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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR! · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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Speaker 1: Two Teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera judge.
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Speaker 1: All right, I got to stage right, so it's just
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Speaker 1: a little oh my god, we heard you too. No,
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Speaker 1: he's getting Yes, we did. Wait are you done yet?
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Speaker 1: This brings me right into the girls. Did you wash
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Speaker 1: your hands? Yes? And don't even start with me because
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Speaker 1: you did not wash your hands in Jeff Lewis, because
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Speaker 1: you said I only touched my vagina. I mean, it
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Speaker 1: wasn't like I touched yours. I had to wash my hands,
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Speaker 1: and by the way, I don't I don't really touch
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Speaker 1: my vagina with my bare hand when I pee. Yesterday,
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Speaker 1: Dove is really ramped up about coming on this trip,
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Speaker 1: like she we had to get up at four am.
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Speaker 1: It was a whole big thing. I'm sorry. Welcome to
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Speaker 1: another episode of Two Teas. To pot back into my
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Speaker 1: story about Dove. So we're gonna be recapping girls trip.
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Speaker 1: But as I prepared with my family to go on
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Speaker 1: this trip, Dove wants to take a shower in the
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Speaker 1: morning because she I guess she wanted to be fresh
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Speaker 1: to go. And the other kids and I were like,
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Speaker 1: all getting ready, We're all kind of together, and Dove
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Speaker 1: gets out and she kind of like slaps down near
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Speaker 1: her belly and she goes, don't worry, guys, I dried
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Speaker 1: off my penis. Stop it stop, I go. I was like,
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Speaker 1: you actually don't have a penis, and she goes, fine,
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Speaker 1: my vagina sounds like somebody's going to be a character
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Speaker 1: when she gets older. I was like, one, it starts
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Speaker 1: with a bee, not a bee. Two. But like, now
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Speaker 1: all the everything we've done this entire trip is cruise
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Speaker 1: or any of us that have penises or not, be like,
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Speaker 1: don't worry, I dried off my penis. That is hilarious
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Speaker 1: but so good. All right, so all right we're we're
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Speaker 1: we're in the girls trip now. Um oh no, First
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Speaker 1: we have vanderpump Rule's headlines. Yeah, we got headlines. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, couldn't get worse. I swear this is like
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Speaker 1: the never ending um scandal. It's always why in the world? Okay,
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Speaker 1: finally I figured out why Tom Schwartz had those weights
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Speaker 1: on his wrists. Why please, Because he made a bet
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Speaker 1: that he would stop how many times he was going
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Speaker 1: to touch his face, So he put the weights on
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Speaker 1: to not touch his face, but he still touched it
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Speaker 1: multiple times. And Andy had to step in and say,
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Speaker 1: you're touching your face because he touches his face when
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Speaker 1: he gets nervous. It's like me going like this, um
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Speaker 1: or like picking up my nails. That's how he does. Really. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so apparently he was really nervous because he was. I
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Speaker 1: would have rather seenn cuffs. I would have rather seen
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Speaker 1: anything other than him trying to get out of every
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Speaker 1: single live that he told He took them off before
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Speaker 1: watch What Happens Live and ended. But um, but did
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Speaker 1: you find it very confusing to understand? Because they are
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Speaker 1: lying and he was like talking in like a tornado.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? And using these
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Speaker 1: words that don't even words, but not in the right quarter.
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Speaker 1: And I'm not that smart, so I'm like, what are
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Speaker 1: you doing? And Andy's like, you're you're you're like a
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Speaker 1: salad or something like that. It's like you're giving me
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Speaker 1: a word salad. Because I was like, yeah, I heard
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Speaker 1: about the affair in August, which, of course, then I'm
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Speaker 1: like when Machina's wedding, you know, like trying to figure
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Speaker 1: it out because what I think happened, I could be wrong,
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Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure she'd already slept with Sam of all,
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Speaker 1: and then that's why that's laying. Honestly, you and I
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Speaker 1: could have made out hotter than freaking Schwartz and Rachel.
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Speaker 1: And that was I mean that kiss was like this,
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Speaker 1: so we can kiss here? Yea um, but no, that
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Speaker 1: was the most that was great. Well, there's a lot
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Speaker 1: of there's a lot of reaction about Tom's appearance and
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Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Life from the cast. His ex Katie
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Speaker 1: Maloney responded to his Watch Happen Life appearance, You're the
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Speaker 1: only one that wants to hug him, dude, read the room. Well,
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Speaker 1: it's because Tom said, Tom, I know the whole world
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Speaker 1: hates you, but I'm not going to abandon you, old buddy.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to abandon you. He's he's he knows
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Speaker 1: he's a monster for what he did. If you see him,
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Speaker 1: give him a hug. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but
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Speaker 1: give him a hug. He's down bad. Um. Well, I
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Speaker 1: think they know if it was reversed. I saw in
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Speaker 1: Katie's confessional on Vanderpump Pools where she said, listen, I
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Speaker 1: don't think if it was reversed that Sandoval would have
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Speaker 1: done the same for Schwartz and I think that's clear. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: the whole thing just makes me sad. But it's also
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Speaker 1: the way it's all playing out. Tom Schwartz said, Um,
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Speaker 1: it's like an it was like an unkept secret, or
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Speaker 1: said something along those lines, which it wasn't. Did you
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Speaker 1: say it was like a known secret, which a known secret?
