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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 17th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of his program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
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  Speaker 5: That this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 7: M good morning, everybody, Saint Patti's Day.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's March seventeenth, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 7: That is Greg Gory hoywood there is it's a hoy hoy.
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  Speaker 5: What's the what's the like an Irish breedsh hoy? Top
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  Speaker 5: of the Morning, the morning.
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  Speaker 4: It's just.
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  Speaker 7: There's there's menace. His last name is Mick Murray. This
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  Speaker 7: is your day.
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  Speaker 4: To get down.
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  Speaker 5: Some of my favorite memories are on St. Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: We had a really fun broadcast one time where we
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  Speaker 8: got really really drunk.
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  Speaker 4: We got ripped and then he got lost, right.
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  Speaker 5: I got lost in the woods.
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  Speaker 8: I also tweeted at Jimmy Foullen that day and then
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  Speaker 8: he called into the show for like an hour live.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a friend Tony fell asleep on a chair and
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  Speaker 4: then fell out.
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  Speaker 7: Cool it fell backwards out of the chair.
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  Speaker 5: I've been in Ireland on St.
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  Speaker 8: Patrick's Yeah, and I had a Sherrock shake And why do.
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  Speaker 4: You to tell you before you go to because I've
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  Speaker 4: been to Ireland on St. Patrick's Day too, and they
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  Speaker 4: tell you, oh, yeah, they don't really care about it,
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  Speaker 4: really dublin, like you can't even squeeze a piece of
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  Speaker 4: paper between the crowd.
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  Speaker 5: I was so drunk.
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  Speaker 4: But here's here's a question.
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  Speaker 7: Do they care about it or the bapple who are
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  Speaker 7: going there as tourists they care about it? And then
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  Speaker 7: so that's a very valid So the tourism board or
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  Speaker 7: whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, there was a lot of locals when
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  Speaker 4: I was there, Yeah, because we had a like.
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  Speaker 7: It's like sink too Mexico don't care about to Maya,
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  Speaker 7: all right, restaurants the Mexican restaurants a.
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  Speaker 8: Little bit because dude, I was at a resort speaking
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  Speaker 8: of Mexico on fourth of July and they made it
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  Speaker 8: all fourth of July there on the resort.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, I got something on that. Here in just
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  Speaker 7: a second, let me get through the intro. So menace,
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  Speaker 7: we got next Ginograd Sea Bass. There's Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 7: We got Vaughn he's our little Leprechaun, Von the Leprechaun.
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  Speaker 7: We got dumbass Tyler, we got bored, we got Menji
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  Speaker 7: phones are open eight seven seven forty four. He sent
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  Speaker 7: us a text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: So here we go. Every year March seventeenth, Americans go
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  Speaker 7: all out with green, from dressing in the color head
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  Speaker 7: to toad eating and drinking stuff in the same uh
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  Speaker 7: shade while cheering for parades share rocks in hand. While
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  Speaker 7: Saint Patrick'sday celebrates the patron saint of Ireland, this isn't
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  Speaker 7: the same way they celebrate in Ireland. Turns out some
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  Speaker 7: of our favorite traditions for the holiday aren't Irish at all.
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  Speaker 7: No way, These are some of the Saint Patrick's Day
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  Speaker 7: celebrations that actually got started here in the US. Number
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  Speaker 7: one praise, because man do we love praise?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, praide all right.
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  Speaker 7: One of the most festive ways to enjoy the spirit
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  Speaker 7: of the holiday is with a parade featuring pipe and
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  Speaker 7: drum bands while traditional garb, honoring Irish culture. But the
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  Speaker 7: prey tradition didn't begin in Ireland. The first Saint Patrick's
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  Speaker 7: Day parade was March seventeenth, seventeen sixty two in Manhattan,
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  Speaker 7: when Irish soldiers stationed with the British troops. They held
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  Speaker 7: a procession. Dublin didn't have their first preyed until nineteen
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  Speaker 7: thirty one. Still back White seventeen sixty two.
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  Speaker 4: I like what Jim Gaffigan says about praise, Like, hey, son,
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  Speaker 4: let's go watch old people who we don't know walk.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay. Also Saint Patrick's Day celebration, since that got
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  Speaker 7: started here in the US. Corned beef and cabbage.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's not really yeah them, It's not.
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  Speaker 7: Really a traditional Irish Saint Patrick's Day meal. It's what
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  Speaker 7: the struggling Irish immigrants started eating in New York City
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  Speaker 7: because it was cheaper than the ham and cabbage that
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  Speaker 7: they commonly ate back in Ireland, and it just soon
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  Speaker 7: became a staple in immigrant households.
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  Speaker 4: Sam and cabbage, ham and cabbage.
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  Speaker 7: Green beer that reeks of America is so lam Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: the green beer, the bagels, stuff like that. Yeah, drinking
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  Speaker 7: a beer that's a bright shade of green would be
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  Speaker 7: a weird really on any day except March seventeenth, And
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  Speaker 7: it began happening in the US more than a century earlier.
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  Speaker 7: Started back in nineteen fourteen at a social club in
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  Speaker 7: the Bronx. This Irish immigrant came up with the idea,
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  Speaker 7: and yeah, he wanted everything to be green when he
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  Speaker 7: threw this party, and he got him to die the
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  Speaker 7: beer first, you know, green, and that's.
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  Speaker 4: It just took all.
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  Speaker 9: You know, other holidays should steal that, because it would
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  Speaker 9: be very easy to make blue beer, right, black beer,
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  Speaker 9: red beer.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but in those days, he was probably like, let's
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  Speaker 10: use this like plutonium, like they've probably killed everybody, like
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  Speaker 10: god goes what they were actually using.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were using asbestos to recreate snow for the
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  Speaker 7: for the Wizard of Yeah, and then dyeing a river
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  Speaker 7: green like they do in Chicago. Yeah, you know that's
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  Speaker 7: has nothing to do with Ireland. But that began back
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  Speaker 7: in nineteen sixty two when the Chicago Plumbers Union decided
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  Speaker 7: to dump one hundred pounds of die into the river
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  Speaker 7: for the holiday. Still a very big crowd pleaser.
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  Speaker 4: Well you lived in Chicago. How long does it take
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  Speaker 4: for that to dissipate?
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  Speaker 7: Uh, display doesn't take that doesn't because the river just
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  Speaker 7: keeps flowing day.
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  Speaker 11: The fishing does it, ki, They do it, love it
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  Speaker 11: so they so they'll have the boats and they'll like
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  Speaker 11: start dumping it into the river and they start doing
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  Speaker 11: the like a like a snake kind of back and
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  Speaker 11: forth motion as they go down the river and then
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  Speaker 11: the river does that and then the parade kind of
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  Speaker 11: comes like behind it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, cool, yeah, screen for a few hours.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not like it's doesn't last a super long time.
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  Speaker 7: I don't remember exactly how long it lasted, but it
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  Speaker 7: was long enough for the for the parade and pray
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  Speaker 7: you know that comes up. But it's also non toxic guys,
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  Speaker 7: so yeah, you know one of the the environment.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, the fish like to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. Although
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  Speaker 7: I gotta say, like every year we get asked to
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  Speaker 7: do like a broadcast for Saint Patrick's Day at a bar,
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  Speaker 7: at a bar, and it just seems to the morning, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: they go, let's go out there first thing in the
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  Speaker 7: morning and do a morning broadcast from a bar. And
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  Speaker 7: it's like, I'm sure as most there are a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people that will go out, but I would say
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  Speaker 7: the majority of people have places to be. Kids got
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  Speaker 7: to get to school. Yeah, you got to get to
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  Speaker 7: your job so you can afford to have beer, period
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  Speaker 7: and a roof over your head. So it's like you
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  Speaker 7: can't just take the day off and you know, go
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  Speaker 7: drinking all day?
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  Speaker 10: Who is the cross section of humanity that gets to
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  Speaker 10: go to a bar when it opens in the morning
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  Speaker 10: on Saint Patrick's.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, But I do wonder that from time to time,
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  Speaker 7: Like if you're out at a random time and there's
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  Speaker 7: a bunch of people out on a time that's normally
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  Speaker 7: for work, where people are in school, and you go,
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  Speaker 7: where are all these people going?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I know what I'm daily, but they.
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  Speaker 4: Say the same thing about you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right right.
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  Speaker 4: But if they pulled me over and asked me, I
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  Speaker 4: would have an answer for them, where are you going?
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  Speaker 7: So whatever you guy going on today? Happy Saint Patty's Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: Patty pa dB Patty Patty's day, even though it's Saint
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  Speaker 7: Patrick and you would think it'd be patt like Patty,
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  Speaker 7: but Patty, it's different. Yeah, you got it. It's like
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  Speaker 7: daylight saving sounds wrong. Yeah, it's one thing that sounds
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  Speaker 7: looks wrong.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds wrong.
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  Speaker 10: They don't like it when you say Patty.
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  Speaker 7: Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text
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  Speaker 7: over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna take
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  Speaker 7: a quick break. We'll get some more Woodies show Birthday's
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  Speaker 7: Porn a birthday coming up next hang on.
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  Speaker 8: Woody Show, Corona, California, this Friday, March twentieth. What's going on?
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  Speaker 8: Everybody has meta. I'm gonna be at Vaughn's in Corona
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  Speaker 8: on Magnolia from three to five pm doing a bunch
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  Speaker 8: of giveaways for the Woody Show After Hours Takeover. So
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  Speaker 8: I'd love to see you there get your chance to win.
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  Speaker 8: All you gotta do is show up. I'll give you
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  Speaker 8: a raffle ticket and if your number gets pulled, you're
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  Speaker 8: gonna make it to the Woody Show After Hours Takeover. Also,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you other ways how you can enter
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  Speaker 8: a win on site this Friday, Vaughn's, Corona, California, three
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  Speaker 8: to five pm.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see you though.
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  Speaker 13: Oh you want to play Psycho Killer?
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  Speaker 12: Can I be the helpless victim? No?
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  Speaker 13: Please don't kill me, mister ghost face. I want to
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  Speaker 13: be the sequel.
