Latest / The Kulturecast / The End of Oak Street (2026) — "God's not gonna let us die here."
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- 0:04Speaker 1: We're in Wayne Media.
- 0:45Speaker 2: It was exactly two years ago today that the neighborhood
- 0:48Speaker 2: of Oak Street disappeared in the middle of the night.
- 0:52Speaker 2: The US military contained the area by a two-mile circle.
- 1:12Speaker 1: The end of Oak Street.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Only in theaters August 14th. Oh, there you are.
- 1:15Speaker 1: I am now, but it didn't say I was because
- 1:17Speaker 1: you were a bitters. That's fucking.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Yes. You got my setting and I got yours.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Together with our powers combined, we will become Ultron. Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh,
- 1:27Speaker 1: who's host?
- 1:28Speaker 3: That's what I was saying. I didn't write an outline.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Oh, oh, perfect. Okay, that's fine. Hello, everyone, and welcome
- 1:33Speaker 1: to the CultureCast and the Projection Booth, a crossover. Once again,
- 1:36Speaker 1: this time with 100% less Marvel or DC. I am
- 1:40Speaker 1: the host of the CultureCast, Chris Tashew, and I am
- 1:42Speaker 1: joined by the host of the Projection Booth. He loves
- 1:45Speaker 1: a good film based on a Spielberg thing, or Spielbergian vibe,
- 1:49Speaker 1: Mike White.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Yes, I certainly do, and yes, this certainly is.
- 1:54Speaker 1: On this episode of The Projection Booth X, The Culture Cast,
- 1:57Speaker 1: we are going to be talking about David Robert Mitchell's
- 2:01Speaker 1: 2026 summer blockbuster sci-fi film, sci-fi action film, The End
- 2:06Speaker 1: of Oak Street. So the film is written and directed
- 2:09Speaker 1: by David Robert Mitchell. It is produced by J.J. Abrams.
- 2:12Speaker 1: I say that because you can't miss the bad robot
- 2:15Speaker 1: at the beginning.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Yes, at least it's a decent logo. I have to
- 2:20Speaker 3: say the domain entertainment logo is one of the worst
- 2:22Speaker 3: logos I've ever seen.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Is it worse than Miramax, though? Asking for a friend.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Well, I mean, Miramax carries a lot of baggage. I
- 2:30Speaker 3: don't think Domain carries that much baggage, but it just
- 2:32Speaker 3: looks like this is my first time I've ever used
- 2:35Speaker 3: a 3D program in my life.
- 2:37Speaker 1: It's shocking that it's not papyrus for the text. God, yes.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Good God. Yeah. The film stars Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor,
- 2:46Speaker 1: Maisie Stella, and Christian Convery as a family, the Platt family,
- 2:51Speaker 1: who are on Oak Street one night and the... oak
- 2:54Speaker 1: street disappears and reappears in the past maybe are on
- 2:58Speaker 1: a different planet who knows but where they are is
- 3:00Speaker 1: definitely somewhere that dinosaurs are running around dinosaurs with feathers
- 3:04Speaker 1: even which is uh as someone who was a dinosaur
- 3:07Speaker 1: nerd as a kid i was applauding for that minor
- 3:11Speaker 1: uh detail alone mike you and i decided to watch
- 3:13Speaker 1: this movie Because it seemed like an interesting movie coming
- 3:16Speaker 1: out over the summer. Why not kind of break up
- 3:18Speaker 1: the Marvel and the DC of it all? So we
- 3:21Speaker 1: will be talking spoilers at some point. But pre-spoilers, should
- 3:24Speaker 1: someone go and spend money to watch this movie? Because again,
- 3:27Speaker 1: that's the transactional nature of all of this now. It's
- 3:30Speaker 1: not cheap to go see movies. That's why we give
- 3:32Speaker 1: our opinions on these kinds of movies. Because you have
- 3:34Speaker 1: to pay money to go see these. At least $ 10,
- 3:37Speaker 1: maybe even more.
- 3:38Speaker 3: I would absolutely recommend people spend their money on this movie.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I had a lot of fun with this.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I agree 100%. I think this movie checked a lot
- 3:46Speaker 1: of boxes that other movies I was expecting this summer
- 3:48Speaker 1: to do that didn't. And this movie did. I think
- 3:51Speaker 1: we will probably talk about that movie a fair amount
- 3:53Speaker 1: when we talk spoilers. But I enjoyed this movie immensely.
- 3:57Speaker 1: And I can also say with absolute certainty, David Robert Mitchell,
- 4:01Speaker 1: I have not been a big fan of the thing
- 4:04Speaker 1: he's known for, which is It Follows. Under the Silver
- 4:07Speaker 1: Lake is pretty good, but I was not a big
- 4:09Speaker 1: fan of It Follows. So I was filled with trepidation
- 4:12Speaker 1: going to see this movie because i didn't know where
- 4:14Speaker 1: it was going to land in kind of his scheme
- 4:16Speaker 1: of making movies uh but i enjoyed this immensely i
- 4:19Speaker 1: would say this has a certain feel to it and
- 4:21Speaker 1: if you are into let's say probably a cross-section of
- 4:25Speaker 1: if you're into stranger things 80s movies or spielberg films
- 4:29Speaker 1: this is probably in your wheelhouse you're going to enjoy
- 4:32Speaker 1: uh i enjoyed it yeah yeah i.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Would add zemeckis in there and i feel like zemeckis
- 4:38Speaker 3: is kind of spielberg adjacent Uh, we will be talking
- 4:41Speaker 3: about spoilers, but I will just say up front, the
- 4:44Speaker 3: end of this movie felt very Zemeckis-y. Uh, I don't
- 4:48Speaker 3: know if that's the proper adjective for Zemeckis, Zemeckiosius.
- 4:52Speaker 1: A very specific Zemeckis film, one might even say.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Absolutely. Absolutely. So I don't know. I don't see that
- 5:02Speaker 3: many trailers on TV, commercials for movies that much. I
- 5:07Speaker 3: saw a trailer for this in front of something that
- 5:09Speaker 3: we watched a few months ago. I don't even remember
- 5:12Speaker 3: which movie it was. And said, oh, well, this looks interesting.
- 5:15Speaker 3: And at first I thought it was straight up horror,
- 5:18Speaker 3: the way that they were playing this. Something creepy is
- 5:21Speaker 3: on the end of Oak Street. You know, I kept
- 5:24Speaker 3: thinking of the monsters on Maple Street type of title.
- 5:27Speaker 3: Something weird is here. Oh my gosh, something is going
- 5:30Speaker 3: to happen. What is this creature? Is it aliens? I
- 5:33Speaker 3: don't understand. And then I saw dinosaurs and I was
- 5:36Speaker 3: just like, oh, dinosaurs, what a fun movie. I'm going
- 5:38Speaker 3: to take my wife to this because if it was
- 5:41Speaker 3: alien creatures or ghosts or demons or anything like that, no,
- 5:46Speaker 3: not taking my wife. But as soon as I saw
- 5:48Speaker 3: the dinosaurs, I said, well, this looks fun. Let's check
- 5:51Speaker 3: this out. And it kind of fits that bill. It
- 5:54Speaker 3: is very fun. There's one moment in the movie where
- 5:57Speaker 3: I actually said, oh, my God.
- 6:00Speaker 1: But I wonder if it's the same moment I said, oh,
- 6:04Speaker 1: my God. I bet you it is. I bet you
- 6:06Speaker 1: it is. I wager, I'll give you my left foot
- 6:09Speaker 1: that it is. I....
- 6:12Speaker 3: I liked Under the Silver Lake probably more than you did.
- 6:14Speaker 1: No, I liked Under the Silver Lake a lot. I
- 6:17Speaker 1: did not like It Follows at all. Under the Silver.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Lake is amazing.
- 6:21Speaker 3: No, I'm not a big It Follows fan either.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Um.
- 6:24Speaker 3: I have to say, he's really a big fan of
- 6:27Speaker 3: split diopters in this film. A lot of split diopters.
- 6:30Speaker 3: There's one sequence in the middle-ish of the film where
- 6:36Speaker 3: all the family's in the living room talking, and it
- 6:38Speaker 3: is just split diopter after split diopter. And even some
- 6:42Speaker 3: of the framing with Anne Hathaway when she's talking to
- 6:46Speaker 3: her older neighbor, and you've got the window outside. I'm
- 6:49Speaker 3: just like, are they split diopters? I don't think they
- 6:51Speaker 3: are here, but just some of the framing is very interesting.
- 6:54Speaker 3: But I have to say, very competently made. And I
- 6:57Speaker 3: really like the chemistry between Anne Hathaway and her kids
- 7:01Speaker 3: and Ewan McGregor. I love Anne Hathaway so much. I mean,
- 7:05Speaker 3: she ugly cries like nobody, and there's a lot of
- 7:08Speaker 3: good ugly crying in this, but she's just fantastic. I
- 7:11Speaker 3: just think that she's such a very sweet presence in movies.
- 7:17Speaker 3: And I like that she's kind of the protagonist of this.
- 7:20Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's kind of split between her
- 7:22Speaker 3: and ewan mcgregor but i'm i'm down with that and
- 7:26Speaker 3: i really like him as well he's just so charming
- 7:29Speaker 3: and these kids did not bother me at all because
- 7:31Speaker 3: normally it's just like oh fuck man what is the
- 7:34Speaker 3: this kid's problem you know and i like that they
- 7:37Speaker 3: talk really up front that they're just that the kids
- 7:40Speaker 3: know what's going on with their parents that they're not
- 7:43Speaker 3: having a good time And you can see how that's
- 7:47Speaker 3: affecting them. I was just like, yeah, this is nice.
- 7:49Speaker 3: This is very well made, very smart. I mean, I did.
- 7:53Speaker 3: I could almost feel the screenwriting book as I was
- 7:56Speaker 3: watching this. It's like, OK, now this has to happen.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Now this has to happen. But it just all came
- 8:01Speaker 3: together very well for me.
- 8:03Speaker 1: We should have also mentioned, I think, in that kind
- 8:05Speaker 1: of convergence chart here, Toby Hooper's poltergeist. Cause I think
- 8:10Speaker 1: it's also kind of in here. It, this is, this
- 8:13Speaker 1: is like sci-fi that's more horror. But again, like poltergeist
- 8:17Speaker 1: is a, like I would say, I wouldn't say like
- 8:19Speaker 1: baby's first horror movie, it is up there though. Like
- 8:22Speaker 1: it is very much like a horror movie that you
- 8:24Speaker 1: could watch with your kids or with your family. There's
- 8:27Speaker 1: a couple moments of like horror in that movie. I
- 8:30Speaker 1: would say the way that there are kind of horrifying
- 8:32Speaker 1: moments in this movie, but for the most part, and
- 8:35Speaker 1: I think in that movie, same with this one, we
- 8:37Speaker 1: have a film that by the conclusion is there were stakes.
- 8:42Speaker 1: The stakes have been resolved and there is a happy ending.
- 8:45Speaker 1: And again, If this had been something based on a
- 8:47Speaker 1: Stephen King story, there would be no happy end. But
- 8:50Speaker 1: because it's a Spielbergian thing, which I think similarly to
- 8:53Speaker 1: Stephen King, they're so good at crafting a vibe around
- 8:57Speaker 1: a family. Stephen King and Spielberg, I think, are very
- 8:59Speaker 1: similar in that regard. So much of Stephen King's books
- 9:02Speaker 1: are about families that are broken or are becoming broken
- 9:05Speaker 1: or have been broken. I mean, I think of The Shining, obviously.
- 9:10Speaker 1: as a big example. And then I think of E.T.
- 9:12Speaker 1: with Spielberg, which I think this movie reminds me of
- 9:14Speaker 1: a lot of E.T. as well. Just the family dynamic. Obviously,
- 9:18Speaker 1: there's no dad in E.T., but in this movie, like
- 9:21Speaker 1: we have.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I mean, E.T.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Is the dad in E.T. in a lot of ways.
- 9:24Speaker 1: But Ewan McGregor, I think in this movie and Anne
- 9:26Speaker 1: Hathaway are so good together in terms of their chemistry.
- 9:29Speaker 1: I think, as you put it so aptly, Ewan McGregor
- 9:32Speaker 1: is really charming and And he is very charismatic. He
- 9:36Speaker 1: still struggles with an American accent. It's been like this
- 9:41Speaker 1: since he was on Tales from the Crypt back in
- 9:43Speaker 1: the 90s. Yes, it certainly has. Yes, I say my
- 9:47Speaker 1: R's just like this. But at the same time, I
- 9:52Speaker 1: overlook it because he's so goddamn charming as an actor.
- 9:55Speaker 1: And so is Anne Hathaway. She's not for everybody. When
- 9:59Speaker 1: I was watching the film, my girlfriend was like, I
- 10:01Speaker 1: just don't like her. And I was like, I get it.
