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Hour 4 - Cleveland Burrito · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: But here an hour number four. Kirk Cousins. It's Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: Falcons quarterback Kirk Cousins randomly popping up at a Chipotle
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Is this something or nothing? We'll discuss that,
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  Speaker 1: and how do you classify the spirited battle and similarities
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  Speaker 1: between Colts quarterback Daniel Jones and Anthony richardson those comments
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  Speaker 1: coming from the front office in Indy. And also how
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  Speaker 1: and we had a very interesting story NFL breaking news
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  Speaker 1: out of a Chipotle. That's right, you heard me right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not making this up. This must be
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  Speaker 1: fake news, that must be sports Talk Barrier, but crack
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  Speaker 1: sports or or Sentel. No. Then we have a mantra
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  Speaker 1: that we start every day with a blank campus. Every
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  Speaker 1: day we come in here and have no idea, Like
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  Speaker 1: we walk in, we don't know really what we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about. Because whatever goes on, we react to it.
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  Speaker 1: That's generally a job. That's a good job. You can
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  Speaker 1: get it, you know, you just get to react to
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. So we go where the news of
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  Speaker 1: the day takes us. And even if that is a
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  Speaker 1: random fast food restaurant in northern Ohio, say what so
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't see this, Internet Sluice discovered that Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: Falcon quarterback Kirk Cousins was visiting a Chipotle near Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: So initially people said, well, that's that's fake news, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's an old photo, that's not Kirk Cousins. Recently, that's
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  Speaker 1: and that's not even in Cleveland. Now, that story was
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  Speaker 1: not debunked because kirk Cousins himself fueled the rumors that
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  Speaker 1: he could soon be playing for the Morbid Browns of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. You see the quarterback He went on the
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  Speaker 1: Socials under the photo and said, salad with double chicken
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  Speaker 1: never fails me. See, I'm the opposite. Anything with salad
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  Speaker 1: fails me. I'm on team al Michaels. I'm on Team
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  Speaker 1: Puka Nakua. I'm on team no Salad. So recent reports
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  Speaker 1: indicate that kirk Cousins is at the end of his
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  Speaker 1: fuse when it comes to the Falcons. He's going to
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  Speaker 1: not show up to the offseason workouts. He's preparing to
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  Speaker 1: spend next season somewhere else. Right, He's not going to
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  Speaker 1: be the backup to Michael Pennix Jr. The story is
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  Speaker 1: he's waiting until after the NFL Draft, and at that point,
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  Speaker 1: once you can't draft someone to replace him, that is
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  Speaker 1: when he will pounce. So let us discuss. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: do like that. So the question kirk Cousins randomly popping
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  Speaker 1: up at a Chipotle in Cleveland, is this something or nothing?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Pamplona, Popular Vote and Sopranos and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and and we
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  Speaker 1: are gonna go boom, wamp crash, bang, thudd splat, because
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  Speaker 1: those are all sounds that Kirk Cousins will make if
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  Speaker 1: he wears a Cleveland Brown uniform. So we had a
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  Speaker 1: minutes long mallar investigation. I love the fact that we
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  Speaker 1: even included a reverse Google image search and we determined
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  Speaker 1: that this is something. And here's why. Location, location, location.
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  Speaker 1: If Kirk Cousins popped up at a Chipotle in Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 1: if he went to get a bowl of chicken and
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  Speaker 1: vegetables in Miami or New York City, we'd all roll
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  Speaker 1: our eyes and say whoopede damn do, whooppe damn do. However,
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland is a different animal. Why blowna the running of
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  Speaker 1: the bulls or in this case, just bull That timeless
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  Speaker 1: quote the immortal words of former Chicago bull Joe Kim Noah.
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  Speaker 1: It's been about fifteen years now, and he went on
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  Speaker 1: a rant and he said, I mean, I never heard
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  Speaker 1: anybody say I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so
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  Speaker 1: good about Cleveland? Oh that's a great line, So it istory. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: We have a lot of listeners in Ohio. We have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of listeners in Cleveland. We're very grateful for that.
