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Spider fARTS · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  (dramatic music)
• 0:10
  Charles: Breaking news tonight as a man accused
• 0:13
  Charles: of faking threatening texts to shut down
• 0:16
  Charles: a Rocky Horror production in Virginia.
• 0:19
  Nora: In Vermont.
• 0:20
  Charles: Vermont, the other V state.
• 0:22
  Charles: There too.
• 0:23
  Charles: More about this after the intro.
• 0:27
  Charles: (drill whirring)
• 1:15
  Charles: Have you guys ever had a moment?
• 1:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:18
  Charles: There's two different directions I can head in this.
• 1:22
  Charles: First off, hi everybody and welcome.
• 1:25
  Charles: I am your humblest of hosts, Charles Joseph Kelly,
• 1:29
  Charles: and with me, as always, we've got the hostess,
• 1:32
  Charles: with a mostest from Costas and Costas.
• 1:34
  Charles: We've got Nora.
• 1:35
  Nora: That's me, hi.
• 1:37
  Charles: Hi Nora.
• 1:37
  Charles: On the ones and twos, we got twos of them
• 1:40
  Charles: in the backs of the rooms today.
• 1:42
  Mandy: Hi!
• 1:43
  Charles: Are you having a stroke?
• 1:45
  Mandy: I'm here!
• 1:46
  Mandy: Hi!
• 1:47
  Mandy: You did it!
• 1:47
  Mandy: Oh my god, it's little Chris!
• 1:50
  Mandy: Little Chris is back, hi everybody!
• 1:53
  Mandy: I'm just a little guy.
• 1:55
  Mandy: He's just a little guy!
• 1:56
  Charles: And it's his first day.
• 1:59
  Charles: So have you guys ever done this show
• 2:02
  Charles: and just decided 15 minutes before
• 2:04
  Charles: that you didn't want to do the show.
• 2:05
  Mandy: Today, today.
• 2:07
  Mandy: I don't want to be here.
• 2:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 2:09
  Charles: That's the spirit.
• 2:10
  Charles: Did you ever think about sending yourself
• 2:13
  Charles: fake threatening texts to get out of Vibe Check?
• 2:16
  Mandy: I considered it.
• 2:19
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 2:22
  Charles: Nora sent this to me minutes before we went live.
• 2:27
  Charles: It's true.
• 2:28
  Charles: Minutes before.
• 2:28
  Charles: I was like, there's not enough time,
• 2:30
  Charles: Like there always is time.
• 2:32
  Charles: We need to talk about this.
• 2:34
  Charles: So-
• 2:34
  Chris: Mandy loves nothing more than putting new things
• 2:37
  Chris: in the rundown at the last second.
• 2:39
  Chris: Yeah.
• 2:39
  Charles: So, a Vermont man is accused of faking
• 2:45
  Charles: threatening text messages to get out of a musical production
• 2:48
  Charles: of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• 2:51
  Charles: The police said-- - Hi!
• 2:53
  Charles: The police said that in April,
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  Charles: Kenneth Grenier of 26th of Hyde Park
• 2:58
  Charles: reported getting harassing texts targeting his production
• 3:01
  Charles: of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• 3:04
  Nora: They had to cancel it.
• 3:05
  Charles: They had to cancel it
• 3:06
  Charles: because he was getting threatening texts about it.
• 3:09
  Nora: Okay.
• 3:10
  Nora: He sent those to himself.
• 3:12
  Charles: He sent the texts to himself
• 3:15
  Charles: and he admitted to faking the texts almost immediately.
• 3:19
  Mandy: Okay, but why?
• 3:20
  Mandy: I need to know the why.
• 3:22
  Charles: Well, first off, we need to dive into this.
• 3:26
  Charles: Let's get into the mind of a serial killer.
• 3:31
  Charles: (laughing)
• 3:31
  Charles: 'Cause I don't think there's much difference
• 3:33
  Charles: between this kind of behavior
• 3:35
  Charles: and those who murder others for fun.
• 3:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:39
  Nora: Pierre, should we shut down musical theater productions?
• 3:42
  Charles: First off, I want you to picture
• 3:44
  Charles: what role this person was playing.
• 3:46
  Charles: 'Cause I know, nobody else here knows.
• 3:49
  Charles: I was thinking-- - Frankfurter?
• 3:51
  Charles: Was it?
• 3:52
  Charles: Frankfurter, okay, we got a Frankfurter.
• 3:54
  Charles: I'm gonna say Riffraff.
• 3:56
  Nora: Riff raff?
• 3:56
  Charles: You think he was the director.
• 3:59
  Charles: Musical director.
• 4:00
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 4:01
  Nora: He's in judgement and he doesn't want to do it.
• 4:03
  Charles: He's like, I don't want to fucking play piano anymore.
• 4:06
  Charles: I cannot do this.
• 4:08
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 4:08
  Mandy: It's canceled.
• 4:10
  Mandy: So like if you've ever done musical theater
• 4:12
  Mandy: or theater of any kind, like the week before the show,
• 4:15
  Mandy: the director always kind of loses it
• 4:17
  Mandy: and is like, we're gonna cancel the whole show.
• 4:19
  Mandy: This is awful.
• 4:20
  Chris: As someone who's directed theatrical productions,
• 4:23
  Chris: yes, that is exactly what happens.
• 4:25
  Nora: Always, always.
• 4:26
  Nora: And he took it, he just started texting himself
• 4:29
  Nora: threats though, so he actually followed through.
• 4:31
  Charles: What do you think those threats were?
• 4:33
  Charles: Was it like, was he being-
• 4:36
  Mandy: Homophobic in nature?
• 4:37
  Charles: Homophobic to himself?
• 4:38
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 4:39
  Charles: Well, I'm not, it's kinda like-
• 4:40
  Nora: No, maybe, I don't know.
• 4:42
  Nora: Let's see, maybe he was, yeah, maybe it was homophobia.
• 4:45
  Nora: It had to have been homophobia.
• 4:47
  Chris: Maybe it said something like,
• 4:48
  Chris: if the musical director, and only the musical director
• 4:52
  Chris: does this show, I will plant an explosive in the theater.
• 4:58
  Charles: It sounds like a bomb threat or something.
• 5:01
  Charles: Chris, I like your shirt.
• 5:02
  Chris: Thank you, thank you.
• 5:03
  Charles: It is very open source Mickey Mouse.
• 5:08
  Chris: Yeah, I only wear it now because Mickey Mouse
• 5:11
  Chris: has entered the public domain,
• 5:12
  Chris: but only this particular version of Mickey Mouse.
• 5:15
  Chris: Yeah, it's true.
• 5:17
  Charles: The other thing that I wanted to talk about
• 5:19
  Charles: was before we went live, we went live 10 minutes
• 5:22
  Charles: before the show started, and we had that countdown always,
• 5:25
  Charles: as if you're watching the show,
• 5:26
  Charles: you probably are familiar with the countdown.
• 5:29
  Charles: It was 10 minutes.
• 5:31
  Charles: We told Nora to shut the fuck up.
• 5:36
  Charles: (laughing)
• 5:36
  Charles: Because she couldn't stop yapping.
• 5:38
  Mandy: How did that work?
• 5:39
  Charles: How did that work for the 10 minutes?
• 5:41
  Mandy: It didn't.
• 5:42
  Mandy: Three minutes.
• 5:44
  Charles: Three minutes into it?
• 5:46
  Charles: No, it was about five minutes into it.
• 5:48
  Charles: It was about five minutes into it.
• 5:49
  Charles: Nora goes, I can't do this.
• 5:52
  Charles: I can't not-- yeah.
• 5:55
  Nora: I can't not do this.
• 5:57
  Mandy: This is so hard.
• 5:58
  Charles: It's so hard not to talk at all times.
• 6:00
  Nora: I think I actually made it to about three minutes left.
• 6:04
  Charles: Yeah.
• 6:05
  Mandy: Wait, so you made it to seven minutes then, actually.
• 6:07
  Nora: I did not, yeah, for about seven minutes.
• 6:10
  Chris: I'm so proud of you.
• 6:11
  Chris: I think if we had taken a bet on this,
• 6:14
  Chris: I think you would have beat the spread.
• 6:16
  Nora: Yeah.
• 6:18
  Mandy: She's real competitive.
• 6:20
  Mandy: I'm gonna win.
• 6:21
  Mandy: I'm gonna win.
• 6:22
  Charles: So if I was to get out of vibe check,
• 6:26
  Charles: I would use explosive diarrhea.
• 6:28
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:30
  Mandy: Wait, wait, wait.
• 6:33
  Mandy: Everything is called into question now.
• 6:36
  Chris: Considering you have used that exact excuse before
• 6:40
  Chris: to not do the show, you just can't be trusted anymore.
• 6:43
  Charles: No, okay.
• 6:44
  Charles: Okay, wait, wait, wait.
• 6:45
  Charles: I would tell you guys that I'm not feeling it.
• 6:48
  Charles: I don't have the energy to do the show.
• 6:51
  Charles: In the moments that I've used on this show,
• 6:53
  Charles: I have used explosive diarrhea as an, not an excuse,
• 6:57
  Charles: it's a real thing.
• 6:58
  Charles: I've always been truthful to the situation
• 7:03
  Charles: and it would have been a bad situation
• 7:05
  Charles: for everybody involved.
• 7:05
  Mandy: I would just like to point out
• 7:07
  Mandy: that all the hot girlies have stomach issues.
• 7:10
  Mandy: It's true.
• 7:12
  Mandy: So when Charles was ill and was like,
• 7:15
  Mandy: "Hey, I eat food and then time it and it's out of my body within 30 minutes."
• 7:19
  Mandy: I was like, "Yeah, that's normal, right?"
• 7:20
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 7:21
  Mandy: That's all of us, right?
• 7:23
  Mandy: That's the reg!
• 7:24
  Charles: I know about that.
• 7:25
  Mandy: I mean, that's how you know you're hot.
• 7:28
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 7:30
  Charles: IBS stands for "I'm Beautiful, Slut."
• 7:32
  Charles: [laughter]
• 7:34
  Charles: Yes.
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  Charles: Yes.
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  Charles: Yes.
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  Charles: Yes.
• 7:38
  Charles: Yes.
• 7:39
  Nora: Okay, so did you find what the threats were that he made?
• 7:43
  Charles: I haven't found out what the threats are,
• 7:45
  Charles: but we need to dive into this further.
• 7:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 7:48
  Nora: We're gonna follow this story.
• 7:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 7:51
  Nora: Get into the Discord chats of all the stories here
• 7:55
  Nora: from Vermont and all the local newspapers.
• 7:58
  Charles: Do you know this person?
• 7:59
  Charles: I don't.
• 8:01
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:01
  Charles: But they could have gone to my college
• 8:03
  Charles: and I could have gone there at the same time.
• 8:05
  Charles: Is it from like your town?
• 8:06
  Nora: Well, I went, it's like one town over, yeah.
• 8:09
  Charles: Okay.
• 8:09
  Nora: It's the greater Burlington area
• 8:12
  Nora: And yes, it's nearby.
• 8:14
  Charles: The greater Burlington area.
• 8:16
  Nora: Yeah.
• 8:16
  Chris: Is that where Burlington Coat Factory is?
• 8:20
  Nora: No.
• 8:21
  Chris: Oh, okay.
• 8:21
  Nora: I think that's Burlington, Texas, actually.
• 8:24
  Chris: Shit.
• 8:25
  Nora: Yeah.
• 8:25
  Chris: I'm sorry, Chris.
• 8:27
  Chris: (laughing)
• 8:28
  Charles: That's why I'm just a little guy over here.
• 8:31
  Charles: He's asking the important questions
• 8:33
  Charles: about the origins of Burlington Coat Factory.
• 8:36
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 8:36
  Charles: Right, yeah.
• 8:38
  Charles: It's the journalist in me.
• 8:39
  Charles: I have to get to the bottom of things.
• 8:41
  Charles: How the hell has everybody been doing this week?
• 8:44
  Charles: Really good.
• 8:46
  Chris: My back really hurts.
• 8:49
  Chris: I jammed my back into the handrail
• 8:55
  Chris: of the stairs in my basement
• 8:58
  Chris: and I'm really glad I'm sitting in this wobbly chair
• 9:01
  Chris: for the next two hours.
• 9:02
  Mandy: Did you go to the doctor?
• 9:05
  Mandy: What's that?
• 9:07
  Mandy: Did you go to the doctor?
• 9:09
  Mandy: I'm just a little guy, I can't do the doctor.
• 9:12
  Charles: Little guy doctors are hard to find nowadays.
• 9:16
  Chris: Yeah, the little guy HMO,
• 9:19
  Chris: you have to schedule out months in advance.
• 9:20
  Chris: It's a real pain in the ass.
• 9:22
  Charles: And a pain in the back, too.
• 9:23
  Chris: It's a pain in the back.
• 9:24
  Mandy: A very, very small.
• 9:27
  Mandy: How did this happen?
• 9:28
  Chris: How did this happen, Chris?
• 9:30
  Chris: I was migrating one of the cat litter robots
• 9:35
  Chris: from one floor to another,
• 9:36
  Chris: and apparently lacked spatial awareness in the moment
• 9:41
  Chris: and just backed straight into the banister
• 9:43
  Chris: and thought, okay, well that's really gonna hurt tomorrow.
• 9:46
  Chris: And that was four days ago.
• 9:48
  Charles: Oh no.
• 9:51
  Mandy: Maybe, maybe it's time to go to the doctor.
• 9:52
  Charles: Maybe it's time.
• 9:54
  Charles: Hey Chris, if we're here this next week
• 9:56
  Charles: and you're still in pain, we're bringing,
• 9:59
  Charles: as a bit for the show,
• 10:01
  Charles: We're gonna need urgent care.
• 10:02
  Charles: We're gonna live stream you going to the doctor.
• 10:05
  Chris: I will live stream going to urgent care.
• 10:07
  Chris: Yeah, that sounds good.
• 10:09
  Chris: Yeah.
• 10:10
  Mandy: You heard it, you heard it.
• 10:11
  Mandy: There were promises made.
• 10:12
  Chris: We're not violating HIPAA
• 10:14
  Mandy: because we're part of your party.
• 10:16
  Chris: Yeah, and I disclosed it myself, so it's okay.
• 10:18
  Charles: How do you feel about chiropractors
• 10:20
  Charles: if it's like a dislocated thing in your back?
• 10:23
  Charles: How do you feel about chiropractors?
• 10:24
  Chris: I've been to a chiropractor a handful of times
• 10:28
  Chris: and I think for legitimate back and neck pain,
• 10:30
  Chris: it can be helpful,
• 10:32
  Chris: But I think that's about where the legitimacy stops.
• 10:36
  Charles: Do you guys know the story of how a chiropractor came to be?
• 10:40
  Charles: Where it's at, where chiropractic came from?
• 10:43
  Chris: Did it come from Burlington, Texas?
• 10:46
  Nora: A ghost told the original chiropractor.
• 10:49
  Charles: Yes.
• 10:49
  Charles: No.
• 10:50
  Charles: Okay.
• 10:51
  Charles: You, you were saying a location.
• 10:52
  Charles: Where did you, where were you going to say, Mandy?
• 10:54
  Mandy: I didn't say location.
• 10:55
  Mandy: I was saying, uh, somebody failed their medical exams and that was the best they
• 10:59
  Charles: could do.
• 11:01
  Charles: a man was talking to a ghost and learned the secrets of chiropractic in canada is this mormonism
• 11:10
  Mandy: i think this is the lds right it feels it feels a little it feels a little lds is it not is it not
• 11:17
  Nora: i mean i think i think it might be it's not not lds oh sorry palmyra new york sorry next next
• 11:24
  Charles: week can we please like can does somebody want to go and look through chiropractic videos on tiktok
• 11:29
  Mandy: I don't want to subject him to that.
• 11:32
  Mandy: They do ones on babies, and I'm like,
• 11:34
  Mandy: how is this legal?
• 11:35
  Mandy: Like, this is-
• 11:36
  Charles: Or animals?
• 11:38
  Charles: Have you seen the ones on animals?
• 11:39
  Charles: I feel so bad for the animals.
• 11:41
  Charles: It's like, there's no way that you are a specialized doctor
• 11:46
  Charles: enough to understand the bone structure of every animal
• 11:51
  Charles: and be able to crack their bones.
• 11:53
  Mandy: Nora, I think you've got it.
• 11:54
  Mandy: I think we just found what you're going to be doing,
• 11:57
  Mandy: your new career.
• 11:58
  Chris: Once I saw an interview with a chiropractor
• 12:01
  Chris: who with a straight face said that he would do adjustments
• 12:04
  Chris: on infants, I pretty much lost all respect
• 12:07
  Chris: for anyone who does that.
• 12:09
  Mandy: Fair.
• 12:10
  Charles: I like the ones where they crack the tailbone
• 12:12
  Charles: but they have to shove their thumb so far up
• 12:14
  Charles: the person's butt to crack the tailbone.
• 12:17
  Mandy: But that's what happened to the gymnasts,
• 12:20
  Mandy: like the USA gymnasts, 'cause they were like,
• 12:22
  Mandy: oh, I guess this is therapeutic that this is happening
• 12:24
  Mandy: to me, it was horrible.
• 12:26
  Mandy: That's awful.
• 12:27
  Mandy: Sorry to add.
• 12:29
  Mandy: Hi, I'm Mandy.
• 12:30
  Mandy: I can bring down the vibe in any room.
• 12:34
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 12:34
  Chris: Mandy is the ultimate check on the vibes.
• 12:38
  Chris: (laughing)
• 12:39
  Nora: Well, speaking of Mandy,
• 12:42
  Nora: Yeah.