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Speaker 1: So to me, ann secret means I am not gonna
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Speaker 1: say that I was right. But there is a portion
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Speaker 1: of this that I don't think. I think that they
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Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at the ratings of Vanderpump Pools. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: there's Tom's life cannot be very exciting right now. So
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's on purpose so or to put
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Speaker 1: it out there like it was a wrong move. Bro, Well,
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Speaker 1: I don't know that it was necessarily him, but I
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Speaker 1: feel like the way that it all exploded the way
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Speaker 1: that it did, Um, it's interesting. But the other part
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Speaker 1: is I mean he said that he is in love
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Speaker 1: with Rachel. I mean, it's crazy when James Kennedy is
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Speaker 1: a fan favorite. Oh my god, not after you watch
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Speaker 1: this episode though, I Oh, I haven't watched the latest.
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Speaker 1: Oh he's back to old I couldn't. He's doing Arianna
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Speaker 1: even has to scream at him. But oh god, James yea,
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Speaker 1: his girlfriend had to leave a couple of times because
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Speaker 1: he was such a mess um. But I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I just want to know if he was in love
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Speaker 1: with Rachel when he was planning on telling Ariana, like,
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Speaker 1: you've been doing this for months, but in this episode,
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Speaker 1: the last thing we'll talk about it. In Vanderfront Pools
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Speaker 1: is he said, we are always Tom sand of All said,
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Speaker 1: we are always checking out other guys and girls. He
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Speaker 1: says that to meaning him in Ariana. Really so, so
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Speaker 1: they have an open relationship, but that's what they always
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Speaker 1: are denying. But now I'm like, I don't know. I mean,
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Speaker 1: Edwin and I have a thing where if somebody's good
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Speaker 1: looking that one of us notices, we don't look without
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Speaker 1: it just saying it to the other person. So it's
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Speaker 1: not rude, like we just go hey, and then it's like,
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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to disrespect you now, but I'm going
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Speaker 1: to check this person out for a second, because it's
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Speaker 1: you to check people up. So like if we're walking,
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Speaker 1: if we were walking to the pool right now and
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Speaker 1: like some hot guy would walk by, I'd be like
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Speaker 1: to Edwin I'd go hey, and he'd be oh god,
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Speaker 1: or same thing. But that way, you're not your significant other.
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Speaker 1: Your spouse doesn't look at you and think like what
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Speaker 1: an asshole they're checking They're thinking that they're not seeing
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Speaker 1: me check out when I'm checking out. Yeah, anyway that
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Speaker 1: makes sense. Um, oh my gosh, this next one, I mean,
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Speaker 1: are you serious? I actually I never respond about this
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Speaker 1: woman ever, because I mean, it's been three years. Get
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Speaker 1: a hobby like Sariah, leave me alone. It's too much,
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Speaker 1: go for it. We didn't even say anything terrible about Heather.
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Speaker 1: We just were reporting what we had heard in regards
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Speaker 1: to Tether McDonald and Meghan Weaver. We were just saying
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Speaker 1: this happened, but done. Like I know Megan Weaver and
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Speaker 1: I felt bad for her. We had a conversation and
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Speaker 1: I said, I'm so sorry she goes. You know, I
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Speaker 1: know I didn't had it the right way, but now
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Speaker 1: she's making it public and we stuck up for her. Well.
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Speaker 1: She sent me a DM saying thank you so much
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Speaker 1: to you and Teddy for sticking up for me. I
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Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Da dadna go, no problem. It was
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Speaker 1: a fan ftion. We answered it and then this and
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Speaker 1: to be clear though, but to be clear, we also
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Speaker 1: didn't say that Megan Weaver wasn't also in the wrong.
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Speaker 1: We don't know. We don't know that. We don't know
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Speaker 1: how much they were drinking, what the fight was about.
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Speaker 1: We're simply saying, don't attext people online have the conversation.
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Speaker 1: It is what it is. We don't know the full story,
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Speaker 1: but this one girl loves to teck people online. And
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Speaker 1: when I say at tech, it is to the point
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Speaker 1: where it's just disgusting. Well, Kelly Dodds says, um Tamra
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Speaker 1: Judge in the video and a TikTok and a video.
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Speaker 1: Kelly Godd says Tamra Judge is the biggest piece of
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Speaker 1: crap and a big fat liar in an Instagram story.
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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't think you're allowed to say
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Speaker 1: a big fat liar anymore, just saying um, Kelly says,
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Speaker 1: So whatever, God, now you're gonna get us some trouble.
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Speaker 1: Kelly says, um Tamra called Megan Weaver and told her
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Speaker 1: Kelly was talking badly about her. Key, I wasn't you're
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Speaker 1: talking crap about Heather McDonald wanting your two hundred and
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Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars. The big mouth. Um, you're the one
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Speaker 1: with the big mouth, and you're a liar, a big
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Speaker 1: fat liar. Kelly continues, you're always listening to my podcast.
