Latest / Most Things Kenobi - A Star Wars Podcast / Episode 122: An Interview With Beth Revis, Author of The Princess and the Scoundrel, Rebel Rising, and Night of the Witch
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- 0:00Hello there. It's time for most things
- 0:02Kenobi. Hi everyone, Welcome to another
- 0:19episode of Most Things Kenobi, a podcast about Obi Wan Kenobi and
- 0:22all things Star Wars. I'm your host, Lauren, and I'm
- 0:25sorry to say that my cohost Leanne isn't able to join us
- 0:28today. She had something pop up that
- 0:30called her away. But we still have a great show
- 0:34for you because today we are joined by someone I am thrilled
- 0:38to talk to. She's the author of multiple
- 0:41Star Wars books including the novels The Princess and the
- 0:44Scoundrel and Rebel Rising and short stories in both from a
- 0:47Certain Point of View and a certain point of view, The
- 0:49Empire Strikes Back Edition. She also wrote the comic book
- 0:53Star Wars Forces of Destiny, Asoka and Padme, and in the non
- 0:57Star Wars realm she is the author of numerous novels
- 1:01including but by no means limited to the Across the
- 1:04Universe series, Give the Dark, My Love, Bid My Soul, Farewell,
- 1:08House of Hex, Museum of Magic, and the upcoming Night of the
- 1:12Witch Beth Rives. Welcome to most things, Kenobi.
- 1:17Thank you so much for having me. I pronounced your last name
- 1:21correctly. Now I forgot to ask you.
- 1:23It's it's actually Ravis, but everybody behind it.
- 1:26I'm so sorry. I usually remember to remind
- 1:31people. It's very common.
- 1:33I'm so sorry. I have one of those last names
- 1:35that everyone always mispronounces, so I I'm sorry to
- 1:37kick off on that incorrect. Doesn't bother me.
- 1:41It's my husband. So I'm like, ah yeah, his people
- 1:43are just weird. It's fine.
- 1:47Well, thank you so much for coming on.
- 1:49I really appreciate you making time.
- 1:50I know you have a busy schedule and you've got like a travel and
- 1:54tour coming up. So thank you for coming on.
- 1:59Absolutely. My pleasure.
- 2:00I want to start with something that I think a lot of our
- 2:03listeners kind of need to hear right now.
- 2:05And a lot of our listeners are creative souls.
- 2:08They have a lot of creativity in the bunch.
- 2:10But also for those who aren't creative, I saw on your, I think
- 2:14it was on your Instagram the other day you posted something
- 2:17that said bet on yourself, and it was kind of talking about how
- 2:23you became a writer. And now you're like a
- 2:25bestselling writer. And I kind of just want to start
- 2:28with your take on that. What does that mean?
- 2:30Bet on yourself to you. I I'm really glad you brought
- 2:34that up. That was actually I also have a
- 2:35Patreon and that was the post for today, was more about what I
- 2:39meant by that and how, especially when it comes to your
- 2:42creative career, it's almost like a lottery.
- 2:45Because there's a lot of luck involved and nobody wants to
- 2:48admit that. Because if you're successful and
- 2:51you admit that you have luck, then that's kind of downplaying
- 2:54the actual work that you put into it.
- 2:56If you're unsuccessful and admit that there's a lot to do with
- 2:59luck and that kind of says was out of your control, it's it's
- 3:03by chance. And in reality a lot of creative
- 3:07careers are kind of like a lottery.
- 3:10But if you bet on yourself and you keep entering that lottery
- 3:12and keep making more and more art.
- 3:15Hopefully the luck will fall in your favor eventually.
- 3:18That's so interesting. And it's true because I I hear
- 3:21so many people say, oh, you're an overnight success.
- 3:23It's like, no, you worked your butt off for a really long time
- 3:27and then achieve success, but no one sees the hard work.
- 3:32Oh yeah. No, my publisher for Across the
- 3:34Universe. He actually went and did like a
- 3:36big speech to some writing conference.
- 3:39And was calling me an overnight success and kind of described it
- 3:42as like, we found this little country bumpkin.
- 3:44But she had written this book about space and all this stuff.
- 3:47And I'm like, that's not overnight.
- 3:49That's my tenth novel or 11th, actually, I had 10 novels before
- 3:54across the universe, none of which sold.
- 3:56I'm like, that was not an overnight success.
- 3:58It was just overnight for you, But that's that's your body of
- 4:02work is extensive. Like, you have a lot of novels
- 4:05under your belt, and I was curious, when did you decide you
- 4:08wanted to be a writer? I think I always wanted to be a
- 4:12writer. Like I I always loved reading.
- 4:14Like I was the little bookish girl who would stay up all night
- 4:17with a book, like reading underneath the cover.
- 4:19So I always wanted to read and write, but I never thought it
- 4:23was a viable career because everybody told me it wasn't
- 4:26anytime I would say I want to write stories or books.
- 4:29People say okay, that's great, get a day job.
- 4:31And I took that to heart and I'm kind of glad I did because I
- 4:35needed a day job. It took me a decade to break
- 4:37into this career, so it did help to have a day job, but it did
- 4:42sort of limit the dream for a while and made me think like
- 4:45it's not really a viable dream. Real people don't do this.
- 4:48But they didn't clearly. Clearly it's possible.
- 4:55So what was that journey like, that getting your first book
- 4:58published? Was it really exciting or did it
- 5:01have some disappointments in it? I mean, how?
- 5:03How was that process like? Having the first one published
- 5:06was great because I really had been trying to get published for
- 5:10literally a decade. I had 10 novels, more than 1000
- 5:13rejections from literary agents and then across the universe
- 5:16was. I just totally, I got lucky in
- 5:19the lottery of publishing in that I had an agent who really
- 5:23liked it. I had a publisher who
- 5:25specifically wanted a scifi and there wasn't any and I had all
- 5:28the publisher support. So I got super, super lucky in
- 5:31that moment. But having a decade of failure
- 5:35kind of grounded me a little bit.
- 5:37And I was like, I'm not sure if I'm going to trust this is
- 5:39really thing. I got to keep working on this
- 5:42and in the long run I'm kind of glad that I had that failure to
- 5:45sort of give me a balance and. Not make me think that I was
- 5:48like hot stuff. I knew that this was just a job
- 5:51and happened to get lucky that one time.
- 5:54But but yeah, it was, it was a good, a good change and it did
- 5:58change my life because I was able to quit my day job and
- 6:01focus on writing full time, which was an amazing, amazing
- 6:05thing. I still can't believe like this
- 6:06is my full time job. I'm like how, how?
- 6:09And I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
- 6:10But it's been more than over 10 years, so I think it comes from
- 6:18it's yes, it's luck. I I'm sure part of it is luck,
- 6:20but also you have to have the skill to keep it up.
