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THE DISCLAIMER: The Shambles · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok
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  Speaker 1: for targets four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Kezy, what was Come on man? We've been in
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  Speaker 2: that really doing a fart noise.
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  Speaker 3: And then go Keezy, we're a little bit beyond the
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  Speaker 3: fart jokes?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Come on man, how did I'm not?
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  Speaker 2: I don't do anything?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, Keezy this you've been adding the fats
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  Speaker 3: to my montages that I make every day for the
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  Speaker 3: goat countdown.
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing ship. I've been doing ship.
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  Speaker 5: Haven't been doing ship?
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  Speaker 3: How we going? Follers?
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  Speaker 5: Good day? Was it those fellas there and tell us
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  Speaker 5: about you go for you to shock your jays? Chips
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  Speaker 5: and chips and chips on the green and two see
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  Speaker 5: even on the green and two eight.
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  Speaker 2: Na like on the green and five because he had
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  Speaker 2: to do three chips. You know how Jays loves chip.
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  Speaker 3: I do love chips.
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  Speaker 2: He was double fisting them on the.
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  Speaker 3: I really was, but it was you know, still, I'm
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  Speaker 3: glad that we persevered keys. He played very well. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: he had a real run of form there. It was
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  Speaker 3: one of those things where you just persevere, and I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to punish myself, and I myself.
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  Speaker 5: Jase was saying that he played so badly that you
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  Speaker 5: beat him, Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: I beat him. Yeah, Yeah, that's bad. It's really bad,
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  Speaker 2: by like twenty shots. That's not true.
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  Speaker 3: It was just and it's it's just a brutal course.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm signed up now, so I'm going to have
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  Speaker 3: to fucking master the barst otherwise waste a waste of care.
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  Speaker 2: Columbus mostly uphill. It's good ship. That's why we do it,
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  Speaker 2: not for the girl.
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  Speaker 5: Is that why you do it?
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  Speaker 3: Partly? I don't usually have much hill action in town though,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: To the bottom of town, then the home. Yeah yeah, Lime, Scooter,
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  Speaker 2: what have you been doing today, MOGGI? Oh moogie there.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I woke up at three o'clock in the morning
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  Speaker 5: thinking about my life as we do, so that was cool.
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  Speaker 2: Did you think you were going to die?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, so that was a bonus. And then managed to
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  Speaker 5: get back to sleep. My wife's been a little bit sick,
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  Speaker 5: so she slept till ten am. Wow, lazy, it isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: And then my daughter woke up sick. She said twelve
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  Speaker 5: kids off sick with a flu in her class, so
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  Speaker 5: I kept her home as well. And then my brother
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  Speaker 5: in law, old Lukie boy, he moves home today, I
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  Speaker 5: mean with you, yeah, with us from Australia there, And
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  Speaker 5: so then we had to tie to that what I
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  Speaker 5: had to tie to the house while everyone else was
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  Speaker 5: having asleep, but because you can't let them think that
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  Speaker 5: we live in Squalor, you know. But then at a
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  Speaker 5: certain point I.
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  Speaker 3: Just gave that.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, fuck yeah, you know yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then a little bit of work, a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of work, backbone, backbone, backbone, and here I am used
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  Speaker 5: to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good stuff, isn't it. How did you wake up?
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  Speaker 3: What state were you? And when you wake up?
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  Speaker 5: Kezy?
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  Speaker 2: Some reason last night I could go to sleep, even
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  Speaker 2: though I was really really really tired, go to sleep
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  Speaker 2: till after midnight and then woke up at like, really.
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  Speaker 5: Did you put yourself on all fours?
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  Speaker 2: I tried that for a bit, really arched the back
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  Speaker 2: don work, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was sat like that, okay, nothing, nothing, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 5: Radio Hidarchy.
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  Speaker 6: You know how good? The Hodarky Big Show podcaster is
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  Speaker 6: more beg you get it. You're good to get around
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  Speaker 6: the live radio show to seven Weight Days on Radio
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  Speaker 6: Hidarchy and I heard radio You're Born Nice.
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  Speaker 5: The Warchy Big Show podcast. Yeah, and no good because
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  Speaker 5: then you really were lying in of your own filth.
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  Speaker 2: Bathtub.
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  Speaker 3: I was falling asleep quite nicely.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, what happened?
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  Speaker 2: You're a great sleep gun.
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  Speaker 3: I was going about to go through the gate into
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  Speaker 3: deep sleep and I was lying next to my wife
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, this is genuine.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, who's that?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck is that noise? What is that noise?
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  Speaker 3: And for about two or three minutes it was going
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  Speaker 3: and it sounded like it was coming from outside, and
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  Speaker 3: then it was I realized what it was was my
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  Speaker 3: wife had a really weird little snow going on. But
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  Speaker 3: it baffled me.
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  Speaker 2: It sound like imitation.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you because you'll mention it again at our Why are.
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  Speaker 5: You so scared of your wife? I'm not terrified terrified?
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  Speaker 2: What does it sound like?
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  Speaker 3: I initially thought, and this is going to sound terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It was a possum.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, because I, like, I don't know what they do.
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  Speaker 2: It was kind of a right terrifying. It sounds like
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  Speaker 2: someone's breathing outside of the window.
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  Speaker 3: And so then and then once I realized what it was,
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  Speaker 3: it had knocked me out of my potential deep sleep
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  Speaker 3: full awakened you.
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  Speaker 2: So your wife was snoring and that woke you up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I hadn't quite gone to a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 5: You were saying, like a chainsaw, A chainsaw, that's got
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  Speaker 5: a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 2: So if if if your wife found out that you
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  Speaker 2: were talking about her snoring like a chainsaw. When you
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  Speaker 2: get in like big trouble, big trouble, big, big trouble.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just added curious, curious, No, my wife, curious, my wife.