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  Speaker 1: We thank you. But if you live there, you realize
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  Speaker 1: that it is off the beaten path. I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: an example. We are planning in at an Ohio meet
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  Speaker 1: and Greek, so I've been looking at travel to try
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  Speaker 1: to get to our preferred destination in Ohio. We're thinking
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  Speaker 1: most likely in Columbus, and it's an all day. I
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  Speaker 1: think I can get to parts of Africa quicker than
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  Speaker 1: I can to parts of Ohio. It's wild. I think
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  Speaker 1: I can fly into Pyongyang in North Korea smoother than
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  Speaker 1: I can without having to stop as many times to
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  Speaker 1: places in Ohio. It's off the beaten path. Is out
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  Speaker 1: in the boondocks. There's not a lot of direct flights.
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  Speaker 1: And the Browns they have a blank space at the
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  Speaker 1: quarterback position. And thanks to social media, we know kirk
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  Speaker 1: cousins entire culinary day. You see, it's not just that
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  Speaker 1: he had Chipotle for lunch. He also went to a
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  Speaker 1: local West side Cleveland barbecue joint for dinner and there
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  Speaker 1: were some photos taken there. How many people recognize Kirk Cousins.
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  Speaker 1: If Kirk Cousins was in front of you at a
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  Speaker 1: restaurant and he wasn't wearing his helmet? Would you recognize him? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I would, I don't know any Now,
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  Speaker 1: the hard oh football scribes, the they're like, well, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing here because Cousins is not allowed to talk to
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  Speaker 1: the Browns. He's not allowed to talk to the Browns.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have permission. So there's it's a nothing burger. Well,
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  Speaker 1: time will tell, but the plot definitely has thickened. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see what that's all about. Now. Secondly, we stay in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL and we go to Indianapolis. Indianapolis, so the
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  Speaker 1: Colts have a very depressing depth chart at quarterback. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't know that from the general manager, Chris Ballard, the
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  Speaker 1: Ballard of bull crap. So Chris Ballard says he expects
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  Speaker 1: a quote spirited quarterback battle and says he sees a
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  Speaker 1: lot of similarities that's the quote, a lot of similarities
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  Speaker 1: in the skill set of Anthony Richardson and Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 1: So let me frame it this way for you. I
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  Speaker 1: give you the framework on this. How would you classify
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  Speaker 1: the words spirited in context with the battle and the
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  Speaker 1: similarities between Daniel Jones and Anthony Richardson with the Colts.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got two words for this football roster at
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback position. Strategic incompetence. Those are my words, strategic incompetence.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Ballard, he won the popular vote. He is the
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  Speaker 1: mayor of Suckberg, congratulations, and he is teaching a very special,
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  Speaker 1: very special curriculum. It is a disaster class players.
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  Speaker 2: Who have been overwhelmed by NFL life for a thousand
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  Speaker 2: on Jeopardy, nothing, nothing clicks for either one of these
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  Speaker 2: guys other than ineptitude that they're really good at that ineptitude.
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  Speaker 1: It's the thirty something Quarterback Show. Not neither one of
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  Speaker 1: these guys is in their thirties. But Daniel Jones was
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  Speaker 1: the thirty six rank, thirty six, three six in the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: thirty six ranked quarterback, and Anthony Richardson was dead last.
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  Speaker 1: He was thirty ninth in the NFL. In between, you
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  Speaker 1: had Deshaun Watson, who's now out of the NFL because
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  Speaker 1: he's hurt a lot of time for the nice massage.
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  Speaker 1: And you've got Spencer Rattler of the Saints, who was
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  Speaker 1: in between. So you have put together an amazing collection
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  Speaker 1: of manure at the quarterback position. Anthony Richardson and Daniel
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  Speaker 1: Joes Congratulations. All right, now final thought, we go to Charlotte.
