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80.1: A Little PBR and You'll Be Shaking the Underwear Machine · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 2: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 4: This is Roger.
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  Speaker 5: Marlena.
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  Speaker 4: You're still, you know, more or less a regular crew member.
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  Speaker 4: We do have a few additions today just to sort
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  Speaker 4: of mix things up and throw a curveball in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of this. So, Roger, you introduce the first one.
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  Speaker 4: Special guest star, Joni. Hi! All right. And we also
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  Speaker 4: have special guest who has performed our theme song live
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  Speaker 4: earlier today, Eddie.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Who, if you listened a really long time, actually was
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  Speaker 4: on with us last year at the Petersville Car Show.
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  Speaker 4: It's an anniversary. Yes, it's special, isn't it? Mm-hmm. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was going to see if you wanted to just,
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  Speaker 4: you know, perform it live right here in front of
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  Speaker 4: the mic, but.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: I already played that one. Not a chance. No beatbox
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  Speaker 4: version or anything? Oh, please, no.
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  Speaker 8: Not that that would cheapen the show. I think maybe
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  Speaker 8: that would actually earn us points, but.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you can cheapen our show. No, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. If someone please beatbox the Imperial March and send
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  Speaker 4: it in to us, because that's what I'm looking for
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  Speaker 4: at this point. Do it good, though. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to crap you. We've got a dude that's working on
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  Speaker 4: a remix of it. You were telling me, yeah. If
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  Speaker 4: you've got a full version of it, send it over.
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  Speaker 4: We'll round out one of the upcoming shows with the
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  Speaker 4: entire song. Because you kind of just get a snippet
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  Speaker 4: in our little intro there. We will be glad to
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  Speaker 4: roll out the full version of the new fancy remix.
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  Speaker 4: Like the club mix. Nice. Straight house. House mix. Quiver
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  Speaker 4: and 12-inch. Wow.
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  Speaker 9: Get in play.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Nice house party.
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  Speaker 4: Word. All right.
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  Speaker 8: And we're recording in a sauna today.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It is nice and toasty as it always seems to be.
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  Speaker 4: It's just that moist, like, heat. Oh. Some people know
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  Speaker 4: it's the sweat dripping. That's what it is. It picks
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  Speaker 4: up on the way. If you can hear that. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 4: that sort of ties into our geek activities, because today,
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  Speaker 4: at least, you know, three-fifths of us here, we're at
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  Speaker 4: the Petersville Car and Bike Show. Yay! So, do we
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  Speaker 4: want to relive all the glory of that? No. There's not.
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  Speaker 4: Was there any glory? That's not a plug for Petersville
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  Speaker 4: at all.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun.
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  Speaker 4: It was quite entertaining.
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  Speaker 9: It was really hot outside.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it was ridiculously hot, and then it rained, like,
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  Speaker 4: it opened up the floodgates and.
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  Speaker 7: Poured for, like, 10, 15 minutes, and then it stopped again,
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  Speaker 7: so that was weird. Some of the bands were really good.
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  Speaker 7: I think all I listened to was you. Well, I
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  Speaker 7: got distracted.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know who it was that was playing, but
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  Speaker 9: when Andrew and I were inside, there was a band,
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  Speaker 9: and it was a three-piece, and no offense to this guy,
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  Speaker 9: because they were pretty good, but The guy on the
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  Speaker 9: bass made the worst retard faces I've ever seen in
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  Speaker 9: my life.
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  Speaker 4: That's what bassists do, though.
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  Speaker 8: Was he feeling the rock star?
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  Speaker 9: No, it wasn't even like that. It wasn't even like that.
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  Speaker 9: I really wish this was a show that you could
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  Speaker 9: visually see this sometimes. But it was, for all of
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  Speaker 9: you guys at.
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  Speaker 2: The table, it was like.
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  Speaker 8: oh nice yeah nice he just looks like a having
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  Speaker 8: seizures like like.
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  Speaker 9: A total retard like not even like slang version.
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  Speaker 4: Some of those are like.
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  Speaker 9: But like a legitimate like a real retard.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah some of those are the weird faces bart used
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  Speaker 4: to make on the sense.
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  Speaker 9: But you know i i kind of hate to say
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  Speaker 9: this but If a band doesn't have any more, I
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  Speaker 9: don't know what it is. If a band doesn't have
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  Speaker 9: at least a banjo, if not an accordion, I just
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  Speaker 9: get bored of them really fast.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: Accordions are always awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right?
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  Speaker 8: Because I know it seems like rare to find people
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  Speaker 8: that play accordions, and whenever someone busts it out, it's like, oh, right.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right. You better start learning to play the accordion.
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  Speaker 9: Or even like a xylophone or a tin whistle.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 9: There's not this in a band I just like lose interest.
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  Speaker 9: It's just this phase of going through where I only
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  Speaker 9: want to listen to like... polka inspired music or like
• 5:00
  Speaker 9: bluegrass but not really bluegrass more like bluegrass that used
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  Speaker 9: to be like a metal band and now they play
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  Speaker 9: bluegrass i don't.
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  Speaker 8: Know that's just genre i'm really i'm sure it is
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  Speaker 8: at this point 357 string band i love nice yeah
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  Speaker 8: i've only said them well that's like torres is really
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  Speaker 8: good for xylophones and accordions and melodicas weird things and
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  Speaker 8: like I was.
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  Speaker 9: Listening to Devil Makes Three earlier. It was like a
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  Speaker 9: live CD, and someone was like.
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  Speaker 4: Play Slayer!
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  Speaker 9: And they actually played the first three chords of Rain
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  Speaker 9: and Blood, and I was way excited.
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  Speaker 6: 357 does a little medley with Skulls and a bunch
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  Speaker 6: of other songs in it.
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  Speaker 4: I think they cover some Black Flag. That's awesome. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been listening to 357 String Band on my
• 5:47
  Speaker 9: Rhapsody account. Rhapsody is awesome, not that I'm getting paid,
• 5:50
  Speaker 9: but when it doesn't crash or delay on iPhone, it's
• 5:54
  Speaker 9: pretty cool to be able to get almost everything that
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  Speaker 9: you want.
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  Speaker 4: I think we're on Rhapsody. Really?
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  Speaker 9: Plug.
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  Speaker 4: Shameless plug. Plug for the Empire.
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  Speaker 9: I'll look you up right this time.
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  Speaker 6: And actually, I'll just go ahead and put another shameless
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  Speaker 6: plug in there.
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  Speaker 4: Feel free to. We're getting ready to go out on
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  Speaker 4: an album tour.
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  Speaker 6: Um in a week but um that album's actually already
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  Speaker 6: available online on um itunes and amazon all that stuff
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  Speaker 6: and what is the name of.
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  Speaker 8: Your band if i was wondering somehow didn't know who
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  Speaker 8: you were.
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  Speaker 6: It's the empires yes yeah that's right i need a
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  Speaker 6: little direction every.
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  Speaker 9: Now and then you just crashed.
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  Speaker 4: You know just go out Pick up our album. Are
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  Speaker 4: you available online at certain places or not? Yeah, we
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  Speaker 4: got a MySpace, unfortunately. Yeah, never mind.
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  Speaker 6: It's Backspace, TH Empires, and then we've got like a
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  Speaker 6: Facebook fan page or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get something official up online because I
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  Speaker 6: don't like really either format.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's... I don't know. There's not a lot of options.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard to do a page all to yourself, and
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  Speaker 4: then MySpace is kind of dying. Yeah. It's not popular anymore, so. No. Well,
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: it was also a mess to start out with. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It never, like. It came together pretty nice. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: there was a window of, you know, a year and
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  Speaker 4: a half or so that, like, everybody was on there,
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  Speaker 4: and there weren't all these other options, and it had
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  Speaker 4: a lot of, like, cool stuff that you could do
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  Speaker 4: on there. So, I mean, there was a time when
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  Speaker 4: it was kind of, it had reason to be, you know,
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  Speaker 4: at the top of the heap, and then Facebook annihilated it. So,
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  Speaker 4: you know, what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 8: Well, and now, and I can't freaking stand hearing it.