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Speaker 1: Get the fact straight. We all know you're an uneducated dumbass.
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Speaker 1: You pets. She never said anything about Megan Weave, and
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Speaker 1: Heather doesn't have anything to do with the two hundred
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Speaker 1: and fifty thousand, She closes with, so stop texting Megan
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Speaker 1: and telling her I said that loser. First of all,
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Speaker 1: I don't even have Megan Weaver's phone number, so I
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Speaker 1: never called her ever once saying that Kelly talked bad
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Speaker 1: about her. That never ever happened. I never talked to
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Speaker 1: Megan Weaver about the two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: It's owed to me because it's five hundred thousand. She
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Speaker 1: can't get anything straight. So it's just it's such a joke.
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Speaker 1: And Megan I talked about last night. She is so
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Speaker 1: upset about it. She said, I never said that Kelly
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Speaker 1: had called me from vacation with a funny story, and
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Speaker 1: she said, why did you go after the two teas
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Speaker 1: about supporting me like that? Upset me? And that's all
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Speaker 1: she said, she goes I did, and then Kelly went
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Speaker 1: crazy on social media and suddenly I'm a big fat
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Speaker 1: liar and I'm uneducated and I we're both losers, losers,
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm just here to tell you, Kelly,
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Speaker 1: I still follow you on Instagram just because I like
11:04
Speaker 1: to see some of the nonsense that you say. But
11:07
Speaker 1: I'm one million percent can say with one hundred percent clarity,
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Speaker 1: I have never once listened to any of your podcast. Oh,
11:14
Speaker 1: you have to actually pay, you have to pay to
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Speaker 1: listen to our podcast. So I am sorry. My husband
11:22
Speaker 1: is Nicol and Diamond me from ordering a green food service. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I've never listened to her. I every once will get
11:29
Speaker 1: a clip sent to me because she's talking shit. It's
11:32
Speaker 1: and it's all that done, you know, it is what
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Speaker 1: it is. And here's the thing. We don't go out
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Speaker 1: of our way to talk badly about her because we
11:41
Speaker 1: don't care. So why why are you so obsessed with us?
11:47
Speaker 1: I just I'm blocked on everything, so I don't see.
11:50
Speaker 1: I don't like her. I don't like to me, I can't.
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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not block on her because tag me
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Speaker 1: all you want, bitch, what are you gonna what are
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Speaker 1: you gonna come for next? You've tried. I had to
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Speaker 1: come for everything, go for it. I mean, she's gonna
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Speaker 1: my business, my husband, my kids, myself. But who believes her?
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Speaker 1: Who cares? Nobody does because I never see any press
12:09
Speaker 1: on her. No one, Please, I don't know, but leave
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Speaker 1: us alone, Kelly, really, move on. I hate that we're
12:18
Speaker 1: even talking about her. Usually we don't even say her name.
12:21
Speaker 1: But what she said last night was every part of
12:24
Speaker 1: it was a lie. Yeah, that's the thing. At least
12:26
Speaker 1: get your facts straight. M The next one is also
12:30
Speaker 1: about Instagram. Alexeia and Marisol spill it on Girls Trip.
12:35
Speaker 1: On her discs about Melissa buying followers, Alexeia now tells
12:39
Speaker 1: Today dot Com, I usually get myself in this situation
12:42
Speaker 1: when appearing on the show, I talked from the heart.
12:45
Speaker 1: Maybe there's no facts or proof or receipts or research
12:48
Speaker 1: because I don't need a receipt. My receipt is in
12:51
Speaker 1: my head and in my heart. When I saw Teresa
12:54
Speaker 1: and Melissa, who has the most followers, I generally thought
12:59
Speaker 1: it was Teresa. Alexia continues, then Marisol on her alcohol business.
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Speaker 1: Most people are like I love it. People want me
13:07
Speaker 1: to go have drinks with them all over the world
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Speaker 1: and choose to read their comments. Marisol turning her personal
13:13
Speaker 1: brand into a business with an upcoming line called Cockies,
13:17
Speaker 1: which will consist of mixers for alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages.
13:21
Speaker 1: Alexeia jokes, you didn't make them makis for Leah, right.
13:27
Speaker 1: Everybody can boose it up as much as they want.
13:29
Speaker 1: I think they're funny together. I liked in the confession.
13:32
Speaker 1: I like them better together than their eyes. I thought
13:35
Speaker 1: it was cute. I do like them together. I think
13:37
Speaker 1: they're cute together. They bounce off each other together than apart.
13:40
Speaker 1: But you know, this is a girl, This is a
13:42
Speaker 1: housewife that's never going away, even you know she is away.
13:47
Speaker 1: And that's Jen Shaw she's doing. I guess Her manager
13:51
Speaker 1: says that she's working on a production titled The Real
13:54
Speaker 1: Housewives of Brian and I'm assuming that's the prison in
13:58
Speaker 1: Texas as she's in. Chris says she's still in the
14:01
Speaker 1: early phases as Jen's talking, taking time to cheat some
14:04
Speaker 1: of her crew how to read and write. Regardless, we're
14:07
Speaker 1: told the script revolves around the real life housewives residing
14:12
Speaker 1: in prison. You can't even make this ship up. But
14:16
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if this kid's done, I'm watching it because Okay,
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Speaker 1: so she's trying to do her own show out of prison.