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  Speaker 12: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if it's gonna help any buddy feel
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  Speaker 7: better about it right now, But if you try to
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  Speaker 7: get tickets for Metallica at the Sphere in Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 7: they do realize that it was like it was some
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  Speaker 7: kind of record that was set with people buying tickets
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  Speaker 7: or try buy tickets or something, and it was as
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  Speaker 7: you can imagine a disaster, Taylor Swift like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it was. It was a big pain in
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  Speaker 5: the ass a lot of people in the queue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But James Hadfield has come out and said that, you know,
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  Speaker 7: they are working with their ticketing partners to try to
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  Speaker 7: have this all sets of the next time around, which
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  Speaker 7: leads me to believe they're going to be adding more
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  Speaker 7: Sphere dates because they are playing these like residencies at
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  Speaker 7: the Sphere.
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  Speaker 8: Why wouldn't why would you even or not everyone? I
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  Speaker 8: mean everyone already kisses your butt anyways. But when you're
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  Speaker 8: at a casino, like you get anything and everything you want.
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  Speaker 4: That's not a casino, right, So this fear is not.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm sure they're saying it's part of the
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  Speaker 8: Venetian So this fear is part of the right.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea about that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought it was like a ton in the
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was just like an independent bangal thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's connected to it, So I'm sure that's
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  Speaker 8: what we'll be saying.
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  Speaker 5: And then yeah, everyone like caters to everything you want.
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  Speaker 4: The easiest gig ever.
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  Speaker 9: I've always heard this about like you show up to Vegas,
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  Speaker 9: you get calmed this and blah blah blah for that.
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  Speaker 9: How do I get into that club? How do I
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  Speaker 9: get into the oh hey so? Which like a free ticket.
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  Speaker 4: To the Don't you have to gamble away a ton
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  Speaker 4: of one?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: You do have to be a high roller gambler to
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  Speaker 8: get to show up with the money. But my friends
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  Speaker 8: do have those credit cards that all the points go to, uh,
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  Speaker 8: you know, hotels and stuff like that, and they get
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  Speaker 8: comps out of it. My friend has a Hilton card
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  Speaker 8: and every single dollar goes through the Hilton card and
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  Speaker 8: he gets Even.
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  Speaker 7: When I am sitting at a slot machine, which I
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  Speaker 7: very rarely do, the waitress chick doesn't even come around.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever got anything this magical layer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I've never been to. Yeah, everyone, I'm not at it.
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  Speaker 10: But guess what there is other James Hetfield news. He
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  Speaker 10: is having a great year.
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  Speaker 7: I heard about this. What do you think about this?
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  Speaker 6: Greg?
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  Speaker 7: I know how particularly you are about engagements.
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  Speaker 10: Yea, this might be a no Babor eye roll for
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  Speaker 10: Greg because he got engaged to his girlfriend Adriana Gillette.
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  Speaker 5: Awesome.
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  Speaker 4: The Gellette like the Razor Gillettes.
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  Speaker 10: No, I think it's missing an e on the end.
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  Speaker 10: But he proposed to her during a scuba diving trip,
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  Speaker 10: so they were underwater, and then he held up a
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  Speaker 10: sign that just said Adriana, will you marry me? And
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  Speaker 10: then she held the remember me, and she held up
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  Speaker 10: the box, the little ring box and gave a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 10: The show Yes, so yeah, they posted about it. Well,
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  Speaker 10: she said, it's the best birthday surprise.
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  Speaker 5: Swimming with whale. That's cool.
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  Speaker 4: It's different.
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  Speaker 5: It's cool.
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  Speaker 4: It's just the two of them. I mean there's probably
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  Speaker 4: other people around.
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  Speaker 10: And I mean thumbs up is an appropriate response when
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  Speaker 10: you can't talk.
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  Speaker 4: I can't picture James Hetfield scuba.
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  Speaker 5: Dive with all the hair and the marriage exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's cool.
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  Speaker 10: Well, and then she said in a sea full of fish?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, would you like to take that back?
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  Speaker 4: He said that I let's.
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  Speaker 5: Go over to Menace. Yes, minutes what you got for
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  Speaker 5: us today?
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  Speaker 8: These photos pop up in your feed of the Oscar
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  Speaker 8: theater that was just full of trash or all the
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  Speaker 8: celebrities left pigs and I it was so bad that
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  Speaker 8: I did run it through AI just to say, is
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  Speaker 8: this a real.
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  Speaker 5: Photo or not.
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  Speaker 4: It was full of garbage.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, And it got me thinking, now, when you go
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  Speaker 8: to a movie theater, do you take your garbage out
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  Speaker 8: or do you just leave it? Of course, because I
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  Speaker 8: remember when I used to go for a when I
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  Speaker 8: was a kid, everybody used to just leave their garbage out.
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  Speaker 5: I think bringing your garbage out is kind of a
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  Speaker 5: new thing at movie theaters.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: I always bring my stuff always. Since you're a kid,
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  Speaker 5: what did you think?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just take that week?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: What do you think they have those giant trash cans for?
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  Speaker 8: I understand, and I believe that times have changed and
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  Speaker 8: people do mostly clean up after themselves. But I believe,
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  Speaker 8: unless I'm misremembering, people used to just leave their trash.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, popcorn spilled over everything?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Or you would put it on the floor and
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  Speaker 4: roll it down in front of Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So at the movie theater, I will pick up
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  Speaker 7: my stuff and take it with me and throw it
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  Speaker 7: away you know where.
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  Speaker 5: I don't do that at stadiums.
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  Speaker 7: Really, if I go to like a like a football game,
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  Speaker 7: leave it in the cup holder, because it's like a
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  Speaker 7: you know what, that's a great question.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know why it's different with this.
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  Speaker 13: I mean they're celebrities.
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  Speaker 14: They're probably used to people cleaning up after.
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  Speaker 4: They've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
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  Speaker 8: Was one photo that people believe that it's also puke,
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  Speaker 8: like somebody puked.
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  Speaker 7: It looks they probably like one potato chip. They had
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  Speaker 7: to throw it up because they have a they have
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  Speaker 7: an acceptance, they have an early call time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, google it, Google that photo.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta be staying hot. So you can send
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  Speaker 7: a photo through AI to ask if it's AI.
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you can do that, and you can also just
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  Speaker 8: like type in like, hey, is the photo of uh oscar?
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  Speaker 5: Mess?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a real? So?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 5: What mess would they have had?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 9: Apparently they all got little gift boxes with that were
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  Speaker 9: curated with Andy and Bocorn with a little thing of
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  Speaker 9: skinny pop, a little thing of Swedish fish and like
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  Speaker 9: a little on.
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  Speaker 5: The floor.
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  Speaker 7: And that's what those are the boxes, h Gregoria, what
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  Speaker 7: you gut?
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  Speaker 4: Well, speaking of the Oscars, the entire cast of Bridesmaids
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  Speaker 4: Bride'smaids was at the Oscars to present Best Original Score.
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  Speaker 7: That's a Greg's gone with the wind.
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  Speaker 4: It's awesome, appropriate that they're the Oscars and it was
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  Speaker 4: the fifteen year anniversary of Bridesmaids. Now what they should
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  Speaker 4: have done is given them like a retrospective. We were wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Here's your best picture, Oscar. Yes, that didn't happen, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 4: And one cast member from Bride'smaids was not there, and
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  Speaker 4: that is our legal best friend, Wendy McClendon Covey. She
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  Speaker 4: was the mom and the Goldbergs. And it's not because
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  Speaker 4: she didn't want to go. It's because she just got
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  Speaker 4: a neck lift.
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  Speaker 5: I know, no drama.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like, there's no drama. I just had a
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  Speaker 4: neck clift last week because I'm tired of looking like
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  Speaker 4: a mental uh melting candle.
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  Speaker 10: How much do you love that?
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  Speaker 4: I love this. Can't wear a scarf, you wear the face.
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  Speaker 10: It's like the Jacob Marley.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, so you're willing to tell people that you got
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  Speaker 7: a necklift, but like you just can't go out like, well,
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  Speaker 7: hey guys, yeah, I'm wearing the scarfs. I just got
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  Speaker 7: a necklift. I'll have the big reveal at another time.
• 15:21
  Speaker 10: Right to the Oscars, I wouldn't have done the necklift
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  Speaker 10: a month earlier.
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  Speaker 5: What I was thinking to time to sound right. Maybe
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: she didn't know she.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: Was well no, she's also on that Saint Dennis Medical
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: and so who knows what that shooting. So maybe they're like,
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: you couldn't do it a month ago.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I thought the timing was poor.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how Greg, how has your necklift gone?
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: It's I'm still waiting for it to tighten up. I
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: was told it would be and it wasn't a neck lift,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: just to be you know, precise, it was. I've already
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: forgotten what it was called. But they heat it up
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: the inside and that burn. Yeah, and uh oh it
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: was called face tight. Yeah, And I.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: Mean I told you before you even got it. But
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: like I don't, I don't see any difference.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I kind of don't yet. But they said to give
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: it six full months for the full.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: Because Greg is already really skinny to begin with, right
• 16:09
  Speaker 7: to the point. People, and every time we post a
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: picture of Greg, it's like, oh my god, Greg looks
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: so sick. Thank you, but like so your your face
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: and your neck and everything. It was already super thin.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: But my neck is like I have that old lady waddly.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Did you see it?
• 16:25
  Speaker 10: I mean I you saw it and a half from him,
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: So I know what he's talking about, but I do
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: think it's you.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: Know, like one of those people who aren't really fat.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: They'll go like, no, look and they start to like
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: the pinch it. Like nobody would have ever seen.
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: The point He's saying, I look so skinny everywhere else?
