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Fraud Friday: Friday Night Frauds w/ Dave Schilling · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's poppin Congregation? Is your girl? Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
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  Speaker 1: behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall,
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  Speaker 1: and as always, stay scheming, scam, come rub from scam,
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  Speaker 1: come rob and froll Sam Goddess. What is popping Congregation?
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  Speaker 1: It's your girl Lacey Moseley aka Scam Goddess, and welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to another installment of the podcast all about robbery
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  Speaker 1: and fraud those who practice it. Uh what if I
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  Speaker 1: just talk like I was from NPR now and I
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  Speaker 1: just liked it? Sensual whisper? You like that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I like it. I think you should do that
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  Speaker 2: more often.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you getting a little preview of who's in
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  Speaker 1: the building today? We have what I'm very what, I'm
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  Speaker 1: very excited. Oh god, that was Nancy. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you can't see me from the waist down.
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  Speaker 2: This is disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: So today we have comedian writer podcaster Dave Shilling. He
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  Speaker 1: co hosts the Galaxy Brands podcast with Joan Hray, where
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  Speaker 1: they analyze the movies and TV shows that you cannot
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  Speaker 1: stop obsessing over. Congregation. Give a warm round of applause
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  Speaker 1: from your car, bathtub, or wherever you are for Dave
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  Speaker 1: Shilling was up, Dave, Dave, why are you looking like this?
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  Speaker 1: It's like I can just see like your computer monitors
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  Speaker 1: something like the camera's Like where am I gonna say?
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  Speaker 2: I have a thing, like a black thing that covers
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  Speaker 2: up my microphone so that it doesn't echo because I
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  Speaker 2: have like hardwood floors in my apartment. Uh so I
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  Speaker 2: was this was purchased for me by Vox, who produces
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  Speaker 2: my podcast. They're like, you gotta have this thing so
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  Speaker 2: your podcast doesn't sound like shit, And so I have
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  Speaker 2: to put it here. I don't know where to put
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  Speaker 2: my camera. I want you to be able to see
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  Speaker 2: what I'm wearing today. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could just see. Dave is like literally
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  Speaker 1: talking into like what looks like a corner, Like it
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  Speaker 1: looks like he's like facing the corner and having a
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  Speaker 1: full conversation with somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Dave, Hello, Hey, Hello, oh Jim, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: doing a podcast it's fine, no worries. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 2: wanted to make sure that we could have at least
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  Speaker 2: you could pretend like I'm talking to you. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I love this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm catching half of your face. It's cute.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best half. It's the best half of me.
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  Speaker 1: You did it on your good side, Dave. I have
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  Speaker 1: to ask you, like, what, like, do you have any
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  Speaker 1: relationship with scams? Have you ever been scammed? You like scams,
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  Speaker 1: you'd hate them? Did you participate in them? What's your
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  Speaker 1: what's your vibe?
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  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I despise liars. Of course. I
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  Speaker 2: hate myself because I'm constantly lying to people because I
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  Speaker 2: live in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Dave, No, and hey, you just gonna be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been lying to people all the time. You know
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  Speaker 1: how it is when you live at Fort Worth.
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  Speaker 2: And everybody in life everywhere. Yeah, it doesn't matter where
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  Speaker 2: you live, what profession you're in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you live in Macon, Georgia. You got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of everybody. It's not my fault, just the city.
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  Speaker 2: What sized pants do you wear?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I have a thirty four and it's like three sizes smaller.
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  Speaker 2: What you actually wear? Yes, in terms of scams and scamming.
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  Speaker 2: I think the first time I really felt scammed is
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  Speaker 2: when my parents decided to pay for Who's Who in
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  Speaker 2: American High Schools? Do you remember this? You heard about
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  Speaker 2: this thing?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: It was like they'd come to your school and they
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  Speaker 2: would say, hey, we have this like this book, and
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  Speaker 2: it's a list of all the best students in high
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  Speaker 2: schools across America, and if you want to be a
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  Speaker 2: huge success, you need to pay us forty nine to
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  Speaker 2: ninety five. We'll put your name in the book, and
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  Speaker 2: then we'll send you the book, and recruiters from colleges
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  Speaker 2: and employers all look at this thing and they'll know
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  Speaker 2: that you are Who's Who in American high school. And
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  Speaker 2: of course it was bs. Everybody got to be in there.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like, oh I can't believe I it's so
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  Speaker 2: well in school. I was a horrible student. I was
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  Speaker 2: one of the laziest people in my high school.
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  Speaker 1: Look, they said Who's who? They just say who was smart?
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  Speaker 1: Who was good? And you're very smart. But they didn't
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  Speaker 1: say like who's got good grades? They said Who's who?
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  Speaker 1: Who is who is here?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this company knew that I was going
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  Speaker 2: to be a huge success and I was gonna have
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  Speaker 2: my own podcast, and then they're like, we gotta get
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  Speaker 2: this dude in this book, and that's how it happened.
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  Speaker 2: So I felt like once I realized later on it
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  Speaker 2: was a scam, I was. I felt bad for my
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  Speaker 2: parents who were like, Oh, I'm so proud of my
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  Speaker 2: little boy. He's so loveless.
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  Speaker 1: For your parents, they were like already ready to scam.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, let's put him in this book. Like,
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  Speaker 1: how is it honored if I if I got to pay,
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  Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, would you like we think you
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  Speaker 1: are very smart and talented? Would you like to be
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  Speaker 1: honored by being in this book? I get your check
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  Speaker 1: book out, bitch, Hey you're smart.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to bill you.
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  Speaker 1: Have to pay?
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck is this? Get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I love a little calm like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because I feel like the dynamic for
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  Speaker 1: colleges to be so different. So it used to be
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  Speaker 1: like recruiters that people like coming to the school and
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  Speaker 1: be like, come to our school. Then for a while
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  Speaker 1: it got really competitive, like at least for me as
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  Speaker 1: a millennial, where we were like out here, you know,
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  Speaker 1: trying to be in everybody's club and everybody's organization, trying
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  Speaker 1: to rack up these you know, these accomplishments to get
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  Speaker 1: into these schools. And now because of COVID and everybody
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  Speaker 1: realizing college is a scam. Like my sister's applying for
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  Speaker 1: college right now, and I feel like the colleges are like,
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  Speaker 1: what suck your deck? Please come, please, please come?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's me.
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  Speaker 1: It's me college. What's up? What's up? What's good? Says you?
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  Speaker 1: Already in? Don't? You don't even need to send us nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Just just show up up.
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  Speaker 2: Today, will give you free food, a place to stay,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm bed to have sex on That's all you need.
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  Speaker 1: Right, come on, twin size bed. Have you ever fucked
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  Speaker 1: in the twin sized bed?
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  Speaker 2: Of course I have. Are you out of your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Come to college?
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  Speaker 2: That's what replaced to have sex because no one can
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  Speaker 2: run away. You can't just be like I give up. No,
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  Speaker 2: you got to finish the job. You gotta do the thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're stuck on the twin sides bed. It's awesome now.
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  Speaker 1: The twice sizes band is like, that's the right of passage.
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  Speaker 1: We're like when your back is good enough that you
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  Speaker 1: can have sex on the tiniest bed possible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how we pulled it off back then.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to have sex on a folding table?
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  Speaker 2: College closets, folding tables, coffee tables, various?
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  Speaker 1: This is one step up from your car. You used
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  Speaker 1: to do it much more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy, I don't want to think about that.
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  Speaker 1: He worked little bathrooms. If you had a queen size
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  Speaker 1: band at college, like you was really living that life
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  Speaker 1: because we all had to sleep on the folding tables.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize the time that college was a scam.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm glad you're bringing this up because I didn't
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  Speaker 2: learn anything. Did you learn anything in college?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I learned a fun time. Now was any
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  Speaker 1: of it like really like what I plan to be learning? No?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. But it's all helping in life. Helped me scam.
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  Speaker 1: Like those psych classes. You can learn a lot about
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  Speaker 1: people in natural behavior and people's avoidance of flick and
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  Speaker 1: how to get what you want. I I love bribing
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  Speaker 1: people at restaurants. That's like, I'll give a host a
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  Speaker 1: handshake in a minute if I can get a table faster.