14:23
Speaker 1: I mean, this girl's a hustler him us and around.
14:26
Speaker 1: I mean, what is there's that one show it's like
14:29
Speaker 1: locked up or like Women Who Kill or any poising there.
14:34
Speaker 1: I'd like to see her in Orange as the New
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Speaker 1: Black Um. But then also in gin News, Jim Shaw
14:40
Speaker 1: owes her attorney over one hundred and twenty four thousand
14:43
Speaker 1: and unpaid legal fees. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say
14:49
Speaker 1: he ain't getting that money. The law firm made several
14:52
Speaker 1: unsuccessful collection attempts, and Shaw was notified of her debts
14:56
Speaker 1: last month at a minimum security federal prison and Brian,
14:59
Speaker 1: Texas is where she's serving six and a half years
15:02
Speaker 1: for Peters Sikes. Okay, this next one is a doozy.
15:06
Speaker 1: It's bringing it back to Jersey. We knew we had
15:09
Speaker 1: our finger on the pulse that something was talked about
15:12
Speaker 1: it in our last episode about Rachel Fudha's husband's ex wife.
15:18
Speaker 1: She's not going to be happy, and I thought maybe,
15:21
Speaker 1: like maybe she doesn't watch well she does watch from prison. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: not Brian prison where Jen Shaw is but a prison
15:29
Speaker 1: in New Jersey. Yeah, so it says not my choice.
15:33
Speaker 1: Real Housewives New Jersey star Rachel Fudda's husband's John's imprisoned
15:37
Speaker 1: ex claims he banned her from visits with their son, Jaden.
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Speaker 1: Now The US Son can exclusively reveal Jaden's biological mother, Brittany,
15:47
Speaker 1: is an inmate and is currently serving prison time at
15:50
Speaker 1: a halfway house in Peterson, New Jersey. I've tried to
15:53
Speaker 1: get in touch with my son, but John won't let me.
15:55
Speaker 1: Seeing I've gone to prison, John has prevented me from
15:58
Speaker 1: speaking and seeing him whatsoever. This was not my choice.
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Speaker 1: The former bartender mentioned she saw Jaden periodically up until
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Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, before her last major arrest. She has been
16:09
Speaker 1: in and out of prison since June twenty eighteen, and
16:12
Speaker 1: said that each time she got out, she contacted John
16:14
Speaker 1: to see her son, but he refused. What this is
16:16
Speaker 1: telling me is this is a really sad situation. I
16:18
Speaker 1: don't even want to comment on it like it. It's
16:22
Speaker 1: obviously heartbreaking whatever it is that this woman is going through.
16:26
Speaker 1: I am glad that Jaden is in a safe, good place,
16:29
Speaker 1: but I also hope for healing for his mother because
16:35
Speaker 1: I don't know what chel show. Yeah, I'm sure Rachel
16:40
Speaker 1: at this point is like shit, I should have never
16:42
Speaker 1: said anything. It's kind of a new being mistake. You
16:44
Speaker 1: never know what you're gonna. You don't realize what you're gonna.
16:47
Speaker 1: What you say on camera is going to trickle down
16:50
Speaker 1: and affect other people that are not well. Show. None
16:53
Speaker 1: of us would have looked into finding out that this
16:56
Speaker 1: woman was in prison or at a halfway house had
16:59
Speaker 1: this not been a storyline, right, Oh, for sure, it
17:03
Speaker 1: wouldn't have happened. Um for sure. Okay, hey, by the way,
17:08
Speaker 1: when you put your hand up here and hit when
17:11
Speaker 1: you hit your you sound muffled for some reason. Real
17:14
Speaker 1: my end, on my end, I don't know if it's
17:16
Speaker 1: on your end. I mean, well, I haven't the Tom
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Speaker 1: Schwartz where I want to get your hands? Where's your handcuffs?
17:22
Speaker 1: Where's the handcuffs? You and ed when used last night?
17:25
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll just tie myself up with this. Oh
17:42
Speaker 1: my god, so ultimate girls trip, I mean PEPSI was
17:46
Speaker 1: clearly the star of the show, boxing, falling on his ass,
17:50
Speaker 1: kicking his heels in the hallway, and his shoe flies off.
17:55
Speaker 1: He was more entertaining all the way to the end
17:57
Speaker 1: when he started crying no because Giselle made Pepsi loses.
18:03
Speaker 1: But here a guy. It was sad at the end,
18:06
Speaker 1: but he was literally the star of the entire episode
18:10
Speaker 1: because I mean, I don't know sexy PEPs out with something,
18:15
Speaker 1: but I mean, we love Pepsi, but I really need
18:17
Speaker 1: to talk to you about something here and I'm worked up. Okay,
18:22
Speaker 1: not only is Lea on her period, oh my gosh,
18:25
Speaker 1: you hear about it again, so has diarrhea, yet she
18:29
Speaker 1: foregoes underwear and where's pants or skirt or whatever it is?