• 16:40
  Speaker 10: Why do I have a turkey neck?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: And then someday I'm gonna go full bore and get
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: the actual neck lift.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Do you look so I waste time weird at some
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: point just going full bore and not caring at all.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: That will never happen.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: Anymore, you know what I mean, and just become the
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: pig that I am sitting in my own film.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: No you say that, but you always kind of go
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: back and forth.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's now because I'm on camera and stuff
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: a lot. But like once, this job is no longer
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: a thing, and I'm like never in pictures or on camera.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: That's a whole different thing.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no more, Oh yeah, no, no, no more
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: dying my facial hair, Yeah, none of that.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll go full on silver.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: File old David Letterman.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, like just full fat ass. Are you still
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: doing that beard color called simpler? Yep, me too. It's
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: it's easy. It is way easier very Uh it doesn't
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: itch doesn't right, which is awesome, Gina grad What you got, Well,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: what else.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: I got is Lindsey Vaughn. Let's not forget about her.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: You know, she's pushing back against people telling her what
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: she should be doing. After the big crash, you know
• 17:43
  Speaker 10: and the Winter Olympics.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was really bad or she lost her leg
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: It left her with major leg injuries.
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so it was lost a leg.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: So in a post, she you know, she's forty one now,
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: she said she's focused on recovering. She's not ready to
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: talk about whether she'll return to skiing, but she said,
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: at my age, I am, I am the one who
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: decides my future. Because everybody's trying to, you know, get
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: her to say.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: If she's ever going back, you can go to Whistler
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: like anybody else can. All right, Like go there, have
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: a great time to have a nice like relaxing weekend
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: where you ski during the day and then now you
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: guys can cut up by the fire and drink hot
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: cocoa and good day hot buttered rooms and stuff like that.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: But like the days of competitive where you're you know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: flying down that hill at a billion miles an hour, like, well, yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: you've done.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Enough Woody to that. She says she doesn't like having
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: people tell her how to live her life.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: No one's telling you.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody's telling you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: But I don't need anyone's permission to do what makes
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: me happy.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: If you don't, feels like she's faking an antagonist as well.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it doesn't sound like anybody's telling her what to do.
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: I think people are legitimately concerned.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: What's next?
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly what you want.
• 18:51
  Speaker 10: She'll tell us when she's ready.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Time for Bert's and your day.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Goot show this Shimaray. We're going it's Shiverarday. We're gonna
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: sit page. She was like, it's shimaray, and you know
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  Speaker 4: we don't get.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: Happy birthday to Billy Corgan of the Smash Pumpkins. He's
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: fifty nine years old today. Gary Sonise Lieutenant Dan himself.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: He's done a lot of good for u. Yeah got yeah, veterans,
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: you know he's a Lieutenant Dan band and raises a
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: bunch of money. He's seventy one years old today. Rob
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Low is sixty two. The hipster alternative music artist Josier
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: is thirty six, Kurt Russell is seventy five. Ice T's
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: wife Coco Menace is forty seven. Rob Kardashian is thirty nine.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Retired UH soccer player Mia Hamm is fifty four. He
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: got Let's see Oh, TV's Patrick Duffy, Oh love Patrick Duffy's. Okay,
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: what wasn't that how they said it in UH? Was
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: it South Park or somewhere was like? TV is Patrick Duffie.
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: And also I was on a game sho called uh
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: Bingo America and TV's Patrick Duppy was the house.
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  Speaker 7: He was Bobby Leweing on a TV show kids called Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's seventy seven.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Step by Step two, John Boye, he.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Is uh in the Star Wars Charlie Finn. Oh, you
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: played Finn. He's thirty four years old today, and then
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: your partner birthday is Kiara Croft and today's birth through Girl.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: She's taken more shots of the face than a bar
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: full of alcoholics on Saint Patrick's Day. Three hundred and
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: sixty five fine films, including Ace in the Hole, she
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: was in, Stuffed in the Steam Room, Uncut Goat Volume one,
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: she was in Choked and Soaked volumes three and four.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: She was in Squirt Don't Swallow. She was also in
• 20:49
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  Speaker 7: three and then who can forget her Unfreedom role? And
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  Speaker 7: anal plug sales girl give the demonstration. Nice, you want
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: to see how it goes. That's Cairacroft, who is thirty
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: one years old today, and that's your born a birthday,
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: your celebrity birthdays. And that's a little look what's happening
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: around the world of entertainment here on the Woodies.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: Show, my favorite radio show, The Woody Show.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: You guys are amazing, especially Woody the wood Show.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: I just did a couple of things for you March
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: seventeen to court Saint Patrick's Day. If you covered that,
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: it's a national corn, beef and cabbage Day.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: How do you feel, hornay? I love guess is a
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: classic example of the name of time in your life
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: outside of today or this week. But you would ever
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: have corned be never more?
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: You don't ask me how many times a year I
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, like you know, like turkey
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: stuffing mashed potatoes, like that's a one siear thing cornby.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Passion there because I do like you you like, that's true.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: If I see corn beef hash on a on a menu,
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: I do get that. And you know what we say
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: that kind of Greg and I speaking of Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving,
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: we don't like the like the fresh cranberry.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Sauce, hate it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: We like we like that cheap garbage that comes in
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: the can.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Same thing with corn beef, corn beef hash, corn beef hash,
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: like the the cheaper the better. Really like the stuff
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: that comes out looking like alpo. That's that's the stuff
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: that I like.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Now, I don't know if I can agree with you
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: on that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: See I go to the other place.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: The other the other stuff is like too fancy where
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: it has like shredded pieces of them. I like it
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: where it's those perfectly squared off pieces of like potato. Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: and it's like there's like a layer of oil that
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: forms on the top of it, gelatinous, gelatinous.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: So I guess we won't have chef's woop make us
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: fresh corn beefash ever again then, because that's the sucky kind.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, look, that was fine.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: But if I'm giving a choice between the two, like
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: I would eat the fresh cranber if that was the
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: only thing that was there, because I do need turkey
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: and cranberry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: But what you would prefer a can opener be involved.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, Now do you eat just the preference? Do
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: you eat cabbage because you're a picky eater, like corn
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: befn cabbage?
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: You would oh yeah, well okay, So I come from
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: a family of pollocks and stuff, so they do a
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: lot of stuff cabbages.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: I didn't even know that corn beef was an Irish
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: thing until I was an adult.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: You just get it at the deli like bright, like salty.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, so good. I love that stuff. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: thought it was something different. When I glanced at the
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: list of the holidays, I thought it was ejaculation Day.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: It's evacuation Day, a quick glance, Today's National three D Day,
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: It's World Social Work Day and Doctor Patient Trust Day. Okay, yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: a couple things there. Uh oh, So there's a preview
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: clip of a new Larry David show. Oh yeah, it's
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: called Life Larry in the Pursuit of Happiness.
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: What it's about.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: It's an American history theme sketch comedy show.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, So the trailer that you can.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: See now that HBO Max just released. It's really funny.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: You know that classic photo of the sailor kissing the
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: girl like right in the middle of Times Square. So
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: it picks up right after that on VJ Day, right,
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: is that what it was called?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: It was called VJ Day or something like that. I know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: but on the on the is that correct? Yeah, nothing
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: to tell you over Japan day.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: So anyway, it picks up because you see the the
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: kiss and then here comes Larry David's character and he
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: walks up and he's like oh because he he looks
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: at this.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Woman who's like a nurse or whatever.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and he goes the Kisser's like hey, f off creep.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: And so it's a taking these like kind of like
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: iconic moments in history.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Okay, so there are the Times Square, VJ Day,
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: the sailors kissing the woman.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Now here comes Larry's character. He sees this. He's like, great,
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I guess we're all making out. He sees this woman.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: War is over. Everybodys hold their signs. They're celebrating, and
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: here's his cute nurse. He walks up to her. Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: tries to kiss her.
• 25:10
  Speaker 15: Starting whooz whoozle no, whozzle kidding me?
• 25:14
  Speaker 13: Was celebrated, was celebrated.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: What are you some kind of sick old man? Everybody's christing.
• 25:18
  Speaker 13: No, they're not, only you just purv.
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: What this girl?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, they tell what Johnny?
• 25:26
  Speaker 12: No?
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, you know Johnny Johnny just bothering you artists. Yeah, no, no, no,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Johnny Johnny. It's like how he sees this, like, oh cool,
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I guess we're all kissing.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty fast, pretty fun. Uh.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Ever, since the war and Iran started, ninety four percent
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: of the jokes by late night hosts have slammed the
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: US and its allies as opposed to UH, Iran or
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: other adversaries.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I thought that was an interesting step. Access Hollywood has
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: been canceled, you guys after nearly thirty years. Yeah, that's
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: pretty gonna do.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: I can't breathe, I know, I don't know. I'm I've
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: always been more of an entertainment tonight guy. Oh there
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: you go, and k Yeah, Peru's Access.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what was the name?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: You remember that show?
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: A current affair?
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Didn't show didn't but that before the Morey Show. Before
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: he started doing maternity tests and stuff.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: And then there was hard copies.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: Yes, let's see Sharon Michelle Sarah Michelle Geller has announced
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: over the weekend that Hulu has scrapped that Buffy the
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Vampire Slayer reboot. You guys, reboots, Like, there's got to
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: be some other ideas, right there are besides just rebooting
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: old stuff.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: All the time?
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: I have ideas, do yah, Like, what give me an
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: idea for a show?
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: A dog with superpowers? Dog superpower but French bulldog, but
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: French bulldog. Okay, you guys, can you know what you
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: would like the power to do? Breathe breathe, Yeah, that's
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: that's a big for this French sheet has a superpower.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: It can breathe on would like to reproduce. Yeah, not
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: breathing anymore.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Longtime Motorhead guitarist Phil Campbell he died over the weekend
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: complications from a major surgery. He was only sixty four
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: years old. And then Jack Black is going to be
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: joining forces with Jack White on an upcoming episode of
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Saturday Night Live. Jack Black will be the host April fourth,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: and Jack White will be the musical guest.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Sweet What. Jack Black as the host is I don't
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: like you No, No, because he did it recently and
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: it was everything. They tried to make him sing and everything,
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: and he's just he's just walking around.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: And overall thoughts for I know you didn't like the
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: women screaming for a Harry Styles, But do you think
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: he did a good job for Yeah?