• 12:42
  Nora: Mandy and I went, and Lynn,
• 12:45
  Nora: went, friend of the show Lynn,
• 12:46
  Nora: went to a yarn crawl this weekend.
• 12:49
  Nora: So do you guys have any idea what a yarn crawl would be?
• 12:51
  Charles: It's like a pub crawl,
• 12:55
  Charles: but with yarn.
• 12:56
  Nora: Correct. Yeah, so we went to eight different yarn stores in the area from Laramie, Wyoming
• 13:04
  Nora: all the way down to like Lafayette, Colorado and
• 13:08
  Nora: went and bought yarn.
• 13:10
  Mandy: This is the first time I spent a large portion of time with Nora outside of the studio
• 13:15
  Mandy: And it was eye-opening.
• 13:18
  Charles: It wasn't fun.
• 13:19
  Mandy: It was eye-opening.
• 13:22
  Mandy: I don't know, probably about 16 hours together over the weekend.
• 13:25
  Mandy: It's been a long time.
• 13:27
  Chris: What would you say is the most important thing
• 13:29
  Chris: that you learned about Nora?
• 13:33
  Mandy: She's so even keeled, it makes me jealous.
• 13:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 13:37
  Chris: Except on this show.
• 13:39
  Mandy: No, like-
• 13:40
  Mandy: It used to be worse.
• 13:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 13:43
  Charles: It's true, you should have seen the episodes
• 13:44
  Charles: we didn't air.
• 13:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 13:48
  Mandy: No, but like, I don't want anyone talking to me
• 13:50
  Mandy: for the first two hours.
• 13:51
  Mandy: Like if it's hot, I get whiny.
• 13:54
  Mandy: If I'm hungry, I'm just gonna be cranky.
• 13:56
  Mandy: And I have, apparently I'm just mood swing girl
• 14:00
  Mandy: 'cause Nora was just even keeled and happy.
• 14:02
  Mandy: Like, I'm happy to be here, guys.
• 14:03
  Mandy: This is great.
• 14:04
  Mandy: And it was just so pleasant.
• 14:06
  Chris: That's why we bring you here
• 14:07
  Chris: and put you under hot lights and make you push buttons.
• 14:10
  Nora: I get cranky.
• 14:12
  Nora: I like yarn.
• 14:13
  Nora: I like hanging out with my friends.
• 14:15
  Nora: I'm a quality time kind of person.
• 14:16
  Nora: That's my love language.
• 14:17
  Nora: So if I'm hanging out with people that I like, I'm happy.
• 14:20
  Nora: Not cranky at all.
• 14:22
  Mandy: Not a, like, I'm hungry, I need food.
• 14:24
  Mandy: We were just, yeah.
• 14:27
  Mandy: I feel like I'm-
• 14:28
  Mandy: Oh, but look how adorable we are.
• 14:31
  Mandy: We were really cute.
• 14:32
  Mandy: We won.
• 14:32
  Mandy: Aww.
• 14:33
  Mandy: We got-
• 14:34
  Mandy: You won?
• 14:34
  Chris: How did you win the crawl?
• 14:36
  Mandy: And where was this one at?
• 14:37
  Chris: Give 'em a shout out.
• 14:38
  Mandy: Wyoming?
• 14:39
  Mandy: Oh yeah, so this is Cowgirl Yarns
• 14:41
  Mandy: in Laramie, Wyoming.
• 14:43
  Mandy: They were amazing!
• 14:44
  Nora: Yeah, really great yarns.
• 14:46
  Nora: Definitely gonna go back up there this next weekend.
• 14:48
  Nora: So it's called the Hot August Yarn Crawl,
• 14:51
  Nora: and it was eight different stores,
• 14:53
  Nora: Once you finish and go to all eight, then you get like a $10 gift certificate
• 14:59
  Nora: Excuse me. We're all
• 15:02
  Nora: Drink before this my apologies everyone, but
• 15:06
  Mandy: Let's see what else did we but here's the thing they get price like you enter drawings and raffles for a prize baskets that
• 15:12
  Mandy: Are really really quite impressive
• 15:14
  Nora: Nor got real competitive. I'm just of course she did yeah, I'm going one. It's not over yet
• 15:19
  Nora: So it's the August 1st through the 9th, so we'll find out on the 10th or 11th like next week when I win
• 15:26
  Mandy: Okay, so here's the secret after Nora left. I turned to Lynn and I was like, hey, you know, I'm evil, right?
• 15:30
  Mandy: You missed a little she's like, yeah. Yeah, I know and I was like
• 15:34
  Mandy: What if we both win and Nora loses?
• 15:38
  Nora: I might cry but
• 15:40
  Nora: I would love to see that happen. That would be I mean, I honestly would be like, okay universe. I hear it
• 15:46
  Charles: I hear you. I want to see
• 15:48
  Charles: No, I'm serious.
• 15:50
  Mandy: No, 'cause everybody we met all week long,
• 15:52
  Mandy: she's like, "I'm gonna win one of the prize baskets.
• 15:54
  Mandy: "I'm gonna win one of the prize baskets.
• 15:55
  Mandy: I'm gonna win one.
• 15:55
  Mandy: I'm putting it out on the internet.
• 15:56
  Nora: I'm gonna
• 16:18
  Charles: It would be incredible, I'm sure it would be
• 16:21
  Charles: because of how even keeled you are as a person,
• 16:24
  Charles: it would be very like opening for you emotionally.
• 16:29
  Nora: Well I just don't do that on the show.
• 16:32
  Charles: (laughing)
• 16:32
  Mandy: I've been with you for 16 hours
• 16:34
  Mandy: and it was nothing other than that.
• 16:36
  Chris: The producer in me says that my response would be,
• 16:40
  Chris: get the camera.
• 16:42
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 16:43
  Mandy: Cry on camera.
• 16:45
  Mandy: Okay, so here it goes.
• 16:46
  Mandy: If Lynn and I win, we are not gonna tell Nora
• 16:49
  Mandy: until we can get some footage from somebody.
• 16:51
  Charles: I think that's absolutely appropriate.
• 16:53
  Charles: I think that is-- - We need to do it
• 16:54
  Charles: like kids opening up their letters from colleges.
• 16:59
  Charles: Oh!
• 17:00
  Charles: To see if they-- - Yes!
• 17:03
  Nora: Yes. - That's a good plan.
• 17:04
  Charles: Can we do it that way?
• 17:05
  Mandy: I don't know how the announcement is gonna be done.
• 17:08
  Mandy: So, as somebody who's won one of the store ones before,
• 17:10
  Mandy: they contact you through email.
• 17:13
  Mandy: So it's a little-- - Okay.
• 17:14
  Nora: So if we get an email from any of the yarn stores,
• 17:17
  Nora: start filming.
• 17:19
  Mandy: I mean, well, I mean, I've gotten about like six
• 17:22
  Mandy: from like newsletters, and here's a coupon code, so.
• 17:25
  Charles: Right. - Yeah, true.
• 17:26
  Nora: Yeah, you can't really-- - That's true.
• 17:27
  Charles: That's fine.
• 17:28
  Nora: Well, I'll keep an eye out. - Fake it.
• 17:29
  Nora: And if, no, if I do see anything related to prizes,
• 17:34
  Nora: I will open my email and film myself,
• 17:37
  Nora: because I do get really excited when I win.
• 17:40
  Nora: I like winning. - Yeah.
• 17:41
  Nora: And according to Nora, she always wins.
• 17:45
  Nora: No, I said I always win raffles at Rock Hound raffles.
• 17:52
  Nora: Okay, that's true.
• 17:53
  Nora: When it's a Rock Hound themed event
• 17:55
  Nora: where you're all nervous about Rock Hound.
• 17:57
  Chris: Yeah, what the heck is Rock Hound?
• 17:59
  Nora: It's people who really like rocks,
• 18:02
  Nora: and they go around and they'll trade and sell rocks,
• 18:04
  Nora: and then make things out of them,
• 18:06
  Nora: and they'll do like a raffle to raise money
• 18:08
  Nora: for the club that puts it on,
• 18:10
  Nora: And any time I enter a Rock Hound event, I will win.
• 18:13
  Nora: That's the only time that I win.
• 18:14
  Nora: So I'm not autistic, I have ADHD.
• 18:17
  Charles: So I feel like-- - Tomato, potato.
• 18:20
  Charles: Maybe the reason why you win those Rock Hound things-
• 18:24
  Nora: Is I'm like the only entry?
• 18:25
  Charles: Yeah, yeah. (laughing)
• 18:27
  Nora: There are other entries,
• 18:28
  Nora: and I've won like three or four of 'em.
• 18:31
  Nora: But I'm putting it out into the universe
• 18:33
  Nora: that I'm going to win one of these baskets
• 18:35
  Nora: because I was very careful about my spending this weekend
• 18:41
  Nora: so that I can, so that I'm hopeful
• 18:44
  Nora: that the universe will pay me back.
• 18:47
  Mandy: Look, I'm bad with numbers.
• 18:49
  Mandy: I don't pay attention to spending.
• 18:51
  Mandy: Y'all, it was real bad.
• 18:53
  Mandy: You did some damage.
• 18:54
  Mandy: It was real bad.
• 18:55
  Chris: I believe it.
• 18:57
  Chris: Also, I love that people who take part in this hobby
• 19:02
  Chris: have decided to call themselves Rockhounds.
• 19:06
  Charles: I'm a Rockhound.
• 19:07
  Nora: Well, they're not geologists.
• 19:08
  Charles: What's up, you good old Rockhound?
• 19:11
  Charles: It's like you called an old friend of yours.
• 19:14
  Nora: We're gonna have to find a Rockhound event near us.
• 19:16
  Nora: I'll find one.
• 19:17
  Nora: I think I'm good.
• 19:18
  Nora: We'll find one.
• 19:19
  Nora: (laughing)
• 19:21
  Chris: I've seen rocks, that's enough.
• 19:23
  Mandy: You wanna go to a rock show, a gem show?
• 19:26
  Mandy: No, not for you?
• 19:26
  Mandy: I feel the same way about that
• 19:28
  Mandy: as I do about a lot of these weird little guys.
• 19:30
  Mandy: Here, here-
• 19:31
  Mandy: That's a great transition, oh my god.
• 19:33
  Charles: Wait, hold on, we'll get there.
• 19:34
  Charles: We have other things to talk about.
• 19:35
  Charles: Is it?
• 19:36
  Charles: Not yet.
• 19:36
  Charles: We have other things that we're talking about
• 19:37
  Charles: that are not in Around the Net.
• 19:39
  Charles: We'll get there, we'll get there.
• 19:40
  Nora: I know, you guys didn't put any-
• 19:42
  Charles: Because there were so many things that we talked about
• 19:44
  Charles: and we're like, we're gonna talk about all those shows
• 19:45
  Charles: right before the show.
• 19:45
  Charles: We really did.
• 19:46
  Charles: We're gonna talk about all the things.
• 19:49
  Charles: First off, do we wanna do the Cheez-Its
• 19:51
  Charles: that you handed me right before we went live?
• 19:53
  Chris: Oh, I didn't think that was gonna be on the show,
• 19:55
  Chris: but go for it.
• 19:56
  Charles: Or do we wanna talk about Doug?
• 19:58
  Charles: Because-
• 19:58
  Charles: We need to
• 20:01
  Mandy: I'm talking about how you all are not living up
• 20:03
  Mandy: to your promises, promises of the one time I won something.
• 20:07
  Charles: Right. - This is true.
• 20:08
  Mandy: It's white man's lies.
• 20:09
  Mandy: This is true. - It is the white man's lies.
• 20:11
  Charles: It is the white man's lies.
• 20:13
  Charles: Chris and myself have not given Bates goods to Mandy.
• 20:18
  Chris: Also look at the light on me right now.
• 20:20
  Chris: I am the whitest man in the room, very clearly.
• 20:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:25
  Charles: I mean, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, in this room,
• 20:27
  Charles: I'm pretty whitest.
• 20:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:30
  Nora: I'm not as white as men in this.
• 20:31
  Charles: Okay, let's see, let's see, let's see.
• 20:32
  Nora: I'm just, once again, a brown person
• 20:34
  Charles: being taken advantage of.
• 20:36
  Charles: Nora and I have the same level of whiteness.
• 20:38
  Nora: It's true.
• 20:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:40
  Nora: Mostly indoors.
• 20:41
  Chris: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Nora: We're mostly indoor people.
• 20:44
  Chris: That's true.
• 20:45
  Chris: The sun is not our friend.
• 20:48
  Charles: So, I've got an excuse.
• 20:51
  Charles: I do wanna say what's kinda going on on my end,
• 20:54
  Charles: but I do wanna hear from Chris.
• 20:55
  Charles: Chris, why have you not done the baked goods?
• 20:58
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Chris: I got nothing, honestly.
• 21:02
  Chris: I had planned on doing it,
• 21:05
  Chris: I had planned on timing it the week before Comic-Con
• 21:09
  Chris: and then I just didn't do it.
• 21:10
  Chris: I would love to come up with some sort of fancy reason why.
• 21:15
  Chris: I'd love to blame it on the fact that I hurt my back.
• 21:18
  Chris: I'd love to blame it on anything else,
• 21:21
  Chris: but it's just a failing as a human being
• 21:24
  Chris: is really all I have.
• 21:25
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
• 21:27
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Mandy: Look at that disappointment. You've disappointed Charles.
• 21:31
  Mandy: Do you see this face on my face?
• 21:32
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 21:33
  Mandy: That's just his face.
• 21:34
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 21:35
  Mandy: It broke.
• 21:36
  Mandy: [laughter]
• 21:37
  Mandy: Shame.
• 21:38
  Mandy: Shame.
• 21:39
  Mandy: Shame.
• 21:40
  Nora: Shame.
• 21:41
  Nora: What's your excuse?
• 21:42
  Charles: Okay, Doug almost died.
• 21:44
  Nora: Ugh.
• 21:45
  Nora: My Doug died.
• 21:45
  Nora: My Doug died.
• 21:46
  Nora: My Doug was left on the counter and molded and then I had to throw him away.
• 21:49
  Mandy: Molded? I'm sorry. Molded and exploded spores into space.
• 21:53
  Mandy: Like bad.
• 21:54
  Mandy: Real bad.
• 21:54
  Mandy: Both of you?
• 21:55
  Mandy: Mine had spores too.
• 21:57
  Mandy: How did you do this?
• 21:58
  Mandy: I forgot to refrigerate it.
• 21:59
  Mandy: It was overnight, overnight.
• 22:01
  Mandy: And my house is cold, so I don't understand.
• 22:04
  Mandy: That's so weird that it, like-
• 22:06
  Nora: Your house is cold.
• 22:06
  Nora: I just forgot to put mine in the fridge.
• 22:07
  Nora: It stayed out on the counter for like a month and a half.
• 22:10
  Nora: (laughing)
• 22:12
  Charles: That's insane.
• 22:13
  Nora: That's my fault.
• 22:14
  Charles: That is insane, Nora.
• 22:17
  Charles: Like, I go like a couple days and I'm like,
• 22:20
  Charles: oh, I didn't feed Doug yesterday.
• 22:22
  Charles: Oh no, I look at it and I'm like,
• 22:25
  Charles: oh, it's on the counter, I need to do this
• 22:27
  Charles: otherwise I'm gonna have to throw it away.
• 22:29
  Charles: But you left it for a month on the counter?
• 22:32
  Mandy: Hey, how's your dug, actor?
• 22:34
  Chris: Mine?
• 22:35
  Chris: I left mine in the fridge for the last month.
• 22:37
  Chris: I don't know when it's been fed.
• 22:40
  Charles: So, honestly, yours is probably fine.
• 22:43
  Mandy: Is that the, does the actor have the reigning dug?
• 22:47
  Charles: No, no, mine's still good.
• 22:49
  Charles: Mine's good now.
• 22:50
  Charles: There's no way I'm winning this.
• 22:51
  Charles: It was close to dying.
• 22:54
  Charles: I kept, I put it in the fridge for a while
• 22:57
  Charles: I took it out and I started feeding it again.
• 22:59
  Charles: Like when I was out of town and then sick
• 23:01
  Charles: and everything like that, I totally spaced,
• 23:04
  Charles: you know, taking care of it.
• 23:05
  Charles: Sick. - But then,
• 23:07
  Mandy: sick, explosive diarrhea.
• 23:11
  Charles: Charles had ED.
• 23:12
  Charles: Yeah.
• 23:15
  Chris: Erectile dysfunction?
• 23:17
  Chris: Or explosive diarrhea, I don't know, maybe at both.
• 23:19
  Mandy: At the same time.
• 23:21
  Charles: Yeah, it's the one-two punch.
• 23:22
  Charles: Thank you.
• 23:24
  Charles: Yes folks, I did have ED.
• 23:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:29
  Charles: What can I say?
• 23:31
  Charles: You know, that's a good excuse.
• 23:33
  Charles: Guys, I can't do the show, my dick's not working.
• 23:38
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:40
  Chris: If your limp dick lasts longer than four hours,
• 23:43
  Chris: please see a doctor immediately.
• 23:47
  Charles: So I had to fix my dough,
• 23:50
  Charles: because even feeding it after like a week and a half,
• 23:53
  Charles: it still had this very vinegary smell to it.
• 23:56
  Charles: And I was like, I cannot,
• 23:59
  Charles: no matter how many times I've fed,
• 24:00
  Charles: I was doing twice a day feedings for a bit there,
• 24:03
  Charles: trying to get things done, it would not fix it.
• 24:06
  Charles: So I had to search the internet
• 24:09
  Charles: to try to find some ways to fix it.
• 24:11
  Charles: A sourdough forum.
• 24:12
  Charles: Yes, and somebody was like,
• 24:14
  Charles: you need to change up your ratios
• 24:16
  Charles: and feed it with warm water instead of cold water,
• 24:20
  Charles: and that should fix it.
