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- 0:32Speaker 1: We begin a new and a lot of NFL stuff,
- 0:36Speaker 1: A lot of NFL stuff going on by we are
- 0:38Speaker 1: scheduled to have I don't know. I don't think the
- 0:40Speaker 1: person's arrived yet, but there's supposed to be somebody here
- 0:43Speaker 1: in twenty five minutes or so. We'll see if they
- 0:47Speaker 1: show up on time or not. I don't know. In
- 0:48Speaker 1: the rare in studio appearance, A rare in studio appearance.
- 0:52Speaker 1: More on that coming up play and they might not
- 0:54Speaker 1: show up, they might flake, who knows. But our lead
- 0:57Speaker 1: this hour is from La via the NF Owners meetings.
- 1:01Speaker 1: A lot of good content coming out of the Valley
- 1:03Speaker 1: of the Sun adjacent at a luxury resort. So Sean McVay,
- 1:08Speaker 1: the top coach in the NFL today, no one will
- 1:10Speaker 1: disagree with that. So Sean McVay spoke about the party
- 1:15Speaker 1: hardy pass catcher who's been making headlines in the tabloids
- 1:20Speaker 1: for the last couple of months. That would be Pookah
- 1:23Speaker 1: no Cooah. McVeigh had a lot to say Among the
- 1:27Speaker 1: comments from Sean McVay, he said that he did have
- 1:30Speaker 1: a talk. He had a talk with Pooka nicour this
- 1:34Speaker 1: year about the activity being responsible and essentially the stan
- 1:39Speaker 1: Lee quote with the great responsibility comes blah blah blah
- 1:43Speaker 1: blah blah, gave him that whole thing. As he's representing
- 1:46Speaker 1: the RAMS organization, Sean, and he said, McVeigh, he trusts
- 1:51Speaker 1: Pooka Noicoah is a good human being and he's not
- 1:55Speaker 1: going to rush to judgment, he said. And he says
- 1:59Speaker 1: McVeigh said, he t us the kid's heart, he said,
- 2:02Speaker 1: among other things, and he's going to continue to help
- 2:04Speaker 1: him grow. McVeigh also mentioned the quote expectations for his receiver.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Pooka said that this is a opportunity for him to
- 2:13Speaker 1: learn and grow. All right, there you go. Okay says
- 2:18Speaker 1: that he thinks Pooka will be a RAM for a
- 2:21Speaker 1: really long time. What does that mean really long time?
- 2:23Speaker 1: Your definition of really long time and my definition of
- 2:26Speaker 1: really long time two different things. So that's a good
- 2:29Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question what's the meaning,
- 2:35Speaker 1: if any, that you're pulling out of rams coach Sean
- 2:37Speaker 1: McVay as we parse the words of his comments about
- 2:40Speaker 1: Pooka and Akoua on the future and what's been going
- 2:44Speaker 1: on here in Ramland. In Ramland, so I've got algebra,
- 2:50Speaker 1: evil twin and velvet curtain, and we will combine all
- 2:55Speaker 1: of these things together and we're gonna make some chicken
- 2:59Speaker 1: palm parmesan. That's what We're gonna make, a little fetacini
- 3:02Speaker 1: on the side. So A the takeaway on this one,
- 3:05Speaker 1: it's rather obvious. The takeaway from Sean mvay's comments is
- 3:09Speaker 1: the classic. It's a el classico exercise in what's known
- 3:13Speaker 1: as situational ethics, is what it is. We know what's
- 3:16Speaker 1: going on here. This We learned this from a former
- 3:19Speaker 1: Fox Sports radio contributor. I don't know if the guys
- 3:21Speaker 1: worked here or not. I know he did a couple
- 3:22Speaker 1: of years ago. Steve Kaim the general manager of the
- 3:25Speaker 1: Cardinals for a while, and they brought him in to
- 3:29Speaker 1: speak cliches during the draft. It's very good at that. However,
- 3:34Speaker 1: Steve Khim gave one of the all time great quotes
- 3:36Speaker 1: when he was with the Arizona Cardinals years ago, and
- 3:39Speaker 1: he famously said, if Hannibal Lecter ran a four to four,
- 3:43Speaker 1: the teams would call it just an eating disorder as
- 3:46Speaker 1: they prepared to draft him. And that's it. And so
- 3:50Speaker 1: the Rams, I know what they're doing. Here's obvious what
- 3:52Speaker 1: they're doing. Putt in the quotes. Good. So they're doing
- 3:55Speaker 1: the back of the napkin what we call malor algebra,
- 3:59Speaker 1: which is p kt equals s M two squared. It's
- 4:03Speaker 1: a spin off of Einstein's theory. And what is this, well,
- 4:08Speaker 1: production productivity. Productivity keeps talent as long as Sean Vivey's
- 4:13Speaker 1: ego can square the talent. As long as that happens,
- 4:18Speaker 1: we're good now in the NFL. When you hear character
- 4:22Speaker 1: concerns and quotes, I think we know this by now,
- 4:24Speaker 1: but it's a refresher course. So if you hear character concerns,
- 4:27Speaker 1: that is often just a synonym for not talented enough yet. Right,
- 4:33Speaker 1: if you're talented enough, then it's all different. It's the
- 4:38Speaker 1: production buffer. As long as Pukainakua continues to put up
- 4:43Speaker 1: top five numbers for a wide receiver, historical numbers for
- 4:48Speaker 1: a player drafted in the middle rounds like he was,
- 4:51Speaker 1: his off the field fret boy antics are going to
- 4:55Speaker 1: be categorized as growing pains. It's just growing pains the
- 4:59Speaker 1: moment though, one hundred yard games with one or two
- 5:02Speaker 1: touchdowns turned into forty yard games with no touchdowns. When
- 5:06Speaker 1: that happens, abra cadabra, suddenly the same teachable moments will
- 5:14Speaker 1: be cited as the reason that he has to be
- 5:17Speaker 1: shipped out of town. We cannot have him anymore. You
- 5:21Speaker 1: know that. I know that every man, woman and child knows.