- 6:23Well, skill can be learned, absolutely.
- 6:25That's the that's what I tell people all the time.
- 6:27Because I love writing as well and I've been writing my whole
- 6:30life, just like you. It's kind of something you were
- 6:32born into, I think sometimes, and I've heard so many people
- 6:37like Francis Ford Coppola said if you want to be a good writer,
- 6:39write every day. And Margaret Atwood said if you
- 6:42want to fail, fail better so that you improve every time.
- 6:45It's like it. It is a skill to be learned, but
- 6:49clearly you have refined it and have turned it into a viable
- 6:54beautiful. By the way, your your writing is
- 6:57just so beautiful, I have to say.
- 7:00Well, I think it comes down to really practice, because it's
- 7:03not necessarily that I have a skill.
- 7:04I just had the desire that was enough to make me want to
- 7:08practice on my own, and so I just kept practicing A lot of
- 7:11people, if you use the example of like painting, nobody expects
- 7:15your first painting to wind up in the Met.
- 7:17But a lot of people assume that if you spend a year writing a
- 7:19book, it should get published. And the reality is, is we have
- 7:23to learn how to write and we have to learn how to write every
- 7:26time we write a book. So it's it's very much a long
- 7:29journey. Yeah.
- 7:30When you have the series, the Paper Heart series, isn't that
- 7:33help for writers, right? It is kind of like not a guide
- 7:36book, but some career advice or writing advice.
- 7:40How did you come to start doing that particular?
- 7:43Is it a passion of yours to help other writers, or just something
- 7:46that you wish you had had when you were kind of starting out?
- 7:51A lot of it is what I wish I had had when I was starting out.
- 7:54The Paper Hearts, the first book of it, came about because I was
- 7:57blogging about my journey and like what I had learned on the
- 8:00way and and everything. And I was just blogging it.
- 8:03And several of my readers said we really like your blog, but we
- 8:06want to take notes in the margins.
- 8:08Can you print it for us? I was like, oh, I could.
- 8:11Organize this and like separate it up into categories of
- 8:14everything because I had had years and years of blogging by
- 8:16that point. So I really just compiled it
- 8:18into blogging. And the the 1st 3 volumes are
- 8:20writing, querying and getting into the market and then
- 8:23marketing. So those are the 1st 3 volumes.
- 8:25And then after that, I started teaching classes because I
- 8:28actually really like teaching. And a lot of the worksheets that
- 8:31I was making for the classes I was teaching people were like,
- 8:34oh, I want another copy of this for later.
- 8:36And eventually I was like, well, I should just make a workbook.
- 8:39And so I took all the worksheets and jammed them together into a
- 8:41workbook. And now there's now there's
- 8:43three workbooks, the journal 3. Nonfiction, like books.
- 8:48So it kind of exploded. That's actually, that's really
- 8:51amazing. I love that it kind of started
- 8:54organically. That's something I think that's
- 8:56so important with creators and creativity.
- 8:59Sometimes if you're trying too hard, you're you're squeezing
- 9:02life out of it a little bit. And if you're doing it
- 9:04organically because it's something that you love and that
- 9:06you're passionate about, you draw those kind of people to
- 9:09you. And it helps you build like a
- 9:12loyalty in your fan base from a marketing perspective.
- 9:15But even more than that, just like a community around you that
- 9:19that is sustaining. And I think a lot of people
- 9:21don't realize writers are kind of responsible for their own
- 9:24marketing to an extent. And a publisher doesn't really
- 9:27market you until you've reached a certain, I guess, dollar
- 9:31amount. Is that correct?
- 9:33I mean, it depends on the book. One of my lowest paid advances
- 9:38has gotten great marketing and one of my highest paid advances
- 9:42got no marketing and it just kind of depends with the the one
- 9:45that didn't get any is because my editor left and then the
- 9:47editor that came after her also quit and it was just shuffling
- 9:51in house and I kind of got lost in the massive corporation.
- 9:55But it's just it depends and I always try to supplement my own
- 9:58marketing because I also kind of just enjoy it very much Taipei
- 10:02personality. So if the T v's on, I'm like.
- 10:04I can't just sit here and watch television.
- 10:06Let me come up with a bookmark design or something like that.
- 10:10I'm always multitasking. It's good for success, right?
- 10:17That's so good for relaxing sometimes, but.
- 10:20I do need a little help with that one.
- 10:24So do you have any like writing rituals when you sit down to
- 10:28write? Do you have a process you follow
- 10:30very specifically every time, or is it kind of just wherever,
- 10:33whenever? Wherever, whenever.
- 10:35I mean it really is it. It sort of takes some of the
- 10:38magic away from it, but it is a job.
- 10:40And so I'm like, oh, I don't really feel like being creative
- 10:43today, but I would also like to get paid.
- 10:46So I guess I'm going to work. And I mean, sometimes I'll
- 10:49parcel it out, like if I'm really not feeling it, I'm like,
- 10:52OK, today is the day where I'm going to go through my emails
- 10:54and do the admin and. The brainless stuff.
- 10:58And so it comes and goes, but I'm I'm just going to sit down
- 11:01and do it. I have an 8 year old here at
- 11:03home and like, there's no chance of planning anything.
- 11:07There's no chance to have sweet little rituals because if I
- 11:10light a candle, he's going to come and blow it out.
- 11:12If I try to put music on, he's going to like, drown it out.
- 11:15With Lego Movie, there's there's no hope here.
- 11:18Well, it just shows the strength of your mind to be able to still
- 11:21do all that with that distraction around you.
- 11:25It's all chaos all the time. How do you get anything done?
- 11:29I don't know. It's amazing.
- 11:31I just ignore my family and there's not a single clean
- 11:34clothing in the house and we're getting out of trouble.
- 11:37Where is? Fine, That's totally fine.
- 11:39I mean, it's important to get the books done.
- 11:40Honestly, I would. I'm sitting in a pile of chaos
- 11:44right now because I spend my time doing the creative stuff
- 11:47instead of the technical stuff. So I mean.
- 11:50That's the fun stuff, right? Exactly.
- 11:53Life is too short to do dishes. Exactly.
- 12:00So do you have like a workspace at least?
- 12:02Or do you have to just kind of carve out a little spot for
- 12:05yourself wherever you can? I do have a workspace now.
- 12:09I've only had it since about six months into the pandemic, where
- 12:14I realized that I would murder literally everybody in the
- 12:17vicinity if I could not shut my office door.
- 12:20And we originally had like a game room and it had like, you
- 12:23know, we had a spare couch, old relative that we had passed me
- 12:27down couch and it was just kind of a junk room.
- 12:30And I was like, OK, clearing everything out.
