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Easton has something to say about MOMMY'S BUTT · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 2: I think it's fun how kids can kind of send
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  Speaker 2: you on emotional roller coasters. So last week I had
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  Speaker 2: my kids parent teacher conferences, and like they made me
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  Speaker 2: so proud. I had like this like really proud parent
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  Speaker 2: moment where like their teachers were telling me like what
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  Speaker 4: And I think that's great.
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  Speaker 2: But like, so my daughter Addie, she's always been my
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  Speaker 2: independent learner. Like I've never had to study spelling with
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  Speaker 2: words with her, or do you like memory versus with
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  Speaker 2: her or anything like. She always just kind of like
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  Speaker 2: knows and is on top of things. And because of that,
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  Speaker 2: I think, like she when she gets home from school,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't want to talk about school, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: necessarily know like what goes on.
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  Speaker 4: So the teachers are asking me like all these questions
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I don't know, you tell me what
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  Speaker 4: is she like? Like, what does my kid like in school?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know. And but I left feeling really good.
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  Speaker 2: I went home and I congratulated both of them and
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  Speaker 2: just thanked both of them for like being good.
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  Speaker 4: Kids, Like that's that's that's what you try to do
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  Speaker 4: as a parent.
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  Speaker 2: Right Then, later that night, Easton says something I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know how the topic got brought up. Oh, he
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  Speaker 2: was looking at his spelling words right, and then he
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  Speaker 2: was like, this word almost looks like butt, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: your butt, mom, And I'm like, what about my buddy
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  Speaker 2: goes your butt's getting bigger and bigger. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what I mean literally, just like that out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 2: out of nowhere, my butt at the moment it's sitting
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  Speaker 2: in a chair next to him, I'm like, what are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about. He's like, you know, it's just getting
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  Speaker 2: bigger and bigger every time I see it. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, kids don't lie about this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So my butt is getting bigger, And honestly.
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  Speaker 4: It is like I have like been like getting a
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  Speaker 4: little bit away.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't think other people noticed it, except me,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I feel like you should.
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  Speaker 5: Be celebrating because any more booty back there. I think
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  Speaker 5: it is a blessing, that's what.
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  Speaker 1: You've always wanted.
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  Speaker 4: True, But when you hear it from a child, it
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  Speaker 4: becomes scathing totally.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay, well he is right. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's not wrong, and this is gonna be my little
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  Speaker 2: wake up call. So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to make some changes.
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  Speaker 5: You're getting fat.
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  Speaker 1: You said, your butt's getting bigger.
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  Speaker 2: He went on to say things other things. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: he's like, it's like a fat butt. Your butt's fatter
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  Speaker 2: than daddy's.
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  Speaker 4: And then he points it like these circles, is like,
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  Speaker 4: this is your butt, this is daddy's.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, first of all, I've seen your dad's
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  Speaker 2: butt and it's much bigger than mine.
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  Speaker 4: So that's incorrect. Like it's not like he's like, mom,
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  Speaker 4: you have a double gin.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like he's not saying anything maliciously, and I
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  Speaker 2: love him so much, but I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I hear it, Okay, can I reposition it through
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  Speaker 1: a father's eyes?
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  Speaker 3: So I got three boys, I've been through the whole
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  Speaker 3: when there's fun to say a bad word and get
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  Speaker 3: get approval and saying the bad word even though but
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  Speaker 3: it's not a bad word. But you said he was
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  Speaker 3: doing spelling words and there's a word it's like butt, right,
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  Speaker 3: so he sees your reaction. He wasn't looking at your
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  Speaker 3: butt and then brought a butt. You gave him the
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  Speaker 3: okay to say butt.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: So now I feel like that opened the door where
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, but okay, but let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: your your butt. Dad's but mom.
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  Speaker 3: But but now what he doesn't know is he's giving
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  Speaker 3: you a complex and now you're gonna like make it.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have like skinny skinny butt. You go on
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  Speaker 1: skinny butt.
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  Speaker 4: Sweet, he's so sweet. But I'm like, yeah, okay, you
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  Speaker 4: let him say but I did let him say butt,
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  Speaker 4: and I think he did think it was funny.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken butt kind of is.