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  Speaker 1: Uh this weekend? Actually, though, it went left.
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  Speaker 2: I gave.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't my money, but I was going on
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  Speaker 1: a date and we were forty five minutes late and
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  Speaker 1: it was my fault. It's not so bad.
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  Speaker 2: You look like a late person.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. Some people look like they're late my mother.
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  Speaker 2: Some people look like year old woman late all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm late all the time. It is a condition. Do
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  Speaker 1: not shame me. Okay, you know time is a construct.
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  Speaker 1: I show them based off vibes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Like we had this conversation on Twitter. Yeah, you show
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  Speaker 2: up when the vibe is right, when it's been percolating,
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  Speaker 2: and you flowers started to bloom a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta let your third eye wake up. Get the
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  Speaker 1: crust out of that, you know what I mean. Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm operating on a vibrational plane, you know what Elon
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  Speaker 1: Musk said. And I really have no to go with that.
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  Speaker 1: There's insane explanation. But I'm just chronically tardy, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: proud of it. I don't even say sorry that I'm
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  Speaker 1: late anymore, and just say thank you for your patience.
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  Speaker 2: The psychological manipulation part that you brought up is interesting
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  Speaker 2: to me. Because I realized that I was scammed on
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  Speaker 2: Halloween fresh so I went to play pinball at a
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  Speaker 2: bar by myself on Halloween because I have that kind
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  Speaker 2: of fucking nerd name what. No, it's fine, it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a parent. I didn't need to be go out
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  Speaker 2: taking chances on Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you go? Dusters or Different Busters doesn't have pitbull
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 2: They got like those VR machines you'd ride around in
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  Speaker 2: the fucking Fast and Furious cars or something. No, a pinball.
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  Speaker 2: There's a place in Eagle Rock called Waltz and they
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  Speaker 2: have like old pinball machines. So I go and I
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  Speaker 2: break a twenty to get beer and then get quarters
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. And as I'm taking my change, the bartender
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  Speaker 2: says to the bar back not getting a lot of
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  Speaker 2: tips tonight. I was like, oh shit, well, I guess
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  Speaker 2: I better tip. So I gave her like four dollars
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  Speaker 2: because I knew that she was trying to guilt trip me,
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  Speaker 2: or I didn't know she was trying to guilt trip me.
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  Speaker 2: I just felt guilty. And then the next day today
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she didn't she was doing that specifically,
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  Speaker 2: So I heard her because she knew I had cash, yup,
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: Played you did, and I love that for her. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why I never thought of that. I think
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  Speaker 1: because when I was a bartender, I was very aggressive,
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  Speaker 1: and we would be like, if you didn't tip us,
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  Speaker 1: we'd be like, hey, y'all, he didn't tip, so don't
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  Speaker 1: give him no more drinks. Like we would just be
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  Speaker 1: mean as fun to everybody and bully them into buying
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  Speaker 1: like at least forty dollars worth of stuff so that
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  Speaker 1: we could autogra to it for eight dollars, which is
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  Speaker 1: definitely illegal, but we did it for so long. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. They told us that was what we did,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, we're still here. We doing crime.
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  Speaker 1: Crime sop here. Love it, Love that for me, But
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  Speaker 1: that's so funny. I never thought about doing that, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: If you're in the service industry, if you're a bartender,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, gotta like just shout out sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: like damn it, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Pull my car payment is next week and it's three
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars. Can you help the brother out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Why not? Why not?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you find a guy.
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  Speaker 2: Who looks like me, who wears glasses, who's kind of
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  Speaker 2: like too nice. Uh, just assume that they're going to
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  Speaker 2: be guilty about whether or not you have money, So
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  Speaker 2: just throw it out there.
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  Speaker 1: Try them. We get on your phone, be like, damn it,
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  Speaker 1: that was the bank. They taken the house for real
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  Speaker 1: this time. So what can I get?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta put my dog down? Can't afford his meds?
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey, so our specials are hat browns with gravy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's me, that's me and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But we can't afford. We can't afford to we can't
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  Speaker 1: afford to euthanizing.
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  Speaker 2: So we're just we're bathroom. We're gonna throw him off
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  Speaker 2: a bridge, him swim for like I got this pillow.
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  Speaker 1: Started me more than it hurts you anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The specials, you gotta roll right back into the venue.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta roll right back into Like all right, so
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  Speaker 2: we've got fie alfreda, we got steak whatever. Right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just waiting for this ship to be over.
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  Speaker 1: You start asking the guest questions, do y'all know how
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  Speaker 1: much the kidney would go for.
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  Speaker 2: To give blood in a month?
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  Speaker 1: How much blood?
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  Speaker 2: Like before you like, have I start passing out or anything?
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  Speaker 2: Like what's what's the what's the trade off here? What
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  Speaker 2: am I losing on?
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  Speaker 1: You start faking like you're saying, we go to tables.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, guys, had to give away a lot of blood.
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  Speaker 1: Times are very hard. Anyway, we have a table side seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Just alid that's too timeful.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're gonna finish that apple juice? Feeling weak?
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  Speaker 1: Are bro? I really with that bartender. She's doing the
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  Speaker 1: right thing. I hope she does that all night long.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that bartender just knows that the barback knows
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  Speaker 1: that that's the bit that they do.
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  Speaker 2: And now I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 2: the mark. And she's like, I can get this guy again.
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  Speaker 2: She thought I was cute, and so I'm gonna manipulate
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  Speaker 2: his sick, little soft brain.
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  Speaker 1: And I love that for her.
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  Speaker 2: Love Yeah me too. No, I'm happy. I like to
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  Speaker 2: be a simp. That is That's where I belong. This is,
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  Speaker 2: this is this episode.
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  Speaker 1: I like to be a simp.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I hope you do you better.
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  Speaker 1: Scaf God. Let's get into our first segment here, what's
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  Speaker 1: Hot and Fraud. This is where we warned the listeners
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  Speaker 1: about a pop and scam and the zeitgeist are more
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  Speaker 1: often than that. What do we do? We get your letters,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: guys as always, snitch on your friends, your family, yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Scam got his pop at gmail dot com. Just make
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  Speaker 1: sure the scams are tired because we don't want to
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  Speaker 1: what Yes, fuck up your bag, Amen, Dave, I need
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  Speaker 1: a fake name for this person, won't cairl gender.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see Samuels Samuel P.
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  Speaker 1: Beavers, sam Beaver's name.
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  Speaker 2: No, Sam, I don't watch pornography.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, the way you said that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't watch pornography.
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  Speaker 1: I look, you wanted to believe you. You're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Watch Come on, come on, No, I would never do
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  Speaker 2: such a thing. Oh, I imagine image classes is ready
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  Speaker 2: to fuck up again.
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  Speaker 1: So this so Sam Beavers.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry sold you down the river with that one.
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  Speaker 1: You really did you up right? It was like booty hole. Fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that's what the name is what Sam Beaver's all right?
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  Speaker 1: So Sam Beaver says, hopefully y'all aren't listening to this
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  Speaker 1: out loud. No, we always cursing on here. Your kids
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  Speaker 1: will be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're playing this over the loud speaker at
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  Speaker 2: a Walmart, that's on you.
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  Speaker 1: And I love that for me, so please do.
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  Speaker 2: Get those numbers up.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a small business owner. Like anytime we're
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  Speaker 1: giving out something, if it's candy for Halloween or gifts
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas, if you stick one of your business labels
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  Speaker 1: on it and an address or a phone number, it's
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  Speaker 1: a way to promote the business, regardless regardless of whom
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  Speaker 1: you know. You're giving it to, mom, dad, brother, who
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  Speaker 1: gives a fuck? All right, Sam, So, booger kids knocking
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  Speaker 1: on the door. Why are you calling these kids booger kids?
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  Speaker 2: Booger kids? What's a booger kid?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess, like because they be having boogers and
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  Speaker 1: they be I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean some kids are out there eating boogers. My
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  Speaker 2: kid is four. He doesn't eat boogers, he doesn't put
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  Speaker 2: weird stuff in his mouth. So maybe like a booger
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  Speaker 2: kid is like one of those gross kids who like
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  Speaker 2: does stuff that nobody wants to talk to.
