Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / X Poll - Worst Neighbors For February 5th, 2025
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- 0:00Speaker 1: So the question is simple for the ex pole, your
- 0:04Speaker 1: worst neighbor, the worst neighbor you ever had.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You leave names out of it, most annoying, most annoy
- 0:10Speaker 2: most annoying neighbor, the only one.
- 0:11Speaker 1: I think I have been the most annoying neighbor on
- 0:15Speaker 1: several occasions. But but I remember living in a place
- 0:19Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. My wife at the time and I lived
- 0:22Speaker 1: in the attic of this house, and the middle floor
- 0:26Speaker 1: was occupied by this woman and her son who on
- 0:30Speaker 1: Sundays would like to play the preacher shows on the
- 0:34Speaker 1: on the radio, real loud and sing along with all
- 0:37Speaker 1: the hymns. And I was trying to sleep.
- 0:40Speaker 2: They were playing it loud enough hopefully that you would
- 0:42Speaker 2: hear the word and heed it.
- 0:45Speaker 1: It was Helen and Johnny were their names. They were
- 0:48Speaker 1: quite a pair, that's terrible. And there we lived in
- 0:51Speaker 1: the attic. There was no insulation.
- 0:52Speaker 2: It was well. I could I could spend ten minutes
- 0:56Speaker 2: talking about my irritating neighbor. But people are calling in.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Let's go to Milo. First of all, Hello Mile, Milo.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Yeah, tell us about your irritating neighbor.
- 1:09Speaker 3: Oh, they got you.
- 1:11Speaker 4: I had this woman that lived across from us.
- 1:13Speaker 5: She had a dog, and then she also bought a puppy,
- 1:16Speaker 5: so whenever she walked out the dog, she would never
- 1:18Speaker 5: put the puppy in the leash. So that was fun.
- 1:20Speaker 5: And then I had another neighbor, so I lived across
- 1:23Speaker 5: from him in the apartment, and so it went by
- 1:25Speaker 5: the entrance. I was pitting on my couch with one
- 1:27Speaker 5: of my twin boys and the other one was on
- 1:28Speaker 5: the bouncer and I heard something outside screaming. Turns out
- 1:32Speaker 5: the neighbor across from us shot himself in the arm
- 1:34Speaker 5: and I saw his bones taking out. They scared me
- 1:37Speaker 5: because I'm like, yo, because he just reminded me of
- 1:41Speaker 5: Ted or Box from the movie called eight Mile. I'm like,
- 1:43Speaker 5: what would have happen if he wouldn't charge hisself in
- 1:45Speaker 5: the arm? Knew what the bullet would have gone through
- 1:48Speaker 5: my apartment instead?
- 1:49Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:49Speaker 5: Yeah, me or one of my twids.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I'm like, that was more than annoying.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Anybody guns now and any constant drama. And I remember
- 1:57Speaker 5: the other time someone pulled a gun on him and
- 1:59Speaker 5: I could see the p I'm.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Like this, so I assume you moved, Milo, Yeah, I moved,
- 2:07Speaker 1: And it sounds like your neighbors are a handful.
- 2:12Speaker 7: Oh my god, I've never.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Told you guys.
- 2:16Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard a gun, said, My girlfriend's like this
- 2:18Speaker 5: a gun something sound like a piece of wood just
- 2:21Speaker 5: falling on the Floor'd okay.
- 2:23Speaker 6: All right, mylo we got to go.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Thank you. We're going to end every Every call for
- 2:30Speaker 2: Milo ends with him laughing. Let's go to Jen, Hello Jen, Jen.
- 2:34Speaker 2: Annoying neighbors story.
- 2:37Speaker 8: Yeah, I have this neighbor that my backyard neighbor.
- 2:41Speaker 7: Excuse me.
- 2:42Speaker 8: They had twelve children and they never watched their children
- 2:47Speaker 8: and they would just like wander the neighborhood all the time.
- 2:52Speaker 8: There were times at like nine to ten pm that
- 2:54Speaker 8: the dad would come looking for the kids and I'm like, no,
- 2:57Speaker 8: we haven't seen them. They actually dug a hole in
- 3:00Speaker 8: the backyard that like started making my backyard kind of
- 3:03Speaker 8: like sink into theirs.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Whoa, and I think.
- 3:06Speaker 8: It was it was like probably like six or seven
- 3:08Speaker 8: feet deep, like these kids would hop down there and
- 3:10Speaker 8: you couldn't see them anymore.
- 3:12Speaker 2: It was insane weird.
