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- 0:01Speaker 1: The 96.1 KISS Morning Freak Show.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Did you have any trouble sleeping last night, Bob? How
- 0:07Speaker 2: was your sleep?
- 0:08Speaker 1: Horrible, but no. Bad? You had a bad night? It
- 0:12Speaker 1: was one of those nights.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Where you're sitting on the couch one minute, you watch TV,
- 0:15Speaker 3: and the next minute it's 3.30 in the morning.
- 0:17Speaker 1: See, I slept on.
- 0:18Speaker 2: The couch with my wife Jamie last night, too, and
- 0:21Speaker 2: I woke up around 1 in the morning because I
- 0:23Speaker 2: was just sneezing, and my throat was itchy, and then... Uh,
- 0:28Speaker 2: my cat joy, one of eight comes over and like
- 0:32Speaker 2: lays right on my neck.
- 0:33Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't do this right now. I
- 0:35Speaker 1: can't even breathe. So then I had to go upstairs
- 0:38Speaker 1: and just like, all right, I gotta go back to
- 0:39Speaker 1: bed because I can't sleep on the couch tonight. So
- 0:42Speaker 1: both of us had a little.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Maybe your allergies for bad call is Olivia Rodrigo flowers
- 0:48Speaker 3: that were up on stage.
- 0:49Speaker 1: That might have been, dude. I might be allergic to
- 0:52Speaker 1: the Rodrigo flowers. The influx of flowers at that Rodrigo.
- 0:55Speaker 1: That could be it, dude. That could be it. That
- 0:57Speaker 1: she brought into town.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah, Olivia Rodrigo with a sold-out show last night. She's
- 1:01Speaker 2: just running it back again tonight.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah. Full mall watching from afar. It looked awesome. It
- 1:08Speaker 1: did look awesome in all the videos online. Me and
- 1:10Speaker 1: Bob didn't have tickets.
- 1:11Speaker 2: But also, Bob, there's maybe another reason why we couldn't
- 1:14Speaker 2: sleep last night.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Maybe. Hold on. Let me get to this talkback message here.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Very northern Butler County, Casey.
- 1:20Speaker 5: Just wanting to report, I can't sleep because Santa Claus Sid.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Is going to land. Whoa. And then we get stiller.
- 1:27Speaker 6: Game on Saturday.
- 1:29Speaker 7: Whoa.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 1:30Speaker 8: Because he's not going to work on Friday.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Santa Claus Sidney Crosby is coming to town. The penguin
- 1:38Speaker 1: season opens tonight in Philadelphia. Santa Claus Sid.
- 1:44Speaker 7: It's a great day.
- 1:45Speaker 1: It's a great day. For hockey. For hockey. For hockey night.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Penguins season officially starts tonight and then the home opener
- 2:06Speaker 2: on Saturday. Now, coming up next on the show, I'm
- 2:11Speaker 2: just going to ask a question that we're going to
- 2:14Speaker 2: answer next. Did Bob break another toilet? That's the question.
- 2:19Speaker 2: The answer will be coming up in the next segment here.
- 2:22Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 2:24Speaker 9: 96.
- 2:24Speaker 7: One kiss.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo running it back again tonight. Another sold out
- 2:31Speaker 2: 96 one kiss show at the arena. It's night two
- 2:34Speaker 2: of Olivia Rodrigo. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96
- 2:37Speaker 2: one kiss. Bob, you want to explain what happened in
- 2:39Speaker 2: the men's bathroom after the show yesterday? Because as people
- 2:44Speaker 2: know who listen to our show a lot, Bob has
- 2:46Speaker 2: basically been accused of breaking two toilets. Uh, one was
- 2:51Speaker 2: just regular toilet in the, in one of the stalls.
- 2:54Speaker 2: It stopped working like after Bob went in there and
- 2:58Speaker 2: then he claimed he didn't break the toilet, but he did.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Then one of the urinals wasn't working. And then Bob
- 3:03Speaker 1: was like, everybody's going to blame me. It wasn't me.
- 3:04Speaker 1: I don't even use it. You know, times that flooded
- 3:07Speaker 1: the bathroom out.
- 3:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:09Speaker 1: What happened yesterday, bud?
- 3:10Speaker 3: I run into some bathroom hijinks because I walk in there,
- 3:14Speaker 3: there's another guy in front of me that works for
- 3:16Speaker 3: the Steelers Nation Radio. So I'm right behind him, we're
- 3:20Speaker 3: both going in, and there's two guys outside the bathroom
- 3:23Speaker 3: that are, I don't know.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I would just walk away. I'd go to a different floor.
- 3:27Speaker 2: That's too much commotion near the bathroom.
- 3:29Speaker 1: They didn't look like office workers. They looked like construction workers. Oh, okay.
- 3:33Speaker 3: I didn't really think anything about it, but they were
- 3:36Speaker 3: there for backup for what was going on inside that bathroom.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Okay, so you walk in.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I walk in, and there's a guy with a full
- 3:44Speaker 3: plunger in the urinal, plunging the urinal, and he just
- 3:48Speaker 3: glances over.
- 3:50Speaker 1: You can plunge a urinal? I didn't know that.
- 3:53Speaker 2: By the way, for people who don't frequent men's bathrooms,
- 3:57Speaker 2: the urinal is where we just stand up to pee.
- 3:59Speaker 1: It's not the toilet. It's just against the wall. We're
- 4:01Speaker 1: just peeing in. I didn't know you could clog those things.
- 4:04Speaker 1: He just goes, it's a party in here.
- 4:05Speaker 8: He said that?
- 4:07Speaker 1: I turned around. He said, party in here. I turned around.
- 4:12Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, I'm not dealing with this. I'm
- 4:15Speaker 1: going to a different floor. I've never seen anybody plunge
- 4:18Speaker 1: a urinal before, though. And he was getting after it.
- 4:21Speaker 3: And thank God, you know, I'm not there to claim
- 4:24Speaker 3: that it was me because it happened obviously before me.
- 4:26Speaker 1: And I walked in on a cleanup duty. Yeah.
- 4:29Speaker 3: This guy was like elbows in, going all out, plunging
- 4:33Speaker 3: the hell out.
- 4:33Speaker 7: Of the urinal.
- 4:35Speaker 1: And we kind of got clogged this urinal. What did
- 4:38Speaker 1: somebody do in the urinal? How did the urinal get clogged?
- 4:42Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't know. It wasn't me. Yeah.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It wasn't me.
- 4:46Speaker 7: You know what?
- 4:46Speaker 1: I'm actually on your side. If you're walking into a plunging,
- 4:50Speaker 1: then you're good. That wasn't you.
- 4:53Speaker 3: There was like bathroom security outside when I thought about
- 4:56Speaker 3: it after I got out of there.
- 4:57Speaker 1: It was. It was. It's like you want to get
- 4:59Speaker 1: into this club here. It's like, hey, you sure you
- 5:02Speaker 1: want to come in here? You're about to see something
- 5:03Speaker 1: you've never seen before in your life. There's a man
- 5:05Speaker 1: there plunging the urinal. Get past the bouncers.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Hey, you know our buddy Snuff that listens to the
- 5:10Speaker 2: show over in San Diego, California?
- 5:13Speaker 1: Yeah. Great listener to the show.
- 5:15Speaker 2: He said our buddy Weed Nico, who listens to the
- 5:18Speaker 2: show in the state of Washington, some West Coast buddies
- 5:21Speaker 2: of the show. Weed Nico wanted Snuff to make a
- 5:24Speaker 2: Bob Didn't Break the.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Toilet reggae song.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Mitch, so just real quick, since we're talking about breaking toilets.
- 5:32Speaker 1: That's kind of nice. Bob didn't break the toilet. Bob
- 5:35Speaker 1: didn't break the toilet.
- 5:38Speaker 7: It's good.
- 5:38Speaker 1: It's good. And you know what, Bob? Hey. You didn't
- 5:50Speaker 1: break the toilet this time. This time, wasn't me. This time,
- 5:55Speaker 1: it wasn't you. This time.
- 5:56Speaker 2: All right, we got a chance for you to go
- 5:58Speaker 2: to another sold-out show today. Next Wednesday at the brand-new
- 6:04Speaker 2: Place Citizens Live at the Wiley, Freya Sky, completely sold-out show.
- 6:08Speaker 1: We got your tickets around 8.30. It's Mikey and Bob.
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- 6:15Speaker 2: You can't unspill the tea once the tea has been spilt.
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- 6:24Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
- 6:27Speaker 2: If you're already up and driving this morning, you've probably
- 6:31Speaker 2: been outside and seen what's awaiting you on your morning commute.
- 6:36Speaker 1: It's foggy this morning. Bob, would you like to give
- 6:39Speaker 1: a proper fog warning to Pittsburgh? It's a good one.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Public safety. Yeah.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Partly cloudy today with highs in the upper 70s today.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Whoa. Shorts can come back out today, it looks like, right? Tomorrow.
- 6:57Speaker 1: It's going to be the 80s. Tickle the 80s. Oh, buddy,
- 7:00Speaker 1: we're back. We're back. A little squirt. A little squirt
- 7:03Speaker 1: of summer. Last little bit. Last bit.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Last couple drops of summer. Got to squeeze the last
- 7:09Speaker 2: drops out. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 Kiss.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Came in this morning and we got messages from our movers. Now, again,
- 7:18Speaker 2: we like to call listeners, you know, really dedicated listeners
- 7:22Speaker 2: of our show movers.
- 7:23Speaker 1: I don't know, Mikey and Bob, it's sort of.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Makes sense and they've created their own facebook group now
- 7:28Speaker 2: and it's a whole thing and they had a a
- 7:31Speaker 2: meeting last night we are we like a gang now
- 7:34Speaker 2: what is happening here but let's get to this uh
- 7:36Speaker 2: talkback message brought to us by one team media hey.