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  Speaker 4: Tweet.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to hear, oh, tweet this or tweet it.
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  Speaker 8: It just sounds so freaking gay I can't stand it.
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  Speaker 4: I hate it. I think we were tweeting earlier. I'm
• 7:47
  Speaker 4: tweeting right now. He's been tweeting as the show goes on.
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  Speaker 4: Tweeting in my pants. We warned you about that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I tried.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't work.
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  Speaker 8: Well, was there anything else at Beersville that was awesome?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 8: You showed the Mad Max bike to us.
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  Speaker 4: The Mad Max bike. That was pretty awesome. It was
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  Speaker 4: my favorite.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was cool.
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  Speaker 4: But, yeah, that's pretty much all I've done this week.
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  Speaker 4: The only other thing geek-wise I guess I sort of did,
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  Speaker 4: I did watch, actually this morning, I attempted to watch
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  Speaker 4: several movies and just went to sleep like I usually do.
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  Speaker 4: So the only one I actually watched was earlier today,
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  Speaker 4: The Gunfighter was on, which is a Gregory Peck movie
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  Speaker 4: from 1950. Gunfighter, I've never heard of it. It's pretty
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  Speaker 4: good if you like old westerns, but a modern audience
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  Speaker 4: would probably have a lot of problems with it because
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  Speaker 4: it's very slow-paced. There's not really action at all. There's
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  Speaker 4: no gunfighting at all? Not much, really. Well, it is
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  Speaker 4: built around his reputation, basically. He is this huge, well-known
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  Speaker 4: name in the West. So every town he goes to,
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  Speaker 4: there's a kid waiting to shoot him. There's old enemies
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  Speaker 4: waiting for him. It's basically built on it. It's kind
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  Speaker 4: of that same... story they've been using for years that
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  Speaker 4: they came back to with, like, The Unforgiven and all
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  Speaker 4: these other Westerns where it's, like, you know, the older
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  Speaker 4: guy that wants to get out of the life, but
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  Speaker 4: it's too late. Yeah, it follows you wherever you go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so it's one of those, but there really isn't a
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  Speaker 4: whole lot of gunfights. There's not really a showdown. There's,
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  Speaker 4: you know, people... Sounds terrible. People pull a gun here
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  Speaker 4: and there, but no, it's more of, like, a character study, really.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the selling point. Gregory Peck is pretty awesome,
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  Speaker 4: and he's got, like, a really cool scene at the end.
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  Speaker 4: So it's... If you like old Westerns, it's worth watching, but...
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty much all I've watched this week. Anyone else?
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  Speaker 4: Our geek activity kind of like....
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  Speaker 8: That's a good segue of the Mad Max bike. We
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  Speaker 8: actually watched the original Mad Max the other day. The
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  Speaker 8: other day meaning, like, Tuesday?
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  Speaker 4: Tuesday, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And, you know, it's always great. I know I've talked
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  Speaker 8: about it before when I watched it, but it's just always,
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  Speaker 8: it's a classic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's freaking awesome.
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  Speaker 8: And I wanted one of those T-shirts that just has
• 9:55
  Speaker 8: a picture of the V8 from the V8 Interceptor, and it.
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  Speaker 4: Says, kick her in the gut. Barry. You know?
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  Speaker 9: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Cross the V8s. But, yeah. The first one is so
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: weird comparatively. Because it's still such a... little independent australian
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  Speaker 4: movie yeah like yeah you're lucky to figure out what
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: they're saying half the time and it's shot on such
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  Speaker 4: a low budget compared to when you go watch the
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: road warrior it's like a huge amount of money thrown
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  Speaker 4: at it so it's.
• 10:20
  Speaker 8: And some things don't make sense like is it is
• 10:23
  Speaker 8: is it post-apocalyptic at that point it never got if
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  Speaker 8: that's when the world kind of crashed.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: Because it seemed like, well, there's still... Maybe that's part
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  Speaker 4: of the mystery. Yeah. There's still, like, cops, like, an establishment. Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Before, I think, Humongous got his irradiation or whatever.
• 10:38
  Speaker 10: Oh, look, Humongous.
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: He's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: I wish he was my dad.
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  Speaker 9: Right? No.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, hell no. But then we watched... American Werewolf in London. Yes.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: Which is always another classic. It's good.
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  Speaker 8: And that was pretty much it. We watched Elephant Lane, too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that's right. And I think I grew more chest hair.
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: A little bit. I think I did, too. Oh, interesting.
• 11:05
  Speaker 8: And then, which isn't really geeky, we went to a
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  Speaker 8: wedding we just got back from earlier today, which was awesome,
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  Speaker 8: which you made the cake for.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Shameless plug.
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  Speaker 2: Shameless plug, hey.
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: If you're offering to make wedding cakes, I'm sure there
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: are plenty of people out there. Yes.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Or birthday cakes, bar mitzvahs.
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: Divorces. Divorces, yeah. Do people get cakes for divorces?
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Sure. If you're really excited about it. Yeah. Finally. Like
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: it's a mutual, all right, finally. Tired of you.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's more or less the women getting cakes,
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  Speaker 5: being like, yeah.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, this is true. Celebrating themselves. Follow one.
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  Speaker 9: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: So that was our.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: A few naked people.
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  Speaker 4: Geeky activity. Some wet orgies going on there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: That was it.
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  Speaker 4: All righty. Any activities, Eddie? No, no activity over the
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  Speaker 4: past week. At all? At all. That's bad. Even I
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: sat down and watched a movie. Any good commercials you saw?
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: You've been driving?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I did watch a few of the old Avengers
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  Speaker 6: series towards the beginning of the week.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I sampled a little Kathy Gale and some Emma
• 12:22
  Speaker 6: Peel and then the other chick.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody knows. The George Lassen view.
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  Speaker 11: Nobody knows.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: Well, if nothing else, even if you didn't do anything,
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: you vicariously know someone who's doing something super cool right now.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Right now. This is insane. Right now. Go ahead and
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: tell them what happened just a few moments ago.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 12:42
  Speaker 6: Well, a little background on who this person is. It's
• 12:45
  Speaker 6: one of my buddies that I've been doing quite a
• 12:47
  Speaker 6: bit of work for lately, and he's got a sock company.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: It's really cool, like art socks. Oh, nice. That's the
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  Speaker 4: funniest thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: What's the name of the company?
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  Speaker 6: The name of the company is Ashidashi. It's spelled A-S-H-I-D-A-S-H-I.
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  Speaker 4: Nice. And you can find them at ashidashi.com. Plug. Plug. Nice.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: We've lost track of the plug.
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  Speaker 8: We're actually drinking Coke products and Miller Highline.
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  Speaker 2: And Miller Highline.
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  Speaker 4: Get some sponsorships. Seriously. I have a generic water, but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I get no sponsorship. Yeah, they're really cool socks. He
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: spends a lot of time on the road, though. He's
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  Speaker 4: actually in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: Right now um we shot for his catalog on friday
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  Speaker 6: and then i immediately left that shoot to go up
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: to rockford illinois to play a show which is like
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: basically wisconsin yeah and then drove straight from rockford here
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: um i did stay at the holiday inn or whatever
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: but anyway getting off track here um we do that
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  Speaker 6: a lot so yeah i got a text like right
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  Speaker 6: before we started recording and apparently he's um Just chilling
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  Speaker 6: with Natalie Portman right now.
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  Speaker 4: That is what her name is. I hate this guy. Right?