• 24:21
  Nora: and I-- - What ratio did you switch to?
• 24:24
  Charles: I switched to one, so I was doing one, one, one.
• 24:28
  Charles: So, you know, for every gram of Doug,
• 24:33
  Charles: a gram of water and a gram of flour.
• 24:35
  Charles: Right, so then I moved to one, five, five.
• 24:39
  Charles: So one gram of Doug, five water, five flour,
• 24:45
  Charles: significantly less Doug, but overall,
• 24:48
  Charles: I just had to do that like once, and now Doug's fine.
• 24:51
  Nora: You had too much ferment going on.
• 24:54
  Nora: Yeah. - Too fermenty.
• 24:54
  Charles: It was, she was too hungry.
• 24:56
  Nora: You had too much sourdough in there.
• 24:58
  Charles: Yeah. - Interesting.
• 24:59
  Charles: So now he's good, and now I can bake a loaf of,
• 25:03
  Charles: you want, very specifically, normal sourdough bread,
• 25:07
  Charles: no frills, no fun, funky flavors.
• 25:10
  Nora: Just a nice salty sourdough.
• 25:12
  Charles: Salty sourdough.
• 25:14
  Mandy: I mean, look, it's basic, but then you get to dip.
• 25:18
  Mandy: You know, and if you have lots of flavors going on,
• 25:21
  Mandy: Like, I'm basic, apparently.
• 25:24
  Charles: Can Chris, we need to figure out when this,
• 25:27
  Charles: Mandy, are you here next week?
• 25:29
  Mandy: No, two weeks I'm out.
• 25:30
  Mandy: I will be here at the end of August though, sorry.
• 25:32
  Charles: Okay, so you're not gonna be here next week,
• 25:35
  Charles: you're not gonna be here the week after that.
• 25:37
  Charles: Three weeks from now,
• 25:39
  Charles: Chris and I will both bring you baked goods.
• 25:42
  Mandy: Look, I've learned not to trust white people, I'm sorry.
• 25:45
  Charles: And rightfully so.
• 25:47
  Mandy: Yeah, I'm not falling for it.
• 25:48
  Chris: I'm doing it, I'm making it happen.
• 25:50
  Mandy: I have these nice warm blankets
• 25:51
  Mandy: that definitely don't have smallpox on them.
• 25:54
  Chris: Okay, that was only one time.
• 25:57
  Chris: You're gonna hold that against us forever?
• 25:59
  Chris: (laughing)
• 26:00
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Chris: Mandy.
• 26:01
  Mandy: Was it once?
• 26:02
  Charles: And Mandy.
• 26:02
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Charles: I have made you-
• 26:03
  Charles: It's only once that I did it.
• 26:05
  Charles: Sourdough after sourdough.
• 26:06
  Mandy: You have, you have.
• 26:07
  Charles: I'm going to make you, I promise you,
• 26:10
  Charles: from my heart of hearts,
• 26:12
  Charles: I'm making you a sourdough in three weeks.
• 26:14
  Mandy: Okay, unless you have explosive diarrhea,
• 26:16
  Mandy: I don't want that, thank you.
• 26:18
  Chris: The irony of it is that while I'm not making my bread,
• 26:22
  Chris: I got bread from Nora last week.
• 26:23
  Chris: Yep, yep, that's true.
• 26:25
  Chris: How was the bread?
• 26:26
  Chris: It was delightful.
• 26:28
  Nora: And you got third place with it?
• 26:29
  Nora: I got third place out of three.
• 26:31
  Nora: The only, so the reason that I didn't place higher
• 26:33
  Nora: is 'cause the crust was a little crumbly
• 26:35
  Nora: and it's 'cause I baked it the day before
• 26:37
  Nora: and brought it the next day.
• 26:38
  Nora: That was...
• 26:40
  Chris: It's perfect toast consistency though.
• 26:42
  Chris: It is great as toast.
• 26:44
  Nora: And I did get complimented on the crumb of it.
• 26:47
  Nora: it's a really good texture.
• 26:49
  Chris: Agreed. - Nice.
• 26:50
  Mandy: I think I want the husband to enter it
• 26:52
  Mandy: 'cause he makes a really solid white dough,
• 26:55
  Mandy: like not sourdough, that's too advanced for him.
• 26:58
  Nora: Yeah, that's the other thing that happened
• 26:59
  Nora: is I just picked up all my knitting
• 27:02
  Nora: and all of my projects from the fair.
• 27:04
  Nora: I got four ribbons, or five ribbons
• 27:07
  Nora: out of the nine things that I entered,
• 27:09
  Nora: so that's really good.
• 27:10
  Nora: And I got a $25 award from a pottery place for knitting well.
• 27:17
  Nora: So I guess I'm gonna go do pottery because I knit.
• 27:21
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:21
  Nora: Little confused on that, but I got an award.
• 27:24
  Nora: So there we go.
• 27:25
  Charles: Congrats. - Thank you.
• 27:26
  Charles: Congrats and you're gonna do the thing
• 27:28
  Charles: that you don't like to do, which is pottery.
• 27:30
  Nora: Pottery, it's the one thing that I'm dog shit at.
• 27:32
  Nora: I'm really good at art.
• 27:34
  Chris: I think you should record yourself doing this.
• 27:36
  Nora: Dog shit at pottery.
• 27:38
  Chris: Or, like Chris and I do it. - I mean,
• 27:39
  Chris: or you just have them practice.
• 27:41
  Charles: And we go and we-
• 27:43
  Charles: Make something for me.
• 27:44
  Charles: We ghost it up, Chris.
• 27:45
  Charles: Yeah, I like that.
• 27:47
  Mandy: I have been asking for an actor in Charles ghost moment
• 27:50
  Mandy: for a while now.
• 27:51
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Charles: We can do that.
• 27:52
  Charles: We're gonna do it with sourdough
• 27:53
  Charles: and I was gonna teach you how to do like,
• 27:55
  Charles: like the full steps, but in-
• 27:58
  Mandy: I mean, still time.
• 27:59
  Charles: There's still time.
• 28:00
  Charles: There's always time.
• 28:02
  Mandy: Well, unless, unless Doug dies.
• 28:04
  Charles: That's true.
• 28:05
  Charles: We got, I've got backup Doug in the freezer, so.
• 28:08
  Mandy: Oh, okay.
• 28:09
  Chris: That definitely doesn't sound like you hacked someone up
• 28:12
  Chris: and put him in the freezer.
• 28:14
  Chris: My father, Doug.
• 28:16
  Chris: (laughing)
• 28:17
  Chris: Your backup father.
• 28:18
  Nora: I will need more and I promise to keep it
• 28:21
  Nora: in the fridge this time.
• 28:23
  Charles: Should I bring some Doug next week?
• 28:24
  Nora: Yeah, I'll bring a cup.
• 28:26
  Nora: I have a Doug cup now.
• 28:28
  Mandy: Okay, so are we going to do a Doug off eventually then?
• 28:32
  Mandy: I know the actor really doesn't want to, but tough.
• 28:36
  Chris: I am happy to do a Doug off in 2028.
• 28:40
  Chris: No.
• 28:43
  Nora: I do need a good solid.
• 28:45
  Chris: I think by then I'll be ready.
• 28:46
  Nora: Couple of months.
• 28:47
  Nora: No.
• 28:48
  Nora: No, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 28:51
  Nora: My sourdough, I was at a totally different house.
• 28:54
  Nora: It was a totally different time.
• 28:56
  Nora: I was using an electric oven and now I have a gas oven
• 29:00
  Nora: and so things bake totally differently in my oven.
• 29:04
  Nora: And the temperature of my new house
• 29:06
  Nora: is very different than my old one.
• 29:08
  Nora: So I need like a month,
• 29:10
  Nora: like four weeks of solid baking every week.
• 29:13
  Nora: She's not competitive.
• 29:15
  Nora: Good Lord. - To make sure that I can
• 29:15
  Nora: get my sourdough down because I wanna make good sourdough,
• 29:18
  Nora: but I need to practice for my sourdough.
• 29:20
  Nora: She wants to win.
• 29:21
  Chris: Yeah, I really don't wanna do this now.
• 29:22
  Nora: Because I wanna win.
• 29:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:24
  Nora: See, that's the problem.
• 29:26
  Nora: You've had practice.
• 29:27
  Nora: You've had months of practice on sourdough.
• 29:30
  Nora: Yeah, and?
• 29:31
  Nora: I haven't.
• 29:32
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:33
  Nora: I want an equal chance.
• 29:35
  Nora: I want a little bit of equal footing.
• 29:36
  Charles: All right, I'm fine with that.
• 29:38
  Charles: But I think we also need to come to terms with the fact
• 29:41
  Charles: that it's okay to fail because it's funnier.
• 29:44
  Charles: Like the best part of the video-
• 29:45
  Charles: Mine wasn't funny.
• 29:46
  Chris: My failure was not funny at all.
• 29:48
  Charles: What are you talking about?
• 29:50
  Charles: It was the best content in that montage that I made.
• 29:53
  Charles: It was hilarious.
• 29:54
  Charles: It was so funny.
• 29:55
  Charles: It was really, really good.
• 29:56
  Charles: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 29:58
  Charles: It was so funny, Chris.
• 30:02
  Charles: It was really funny.
• 30:04
  Charles: I'm glad.
• 30:05
  Charles: Jeez-its, okay.
• 30:06
  Charles: So what's the story with these?
• 30:08
  Nora: These were one of our American foods, the 4th of July.
• 30:12
  Chris: Our 4th of July episode, this was one of them
• 30:14
  Chris: and we saved them for you to try.
• 30:17
  Chris: I don't remember why, but.
• 30:19
  Mandy: 'Cause we thought that they,
• 30:20
  Mandy: I didn't eat it 'cause I can't,
• 30:21
  Mandy: but everyone decided it tasted like Taco Bell
• 30:24
  Mandy: and so they didn't like it.
• 30:25
  Mandy: And I was like, well, Charles loves Taco Bell.
• 30:27
  Chris: That's right, yeah.
• 30:28
  Chris: I love Taco Bell.
• 30:29
  Mandy: And this might be something that you enjoy, I don't know.
• 30:31
  Chris: If only we recorded these things
• 30:32
  Chris: so we could remember them.
• 30:33
  Chris: Right, right.
• 30:34
  Mandy: I remember just fine.
• 30:35
  Charles: You're doing great. All right. All right. I'm gonna try these
• 30:39
  Charles: I have a I have an idea for for content that I want to tell you guys after I try these so anyways
• 30:46
  Charles: smells
• 30:48
  Charles: smells like barbecue barbecuing I
• 31:00
  Charles: I can see where you're coming from with the Taco Bell.
• 31:05
  Mandy: It's been too, it's been a month since I tried those.
• 31:07
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 31:07
  Charles: No problem.
• 31:08
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Mandy: I think I didn't like them.
• 31:09
  Mandy: It's been a month since we've eaten that stuff and I'm still not going near a hot dog.
• 31:16
  Chris: I mean that, that Dr. Pepper bratwurst was disgusting.
• 31:20
  Chris: Drama.
• 31:20
  Chris: Except, unless you're Nora, in which case it was delightful.
• 31:23
  Charles: Talking about, talking about the Dr. Pepper.
• 31:27
  Charles: Laura found a
• 31:29
  Charles: dr. Pepper
• 31:31
  Charles: jello cup
• 31:33
  Charles: What so we have an idea that I want to pitch you guys
• 31:40
  Charles: That we've tried all these dr. Pepper flavored things that are just not good
• 31:46
  Charles: Right. What if I were to cook a meal that is entirely dr. Pepper based the right way the right way
• 31:54
  Mandy: I'm not falling for another one of the white man's lies
• 31:59
  Charles: Because because hear me out like
• 32:03
  Charles: Cooking with like a coke or a jar pepper is like done in a lot of barbecue pull break
• 32:08
  Charles: I think I can make it really really good like a really good meal
• 32:13
  Charles: But I would want to do it not just with like the things that we tried like the bratwurst
• 32:19
  Charles: I would want to do like a full meal that everything has dr. Pepper in it in some escalated
• 32:24
  Nora: Like a chopped version of your mystery ingredient is Dr. Pepper.
• 32:29
  Charles: Right.
• 32:30
  Charles: So, we could do like...
• 32:32
  Chris: Except you just spoiled the mystery.
• 32:33
  Charles: You do Dr. Pepper, you do Dr. Pepper, um, uh, bratwurst.
• 32:37
  Charles: You do a whole barbecue.
• 32:39
  Charles: Dr. Pepper green beans.
• 32:40
  Charles: Dr. Pepper mashed potatoes.
• 32:42
  Nora: No!
• 32:42
  Charles: You could do Dr. Pepper Swiss chard.
• 32:45
  Charles: No!
• 32:45
  Nora: You could do like a sautéed Swiss chard with like a Dr. Pepper balsamic.
• 32:49
  Charles: Oh!
• 32:51
  Charles: Oh!
• 32:51
  Charles: I'm such a fat kid.
• 32:53
  Charles: I'm like, that sounds so good.
• 32:56
  Chris: I don't like them.
• 32:57
  Chris: You had me until the mashed potatoes.
• 32:59
  Chris: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 33:00
  Nora: I'm not sure about the mashed potatoes,
• 33:02
  Nora: but I think the Swiss chard would be really good.
• 33:04
  Nora: Swiss chard with balsamic and pepper glaze
• 33:06
  Nora: would be really actually quite good.
• 33:08
  Charles: You just take the dark pepper,
• 33:09
  Charles: you just like, you simmer it down to like a nice sauce,
• 33:13
  Charles: add a little bit of balsamic into it as well
• 33:16
  Charles: to add just a little bit of the-
• 33:17
  Nora: And then saute bacon and green beans in it.
• 33:20
  Nora: I'm sorry. - Russell sprouts.
• 33:21
  Nora: I have explosive diarrhea.
• 33:24
  Mandy: It's explosive diarrhea, whatever day that is.
• 33:26
  Mandy: I am so sorry.
• 33:27
  Chris: Yeah, and also I have erectile dysfunction.
• 33:30
  Mandy: Yeah, me too, me too.
• 33:32
  Mandy: Erectile dysfunction.
• 33:33
  Chris: Mandy's got it bad.
• 33:34
  Mandy: Yeah, so bad, so bad.
• 33:35
  Mandy: I've never been able to get it up.
• 33:36
  Mandy: Sorry, I can't be on the show.
• 33:38
  Mandy: My dick's not working.
• 33:38
  Mandy: It's not working.
• 33:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 33:41
  Mandy: I'm just a little guy.
• 33:43
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 33:43
  Chris: Just a little guy, my dick's not working.
• 33:47
  Chris: That's how I roll.
• 33:47
  Chris: I'm into it.
• 33:49
  Nora: And I think what if we could do like even a pre-recorded bit, you know
• 33:53
  Nora: If those two really if it's gonna trigger Mandy's arfid, you know what?
• 33:58
  Charles: Fuck those guys. Yeah
• 34:00
  Nora: We're in here. Real nice. We're gonna have a great time. We're gonna have a great time here those greens with whatever balsamic
• 34:05
  Mandy: We'll push the buttons. You guys can still push the buttons. We'll eat the food that balsamic. Dr. Pepper glaze
• 34:12
  Chris: We'll just we'll just sit here and judge you and throw up
• 34:15
  Mandy: You know what? No, no screw them. I will make us a delicious feast with no, dr. Pepper. Oh
• 34:21
  Chris: Yeah, that is our revenge. I love it. That is true. All right, and with that being said
• 34:27
  Charles: We're talking about all of this great America stuff. We've got a great
• 34:32
  Charles: America start to around the net
• 34:43
  Charles: Start off. I think it's very important for us to please stand for the national anthem. I
• 34:51
  Charles: Can't stand I'm stuck in this chair. Hold on. I'll stand
• 34:58
  Charles: Yeah, thanks Chris, thank you Chris, all right, let's play the first video
• 35:12
  Charles: Dear God
• 35:14
  Chris: Is she a turkey?
• 35:22
  Nora: This guy's like barely keeping to himself.
• 35:31
  Chris: That girl just starts crying.
• 35:35
  Chris: Daddy, I want to go home.
• 35:38
  Chris: ♪ I'm a man ♪
• 35:40
  Chris: ♪ I'm a man ♪
• 35:43
  Chris: ♪ And the whole of the world ♪
• 35:50
  Nora: So this was the opener
• 35:51
  Nora: for the women's professional baseball league,
• 35:54
  Nora: which let's go women's sports, but also.
• 35:58
  Charles: Do you know who she sounds like?
• 36:00
  Charles: Ice Herky?
• 36:01
  Charles: She sounds like that guy on social media
• 36:04
  Charles: who makes fun of Hugh Jackman,
• 36:06
  Charles: you know, when he does like his singing
• 36:08
  Charles: and he's like, "Hallucinations."
• 36:12
  Nora: She sounds like Mrs. Puff from SpongeBob.
• 36:18
  Mandy: Yes!
• 36:19
  Mandy: Oh my God.
• 36:20
  Mandy: ♪ That's Mrs. Puff ♪
• 36:29
  Nora: Allegedly, she was a Motown singer back in the '60s.
• 36:36
  Nora: The lady who sang that.
• 36:37
  Nora: and also there were two other ladies singing
• 36:39
  Nora: and none of them were in the same key.
• 36:41
  Chris: Wait, just because she got ran over by a car in Detroit
• 36:44
  Chris: does not mean she's a Motown singer, okay?
• 36:47
  Chris: (laughing)
• 36:48
  Mandy: Yeah, so, but watch women's baseball 'cause it's badass.
• 36:52
  Mandy: I feel so bad that that's gonna say-
• 36:53
  Chris: Is it though?