- 10:03Speaker 1: She's a little divisive as an actress. I think her
- 10:06Speaker 1: vibe and presence tend to always be in the same
- 10:10Speaker 1: quadrant maybe. And if you're not into that, I get it.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I like Anne Hathaway. I think she's great here. I
- 10:16Speaker 1: do like that as someone who's grown up with her.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I've gone from seeing her play the teenager role to
- 10:22Speaker 1: now playing the adult mom role in a movie that she,
- 10:25Speaker 1: if this was her when she was that age, she
- 10:27Speaker 1: could have played the kid actor in this movie. Because again,
- 10:30Speaker 1: she came from Princess Diaries where she was like in
- 10:32Speaker 1: her early teens. I like Anne Hathaway. I think I
- 10:36Speaker 1: like the movie overall. I do think that we have
- 10:39Speaker 1: this pastiche of Steven Spielberg that's like laid on thick
- 10:43Speaker 1: in this movie. But it it has worked in the past.
- 10:46Speaker 1: And so why wouldn't you do that? And and we
- 10:49Speaker 1: can have this discussion, I think, as the episode goes on.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Nobody else has really been able to nail this the
- 10:54Speaker 1: way that David Robert Mitchell has with this movie. This
- 10:57Speaker 1: is the closest in a long time that we've had
- 10:59Speaker 1: someone doing the Spielberg thing. And I'll go back to because, again,
- 11:03Speaker 1: you made me think about it by putting the bad
- 11:05Speaker 1: robot logo at the front of this movie. Super 8
- 11:08Speaker 1: wishes it was this movie.
- 11:10Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 11:11Speaker 1: This movie is what Super 8 wishes it was. This
- 11:14Speaker 1: movie is the movie J.J. Abrams wishes he had made
- 11:17Speaker 1: when he made Super 8 because this is that Spielbergian
- 11:21Speaker 1: tribute that Super 8 tried so hard to do and
- 11:24Speaker 1: failed so miserably. Super 8 is a movie where I
- 11:28Speaker 1: saw it in theaters. I'm probably good. I don't think
- 11:31Speaker 1: I missed anything about it the first time I saw it.
- 11:33Speaker 1: I think I got what I needed to. This movie,
- 11:36Speaker 1: I think, has a little bit of nuance to it,
- 11:38Speaker 1: a little bit more than just a Spielberg tribute to
- 11:41Speaker 1: offer something to come back as an audience member, because
- 11:43Speaker 1: I enjoyed this a lot, even though it is wearing
- 11:47Speaker 1: its influences very openly on its sleeve. That's for sure. I.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Other than the over-sexualization of Elle Fanning, I don't remember
- 11:57Speaker 3: very much about Super 8 at all. I think that
- 12:01Speaker 3: guy who was in a lot of the Godzilla movies.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Was in it, too.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy from Friday Night Lights.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Right, and Lanterns. He's in Lanterns, yeah.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Yeah, which I need to see that.
- 12:10Speaker 1: True detective, but in the DC universe. Okay, that works
- 12:15Speaker 1: for me.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Times a flat circle.
- 12:17Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I mean, if Matthew McConaughey was in it,
- 12:20Speaker 1: probably be two on the nose. I.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Uh, but yeah, I totally agree that this is such
- 12:25Speaker 3: a pastiche and it's very funny that you brought up poltergeist.
- 12:29Speaker 3: That was on my mind as well as, and you
- 12:31Speaker 3: brought up Stephen King also on my mind and it
- 12:34Speaker 3: was on my mind at a certain point in this
- 12:36Speaker 3: movie where I was just thinking, this reminds me a
- 12:39Speaker 3: lot of Stephen King. I hope that they don't fuck
- 12:42Speaker 3: up the ending and, and.
- 12:44Speaker 1: It's going to be the mist everybody.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Right. I, I, I was reminded a lot of under
- 12:50Speaker 3: the dome because of the whole, like the dome comes down.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Nobody knows what happened. Nobody knows what, what, why this
- 12:57Speaker 3: came about. Same thing with this, the entire neighborhood moves 200,000
- 13:01Speaker 3: or 200 million years in the past. And then they, yeah.
- 13:06Speaker 3: And I'm just like, oh, I wonder if. that piece
- 13:09Speaker 3: of land moved you know they flip-flopped kind of thing
- 13:12Speaker 3: so i like that there's the premise i like that
- 13:14Speaker 3: there's the little flashes of those things like the uh
- 13:18Speaker 3: neighbor lady who's got the old plant in her yard
- 13:22Speaker 3: or the uh very um not nice neighbor who's got
- 13:26Speaker 3: the big pile of shit in his yard i was.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Waiting for the ian malcolm delivery on that line that
- 13:30Speaker 1: is one big pile of shit.
- 13:32Speaker 3: I was wondering myself and I was kind of wondering
- 13:34Speaker 3: if they were going to dig through it and they'd
- 13:36Speaker 3: find like weird shit inside of the ship.
- 13:38Speaker 1: I assumed it was, I assumed that that's what they were. Again,
- 13:40Speaker 1: there's some imagery in this movie that is evocative of
- 13:43Speaker 1: a certain thing.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely.
- 13:46Speaker 1: That's being Jurassic Park.
- 13:48Speaker 3: And the whole idea of you said poltergeist. Yes. Same
- 13:52Speaker 3: year that this is set. And I, I like that
- 13:56Speaker 3: David Robert Mitchell is from Michigan and, He really tries
- 14:00Speaker 3: to put Michigan in his movies. He fails so hard
- 14:04Speaker 3: in this one because this is so Southern California. And
- 14:07Speaker 3: I'm just like, we don't have hills like that. We
- 14:09Speaker 3: do not have Michigan. It's supposed to be Michigan. Cause
- 14:12Speaker 3: you hear the, uh, they talk about the tigers on
- 14:16Speaker 3: the radio. They're talking about Alan Trammell. She's got a
- 14:19Speaker 3: Michigan magnet on their refrigerator. There's a lot of Michigan.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Stuff in here. Sorry. I just watched the frighteners. So
- 14:25Speaker 1: I just figured it's one of these, like, okay, sure.
- 14:28Speaker 1: just like this is supposed to be Southern California, but
- 14:30Speaker 1: it's New Zealand. Like this just looks like SoCal. It
- 14:32Speaker 1: looks like they filmed it like 20 minutes up the
- 14:35Speaker 1: road from the 20th century Fox studio or something.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Absolutely. I was waiting for like, I mean, this neighborhood
- 14:41Speaker 3: so looks like the poltergeist neighborhood. So it looks like it.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty funny when I was just like,
- 14:48Speaker 3: oh yeah, this is supposed to be Michigan. This is
- 14:50Speaker 3: so not Michigan at all. When they can look up
- 14:53Speaker 3: and see the houses going up the hill to basically,
- 14:57Speaker 3: to me, a small mountain. I'm just like, yeah, no,
- 15:01Speaker 3: Michigan is flat. We are so flat. I'm sure you're
- 15:05Speaker 3: familiar with very flat lands where you're at. We are
- 15:08Speaker 3: very flat over here as well.
- 15:10Speaker 1: So it was actually filmed in Atlanta.
- 15:12Speaker 3: So really, that's so surprising.
- 15:15Speaker 1: On the coast, though. OK, still coastal weather, I guess
- 15:18Speaker 1: a different coast. But it doesn't it doesn't look like
- 15:20Speaker 1: the Midwest, which, you know, which I mean, again, like
- 15:23Speaker 1: I again, regardless of whether or not that's a thing
- 15:26Speaker 1: that needed to be successful. I will say they do
- 15:28Speaker 1: evoke exactly what they are going for, which is an
- 15:31Speaker 1: a neighborhood right out of the 80s. I think the
- 15:34Speaker 1: problem that is the comparative difference. obviously, is when I
- 15:37Speaker 1: think of something that was doing this better. I already
- 15:40Speaker 1: mentioned Stranger Things. Stranger Things nailed that thing specifically. Early seasons,
- 15:45Speaker 1: maybe not so much in the later seasons. When I
- 15:46Speaker 1: talk about Stranger Things, let's just pretend there's nothing past
- 15:49Speaker 1: the third season, essentially, in terms of what the show's
- 15:51Speaker 1: trying to do. But it nailed that more than this does.
- 15:55Speaker 1: But I will say, because this is not a... extended
- 15:58Speaker 1: period of time we're spending here it's just a film
- 16:01Speaker 1: it it's perfectly i think acceptable but yeah if you're
- 16:04Speaker 1: gonna set your movie in the midwest in the 80s
- 16:06Speaker 1: in this day and age post stranger things you you
- 16:09Speaker 1: gotta nail it a little bit more yeah.
- 16:11Speaker 3: I mean yeah absolutely and i'll i'll take it i
- 16:15Speaker 3: was just like okay that's kind of a nice little
- 16:17Speaker 3: thing that they're making these michigan references when she goes
- 16:20Speaker 3: to cornell at the end i was like Okay, I
- 16:23Speaker 3: was hoping for more like State or U of M,
- 16:26Speaker 3: but she wants to be like Carl Sagan. And I
- 16:29Speaker 3: was so happy to hear a Carl Sagan name drop
- 16:31Speaker 3: because I freaking love that guy and I love Cosmos.
- 16:34Speaker 3: I want to ask you, do you think that the
- 16:36Speaker 3: daughter is lesbian?
- 16:37Speaker 1: There's no love interest for her in the movie, which
- 16:40Speaker 1: feels intentional on me. I don't know.
- 16:42Speaker 3: So it's not the girl that they rescue? It's not
- 16:45Speaker 3: the one that the brother is ogling? The Jeanette Christensen character?
- 16:51Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 16:52Speaker 3: She's talking pretty hardcore to that blonde when they're doing
- 16:56Speaker 3: the whole tossing of the water balloon back and forth.
- 17:00Speaker 3: And then she gets real wet.
- 17:01Speaker 1: I was like, wow, is this going somewhere?
- 17:04Speaker 3: But no, I was curious because the brother is literally
- 17:08Speaker 3: spying on this girl. And that was, again, reminded me
- 17:11Speaker 3: of Super 8 with that over-sexualization of Elle Fanning. who
- 17:15Speaker 3: really shouldn't have been sexualized until like alien bad land
- 17:19Speaker 3: or predator badlands where she looks smoking hot.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Right.
- 17:23Speaker 3: And she's great by the way. absolutely she's so good
- 17:26Speaker 3: in that movie and playing a double role oh so good.
- 17:29Speaker 1: By the way talk about a movie i'm bummed we
- 17:31Speaker 1: did not talk about when it came.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Out i know it was so well done what.
- 17:35Speaker 1: A great film yeah i watched it recently it was
- 17:37Speaker 1: just like holy shit like look again i appreciate and
- 17:40Speaker 1: i'm someone who i think and this is me personally
- 17:43Speaker 1: i know you have a different feeling on it but
- 17:45Speaker 1: I hated Prometheus when I saw it. Prometheus and Saint
- 17:48Speaker 1: with Covenant. Prometheus and Covenant are two movies I go
- 17:50Speaker 1: back to a lot now. And that's because Romulus is
- 17:53Speaker 1: really bad. And Romulus is not a movie that I
- 17:55Speaker 1: have any interest in returning to. And so if there
- 17:57Speaker 1: is a more alien that can be returned to, I'm
- 18:00Speaker 1: okay with it being something more like Prometheus and Covenant
- 18:03Speaker 1: because it's kind of the Star Wars prequel thing where...
- 18:07Speaker 1: at least those were original ideas with Prometheus and Covenant
- 18:10Speaker 1: in a way. In Romulus, it was just alien again.
- 18:13Speaker 1: And that, I mean, I've seen some reviews about this
- 18:15Speaker 1: movie having that issue where it's like, this is a Spielberg,
- 18:18Speaker 1: like AI Spielberg vibe. And it's like, nah, why?
- 18:22Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, of course it is, but I'm okay
- 18:25Speaker 3: with that.
- 18:26Speaker 1: But why is Spielberg the only one allowed to do it?
- 18:29Speaker 3: Right, right.
- 18:30Speaker 1: To look at, and this is kind of the thing
- 18:31Speaker 1: I was talking about in my opening thesis here was,
- 18:34Speaker 1: Spielberg can't even do it anymore. You know how I know?
- 18:37Speaker 1: Because we watched him not be able to do it
- 18:39Speaker 1: with a movie that he should have been able to
- 18:41Speaker 1: do it with. A Spielberg alien movie, the first time
- 18:44Speaker 1: he's returned to aliens since Close Encounters of the Third Kind,
- 18:47Speaker 1: and it's that? Really?
- 18:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 18:50Speaker 1: I would really be curious to see what Spielberg returning
- 18:52Speaker 1: to dinosaurs looked like. Because if it was something like this,
- 18:56Speaker 1: I would get it. But I don't think it would
- 18:57Speaker 1: be this good. I think that this is a vibe.
- 19:01Speaker 1: This is a total tone overlay of your movie. And
- 19:05Speaker 1: if you're able to nail it, I think you doing
- 19:07Speaker 1: that is overlooked because it adds to what we're watching
- 19:11Speaker 1: as opposed to being the whole reason we're watching. Stranger
- 19:13Speaker 1: Things did so much without like... It did so much...