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  Speaker 9: God, I really want to listen to the Natalie Portman rap.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 6: Please.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's awful.
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  Speaker 2: That's the exact thing I thought when you said her name.
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  Speaker 9: I know. I mean, I know she's been in, like,
• 14:08
  Speaker 9: amazing movies, and she's just hot in general, but, like, damn,
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  Speaker 9: the rap.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously. We need to get her on the phone and
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: have her rap to us.
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  Speaker 9: In my mind, that's what she's known for.
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  Speaker 4: She's the greatest rapper.
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: That's when her hair was shaved from the... From Vendetta?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't she wearing, like, a.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: horn thing at one point like a viking horn or
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: was it like a helmet yeah or something god i
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: think we have to watch i think in the video
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: somebody was.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe andy sandberg was like behind her.
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  Speaker 4: I think he normally just wears that around the house
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: he's not he's not so.
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: There's no way we can like coax an interview like
• 14:41
  Speaker 8: of course we're trying to like tell him that.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: We want to talk i know it's not live but
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: she's currently since we're talking about what she's wearing crimped
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: blonde hair and she's in pajamas She's out walking her dog.
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  Speaker 4: In pajamas. That's awesome. She's an artist. She can do that.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: So two degrees of separation.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I judge people at the grocery store when
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  Speaker 9: they're wearing... Pajamas, but Natalie Portman.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I saw Natalie Portman at the grocery.
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  Speaker 9: I bet they cost like $ 900.
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  Speaker 8: Funny, you should be wearing pajamas right now. I am
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  Speaker 8: a entrepreneur and producer of socks.
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  Speaker 4: Cool socks. I'll sell you some socks. That's how he's
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: working it.
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  Speaker 2: I will design you some socks. I don't think she's
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: dating anyway.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Get a signature series off of her. I'd wear them.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: I want to see your socks. I actually, I carry
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: some with me.
• 15:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: I got some, I got some stock for, for photo
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: shoots and they kind of like, they're starting to dwindle,
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: but I've still got a decent selection in the trunk.
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: Going door to door.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: If you can get me the ones that Natalie wore,
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: that's really what I'm looking for.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: That's kind of creepy.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: That's weird. That is a little weird. And you're surprised
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: by this? Yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Can you make a sock puppet, like monkey?
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Cuddle with it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: It would be like the... You're on to my plan.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: The vendors, the vending machines in Japan. Oh, yes.
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: Sell schoolgirls.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Get underwear. Use underwear. Socks with a wrist of your word.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Pop star or whatever.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: The price is depending on if they are used or
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: how heavily used or what time of the month it is.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: They're more expensive. And the reality of that is so
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: messed up.
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no joke. It's all real. Yeah. It's all real.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: But what's funny is I still picture people like dropping
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: quarters in. Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: That's not how it works. But in my mind, it's
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: funnier that way.
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: No, they take credit cards.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no. That's no fun at all. You put quarters
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: in and they're all.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: black uh shield that's over it yeah drops down.
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: For a second oh god how serious would you be
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: if it gets caught on the ring and it doesn't
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: fall it's like you're out there shaking the underwear machine
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: and then it starts raining panties huge pants.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah even worse a cop comes along you get busted
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: with your arm jammed up the underwear machine i swear
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: i paid for these they didn't jump yeah they're supposed
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: to jump God help us. Anyways. Anyway. Marlena? Yeah, what
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: was your geek activity?
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: Well, I did a lot of bike riding as usual.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: That's pretty geek.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: I was like four miles away from my house and
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: my seat broke. My spring. Like I have a cruiser,
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: like a Schwinn cruiser. And the spring broke. So the
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: seat was like at a 45 degree angle at least.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Awesome.
• 17:36
  Speaker 9: So I had to ride back like.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: Loped to one side?
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: With one ash cheek considerably higher than the other.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: I bet that was good to pedal. You've got a
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: pimpling on your pedal.
• 17:47
  Speaker 9: It hurt my back so bad. I felt like someone
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: had donkey punched me in the spine or something.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's how that works, but all right.
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: Maybe that's not the correct term.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Somebody missed in their donkey punch. Dirty. I don't know.
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: Anyway, yesterday I watched The Iron Giant, which was really.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: It was a really cool movie. Had you never seen it?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I'd never seen it before. Really?
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: Do you know who does the voice of the Iron Giant?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: I do. Vin Diesel.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does.
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: Okay, I knew it was someone, and I was trying
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: to figure it out.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I'm so excited about that. Me too.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I was trying to watch it with a
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: four-year-old who was, like, insisting on he being buried under
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: the couch cushions and sat on it. Bear me under
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: the couch cushions, Andrews.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Don't lie. This is reverse. You were under the couch cushions.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: He was like, shut up. I'm trying to watch Iron Giants. God.
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: But it was a really good movie. I mean, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: really liked it. Like modern cartoons that are set in
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: a different time.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: And that one was kind of set in the 50s,
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: which was really cool.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: Well, that was, you know, how I'm always complaining that
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: Americans don't have any balls when it comes to cartoons.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: They should be for kids only. And that one was
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: considerably more adult themed.
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like when he chloroformed that kid.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Awesome.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: And then when the Iron Giant starts, like, gets mad
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: because he thinks he's dead, he just turns into that
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: death machine. Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: That was so awesome. Awesome.
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: It was a pretty good movie.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a pretty good movie.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: And then after that, I watched The Serpent and the Rainbow.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Which is pretty good, actually.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's really good. It's a zombie movie, but not
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: in a traditional way.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: It's actually very traditional.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a voodoo zombie movie.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: It's the original zombie movie.
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: I mean, yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's more like a... The scientific kind of zombie movie.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: Well, it's loosely based on a true story.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there were no flesh-eating zombies. There were some mean
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: voodoo people, but no flesh-eating zombies.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: In this movie, which is kind of weird.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: That's my kind of zombie.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: One's not going to eat them.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: That's one of the higher spikes on the Wes Craven career, because...
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: it was like surrounded by really all, cause that was
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: right after deadly friend. And right before, I believe shocker.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, he's so back and forth in his, uh,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: his movie choices sometimes.
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: But I've been on the hunt to find Pontypool since
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: you brought it up last week.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: What's Pontypool? Oh yeah, no, that's right. Yeah. We actually
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: have one among the crew, so we'll probably be watching it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: Well, it's actually on demand because, uh, i don't know
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: why but i forgot to put it on the netflix
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: queue so last night i was like this has to
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: be on demand somehow and it is so i'll probably
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: be watching that within the next few days well.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: I love serving the rainbow because it's voodoo is like
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: it's interesting and it's creepy because of how real voodoo
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: is yeah and i think you know of course with
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: anything it's like The more belief stuff gets, the more
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: power it actually can have.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: So I don't know. I mean, from whatever.
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: I've seen on the History Channel and, you know, watching
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: this movie, I don't know if, you know, zombie powder
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: really is real.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: But, you know, this is kind of one of the
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: creepiest and coolest ways of going about it. Like, I
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: saw Serving the Rainbow when I was way too young. And, oh, boy,
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: did it give me freaking nightmares.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Like the little.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: Midget dead woman with the snake coming out of her mouth. Yeah, definitely.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: I don't want to ruin it because definitely we should
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: watch it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: And I've got it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you?
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: No, I think I read something. And, I mean, I
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: don't know if I read it on the Internet, which
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: means I'm not sure if I read it, like, in
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: a book or in a magazine or something like that.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: But there are, like, they have developed neurotoxins in Haiti
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: that will do that. Put someone to sleep and make.
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: You believe they're dead.