- 5:24Speaker 1: That's how it works. It's so different in any business.
- 5:26Speaker 1: People get all worked up about football. Work in radio.
- 5:28Speaker 1: There were some people that worked at places I've been
- 5:30Speaker 1: that were complete losers, but they got ratings and they
- 5:33Speaker 1: made the company money. So they put up with it.
- 5:34Speaker 1: When the ratings weren't there and they stopped making money
- 5:36Speaker 1: for the company, they're doing podcasts. That's how that works.
- 5:40Speaker 1: That's the game right there. That's the game. And so
- 5:43Speaker 1: Sean McVay, it's pretty simple here McVeigh isn't managing the player,
- 5:48Speaker 1: Pooka Akua. He's not. He's managing the asset, pookin a coua,
- 5:51Speaker 1: as are the rams in this case. He will tolerate
- 5:54Speaker 1: the distraction as long as the ROI the return on
- 5:58Speaker 1: investment is high. And it's not about being a mentor
- 6:02Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's like just wins and losses,
- 6:05Speaker 1: wins and blankety blank losses, and who gets you closer
- 6:08Speaker 1: to that that point And we're gonna have to pay
- 6:11Speaker 1: Pukakua a ton a ton of money. He'll be the
- 6:14Speaker 1: highest paid receiver in the NFL shortly now. Meanwhile, to
- 6:17Speaker 1: the Niners NFC West, we stay in the NFC West
- 6:22Speaker 1: where we have a he said, he said situation not
- 6:26Speaker 1: exactly on the same page. Now, this involves Kyle Shanahan,
- 6:30Speaker 1: who regurgitated essentially the same talking points that John Lynch,
- 6:35Speaker 1: the general manager, had said regarding Brandon Auk, the wide
- 6:39Speaker 1: receiver who walked away from the forty nine ers and
- 6:43Speaker 1: I just didn't want to play. And the consensus between
- 6:48Speaker 1: Shanahan and Lynch is that Brandon Ayuk has played his
- 6:51Speaker 1: last snap with the forty nine ers. At the same time,
- 6:54Speaker 1: they're not in any kind of hurry. They're not looking
- 6:57Speaker 1: to get rid of anyone anytime soon. Meaning there's this
- 7:03Speaker 1: holding pattern which is going on. There's like a holding
- 7:06Speaker 1: pattern going on right now. And Shanahan gave a long
- 7:10Speaker 1: winded response. He said, I don't have a date on this.
- 7:14Speaker 1: He said. However, he said, but I know eventually it'll
- 7:20Speaker 1: be resolved. It will resolve itself. He said, well, I
- 7:24Speaker 1: bring this up. I said, it's a he said, he
- 7:27Speaker 1: said situation. So a couple hours later, walking in just
- 7:32Speaker 1: dropping money because you know, he's a rich guy that
- 7:35Speaker 1: inherited the money. Forty nine Ers owner Jed York, who
- 7:39Speaker 1: was born on not just third base, he was born
- 7:41Speaker 1: halfway to home plate, so Jed York singing a much
- 7:46Speaker 1: different tune. The aristocrat owner of the forty nine Ers,
- 7:49Speaker 1: even going as far as to imply that there is
- 7:53Speaker 1: a possibility that Brandon Ayuk will remain in the Bay
- 7:58Speaker 1: Area for another NFL season. York said, quote, I think anything,
- 8:04Speaker 1: anything's possible, right, he said. We want to make sure
- 8:10Speaker 1: that we have as talented today roster as possible. First
- 8:13Speaker 1: and foremost, York said, he meaning iug needs to get
- 8:18Speaker 1: healthy and be able to reform. Blah blah blah blah
- 8:20Speaker 1: blah blah blah. He's a really good football player. All right,
- 8:22Speaker 1: question here it is, how do you decode that? He said?
- 8:27Speaker 1: He said situation mixed messages between Kyle Shanahan and the
- 8:33Speaker 1: owner and regarding wide receiver Brandon IOK in his future
- 8:36Speaker 1: there in the northern California region. So on this one,
- 8:41Speaker 1: this is a classic case of right hand versus invisible
- 8:46Speaker 1: hand and the owner talking out of his tookis you
- 8:50Speaker 1: got Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch who are in lockstep, right,
- 8:53Speaker 1: they're just regurgitating the same talking points, which means they're
- 8:57Speaker 1: in agreement on this. And then you've got the owner
- 9:00Speaker 1: coming in here and he's like, oh, no, no, no, I
- 9:03Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I'm gonna go with Shanahan and
- 9:06Speaker 1: Lynch because they're the ones that are in the foxhole,
- 9:11Speaker 1: if you will. And they've pretty much acted throughout this
- 9:16Speaker 1: offseason like morticians who are already measuring the pine box
- 9:22Speaker 1: for IUK with the forty nine ers. That that's how
- 9:25Speaker 1: that's going. And we've seen enough. We can't handle anymore.