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah he was good.
• 27:49
  Speaker 13: Show Another New.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: Hour Insensitivity Training for a Politically Correct World, Greg Dennis, Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: grad Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, is he phones are open
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: eight seven seven, set us a text over to two
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: two nine eight seven.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Guinea's got a little game we're gonna play.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: She told me I'm not.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Allowed to play.
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm sorry I had to cut you from the game.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Be too good at it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that it'll be over too.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Quickly if you play, because of what happened with the
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Greg's game, I probably yeah, yeah, that was a cautionary tale.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Too good at it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: I want people to have a chance.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: So I have at least play along.
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: I mean not, I get not really though.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: No, can't like write down my answer if we do
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: it like the way we did the back tune that name,
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: you know, just write it down.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I write it down and then well, then we're
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: gonna have to change the name.
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: Of the clips.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: The game.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: That's why, that's why I tried.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: To tell you early that you weren't invited.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll kick.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Ass a yeah, maybe, yea excited that's coming up. Let's see,
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: we got the trending news headlines. Gina, what's happening?
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: Well, that chicken Utah who was accused of faintly poisoning
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: her husband with fentanyl. She's been found guilty of murder
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: after a very short trial. She was thirty she's thirty five,
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: and she allegedly spiked her husband's drink with fetanyl and
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: after a toxicology report, turns out she gave him five
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: times the amount that would have killed him.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Bitches be crazy.
• 29:19
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: On top of that, she used her husband's death to
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: write a kid's book about how to deal with grief.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Oh wow yeah, oh I got this idea.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: For a book, but it just doesn't apply to my life,
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: right anyone, Maybe we can shoehorn.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: This, But it turns out that she had a ghostwriter
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: for that, so she couldn't even do that. She's maintained
• 29:38
  Speaker 10: her innocence this whole time, but a jury found her
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: guilty on all five counts in three hours, which is
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: lightning fast for a.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Case like this.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I hate that expression. Maintained their innocence yea, so you
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: keep online?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Well, and that's the thing, like that you weren't innocent
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: to begin right, yeah, yeah, what do you have to lose?
• 29:55
  Speaker 12: Well?
• 29:55
  Speaker 10: And like when you plead no contest or an Alfred plea,
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: it's just a way to get around it. Like I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: not saying I did it. I'm just saying you have
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: a lot of evidence.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: It would be very hard for me to prove this problem.
• 30:05
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 30:06
  Speaker 10: Well, the US is going up against Venezuela tonight in
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: the World Baseball Classic Championship game. The Venezuelans took down
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: Italy four to two in the second semi final matchup
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: thanks to the three run seventh inning, and like Italy
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: was unstoppable, but the US is ready for a fight
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: and they're gonna throw Metztar Nolan McLain on the mound
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: against d BackStar Eduardo Rodriguez, who's taken the hill for Venezuela.
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: So good luck there. And airports all over the country
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: are dealing with long security lines with ts age and
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: still working without pay. We knew that, but things have
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: somehow gotten worse because so many airports are being hit
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: with crazy heavy storms.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh my god.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's hardcore winter some parts of the country, and
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: it's hardcore summer in other parts of the.
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: Apocalypse well like Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta International. Hunge of flights
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: have been delayed or canceled, and that's likely to snowball
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: throughout the day and even once the flights start moving again. Travelers,
• 31:07
  Speaker 10: of course, are facing these TSA lines that are well
• 31:09
  Speaker 10: over an hour and a half, and officials are warning
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: people to show up just early and expect delays, because
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: if you miss your flight due to security lines, that's
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: not that's not their problem, that's a you problem before exactly.
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: But I do want to give this tip. I have
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: not personally tested it, but I've been seeing it go
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: around online for the last day or two. Apparently apparently
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: everyone is encouraged to, you know, if you have TSA
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: pre check, you are supposed to opt in for touchless,
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: clearly because apparently if it's touchless, lots of people say,
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: you just zip through the.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I looked it up.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: It's it's the opt in program on the just look
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: it up. On the TSA on your TSA account, and
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: it uses facial recognition, so it removes the need for
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: a physical idea, a physical boarding pass. They just scan
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: your face at a kiosk. The system matches you with
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: your government photo like your passport, and it's at like
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: sixty five airports. Try to do that entry exactly and
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: you don't need Clear or anything. But I'm guessing they're
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: using their kiosks because they're scanning your face, So not sure,
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: but apparently apparently that.
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: Wast yeah, because I've seen I've seen those where they
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: got like thettle iPad things sits up there, Yeah, and
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: then you just put your face in the little circle
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: and then just.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Let you walk through it like a regular TSA but
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: they still check your information. But like with Global Entry,
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: like you're saying, you just walk right through. There is
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: no stopping at all.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: So opt in for touchless TSA pre if you already
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: have TSA PRE.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: All right, doing that? Please get that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: I got Clear, yeah, said, the only one I really
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: need is Global Entry. I'll I'll never use it, but
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: I want to make sure I have it just in case.
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: Clear all of them and Clear is its own private business, right, Yeah, yes,
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: hopefully that'll stay helpful well. Live Nations cases going back
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: to because most states didn't agree to the government settlement.
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: Only a few states said yes, But thirty two states
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: want to keep fighting this.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Live Nation thing.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: It's the story that just keeps going. You see a
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: lot of people sharing the conversation that happened.
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: To Please let me tell you about that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: So these other states they did a settlement, right, but
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: all these other states are still like pursuing and they're
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: going to out because man, people are pissed. The constituents
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: are pissed well, and they.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: Say it doesn't go far enough. Even though they limited
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: their contracts and they're in selling it venues and capping fees.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: They're saying it, we just we need more help. One
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: critic says the DOJ settlement falls far short of protecting
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: consumers and artists and venues from the harms that Live
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: Nation and Ticketmaster have caused. And then these two chuckleheads,
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, these two Live Nation employees are in
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: big trouble after their messages came out showing them joking
• 33:50
  Speaker 10: about overcharging customers and calling customers stupid. In the messages,
• 33:54
  Speaker 10: they bragged about the high prices for things like parking
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: and extra fees. One even laughed about how they love
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: quote rob them blind baby. The messages are part of
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: a bigger antitrust case.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Of course, there's one part of the conversation where it's like, hey,
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: we charge thirty thirty five dollars to park on grass,
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: Well we charge sixty to park on closer grass.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: I mean they're at least they're admitting it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 13: They're idiots, but not surprised.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: You've got to do that conversation in person.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right over the phone.
• 34:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's God so good. So there's this rumor making
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: its way around that's saying that Target is planning on
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: cutting like all their toys from the stores, and it
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: sounds crazy, but it's actually kind of true because Target
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: announced they're expanding their focus on groceries and beauty, so
• 34:39
  Speaker 10: that means all these other things are getting scaled back.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Like here's a question. So when Toys r Us went
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: out of business, there were no KB toys. All those
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: things were gone. Remember Kat Toys Man so good. Anyway,
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: when that went out of business, they're like, oh, well,
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Walmart and Target taking over pretty much the toy business, right,
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: and now if Target not having toys, like, we're.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Toys, right, we know, we know it's an Amazon.
• 35:05
  Speaker 18: You want the kids to see it and check it
• 35:07
  Speaker 18: out in person, right, Yeah, that might be That might
• 35:12
  Speaker 18: be a disconnect though to Greg, that's how it was
• 35:15
  Speaker 18: for us.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: I was asking, like, do kids even see because remember
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: the old cool toy commercials.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: How do they get exposed?
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I'm saying if they're just watching YouTube and things like that,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: but I mean.
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: Because there's in there's in show commercials in the YouTube
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: for the influencers.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Now do they look like old school like toy commercials?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Some some dip ish going like hey guys, have you
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: seen this? And then yeah, don't have actual toy commercials.
• 35:46
  Speaker 12: Loading.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: The way to get toys has changed, obviously, but I
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: think human nature hasn't changed in the sense that kids
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: are going to see a toy physically at the store
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: and then beg their parents for it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: You still have to go through that aisle and say no, no, no.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: V.
• 36:01
  Speaker 10: Apparently it's the numbers aren't adding up, they're not buying,
• 36:05
  Speaker 10: or they're waiting and buying it on Amazon. And I
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: don't think the inventory.
• 36:09
  Speaker 19: Is changing enough for toys because it already is so
• 36:12
  Speaker 19: limited that you go and get what you want and
• 36:14
  Speaker 19: then there's nothing new for a very long time that
• 36:16
  Speaker 19: you would have to go to online and get something.
• 36:18
  Speaker 10: And so it's not just the toys, it's the electronics
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: and the sporting goods too. So customers are pissed and
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: lots of them say, if you eliminate all this stuff,
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: then you're just not going to go to Target.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't go to Target or Walmart
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: for sporting goods really.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: But I think it was the way around.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: But it's like I love dicks, right, yeah, big dicks.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Big dicks, man, But I'm the other way around.
• 36:40
  Speaker 10: It's like I'll do all my Target stuff and I'm like, oh,
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: I guess I could just get my groceries here. But
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: it's not the other way around. I'm not going there
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: for groceries. Yeah, like, oh, I guess I can get
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: a pump for my basketball.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: Although, man, some of those Walmarts. I know we're talking
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: about Target, but some of those Walmarts are I like
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: it better than the grocery store. Why because they're massive
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: and they seem to have literally everything.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah good, Yeah, like the like.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: The hot food section, the taken heat.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: I went to the one by our house, Woody, and
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: I found the cutest outfit and I bought into.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Cos Walmart by our house is one of the worst ones.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: I found it really good. It sucks.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: But then there's a really good one about ten minutes away.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: And that one's got one of the really good grocery section.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Why is that?
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: Why did we get the It's just small, just a
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: smaller location, and they don't have the footprint that the
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: other one had. They built the other one specifically to
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: make it like one of those.
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: Everything's locked up, you can't get anyone to unlock anything,
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: and everyone's in a bad mood. And speaking of not
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: being in a bad mood, Sammy, this is for you,
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: and this is for me and probably nobody else, especially
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: in this room, because there is good news for all
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: the punch the monkey fans.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, he's finally fitting in, you guys.