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  Speaker 1: It's always something on their face.
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  Speaker 2: You have something like some sort of like goo or
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  Speaker 2: like just like food or like.
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  Speaker 1: Mark kids faces. Yeah, come on, so, booger kids knocking
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  Speaker 1: on the door to get some candy, put a sticker
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  Speaker 1: on it. When you do it can be written off
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  Speaker 1: as a tax rite off for twenty five dollars or
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  Speaker 1: less each. Damn what? Yes? So this is my thing
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  Speaker 1: is everything costs twenty five dollars if you have a
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  Speaker 1: small business, big business assholes, they write off billions. I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing off pennies, pure pennies. It's start to sound like
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  Speaker 1: you mad the big business, which you should be. So okay,
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  Speaker 1: I like this, like so if you just stick like okay,
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  Speaker 1: what if you don't have a small business though? Can
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you can everyone just write off like Halloween candy? Can
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: we write off Christmas presents to our friend, our family? No?
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I think you kind of have to be incorporated. You
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: probably are though, right, couldn't you do it? Yeah?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I am okay? So yeah, I have an escorp. So
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: if you have an escorp, guys, you know, if you're
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: giving away anything for free, baby, start throwing your business
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: name on there. You know what I mean, making a
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: business transaction.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Don't forget I gave you this Snickers bar, young man.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Get it right in here.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make everybody sign up for a mailing list,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: like all the kids you email?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you want to get candy. I'm gonna be
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: your vitals to details, sign up right here for your
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: snickers bar. Right.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like every kid probably has an email now
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: after you know, zoom school from the pandemic. So yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all of them to sign up for
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: my comedy mailing list. Yeah.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sure the parents are gonna be like, yes, I'm
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: going to give out my child's email address to some
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: weird lady.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Do you want the candy or what?
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, candy, bitch, make your choice, my candy show no candy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: It's a bringer at the comedy store. I just get
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: twenty people to show up so the.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Candy bars, So get the okay, listen, that's the trade off.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: What if we all just started doing that, Like we
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: didn't start making kids like work for candy on Halloween, Like, yeah,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you can get this candy, but first you got to
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: answer my riddles. Three.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're like a troll under a bridge, you know,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: such because a free lunch, that's right. Yeah, you gotta
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: learn to earn it. This is America.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Everyone starts skipping my house, like, don't go over there.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: That's the lady that gives you chores if you watch candy.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: If you want candy, you won't come in here.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Clean, sweepish porch. Motherfucker. Do it now.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: If you want candies to wreak them leaves, they're not
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: gonna wreak themselves.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Start throwing smarties at them. Yeah, eat that right.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: But you're throwing them individually.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: You can catch you in your mouth.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: The worst Halloween els ever. I love this. I love
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: this for me. No, yeah, yeah, y'all get them kids working. Okay,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: this's a whole freak candy. You just walk around and
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: people give you things that's not America.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: M mmm mm mmm.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So what America is about? You get you a squeeze.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, y'all, wash one window each.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yall, each one gets a window that I got five windows.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You can have twix.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you like left or right? Because you can't
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: have both.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I just realize the car has six windows. I don't
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: know if it's five you got. I got five windows.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: The side window got blown out of the car. Somebody
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: threw a baseball bat at it. Whatever.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it's time for historic hoodwins. I am
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: going to regale Dave with the famous Cohn Caper group
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: of criminals squad. Oh and we're gonna see if we
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: like him or we hate them. And I think I'm
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: gonna like what we're talking about today. You guys as
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: always tagging me, emailing me, sending a carrier pigeon about
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a scam that you just have to hear about. And
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I love this one so much. Shout out to the congregation.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about Bishop Sycamore. And if you don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: know what Bishop Sycamore is, oh honey, just buckle up.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: So at the beginning of twenty twenty one high school
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: football season, a previously unknown school called Bishop Sycamore rose
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: to infamy when they lost to a top high school
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: football team, I AMG Academy in a complete shutdown. It
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: was discovered during the ESPN televised game that Bishop Sycamore
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: was not only dangerously mismatched, but actually might have been
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: a fake high school that lied to ESPN.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was my favorite story of the year by far.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: These guys were some of them not in high school,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: not high school age, not registered for anything. They're just
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: like dudes who wanted to get to the NFL or
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: get into a college or something. Some were joke juco
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: like junior college college. Yeah, yeah, they got destroyed. But
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: it's it's funny too.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I wish they hadn't lost.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I wish they had the gonna win. It was this
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: rudy they win.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I wish that they were so good that it was
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like now they all played for the IN or the NFL, Like,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I wish that they had been good. That's the only
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: thing that makes me bad about the scams, Like, hey,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna make a whole First of all, y'all not
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: even having no great requirements or not in high school.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: So y'all gonna make a whole football team and not
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: get the best players.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's why you can't get the best players because
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: this school was invented out of nothing. They're no outsisers,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: they coul afford to equipment. They're like the it would
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: cost too much to build like real dormitory, so they
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: just had people like sleeping on cots and on the
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: floor and stuff. This was a scam that was so perfect,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: But the one flaw is that they had to be
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: on TV. The scam is we have the fake high school.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: We play the best high schools in in games. We
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: get paid for that. We get paid to license our footage,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: like whatever, like be in the games and then ESPN
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: buys the rights to the TV package and you just
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: get money hand o or fist. And the problem is
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: they didn't gotta play the fucking games at they stick
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out that they're bad. Someone might
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: get seriously injured. Thank god nobody did. But like they
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: didn't even have a quarterback at one point because only
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: had one, Like it was the best see you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Know what I do? Love out Bishop Sycamore. Though, these
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: probably were the guys who were outselling candy in front
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: of Walmart who said they smelling the snickers so that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: they could buy jerseys. This is the first time in
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: history that the kids who were selling the candy actually
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: bought some fucking jerseys.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, one year old man selling candy out in front
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: of you the Ralphs or the Walgreens or something that, yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: to get jerseys.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I have so many questions. So in twenty twenty one,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Ohio school Bishop Sycamore entered the high school football season
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: with the fourth toughest schedule in the nation. Their roster
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: was only thirty to thirty five players, big a fraction
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: of the opponent's rosters, which meant that their tough schedule.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: The players were under a lot of pressure. So you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: can't really rest a lot of your players if you
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: need a lot of your players to play. It means
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: like they can't really ride the bench at any point
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: because they needed the fact that you said that they
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: didn't have a quarterback at one point. I just imagine
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: them hanging around the high school like, hey, like Matthew
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: McConaughey from uh that movie. Alright, alright, hey, I get
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: older than say the same age, UH play football?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Come on, get over here. I like it. I like
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: how your buttet's in those pants. The problem is they
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: had to because, like you said, they only have thirty
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: two players, and usually you have like fifty two players
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: on football team. They had guys playing both sides. You're
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to play
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: defense and offense because.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to get some time off. They said, all right,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: we all offense, y'all? Say no, y'all, Tim John, you say,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just scored.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Some gatorade on him and get it back out there,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: like what you can't do, yea. The left tackle is
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: also the wide receiver.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Right left tackle is the wide receiver and you.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Probably know football too lazy, right, you're from Texas, Like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: that's Friday night lights country. You can't do that shit.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Hell no, I played football in Miami. I only lived
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: there for a year, but they had a girls football team,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: So I was a wide receiver and like learn my
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: little routes and stuff. But it was not for me.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: But I did have fun doing it. But it's that's
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: so wild to me that they were not how you
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: go to the office and defense.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Because you're running out of people to believe in the
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: scam right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Right now, this is a missus doubtfire type scam.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: They should have done it multi level marketing style like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Lula Row. Like, Okay, if you want to be a
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: part of this team, you just recruit five other dudes
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to play on the team with you. You gotta recruit