• 21:44
  Speaker 12: Bared alive.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: It's the worst thing ever to be buried alive. Because
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: you can't, like, Beatrix Kittle your way out.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: The reality is you're freaking screwed.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I would try that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I got so claustrophobic watching that. Oh, yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: It was ridiculous. Actually, I had a replay of that
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: same level of claustrophobia. Some of my friends got a diving,
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: like an old diving helmet.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. That's got, like, the little windows. Got the metal ones. Yeah. Oh,
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: like the old, like, low one. Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Like 20,000 leagues. Yeah, awesome. And I put it on,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: and I was either high or drunk at the time,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Or both.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: Or both.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine these things. And... Never. Like, it was
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: one of the scariest things. And there was this, like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: screw poking in the side of my neck.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: This is our public service announcement. Kids, don't drink and
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: get high and put a diving helmet on. Stay away
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: from the diving helmets. Make sure you have a partner.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: The more you know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: So yeah that's serving the rainbow i definitely would suggest
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: if you're into voodoo at all or good west craven
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: west craven west craven movies uh and i think uh
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: bill pullman was actually really good in that he.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Was yeah that was early in his career.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: He was so adorable and i mean i don't really
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: think about him in that way so.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I still think he should be present A jet-flying president.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: That's all I want, really.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: That would be pretty sweet.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: All right, so does that wrap up the Geek Week here? Yes. Oh,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: but we did, we watched some Riddick.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, he forced me to watch Riddick.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to lie, I wasn't that into it
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: at first because my dad's real into it, and I was.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't know.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: But I like Pitch Black, so we watched that, and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I don't like Pitch Black.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: They're a good time. I'll fight always for Riddick.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I watched the animated one.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Which one was that one? Dark Fury.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I liked that one.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: The animation was good. Peter Chong of Aeon Flux. I
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: do like the old Aeon Flux. Yes. Those were awesome. So,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Vin Diesel, I love you. Anyway. I hope he hears that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I hope he does, too. I hope I take that out.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: I like his voice. I like men with, like, deep voices.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Not like Christian Bale deep.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: That's kind of fake deep.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Too much.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Swear to me. I'm doing a fake voice right now.
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: He just sounds like a tranny.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. That's not what you're looking for? What? Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Oh, Lord.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: All right. We will take a break and be back
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: with What's the Buzz? As I'm walking out one day
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: in the morning, in the morning so fine. Well, I
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: jumped the devil from behind, no, not in pain. Say,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: look to the devil and I jump back. Look to
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: the devil and I jump back. Look to the devil
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: and I jump back.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: The whole family is getting together to show Dad how
• 25:01
  Speaker 11: much he's appreciated.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: It's so nice to have a man around the house.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: But here's an extra surprise.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Somebody's giving the whole family to the most enjoyable gift
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: of all.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Get there? Take Dad and the family on a pleasure-filled.
• 25:14
  Speaker 11: Outing to the movies at our special Father's Day show Sunday,
• 25:18
  Speaker 11: June 21st. Hey kids, are you ready for Mid-America's largest
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: genre film festival? That's right, it's time for the 6th
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: annual Fright Night Film Fest, coming to you July 30th
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: through August 1st in Louisville, Kentucky.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Featuring special guests, director, producer, Oscar winner, and living legend,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Roger Corman. Plus a Dawn of the Dead reunion, a
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Night of the Creeps reunion, the Girls of the Nightmare
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: on Elm Street films, plus a.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: 25th anniversary Fright Night reunion.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: All that plus the Georgetown drive-in experience, live music, and
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: more horror merchandise than you'll know what to do with.
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: And even an appearance from the Movie Meltdown Gang. So
• 25:54
  Speaker 11: come on out and join us July 30th through August 1st.
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: For more details on the show, update your guest list,
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: or to get your tickets, go to FrightNightFilmFest.com.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Fright Night Film Fest is my favorite film festival, hands down.
• 26:09
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• 26:15
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• 26:22
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• 26:34
  Speaker 14: Landon, welcoming you.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: To Movie Meltdown.
• 26:36
  Speaker 12: This is a chopper!
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I said, oh man, what you want me this morning,
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: this morning so bad?
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: I said, oh man, what you want me this morning,
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: this morning so bad?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: He said, oh, make your dirty old soul mine.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I had a pretty cool switchblade thing.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Carry around all the time. One of my buddies was
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: trying to get rid.
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Of it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: He's like, do you want this? it's like hell yeah
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: sure all right okay yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 15: Free deadly weapon i got it out to phoenix and
• 27:52
  Speaker 15: like realized that i was flying back and i was
• 27:55
  Speaker 15: like yeah sorry you can't come with me just one
• 27:59
  Speaker 15: of the kids that i was staying with out there
• 28:00
  Speaker 15: i was like.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: You want this and they were like It's just continually
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: being passed around now. The next day he was like.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: Do you want this in his grandmother's life?
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: At some point it's actually going to get used. Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: You know, after I watched Blue Velvet, I was obsessed
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: with finding a switchblade stiletto. They are impossible to find.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: You can't find them anywhere. I believe.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Did I have a switchblade stiletto on Blue Velvet?
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: You could probably generate one pretty easily.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: That'd be fucking sweet.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: They have the stripper shoes with the screws in the bottom.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: No, like a knife, it comes out like a, like
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: most switchblades come out. This one, it just like.
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Goes out straight.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: I thought those were like angel knives.
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: They're called switchblades, stilettos, whatever. They probably have different names.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I think they're my shoes.
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: That would be awesome.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Which I've seen in movies, too. That would be awesome.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I think that's in Roadhouse, actually. It's sad. That's true, actually.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: I'm just going to remove the heels on all of
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: my shoes and replace it with a kitchen knife, like
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: a cut-co knife.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: That would be awesome. Good luck at the airport, by
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: the way. The Russian chicks go.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Uh-huh. Got one.
• 29:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Who? The Russian chicks. From Russia with Love. Oh.
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: Amazing. Nice.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Not the Bond girl, but the... Boy, I can't remember
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: her name.
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: A lot of vagina.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: A lot of vagina. She's my favorite.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right.
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: Madame Twatala.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: Speaking of getting sidetracked, let's go.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: All right, we are back with What's the Buzz? Tell
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: me what's happening, what's the buzz? Tell me what's happening,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: what's the buzz? is gonna be a buzzkill buzz um
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: aren't they always kind of actually the first one's pretty
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: fun i think we'll we'll get a little enjoyment out
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: of that because um the first one is basically just
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: um Returning to last week's top story, which is making
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: fun of Megan Fox. Oh, gosh.
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to go ahead and round that out
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: because we had so much fun with it last time.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Playing on the thumbs. So, yeah, she got axed last week.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: So as of this week, one week later, they've already
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: replaced her. And the new lucky girl is a Victoria's
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Secret model named Rosie Huntington Whitley. Shut up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: I thought they were replacing her with six thumbs or
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: six fingers.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: She was up for the role, but obviously she probably
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: had a real price tag involved. Because, I mean, she's
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: been in, like, the last two or three bits. I mean,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: she was just in Clash of the Titans. She was
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: just in Prince of Persia. I don't remember this girl. Gemma?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: The one we were just talking about last week? No,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: but I don't remember her from it. Oh, okay. Apparently
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: she was born with six fingers. And she's awesome because
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: of that. I have chiggers. But... She had them removed, though.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: They were floppy and useless.
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: But no, I'm assuming they got this chick for like
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: nothing because this is the best part. And I think
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: this is my favorite like slap in the face to
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: girl because, yeah, she has no acting experience whatsoever. Her
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: IMDb page consists entirely of appearances on the Victoria's Secret
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: fashion show and an episode of Britain's Next Top Model
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: as herself. Word. So, yeah. She'll be better than Megan Fox. Yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: that sort of puts it in context as to what
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: exactly Michael Bay thought of her acting skills.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Let's be honest. I mean, I think Shia is kind
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: of cute and all, but like... How in the real
• 31:23
  Speaker 9: world would this guy, this regular doofus, land smoking hot
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: Victoria's Secret?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Because he knows giant robots. Yeah, I guess. It's the
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: only reason, basically.