- 12:32And I'm buying Billy bookcases and this is going to be a thing
- 12:35now. I said that was my big pandemic
- 12:37project. That's great.
- 12:40Like it helps to sometimes have that environment, you know,
- 12:42separate. It really does.
- 12:45Do you mind if we chat a little about your Star Wars writing?
- 12:48I never mind chatting about Star Wars.
- 12:51I was going to say. Were you always a fan, even
- 12:53before you wrote for Star Wars? Always a fan, actually.
- 12:57The whole reason why I wrote Across the Universe, my debut
- 13:00was because of Star Wars, because I had an idea for for it
- 13:04was basically a murder mystery that had to be contained.
- 13:07And I was like, oh, I think I want to put this on spaceship.
- 13:10But I was like, I don't know how to write scifi.
- 13:11I don't even like scifi because my husband will read really like
- 13:15hard military scifi. And that's not my cup of tea.
- 13:18And I was like, there's no sci-fi, I can't write a sci-fi.
- 13:21And he was like, well, you like Star Wars.
- 13:23And I was like, well, yeah, he was like, well, that's sci-fi.
- 13:25I was like, yeah, I guess it is. That kind of gave me the courage
- 13:30to write a book about space. That's so cool.
- 13:33I love well, and to kind of branch out into something you
- 13:37weren't sure you were familiar with and that was your debut,
- 13:40like, that's that's pretty cool. That's awesome.
- 13:43Everyone of the other 10 novels I had written were all fantasy.
- 13:46I was going to say your your other stuff like Night of the
- 13:49Witch and everything like that. It seems very fantasy based, but
- 13:51Star Wars is that great combination of scifi and fantasy
- 13:54really because it's about Wizards, but in space so.
- 13:57Exactly. It's it's it really is the
- 13:59perfect blend of both. It's the best of all worlds.
- 14:05And all galaxies? Yes, exactly.
- 14:08So how how did you end up writing for Star Wars?
- 14:11Even our patrons, we opened up some questions at the end.
- 14:13They were like, how did how? How does it happen?
- 14:16How do you become a Star Wars writer?
- 14:19Everybody always asks that, even people who don't want to be
- 14:22writers, they're just like, but how I I actually asked my
- 14:27publicist for Rebel Rising. I was like, how did you guys
- 14:30find me? Because whatever I did.
- 14:31Like, thank God I did it, but have because they came to me for
- 14:34it. And So what?
- 14:36Let me let me back up a little. I'll say that I got a phone call
- 14:39from my agent and it was before Rogue One had been announced.
- 14:42It was still being called a Star Wars Anthology story.
- 14:46There was No title. Nobody.
- 14:48I think. I think Felicity was attached
- 14:50but maybe that was it. Like there was no like character
- 14:53names, no plot, nothing had been released.
- 14:56And my agent calls me and she's like, would you ever like to
- 14:58write for Star Wars? And I was like, yes, I will do
- 15:02it for free. Just let me go.
- 15:04She was like, okay, don't tell them you'll do it for free.
- 15:07And meanwhile, they want you to do this thing that's it's not
- 15:11going to be like Han, Luke and Leia.
- 15:13It's going to be this totally different thing.
- 15:15I was like, I don't care. I'll do it.
- 15:16If it's Star Wars, I'll do it. And it ended up being the Rogue
- 15:19One Rebel Rising novel. And I got to fly to San
- 15:22Francisco and go to the Lucasville publishing offices.
- 15:26And then they took us and all the other people who are writing
- 15:29in. For the Rogue One movie, they
- 15:32took us into this little room and we each got a copy of the
- 15:34script and we couldn't take our cell phones out.
- 15:37There are no, I don't think there are any windows in the
- 15:39room. And we just had to sit at this
- 15:41little conference table and read the script because it could, the
- 15:44papers could not physically leave the room.
- 15:46It was like, Oh my God, high security.
- 15:48I I could imagine it's like a Cold War bunker down there.
- 15:52It was like that. It was so crazy.
- 15:55Meanwhile I I know sure hand and so I was like.
- 15:58Pulling direct quotes in my notebook and like I was like
- 16:01scribbling as much as the script.
- 16:02I was like Oh my God, this is so good, this is so good.
- 16:04And I at that point I didn't even know what book I was
- 16:06writing. I was just like I have to know
- 16:07the whole script. And then I met with my editor
- 16:11and she was like, we want you to write a prequel.
- 16:13So you don't really need to know anything about the script except
- 16:15for the 1st 5 minutes. I was like, OK, well, gosh.
- 16:19I'm glad I know the whole script.
- 16:20Anyway, it's really cool. But like it very clearly tied in
- 16:26very well. Like you even had the
- 16:27characterization down of gin. And like, I don't know, it
- 16:30seemed pretty flawless, like you already knew what was coming.
- 16:36It it was a lot. I mean, I definitely, I did know
- 16:38what was coming. So that that was very helpful
- 16:40and I could. It was almost like working in
- 16:42reverse with a character like I knew where she ended up and I
- 16:45knew how she started off for her first seven years of life.
- 16:50And I just had to fill in the middle and connect those two
- 16:53dots. And so it was a fun challenge to
- 16:55try to show how she became as jaded as she was.
- 16:58But yeah, it was. It was a once in a lifetime
- 17:01experience and I'm still pinching myself over.
- 17:03I it's one of my favorite Star Wars books.
- 17:06I'm I'm actually very picky Star Wars book reader and it it just
- 17:09blew me away. It was and it broke my heart.
- 17:13It was so good. And so like it was just that's
- 17:17we say this all the time on our podcast Star Wars is pain.
- 17:20Like it's just that is how it is.
- 17:22It was very in character. It's have it be poetic and
- 17:25beautiful and sad and awesome. She was a badass at the same
- 17:29time. And I loved that you had the
- 17:32Wobani stuff, like the back and forth between her prison and
- 17:35then what her Oh gosh, it was so good.
- 17:37That was so cold. Thank.
- 17:39You. That it was.
- 17:41It was really just such a dream to write and I loved it, even
- 17:45though I had to end up rewriting most of it.
- 17:48So when you get a Star Wars project, do they give you
- 17:52parameters that you need to hit, or are you kind of just given an
- 17:55overview and you kind of fill in the blanks or?
- 17:58Star Wars is no good to work with, and I'm not saying that
- 18:01just because I want to work with them for the rest of my life,
- 18:04but they sincerely are great people to work with.
- 18:07So for for this one, for Rebel Rising, they were like, OK.
- 18:11You start here when Jen's a child and you tell us what
- 18:13happens and they're like, we know what happens here.
- 18:16We know what happens here. You feel in the middle.
- 18:17You have free creativity and free reign.