- 19:17Speaker 1: It didn't just hang its hat on the 80s nostalgia.
- 19:19Speaker 1: By the end of the show, it did. But early on,
- 19:21Speaker 1: it was like it was doing its own thing and
- 19:23Speaker 1: wasn't letting the 80s of it all get in the way.
- 19:25Speaker 1: That was just incidental. Same with this movie. Like, these
- 19:28Speaker 1: kind of movies work better being set in the 80s.
- 19:30Speaker 1: They just do. Like, that tone and expectation the kids feel. Like,
- 19:34Speaker 1: it's all a stereotype, but it's a stereotype that I
- 19:36Speaker 1: think works.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Well, and it's nice that the TV, you know, you've
- 19:40Speaker 3: got the love boat, you've got the Three Stooges, you've
- 19:42Speaker 3: got some other stuff on there. It's not... you know
- 19:44Speaker 3: totally awesome 80s kind of thing and I mean to
- 19:48Speaker 3: the point where there are a few times where I'm like, well,
- 19:50Speaker 3: why didn't she like when she sees the plant in
- 19:52Speaker 3: the old lady's yard? I'm like, why doesn't she just
- 19:55Speaker 3: take a picture of the plant and use AI to
- 19:57Speaker 3: draw it? And I was like, oh, wait, wait, wait.
- 19:59Speaker 1: There are times that were so boring, aren't they?
- 20:01Speaker 3: I know, I know.
- 20:02Speaker 1: They're the worst, the absolute worst. Yeah.
- 20:05Speaker 3: But then I would lie to her and just be like, no, no,
- 20:07Speaker 3: it's this thing. It's a it's a totally a pineapple plant.
- 20:10Speaker 3: It's like, what?
- 20:11Speaker 1: No, what? Well, that's the question I have. Like, if
- 20:13Speaker 1: this were to take place now, what in God's name
- 20:16Speaker 1: would I how would I react to that? If you
- 20:18Speaker 1: took a picture that you were just like, I have
- 20:21Speaker 1: found this out in the real world. I would just
- 20:23Speaker 1: be like, I'm reporting this to the FBI. Right. Yes.
- 20:26Speaker 1: It would be like, there's, there's, I don't know. It'd
- 20:28Speaker 1: be like, if you found a body that had a
- 20:30Speaker 1: thing that said Jimmy Hoff on it, it'd be like,
- 20:32Speaker 1: I'm taking a picture of this and uploading this to
- 20:34Speaker 1: claw to be like, I'm having to inform the CIA,
- 20:36Speaker 1: FBI and NSA all at once about this. That's it. Yeah. We,
- 20:41Speaker 1: I think what's funny is we live in a time
- 20:43Speaker 1: now that feels just so technologically advanced that the pastoral
- 20:47Speaker 1: nature of just not being able to look up something
- 20:49Speaker 1: on your phone is just like mind blowing now.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's, it's, Setting this in 82 is a
- 20:55Speaker 3: very smart move. And having these characters with these complications,
- 21:00Speaker 3: like the whole thing of how Ewan McGregor's character is
- 21:04Speaker 3: supposed to be working at Chrysler, but he actually hasn't been.
- 21:07Speaker 3: So he's been delivering pizzas on the side to try
- 21:10Speaker 3: to make ends meet. Her with her whole writing and
- 21:13Speaker 3: that she's actually a really good writer is fantastic. And
- 21:17Speaker 3: the moment when they find that the basement's flooded and
- 21:19Speaker 3: she's lost everything because this is not uploading to the cloud.
- 21:24Speaker 3: There are no backups. There are no flash drives. There
- 21:27Speaker 3: was a fucking paper that she was typing on, and
- 21:29Speaker 3: that was it.
- 21:31Speaker 1: I feel like a movie not as well-written as this
- 21:34Speaker 1: one would have spent more time on that scene, but
- 21:36Speaker 1: this movie, because of the pace and it feeling just
- 21:39Speaker 1: like a constant ball in motion, it doesn't allow the
- 21:43Speaker 1: characters that long to sit in that moment. And I
- 21:46Speaker 1: appreciate that about the movie. There's a lot of forward
- 21:49Speaker 1: momentum in this movie, and... In another movie, it could
- 21:52Speaker 1: be a bad thing because we don't get to spend
- 21:53Speaker 1: a lot of time with the characters, but I don't
- 21:55Speaker 1: need to. I understand the characters more or less immediately because, again,
- 21:59Speaker 1: they're an 80s stereotype. This is like, oh, they're having
- 22:02Speaker 1: family problems. In the 80s, it was, I didn't have
- 22:04Speaker 1: a job. Come on. Do you know how pastoral that
- 22:08Speaker 1: feels now? Right.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Or a bully that is... i like that the kid.
- 22:13Speaker 1: My bike like okay that's all we have to worry
- 22:16Speaker 1: about like.
- 22:17Speaker 3: And it's kind of serious the one kid's like you
- 22:20Speaker 3: could have killed that guy you know like he flew
- 22:22Speaker 3: off his fucking bicycle and broke his arm that's not
- 22:26Speaker 3: funny man so like i'm okay with the older brother
- 22:29Speaker 3: wanting to protect his younger brother and beat the shit
- 22:31Speaker 3: out of this kid exactly and i like that he's
- 22:34Speaker 3: kind of a threat but then when the threat actually
- 22:36Speaker 3: happens it's like What are we doing? We're in a
- 22:39Speaker 3: whole different world now. We just need to stop what
- 22:41Speaker 3: we're doing. We could get eaten by dinosaurs. And I really,
- 22:45Speaker 3: to go back to the Spielberg of it all, I
- 22:48Speaker 3: really think that the dinosaurs look really good in this.
- 22:52Speaker 3: And did it take me aback that they are furry
- 22:54Speaker 3: and feathery? Yes, it sure did, because I grew up
- 22:57Speaker 3: in a different time than you. Well, so did I,
- 22:59Speaker 3: to be fair.
- 23:00Speaker 1: So did I. Jurassic Park was no feather dinosaurs. No,
- 23:04Speaker 1: they weren't.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Towards the end.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. But that's the bar that I think anyone
- 23:09Speaker 1: my age is setting is Jurassic Park. That's the last
- 23:14Speaker 1: vestige of those kinds of dinosaurs. Because now they have feathers.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Because if you're going to make a movie about scientifically
- 23:20Speaker 1: accurate dinosaurs anyways.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 23:23Speaker 3: While I felt so bad for my poor little Ankylosaurus,
- 23:26Speaker 3: he's just out there just chewing on some grass or
- 23:28Speaker 3: whatever and gets eaten up by a big old Diplodocus
- 23:32Speaker 3: or something. And I'm just like, I'm having a great
- 23:34Speaker 3: time watching these dinosaurs. I really liked the big turtle
- 23:37Speaker 3: dinosaurs that they had. I think the jump scares that
- 23:41Speaker 3: they have throughout this are very well-timed, and they do
- 23:45Speaker 3: what they need to do. I just felt like this was...
- 23:49Speaker 3: really running on all cylinders. Yeah, occasionally I was just like, oh,
- 23:53Speaker 3: this is kind of like that movie. But I wasn't
- 23:55Speaker 3: sitting there stewing in my own juices, just being like, damn,
- 23:58Speaker 3: this is a fucking Spielberg pastiche. This is terrible. I
- 24:02Speaker 3: was just like, no, this is nice. I like the
- 24:04Speaker 3: way that the story is running. I really like all
- 24:06Speaker 3: of these characters. Like I said, the kids aren't awful
- 24:09Speaker 3: and you get to follow them through quite a bit
- 24:11Speaker 3: of it. But I like that you're more following the
- 24:14Speaker 3: parents and just seeing their reactions to things. I think
- 24:17Speaker 3: that the You know, these two kids are so much
- 24:20Speaker 3: better than those two kids in that Jurassic. There was
- 24:23Speaker 3: the first Jurassic World one. where I'm just like, I
- 24:26Speaker 3: don't care if these kids live or die.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Well, and to juxtapose it against the kind of the
- 24:31Speaker 1: stressors in that story are the same ones in this one.
- 24:34Speaker 1: We just don't see it there. We see it here,
- 24:36Speaker 1: which is our parents are getting divorced.
- 24:38Speaker 3: Precisely.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Yeah, very apropos comparison. I think for me, this does
- 24:43Speaker 1: that better. And this is the whole movie. We're dealing
- 24:45Speaker 1: with it directly because we're seeing the Ewan McGregor and
- 24:48Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway character interacting. But I like that the film
- 24:51Speaker 1: actually because, again, like because it's a Spielberg and not
- 24:54Speaker 1: a King thing, it's going to have a a happy ending,
- 24:57Speaker 1: not a downer of an ending, though there was a
- 24:59Speaker 1: downer ending originally for the movie, which really. Yeah, I
- 25:03Speaker 1: look and I.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Should we branch into spoiler territory here?
- 25:07Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, I think this is a movie worth
- 25:09Speaker 1: checking out in theaters. I don't. Yeah, I think go
- 25:13Speaker 1: and see it in theaters, because I think at this point,
- 25:15Speaker 1: if this is completely just a transactional way of doing things,
- 25:18Speaker 1: support people whose movies are worth supporting that are original movies, because, yes,
- 25:23Speaker 1: this is a Steven Spielberg thing, but it's still an
- 25:24Speaker 1: original movie. It's not a Marvel thing. It's not a
- 25:27Speaker 1: DC thing. And it, I think, deserves to have people
- 25:30Speaker 1: go out and see it in theaters because it needs
- 25:32Speaker 1: to make more money because these kinds of movies should
- 25:34Speaker 1: be existing more often, especially from directors who, if able to,
- 25:38Speaker 1: would probably work on other much bigger things. But this
- 25:41Speaker 1: is like how you get there in some ways, is
- 25:44Speaker 1: kind of cutting your teeth on something like this that
- 25:46Speaker 1: you make yourself. And now... If this movie is financially successful,
- 25:50Speaker 1: back the Brinks truck up to David Robert Mitchell's house
- 25:52Speaker 1: and let him make something with an IP preattached or
- 25:55Speaker 1: something like not just a thing of something else. But yeah,
- 25:59Speaker 1: go see this for sure. If we want to talk spoilers,
- 26:01Speaker 1: let's do it. All right. Yeah.
- 26:02Speaker 3: So tell me about the original ending to this.
- 26:04Speaker 1: So the the original ending is and again, I again,
- 26:09Speaker 1: I don't know if it's one of these like we
- 26:11Speaker 1: saw Army of Darkness one too many times thing. But
- 26:14Speaker 1: I think, you know, by me just mentioning that what
- 26:16Speaker 1: it is, they jump through the portal and they just,
- 26:19Speaker 1: you know, end up in early settler time.
- 26:22Speaker 3: I was wondering, like, when they were jumping into that portal, like,
- 26:25Speaker 3: they don't know where this is going to go. Where
- 26:28Speaker 3: is this going?
- 26:29Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's the romantic sci-fi of it. Like, that's
- 26:31Speaker 1: the Spielberg of it. There's that, like, the little, the
- 26:35Speaker 1: wind chimes, the little xylophone playing. Like, that's the Spielberg
- 26:38Speaker 1: of it, right? And that's the thing. Like, I know
- 26:41Speaker 1: that people hate that, but this is one of those
- 26:43Speaker 1: movies where when Ewan McGregor's character dies, even I was like, oh, shit.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Right? Yes. It's an earned moment in a movie where
- 26:51Speaker 1: I know by the end of it, he will be
- 26:53Speaker 1: fine because it's a Steven Spielberg thing. And in those movies,
- 26:57Speaker 1: nothing bad things happen, but for a transformative reason, which
- 27:00Speaker 1: is why bad things happen, like bad things in these
- 27:03Speaker 1: universes where it's an exterior bad thing bearing down on
- 27:06Speaker 1: the characters. not a villainous bad thing, because even in E.T.,
- 27:10Speaker 1: by the end of it, Peter Coyote is a changed man.
- 27:13Speaker 1: At least that's the feeling you get by the end
- 27:16Speaker 1: of the movie. And that's a Spielberg thing. But man,
- 27:19Speaker 1: I wanted to hear your thoughts, because that scene is just...
- 27:22Speaker 1: wild to me.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Holy shit like i thought so when the dinosaur bites
- 27:27Speaker 3: his fucking leg off that's what i yelled in the
- 27:30Speaker 3: theater i was just like oh my god like i
- 27:32Speaker 3: did not think that i was going to be seeing
- 27:36Speaker 3: ewan mcgregor have his leg bit off and then i
- 27:39Speaker 3: thought for sure like wow he's going to spend the
- 27:41Speaker 3: rest of his uh this movie with his leg in
- 27:44Speaker 3: a tourniquet and this is going to be awful like
- 27:47Speaker 3: how are they going to do this no.
- 27:48Speaker 1: No worries there About two seconds, you thought that, huh?