18:34
Speaker 1: With cutouts next to the butt? Make it makes sense?
18:39
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense if I had the runs and
18:41
Speaker 1: on on my period, the last thing I'd be doing
18:43
Speaker 1: is going commandosolutely not because sometimes you know what happens
18:50
Speaker 1: when you're on the run. Well, what if you did
18:52
Speaker 1: a little toot? That's what I say. Sometimes I don't know.
18:57
Speaker 1: I also want to know the temperature it is, if
18:59
Speaker 1: you guy it's ninety degrees that they said it was
19:02
Speaker 1: ninety degrees, but I'm assuming the humidity is probably at
19:05
Speaker 1: one hundred. It reminds me a lot of when we
19:07
Speaker 1: filmed in Bali, you literally would walk outside and just sweat.
19:11
Speaker 1: I mean, these poor girls, like you can see the
19:13
Speaker 1: sweat tripping off of them. Well. I also rumor has
19:17
Speaker 1: it that people can faint from lack of attention, And
19:21
Speaker 1: you think that's what happened with Leah. I don't know.
19:25
Speaker 1: I mean, I think she's probably is feeling shitty, but like,
19:29
Speaker 1: I just need a little bit of enjoyable person, because
19:33
Speaker 1: she was enjoyable on this podcast. She was funny, she
19:36
Speaker 1: didn't take herself too seriously. I have some suggestions. I
19:40
Speaker 1: have some suggestions for Peacock. Where are you aware that too?
19:45
Speaker 1: When you hire these housewives, make sure that they're not
19:49
Speaker 1: going to be on their period when they're filming for
19:51
Speaker 1: Ultimate Girl's Trip. If they are, then they got to pass.
19:54
Speaker 1: Because I don't want are about somebody's period. I don't
19:57
Speaker 1: want to see somebody moody. I don't want to know
19:59
Speaker 1: about their the runs that she she had, they have,
20:02
Speaker 1: I just don't want to hear it. I also wonder
20:05
Speaker 1: if there is an option to have just like a
20:08
Speaker 1: Sober Girl's Trip, because there's women that whether they're sober
20:12
Speaker 1: because they don't drink at all. Um, but like aren't
20:16
Speaker 1: in recovery. They just aren't drinkers. Like I don't think
20:18
Speaker 1: Margaret drinks like you could. Yeah, fun, she's fun. I
20:24
Speaker 1: understand that Candy doesn't drink. My point is you could
20:27
Speaker 1: do a girls trip that has no alcohol in it,
20:30
Speaker 1: and then if we are still the pits, then we know. Okay.
20:35
Speaker 1: Next thing, um, Candice, regarding Giselle, what about when she
20:40
Speaker 1: goes you have nothing to offer but long necks and
20:43
Speaker 1: stovepipe legs? What is what is a stovepipe leg? I
20:48
Speaker 1: think just a big like there's no movement, like it's
20:52
Speaker 1: like you have cankles, like there's no it's like this,
20:56
Speaker 1: like there's no dimension, like it doesn't go okay, So yeah,
21:01
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? I mean just like this before? Well,
21:07
Speaker 1: actually it's like stove pipe legs are about that big
21:10
Speaker 1: and about that big round. At least they are a
21:12
Speaker 1: wolf on her. What wolf? You're a wolf? Yeah? The
21:18
Speaker 1: stove oven? Oh oh I get it cooking humor. I
21:24
Speaker 1: don't know. I wouldn't know. You have no idea. Oh
21:27
Speaker 1: my gosh, okay, I didn't know what you were talking about. Totally.
21:30
Speaker 1: Who servador wolf sub zero? Any of those make Yeah, okay,
21:38
Speaker 1: that's good. I know. Oh my god. Well, PEPSI did
21:42
Speaker 1: his best to get the girls boxing, and um most
21:46
Speaker 1: of them were like, no, not doing it. But Leah
21:51
Speaker 1: I know, but I'll tell you Leah and Whitney they
21:55
Speaker 1: killed it. They look like they were really good. I
21:59
Speaker 1: know that there went out and put it like they
22:01
Speaker 1: put on the outfits, the whole thing. She didn't kill
22:04
Speaker 1: it though, so but she tried. She gets to a
22:06
Speaker 1: for effort. Leah. I know boxes because I follow her
22:08
Speaker 1: on Instagram and she's always got that boxer guy with
22:11
Speaker 1: her and films it and stuff. But Whitney, boy, she's
22:15
Speaker 1: not somebody to mess with. Now Whitney's starting to come around.
22:19
Speaker 1: I did like how Whitney said, listen, I need to
22:21
Speaker 1: stop this whole Heather thing and try to build relationships
22:24
Speaker 1: with the other girls, which I hope is happening. But
22:26
Speaker 1: then they all talk about how they're going to start
22:28
Speaker 1: having fun. But then Giselle, I'm sorry the way that
22:34
Speaker 1: she was talking to production. Ship that ship to Giselle,
22:40
Speaker 1: because that class that is the whole bottle it really
22:45
Speaker 1: by the way, I didn't like, I have the big
22:47
Speaker 1: one and the little one, do you do you keep them?