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  Speaker 1: We head to show Arlotte, North Carolina, where the Carolina
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  Speaker 1: Panthers have announced that their doors are open. The door
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  Speaker 1: is open to have Cam Newton, franchise legend. Cam Newton,
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  Speaker 1: who has said multiple times on podcasts and TV shows
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  Speaker 1: that there is friction, there is tension between the team
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  Speaker 1: and the player. He's implied that things are not going
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  Speaker 1: very well well. A team spokes hacked for the Carolina
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  Speaker 1: football team said, Cam Newton has been and will continue
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  Speaker 1: to be welcomed by the Carolina Panthers. Our doors are open,
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  Speaker 1: so they as they are to all team legends. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're not a legend, they don't really want you there,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're a legend, they'll welcome you back. We're
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  Speaker 1: also hearing that Cam Newton has been invited on multiple
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  Speaker 1: occasions to team sponsored events. He didn't bother to a take.
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  Speaker 1: So the question how do you dissect the relationship? You
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  Speaker 1: become the shrink. How do you dissect the relationship between
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  Speaker 1: Cam Newton and the Carolina football team. So I will
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  Speaker 1: play the role of the shrink. I'm gonna do this first,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So my theory on what's going on here,
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  Speaker 1: My hypothesis is that Cam Newton wants the kind of
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  Speaker 1: a perk that players who win an MVP award again
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  Speaker 1: being a loyal foot soldier. There was this old show
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  Speaker 1: on HBO called The Sopranos years ago and they they
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  Speaker 1: focused on part of it was no show jobs. And
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  Speaker 1: Cam Newton, it's got to be that that's what he wants. Right,
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  Speaker 1: the Panthers could name Cam Newton waste management consultant and
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  Speaker 1: he can go out and collect money. Maybe he wants
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  Speaker 1: some benefits and he doesn't have to perform any kind
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  Speaker 1: of real job. Right, you reward Cam with that no
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  Speaker 1: show job, and you reward him for being a good
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  Speaker 1: The White Sox are back. They are so back. The
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  Speaker 1: White Sox have returned. Yeah, they won. Can they stop
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  Speaker 1: playing now so they have a winning record? No? Probably not.
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  Speaker 4: If they just played the Angels the rest of the season,
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  Speaker 4: they'll be the best team that ever played the game.
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch any of that game?
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  Speaker 4: Not a second?
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  Speaker 1: Not a second. That's a lifelong Angel fan right there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's get back to it. Well, that that is correct.
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  Speaker 1: Coop is a lifelong Angel fan. And if the Angels
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  Speaker 1: were playing in your front yard, Coop, would you even
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  Speaker 1: open the blinds or you would you just say, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a little too busy.
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  Speaker 4: It's opening day and they had a position player out
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  Speaker 4: there pitching.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but you gotta save the you know, the pitchers
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  Speaker 1: are tired. They pitched so much. They tried to win
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  Speaker 1: the Cactus League, so they're a little tired there. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: once the season begins, it's just for Plunk, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that's a big problem.
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  Speaker 4: I hope you You you other Angels fans out there
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  Speaker 4: are not buying tickets and going to games. Do not
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  Speaker 4: do not support that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people still do it though. It's like, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: something to do. You know, you want to go out
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  Speaker 1: to a ball game. Maybe it'll be like the Donald
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  Speaker 1: Sterling Clippers, where they do the commercials for the other team.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, don't see any of our guys go out
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  Speaker 1: and watch the other the other team stars.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's what uh, that's what eventually forced
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  Speaker 4: like Frank McCourt to sell right or is that is
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  Speaker 4: that just part of the legend, is it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it's true. The Dodgers, Well, the Dodgers are
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  Speaker 1: a big money maker for Major League Baseball. They always are.
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  Speaker 1: Wondered it used to be the Cardinals. The Cardinals have
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  Speaker 1: fallen off a little bit. The Dodgers were always the
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  Speaker 1: top one or two or three in attendance. And when
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  Speaker 1: McCourt owned the team and he stopped Choy was the
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  Speaker 1: top player. Uh, there was. There are very few people
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  Speaker 1: going to the games, and the attendance did go down.
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  Speaker 1: The TV ratings went down, and Bud Selick forced McCourt
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  Speaker 1: to sell the team, although he gave him the parking
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  Speaker 1: lots at Dodger Stadium, so he's still making a ton
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  Speaker 1: of money. But yeah, that's that's true.