- 27:51Speaker 3: Yeah, for about two seconds, and then he's just breakfast
- 27:54Speaker 3: food for the dinosaur. Yeah, I was wondering about that portal,
- 27:59Speaker 3: and I was wondering where it's going to go back
- 28:01Speaker 3: to and everything. But yeah, it's a nice romantic thing,
- 28:04Speaker 3: and it leads us right into a Robert Zemeckis ending
- 28:07Speaker 3: with that. But I want to talk a little bit
- 28:09Speaker 3: more about the movie now that we're kind of freed up.
- 28:12Speaker 3: The whole idea, though, of... So the Ewan McGregor that
- 28:15Speaker 3: we see add all up is... kind of a branched-off
- 28:20Speaker 3: version of the Ewan McGregor who delivers a pizza at
- 28:24Speaker 3: the end of the movie, who hasn't gone through this
- 28:26Speaker 3: harrowing experience.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the fuckeroo of the whole movie, unfortunately.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Yeah, so now his arc isn't an arc anymore. It dead-ends,
- 28:38Speaker 3: and then it loops back around.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Right. We haven't gotten far enough in The Sopranos for this,
- 28:43Speaker 1: but the thing that always comes to mind is, where's
- 28:45Speaker 1: my arc, Tony? Where's my arc? What if I don't
- 28:48Speaker 1: have an arc? Which is a much later in the
- 28:50Speaker 1: show thing. But I think about that because he runs
- 28:53Speaker 1: into a wall. His character dies. The character that we see.
- 28:56Speaker 1: So it's what we have to then believe is that
- 28:59Speaker 1: Anne Hathaway, because I think you already alluded to this,
- 29:02Speaker 1: is the main character, which means that he is filled
- 29:05Speaker 1: in with what happens by her character. and the story
- 29:09Speaker 1: that she writes. And I think that we, as the audience, again, romantically,
- 29:14Speaker 1: are led to believe that he reads it and goes, okay.
- 29:18Speaker 1: And here's the thing, though, to be fair, and this
- 29:20Speaker 1: is where I come in, again, as someone who goes
- 29:23Speaker 1: to therapy and is emotionally kind of not in tune
- 29:27Speaker 1: with myself, but I think that's the best way of
- 29:28Speaker 1: putting it, just sounds kind of, I don't know, deep,
- 29:31Speaker 1: I think is a word that gets used in a
- 29:33Speaker 1: negative way. And I think this movie is about Anne
- 29:36Speaker 1: Hathaway's character having that emotional change. Because you and McGregor's point,
- 29:40Speaker 1: he's like, you were going to leave us, me and
- 29:42Speaker 1: the kids, which is really awful. And, you know, she talks,
- 29:46Speaker 1: we hear early on the story because she's a writer
- 29:48Speaker 1: that she's going to, she has this yellow suitcase always
- 29:52Speaker 1: ready and waiting. And then I kept.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Waiting for that yellow suitcase to show up in the movie.
- 29:56Speaker 1: And it shows up in the flooding scene where she
- 29:58Speaker 1: like sees it when the, and it's like, okay, so
- 30:01Speaker 1: metaphorically your, your, you know, your kind of like magic carpet,
- 30:05Speaker 1: your golden parachute, again, yellow is, is gone now. And
- 30:09Speaker 1: you have like no choice other than to accept the
- 30:12Speaker 1: fact that Ewan McGregor was right. And that you are
- 30:15Speaker 1: just trying to shirk responsibilities and be present the way, again, yes,
- 30:20Speaker 1: he's a goofball, but he's, it's not like he's not working, right?
- 30:23Speaker 1: He is going and doing the thing with the pizza,
- 30:26Speaker 1: which is better than nothing. He's drinking, though, which is, again,
- 30:29Speaker 1: that's the kind of Spielbergian thing where he's a flawed
- 30:31Speaker 1: character who has to learn the error of his own ways.
- 30:35Speaker 3: At least it's not Jack Torrance, I guess.
- 30:38Speaker 1: He's secondary to Anne Hathaway's character, like actually... accepting responsibility
- 30:43Speaker 1: and like owning up to stuff and it sounds like
- 30:46Speaker 1: like being an adult and being present and i think
- 30:50Speaker 1: that if you look at it that way ewan mcgregor's
- 30:52Speaker 1: character not ultimately having an arc doesn't matter that much
- 30:55Speaker 1: because anne hathaway is the main character but it is
- 30:56Speaker 1: kind of goofy because you're like oh well he's now
- 30:58Speaker 1: he's gonna have to be filled in it's like That
- 31:00Speaker 1: thing with Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, but that's
- 31:03Speaker 1: like the point of the movie is it's like, you're
- 31:05Speaker 1: going to have to watch this VHS every day. That's
- 31:08Speaker 1: funny because that's the conceit of the movie having to
- 31:10Speaker 1: be played out here. It's like, OK, I guess I
- 31:13Speaker 1: believe you. There are dinosaurs. I guess that's the redeeming thing.
- 31:16Speaker 1: It's like they're not full of it. There are the dinosaurs.
- 31:19Speaker 2: Right.
- 31:19Speaker 3: And at least there's photo evidence of him with that
- 31:22Speaker 3: sledgehammer and which I love that he uses a sledgehammer
- 31:26Speaker 3: in this movie.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Right.
- 31:27Speaker 3: It felt like they were, I don't know, like everybody
- 31:29Speaker 3: had like their own weapons. They're like a D &
- 31:31Speaker 3: D party or something, except for the girl. The girl
- 31:34Speaker 3: didn't have anything. But Boone McGregor's always got a bat
- 31:37Speaker 3: or a sledgehammer. The kids got the bow and arrow,
- 31:43Speaker 3: the most useless bow and arrow in the world. And
- 31:45Speaker 3: then Anne Hathaway's.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Got the mom from the Titan Boa with it.
- 31:49Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. And I love her just stabbing that
- 31:53Speaker 3: Boa so much. That was really good. She gets some
- 31:56Speaker 3: really good hits in this movie, which I appreciate, and
- 32:00Speaker 3: uses the shotgun that the old lady has from across
- 32:04Speaker 3: the street. I like that they bring back the librarian
- 32:06Speaker 3: at the end, though, man, oh man, that librarian's husband
- 32:09Speaker 3: must be making bank, because I don't think she's making
- 32:11Speaker 3: that much in the library to own that house.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Absolutely. crazy like Elvira or like Rocky Horror Picture Show
- 32:17Speaker 1: house absolutely yes it's like what the hell yes um
- 32:22Speaker 1: I was gonna say you know because we have these
- 32:23Speaker 1: like really wide shots and you mentioned it like under
- 32:26Speaker 1: the dome which that was a television adaptation at one
- 32:29Speaker 1: point on like Amazon wasn't it I.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Think yeah it was a series for a bit yeah okay.
- 32:34Speaker 1: A lesser one, I guess. You want to talk about
- 32:37Speaker 1: something where it's like, okay, what's an IP? You could
- 32:40Speaker 1: do so much with this IP now. Their story is over.
- 32:44Speaker 1: But what if people jumped out of the thing? What
- 32:46Speaker 1: about the people that didn't get away? You just tell
- 32:48Speaker 1: the story of all the people that are running around
- 32:50Speaker 1: in the jungle with the dinosaur. Right. I have no idea.
- 32:54Speaker 1: So much of this is not explained in the best
- 32:57Speaker 1: way that you could just, if you really wanted to,
- 32:59Speaker 1: and if this is financially successful, you could do more
- 33:02Speaker 1: of these movies without any of these people. And there
- 33:04Speaker 1: you go. There's an IP that has dinosaurs that isn't
- 33:07Speaker 1: just Jurassic Park. Because, man, that's the thing I really
- 33:11Speaker 1: wanted to talk about for a second with this movie.
- 33:13Speaker 1: How bad dinosaur movies kind of have been since Jurassic Park.
- 33:18Speaker 1: And this is, again, I think this is an interesting...
- 33:21Speaker 1: side tangent for 30 to 40 seconds. The Jurassic Park
- 33:25Speaker 1: gets bad after you tell me, I'll tell you where
- 33:28Speaker 1: you come in at this. I have a different answer
- 33:30Speaker 1: than you do. And then does it come back at any?
- 33:34Speaker 3: OK, I get. Yeah, OK. It gets bad after the
- 33:37Speaker 3: first one. I despise the second movie. I really like
- 33:41Speaker 3: the third movie. And that's about it. We have watched
- 33:47Speaker 3: the last Jurassic World, not Dominion, Rebirth. We've watched that
- 33:54Speaker 3: several times.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Because that's not the last one anymore. The last one
- 33:57Speaker 1: that I thought was the last one isn't the last
- 34:00Speaker 1: one anymore. It's the xenomorph one now.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Which, with Colin Trevorrow... another Spielberg acolyte behind the camera.
- 34:09Speaker 3: that movie is just filled with Spielberg references.
- 34:12Speaker 1: So it's... To the point where they put the, what,
- 34:15Speaker 1: the river ride from the original movie that they didn't
- 34:19Speaker 1: put in the original movie that made it into the
- 34:23Speaker 1: most recent movie, which then answers why they didn't do
- 34:26Speaker 1: it in the original movie because it's really bad and not,
- 34:29Speaker 1: I wouldn't say dumb, but it's just logically such a
- 34:33Speaker 1: leap that a T-Rex can just eat you through a raft.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Right, right. like it's, it's, we're not eat you through
- 34:40Speaker 3: a raft. Yeah.
- 34:42Speaker 1: It's very goof. Yeah.
- 34:43Speaker 3: But there, I mean the, some of the stuff with
- 34:45Speaker 3: the boat at the beginning, I was just like, okay,
- 34:47Speaker 3: this is the Orca from jaws. And then they're just
- 34:51Speaker 3: using that, that Williams cue of the Jurassic park music,
- 34:54Speaker 3: like crazy. There's, I mean, there's a shot at the
- 34:59Speaker 3: end where somebody has got a flare and they're moving
- 35:01Speaker 3: the flare. And I'm just like, okay, yeah, this is,
- 35:03Speaker 3: It's like an homage to Spielberg movies, but mostly an
- 35:06Speaker 3: homage to the first Jurassic Park movie. It's really weird
- 35:09Speaker 3: how it's kind of like a remix of itself, but yeah. So,
- 35:13Speaker 3: so anyway, like that's where I land when it comes
- 35:15Speaker 3: to dinosaurs. Like I'm okay with this latest rebirth movie,
- 35:20Speaker 3: but all of the Jurassic worlds with Chris Pratt, not
- 35:24Speaker 3: a big fan of all the, the, the, the stuff
- 35:28Speaker 3: that went on in the second one, especially, I mean,
- 35:31Speaker 3: I was okay with the movie until the end of
- 35:33Speaker 3: the movie when Spielberg was just like, oh, I'm going
- 35:35Speaker 3: to do Godzilla now. That was awful to me. I
- 35:38Speaker 3: just cannot stand that.
- 35:40Speaker 1: So yours is like a sine wave. It's like up,
- 35:43Speaker 1: then down, then up again, then down, and just down.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Just down.
- 35:47Speaker 3: Very, very down. There's a little dead cat bounce at
- 35:50Speaker 3: the end, which is appropriate for this movie because they
- 35:53Speaker 3: kill so many cats in it.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Yeah, my girlfriend and I were joking. I was like,
- 35:56Speaker 1: because she's one of those people that, and I get it,
- 35:59Speaker 1: really sensitive to that in movies, which I feel for
- 36:03Speaker 1: because I've been able to divorce myself from it. long
- 36:06Speaker 1: ago because just you see so many movies but like
- 36:09Speaker 1: they do that thing in this movie so well it's
- 36:11Speaker 1: like cat moves in one shot next shot okay cat
- 36:15Speaker 1: must be dead.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Right and you even get those little copies or whatever
- 36:20Speaker 3: like I think they're eating the other cat that you
- 36:22Speaker 3: see because there's the the cat that's also in the
- 36:25Speaker 3: house that they go into and the cat leaves with
- 36:28Speaker 3: them and then later on you see those little dinosaurs
- 36:31Speaker 3: I think they're the same ones that ate John.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Hammond Oh, John Hammond in the book. Right. Right.
- 36:38Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I forgot that he lived in the movie.
- 36:41Speaker 3: I almost said in real life.
- 36:42Speaker 1: I was going to say Peter Stormare was the one
- 36:45Speaker 1: that they ate in the movie. I think.
- 36:47Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, no, you're, you're absolutely right. That was from,
- 36:50Speaker 3: Kind of my problem, too, is just being being a
- 36:52Speaker 3: fan of the book first and having like Ian Malcolm
- 36:56Speaker 3: live and then how like Creighton had to rewrite his
- 37:00Speaker 3: own stuff and be like, oh, no, no, he's not
- 37:02Speaker 3: actually dead.
- 37:02Speaker 1: They answered it in the first like couple lines of
- 37:05Speaker 1: the second book. They're like, hey, they thought I was
- 37:07Speaker 1: dead and I looked dead, but I wasn't dead like Yeah. Yeah.