• 37:53
  Speaker 10: This little guy has been relying a lot less on
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: his little stuff to rang a Tang, and instead he's
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: making friends. He likes here Zoo Enclosure, and the zoo
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: keepers say that he's now playing and hugging other monkeys
• 38:08
  Speaker 10: and that he's communicating. It's great to see him reaching
• 38:10
  Speaker 10: those milestones, and they added that he's still a little
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: ways from, you know, totally giving up his little stuff mommy.
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: He goes to sleep with it, and he runs to
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: it after he's disciplined by an adult monkey.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah, he needs to keep that forever.
• 38:25
  Speaker 13: He does go away.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: It seems to be one of those monkeys. He's end
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: up like sitting in the car with the engine running
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: at some point like, yeah, no, I can't take it anymore.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: It's just you and me stuff monkey mom.
• 38:37
  Speaker 19: I saw a video of him frolicking with another little
• 38:40
  Speaker 19: baby monkey and it was adorable.
• 38:42
  Speaker 14: And they were having a great time.
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: I imagine the end of this movie is like him
• 38:46
  Speaker 10: running away with another monkey and it's so happy, and
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: then just pants slowly to the dirty mom stuff monkey
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: all around. Yeah, like a giving tree.
• 38:59
  Speaker 13: I heard the sending him to Iran Morgan.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Monkey, That's what I saw.
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: Does he at least get to bring his stuffed mother?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 13: I didn't read that.
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: They say he's doing his best to grow.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: And learn from these experiences. So good on your little punch.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: How much long do we hear about punch? You think?
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: Ever?
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, until he's an adult.
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well then he's not cuting more than nobody cares
• 39:23
  Speaker 10: like moudang you don't hear is actually.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Exactly like, didn't last as long?
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: Well, moodang, it's actually kind of sad because her enclosure
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: is not so great. So now people don't want to
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: the hippo or yeah, what was that the baby.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Baby hip that Geno's obsessed this mood.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I had a mood sticker on my phone. Anyway, that's
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: what's going on. Let's move on more.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: When he shows next, hang out.
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: Atologiesology and it sees Ology show.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: All right, Now you know what kind of Saint Pattie's
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Day kind of a thing this week?
• 40:10
  Speaker 19: You know?
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Yep, Gina has a little game here for us that
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to play.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: Sorry, I had to make an executive decision.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yes I'm not, but you guys are you guys are
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: gonna play?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: I don't want you good?
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Do you have a give a name for this contest?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: I was calling it folked up Songs because it's uh
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: folked up songs because these are all very very popular,
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: very recognizable songs. But when you combine it with the
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: magic of AI, they are now Irish folk songs. So
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: you the player have to buzz in with your name
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: as soon as you recognize the song, and we'll see
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: who wins.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: There's there's a few, so you know there's a chance
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: for everyone, different categories.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Of the Lyrics's got five different ones.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, there are lyrics.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Right, so you're gonna buzz in.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: With your name, with your name?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, So Greg Menace, Sammy.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Morgan and warning these I did not invite Sea.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Bass to play because he's typically ruined.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Artist, but not name a song.
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: Well, we'll see what happens because some of these Irish
• 41:14
  Speaker 10: up versions are awesome.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: So do you get the same like we did with
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: the other one. You get a point for point for.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Title exactly, and I'll keep score you will, okay, are
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: you ready?
• 41:25
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, number one? All right, all right, up, I'm giving
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: you one county three.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Let it be.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you just to watch him out.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I know your game, what you're about.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Well, they see the sky is the limit and to.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Me that's a really true. My friend, nobody.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: In the second anyone want to buzz bad Sammy bad.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to buzzing with your name, Sammy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: But Michael Jackson.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: There you go, because did you hear Now everyone's getting
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: the feeling that I didn't recognize that one person. Really
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: now all right, so far, so hard.
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: Okay, that's why I was like, what do you just
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: set this one out because you'll probably destroy all right,
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: who's ready for number two? Here we go?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Can you ring in with your name? Apologies, not with
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: oh or just the name of the song.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's yelled out the name of the song. He
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: yelled out the answer. Okay, all right, here we go
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: number two.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Then load up on stop Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus?
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Is that correct? Is incorrect? Menace? All right?
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: So menace can't guess again until everybody else has had
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: a guess.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Bring your friends.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: It's fun to.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Pretend she's overboard itself.
• 43:22
  Speaker 17: Sure, Oh no, no, hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, come ongan.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Hello, hello, by bye hello by no clue if you're
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: gonna probably.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, he says, dangerous.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Here we are now in.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Dangerous and Greg Greg Nirvana smells like teen spirits By
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: smells like alright, the cadence of the Irish ones are
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: so different.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: It's Irish music now, all right, good.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah, on the board. All right, Greg's got
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: two points.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and so does Sammy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Samy's got two points. Menace and Morgan Ophers Yeah. Okay,
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: so far, so far, so far.
• 44:27
  Speaker 10: This next one I listened to unrepeat like ten times
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: yesterday when I was looking for songs.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: You thought it was good? Yeah, like you thought the Fault.
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: No.
• 44:39
  Speaker 10: I thought the folk that version was awesome.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, all right, here we go Number three.
• 44:51
  Speaker 19: She's been telling me, Sammy, Yes, it is Tipsy Ride
• 44:56
  Speaker 19: the Bar song by.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Why can't I think it was right? Because you don't
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: remember everything? Never, No, it's it's the bar bye bye.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: He knows where I was going by.
• 45:08
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: You could.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Gets one point, but I think I think Greg would
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: get a point for that, doesn't he know?
• 45:16
  Speaker 10: Because you didn't know this, Did you know the song?
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: So I guess no, I guess no, he would, I would.
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: We should listen to the rest of it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: But this is a song.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you did well.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Sammy was obsessed.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this was her favorite song.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you really do need to hear a little
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: bit more the Irish.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Version because I remember this song right. Yeah. Then the
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: the I the Irish up version, And she's been.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Telling me all night. The Casoline and groceries. The list
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: goes on and on nine.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't work and why the hello?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I works so hard. I can't worry about the problems.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: I can't take them.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm gone to two of the.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's a whiskey. It is perfect like that
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: whole like body of the Yeah, I can hear that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Drinking green beer.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. Alright, who's right for the next one?
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: So Sammy, you have three points, Greg has two points.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Minutes and Morgan still has zero points. All right, let's
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: go number four.
• 46:45
  Speaker 14: She was she was Morgan, skater boy, sater girl.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: Finally one on, all right, done a lean and yeah
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: it is skater It is skater boy.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: But he was a boy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: She was a girl.
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: Can I make it any more obvious?
• 47:13
  Speaker 20: He was a punk? She did?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: What more?
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Can I say?
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Can I say?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: He wanted her?
• 47:19
  Speaker 15: She never tell secretly she wanted him as well, but
• 47:22
  Speaker 15: all of her friends took up the nose.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: In the head. A problem with his baggy clothes.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: He was a skater voice.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: It sounds like what they're playing like on the third
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: class level of the Titanic.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: Said that, I said that that one sounds more like
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: when they get into that it sounds more like in
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: like a like a country.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Version yea, than it does Irish up.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like a remix.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: Well, okay, so you have two points, Morgan, congratulations, three
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: points for Sammy, Greg, you got two?
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Anybody's game? Well all right, So here we go, number
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: number five.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Sitting in the front room, getting rowdy, and they won't
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: leave till the birds are singing what's your fancy doing?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: I've got protection and me pucking and the boys do too.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: In the lights, shut the doors, but we ain't catching
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: feelingston night?
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: No, I know this.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Light off a smoke too, This Fi girls down while
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: the rest bounce outside.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Nothing yet, guys, I know we know this.
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: Do you know it's not familiar?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ge.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you another second, but before we get
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: to the actually because once that hits like yeah, everybody,
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: ladies do too.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: In the lights, shut the door, slight, but we ain't
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: catching feelings to tonight now, so light off a smoke too,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: This Fi girlsp Morgan Morgan?
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: Is it the fun song? We are young?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Now? Not that soundside?
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Was the stream? Greg? Greg? Juice s.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Where were you thought for sure that was gonna be menace.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: I thought, for sure, get and juice so we don't blow.
• 49:26
  Speaker 16: For some reason, I thought it was boys in the
• 49:29
  Speaker 16: hood are always hard the the cover, so check it out,
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: Greg Gory.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: That would have been unacceptable. That was very difficult.
• 49:46
  Speaker 10: But the songs, I tried to do the most popular
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: songs I could find. But I love these versions.
• 49:51
  Speaker 17: Game.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Everyone those me euros on me mine.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: That's pretty funny. Euros eros, euros on me mine.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: I think, I think. I think the Irish up version
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: of this one was the best one.
• 50:20
  Speaker 12: It was.
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: I literally listened to it and repeat all that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because that they did the best one, the
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: best job with the one.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: It cons to too.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Two of the fee to the forge them bring another around,
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: weeny plenty more two stepping on the table, sheet on
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: it and dance the.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Good Someone for me, the.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Duniel's
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: got a history. There's a party downtown.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Near feed everybody of the Morgans and see everybody of.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: The Lares say, oh, there you go, that's how.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: You do it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: I'll Patrick day. Everybody a woody shoe.
• 51:01
  Speaker 10: Woody shoe.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: So this sucks.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: A woman in Kentucky. She was out celebrating. It was
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: Saint Patrick's Day parade, and she was walking next to
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: one of the floats and somehow her foot got caught
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: under the float, caused her to fall, get stuck under
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: the vehicle driving the float, and then get struck by
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: that same vehicle. So yeah, they got to the hospital,
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: but she didn't make it. You guys, oh my god,
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: praids no good, no good hiking. Yeah, yeah, I had
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: to think of all the traumatized people. That weakness, I know.
