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Full Show 10-9-25: A Cussing Parrot · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We've all got issues. Thankfully she does too.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're going through my boo basket.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, our coworker, Oh, she doesn't, And I already have these.
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  Speaker 3: Our coworker down the hall megging.
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  Speaker 4: Me and her get each other boo baskets every year,
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  Speaker 4: and I gave her hers and she gave me mine today.
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  Speaker 3: But last year, I remember I had been boozled. That
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  Speaker 3: was how that game came about. She put it in
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  Speaker 3: my boo basket.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I remember.
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  Speaker 3: That's coffee. I'm trying to find something you can try.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, candy corn?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, do you like candy corn?
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  Speaker 4: It's all right, we'll eat that on the air anyway. Ooh,
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  Speaker 4: dog treats? You want to try that?
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  Speaker 6: I do not thank you, though, I got some treats
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  Speaker 6: for you today. You got a whole lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there's a phone, there's a halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, We're going to figure out what I can torture
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  Speaker 4: you with out of this.
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  Speaker 5: Well, good luck.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever made a boo basket?
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  Speaker 6: Nope, never made one, never got one. I just I've
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  Speaker 6: never even heard of it until I started working here.
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  Speaker 7: Should we make each other boo baskets for Halloween.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Like, if you make them for a girl like
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  Speaker 4: your girlfriend, you would put like halloween slippers in there
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  Speaker 4: and some candy and some cute decorations. But if me
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  Speaker 4: and you make each other boo baskets, this could be fun.
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  Speaker 5: It'll be interesting.
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  Speaker 4: We'll give each other a budget of like fifteen dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, fifteen, Yeah, let's do twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Five, twenty five, twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll meet you in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll do we'll do.
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  Speaker 4: That at some point. Hey, good morning, Thank you for
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  Speaker 4: listening to the show.
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  Speaker 3: On the way.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a delivery driver at seven o'clock, you definitely
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  Speaker 4: want to hear the story that's coming. Also, what the
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  Speaker 4: hell headlines Crazy things people are doing in the news
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  Speaker 4: at six fifteen fifty.
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  Speaker 3: But good morning, thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Is what the hell headlines hell on the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: A stolen gas station dinosaur statue just got returned with
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  Speaker 4: an apology note why so it.
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  Speaker 3: Makes you think they need it for something?
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  Speaker 4: The how did they get it too? It was a
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  Speaker 4: fifty pound fiberglass dinosaur named Claire from Sinclair Gas in
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  Speaker 4: La I returned it with a note that said, I'm
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  Speaker 4: sorry for stealing Claire. Please do not press charges. Listen
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  Speaker 4: to the owner of the gas station.
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  Speaker 8: You'll never believe it.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what's going on? She says, Claire's home.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody's scared that they're gonna.
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  Speaker 5: Be found out, are you going to press jarn?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just glad that Claire's at home.
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  Speaker 2: Why Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Tracy. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 9: I gotta go drop stuff off my parents out one left?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what are you taking your parents? Okay, well, you
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  Speaker 4: were being such a great daughter. Tracy. Are you calling
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  Speaker 4: to play Super Easy Trivia? I am all right girl.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get you these Chris Brown tickets. Producer Blake is
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  Speaker 4: your lifeline?
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready? Question number one?
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  Speaker 4: Tracy, what is the name of the galaxy that we
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  Speaker 4: live in the galaxy? It's a candy bar Mars.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you want to use you want to use Producer Blake?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the Milky Way.
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  Speaker 3: We live in the Milky Way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, Super Hard Trivia, Tracy. Next one, who was
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  Speaker 4: the first.
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  Speaker 3: Man on the moon?
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  Speaker 4: I'm strong that would be Neil Armstrong. Correct and last
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  Speaker 4: one for the wind Tracy? What is a group of
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  Speaker 4: fish called Oh if you need producer Blake.
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  Speaker 5: You went to this as a child.
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  Speaker 3: That's not going to help.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst.
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  Speaker 9: I can't think of the name.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst.
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  Speaker 5: Time you used to study there as a child.
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  Speaker 7: School it's a school, Tracy?
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  Speaker 8: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations?
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  Speaker 10: You want say breezy trivia?
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 4: This Saturday at George Ward Park, there's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be a tournament.
