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Jails are SUPER haunted (and marijuana is a perfect metaphor to explain why) · Paranormal Lens - A Crossroads Of Curiosities, LLC Production

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After months discussing on this very podcast
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how investigating a haunted abandoned jail would
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be a nightmare come true, we finally did it.
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We spent a night in what's said to be the most
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haunted jail in America. The Cambria County Old
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Stone Jail in Evansburg, Pennsylvania. You can
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watch our full 25 -minute investigation video
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right now on YouTube. It was posted this past
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Monday. But in this very special episode of Paranormal
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Lens, we reflect on the experience as a whole.
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Did investigating an old creepy jail live up
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to our own hype? Are jails really that haunted?
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And if so, why? Spoiler alert, marijuana is a
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really good metaphor for the conclusion we come
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to. But, you know, without further ado, let's
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start from the beginning. A deep dive on all
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things haunted jails. using our recent investigation
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and video at camber county goldstone jail as
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a case study i think we should just talk like
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high level like conceptually why are jails so
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haunted are they even haunted firstly and then
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if so why are they more haunted than your average
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joe schmo haunted house you know also why are
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you a bandit oh yeah for the two people on the
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youtube um Ben got arrested for being a serial
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biter, and now he's in jail, and so we're FaceTiming
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him from jail right now, this instance. Yes.
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I just, I thought it, I just, I thought, you
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know, I wanted to fit in with the theme. Someone
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needs to be going to jail in this episode about
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jail, so. How, like, who, out of the three of
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us, who is the most likely to go to jail? That's
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a good question. All three of us just did together
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at the same time. True. Hey, Angela, your echo
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is turned up on your microphone. You gotta be
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kidding me. Is it? It was. Is this better? Yes.
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Okay. I'm so sorry. That's okay. I couldn't even
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really hear it. There's no echoes in jail. It's
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very still and silent. Actually, it's very echoey
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in jail. Yeah, it is. Do you remember going through
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the jails? Yeah, when we investigated Cambria,
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there was a thunderstorm that rolled in about
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halfway through. And every water droplet that
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hit the ground echoed through the entire building.
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I can't imagine the sound in that place with
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all the people in there. Like, at its peak time
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when Cambria was like... over capacity and had
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so many people in each cell that would have been
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like torturous it would have been so loud like
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like i can't imagine i think at one point they
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said uh when they were peak over capacity they
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had 16 people and granted like probably the larger
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cells but in some of the cells that's so true
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imagine every water droplet that just echoed
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and we were like wow this is you know adding
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to the ambience is kind of creepy imagine every
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water droplet being five prisoners yelling at
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each other you know it's terrible yeah and probably
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a lot more than five yeah insane i mean taking
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it back to like jails being haunted um are jails
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haunted i i don't have a better way to ask i
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would say yes yeah i would say so i mean we've
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only investigated the one so it's hard to say
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but In our, you know, data collection of one
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jail, we're one for one. That's 100%. I'm not
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like a math guy, but that's good stats. Yeah.
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I think those are pretty impressive stats. If
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we just don't collect any more data, 100%. Welcome
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to our podcast, where we take deep dives looking
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at various topics through a paranormal lens.
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Now, why do we think... Because we all discussed
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this after our one -for -one 100 % track record
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of jails being haunted. After Canberra County
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Jail, we all looked at each other like, what
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the fuck? Are all jails this heightened in energy?
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And Bree, you even were talking with the owner
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about why jails are so haunted. Yeah, because,
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I mean, we talk about energy a lot on this podcast.
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Energy, vibes, what we put into the place. like
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is reflected back upon us and and when your high
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emotions are felt and left in locations and jails
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or prisons when you're there i there is a lot
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of emotion there you got the emotion you got
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anger you have anxiety you have sadness depression
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you have it's just this whirlpool of what you'd
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think of negative energies like nobody's happy
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in a jail um nobody and if they are they're so
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bad of a person like those are like not the type
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of ghosts you want to encounter or someone is
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happy -go -lucky in a jail being like i'm having
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the time of my life on death row like okay well
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that reminds me off topic though but i i was
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just scrolling on tiktok and it was an um an
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interview with gypsy rose saying how her one
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of her happiest memories is arriving in jail
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and how free she was and how happy she was that
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she was able to do whatever she wanted that's
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sad yeah but she is also very manipulative so
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i think personally so yeah who knows if that's
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true or not but still that just reminded me of
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that yeah but anyways what brie was saying about
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mental health not being okay in jail. Yeah. But
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yeah, so you have all these negative emotions
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trapped inside these walls of a jail, literally
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confined inside. And that's gonna leave an impression
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after time. And one of the things that the owner
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said that I thought was pretty interesting was,
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well, Jails are meant to keep people here. Like,
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they're made to keep people locked in. Well,
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when people pass, they have the option, like,
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in theory, they either go to heaven or hell.