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: a whole offensive line if you want to play, go
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: down to.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: The park and see who you can find. Okay, because
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Kevin can't keep being the quarterback and the running back,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: he's throwing to himself. He's throwing to himself.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, anyway, you can't like.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: The quarterback's running with it. No, he's throwing it and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: then he's catching it as well.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: And then he's just been laid out by a horrible tackle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Just disgusting, and this is just so ridiculous to me.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm also I have a question. I wonder if we'll
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: get the answer to this, But like what happens when
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: they play at home? Like where's home? Like when the
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: high school school bus pulls up and they just at
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: somebody backyard.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so home stadium, They're just traveling because the
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: point is that the reason why they play the fourth
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: toughest schedule in high schools is because the point is
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: to play the big schools, the schools people want to
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: see on TV. And then ESPN pays whatever this company
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: was for the package for the for the rights to
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: show these broadcasts.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: So they had to get the bags. They had to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: play like these so they over you're playing like Friday
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Night Lights.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, MG, Academy is like fucking legit, Like these guys
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: are definitely all gonna play in college at some point.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: So you're playing you know, the basically the Raiders or something.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: You know, these guys are gonna tear you up.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: So the game was aired on ESPN and at the
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: finale of the twenty twenty one ESPN high School Kickoff
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: series featuring prominent teams, nationally ranked prospects, and players that
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: have committed to playing Division one football. So, because of
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: IMG's reputation of like DNAs, the company that books these
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: schools for esp Prep Gridiron Logistics, they couldn't find one
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: school out of two hundred that were willing to play
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: against them except for Bishop Sycamore. So everybody was like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: prep stuff. Kept calling people like, hey, y'all, y'all want
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to play this game. Y'all gonna get paid, y'all gonna
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: be playing against I am hello.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Hello, I am not gonna pick up the phone next
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: time if you keep calling me, stop doing that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I am not gonna get my ass whooped. Bye, No,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: not coming, No, Hey, it's prep grind.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: That's why it's the perfect grift. It's the perfect grift
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: because people teams are scared to play these guys who
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: are like legit top prospects. So you just get a
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: bunch of patsy's to get waylaid by these studs like
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you getting you getting millions and millions of dollars at
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: TV rights. It's stupid, it's insane. Answer me this question.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, who the fuck is
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: watching high school football in ESPN seven? What is that about?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? How much do you like football
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: if you're watching seventeen year old boys playing football.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, and I actually resonate with this,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: is that there's some people who, like, you know, when
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: a new artist comes out of new music or like
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: when Drake first dropped, like So Far Gone and all
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: that shit, like some people like to be like I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: saw them win, like I knew they were going to
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: be a star, Like I came. I you know, I knew,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: like I remember watching So in the winter, like during
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: like Christmas and like that kind of period. In Texas,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: there's these really famous basketball tournaments that are all high
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: school players.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Where I saw. Oh what's his face? He kind of
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: looked like a bird. Oh he's from Texas. Oh for
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Not Kevin, No, he's not from Texas. He played in Texas.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna drive me crazy. Somebody out there knows.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: He kind of looks like a bird. He played for
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the Heat for a little bit.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Ooh, dar Chris Chris Birdman, Chris Bosh, Chris Bosh, Chris Bosh,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I thought you like Birdman? Okay, sure, yeah, I a
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: little bit, Yeah yeah, okay, okay.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But I saw him play like when he was in
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: high school. So it's like some people like to just see,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: you know, who's gonna be the next whatever and check
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: it out. So I definitely think that there's an audience
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: for watching high school football. Now, who has ESPN seven.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Seve I just I mean, I don't know. I don't
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I like football. I like all sports, really for hockey.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I don't get that there's no black people. I can't
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: trust it. But uh, why am I high school football?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't need to go to a
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: cocktail party and be like, did you see the left
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: tackle for IMG Academy? Oh boy, he's gonna be blocking
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: and running routes and all kinds of stuff for the
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Seahawks one day. Like who's gonna want to hear me
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: say this? I don't thought it on a scout for
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: the NFL?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Like who sounds like some delicious small talk to me, Dave.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm sure some man is going to sweep
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: you off your feet talking about how much they love
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Bishop Sycamoores. Uh corner right, So.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: There is definitely an audience and a market for these things.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And everybody didn't want to get their ass beat by IMG,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: so they were like, no, we're not gonna do it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So I bet when prep uh Gridiron called Bishop Sycamore
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, Bishop Sycamore, don't up. We've got
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: an opportunity for you, great opportunity. Sycamore was like, huh, okay,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: we're playing who I amg Okay, that sounds good. We're
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: gonna beat her. I mean it's I'm good. No, always
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: stand for something? Okay, Yeah, no, we'll beat her.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: What's a good school? They're just starting to read it
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: instead of being an acronym. That's a good scores?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Right. It was like drop the address, we gonna pull up. Okay,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: do ill.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Got parking to validate? Yeah?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: No, we're not coming in a bus. Everybody coming individually.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: We got four on the fits.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there won't be a team meal. We just got
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: orange slices like a cooler.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do y'all have coolers?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: This?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you, does IMG have coolers
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: that like maybe they could share, Like it's like a
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: what one water situation.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Or y'all like Caprice sons.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they got trainers too, right, Okay, so what
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: happens if we don't have trainers, Like, if we get injured,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: could we use IMG's trainers or do y'all provide medical? Yeah?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: None of these kids have health insurance unfortunately, and that's
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: probably true. Oh god, I'm sorry, that's not funny.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: We also down three cups.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Why you gotta write your name on it so people
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: don't throw them away?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we could. We could use one shoulder pad
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: if y'all got it up. So of course they're the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: ones who are foolish enough to do this. Many expected
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the game to be between two top tier academies, as
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Bishop Sycamore was touted to be the IMG of the West. No,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: they didn't as well. I have a number of Division
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I prospects on their roster. I love that they basically
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: were just like, oh, IMG's good. Yeah, we're the IMG
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: of the West. We're the I mean of the West.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: The announcers during this camera like, yeah, we've heard a
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: lot of great things about Bishop Sycamore, the school. You know,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: they're they're tough. They come out there and they play
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: hard and fen by like the third quarter they're like, guys,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I think we've been we've been scammed by these dudes.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure that these are actual football players.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They started to get scared for them. You can tell
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it went from like, first of all, I love some
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: anchors just lying and be like, we've heard amazing, Like
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: let me tell you boy, Terrell out there, Terrell, he's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: the one to watch. And they're like, you've done no
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: research on this school. You're just up here.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Lying like yeah, it's a podcast. And people come on,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, I just did this. I wrote this book.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, cool book. Yeah, it was really great. I
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: read the whole thing and I've never read the book.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Come on, right, come on, y'all need to get to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: this book because it's ever read that. Now I have
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: at least try to read like a a chapter or
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: two so I can like throw out some facts and
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: be like, I read it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You know you're very kind. I'm not. I'm a mean person.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: You're not, Dave, you don't even sound mean. I don't know.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I'm the one who got scammed at the bar of.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Him who did. I don't know if you can achieve
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: being mean like that. Bartender was like, hold on, poverty
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: is calling, oh.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Calling, It just comes up out of poverty.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Poverty a scam likely just said poverty. Shit, it's poverty again. God,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: this pry's beating my ass speaker.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's me poverty. Goddamn.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Just want to let you know you're still here.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Bills are coming up. It's fifteenth. Let's go get it done.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Rab right, So I amg dominated Bishop Sycamore, scoring twenty
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: four points by the first quarter and finishing with the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: score of fifty eight zero. At that point, IMG is
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: just being disrespectful like this, you gotta beat the asses.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Just go home, shake handshake like just you know, I
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: feel like you don't have to do anything after halftime. Also,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: does Bishop Sycamore have cheerleaders, because if IMG had cheerleaders.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: No, they couldn't afford cheerleaders. They don't. They don't have
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: cheerleaders of the ninety nine cents store, what are you
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: It's just their chansons in like some Spirit of Halloween.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: They go to Spirit of Halloween, they get a bunch