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: Hey, baby, do you like robots? She's kind of tray
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: with trash anyway.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she kind of is. But I have used that
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: line before. And it doesn't work, mind you.
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: It doesn't?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: It worked for me.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Do you want to see my giant robot? I did
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: once use, do you want to come back to my
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: place and see my probe droid? But never mind. Very nice. Sadly,
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: that's all true.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: I think my buddy had tried, I got a six pack.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: And some Italian horror movies. That's good. And it worked
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: several times. Yeah. Oh, wow. You found the right girl.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: That's all good.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I'd probably be like, okay.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly. I'd probably be down for any Italian horror movie,
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: but it'd probably depend on what type of beer would
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: be the deciding factor for me. Is it old style,
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: or is it like... franz's.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: Pbr maybe for pbr i'd follow you home.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say you're being a beer snob but
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: then you went with pbr so.
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: I don't really know i have a beer snob but
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: i like pbr pbr is actually good i will not
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: drink bud light and i will not drink biller light
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: or course light but i will drink pbr it is
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: good it has flavor for a cheap beer especially i'm
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: not a big fan of old style which is kind
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: of in the same category yes definitely.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Lone Star.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Alcoholics.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: No, it's an occupational hazard.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Right? All right. So, yeah, we brought in our new
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Victoria's Secret model. So from that casting to another new casting,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Dimension Films has announced that they have a new female
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: lead in line for the upcoming Scream 4.
• 33:10
  Speaker 16: Screen four i thought this is gonna be like solid
• 33:13
  Speaker 16: fourth one yeah wasn't there yeah it's sad that nobody
• 33:17
  Speaker 16: knows the difference at this point no sadly they stopped.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: At three so as much as we all were hoping
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: they were.
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: Like banging on it's a trilogy It's not a trilogy
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: when there's more than three assholes.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Trying to give it up. Well, they've changed it up
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: because now they put out a teaser poster this week
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: that says, I believe, new decade, new rules. So now
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: they can start an entire new trilogy with a whole
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: new set of rules.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Why don't they just make a different movie?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Because you can't bank off the money that's already in
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: a title. You need title recognition.
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: That suit is so stupid now. I like that freaking face.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. In this world
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: where it's become scary movie, that suit, it was awesome,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: that first movie. It changed horror movies, but now it's
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: a joke. I mean, it's become a joke.
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: I just imagine one of the Wayans brothers wearing it. Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: What's up? And I'm not even going to do the voice.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Because my mom does that. Please don't.
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: And I can choke her to death every time she does.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Please. So, yeah, to me, that's the hardest part in
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: selling this project at this point is the fact that
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: it's so played out. And, you know, even if you
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: try to change it up and go a different way
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: with it, I don't know, but.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: It's not like Jason or Freddy where, you know, they
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: got played out, but still, you know, they had good looks. Like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: Freddy was always a good look. Jason was always an
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: awesome look.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Well, the Scream, the suit worked, but it was like
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: a novelty, you know? It's like it's not something you
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: can keep dragging out forever.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Especially after you've seen a smoking pot.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Once again, Scary Movie has ruined the Scream franchise,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: so they need to just realize that. Recognize. So, the
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: new cast is at least famous by her family. The
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: new female lead, I guess the one that will become
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: the new Sidney... is Emma Roberts. Oh, okay. So the, yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: the sort of a child star now. She's been Nancy
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Drew in Hotel for Dogs, and she was unfabulous. So,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's had quite a little run of shows
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: as a kid, but I guess she's, like, 19 now,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: so she's trying to, like, break on through and be
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: an adult star. This, I'm sure, will be good for
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: her career. It will get her out in the world.
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: How is she related to the Roberts?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Is she, like, Eric Roberts' daughter? She's Eric's daughter. So, yeah,
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: she's Julie's deece.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: I killed it. Problem solved.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: They're everywhere themselves.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: So yeah, we're relating to the fabulous Roberts clan, but
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's going to solve anything. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: think they're also supposedly bringing in Hayden Panatera... How the
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: fuck do you say it?
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Hayden Panatera.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: There you go. Who is he? Cheerleader. Cheerleader.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Heroes.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, that chick, yeah. That chick that's selling you shampoo
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: on the TV all the time. Oh, it's proactive, isn't it?
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: That's what she is. I think she did... Didn't she
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: do shampoo, too? She does proactive. She did Neutrogena. She's
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: done everything. Adorable. She is... She's right here. What do
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: you think?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I can't hate her.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: She has curly, bouncy hair.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: She is cute. She's going to look 17 forever, though.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: That's pretty much her selling point at this point. The
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: internet is overrun with pictures of her because of that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Amber had a cell phone. Don't let them lie to
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: you all.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I do have Kristen Bell on my cell phone.
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Hopefully she's not going to be there all coked out,
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: no panties, stumbling.
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: That's my cell phone that has pictures of Hayden.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Painted to it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: That's true, actually.
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: Actually i i downloaded that picture to save it as
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: your picture when you call i'm serious.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Okay weird not really sure what that means but all
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: right i don't know So, yeah, they do still have
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: everybody pretty much coming back. Even Neve Campbell is coming back.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: But they're bringing in a new, you know, female lead.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: So does that mean Neve's not going to do so
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: well this time around? It's probably going to be her daughter, maybe.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I bet it's Neve Campbell's daughter. Maybe. But, I mean,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: they've got, they've still got. Courtney Cox coming in. Yeah,
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Courtney Cox and David Arquette are both still signed on.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: What about that tall, weird guy that, like. He was
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: in Hackers.
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: Matthew Lillard.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Matthew Lillard.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: He has a bad tooth to gum.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: He's been dead a long time. Did he die?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been dead since the first one.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you just tune into those movies?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his best friend killed him.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: It's been a long time.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah. Whatever happened to that guy that was like
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: a poor man's Johnny Depp? That's Skeet. Skeet.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Skeet. Is he coming back? He died in a long time.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Where are you?
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, they both died in the first movie.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were both in the first movie.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: Because they stabbed each other too deep.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: That was awesome. I'm dying here, man.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I'm dying here.
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Fuck. Anyway. That part's awesome. I have no idea what
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: you guys are talking about. I haven't seen any of
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: the Scream. Oh, no. All right, now we're going to
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: go watch Scream. Oh, shit.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: I was thinking that possibly Matthew Lillard and Skeet Ulrich
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: were actually dead.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: In real life.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Well, Steve Ulrich might be.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Career-wise. Career-wise, yes. Yes, they are.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I know Brad Renfrow is.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, I feel.
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, he did die. I forgot about that.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Bodhi.
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, anyway.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, but everybody's on, like, even, again, surprising, like,
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Wes Craven, I can see, because he kind of, once again,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: he always kind of needs to redeem himself. I mean,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: every time you turn around, he's back on, you know,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: the low end of the director scale again. So, I
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: can see that one, but they even have Kevin Williamson
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: coming back to write it, which, to me, he was
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: way more instrumental in sort of the, you know, revolutionary
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: screenplay and what they did that sort of changed everything
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: in the horror game.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's cool that they're both coming back,
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: but again, it's just so played out.
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: I don't know what to do.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Let's just call it Yelp.
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: Just like, yeah, reboot it or something.
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what they think they're doing, but it's hard
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: to reboot when everybody from the last movie is in
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: this one. Yeah, seriously.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I forget 10 years ago.