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If you believe in that. Well, if you're in prison
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and you're there for a bad reason, you're likely
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not going to go to heaven. You're not going to
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want to go to hell. You're not going to go, I
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want to go to hell, so you're trapped there in
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jail. He said the thought is that being trapped
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in jail for your limbo or purgatory is better
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than going to hell. That was his take, and I
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thought that was interesting. I didn't really
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think about that. I think conceptually, too.
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The fact that this had death row cells adds so
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much to it. Because that's... Imagine everything
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you just said, and then add a layer of now you
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have people literally in a very liminal place
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and just trapped, but also waiting. They're alive,
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but they're just waiting to die, and they have
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no control. So they're really just in limbo,
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in a liminal space, and then just go to... essentially
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allegedly you know theoretically like you were
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saying purgatory that's just i'm waiting to then
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wait and not go anywhere like there's got to
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be an added layer of just this energy no matter
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what it is or how it operates you know once someone
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passes that energy if it remains probably can't
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go anywhere And I mean, they even, they did do
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executions on the grounds at Cambria. That's
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not like that with all prisons or jails that
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are out there. But they did have people who were
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put to death on the property. And you've got
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to think about, like, the people who were put
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to death were put to death for a reason. Well,
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and back then, public executions were a spectacle,
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drew in a crowd. They had a whole courtyard for
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the hangings they did. That is in another direction
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than what we previously mentioned about waiting
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in limbo. That's another emotion that's an extreme
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emotion. Excitement. You wouldn't expect that
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in a prison. All these people cheering like a
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sporting game. And on top of that, think of how
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many different emotions that are happening at
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that same time. There's the emotions of the prisoner
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who's about to be killed. There's the emotions
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of the onlookers watching it going to happen,
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the general public. There's probably people who
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are happy about that he's going to kill. There's
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probably people who disagree about the death
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penalty and so on. All those different emotions
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with so many different people in one little small
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compacted area probably makes some very chaotic
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energy. Not to mention in the building itself,
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you have someone that's been waiting three years
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to get killed. Someone that's super depressed.
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Someone that's super angry. Someone that's super
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happy for some reason. Someone that's trying
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to kill themselves and they can't. There's a
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fight that just broke out in this cell because
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there's 16 people crammed in it. There's children.
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There were children. There were two children
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at one point. That are mixed up in with the general
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population. But, yeah. It's... These... Jails
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and prisons. Sorry, this is all just kind of
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fucked up when you explain it like this. Yes,
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yeah. I mean, when you think about it - That
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whole place was fucked up. Yeah. I don't want
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to say that jails and prisons nowadays are any
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better. I mean, they definitely are. I don't
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know. I have never been to one. I don't think
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any jails nowadays are - Well, in the United
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States, at least. aren't going to cram 16 people
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into one cell. Exactly. Cambria too had a dungeon.
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They don't have dungeons where they just drop
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people down in dungeons. So Cambria is a special
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case. But the conditions that these people were
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kept in alone is going to cause like... Even
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more emotions, like all that negativity, all
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wrapped up in, like I said, bundled and confined
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in these locked down prison walls. And when you
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look at, for example, Cambria from the outside,
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it looks medieval. It looks dungeon -esque. It
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is stone walls. Nothing is getting out of there.
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Stone tape theory. Unless you're Spider -Man,
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you got sticky hands. I love the walls. There's
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no documentation that Spider -Man was ever confined
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to Cambria, so I don't think we should be on
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record saying that. But do we think, this is
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our one example of a haunted jail, do we think
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all jails, especially those with death row or
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executions on site, do you think all jails are
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like this? This chamber, this... I mean, we made
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a whole 20 minute thing about bathtubs. Being
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residual energy containment vessels, this really
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kind of puts the whole bathtub stuff to shame.
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We discovered even scarier residual energy containment
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vessels. Maybe we should, you know, become jail
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people instead of bathtub people. Maybe. I don't
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know. Yeah. No. No. Nothing. I don't want to
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be jail people. Would you rather do another...