- 37:11Speaker 3: So funny.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:13Speaker 3: But yeah, I still in my mind, it's still John
- 37:16Speaker 3: Hammond dies. So it's a better movie for me.
- 37:19Speaker 1: I think for me, it goes Jurassic Park one up,
- 37:24Speaker 1: Lost World up. I think for me, it probably starts
- 37:27Speaker 1: getting bad because I've gone back and watched those Jurassic
- 37:29Speaker 1: World movies. Man, they are fantastic. And it's not just
- 37:34Speaker 1: because Chris Pratt, I would say the public discourse around
- 37:37Speaker 1: Chris Pratt has soured. It's probably a nice way of
- 37:39Speaker 1: putting it. Does he even act anymore in movies that matter?
- 37:43Speaker 1: Or does he just make things that look like either
- 37:45Speaker 1: they're made by Ben Shapiro or Amazon Prime or both?
- 37:49Speaker 1: It's just weird. Because wasn't he in that AI movie
- 37:51Speaker 1: where it's like, you're in an AI simulator? I'm just
- 37:55Speaker 1: not interested.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Mercy, I think it was called. And then, of course,
- 37:58Speaker 3: don't forget all the wonderful voice work of Italian... actor
- 38:02Speaker 3: chris pratt it's a me mario i.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Am here let's a go it's a let's a go
- 38:09Speaker 1: chris yeah let's say go indeed um i think i
- 38:12Speaker 1: i think that those jurassic world movies were good at
- 38:14Speaker 1: the time because people wanted a good dinosaur movie to
- 38:17Speaker 1: come out because nothing good had come out since jurassic
- 38:20Speaker 1: park let's call it for most people probably two maybe
- 38:23Speaker 1: three but for a lot of people it's just one
- 38:25Speaker 1: and definitely you know for i think financially one is
- 38:29Speaker 1: like the cornerstone of oh yeah But Jurassic World, I
- 38:33Speaker 1: think retroactively, if you go back and watch them, are
- 38:36Speaker 1: not movies that hold up very well, especially Jurassic World,
- 38:38Speaker 1: which just feels like a kind of lazy Jurassic Park pastiche,
- 38:42Speaker 1: if we want to use that word that's being leveled
- 38:44Speaker 1: against this movie. I think that Jurassic World 2, the
- 38:48Speaker 1: one that has cloning, which is just so bizarre to me,
- 38:51Speaker 1: and then Jesus, the last one that's just like three
- 38:55Speaker 1: hours long, I think, and it's about Grasshoppers? Again, dinosaurs
- 39:00Speaker 1: are out in the world, and it's about grasshoppers and
- 39:03Speaker 1: Henry Woo. All right.
- 39:05Speaker 3: What really gets me is that Andrea had to explain
- 39:07Speaker 3: to me that the Campbell Scott character is the guy
- 39:11Speaker 3: that Nedry's talking to.
- 39:13Speaker 1: We got Dodson here. Dodson, yes.
- 39:14Speaker 3: I'm just like, what?
- 39:15Speaker 1: Who's in the second book, too? I mean, he goes
- 39:18Speaker 1: to the island in the second book and dies in
- 39:20Speaker 1: the book. Right. Yeah, it's, you know, rebirth, I think
- 39:23Speaker 1: for me, like you said, dead cat bounce. I think
- 39:25Speaker 1: for me, rebirth is that kind of like, okay, it's weird.
- 39:29Speaker 1: And there's a lot of weirdness. stuff. There's like xenomorph
- 39:31Speaker 1: T-Rex thing. And Scarlett Johansson is weird. somehow uncharming, which
- 39:37Speaker 1: is weird because she's really charming and practically everything. And
- 39:40Speaker 1: she's just playing. She saw aliens and was like, that's
- 39:44Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Like, I'm going to do that. And
- 39:46Speaker 1: it's like, OK, like it's I don't know. It's not
- 39:48Speaker 1: that easy, I guess, in my mind, because that that
- 39:51Speaker 1: kind of stoic female presence doesn't always work. And that's
- 39:55Speaker 1: not Scarlett Johansson's strong suit. Like she's very charismatic. She's
- 39:59Speaker 1: a lot like Ewan McGregor. Like she's a really charismatic actress.
- 40:02Speaker 1: So just like Anne Hathaway, like, you know, you put
- 40:04Speaker 1: her in most things and she's okay. Anne Hathaway was
- 40:07Speaker 1: one of the better parts of that Batman. I think
- 40:09Speaker 1: the reason I ask is because since the original Jurassic Park,
- 40:13Speaker 1: there hasn't been a good dinosaur movie. I think that
- 40:15Speaker 1: this might actually be the first one since Jurassic Park.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Well, don't forget about 65, Chris. Come on. Adam Driver
- 40:22Speaker 3: would be very upset if you forgot that that movie existed.
- 40:26Speaker 1: No, 65. I was also saying After Earth as well.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Oh, After Earth.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Yes, yes. The Scientology film. I remember 65. The Adam
- 40:34Speaker 1: Driver dinosaur movie? Yes. Yeah. Okay.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 1: That was a thing that happened. It did.
- 40:39Speaker 3: That was a thing. It did happen. And then, of course,
- 40:42Speaker 3: you've got all the Asylum films. But I would say
- 40:44Speaker 3: that Something that we were talking about a little bit
- 40:46Speaker 3: before we started recording. I think the closest you're getting is,
- 40:49Speaker 3: to go back to Mr. Spielberg, Godzilla. Like, that's the
- 40:53Speaker 3: dinosaur now that we are judging a lot against. And
- 40:56Speaker 3: the whole thing of how much.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Are you saying Peter Jackson's King Kong?
- 40:59Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. I mean, but I forget that
- 41:03Speaker 3: there are even dinosaurs in there.
- 41:04Speaker 1: I remember when he breaks that dinosaur's mouth open.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Yeah, which was... Well, it's very similar to the original
- 41:11Speaker 3: thing in the 33 movie with the snake.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Yeah, which was my favorite part of the 76 movie
- 41:19Speaker 3: of King Kong. So I really enjoyed that movie when
- 41:23Speaker 3: I was a kid.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're to your point. Godzilla has kind
- 41:26Speaker 1: of taken up the mantle of the dinosaur movie. I mean,
- 41:29Speaker 1: and again, I know that it is going to get
- 41:32Speaker 1: to get some eye rolls, but I have a zero
- 41:35Speaker 1: chill when it comes to voicing my opinion. I unabashedly
- 41:38Speaker 1: love the 1999 Godzilla. I don't see the problem with
- 41:41Speaker 1: that movie, especially in the face of super serious Godzilla,
- 41:44Speaker 1: where we can't have fun with things anymore because Godzilla
- 41:47Speaker 1: is the transgressions of the we know that he was
- 41:50Speaker 1: the transgressions of the Americans against Japan. That was the
- 41:52Speaker 1: original Godzilla movie.
- 41:54Speaker 3: It came out the same year as one of your
- 41:58Speaker 3: other favorite films, The Avengers, with.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
- 42:02Speaker 3: With great finds, yes.
- 42:03Speaker 1: That's right. I look at that Godzilla movie, and it's
- 42:08Speaker 1: like a Jurassic Park ripoff in a lot of ways.
- 42:10Speaker 1: It's trying to do Jurassic Park stuff, and that Godzilla,
- 42:14Speaker 1: in quotations, I'll give it that, is more T-Rex than
- 42:17Speaker 1: anything else, and then you have the baby raptors running
- 42:20Speaker 1: around in Madison Square Garden. I would say that that movie...
- 42:23Speaker 1: In a lot of ways, again, like, yes, is it
- 42:25Speaker 1: a Godzilla movie? Sure. But is it a Jurassic Park thing? Yes. Again,
- 42:30Speaker 1: dinosaurs just haven't really been done well since Jurassic Park,
- 42:33Speaker 1: even when people try to like force something else into
- 42:35Speaker 1: a dinosaur mold with that Godzilla movie or trying to
- 42:38Speaker 1: do movies in the Jurassic Park universe. It took forever
- 42:41Speaker 1: to get a fourth Jurassic Park movie.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what this also brings up is
- 42:46Speaker 3: another movie that not a lot of people talk about,
- 42:48Speaker 3: which was Big at the time, and also at J.J.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Abrams' property, which was Cloverfield. Which I feel is like
- 42:55Speaker 3: the Godzilla film for the United States. Because of it
- 43:00Speaker 3: coming about from the tragedy of 9-11. I mean, the
- 43:03Speaker 3: image of the Statue of Liberty's head rolling down the avenue.
- 43:08Speaker 3: And just the people walking across the bridge and everything.
- 43:11Speaker 3: It was so... 9-11 for me. So the way that
- 43:15Speaker 3: Godzilla was an answer to the atomic bomb as Cloverfield
- 43:18Speaker 3: was for 9-11. And it's a shame what's happened after
- 43:22Speaker 3: 10 Cloverfield Lane. You could almost call this a Cloverfield
- 43:26Speaker 3: movie if you wanted to, because why not?
- 43:29Speaker 1: You know, it's just be dinosaurs. That's why it didn't
- 43:32Speaker 1: have to have literally just been weird. Cree creosoid monsters
- 43:36Speaker 1: of undetermined origin race and like species. And again, like,
- 43:40Speaker 1: Like you said with the trailer, until it was dinosaurs,
- 43:43Speaker 1: it could have been anything. Absolutely. Was I excited it
- 43:46Speaker 1: was dinosaurs? Yes, because like I've already kind of gone
- 43:49Speaker 1: on this tangent, I don't think good dinosaur movies are
- 43:52Speaker 1: a thing that exist in our kind of... In a
- 43:55Speaker 1: lot of ways, it reminds me of what now would
- 43:58Speaker 1: be considered like pirate movies. Because remember, pirate movies were
- 44:01Speaker 1: really hot for a while. And I'm not talking about
- 44:04Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm talking about Pirate movies of
- 44:06Speaker 1: like the 30s and 40s and 50s and 60s where
- 44:09Speaker 1: they're like big epic films. They made a lot of
- 44:11Speaker 1: money and then they've been attempted to be made since
- 44:14Speaker 1: in the same way and they fail. Cutthroat Island is
- 44:17Speaker 1: one of them. And, you know, Hook, even a Spielberg
- 44:20Speaker 1: thing to speak about that. But dinosaur movies are very
- 44:24Speaker 1: similar where it's like a bunch of people have tried
- 44:26Speaker 1: and I don't think anybody's ever hit that same note
- 44:29Speaker 1: the way the people who were making them at the
- 44:31Speaker 1: time or did in this, you know, Spielberg's case, make
- 44:34Speaker 1: the one movie. It's the one movie that people have
- 44:36Speaker 1: been trying to ape forever. And it's one movie. But
- 44:39Speaker 1: it was so immensely successful and such a cornerstone in
- 44:44Speaker 1: so many ways. Not to just speak to the fact
- 44:45Speaker 1: Sam Neill just passed away, which I think that's like
- 44:47Speaker 1: the only thing most people know him from. It was
- 44:52Speaker 1: such a big deal. I don't know. We have this
- 44:55Speaker 1: movie because of Jurassic Park.
- 44:56Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. And yeah, we have these good special effects
- 45:00Speaker 3: because of Jurassic Park as well.
- 45:01Speaker 2: Right.
- 45:02Speaker 3: I just wanted to remind you of a really awful
- 45:06Speaker 3: movie that I saw last year, which is Primitive War.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Did you see that one? Oh, my God. It was
- 45:16Speaker 3: so bad. And it felt you were talking about how
- 45:19Speaker 3: long that that one movie felt. This felt so long.
- 45:24Speaker 3: And I just couldn't get over how how. dragged out
- 45:27Speaker 3: it felt i want to say it might have been
- 45:29Speaker 3: one of tom sizemore's last films um so that's the
- 45:34Speaker 3: the quality uh that you're dealing with here let me
- 45:37Speaker 3: see i'm looking at.
- 45:38Speaker 1: The cast right now oh asylum films that have dinosaurs and.
- 45:41Speaker 3: Jeremy piven is one of the leads in here oh
- 45:44Speaker 3: my i don't see i don't see tom sizemore i
- 45:47Speaker 3: thought for sure that he was but yeah this was
- 45:49Speaker 3: a really bad let's see Vietnam, 1968. So this is
- 45:53Speaker 3: Skull Island. A recon unit known as Vulture Squad is
- 45:57Speaker 3: sent to an isolated jungle valley to uncover the fate
- 45:59Speaker 3: of a missing Green Beret platoon. They soon discover they
- 46:04Speaker 3: are not alone. It felt like this movie was made
- 46:07Speaker 3: in Russia. I kept waiting for a Slots Now commercial
- 46:12Speaker 3: to come up in the middle of it because it
- 46:14Speaker 3: just looks so fucking bad.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Well, I made a kind of a I would say
- 46:19Speaker 1: a cranky comment on on my Facebook, on my social
- 46:23Speaker 1: media earlier in the week because I finally watched Evil Deadburn.