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: of miss cheerleading costumes. They're like, yo, tell our nissen
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: them the around their friends up. Wait, what's the fish
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of Sycamore cheer b.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Ah, what's after that? I don't know what does matter?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Be sure? We sick, we sick, we sick, we sick.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: You did a better job than I thought you would,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: coming up with a with a chant there that's not bad,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Like we sick.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And we definitely leg it we.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Were sick, and more more.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we could do this, just like very mismatched roster.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I love this. So IMG beat the asses. It almost
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: immediately became clear that Bishop Sycamore was dangerously outmatched and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the game. As the game went on, commentators began to
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: question the legitimacy of the school's claims, none of which
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: could be verified. So we have a little video here
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: of where the announcers start to really figure out that
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: some may write. And what I love is like the announcers,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: like you were saying, Dave, they come in so hype.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: They're like, these are gonna be the best schools. It's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be a really tough game. And then I love
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: this shift from like oh, this is gonna be a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: great game to like, oh my god, are these people
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: gonna die?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like if I go on a first date
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, man, you'd be awesome. And then
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: you start to realize that this person is like really
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: into crystals or like maga or something, and you're like, oh.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: No, damn juxtapoles, crystals and maga like that.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: They are not the believe there are a lot of
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: There are a lot of crystal people who are anti vaccin.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying, charge.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: My course, but I got the vaccine. Like, wow, I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: can't believe you're gonna put me. I can't believe you
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: said crystal like crystal people, you know, not sees.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying they're exactly the same, all right, They're
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: not exactly the same.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: They're just you know, well cookie, Wow. Anyway, I just
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: want to know what a stone did to you. I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: just want to know what.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know. The stones didn't do anything other than
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: ruin some of my relationships with women, that's all. Like,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I can't I can't live with you like this. If
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you're worshiping a rock, come.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: On, rock, we're not worshiping it. The rock is vibes.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: You, You and your vibes, all right, vibes. You're not currency, Okay,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: you can't trade goods diservices from you.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: You definitely can. That's pretty much my whole entire career.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Does I car they pay you with vibes?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: No? They but I show up and I give them vibes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That's why they hired me to do vies to them.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: All right now, right now, we're doing vibes to the congregation. Yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I said, doing vibes. I'm doing vibes to them.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: What do you doing in the bathroom, Dave, I'm doing vibes. Well,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: come out, stop doing vibes all night.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Now you're making it sound like drugs. I don't like that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like this disrespect for the Crystal community.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: We didn't do nothing of addictive vibes.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: So let's play this video. We've got some commentators from ESPN.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: This went viral on twitters.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Sycamore told us they had a number of Division I
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: prospects on their roster. To be frank, a lot of
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: that we could not verify it said.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: They told us like, they're definitely lying.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: In the databases of other recruiting services. So it's okay
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: if that's what you're telling us.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Fine, And.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: There's gotta be a point now you do worry.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: About help and see want to get them here. Sets.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: They probably let them borrow them.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Those are those are video game headsets.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, you can pause it. I love the headsets because
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: there's something very funny to me, like them walk around
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: pretending to talking to headsets, but then like you keep
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: seeing them talking to each other face to face. It's
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: like they have hand says, but they keep walking down
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the field to talk kind of. It's not like anything.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: It's like if you're a chef and you're like, yeah,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I've seen that they wear those hats, so I probably
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: wear the hat, right, like the funny hat, the big
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: white hat. Yeah, I'm a big white hat. So I
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: couldn't work at Denny's.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Right. It's like they all have the headset like wrapped
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: around the back of their neck like they see on TV.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It's like they don't use them at all. There's cords
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: hanging off of them.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Who are you talking to There's no microphone there? What's
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I love that this dude is like in this video
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, we we did our research and we
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: could find anything on any of these players, Like, well,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: why didn't you broach the subject before they started the
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: game and you broadcast on TV?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Nobody wanted some play. Okay, Dave, Damn, this the best,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: like a fine.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I just feel bad for the adouncers who were like, yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I guess we should have said something when you know,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: we did our pregame research and all these guys just
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: had like criminal records or something. It's that right.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every time we Google we kept getting four oh
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: four uh error not found. But that's the wow. We
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: just thought maybe it was the WiFi. I don't know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Their vibes seemed like they were a football team, so
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: we just went with that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: ESPN chose this team based on vibes and that's fine.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: As we were told earlier in the podcast, vibes are currency,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: and so we got out of this game. It was
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: a hell of a lot of vibes.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Right, and didn't we cause we're talking about it right now.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I had a great time. I'm so glad they did this.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: This sounds great to me. Also, I love when white
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: people because you know how white people like won't like
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and they say white people out there, but there's a
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: certain language that white people use instead of being direct
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: that we all know and speak, and sometimes it is exhausting.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: So I love this white man being like instead of
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: being like they lying, like he was just like he
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: was like we were told that they were a team
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: with Division I athletes. When we researched, nothing was found.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, he's been simultaneously passing the buck and not
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: blaming anyone at all. Right, well, okay, so it's not
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: my fault that this team is getting their asskick dot TV.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: But it's no one else's fault either. As far as
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I know, this just kind of happened, and you haven't
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: here we are.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: He was like they had said that they were good,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: and well.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I always just believe everyone.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: They seem to be struggling to be good today.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was just today, Maybe they didn't they didn't
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: have a good meal. Maybe the vibes are off. I
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: don't know. This is something's not going well for Bishop
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Sycamore today.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: They might be a little tired because it seems as
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: though everyone plays every position.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm shocked that this man said anything. Now,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you haven't noticed, but my father is a
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: white man, and he would just not say anything about
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: the problem. He did, just ignore it until my mother
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: started screaming at him. So the fact that this guy
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: said anything instead of like well, fun game today, all right,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go have a whiskey and
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: go to sleep. Is amazing. Good for him being such
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: an upfront, honest white person.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So this is why this is shady. Shortly after well one,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: shortly after this game, Bishop Sycamore was taken off the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: schedule entirely and as it became clear that the school
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: was far shadier than expected. So what's shady about it?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Several concerning facts were immediate observed about Bishop Sycamore. Just
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: two days before their game with IMG, Bishop Sycamore played
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: against Stowe Rocks High School, which they lost nineteen to seven. Okay,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: they got a touchdown though, Okay, Okay. So Bishop Sycamore
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: had the same starting quarterback both games and frequently had
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: players with the same numbers in the same alignments in
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: both games. So this is kind of what we're talking about.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: A lot of these players played both ways in both games,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: meaning the kids had one day of rest after playing
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: offense and defense before doing it all over again against
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: maybe the most talented team in the country. No, it's
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: recommended by USA Football that there should be no more
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: than one full contact game or live action scrimmage per week.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: So if we're talking about just their health and safety,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: this is really dangerous. Also we're talking like CTE, we're
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: talking about full tackle football, Like this is not good
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: for your brain.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even NFL players when they play on three days
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: rest are struggling. Like if you play a Thursday night
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: football game, then you play a Monday or a Sunday game,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: you know that's that's intense. That's really bad for your body.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: So this pose a great deal of health and safety issues,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: made obvious when several players suffered injuries during the IMG game.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It was also appeared that Bishop Sycamore had mismatched helmets
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: and potentially not enough helmets for the entire team, which
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: again was only thirty to thirty five.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: One dude comes out with a goldfish bowl on his head.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: That's not gonna cut it, man, Geez.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: He was like, I got some bubble wraps. I don't