- 3:14Speaker 6: That's very strange.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Channel. Thanks thanks for thank you. Eight seven seven six
- 3:20Speaker 2: oh two nine six six is the number to call
- 3:23Speaker 2: Emily Teacher.
- 3:24Speaker 9: Emily says girl who runted the apartment above me was
- 3:26Speaker 9: a gamer who had let out very loud screams in
- 3:29Speaker 9: the middle of the night while she was playing.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Oh, let's see, let's go to Carlos. Carlos, Carlos, Hi,
- 3:38Speaker 2: how's it going good?
- 3:39Speaker 6: My neighbor.
- 3:41Speaker 3: They anytime there's nice weather, the loud music starts at
- 3:45Speaker 3: like ten eleven am and goes tell, you know, two
- 3:48Speaker 3: in the morning. And so it's somewhere I dread nice
- 3:52Speaker 3: weather because I know it's gonna happen. Yeah, kind of
- 3:54Speaker 3: rop my yard.
- 3:56Speaker 2: What what kind of what kind of music do they like? Though? Uh,
- 4:00Speaker 2: you know it's.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Rigg at home, I think is what.
- 4:04Speaker 10: They call it.
- 4:06Speaker 2: It could be worse. It could be you know, country
- 4:08Speaker 2: or something.
- 4:10Speaker 3: They have the spot like to kind of fill my
- 4:12Speaker 3: backyard and shoot through all the windows.
- 4:16Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Carlos Carlos, Fela.
- 4:20Speaker 2: We got let's see several people texting in. We have
- 4:23Speaker 2: a neighbor who runs a business park, his work business park,
- 4:28Speaker 2: his work commas or your friend by the way, who
- 4:30Speaker 2: runs a business park his work vehicles in front of
- 4:33Speaker 2: everybody's houses. Has his employees come to his home park
- 4:37Speaker 2: their cars in front of everybody's house takes Yeah, it
- 4:41Speaker 2: takes up all the all of his work veels go,
- 4:44Speaker 2: so there's no place for people to park. Let's see,
- 4:48Speaker 2: I tried to call but lost connection. I have a
- 4:50Speaker 2: neighbor who maliciously complies with our h O A leech
- 4:54Speaker 2: leash laws by putting his dog on a leash but
- 4:57Speaker 2: not holding the leash. Oh so just being a dick.
- 5:02Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? My dog's Let's see, his dog
- 5:06Speaker 2: running up to mine is an exposure risk and annoys
- 5:09Speaker 2: me deeply. Let's see. Here's here's one that I've experienced.
- 5:15Speaker 2: The neighbor would cut their grass at nine thirty pm
- 5:17Speaker 2: or around five thirty am. Yeah, well it's hot the
- 5:20Speaker 2: rest of the day. That's what he's you know, when
- 5:23Speaker 2: you pointed out to him and go, well it gets hot, yes,
- 5:25Speaker 2: but I'm sleeping. Let's see we have we all have
- 5:30Speaker 2: had the neighbor that has left their barking dog outside
- 5:32Speaker 2: all the time. Yes, we've had neighbors that would go camping,
- 5:36Speaker 2: leaving their dog all weekend outside. Poor thing would bark
- 5:41Speaker 2: all hours of the day and night. Not the dog's fault,
- 5:43Speaker 2: of course. Don't get a dog if you're going to
- 5:45Speaker 2: be an SI dog owner. Let's see, got got Garrett online? Garrett? Hello, Garrett,
- 5:52Speaker 2: Hey Garrett, Hey, I done good, Thanks for that militant.
- 5:56Speaker 7: Yeah, so about twenty years ago, I was I owned
- 6:01Speaker 7: a house and I was renting the upstairs to some
- 6:05Speaker 7: tenants and I was having and I was having a
- 6:09Speaker 7: party with my friends downstairs where I live, and they
- 6:14Speaker 7: smoked an.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Odor and called the police on us.
- 6:17Speaker 1: And oh, you your tenants called the police on you.
- 6:22Speaker 2: And you're the owner of the house. Oh I see,
- 6:24Speaker 2: but it sounds to me like you were breaking the
- 6:26Speaker 2: law again.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Right twenty years ago, I was, well, you.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Admit, okay, hey you think your tenants were holiday? Yeah? See, Garrett,
- 6:35Speaker 2: we wanted to hear about your annoying neighbors. You were
- 6:38Speaker 2: the annoying neighbors in the case. So let's thanks. Hey,
- 6:43Speaker 2: thanks for your story.
- 6:46Speaker 1: All right, the ex pool. It's simple, Just tell us
- 6:49Speaker 1: about your crappy neighbors.