• 36:54
  Chris: It's not exactly a great start.
• 36:56
  Charles: You know what, if I was in charge of a sports team
• 37:02
  Charles: or a stadium or something like that,
• 37:05
  Charles: I would tell my team,
• 37:07
  Charles: "Hey, we're gonna have somebody weird out there.
• 37:09
  Charles: "Stay on guard, we're just trying
• 37:11
  Charles: "to throw off the other team."
• 37:12
  Charles: And I would have the weirdest fucking people
• 37:14
  Charles: do the national anthem just to throw the other team off.
• 37:17
  Nora: How many views are they getting on TikTok right now?
• 37:19
  Charles: That's true. - Because of this.
• 37:21
  Nora: Like, they're getting more publicity
• 37:24
  Nora: than they could ask for.
• 37:25
  Nora: And one of the original baseball players
• 37:29
  Nora: from the Women's League during World War II,
• 37:31
  Nora: she threw out the first pitch, Marybel Blair,
• 37:33
  Nora: and she is 99 and she threw out the first pitch
• 37:36
  Nora: and it was caught by the catcher
• 37:39
  Nora: and she's also a gay icon.
• 37:40
  Nora: She only came out when she was 95.
• 37:43
  Nora: Wow. - She's amazing.
• 37:44
  Nora: Very cool. - So go check that out.
• 37:46
  Nora: She's one of the characters,
• 37:51
  Nora: one of the characters in No Crying in Baseball,
• 37:56
  Nora: the Amazon series.
• 37:58
  Chris: Oh, League of Their Own?
• 37:59
  Nora: League of Their Own, yeah.
• 38:00
  Nora: One of the characters is based on Mary Bell Blair.
• 38:03
  Mandy: Cool, that's awesome.
• 38:05
  Nora: Yeah, so that's a good part of it.
• 38:07
  Nora: So, I think most of these videos are mine.
• 38:10
  Charles: I think, yeah, a majority of these are yours.
• 38:13
  Nora: Yes, it looks like that.
• 38:15
  Nora: Okay, so let's go ahead and start with the kitten mosh pit.
• 38:20
  Nora: So, (laughs)
• 38:24
  Nora: kitten's got stuck in the grass.
• 38:26
  Nora: Oh no!
• 38:29
  Mandy: Oh no, oh no!
• 38:31
  Mandy: Oh!
• 38:33
  Mandy: The bonky babies!
• 38:35
  Mandy: Bonk, this is their heads, they don't know.
• 38:37
  Mandy: They're just babies.
• 38:38
  Mandy: Oh no!
• 38:41
  Mandy: Nora!
• 38:43
  Mandy: Bonk.
• 38:45
  Nora: Nora, no!
• 38:46
  Chris: Those poor stupid kittens.
• 38:49
  Nora: Oh no.
• 38:49
  Nora: I only show this because they're being rescued
• 38:51
  Nora: and they're being saved, but also.
• 38:53
  Charles: This is how you get those smush face cats, by the way.
• 38:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 38:58
  Mandy: Bonk.
• 39:00
  Mandy: Oh, look at him, he's like, "What kind of cat is this?"
• 39:02
  Mandy: Let me in, help me.
• 39:05
  Mandy: Meow, meow.
• 39:06
  Nora: Oh.
• 39:07
  Nora: Just so cute.
• 39:08
  Nora: Yep, so they had to get him saved.
• 39:11
  Nora: But I just love the bonks at the beginning.
• 39:15
  Chris: That's so cute.
• 39:16
  Chris: It's so good.
• 39:17
  Nora: It's so funny.
• 39:19
  Nora: So they were safely rescued.
• 39:22
  Chris: And put in what appears to be a cooler?
• 39:24
  Nora: A cooler, just temporarily, so they could get him out
• 39:27
  Nora: and hold him in one place.
• 39:29
  Chris: Temporarily.
• 39:30
  Mandy: Hey, did you see the thing with the lyric
• 39:32
  Mandy: and what they're doing in the next couple weeks?
• 39:35
  Mandy: What are they doing?
• 39:36
  Mandy: They're doing a whole night where they're doing nothing
• 39:38
  Mandy: but airing cat videos on the outside theater
• 39:43
  Mandy: and they're going to have cats there that you can adopt.
• 39:46
  Mandy: Oh my God.
• 39:46
  Mandy: That's amazing.
• 39:48
  Mandy: I'm there to go watch all the cat videos
• 39:50
  Mandy: for like an hour and a half.
• 39:52
  Charles: I've been considering getting a second cat.
• 39:56
  Mandy: So I hear the Lyric is doing a thing where you can go-
• 40:03
  Mandy: all the proceeds do go to benefit a local animal shelter.
• 40:09
  Nora: Oh, that's awesome.
• 40:10
  Chris: Very cool.
• 40:11
  Nora: We also have the Northern Colorado Cat Cafe
• 40:13
  Nora: where you can go hang out with kitties at the Cat Cafe.
• 40:16
  Chris: And adopt them.
• 40:17
  Mandy: It's in Loveland.
• 40:18
  Mandy: So basically what we're saying is we're enabling you.
• 40:21
  Mandy: Go get a cat.
• 40:22
  Mandy: I know.
• 40:23
  Mandy: She's telling you you need another cat.
• 40:24
  Charles: My child needs another child.
• 40:27
  Mandy: Yes!
• 40:28
  Mandy: That is how I ended up with four dogs.
• 40:30
  Charles: Yep, so I think it's about time.
• 40:33
  Nora: Alright, so here's an event that's happening in Denver
• 40:36
  Nora: that I was like, maybe we should go watch this.
• 40:40
  Nora: And it's just a little screen recording, I don't know.
• 40:44
  Nora: Just a little still.
• 40:47
  Chris: First tab.
• 40:48
  Nora: Nope, not that one.
• 40:49
  Mandy: Nope, sorry.
• 40:50
  Nora: This wasn't me.
• 40:51
  Nora: Alright.
• 40:53
  Nora: My name is Heather and I'm going to try and roller skate
• 40:55
  Nora: for the first time in my life.
• 40:57
  Nora: Come watch at Cheeseman Park in the pavilion
• 41:00
  Nora: and she's inviting everyone.
• 41:02
  Chris: I love the subtitles of is it safe?
• 41:05
  Chris: Probably not.
• 41:05
  Chris: Can I do it?
• 41:06
  Chris: Probably not.
• 41:08
  Chris: I am worried for her safety.
• 41:10
  Chris: Heather's mom.
• 41:11
  Charles: I love her matching outfit.
• 41:14
  Charles: Is she gonna wear the matching outfit?
• 41:15
  Charles: I hope so.
• 41:16
  Charles: I hope not because she's gonna screw up her knees so bad.
• 41:19
  Nora: She said she will be wearing,
• 41:21
  Nora: In the caption it says she will be wearing her knee pads,
• 41:25
  Nora: she will be wearing safety gear.
• 41:26
  Charles: Good.
• 41:27
  Nora: So, but she will try and roller skate
• 41:29
  Nora: for the first time in her life
• 41:30
  Nora: and I just love this way of advertising it, you know?
• 41:35
  Charles: This is incredible.
• 41:37
  Charles: We need to start doing stuff like this for the show.
• 41:40
  Charles: We need to put up posters to let people know,
• 41:42
  Charles: like, hey, we're gonna make Dr. Pepper
• 41:46
  Charles: mashed potatoes for the first time.
• 41:48
  Charles: Right, come try them.
• 41:49
  Charles: And we want you to try them.
• 41:51
  Charles: Coming to our show.
• 41:52
  Charles: But we don't want people here.
• 41:53
  Charles: Don't come to the studio.
• 41:54
  Charles: Not here.
• 41:55
  Mandy: I mean-
• 41:56
  Mandy: We could do a Rutabaga style.
• 41:57
  Mandy: I hear that Chessmen Cheeseman,
• 42:00
  Mandy: Chessmen Park is available.
• 42:02
  Mandy: Yeah, we could always go to Chessmen Park and-
• 42:04
  Charles: And just feed people mashed potatoes.
• 42:05
  Nora: Yeah, in Denver.
• 42:07
  Chris: I love that her username is Heather Texas Walker,
• 42:11
  Chris: or Heather Walker Texas Ranger.
• 42:13
  Chris: (laughing)
• 42:14
  Chris: Shout out to our Chuck Norris fans in the audience.
• 42:17
  Chris: Yes.
• 42:19
  Nora: Alright, so next I have a Boy Throb update.
• 42:22
  Nora: It's very exciting.
• 42:24
  Nora: So let's watch our Boy Throb update.
• 42:27
  Nora: (phone ringing)
• 42:35
  Mandy: Hey, what's up dude?
• 42:37
  Video Clip: Hello everyone, how's it going?
• 42:39
  Video Clip: Good. - Oh wow, how are you?
• 42:41
  Video Clip: I just wanted to tell you guys,
• 42:43
  Video Clip: all the best for the last show of the Rehearsal Tour.
• 42:48
  Mandy: Thank you so much. - Thanks, man. Thank you.
• 42:50
  Video Clip: And I also wanted to tell you guys that I got the visa!
• 42:54
  Video Clip: Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you serious?
• 42:57
  Mandy: Oh! Oh my God! Oh!
• 43:00
  Chris: How lucky he was that there was another camera on him.
• 43:04
  Mandy: (group laughing)
• 43:05
  Charles: Chris, don't spoil the magic there.
• 43:11
  Nora: He got the visa!
• 43:16
  Nora: We're gonna be entering a new era of Boy Throb.
• 43:19
  Nora: Are you excited?
• 43:20
  Charles: I'm excited for season three of Nathan Fielder's show.
• 43:25
  Chris: (laughing)
• 43:25
  Chris: You know what, big deal.
• 43:26
  Chris: I've got like two Visas in my wallet right now.
• 43:30
  Chris: (laughing)
• 43:30
  Chris: Whatever.
• 43:31
  Charles: And a MasterCard.
• 43:32
  Charles: (imitating drum roll)
• 43:34
  Chris: That's right, kids, yeah.
• 43:36
  Nora: Mandy, are you excited about Boy Throb?
• 43:41
  Nora: I love Boy Throb.
• 43:43
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:45
  Charles: I can't stop thinking that it's a shtick.
• 43:48
  Nora: But I love it.
• 43:50
  Nora: And I just want them to do good.
• 43:53
  Nora: I want them to do good too.
• 43:54
  Nora: 'Cause they've just grown so much.
• 43:56
  Charles: It would be so funny if they actually get a Grammy.
• 43:58
  Nora: I know, right?
• 43:59
  Charles: That would be delightful.
• 44:00
  Chris: Well, now that BTS has withdrawn themselves
• 44:03
  Chris: from consideration, maybe that's the window
• 44:05
  Chris: that Boy Throb needs.
• 44:06
  Chris: This is true.
• 44:08
  Nora: Okay, there's a window.
• 44:09
  Nora: There's a pathway forward for our boys.
• 44:13
  Nora: Okay, so next I have Feral Frank who is a goat and he needed a new heavy bag.
• 44:20
  Nora: So we're gonna see what Feral Frank got.
• 44:24
  Video Clip: Can I, may I bring it in?
• 44:27
  Video Clip: Can you bring it in?
• 44:29
  Video Clip: To the, can I bring it in sir?
• 44:32
  Video Clip: Okay, alright.
• 44:34
  Video Clip: Hell yeah!
• 44:34
  Video Clip: So a big plan for Frank's new heavy bag arrived.
• 44:39
  Video Clip: lawnmower tire stacked in an indestructible heavy-duty bag.
• 44:43
  Video Clip: Frank knew immediately that something was up.
• 44:46
  Video Clip: Mostly he knows whenever I put something on the table,
• 44:50
  Video Clip: it's eventually going to belong to him.
• 44:52
  Video Clip: I figured the best way to join the tires was with bolts,
• 44:55
  Video Clip: provided I could keep Frank from stealing the hardware.
• 44:58
  Mandy: Holy shit. - That's so helpful.
• 45:02
  Video Clip: I ran four big bolts through them,
• 45:04
  Video Clip: And once Frank saw what the hardware looked like,
• 45:10
  Video Clip: he understood-- - He knew I meant business.
• 45:11
  Video Clip: This was no prototype.
• 45:12
  Video Clip: He knew that this was the real deal.
• 45:16
  Video Clip: Made sure I used a little bit of the Loctite.
• 45:20
  Video Clip: L-E-L Loctite.
• 45:21
  Video Clip: Shouts out, Loctite sponsored.
• 45:24
  Video Clip: Assembly was taking a little longer
• 45:26
  Video Clip: than Frank's schedule allowed.
• 45:28
  Video Clip: It was brutally hot, but he stayed outside
• 45:31
  Video Clip: working over his old heavy bag.
• 45:34
  Video Clip: I feel you, Frank. - And checking on my progress.
• 45:35
  Mandy: I get bored easily, too.
• 45:36
  Video Clip: Like an expectant father.
• 45:40
  Video Clip: But it wasn't until I started harvesting the chains
• 45:43
  Video Clip: from this old heavy bag that he fully understood
• 45:46
  Video Clip: what was happening.
• 45:47
  Video Clip: Climbed right up, got the chains between his horns,
• 45:52
  Video Clip: and began offering the kind of assistance
• 45:55
  Video Clip: that generally adds 20 minutes to any of my jobs.
• 45:58
  Video Clip: (laughing)
• 45:58
  Nora: That's so helpful.
• 46:00
  Video Clip: I love Frank. - I know.
• 46:03
  Nora: Big fan of "Rigged."
• 46:04
  Video Clip: Is this like a rejected Disney Channel movie?
• 46:07
  Video Clip: Right?
• 46:07
  Video Clip: I got it hung, and I was trying to pull up the slack
• 46:10
  Video Clip: before quality control could begin.
• 46:13
  Video Clip: Then, oh my goodness, Frank came in with the side hooks,
• 46:18
  Video Clip: the downward eagle claw maneuver,
• 46:20
  Video Clip: the whole arsenal of moves.
• 46:23
  Video Clip: Oh, damn, dude!
• 46:25
  Video Clip: He was beating it up pretty good,
• 46:27
  Video Clip: and this thing weighs nearly 50 pounds.
• 46:29
  Chris: We need to introduce him to Neil DeSeal.
• 46:31
  Video Clip: I decided against adding the entire thing
• 46:33
  Video Clip: I knew that that plate would have been only adding weight
• 46:36
  Video Clip: to the already stressed frame.
• 46:39
  Video Clip: And I knew Frank would be able to knock this thing around.
• 46:43
  Video Clip: The rubber was enough to give swing back,
• 46:47
  Video Clip: but there's no fabric for him to puncture.
• 46:50
  Video Clip: So smart.
• 46:51
  Nora: And actually the next day,
• 46:53
  Nora: Frank did get his horns between the first and second one.
• 46:55
  Nora: Oh no.
• 46:56
  Video Clip: I'm about to call it impossible
• 46:57
  Video Clip: for him to get his horns through.
• 46:58
  Nora: He threaded.
• 46:59
  Video Clip: But I know better than to use the word impossible
• 47:03
  Video Clip: He's got chains all the way through.
• 47:05
  Video Clip: One thing is certain, he absolutely loves it.
• 47:08
  Video Clip: He especially loves letting it rebound
• 47:10
  Video Clip: and rub against his body while he throws
• 47:12
  Video Clip: those lethal eagle claw blows.
• 47:16
  Video Clip: I think we may have finally got a heavy bag
• 47:19
  Video Clip: that's every bit as hard-headed as Frank.
• 47:22
  Nora: Yeah, so I just-
• 47:23
  Chris: And then we had to put him down.
• 47:25
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 47:27
  Mandy: Then we sold him for me.
• 47:29
  Mandy: Let the record show, I did not kill the vibe that time.
• 47:33
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 47:33
  Mandy: I'm just a little guy.
• 47:35
  Charles: You guys were saying like Neil the Seal.
• 47:37
  Charles: Yeah.
• 47:38
  Charles: Fist to the dog medicine.
• 47:40
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:41
  Charles: We need that guy to fight this beast.
• 47:44
  Nora: The goat?
• 47:45
  Charles: I would pay to see that.
• 47:46
  Charles: Yes.
• 47:47
  Charles: How is he doing?
• 47:48
  Charles: What kind of mystical powers has he inherited lately?
• 47:52
  Mandy: The dog medicine man?
• 47:52
  Charles: Dog medicine man.
• 47:53
  Charles: We'll find out.
• 47:54
  Mandy: We'll check in with dog medicine
• 47:56
  Charles: because last time we checked in on him,
• 47:57
  Charles: he started having ESP.
• 48:00
  Nora: Which was debunked.
• 48:01
  Chris: I mean, I'm sure he can levitate at this point.
• 48:03
  Nora: Yeah, okay, so I have another, I have a weird little guy.
• 48:07
  Nora: Honestly, I don't remember which weird little guy
• 48:09
  Nora: this next one is.
• 48:11
  Nora: Okay, we'll find out at McDonald's.
• 48:13
  Nora: We're gonna find out, this is a check-in.
• 48:15
  Charles: Can I nail it?
• 48:15
  Charles: Oh, it's the...
• 48:19
  Charles: That cup got smashed.
• 48:21
  Video Clip: First try, baby.
• 48:23
  Charles: Yeah, I don't think so.
• 48:23
  Charles: No, I mean like...
• 48:24
  Charles: Totally owned.
• 48:26
  Charles: Collapsed.
• 48:27
  Mandy: Collapsed.
• 48:28
  Charles: How's the sauce?
• 48:30
  Charles: (laughing)
• 48:32
  Mandy: Another stellar cat.
• 48:34
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 48:34
  Mandy: Looks like it's on the white side.
• 48:37
  Chris: I think this is why they have that sign in McDonald's now
• 48:40
  Chris: that says you can't stay for longer than 30 minutes.