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  Speaker 4: It's Kickball and Kicked Drugs hosted by Active Recovery Outreach.
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  Speaker 4: There's going to be vendors and stuff. It's open to
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  Speaker 4: the public. I'll be there, Come hang out. Let's celebrate
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  Speaker 4: sobriety and recovery. That's this Saturday at George Ward Park.
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  Speaker 4: Dolly Parton is not dying. Have you seen this whole thing?
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  Speaker 2: Did?
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  Speaker 5: So many people thought?
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  Speaker 3: Here's what happened.
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  Speaker 4: Dolly canceled her Vegas shows because she has some health
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  Speaker 4: issues to deal with her sister. A few days ago,
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  Speaker 4: asked everyone for prayers since she was up all night
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  Speaker 4: praying for her sister Dolly, which made it sound like
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  Speaker 4: Dolly was basically on her deathbed. So everybody started freaking out.
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  Speaker 4: So yesterday Dolly had to go to Instagram and post
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  Speaker 4: a video while.
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  Speaker 3: She's at the Grand Ole Opry recording a commercial. Listen
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  Speaker 3: to this. I want you to know that I'm okay.
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  Speaker 1: There are just a lot of rumors flying around, but
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  Speaker 1: I figured if you heard it from me, you'd know
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  Speaker 1: that I was okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And her sister went back and was like, I.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't mean she was real bad. I just thanks for
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  Speaker 4: the prayer. Like her sister backpedaled. She has kidney stones.
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  Speaker 4: That's the problem. It's kitty stones.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks Dolly's sister.
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  Speaker 3: We're glad that you're okay, Tolly.
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  Speaker 4: And the next Door Treat Map has just returned to
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  Speaker 4: help plan trick or treat routes. So from now until
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  Speaker 4: October thirty, first, neighbors can drop pins showing if they're
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  Speaker 4: handing out candy or showing off like if they have
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  Speaker 4: really good hallow decorations. You can add photos, and you
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  Speaker 4: can even add notes about what kind of candy you're
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  Speaker 4: handing out, like if you've got king sized bars. If
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  Speaker 4: you got a good candy, go put it on that
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  Speaker 4: next door app.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, it's on the next door app.
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  Speaker 4: Go if you want people, if you want trick or
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  Speaker 4: treaters come to your house, put it there. And then
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  Speaker 4: if you want to plan your route, you can go there.
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  Speaker 4: That's three things you need to know. More at the
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  Speaker 4: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: I just realized that delivery drivers probably see the craziest
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  Speaker 4: things all over town, like they know everybody's secrets.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like they've got their own little groups going like,
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  Speaker 6: oh look what I've found this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 4: producer Blake. Listen to what happened. So I pull up
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  Speaker 4: in my driveway yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know.
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  Speaker 3: I live in the middle of nowhere and I have
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  Speaker 3: a farm.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, correct.
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  Speaker 3: All of my peacocks were in.
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  Speaker 4: The road at the foot of my driveway, all of them.
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  Speaker 4: All ten of my peacocks. Some of them were across
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  Speaker 4: the street.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them were crossing the road to come back.
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  Speaker 3: So I pull into my.
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  Speaker 4: Driveway and get out of my car to try to
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  Speaker 4: herd them.
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  Speaker 3: And behind me.
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  Speaker 4: Is a FedEx truck and there's a guy driving and
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  Speaker 4: a girl in the passenger side. And they're sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: They can't go because the peacocks are trying to cross
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  Speaker 4: the road, and I'm like, they're mine, They're on It's okay,
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  Speaker 4: I got it. And the guy starts laughing at me,
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  Speaker 4: and you can see the girl dying laughing, and so
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  Speaker 4: I was like, hang on.
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  Speaker 3: So I try to run around and try.
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  Speaker 4: To get them to like run back up my driveway
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  Speaker 4: and get out of the neighborhood. No, they disperse, they
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  Speaker 4: go everywhere, and I look back at.
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  Speaker 3: The truck and both of the FedEx drivers at this
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  Speaker 3: point are rolling. They are laughing so hard they are rolling,
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  Speaker 3: and I just looked at the guy.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I really thought that these.