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  Speaker 4: But also I'm carrying that with me today just so
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  Speaker 4: you guys know, that's so funny. It's the emotional roller
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  Speaker 4: coaster you go through his parents.
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  Speaker 3: How many years and years have you talked about wanting
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  Speaker 3: to get the Brazilian Like if you did get the
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  Speaker 3: Brazilian butt, lift.
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  Speaker 1: Then he'd be like mom, whoa and then and then at.
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  Speaker 2: That point I was in control of it, and I
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  Speaker 2: would have been like, uh yeah, check it out, get
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  Speaker 2: it out. I think it's like the mental state is
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  Speaker 2: in a different point right now.
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  Speaker 1: You were looking for that kind of complement there. I
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  Speaker 1: was from him, what's not?
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  Speaker 2: And I also know, like I really haven't worked out
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  Speaker 2: in a long time, So it's not like if the
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  Speaker 2: butt's getting bigger, it's not getting bigger in.
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  Speaker 4: A good way.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a joying class?
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  Speaker 4: And that's really what you want right exactly? Let's bring
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  Speaker 4: it back to the positive.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we shall dress is a kyle for Halloween
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  Speaker 1: with big butts.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen that trend? It's like on Instagram
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  Speaker 5: and TikTok and it's like they like people have like
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  Speaker 5: an allergic reaction. It's like, oh my gosh, is there
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  Speaker 5: peanut butter in here? And then go and run away
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  Speaker 5: and they're like, I'm about to blow up and they
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  Speaker 5: turn around and it's their butt has pillows.
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  Speaker 3: In Its funny. Did you decide what you're gonna be
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  Speaker 3: paying for Halloween right around the corner?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm stressed out about the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're gonna last minute shopping all week.
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  Speaker 5: I am. And I don't know if you guys have
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  Speaker 5: noticed this, it seems as if Amazon is backed up forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I do feel like like a couple of things that
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  Speaker 2: I've ordered just recently for Halloween were delayed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm like, we're prime. It's supposed to get
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  Speaker 5: here in two days.
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  Speaker 2: Not four.
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  Speaker 4: Nope. So I'm a little stressed out about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And Kadeem just has all of these ideas, and his
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  Speaker 5: ideas are just so basic.
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  Speaker 1: Like what what's the basic idea?
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  Speaker 4: Like Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo. That's fun, that's basic.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody does that. Everybody does that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody does that, everyone does that. That's but I think
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  Speaker 1: that's done.
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  Speaker 4: It costume your.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, you want people to like recognize what you are,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, well, yeah, yeah, but what happens if
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  Speaker 5: we're out at the clubs and then there's a Fred
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  Speaker 5: and Daphne across the street.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is, though, the last few things you've pitched,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody in the room has known what
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna be true, so he's trying to make it
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  Speaker 3: more critical.
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  Speaker 1: Masks.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, has this same conversation with my son Easton,
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  Speaker 2: because he was like, I would be ed from Ed,
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  Speaker 2: Ed and Eddie and it's like this cartoon I love
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  Speaker 2: Ed and Eddie, you don't tell me about, but nobody
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  Speaker 2: would know who you are if you're just wearing the
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  Speaker 2: green jacket, striped shirt and blue jeans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would also have to have I said, okay,
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  Speaker 4: if we do this, I'm going to have to put
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  Speaker 4: a unibrow on because ed huge brow. And then you'd
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  Speaker 4: have to have the group with you. But even then
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  Speaker 4: I still don't think people would know. They would think
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  Speaker 4: they were just dressed in regular clothes.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know how they'll know how he's Ed and Eddie.
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  Speaker 5: You got to get him the plank. You got to
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  Speaker 5: get him the wooden plank and editing.
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  Speaker 4: You know, no, you only know that because you've seen
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  Speaker 4: the show. And I don't feel like that many people
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  Speaker 4: trick or treating.
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  Speaker 1: Have said and you don't want an adult to go
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  Speaker 1: to him, go who are you supposed to?
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  Speaker 4: This plank is all he needs.
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  Speaker 5: This plank right here is all he needs to have
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  Speaker 5: a recognizable costume right there. I'm telling you, right now,
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  Speaker 5: every gen Z that has ever watched Cartoon Network will
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  Speaker 5: know exactly who Easton is.
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