22:53
Speaker 1: I don't even keep these bottles. Eddie was my pee
22:57
Speaker 1: as a joke. Yeah, this one still has a seal
23:00
Speaker 1: on it, but this one Eddie got for his birthday,
23:02
Speaker 1: which he doesn't really drink alcohol. So I'm just here
23:06
Speaker 1: to tell you that if PEPSI could figure out to
23:08
Speaker 1: get KFC, I'm sure there's a way to figure out
23:10
Speaker 1: to get another Bottom Classics. I mean, Giselle did everything
23:16
Speaker 1: she could to produce this show, this episode, but like
23:20
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous, like you know,
23:23
Speaker 1: suspect one, suspect. I mean, she made such a huge
23:27
Speaker 1: deal about this, like it's really like nothing's going on,
23:30
Speaker 1: So here's Giselle to the rescue. I'm gonna make a
23:33
Speaker 1: big deal out of nothing. Well it's because there was
23:36
Speaker 1: no husbands around to accuse of anything, so she's got
23:39
Speaker 1: to accuse one of the women of theft. Well she is,
23:42
Speaker 1: she likes to accuse people of things. But the thing
23:46
Speaker 1: I don't understand is like one, if I was Candiss,
23:51
Speaker 1: I would have been like, just go on my fucking
23:52
Speaker 1: room already, like shut so I don't have to hear
23:55
Speaker 1: you do this anymore. Go on my room. But that's
23:59
Speaker 1: my figure around you would you allow you would allow
24:02
Speaker 1: somebody go in your room and didays? I have nothing
24:05
Speaker 1: in my room? Like, what are people gonna see? Like?
24:09
Speaker 1: But I think she did it out of principal, Like, no,
24:12
Speaker 1: I didn't steal your ship. You're not going through my room.
24:15
Speaker 1: I'm not buying into this bullshit. That's what how I
24:18
Speaker 1: took it as Candice. Candice did not steal the bottle.
24:21
Speaker 1: Do you think we're gonna find out who stole the bottle? No?
24:25
Speaker 1: But I just think I was like, I don't care,
24:27
Speaker 1: and I don't want to see a full season, a
24:29
Speaker 1: full episode about the stupid bottle and plus yours l
24:32
Speaker 1: I have yet to even see you drunk. So if
24:35
Speaker 1: you're gonna be this worked up about a bottle, you
24:37
Speaker 1: better be coming out swinging next week and having fun
24:40
Speaker 1: and being drunk and be sloppy and do all the things.
24:42
Speaker 1: Because the thing that confuses me is she's like, the
24:46
Speaker 1: bottle was on the yacht. That was like two or
24:48
Speaker 1: three episodes ago, wasn't it so three days prior? Soay,
24:52
Speaker 1: she hasn't had a drink in three days? No, they
24:55
Speaker 1: had it at home. They were drinking that night and
24:58
Speaker 1: she said, I know, wasn't that was the nine drinks
25:00
Speaker 1: and not yet, but that's that was a few episodes ago,
25:04
Speaker 1: so she hasn't had a drink since then, who knows.
25:08
Speaker 1: But also I'm sure they can find you more. But
25:11
Speaker 1: what I particularly didn't like wasn't necessarily that she was
25:13
Speaker 1: grilling all the women. It was when they showed production
25:16
Speaker 1: and how she was talking to production. That's what I
25:19
Speaker 1: don't like, because I do feel like when I was
25:24
Speaker 1: on the show, production was like whether it was it
25:29
Speaker 1: didn't always do me any favors, Like they were my friends,
25:32
Speaker 1: and like I just couldn't imagine talking to them that way. Right, Yeah,
25:37
Speaker 1: I'll just leave them alone and leave Candice alone. Jeez,
25:40
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is with this these girls.
25:43
Speaker 1: We met her. She's sweet, she's nice, she's always been supportive,
25:46
Speaker 1: always been a great girl. So Chris, her husband amazing.
25:50
Speaker 1: Why do they keep picking on her? Well, I don't know.