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  Speaker 3: Were a good idea to get his pets.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, how are you gonna get them back
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  Speaker 4: in the house.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I don't know how. I'm gonna drive up
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  Speaker 3: and shake some food. We'll see.
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  Speaker 4: And they started crossing the road again, and he starts
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  Speaker 4: trying to roll to wherever his delivery is and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, don't I hit my peacocks. He goes, I'm not. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: that was my day, but I realized FedEx drivers, any
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  Speaker 4: any delivery driver's mailman, Amazon anybody, anybody who delivers it.
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  Speaker 4: Food delivery, y'all see some crazy stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like they'd have to because you just roll
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  Speaker 6: up at random times. People do you random things at
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  Speaker 6: random tomes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you ever had somebody deliver a package and
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  Speaker 4: you're walking around your house naked?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Close?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I was singing you know that Tom Cruise song? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, I was doing something similar to that.
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  Speaker 6: And he rolls up the clear window, looking right in
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  Speaker 6: at me.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show. If you're a delivery driver, what's the
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  Speaker 3: weirdest thing you've seen?
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  Speaker 4: If you were the delivery driver that saw me and
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  Speaker 4: my peacocks, call the show, please.
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  Speaker 3: They were rolling. I'm surprised. I'm not on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one Bama.
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  Speaker 4: That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
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  Speaker 3: Show fun to me, It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Three on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number. Andrew,
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: How are you doing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good, okay, buddy. Have you either been a delivery
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  Speaker 4: driver or has a delivery driver called you doing something weird?
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  Speaker 8: I had a delivery driver caught me doing something weird.
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  Speaker 3: What were you doing?
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  Speaker 8: I was peeing behind my race car and he walked
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  Speaker 8: over the V.
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  Speaker 4: Did you go to the house and here's the bathroom?
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  Speaker 8: I just heard something and I was like, uh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 8: I can't stop. But he's like, I'll give you a minute.
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  Speaker 3: And he's still there and held the TV.
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  Speaker 8: Till I got done.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, tell me you're a redneck without telling me you're
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  Speaker 4: a redneck.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, it's it is quite the rouge color.
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  Speaker 2: You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
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  Speaker 2: is one demand eight.
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  Speaker 4: Three three five one Bama is the number to call
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  Speaker 4: the show Katie, Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a delivery driver?
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  Speaker 12: I drive a school bus?
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  Speaker 4: Even better, what's the weirdest thing on your route?
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  Speaker 10: A lady walks her chicken or a leash man?
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  Speaker 4: These calls, these are my kind of people like is
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  Speaker 4: it a rooster?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a hen?
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  Speaker 4: Is it flying?
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  Speaker 11: No, it's just a hen.
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  Speaker 4: Have you talked to her? Did the kids see it? No?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, they're kind of used to it.
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  Speaker 4: I guess. Have y'all come up with a nickname for
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  Speaker 4: the lady in her chicken?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm sure the kids have.
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  Speaker 9: Is she just.
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  Speaker 4: Walking down the side of the road on a leash?
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  Speaker 10: Like in her yard, like she puts a little like
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  Speaker 10: a harness on it.
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  Speaker 4: That's amazing. I have so many questions. I want to
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  Speaker 4: know so many things. I'm gonna need to know what
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  Speaker 4: county this is in?
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  Speaker 9: Is it Black County?
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  Speaker 6: Well it could be me. You've been seeing Alabama as
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  Speaker 6: you drive the bus.
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  Speaker 10: Where do you live at Alabama? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: At Black County? That's all we're gonna say. But it
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  Speaker 4: ain't me with the chicken on the lash, I promise yet.
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  Speaker 4: Now if you see me with the peacock on a leash,
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  Speaker 4: that's definitely me.
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  Speaker 12: Now I do know a girl who has a pet peacock.
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  Speaker 4: So all right, you know too, Okatie, I love you,
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking about funny things you see as a delivery driver.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 4: of landing Good morning? Are you a delivery driver or
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  Speaker 4: has somebody delivered to you while you were doing something funny?
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  Speaker 9: No, ma'am, I'm a delivery driver. I work for the
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  Speaker 9: Post Office.
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  Speaker 4: Land And what's the craziest thing on your route?
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  Speaker 9: A cussing parrot?
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  Speaker 4: No way does he yell at you every time you
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  Speaker 4: drop off a package.