- 6:50Speaker 2: No names, no name, keep it, keep it as anonymous
- 6:55Speaker 2: as possible.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Monty, Hello, Monty, are you money.
- 7:02Speaker 11: I'm doing great.
- 7:03Speaker 2: It's a wonderful day.
- 7:04Speaker 11: I'm still employed, still not divorced, and last my che's
- 7:07Speaker 11: not dead, so I know that's the trifecta.
- 7:10Speaker 6: There you go, so tell us about your neighbor.
- 7:14Speaker 11: So I actually they're not annoying. It was just a
- 7:16Speaker 11: situation that existed. But they have a They had an
- 7:21Speaker 11: autistic daughter that used to play with my daughter when
- 7:25Speaker 11: she was like around eight. But and their approving family
- 7:30Speaker 11: doesn't speak any English, which I don't care about. That's fine,
- 7:33Speaker 11: they're really nice. But their daughter would just come over
- 7:37Speaker 11: and let herself in my house looking for my daughter.
- 7:40Speaker 11: And I'd be sitting at home on my day off,
- 7:42Speaker 11: playing on my computer and then all of a sudden,
- 7:45Speaker 11: be like, somebody's looking at me, and I look over
- 7:47Speaker 11: and she's just staring at me, standing at me, and
- 7:49Speaker 11: he's like, is your daughter home? And I'm like, no,
- 7:52Speaker 11: she's at school. And then I would have to and
- 7:57Speaker 11: then I would have to take her home and give
- 7:59Speaker 11: her back to the fa only because she would just
- 8:00Speaker 11: come over and let herself in. It was, it was
- 8:03Speaker 11: a thing, but it was. I mean, it doesn't happen anymore,
- 8:05Speaker 11: but it was just like, oh, this.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Is this has gotta stop, all right, that's pretty creepy.
- 8:11Speaker 1: That is, Thanks Monny, thank youee you later.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Let's see in Boston, The girl who lived above me
- 8:18Speaker 2: was an opera major. Oh Jesus, at a music college.
- 8:22Speaker 2: I had to listen to her sing all day and
- 8:24Speaker 2: all night. My neighbor, an excavator to the north, while
- 8:29Speaker 2: building his mansion, moved in about thirty trucks of dirt
- 8:33Speaker 2: to build a berm on our property along one hundred
- 8:36Speaker 2: feet The slope extended into our field ten to fifteen
- 8:39Speaker 2: feet before he built his pool. I had to write
- 8:43Speaker 2: a sternly written letter, and then he yelled at me,
- 8:49Speaker 2: my neighbor needs to get some better weed. He goes
- 8:53Speaker 2: outside several times a day, cough so hard that he vomits. Yeah, yeah,
- 8:57Speaker 2: something smoother. Yeah, my neighbor of fifteen years two words.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Leaf blower, hours of leaf blowing, all seasons, all hours.
- 9:08Speaker 2: I have to admit I I hated the leaf blower
- 9:12Speaker 2: until I got one.
- 9:13Speaker 10: They're kind of fun.
- 9:15Speaker 9: And you kind of get addicted to it.
- 9:18Speaker 2: I can do amazing things with it. Let's see, he
- 9:22Speaker 2: used to live by the by the You by the
- 9:25Speaker 2: frat boys. Every night it was a new item on
- 9:29Speaker 2: the sidewalk, including steaks, broken mayonnaise containers, sheets, god knows
- 9:34Speaker 2: what else. Sheets, What was it? A clan. Let's see,
- 9:40Speaker 2: well I could quickly while we're getting this phone call
- 9:42Speaker 2: lined up. This is back when I lived in Draper
- 9:46Speaker 2: and we had annoying is a word. We used to
- 9:51Speaker 2: refer to him as the fun neighbor. Anyway, he wasn't fun.
- 9:55Speaker 2: I mean he was he would he would cut his
- 9:59Speaker 2: grass with scissors. Okay, he was on something. I mean
- 10:03Speaker 2: he was always I he was always awake, there was
- 10:06Speaker 2: always a light on in the house, and he was
- 10:09Speaker 2: always happy and always right, you know. But he had
- 10:14Speaker 2: to be rescued from the mountains like three times really
- 10:17Speaker 2: in the times that we lived next to him. His
- 10:20Speaker 2: wife had come over and go, yeah, Todd got up
- 10:22Speaker 2: in the mountains again, it's gonna caust us a fortune.
- 10:27Speaker 2: And his cat was trying to leave him and move
- 10:32Speaker 2: in with us, Please let me live with you, and
- 10:34Speaker 2: would come in through the doggy door, and poor already
- 10:39Speaker 2: didn't know what to do.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Okay, we got somebody on one here. Hey, cheyenne, Hi.