- 7:38Speaker 10: Guys mills on the mount here uh we're having our
- 7:41Speaker 10: first moober merch meeting via google meet and we got
- 7:44Speaker 10: a ton of people on here and it's hilarious and we're.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Bonding already like we've known each other for our whole.
- 7:49Speaker 9: Lives good but they want to tell you a very
- 7:51Speaker 9: important message hi.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Love you.
- 7:59Speaker 9: Birthday queen okay caca's on a on a gummy and
- 8:04Speaker 9: not wearing a.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Shirt okay and caca's on a gummy not wearing a
- 8:08Speaker 2: shirt by the way.
- 8:09Speaker 1: What kind of live stream we got going on we
- 8:12Speaker 1: do not know what's going on here we are not
- 8:14Speaker 1: responsible for this these are just uh wonderful people who
- 8:17Speaker 1: listen to the show getting together and having a good
- 8:19Speaker 1: time they're doing their own meetings now hold on i
- 8:22Speaker 1: got i got another message here hey.
- 8:24Speaker 9: Boys it is uh hi aunt caca and the movers
- 8:28Speaker 9: merch group from florida mashed potato ravioli lady here and
- 8:40Speaker 9: uh i am that's me all right all right listen
- 8:45Speaker 9: you hear aunt caca on the back row you're mashed.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Potato lady when apparently aunt caca's high without shirt on
- 8:52Speaker 2: and then let's get to another one here hi.
- 8:53Speaker 6: Mikey and bob this is jen I participated in the
- 8:57Speaker 6: first ever mover meeting earlier.
- 8:59Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening here. Our listeners, man. We
- 9:06Speaker 1: can't control them.
- 9:07Speaker 6: And I thought I'd give you a talk back because
- 9:10Speaker 6: right now what you hear in the background is my
- 9:12Speaker 6: mixer going as I am making cookies for, you guessed it,
- 9:17Speaker 6: a Pittsburgh cookie table for a co-worker's daughter's wedding this weekend.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:22Speaker 6: So anyway, thought of you guys as I'm making cookies,
- 9:25Speaker 6: especially you, Bob.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Thanks.
- 9:26Speaker 6: And hope you have a great day.
- 9:27Speaker 1: And happy birthday, Bob.
- 9:29Speaker 2: You can make the cookies, but it's not for Bob's
- 9:32Speaker 2: birthday because that's New Year's Day.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Birthday cookies? No, it's not. What? Only birthday cookies on
- 9:38Speaker 1: New Year's Day because that's your birthday. It's not Bob's
- 9:40Speaker 1: birthday today. New Year's Day is his birthday. All right,
- 9:43Speaker 1: you can always send your talkback messages through the free
- 9:45Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Sold out tickets to go see Freya Sky next Wednesday
- 9:50Speaker 2: at Citizens Live at the Wiley around 8.30 this morning,
- 9:52Speaker 2: it's Mikey and Bob. Another sold-out Olivia Rodrigo show tonight
- 10:01Speaker 2: at the arena. If you went last night, you can,
- 10:03Speaker 2: of course, share how the show went. What was your
- 10:07Speaker 2: favorite part through the iHeartRadio app? Send us a talkback message.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Brought to us by One Team Media. It's Mikey and
- 10:13Speaker 2: Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Penguins open their season tonight
- 10:17Speaker 2: in Philadelphia, taking on the Flyers.
- 10:20Speaker 1: A little Let's Go Pengs, man. It's a little bit of.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Let's Go Pengs, man. Sid, Gino, LeTang, can't wait for
- 10:26Speaker 2: another Penguin season. And then the home opener is on Saturday. Steelers,
- 10:32Speaker 2: of course, got a weird week. They play tomorrow night.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Quick turnaround here. Thursday night football. They're taking on the
- 10:38Speaker 2: Browns in Cleveland. I love that we get football on Thursday.
- 10:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 10:42Speaker 3: But that Sunday of... watching football and just knowing the
- 10:46Speaker 3: Steelers are going to be there for me. It ruins
- 10:48Speaker 3: Sunday a little bit.
- 10:50Speaker 1: It does.
- 10:51Speaker 7: It does.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Because I like my 1 p.m. Steelers Sunday. That's where
- 10:55Speaker 2: I want my Steelers. I want them Sunday 1 p.m.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Get these prime times out of here. Me and my
- 11:01Speaker 2: guy wake up way too early for these prime time games, right?
- 11:04Speaker 2: Sunday 1 p.m. And then you can just nap it
- 11:07Speaker 2: up after that for a little bit, you know? Coach
- 11:10Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy yesterday. was, of course, asked about the things
- 11:13Speaker 2: he gets asked every time he's in front of microphones. Hey,
- 11:17Speaker 2: Joey Porter Jr., he going to play on Thursday?
- 11:20Speaker 1: We hope so.
- 11:21Speaker 11: Today's another day. We have a full slot here. Obviously,
- 11:25Speaker 11: we're on a Thursday schedule, so this will be more
- 11:27Speaker 11: of a jog through. So we'll have a little more
- 11:29Speaker 11: pace and pretty much a similar amount of reps. So, yeah,
- 11:32Speaker 11: we'll see how he does today.
- 11:33Speaker 1: All right. He's hoping Joey Porter Jr. can play. He's
- 11:38Speaker 1: probably not, though.
- 11:40Speaker 2: But also, is there a point where this gets so
- 11:44Speaker 2: nasty that the Steelers, can they start fining him for
- 11:47Speaker 2: missing games?
- 11:48Speaker 1: Like, if he's cleared to play?
- 11:50Speaker 2: Because I think they've gone through the injury shenanigans for
- 11:54Speaker 2: a couple weeks now.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if there's no real injury, that's the
- 11:58Speaker 1: next move.
- 11:59Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Or they just trade him if they can find somebody
- 12:02Speaker 3: to trade him with. Well, that's true, too. Mike McCarthy
- 12:04Speaker 3: was asked about Joey Porter Jr. If he does ramp
- 12:08Speaker 3: up to the game and is ready to go.
- 12:10Speaker 11: Well, I think Joey's just like anybody else that's coming back.
- 12:14Speaker 11: We want to make sure he gets everything he needs
- 12:16Speaker 11: and make.
- 12:17Speaker 1: Sure we're coordinated. Okay, yeah. It's the ramp up for
- 12:19Speaker 1: Joey Porter Jr. And then the question was asked. We're
- 12:22Speaker 1: doing hypothetical here. All right, if he is healthy. and
- 12:26Speaker 1: he can play tomorrow. What about it? Is he going
- 12:28Speaker 1: to play the full game, or is he going to
- 12:30Speaker 1: be on a pitch count where he only plays down here,
- 12:32Speaker 1: down there?
- 12:33Speaker 11: That's really with the week. Obviously, tomorrow will be the
- 12:36Speaker 11: first time we really get to go full speed, just
- 12:39Speaker 11: the way the practice structure is. We'll clearly take in
- 12:42Speaker 11: all the information, and then we'll make those decisions. Full
- 12:46Speaker 11: speed Mike McCarthy. I just want to see it. I'd
- 12:49Speaker 11: like to see that, honestly.
- 12:50Speaker 1: I would.
- 12:50Speaker 2: I just want to see him run as fast as
- 12:52Speaker 2: he can. Sorry, I just got sidetracked with a little
- 12:55Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy. I don't know what I was doing there,
- 12:58Speaker 2: but I just want to see him.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Run full speed. That's it. Full blast?
- 13:01Speaker 2: Not even in a joking way. In a graceful, I
- 13:04Speaker 2: want to see this big man haul sort of way.
- 13:06Speaker 1: 40 yards? Yeah. Was there ever a fight in the
- 13:10Speaker 1: preseason where he had to break it up and was running?
- 13:13Speaker 1: I just want to... hey mike mccarthy i want to
- 13:16Speaker 1: watch you run.
- 13:17Speaker 3: Get him at a gallop it's probably like uh darn
- 13:19Speaker 3: out washington yeah that's hard to bring down take down.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Gotta tackle him at the legs and hope he doesn't
- 13:25Speaker 1: drag you right the bus in his prime the greenfield
- 13:30Speaker 1: the greenfield bus hey he might give himself a couple
- 13:33Speaker 1: of carries tomorrow.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Night in cleveland you know uh then mike mccarthy uh okay.
- 13:40Speaker 1: If Joey Porter Jr. does play in Cleveland tomorrow.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Reporters asked him literally question after question. Are they just
- 13:47Speaker 3: waiting for a Tomlin answer? Like the, we need volunteers,
- 13:51Speaker 3: not hostages or something? How can Joey affect the game
- 13:56Speaker 3: if he does play?
- 13:57Speaker 11: Great question, but I think we have to get to
- 13:59Speaker 11: the game and answer it right.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Respectfully. Great question. Great question.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Guess we're going to have to get to the game
- 14:05Speaker 2: to find out how he affects the game. respectfully so
- 14:09Speaker 2: i don't think joey porter jr is gonna play i
- 14:11Speaker 2: hope he does play steelers could definitely lose him especially
- 14:14Speaker 2: now since jalen ramsey hey uh broken broken wrist right
- 14:18Speaker 2: it's an official broken wrist now so joey porter jr
- 14:22Speaker 2: can definitely use you in that secondary Steelers take on
- 14:25Speaker 2: the bronze in Cleveland tomorrow night, Thursday night football, which
- 14:30Speaker 2: means we will have Steelers Facebook comments on a Friday
- 14:34Speaker 2: morning this week. It is Mikey and Bob here on
- 14:36Speaker 2: 96 one kiss. We'll get to today in free show
- 14:38Speaker 2: history coming up next. sold out night two of olivia
- 14:44Speaker 2: rodrigo tonight at the arena it's mikey and bob here
- 14:47Speaker 2: on uh 96 one kids before we get to today
- 14:49Speaker 2: in freak show history let's get to a quick talkback
- 14:52Speaker 2: message here get on our free iheart radio app when
- 14:54Speaker 2: you're streaming the station or our mikey and bob podcast
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- 14:59Speaker 2: on the show brought to us by one team media.