- 18:21And so I could come up with anything I wanted to within
- 18:23those parameters. And then some of the script did
- 18:27end up changing and that sort of changed the parameters.
- 18:30So they didn't like, make me rewrite it or anything, but to
- 18:32make everything fit, I did have to do a lot of rewriting there
- 18:35at the last sort of the last second on it.
- 18:38But but yeah, they just basically were like here's.
- 18:41Here's this block of time. Fill it with whatever you want.
- 18:44And so like with as we all know, there's like Star Wars Canon
- 18:48kind of violence in in the Star Wars universe.
- 18:51But yours was definitely, I don't want to say it was
- 18:54heavier, but it was definitely more mature, especially
- 18:57considering that she had all these different heartbreaks that
- 18:59she goes through. And then the prison was pretty
- 19:02dark and bleak. Did you get any push back on
- 19:05anything like that or did you kind of push it as far as you
- 19:08felt like they would less you or?
- 19:10I don't think I was very conscious of it.
- 19:13I mean, I guess it is pretty bleak, but I didn't think I was
- 19:17bleak at the time. I was just like, well, this is
- 19:18what's gonna have to have to happen to her character.
- 19:21And so I just did the thing and handed it to him.
- 19:23And they're like. Yep, that's cool.
- 19:24It was so good. And it's realistic, I think.
- 19:27I mean, if you're going to get a character who's as jaded as she
- 19:29is, there's kind of a natural progression.
- 19:32This could have to happen to get to that point.
- 19:35Yeah, that. That was the thing.
- 19:36It really was about breaking someone's spirit, but not all
- 19:39the way because she still has to have the ability to see Hope
- 19:43again. Yeah, Did you find any of the?
- 19:47Because you've also written Princess Leia and Ha and Solo
- 19:50and all the amazing characters of The Princess and the
- 19:54Scoundrel, did you do you find any of the characters are
- 19:57easiest to write, and some that are much harder to write?
- 20:01Or do you just kind of enjoy playing in the sandbox, so to
- 20:04speak? I I love playing in the sandbox,
- 20:07Leia and Han. There's a lot of pressure to get
- 20:10those right because when I wrote Rebel Rising, nobody knows, or
- 20:14at the time, nobody knew who Jin was.
- 20:16Like. She was a blank slate.
- 20:18And so nobody could tell me I got it wrong because there
- 20:21wasn't a right yet. But literally everybody on Earth
- 20:24knows Han and Leia. And if I messed it up, everybody
- 20:28on Earth will hate me forever because that's the normal
- 20:31reaction that would happen. That's how I would be.
- 20:34So there was definitely a lot of pressure, but I I just had so
- 20:38much fun with it that I was able to sort of push it a little bit
- 20:41to the side. I will see the character that's
- 20:44hardest for me to write is Luke and all the scenes with Luke and
- 20:47the Princess and the scoundrel I had to rewrite.
- 20:50And the reason why is because growing up I had a brother named
- 20:54Luke and the whole reason why I have really long hair is because
- 20:57of Princess Leia. So growing up my brother played
- 21:01Luke and I played Leia and we would like attack each other
- 21:04with PVC pipes and like the whole thing, but like that was
- 21:08my brother. So of course I'm going to make
- 21:10him be an annoying idiotic brother, cuz that's the Luke I
- 21:15knew. So the real Luke in my head kept
- 21:18matching up with the Luke in fiction.
- 21:21And so like always I would get notes back, like why is Luke
- 21:24such a wet blanket and why doesn't anybody like Luke?
- 21:27And I'm like, well, cuz he's an annoying brother.
- 21:33Oh my gosh, that's so funny. It's so common.
- 21:35Though honestly, Luke is often portrayed as kind of like
- 21:38whining and complaining. Just a little bit of a wet
- 21:42blanket. Can't be, Yeah.
- 21:44I mean, like, who wants to go to Tashi Station and pick up his
- 21:47power converters? And then he.
- 21:50I mean, he becomes a Jedi Knight, but he's just kind of
- 21:52like, too chill about it, like. Come on.
- 21:55It's like we know. We know where you came from,
- 21:57Luke. Come on.
- 21:59Moving. Anybody.
- 22:01It's all you drinking, blue milk.
- 22:04I know, I love. He's always portrayed as like
- 22:06drinking hot cocoa. He's really he's he's very much
- 22:13like cottage core. Like if this was real life, like
- 22:17Leo would be a punk and Han would just be like a country.
- 22:20He would be like the country farmer guy, but Luke would be
- 22:23just cottage core. Like I just want to gratitude.
- 22:27Wrapped in his homemade quilt. I know, right?
- 22:32I mean, I love him, but he doesn't really get bad ass until
- 22:35the last dead eye. This is true, yeah.
- 22:37I mean, he kind of. It takes a while.
- 22:39It takes a while for him to get there, yeah, but I mean, it
- 22:42definitely is superseded in my head, like both Luke's in my
- 22:46life, so separating them is very impossible.
- 22:51So how do you then, like how how do you get into the characters
- 22:56voices? Do you have a process for that?
- 22:58Like I have a tendency to absorb as much material and then put it
- 23:02aside and then let it kind of filter.
- 23:04But you know, you're like you said, you're working with
- 23:07characters everybody knows and has an opinion about.
- 23:10So how do you get into their head before the Princess and the
- 23:14Scoundrel? I did watch the movie, or for
- 23:17the last two movies primarily multiple times, just
- 23:20back-to-back. I was taking like notes on every
- 23:23bit of banter and try to capture some of that wit without reusing
- 23:27the same words and that sort of thing.
- 23:30But actually for that one specifically, it got to the
- 23:32point where, like some of the some of the things that Han Solo
- 23:36says he gets away with because it's in Harrison Ford's mouth
- 23:40and Harrison Ford is sexy enough that we will forgive a little
- 23:44bit of misogyny. Because I'm there were a few
- 23:48times and I was like, this might be pushing it like on text.
- 23:52If you look at what he's actually saying, this might be
- 23:53pushing it. So what I would do is I would
- 23:56read for Princess Leia and I would make my husband read for
- 23:59Han. And we would go back and forth
- 24:01to see if we could get the voice where it would still be like fun
- 24:03banter instead of mean banter and sort of draw that line
- 24:07because banter can, it can go either way.
- 24:09So the way I got their voices was literally speaking aloud
- 24:13their lines in the book with my husband.
- 24:16That's so interesting because you're right, like tone can be
- 24:20lost in text, right? Like, yeah, like if I could just
- 24:23have Harrison Ford read it, everything would have been fine
- 24:26and nobody would have said anything and we would all just
- 24:28swoon. But but if really like black and
- 24:31white pages, you gotta. I wanted to make sure he didn't
- 24:34come across as like a jerk. I know.