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  Speaker 4: So what you're saying is that would ever happened for
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  Speaker 4: the Angels because they're not important enough to baseball to
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  Speaker 4: begin with.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm saying. But no, the most powerful
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  Speaker 1: thing you have as a fan is to no longer
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  Speaker 1: give an f if you have apathy, if you stop caring,
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  Speaker 1: like I'll give you. The same thing happened in Boston,
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  Speaker 1: Like the Red Sox were not doing the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of years have been suck years for the Red Sox,
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  Speaker 1: and the Red Sox make a lot of money for baseball.
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  Speaker 1: They went out and spent some money this year. I
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  Speaker 1: don't agree with some of the moves they made, but
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  Speaker 1: they went out, they traded for a pitcher. They give
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  Speaker 1: them some suspects they signed cheating astro Alex Bregman. But
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  Speaker 1: they try to get the buzz back because the team
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  Speaker 1: had been morbid for several years.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I don't think Jorge Solaire is moving the needle first.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know, I think that's getting the digital jones
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit. Well, twins there, Coop, No, no twins.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
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  Speaker 1: to Eenie, Meenie, miney mode. Let's say a load to
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  Speaker 1: tru Charlie, who's in Wisconsin. Hello Charlie, Good morning, Charlie, welcome. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is the famous Charlie. I remember, yes, Charlie.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I wanted to talk about the Lakers. I can't
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  Speaker 5: believe how disrespectful you are to the Lakers. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: they just won a championship five years ago and they're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: No, no that that didn't, Charlie, that didn't count. What
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  Speaker 1: do you that was a fake? That was fake? That
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  Speaker 1: was foe? That was that was counterfeit.
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  Speaker 5: How is that not fake?
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  Speaker 1: How is what not fake? The Dodgers?
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  Speaker 5: How was the Dodgers championship not fake?
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  Speaker 1: Because that was harder? The Lakers was easier.
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  Speaker 5: But they were both in the COVID gear.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The difference is in basketball you normally go into
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs and you're you're ragged. See.
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  Speaker 4: The difference is, Charlie is Ben is a Dodgers fan
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  Speaker 4: and he hates the Lakers. That's the only real difference here.
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  Speaker 4: Can I can I explain your explanation? Is it's nonsensical?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's accurate. The word is accurate. My word is accurate.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm a truth teller, So, Charlie, in basketball, if
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  Speaker 1: you take four months off before the playoffs or three
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  Speaker 1: and a half months off, it is easier if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to travel. The hardest thing in the NBA is,
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  Speaker 1: even though they have days off in the playoffs, playing
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  Speaker 1: on the road, hostile environment. If you're playing and the
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  Speaker 1: only opponent noise is some piped in music. Maybe they
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  Speaker 1: might bring Donald Duck over. The Donald duck character. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, possibly, Goofy, that's not really that difficult baseball.
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  Speaker 1: It was fundamentally different. It was a sixty game short season,
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  Speaker 1: just two months.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So let me explain something to you, Charlie. The
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  Speaker 4: mo of the Dodgers at that time was to do
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: great in the regular season and then sputter out as
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: it went on because they couldn't handle the grind of
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: the long season. So therefore, the shorter season benefited the Dodgers.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: They were able to just go in the playoffs.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: And you're you're just embarrassing yourself, Coop. You call me
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: out of you're talking out of your tokaus. You don't
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: even believe that, nobody.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I'm speaking fact.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: No, you're not. The Dodgers probably choked in the playoffs. Uh,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: they would get pretty far in the playoffs and they
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: would fall apart. But that year they didn't.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: They wrote because because they had a shortened season, they
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: had one hundred less games.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: It was much more difficult, it was. It was much
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: harder in baseball. We all know, the real ones know
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: that Coop's not a real one. Go ahead charge anything else, Charlie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a joke for you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Well, the jokes are over, Charle. This is we're a
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: big time morning show down at this hour.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: It's a mile joke.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So oh you want to you want to give it
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to Mike the Leprecaun. Yes, all right, let's put put
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprecaun on. Mike's going to be so excited
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: someone actually doesn't hate his guts. Uh, Mike, Michael, Mike,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Mike the lepreconn. We have one of your fans here,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Mike the Michael. Let the time. What is what is