- 15:02Speaker 12: Mikey and bob it's teacher c from mars this is
- 15:04Speaker 12: uh kind of a hard message to leave After 16
- 15:07Speaker 12: years of being a teacher in the classroom, I finally
- 15:10Speaker 12: decided to step away. I'm going to take care of myself,
- 15:13Speaker 12: spend lots of time with my family.
- 15:15Speaker 1: That's good.
- 15:16Speaker 12: And just relax for a little bit. So I guess
- 15:18Speaker 12: calling in from now on, I'll just be Steve from Mars.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Wow. So hope you are doing well.
- 15:24Speaker 12: Happy birthday, Bob. And honey, I'm coming home.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Wow.
- 15:28Speaker 5: Wow.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Teacher Steve from Mars is now just Steve from Mars.
- 15:31Speaker 1: That feels weird, though. You can still call yourself Teacher
- 15:33Speaker 1: Steve from Mars because you did teach the kids at
- 15:36Speaker 1: one point. You got the credentials.
- 15:39Speaker 2: I wonder if it was all the disgusting talk for
- 15:42Speaker 2: the past week on the show about how kids.
- 15:45Speaker 1: use.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Their own feces in interesting, creative, and disgusting ways.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Maybe you heard too many of those stories on the show,
- 15:53Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't need to be around here anymore.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I can't teach the kids anymore. I've got to get
- 15:57Speaker 1: out of here.
- 15:57Speaker 2: All right, kids, stop playing with your poop. That's just
- 16:01Speaker 2: a life lesson. That's not from teacher Steve. That's just,
- 16:04Speaker 2: you know, we've learned over the past few shows.
- 16:07Speaker 1: All right. It's right around seven o'clock.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Time to take you back to a moment in the
- 16:10Speaker 2: show that made us laugh, made us smile.
- 16:12Speaker 1: It is time for today in freak show history. And
- 16:14Speaker 1: we got a naked person here. In freak show history.
- 16:18Speaker 7: Today in freak show history.
- 16:28Speaker 2: We go to Indiana for this next story. A man
- 16:31Speaker 2: was spotted driving a Power Wheels Jeep.
- 16:35Speaker 1: On an Indiana roadway. Now, Bob, I know because you
- 16:40Speaker 1: were my best friend growing up. You used to have
- 16:43Speaker 1: the blue Bigfoot Power Wheels.
- 16:46Speaker 4: I did.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Just iconic.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Little monster truck that little, little boy Bobby went.
- 16:53Speaker 1: There was no little boy Bobby, by the way.
- 16:55Speaker 5: All right.
- 16:56Speaker 1: I filled that truck up.
- 16:58Speaker 2: The old Power Wheels were like a two-seater for most kids,
- 17:02Speaker 2: but big boy Bobby.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Room for one. Sorry, other kids in the neighborhood. No
- 17:08Speaker 1: room for you on big Bobby's big foot. You know,
- 17:14Speaker 1: the power wheels, they go like five miles an hour,
- 17:16Speaker 1: like top speed, right? Yeah, yeah. My guy's out driving one. Yeah,
- 17:19Speaker 1: this guy's on an Indiana roadway.
- 17:22Speaker 2: 51-year-old man was pulled over around 9 p.m. when Indiana
- 17:26Speaker 2: State Police noticed him driving a blue Power Wheels without
- 17:31Speaker 2: lights or reflectors. Maybe he had the old Bigfoot one
- 17:34Speaker 2: that you had, man. Remember that blue one?
- 17:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Maybe he had that one. He had a
- 17:37Speaker 1: blue one. The man, who surprisingly appeared impaired....
- 17:43Speaker 2: Uh, was administered field sobriety tests, which, uh, the power
- 17:48Speaker 2: wheels man failed.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Oh, who would have known? Who could have seen that coming?
- 17:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 17:52Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think it is?
- 17:53Speaker 1: What do you think it is? You've got to be
- 17:55Speaker 1: boozed up, right? Yeah. I feel like he's just drinking, right?
- 17:58Speaker 1: Lots of beer drunk. You know, you're too drunk to
- 18:01Speaker 1: drive a real car. So you're just like, I'll just
- 18:03Speaker 1: take the power wheel. Maybe fireball got him too. No,
- 18:06Speaker 1: it was crystal meth. Oh, wow. That took a turn. Dude.
- 18:10Speaker 1: We're all cruising on crystal meth. What are we doing?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Like, you drink 15 beers. I think you're going to
- 18:15Speaker 2: pass out before even the Power Wheels comes into play.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Was this guy so hopped up on meth that he
- 18:19Speaker 2: thought that it was a real Jeep?
- 18:21Speaker 1: It could be.
- 18:22Speaker 13: Could be.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Might be. I'm just out here, officer. Maybe he thought
- 18:25Speaker 1: he was driving a big, giant, just, you know? And
- 18:30Speaker 1: he's really just driving five miles an hour on a
- 18:33Speaker 1: Power Wheels. Running it back tonight. Sold out Olivia Rodrigo.
- 18:40Speaker 2: Night number two at the arena for the big 96.1
- 18:43Speaker 2: Kiss show. Hopefully everybody had fun last night. If you
- 18:45Speaker 2: got to go to Rodrigo, it is Mikey and Bob
- 18:47Speaker 2: here on 96.1 Kiss. I don't know. I do know
- 18:51Speaker 2: where this started. We did have a teacher send us
- 18:54Speaker 2: a message. It's like last week. It was like, hey,
- 18:57Speaker 2: there's poop on the ceiling in the classroom. I don't
- 19:01Speaker 2: know how it happened.
- 19:02Speaker 3: That one teacher story was like throwing up the bat
- 19:04Speaker 3: signal for teachers to unite. So that one teacher didn't
- 19:09Speaker 3: feel all alone in this battle.
- 19:11Speaker 2: It's turned into teacher-shared trauma now on our show. All right,
- 19:16Speaker 2: let's get to some more talkback messages here brought to
- 19:19Speaker 2: us by The Pavement Group.
- 19:20Speaker 14: Mikey, Bob, hey, it's Ryan checking in. Hey, so I
- 19:23Speaker 14: used to work in the IT department at CCAC all
- 19:28Speaker 14: around the different campuses, and let me tell you, Disgusting
- 19:32Speaker 14: bathroom behavior is not just.
- 19:35Speaker 1: The little kids. Alright, college kids, you gotta learn how
- 19:38Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. You're in college. You're in college.
- 19:41Speaker 1: You should know better than that. Actually, never mind.
- 19:44Speaker 2: With the current environment, I've learned that a lot of
- 19:47Speaker 2: college kids actually don't know the difference between.
- 19:49Speaker 1: right from wrong probably about 57 out of 57 of
- 19:53Speaker 1: them uh now let's get to another message here.
- 19:56Speaker 5: Okay mike and bob i guess it's time for my
- 19:58Speaker 5: teachers versus poop story.
- 20:00Speaker 2: I don't know this wasn't a planned segment on the
- 20:02Speaker 2: show teachers hey we're gonna do versus poop like with
- 20:06Speaker 2: this Sometimes things on the show just happen. We did
- 20:09Speaker 2: not know that teachers had all this poop trauma.
- 20:11Speaker 5: Years ago at a summer camp, a boy had written
- 20:14Speaker 5: a name on the wall in the bathroom in poop.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if I want to do this anymore.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I don't know. We're at last year at summer camp.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Talkback messages here. His own name or like a girl's name?
- 20:28Speaker 1: Like a romantic gesture? That is not a romantic gesture
- 20:32Speaker 1: at all.
- 20:33Speaker 2: I don't even think in the animal kingdom that's a
- 20:35Speaker 2: romantic gesture.
- 20:37Speaker 1: You know, like that is just bad behavior right there.
- 20:41Speaker 5: The name was spelled incorrectly, so we knew that someone
- 20:44Speaker 5: was trying to frame somebody.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on.
- 20:47Speaker 2: They wrote somebody's name in feces, but they spelled it wrong.
- 20:50Speaker 5: To figure out who did it, we had all the
- 20:53Speaker 5: boys write that name down on paper.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 20:56Speaker 5: The boy who spelled the name wrong. Got him.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Got him. A real whodunit.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Dude, hey, we're not paying teachers enough, man. We are
- 21:05Speaker 2: not paying teachers enough. But she went.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Full law and order. A little camp CSI. Everybody's writing
- 21:13Speaker 1: the name down. Be like, oh, nope. Somebody don't know
- 21:16Speaker 1: how to spell Jennifer. Uh-oh. Brown fingers there. Now, coming
- 21:24Speaker 1: up next on the show. Man, this is just the
- 21:27Speaker 1: story that's built for our show. We got a naked person. Yep.
- 21:31Speaker 1: It's down in Florida. Uh, yeah. And awful house. Oh,
- 21:36Speaker 1: three for three. Uh, we'll get to that story coming
- 21:39Speaker 1: up around seven 25.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Also sold out tickets for next week's show at, uh,
- 21:45Speaker 2: the brand new place citizens live at the Wiley. We'll
- 21:47Speaker 2: give you a chance to go see sold out Freya
- 21:48Speaker 2: sky coming up around eight 30.
- 21:50Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob. 96 one. Yes. Fat bear week
- 21:58Speaker 1: has concluded.
- 22:00Speaker 2: There's a national forest up in Alaska that does online voting.
- 22:04Speaker 1: They have pictures of a bunch of fat bears. It's genius.
- 22:07Speaker 1: It's perfect.
- 22:08Speaker 2: They call it Fat Bear Week. Backpack is the fattest
- 22:11Speaker 2: bear this year. A bear named Backpack. What a great
- 22:15Speaker 2: name for a pet, an animal.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Perfect.