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: wrap that around good.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Just four pillows, right, we see.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Someone just four pillows with du pape around.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Those two holes cut in the front pillow.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: And everybody's playing both ways. So if y'all got enough helmets,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: like what you're doing like when you get an extira helmet,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Like when do y'all switch, It's like they keep like
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: giving the past that one helmet back and forth. They're like, well,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: were on office right now, so I don't really need it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Goal kicker, no helmet at all?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I need that hate dude, who cares why you were
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: in a helmet in the first place?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Right you go trip and fall? N't a damn helmet,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: tad over you're talking about? You want to help me?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Like you a kicker when you go back to being
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the office of blind me? You can't have your helmet?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Who made you the king of England with this helmet
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: you want to have?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Come on right thinking, what do you think we rich?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Like the helmet?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: This guy is up at the all of a sudden
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: wonder helmet.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: So additionally, Bishop Sycamore didn't have an away white jersey.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Both teams played in black, which made it hard on
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: spectators and even players themselves to tell the teams apart.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: So you on the field, you tackle with somebody like
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: it's me Greg.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: The announcers are like, ah, the guy in black number
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: forty seven just hit number twenty two. I'm not sure
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: who it iss. No names on there, they're all wearing masks. Basically,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: what a fucking mess.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: It's like, why are you blocking me? Break down? No,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: go for him on the same team. Yeah, this is
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a hot, hot mess before the twenty twenty one game
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: where they got out a. Bishop Sycamore was originally founded
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: as a Christian of Faith Academy in twenty eighteen by
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Andre Peterson, who also coaches the team's offensive defensive line,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: so their head coach at the time, Roy Johnson, who
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: was responsible for the team you know as a whole,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: basically like cof The Christian of Faith Academy shut down
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: after just one season, but shortly after reopened as Bishop sycama.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: They said, that didn't work. That didn't work.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I love a good rebrand, you know. It's like Facebook
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: changes their name to Meta and all the problems your solved.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: All the problems I love? Like, is that really what
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: they're gonna change it too? Is that the name they picked?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Meta? Yeah? Yeah, what's too? You're too busy going out
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: having a good time. You don't see the internet, you
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: don't see the Okay.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I knew that they were changing their name, but I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know to what.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Meadda, Yeah, that's a terrible name. I agree, but you
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: know what, I think Bishop Sycamore was a better name
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: than Christians.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bishop Sycamore sounds like a school. It sounds fancy.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It sounds like, you know, you got to pay tuition,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a little interview or whatever to get
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: your kid in there.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Academy. It's given like you know, the parents will help
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: their kid cover up a murder. They got money.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ever see school ties kind of like that?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: You know they made Bishop Sycamore did the rebrand thing.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Despite promises of large new facilities, it appears the school
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: was and has only ever been a purely online school,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: with next to no information about it available online. How
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: your school going to be an online school? But ain't
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: no information about it online? That's where y'all live.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where are the classes taking place? How do you
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: sign up for the school?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: The school is VI.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: It smells like education is happening.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: If you feel like you go to Bishop Sycamore, guess
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: what you do.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: But you still have to pay.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: If you think about bishops more like three four times
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: a day, guess what you're enrolled.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Sat Bishop Sycamore three times? Just like candy Man. It
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: will appear, and it will appear.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: The school will appear. You just gotta do the incantation.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: And then candles kids some moon rocks or some gems
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: or some fucking stone.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Now you know, you keep crystals out of your mouth. Okay,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you can't talk about crystals. No, you keep my name
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: out your mouth. I'm crystals.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry about that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I'm about to lay out candle right now. I can't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: believe this shit. It's okay, I'm gonna get rid of you.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rid of your vibes. I'm with my
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: candle in my sage. So right. So, there's also no
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: indication that it has any students outside of its football team.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I love this slow unraveling that's also written like the announcer,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: there's no indication that there's any student. It's like, yes,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: there's no students. It's a fake school and it's only
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: a football team, and they are kind of people for coins.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: So the football team no as Bishop Sycamore, first played
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen, during which they went four and five
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: against a variety of smaller schools, none of them located
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: in Ohio. On August twenty seventh, twenty nineteen, they were
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: removed from playing against the Mainland High School in the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Freedom Bowl, a private football tournament in Milton, Georgia, for
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: breach of contract following failure to submit le rosters and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: book hotel rooms in time. So they were like, we
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: don't know who's playing for your team. Biship Sigamore was like,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: we don't know, ethan, and when we do, we gonna
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: call y'all. Damn, we say, we're gonna figure it out. Like,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: why do you even know? Right now?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: What's the rush?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what we'll figure today.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: We got some leads on some players for your resumes
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: coming in from indeed dot com. We got this, we
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: got this.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: We go we hanging out at the local gym, see
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: who's fit.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Playing fit? Hanging out at the crunch gym or like
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: a twenty four hour fitness Like that guy looks like
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: the row of football, right right.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: We go to the basketball court. Not the same sport,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: but no, we're just looking for athleticis.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I just like how you look at that jersey?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Right? I just feel like you got good calves? Hear something?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Vibes you're talking about vibes again?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: They didn't book their hotel rooms in time. I'm sure
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: they were like, well, we gotta who got hotel money? Like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: we gotta figure that out. We actually was gonna stay
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: at Airbnb. The whole football team, all thirty five of us,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: we got. We got a two bedroom. Were going fit
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: everybody in there. That's what we do it. So that
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: was a little shade situation. But they weren't outed to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: be a fake school at the time, so it kind
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: of was just like they took an l but they
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: kept doing their fake school thing. There were additionally safety
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: concerns as many of the student athletes looked older than
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: high school age. Yeah, because they were grown ass men.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: This is like a Will Farrell Pharaoh movie like in
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: the making, and he's.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Got a gray hair on his temples.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Bishops More team, the one with the walker. He said
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: he got gout.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker is collecting Social Security already.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: What is he? No, he says something about he can't
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: come because he's on probation for unpaid child support and
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: he said he's been on probation for ten years. All
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, yeah, but did you have the baby?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: How old is the kid? Yeah? One of them over
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: there was giving me advice about college because they said
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: their son in college. Due how old are these men.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: They're like, they're like twenties, like twenty five or something. Yeah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that anybody believed this, Like would these
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: students show up on the bus and they walk out,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, that's an adult man. How you can
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: do it? That's an adult human being, a road man?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: What is this.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: That's when the kind of like blackness of it all
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: comes in, Like we we're all aged up as black
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: people in the eyes of white people, in the eyes
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: of media anyway. So they probably were like, well, you know,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: they all look grown to me once they turned eleven.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: So oh god, that's really dark.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: It's a really dark thing. But yeah, so you know,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: but they grown grown. So many players that already graduated
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: from high school, and there were like four or five
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: kids that were twenty twenty one and had children of
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: their own. Like we were joking, they fully got kids.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: For lack of an actual campus, athletes were housed in
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: a hotel for five months, paid for with bounced checks,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and the only education provided was to visit a public
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: library and a single religion class taught by coach Johnson.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: So Coach Johnson's also leading Bible study. If you ever
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: watched the TV show the game, it's very much giving
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: like they had like one Bible study session and went
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: at somebody living room.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for coach Johnson when they get to
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: the part in the Bible where they talk about THU
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: shalt not steal, because he just riff of these dudes up. Yes,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: you know, he's stealing from those people that are on
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: the team lazy. He's stealing from those people saying I'm
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: going to give you an education, and then he teaches
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: one Bible study class that tells them the fuck up
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: to the library.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: That's just what they want. I'm sure that's what they want.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they weren't like, no, we would actually love