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Actually, we as a country have such a short attention span,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: we did.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: We did about three years after that.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: All right, so.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Quentin Tarantino's third movie as official director full-length was Jackie Brown,
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: the adaption of the 1992 Elmore Leonard novel Rum Punch.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: And the characters portrayed in it that were Robert De
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Niro and Samuel L. Jackson in the movie also appear
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: in Leonard's 1978 novel. novel, The Switch. So now, with
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Tarantino's approval and with Elmore Leonard as executive producer, The
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Switch is also being adapted as a movie, which makes
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: it effectively a prequel to Jackie Brown. Is it going
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: to be Tarantino? He's approved of it at this point.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: There is no director, so... To me, it would be
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: interesting if they brought Tarantino back in to play with
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: these characters again. But it actually takes place earlier in
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: their lives, so it will be a younger version, so
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: they're going to be different actors. But it would still
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: be interesting if they brought Tarantino in to take these
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: same two characters. But he's got so many things he's
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: talking about doing, I don't know that he'll actually have
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: time to do this. All that damn coke, he needs
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: to focus. Well, that too. So, I don't know. At
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: this point, my question for you guys is, who's going
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: to play young De Niro and young Samuel L. Jackson?
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Big Willie style son for young Samuel L.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Jackson. If you had a couple years on him, I
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: wouldn't surprise me. Is it that kid that's in the... Yeah. Okay.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I can see that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Jaden.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Jaden, yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: How young?
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Are we talking? I don't know. I mean, it's just,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it's more like. Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: It's like a child.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Looks like them in preschool. Yeah. I'm assuming it's more
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: like in their, like, mid-20s. Okay. De Niro.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: What about that guy that's in all those, fuck. Rushmore
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: I'm sure what's the guy what's the guy that directed
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: who's the guy that directed Rushmore and Bottle Rocket and
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: Wes Anderson Wes Anderson the guy that's in the Wes
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: Anderson movies I don't remember his name.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: He was also the one with glasses.
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: No he's got a mole on his face.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Oh he's the one that was in the band what
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: the hell is it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: He was in the movie Spun that had John Leguizamo
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: and that guy that guy oh my god I see
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: his face I don't know. He's an odd one.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: He's a weird actor. Yeah, he is. He's an odd one.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: He makes me uncomfortable.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: That's what you're looking for, really. Jason Schwartzman.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Jason Schwartzman.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Schwartzman, okay. Schwartzman.
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Gotcha. Trustee.
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: It's not the furthest thing from De Niro, I guess.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: It looks like he got De Niro at.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: The mall and everything.
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he has the intensity. He's got weirdness, but... Who's.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: Missy's love from Star Trek?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Chris Pine?
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: Maybe Chris Pine? Maybe.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I could see that.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he looks like it. He's got
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: the head, maybe. I don't know if he looks like it,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: but again, he's pretty hot at this point in the
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Hollywood scene. I could see them casting him.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: He's got kind of rough, kind of, you know, fuck off.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like, seems like he could carry that, right?
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, where's the Chris Penn microphone?
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: That's right.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I always look at that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I just watched that last week. It's pretty good, actually.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It's entertaining. I loved it. It's entertaining.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I'm so in love with it anymore.
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: So send us in your thoughts, people listening, if you'd
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: like to. Who should play younger versions of Samuel?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: And De Niro. I'm just afraid they're going to give
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: it to, like, Chris Tucker or something.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, God, no.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: That was my favorite part of that movie was when
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: he got shot. Yeah, seriously. Spoiler alert. But, yeah, that's
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: my favorite part in the movie.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Is little Bow Wow still acting? He's probably.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. I think he just goes by Bow Wow.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Wow. Or just wow.
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: I'm super grown.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: As he gets older. Probably known as W. W. When
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: he becomes president.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: This guy came into my work the other day to
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: change our paper towel dispenser, and he was so fucking annoying.
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: He was like a poor man's Chris Rock. I was like,
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: please stop talking.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I think Chris Rock is his own poor man.
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: I know, but he was just a regular guy who
• 43:14
  Speaker 9: fucking works for a linen company, but he really thought
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: he was... I don't know if he was trying to
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: be Chris Rock or if... It was just like this
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: unfortunate thing that had happened to him. I don't know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: It was awful.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: His mom told him he made a good price. Yeah.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: He's like, would you just please change the linens and
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: go other places to hit on your route?
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: Install the fucking towel dispenser and get the fuck out
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: of my place of business.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, I got a funny story. Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah. Back on track.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Did he start saying funny things about white people? He did.
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: No, it was actually gay white people.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: And I was like, this guy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: Right here, he happens to be a gay white dude
• 43:59
  Speaker 9: and you're insulting him.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Why don't you back off, dude? Yeah. Face Chris Rock. Anyway, sorry.
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: Told you it's me that does that random tangent thing.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: We don't have a train of thought anymore. It's like
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: just this amalgamation.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Alright, so I threw this one in just because it
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: allows me to say Antoine Fuqua. Fuqua is awesome. Fuqua. Anyway,
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Bruce Willis is in early talks to star in The Tomb,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: which would reunite him with his Tears of Sun director,
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Antoine Fuqua. Fuqua. Fuqua. Fuqua. But I like the plot
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: as we roll on here. Willis would star in the
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Summit Entertainment prison escape drama as the world's foremost authority
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: on structural security. who is framed and imprisoned in one
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: of the prisons he himself designed. This is such a
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Hollywood story. Yeah, Jesus.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: Where else?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know too much about the legal system,
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: but who exactly is in charge of sending who to
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: what prison? Because shouldn't there be a red flag? Don't
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: send him to his own. To his own?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: He would cross the desk at some point.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I guess. There's, you know. in a pile of paper
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: somewhere and somebody just rubber stamped them all didn't.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: They already do this wasn't it called like jailbreak or
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: whatever that show was on fox for.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Like five years yeah every episode.
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: Was like the same every episode was like did they
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: get out of jail this time and i'm like no
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: it's been like five fucking years why is this show
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: so long they're not out of jail and then.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: At one i don't I don't know when they get
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: out and they break back.
• 45:36
  Speaker 15: In to get somebody else out I still like I
• 45:38
  Speaker 15: watched it over and over again like I watched.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: All the episodes but every single episode of the prisoner
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: was just like oh we almost got it you get
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: to the end and like i think i just ignored
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: the fact that i've watched any other episodes every time
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: i was like oh he's still stuck in prison it's like.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: Scooby doo it's like you know what the outcome of
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: every episode is gonna.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: Be it's like the show called like dying from super
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: aids or something it's like you're waiting every episode from
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: the die from super aids but it just never happens
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: it got.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Lost it got so crazy that you were so confused
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: by the time you started the episode from the last
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: episode by the end of the episode you still had
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: no idea.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: What was going on because you enjoyed the shit out.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Of it Where am I?
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: I don't know, but I love it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know. This just seems like a bad plan
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: for the prison system as far as that's concerned. So
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: what's it called? The Tomb. The Tomb. Which doesn't even fit, really.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they've got a stupid reason they call it that.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: I'm sure they'll say it at one point in the movie,
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: which I love.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: And then we all have to scream real loud. This
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: place is like a tomb, man. It sounds like cube.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: oh yeah cube was awesome was that like the devil's
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: tomb i.
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: Just watched that really months ago yeah oh it's awesome
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: where they it's like a a weird mouse trap it's
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: like the number changing rooms with different death traps in
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: them type thing it's like a rubik's cube yeah that
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: sounds space it's really cool but the second one is
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: really bad because it gets into alternate alternate dimensions i
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: watched a little bit of.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: The second one yeah i.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Was like either i'm too stoned or yeah i just
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: anymore I just.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: Wanted to know why there's not a Japanese game show
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: that's exactly like Saw but real because I would watch that.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: And they would do it. They would do it. They
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: would back it. They could get like advertisers. Hell yeah. Actually.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: First running man. Yeah. Uncensored. Like the show, what was it?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: MXC or whatever. Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: Like I lived over in Israel for a while and
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: we were getting like the uncensored ones.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Nice. Like.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: In Japanese.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Like, there weren't even subtitles or anything. Nice, nice. And
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: so there wasn't all the MXC, like, commentary. Like, you
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: really need subtitles.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Which is awesome.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: It's all fake anyway.