- 22:18Speaker 2: So Backpack wins Fat Bear Week in Alaska. Why am
- 22:23Speaker 2: I telling you this?
- 22:24Speaker 1: Well, because Bob has gone to the Fat Bear Week
- 22:28Speaker 1: Facebook comment section. That's going to be an interesting round. Yep.
- 22:32Speaker 2: We'll read some Fat Bear Week Facebook comments coming up
- 22:35Speaker 2: around 825 here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob.
- 22:40Speaker 2: A lot going on in this next story. It's basically
- 22:44Speaker 2: a triple crown here. It's a Florida story, which there's
- 22:48Speaker 2: always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
- 22:51Speaker 2: It's a naked person. There's always people getting naked, getting arrested,
- 22:54Speaker 2: making the news and making our show. And it happened
- 22:57Speaker 2: at a Waffle House, too. So let's get to it.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Here we go. Attention all listeners of The Freak Show.
- 23:03Speaker 1: It's time to travel to the Sunshine State.
- 23:06Speaker 15: Yes!
- 23:06Speaker 1: It happened again! It's another Florida story. Down to Florida
- 23:11Speaker 1: we go here.
- 23:12Speaker 16: For most people, Sunday morning is the perfect time for
- 23:15Speaker 16: a nice breakfast. But Lee County deputies say for one woman,
- 23:18Speaker 16: it was time to expose herself.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Oh, that's not good. That's not good. Sunday morning, you know.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Sunday morning, you just want a little Waffle House breakfast. Yeah,
- 23:27Speaker 1: nice breakfast. Maybe you're going to church or something. Don't
- 23:30Speaker 1: want to expose yourself.
- 23:31Speaker 16: Outside this Waffle House, Keegan Fritz lives nearby.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to hear from the guy who
- 23:38Speaker 1: lives nearby the Waffle House down in Florida where the
- 23:40Speaker 1: lady exposed herself, okay? I just look a couple blocks down.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Not surprising at the Waffle House. Man, you know you're
- 23:47Speaker 1: just numb to it down there in Florida where it's
- 23:49Speaker 1: like Sunday morning naked lady. I'm not surprised at the
- 23:52Speaker 1: Waffle House. I've seen some things at the Waffle House.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Everybody's seen some things at the Waffle House.
- 23:57Speaker 16: He's surprised he didn't hear all the commotion after Deputy
- 24:00Speaker 16: Say Cheyenne Hamad Nadeau lifted her dress and made threats
- 24:04Speaker 16: to a man in the parking lot.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Lifted her dress in the Waffle House parking lot and
- 24:09Speaker 1: started making threats. showing her parts off and then made
- 24:12Speaker 1: threats yeah yeah really showing this is what i have
- 24:16Speaker 1: let's fight.
- 24:17Speaker 11: Ask the sheriff so a couple times i come about
- 24:20Speaker 11: around here to just keep an eye on every so.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Often man this guy is so unbothered by the happenings
- 24:25Speaker 2: at the florida waffle house near him he's like i
- 24:28Speaker 2: asked the cops just hey can you just do a
- 24:30Speaker 2: buzz by real quick just do a real quick drive
- 24:32Speaker 2: by you know keep an eye on buzz the waffle
- 24:34Speaker 2: house tower a couple times because we never know when
- 24:37Speaker 2: a naked lady is going to start challenging people to
- 24:39Speaker 2: fights it's sunday morning according to the.
- 24:41Speaker 16: Report the victim didn't even know the woman he was
- 24:44Speaker 16: walking across the street from the.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Bank yeah complete stranger when.
- 24:47Speaker 16: She started yelling at him that she wanted to fight
- 24:50Speaker 16: the victim said nadeau walked up to him with her
- 24:53Speaker 16: hand in a.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Fist Okay, again, this is a completely naked lady outside
- 24:57Speaker 1: a Waffle House just looking to fight some guy, right? Yeah.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Doesn't even know the guy.
- 25:02Speaker 16: Screaming that she'd hit him before revealing herself naked.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Under her dress. Yeah, all right.
- 25:09Speaker 1: So she's yelling at the guy, I won't fight you,
- 25:11Speaker 1: I'm going to hit you, and then surprise, surprise.
- 25:14Speaker 5: Yep.
- 25:15Speaker 16: I tried asking the Waffle House if they picked up
- 25:17Speaker 16: anything on their security cameras, but was told it could
- 25:20Speaker 16: only be accessed by a manager of the Waffle House.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Oh no, Waffle House is lying to you. They don't
- 25:24Speaker 1: want anybody to see the cameras. Like Waffle House might
- 25:27Speaker 1: have security cameras, but those cameras haven't worked in 15 years.
- 25:31Speaker 1: It's only for the employees because there's nobody that fights
- 25:35Speaker 1: like a Waffle House employee. They use those for combat
- 25:38Speaker 1: training videos and stuff. How do you deal with a
- 25:41Speaker 1: naked person that wants to fight in the parking lot?
- 25:44Speaker 1: There's only one way you're going to learn how to
- 25:46Speaker 1: you know, take down a lady like that. Waffle House
- 25:49Speaker 1: security cam training videos. It's a naked lady and it's
- 25:54Speaker 1: Florida and it's Waffle House making the show once again.
- 25:59Speaker 2: You can watch Zara Larson and BTS and Laney Wilson,
- 26:04Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, our buddy DJ Bonix. It is
- 26:08Speaker 2: our iHeartRadio music festival on demand. Disney Plus and Hulu
- 26:13Speaker 2: starting tomorrow. You can watch our iHeartRadio. music festival that's
- 26:18Speaker 2: uh tomorrow it's mikey and bob here on 96 one
- 26:21Speaker 2: kiss real quick uh before we get into what sydney
- 26:23Speaker 2: crosby's thinking before the penguins open the season tonight in
- 26:26Speaker 2: philly let's get to this talkback message brought to us
- 26:29Speaker 2: by the pavement group bob it's time.
- 26:31Speaker 1: To do your duty oh boy let pittsburgh know yeah
- 26:35Speaker 1: there's fog yeah it's uh it's a little warmer today
- 26:39Speaker 1: highs are going to be the upper 70s partly cloudy
- 26:41Speaker 1: though but this morning we're dealing with some fog bob
- 26:44Speaker 1: go ahead It's a public service that Bob does, so
- 26:50Speaker 1: you just be careful out there in the fog. Hey,
- 26:54Speaker 1: you know what, man? A little bit. Gonna need a
- 26:58Speaker 1: little bit of Let's Go Pens, man. Come on, a
- 27:01Speaker 1: little bit of Let's Go Pens, man.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I'm wondering if Saturday night, when they have the home opener, right?
- 27:08Speaker 2: We'll be at the game on Saturday. I'm excited for it.
- 27:11Speaker 2: A little bit of Let's Go Pens. I'm wondering if
- 27:13Speaker 2: when the Penguins score, are they still going to do
- 27:16Speaker 2: Why can't I get a little bit of let's go
- 27:17Speaker 2: pens after the goals?
- 27:19Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 27:19Speaker 2: It's not like the Penguins contact me like, hey, we're
- 27:21Speaker 2: going to use your thing again. Guess we'll just have
- 27:24Speaker 2: to see, right? They use it in the preseason?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Did they run it preseason? I don't know. I don't remember.
- 27:28Speaker 2: They don't run any of the preseason games or anything
- 27:30Speaker 2: like that. So, yeah, we'll see. But it's Penguins season
- 27:33Speaker 2: starting tonight in Philadelphia. Sidney Crosby was asked, how's the
- 27:37Speaker 2: team better this year than last year?
- 27:39Speaker 10: I mean, I think just going further and deeper than
- 27:42Speaker 10: we did last year.
- 27:42Speaker 1: So that's how I would gauge it, I think.
- 27:46Speaker 10: Like I said before, last year was probably exceeding a
- 27:50Speaker 10: lot of people's expectations. But yeah, for the guys that
- 27:53Speaker 10: were here last year and went through last season, there
- 27:58Speaker 10: should be a.
- 27:58Speaker 15: Lot of belief.
- 27:59Speaker 10: And for new guys coming in with opportunities that they
- 28:02Speaker 10: have here, I think as a group, we've got to
- 28:05Speaker 10: aim for that.
- 28:06Speaker 1: So how does the team get better? Farther and deeper.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Gotta believe. Gotta go farther and deeper. If you want
- 28:12Speaker 1: to improve on what you did last year, right? Then
- 28:14Speaker 1: Sid was asked about passing Willie Stargell. Willie Stargell? This
- 28:19Speaker 1: is the most random question. How is he passing Willie Stargell?
- 28:24Speaker 1: Willie Stargell is the old Pirates guy, right? Sid, I
- 28:26Speaker 1: got a stat for you here. It involves Willie Stargell.
- 28:30Speaker 1: The longest tenured Pittsburgh professional athlete, Sid, is about to
- 28:35Speaker 1: pass Willie Stargell.
- 28:36Speaker 2: He was asked about how he felt about that. I
- 28:38Speaker 2: think it was Josh Yowie who brought it up to him.
- 28:41Speaker 10: Obviously, it's a pretty historic sports talent and how much
- 28:45Speaker 10: pride that people have in sports and appreciate the The
- 28:49Speaker 10: fact that we've had athletes here in the city that
- 28:51Speaker 10: have played for long periods of time and for teams here.
- 28:56Speaker 10: So I think that's something to be proud of for sure.
- 29:00Speaker 10: And it goes by super fast, but definitely happy.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Sid, of course, just humble as ever. He's really about
- 29:07Speaker 1: to become the longest tenured athlete and professional athlete in
- 29:10Speaker 1: Pittsburgh history.
- 29:11Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it happens.
