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DONKEY: Florida Woman Busted With Drugs Found In Bag Labeled 'Bag of Drugs' · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I never heard them, Donkey other day, say it again?
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  Speaker 1: You are true? Yes, Donkey. Today for Friday, August second,
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  Speaker 1: goes to a forty one year old Florida woman named
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  Speaker 1: Lauren Riley. Now, what does your uncle Shawla always tell
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  Speaker 1: you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Florida, and today is no exception. I believe
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  Speaker 1: Florida is the actual Internet. You have a be online
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  Speaker 1: and see some of the most madge, insane, deranged, nut
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  Speaker 1: ass things happening and say to yourself, where is this? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this can't be the earth I live on. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like ninety percent of those things we see like that
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  Speaker 1: online come from Florida. Therefore, Florida is the actual Internet.
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  Speaker 1: Now y'all know what a charcouterie board is, right, you
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  Speaker 1: know the secruitary bordary board. Of course, that's like the
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  Speaker 1: meet and keys. Yeah, yeah, French appetite as they call them.
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  Speaker 1: They got the selection of preserved meats and cheeses. What
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  Speaker 1: you like to meat, inn't And it's got like other
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  Speaker 1: tasty things you know, arranged on like this wooden board
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  Speaker 1: or stone slab meat. It's pretty good. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know. So Lauren was busted with what can only
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  Speaker 1: be described as a crack couterie board. The reason it's
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  Speaker 1: a crack coutery board is because she had a smortgage
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  Speaker 1: board okay, a spread of crack meth in pills. All
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  Speaker 1: she was trying to get high and wont a Future's
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  Speaker 1: hosts okay on like that Future said, all my holes
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  Speaker 1: do shrooms, all my holes do coke. Personally, I think
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  Speaker 1: futures should get new holes. But if that's what he's into,
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  Speaker 1: Lauren is taking it to another level because she does
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  Speaker 1: crack meth and pills. Now, her addiction is a disease.
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  Speaker 1: So I wouldn't give someone donkey of to day for that.
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  Speaker 1: But the drugs, all the reasons she's getting the biggest
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  Speaker 1: heat Hawsey. Lauren was sitting in the passenger seat of
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  Speaker 1: a car when her friend was pulled over in Saint
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  Speaker 1: Petersburg for failing to wear a seat belt at eleven
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  Speaker 1: thirty am on Saturday. A state trooper allegedly saw Lauren
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  Speaker 1: reaching for something on the passage's side floor, and then
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  Speaker 1: the trooper spotted a small burnt piece of tinfoil. A
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  Speaker 1: piece of tinfoil isn't nothing but an air fryer for crack.
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  Speaker 1: So when the cops saw that air fryer for crack,
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  Speaker 1: he asked Lauren to step out the car. Then he
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  Speaker 1: searched the purse, and in that purse was the crack,
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  Speaker 1: the meth, the pills, And she had that whole crack
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  Speaker 1: couterie board in a container. And on the container she
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  Speaker 1: had it marked written putting black and white committed to
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  Speaker 1: ink on the container. I'm not making this up. It
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  Speaker 1: said bag of drugs. Lauren had a pouch in the
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  Speaker 1: car that literally said bag of drugs on it, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And so she had three point twenty five grams of cocaine,
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  Speaker 1: one point seven five grams of crack, and one gram
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  Speaker 1: of crystal meth, not to mention four point five pills
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  Speaker 1: of an anti anxiety drug, one point five opioid pills,
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  Speaker 1: and two pills of an ADHD stimulant, along with drug
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  Speaker 1: prowd of fernilia like a metal spoon, a syringe, and
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  Speaker 1: four glass pipes. Now I need to know, well, how
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  Speaker 1: many bags do you own, Lauren? How many bags do
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  Speaker 1: you have that look alike that you had to label
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  Speaker 1: one bag of drugs. And even if you don't have
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  Speaker 1: any bags that look alike, why did you need to
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  Speaker 1: write bag of drugs on the pouch? Now, I am
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  Speaker 1: a person who does edibles. Okay, I do them for
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  Speaker 1: my anxiety. I do them to relax. I know my
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  Speaker 1: dosage ten milligrams. I'm good. I'm sharing that to say.
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  Speaker 1: Never in my days of doing drugs are selling them?
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  Speaker 1: Have I ever had to label something bag of drugs?
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  Speaker 1: This is the type of stuff my wife does at
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  Speaker 1: the house. You know, you go in the bathroom, things
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  Speaker 1: that labeled. You know, you got your toilet trees, your
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  Speaker 1: dental stuff, soap, you know, just like things are labeled
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  Speaker 1: in the kitchen, brad snacks. But one thing I have
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  Speaker 1: ever seen in my history of life is someone having
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  Speaker 1: a bag of drugs labeled bag of drugs. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: like something that would be on a bag from a
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  Speaker 1: clothing store called the High Street Boutique, our Dose of Style,
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  Speaker 1: or a restaurant the Dose Diner, the Crack Cafe. Lauren
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  Speaker 1: was charged with drug and para fernilia possessing, and she
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  Speaker 1: has since been released from the county jail. No need
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  Speaker 1: to try to make sense of any of this ladies
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  Speaker 1: and get a just know it's Florida. Please give Lauren
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  Speaker 1: Riley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you Oh the day,
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