- 24:38More of a jerk than Laya would have, yeah.
- 24:41Yeah, I mean, he has his moments where he's not terribly
- 24:43pleasant, but we, like you said, you've got to forgive it because
- 24:46it's it's also kind of charming when it's hair set forward,
- 24:50right. And as long as you know where
- 24:51it's coming. From Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 24:55He's a diamond in the rough, right?
- 24:57Exactly. OK.
- 24:59Well, let's transition then to your new work.
- 25:02I am very excited and very curious about your new book
- 25:07that's coming out The Night of the Witch.
- 25:10It's coming out really, really soon.
- 25:11So can you give us like a like a mini synopsis for our listeners
- 25:15so they can get intrigued and go out and buy it right away?
- 25:19Yeah. So now The Witch is a cowritten
- 25:21book. I wrote it with Sarah Rosh, and
- 25:24it's about a it's about the real witch trials of Trier, Germany,
- 25:28which a lot of Americans don't know about.
- 25:30But it was the bloodiest massacre of human life outside
- 25:34of war in Europe ever. So it was, it was a matter like
- 25:38we know about Salem witch trials, but hundreds of years
- 25:41before Salem there was Trier. It really is one of the ones
- 25:44that really kicked off the whole witch hunting European
- 25:46experience. That's not the right word, but
- 25:49it was one of the first really, really bad ones.
- 25:52And Sarah and I were just, we have both written different
- 25:55historical novels and we started talking about witch hunts and
- 25:57that one specifically. And it's all sort of evolved
- 26:00into the story of what if there were real witches and a real
- 26:05witch hunter who and then they fall in love.
- 26:08Like the ultimate crux of the story is like the witch hunter
- 26:11falls in love with the witch he's been assigned to kill.
- 26:13And it it sort of brings in real magic and like how bad a witch
- 26:18hunt can be and extrapolates it from there.
- 26:21So we start in true Germany in 1599 and we end up in the Black
- 26:25Forest. So they have a little medieval
- 26:27road trip with real magic and witch hunters all around and
- 26:30it's really fun. That's awesome.
- 26:35Well, and I was you kind of tie into one of my questions.
- 26:38I know that you write fantasy, but how do you research for
- 26:42this? Was this based on something
- 26:44real? So that is because I I knew that
- 26:46there were obviously we know the Salem witch trials, but there
- 26:49were also crusades in Europe, not just in, you know, the
- 26:53Middle East, there was religious crusades against Protestantism.
- 26:57But that, I mean that doesn't even tie into things like the
- 27:00witch hunting in Europe, so. When did this take place, this
- 27:04actual purging that you you're referencing?
- 27:08Yeah, the real one took place in the late 1500s in Germany and
- 27:12you're the Protestant and the Catholicism and that was at its
- 27:16height of of issues in the late 1500s.
- 27:19The true diocese was a very Catholic and then the further
- 27:22east and West, things shifted around a lot.
- 27:25So there was a lot of research of like, where can they go and
- 27:28should they pretend to be Catholic or should they pretend
- 27:30to be Protestant here, Like which, which route are we going
- 27:32on that one. So it was a lot of research in
- 27:35those lines and we brought in as much real things as we could
- 27:39because I'm very much the history nerd.
- 27:41Sarah did the magic and I did the history.
- 27:43And so it is to the point. The first part of the book is
- 27:46basically a heist where the witch hunter and the witch team
- 27:49up to free the innocent people who have been like caught up in
- 27:52this this net. And there's a real plan to blow
- 27:57up part of the streets and the aqueducts and specific
- 28:00buildings. And I'm not saying that if you
- 28:02got a bunch of dynamite it would work, but I am saying that I
- 28:06researched it really really well and that the tunnel system I
- 28:09found was accurate and I did the math to figure out how much
- 28:13gunpowder you would need. So.
- 28:15There you go, folks. Let's put it at.
- 28:17That an overnight sensation. This is the work we're talking.
- 28:21About. Did you get to go in person to
- 28:25do any, like in person research for this or was it mostly
- 28:27online? Well, Sarah and I started
- 28:30writing this as sort of a pandemic project, so we
- 28:34absolutely could not travel during that time because we
- 28:36wrote it at the height of the pandemic to the point where we
- 28:39couldn't even like e-mail museums because all the museums
- 28:42were closed. So everything that we were
- 28:44researching we just had to whatever was public domain and
- 28:48whatever we could get access to without actually meeting humans.
- 28:52But before the book came out, I did get a chance to go to Trier
- 28:56and sort of like double check everything.
- 28:59And it was it was really an amazing experience because I it
- 29:03was to the point where I was using Google Street View and
- 29:06clicking to see how many steps it would take to get from
- 29:08building to building because most of those buildings are
- 29:11still there. And so I wanted to make it
- 29:13really accurate because you could literally visit almost
- 29:16every site we mentioned in the book.
- 29:18And then being there in real life was just mind blowing.
- 29:22So I was like, oh, if I turn left, there's the apothecary and
- 29:25I would physically turn left and it was right there and I was
- 29:27like whoa, it was just mind boggling.
- 29:30It was also the first time that's ever happened.
- 29:33But the second time that's ever happened was when I got to go
- 29:36backstage at the Galactic Star Cruiser and see that because I
- 29:41had to write this in the scoundrel without before the
- 29:45before the Star cruiser hotel was built, the book was done
- 29:47before the hotel was open to the public.
- 29:49And I never got to go inside. And fortunately in April, I was
- 29:55able to like, pull some contacts and sneak aboard and actually go
- 29:59in the physical space. And I was like, where's the
- 30:01deck? And there's the place where they
- 30:03carved their initials in the engineering room.
- 30:05And like it was. It's so hard to have something
- 30:08that was in your brain become like a real place you can stand
- 30:11in. That is, that must have blown
- 30:14your mind a little bit. It's so crazy to have it be
- 30:17something that you're so into mentally you're you're you know
- 30:20as you're working on the project for an extended period of time
- 30:22and then to have it come to life around you that must be so
- 30:25surreal. It it was mindful, like, I can't
- 30:29even describe it. It's the most real experience
- 30:32ever. Like the two of them happening
- 30:35within a year of each other, going to Trier were not as,
- 30:37which was. And then going to the galactic
- 30:39star cruiser with with Teapats and seeing what what existed
- 30:44really in my imaginations. Like it's a physical place that
- 30:47I can touch and there's other people here and they're all
- 30:49seeing it too. So wild.
- 30:54OK, so I I read you you posted the other day the the dedication
- 31:00in your new book The Night of the Witch, and I want to talk
- 31:03about it because it gave me chills, honestly.