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  Speaker 9: Every time you drop off a package it here's me
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  Speaker 9: step on the porch. It'll actually bart like a dog
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  Speaker 9: and then cuss and tell me to get off the porch.
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  Speaker 3: I want to meet the owners.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever met the people that live there?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, ma'am. They're very wild. They have a couple other
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  Speaker 9: exalted animals like a peacock, and they they rescue dogs
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  Speaker 9: and animals. So it's always a trip.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like my kind of people.
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  Speaker 6: Is that Alabama?
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  Speaker 3: I love it?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yes, it's better. It's Walker County.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. That's right up the road.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, ma'am, You'll have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Is What the Hell headlines What the Hell? On the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: A man got arrested for his Halloween decorations.
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  Speaker 5: Why did he put up like an actual person or something?
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  Speaker 4: He put up bodies that looked like local officials. It
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  Speaker 4: was a man in Kentucky. Listened to one of the
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  Speaker 4: local officials, Eddie, talking about what happened.
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  Speaker 6: At first, I didn't know what to think about it
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  Speaker 6: because I actually drove by and seeing it in his yard,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm thinking, wow, you know, that's kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Harsh, like basically like people who work for the city.
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  Speaker 3: This guy put like bodies of them. That's Halloween decorations
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  Speaker 3: in his yard.
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  Speaker 5: That's an actual threat.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know. You with the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: Chick fil A is going to open their one hundredth
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  Speaker 4: location in Alabama and Chelsea.
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  Speaker 3: One one hundredth oh yeah, one hundred Chick fil As
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  Speaker 3: in Alabama.
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  Speaker 4: Officially, it's part of a new seventy five million dollar
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  Speaker 4: development at the Chelsea Plaza.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a little bit of a weight though.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to take eighteen to twenty four months to complete.
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  Speaker 4: So if another Chick fil A is built in between
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  Speaker 4: now and when that one's done, then it'll be one
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  Speaker 4: hundred and first I'd better get to Aggression.
• 13:32
  Speaker 13: Or Tega just launch new cheese At flavored taco shells, Buddy,
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  Speaker 13: I'd be down. It's basically a cheese At cracker as
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  Speaker 13: a taco shell. You can get them now nationwide at
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  Speaker 13: Target and others select retailers. Then it's going to be
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  Speaker 13: pushed out to more grocery stores in a few months.
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  Speaker 13: They're blowing up on social media right now, so if
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  Speaker 13: you go to get one, don't be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: If if they are sold out and.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is now shutting down rumors she's going to
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  Speaker 4: quit music after she marries is keltzy. Apparently fans think
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: that she's going to focus on getting married and having
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: kids because one of her songs about Travis says she
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  Speaker 4: wants to have like a whole neighborhood of kids with
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  Speaker 4: them to the lot and people are like, Oh, she's
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  Speaker 4: gonna quit music and get married. They think that the
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  Speaker 4: life of the show Girl is her final performance. Taylor says,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: this is a shockingly offensive thing to say, and people
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  Speaker 4: don't get married so that they can quit their jobs. Although,
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  Speaker 4: if there's a sugar daddy listening to the show, I
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  Speaker 4: would like to have the option if it's available, She said.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: She loves being with Travis because he loves what she does. Also,
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  Speaker 4: if there's a sugar daddy listening to the show, I
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  Speaker 4: love that you love what I do, but I would
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  Speaker 4: like to have the option available.
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  Speaker 6: Call me your solicitous crazy.
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  Speaker 4: A sweet things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 4: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 4: to call the show Keltsey, Good morning, Do you have
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: some good news?
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  Speaker 11: Oh my goodness. My daughter has a severe hamangioma on
• 14:58
  Speaker 11: her arm that she's in like going to treatment. And
• 15:02
  Speaker 11: we've been going to Nashville from Birmingham, okay, the entire
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  Speaker 11: first year of her life. And we went like a
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  Speaker 11: couple of weeks ago, and they took her off like
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  Speaker 11: all the medicines, and they said that it's doing so
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  Speaker 11: good that she should be like it should just disappear within.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit of show.
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  Speaker 4: I know, that's got to be a relief. You said
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  Speaker 4: this was since she was born, So how long has
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  Speaker 4: that been?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Like it's like this big red birthmark that lik,
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: it's extra blood vessels and it could get so swollen
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  Speaker 10: that it like bus open.