- 29:14Speaker 2: And then, of course, Sid talking about starting the season
- 29:17Speaker 2: against the rivals in Philly.
- 29:18Speaker 10: It's always a big game, the first game of the year,
- 29:20Speaker 10: a lot of anticipation. But the fact that, you know,
- 29:23Speaker 10: it's against Philadelphia and the fact that we played them.
- 29:25Speaker 1: You know, in the playoffs, it's fresh in their mind,
- 29:28Speaker 1: fresh in their mind. Yeah, it's always an intense game,
- 29:31Speaker 1: but that'll add to it. All right, Philly should be
- 29:33Speaker 1: scared because I got to be honest, I didn't remember
- 29:36Speaker 1: that the Flyers even knocked the Penguins out. You know
- 29:38Speaker 1: who did remember, though? Sidney Craig. It's still fresh in
- 29:41Speaker 1: his mind. He says, you know, who's never going to
- 29:43Speaker 1: forget Sidney Crosby. He's like, we're all just like, Hey,
- 29:47Speaker 1: new penguin season starting. I like half the roster. We
- 29:50Speaker 1: don't know. We got to like figure out all these
- 29:52Speaker 1: guys names and stuff like that. And then so far ago,
- 29:56Speaker 1: you know, it was so long.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Ago, not for sale. It's like the last game I played,
- 30:01Speaker 2: I lost to the flyers. We're changing that tonight. Penguin
- 30:04Speaker 2: season opens in Philadelphia. And then of course, The home
- 30:07Speaker 2: opener is on Saturday night.
- 30:10Speaker 1: All right.
- 30:10Speaker 2: We got sold out tickets again for another big sold
- 30:13Speaker 2: out 96 on Kiss Show. Freya Sky is playing Citizens
- 30:17Speaker 2: Live at the Wiley next week. Your chance at tickets
- 30:19Speaker 2: coming up around 830.
- 30:20Speaker 1: And a winner has been crowned in the Alaskan Park
- 30:26Speaker 1: Fat Bear Week contest.
- 30:28Speaker 2: A bear named Backpack. We will read fat bear week
- 30:32Speaker 2: Facebook comments coming up around 825. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 30:36Speaker 1: 96 on kids.
- 30:36Speaker 7: The Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 30:44Speaker 2: It's not always weird Florida stories on our show. Sometimes
- 30:48Speaker 2: the weirdness gets local, too. Someone got their nipple bit
- 30:53Speaker 2: off in Northview Heights. We will get to that quick
- 30:55Speaker 2: story coming up next here on 96.1 KISS. It is
- 30:58Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob. Right now, let's get to some more
- 31:01Speaker 2: of your talkback messages. All you got to do is
- 31:02Speaker 2: get on our free iHeartRadio app. Send us a talkback
- 31:06Speaker 2: message brought to us by One Team Media. It's our
- 31:09Speaker 2: buddy on the West Coast, all the way up in
- 31:12Speaker 2: the other corner of the country.
- 31:15Speaker 1: It's our buddy Weed Nico.
- 31:17Speaker 17: Hey, boys. Weed Nico from Washington. just chiming in with
- 31:21Speaker 17: a real quick pointless picture of the.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Day all right miko took a picture.
- 31:25Speaker 17: Of something my car just hit 141 141.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Miles whoa his car hit 141 141.
- 31:35Speaker 17: Had to snap a quick one gotta take it for
- 31:38Speaker 17: no reason at all none at all never gonna look
- 31:40Speaker 17: at the picture again no you're not you're never gonna
- 31:42Speaker 17: show nobody no.
- 31:43Speaker 1: You're not but i got it You know what we need?
- 31:46Speaker 1: Go throw it up in our Movers Facebook group where
- 31:49Speaker 1: a lot of the fans of the show are. That's
- 31:52Speaker 1: where people care about it.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Go throw it up in the Movers Facebook group, and
- 31:55Speaker 2: they'll enjoy it there. All right, let's get to another
- 31:58Speaker 2: talkback message here before we get to the bitten nipples story.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Good morning, boys.
- 32:04Speaker 4: So I have a fun thing to start off your morning.
- 32:06Speaker 4: So I'm driving my man to work and choosing Texas
- 32:09Speaker 4: comes on.
- 32:09Speaker 1: All right. Choosing Texas, Ella Langley, like biggest song ever.
- 32:13Speaker 17: Right.
- 32:13Speaker 2: And it's been number one on the Billboard Hot 100
- 32:16Speaker 2: chart for a record number of weeks, even more than
- 32:19Speaker 2: Mariah Carey. She won't be number one next week, though,
- 32:21Speaker 2: because Taylor Swift patient zero will be.
- 32:23Speaker 1: But.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Either way, Choose in Texas, hugely popular song that we've
- 32:27Speaker 2: all heard a million times.
- 32:28Speaker 4: We're listening to it, and then he turns it down,
- 32:30Speaker 4: and he goes, you know, I'm shocked they don't, like,
- 32:32Speaker 4: mute the one line she says.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Mute the one line in Choose in Texas? I don't
- 32:37Speaker 1: think there's any bad lines in Choose in Texas, right?
- 32:39Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 32:40Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you talking about? And he goes,
- 32:44Speaker 4: you know, the line where she goes, drink and jack
- 32:46Speaker 4: off by myself. I was like, it's drinking, jack, all
- 32:50Speaker 4: by myself.
- 32:51Speaker 5: Okay.
- 32:52Speaker 1: All right. I see. What's my guy thinking about it?
- 32:55Speaker 2: I see where the confusion is, but really like that.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Not sure if that lyrics fit in there. That's drinking
- 33:05Speaker 1: Jack like Jack Daniels drinking Jack all by myself. Not
- 33:13Speaker 1: drink and Jack by myself. Oh, man.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Let's get to nipple biting. This is real quick. This
- 33:25Speaker 2: did not make the Pittsburgh police scanner, even though I
- 33:28Speaker 2: think it should have, right? You have, like, the call here? Yeah,
- 33:32Speaker 2: Northview Heights. It's real quick. Northview Heights. Real quick call.
- 33:36Speaker 2: It's like 10 seconds here. This is what happened.
- 33:38Speaker 8: Between Penford Street and the end of the road, a
- 33:41Speaker 8: female reports another female bit her nipple off. I don't
- 33:45Speaker 8: know if weapons were involved. This just happened a minute ago.
- 33:48Speaker 1: MS also has the call. The weapons are mouth. Like,
- 33:51Speaker 1: they have weapons. It's their mouth.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Someone got their nipple bit off in Northview Heights. Oh,
- 33:59Speaker 2: we're missing a nipple over in Northview Heights. Is that
- 34:02Speaker 2: like when somebody loses a finger? Like, if you put
- 34:04Speaker 2: a nipple on ice, can they reattach it?
- 34:07Speaker 1: I don't know if you can just sew that back on.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Why not, dude?
- 34:10Speaker 2: I wouldn't think you could sew it. If you cut
- 34:12Speaker 2: your finger off, that's what you got to do, right?
- 34:15Speaker 2: You put it in ice and you wrap it up.
- 34:16Speaker 2: You put it in a cooler and then you take
- 34:18Speaker 2: it to the hospital. They're like, is it still cold?
- 34:20Speaker 1: You got it on ice?
- 34:21Speaker 2: All right, we'll put that back on. I wonder if
- 34:23Speaker 2: you walk. Dude, season three of The Pit's not too
- 34:27Speaker 2: far away. Let me tell you, anybody who's a writer
- 34:30Speaker 2: on the pit, I know there's some local people.
- 34:32Speaker 1: We got one. We got one for you. Dr. Robbie's
- 34:36Speaker 1: got to sew a nipple back on in an emergency surgery.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Got to save the nipple, Dr.
- 34:42Speaker 7: Robbie.
- 34:43Speaker 1: All right. Coming up around 825 on the show, we
- 34:47Speaker 1: are going to read the Facebook comments section. about the
- 34:51Speaker 1: crowned winner a bear named backpack won alaska's fat bear
- 34:56Speaker 1: week we'll read the facebook comments about that coming up
- 34:59Speaker 1: around 8 25 i can't wait this is such a
- 35:03Speaker 1: treat coming up next i am very excited i don't
- 35:06Speaker 1: know if we've ever done this before on the show
- 35:08Speaker 1: we are.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Going to read some of the facebook comments section about
- 35:11Speaker 2: the alaskan uh vote that was happening for fat bear
- 35:15Speaker 2: week last week Excuse me. A giant bear named Backpack won.
- 35:20Speaker 2: The reaction to Backpack winning.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Is it good?
- 35:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 35:24Speaker 2: A positive reaction? I don't know what people say in
- 35:27Speaker 2: the Facebook comments about fat bears. People were very all-in
- 35:31Speaker 2: on voting for these fat bears, so we'll put it
- 35:34Speaker 2: that way. We'll read some fat bear week Facebook comments
- 35:36Speaker 2: coming up around 825 here on 96.1 KISS. It's Mikey
- 35:39Speaker 2: and Bob. Let's get to a talkback message real quick here.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Got a couple of them, talkback messages brought to us
- 35:45Speaker 2: by One Team Media. All you got to do is
- 35:46Speaker 2: get on the free iHeartRadio app, send us a message,
- 35:48Speaker 2: you can make the show.
- 35:49Speaker 1: What's up, dudes? Steve here. Hey, we are... Right at
- 35:52Speaker 1: the best time of year. Yeah. Football's back fully.
- 35:55Speaker 7: Yeah, it is.
- 35:56Speaker 1: We got baseball playoffs. Kind of nice. Penguins are back tonight.
- 36:00Speaker 14: They are.
- 36:00Speaker 1: It's hockey season.
- 36:01Speaker 11: Yes.
- 36:01Speaker 1: Let's go, Pens. Feels good, man. F * * *
- 36:04Speaker 1: the Flyers. And a little bleep the Flyers. Yeah, Flyers.
