Latest / Kenny Wallace Media / I'll Be On "NASCAR Race Hub" One Last Time!
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- 0:04Very happy. So happy Friday morning man.
- 0:10Guess who feels like $1,000,000 a billion dollars, a trillion
- 0:15dollars me. I feel so damn good.
- 0:20Oh I feel good. I can do that.
- 0:24I would now so woke up this morning.
- 0:29I said, damn, I feel good. So I woke him up.
- 0:34I said, hey, honey, guess what? She's like what?
- 0:39I said I feel so good. And she smiled.
- 0:43I said, are you are you happy that Daddy's back?
- 0:47Course, I added a little song in there.
- 0:49I said, guess who's back in the house?
- 0:52And you know, come on. Hey Wallace, give us your Jake
- 0:58break. I said hi.
- 1:14Hey Waltz, what's in that damn coffee?
- 1:19Look at Lucy, she enjoying the show.
- 1:23Such a surreal atmosphere this morning.
- 1:28OK, listen, God gave me a reminder.
- 1:33Let's do A2 shot. Look at there.
- 1:36Oh, your health is so important. I prayed everyday.
- 1:41I said, dear Lord, please take care of me, Please fix me.
- 1:45And he did so. Man, I feel great.
- 1:48All right, so I heard from Fox Sports.
- 1:54Fox called me. I will be on the last broadcast
- 2:01for the hub. They call me up.
- 2:04I think they're trying to gather, you know, everybody up.
- 2:08I don't think they will mind me sharing that because that's
- 2:11called promotion. Hey, tune into the very last Hub
- 2:16show. The Herminator will be on there.
- 2:18I said, listen, I'm not flying to North Carolina.
- 2:21If you got me in the background waving, you know, hey, we're so
- 2:26sad. And now the end is near and as a
- 2:31credits roll, there I am. No, they said no way, Herm,
- 2:36we're going to have you do your own deal.
- 2:37We're going to have you all round table.
- 2:40I said, so you mean my 15 years at Fox matter?
- 2:45You're going to you're going to include me.
- 2:49So anyway, it was really nice. They called me and not going to
- 2:53tell you who called me because they don't want to get in
- 2:55trouble in case it's something I'm not supposed to say.
- 2:59So anyway, I will be on the very last hub, hub day, hub show,
- 3:04whatever you want to call it. That's pretty awesome.
- 3:09It's a big weekend. You know, there's a lot of dirt
- 3:12racing that has started. Flo TV was they had problem with
- 3:17their app last night. My buddy Michael Rigsby who runs
- 3:22Flo, he had a little meme. He said this is me right now.
- 3:25Showed somebody like, you know, falling down.
- 3:28But they got it fixed just in time for all the A mains.
- 3:33Had big big A main up there at Wheatland, MO at Lucas Oil
- 3:39Speedway for the Lucas Oil Lake models.
- 3:42And of course, the Modifies are running for $20,000 to win at
- 3:46Fairbury. They have 122 cars, so that's
- 3:52big. Hey Wallace, how come you didn't
- 3:54bring your Modified up there? It's because I'm going to be in
- 4:00Charlotte, NC on Sunday for the coach 600 for trackside live and
- 4:06the A main is Saturday night. And so it just did not work out.
- 4:11And plus, I, I stay my lane now, you know what I mean?
- 4:15It's not like my, it's not like my team is in their 20s and
- 4:19raring to go. It's kind of funny, you know,
- 4:26all my guys were young and we was kicking ass and, you know,
- 4:302012, we was winning everything. And then all of a sudden I
- 4:35looked up one day and all my help was married, had kids and
- 4:38they were gone. So, yeah, it, it, it gets rough
- 4:44when you don't have a little help.
- 4:45It's hard to travel and hard to get things done.
- 4:48And I'm only, I can only do so much.
- 4:50The Coke 600, the Indianapolis 500 on the same day.
- 4:55Of course, we're all jacked up on Mountain Dew about Kyle
- 4:59Larson. He's going to pull off the Daily
- 5:03Double. Is that a horse named the Daily
- 5:05Double? Kyle Larson qualified 5th.