- 9:29Speaker 1: All that stuff. He played his last snap. All that rigamarole,
- 9:33Speaker 1: and they're just waiting for the NFL Draft, which is
- 9:36Speaker 1: still about a month away. And then at that point,
- 9:40Speaker 1: unload cargo. Unload cargo at that point. And so you've
- 9:46Speaker 1: got that. And I just love the fact that Jed
- 9:49Speaker 1: York is acting like a total jackwagon in this, tossing
- 9:53Speaker 1: out a word salad and clearly not either not paying
- 9:57Speaker 1: attention to what Shanahan and the Chief said or just
- 10:01Speaker 1: completely oblivious. Either way, it's the same thing. And so
- 10:05Speaker 1: so there you go, and give me a break. This
- 10:09Speaker 1: is the tail. It's the tail of the twins. You've
- 10:13Speaker 1: got Brandon Ayuck, who's become Casper's evil twin Crisper, you know,
- 10:20Speaker 1: the unfriendly ghost haunting the franchise and all that. And
- 10:25Speaker 1: the guy was a QQ, not q Bert QQ. He
- 10:29Speaker 1: quiet quit on the forty nine ers, ghosting almost everyone,
- 10:34Speaker 1: which what do I know, I just see the Overnight show.
- 10:37Speaker 1: I'm generally speaking, that's not something that goes over very well.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Am I wrong on that? I mean, okay, I don't
- 10:44Speaker 1: think I am. I don't think. I mean failed to
- 10:47Speaker 1: meet the even the minimum standards of professional lism. That's it.
- 10:54Speaker 1: And the main reason that Brandon will not be back.
- 10:58Speaker 1: He's not going to renegotiate his contract. So lost millions
- 11:00Speaker 1: of dollars for this power play Brandon Auk, and you
- 11:05Speaker 1: look about it. You look, you look around, and you're like, well, okay,
- 11:09Speaker 1: So he's got a twenty five million dollar or something
- 11:12Speaker 1: like that roster bonus through September first. So there's a
- 11:15Speaker 1: better chance that I get twenty five million dollars from
- 11:17Speaker 1: the forty nine ers and that Ornesto is there to
- 11:21Speaker 1: take a picture of me while I get the check,
- 11:24Speaker 1: the oversized check for twenty five million dollars from the
- 11:27Speaker 1: Niners while wearing a Rams hat. There is a better
- 11:31Speaker 1: chance of all that happening than Brandon Ayuk getting that
- 11:35Speaker 1: roster bonus from the forty nine ers. So forget about it.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Forget about it. Not gonna happen now, Brandon, who is
- 11:42Speaker 1: on the natty list, so we expect him to finally
- 11:45Speaker 1: be set free now the shot that he gets traded
- 11:48Speaker 1: for a conditional late round Kino card. It is more
- 11:54Speaker 1: likely than not, though, that he will be just let
- 11:56Speaker 1: go and then sign one of those proven one year
- 11:58Speaker 1: contracts with some horny, desperate wide receiver team like the
- 12:02Speaker 1: Chargers of the commanders or somebody like that, or a
- 12:06Speaker 1: mystery team, the mystery team, because he ain't going back
- 12:11Speaker 1: to the Niners, all right. Now, the last word here,
- 12:14Speaker 1: the last word on this is we go to the
- 12:18Speaker 1: bending of the rules. The bending of the rules is
- 12:23Speaker 1: where we go here. So we are told that the NFL,
- 12:26Speaker 1: which has been steadfast and we have all these guardrails
- 12:29Speaker 1: up to protect players and all this stuff, while the
- 12:32Speaker 1: NFL now is considering a special exemption to let certain teams,
- 12:39Speaker 1: certain teams play more than two short weekends. You know
- 12:42Speaker 1: those games where you play on a Sunday and then
- 12:44Speaker 1: boom right back at it on a Thursday, back at it,
- 12:48Speaker 1: all right, So they're gonna suppose he expand that and
- 12:51Speaker 1: allow more teams to play. Now, the question is why
- 12:54Speaker 1: why would Roger Goodell and the big bosses there at
- 12:58Speaker 1: the NFL. He's the biggest boss, but he's just a conduit,
- 13:01Speaker 1: a messenger pigeon, a useful idiot for the owners. So
- 13:05Speaker 1: why would Roger Goodell's NFL bend the short week schedule
- 13:10Speaker 1: rules give exemptions to certain team So this is the
- 13:14Speaker 1: old abra cadabra magic set is what this is. It's
- 13:18Speaker 1: street magic, right, there on Park Avenue in midtown Manhattan,
- 13:22Speaker 1: where all of the major heads of the industrial sports
- 13:27Speaker 1: complex have offices within a couple of blocks. I did
- 13:31Speaker 1: that walk. I walked past the baseball headquarters. Then I
- 13:35Speaker 1: went over to the NBA and the NFL. They're all
- 13:37Speaker 1: within a couple of blocks of each other on either
- 13:40Speaker 1: Fifth Avenue or Park Avenue there in the concrete jungle
- 13:44Speaker 1: of Manhattan. So anyway, the point is publicly, the NFL
- 13:47Speaker 1: puts on the white lab coat, and they do that
- 13:50Speaker 1: very well. They talk about concussion protocol and player longevity
- 13:55Speaker 1: and independent medical professionals and all that safety. First blah
- 13:58Speaker 1: blah blah, blah blah. They're running some kind of monastery, right,
- 14:01Speaker 1: they're really into it. And then it's a masterclass on
- 14:04Speaker 1: what we call corporate flim flam is what it is.
- 14:07Speaker 1: They'll look you right in the eye and right straight there,
- 14:11Speaker 1: right in the lot of your face, is what they
- 14:13Speaker 1: will do. And they'll say the shield is a suit
- 14:16Speaker 1: of armor for the players and all this, and of
- 14:19Speaker 1: course not the crash test dummies. You know it, I
- 14:23Speaker 1: know it, we all know it. That's the way it is.