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bathtub solo or another jail solo i would rather
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do another bathtub solo okay okay we're back
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to being bathtub people i mean okay okay so all
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bathtubs are haunted are all jails haunted i
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would say it is fairly safe to assume that all
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jails or prisons have some sort of residual energy
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Whether it is a full haunting or if it is just
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residual energy is hard to say depending on the
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jail or prison. We don't have a large enough
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database to be able to know for sure. Yeah, it's
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ironic. Not large enough, but also 100%. Yeah.
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I don't know. There's probably math people out
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there that are cringing every time I say stuff
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like that. Say what? That like 100 % of jails
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are haunted. That we visited. Yeah. I don't know.
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I'm a math person and I'm not cringing at it.
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You're not? Okay. I mean it's technically true
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but misleading. I'm not trying to mislead anyone.
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I just find it funny. How do you guys feel about
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like going to more jails or prisons? I want to
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so badly. Because I know all of us afterwards
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were all like, huh, that was different. And,
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oh, I don't know if I want to do that again.
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I was absolutely terrified the whole time. Which
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I can't say is normal for me for most investigations.
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It's not normal. And I don't know if that was
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just because of... the time of day we were there?
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Or because of the hype of the place? No. Night
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time doesn't make you... You were so... You were
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breathing heavy. You were scared. It's not just
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that it was dark. I mean, but is it... Could
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it have just literally been adrenaline? Or...
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Brianna, I've never seen you like that before.
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I've seen you in adrenaline states because we
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go to a lot of, like, haunted places. We're always
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going to have some sort of adrenaline. This was...
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next level adrenaline like this was a notch up
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maybe like five notches up it would be interesting
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to go back to see if i have that same sort of
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reaction do we think all jails like let's say
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a jail that it was from like the 2000s or something
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and then it's still active or just closed down
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no executions on site type of thing is like the
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the time span that it was operating is the fact
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that you know one like cambria has executions
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that layer death row are all jails created equally
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is it just the fact there is a jail i think sorry
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you go ahead first angela oh okay are you sure
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yeah okay this is so kind i was just gonna say
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like what brianna said earlier it's Like, I think
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they all are to a certain extent, whether it's
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residual, because it's just, like, it's jail.
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It's prison. It's people's darkest times. So,
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with that in mind, we also run into the, are
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all cemeteries and graveyards haunted? Because
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we have had the experience where, no, that is
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not necessarily the case. That's true. That's
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true. Because even though people who... You're
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changing my mind. I know. I know. I'm changing...
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Because we have that thought of, oh, yes, this
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is people's resting place. Like, not everyone's
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like, oh, that's their resting place. Why would
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they be haunting there? But also you have the
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emotions from funerals and all that and those
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sorts of things. In cemeteries and graveyards.
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Because there's so many cemeteries we've been
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to. And we went back to them multiple different
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times. And absolutely nothing happened. Yeah.
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Absolutely nothing happened. And so not all are
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haunted. And I think we talked about that on
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a previous podcast. Yeah. And so if you think
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of it the same way as with jails. Like, you're
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getting those same emotions. Like, you're still,
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like, just like graveyards. Or cemeteries. You're
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getting the emotions. But, are you guys picking
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up where I'm putting that? I'm getting ya, and
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I agree. So what you're saying is that we believe
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that cemeteries and graveyards are haunted not
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because there's actual ghosts running around,
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per se, but because of the amount of energy,
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grief, you know. love people visiting their past
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loved ones, paying respects, funerals, all that
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emotion, right? I mean, that's one theory that
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we talked about. Yeah, that's one theory. That's
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why I said, like, per se, you know, we all have
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differing opinions, but in this context, that's
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what's most relevant here compared to a jail.
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So, in this context, let's just assume there's
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Cemetery A and Cemetery B, they both had the
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same amount of funerals. Same amount of graves,
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same amount of grief, all the emotion. One can
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be haunted, one cannot. So what you're saying
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is, if we believe that about cemeteries, that
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one can be haunted, one cannot, just on this
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whole basis of both theoretically having the
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same amount of grief and emotion, shouldn't that
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same apply to a jail? Yeah. Where I would disagree
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is there's a difference between there were five
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funerals that happened here last week. And, you
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know, in a jail, oh, there are five suicides
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in the jail and 20 people in a cell that are
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fighting. I mean, but not all jails or prisons
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are like that. Exactly. Like you were having
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the example of like, oh, a jail that was just
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opened in 2010 or whatever and it only had like
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a few people in it. If it's a community jail,
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like a county jail. That's like people who are
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just... I don't know. People who are sleeping
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off for the drunk date. They really did nothing
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wrong in the big scheme of things. In the eyes
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of the law. But in the eyes of God or whatever
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higher power. They did nothing wrong! It's like
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marijuana charges! They did shit! There's nothing
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wrong. I mean, even in those circumstances, the
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people who are put in jail or even if it is county
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jail, like, still have those negative emotions
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of sadness or, like, it's their lowest point.