• 47:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Lord.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: So, what all kinds of hardcore stuff were they up to?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: You know, there's nudity, probably.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: In the show, like, you know. Yeah. Were they just
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: beating people? I didn't really understand.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: You have to drink a gallon of your own. While
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: they wore the Velcro suit, they missed and broke their neck.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, awesome. People died?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: I'm just assuming. Tiny Japanese schoolgirls came out and cheerleaded.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Which is very popular. I'd watch that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: I could watch that every day.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: This all seems awesome to me. Every day of my life. Oh, Lord. Anyway.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: We'll get away from that. And this isn't any better.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: This just makes no sense to me and is worn
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: out as well. This is the buzzkill. So a few
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: years back, it was reported that comic strip creator Scott
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Adams had sold the right to adapt his popular office
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: worker character Dilbert as a feature film. Popular how many
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: years ago? I mean, really, when the hell has Dilbert
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: been like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: Cubicle humor is only so funny.
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: I mean, Office Space was already made.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of cubicles. And it was awesome. There's
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: a lot of cubicles that are empty. And the office...
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: well that's that's the thing i have two of them
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah we need more of.
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: This i mean drew carrey wasn't he just like a
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: wannabe dilbert.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: That's what i thought i always thought that was just
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: sort of their live action version of dilbert was when
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: they made the drew carrey show which was good so
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: yeah they brought in director ken who did he's just
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: not that into you that's just not selling this any better.
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: Get out i totally have that book and watch that
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: movie sorry.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Guys That's it. You're off the show.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I don't have the book, though.
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: I mean, I was dating a guy and he just
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: wasn't that into me. I needed a fucking book to
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: figure this out.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think the book fixes those problems.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: What's wrong with that?
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I've just come to assume that it's going to be
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: like that. I get over it. There's no book for me.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: Well, deliberate humor to me is just like, you have
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: to work in that office environment, and it's super dry,
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: and it's super condensed down to this is only going
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: to be funny a little bit to these type of people.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah i don't think you can paste.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah totally i don't think you can market that to
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: the masses in a way that they would think it's
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: funny at all i mean.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: The closest thing you could would be the office which
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: is already around so i don't know what exactly but
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: that's the thing that they brought in this this director
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: and who has done 12 episodes of the office so
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: i mean are we just going to be dragging out
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: i mean Oh, God help us.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: So, I don't know. It's like, what exactly are they
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: going to do with this that hasn't already been done
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: in other office comedies? And the only thing that makes
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: even less sense is the fact that there is a
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: talking dog in this comic strip. Well, we just got Marmaduke.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I know. So are they going to do a CGI
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: version of Dogbert? Probably. Are we really going to have
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: to live through that?
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: Why was there ever a dog in the office anyway?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: Why does a dog wear glasses?
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Doesn't he wear glasses?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Isn't he also the devil?
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: The dog? I could be wrong.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's just an episode or a strip where he
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: was the devil.
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: I guess it just depends on what office you're in.
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: Maybe some cool office.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: My favorite liquor store back home had three pet cats
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: that used to hang out.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I love stores that have pets.
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: I love stores that have pets, but then there are
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: some people who have really absurd phobias of cats and
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: dogs and stuff like that. It's so funny.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: I did it again.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Tangents.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Tangent train.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: That's how we roll.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Jump on board.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: So Dilbert, the movie, is going to suck, basically. I
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: don't know what to do with that. Is there any
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: way to email him? Just tell him no. Hollywood?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Attention, Hollywood.
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: No.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Please stop making stupid movies.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: The end.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Send that money to some starving children.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Me. Or just sponsor our show. Thank you. Please do. Hollywood,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: sponsor our show with your ridiculously wasted money. Thank you.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: We're sponsored by Hollywood.
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: That's all I'm looking for. Why not have this Ziggy movie?
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: I think we talked about this last week. Because you've
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: got Marmaduke. Okay, Garfield is a comic... strip that garfield.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: And friends was awesome the old cartoon was awesome the
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: movie have you seen the new show that's on the
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: cgi one that's where we were watching every day it is.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Horrible no wonder children are growing up retarded yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: Seriously pretty much it's just like okay marmaduke came out
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: you know that looked brilliant uh because we already had
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: like Beethoven or whatever.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Beethoven was okay. And that was at least fun. He
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: didn't talk. No, exactly. He wasn't CG either. Yeah. He
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: was a dog. Imagine that.
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: But the comic strip movie thing that's going on, it's
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: like the family circus, no, should not be.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Because it's the same thing.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I hate the family circus. It never makes me laugh.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: I'm not a parent, and I understand it's for parents,
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: but still, it's stupid.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: It's like, come on. Yes, yes it is. When are
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: they going to stop?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I'd be okay with a Ziggy movie. If it was
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: like cartoon, like But a whole movie? Maybe like a
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: short at the end of Toy Story.
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: Would he kill himself at the end of it?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Because it seems like he always just wants to die.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: He does have a downer life. He's very despotic, yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: A very downer life.
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, yes.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 53:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, on all that, we'll just leave it. On, like,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: three out of those four. On most of them, yes.
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: Which one is the one that you're, like, greenlighting out
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: of this?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, the Quentin Tarantino. Oh, okay. Yeah. We like that idea.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: I forgot that we mentioned that because so many other
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: things happen.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of horrible, horrible things that they do
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: every week, and we talk about them because that's our thing. Wow.
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: That's what we do.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: So. If nothing else, we will round out the first
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: part here. And I thought, if nothing else, we should
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: pay tribute to an awesome dude that passed on.
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: I didn't even notice this until today.
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: Gary Coleman or Dennis Hopper are both.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Gary Coleman's dead? Gary Coleman did not really have an
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: illustrious movie career.
• 53:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I mean, he was Gary Coleman.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Gary Coleman died?
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: What was this?
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: On the Right Track was pretty cool, but I'm the
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: only one that remembers that movie. I'm sad for Dennis Hopper.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I was like, no.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Dennis Hopper died a long time ago.
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: No, it was last weekend.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: See okay it was like two days ago.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: Because i was like thinking i was out.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Of the loop and just he was really sick like
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: the pictures yeah pictures came out and he was like
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: a living skeleton so you knew he was getting close
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: yeah we saw pictures.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Of him back in march he had like a big
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: yeah he was in bad shape well i'm glad that
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: he got his star all right before he died.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah he was a great King Koopa.
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: Funny that I we watched that this week yeah last
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: week I own that movie personally it's.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Awesome and he's awesome in it which that brought me
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: to yeah I said that the other day I was
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: like you know I would watch Dennis Hopper in anything
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: anything he's in some horrible horrible movies Waterworld was good
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: and he's likeable yeah the fourth crow movie is terrible
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: but he's fucking entertaining in it like Waterworld He's hilarious
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: in Waterworld. I will watch that all the damn time.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that's the best thing you can say about
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: him is that he, aside from being an amazing actor
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: and he was a groundbreaking director, he really did sort
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: of change movies at that point when he started directing.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: And was a painter and a photographer and, I mean,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: you name it, he really was a hell of a
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: guy anyway.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: They said most of his personal wealth was just from him, like,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: selling his paintings and stuff.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I actually went... I've never seen him.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Neither have I. I drove up and saw, like, a
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: photography exhibit that he had that I think was in
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Cincinnati or somewhere, and it was really cool. It was
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: very different and, you know, stuff that you wouldn't see
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: from somebody else. Once again, he was always, like, just
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: really original in the way that he, you know, as
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: weird as he was, he's a weird guy, don't get
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: me wrong, but... He was amazing and fascinating. God, he
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: was crazy at Blue Velvet.