- 14:25Speaker 1: And privately, behind the velvet curtain, if you will. The
- 14:31Speaker 1: story is the player. The players like the disposable paper
- 14:35Speaker 1: plate at the billionaires Barbecue in the Hamptons and at
- 14:41Speaker 1: the billionaire buffet. They're at the barbecue buffet in the
- 14:44Speaker 1: Hamptons and all that. You got Jeff Bezos over there,
- 14:47Speaker 1: like he's looking at that flea bitten Week fourteen schedule matchup,
- 14:52Speaker 1: and he's like, well, why are we broadcasting a garage sale.
- 14:55Speaker 1: We're like the largest company in the world. Why are
- 14:58Speaker 1: we broadcasting this trek? What is that? He wants theater
- 15:03Speaker 1: like they Amazons spent a lot of money. They want
- 15:06Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson, They would like the Canon arm, Josh Allen,
- 15:09Speaker 1: they would like to see Magic Man, Patrick Mahoney and
- 15:13Speaker 1: all that, and they want to see it. And then
- 15:15Speaker 1: they're limited on how many games they can play, So
- 15:17Speaker 1: why don't we get more of them? And what sugar
- 15:20Speaker 1: Daddy wants, Sugar Daddy gets. The NFL is treating the
- 15:23Speaker 1: player longevity like stale brand. And of course they have
- 15:28Speaker 1: to just keep Amazon happy because they want more of
- 15:32Speaker 1: Amazon's money, so Amazon can raise prices. I got an
- 15:36Speaker 1: email from a guy complaining. He said, Netflix is raising prices.
- 15:40Speaker 1: I said, and I guess YouTube would raise prices. I'm like, yeah,
- 15:44Speaker 1: this is what happens. Professional sports gets involved and the
- 15:48Speaker 1: price of everything goes up. One of the main reasons
- 15:51Speaker 1: I was told years ago, one of the reasons, like
- 15:53Speaker 1: I was just in Vegas this week, and one of
- 15:54Speaker 1: the reasons they started charging for parking is because of
- 15:57Speaker 1: the hockey team, the arena they put behind New York,
- 15:59Speaker 1: New York. They got to make some money from parking,
- 16:01Speaker 1: and so hey, let's just charge everyone thirty five dollars
- 16:04Speaker 1: to part. We'll screw everybody. Wait till the a star plane.
- 16:07Speaker 1: They'll raise the price of parking right there in the
- 16:09Speaker 1: strip in Las Vegas, and everything gets more expensive, and
- 16:14Speaker 1: it just gets trickled down to the to the owners
- 16:17Speaker 1: in sports and the teams, and that's how that works.
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- 16:56Speaker 1: He's still moving, So our lead this hour is from baseball,
- 17:01Speaker 1: the feeling out process or process here early in the
- 17:05Speaker 1: baseball season, and one of these storylines which was very
- 17:11Speaker 1: very easy to read, you know this reading the future
- 17:15Speaker 1: and the tarot cards and all that stuff. It's it's
- 17:19Speaker 1: a bit of a hustle, right, it's a bit of
- 17:21Speaker 1: a hustle. You play the odds. You play the odds, Like,
- 17:23Speaker 1: do you have someone in your family that has her
- 17:26Speaker 1: name starts with the letter A, Well, most people do,
- 17:29Speaker 1: most people do. I bring this up because the New
- 17:31Speaker 1: York Mets went out and hornswoggled the Phillies to get
- 17:35Speaker 1: Bob Baschett. So they got Bashett. He was supposed to
- 17:39Speaker 1: go to Philadelphia, end up going to the Mets instead,
- 17:42Speaker 1: and he had a terrible opening weekend in New York.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Now the Mets played again on Monday night, but heading
- 17:49Speaker 1: into Monday, Bobaschett the season opening series had fourteen at bats,
- 17:55Speaker 1: only one hit, and the fans decided to boom booo.
- 18:01Speaker 1: They booed him. They showed their displeasure for the former
- 18:06Speaker 1: Blue Jay, who was asked about the experience of getting
- 18:10Speaker 1: that New York welcome and getting booed by the hometown
- 18:14Speaker 1: fans there just a couple of games into his Mets career,
- 18:17Speaker 1: and his response he said, quote if anything is a
- 18:19Speaker 1: quote from Boba Schet. He said, if anything, I thought
- 18:22Speaker 1: it took too long. I get it. I thought myad
- 18:25Speaker 1: bats were terrible, too close. Quote all right, So that
- 18:30Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question,
- 18:33Speaker 1: how did your scorecard read on Bobashet's handling of the
- 18:40Speaker 1: Mets boom birds. So I've got my observation list, I
- 18:45Speaker 1: got h bomb, We've got uber eats and Toddler, and
- 18:51Speaker 1: we'll combine all of these things together and put on
- 18:56Speaker 1: a happy face. All right, So number wa number yes,
- 19:03Speaker 1: I'll let me let me get something straight right now.
- 19:06Speaker 1: All right, Bobaschett did not just handle the opening weekend
- 19:10Speaker 1: boo birds. He gave them a masterclass on psychological warfare
- 19:16Speaker 1: in the industrial complex of professional sports. I'm not sitting
- 19:20Speaker 1: here saying Boberchet's gonna be amazing. I thought he was
- 19:22Speaker 1: a good player in Toronto. I liked him, and I'm
- 19:25Speaker 1: you know, I'm happy that he's on the Mets because
- 19:28Speaker 1: the Mets will find a way to screw this up.
- 19:29Speaker 1: They don't have good enough pitching to be a real threat.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Uh so, there's that. But here's the thing, all right,
- 19:34Speaker 1: this was textbook with a capital T, A plus plus
- 19:38Speaker 1: plus on the Mallards scorecard, extra credit. You hear the
- 19:42Speaker 1: noise at City Field, all right, the fans throwing the
- 19:46Speaker 1: verbal raspberries at you. Right, that was not the Bronx cheer,
- 19:49Speaker 1: because it wasn't the Bronx. This was the Queen's sneer,
- 19:53Speaker 1: is what it was. The queens sneer and the whole
- 19:57Speaker 1: peanut gallery giving him the business and all that stuff,
- 20:00Speaker 1: and Bashett, he didn't bark back. There was no bark back.