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  Speaker 3: I think would be would be to be honest and different.
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  Speaker 2: But why are you so scared of it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not scared of it, man, She should be indifferent.
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  Speaker 3: She'd be like, yeah, whatever the fellows.
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  Speaker 5: I remember it might come down with the feelers. And
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  Speaker 5: she went to give you a hagger and then she
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  Speaker 5: raised her arm. You flinched, You sort of cowered into
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  Speaker 5: the corner of the air, and it looked to me
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  Speaker 5: like you were worried that she was going to hit
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  Speaker 5: you again. Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: I remember that this is going to be a fun
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  Speaker 3: Sunday afternoon. But yeah, she's well, I think she's like
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  Speaker 3: all of our wives. I think they're all a bit
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  Speaker 3: resigned about us.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the thriller's gone, certainly.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't even mean that the thriller's gone. They're
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  Speaker 3: resigned about us as a group. Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife the other day was like, doo.
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  Speaker 5: Dooche babone backbone?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, and no, she's rapping on me. And she
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  Speaker 2: went and I was like, can you not do that?
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, my wife does the same to me.
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  Speaker 3: She'll come out with a few of the phrases that
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  Speaker 3: the Fellows use.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do worry that you are scared of her.
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  Speaker 2: You do run to your wife, So you're going to
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  Speaker 2: tell on us a lot, Jason, I just want you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm terrified of my wife.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't feel much better to have said that out loud.
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  Speaker 5: Can I ask a question that maybe this has been
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  Speaker 5: reserved for the show proper?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, but we can bring it back up on the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: We can. We can once you're planning this week and
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  Speaker 5: you're doing all the cooking yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Mate, I am deep and I am deep.
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  Speaker 5: In it, no answer at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, mostly the one thing. My wife will probably have
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  Speaker 3: the main hand on his dessert because that's her specialty.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean i'll make you down. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 4: that's all right. I just as long as the fellows
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  Speaker 4: have a good time, you know. I actually I'll talk
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  Speaker 4: about this on the show out this after.
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  Speaker 2: Five today, especially the Warriors.
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  Speaker 3: Because I did. I did ask the question.
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  Speaker 2: When you asked it, and I don't want to know, but.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't scared of her.
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  Speaker 5: Easy.
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  Speaker 2: Did you like make her a cup of tea and
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  Speaker 2: a biscuits? Like, here's a cup of tea?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this was an out of it one. Today the
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  Speaker 5: fellas are saying, like, we should watch the worries you
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  Speaker 5: feel about her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, CAZy, I made her a cup of tea and
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  Speaker 3: I made her some biscuits.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you'd made them. It's crazy that you
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  Speaker 2: did make it. I thought you mean you just got
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  Speaker 2: a pack my wife.
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  Speaker 3: My wife doesn't drink tea anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so that made it furious, and then you retreated
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  Speaker 2: to the kitchen. Does not drink up to tea?
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  Speaker 3: No, she used to every day, Maggie. She loved her tea.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: She's just coffee. Now, yeah, she might have an herbal
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  Speaker 3: at times.
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  Speaker 5: Herbal for an evening. Yeah, yeah, I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: I can't be fucked with hot water.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually what I realized, because I can't be fucked
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  Speaker 3: with herbal teas. But then when I have them, I realize, actually,
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  Speaker 3: what I like about it is the hot water.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I like the effects, which is a bit of
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  Speaker 5: sleep or at least the appearance or seemingly I'm having
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  Speaker 5: a bit of sleeps. Whether there's any connection or not,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I don't like how I have
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  Speaker 5: to wait for it to cool down and then I
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  Speaker 5: give yeah little SIPs and yes, just so I put
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  Speaker 5: it in cold water owld scallot.
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  Speaker 2: Job done, No enjoyment, all function.
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  Speaker 5: That's a one hundred percent, one hundred percent because what
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  Speaker 5: I usually do is I forget that it's there.
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  Speaker 3: And we went through a period of about six months
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  Speaker 3: where every night we had green tea and it was
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  Speaker 3: like a little ceremony because we had that we have
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  Speaker 3: this very cool little teapot.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a kimono on teapot, James?
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  Speaker 5: Did you have one hand on your hip a spout were.
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  Speaker 3: You shortened stuff and we had these cool little sort
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  Speaker 3: of Japanese caps. When I told my wife, when I
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  Speaker 3: asked my wife about the wars, I wasn't at home.
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  Speaker 5: We were walking on a phone call.
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  Speaker 3: And I had my hands clasped behind my back. Trouble
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  Speaker 3: as is my want.
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  Speaker 2: They were tied up. You know, my love, I so
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  Speaker 2: green tea and a tea, but I want to get
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  Speaker 2: my flat. When I was flatting studying were every night
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  Speaker 2: we'd pour a giant pot of tea, ten of us
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  Speaker 2: and the flattening store would come over. We'd all sit
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  Speaker 2: around the table and have a cup of tea. Losers,
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  Speaker 2: but like, I really love make it. Let's put a
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  Speaker 2: pot of tea.
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  Speaker 3: Well the English love it, don't they?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And other cup of tea. You know I like the Indians,
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  Speaker 5: That is true. Actually India.
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  Speaker 3: You know India, you'd hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Why uh, it's got lots of tea.
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  Speaker 5: China Sri Lanka two on their teas. Yea China, China
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  Speaker 5: tea comes from South Africa.
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  Speaker 3: Well, funny should mention that my my wife has started
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  Speaker 3: drinking rubus te.
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  Speaker 5: There you go, there you go, That is funny.
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  Speaker 3: Bush. You're cruising for a bruising today, Kezy a whack.
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  Speaker 2: Hey listen to the Big Show for listening. Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: smart thing.