- 36:07Speaker 1: You know what?
- 36:08Speaker 2: It didn't feel like it was Penguins season until we
- 36:11Speaker 2: got the first bleep the Flyers on the show.
- 36:14Speaker 1: All right.
- 36:15Speaker 2: Yeah, Penguins back at it tonight. Starting off the season
- 36:19Speaker 2: in Philadelphia. And then, of course, the home opener. is
- 36:22Speaker 2: going to be Saturday at the arena. All right, let's
- 36:26Speaker 2: get to another talkback message here. Cheryl in Forest Hills, Bob,
- 36:31Speaker 2: leaves us messages from time to time on the show.
- 36:34Speaker 1: What's Cheryl got? She's in International Waters. Oh, my. She's
- 36:38Speaker 1: over in Italy. Wow. All right, so she sent us
- 36:41Speaker 1: a message here, and this is a concerning message because
- 36:44Speaker 1: it has to deal with stuff we've talked about on
- 36:46Speaker 1: the show before. Because what Cheryl gotten herself into a
- 36:50Speaker 1: while back, somebody sent us a message and said, Hey, uh,
- 36:55Speaker 1: my man sits down. bare-ass on the toilet seat oh
- 36:58Speaker 1: my goodness like not the seat but like the actual
- 37:01Speaker 1: toilet he lifts up the toilet seats and he straight
- 37:04Speaker 1: to the bowl he bears he bare asses the bowl
- 37:07Speaker 1: let's get to cheryl from forest hills here.
- 37:10Speaker 6: Mikey bob cheryl from forest hills except i'm in italy bonjour.
- 37:14Speaker 1: No wow wow wow I can't tell. Is that a
- 37:21Speaker 1: full-blooded Italian there? Buongiorno. I love it so much. Mikey, Bob,
- 37:27Speaker 1: Cheryl from Forest Hills. Mikey, Bob, Cheryl from Forest Hills.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Where are you at, Cheryl in Forest Hills?
- 37:34Speaker 10: Except I'm in Italy.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Except I'm in Italy. Buongiorno. Buongiorno.
- 37:39Speaker 7: But hold on.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Hey, public restrooms, no toilet seat. We're all bowl sitters here.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Thought you'd like to know. See you soon. I don't
- 37:50Speaker 1: know if you will. Not in Italy. She's over there
- 37:54Speaker 1: sitting right on the toilet. Right on the toilet bowl.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Straight to the bowl in a foreign country. I love that.
- 38:00Speaker 2: We have this wonderful woman from Forest Hills who's over
- 38:02Speaker 2: vacationing in magical Italy. I need to pause my vacation
- 38:08Speaker 2: real quick and take 30 seconds and tell my boys
- 38:10Speaker 2: how my bare ass cheeks just sat on an actual toilet.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Buongiorno.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Dude, that's what the bidet should say over there. Like,
- 38:21Speaker 2: when you turn the bidet on, you know, a little
- 38:22Speaker 2: squirt squirt, and you.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Go, bojourno, you know? Hey, a little bojourno for the
- 38:28Speaker 1: bee back there. Hey, have a good time, Cheryl. Living up.
- 38:31Speaker 2: All right, coming up next, we read the Facebook comments
- 38:34Speaker 2: about Fat Bear Week, and also we have your sold-out
- 38:37Speaker 2: tickets to see Freya Sky next week at the brand-new venue,
- 38:41Speaker 2: Citizens Live at the Wiley, coming up next.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Kiss.
- 38:44Speaker 2: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
- 38:48Speaker 2: whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Thank you. But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app,
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- 39:03Speaker 1: latest show. something you want us to cover on the show.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Let us know where you're listening from, too. Oh, yeah,
- 39:10Speaker 1: that's fun, too, right? People in random places. Yeah.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Hit that little talkback microphone, and you can send us
- 39:16Speaker 2: a message, and maybe you'll make the show.
- 39:20Speaker 1: So there's another sold-out show tonight.
- 39:22Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo, the second of back-to-back shows. That's tonight at
- 39:26Speaker 2: the arena. Next week, it's another sold-out show. at the
- 39:30Speaker 2: brand-new place, Citizens Live at the Wiley. Freya Sky is playing.
- 39:34Speaker 2: We have your sold-out tickets coming up in just a
- 39:36Speaker 2: couple minutes here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Excited for Friday, too. Friday, Wiz Khalifa, of course, is
- 39:43Speaker 2: playing the new venue. Citizens Live at the Wiley. Our
- 39:45Speaker 2: buddy DJ Bonix opening up the show. That's going to
- 39:49Speaker 2: be a fun night on Friday.
- 39:52Speaker 1: All right. It's time to get to Fat Bear Week.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Basically, there is a national park, whatever, in Alaska that
- 39:59Speaker 2: just takes a bunch of pictures of fat bears that
- 40:01Speaker 2: roam the area, and then they just have people vote
- 40:04Speaker 2: on it.
- 40:04Speaker 1: It's a tournament. They call it Fat Bear Week. It's great.
- 40:07Speaker 1: The winner this year was a giant fat bear named Backpack,
- 40:12Speaker 1: and then we read Fat Bear Week Facebook comments. Uh-oh.
- 40:16Speaker 1: I don't even know what this is. Oh, yeah. It's
- 40:20Speaker 1: time for 96.1 KISS Facebook comments. We're reading the Facebook
- 40:25Speaker 1: comments after Park in Alaska did Fat Bear Week and
- 40:29Speaker 1: everybody voted that this national forest for their favorite fat
- 40:33Speaker 1: bear was a bear named Backpack. Don S. here in
- 40:36Speaker 1: the Facebook comments, I had an uncle that everybody called
- 40:40Speaker 1: Backpack because that's where he kept all his weed. All right,
- 40:45Speaker 1: Uncle Backpack. Amy D.
- 40:49Speaker 6: Here.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Bear 910 was robbed. She was ginormous, but I still
- 40:53Speaker 2: love a backpack. Well done, Bears. Thank you for another
- 40:57Speaker 2: successful Fat Bear Week.
- 41:01Speaker 1: David B.
- 41:01Speaker 17: Here.
- 41:02Speaker 1: I like my bears like I like my women. Sick
- 41:06Speaker 1: as hell! Aaron H., backpack is the big back of
- 41:13Speaker 1: the year. Wow, the big back of the year. Sarah B.,
- 41:17Speaker 1: 9'10 was the girthiest, but backpack has that thick booty.
- 41:23Speaker 1: I mean, just it's named Backpack. You got to give.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Backpack the win on Fat Bear Week. Getting all the votes. Yeah,
- 41:31Speaker 2: we're reading Facebook comments about Fat Bear Week here. Fabian G,
- 41:34Speaker 2: when it comes to the title of Snackmaster, there can
- 41:37Speaker 2: only be one and the people have spoken.
- 41:40Speaker 1: Fat Bear Week belongs to Backpack. Brian H, Backpack the
- 41:45Speaker 1: Bear has the chunk and the badonk. Wow. is that
- 41:50Speaker 1: can you physically have the chunk and the badonk i
- 41:52Speaker 1: think you can christine and jay.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Here i have mixed feelings about this really can you
- 41:57Speaker 2: have mixed feelings about fat bear week my favorite to
- 42:02Speaker 2: win was walker and 9 10 was fluffy as hell
- 42:06Speaker 2: okay but backpack is packing back and i know americans
- 42:10Speaker 2: can't resist all that ass you.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Know what it Obviously, it sounds like she's from another
- 42:16Speaker 1: country paying attention to Fat Bear Week, maybe Canada or
- 42:19Speaker 1: something like that. She knows us too well. This is
- 42:22Speaker 1: so American.
- 42:23Speaker 14: Yep.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Look at the cheeks on that bear. Just big, fat asses.
- 42:27Speaker 1: That's what we like here, right? Whether it's on our
- 42:30Speaker 1: bears or whatever.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Everybody just likes a big caboose back there. I got
- 42:36Speaker 2: a couple more here. Fat Bear Week Facebook comment section.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Matt B.
- 42:40Speaker 2: I'm going to start calling my big back cousin Ray
- 42:44Speaker 2: backpack from now on.
- 42:46Speaker 1: All right, don't do that to poor Ray. There's one
- 42:48Speaker 1: more here.
- 42:50Speaker 2: Jonathan asks, I just texted my girl that I'm going
- 42:54Speaker 2: to eat it tonight like backpack eats salmon.
- 42:56Speaker 17: Nope.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Okay, he must be talking about a casserole or something
- 43:00Speaker 1: like that because I don't know. Honey, it's going to
- 43:05Speaker 1: be a special night tonight. I'm on my way home now.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Hope you're ready for it. I've been looking at fat
- 43:13Speaker 1: Bear Week pictures, and you're not ready for what I'm
- 43:16Speaker 1: bringing home tonight. All right, here's your chance at sold-out
- 43:19Speaker 1: Freya Sky tickets. Good luck.
- 43:25Speaker 2: Hey, it's still real foggy out there, Bob.
- 43:27Speaker 1: You want to give everybody a fog warning real quick? Oh, yeah.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Just go ahead. Fog! Cloudy today with highs in the
- 43:35Speaker 1: upper 70s.
- 43:36Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Let's give away some sold-out tickets here. Hi, who's this?
- 43:40Speaker 1: It's Patty. Patty, how are you today, Patty? I'm good.
- 43:44Speaker 8: How are you?
- 43:45Speaker 1: Not too bad. You calling for the sold-out Freya Sky tickets?
- 43:48Speaker 14: I am.
- 43:49Speaker 1: All right.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Next week at the brand-new venue, Citizens Live at the Wiley.
- 43:53Speaker 1: You're caller number nine. You win Freya Sky tickets. Yeah,
- 43:57Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, pull up on one second. We'll get
- 43:59Speaker 1: all your details, okay?