- 20:04Speaker 1: He didn't chirp. He just he didn't go full tough guy.
- 20:09Speaker 1: He's not a douche Canoe like Anthony rin Donald or
- 20:11Speaker 1: something like that. You know, he's making that kind of money.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Not that. What he did was he deflated the balloon
- 20:19Speaker 1: and he used an H bomb humor. He used humor,
- 20:25Speaker 1: he admitted he sucked. Right, that's the way to do it.
- 20:28Speaker 1: You admit it, and then you have de escalated the situation.
- 20:32Speaker 1: That is how you handle the boo birds. And he
- 20:36Speaker 1: did it there. It's this cat and mouse game, and
- 20:39Speaker 1: it's more fun when the players do not know how
- 20:41Speaker 1: to handle it, then we can goof on them. Bashett,
- 20:44Speaker 1: based on what I saw, he handled this pretty well.
- 20:47Speaker 1: And it's not that difficult the cat and mouse game.
- 20:49Speaker 1: If you play well, you were living up to the
- 20:51Speaker 1: contract and that's it. You don't get extra credit until
- 20:54Speaker 1: the playoffs. And then when you start getting big hits
- 20:58Speaker 1: in the playoffs, you become immortalized and all that h
- 21:01Speaker 1: and if you don't hit, you are then public enemy
- 21:04Speaker 1: number one. That's the game. That's the game. It's the
- 21:08Speaker 1: fine print. What was it, one hundred and twenty six
- 21:10Speaker 1: million dollar contract aav average annual value forty two million?
- 21:17Speaker 1: You think that doesn't paint a bullseye on your back?
- 21:20Speaker 1: You think you think that? Please come on, now, that
- 21:23Speaker 1: is New York professional Baseball, which is the way it's
- 21:26Speaker 1: supposed to be. Although even the New York I got
- 21:28Speaker 1: an email from a guy who's out in the Long Island.
- 21:31Speaker 1: He's like, well, it's not the same. It's trying to
- 21:33Speaker 1: make it seem like it's the same. It's not the same. Well,
- 21:36Speaker 1: nothing stays the same. And I'd say there's less of
- 21:39Speaker 1: a safe space than in some other places. And hopefully
- 21:44Speaker 1: the Met fans don't go soft like in Philadelphia and
- 21:46Speaker 1: buy a billboard. It's like, we support you, way to go.
- 21:50Speaker 1: You know, all that dopey hockey stuff and all that,
- 21:52Speaker 1: and so far, bashit. There's only been a few games.
- 21:55Speaker 1: He's been cool, calm and calculated and all that. And
- 22:00Speaker 1: so that he won the weekend even though he didn't play.
- 22:01Speaker 1: We had one hit. He followed that up, had a
- 22:04Speaker 1: couple of ribbies. The Mets beat the Cardinals the Red
- 22:06Speaker 1: Birds on a Monday night to kick off a road series,
- 22:10Speaker 1: and so one base hit. Not great for the money
- 22:15Speaker 1: they're paying better than the weekend, better than the weekend.
- 22:18Speaker 1: All right? Now, two Milwaukee, we go the crew? How
- 22:22Speaker 1: about the crew? So the Milwaukee Brewers. We're gonna talk
- 22:26Speaker 1: about something that has been yapped about by all the
- 22:29Speaker 1: baseball gurus who think this is like the smartest thing
- 22:32Speaker 1: in the world, the greatest thing since Slice brand, since
- 22:35Speaker 1: Slice Brand. So the Brewers have a shortstop prospect named
- 22:39Speaker 1: Cooper Pratt. Who the hell is that Cooper Pratt? Well,
- 22:45Speaker 1: I bring this up because he agreed to a contract
- 22:47Speaker 1: for eight years and fifty point seven million, a guy
- 22:54Speaker 1: no one's ever heard of, fifty point seven million. Pratt
- 22:58Speaker 1: is twenty one. He is said to be a promising
- 23:01Speaker 1: young player in the Brewers organization, so the report says,
- 23:06Speaker 1: and the Brewers being celebrated for locking this guy up
- 23:10Speaker 1: a lah. The Atlanta Braves a couple of years back
- 23:12Speaker 1: with Ronald Lacuna Junior locked him up, although not this,
- 23:15Speaker 1: not nearly as much as that. And Jackson Curio also
- 23:20Speaker 1: got one of these type contracts in the Brewers and
- 23:22Speaker 1: so essentially it's been nothing but compliments for Milwaukee and
- 23:25Speaker 1: all that. He's not very good as a hitter. He's
- 23:30Speaker 1: a defensive player at age twenty one, not much of
- 23:33Speaker 1: a hitter. So the question, give me the word, give
- 23:36Speaker 1: me the word for Milwaukee signing prospect Cooper Pratt to
- 23:42Speaker 1: an eight year contract extension eight years. So I'm gonna
- 23:47Speaker 1: give you two words. My words are fuzzy dice. Those
- 23:51Speaker 1: are my words, fuzzy dice. And you can hang it
- 23:54Speaker 1: from the rear view mirror and pray that the engine
- 23:58Speaker 1: does not fall out somewhere out on the highway in Barstow.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Just hope that doesn't fa The brewers are acting like
- 24:05Speaker 1: they just found a bitcoin as the gift in the
- 24:09Speaker 1: cracker jack box, and I'm pretty sure that this is
- 24:11Speaker 1: not a bitcoin situation. The industry term for this is hope.