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: to go to class like I'm sure, but also marine biologists.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Sure, but he's also promising them that they can maybe
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: get into a Division one or Division two football program.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: But that's a fucking lie too.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: It's a risk, for sure. I mean a risk is
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like insane, what's happening. I'm calling it a risk. But
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: also you bus stealing from those hotels. I don't know
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: how you get a hotel for five months and the
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: checks bounce, and they just I guess there's squatters rights,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, how do y'all?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was bouncing checks on an apartment for a while,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I bounce the check. Yes there's squatters rights, but I
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: don't know if you have squatters rights for a hotel.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. So you bounce a check for apartment?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Wait what happened? Oh?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: So I bounced the check and then I would be
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: able to, like, I get my next paycheck, and then
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I would just like give them another one. They'd be like, okay,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: so we have pail a fee for the bounced check,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: but you could still pay in like another seven days,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: and so I was able to cover the costs.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Now, why do the whole rigmarole? Like why not just
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: hit him up and be like, hey, I need seven days?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Like you're like, here's your check on time, mister landlord.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I love capitalism because that's your boot.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Let me take a lock, because sometimes you know, it's
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: better to just lie about the problem than actually address it,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: which is what I got from my white father, just.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Pretending with that on White people Day.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I shouldn't blame all of my problems on being
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: halfway should I.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, but you could do most. I can blame
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: most of my problems on being black, So it's cool.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: We can do we can do any. Now.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: My love for crystals, yeah, I'm not sure where that's
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: coming from.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I really it's also not a problem.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: See, you only think it's only how you perceive the situation.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I perceive it to be. You know, a little quirky
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: thing that you do.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: That's fine, don't discriminize. I don't like that. I don't
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: like that. So the players. The players were also not
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: provided with food, and some players resorted to stealing from
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: supermarkets to eat. All. Okay, this is sad, Dave, You're right.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: This man was cheating these young men because like, twenty
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: twenty one isn't an adult. Your brand is a fully developed,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Like I don't think it's well, you're twenty five until
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: it's fully developed. And like they're young, they're broke, they're
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: trying to steal food. All they want to do is
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: join the NFL. Okay, it's getting a little sad now,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: like coach Johnson, sueer bitch.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Scam ESPN and IMG all you want. Don't scam these
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: these twenty one year old guys who are trying to
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: make a living.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: That's so, And how could they not eat? How can
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: they not afford to eat? If y'all are playing these
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: kind of pay all of football games, like you're not
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: you're making some money. You must be making a coin
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: if you're keeping up this big of a grift. So
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and you're not paying for the hotels, soho, where's the
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: money going? Coach?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: All head sets and headphots, all that, all those not
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: plugged in headphots sports.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: A cool tramont They went to radio shack and said, Ronita, radio.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Check, you still got radio check Circus City.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's like one radio check laft, it's
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: a few Circus City.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Oh Lord, instruments calculator solar.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Powered, right, that's fancy. So apparently Coach Johnson recruited the
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: students with the prospect of practicing at Ohio State facilities.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: In reality, they have practiced outside of an apartment complex
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: that house students of Ohio State.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Mm mmmmm. They playing the parking lot. Okay, so listen,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: then they valet the car and then they go back
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: to practice.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: He said, how do we playing at Ohio State? The
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: top of the line facilities? And then they got to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: the facilities and he was like, all right, so by facilities,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I mean we're gonna be in that parking lot across
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the street from the facilities, but you can see the
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: facilities from here.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Better be it better be a no contact practice. If
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: you can up down on that asphalt. You're bringing them back, right,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: y'all playing in a parking lot. We got a bouncy house.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: You guys could just hit each other as much as
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: you want. It's fun.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Oh well, he said, outside of apartment complex. So maybe
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: they're not in the parking lot. Maybe they're in the
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: grass and they're like, Okay, the sprinkle is gonna come on,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: so we gotta get this last place.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: They didn't do Shakespeare in the park later, so we
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: better wrap up. It's Henry the eight, so it'd be
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: really long.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, if campus security comes over here, just uh,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: don't don't tell them what we're doing. Like you guys
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: playing football, No, tell him we go to Ohio State.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: No, so that's a football in your hand. No, it's
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: not not a football, and throw it away.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: It's not No, we were just standing out here, you know, vibes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Es, it's this is a great just like fall Back
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: just say vibes rights for everything it does.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: The school struggled to maintain coaches as eighty percent of
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the coaching staff quit during the season and the team
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: was left just two coaches and one mother of a player.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: So you know, not your mama gotta come coach the team.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're scamming mothers out here, right.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: So the schools of Legal practices at one point so
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: many players had active arrestaurants that the team could not
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: fly to away games. Damn everybody on the no fly list.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: God damn you team right right.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Showed up.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: We had to recruit where we could. Okay, so we
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: actually saw it at on Craigslist for the joining the Taliban,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and we went and was like, would I like to
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: play the football in between?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: You guys seemed like you like to hang out with
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: other men, you know, right, work together for a common purpose.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Fall totally fine with dangerous activity. Doesn't seem like a
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: lot of you have any regard for like help or safety.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna live along time, don't mind living on
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: a cot come on down.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like they're.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: The perfect recruits.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Sycamore team. Oh, it was like.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: You just can't fly anywhere other than that were good, right,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: you can't.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Fly anywhere, but everything else is good. They were like, yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: we got a game in Puerto Rico. Okay, I'm ana
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: catch a boat.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: You guys got like a you know, like a scooter
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: There's a carnival cruise that drops off.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: It just makes them my last got carnival cruise, buddy,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: got your mind.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: That's very that's very true. They ain't got a carnival coin.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: You're right about that. So the team also struggle with camaraderie.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: A former player claimed that there were at least five
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: fights every fact.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Five five. Well, if you don't feed people, you made
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: them play football in an open field or a parking lot. Uh,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: and then you make them all live together in a
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: tiny little like apartment complex or something. Yeah, fight each other.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: We get really pissed off.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Five fights just feels like too many fights.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Five fights every press. After the second fight, I'm like,
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: all right, let's take a break.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Let's like, right, every time you every time you get
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: water like, oh to fight the gad damn. Oh, all right,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: we'll give you five minutes.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I don't wear each other out. Eventually we'll get tired.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be able to run your rouse if
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: y'all keep fighting in between every play. I'm trying to
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: get it down to like three fights of press.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I wish they had kind of a fight during the game,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: like with each other. It's like, what are they doing all?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: He said something about his mom and that just wasn't cool.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: You know, his mom do be coaching the team? Somebody
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: said she'd be doing coaching.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Hey my mom is my ride home? Fuck you?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Oh goodness. So yeah, this is absolutely unhinged, these poor
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: young men. And also the fact that they will literally
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: are not getting anything that they were told that they
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: were supposed to get. So when Bishop Sycamore was cos
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: it was under the federal investigation for use of counterfeit currency,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: credit and debit card fraud, computer fraud, and potential online crime.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: So when that was the Christian of Faith or whatever
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: the hell, So they were over here doing all the
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: crime and also never taught a single class, just did
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: crime credit card fraud, like they areferved a computer fraud?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: What is computer fraud?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Well, these are all valuable skills.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: To learn, you know what, And there it is. Bishop
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Sycamore was a school where they educated you on how
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: to scam, and that is a valuable skill. It is
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: a career. You can definitely make crime a career and
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: a passion. Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I take it back about saying that they were getting
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: digned advantage of they learned something. They learned computer fraud,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: they learned wire fraud, they learned how to bounce checks effectively.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Like, right, what's your third period? A? I got computer
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: fraud this this semester for third period? Okay, what you mean?