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: 74.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: And he has a seven-year-old daughter.
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: Yep, yep.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: And once again, he's a fascinating guy. Strong swimmers.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: And didn't Art Link.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Let her die?
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was earlier in the week, yep.
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, but Gary Coleman, what the hell happened? Did he
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: have cancer of his butt?
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: He's had problems his whole life. Obviously, his health issues
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: have always been in question, but Yeah, he fell, like,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: earlier in the week and hit his head, and then
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: he was in the hospital and having other problems and whatever.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: If I died from falling and hitting my head, I
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: would have been dead, like.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: That's true. But then who among us wouldn't be dead
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: at this point? Oh, well, that sucks.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I saw Gary Coleman. He was on an
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: episode of Drake and Josh on Nickelodeon.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I like that show. Drake's kind of hot.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Was he still a security guard?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: That kid's got spunk. He's going places.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Josh is thin now.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: He looks kind of weird. Yeah. I'm not used to
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: seeing him like that.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: His face is still kind of big.
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: But his body is like really teeny.
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Peter Jackson. Yeah. That's weird. Or like, what's his face
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: from Superbad? He looks weird now. I'm sorry.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: He got big again.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Did he? No, he's not thin now.
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: He's in that new movie that's coming out.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's not like he used to be. No,
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: he is big. He used to be pretty. He's bigger.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: He's bigger. Okay. Because he looked weird when he lost
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: all that. I think he's just been eating like bags
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: of marshmallows. Good. Because he looked freaking weird when he
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: lost all that weight. I don't know what was up
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: with that. Because, well, yeah, wasn't his face the same size?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I like wanting to pinch his cheeks and be like,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: you need to eat something.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, look at you all small.
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: You're just not funny when you're not fat.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: That's usually what they find out.
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: When you're the comic lead, you better not lose weight
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: or you lose your job.
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: They're so funny. Shit.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That's why you got laid. Get that weight back on.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Man, really.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: They can see it, and that's all that matters. I'm sorry, everybody.
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: Moving on.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: So if nothing else, we'll round up the first half
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: of the show here. And yeah, I was trying to
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: find something cool and Dennis Hopper related to play. And
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: I think I'd forgotten that he was actually in a
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: song with the Gorillaz. Yes. And he does like a
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: big spoken word thing. It's really cool. And, yeah, I
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: went back to find out when, and it's, yeah, this
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: was from, you know, 2004. So he would have been 68.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: 68 and hanging out with, you know, rock stars of
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: the day. So, I mean, how cool. You know that
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: he's a cool old dude. That's awesome. Yeah, that's how
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: cool he was.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: I'll have to listen to the show and hear it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this would be fire coming out of a monkey's head,
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: which is very Gorillaz, obviously.
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: Wasn't he, like, a beat poet, though?
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Again, he did a little of everything. So this is
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: actually a very good mixture because it's very much his
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: more artistic side mixed in with their music. So yeah,
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: it's actually a good conglomeration of the both of them.
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: Did Dennis Hopper ever have an album like.
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: it just hasn't come out yet oh i'm sure now
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: they were released telly fucking zavala yeah i have that
• 58:53
  Speaker 10: on vinyl you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: Know i was really disappointed that uh i couldn't find
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: paradise garage i kind of like really wanted to listen
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: to that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I have it on cd yeah i know i know
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: i got an.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: Anthony hopkins spoken word wow um it was just a
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: single track called when you wish upon a star like
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: from pinocchio yeah no no no was it real weird
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: and like when you wish yeah there was like there
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: are a lot of like uh never-ending story like kind
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: of sound.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Effects oh really yes and um Like an entire female chorus.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Interesting.
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: This sounds very interesting.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: It was really creepy.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 14: Weird.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I saw Chris Walken doing Poker Face.
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Did Chris Walken do anything at all? He's always entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like reading the lyrics like he didn't
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  Speaker 2: even practice.
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  Speaker 8: He was like face.
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  Speaker 2: Poker face.
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  Speaker 4: That's going to be sad when he goes. I want
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Like they do with Texas Baby.
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  Speaker 9: I'll probably kill myself.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was really good.
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  Speaker 4: That is sad.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think he'll die though. I hope not.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: All right. We will wrap up the first half here
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  Speaker 4: and invite you to come back and join us for
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  Speaker 4: this week's Sofa Theater feature. Hard beeps. Hard beeps.
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  Speaker 9: Do you have time to go get some Francis Conner?
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  Speaker 9: I mentioned it earlier now.
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  Speaker 4: Of course you can. What do you want?
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  Speaker 8: Francis Conner, delicious beer.
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  Speaker 4: She's bigger. I just wanted food. Beer is food. Beer
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  Speaker 4: sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: I said beer sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 9: Beer.
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  Speaker 3: Beer.
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  Speaker 8: Beer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 9: How about we divide in teams? Beer, food.
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  Speaker 4: Go food. Do we get cheerleaders for this?
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  Speaker 9: I think four of us are on team beer. One
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  Speaker 9: of us is on team food.
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  Speaker 4: Fine then. Let's do this.
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  Speaker 9: Alright, well let's do this fast.
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  Speaker 4: Alright. Come back and join us. Thank you, please.
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  Speaker 1: Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain, there.
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  Speaker 4: Was a town where the people known as happy folk lived.
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  Speaker 4: their very existence a mystery to the rest of the.
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  Speaker 1: World, obscured as it was by great clouds. Here they
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  Speaker 1: played out their peaceful lives, innocent of the litany of excess.
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  Speaker 4: And violence that was growing in the world below.
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  Speaker 17: To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 17: called monkey was enough.
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  Speaker 4: Then one day.
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  Speaker 1: Strange folk arrived in the town.
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  Speaker 14: They came in camouflage, hidden behind.
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  Speaker 4: Dark glasses, and no one noticed them.
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  Speaker 1: They only saw shadows. You see, without the truth of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: the eyes, the happy folk were blind.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 12: Falling out of airplanes and hiding out in holes, waiting
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 12: for the sunset to come, people going home. Jump that
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 12: broom behind them and shoot them in the head Now
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  Speaker 12: everybody's dancing for Dance of the Dead For Dance of
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 12: the Dead For Dance of.
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  Speaker 4: The Dead.
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  Speaker 1: In time, the strange folk found their way into the
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  Speaker 1: higher reaches of the mountain, and it was there that
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  Speaker 1: they found the caves of unimaginable sincerity and beauty. By chance,
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  Speaker 1: they stumbled upon the place where all good souls.
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  Speaker 2: Come to rest.
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  Speaker 14: The strange folk, they coveted the jewels in these caves
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 14: above all things, and soon they began to mine the mountain,
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  Speaker 14: its rich scene fueling the chaos of their own world.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, down in the town, the happy folk slept restlessly,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Away at their souls.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 17: Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain,
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  Speaker 17: Why was it bringing darkness into their lives? And as
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 17: the strange folk climbed deeper and deeper into the.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Mountain, holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the monkey.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: For the first time, the happy folk felt fearful, for
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: they knew that soon the monkey would stir from its
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: deep sleep. Then there came a sound. Distant first, it
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: grew into a castrophony so immense that it could be
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: heard far away in space. There were no screams. There
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: was no time. The mountain-cold monkey had spoken.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: There was only fire. And then, nothing.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 12: What kind of beer do you like?
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  Speaker 6: Heineken.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Heineken?
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  Speaker 9: Fuck that shit!
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Pabst Blue Ribbon! This show is a production of Movie Meltdown,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: produced and edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: by The Empires. To help support the show, email producer
• 1:04:15
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• 1:04:19
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