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Is going well, Charlie, like goose down.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: My goot?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait because there
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: was a stone cut there this morning. Is that real?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Is that a real goose? Oh my god, what is happening?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: There's a goose in my room. There's a goose on
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the loose. Wait wait a goose got in your room?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Oh because I was seating him and and those are
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: stone counts there again.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: Sure I'm gonna.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: The animal Kingdom.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: This is right?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Like it sounds like it sounds like Harley. It sounds
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like hollering James when he's calling the show. Anyway, Charlie,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: you have a joke for me, and I have a
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: joke for you. Yes, oh god, this is gonna be you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: I love you, you do your friend.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't mind.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: This is very innocent against Why.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: We're piglic your and.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Christopher Robbins looking in the toilet, why.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: They were looking for weed the pool.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And were all we are all dumber. I can't wait
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to hear Charlie's joke.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, Charlie, what's ben malers only exercise?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: He runs his mouth for five, no four hours straight.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: That was a terrible job. It's a bad job by you, child.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta work on your delivery, my man, that job
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: by you? All right, Charlie, all right, that's all right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I'll punch you later. I thank you, I'll go away.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: There's Charlie. That was pretty funny. I did not have
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that on my things. I thought were going to happen.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: A goose is on the loose in your house randomly.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Birg Dog says, that was a brilliant explanation band zero
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: holes in your argument. Thank you, appreciate that. Appreciate that,
• 25:15
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  Speaker 1: is on the North end of Boston, which upsets everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else who lives in the North End of Boston's upseeah, screw.
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  Speaker 7: Them, they sucked. They commercialize this place and ruined it.
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  Speaker 7: So selling meatballs for twenty dollars, you're a bunch of
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  Speaker 7: Italian Americans, say, dude, that guy Charlie I had to
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  Speaker 7: check his idea my social media. I scheduled him to
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: be on the Blind dem podcast. Dude. You know, people
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  Speaker 7: are shutting the radio off here in Boston on the
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: way to work because Los Angeles Dodger talk is terrible.
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  Speaker 7: We want red talk talk. The Los Angeles dodge is
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: like so one Sindris is one of the worst cities
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  Speaker 7: ever to live and it's terrible. You know, nobody wants
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: to live there. People move there because they think they're
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: going to become famous and their dreams just get crushed there.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: My buddy al Citron, he went to the Dodgers game
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: and there's all gang members there. He's Puerto Rican. They
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: want to fight at them. They had the gang signs up.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: There's Roberto there, he's all dronk.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You think, is this the hour of just making stuff up?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Are we just in the hour of this? I feel
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: like we're in the hour of just making stuff up.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Let's just make stuff up. Let's just make crap up,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and we'll just say crap on the radio. And why
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: don't we add a goose? Why don't we have a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: damn goose in there? We got that? I mean, what
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: are we doing? What are we doing? Dude?
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: The stupid dude from Ireland. He has that goose as
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: a pet. That's illegal in Massachusetts. And he's a teacher. Dude,
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: he's the biggest freak ever. That guy. You should put
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: him on the air right away every time. I can't
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: believe one thing about Boston is they never check at
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: these people's ideas from Ireland. They let them all come
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: in right into Boston. And now we're stuck with this guy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: He's getting paid off the state and everything. Dude, somebody
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: grabbed my wrist today when I was at the dispensary
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: the matter what.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, hold, you're getting paid by the state.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: No, I have disability as.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You're that's getting paid by the state of Massachusetts. You're
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: getting paid.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: That's an entitlement plan. I have a hearing aid and
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: I'm blind too, you know, so I guess you.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Don't have a hearing I mention you I've seen you
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: have any You don't have a hearing aid.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I have a little hearing aid in the back
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: out of amplifier.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: You heard it click and the other day the battery.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Was well you know, oh really, you didn't have that
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: when I met last time. I saw you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: Today, I'm in my forties now, you know, I'm getting older. Dude,