25:55
Speaker 1: I don't think hanging with Leah is doing any of
25:57
Speaker 1: her any favors. I think once she once Leah goes,
26:01
Speaker 1: whatever happens, I think this is problem. Whatever the fainting
26:05
Speaker 1: thing happened, I feel like now it'll force Candice to
26:09
Speaker 1: become friends with somebody else, hopefully Whitney or someone because
26:12
Speaker 1: Whitney had a good moment this episode when they were
26:15
Speaker 1: in the van and she calls Heather out for saying
26:18
Speaker 1: things in the van rather than in the moment. I
26:20
Speaker 1: thought that was great. That was good because the way
26:23
Speaker 1: that Heather's acting, Um, even the Pickney girls are embarrassed
26:29
Speaker 1: by Heather's reaction, Like I'm like, this is like you've
26:33
Speaker 1: got a chill on the fan girling. I'm just happy
26:35
Speaker 1: anyone's talking about me, even if it's even if the
26:39
Speaker 1: popular girls say something mean about me. They can call
26:42
Speaker 1: me fat and ugly, and I still like, it's like, really,
26:45
Speaker 1: do you not like? Please like and honestly try to
26:51
Speaker 1: get to know them then instead of just talking I
26:53
Speaker 1: don't know. And then but clearly, once she's had a
26:55
Speaker 1: couple of drinks and then she's in the car, she
26:58
Speaker 1: had a whole hell of a lot of thing. Heather's
27:01
Speaker 1: one of those girls that's friends with a friend she's with, Yeah,
27:04
Speaker 1: she will, she's gonna do. She's gonna try to relate
27:07
Speaker 1: it about you and talk to you and talk shit
27:09
Speaker 1: about me like she's She's just that girl. And I
27:12
Speaker 1: think Giselle nailed it when she's like, I don't believe
27:14
Speaker 1: anything she says, because I don't either. Do you do
27:17
Speaker 1: you believe that Porsha throws passive aggressive shade or is
27:21
Speaker 1: that just the wife I think? I mean, I mean,
27:24
Speaker 1: like example, naming the team poor Leah, I thought that.
27:29
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't think that was even shade.
27:32
Speaker 1: I think that was just kind of being an asshole,
27:33
Speaker 1: Like of all the names you could have said, I
27:36
Speaker 1: don't know why you would say poor Leah. Like, but
27:39
Speaker 1: I think it's just one of those housewife opportunities to
27:41
Speaker 1: cause a little drama. Yeah, but I don't know that
27:45
Speaker 1: she needed to pick Leah in that in that instant.
27:48
Speaker 1: But I mean, truthfully, I don't think, Oh we got
27:51
Speaker 1: to talk about the Instagram picture that was shade to
27:55
Speaker 1: not tag for sure? For sure that was like, yeah,
28:01
Speaker 1: the fact that she tagged everybody else but those two
28:05
Speaker 1: and then goes, oh, well, it's because you guys just
28:10
Speaker 1: want my followers, which is why you want to be tagged.
28:12
Speaker 1: I agreed with Candice here because Candid's like, it's not
28:15
Speaker 1: about the followers, it's you know, drama is going to
28:18
Speaker 1: surround that yeah, because they know that the people like
28:21
Speaker 1: us are gonna see the post and go, oh, we
28:23
Speaker 1: can see who's not getting along. But I don't. It
28:27
Speaker 1: is not cyber bullying, that's no. No. I think that
28:30
Speaker 1: she's the words bullying altogether. Let's stop. Let's stop me
28:33
Speaker 1: and girls, let's stop bullying. These are the shows that
28:36
Speaker 1: are watching. This is what's happening. Also, how are you
28:39
Speaker 1: allowed to post anyway? You're not even supposed to be
28:42
Speaker 1: posting on these trips? Did you post when you were
28:44
Speaker 1: on Girls Trip? I don't think I did. My phone
28:46
Speaker 1: was literally in my room ninety five percent of the
28:49
Speaker 1: time because we were so busy, and I hate more
28:52
Speaker 1: than anything to be filming and have somebody sit there texting,
28:55
Speaker 1: Like who told Candice that the outfit that she was
29:00
Speaker 1: wearing when she tried it on in Thailand was ugly?
29:02
Speaker 1: That actually Marisa poopy pants because she put it on
29:09
Speaker 1: over her other out Yeah. And then um, they went
29:12
Speaker 1: to a weed shop. How original we did that an
29:15
Speaker 1: Ultimate Girl's Trip too, We went to a dispensary, got weed.
29:21
Speaker 1: Well they all better come out more fun and high then,
29:24
Speaker 1: because this this episode was the pits for me. I mean,
29:27
Speaker 1: I definitely blamed Jesselt for breaking Pepsi. Poor Pepsi. I mean,
29:30
Speaker 1: it literally broke my heart to see him cry. Like
29:34
Speaker 1: really he's like and he's like, I'm over the ship.
29:36
Speaker 1: How many more days do I have left? He's like,
29:39
Speaker 1: poor Pepsi. He probably just was drinking the bottle, and like,
29:43
Speaker 1: maybe they finished the bottle and maybe he didn't know
29:45
Speaker 1: you're supposed to keep it, and he just got rid
29:47
Speaker 1: of it. You're not you don't have to keep it.
29:49
Speaker 1: It's not that big of a deal. It's not worth
29:51
Speaker 1: any but what also, what was she gonna do bring
29:53
Speaker 1: it home? That's why understand Oh I got so annoying.