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: Officials released the statement saying they have launched a full
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: investigation to see what went wrong.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Well, we know what went wrong. Her foot got caught,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: she got stuck under the vehicle.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they like to throw that phrase in. The investigation
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: is ongoing. All right, here we go.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: This dude in Florida, he was on his way home
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: from a party with his wife when she fell out
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: of the golf cart Greg, that they were driving in.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: She was hurt.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Police recalled, They show up, realized something's off with this dude.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: They gave him a breathalyzer. Greg, was he drunk?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: You bet?
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: You sure?
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: It was drunk off his ass. It was nine pm
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: and he admitted that they had been partying since noon
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: nine straight out.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: How you do it? That's a time saver.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: So he was arrested charged. The duy wife expected to
• 52:20
  Speaker 7: be okay. But they're reminding people that it's not just
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: a car, any kind of vehicle. People have gotten duys
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: on a horse, on a horse, on a bike.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Troy Aikman, his agent died off the golf cart. Oh yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: oh not Troy Denver Broncos. John Elway Way, Yeah, John Ellen.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Died in a golf cart crash.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were on property and the fell off.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it fell off. Sure, it died. Yeah, it's very rare.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: Shouldn't discourage you for getting a golf cart. A thirty
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: one year old woman was on her way home from
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: a night out. This is in Florida when she got
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: pulled over by the cops. They said that they saw
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: her swerving, drifting across some lanes full on red light,
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: so they asked to see her license, and instead of
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: giving the cops that, she gave them.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: What an excuse?
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: What did she give them?
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: Costco card?
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Costco card?
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, the rest of her booze, the rest of her booze.
• 53:15
  Speaker 13: That's a good one drugs.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: They asked for ID.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: She gives them menace her school ID, her school ID
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: drugs drugs, Nope, some Q tips and some batteries that
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: she had on.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Just some Q tips and some batteries that she had
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: in pocket.
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: The cops they tried to give her a breathalyzer and
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: a field to body test, but she said no, and
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: you know, they took her down the station. Turns out
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: she was drunk guy no, charmed with d u I
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: and taken to jail. There's no reason, no, not anymore,
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: Absolutely no reason.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Unless it's a golf cart should be legal.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: I think you should be able to be on a
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: horse drunk. That's like saying you can't bowl and drink
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: like you're on a horse.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: You're not in a race cowboys, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: like like riding through like uh you know, big open
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: planes that flat.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: But even even if you're like just you know, galloping
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: down the street the horses, the horse is driving.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: The horse knows what to do.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: You were simply guiding the horse. But even if you're
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: stone cold sober, the horse can still decide to get crazy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: There was just a there was just a race horse
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: that caused all kinds of trouble.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Hold on, cut people off. Uh, so he threw he
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: threw the jockey. Hold on. I have I have a clip.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: Actually it's a it's a call from the race because
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: I was like, ah no, and the guy I forget that.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: The horse's name something crazy. Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: Here.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: First of all, here's a clip from the guy in
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: the golf car with the wife.
• 54:48
  Speaker 14: So nobody should get behind the wheel of any of you,
• 54:50
  Speaker 14: whether it's an e bike and emoto on golf cart,
• 54:53
  Speaker 14: if it has power to it, let's just not drink
• 54:56
  Speaker 14: and drive behind the wheel.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's let's not do that. Let's just huh.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: I have been on a horse that was bucking, and
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: thank god I was on had a Western sad saddle,
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: so it has like a little horn on the top,
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: so I was able to grab onto that.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: That means I never understood what that man versus English.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: English doesn't have the little thing on.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: His name was snow Dragon. Okay, racehorse, snow Dragon. He
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: lost his jockey at the oh. This is at the
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: first hurdle hurdle. This is a race with six horse
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: a hurdle.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: The hurdle that's kind of cool.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: My dad has been in horse racing since before I
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: was born. I've never seen race horses hurdle.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that other event right hold on the very
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: early part of the race.
• 55:42
  Speaker 20: Now here is the first and snow Dragon, I swerve
• 55:44
  Speaker 20: left hand was unseated and a day forever I had
• 55:47
  Speaker 20: to hurdle. Alan Dowley was on the ground. And now
• 55:50
  Speaker 20: snow Dragon is joining in and running around in front
• 55:53
  Speaker 20: of the field, and he's okay in the early part
• 55:55
  Speaker 20: of the race, and snow Dragon has taken out Romancia
• 55:58
  Speaker 20: and has taken it for you, isn't It's taken a
• 56:01
  Speaker 20: day forever and all of us on there only two
• 56:03
  Speaker 20: left cut in.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Front of all the other horses. And he sent three
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: other jockeys to the grounds.
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, that's this guy's problem.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I'm not even sure what I'm looking at.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Here there are jelly beans.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: It's one, two, three, six, six different jelly beans. Yes,
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: you got you got three pair?
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I should say all right. Seabashes came and he's dressed
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: up in his chef outfit.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I smell to it. When you put the cup in
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: front of us, that's.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: Great, gorgon U menace, what's there's Gina grad Chef's Sea Bass.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: We got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: seven seven forty four Wooding.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Send us a text.
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: Check in if you like going to two two nine
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: eight seven. This is a March fatness thing. I can
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: tell by the outfit. I just don't know the jelly
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: beans are what these are?
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: The are the we talked about these food these.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Like the good or gross ones like we'll find out
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: like the bean boozle.
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: We talked about these food news. These are the KFC
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: Kernel's favorite jelly beans.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Now, thank god, you.
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: Say, well, I'm saying I will take that one, because
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: like the bean boozled one, some of them like ear,
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: waxy grass, yeah, vomits.
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: Now warned you three times be careful because these Kernel's
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: favorite jelly beans. I actually had him sit in the
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: office for a couple of weeks and uh.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, and they were interesting.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: You have supposedly allegedly apparently gravy flavor, okay, chicken flavor
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: and sweet corn flavor. I will say, if we're going
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: to try these, there are two yellows. One is a
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: sweet corn, one's fried chicken. The light yellow should be
• 57:49
  Speaker 9: the sweet corn and smell it first, because you really
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: do get a smell and.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Yellow.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Try that one smell like yellow.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: It's supposed to be what sweet corn?
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: We get two of each? Yes?
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: What he got their menace? Sweet corn?
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Sweet corn? Yeah?
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: And legit tastes like corn. Yeah, like oh not a
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: jelly bean. Tastes like a meaning corn. Not terrible, terribly corn.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Did you get the light yellow one like his head?
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like dark yellow. That's like gas.
• 58:25
  Speaker 19: No cat, No the other one, dude, No, I'm with
• 58:28
  Speaker 19: Woody on this. It's very strange that it's not good
• 58:30
  Speaker 19: at all.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Oh God, finish. Yeah, can you show me the one?
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: That's good?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: It smells like sweet corn?
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Are you sure shocked how good it is?
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: What?
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah? This one's supposed to be sweet corn?
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, you smell it smells like, oh that's corn.
• 58:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it was sour.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: There's a little bit of an aftertaste or a weird taste.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: What's the dark one?
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: The dark one supposed to be chicken.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: We're about to find out now. The dark one is
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: supposed to be fried chicken. This is dark yellow. Oh god,
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. One of the speckles, Yes, the dark,
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: these speckles is the.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Pinky pink spy is supposed to be fried chicken.
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, taste like cold grease.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about.
• 59:21
  Speaker 13: You're exactly right.
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: That's what he's like.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Oh the stomach.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Eggur at the end to put something in oil, let
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: it coagulate.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: He's spitting in her great top.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: That was ransom.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: God, Oh my god.
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: Are people supposed to buy these just because it's funny
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: to have a package of KFC?