- 31:06Thank you. Do you want to read it, or do
- 31:09you? Do you know it by heart?
- 31:12Oh, you've got your book right there.
- 31:15That's why I have the book. Here.
- 31:18Sensation is to every witch that burned and every witch that
- 31:22watched and every promise they made in the smoke.
- 31:26Literally just gave me goosebumps again.
- 31:28I just that is, first of all, it's beautiful, but second of
- 31:32all, it just evokes so much of the history and also the
- 31:36emotion. And what is not spoken about
- 31:39those time periods and all that happened?
- 31:42But is there any kind of hidden meaning?
- 31:44I mean, you don't have to tell us if if there's a hidden
- 31:46meaning there, but why did you choose that as the dedication?
- 31:50I think a part of it is because I so I wrote the character of
- 31:54Otto. It's dual point of view.
- 31:55There's Otto and Fritzy, Autos to Witch Hunter and Fritzy's to
- 31:58Witch. I wrote the point of view of
- 31:59Otto, and you eventually find out in his back story that his
- 32:03mother was burned as a witch and like he knows she was innocent.
- 32:06Like he he knows absolutely his father wanted to get rid of her,
- 32:09he wanted a different wife. It was easiest to accuse her of
- 32:11witchcraft like he was a child at the time, but could see what
- 32:14was happening. And that sort of powerlessness
- 32:17in the face of apathy became a huge motivator for him.
- 32:21Because even as the witch hunters, like many of the witch
- 32:25hunters, as in real history, they knew that these people were
- 32:29not real witches. They were the outcast of
- 32:31society. They were the people in the way
- 32:32they were the protesters. They were easy to get rid of,
- 32:37but they knew they weren't real witches.
- 32:38Like some people probably were caught up in the hysteria, but
- 32:41there were too many people who profited from it for that to be
- 32:44the case. And so knowing that there was
- 32:48apathy, but also knowing that you couldn't say anything
- 32:50without then becoming a victim yourself, became a foundation
- 32:54both for the story and for that dedication.
- 32:57Yeah. The people who watched, you
- 32:59know, there was both a mixture of family who had to be silent,
- 33:02but also betrayers who maybe put that person in the flames
- 33:06themselves and had to stand and watch and see what their
- 33:09consequences were, isn't it? It's just like such a chilling
- 33:13time period where you had no autonomy and to think, I know
- 33:18people say that. You know, times are hard now,
- 33:20and they are. I'm not discrediting that.
- 33:22But these people aren't being burned at this stake for just
- 33:26existing, you know, especially when you add up who the victims
- 33:31generally were like. They were generally women who
- 33:34had very little power, who were either spinsters or widows,
- 33:38usually poor. So poverty had a big role in it,
- 33:42and then anybody who was different.
- 33:43So if you were born with any sort of abnormality or anything
- 33:46like that, it was 900 times more difficult just to stay alive.
- 33:52Yeah, yeah, that's it's so chilling.
- 33:55The fact that these things were done in the name of religion
- 33:58also when it was so cold hearted and not loving, the kind of the
- 34:04opposite of what we think of as religious action, you know, it's
- 34:08that's one of the things I love about this kind of writing is
- 34:11because it is a way of educating people while telling a really
- 34:16great story. You know, and it's like this is,
- 34:18it's an emotional story, it's a human interest story, but it's
- 34:21also something that really kind of happened.
- 34:23I know there's magic in the story as well, but so you said
- 34:27that you wrote, you wrote auto, Is that right?
- 34:30And so how did that work to cowrite a book with somebody?
- 34:35What was the process like with with that?
- 34:37How did you guys do that? Oh, it was so much fun because
- 34:41because it was during the pandemic where we were trapped
- 34:43at home. And I would write, well,
- 34:45actually she wrote the first chapter and then she sent it to
- 34:47me. And then I would edit hers and
- 34:49then write mine and then send it to her, and she would edit mine
- 34:52and write hers. So we went back and forth and
- 34:54the end result was that we basically edited the book as we
- 34:58went, and we automatically had a second set of eyes on our words.
- 35:01So the draft we made was a lot cleaner than a normal draft that
- 35:04I would make on my own. But also like, I'm super
- 35:08competitive. Like I tried.
- 35:11I tried to keep it on the low but like, I will competitive
- 35:14Y'all. And so she had a kissing scene.
- 35:17I was like, well, I'll make a kissing scene even hotter if she
- 35:20had like body horror. I was like, I will make that
- 35:23even more horrific. We just played off of each other
- 35:28and we constantly want nothing. I don't even know if she
- 35:30realized how much this this was a competition to me, because
- 35:33Sarah was probably just like, well, I'm writing my little
- 35:35story and I was. Like I will do it too and like
- 35:41and it worked out. We ended up with a great book.
- 35:44That's amazing. But that's tricky, right,
- 35:47because especially because you might have different voices and
- 35:50you might have different styles. So to kind of blend that all
- 35:53together and be competitive at the same time, it's pretty.
- 35:57I think we cared about also worked out pretty well because
- 36:00some things I would care like passionately about.
- 36:02And she was just like, OK, you can put that historical detail
- 36:05about the Romans in there. It's fine.
- 36:08Some of the stuff that he cared a lot about.
- 36:10I didn't. So, like, by pure accident we
- 36:12made all of our characters blonde because we just weren't.
- 36:16I didn't keep up with it. I never put your person.
- 36:18I don't keep up with it. And when my editor pointed it
- 36:21out, she was like, you know, maybe not have everybody be
- 36:23blonde. Sarah was just like, Oh my God.
- 36:26But Fritzy is blonde. I don't know what to do because
- 36:28she is blonde. I can't.
- 36:29I was like, I don't care. We can make Otter brunette.
- 36:32She was just like, Are you sure that's such a major decision.
- 36:34I was like, I just made him pretty mad at mine.
- 36:40Well that's perfect that you're like the perfect mix and match,
- 36:43right you've yeah, we had a good balance.
- 36:45That's really good. That's so funny.
- 36:49Well, Speaking of those saucy kissing scene, I saw that you
- 36:53revealed some some saucy artwork on your Instagram.
- 36:57Yeah. Does that come with a preorder
- 37:00or was that just for patrons? So that was going to be the
- 37:03preorder campaign that Source Books had, but they deemed it a
- 37:07little bit too saucy. And so now they're going to get
- 37:10a new art print. So if you were like, sorry, if
- 37:16you submitted your preorder in like that one weekend window,
- 37:19they're going to honor those. But I I think that's going to be
- 37:21it. And they're going to get a
- 37:22different art print. Why is it?
- 37:24Is it for? Is it YA?
- 37:27It is. It is a YA book.
- 37:28Yeah, I think people were starting to mention the report
- 37:31today. It was all romance.