• 48:43
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 48:43
  Mandy: That's with the man salt or dine.
• 48:45
  Mandy: It's gonna happen occasionally.
• 48:47
  Mandy: He's been talking,
• 48:48
  Charles: she's been talking about like the salt,
• 48:51
  Charles: the salt queen or whatever.
• 48:53
  Charles: Like she goes to this McDonald's all the time,
• 48:55
  Charles: but somebody left that was like perfect
• 48:57
  Charles: at salting the fries.
• 48:59
  Charles: (laughing)
• 48:59
  Charles: She's complaining that they're not salting the fries right
• 49:03
  Charles: to her specifications.
• 49:05
  Nora: And the iced tea was weak sauce today.
• 49:08
  Nora: Yeah. - It was some weak sauce.
• 49:09
  Chris: Well, it's not sauce, it's tea.
• 49:11
  Chris: Well, it's sauce. - It's how's the sauce.
• 49:13
  Nora: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Nora: Okay, so I found a mashup of some of our favorite guys.
• 49:17
  Nora: No, don't do me. - I know Chris and Andy
• 49:19
  Charles: are both gonna hate this.
• 49:20
  Charles: Wait, I think I know what this one is.
• 49:22
  Charles: Is it, is it, okay, I know what this is.
• 49:25
  Chris: You know which one it is, we're gonna play it.
• 49:28
  Chris: Feel free to cut this one off early, Mandy.
• 49:30
  Mandy: No, keep we have a whole thing.
• 49:31
  Mandy: Thank you.
• 49:32
  Mandy: Aw, Mandy, we have to.
• 49:34
  Charles: It's, what's his face guy and the other,
• 49:37
  Charles: what's his face guy?
• 49:38
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah, you know.
• 49:38
  Charles: The combining guy.
• 49:39
  Charles: I saw this video.
• 49:40
  Mandy: I saw this video.
• 49:42
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 49:42
  Chris: God damn it.
• 49:43
  Mandy: All right, just get it over with.
• 49:44
  Mandy: Go for it, Sydney!
• 49:46
  Mandy: I'm the guy that makes all his popular catchphrases.
• 49:47
  Mandy: Yeah!
• 49:47
  Mandy: Here's some of my most popular catchphrases.
• 49:50
  Mandy: I'm famished for radish.
• 49:53
  Mandy: I'm fratished.
• 49:54
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 49:54
  Mandy: I'm just a taste for rust.
• 49:57
  Mandy: Who put the Pikachu on the stove?
• 49:59
  Mandy: What the cockatoo?
• 50:00
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 50:00
  Mandy: I got a dog.
• 50:02
  Mandy: It's a dog.
• 50:04
  Mandy: Respect the biscuit.
• 50:06
  Mandy: Respesskit.
• 50:07
  Mandy: Who put that in the butter?
• 50:08
  Mandy: What the notter?
• 50:09
  Mandy: It's niche caprice.
• 50:11
  Mandy: It's nippy.
• 50:12
  Mandy: It's nippy.
• 50:13
  Mandy: Funky.
• 50:15
  Mandy: Eee.
• 50:16
  Mandy: Eee.
• 50:16
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 50:17
  Chris: Do you ever meet anyone where you go,
• 50:22
  Chris: man, your mom made the wrong choice all those years ago.
• 50:26
  Mandy: (clapping)
• 50:28
  Mandy: We're so pleased.
• 50:29
  Chris: If only they'd had the courage
• 50:30
  Chris: to travel down that back alley.
• 50:33
  Mandy: I would've taken them.
• 50:34
  Mandy: I would've helped pay for the-
• 50:36
  Chris: Right, yeah, would've given them a ride to Planned Parenthood.
• 50:39
  Charles: The combining word guy I think lives in Colorado.
• 50:42
  Nora: Professor Sandy?
• 50:43
  Charles: Yeah, 'cause he recently had like a get together
• 50:46
  Charles: with his fans, and it was like at the-
• 50:48
  Charles: All three of them?
• 50:49
  Charles: Oh my god, a get together with his fans.
• 50:50
  Charles: There was so many people.
• 50:52
  Charles: Are you serious?
• 50:54
  Charles: He also went to Red Rocks recently.
• 50:56
  Charles: So I think he's a local.
• 51:00
  Mandy: Look, it isn't even a bit.
• 51:01
  Mandy: Like in here in the control room,
• 51:04
  Mandy: we despise these people.
• 51:06
  Chris: It's just nonsense.
• 51:08
  Chris: It's not even funny.
• 51:08
  Chris: There's nothing creative about it.
• 51:10
  Chris: He's just stringing fucking words together.
• 51:13
  Chris: He doesn't know what a catchphrase is
• 51:15
  Chris: and apparently doesn't know the meaning
• 51:17
  Chris: of the word popular either.
• 51:19
  Mandy: Ugh, hatred.
• 51:21
  Chris: Who put the Pikachu in this, yeah?
• 51:23
  Chris: Come on.
• 51:24
  Chris: I'd love to put him in a stew of fire.
• 51:26
  Nora: It's Nipish.
• 51:27
  Chris: It's Nipish.
• 51:29
  Chris: Anyway, folks, so the last video we have
• 51:32
  Chris: for Around the Net is one that I had
• 51:34
  Chris: just because I want everyone to see
• 51:37
  Chris: Pepsi's new marketing strategy.
• 51:39
  Mandy: Okay.
• 51:46
  Charles: Oh my God, I'd be so excited.
• 51:50
  Charles: Incredible.
• 51:51
  Mandy: ♪ I've been around that track so much ♪
• 51:54
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 51:55
  Mandy: ♪ 'Cause I ain't gonna hold it back ♪
• 51:58
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 52:03
  Charles: The way I would purposely get that one.
• 52:05
  Charles: I think I would too.
• 52:06
  Charles: Did you guys see that it wasn't just pussy,
• 52:08
  Charles: it was Pussy Max?
• 52:10
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 52:10
  Charles: Zero calorie pussy.
• 52:11
  Nora: Pussy Max.
• 52:13
  Charles: Hey, go big or go home, right?
• 52:15
  Charles: Yep.
• 52:17
  Nora: So did we wanna go to a break in between this
• 52:19
  Nora: or do we wanna go for new music
• 52:21
  Nora: We have some Dog Man content and punching kid,
• 52:24
  Nora: the kid punching too, we have updates.
• 52:27
  Nora: So many choices.
• 52:28
  Nora: Mandy, were you here?
• 52:29
  Mandy: Was Mandy here?
• 52:30
  Mandy: Yeah, Mandy was here.
• 52:31
  Chris: Mandy was not here for kid punching.
• 52:33
  Charles: Mandy, did you see the kid punching?
• 52:35
  Mandy: I did watch it.
• 52:36
  Mandy: I did watch it and I'm like, you know,
• 52:39
  Mandy: I met some pretty terrible kids.
• 52:40
  Mandy: I've got a list.
• 52:42
  Charles: Right.
• 52:43
  Charles: I'm more fine with the kids being punched
• 52:44
  Charles: than the kitties running into the thing.
• 52:49
  Charles: I was like, how dare you bring this to the show
• 52:51
  Charles: Just seeing kids just getting fucking hit in the face.
• 52:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 52:58
  Charles: That one today is pretty wild
• 53:00
  Charles: 'cause it's without boxing gloves.
• 53:04
  Chris: What?
• 53:05
  Chris: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Chris: Charles is trying to get us thrown off of YouTube.
• 53:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 53:11
  Chris: Find us on Rumble, folks.
• 53:12
  Chris: We'll be there all week.
• 53:14
  Charles: Do we wanna like, we've been going for about an hour.
• 53:16
  Mandy: What's the round sponsor at?
• 53:17
  Charles: Do we wanna do-
• 53:18
  Charles: Yeah, Charles, tell us about Loudspeaker.
• 53:20
  Charles: Let's get some music playing.
• 53:22
  Charles: What do we think?
• 53:25
  Charles: Hi folks.
• 53:27
  Charles: You ever find yourself sitting in your Ford F-150,
• 53:31
  Charles: driving around across 287 in Northern Colorado?
• 53:36
  Charles: You find yourself thinking,
• 53:38
  Charles: man, this sounds like AI slop.
• 53:41
  Charles: Well, guess what?
• 53:44
  Charles: When you listen to loudspeaker,
• 53:46
  Charles: you don't get any of that AI nonsense.
• 53:48
  Charles: This is Music Chosen by Humans for Humans.
• 53:54
  Charles: We've got six beautiful stations that you can listen to
• 53:58
  Charles: from indie music that you probably have never heard before.
• 54:01
  Charles: If you want some new recommendations to classic 80s,
• 54:06
  Charles: to queer music, to the 60s,
• 54:09
  Charles: we've got stations for you for free.
• 54:13
  Charles: Chris, how much is free?
• 54:15
  Chris: It's approximately zero dollars, Charles.
• 54:18
  Charles: I love that price.
• 54:19
  Charles: That's a deal.
• 54:20
  Charles: That is a deal.
• 54:21
  Charles: That is a deal.
• 54:22
  Charles: So please-
• 54:23
  Chris: Act now, and you'll get two for the price of one.
• 54:26
  Charles: So instead of listening to Spotify, which has really
• 54:33
  Charles: sunk their teeth into the AI bullshit, instead of doing
• 54:39
  Charles: that, instead of checking out iHeartRadio, which is just
• 54:43
  Charles: conglomerate trash.
• 54:47
  Charles: Check out Loudspeaker.
• 54:48
  Charles: It's free.
• 54:49
  Charles: Why not?
• 54:50
  Charles: You can download the Loudspeaker app on any phone
• 54:54
  Charles: at iPhones, Android phones, Windows phones.
• 54:59
  Charles: Chris?
• 55:00
  Chris: Does anyone have a Windows phone anymore?
• 55:02
  Chris: Zunes.
• 55:03
  Chris: Available for now for Zune and Blackberries.
• 55:07
  Chris: And those rotary phones that your grandparents had.
• 55:12
  Charles: And as we found out recently, you got CarPlay.
• 55:16
  Charles: So you can just plug it in and just have it plugged right
• 55:18
  Charles: into your radio as you kind of drive down the road,
• 55:22
  Charles: which I absolutely love.
• 55:24
  Charles: When I drive to work in the morning, it's loudspeaker.
• 55:27
  Charles: It's loudspeaker, baby.
• 55:28
  Charles: It's always a delight.
• 55:30
  Charles: I'm always finding things that I have never heard before,
• 55:33
  Charles: even though I helped manage this station.
• 55:36
  Charles: (laughing)
• 55:36
  Charles: I probably should have heard that music before.
• 55:41
  Charles: But with that being said, I love loudspeaker.
• 55:44
  Charles: Please give us a listen.
• 55:47
  Charles: That's our, we'll do the one call to action this week.
• 55:50
  Charles: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 55:52
  Charles: Well, thank you.
• 55:53
  Charles: Did I do a good job?
• 55:54
  Charles: I liked it.
• 55:55
  Chris: Thank you. - Wonderful job, Charles.
• 55:56
  Charles: Thank you, I need to be told I do a good job.
• 55:58
  Nora: You did a really good job, Charles.
• 56:00
  Nora: I'm proud of you.
• 56:01
  Charles: They are a good, good boy.
• 56:03
  Charles: Thank you.
• 56:05
  Charles: All right, so Nora, we got some music.
• 56:08
  Charles: Talking about loudspeaker, talking about music,
• 56:10
  Charles: You've got some new music for kind of like a topic.
• 56:15
  Nora: Yeah, I do.
• 56:16
  Nora: And I have, so I brought four different,
• 56:19
  Nora: couple of them are more on the weird little guy sides,
• 56:22
  Nora: and two of them are far more popular than the other two.
• 56:26
  Nora: But the first two that I wanted to bring to you,
• 56:29
  Nora: well, the first one, this one is Eastern Rosellas.
• 56:32
  Charles: Is this-
• 56:33
  Nora: And this is currently the rival to the top AI song
• 56:37
  Nora: in Australian charts.
• 56:39
  Nora: And this song was written by a six-year-old
• 56:41
  Nora: after he went to an island on the eastern coast of Australia.
• 56:45
  Chris: Wait a second, did you say it's the top AI song?
• 56:48
  Nora: No, it's countering.
• 56:50
  Nora: It's the competitor, the number one competitor
• 56:53
  Nora: to an AI song. - Got it, okay, perfect.
• 56:54
  Nora: I don't think I specified that,
• 56:56
  Nora: but it is the number one song
• 57:00
  Nora: that is not AI in Australia right now.
• 57:03
  Nora: And it's been in my head for weeks, and it's fantastic.
• 57:07
  Charles: Is this gonna be like the split pea soup?
• 57:09
  Nora: No, no, no, this is actually like a certified banger.
• 57:13
  Nora: This is a certified banger.
• 57:14
  Charles: Let's hear it.
• 57:15
  Nora: Okay.
• 57:16
  Nora: So let's play it.
• 57:16
  Video Clip: Let's do it, buddy.
• 57:18
  Video Clip: Hey everybody, this is Eastern Brazil's full band version.
• 57:26
  Video Clip: And it starts like this, the brazilians on the twist, it's the modernist, and I like
• 57:31
  Video Clip: it like this.
• 57:33
  Video Clip: ♪ They're flying over my head now ♪
• 57:35
  Video Clip: ♪ I'll tell you what this space shades is ♪
• 57:38
  Video Clip: ♪ These super zealots, these super zealots ♪
• 57:42
  Video Clip: ♪ Look at their beautiful colours ♪
• 57:45
  Video Clip: ♪ These super zealots, these super zealots ♪
• 57:48
  Video Clip: ♪ Look at their beautiful colours ♪
• 57:51
  Video Clip: ♪ And our beautiful sea turtles like to eat ♪
• 57:54
  Video Clip: ♪ They use their beaks to fly into the trees ♪
• 57:57
  Video Clip: ♪ They're flying over my head now ♪
• 58:01
  Video Clip: ♪ Tell you what, this thing she's just ♪
• 58:03
  Video Clip: ♪ Hey, Easter Rosellas, Easter Rosellas ♪
• 58:07
  Video Clip: ♪ Look at the beautiful colors ♪
• 58:09
  Video Clip: ♪ Easter Rosellas, Easter Rosellas ♪
• 58:13
  Video Clip: ♪ Look at the beautiful colors ♪
• 58:16
  Video Clip: ♪ Red, yellow, green, blue ♪
• 58:19
  Video Clip: ♪ Come so bright they'll shine for you ♪
• 58:22
  Video Clip: ♪ Look at the sky, so high in the sky ♪
• 58:25
  Video Clip: ♪ As they're singing their song ♪
• 58:30
  Charles: (laughing)
• 58:31
  Charles: You guys, the clap sound too.
• 58:32
  Video Clip: ♪ There is anisomatist in the morning mist ♪
• 58:36
  Video Clip: ♪ And we're laughing like this ♪
• 58:38
  Video Clip: ♪ Flying over my head now ♪
• 58:41
  Video Clip: ♪ I'll tell you what this species is ♪
• 58:43
  Video Clip: ♪ Hey, it's the Rosellas, it's the Rosellas ♪
• 58:47
  Video Clip: ♪ Because they're beautiful colors ♪
• 58:50
  Video Clip: ♪ It's the Rosellas, it's the Rosellas ♪
• 58:53
  Video Clip: ♪ Because they're beautiful colors ♪
• 59:01
  Video Clip: Good job, give it up.
• 59:02
  Charles: Give it up for Miles, everybody.
• 59:07
  Charles: Why is the dad Adrian Brody?
• 59:11
  Charles: (laughing)
• 59:12
  Charles: Like he's hot, the dad can get it.
• 59:15
  Charles: Yeah, he can.
• 59:16
  Chris: All I know is I too like Easter Godzillas.
• 59:20
  Mandy: Oh, my favorite.
• 59:22
  Charles: They're my favorite kind of Godzilla.
• 59:24
  Nora: Eastern Rosellas.
• 59:26
  Charles: Eastern Rosellas.
• 59:27
  Mandy: Look, I get it, right?
• 59:28
  Mandy: Like it's catchy, it has everything you need,
• 59:31
  Mandy: the clapping, the beats, the drop, like I get it.
• 59:34
  Mandy: Like it makes sense.
• 59:35
  Chris: Although I've gotta say,
• 59:37
  Chris: if this is number one in Australia,
• 59:39
  Chris: what more do you expect from a nation of criminals?
• 59:43
  Chris: (laughing)
• 59:44
  Charles: This is the most Nora-coded song ever.
• 59:48
  Charles: It's like, here's a fun fact you need to know
• 59:51
  Charles: about a bird that you've never heard of.
• 59:55
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 59:56
  Nora: Charles you're on your way to like a top 40 hit right there. Yeah. Hell yeah. We just need some claps if all the people listening were Nora
• 1:00:06
  Charles: But there's a reason why it's going so popular because there's a lot of people who really like trains out there
• 1:00:15
  Nora: Train guy
• 1:00:17
  Nora: Color how to train if I could ride a train to Denver, you know how happy I would be. I mean, oh
• 1:00:26
  Nora: Okay, next one. This one is a Kyle Gordon special and it's been all around the internet recently and
• 1:00:35
  Nora: Does this have the lyrics on the video? So, you know, I believe so I believe so so we're gonna go ahead and just watch
• 1:00:41
  Nora: Hey there, mr. Jumbo
• 1:00:53
  Chris: He's got a very creepy smile
• 1:01:35
  Chris: Is this is this the live action Lion King remake?
• 1:01:40
  Chris: Is that what that is?
• 1:01:41
  Nora: So people are saying that Kyle Gorton is the new weirdo, the weirdo of our generation.