- 10:49Speaker 10: Well, first of all, my name is Diane.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Oh Diane, Oh there we go.
- 10:55Speaker 10: There.
- 10:56Speaker 8: I am as immature as you can get.
- 10:59Speaker 10: Nobody said nobody ever. Hey, thanks for letting me listen. Well,
- 11:09Speaker 10: I had several neighbors, but I just picked this one.
- 11:14Speaker 10: When my kids were small, if it snowed, he would
- 11:17Speaker 10: call me and asked me if my kids would not
- 11:19Speaker 10: walk across his freshly snowed lawn so wouldn't leave footprints.
- 11:27Speaker 10: And if we had people over and they parked in
- 11:31Speaker 10: front of his house, he would call and say, how
- 11:34Speaker 10: long are those cards going to be in front of
- 11:36Speaker 10: my house?
- 11:38Speaker 2: You mean on the public street? You mean on the
- 11:40Speaker 2: public streets?
- 11:41Speaker 10: Yeah, on that public street. And if any leaves blew
- 11:46Speaker 10: in his yard, he would call and blame my kids
- 11:49Speaker 10: for going around anyway. Thank you later, guys, Good day.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Go to Chazz. Hello Chaz, Hello, where are you good?
- 12:05Speaker 6: What's your story?
- 12:07Speaker 7: So?
- 12:07Speaker 4: I had a neighbor when I lived in Ogden that
- 12:11Speaker 4: would or sorry, a vernal rather and what would happen
- 12:14Speaker 4: is I had a cat that would go inside and outside.
- 12:19Speaker 4: She knew my cat very well, and she traps my
- 12:24Speaker 4: cat in one of those like animal traps and then huh,
- 12:29Speaker 4: go ahead, Oh yeah, So she trapped my cat though,
- 12:33Speaker 4: and then called the pound, had them come and pick
- 12:36Speaker 4: it up. And when I went over looking to find
- 12:38Speaker 4: my cat, knocked on her door, and she's like oh yeah,
- 12:41Speaker 4: I did see your cat and I was like, oh, well,
- 12:44Speaker 4: where is it. She's like, well, I called the pound
- 12:47Speaker 4: and I was like just like like square in the face. Yeah,
- 12:51Speaker 4: zero emotion saying these things to me. It was beyond rude.
- 12:55Speaker 6: Yeah, very odd. Yeah, all right, thank you.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Thank you, all right, thank you. Let's see my neighbor
- 13:02Speaker 2: vacuum is completely naked with all the blinds opening. Lights on.
- 13:06Speaker 2: My house sits higher than his, so we see everything.
- 13:10Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know. It's rarely good naked
- 13:15Speaker 2: when this sort of thing happens. Let's see, rear neighbor
- 13:18Speaker 2: installed a fire pit, but only gets free wood that
- 13:21Speaker 2: he scavenges from construction sites. And it's stinky. So you
- 13:25Speaker 2: can't leave your windows open for the nice summer breeze
- 13:28Speaker 2: without your house smelling like burnt tar wood. Oh boy,
- 13:31Speaker 2: that's terrible. Jeremy, Hi, Jeremy, what's your story.
- 13:36Speaker 4: So my next door neighbor, my dog was out barking
- 13:40Speaker 4: inside of our yard inside of a fence, and she
- 13:44Speaker 4: didn't like it, so she pepper sprayed him.
- 13:46Speaker 9: Oh that's like, call the police.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that's called the police for that.
- 13:51Speaker 6: Yeah, that's terrible.
- 13:54Speaker 2: That's awful.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Did you resolve this in any way, shape or form.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Not really?
- 14:02Speaker 9: All right, she's neighbor because you know what'll happen when
- 14:05Speaker 9: you pepper spray a dog, They'll immediately stop barking and
- 14:08Speaker 9: be well behaved.
- 14:09Speaker 2: That's how that is.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Calm right down.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks Jeremy, Thank you, Jeremy. You all right.
- 14:15Speaker 2: My annoying neighbor was a lady who breastfed her son
- 14:18Speaker 2: until he was six. She'd feed him in front of
- 14:23Speaker 2: my almost teenage boys. Her nickname was Boobzilla. It's like,
- 14:29Speaker 2: how old is he? Seventy eight months? Yeah? Oh wow?
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, alright, well there's a good place to end me.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a good I don't know.
- 14:40Speaker 2: That's as far as we can go.
- 14:43Speaker 7: Yeah,