- 37:33And it's not all romance. Like there is definitely like
- 37:36the scene is in the book, but it's not the whole book, so.
- 37:38Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, it made me kind of wonder
- 37:42how much say do you have over that kind of stuff, especially
- 37:45like the book covers, like you have a beautifully consistent
- 37:48kind of art style, especially for the last like couple of
- 37:51books that you've done. I mean actually even just within
- 37:54your other series that you have. So as an author, how much say do
- 37:58you have over that kind of stuff?
- 38:01None at all. None at all for the books that I
- 38:04self published, because I do self publish as well, I do both.
- 38:08I get to dictate everything about it.
- 38:09So like Museum of Magic is self published and I hired my own
- 38:14artist so I was like here's my vision and she made it even
- 38:18better than because I'm not a graphic person.
- 38:20But then with the books that are traditionally published like the
- 38:23publisher just it's like here's your cover, hope you like it.
- 38:26But I will say the source books, they they also do a lot of
- 38:29trials. So they came up with multiple
- 38:31different ones and they did consider our our input up.
- 38:34It wasn't completely blase, but, but that's part of the thing
- 38:38with traditional publishing you you hand them some power because
- 38:41you trust that they know better and they generally do.
- 38:44Yeah, yeah, They're hopefully, you know, people do judge books
- 38:48by their cover and absolutely, it really look good.
- 38:53Yeah, yeah. So you kind of, I guess you
- 38:58touched on a little bit, you said self-publishing.
- 39:00I saw on your website that you do serial novels.
- 39:04Yeah. Can you explain a little bit
- 39:06like that just immediately made me think of Charles Dickens and
- 39:09like Alexander Dumas, who would like publish a chapter every
- 39:12week in their newspapers. But is it similar to that?
- 39:15Is that can you explain? That's the same concept, exact
- 39:18same thing. Yeah, I started with Kendall
- 39:20Vella, and because Kendall Vella is still America only, I wanted
- 39:24to like widen it. So I also do it on Patreon now.
- 39:28But I do one chapter a week for Museum of Magic and House of Hex
- 39:32to sequel to that. So those were all published one
- 39:34chapter a week. But I also, so I started Museum
- 39:37of Magic also during the Pandemic because my Dungeons and
- 39:40Dragons team split up because we couldn't meet each other in real
- 39:43life because of the pandemic. And we're like, I missed my
- 39:47dices and so I would take one, needed the fix.
- 39:52So I started the serial as a way to do Dungeons and Dragons with
- 39:56my readers. And So what I do is every week I
- 40:00have a little outline and what the character will, the choices
- 40:04the character will face. And then I roll the dice to find
- 40:06out the outcome of all of it. And I do that on video for my
- 40:10Patreon. And then at the end, my Patreons
- 40:14get to vote on one major decision.
- 40:16So they get to have the input and decide basically either how
- 40:19that chapter ends or how the next one will begin.
- 40:21And I wrote the entirety of Museum of Magic that way.
- 40:24And we're almost done with House of Hecks, and I wrote it that
- 40:27way as well. That is so interesting and and
- 40:31what like a fun exercise for your brain too.
- 40:34Because like yes, we can come up with story beginning, middle end
- 40:37and write you know all the bits in between.
- 40:40But to have to make it up as you go and kind of have a little bit
- 40:42of a guideline or a rule with the whatever the the voting
- 40:47results are, that's really interesting.
- 40:49How fun It's been a lot of fun and it's really made me have to
- 40:53think about how I write and make sure that I have really strong
- 40:56choices. Because I I was very honest,
- 40:59like I do all the dice rolling on camera so my readers see it,
- 41:03they know I'm not faking it. And multiple times they printed
- 41:05out, like we could tell from your face that's not where you
- 41:08wanted the dice to roll. And like some of the times they
- 41:14have made these votes from like you guys, I could not have been
- 41:17more obvious that this was not a good choice.
- 41:19And yet they still voted that way.
- 41:22You need to release like a director's cut where you have
- 41:25your version of it that comes out.
- 41:28The whole reason why there's a sequel is because they made a
- 41:30terrible vote, because it was, it was such a I thought I was
- 41:35being so obvious. Like the whole theme of the
- 41:38first book is you don't trust the Fay.
- 41:41And then they voted to trust the Fay.
- 41:43And I was like, what? I had to write a whole another
- 41:48book for it. OK, let's see.
- 41:52Where am I? My questions list.
- 41:54Oh. People can preorder now, right?
- 41:57The book comes out soon, like October 3rd I think.
- 42:00Is that correct? Which is also my birthday.
- 42:03Is it really? And I'm not just saying that the
- 42:06people are buying it, but if it works, you can totally buy it.
- 42:11It's the best birthday gift you could give.
- 42:13Exactly. But people can preorder now
- 42:18correct? So why is it so important to
- 42:21preorder books? For authors, preordering books,
- 42:25especially for traditionally published books, is a huge deal
- 42:28because it basically tells the publisher how many books to
- 42:32print. And so if they get a lot of
- 42:34preorders, they're like, oh, this is going to be a big deal.
- 42:37We'll print more books, we'll do more marketing, we'll send it to
- 42:39more stores. We can tell the stories that
- 42:42people want it. It could get picked up by Indy
- 42:45list and things like that. And so it is very, very vital.
- 42:48And like, nobody wants to say it, but Amazon ranking and
- 42:51Barnes and Noble ranking, it all kind of goes into it.
- 42:54And especially with a debut or like the first week of a book,
- 42:58that's your greatest chance for hitting the New York Times.
- 43:00So everybody wants all the orders to come in at once to
- 43:04give it like the biggest launch possible and hopefully like
- 43:06shoot it towards the stars. But yeah, the printers.
- 43:10Really. Really.
- 43:10Really. Really.
- 43:11Do help? Yeah.
- 43:13So everyone listening, go preorder your book.
- 43:15Where can people preorder it? Then do do you have a specific
- 43:18spot that's best? Oh, anywhere is good.
- 43:20Like honestly, anywhere you want to preorder is great if you'd
- 43:23like to get a signed copy by both me and Sarah and get all
- 43:27the preorder swag. The first tourist stop we're on
- 43:31at Malaprops is arranging that, so if you want to order a signed
- 43:35copy that has both signatures, tons of extra swag in it, you
- 43:39can get it from Malaprops and get all the bonus goodies.
- 43:42And they ship international. Oh, awesome.
- 43:45Malaprops is the small is the small bookshop, is that correct?
- 43:48Yeah, it's a book shop in Asheville, NC.
- 43:51Oh, oh, that's oh, that's so great.