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  Speaker 4: On your God, how old your daughter?
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  Speaker 11: So she just turns one in August, so she's like
• 15:43
  Speaker 11: fourteen months.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, man, Well that is great news. Good for you.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I'm sure that's a relief for you also, So bless you.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: That's great news.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for sharing.
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  Speaker 11: Well, thank you all so much. You have a good day.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It's free on the ieartreat.
• 16:00
  Speaker 13: Here's another episode of What Stupid Thing did Producer Blake
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  Speaker 13: Do to.
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  Speaker 3: Make his girlfriend mad there's a long list.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 4: producer Blake. Producer Blake is the annoying guy who hasn't
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: proposed his girlfriend yet, and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Just, what's going on? When'd you do? What's the rule
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  Speaker 3: that you have?
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  Speaker 6: I'm no longer allowed to help my girlfriend shop for things?
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  Speaker 4: Why what were you doing when you'll want shopping together?
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  Speaker 3: I could see this. I I there's a lot.
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  Speaker 6: I keep suggesting things that she says, stop suggesting.
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  Speaker 3: What what are you doing? Where were y'all shopping at?
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  Speaker 6: We were shopping at a discount store and I see
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: these outfits. I'm like, this would look good on you,
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: and she's like, stop bringing these to me?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of outfits?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 3: The fun ones you're making out.
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  Speaker 4: You're like a little kid that just goes in ping
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  Speaker 4: pongs all over the store and comes running back to
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  Speaker 4: your girlfriend going mommy, mommy, look at this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But she it's worse because we're in like a public
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  Speaker 6: place and I will go grab these outfits from far
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  Speaker 6: away and I'll bring it back and be like, we
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: try this on, We try this on, and.
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  Speaker 3: Be embarrassed to be in public with you too.
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  Speaker 5: You already are.
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  Speaker 3: So what did she finally say when y'all got in
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  Speaker 3: the cards? She y'll let you go. You're not allowed
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: to go shopping anymore.
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  Speaker 6: She said, you're no longer allowed to go with me
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  Speaker 6: anywhere When I need to buy stuff that's serious.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: She said, you can't.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: You can't be serious For ten minutes, I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: what about it?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Bless your girlfriend?
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Well, she chose this.
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  Speaker 4: You'd better ask her to marry you before she decides
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  Speaker 4: to get out. Call the show if you have this
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  Speaker 4: issue when you're shopping. Eight three three five oh one
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  Speaker 4: BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 4: to call the show, Lisa, Good Morning producer. Blake's girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: won't let him go shopping with her anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Do you hate.
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  Speaker 1: Shopping with people?
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  Speaker 12: God bless them? No, So I hate to stop. When
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  Speaker 12: before my husband died he bought everything, He even bought
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  Speaker 12: my own clothes. I hate hate to stop. Okay, so,
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  Speaker 12: but what does he do?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Give me one weird thing that you what's one? What's
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: one reason? Just one reason that your girlfriend won't let
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  Speaker 4: you go shopping anymore.
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  Speaker 5: I keep picking out clothes I think would look good on.
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  Speaker 4: Her, and so he's trying to get her to wear
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  Speaker 4: saucy stuff.
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  Speaker 12: Well, okay, let that girl alone. You're gonna be lucky
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  Speaker 12: if she marries you. You rep and the whole thing
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  Speaker 12: with she doesn't want to touch me and stuggle. I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: just gonna keep doing it more. Now, tell you don't
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  Speaker 12: lay one finger on that baby. She fall? Do you
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  Speaker 12: even reach and grab for war?
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  Speaker 3: Do you tell them?
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  Speaker 4: No means no?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean no. No means no, you don't want
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  Speaker 12: to touch and uh in public? No, she goes fall
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  Speaker 12: off that curb, it's in public.
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  Speaker 9: Let her fall.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you're on anymore.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Lisa, have a good day.
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: I you too, Honey.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demands free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna go see your girlfriend after work today?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Not today? But I am going to see her this weekend?
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  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Good, Well we're done.
• 19:57
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• 20:00
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  Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars around the way, So keep listening for
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  Speaker 4: that and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.