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Like, one of their lowest points. Think about
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it. If you're getting arrested for a marijuana
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charge in, like, I don't know, Texas, like, are
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you really going to stay on Earth and not go
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to heaven? Like, that's not a sin in the eyes
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of God. I think this is the debate of if someone
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that's in a local county jail on a marijuana
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charge in Texas is more or less likely to become
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a ghost that haunts people, you know, 20, 30,
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40 years later than, you know, the same person
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that's charged in Michigan. I think that's...
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an irrelevant point to this conversation. No,
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I'm just saying, like, do you know how many people
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are incarcerated and put into jail because of
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marijuana charges? Like, think about if there's
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a whole jail dedicated to just people getting
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arrested for marijuana charges. I don't think
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that place is going to be haunted. I'm sorry.
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Having marijuana and just, like, there's nothing
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wrong with that. No, I mean, but also, there
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are alleged ghosts. Residuals, maybe, though.
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I don't know. I don't know. But also, there's
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alleged ghosts everywhere. I mean, taken outside
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of the jails. You go to a house. I mean, look,
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we did the Beware the Haunted Bathtubs at the
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State House. No one died tragically. There's
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no tragic history. You could have a house next
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door that a guy is smoking marijuana. He's just
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a happy old ghost that's just still... How many
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times is there a claim people smoke cigar smoke?
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You're going to see that now with the kids, you
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know? You just smell the marijuana. That was,
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you know, frat boy Chad listening to his Taylor
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Swift Beethoven. Frat boy Chad. That was a callback.
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Oh, I can tell that frat boy Chad is with us
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because I can smell the marijuana. Yeah. I mean,
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even, okay, just you bringing that up, though,
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like, most cigar smells, like, phantom cigar
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smells can be disproven because it gets trapped
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in, like, furniture and the walls and walls.
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When we walked into the stairs going up to the
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quarters where, like, the people lived, smoke
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smelled like crazy. My God, that was... crazy.
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How it just sticks to the walls and that smell.
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It really sticks. I was like, you gotta be kidding
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me. This place was abandoned for a long time
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and you can still smell it? So I wouldn't be
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surprised if in the future people are like, oh,
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I can smell the weed. They must be the ghost.
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And it's like, no, it's just trapped in your...
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walls like they need to be steam cleaned my guy
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yeah you you need new carpet carpet i'm sorry
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dude but like you're not getting that smell of
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your carpet it would be even funnier if it was
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uh oh i can smell the like mint watermelon of
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the frat chad's vape oh god watermelon just any
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any smell On Earth, in the future, we'll just
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be blamed on frat boy Chad ghosts. Yeah, frat
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boy Chad ghosts and their vapes. I've actually
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never met a guy named Chad, so... I've also never
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met a guy named Chad. I feel like that's very
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unrealistic to name a frat guy that. It's probably,
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like, Kyler or something. Did you say Kyler?
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Yeah, I said Kyler with a K. Yeah, like Kyler
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Tyler. Kyle Tyler. Yeah. But did we just walk
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into a really good metaphor about how spirits
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are trapped in these places the same way the
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cigar smoke is trapped in the walls and can still
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be engaged with and smelled years later? That's
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what we're essentially saying about residual
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energy. Uh -huh. That's a good point. Yeah. That
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is a good thought. Wow. Wow. That's deep. Marijuana.
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Turns out it's... It's the metaphor we were looking
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for all along. Hell yeah. Praise the Lord for
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marijuana. I don't think that's the lesson we
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want to send home to the kids today. No, I'm
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sorry, people. All this conversation is making
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me, like, sound like I like weed. I actually
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hate weed. I get so anxious on it, it's not even
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funny. I was going to say, gee, Angela, it sounds
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like you have experience of being incarcerated
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for weed. I have no idea where she came that
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from. I honestly hate weed so much. I'm literally
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drinking Old Fashioned. Give me alcohol over
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weed any day. My God. Yeah, you won't catch me
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smoking any weed or doing any weed or doing the
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devil's grass. Baby dog. Sorry. Baby dog. Baby
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dog. Devil. Now I'm conflicted because you were
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just saying that like God wants to set all the
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marijuana users free and now you're saying it's
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like the devil. No, I'm... What are you trying
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to say? What's your... Where do you stand? It's
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called the devil's lettuce for a reason, Angela.