- 5:10So let me say they start three, right?
- 5:13Three in a row. The front row will be 3123.
- 5:16So Kyle should start middle row, second row.
- 5:21He should start the 2nd row right in the middle, right,
- 5:2312345 Respond right here if I'm not right.
- 5:31OK, something big, something very big.
- 5:36I want to thank you all. We are that close.
- 5:40So if you get 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, that
- 5:47means you're somebody, that means you've done something.
- 5:50So we are at 9096 thousand. We are at 96,000 on the Kenny
- 6:00Wallace Show on YouTube, 4000 more and we get we get the
- 6:07silver button. We get the silver button.
- 6:11And to think we all we did most of it from this.
- 6:14I wish I could show you a picture of this.
- 6:16Just a little bitty phone and we're a little better now.
- 6:20By the way, we got a $1300 computer and a $300.00
- 6:25microphone. Now that's because when we do
- 6:27Kenny conversation that really helps out.
- 6:31So we got $1900 invested in the Kenny Wallace Show $1900 and
- 6:39it's right over there. Have you ever seen come here,
- 6:44I'll show you. You might like this.
- 6:48So this this was a bedroom. This was a bedroom and I said,
- 6:53let me turn it into my office. So what I did is I see I I-40
- 6:58fived it right there. I-40 fived it.
- 7:00So instead of it coming out, I-40 fived it put those doors in
- 7:04there. This was a bedroom and look boom
- 7:10got my little got a nice little printer.
- 7:13This is it and what I do look here hid under here is my ring
- 7:17light for that look. See you I can adjust the
- 7:23lighting and my phone I used here.
- 7:26I used to put my phone. I used to put my phone right in
- 7:29here. See that see that little thing?
- 7:33I used to stick my phone right in here.
- 7:35Ain't that awesome? And then I got some books down
- 7:39there. If I want to prop things up and
- 7:42then look at this, this sound clean.
- 7:45I like things. Look at this.
- 7:47This is my schedule. That's how I operate there.
- 7:50It is the legendary computer. I like things to be neat and
- 7:54clean. I come out and I just bring the
- 7:56computer up and then the the camera's right there.
- 8:01But I like, I like to act like nothing's going on.
- 8:03I'm a clean freak and I take my schedule.
- 8:07That's my Bible right there, everybody.
- 8:09That's my Bible, boy. I feel good and I'll show you
- 8:12all around the damn house. No, I'm not on.
- 8:16I'm not. I'm not on any.
- 8:18Hey, get shit out of your mouth, Herman.
- 8:20I'm not on any pills. Nothing.
- 8:23I'm high on life. I'm excited.
- 8:25OK, here's the $300.00 microphone.
- 8:28Now those things are called. Sure.
- 8:31Look at her. I fabricated.
- 8:33I made. I made that up at the shop.
- 8:36I made that piece. Look how nice I radius the
- 8:38edges. I did that up at the shop.
- 8:43Course I got my I pay all my own bills.
- 8:46There's the fan mail. Don't get mad at me.
- 8:50I'll get to it. Here's your mail.
- 8:52It's jammed in there. There's the fan mail.
- 8:56Here's my earplugs and my Jimmie Johnson helmet.
- 8:58Here's my earplugs. I just have them.
- 9:00Stay right there. Here's the fan mail.
- 9:03It's pretty thick. It's jammed in.
- 9:05I'll get to it. Can't believe I'm still
- 9:10somebody. Y'all send everything to me.
- 9:12I love you. Here's that Kenny Wallace bobble
- 9:15head. Look at this.
- 9:16Ain't this nice crow equipment? That's when me and Spencer.
- 9:20That thing's pretty awesome, huh, Bird?
- 9:24Parrish McHale. Hey, Wallace.
- 9:27How you know about basketball? Will you?
- 9:30Will you? I used to play basketball,
- 9:32bitches. So there's the Herminator.
- 9:37There's the Herminator right there.
- 9:39There's themes held that that's his wife, Miss Herman.
- 9:43See Miss Herman. Google that.