- 46:26Speaker 1: And I said, like, I think the thing the nicest
- 46:28Speaker 1: thing I can say about this movie is that it
- 46:29Speaker 1: was filmed indoors. So I don't have to be reminded
- 46:32Speaker 1: about the fact that it's being filmed in Romania. Because
- 46:35Speaker 1: anytime they go outdoors, I'm convinced that there's going to
- 46:38Speaker 1: be a woman selling like unleavened bread in a cart
- 46:41Speaker 1: on the side of the road.
- 46:42Speaker 3: I have a case full of leaks.
- 46:45Speaker 1: It's just, and it was so funny because like, oh,
- 46:47Speaker 1: the whole movie takes place inside of a house. Yeah,
- 46:49Speaker 1: because if they filmed outdoors, you'd be able to tell
- 46:51Speaker 1: they're filming in a farm in Bulgaria somewhere. Up the
- 46:56Speaker 1: road is where Mr. Seagal came to film his great
- 46:59Speaker 1: movie film and he sat in a chair for four hours. Yeah,
- 47:03Speaker 1: that's what he did in the movie, too. We were
- 47:07Speaker 1: joking early on that this movie doesn't look like it
- 47:09Speaker 1: takes place in Michigan, but at least it doesn't feel
- 47:11Speaker 1: like it takes place on a soundstage.
- 47:13Speaker 3: True, yeah.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Which, in this day and age, so much of everything
- 47:18Speaker 1: feels like it takes place on a soundstage. Oh, yeah.
- 47:20Speaker 3: No, the indoor-outdoor that they're doing, I don't know if
- 47:23Speaker 3: these were sets. I imagine they have to be, but
- 47:27Speaker 3: it looks so good and so seamless when they go
- 47:29Speaker 3: indoors and outdoors.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 47:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, It used to be
- 47:35Speaker 3: such a tell when it was like, oh, those don't
- 47:37Speaker 3: look like natural lights outside, but they have mastered that
- 47:40Speaker 3: over the years, and especially in the later part of
- 47:43Speaker 3: the film when they've got the boards and everything, so
- 47:47Speaker 3: the natural light outside is muted. So I think some
- 47:51Speaker 3: of that stuff, even despite the overuse of the diopter
- 47:54Speaker 3: in that scene, I feel like he really has a
- 47:58Speaker 3: good sense of when to bring the action indoors and
- 48:01Speaker 3: when to put it outdoors. And even though this is
- 48:05Speaker 3: a society that has collapsed so quickly because of fucking dinosaurs,
- 48:11Speaker 3: like you would, that still when they go inside of
- 48:15Speaker 3: a house that isn't theirs... there's a danger to it.
- 48:18Speaker 3: Like when she goes into the house of her neighbor,
- 48:21Speaker 3: the woman that was married to the writer, I'm just like,
- 48:25Speaker 3: Oh shit. Like for Anne Hathaway could get killed right
- 48:28Speaker 3: now because not from a dinosaur, but from a person
- 48:32Speaker 3: who's paranoid, you know.
- 48:33Speaker 1: It's all, I'm just like the strangers style. Yes.
- 48:36Speaker 3: It's all stand your ground errors all around here. Like,
- 48:39Speaker 3: I mean, I was afraid that the librarian was going
- 48:41Speaker 3: to accidentally shoot one of them, but instead, she does
- 48:45Speaker 3: that great headshot to the to the finish before she
- 48:47Speaker 3: gets fucking eight oh my.
- 48:49Speaker 1: God i was gonna say like we we've been conditioned
- 48:51Speaker 1: mike by night of the living dead too much to
- 48:53Speaker 1: expect movies to just be mean to the main characters
- 48:56Speaker 1: you know.
- 48:56Speaker 3: Well what happens to ewan mcgregor is very mean but
- 49:01Speaker 3: it's spielbergian me it is it is oh yeah when
- 49:05Speaker 3: i saw their neighbor getting picked up by the Uh,
- 49:08Speaker 3: pterodactyls and stuff. I was just like, oh, that totally
- 49:11Speaker 3: reminds me of, well, it actually reminded me of, uh,
- 49:13Speaker 3: I think skull island where you see a guy picked
- 49:16Speaker 3: up and he gets pulled apart you see the arms
- 49:18Speaker 3: go and stuff but it reminded me also of the
- 49:21Speaker 3: uh the people at the jurassic world park especially that
- 49:24Speaker 3: fucking that poor lady.
- 49:25Speaker 1: That gets hyped up that poor assistant a mean good
- 49:33Speaker 1: god swallowed whole by the damn pick yeah it's awful
- 49:37Speaker 1: it's just so mean But again, I think that I
- 49:40Speaker 1: would go back to the intention of the filmmakers that
- 49:43Speaker 1: why that scene feels mean in a movie. It shouldn't
- 49:46Speaker 1: is because they didn't understand what they were doing with
- 49:48Speaker 1: Jurassic Park. Like that's not a Jurassic Park thing. That's
- 49:51Speaker 1: a movie like this thing. And that's why I appreciated
- 49:53Speaker 1: this movie. This movie has a little bit of an
- 49:55Speaker 1: edge to it that look, the original Jurassic Park is
- 49:58Speaker 1: more of a family movie than this is like one
- 50:01Speaker 1: person dies in the original Jurassic Park that you see.
- 50:04Speaker 1: And then like, OK, you have a clever girl. He
- 50:08Speaker 1: gets eaten in a bush. Sam Jackson dies off screen.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Nedry dies in a car. It's all very, again, Spielbergian.
- 50:16Speaker 1: It's suggested. It's we we fill in the gaps, just
- 50:19Speaker 1: like with Bruce the Shark all those years earlier in Jaws.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Like he we don't see the shark for that much
- 50:24Speaker 1: in Jaws, not because we don't want to, but because
- 50:27Speaker 1: it looked like shit. And it didn't work very well,
- 50:30Speaker 1: but it works well enough to make it be a
- 50:32Speaker 1: movie that is still a perfect movie to this day. Like, genuinely.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Every time I watch it, I'm just like, this is
- 50:37Speaker 1: a perfect movie. Everything about this movie hums along in
- 50:40Speaker 1: a way because it's made by someone who just understands...
- 50:44Speaker 1: this kind of story and i would not say that
- 50:46Speaker 1: this is a perfect movie but i would say if
- 50:49Speaker 1: you asked me who directed this movie i would not
- 50:51Speaker 1: say the guy who directed it followed that's but absolutely
- 50:55Speaker 1: directed it follows the guy who direct and wrote it
- 50:58Speaker 1: follows because that's the other thing he wrote and directed
- 51:00Speaker 1: this movie which is impressive yeah i.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Was very curious who the writer was when i was
- 51:04Speaker 3: watching this i was also very curious who the composer
- 51:07Speaker 3: was because oh my It is so John Williams. Holy cow.
- 51:14Speaker 1: It's almost like it's modern day John Williams.
- 51:17Speaker 3: I mean, there are so many harps on the soundtrack,
- 51:20Speaker 3: which is amazing. And I'm just like, okay, so Michael Giacoccio?
- 51:27Speaker 1: Michael Giacino is the guy who did it. Cloverfield and
- 51:31Speaker 1: the Incredibles and there you go. Yeah. Oh, I thought, Oh,
- 51:34Speaker 1: Michael Giacchino did a star Wars. Like he's, he has been.
- 51:38Speaker 3: He's been heir to the throne, huh?
- 51:40Speaker 1: Yeah. He is really in a lot of ways, like
- 51:43Speaker 1: the modern way. If someone was like, who would you
- 51:45Speaker 1: say is the modern day John Williams? I think in
- 51:47Speaker 1: terms of the things he's worked on, it's Michael Giacchino,
- 51:50Speaker 1: you know, he worked on, he's worked on the MCU.
- 51:53Speaker 1: He's worked with Reeves and Brad Bird and JJ Abrams
- 51:56Speaker 1: and just a lot of people, people that are, you know,
- 51:59Speaker 1: I would say pretenders to the throne, but all of
- 52:01Speaker 1: a ilk. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Well, that makes sense.
- 52:04Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 52:05Speaker 3: And I was very impressed that David Robert Mitchell wrote this.
- 52:09Speaker 3: I do kind of want to go back and try
- 52:11Speaker 3: to find the myth of the American sleepover from 2010,
- 52:14Speaker 3: which was his freshman film, because it's also set in Michigan.
- 52:18Speaker 3: And this one that's actually shot in Michigan back when
- 52:20Speaker 3: he was living here. So it's like, okay, cool. It's funny.
- 52:23Speaker 3: Cause when he, He's very place-centric. In the description of
- 52:30Speaker 3: the myth of the American sleepover, it talks about four
- 52:33Speaker 3: teens from Detroit or from Michigan. It follows very, very Michigan.
- 52:37Speaker 3: Under the Silver Lake, though, just so Silver Lake area
- 52:42Speaker 3: and just so specific to that. I'll be talking about...
- 52:48Speaker 3: inherent vice later on this year and just like that
- 52:51Speaker 3: and under the Silver Lake to me kind of drink
- 52:53Speaker 3: from the same drink from the same milkshake to put
- 52:57Speaker 3: it one way And that milkshake is this is an L.A.
- 53:01Speaker 3: story and you cannot do this anyplace else. Also, the
- 53:04Speaker 3: kind of like the Big Lebowski, the whole L.A.ness of that.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Thank you. I was going to say, man, under the
- 53:09Speaker 1: Silver Lake for me, if someone was like, what is
- 53:11Speaker 1: a spiritual successor to the Big Lebowski? I would genuinely
- 53:14Speaker 1: be like under the Silver Lake. It has that same
- 53:17Speaker 1: feel of like there is something else. And again, in
- 53:20Speaker 1: the Big Lebowski, they they it's not the case. They're
- 53:23Speaker 1: talking about it possibly being the case, but it's not
- 53:25Speaker 1: the case. And under the Silver Lake, it's like Big Lebowski.
- 53:28Speaker 1: If it turned out that the Lebowski had, in fact,
- 53:32Speaker 1: captured and taken his own wife hostage, which is what
- 53:35Speaker 1: they're talking about at that one point in the car,
- 53:37Speaker 1: where he's like, no, dude, he took his own wife. Whatever.
- 53:41Speaker 1: If that turned out to be true, the paranoids with proof,
- 53:44Speaker 1: that's under the Silver Lake. I don't even want to
- 53:45Speaker 1: say any more about it because there's so many things
- 53:47Speaker 1: in that movie that, similarly to this movie, benefit from
- 53:50Speaker 1: you not knowing about it going into. Right. You know,
- 53:53Speaker 1: Ewan McGregor dies, but then comes back to life at
- 53:55Speaker 1: the end of this movie like that moment doesn't work
- 53:57Speaker 1: as well. Absolutely. You you are invested in the character
- 54:02Speaker 1: in this movie so much because, again, it is a.
- 54:04Speaker 1: subversion of the expectation. We do expect, oh, he's the
- 54:07Speaker 1: drinking dad. So he's going to be the one that's
- 54:08Speaker 1: the problem. But then halfway through the movie, nope, it
- 54:11Speaker 1: turns out it's actually Anne Hathaway. That's the one that
- 54:13Speaker 1: is like the issue as it were. And that like
- 54:17Speaker 1: little like turn of the screw of a usual thing
- 54:21Speaker 1: that we see in these kinds of movies. but not
- 54:23Speaker 1: being the case. I don't know. Again, like it's just
- 54:26Speaker 1: that little, it's a step to the right that I
- 54:28Speaker 1: think makes us more than just a pastiche of Spielberg.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Like if you were just doing super eight, that's a
- 54:35Speaker 1: pastiche of Spielberg and not a successful one at that.
- 54:37Speaker 3: We have to talk about another Spielberg adjacent film, something
- 54:41Speaker 3: he produced back to the future. You've got at the
- 54:44Speaker 3: end of this movie, the characters coming back to the
- 54:47Speaker 3: future and, The rainstorm. I thought for sure Joe Flaherty
- 54:51Speaker 3: was going to pull up on his motorbike and have
- 54:53Speaker 3: a telegram for them. But no, they're in the rain.
- 54:57Speaker 3: And I just love this so much. this convenient bus
- 55:01Speaker 3: stop with the big clock on it. And it might
- 55:04Speaker 3: as well have been like the twin pines bus stop
- 55:07Speaker 3: bus line or something, you know?
- 55:08Speaker 1: And I wanted that. The little, the little, the sting.
- 55:12Speaker 1: I wanted the sting in this movie from back to
- 55:14Speaker 1: the future. So bad. Or their version of like, no, no, no, no.
- 55:17Speaker 1: Like the little, yeah. Yeah. Just give it to me.
- 55:20Speaker 3: Oh, so good. Dinosaurs become assholes.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Yes.
- 55:24Speaker 3: Ordering the pizza, getting the pizza, such a great family moment.