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It's called the devil's lettuce, but I don't
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think it's devilish. Okay. That's good. Anyways,
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we landed on a great metaphor. Now we ruined
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it. Way to go, Angela. Angela introduced the
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metaphor, so she's a genius, but then she ruined
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it. But I have to ruin it somehow. You can't
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appear too smart. so any final thoughts no i
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think i think we uh said what we needed to what's
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the next jail we all want to go to though crescent
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yeah you want to go back to crescent even though
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it's only one small part of the property i think
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that would be good for us because we can always
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if the jail is too fucked up go to one of the
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other buildings yeah yeah I'd like to go back
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to Crescent, especially since it isn't actually
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too far away from us. Like, that wasn't a terrible
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drive. Not at all. No. Just as long as, you know,
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we get to sleep before we drive back. Yeah, next
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time we have to... Well, I think Crescent is
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a long... They allow long... We should... Depending
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on how many hours we can stay in Crescent, we
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should totally camp out in a jail cell for the
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night. Hmm. But there's so much more than just
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one jail cell. I know, but, like, if we all get
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tired, let's just grab our sleeping bags, let's
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go to a cell, let's climb into one of the bunk
27:31
beds by ourselves for a little bit. Well, we
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can do it together. I don't care. I think sleeping
27:37
in a jail cell would be fucking dope, okay? That
27:41
would be so cool. no offense i don't want to
27:45
sleep in a jail cell with the three of you together
27:47
if you want to sleep in jail cell so bad just
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commit a crime okay you don't you don't need
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you don't need to pay hundreds of dollars to
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go spend the night in a haunted prison or jail
28:05
you could just commit a crime and then like we
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said most prisons or jails are probably haunted
28:12
so just commit crime that doesn't work because
28:17
you're sounding like Angela here this isn't something
28:25
I might have to bleep that some people are impressionable
28:30
and can't pick up on sarcasm no but the problem
28:34
is that if we commit a crime we're going to be
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separated we can't camp out in the same jail
28:41
cell together We're going to be separated. And
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I don't want to be in a jail cell by myself.
28:47
I want to be with you guys. I want to have a
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good time. I want to have a good time in jail.
28:52
You like us. We don't like doing solos. For various
28:57
reasons. We won't do another solo in a jail cell.
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I'll do another solo in a jail cell. Here's what
29:07
I would rather do. We go on a block. A jail cell
29:10
block. cells next to each other like every couple
29:14
of cells so we're together but still alone at
29:17
the same time yeah yeah yeah nah what i don't
29:21
want to be out of like i eyesight of you guys
29:26
like well what what if like uh because i assume
29:30
for crescent it would be a lot more people coming
29:33
we'd invite more people so you can have you know
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cellmates we have cellmates Now, how is this
29:41
for an idea? Are we all going to wear jumpsuits?
29:43
Oh my god, we totally need to get jumpsuits.
29:46
We need to play the part. We can bring the Craigslist
29:52
Coven in their jumpsuits. We can bring that bit
29:54
back. Yes. We didn't do that for Cambria. Another
30:01
point too is Crescent and Cambria are actually
30:05
super close together. They are. I think only
30:08
like 10 miles. I think they're like one or two
30:11
towns over, but they're both like small towns.
30:13
They're like 15, 20 minutes away from each other.
30:15
And actually a fun note is there's a connection
30:19
too, because at one point, I think during the,
30:22
they mentioned this on the tour, during the tuberculosis
30:25
spike at Crescent, they actually stored some
30:28
bodies in the dungeon of Cambria County Jail.
30:30
How is this for an idea though? Because they're
30:34
so close. We can literally book Cambria and Crescent
30:37
on the same night. Back to back. Same night.
30:41
I feel like you've got to dedicate a whole night
30:46
to both places. Especially with how big Crescent
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is. Ideally you would have multiple nights at
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Crescent. What if the last night at Crescent
30:58
we do Cambria. Just like a bonus night at Crescent.
31:04
And then we leave at 3 or 4 in the morning when
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Cambria is done. sleep, so to speak, at things
31:12
to think about. Thoughts. So many thoughts. Listen,
31:17
if we had the budget for it, we would do a whole
31:19
week at Crescent and then end at Cambria. That's
31:23
the main issue here. Who's got that kind of budget?