- 44:01Speaker 9: Thank you so much.
- 44:02Speaker 2: We'll have more sold-out Freya Sky tickets to give away
- 44:06Speaker 2: tomorrow morning and Friday morning around 8.30 here on 96.1 KISS.
- 44:10Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback
- 44:11Speaker 2: message here brought to us by One Team Media.
- 44:13Speaker 8: Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Yinzarella down in Orlando.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Yinzarella down in Orlando working at the Magic Kingdom.
- 44:20Speaker 8: Hey, I just finished singing my little heart out at
- 44:24Speaker 8: a choir rehearsal down at Disney, and A.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Choir rehearsal at Disney, sir. You're in a Disney choir?
- 44:29Speaker 1: You're going to sing that hard out.
- 44:30Speaker 8: And then I got in the car, and Mikey started
- 44:33Speaker 8: singing his little hard out.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yesterday I was. Taylor Swift did it.
- 44:37Speaker 8: While ranking his favorite songs from Life of a Showgirl Encore.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Yeah, Life of Showgirl Encore. The people wanted to know
- 44:46Speaker 2: my ranking.
- 44:47Speaker 1: What was number one? Pink, Pink Clouding. Pink Clouding, man.
- 44:53Speaker 1: I like that song. They're all good, though. Cleveland's Cleveland.
- 44:57Speaker 8: So it made me think, have you guys ever done
- 45:01Speaker 8: a power ranking of top five songs that you love
- 45:03Speaker 8: to sing at the top of your lungs?
- 45:05Speaker 7: I don't.
- 45:05Speaker 1: I'd love that. I mean, that'd be the biggest list
- 45:07Speaker 1: of all time. All right. 855. Big list. Yeah.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Start thinking of your list. Well, we got to get
- 45:14Speaker 2: the songs and do the whole thing.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Five songs that you absolutely love. Belt out and sing
- 45:23Speaker 2: your heart out, too, when you hear them. We will
- 45:26Speaker 2: get to that coming up around 8.55 here.
- 45:30Speaker 1: On 96.1 KISS. Steelers, of course, weird. We got to
- 45:33Speaker 1: go to Cleveland tomorrow.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Steelers Thursday night football in Cleveland taking on the Browns.
- 45:40Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy, Steelers head coach, was asked yesterday, hey, Joey
- 45:43Speaker 2: Porter going to play tomorrow?
- 45:45Speaker 1: We hope so.
- 45:46Speaker 11: You know, today's another day. We have a full slot here.
- 45:50Speaker 11: Hopefully we're on Thursday's schedule, so this will be more
- 45:52Speaker 11: of a jog through. So we'll have a little more
- 45:54Speaker 11: pace and pretty much a similar amount of reps. So, yeah,
- 45:57Speaker 11: we'll see how he does today.
- 45:58Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be weird here. They want Joey
- 46:00Speaker 2: Porter to play. He's healthy to play. Is he going
- 46:03Speaker 2: to play, though?
- 46:04Speaker 1: Well, probably not because he's been just saying, I want
- 46:07Speaker 1: a new deal, and they don't negotiate during the season.
- 46:10Speaker 1: What does that mean, then? Yeah, I don't know.
- 46:12Speaker 2: Is this going to come to the point where they're like, hey,
- 46:14Speaker 2: Joey Porter, you have a contract you have to play.
- 46:16Speaker 1: We're going to start. Can they fine him for not
- 46:19Speaker 1: playing in games or something? I think they can. Yeah,
- 46:23Speaker 1: it has been going great with Steelers.
- 46:25Speaker 2: And Joey Porter Jr., and there's rumors he might go
- 46:27Speaker 2: to Dallas or Detroit. We'll see how this all plays out,
- 46:31Speaker 2: but Mike McCarthy publicly just saying, yeah, hope he plays
- 46:34Speaker 2: on Thursday. Jalen Ramsey's got a broken wrist now, which
- 46:40Speaker 2: doesn't mean he can't play, but it means he's.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Not at 100%.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Then Mike McCarthy was just asked about the Browns.
- 46:50Speaker 1: Because, hey, if you haven't heard yet, Mike McCarthy grew
- 46:54Speaker 1: up in Greenfield, all right? So he grew up knowing
- 46:58Speaker 1: all about the Browns. I'm old.
- 47:00Speaker 11: I remember the 70s. I remember the Steelers and the
- 47:03Speaker 11: Browns from those days, and I can identify with that.
- 47:07Speaker 1: So, yeah, it's AFC North.
- 47:10Speaker 11: We have three rival opponents that go through, and we
- 47:12Speaker 11: look for this to be a knock-down, drag-out-type game.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Knock-out, drag-out-type game.
- 47:19Speaker 2: It's happening tomorrow. It's weird Thursday night football.
- 47:21Speaker 3: You mentioned the 70s and Steelers and Browns.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Yeah. There's some uncle, as you say. Hell, yeah! There's
- 47:30Speaker 1: some uncle. My coach! There's some uncles. Whose body hair
- 47:34Speaker 1: just started growing a little bit faster, you know, like
- 47:39Speaker 1: in all the right spots to, you know, like, oh, yeah.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I was watching your mustache turn. It looked like it
- 47:47Speaker 1: grew a little bit. A little more bushy. Looked like
- 47:50Speaker 1: it grew a little bit. Oh, man. Full bush for
- 47:52Speaker 1: the Browns.
- 47:53Speaker 12: All right.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Coming up around 855, I'm going to get to my
- 47:55Speaker 2: top five songs that I like to scream at the
- 47:57Speaker 2: top of my.
- 47:58Speaker 1: Lungs and sing. Big list. It's big list. We'll do
- 48:01Speaker 1: ours coming up. It's Mikey and Bob. 96 Mike. The
- 48:04Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 48:09Speaker 2: If you miss any of the live show today, as always,
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- 48:37Speaker 2: So we got this message from our friend down in Florida.
- 48:40Speaker 8: Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Yanzarella down in Orlando. Have
- 48:43Speaker 8: you guys ever done a power ranking of top five
- 48:45Speaker 8: songs that you love to sing at the top of
- 48:47Speaker 8: your lungs?
- 48:47Speaker 1: All right, this is big. I'm going to go first here, Bob.
- 48:50Speaker 1: This is a big list. Top five songs that I
- 48:53Speaker 1: like to sing at the top of my lungs with
- 48:56Speaker 1: all the feeling power rankings. Big list! It's time for
- 49:05Speaker 1: Power Rankings with Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS. The
- 49:10Speaker 1: number five song I like to sing at the top
- 49:12Speaker 1: of my lungs, Blink-182, All the Small Things.
- 49:16Speaker 7: Say it ain't so, I will not go.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Turn the lights off, carry me home.
- 49:23Speaker 7: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
- 49:31Speaker 7: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Everybody sings that song at the top of their lungs, right? True, true.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Number four song I like to sing at the top
- 49:42Speaker 1: of my lungs, Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone.
- 49:45Speaker 15: Since you've been gone, I can't breathe for the third time.
- 49:55Speaker 1: I'm stronger than I am. Bring it home. Thanks to you.
- 49:59Speaker 15: Yes.
- 49:59Speaker 7: Now I get what I want.
- 50:03Speaker 1: I gotta get prepared for my top three here. Oh,
- 50:07Speaker 1: my voice is getting raspy. All right, hold on.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Third song that I like to sing at the top
- 50:11Speaker 2: of my lungs, power rankings. You play it in a bar.
- 50:15Speaker 2: You play it at a wedding.
- 50:16Speaker 1: If it's played at a sporting event, the whole damn
- 50:19Speaker 1: crowd is going to sing along. Number three, It's the Killers, Mr.
- 50:23Speaker 5: Brightside.
- 50:23Speaker 1: I don't see turning snakes into humans. Number two, song
- 50:50Speaker 1: that I like to sing at the top of my lungs,
- 50:53Speaker 1: power ranking. I am going with Paramore, Misery Business. Are
- 50:59Speaker 1: you kidding me?
- 51:01Speaker 7: Whoa, I never meant to pray, but I got it
- 51:05Speaker 7: where I want it now. Whoa, little devil.
- 51:08Speaker 1: My intention to pray.
- 51:10Speaker 7: Steal it all away from you now, because it feels
- 51:14Speaker 7: so good.
- 51:14Speaker 1: Cause I got it where I want it now. If
- 51:19Speaker 1: it could, then you know you would. Cause God, it
- 51:22Speaker 1: just feels so, it just.
- 51:26Speaker 10: Feels so good.
- 51:28Speaker 1: How's your voice? I'm going to pass out. I'm going
- 51:30Speaker 1: to pass out is what's going to happen. I mean,
- 51:34Speaker 1: I'm sweaty. I'm winded. I spilled a little coffee over here.
- 51:38Speaker 1: All right. We ready for number one here? It's a
- 51:40Speaker 1: big list. Are you ready for number one is the question.
- 51:43Speaker 1: The number one song that I like to sing at
- 51:45Speaker 1: the top of my lungs power ranking. What could it be?
- 51:48Speaker 1: From the Muppet movie with Jason. I was going to
- 51:51Speaker 1: say Muppet. It's got to be Muppet. From the Muppet movie,
- 51:54Speaker 1: The Muppets with Jason Segel and Amy Adams. The song,
- 51:59Speaker 1: Man or Muppet. Or am I a muppet? If I'm
- 52:09Speaker 1: a muppet Then I'm a very manly muppet Am I
- 52:14Speaker 1: a muppet? Or am I a man? Am I a man?
- 52:22Speaker 1: If I'm a man It makes me a muppet of
- 52:25Speaker 1: a man A muppet of a man Oh, I'm not
- 52:29Speaker 1: done yet Okay, go ahead I'm a man! I'm a man!
- 52:43Speaker 1: I'm a man! What's your heart doing? I'm waving myself home, man!