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: They're not meant to be eaten.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Right, Smell and smell it and I'm good.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is not gonna message.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: He's just gonna say she's trained an excuse.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Don't don't there's don't swallow it, just chew it. You
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: get the taste of it, and it's spin it out.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: They said this, they said this is a good one.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: That's the good one, the sweet one.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 14: Corn.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I was like. Oh god, it's foul corn.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 13: It's cold corn.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not good for digestion.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Though, is that corn? Is that what you're getting? I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: guess now.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 13: Try It's just like a litter box.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: She's got, she's got put cups behind her. If you want,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: you know, she wants like five coloris now.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know you. This is the one is supposed
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: to be fried chicken. And when you smell them all together,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: they kind of smell like waffle fried.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Kiss the it's like cold grease.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 13: It's disgusted.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Back to our fried chicken jelly bean? Would you say
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: there is some fried chicken? Man' Look at your boy,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: I know you just stare into the glass unhappy.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: You want some of the y, you want some of
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: the jelly beans. There's more jelly beans in your tiler.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 13: I'll put it in your mouth.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, there's a hint of fried chicken skin, but there's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: so much other like but it's mostly grease. Horrible some
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: I bought these jelly beans. I love the corn. I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: liked the chicken, but I hated the gravy.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Oh here we go.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: Well we haven't gone to the gravy, which would be
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: the dark yellow one, the kind of orange, light brown,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 9: dark yellow, oh god, chicken.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: On the non speckled one, dark.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: Oh god, was discussed way worse than the one.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: Was so bad, like like you you taste it in
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: the minute you put it in without even like breaking
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: the crust on it.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: That's like a warning. That's a put warning. Morgan.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 13: I have a chicken one that was discussed.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: We've all had the chicken.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 13: Alright, what's the gravy one?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Look like the dark one, not the yellow, not the speckled,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: the dark.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, would you say there's any gravy flavor to it?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: This is like glitter mixed with burnt hair.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: That is the most disgusting.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: It's iribers.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: It has made the whole room smell.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: I would say the chicken jelly being kind of sort
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: of has hints of fried chicken. The gravy one, I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: don't know what they're doing.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: It's stink, salty, vomits vomit.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not good.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: And I had one of these around a girl and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: she could smell my breath from across the room. What
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: the hell does that smell?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: It's taste burnt.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: That's the best part of it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Like the watch it down with those on the three
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 9: you got chicken, sweet corn, and gravy from good. I
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: think you can buy these it maybe Target.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 17: That's not.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Let's not encourage anybody terrible.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Except for the sweet corn sweet corn.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I thought that was decent.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, almost enjoyable. The mix mixed results in the room.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: They all they all kind of take version the same
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: disgusting thing to me, doable, it's not good. Well, it's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: week three March, Fatness Sea Bass is going to have
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: a Uh. That wasn't the challenge, right, that was the appetizer.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Appetite is okay?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: Is is uh what you have planned this week disgusting
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: or just gluttonous? Well, it is most certainly gluttonous. Whether
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: or not you find it disgusting, well depend on you,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: because dude, last week I felt sick for hours after Yeah,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: oh man, that messed me up with the melted ice cream.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: It was all the things that celebrities do to you know,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: gain weight quickly for a role.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: Well, today we're going to have a very fat, possibly gross,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: white elephant party in this room.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: Why that because I'd rather eat a white elephant, much
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: like the.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: KFC jelly bean. Some people might find the things that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: I present to be just delightful. I doubt that. Here's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: the trick.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 9: You gotta finish it. Whatever he's put in front of you,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: you have to finish it. Settle down, fat I know
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: you don't care about that anymore.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: Sam, alright, Well, March Fatness Week three challenge with Chef
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Sea Baths that is coming up next her in the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: Woody Show, hanging.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: Like straight up, you guys are idiots.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Will be right back.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: Chefs Sea Bass has been busy getting everything set up.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: It's a white Elephant March Fatness challenge here for week three,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: and so what what happens? So I've got what's what's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: the process here? It's gonna be white elephant style. So
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: I've you got even picked names at random. Okay, You're
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: gonna be presented with an item, a very fat item,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: names of random three and a hat. The hat picked okay,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: the hat picked.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 21: Will be there for the all right, the game not
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 21: to the conspiracy. Let's not pre conspiracy. This coproach salad
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 21: for Greg say this, I am part of the challenge.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 9: However, since I know all the items that wouldn't be
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 9: fair for a white elephant, so I'll put myself very
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: very last, meaning that I will have the last, you know,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: steals and things like that. So the way it works
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: is I'll present you with a very fat item. You
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: can either choose to eat the whole thing, right, there,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: which is fine, the whole thing, the whole thing, because
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: if you don't finish it, then I'm not giving away
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: one hundred dollars to a what you show listener, listener listeners.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: If these people are presented with an item and they
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: don't finish it, that's on them for not wanting to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: give you one hundred dollars.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: So there's a potential of you giving away how much air?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Is it one hundred bucks per person?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: Or just told you know what, how about that? I'll
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: give away up. I'll give away six hundred dollars, but
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: it's all or nothing, so if any one person doesn't finish.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: But when they do those million dollars giveaways, there's like,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: never guy a something in here, because here's the thing.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Something in here is not going to be I'll give
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: absolutely because when we try new oreole flavors, I don't
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: even think the whole order about this? How about this loser?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: Now we're already pre arguing and pre whining. Of course,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, could you All of these items are the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: very very fattest items on the Cheesecake Factory menu.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: It's not so all the.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 9: Crying over here in pre whining, folks, folks who know
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: cheese can trust you. All right, Well, I'm just I'm
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: telling you right now, the Cheesecake Factory is it just
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 9: became a thing a few years ago to like analyze
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: the menu to see how fat it is. There entrees,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: their desserts, their salads, their water.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: It's water.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 9: It's easily in the two thousand calorie range. First single item.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: Sure so our first name.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Of the hat is Gina grad Okay, all right, I'm back.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 9: First randomly selected Cheesecake Factory menu item for you to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: either keep or you can if you don't have to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 9: eat it right away, full serving. Oh, it's one entree
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: or it's one of it's one of one thing.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: It's not like a whole cheesecake.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sorry, nobody's winning any money.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: Gina. You can either hold it again if you want.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want to eat it right now. Hold on
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: to it. Maybe somebody will steal it from you.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, but what you have is cheesecake factories, chicken Parmesan
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: pizza style get to Me.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: All day, weighing in at nineteen forty calories. Wait the
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: whole pizza.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, I mean definitely hand it over.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: Giant chicken breast, pizza, pizza toppings and a big old
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: the big old Yeah, well it's chicken parm What.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: He's gonna sell?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 13: You got a good one.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: I like the idea of it.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: So the pounded out chicken becomes the crust pizza.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: I allowed to take a bite or now if.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: You once you start, you can't stop.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: That is what you gotta gotta find with that.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm keeping it, Yeah, keeping it. It's like my
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: favorite thing.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: Damn chopped chicken breast coated with breadcrumbs, marinara melta cheese,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: angel hair pasta and cream sauce.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: And what's the calorie count?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Nineteen hundred forty?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 10: Practically are you trying to steal this?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying it, just you just strategy how you
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: wanted it to go? Ahead?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Really want it? Can I start eating it? Okay? Once
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: you do again you can one can steal and you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: have it's like my favorite thing. We know she's not
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: gonna finish. It's all get a bite anyway.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: By the way, you have up to two steals. And
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: again if anyone doesn't finish it, they're losing you money.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: Wait shouldn't I wait until somebody wants you might like
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: something better, the whole idea of why there might be
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: something else.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: That you like better.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: I I just want to be fair.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: She's the nicest, but someone steals it from you. You
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: don't get it, and you might have some crap that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: laying on your hands.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: I want it. You might have what is currently what
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: are your second name? Out of the hat.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: You're getting the opportunity for the cheesecakes factory nachos not fresh, reheated.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: So that's a big thing. Twenty would I say, twenty
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: nine hundred and fifty calories.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Stealing, gusted, no chewing. That's the roles nice too bad,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: no niceness in white.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be soggy eating chrispy.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Soggy torta cheese, spicy chicken to kill.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Give me a fresh out of the kitchen fine, yeah, yeah, alright,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: but even old nachos. Oh those are good. Yeah yeah,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: that's big. This is very how massive that is? Oh
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: my god, that's enough.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: Three thousand calories, three thousand fifty the guacas brown, so
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: that parts a billion?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah you hate that, Sammy.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: You are next in our march fatness white elephant factory
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 9: ess cake dich a little, so okay, that's us expect
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: good though.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Sammy, seventeen hundred and fifty calories.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: That's more than a week's.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: More than a month. That is a little more than
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: she used to eat the week.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 9: Honestly, Sammy's calory count for the day is probably around
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 9: fourteen fifteen hundred, probably.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 19: Was probably not even that Closter twelve hundred ship.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 9: So this, this one item a cheesecake Factories, blows you
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: out of the water for fat Sami. And it is
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: a slice of the chocolate Tower truffle coo. Again, this
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 9: is one dessert, seventeen hundred fifty calories, layers of fudge cake,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: chocolate truffle cream, and chocolate mouse don't want.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 19: And I've been eating so much sweets lately.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: My god, I know, two.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: What do you have?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Two steals?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: Since you haven't started your nachos yet, you could steal
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: Sami's and make her have the nachos.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: I can't steal. You can't done.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: You should have been into it first.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: I didn't even get you.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, I should say.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: That, I should say I shouldn't allow a fast bite.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: So I'll give you like a that's true, I'm a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: chance to agree, so they'll stolen. It'll get a chance
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: to stolen.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Before you bite. That's a good that's a good rule
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: I could enjoy. I could easily eat.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: You could eat that. I could eat this by myself.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: How long.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: That is effing massive? It is, but I could eat,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: But I think I could.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: All Right, you got this next?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: Actually, Greg, you are the next person in our March
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: Fatness fattest items at the Cheesecake Factory, White Elephant Party.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: For one entre, this is just Alfred with chicken.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's a good.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: Wauces all it says. Yeah, but again more than you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: should be eating in a day calorie wise.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: For one entre, I love Facini offrid with that as
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: a guaranteed asplosion, Greg guarantee.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: Takes a bite. Are there any steelers that would just
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: be samy? You've used zero steels?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 19: I know, I'm think I was thinking about it, but
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 19: I think it's going to make me too sick.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: She can't do it, so I have to wait and
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: take heard my boat. And what he hasn't taken a
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: bite of his chocolate tuffle cake?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, but I don't think what he could even take.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: No, I can't that that would that would tear me
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: to pieces.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Right, I love it, I do.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I know sometimes I cave to temptation.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: I take a couple of bites of Like I'll see
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: something like that and I'll take a little bite of it,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: and it still messes me up.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: But it's worth it. It is worth it. There's certain
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: things that give me the same sensation. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: what like immediate bubble guts. Yeah, totally worth it, and
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: then all my insights fall out.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: You are next, Okay.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: March Fadness Week three Challenge nineteen and thirty calories. The
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 9: cheesecake Factories of Breakfast. Yeah, famous factory meat loaf, which
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: is mash potatoes, mushroom, gavy grilled onions, and fresh buttered.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Corner that it sounds pretty goodshrooms on it though.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't anti mushroom personal. That's a load right there.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, Wow, that's one entre big menace. You see.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: It's gotta be twelve inches by eight and so I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: can see the inside.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Meat loaf gets a bad rap good meatloaft of Wow,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: it's a lot. That's a lot of corn too.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: I want to start stealing and nobody Besides, Gina started
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 9: their dish, so you can steal anything on the table
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 9: right now.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: I'm good.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: You want the meat loaf? Yeah, we're also happy with
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: what we got. Yeah, Greg, for Sammy, did you have
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: rather the chocolate cake?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I don't mind the natros. My worry is that it's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: three thousand calories and I'm not going to get through it.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: I personally want the audience to win six hundred and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: seve hundred dollars, so me too. I'm halfway done. Gina,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: you might be able to pick someone on might I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: might do something for you because you're being the Greggory
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: you're the next turn list? Well what we eat?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: Yes, I think your next Well, actually, well, go one more.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 9: I want Morgan player now, Oh I do.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 14: I'm so hungry looking at y'all, I've.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: Got enough to play For one more. I'll just start myself.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: Morgan fifteen and forty calorist them out all right for
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: the pasta Divi and g oh, that's good.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: Chicken mushrooms onions, Madeira wine sauce with Penny Post.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: So it's my that's my go to dish.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: That's my go to dish, all right, So Morgan you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: can steal right now first, but then other people get
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: steal from you.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Anybody, anybody? Anybody?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Morgan?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 13: What's on the nachos? The meat on the nachos?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: They got chicken? Good chicken?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: That looks that's so good?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, I mean, dude, you can steal.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: You can steal that. You got one stall steal left
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: is going to be your stall. And chocolate truffle cake,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: which is so bad seventeen fifty all right. I know
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: the fact that the plastic cover melted over the top
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: of it. That's got microplastic cast role. All right, So nobody,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: you don't have to eat out if you don't want to.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 13: Hey, Sammy, give me those nachos. Start getting the cake again.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: The cake has made its way back to Sammy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: So what he's out of steels?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 13: Damn, that looks good.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Morgan's used one. Sammy's used one, right, No, she.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Hasn't used anything. She's got the cake back.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Anybody eating yet?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: One?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: Last one that I'll go to the last one I forgot, okay,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 9: all right, last one. We've got seventeen twenty calories, okay,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: I like, and it is just one slice of carrot cake.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 9: Galeries one Slayers of carrot cake and our famous cream
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: cheese icing for the music factory to cake.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: You know, you know caro cake.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: I know, what do you have? I'm not going to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: steal the carrot cake? Why because I'm more in the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: mood for savory and I had how many calories? Is
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: that one? Twenty one? Twenty?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: And what is the seventeen forty?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: So that's like light? Yeah, exact, that's the diet. That's
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: the diet. Finish.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Morgan's eating the not shows chocolate cake.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: My question is how much was this total?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: For all the one thousand, hundred dollars one hundred and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: eighty Okay, that's a great deals et deal.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: Anybody want to steal the carot cake?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: Otherwise it's it's good at the end of the hour
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: to eat if Oh, but only if you want the
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 9: listeners to get money.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: I mean I want the listeners to get money, don't
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: you guys?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Want to know?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: I kind of want one to Morgan's Notches.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Breadsticks. If you go, I'm going to give you a
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: breakfast or breads. I should say, all right, so.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: Greg, I'm not stealing. I'm happy with you.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: I could steal.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's true. You can steal.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: I'll tell check care I love care cake. I'll eat
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: that all right.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: Okay, wow, this is the best I say it not
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 9: not what I was expected, not gross, but if you
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: finish it, make a fat.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: I got news for you.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 7: I have finished this meal many times. It really it's
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: the Da Vinci positive is so good.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the what's the sauce you have
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: the like the Madera wine. Yeah, yeah, it's like a
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Madeira wine. So that's that's a that's a redline.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a break so we can eat.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: And listeners if you want to text into two two
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: nine eighty seven to encourage these fats along because if
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: they don't finish, not when cash.