31:27
We don't have Crescent money right now. A week
31:31
of Crescent. No. So sad. Someone needs to win
31:38
the lottery. I think, like, manipulating the
31:41
lottery is technically a crime. I didn't say
31:44
manipulate. I just said win. You're saying so
31:47
many things about committing crimes. I'm sorry.
31:48
I didn't know. I just wanted to make sure. Like,
31:51
if this comes out and then a week later we win
31:55
the lottery, these are two separate incidences
31:57
and they have no correlation. You know what I
32:00
mean? Yeah, no correlation. No correlation. Do
32:02
not. The FBI. I know I've tagged the CIA before
32:05
in our Instagram posts. Wait, have you really?
32:09
Yeah. Ben. It was a bit. I always commit to bits.
32:13
So in the past when we said we should, whatever
32:16
episode, when we said we should tag the CIA,
32:18
I did. They ignored me. Oh my god. Or maybe they
32:25
put you on a list. Or 100 % on a list. I'm going
32:28
to tag the FBI in this and say do not investigate
32:31
Brianna for lottery manipulation and fraud. See,
32:37
I've never bought any lottery tickets or any,
32:40
like, lottery things before. So it would be really
32:44
wild if I just, if I went out and did and immediately
32:47
won something. And very suspicious. Oh, yeah.
32:53
It would be suspicious. That's why I got the
32:56
FBI. No, you know, don't look into this. Yeah.
33:00
I don't know. I'm sure they take tips. They take
33:04
tips. They should take. anti -tips like you know
33:08
people can say fbi look into this people should
33:11
be able to tell them don't look into this this
33:13
is not a crime i feel like that would make them
33:16
want to look more into it you think so oh 100
33:20
100 i mean if you are at work and someone says
33:25
hey don't take out the trash today you're not
33:28
gonna take out the trash today it's like when
33:31
you're at your job and someone says you don't
33:33
need to do this task like But yeah, I think the
33:38
FBI should be taking their jobs more seriously
33:40
than taking out the trash. That's good. Yeah.
33:44
Well, anyways, I think we've said just about
33:46
everything that we need to say. Yeah, because
33:50
now we're on a list. We want to go back to a
33:53
jail, but we don't want to commit a crime. Ben
33:58
is in jail. Yeah, Ben is in jail currently. This
34:02
is a video effect for two people. Is it? I couldn't
34:06
tell. It looks so real. No. Wow. Is there anything
34:19
pertaining to the topic we want to drop at the
34:21
end here? Because we really can't end. Listen,
34:26
I know we've done over 60, maybe at this point
34:29
70. We backlogged 60, 70 of these. This wins
34:34
its dumbest ending ever. I mean, it could just
34:37
end just that. Dumbest ending ever. Really? Yep.
34:43
Does that make it more dumb or less dumb? Yep.
34:47
No, we're done. We're done. Brianna said it.
34:51
I'm finished. I'm unplugging my microphone. Did
34:58
you actually unplug your microphone? Yeah, I
35:02
did. You could have changed your computer mic,
35:06
so... You can tell the change in microphone.
35:09
You can tell the change, but we just don't hear
35:12
her. We theoretically could keep going. I know
35:16
a podcast that never ever ends. Never ever ends.
35:19
What if I also unplug my headphones? What happens
35:24
if I just leave? I know an Angela that never
35:29
ever leaves. Never ever leaves. Then hang up
35:33
already! End the recording! End the recording!
35:38
Is this that unpleasant for you people? Imagine
35:42
being in jail and you had a cellmate. As the
35:45
recording, Ben. Listen. You guys are in prison.
35:51
Imagine having Ben as your prison or your cellmate.
35:56
Where did Angela go? She left the meeting. She
36:01
could envision having you as a cellmate and decided
36:05
that leaving would be better. That's it. I'm
36:09
ending this meeting. I've had enough. End it.
36:14
She's back! I can't end it now. Angela's coming
36:17
back. Ang! Where did you go? You went on a little
36:21
field trip? I thought that would make you stop
36:26
the podcast, but I can still hear you talking
36:29
in the other room. This can't end. I actually
36:33
feel like there's an oppressive force. haunting
36:38
this podcast, preventing me from ending it. Angela,
36:42
you need to go in the other room and end it.
36:44
What are you going to do, slap me? No, Angela!
36:50
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