Google Said Eat a Rock, the Chevy Cost a Dollar

The Daily Slop Show · Oct 10, 2026 · 8m

Google's search summaries told people to eat one small rock a day and glue their pizza, sourced from The Onion and an eleven-year-old Reddit joke. A man talks a dealership chatbot into a one-dollar Tahoe using the phrase 'no takesies backsies'. Plus a hacker who left his chat logs in an open folder, Meta's agent quietly filing paperwork on your mum, and a cow with load-bearing teats.

In this edition

The Rock and the Glue

Meanwhile

No Takesies Backsies

Slop, or Not?

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open

0:35 — The Rock and the Glue

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