- 24:18Speaker 1: All right, that's it. You're you're selling hope. You hope
- 24:21Speaker 1: this guy figures out how to hit Milwaukee is hoping
- 24:24Speaker 1: the bat shows up like it's like an Uber eats
- 24:28Speaker 1: and Femi, the Uber Eat driver in Minnesota stop by,
- 24:31Speaker 1: I said, I made a long distance drive here, and well,
- 24:34Speaker 1: but the food keeps getting delayed. What's happening? I don't understand.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Why is the food delayed? Your hitter is on the way,
- 24:40Speaker 1: Your hitter is on the way and all that. And
- 24:42Speaker 1: it's like, well, no he's not. He's stuck in double
- 24:46Speaker 1: A traffic and this that and the other thing. That
- 24:48Speaker 1: Pratt again the sky report. From what I read, I
- 24:51Speaker 1: haven't seen the guy play. There's some YouTube clips. The
- 24:53Speaker 1: guy they say has outstanding glove end quote developing bat.
- 24:59Speaker 1: They say, develop bat. That's the claim. The two most
- 25:03Speaker 1: dangerous words in baseball lexicon translation. We have no efing idea.
- 25:11Speaker 1: We have no efing idea. Major League Baseball's pipeline, which
- 25:17Speaker 1: is propaganda from Big Baseball, says that he's the sixty
- 25:22Speaker 1: second ranked minor league player, which means he's not in
- 25:25Speaker 1: the top ten, top twenty, top thirty, top forty, top fifty,
- 25:28Speaker 1: not even top sixty. That is not elite, at least
- 25:32Speaker 1: not where I come from. So if he hits, and
- 25:35Speaker 1: he's a good defensive player, and I said, okay, this
- 25:37Speaker 1: is a steal for the Brewers and all that stuff,
- 25:39Speaker 1: lock in the price. If he doesn't hit, this turns
- 25:43Speaker 1: out to be a boone doggle, a boone dog, a
- 25:47Speaker 1: Brewers boone doggle. And so it's not so much confidence.
- 25:50Speaker 1: It's essentially crossing your fingers and calling that a strategy.
- 25:55Speaker 1: We don't think that's a strategy. We don't. We don't
- 25:57Speaker 1: think that's a strategy. The page on that the final
- 26:02Speaker 1: point from listener Steve, who listens on a nightly basis.
- 26:07Speaker 1: In he says he's not in Toronto, but he's close enough.
- 26:11Speaker 1: He goes to Blue Jay's game, so he's somewhere in
- 26:13Speaker 1: Ontario there. I think he's in Hamilton, which is not
- 26:15Speaker 1: I don't think that's far away to get out my
- 26:18Speaker 1: map on my phone, but I don't think it's that
- 26:19Speaker 1: far away anyway. He pointed out that the Blue Jays
- 26:23Speaker 1: over the weekend set a franchise record a fifty in
- 26:26Speaker 1: their fiftieth season. Starting their fiftieth season, the Blue Jays
- 26:30Speaker 1: struck out fifty batters in their opening series against the Athletics,
- 26:37Speaker 1: and that set the record for strikeouts in the first
- 26:40Speaker 1: three games of the season. Kevin Gossman, who's seeming to
- 26:44Speaker 1: have been around forever, he said, he blew Jay opening
- 26:47Speaker 1: day record, had eleven strikeouts, and then Dylan Cease, who
- 26:50Speaker 1: just came over from the Padres, he had twelve. And
- 26:53Speaker 1: then Eric Lauer struck out nine on Sunday's Toronto. So
- 27:00Speaker 1: the question, are you impressed to our friend in again,
- 27:03Speaker 1: I think it's in Hambleton. Are you impressed with the
- 27:05Speaker 1: Blue Jays overpowering pitching staff after coming this close to
- 27:10Speaker 1: winning the World Series? Setting the tone early? All right,
- 27:14Speaker 1: So you have to understand. I look at this thing
- 27:18Speaker 1: through the eyes of a cynical talk show host. So
- 27:21Speaker 1: I look at this, and I know the stat geeks
- 27:23Speaker 1: are all aroused, and they're all, oh, this is great.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm all horned up here, all these strikeouts
- 27:28Speaker 1: and all that stuff. This is not the Great Wall
- 27:31Speaker 1: of Toronto all of a sudden. We're not recreating the
- 27:35Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves of the nineties. We're not doing that here.
- 27:40Speaker 1: The story is really to me, it's not about the
- 27:42Speaker 1: Blue Jays. The better story is in the losing locker
- 27:45Speaker 1: room the Athletics. That's where the story is. They are
- 27:49Speaker 1: not even a major league team. It's like a traveling
- 27:52Speaker 1: variety act. It's like a freak show. The Athletics and
- 27:56Speaker 1: the baseball scraps. Oh look at all the young talent
- 27:58Speaker 1: they have and all that. They're an embarrassment. The Athletics
- 28:01Speaker 1: are a blight on the baseball landscape. They just are
- 28:06Speaker 1: and they will be until they relocate to Vegas. They
- 28:09Speaker 1: should be back in Oakland. That's not gonna happen. That
- 28:12Speaker 1: stadium is rising up from the middle of the strip
- 28:15Speaker 1: there in Vegas, so that's gonna happen. But they're not
- 28:18Speaker 1: a major league team. They're like a traveling circus and
- 28:21Speaker 1: they get to refuel in Sacramento and then they move
- 28:25Speaker 1: on and go go elsewhere. But either like the Blue Jays,
- 28:29Speaker 1: like if you're old, you know, back in the day,
- 28:31Speaker 1: they had amazing pitching with Jack Morris who had one
- 28:36Speaker 1: really good year than one terrible year in Toronto, and
- 28:40Speaker 1: they were winning worlds as Jimmy Key, pat Henkin, guys
- 28:43Speaker 1: like that, Juan Guzman, those were some of the great
- 28:46Speaker 1: pitchers in that era for the Blue Jays. Like those
- 28:48Speaker 1: guys were assassins, absolute assassins. These guys, they're not bad.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Just again, I think it was more about the athletics,
- 28:59Speaker 1: and it was anything that these these guys did. These
- 29:02Speaker 1: sat and they're really not athletics. So the Sacramento orphans
- 29:05Speaker 1: they're there, are traveling orphans and and just kind of
- 29:09Speaker 1: hanging out there and Brent Rooker and Nick Kurtz and
- 29:12Speaker 1: those guys were swinging away, swing about a swing about
- 29:14Speaker 1: I saw wing uh, and like they were trying to
- 29:17Speaker 1: hit the moon while blindfolded with a pool need a noodle.
