to see what happens. I feel like they
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: should just send in Rob. If Iris had dated Rob
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and if Rob dated Emma and if Jamal's so upset
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: about whether Rob's going to be upset, wouldn't it be
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: kind of great if they just had a flight fly
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: over and then just parachuted Robin. Also because they're going
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to lose cast members. They need more dudes. And, you know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: like they should just, yeah, they should bring them back. Oh,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: that's genius. What if they did? And I just called that. God,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I'm great. All right, my loves. Thank you so much
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: for spending some time with me. It's a shorter episode,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: but not much happened. It's like they, you know, obviously
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Emma and Jamal get together and Razvan loses his mind
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and feels... insecure, bad, unwanted. Oh, I feel so bad
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: for him. All right. If you want more of me,
• 21:57
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• 21:59
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• 22:21
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• 22:24
  Speaker 1: appreciate them all. Hand to heart. Thank you so much
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: for being with me. Two breaths as we like go
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: on our lives, honey, as we like, you know, do
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: what we need to do, which is just survive in
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: this world. Okay. Okay. All right, my babes, take care
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: of yourselves and one another. Stand up for what you
• 23:02
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