• 1:01:46
  Charles: I think he is.
• 1:01:47
  Nora: I think so.
• 1:01:48
  Mandy: He's good satire.
• 1:01:50
  Mandy: He is killing it.
• 1:01:52
  Mandy: This is so mainstream that it hit the normie in the group.
• 1:01:55
  Mandy: Yeah, uh-huh, it's so good.
• 1:01:58
  Nora: And like the, he went to Eswatini to film the video
• 1:02:02
  Nora: and my sister thinks he went there for his honeymoon.
• 1:02:05
  Chris: So that's how he got there.
• 1:02:06
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:02:07
  Chris: You know, he looks like George Costanza
• 1:02:10
  Chris: if he really liked show tunes.
• 1:02:12
  Nora: Have you seen Paul Simon?
• 1:02:13
  Nora: Yeah, I mean, yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Chris: Fair, yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Nora: And so if you go to the album
• 1:02:18
  Nora: on any of your, like the places you get your albums,
• 1:02:22
  Nora: The introduction to this song is an introduction by Daniel Radcliffe who explains a little
• 1:02:29
  Nora: bit of context about the song.
• 1:02:31
  Nora: And so the context of the song is Barry Bergen, who is the character that Kyle Gordon plays
• 1:02:38
  Nora: for this song, went to Africa in the 90s so he could get a new sound.
• 1:02:43
  Nora: And then he just said, "I'll record over, just record something and I'll record some
• 1:02:47
  Nora: words over it."
• 1:02:49
  Nora: And this is just making fun of all of the people who went to Africa in the 90s who exploited
• 1:02:56
  Nora: the music of the locals and then put their own music over it.
• 1:03:00
  Chris: I love songs that require an introductory explainer to understand.
• 1:03:05
  Chris: Especially if it's Daniel Radcliffe.
• 1:03:06
  Nora: It was really great.
• 1:03:07
  Chris: Yeah, only if it's Daniel Radcliffe.
• 1:03:08
  Nora: It's very delightful and I laughed out loud when I clicked on the album and all of a sudden
• 1:03:13
  Chris: Daniel Radcliffe was talking to me.
• 1:03:14
  Chris: though, should we put this song in the rotation on the station?
• 1:03:20
  Charles: Yes.
• 1:03:21
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:03:21
  Charles: Absolutely.
• 1:03:22
  Charles: His music is actually really good, which is-
• 1:03:26
  Charles: This song gets stuck in your head.
• 1:03:28
  Charles: All of his songs.
• 1:03:29
  Charles: He's got one that is making fun of the Mumford and Sons
• 1:03:34
  Charles: hey-ho kind of style songs.
• 1:03:36
  Charles: It's like Millennials Will Never Die.
• 1:03:40
  Charles: It's very-
• 1:03:41
  Charles: Are you young?
• 1:03:41
  Charles: Yeah, we are young.
• 1:03:42
  Charles: We are young.
• 1:03:44
  Nora: He's got a really good 80s Euro pop, 90s Euro pop
• 1:03:49
  Nora: Planet of the Bass song.
• 1:03:51
  Charles: We were talking about this right before we went live.
• 1:03:53
  Nora: Hilarious.
• 1:03:53
  Charles: Which is like, it's making fun of the Eurovision
• 1:04:00
  Charles: pop trash that comes out of that.
• 1:04:03
  Nora: For like Barbie Girl, you know?
• 1:04:04
  Charles: Right, where they have the really broken English
• 1:04:06
  Charles: in a lot of their techno beats and stuff like that.
• 1:04:11
  Charles: And he has the line women are my favorite guy in the song, which is just so delightful
• 1:04:17
  Nora: I just love that women are my favorite guy sex. I'm wanting more
• 1:04:22
  Nora: All right. Well, we'll add him to the station bring on mr. Jambalaya. Yeah, so Kyle Gordon is he's he's making it big
• 1:04:30
  Charles: Right now, can we add the next two to the station? Do you think that there?
• 1:04:35
  Nora: These are more these on the next two are honestly a little bit more
• 1:04:39
  Nora: Weird little guys.
• 1:04:40
  Chris: We'll just have a show called Esoteric Hour.
• 1:04:43
  Chris: We'll put all these weird guys on it.
• 1:04:46
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:04:46
  Nora: TikTok song hour.
• 1:04:48
  Chris: Curated by Nora.
• 1:04:50
  Nora: I don't know, it sounds like a show to me.
• 1:04:52
  Nora: Yeah, so this next one, this is Sweet Sally
• 1:04:54
  Nora: and she's singing a song that she can't be weird right now.
• 1:04:57
  Mandy: ♪ I cannot be weird right now ♪
• 1:05:01
  Mandy: ♪ Because I'm supposed to be normal right now ♪
• 1:05:09
  Mandy: ♪ Right now because I'm supposed to be normal right now ♪
• 1:05:15
  Mandy: This is what runs through my head.
• 1:05:22
  Chris: You know, I've never thought of this thought
• 1:05:24
  Chris: that I have all day, every day.
• 1:05:26
  Chris: I've never thought of setting it to music before.
• 1:05:28
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:05:29
  Chris: I love her.
• 1:05:30
  Mandy: I love, can we play it again?
• 1:05:31
  Mandy: I love her a lot.
• 1:05:33
  Mandy: Wait, really?
• 1:05:34
  Mandy: Wait, wait, can you explain to me why?
• 1:05:38
  Mandy: 'Cause she's, I think-
• 1:05:39
  Mandy: You must justify your choices to the director.
• 1:05:42
  Mandy: Yeah, do it.
• 1:05:43
  Mandy: Yes, give me that power.
• 1:05:44
  Mandy: I wanna be director.
• 1:05:45
  Charles: Okay, so here's the thing about Weird Little Guys.
• 1:05:51
  Charles: They are trying to create art in their own way,
• 1:05:56
  Charles: and they're failing so hard that they're succeeding.
• 1:05:59
  Charles: Which is, it's their-
• 1:06:01
  Mandy: So is it satire at that point?
• 1:06:03
  Charles: No, I don't think that this is satire.
• 1:06:06
  Charles: I think that this is somebody trying to create art,
• 1:06:07
  Charles: and they are creating art because it is something
• 1:06:10
  Charles: that we are feeling emotions to right now.
• 1:06:12
  Charles: I like it.
• 1:06:14
  Charles: However, I just find that that confidence
• 1:06:18
  Charles: of putting something like this out there in the world
• 1:06:21
  Charles: is just incredible.
• 1:06:23
  Charles: I love it, I love it, I can't get enough.
• 1:06:25
  Mandy: I'm beginning to wonder,
• 1:06:26
  Mandy: and I think maybe I'm understanding why.
• 1:06:30
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:06:32
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Charles: Now you get it.
• 1:06:34
  Mandy: No, 'cause maybe that's something that's being done here.
• 1:06:38
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:06:41
  Charles: Go fuck yourself.
• 1:06:44
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:06:51
  Charles: I love you, I'm sorry.
• 1:06:55
  Chris: Aggressive.
• 1:06:58
  Chris: Aggro Hour brought to you by Charles and Ellie.
• 1:07:01
  Mandy: On that note, here's the last weird little guy.
• 1:07:03
  Mandy: Yeah, let's watch it.
• 1:07:05
  Mandy: Sister, you wanna be a firefighter?
• 1:07:09
  Mandy: You better put down that lighter.
• 1:07:11
  Chris: You wanna see that house with water you're gonna douse.
• 1:07:17
  Nora: And you can buy songs. You can request songs from him.
• 1:07:19
  Nora: That's insane.
• 1:07:21
  Charles: Happy birthday, sister.
• 1:07:26
  Charles: I don't like this guy.
• 1:07:29
  Mandy: Oh no, no, no, but they're making art and they're being brave and putting themselves out there.
• 1:07:33
  Mandy: You're making art and like they're just weird
• 1:07:35
  Mandy: 'cause they're trying so hard and it's not ironic at all.
• 1:07:39
  Charles: There is a difference.
• 1:07:40
  Mandy: There is a difference.
• 1:07:41
  Mandy: Oh, but when you say it's good or bad,
• 1:07:43
  Mandy: that's when it's good or bad.
• 1:07:44
  Mandy: There's a difference.
• 1:07:46
  Mandy: Chat, chat, back me up.
• 1:07:48
  Charles: Yeah, chat.
• 1:07:50
  Charles: Back me up, chat.
• 1:07:51
  Charles: I don't like this guy because he's trying too hard.
• 1:07:54
  Charles: To be weird.
• 1:07:55
  Mandy: Wait, so you have to just be cool about it, right?
• 1:07:57
  Mandy: Like, so you have to be nonchalant to make it
• 1:07:58
  Charles: into Charles's school book.
• 1:08:00
  Charles: You are weird.
• 1:08:01
  Nora: You have to be more cringe.
• 1:08:02
  Nora: He's not, I don't feel like he's totally doing it
• 1:08:04
  Nora: for the cringe, do you?
• 1:08:06
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:08:06
  Nora: Like, is he in it just for the cringe?
• 1:08:09
  Chris: I don't know.
• 1:08:10
  Chris: I will say he's got pretty decent rhythm.
• 1:08:13
  Nora: Right? - What?
• 1:08:14
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Nora: Mm-hmm, right?
• 1:08:16
  Chris: With his percussion.
• 1:08:17
  Nora: And I like think it's kind of interesting.
• 1:08:19
  Chris: I don't think it overrides the rest of it.
• 1:08:21
  Nora: I think it was kind of interesting.
• 1:08:23
  Nora: I thought it was a lot.
• 1:08:26
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:08:27
  Charles: It's a lot for sure.
• 1:08:28
  Charles: It's just like all the paint,
• 1:08:30
  Charles: like I don't get the paint.
• 1:08:31
  Charles: I don't get the, what was he even wearing on his head?
• 1:08:35
  Charles: Was it a crown?
• 1:08:36
  Charles: A crown.
• 1:08:38
  Nora: Maybe a hat and a crown, I don't know.
• 1:08:40
  Mandy: I have a little question for the actor.
• 1:08:43
  Chris: Yes.
• 1:08:45
  Mandy: How is this any different than the catchphrase guy then?
• 1:08:51
  Mandy: Right, like one's trying too hard, but one's amazing.
• 1:08:55
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:08:57
  Chris: You know-
• 1:08:58
  Charles: That's what I'm saying too, Chris.
• 1:09:00
  Chris: The catchphrase guy is insufferable.
• 1:09:02
  Chris: I would rather watch this dude for like an hour
• 1:09:07
  Chris: than the catchphrase guy.
• 1:09:08
  Mandy: You know what?
• 1:09:09
  Mandy: You know what?
• 1:09:09
  Mandy: You know what?
• 1:09:10
  Mandy: You're not wrong.
• 1:09:12
  Mandy: I would watch this guy do his weird thing over that.
• 1:09:14
  Mandy: And yeah, no.
• 1:09:15
  Chris: Yep.
• 1:09:16
  Chris: Bring it on.
• 1:09:16
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:09:18
  Chris: But I would rather watch a home girl
• 1:09:21
  Chris: learn how to roller skate
• 1:09:23
  Chris: before I would do either of those other things.
• 1:09:26
  Charles: I mean, honestly, same though,
• 1:09:27
  Charles: but that sounds delightful.
• 1:09:29
  Charles: It does.
• 1:09:31
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:09:32
  Chris: If for no other reason than we can reassure her mom
• 1:09:36
  Chris: that she's not gonna die.
• 1:09:37
  Mandy: I mean, I don't know, as someone who's broken a bone,
• 1:09:40
  Mandy: roller skating, yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Chris: You break bones walking, Mandy.
• 1:09:44
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:09:45
  Chris: Yeah, fucking get her, Chris.
• 1:09:48
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:09:52
  Chris: Mandy comes back for the show and we all just roast her.
• 1:09:55
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:09:56
  Charles: I mean, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
• 1:09:59
  Charles: I have content that you're gonna like, Mandy.
• 1:10:02
  Charles: I promise you.
• 1:10:03
  Nora: Those were my songs that I wanted to bring to you guys.
• 1:10:06
  Charles: This next...
• 1:10:07
  Chris: Thank you, Nora.
• 1:10:07
  Charles: This next creator has been creating some great...
• 1:10:12
  Charles: I would call this "Fun Videos Involving Their Dog."
• 1:10:16
  Charles: Ooh! Okay.
• 1:10:17
  Charles: I think you're gonna like this.
• 1:10:18
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:10:19
  Chris: As long as it's not catchphrase guy.
• 1:10:21
  Mandy: Yeah, oh my god.
• 1:10:22
  Video Clip: There he is, scary Gary.
• 1:10:24
  Video Clip: You hungry, dude?
• 1:10:25
  Video Clip: There's a catchphrase.
• 1:10:26
  Video Clip: Oh!
• 1:10:26
  Video Clip: Oh.
• 1:10:27
  Video Clip: Hey.
• 1:10:28
  Video Clip: Oh, it's okay, you can't catch them all.
• 1:10:30
  Video Clip: What?
• 1:10:31
  Video Clip: Dude!
• 1:10:32
  Video Clip: (laughs)
• 1:10:32
  Video Clip: You can juggle now.
• 1:10:34
  Video Clip: Hey, can I get one of those apples back if you got more?
• 1:10:36
  Video Clip: Oh, thank you, dude.
• 1:10:38
  Video Clip: You're the man, brother.
• 1:10:39
  Video Clip: I love you.
• 1:10:40
  Video Clip: (laughs)
• 1:10:41
  Chris: Okay, that was awesome.
• 1:10:43
  Chris: Yes.
• 1:10:45
  Charles: I've got more.
• 1:10:47
  Nora: It's like the Wimerator guy, but live action.
• 1:10:49
  Nora: Yeah!
• 1:10:52
  Charles: Let's keep going.
• 1:10:53
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:10:54
  Video Clip: Hi, pal, remember your training.
• 1:10:55
  Video Clip: Check your mirrors, 10 and two.
• 1:10:57
  Video Clip: Get some good tunes in, all right?
• 1:10:58
  Video Clip: All right, take it easy out the gate now.
• 1:11:00
  Video Clip: Take it easy.
• 1:11:02
  Video Clip: Careful, you gotta look where you're going, dude.
• 1:11:03
  Video Clip: Look where you're going.
• 1:11:05
  Video Clip: Eyes on the road.
• 1:11:06
  Video Clip: Slow down, dude.
• 1:11:06
  Video Clip: Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
• 1:11:07
  Mandy: Oh, oh!
• 1:11:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:11:15
  Mandy: Isn't there a follow-up to that one?
• 1:11:17
  Mandy: I think we've got it.
• 1:11:19
  Chris: Yeah, the ASPCA was called.
• 1:11:21
  Chris: That was the follow-up.
• 1:11:22
  Nora: 'Cause I did see, I saw,
• 1:11:23
  Nora: I think I saw a third budget of that one.
• 1:11:25
  Mandy: Chihuahua that's similar. They don't dress him up like a human, but he works on like a construction site
• 1:11:30
  Mandy: And it's the most adorable thing I've ever seen I may put that on the list for next week
• 1:11:34
  Chris: And somebody else can show it that sounds like a mountain of OSHA violations so many
• 1:11:39
  Mandy: Oh, and they get to train him and they try and that poor little new guy
• 1:11:43
  Chris: Like I mean, how is he gonna handle like a brad nailer?
• 1:11:47
  Mandy: They train him on the show and it's amazing. Oh, that sounds delightful. Yeah, I'll send those
• 1:11:54
  Mandy: Okay, this is more tolerable. I'll admit it. I told you I got you something good
• 1:12:00
  Chris: More of this and less catchphrase
• 1:12:06
  Nora: And Charles doesn't even the one who brought catchphrase guy this thank you I needed that I got you
• 1:12:11
  Chris: Okay, I think we have one more. Well, you both make terrible decisions
• 1:12:14
  Mandy: So many terrible. Okay. Here's the next one
• 1:12:18
  Video Clip: Chef, how's that gravy coming along?
• 1:12:19
  Video Clip: Let's go. We gotta move, move.
• 1:12:21
  Video Clip: Whisk it. Let's go.
• 1:12:22
  Video Clip: Whisk, whisk, whisk.
• 1:12:23
  Video Clip: Ew, get that elbow check out, bro.
• 1:12:24
  Video Clip: I am stuck.
• 1:12:26
  Video Clip: All right. Let me taste it.
• 1:12:31
  Video Clip: Oh, perfect, Chef. Here you go.
• 1:12:33
  Video Clip: Get a little taste for yourself, Chef.
• 1:12:34
  Video Clip: Hurry, hurry, lick it, lick it.
• 1:12:35
  Video Clip: Hurry, get a little taste. Good.
• 1:12:37
  Video Clip: And 86, and it's done. It's contaminated.
• 1:12:39
  Video Clip: He doesn't want it. We're doing one blueberry.
• 1:12:42
  Video Clip: Cut in half. You know the drill.
• 1:12:43
  Video Clip: Here. Oh, good catch, Chef.
• 1:12:45
  Video Clip: Place it! Chocolate drizzle, plate it!
• 1:12:47
  Video Clip: Top or hide? The burgers are hot!
• 1:12:48
  Video Clip: The burgers are hot!
• 1:12:49
  Video Clip: Get it plated, chef. Get it nice.
• 1:12:51
  Video Clip: Looking good, chef. All right.
• 1:12:52
  Video Clip: I'm gonna take it out to him.
• 1:12:53
  Video Clip: You're the best, chef.
• 1:12:54
  Video Clip: All right, sir. Thanks for waiting.
• 1:12:55
  Video Clip: We have the blueberry here with a nice chocolate reduction.
• 1:12:58
  Video Clip: Enjoy.
• 1:12:59
  Video Clip: Okay. Let me get that out of your way, huh?