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm in mail fraud.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got identity theft.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I took identity theft last semester. If you
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: want my notes, I just need your social security number.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you could just leave your credit card, debit card.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Let me see how driver's license, and then i'mmost send
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you my note.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: So that's what we seven and a half?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Right? Cool? Cool? I need I just need to know
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: so I can send the notes. So how the game
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: happened and who stands to profit? Wow, this is a
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: long one. I didn't know that Bishop Sycamore was running
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: all these scams. For my understanding, it was just the
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: viral football game and then they were just playing fake football.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they were doing all the crimes.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: It was a holistic crime operation. It was like good
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Fellas or something, but for football.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: For football, we played football, but we're also the mob.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You get it. It goes so on yappy dot com,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: which is like a forum that's dedicated specifically to Ohio
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: school sports. So there's like a whole website just for
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Ohio school sports. This is weird, so specific and a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: little bizarre. So someone made multiple posts defending the game
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and implying knowledge of the situation and how it could
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: be a financial benefit. So on one post, Jersey Flyers states,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: this is like a name I guess, a fake name,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: online profile name. I'm obviously a risk taker, especially when
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I feel I have absolutely nothing to lose. I've taken
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: similar rests in the past with fledging programs. I'm batting
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: like zero point sixty sixty seven right now. Okay. So
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: a promoter like PGL, which is what you were talking
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: about before, Like they get streaming deals. So this is
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: like a streaming deal with ESPN, and they can come
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: in and the broke if they broke or the arrangement
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: between the two teams, they get a cut of the
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: streaming profits from either of both of the schools. They'll
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: also require these major schools to pay certain fees in
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: order for the unknown school to travel and take part
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: in the game. Those fees often range between three thousand
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and ten thousand dollars, but have riched as high as
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: thirty two thousand dollars for a game. Once the unknown
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: schools play, they presumably become known entities and thus begin
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: to cycle anew. So, in Bishop Sycamore's case, coach Roy
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Johnson agreed to the terms of playing a big name
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: school as long as those schools paid for the team's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: travel expenses, which I'm sure when you gotta go everywhere
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: via car off footist.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because your team is made up of Volcano members.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could need a lot of gas.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, that's that's a great scam, Like just
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: this part of it where the guys like, yeah, we'll
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: play you if you pay pay us to play. We're
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: real good, incredible, Yeah, we'll do it. We don't care.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Just give us gas.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in Ohio. Wait, where's the game? You said,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Upstate New York. Okay, we don't need four days.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Four four days just for travel, all right, And then
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: when we get there, were ready a couple of days
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: just to like buy jerseys and stuff. But once we
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: got the jerseys. Yeah, we don't got any jerseys right now.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: But if you give us a cash, we'll play the game. Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Actually we need the money up front because we've been
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: four fourteen members are sharing a helmet and it's starting
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: to get a little hectic.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: We'll get an advance on that. They keep stats for
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: who has the most fights every every practice. Oh yeah,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Jim's got seven fights this week. It's crazy.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we told Jim he got it chew. We gotta
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: bring it down the six fights or less. We can't
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: do this nowhere. We're tired. We're tired Jim. So however,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: obviously instead of spending this money on housing or even
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: food for the team, puck.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: The of course he was.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: He's such a physical sport. You were working out so much,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: You are burning so many calories. How can you not
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: feed these young men? How you gonna be like eight yesterday?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Now get out there and run your rats.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even even Trump paid for that school to eat McDonald's.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Yeahfucer on the planet.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: How are gonna be having football for dinner?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Like what you're eating vibes for dinner tonight.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Guys, right, just think about food that you would like
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: to eat.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: It's a secret. You think about it, it'll show up
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: at your door.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Just drink a lot of water. It feel like eate
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: a meal. It feel the same way.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Save food five times in a little pert per.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: So Bishop Sycamore, this this is where they are now.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Coach Johnson was fired immediately after the game. Fired from
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what's real when you fired.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: He's got fired from his own scam. But that's how
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: scams work.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: So Bishop Sycamore is founder Andre Peterson has no intention
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: of folding the program. It's very unlikely Bishop will plan
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: another game the season, as other schools have pulled out
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: of their scheduling games citing safety concerns for their own players.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Ohio Governor Mike DeWine has ordered the state's Department of
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Education to investigate Bishop Sycamore, according to the court records,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: where Johnson has unpaid bills totally over three hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Heartbeat Production, Kevin Hart's production company, has already announced plans
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  Speaker 1: to put together a docuseries on Bishop Sycamore. Please, I
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  Speaker 1: need it. I need to know what these five fights
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  Speaker 1: a day were about. And need to know what if
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: they ever got to eat anything. So SMAC Entertainment announced
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  Speaker 1: that it's paying coach Johnson for exclusive rights and access
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  Speaker 1: to all television and film projects. Note that SMAC Entertainment
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  Speaker 1: is a talent management and production company from the former
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: NFL strategists and executive Constance Schwartz Marini and the pro
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  Speaker 1: football player Michael Strahan. So Michael Strachhan's cup, he is
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  Speaker 1: getting involved and they want to buy the rights. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he's about to get the bag. Three hundred cans
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  Speaker 1: don't be nothing to.
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  Speaker 2: Him, That's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, man, Chris, you're you're was that his name?
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  Speaker 1: Coach Johnson? Coach You're a badman, Which is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Broad, unbelievable. I mean, he's I think he's got to
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  Speaker 2: go in some sort of Hall of Fame for greatest
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  Speaker 2: true ridiculous scams.
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  Speaker 1: And also like points for style, points for costumes.
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  Speaker 2: Wardrobe, love.
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  Speaker 1: The head sets, such creative lies. Even to the team.
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  Speaker 1: He totally pained playing at Ohio State facilities and they
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  Speaker 1: were really playing outside of Ohio State apartments.
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  Speaker 2: No, the practice is in Ohio, don't get me wrong,
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  Speaker 2: And it's.
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  Speaker 1: On Ohio State's campus, the state.
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  Speaker 2: Of Ohio will will be there. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh beautiful man, this is hilarious. I'm so proud of
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  Speaker 1: this man. And aside for my favorite say my every
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: segment's my favorite. But this is Scammer of the week.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we highlight an honorary charlottean that we
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  Speaker 1: feel is worthy of our praise. So today, or maybe not,
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  Speaker 1: we might hate him. Let me put that out there. Disclaimer.
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  Speaker 1: So this week we're keeping it NFL. So, three more
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  Speaker 1: former NFL players have pleaded guilty to a healthcare fraud scheme,
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  Speaker 1: bringing the total number to fifteen former NFL players pleading guilty.
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  Speaker 1: So Edportis, who most recently played for the Washington football team,
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  Speaker 1: to Tamrick Vanover who played for Kansas City Chiefs and
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  Speaker 1: San Diego Chargers, and Robert mccoon, who played for several
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  Speaker 1: NFL teams. Damn. They was like, we not even go
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  Speaker 1: listen his critics. They're like, I don't know. He played
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  Speaker 1: for people.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard, there's a lot of teams.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of teams, so we're team yeah, he was.
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  Speaker 1: He was professional. So they have been doing in the
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  Speaker 1: scheme for like years and they just pled guilty. So
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  Speaker 1: the scheme involved the gene Upshot NFL Player Health Reimbursement
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  Speaker 1: Account Plan, which was created to give tax free reimbursements
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  Speaker 1: to health expenses that weren't covered by insurance for up
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  Speaker 1: to three hundred and fifty thousand dollars per player. The
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  Speaker 1: accused players submitted false claims and were paid out for
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  Speaker 1: expensive medical equipment that they never actually obtained. One player
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  Speaker 1: obtained over two point nine million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: What two point nine million dollars. That's more than some
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: of these guys made it in a year, right, because.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Like the base salary? The starting is like six hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're like a really low level player.
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  Speaker 1: If you're like really, yes, that's a lat minimum something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So some of the expensive devices players filed for
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  Speaker 1: were hyperbaric oxygen chambers, cryotherapy machines, ultrasound machines designed for
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  Speaker 1: use by a doctor's office to conduct with it's help exminations,
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  Speaker 1: and magnetic therapy devices.
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  Speaker 2: Hey girl, come over to my house. You want to
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  Speaker 2: do an ultra sound. That's a great way to bring
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: somebody back your place, isn't it?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Oh? God, it's like y'all had y'all have consensual sex,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: and then he's like, hey, you wanna let's.
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  Speaker 2: Just see what's going on he's going on down there.
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  Speaker 1: I love also that they were just like these are
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  Speaker 1: fine things for people to buy, Like they're like, hey, y'all,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: it's me. Uh, what's his name, Terrell Owens. It's me
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  Speaker 1: Terrell Owens. I need some money for an MRI machine
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  Speaker 1: from my house.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna operate it myself. I got remote control outside.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sometimes I'll just be feeling like
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: going to m R and you know the hospital is long.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I just want I just went chilling there
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: for a bit, relaxes me. I watched exsion.
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  Speaker 1: I there, do what Mr RA.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you wake up and you're like, I wish I
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  Speaker 2: could just do an MRI today.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I damn, I'm so tired of I'm being able to
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  Speaker 1: do this in my house. Is so inconvenient to go
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: to a hospital. Fuck. So anyway, yeah, y'all rub me
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  Speaker 1: enough money for that.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking ultrasound is the best.
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  Speaker 1: The ultrasound is insane, Like you're okay, So, first of all,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: if you're playing in the NFL, you probably identify as
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: a man, uh and usually assist stendered man. So why
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: didn't you buy ultrasound for what?
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  Speaker 2: I truly don't know. It's like, here's the here's my
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: game room, here's the study, here's my living room. Oh,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: that's my MRI machine. That's my that's my ultrasound machine
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  Speaker 2: over there.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, oh you about many?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, that's there's the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: operating stadium where I just operate on various subjects like
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: what's going on? Yeah, oh goodness, heart surgery. I'm doing it. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: they happen.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little harder when you're doing it all yourself,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: but it.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Just like checking you too, how to tutorials, how to.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Open heart surgery. No, I can't beat it. So guys,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: let listening to of a fantastic episode. There's so much
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Dave for coming on the show. I always ask where
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• 1:10:24
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• 1:10:25
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• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: a threat. Where do you want to be found?
• 1:10:29
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• 1:10:30
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• 1:10:49
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