- 29:21Speaker 1: Not not a good strategy there, And so I wouldn't
- 29:24Speaker 1: brag about that. It's kind of like a bragging about
- 29:27Speaker 1: beating a toddler in a foot race. I wouldn't brag
- 29:29Speaker 1: about that either. I wouldn't really brag about that. And
- 29:31Speaker 1: so these teams, it's not just the athletics across baseball.
- 29:35Speaker 1: They refuse to choke up the bat and they refuse
- 29:40Speaker 1: to adjust. That's you're you're a boomer if you want
- 29:43Speaker 1: to do that, and so I think that's pathetic. You
- 29:45Speaker 1: get two strikes, put the ball in play, make somebody
- 29:47Speaker 1: make a play. They don't do that anymore. So this
- 29:50Speaker 1: was a gift from the baseball gods to make Toronto
- 29:56Speaker 1: start so really special for five minutes to start the year.
- 30:00Speaker 1: And then that's it. And they did go back to
- 30:02Speaker 1: reality as the Colorado Rockies, who will lose one hundred
- 30:06Speaker 1: games yet again, beat up Toronto fourteen to five in
- 30:11Speaker 1: a game that was not even that close on a random,
- 30:14Speaker 1: random Monday, Rockies put up by seventh spot. When you
- 30:18Speaker 1: give up seven runs in one inning, that is embarrassing. Anyway.
- 30:21Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlord Show. If you're listening last hour,
- 30:26Speaker 1: old buddy Eddie Garcia is hanging out with us. Here
- 30:29Speaker 1: the rare and provate Siria Sean is in here as well,
- 30:31Speaker 1: not paying any attention. I could literally say the worst
- 30:34Speaker 1: things in the world about Siria Sean. He is not
- 30:36Speaker 1: paying any attention. He's having a private conversation right now
- 30:39Speaker 1: with Cooper Loop. He is not He's locked in. He
- 30:42Speaker 1: has no care in the world anything I say right now.
- 30:46Speaker 1: I could give the winning numbers to the lottery, which
- 30:49Speaker 1: would make Serious Sean a very rich man, and he
- 30:51Speaker 1: would not hear them. And if I gave them out
- 30:54Speaker 1: and I talked slowly, he would still not hear them.
- 30:56Speaker 1: He would not make any money on that. He's so
- 30:59Speaker 1: fun focused on what he's doing. It's fascinating this serious Sean.
- 31:03Speaker 1: He also gave me a guilt trip. Yeah, he gave
- 31:06Speaker 1: me a give me a guilt trip.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 31:10Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 31:14Speaker 1: It's smallard, how about that? To the third degree rapid fire?
- 31:18Speaker 1: Rapid fire coolo.
- 31:21Speaker 5: John Harbaugh was fired from The Ravens, but he said
- 31:23Speaker 5: in an interview over the weekend that he thinks the
- 31:25Speaker 5: Baltimore coaching staff actually did its best job last season.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Ben, What do you think well the best is you know,
- 31:31Speaker 1: coop means as good as all the rest. So when
- 31:32Speaker 1: you say the best, he means as good as all
- 31:33Speaker 1: the rest. I would say no. I would say no,
- 31:37Speaker 1: that is a lie by John Harbot. Otherwise he'd still
- 31:40Speaker 1: be coaching the Ravens next.
- 31:43Speaker 5: Jets coach Aaron Glenn announced on Sunday that Gino Smith
- 31:45Speaker 5: will be the team starter, saying, no doubt about it,
- 31:47Speaker 5: He's our guy, ah Ben, assuming he stays healthy. Do
- 31:50Speaker 5: you think Gino stays the starter all season long?
- 31:52Speaker 2: No?
- 31:53Speaker 4: Hell no?
- 31:54Speaker 1: Does Aaron Glenn have a death wish? Does he want
- 31:57Speaker 1: to go back to be a coordinator work at the
- 31:58Speaker 1: NFL network? What are you doing? Seriously? Gino Smith is
- 32:04Speaker 1: the what is the mission statement of the Jets? He's
- 32:06Speaker 1: not gonna be the starter all your next.
- 32:08Speaker 5: We learned yesterday that Rick Patino signed a new deal
- 32:10Speaker 5: with Saint John's that tax on an additional year to
- 32:13Speaker 5: his contract and gives him a significant pay raise. But
- 32:15Speaker 5: do you think this is the last stop for Patino
- 32:18Speaker 5: in college?
- 32:19Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 32:19Speaker 1: I know he's not gonna get an NBA job. It
- 32:22Speaker 1: just seems like a good fit. He loves New York,
- 32:24Speaker 1: that whole thing. He's got good players? Yes, how do
- 32:27Speaker 1: we do?
- 32:27Speaker 6: Cool?
- 32:27Speaker 1: You passed this as a went play on the game?