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: the guy he grabs my wrist and he tries to
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: pull me because I cut the line. So he pulled
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: me to the back of the line. And I didn't
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: like that, Like, you don't do that to a blind person.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. Blind people can cut the lines,
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean? How would a blind person
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: wait in like a ten percent one?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Fred's team is the Cardinals dead Central Division in baseball
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: is terrible. Yeah, see it's weird. He's from Wit to
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: the Midwest.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: It is we'd like from Saint Louis.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: He's from Michigan. Like, you know, if you're from the Midwest,
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: you don't like have like solid teams like that's where
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: you're That's how you make a living off these people
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: in the Midwest.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, I know you're taking shot. You took shots
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: at l a, you took shots at my Midwest people.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: How dare you you? Loserr? So we got four games tonight.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at the I'm fussing around on DraftKings right,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: DraftKings sports Book. I'm looking around there, and I'm like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: what do you think you're gonna get an upset here?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And the one that I circled on DraftKings is Old Miss. Now,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: normally you would just bet on Old SPARTI and and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Tom I is oh, but I got I got Ole
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Miss at plus three and a half over on DraftKings.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That's the one I circled. Now, I've been doing terrible
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: in the tournament, but that's the one I'm circling as
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: as the most likely upset of the games. Because the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: other the other games, uh, Tennessee's favorite by four and
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: a half, Auburn is favored by eight and a half
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: over Michigan. Tennessee place Kentucky by the way, and Houston
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: is an eight and a half point favorite over Purdue.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: So I have a I have a feeling in my
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: bones that'll be similar tonight here on Friday night the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: way it was Thursday, where there's a lot of blowouts
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and lopsided games, but there'll be one close game, and
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I'm betting it'll be that early game Ole Miss and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Michigan State. So we'll keep an eye on that. It
• 30:29
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• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and we'll say hello to boy the hitch just keep coming.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: We've had a wild goose. We had delusional callers telling jokes,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and we go back to the well one more time.
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  Speaker 1: Eenie meenie, miney moe, and we say he loo to
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  Speaker 1: Jed who fled? Who's going to do the big introduction? Hello,
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  Speaker 6: Scott risk an all blind dispisory. This got makes Taylor
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  Speaker 6: jenner a look like a supermodel.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just done.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Im just saying them, didn't saying that's not that's that's actual.
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  Speaker 6: all right, Ben, No, but you got what you got
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So I want you to toss the
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Cooper loop here to do the coop scoop on entertainment
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  Speaker 1: normally Marcel does this. Marcel's there, Oh he is, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hanging up on you. Then go away, Jay, Let's
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  Speaker 1: you're my voiceover guy. You're the Dynasty, You're the Destiny,
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  Speaker 1: your Destiny's child, You're the whole I'm now then you're
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  Speaker 1: no longer the Destiny.
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  Speaker 5: Look it up on X.
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  Speaker 7: It says Morseldy Dynasty, Myrick.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Oh well, if it says it on X, it must
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  Speaker 1: be true.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Yes it is.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: The entertainment starts right now for this Friday.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Here's justin Cooper. Thank you, Marcel. All right, Ben, we're
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: gonna start off in the theaters, and we have a
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: couple of movies of note to talk about. It out this.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Week's tribute to Eddie Garcia. That's note.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: The first one I'm going to bring up about in
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: neither of these movies. By the way, I have been
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: blowing critics out of the water, but that doesn't mean
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: that they're not fun. So the first one is called
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Death of a Unicorn.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Critics aren't real people? Death of a Unicorn. Yes, it's
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: like a fun movie for little girls.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: It's a rated R horror comedy and it stars Jenna Ortega,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: the Great Jenna Ortega and Paul Rudd and uh yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Basically the premise is this. When a man and his
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: daughter accidentally hit and kill a unicorn with their car,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: his boss tries to exploit the creature's miraculous curative properties
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: with horrific results.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's there an actual unicorn in there.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, I haven't seen the trailers. I've seen posters.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: It does seem to be. It seems there's like some
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: evil kind of twist to it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Are unicorns real?