• 1:13:02
  Video Clip: He hates it! Fire the oven!
• 1:13:04
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:13:05
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:13:06
  Mandy: That one was excellent.
• 1:13:09
  Chris: I love how it went from we're making gravy
• 1:13:12
  Chris: to cutting a blueberry in half for some reason.
• 1:13:15
  Mandy: And then, no thank you.
• 1:13:17
  Chris: And to be fair, that gravy did look really good.
• 1:13:20
  Mandy: It did look like great gravy.
• 1:13:22
  Mandy: Blueberries aren't always great.
• 1:13:23
  Mandy: Like, they're tricky, tricky.
• 1:13:26
  Charles: Do you guys wanna see a grown man beat up some children?
• 1:13:29
  Mandy: Yes, always, always.
• 1:13:31
  Charles: Is that just gonna become a recurring bit on the show?
• 1:13:34
  Mandy: Yeah, that's just the intro right there.
• 1:13:37
  Chris: Let's go do it.
• 1:13:38
  Mandy: ♪ Faith in all, faith in all ♪
• 1:13:41
  Mandy: Hit it back, come on.
• 1:13:44
  Chris: kids not have been phased.
• 1:13:45
  Mandy: I will say I think this is actually great training legitimately.
• 1:13:48
  Mandy: I think everybody should know how to throw a punch and take a punch.
• 1:13:53
  Charles: But without boxing gloves on?
• 1:13:56
  Mandy: Yeah, because it's have you ever been right? Yeah, that's how you get punched. You get punched without boxing gloves.
• 1:14:10
  Nora: Get a kid get a war
• 1:14:24
  Nora: They did
• 1:14:25
  Chris: oh my god that kid's gonna die
• 1:14:39
  Nora: Punches hit this guy
• 1:14:41
  Nora: Hit this adult man hit him
• 1:14:43
  Chris: punch him in the dick
• 1:14:50
  Mandy: Just fucking slaps the kids
• 1:14:56
  Charles: My god, he is himself fucking hard their parents are paying for this. Yes, they are
• 1:15:02
  Chris: This is child. Oh my god
• 1:15:06
  Nora: Miley come on. He's asking for more
• 1:15:09
  Chris: Why are you smiling you stupid idiot? Oh my god
• 1:15:39
  Mandy: Okay, look, I know how I would justify this.
• 1:15:42
  Mandy: How does he justify it?
• 1:15:43
  Mandy: I need to know.
• 1:15:44
  Charles: I need to, we need to like, those kids had it coming.
• 1:15:47
  Charles: We need more information about like where this is because it doesn't seem, I don't think
• 1:15:53
  Charles: this is the United States.
• 1:15:56
  Charles: I don't know where it is.
• 1:15:57
  Chris: I mean, if it's, if it's in the United States, it's somewhere like Tennessee or Alabama.
• 1:16:02
  Chris: Let's be honest.
• 1:16:05
  Mandy: I was going to say Houston.
• 1:16:08
  Mandy: No, I don't know. I'm interested. I mean like a second
• 1:16:12
  Mandy: I think everybody needs to know how to take a punch and throw a punch and you only know how you're gonna react
• 1:16:18
  Charles: Once you've been punched. Yeah, this is true. This is true. I think we should hire somebody to do this on the show
• 1:16:24
  Chris: I mean, you know I volunteer I'm not sure that our insurance covers getting beaten up
• 1:16:38
  Mandy: For one year for my birthday I throw parties
• 1:16:40
  Mandy: and one year I rented out a Krav Maga studio
• 1:16:43
  Mandy: and had them teach us all Krav Maga for my birthday.
• 1:16:46
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:16:47
  Mandy: That sounds fun.
• 1:16:48
  Mandy: Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:16:49
  Mandy: Except two of us have had training,
• 1:16:51
  Mandy: so I have lots of martial arts training
• 1:16:53
  Mandy: and my husband had been doing kickboxing at the time,
• 1:16:56
  Mandy: some MMA stuff.
• 1:16:58
  Mandy: Nobody wanted to partner with us for some reason.
• 1:17:00
  Chris: You know how I know that this wasn't in the US?
• 1:17:04
  Chris: Because if it were in a US city,
• 1:17:05
  Chris: one of those kids would have just whipped out a gun.
• 1:17:08
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:17:09
  Charles: There's a whole separate, maybe I'll bring it next week,
• 1:17:13
  Charles: but there's another guy who finds kids who talk shit online
• 1:17:19
  Charles: and he brings them to his studio and fights them.
• 1:17:24
  Mandy: No, no, so now I need to interrupt everyone
• 1:17:26
  Mandy: because I have Laura in the chat saying,
• 1:17:29
  Mandy: I hate all the weird little guys.
• 1:17:31
  Mandy: I love you, Laura.
• 1:17:35
  Charles: How dare?
• 1:17:36
  Mandy: Whoa!
• 1:17:38
  Mandy: Laura is my favorite person now, yes, thank you.
• 1:17:42
  Charles: Whoa!
• 1:17:43
  Charles: Whoa!
• 1:17:44
  Charles: Whoa!
• 1:17:46
  Charles: Whoa!
• 1:17:46
  Charles: That's fine because this is our show.
• 1:17:49
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:17:50
  Chris: It's gonna be a little awkward
• 1:17:51
  Chris: when Charles goes home tonight.
• 1:17:53
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:17:55
  Nora: I'm still gonna like the little guys
• 1:17:57
  Nora: and I'm still gonna bring 'em.
• 1:17:59
  Chris: Charles, do you want me to bring you a blanket
• 1:18:01
  Chris: so you can sleep at the studio?
• 1:18:03
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:18:04
  Charles: I live in my own place.
• 1:18:06
  Mandy: We don't live together.
• 1:18:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:18:11
  Chris: Way to ruin my bit, thanks.
• 1:18:13
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:18:16
  Charles: No problem, you're welcome.
• 1:18:18
  Chris: Also, the part that you didn't see
• 1:18:21
  Chris: was the first time that Mandy said everyone should learn
• 1:18:23
  Chris: how to take a punch and give a punch.
• 1:18:26
  Chris: She looked at me when she said it.
• 1:18:27
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:18:29
  Chris: This is a really small room.
• 1:18:30
  Mandy: Let's beat up Chris.
• 1:18:32
  Mandy: Yeah!
• 1:18:34
  Mandy: If this was different, he would've gotten hit twice
• 1:18:37
  Mandy: because two for flinching.
• 1:18:38
  Chris: God damn it.
• 1:18:40
  Mandy: And the flinching was real, like I just made a gesture
• 1:18:42
  Mandy: and you're like.
• 1:18:43
  Chris: (shouting)
• 1:18:46
  Mandy: Two for flinching.
• 1:18:48
  Mandy: (shouting)
• 1:18:49
  Mandy: At least those are the rules we grew up with.
• 1:18:52
  Chris: This will tell you my level of spinelessness.
• 1:18:54
  Chris: There is a gun next to me and I was still scared.
• 1:18:58
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:19:01
  Mandy: I'm not sure you know how to use that thing.
• 1:19:03
  Chris: I absolutely do not.
• 1:19:05
  Chris: I would just throw it at you
• 1:19:07
  Chris: and hope that I had enough time to run away.
• 1:19:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:19:11
  Charles: Have you guys seen the new Spider-Man movie yet?
• 1:19:13
  Nora: No.
• 1:19:14
  Nora: Is this, what, is it an animated one?
• 1:19:17
  Charles: Or is it-- - It's a live action.
• 1:19:18
  Charles: It's a Mrs. Zendaya.
• 1:19:20
  Charles: It's Mr. and Mrs. Zendaya.
• 1:19:22
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:19:23
  Charles: Zendayas. - The Zendayers.
• 1:19:25
  Charles: The Zendai.
• 1:19:28
  Charles: Zendai.
• 1:19:28
  Nora: Mrs. and Mr. Zendaya.
• 1:19:29
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:19:32
  Charles: So it's their new one.
• 1:19:34
  Charles: It's breaking box office records, right?
• 1:19:36
  Charles: Which is pretty interesting.
• 1:19:37
  Nora: Because we love Mr. and Mrs. Zendaya.
• 1:19:39
  Charles: And people are saying that, you know,
• 1:19:41
  Charles: the superhero slump is over
• 1:19:44
  Charles: because this movie is kind of a banger.
• 1:19:46
  Charles: Unless you're Supergirl.
• 1:19:47
  Charles: Unless you're Supergirl.
• 1:19:49
  Charles: But I also heard that that movie was kind of butt.
• 1:19:52
  Charles: So.
• 1:19:54
  Charles: They can't all be winners.
• 1:19:55
  Charles: They can't all be winners.
• 1:19:56
  Charles: And most of these movies are losers.
• 1:19:58
  Charles: And I think, I don't think it's a superhero slump.
• 1:20:02
  Charles: I think people are just tired of shit movies, right?
• 1:20:06
  Charles: People are going to see a bunch of interesting movies,
• 1:20:10
  Charles: especially in the horror genre right now.
• 1:20:12
  Charles: They're making millions and millions and millions of dollars.
• 1:20:15
  Nora: Backrooms and obsession.
• 1:20:17
  Charles: Yeah, I mean-
• 1:20:17
  Nora: Even The Odyssey.
• 1:20:20
  Mandy: Odyssey is killing it.
• 1:20:22
  Charles: Killing it at the box office.
• 1:20:24
  Chris: I saw a news article that said,
• 1:20:26
  Chris: "Warning, spoilers for The Odyssey."
• 1:20:27
  Chris: I'm like, you're gonna say spoilers for a 3000 year old book. Wow
• 1:20:34
  Mandy: Christ yeah poem. Okay, so tell me more about the spider-man
• 1:20:40
  Charles: I'm not gonna tell you about the spider-man. I'm gonna tell you about something that happened at a spider-man theater. Okay, so
• 1:20:47
  Charles: apparently
• 1:20:49
  Charles: And Chris we can cut we can cut to this apparently
• 1:20:53
  Charles: We can cut to we can cut to
• 1:20:55
  Charles: this article
• 1:20:58
  Charles: An entire movie theater was evacuated during spider-man screening to do a movie goer movie goers
• 1:21:03
  Charles: uncontrollable bout of rotten flatulence
• 1:21:09
  Charles: God bless who came up with that headline dude farted so hard and he had to evacuate a fucking theater
• 1:21:20
  Charles: Not even spotty sense could have prevented this this occurred in Columbia
• 1:21:25
  Chris: Where where I assume that they're no strangers to weird smells. That's that's interesting that you would put why do you say that?
• 1:21:33
  Chris: cocaine
• 1:21:36
  Nora: Doesn't cocaine erode your sense of smell though I
• 1:21:40
  Chris: Wouldn't know Nora
• 1:21:43
  Charles: The theater, okay, what did it say it said the theater the theater go to his proverbial pumpkin bomb
• 1:21:52
  Charles: Someone had real fun right now these nuts Chris. I fucking got you
• 1:21:58
  Charles: Fill the darkened auditorium with horrible odor
• 1:22:02
  Charles: Prompting audience members to flee their seats and discuss see like this one. They had to like really like get the flowery language
• 1:22:09
  Charles: Like you know the article that we started the beginning of this was like a paragraph long
• 1:22:13
  Charles: Which is like yeah this dude set himself some text this one
• 1:22:16
  Charles: They're like we have to make it a little bit longer of a story
• 1:22:19
  Charles: so let's make some Spider-Man puns.
• 1:22:23
  Chris: I love that they try to make it sound like a crime
• 1:22:25
  Chris: where it says, "As of yet, the culprit
• 1:22:27
  Chris: "has not been identified."
• 1:22:29
  Chris: Although reports claim that they either
• 1:22:31
  Chris: detonated a stink bomb as a prank
• 1:22:34
  Chris: or didn't make it to the bathroom in time.
• 1:22:37
  Mandy: I mean, when you pair that up with some lettuce,
• 1:22:41
  Mandy: maybe they had a sound.
• 1:22:42
  Nora: Many film goers ripped the film goer
• 1:22:45
  Nora: for cutting the cheese during a screening.
• 1:22:48
  Charles: "There's no respect anymore," someone said.
• 1:22:52
  Charles: "But I don't think anyone is so rotten
• 1:22:54
  Charles: "as to evacuate an entire auditorium."
• 1:22:57
  Charles: I would just like to say, as an IBS girly.
• 1:23:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:23:03
  Mandy: Same, Charles, same.
• 1:23:04
  Charles: Okay, now I think it's on a different level.
• 1:23:10
  Charles: The skill that this person,
• 1:23:12
  Charles: I'm going to say, most likely, a man.
• 1:23:15
  Charles: That's right, can we agree this is most likely-
• 1:23:18
  Mandy: They did that study on on farts about women and men men's farts are way stinkier. Yeah
• 1:23:25
  Charles: Scientifically. Yeah, so most likely this was like statistically. This was most likely a man. So I'm gonna say he
• 1:23:33
  Charles: This isn't him. This is this is an icon
• 1:23:38
  Charles: Not only did they have this happen where an entire theater got evacuated because of his stinky ass farts
• 1:23:46
  Charles: The New York Post wrote an article about it.
• 1:23:50
  Charles: They thought that this was good enough quality
• 1:23:53
  Charles: of entertainment or newsworthy enough
• 1:23:57
  Charles: to write a whole ass article about it.
• 1:23:59
  Chris: Yeah, stalwart of the journalism community,
• 1:24:01
  Chris: the New York Post.
• 1:24:03
  Chris: I want to fart so hard.
• 1:24:06
  Mandy: You wanna be that man?
• 1:24:07
  Mandy: I wanna be this man!
• 1:24:09
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:24:09
  Chris: Mandy, bring that back up and scroll up.
• 1:24:14
  Chris: So for those of us for those who are just listening to this yeah, there's a spider-man cosplayer who was at the screening
• 1:24:21
  Mandy: We think he did I guarantee you
• 1:24:24
  Chris: This is the culprit
• 1:24:31
  Mandy: You trusted that you shouldn't have you would be able to see it in that I don't I I wouldn't I wouldn't fart up
• 1:24:38
  Charles: My spider suit and I feel like that fart would probably rip through the spider suit
• 1:24:42
  Charles: Burn a hole.
• 1:24:45
  Chris: It starts a fire in his seat.
• 1:24:47
  Charles: Yeah, they should have checked that.
• 1:24:49
  Charles: Be like, oh, is there any poop left over?
• 1:24:54
  Mandy: Is this the hero of the weird little guys?
• 1:24:58
  Mandy: This is-
• 1:24:59
  Mandy: Like the king of?
• 1:25:00
  Chris: This is the superhero. - All I know is
• 1:25:02
  Chris: that spider was slinging more than webs that day.
• 1:25:06
  Charles: Don't ever call anything slinging webs.
• 1:25:11
  Charles: You're like, yeah, Spider-Man's slinging webs.
• 1:25:13
  Charles: I don't wanna hear about him slinging his webs around.
• 1:25:17
  Charles: Yet you keep saying it.
• 1:25:19
  Mandy: I don't know, so in the chat,
• 1:25:21
  Mandy: Olivia seems to think that we should hold
• 1:25:23
  Mandy: an in-person punch-a-thon.
• 1:25:25
  Chris: Yay!
• 1:25:26
  Mandy: Olivia volunteered as they are kid-sized.
• 1:25:29
  Chris: Olivia, why don't you come to the studio
• 1:25:31
  Chris: and you'll go first?
• 1:25:33
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:25:34
  Chris: That was so vicious.
• 1:25:36
  Chris: Chris was like, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you, Olivia.
• 1:25:39
  Chris: No, not me. - This from the person
• 1:25:39
  Mandy: who flinched.
• 1:25:40
  Mandy: I'm the person who flinched.
• 1:25:42
  Chris: Yeah, I talk a big game and that's where it stops.
• 1:25:46
  Mandy: Flinched, I didn't even like,
• 1:25:47
  Mandy: I gestured in his like general vicinity, flinch.
• 1:25:53
  Chris: Mandy gestures pretty hard in my own defense.
• 1:25:56
  Chris: And also Olivia, we love you.
• 1:25:58
  Chris: We would never punch our audience.
• 1:26:00
  Chris: I would fuck up every single person
• 1:26:02
  Charles: who's punched their audience.
• 1:26:05
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:26:06
  Charles: Don't talk for me, Chris.
• 1:26:09
  Charles: I'm in a fighting mood right now.
• 1:26:11
  Charles: I'm going to beat the shit out of everybody
• 1:26:13
  Charles: who's watching this show.
• 1:26:14
  Charles: Where's that technical difficulties card?
• 1:26:17
  Mandy: No, I'm letting this one ride.
• 1:26:19
  Charles: Oh, shit.
• 1:26:21
  Charles: For legal purposes, this is not a joke.
• 1:26:23
  Mandy: This is not a joke.
• 1:26:28
  Charles: Yeah, Nora's right behind me.
• 1:26:29
  Charles: He's like, I'm going to hold his shoe.
• 1:26:33
  Mandy: I'll hold his glasses, make sure those don't get hurt.
• 1:26:37
  Mandy: Thanks, dog.
• 1:26:38
  Mandy: Yeah, I got two. - Fist bump, hell yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Chris: This has been a fist bump heavy show.
• 1:26:42
  Nora: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Nora: Supporting each other, that's why.
• 1:26:45
  Chris: There's a lot of aggression this week.
• 1:26:47
  Nora: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Nora: Over the hands. - Did I glitch?
• 1:26:55
  Nora: I think I went, I think I was trying to-
• 1:26:56
  Charles: You came back, you came back at me.
• 1:26:57
  Nora: Yeah, okay good.
• 1:26:58
  Charles: Like an uppercut.
• 1:27:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:27:03
  Chris: So here's the question, y'all.