- 32:30Speaker 1: Win and win and win a chicken dinner.
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- 32:43Speaker 2: listen live. Now Naylor's Mountain of Money. Hell, do you
- 32:50Speaker 2: have what it takes to get to the top? Probably not.
- 32:55Speaker 1: Let's get to it. Let's welcome in architests. We've got
- 32:58Speaker 1: what do we have here? Sam is in Rhode Island, Sam, Hello,
- 33:01Speaker 1: Welcome Sam? Who do you want to partner up with you?
- 33:03Speaker 1: Eddie's in here still everybuddy Eddie Garcia visiting a special night.
- 33:07Speaker 1: You can pick Eddie, Me, Ben or Cool.
- 33:11Speaker 2: I want to play Eddie's Pile of Paso.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the name of it it is. That's
- 33:17Speaker 1: the name this false advertised. I want to play dollars
- 33:20Speaker 1: a mount of money with Eddie. All right, that's all right,
- 33:24Speaker 1: we have one, two or three? Then I'm a feeling
- 33:27Speaker 1: love Sam. Let's say hello to who do we have here?
- 33:31Speaker 1: Let's go to Jordan, who's in Cannes City. Hello Jordan,
- 33:36Speaker 1: Welcome okay, Ben, welcome back, Eddie? Thank you all right, Jordan,
- 33:41Speaker 1: who do you want to partner up with? Jordan's Well,
- 33:45Speaker 1: I do.
- 33:45Speaker 6: Want to say last time I played the last person
- 33:47Speaker 6: to win with Eddie?
- 33:49Speaker 1: I hate already picked.
- 33:50Speaker 6: Oh, thank you Ben.
- 33:51Speaker 5: Let's go.
- 33:51Speaker 1: All right, classic man, Now you can just knock him
- 33:53Speaker 1: out of the All right, let's play.
- 33:55Speaker 5: The game here we are, right, Gentlemens. The Eric Clapton edition.
- 33:58Speaker 5: He turns eighty one years old today. Categories are Cocaine,
- 34:02Speaker 5: Forever Man, My Father's Eyes, and Sweet Home Chicago.
- 34:06Speaker 4: Sam, which category would you like?
- 34:08Speaker 1: Cocaine?
- 34:09Speaker 4: All right? Good choice, Jordan, which category would you.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Like my father's note?
- 34:16Speaker 1: Al right?
- 34:17Speaker 5: What do you think my father's Okay? All right, that's fine,
- 34:20Speaker 5: all right, Sam and Eddie are first year. Category is cocaine?
- 34:24Speaker 6: All right? All these athletes were known to have cocaine problems.
- 34:27Speaker 1: All right, put forty five seconds on the clock. You're
- 34:30Speaker 1: on your way and.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Go the playmaker number eighty eight wide receiver the Cowboys.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Sam, that's Bryant's ran.
- 34:40Speaker 6: No farther than that back in the day with EMMITTT.
- 34:43Speaker 6: Smith and Troy Aikman. Wow, all right, one of the
- 34:48Speaker 6: all time great linebackers number fifty six for the New
- 34:50Speaker 6: York Giants.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Taylor.
- 34:53Speaker 6: Yes, he was a baseball player for the New York
- 34:56Speaker 6: Mets and Yankees. An outfielder, and his last name is
- 34:58Speaker 6: a fruit. Yes, his nickname was Rock. He was a
- 35:04Speaker 6: baseball player for the Montreal Expos Chicago White Sox. Great
- 35:08Speaker 6: bass stealer in the eighties. Okay, how about Michael Oh.
- 35:17Speaker 1: I did not get that in.
- 35:18Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I think he did get He did get Michael
- 35:20Speaker 4: Irvan in there?
- 35:21Speaker 6: Oh did it? Yeah?
- 35:21Speaker 1: Right in the end he said Michael. He did not
- 35:23Speaker 1: say Irvan that it's a job. It does not count.
- 35:26Speaker 1: That's giving you points.
- 35:30Speaker 6: Tim Rain Rains, Tim Rain Rock Raine, And wasn't the
- 35:34Speaker 6: Rock nickname because he had some cocaine.
- 35:36Speaker 4: Supposed slidhead first so he wouldn't crushed the vial.
- 35:40Speaker 6: All right, that's all right, Second round, we'll come back.
- 35:43Speaker 4: Jordan and Ben my father's eyes.
- 35:46Speaker 1: All right, these athletes all have pro athlete fathers. Are
- 35:49Speaker 1: you ready? Jordan's all right? Forty five seconds o'clock, run
- 35:54Speaker 1: away go, a running back star for the forty nine ers.
- 35:56Speaker 1: His dad played for the Broncos. Christian. Yeah, that's correct,
- 36:02Speaker 1: star guard for the New York Knickerbockers. He came over
- 36:05Speaker 1: from the Dallas Mavericks point guard, scoring guy for the
- 36:10Speaker 1: next scoring all time home run king, steroid cheat for
- 36:19Speaker 1: the Giants in San Francisco by both that is correct.
- 36:23Speaker 6: Uh.
- 36:24Speaker 1: His father was minute very tall basketball player from Africa. Yes,
- 36:34Speaker 1: that is good job for you.
- 36:37Speaker 5: I love you for that.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Alright, That's all we needed right there.
- 36:41Speaker 5: All right, Sam, do you want Forever Man or Sweet
- 36:44Speaker 5: Home Chicago?
- 36:46Speaker 1: Sweet Home? All right? Go all right? Uh.
- 36:50Speaker 6: He played. He won championships with the Heat and with
- 36:53Speaker 6: Lebron James.
- 36:54Speaker 1: He's a guard. I want the game, and you know
- 37:01Speaker 1: I want the game.