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: I don't believe? So well, no there is.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: He's on the Celtics fist off porzingis that's true?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: And never mind? Okay, moving moving on. We also have
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: a another horror movie out this weekend. It is called
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: The Woman in the Yard.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I hate women in the yard, hate them.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, especially this one. This is a scary, veiled looking
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: woman that kind of stalks. This family kind of kind
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: of deathly looking coolish, yeah, you know which kind of thing.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: And she keeps getting closer and closer to the house
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: and then, uh, the horror ensues.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm catching a spell on you. That's right.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: So that is in theaters right now as well. Those
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: are the two movies that I think could be worth
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: worth your time. I don't know about the money.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Wow, used to be a big movie guy. I remember
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: you had that movie pass.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Still I still have I still have that. Yeah, that's right,
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: So it's worth it for me to go see it
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: because it's you know, you're a movie guy. Yeah, but
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: if you're paying for each ticket, you know, I don't know.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You're waiting for Liar Liar too cool?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Please please somebody somebody writing.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You could be the Jim Carrey character, right, you could
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: be the liar guy. That's right, you could be the liar.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: You're all grown up now, like the kid, the kid
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: from Liar Liar grows up and then you have a family,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and then you and your kid comes up with the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: claw because it's genetic, you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Know, right, Yeah, there you go.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: All right, I got the whole script. We got to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: write it. Hey, I can write it, right, just have
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a I write it. What the hell?
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's that good yet, but hey,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: there's been there have been worse sequels to be released,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: that's for sure. I'm positive.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Moving over to television, we have the premiere of the
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: third and final season of Bosh Legacy. Now, this is
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: a spinoff series from Chris No. Uh, it's as Bosh yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: And this is I think that's Bose Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: This is a spinoff series from the original Bosh. Uh,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: you know, Detective Show on Amazon Prime Video. And this
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: will be the final season of this spinoff series, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: apparently a second spinoff series will follow later this year.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: That is available to stream right now on Prime Video
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: and then coming out later. Let me see it's let
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: me check when this is coming out.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Sunday, Sunday, Monday, Sunday, Sunday one day only Sunday.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: On Paramount Plus.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I don't talk about stuff on Paramount Plus very often.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I do have it actually, Okay, but this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I don't think I actually pay for it. I think
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like using the in laws account.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yes, it's called Mobland and it's from Guy Ritchie.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: It is a London set organized crime series and it
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: stars Pierce Brosnan, Helen Mirren and Tom Hardy. So big
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: cast there. We'll see how it is. That's available Sunday
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• 38:31
  Speaker 7: We're one step closer to Keith throwning Marcella's game show
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: contest of the year here.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Good morning, very important, very important, Chris. Okay, So gentlemen,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna play the game. It is sports Jeopardy. Your
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: name is your buzzer. The categories are nickname game and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: poor sport Levin in Nashville. You got on first. Please
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: pick a category nickname. Okay, I will tell you the nickname.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You tell me the athlete the nickname is it belongs to? Okay,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: your name is your buzzer. You are penalized for incorrect answers.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Good luck, gentlemen, we're on our way. For two hundred
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: dollars again, I'll give you the nickname. Tell me the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: athlete it belongs to Megatron eleven, Alvin Johnson. That is correct,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: all right, four hundred dollars. I'll name the nickname. You
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: tell me the athlete that belongs to the Cheetah eleven eleven.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Josinko.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: No, that is incorrect. Chris, would you like to steal?
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's Tyreek Hill.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That is correct, Tyreek Hill, the Dolphins. All right, six
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. That's all right, six hundred dollars. I'll give
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you the nickname. Tell me the athlete that belongs to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: it's the nickname. Game on Sports Jeopardy for six hundred dollars,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the Admiral Chris eleven. That's correct, David Robinson, quick buzzer
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: by eleven. Eight hundred dollars. I'll give you the nickname.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I mean the athlete that belongs to the splendid splinter
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Chris Chris Williams. Yeah, you better get that right. They'll
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: kick you out of Boston if you don't get that right.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, eight hord bugs, you got that right. Somewhere
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: that's an Arizona. I think. All right, one thousand dollars,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: here we go. I'll give you the nickname. You tell
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: me the athlete. It belongs to one of my favorite nicknames,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the fly in Hawaiian Chris Chris Jane victor That is correct,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Jane Victorino of the film Chris Wins. You won, Chris,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you came back. You won a buzzer beer. That was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: a good jame. That was a walk off win.