- 9:47The history of the Herminator. Herman, baby, that's the real
- 9:51Herman. He's a he's a 1680 warrior old
- 9:58boy, old Bob Miller. Years ago he said Herman.
- 10:00He nicknamed me Herman. That's who I'm nicknamed Herman
- 10:03after right there. Herman the German.
- 10:08My last win at Rockingham. Earl Baltus, Who built Eldora.
- 10:12Ric Flair. Good stuff.
- 10:15A hat signed by Nellie. Nellie signed it.
- 10:20And the Lunatics. So Nellie and the Lunatics.
- 10:24Lou Brock, Stan Musial, Red Shanies, Bob Gibson, Ozzie
- 10:27Smith. The original microphone from
- 10:30Lake Hill Speedway, they gave it to me.
- 10:34Ain't that awesome? So anyway, yeah, we got some
- 10:39good stuff here, but that's badass right there.
- 10:44So I I finished the 6th. Oh, I didn't know what to show
- 10:48you. Hold on.
- 10:49So so anyway, I ran a center steer mod right that model.
- 10:57Well, that that's that's my buddy.
- 10:58That's Mad Max off McLaughlin right there.
- 11:01OK, but one of these. So I ran a late model against
- 11:06McCready and all of my run six and I was out of tear offs.
- 11:10So as I ran the late model and I came off the racetrack, OK, I
- 11:15ran a 60 lap late model race over there in Virginia.
- 11:19I came off the racetrack and this class was rolling out OK
- 11:24and I was running a Troyer, so I didn't have time to get tear
- 11:29off. So I started this mother race
- 11:32like that. I started like that.
- 11:36Look here, you can see where my knuckles were right here.
- 11:40I come off the corner. I'd go like this every lap.
- 11:44I'd go like that. That's my that's my closet.
- 11:47And so this tear off or this shield, that's what I was
- 11:53looking through. Let's look through it.
- 11:55Look at that. I finished 12th.
- 12:00I, I got lap with two to go on in a center steer or as you guys
- 12:05call them, a bus. But anyway, me and Mike Shannon,
- 12:11Oh, Mike, Mike Shannon right there.
- 12:15That's that's the old Lake Hill Speedway.
- 12:17I just got all my paperwork and everything in here.
- 12:21It's all my stuff. You'll like this.
- 12:23It's all my office material. See, I got all my office
- 12:26material. I love these pens.
- 12:29What about the How about these pens right here?
- 12:31I like these pens. G twos.
- 12:34Those things are badass. I'm a pen freak.
- 12:37Hey, what don't we know? Hey, Wallace, what don't we know
- 12:40about you? I'm a pen freak.
- 12:43All right, then. I guess that's it.
- 12:46Here's all my material from my look, my Epley maneuver, you
- 12:51know, got all my stuff here, Epley maneuver, SM health.
- 12:56These are some things to do to keep me going Good.
- 13:00Here's the guy that's going to massage me up and everything.
- 13:04Hey, hey, Wallace. I like that little show and tell
- 13:07you gave us, but boy, that's long.
- 13:09But it's interesting. Hey, this is long, but it's
- 13:13interesting. And I never, I never showed you
- 13:15where the Kenny Wallace show is. I'm jacked up.
- 13:18So I got my ass up off the couch and then one last little show
- 13:22and tell. This picture means the world to
- 13:26me. Dale Junior, said Herman, when
- 13:30I'm done with NASCAR, I'm going to go run late mile stocks.
- 13:33And I said Junior, when I'm done with NASCAR, I'm going to run
- 13:37every single night at I-55 Raceway.
- 13:40For the first time in my life, I'm going to run local racing.
- 13:44And I did. And guess what happened?
- 13:47Six feature wins. And ladies and gentlemen, your
- 13:512022 Dirt Car Modified champion out of St.
- 13:55Louis, MO. He's the Missouri hot shoe.
- 13:58Let's give it up for Kenny Wallace.