- 55:28Speaker 3: And then when she becomes a fucking writer, I'm like,
- 55:30Speaker 3: that's fucking George McFly right there. Who's becoming the writer
- 55:34Speaker 3: or Stephen.
- 55:35Speaker 1: King or the main characters. And so, I mean, even
- 55:38Speaker 1: the mist isn't the, isn't Tom Jane in the mist,
- 55:40Speaker 1: an artist, which again, like in the create, well, Oh,
- 55:43Speaker 1: he is an artist because remember at the beginning of
- 55:45Speaker 1: the mist, he's doing it. Yeah.
- 55:47Speaker 3: It's not Frank. What's that guy's name? That does all
- 55:51Speaker 3: those beautiful posters.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know that you're talking about the guy
- 55:54Speaker 1: who does the artwork for the dark tower, right?
- 55:55Speaker 3: Well, he, uh, I thought that he was supposed to
- 55:58Speaker 3: be the guy who does like the. Struzan?
- 56:01Speaker 1: Struzan, Drew Struzan. No, he's literally working on like the
- 56:04Speaker 1: artwork of the dark tower. Like the, the, I'll forget. Yeah.
- 56:07Speaker 1: The character that Idris Elba plays in that really good movie. Uh,
- 56:10Speaker 1: I'd like to point out Super 8 is written and
- 56:13Speaker 1: directed by J.J. Abrams. Right. Which is the thing that, again,
- 56:15Speaker 1: like just to use it as the closest comparative, because
- 56:17Speaker 1: I don't really know what else you would compare this
- 56:20Speaker 1: movie to in terms of tone. If you were like,
- 56:22Speaker 1: I don't want to compare it to Spielberg direct. What
- 56:25Speaker 1: is it like? It's kind of like Super 8. It's
- 56:27Speaker 1: kind of like in a quiet place. That Krasinski, Emily
- 56:31Speaker 1: Blunt movie to go to the closer day connection of
- 56:34Speaker 1: it all. That's kind of a Spielberg thing, maybe a
- 56:36Speaker 1: little bit more horror than Spielberg. But they're kind of
- 56:39Speaker 1: doing that same thing. This has that Spielberg tone so
- 56:42Speaker 1: much more than Disclosure, which for me is the crazy
- 56:45Speaker 1: part because that's a Spielberg movie.
- 56:46Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
- 56:47Speaker 1: That's his bread and butter. He's working with David Koepp
- 56:49Speaker 1: of all people. You know, just go back to the
- 56:51Speaker 1: Jurassic Park.
- 56:51Speaker 3: And John Williams. Yeah, go back to the.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Jurassic Park of it all. This movie hits that tone
- 56:56Speaker 1: so much more. And I think that, you know, the
- 56:59Speaker 1: more I watch this movie because I'm only getting to
- 57:01Speaker 1: see it once and then, you know, halfway through another
- 57:03Speaker 1: time just because the internet and For Rob Bett are such...
- 57:08Speaker 1: giving and kind hosts on the internet you can watch
- 57:11Speaker 1: it right now it's a cam version online like the
- 57:13Speaker 1: more I get a chance to watch this movie and
- 57:15Speaker 1: enjoy it I feel like I will kind of appreciate
- 57:18Speaker 1: the probably subtler things that I missed the first time
- 57:21Speaker 1: I saw it in terms of the Spielberg stuff or
- 57:23Speaker 1: the non-Spielberg stuff because again like This movie doesn't exist
- 57:27Speaker 1: in a vacuum. Not saying this movie couldn't exist in
- 57:29Speaker 1: a vacuum, but it's it's much better because it understands
- 57:32Speaker 1: that it doesn't have to pretend it exists in a vacuum.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Super 8 was from J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg. But yet. Right.
- 57:40Speaker 1: It's like it was it was not that it was embarrassed,
- 57:42Speaker 1: but it was trying to be Cloverfield while being a
- 57:45Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg thing, which I would think to your point,
- 57:47Speaker 1: even like Cloverfield is more of a Spielberg thing than
- 57:50Speaker 1: Super 8 is.
- 57:51Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I could see that.
- 57:52Speaker 1: Yeah, he's never done a found footage movie. But again,
- 57:55Speaker 1: that movie has those similar kind of notes. It ends
- 57:58Speaker 1: on too much of a downer to be a Spielberg movie.
- 58:00Speaker 1: That's the thing. Spielberg movies don't normally end on a
- 58:02Speaker 1: big downer.
- 58:03Speaker 3: Yes, you're very. Yeah, I'm trying to think of one
- 58:06Speaker 3: that does. And really, I'm not thinking of a whole lot.
- 58:10Speaker 3: I mean, even David gets to be a real boy
- 58:13Speaker 3: at the end of A.I.
- 58:14Speaker 1: They're not even the parents of the kids at the
- 58:16Speaker 1: end of Jurassic Park. But by the end of the movie,
- 58:18Speaker 1: you think that Dr. Grant and Ellie Sattler are going
- 58:20Speaker 1: to be those kids parents. Like that's, you know, again,
- 58:23Speaker 1: like it's it's so earned Spielberg just again, like it's
- 58:26Speaker 1: a romanticization of the family unit. And that like what
- 58:30Speaker 1: you know, it's like it's the it's the oh, the
- 58:33Speaker 1: film that the Scorsese film, the one where it's like
- 58:36Speaker 1: the one crazy night changes his life.
- 58:38Speaker 3: Oh, after hours.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Yeah. It's the same thing where it's like one crazy night,
- 58:42Speaker 1: one crazy thing will get my mom and dad back together.
- 58:45Speaker 1: And that's you know, I don't want to boil it
- 58:48Speaker 1: down to like this is a movie where the dinosaurs
- 58:50Speaker 1: are the divorce. But it is basically what it is like.
- 58:54Speaker 1: It is like in a lot of ways. E.T. is.
- 58:57Speaker 1: And again, the dad's not in the picture in E.T.
- 58:59Speaker 1: because he's dead or he left. Right. I don't. Do
- 59:01Speaker 1: they ever even say?
- 59:03Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I don't know if they do.
- 59:05Speaker 1: He is the dad in that movie. Right.
- 59:07Speaker 3: Like, and he's the force that brings them together. Yeah.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Right. And, and in this movie, the dinosaurs are the, the, the,
- 59:13Speaker 1: you know, dinosaurs serve as the divorce. So it's, it's,
- 59:16Speaker 1: you know, one crazy thing happening brings my family back together.
- 59:19Speaker 1: And yeah, everything like you said, with the back to
- 59:22Speaker 1: future of it all, of it all, they end up
- 59:24Speaker 1: all succeeding in the end. She gets into Cornell. She
- 59:27Speaker 1: becomes an author.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:28Speaker 1: The family, you know, Ewan McGregor is no longer an alcoholic.
- 59:31Speaker 1: The family is saved. Oh, look, there's the other family
- 59:33Speaker 1: coming in. Like all of that feels just so Spielberg
- 59:36Speaker 1: without having to beat you over the head with it.
- 59:38Speaker 1: And I think if we want to talk about like
- 59:40Speaker 1: the real modern day successors to Spielberg, I mentioned that
- 59:45Speaker 1: King Kong movie. I would say Peter Jackson and Guillermo
- 59:48Speaker 1: del Toro are probably the ones that I would put
- 59:51Speaker 1: up there as like the closest in terms of doing
- 59:53Speaker 1: their own thing in the same vein as Spielberg, but
- 59:56Speaker 1: being different enough that they have kind of have people
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: in their own downline now doing a Guillermo del Toro thing.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: And I think Guillermo del Toro is probably in my
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: mind more of Verhoeven, and Spielberg because he's a little
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: bit kind of darker. And I think for me, Peter
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Jackson is Spielberg and Raimi mixed together. It's kind of
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: that like The weirdness of Raimi mixed with the kind
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: of the charmingness of Spielberg. But this is like pretty
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: very much distilled Spielberg. Almost I would say like millennial
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Spielberg in a way. Like the parents feel real and
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: well thought out. The kids aren't like bickering and fighting
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: with each other. They're more well thought out than that.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Like there's that moment where, and we haven't mentioned it,
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: the two sloths are having sex up against the building.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Like a fucking strange thing that feels like it could
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: have been on the cutting room floor in another movie.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: But in this one, it just adds to the kind
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: of charming tone of the film because it feels like
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: someone who likes Spielberg and wants to do their own thing,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: not just ape him direct.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah. It's funny that you brought up Del Toro
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: because when it comes to the more family movies, those
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: to me are his best work. The stuff that he
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: did with Kronos with the little girl and the grandfather,
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: the stuff he did in Backbone. Devil's Backbone, which I
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: think still, to me, is my favorite of all of
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: his films. And like the most genuinely scary and just
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: so effective. And then, of course, Pan's Labyrinth with the
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: little girl and her mother and then this kind of
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: surrogate father who's like a literal terrorist, you know, like
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: this horrible fascist guy. Those are the movies that really
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: count for me. Like the rest of it, like, yeah, sure.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: I enjoy some Hellboy and this and that.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Hellboy is about the found family. Like, that's why, you know,
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: like it is like true. Yeah. Like I love Hellboy
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: because the found family.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: It's all about the father. Yeah. And like, yeah, no, you're,
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: you're absolutely right.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: Making the family, but like the rest of them, I'm like, okay, yeah, whatever.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: I don't ever really need to see Nightmare Alley again,
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: you know, and I still haven't seen Crimson, whatchamacallit. I
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: wanted to say Crimson Tide, Crimson Peak.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: One of these days I will, but I'm not rushing
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: out to see it. And Frankenstein, you know, you're again,
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: you're getting back into the family stuff. So I think
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: that's why that was effective.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: And I think that, you know, Del Toro and Jackson
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: have really cemented themselves and it's not just winning Oscars,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: but that helps in terms of like genuine notoriety amongst
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: a large portion of people who watch movies. And look,
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I can't pretend like people watch movies the way that
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: I do or you do. We are atypical in that
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: regard intentionally most people will just go watch a movie
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: and that's it and they'll enjoy it based on whether
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: or not they enjoyed it which is a valid way
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: of liking movies i'm not saying it's not which is
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: why spielberg's movies are so effective is because they understand
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: that people don't want to go home on a downer
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: they want to go out enjoying the experience that they
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: had sure they'll be challenged a little bit there will
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: be some stakes but ultimately that This movie has no stakes, ultimately. Like,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: we know Ewan McGregor's gonna be fine. We hope he'll
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: be fine, and we have put ourselves in the hands
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: of the filmmaker knowing that if this is the kind
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: of movie you're making, you will have some trick at
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: the end to make this all work. Just like, and
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: you know, I think for a lot of people, the
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: best Harry Potter movie, I think for most people, is
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: the third one. The Alfonso Cuaron film, which at the
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: end of the movie, it has this fun little bait-and-switch
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: where everything bad happens, and then they time-turn her, And
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: they fix everything. And that for me is so Spielberg
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: in that moment. And this has that same thing of like,
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: everything turned out bad, but you know what? There's deus
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: ex machina. Because of course there is. Because it's a
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: Spielberg movie. And you know what? I'm not too cynical
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: to not enjoy that. Because in this day and age, like,
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: If I want a movie that's like this, but more cynical,
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: I'll go watch the mist, which Jesus, I mean, gee,
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: but it is like it's Spielberg through a darker lens
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. Like it has a lot
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: of those notes, but it like it perverts it in
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: a really kind of fun way where if that's the
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: movie you want to watch, which I'm not saying I
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: don't want to watch it, but it's a downer of
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: a movie. I know where to go. But if I
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: want to watch a movie where by the end of it,
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: like I went on a journey with the characters, but
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: I am OK leaving this here. And they all got
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: what they wanted in the end. Back to the future
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: one and two and three style. I'm OK with that.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not so cynical to
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: not be able to enjoy it because that's, I think,
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: where the movie wants me to meet it.