- 52:48Speaker 1: I'm waving myself home! There it is. Number one song
- 52:55Speaker 1: I like to sing at the top of my lungs,
- 52:57Speaker 1: Power Rangers. That's a good list. All right. That's a
- 52:59Speaker 1: good list. Thank you. I appreciate that.
- 53:01Speaker 2: But let's get to yours coming up next here. There
- 53:04Speaker 2: is just so much going on. Sold out Olivia Rodrigo
- 53:08Speaker 2: running it back tonight at the arena. The Penguins open
- 53:11Speaker 2: their season tonight in Philadelphia against the Flyers. We got
- 53:15Speaker 2: Thursday night football tomorrow. Steelers in Cleveland taking on the Browns.
- 53:20Speaker 2: There's another sold-out show tomorrow night at the Citizens Live
- 53:25Speaker 2: at the Wiley.
- 53:27Speaker 1: This is the show that's opening it up, Role Model.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Role Model, yeah. So that's Thursday, tomorrow, Role Model. That's
- 53:33Speaker 2: sold out at Citizens Live at the Wiley. And then
- 53:36Speaker 2: Friday night, it's Wiz Khalifa, our buddy DJ Bonick, Citizens
- 53:40Speaker 2: Live at the Wiley. That'll be on Friday. And then
- 53:42Speaker 2: Styx plays there on Saturday. Penguin's home opener on Saturday.
- 53:45Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Foster the People at Citizens Live at the Wiley on Sunday.
- 53:50Speaker 2: A lot going on in and around the city. It's
- 53:54Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Now, Bob, we
- 53:57Speaker 2: got a message that asked for us to power rank
- 54:00Speaker 2: our top five songs that we like to just scream, sing,
- 54:03Speaker 2: and belt out with all our heart, right?
- 54:06Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's get to Bob's top five. Here we go.
- 54:08Speaker 7: Big Lips.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Big Lips. Big Lips.
- 54:12Speaker 7: Big Lips.
- 54:14Speaker 1: It's time for Power Rankings with Mikey and Bob on
- 54:19Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS. It's a big list right here, Bob. The
- 54:22Speaker 1: fifth song that you like to sing at the top
- 54:24Speaker 1: of your lungs. O-Town, All or Nothing. All right, we're
- 54:27Speaker 1: going boy band here.
- 54:30Speaker 7: All or nothing at all.
- 54:35Speaker 1: There's nowhere left.
- 54:36Speaker 13: To fall when you reach the bottom.
- 54:39Speaker 1: It's now or never.
- 54:45Speaker 7: Or are we just friends? Is this how it ends?
- 54:52Speaker 1: With a simple telephone call You.
- 54:55Speaker 7: Leave me here with nothing else.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Wow, not a dry eye in the building after number
- 55:05Speaker 1: five there. All right, Bob, the fourth song you like
- 55:08Speaker 1: to sing at the top of your lungs. Britney, Oops,
- 55:11Speaker 1: I Did It Again. Wow. Oops, I did it again.
- 55:16Speaker 8: I played with your heart.
- 55:18Speaker 7: Got lost in the game. Oh, baby, baby.
- 55:24Speaker 1: Oops, you think I'm in love. And I said from
- 55:28Speaker 1: the start. I'm not that innocent. So dumb. Bob, your
- 55:36Speaker 1: third song that you like to sing at the top
- 55:39Speaker 1: of your lungs. NSYNC This I Promise You.
- 55:48Speaker 7: And I'll hold you right where you belong. Till the
- 55:56Speaker 7: day my life is through. This I promise you.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Your voice just went on that. Someone who's listening to
- 56:06Speaker 1: the show live or the podcast with their dog, their
- 56:09Speaker 1: dogs are going to be howling. At their speaker or
- 56:14Speaker 1: their phone, like that note that you just hit in NSYNC,
- 56:18Speaker 1: this I promise you, was like a dog whistle, I believe.
- 56:23Speaker 1: The voice did not hit. The second song that you
- 56:26Speaker 1: like to sing at the top of your lungs. Backstreet Boys,
- 56:28Speaker 1: I want it that way. Oh, here we go, the
- 56:33Speaker 1: build up.
- 56:34Speaker 6: Oh boy.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Come on, Bob.
- 56:35Speaker 14: Come on.
- 56:37Speaker 7: Don't want to hear you think What a heartache Ain't
- 56:45Speaker 7: nothing but a mistake hear you say i want it that.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Way all right your uh voice just has to make
- 57:00Speaker 1: has to make it through one more song here do
- 57:02Speaker 1: you think you can do it bob i hope uh
- 57:05Speaker 1: number one bob your favorite song to sing at the
- 57:07Speaker 1: top of your lungs.
- 57:08Speaker 3: In sync god must have spent a little more time
- 57:11Speaker 3: on you oh.
- 57:13Speaker 7: Wow Peaceful and deep Your soul is like.
- 57:18Speaker 1: A secret That I wish I.
- 57:21Speaker 13: Could keep When I look into your eyes I know
- 57:26Speaker 13: that it's true God must have spent A little more
- 57:32Speaker 13: time Oh.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Hit the high note at the end. Oh, just beautiful. Beautiful.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Thank you. Beautiful, Bob.
- 57:54Speaker 14: All right.
- 57:55Speaker 1: There's Bob's top five songs that he likes to sing
- 57:58Speaker 1: at the top of his lungs. Can I get a
- 58:04Speaker 1: little bit of Let's Go Pens, man? Hey, Let's Go Pens, man. Hey, everybody.
- 58:11Speaker 1: I know it's game one of the new season tonight
- 58:15Speaker 1: in Philly, but But can I just get a little
- 58:19Speaker 1: bit of Let's Go Pens, man?
- 58:21Speaker 7: Let's Go Pens, man.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Let's Go Pens, man.
- 58:23Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 Kiss. Let's get
- 58:25Speaker 2: to a talkback message brought to us by The Pavement Group.
- 58:27Speaker 1: I think they're keeping your Can I Get a Little
- 58:29Speaker 1: Let's Go Pens because they played it during the preseason. Oh,
- 58:32Speaker 1: did they? Okay. All right. Yeah. Because, man, it's just
- 58:37Speaker 1: a great thing. It's a great thing that you guys did,
- 58:39Speaker 1: and it just, you know, kind of sucks. And I
- 58:43Speaker 1: love it. It did, yeah.
- 58:44Speaker 5: And I even say it, too.
- 58:45Speaker 1: Whenever you guys come on the screen, I say, can
- 58:47Speaker 1: I get a little Let's Go, Penns? And I say,
- 58:49Speaker 1: Let's Go, Penns. Yeah.
- 58:51Speaker 4: Anyways, have a great day.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Can I get a little bit of Let's Go, Penns?
- 58:54Speaker 1: All right.
- 58:54Speaker 2: I didn't know if they were still playing until after
- 58:56Speaker 2: the Penguins score at home, like when they announced, like,
- 58:58Speaker 2: goal will buy and everything.
- 59:00Speaker 1: At the very end, I go, can I get a
- 59:02Speaker 1: Let's Go, Penns? And then everybody yells, Let's Go, Penns!
- 59:06Speaker 1: And this whole thing.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully they keep it for this year. The Penguins
- 59:10Speaker 2: open the season tonight in Philly. And then the home
- 59:13Speaker 2: opener is Saturday night against Montreal. It's a busy rest
- 59:18Speaker 2: of the week here. It's Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS.
- 59:21Speaker 2: Sold out again tonight. Olivia Rodrigo's running it back. Just
- 59:25Speaker 2: the videos and everything from the show last night was awesome.
- 59:29Speaker 1: You know, all the.
- 59:29Speaker 2: Flowers are just melting off in the water and all
- 59:33Speaker 2: that stuff we've seen.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
- 59:35Speaker 2: She's back in town tonight for another sold out back-to-back
- 59:38Speaker 2: show at the arena. NHL season for the Penguins kicks
- 59:42Speaker 2: off tonight in Philly. That'll be fun. That's awesome.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Hey, go ahead, Philly. Why don't you bring back the
- 59:50Speaker 1: old Crosby sucks shit and see how that ends up
- 59:53Speaker 1: for you tonight, then, huh? Such a long season. Like,
- 59:57Speaker 1: it's a long season. It is, yeah. But just to
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: have it back is awesome. It's good. Every couple of
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: days you get a Penguins game. Yeah, it's good.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: And, of course, the Penguins will have the home opener
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: on Saturday night. Against the Canadians. Thursday night football tomorrow.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Steelers in Cleveland taking on the Browns. There's just a
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: lot going on in the city.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Role model tomorrow. Yep, role model.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: That's going to kick off Citizens Live at the Wiley.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: You know, they had the Donny Iris thing on Monday, right?
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: Donny Iris opening it up.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: The sound check, yep. So now it's just boom, boom, boom, boom.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Like one after another concerts. Foster the sticks on Saturday.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Foster the people on Sunday. Again, a lot of shows
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: at the brand new venue, Citizens Live at the Wiley,
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: right across Wiley.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: From the arena. Yeah, I'm excited about the Wiz show
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: on Friday. I think it's going to be a good
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: time there.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Still tickets available. You can grab some Wiz tickets if
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: you want to go down on Friday.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: And I also feel like at this point, me and
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: you may be the only members of the Pittsburgh media
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: who have not stepped foot in Citizen Live at the
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Wiley yet. Uh, yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: I feel like every two days I see another tour
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: of that building, you know?
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. So we'll get to check it out for
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: the first time on, uh, on Friday.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: All right, Bob, uh, let's get to the podcast name
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- 1:01:49Speaker 2: the Mikey Bob podcast. What do you want to name
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: the podcast today? Bob backpack, the bear bit off my
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- 1:02:10Speaker 5: Ooh.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Oh, I've been waiting for the ghouls and goblins. It
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