29:57
Speaker 1: It was just a very stupid storyline. Do you think
30:02
Speaker 1: that do you think Pepsi stole the bottle? I don't
30:05
Speaker 1: think Pepsi stole the bottle. I think that they probably
30:08
Speaker 1: finished the bottle and when the bottle was empty, they
30:11
Speaker 1: tossed it out probably or I hope, I hope they
30:16
Speaker 1: find it in someone's room. Well, do you think it
30:18
Speaker 1: could be in Whitney's room? Did you see when she
30:20
Speaker 1: got home in the Sprinter she ran inside, claiming she
30:24
Speaker 1: had to go the bathroom. Did she go to her
30:27
Speaker 1: room and move the bottle. Who knows Whitney. This is
30:32
Speaker 1: like clue, Whitney, Whitney, do you have the bottle? You
30:35
Speaker 1: are suspectable one according to I mean, honestly, we make
30:39
Speaker 1: fun of Giselle for making storyline, but look we're sitting
30:42
Speaker 1: here talking about it, well because it's the only thing
30:45
Speaker 1: to talk about from this episode. The only other thing
30:48
Speaker 1: to talk about would be Leah who fainted. But this
30:51
Speaker 1: is par for the course of how Leah has been
30:54
Speaker 1: this entire Girl's trap, right, Well, I thought Leah was
30:58
Speaker 1: going to the hospital. Well that's coming next obviously. I
31:03
Speaker 1: thought she was like day three in the hospital, is
31:05
Speaker 1: what I heard. So you can never believe what you hear.
31:08
Speaker 1: There could be day three, she could be home resting
31:12
Speaker 1: and then would do whatever they're they're on day five.
31:16
Speaker 1: Oh well you never know. So it's not from the
31:20
Speaker 1: elephant poop, is what we learned. Yeah, and I think
31:22
Speaker 1: that Whitney needs to get involved a little bit more.
31:27
Speaker 1: I know, I think more involved this episode, but I
31:30
Speaker 1: want to see more Whitney. But who was Whitney has
31:33
Speaker 1: to Whitney and Candice. This is my thing that I
31:36
Speaker 1: think Whitney and Candice need to align. They have similar
31:39
Speaker 1: type like personalities. If they both just let go and
31:43
Speaker 1: start having fun, then maybe it'll carry on that like,
31:48
Speaker 1: because right now it's the cool girls, which is Giselle,
31:56
Speaker 1: Marisol and Alexia Alexia those they're like, who's Whitney. Who's
32:03
Speaker 1: Whitney really hanging out with She's not. She's lurking around
32:08
Speaker 1: Heather trying to continue that storyline, which we don't care
32:11
Speaker 1: about anymore. So she needs to step in now that
32:14
Speaker 1: she's probably not been hanging out with Candas because Cannas
32:16
Speaker 1: is always with Leah. I need those two episodes they have,
32:20
Speaker 1: but I think they're contract for six, so next week
32:24
Speaker 1: might be the last unless they got seven. I don't know.
32:28
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we're gonna need them to bring it.
32:30
Speaker 1: So what else happened? Well at the very end, but
32:34
Speaker 1: the very end, we got some Candice being Candice at
32:38
Speaker 1: the end, screaming at Chizelle by Greenhoe with your green ass.
32:42
Speaker 1: You're green with envy and rage with bitterness, and you're
32:46
Speaker 1: acting like a Karen. The shade that comes off that
32:51
Speaker 1: girl's tongue, I mean, you got it. It's effortless for her.
32:54
Speaker 1: I need her to start writing lines for me. She
32:57
Speaker 1: should be a writer's but she should be more her
33:01
Speaker 1: list of things you can do. She's very booked up.
33:04
Speaker 1: But I mean that that was kind of the entire episode.
33:07
Speaker 1: The fan thoughts are exactly like us. We just want
33:12
Speaker 1: them to have some fun serious in Giselle a fucking bottle.
33:17
Speaker 1: I know Leah, and I've said I said this a
33:20
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Giselle needs to stop trying to
33:23
Speaker 1: be a producer, and if you're going to be a producer,
33:26
Speaker 1: step it up a little bit because we don't care
33:29
Speaker 1: about the bottle storyline at all. Well, they obviously didn't
33:33
Speaker 1: have anything else, so I mean, if it wasn't for her,
33:35
Speaker 1: I guess they would not have That episode would be nothing.
33:38
Speaker 1: The only thing would have been Leah fainting. I will
33:42
Speaker 1: I will tell you just from my own experience of
33:44
Speaker 1: being on the show, it's hard to film. I thought
33:48
Speaker 1: at first was because I was off for a year,
33:51
Speaker 1: but I think really what it is is when you
33:53
Speaker 1: go into this group and you don't know these girls,
33:57
Speaker 1: it's hard to be yourself like you want them to
33:59
Speaker 1: like you, and you don't know enough about them, and
34:01
Speaker 1: you're trying it's it's difficult. It's not as it's like
34:04
Speaker 1: middle school. Yeah, it's not as easy as high school.
34:07
Speaker 1: And when you're on a housewife show, Yeah no, I
34:11
Speaker 1: get it. You'll you'll find out, we'll see, we'll see um.
34:17
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's it guys. Um. And then we are
34:20
Speaker 1: back again on Monday with Mauricio. Yeah. So sending any
34:26
Speaker 1: questions that you have for either of them to us
34:29
Speaker 1: over on the two Teas in a Pod Instagram and Tamera,
34:33
Speaker 1: I am off piece out, I'm jealous. Bye bye