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: Frank, I'll tell you how cynical I am, Chris. I'm
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: so cynical. That when at the end of the movie,
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: David Robert Mitchell has a nice picture of his dad
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: and it's dedicated to his father. I'm the guy in
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: the theater that said, eaten by a dinosaur.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Yeah. Was this based on your father being eaten by
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: a dinosaur in real life? When he gets picked up
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: by his leg, I was like, oh, he's just going
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: to get thrown around. Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Ludlow. And I think Jurassic Park 2, where he gets
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: picked up for a while and played with by the dinosaur.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: When he's dropped on the ground and he's just like full.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Big stump. Yeah.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: Yes right in the middle of his fucking thigh man
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Yes you know what you said it before I want
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: to mention this again like Anne Hathaway she is a
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: actor with a capital A and it's you know what
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: I love getting to see actors like her being a
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: fun movie because this is a fun movie that this
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: is I'm not saying that like this is a lark
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: but this is a fun popcorn movie that I think
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: is exactly what it needs to be and my hope
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: is like yeah would David Robert Mitchell like to go
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: make it follows again sure but maybe make something else
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: like this. I would love to see another one of
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: these or something else like this that gets him excited.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: That's something that he clearly loves and resonates with.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: Well, I just remembered that Anne Hathaway was in a
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: Kaiju film, which I still haven't seen, but I want
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: to colossal. Do you remember that one where she controls
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: the beast? Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Cause David Robert Mitchell's like your age. He's 51. He's
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: not a contemporary of mine. He's a contemporary of yours,
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: which makes sense given this movie. Like this is, This
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: is not the experience I had growing up. This is
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: the experience that like you would have had, like the
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Duffer brothers of Stranger Things. They're maybe a little younger
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: than David Robert Mitchell, but we haven't gotten to the
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: point where people my age are making movies nostalgically like
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: this about our experience yet. Because to be fair, the
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: 80s is such a fertile ground for this kind of stuff.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: They're continuing to milk it. Like we might even, depending
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: on how successful this movie is, get a kind of
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: secondary wave of these kinds of movies making money. I
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: don't know. This movie so far hasn't made a ton
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: of money. So who knows? No.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: You know, we talked recently, well, when we talked about
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: the Avengers recently, we talked about the old August is
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: the dumping ground. And then when we talked last week
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: about Spider-Man, it was like, oh, farthest thing from it. Also,
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: I think it might've been like July 30th that came out.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: But yeah, right now it's like, This does feel like
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: it was just dumped here. And I'm like, this is
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: really good, guys. I don't want to sound like fucking
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Bill Harris from Hollywood or something or Gene Shalit. don't
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: sleep on this movie. It was a lot of fun. So,
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: I mean, maybe, yeah, you don't have to pay for
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: it at the theater. You watch it on streaming, but
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: the effects were really good. Other than maybe the dog.
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: Sometimes I think that, uh, Starbucks had some, some issues
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: with being an animated dog, but at least they used
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: a real dog through the rest of it.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: I will say, maybe my only criticism of the movie is,
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: how hard of hearing are these?
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: Oh, I know, when that one dinosaur sneaks right up
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: on them.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Or when the snake is just sneaking through the house, too.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, but here's the thing I
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: have a hard time believing. Yes, those animals are not
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: making a lot of noise, but just by the sheer
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: volume of how big they are, they'd be making noise
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: in that space. Oh, yes. It's a giant dinosaur and
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: a giant snake, a snake the size of effectively the
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: inside of your house. So I was just watching that scene.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I was like, what the flying fuck is this? Like
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: the snake's huge. It's just like, well, you guys hear it.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: You would hear it. Just the weight on the steps.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: I was thinking at one point when it was kind
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: of thrashing around, I was like, it's going to break
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: their house.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, and that for me is my point. I'm
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: just like, I don't understand. I appreciate some of this,
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: but it's, in my mind, a film that did something
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: like this better is like Annihilation, where it's just We're
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: using it coming up the stairs, making the noise as
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: the scary thing, not the fact that they can't hear it.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: Like this thing's huge.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: They'd hear it. Like it's it's the size of a house, literally. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: And I do like that we don't just have dinosaurs.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: We have like Titan boas and other things like giant
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: sloths because it is, again, I guess we didn't mention
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: what the twist of the movie is. But yes, they
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: can go back in time and then forward in time
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: again through the.
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: Use of wormholes because of Carl Sagan.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: Yeah, which is fine. I don't need any more explanation
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: than that. I don't need all the characters standing around
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: a whiteboard going, did you know that the upside down
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: is a wormhole? Like, who cares?
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: Jesus, who cares?
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Who cares? Like, this has no bearing on anything. You
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: know how I know that? Because you haven't done anything
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: with it up until this point. And this movie doesn't
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: need to. Like, the wormholes are there. They are, I
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: wouldn't say magical realism, but wormholes do exist, just not
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: like this. So I guess you could say magical realism
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: to some fantastical realism. And it makes the most of
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: it without it being like belaboring the point without having
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: a cutaway to the TV and doctor. Who's it? What's
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: talking about wormholes for five minutes. I think weapons did
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: that where it's like the, the fungus is a thing
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: that it's a, it's a, it takes over. It's parasitical.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: It's like, Oh, get it. You're explaining that.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: Like, well, That's that whole Jordan Peterson thing where you
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: introduce the metaphor up front, like the hands across America.
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: And you're just like, oh, what is this? How is
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: this going to play into it? And then it's like, oh,
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: this is how it's going to play into it. And
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: it's like, ah, very clever. I wish I was that clever.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: Here I am making fun of him for that because
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: it's a little too clever. But I could never write
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: something like that. And it was nice that he does that.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's like, pay attention, kids.
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: This means something.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little on the nose. And because you're
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: putting it as the cold open for the movie, it's
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: just too... I don't know. Again, I don't want to
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: sound like I'm the smartest guy in the room because
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: that's not the case. It's just I've probably watched too
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: many movies. That's what it is. And that is a
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: uniquely me problem because I appreciate that there are people
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: out there that watch maybe one or two movies a year.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: I've heard that. And my response is just like, I
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: watched one movie since yesterday.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: You know, in the last... Since... Since the last time
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: I talked to you, I've probably watched double digit movies
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: because I've been watching all these Godzilla movies, like because
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: I just have them on when I'm doing something else
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: and I'm watching them. But, you know, they are on
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: like most people just I don't know what they have
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: on when they're doing things. Maybe nothing, which is these
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: walk around the house cleaning with nothing on. Jesus, that's some.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Who are these psychopaths?
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Well, I can hear myself thinking.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: Yes. Well, it's like those people that don't have an
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: inner monologue.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Right. Those people exist, folks. I know. One of them. Yeah.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: I'm excited to see what David Robert Mitchell does next.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: I think it's very funny. And that was maybe the
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: thing that I wanted to mention because, again, it follows
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: of it all is the reason I wasn't initially excited
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: about this movie because I just that movie wasn't my bag.
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: Yeah. His contemporaries, I would say, are Ari Aster and
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Robert Eggers because they all had horror movies that came
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: out that same time.
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: It's funny. I was thinking Jane Schoenberg for some reason.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: That's because I think I might have watched Under the
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Silver Lake and... Why am I forgetting her biggest or
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: their biggest movie? Glow. I saw the TV glow. Yeah,
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: it feels like I watch those like in succession. So
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: I've always feel like there's a spiritual tie between those
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: movies for whatever reason.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: I would say that they're a contemporary of those horror
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: directors as well. Like it's this breed of like horror
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: director that's doing not like the scariest movie ever made,
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: but they're trying to like elevate it and write a
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: little bit more with it.
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: You're talking elevated horror, Chris.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I am talking elevated horror. That's a term everybody
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: knows because of Scary Movie 7, which I think is there.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: Oh, God, really?
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: Or Scary Movie 6, whichever the one that... just came
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: out is people now know the term elevated horror as
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: like a joke term. Wow.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: Well, which it always has been to me.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: Right. Well, and that's, I mean, that's the thing, you know,
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: to talk about like dinosaurs as divorce, the movie is again,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: like the, it follows of it all. I was expecting
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: David Robert Mitchell because of how successful it follows was
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: to do like Ari Aster and, and, Robert Eggers did,
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: which is continue to make these elevated horror movies. And
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Ari Aster made Midsommar, which is one of my favorite movies.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: And Robert Eggers made The Lighthouse, which I don't know
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: if you've seen it, but it is amazingly gay in
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: the best way possible. Oh, God, yes. Willem Dafoe's farting
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: and burping is just the greatest thing, Frank. There's something
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: to be said for being able to really pivot into
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: a genre that I would never have guessed. would have
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: been so successful for the director of It Follows to nail.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: But this movie is just, like I said, it's really
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: the best kind of these movies that's been made. And J.J. Abrams,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: who we both know this because we've been around for
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: a while, that's who people were talking about as like
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: the next Spielberg.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: Oh, they were?
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Bro, he never got there. No. And you know what?
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: No one's ever going to be the next Spielberg. Spielberg
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: is like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is singular in presence and
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: he is singular in... He is singular. He really is.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: And he's an iconoclast for a reason. And I don't
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: think that there is ever going to be another Spielberg
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: because if you made one of the movies he made,
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: you'd be happy, let alone all of the movies.
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: I don't feel like... Well, tell me if there's a
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: generational difference here. So many people of my generation, and
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: probably yours too, grew up on Spielberg movies, but it
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: feels like it's the thing now where you shit on Spielberg.
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: And you're just like, no, no, he's not a real auteur.
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: He just makes people happy with his cinema. Literally people
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: of my generation.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: You're a pretty cynical generation. You're the 90s apathy grunge generation.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: We're the Pepsi generation. Yeah, you guys made apathy cool.
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: That was the thing. And apathy is not as cool
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: as it used to be. We are very unapathetic podcasters.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: If we were apathetic podcasters, we would not be doing
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: a very good job here and we would not be
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: putting our best foot forward. We are very unapathetic in
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: terms of the level of work that we're putting into
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: our podcast. I could see people of your generation that
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: are still apathetic and kind of, not bitter, but... Just
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: feel that apathy still towards certain things and cynicism I
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: get was souring on Spielberg because the world didn't work
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: out the way Spielberg wanted. But that's not the point
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: of his movies. They're like modern day fairy tales in
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: a lot of ways. Like Spielberg is like I wouldn't
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: say he's Hans Christian Andersen, but like for a lot
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: of kids growing up in the 80s, like Spielberg was
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: telling the kinds of stories that kids were getting read
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: to them at bedtime. hundreds of years and that's because
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Spielberg understands that kind of the narrative structure and what
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: it means to have you know oh the dad dies
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: but then he comes back at the end or you
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: know ET dies but then he comes back at the
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: end like it's all it's like poetry it rhymes exactly
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: yeah I don't know I I'm surprised I haven't people
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: my age don't shit on Spielberg but I also don't
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: know if anybody younger than me really thinks about Steven
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Spielberg because Steven Spielberg hasn't really made a movie for
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: people younger than.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: Me in a long it's been a while yeah.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: I don't even know what someone like me would say
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: that movie is. Maybe Minority Report? Ready Player One? I
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: don't know.
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot that he did that one.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: Ready Player One?
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Yeah. I had successfully driven that title out of my
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: head to the point where there was a Jeopardy question
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: about it the other night, and I couldn't think of
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: the name. And I was like, I'm kind of glad.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: I'm glad. And I want to point something out as
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: the final coda to this. Steven Spielberg did not produce
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: this movie. Steven Spielberg produced Super 8. And I think
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: if you want to talk about a movie that is
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: the Spielberg film that didn't need his involvement, it's this movie.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I'm not sure Steven Spielberg's involvement did anything for Super
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: 8 at all, like genuinely. But man, this movie I
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: think stands on its own. Super 8 made $ 290 million.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: If this movie doesn't make five times its budget back,
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: what the hell? Have we really said, I mean, hey,
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: If people soured that much on it to this point,
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: I get it. But man, like this is a fun movie.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: This is a summer blockbuster popcorn movie. Like they don't,
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: it's not that they don't make movies like this anymore,
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: but like this is unfranchised. This is just a thing.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: I don't know. People used to just go see movies
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: like this.
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: I was getting kind of mad at you, Chris, when
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: you're just like, oh, they could spin this off. What
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: about the people that go out there? What about the people? Oh,
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: how about that? The end of, you know, Farvail Street,
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: you know, and I'm like.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: No, no. Stop it. I'm just saying if we want
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: to use it as an opportunity to make more money,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: because that's all anybody actually.
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: I like money. We should be friends.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, oh, we could turn
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: this into a thing if it made more money. But
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: if it doesn't make any money, they're not going to
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: do that. So it's a shame. I like this movie
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: a lot. Thank you for being the one to kind
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: of pick this one because it's just kind of you
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: were like, oh, the end of Oak Street. That sounds
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: like a good one. There's a good movie. It's a
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: fun movie. I think people who like the things we've
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: talked about, Ghostbusters, stuff like that, like you're going to
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: enjoy a movie like this and it hits those notes
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: better than the most recent Ghostbusters movie or any of
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: the kinds of. I don't know, maybe just not having
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: a franchise tied to it allowed them to do something
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: a little bit more interesting. Because while Super 8 was
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: in Cloverfield, it still was kind of in the mix
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: of those things.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: Yeah, had a great time. Glad we got to see this.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: So until the next time Mike and I talk about
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: a new movie, which will be a while because like
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Mike said, August and September are apparently dumping grounds for
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: new movies. So we're not going to be going to
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: see a whole lot of new things for a while.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: We'll be back in our respective lanes talking about movies
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: that are, I guess, what people actually want to hear
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: us talk about, not the things that They just hate
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: us for talking about. We will be talking about Digger
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: here in a couple months. The Tom Cruise movie, which
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: is apparently everybody forgot Tom Cruise was under makeup in
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: Tropic Thunder. They're like, look at how weird and unrecognizable
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: he is. Yeah, Les Grossman is raising his fat, weird
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: arms over somewhere, like dancing around. I'm excited to watch it,
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: but it'll be a while until we do a new
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: movie between the two of us. So until then... You
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