- 14:03And it cries on her feet. Kenny Wallace, track champion
- 14:07right there, 2022. So anyway, my wife, my middle
- 14:13one, Justin, Justin's friend, Mila, Jade, the legendary
- 14:18Jughead, Zane, Aaron, Charlotte, Jet, the threat, that's the one
- 14:25you never see. That's Charlotte, Mandy, Mandy's
- 14:28ex. And then of course there's old
- 14:30Ryan Hamilton who races now. So anyway, I hung that up there
- 14:35because that's a big memory. I went right to the big time
- 14:40right away. My, my whole life is kind of
- 14:43weird. But anyway, that hangs in here
- 14:45to remind me because Dale Junior said when I'm done with the big
- 14:48time, I'm going back late model stock racing.
- 14:52And he did. And I went and my deal was I'm
- 14:55going to run local racing every week.
- 14:57And I did it. And at the banquet they said
- 15:00speech, speech. So I gave a little speech.
- 15:04Well, Rusty Griffall did and I said, OK, I can finally tell you
- 15:07they was all getting mad at me because I was running local.
- 15:11Why you keep running here every week for?
- 15:13I said simmer down. So when it was all over the
- 15:16banquet, I said here's the story.
- 15:18And I told them the story and I said I won't do it to you all
- 15:21ever again. Like I'm like, I'm somebody, you
- 15:23know. But they was kind of pissed at
- 15:25me that I was running every week.
- 15:28So I'm nobody. But I guess they thought I was
- 15:32pretty good and so that's the memory.
- 15:37That is the memory right there. I ran every single week.
- 15:41I was a local yokel in 2022. So that's the story.
- 15:47They was getting mad at me at Fairbury because I always ran
- 15:49Fairbury Farmers Wallace, how come you don't come up here
- 15:54Fairbury for the big races? I said you're dumb ass, don't
- 15:57come down here ever. I said you all start coming down
- 16:00to Saint Louis. So I did.
- 16:02I showed up at Fairbury on Flo night set, QuickTime won my
- 16:06heat, me and Harrison ran side by side and I siped my tire
- 16:10wrong and it started chunking out on me just to remind them
- 16:14that I can come to Fairbury any time I want and, and and
- 16:19compete. But the real reason I didn't go
- 16:22to Fairbury's 'cause I couldn't miss that Saturday night vocal
- 16:25race right there. All right, this is a long one.
- 16:28We 16 minutes. I don't care.
- 16:30I'm sure you'll like look at this.
- 16:32I'll leave you with this. So it's Friday and the Cardinals
- 16:36are playing the Cubs and they're they're going to have Jim
- 16:40Carrey's are Harry Carey's son, Harry Carey's son and Jack
- 16:47Buck's son, Joe. So it's going to be the
- 16:49legendary relation. It's going to be a Carey and a
- 16:53Buck calling the Cardinal game against the Cubs.
- 16:56So that's a legendary two people, you know, they died, but
- 17:01it's their sons. So look at this.
- 17:05There it is there's Jack Puck, me and Mike Shannon.
- 17:11That's a small picture, but buddy, that's bad ass picture
- 17:14right there. That is a bad ass picture.
- 17:17Look at that. Both are dead now there I am old
- 17:21Busch Stadium. Yep, all right, but there's a
- 17:26little tour. I got some shit down there and
- 17:29that was from coronavirus. That is when they didn't allow
- 17:34nobody in the stands and they they made all the fake people
- 17:38that was in the stands. That damn thing is certified by
- 17:41Major League Baseball. Of course I ran a chili bowl.
- 17:45And of course, sweet daddies in the Missouri Sports Hall of
- 17:49Fame. That's what an honor that is,
- 17:51man. They put, I went in.
- 17:53I went in with Adam Wainwright, me and Wainwright, Wayno, yes,
- 17:57the cardinal pitcher. We went in.
- 17:59Pitchers everywhere. I was nervous.
- 18:01I said, Adam, I'm be quiet. He said you better not be quiet.
- 18:06There you go. All right, let me see how long
- 18:10it's going to take. Download this 18 damn minutes.
- 18:12But it's worth it. All right, I feel good.
- 18:15Let's get a good lighting. I feel good.