- 43:53It's so important to yes, Amazon is convenient and all of that,
- 43:56but to support local book shops is just, Oh yeah, I know
- 43:59everyone who works in that store and they are all really, really
- 44:02good people, so. I used to work.
- 44:04I I worked at Borders back when that existed.
- 44:07And the people you work with at a bookstore, they're amazing.
- 44:09You always already have something in common, and you all
- 44:12spend your paycheck right back at the store.
- 44:15So it's just an endless circle. I I joke all the time that
- 44:18people need to buy my books so I can go buy other people's books.
- 44:21But it is literally true. There's always so much book
- 44:25money and we just swap it around with each other.
- 44:27That's it. It's true.
- 44:29And then your to read pile just gets taller and taller and
- 44:31taller until it's taller than you.
- 44:35I have a shelf that is just for my stuff I haven't read yet.
- 44:38Because I was starting it was all mixed in and I'm like I need
- 44:41to separate it so I can visually see what I need to do here.
- 44:45I I cannot separate it because then I would feel way way too
- 44:49guilty. The whole bookshelf this is not
- 44:53knowledge that I need. Putting extra pressure on
- 44:59yourself? That's like answering the door
- 45:02to the Faye. You just don't do it.
- 45:07So you're going to be on a tour then, is that you're going to go
- 45:10around and to other bookshops that?
- 45:13In different states, right? You're not just going to stick
- 45:15in North Carolina, so where can people see you?
- 45:22I do not have the tour memorized.
- 45:24We're going to be in Asheville, Atlanta, Baltimore, St.
- 45:30Louis and Cincinnati. I'm not sure what order that's
- 45:36in, but we will be in all those places and I will show up where
- 45:39my publicist tells me to show up.
- 45:43Can they get the info? Is it?
- 45:45Will it be on your website or where?
- 45:46Where can they find that? On my website at bethrevis.com.
- 45:49It's also on all my social media, so I will be shouting
- 45:53about it with the specifics. Like the specifics are all done,
- 45:56I just don't know them. Yeah.
- 45:58I mean, I can put you on the spot there.
- 45:59So even if you had told me to prepare like that's dates and
- 46:05times and my brain doesn't hold. Mine doesn't really either.
- 46:09I have trouble remembering just normal things from day-to-day.
- 46:12Now the file is full. Everything is filled in there.
- 46:16There's words in there, no numbers, none.
- 46:21So where can people find you then?
- 46:23On social media and website? And Sarah as well I guess
- 46:27because she also Co wrote yeah so I'm at bethrevis.com, she's
- 46:30at sarahrosh.com and we both have Instagram, TikTok, Twitter
- 46:35which I will only ever call Twitter.
- 46:38I technically have a Facebook so if you need to track me down
- 46:40there I will eventually check it there.
- 46:42So we're basically on all the socials.
- 46:46OK, great. That's awesome.
- 46:47So everybody, you have to go follow her and preorder that
- 46:51book right now because we it's very important to support
- 46:54authors in my opinion. I think it's important I approve
- 47:02of that. OK, so when we wrap up, we
- 47:08usually do like some rapid fire questions, Star Wars questions,
- 47:11Would you be game to do a few? Sure.
- 47:13All right, some rapid fire. Here's open.
- 47:17Are you a Jedi or a Sith Jedi, OK.
- 47:21Do you want to appreciate the doubt on your face at that it?
- 47:27Was a doubt, I swear. Well, no, no, you're pretty
- 47:30close with the thing. You might be Sith.
- 47:34You and me both then. OK, so this is most things
- 47:39Kenobi, so we do have to ask you some Obiwan questions.
- 47:42So which version of Obiwan's hair is your favorite?
- 47:47The Padawan, the BG Mullet or the Revenge of this We love your
- 47:53face and Obiwan like we don't need the rat tail.
- 47:58Like, no, the the Obi Wan haircut in the Obi Wan
- 48:02television series. Like.
- 48:04Ohh yes, I like that too. All of that.
- 48:10It redeemed the mullet. Really, It did.
- 48:12Hmm. OK, if you could wear just one
- 48:16Star Wars costume, what would it be?
- 48:19You know, I I kind of feel like the Jedi Rose would be really
- 48:22comfortable. Like I'd love to be as hot as
- 48:24Leia, but I'm not. And that metal bikini does not
- 48:27look comfortable, but like a Jedi robe is just like cloth
- 48:31lounging up. You know, we hear that a lot.
- 48:35People always say Jedi Robe's so comfortable.
- 48:38It's like, that's what I want. What special power would you
- 48:41like to have? I would.
- 48:43I would like to be able to have the Jedi mind trick the you will
- 48:46do what I say. Like I said, I'm competitive and
- 48:50bossy. You're like, if I could just be
- 48:52like you will clean your room, son.
- 48:54That would be nice. I was gonna say it might come in
- 48:57handy for parenting. It is your turn to do the dishes
- 49:01again like. OK, and what color lightsaber
- 49:06would you have? Oh yeah, purple would be
- 49:09awesome. But I feel like I'm not as cool
- 49:11as Mace, so I can't do that one. So I guess I would just have
- 49:15blue. And I mean, to be fair, I do
- 49:17have. The blue one.
- 49:21Oh my gosh. Yeah.
- 49:23Is it customer or is it? Is that somebody Specifically?
- 49:28It's. It's a custom one from Galaxy's
- 49:29Edge. That's.
- 49:30So cool, I still haven't made what I want.
- 49:34I It's on my like life bucket list.
- 49:38So what you need to do is you need to tell your son it's his
- 49:40birthday gift and then tell him that it's too fragile for him to
- 49:43have and it needs to go up on Mommy's bookcase.
- 49:47That worked out real well. You need to write a parenting
- 49:51book. Next is what you need to do.
- 49:54I mean not as I say that. I do admit that calling me a
- 49:57Seth might be more accurate, but it was the closest I had to a
- 50:03Jedi Mind truck. It's really.
- 50:06Oh, that's good. Oh, well, that is all my
- 50:13questions. That wraps us up.
- 50:15Do you have anything else you would like to add or say before
- 50:18we sign off? Thank you for having me.
- 50:21And Star Wars people are the best people, so I just love
- 50:24being a part of the community. So thank you for letting me live
- 50:27in this world a little bit longer.
- 50:30Thank you so much. Again, thank you for making
- 50:32time. Good luck on your tour.
- 50:34Good luck with all the book sales.
- 50:36I'm really excited to. I can't wait to read this book.
- 50:39Honestly, it's the Night of the Witch.
- 50:41Sounds sounds awesome and kind of like what I need in my life
- 50:44right now actually. I mean, I think it's a good life
- 50:48choice, so not biased at all. No, not at all.
- 50:53It's fine. Well, thank you again for
- 50:58everything and we wish you well. May the Force be with you, but
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