• 1:27:04
  Chris: Will the mystery of the slinger be solved?
• 1:27:10
  Charles: I want them to come forward.
• 1:27:12
  Charles: Personally, I would say this person needs to come forward,
• 1:27:16
  Charles: both to own up to their crime, 'cause it is a crime,
• 1:27:20
  Charles: shitting yourself in the theater.
• 1:27:22
  Nora: You can't yell fart in a crowded theater.
• 1:27:25
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:27:29
  Charles: Nice, that was good.
• 1:27:31
  Charles: Take a bow, take a bow, stand up, take a bow.
• 1:27:34
  Charles: Incredible. - Perfect.
• 1:27:36
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:27:39
  Mandy: She won the show.
• 1:27:40
  Charles: So they need to come forward to go to jail, I think,
• 1:27:46
  Charles: for this.
• 1:27:47
  Charles: It's just like, I would say it's on the same level
• 1:27:50
  Charles: as looking at your phone while you're in a theater.
• 1:27:51
  Charles: I think it's the same level of disruption as that.
• 1:27:56
  Charles: And both should be a felony.
• 1:27:59
  Chris: What I wanna know, Charles,
• 1:28:00
  Chris: are you willing to offer a reward
• 1:28:04
  Chris: to bring the criminal to justice?
• 1:28:07
  Charles: I don't, I want them to own up to their crime.
• 1:28:10
  Charles: However, I think they are the coolest person.
• 1:28:13
  Charles: You could give them a trophy.
• 1:28:14
  Charles: This is like-
• 1:28:14
  Nora: If they come forward,
• 1:28:15
  Nora: we'll get them a trophy sponsored by our show.
• 1:28:18
  Nora: I feel like they're a masked hero.
• 1:28:20
  Charles: They are a masked hero.
• 1:28:21
  Charles: This is like Luigi Mangione.
• 1:28:23
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:28:24
  Charles: Oh God.
• 1:28:24
  Charles: You know, allegedly.
• 1:28:25
  Mandy: Too far, too far.
• 1:28:27
  Mandy: There's the technical difficulties card.
• 1:28:29
  Mandy: We have the real hero.
• 1:28:32
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:28:36
  Charles: I'm also shit today.
• 1:28:37
  Mandy: Oh my god, the husband just texted me
• 1:28:39
  Mandy: that we need to find the pooper traitor.
• 1:28:42
  Mandy: The pooper traitor.
• 1:28:44
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:28:45
  Charles: That's why I married that man.
• 1:28:47
  Charles: Have him stand up and take a bow.
• 1:28:49
  Charles: Husband, stand up and take a bow right now.
• 1:28:51
  Charles: He just won the show.
• 1:28:52
  Nora: Oh, the intern, good job.
• 1:28:55
  Nora: Yeah, I mean, we would buy them a trophy
• 1:28:58
  Charles: If they do come forward, I'm serious. I will I will buy you a trophy. I will get one like 3d printed of
• 1:29:06
  Charles: Spider-man and like a poop emoji. Yeah, but you you would need to
• 1:29:11
  Chris: Prove that you were at that screening. So hopefully you saved your movie stuff
• 1:29:18
  Mandy: I want nothing to do with it. Yeah my picture
• 1:29:22
  Charles: Right proof. We need proof that you should I don't want this to be like
• 1:29:26
  Charles: I'm Spartacus situation where we start getting a lot of shitters coming up and telling us that they're they're the ones who did it
• 1:29:33
  Charles: Right, however
• 1:29:35
  Charles: However, if you come forward you admit your crime
• 1:29:40
  Charles: Call into the show. We let us know you a trophy
• 1:29:42
  Mandy: We will make you a true make you a trophy if you were in Cartagena and maybe
• 1:29:48
  Mandy: Trusted a fart you shouldn't have
• 1:29:50
  Charles: Please call the show a today a five three vibe
• 1:29:54
  Charles: I've been there recently.
• 1:29:57
  Charles: And unfortunately, it was definitely the day
• 1:30:00
  Charles: that I was not on this show.
• 1:30:02
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:30:03
  Chris: Your ED day, your ED vacation as it were.
• 1:30:06
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:30:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:30:10
  Chris: E-day.
• 1:30:11
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:30:14
  Mandy: The day that we'll live in infamy.
• 1:30:15
  Mandy: Yeah, yep, yep.
• 1:30:17
  Chris: Well, there's no way we're gonna top that,
• 1:30:19
  Chris: but let's talk about something else stupid
• 1:30:22
  Chris: for our last segment here.
• 1:30:24
  Chris: And we're gonna start with a video
• 1:30:27
  Chris: from our own 9 News here in Colorado.
• 1:30:29
  Video Clip: Love that.
• 1:30:30
  Video Clip: A house for sale in tiny Nunn, Colorado,
• 1:30:33
  Video Clip: northeast of Fort Collins, has a property listing
• 1:30:36
  Video Clip: that's so bizarre, so disturbing, it's gone viral online.
• 1:30:40
  Video Clip: Buyers are told they can't see inside, can't go inside,
• 1:30:44
  Video Clip: but they can buy it, then take their chances
• 1:30:47
  Video Clip: with the current occupant.
• 1:30:49
  Video Clip: Our Spencer Soyscher was curious,
• 1:30:51
  Video Clip: So he went to Nunn and met a woman fighting to hold on
• 1:30:55
  Video Clip: to her small piece of Colorado.
• 1:30:56
  Chris: Now that's delivery.
• 1:30:58
  Video Clip: No interior photos, sold sight unseen,
• 1:31:02
  Video Clip: no inspection allowed.
• 1:31:04
  Video Clip: Do not disturb the occupants.
• 1:31:06
  Video Clip: The ad is unreal, right?
• 1:31:08
  Video Clip: Who would buy a home,
• 1:31:11
  Video Clip: sight unseen with an occupant still in it?
• 1:31:14
  Video Clip: Tori McMeachin is the occupant,
• 1:31:16
  Video Clip: mentioned in a bizarre and startling Zillow listing
• 1:31:19
  Video Clip: for a home in Nunn, Colorado.
• 1:31:21
  Video Clip: Which tells people if you buy it, it's your job.
• 1:31:25
  Chris: Nunn's about a half hour away
• 1:31:26
  Chris: from where we are right now, by the way.
• 1:31:29
  Video Clip: It's gonna be pretty difficult.
• 1:31:30
  Video Clip: I'm not leaving willingly.
• 1:31:31
  Video Clip: Corey's husband died in a car crash
• 1:31:33
  Video Clip: amidst a nasty political dispute in town.
• 1:31:36
  Video Clip: What the, why do we have to bring that up?
• 1:31:39
  Video Clip: There's more to this.
• 1:31:40
  Video Clip: This is the last thing that my husband bought
• 1:31:42
  Video Clip: for me before he passed.
• 1:31:44
  Video Clip: This is where I raised my children.
• 1:31:47
  Video Clip: This property has been part of foreclosure cases
• 1:31:49
  Video Clip: for more than 15 years.
• 1:31:51
  Video Clip: The bank that has been unwilling to
• 1:31:54
  Video Clip: work with me as a surviving spouse.
• 1:31:57
  Video Clip: Tori says her husband's name
• 1:31:58
  Video Clip: was on the loan agreement and
• 1:32:00
  Video Clip: claims the bank wouldn't speak to
• 1:32:02
  Video Clip: her or accept her payment because of it.
• 1:32:04
  Video Clip: So she hasn't paid rent since we
• 1:32:06
  Video Clip: took out the loan. I the actual
• 1:32:08
  Video Clip: loan on this house in 06 in 15 years.
• 1:32:12
  Video Clip: 2021 this home would have been paid off.
• 1:32:15
  Video Clip: Tori has been successfully able to
• 1:32:17
  Video Clip: appeal over and over again in court
• 1:32:20
  Video Clip: until she recently lost a court
• 1:32:21
  Video Clip: the court of
• 1:32:51
  Video Clip: She's not a half bad roommate.
• 1:32:53
  Video Clip: I'm staying, they can come on in, but I'm not leaving.
• 1:32:58
  Video Clip: So Tori says she's been able to pay the loan,
• 1:33:01
  Video Clip: but has dropped $60,000 on attorneys over the years.
• 1:33:04
  Mandy: Can I?
• 1:33:05
  Mandy: That sucks.
• 1:33:07
  Chris: So yeah, there's a lot going on with this story.
• 1:33:11
  Chris: What Nine News unfortunately left out is,
• 1:33:15
  Chris: yes, this place has been foreclosed on
• 1:33:17
  Chris: for the better part of the last decade.
• 1:33:19
  Chris: and her husband died shortly after he bought this house.
• 1:33:25
  Chris: But what they did not either know
• 1:33:28
  Chris: or did not cover in the news story
• 1:33:30
  Chris: is that he died shortly after threatening
• 1:33:34
  Chris: the entire town council in Nunn with a knife,
• 1:33:39
  Chris: drunkenly by the way, then getting into his car
• 1:33:42
  Chris: and ending up in a car wreck that he caused himself
• 1:33:47
  Chris: based on a dispute over uranium mining
• 1:33:50
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:33:51
  Chris: that dates back to 2008.
• 1:33:54
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 1:33:55
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:33:56
  Chris: This woman-
• 1:33:56
  Chris: Yeah, there's some political disputes.
• 1:33:58
  Chris: Right, so in the course of these disputes,
• 1:34:01
  Chris: basically there were some people who wanted the mining
• 1:34:05
  Chris: and some people who didn't.
• 1:34:07
  Chris: They fought for years over this issue
• 1:34:10
  Chris: to the point where the entire town council
• 1:34:13
  Chris: got kicked off of council.
• 1:34:15
  Chris: This woman included because she was the town clerk
• 1:34:18
  Chris: at the time.
• 1:34:20
  Chris: This was after her husband also ran
• 1:34:23
  Chris: one of the other members of council off the road
• 1:34:26
  Chris: in attempted vehicular manslaughter.
• 1:34:28
  Chris: Holy shit.
• 1:34:30
  Chris: And yeah, now she's back in the news again
• 1:34:33
  Chris: for essentially claiming squatters' rights.
• 1:34:38
  Chris: When this went up on Zillow,
• 1:34:41
  Chris: and there's a site called like Zillow from Hell
• 1:34:45
  Chris: or something where they post bizarre Zillow listings
• 1:34:49
  Chris: and when it basically said that you can't enter the property
• 1:34:52
  Chris: and we can't guarantee the condition,
• 1:34:54
  Chris: also there's no photos of it,
• 1:34:55
  Chris: you just gotta take our word for it
• 1:34:57
  Chris: and good luck getting her out.
• 1:34:59
  Chris: It was seen over four million times on Twitter
• 1:35:02
  Chris: and that's how this story spread.
• 1:35:04
  Chris: So yeah guys, this is just down the road.
• 1:35:07
  Chris: Do you think we should have her on the show?
• 1:35:09
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:35:11
  Nora: I'm gonna say that this person seems like
• 1:35:15
  Nora: in a lot of... - Yeah, I know.
• 1:35:18
  Charles: I feel like... - Questionable things,
• 1:35:21
  Nora: and politically, I don't think that we want to associate
• 1:35:24
  Nora: with either side of it.
• 1:35:25
  Charles: I would just say, politically,
• 1:35:26
  Charles: we probably don't agree.
• 1:35:30
  Charles: And I...
• 1:35:31
  Charles: I don't know.
• 1:35:32
  Mandy: I vote for the Reverend from last week.
• 1:35:35
  Mandy: That's who I want in the show.
• 1:35:37
  Mandy: Evil Reverend Jim.
• 1:35:37
  Charles: Evil Reverend Jim.
• 1:35:39
  Charles: Chris, has there been any updates?
• 1:35:41
  Chris: We have reached out to his representation.
• 1:35:45
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:35:45
  Chris: We talked to them on Instagram.
• 1:35:48
  Chris: There's an Instagram for Evil Reverend Jim
• 1:35:51
  Chris: that apparently is not run by him
• 1:35:53
  Chris: and based on some of the posts,
• 1:35:54
  Chris: he may not know it exists either.
• 1:35:57
  Chris: So I guess these are just supporters of his
• 1:35:59
  Chris: who are trying to get more attention for him
• 1:36:03
  Chris: but they have told us that they will pass
• 1:36:06
  Chris: our information on to him
• 1:36:07
  Chris: and yeah, hopefully he'll come on the show.
• 1:36:10
  Charles: Well-- - That's exciting.
• 1:36:10
  Charles: Well, we'll keep pressing it
• 1:36:13
  Charles: because I'm gonna clip this and send it to them
• 1:36:16
  Charles: and say like, "Hey look, we got a great show.
• 1:36:19
  Charles: "It's really funny, it's a delight,
• 1:36:21
  Charles: "and we think that River Jim would be a great-
• 1:36:25
  Charles: Addition. - Like addition to the show.
• 1:36:26
  Charles: We'll do a musical set and an interview.
• 1:36:30
  Charles: Yeah. - We might feed him too.
• 1:36:32
  Charles: And feed him.
• 1:36:32
  Charles: Yeah, we can absolutely feed him.
• 1:36:34
  Charles: We can make it the same day that we do our Dr. Pepper.
• 1:36:39
  Chris: But I do think that if we are not able to
• 1:36:42
  Chris: terms with Reverend Jim, I think she might be a good, a good back up.
• 1:36:49
  Chris: Does she do a musical act though?
• 1:36:50
  Chris: Hopefully. She'll be singing the foreclosure blues here pretty shortly.
• 1:36:55
  Nora: All right. I feel like there's like more to the story that there's a reason that she has been in
• 1:37:02
  Nora: court for so long.
• 1:37:03
  Mandy: Yeah. No, we've met these people. We've met these sort of people in our lives, right?
• 1:37:07
  Mandy: All of us.
• 1:37:09
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:37:10
  Charles: What is that reason though? Now I'm kind of on Chris's side.
• 1:37:12
  Charles: I kind of want to know
• 1:37:15
  Nora: I'm okay
• 1:37:17
  Charles: One thing one thing before we go. Yeah, because we're at the end of the show. We need to buy tickets to wrestling
• 1:37:25
  Charles: Oh, they're they're already bought. We're we're set. We're going you already wait you already bought them. Yes
• 1:37:30
  Charles: How are the four of us for the four of us? Okay, I'm gonna see maybe there's a couple others that will join us
• 1:37:37
  Charles: And I'll great but you got the ticket. Do you mean to send you some cash?
• 1:37:41
  Chris: This is a company expense Charles. Come on. Yeah, we're gonna make some content out of it. That's right
• 1:37:47
  Nora: I'm really excited you guys I'm really excited and folks if you want to contribute to our adventures
• 1:37:52
  Chris: You can make a tax-deductible donation to loudspeaker at loudspeaker org Mandy's gonna put that right on the screen now for you
• 1:37:59
  Chris: We are a nonprofit organization and every dollar helps us to do weird things like everything on this show. Mm-hmm
• 1:38:07
  Nora: In wrestling too.
• 1:38:08
  Chris: In wrestling too.
• 1:38:09
  Chris: It's true.
• 1:38:09
  Nora: It's true.
• 1:38:10
  Nora: And try weird little snacks.
• 1:38:12
  Chris: And try weird little snacks and interview
• 1:38:13
  Chris: weird little guys and showcase weird little guys.
• 1:38:16
  Chris: I like these Cheez-Its.
• 1:38:18
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:38:18
  Nora: I'm not surprised.
• 1:38:19
  Nora: I knew it, I knew it.
• 1:38:20
  Nora: We thought you would.
• 1:38:21
  Charles: I like 'em.
• 1:38:22
  Charles: I don't think that they're very Taco Bell-y.
• 1:38:23
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:38:24
  Charles: I think that they're delightful.
• 1:38:26
  Charles: They do taste like chili cheese.
• 1:38:29
  Charles: They do have a little chili cheese flavor to 'em.
• 1:38:31
  Mandy: Is it worth me trying with my allergies?
• 1:38:33
  Mandy: 'Cause I really wanna know.
• 1:38:35
  Charles: Probably not.
• 1:38:36
  Mandy: Peppers.
• 1:38:37
  Mandy: I mean, the last time you-
• 1:38:38
  Mandy: Oh no, I'm allergic.
• 1:38:39
  Mandy: I know I'm allergic.
• 1:38:40
  Chris: The last time you tried something
• 1:38:42
  Mandy: that went against your allergies, it did not go well.
• 1:38:44
  Mandy: No, you're right, you're right.
• 1:38:45
  Mandy: We're done, we're done.
• 1:38:45
  Mandy: That's up to you.
• 1:38:46
  Mandy: No, we're done.
• 1:38:46
  Charles: We're not doing it on the show, though.
• 1:38:48
  Charles: (Mandy laughs)
• 1:38:49
  Charles: Just watch you balloon up.
• 1:38:50
  Mandy: Yep, yep, no, we're good.
• 1:38:51
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:38:52
  Charles: Cool.
• 1:38:53
  Charles: Well-
• 1:38:54
  Charles: That's our show today.
• 1:38:55
  Charles: It's been fun.
• 1:38:56
  Charles: We have music. - It's been a delight.
• 1:38:58
  Nora: We have lots of really good videos today, didn't we?
• 1:39:00
  Nora: You did such a good job.
• 1:39:00
  Nora: We did.
• 1:39:05
  Chris: A little
• 1:39:06
  Chris: Lifted, we love you.
• 1:39:09
  Chris: We love all of you.
• 1:39:10
  Chris: Thank you so much for watching the show
• 1:39:12
  Chris: and commenting and subscribing, hopefully.
• 1:39:17
  Chris: We'll be back next week.
• 1:39:19
  Chris: Same bat time, same bat channel.
• 1:39:24
  Nora: Bye!
• 1:39:31
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