• 1:16:47
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• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: A lot of encouragement on the text speat up fat
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: so so he says eat the food.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: We want the money.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: So chefs Bass came in here with they use different
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: items for March Fatness Week three from the cheesecake factory. Now,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: somebody said they worked to the cheesecake factory and all
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 7: the dinner entrees.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: They they're portioned that way. So I worked it for
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: ten years.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: The manager.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: They're so big because they're meant to be shared.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: Larger portions allowed everyone the ability to taste different items
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: when they order them.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: So that's part of me.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: I mean that being said, they look like they're meant
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: to be shared by four people.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 10: And speaking of which, Morgan, I want another nacho?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: All right? So Morgan did not finish the nachos.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 13: I had all the chicken off the top.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: How did you do with yours? Gina? The chicken parm pizza?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: They say about half because under there, well the pasta
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: note all right?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: I would say maybe I tried my best. You had
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: what you had? The chinil fredo? How'd you do?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: I ate?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe three bites? Three? That's a frail mega fit.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Greg can't be fed alfredo, So you guys get money.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Think about that. Sorry, guys.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: With the meat loaf, really well, yeah, but I can't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: do anymore.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: I had to be three pounds of food.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Sam had to do with the chocolate cake, dumb truck.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 13: I think that I've had about half.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: Other people were coming over taking bites that.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 19: Yeah, Gina had to bite and Greg had a couple bites.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm just like.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 19: Falling asleep from all this sugar. I can't even focus
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 19: right now. That's kind of why I stopped. I could
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 19: stuff myself full of this, but then I'd immediately have
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 19: to take a nap.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: I had the chicken da Vinci pasta and guess what, guys,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: mind is completely gone.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: You're welcome murdered it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: Gone that damn?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you looked at clean.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 9: Gone menace or not menace? Morgan raises a good point.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 9: This is like in the great outdoors, but there's still
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: some fat.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: I love that finished. That's gone, dude.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I also finished the carrot cake gone, So it looks.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Like SeaBASS and are the only ones that care about
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: the listeners? That's improving this?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 9: If everyone about this, like Sammy, you don't You're not
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: going to fish that cake because you would die. But
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 9: if everyone finishes everything in the room altogether, I'll still
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 9: give them money out.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: How about that?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: If everybody finishes everything, there's no way there there there's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: so much like I'm sweating everyone's I did my part.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I have so much guilt. I want to like off myself.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: We did hear the craziest sound come from Sammy's body?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah, my stomachs making noise expanding.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: It's getting ready for fat sam innovations are underway. Pardon
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: our dust? What you just chopping it?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Chicken?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: The chicken tenders, which by the way, is a dinner
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: entree at.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 9: The at the Cheesecake Factory, so meant for kids probably
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 9: nineteen ninety calories.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: Tell you, are there a thousand chicken? Donn I do
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: judge an adult that goes to an actual restaurant orders
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: chicken tenders too, right?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: My wife does it all the time. I go, what
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: are you five years old? There's a menu worth the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: stuff exactly, There's a whole menu. You go to canes,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: that's what you're there for, That's what you get, right,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: But when you go to a restaurant's got a full
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: menu and.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: That's what you order all the time. I got some
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: food news.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: I Hot Bottomless Pancakes promotion that is back through March thirtieth,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: where anyone can get unlimited pancakes for free with the
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: purchase of select breakfast combos. The bottomless pancakes serve two
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: at a time and you get the Breakfast Sampler, the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: Sirline Tip and eggs, the Split Decision Breakfast Chicken and pancakes,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 7: Tea Bone steak and eggs, Country Fried steak and eggs.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: You can choose any one of those and then get
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: the unlimited pancakes.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: I'm usually excited for food news, but now I'm like, yeah,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: can we talk about something else?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: How about this something?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: So, Panera they're bringing back the energy drinks to the menu.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: That's that whole charged lemonade scandal. We had those and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 7: they were like whatever back in twenty twenty four. Yeah,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: two deaths occurred due to over consumption of caffeine in
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: that drink. There's gonna be two new categories of beverages,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: Frescas and Energy refreshers. Frescas four different flavors. The Frescoes
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: will feature cherry lime and strawberry basil lemonade, and energy
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: refreshers will feature dragon fruit sunset and passion fruit paradise.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 10: So please stop putting Yeah, I just gonna say, can
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 10: we please stop putting basil in drink?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Which I am so done with that. Yeah, I don't,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: It doesn't help at all. Yeah, you know, I tried
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: one time, Like, I don't know why anybody drinks the
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: green drinks. Oh they're horrible.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well green like the.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: Green smoothiespring juices.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like you took the bottom of a lawnmower
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: scraped into a like why you love wheats?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Why? Yeah? Why? Yeah? Yeah, it smells like a Sunday
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: morning when the neighbors of grass.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Maybe that'll be next week.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 9: Smart fatness would be all healthy. And you guys are
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: that's a good idea, so awful. Text us over Are
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 9: you okay?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: Do you have the same the same guilt going on
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: as uh Greg?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 13: Oh you're asking me?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you've been very good about your.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: She just ate the chicken.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 13: I honestly, I've been really good. But I am starving
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 13: every single damn day. So I could eat this whole
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 13: thing right now, but I'm not going.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: To see because yesterday, man, that zep bound hit so hard,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Like I could barely eat anything yesterday. So I went
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: to bed last night. I think the last thing I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: had was like noon yesterday. So then I came in
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: this morning starting and so you brought that Da Vinci
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: Pastah game over the spot.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so good?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: He puts the G in Garcia SoCal Sports, which Jeff, Hey,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: good morning, Jeff G.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: What's going on? Good morning? What do you show?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: Let's start with our Lakers.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: They'd beat Houston last nightety.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Two Dutchers looking to get away step back.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Luca at thirty six. Lakers defense was the star last night,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: especially in the fourth quarter because the Lakers were shooting
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: pretty badly, only twenty four percent from three point land.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: But bottom line is the Lakers won. They're sixth in
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: a row. Lakers play Houston again tomorrow in Houston, so
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: they got time to hit up a Houston strip club
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: on their day off for the Wings, not the Strippers.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Moving on to the Clippers. They lost to the Spurs
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: last night. Clippers in New Orleans tomorrow. Since we're talking
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: NBA the league next week, we'll be voting on expansion
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: teams for Vegas and Seattle.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: That should be good.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Moving on to the WBC World Baseball Classic. Venice will
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I beat Italy last night. Here's what the last out
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: sounded like. USA and Venezuela meet for the WBC title
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: tonight at five pm. Hockey Kings beat the Rangers for
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: one and last not at least this morning, wood he
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: show a little bit of hope for the Laker fans
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: listening this morning. Every time Sean Penn wins an oscar,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: the Lakers go to the NBA finals. Sean Penn won
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: an oscar in two thousand and four, Lakers went to
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: the finals. Two thousand and nine, Lakers went to the
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: finals again. He won just a couple of nights ago.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: So will the Lakers go to the twenty twenty six
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: NBA Finals. We'll have to wait and see. Who would
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: have thought Spaccoli's our lucky charm. I'm Jeff g and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: that's the Sokal Sports, all right, Jeff gjo.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? A plumpkin?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: Plump Let me weigh a millennial in instagrams? Couldn't the
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: lizard get a girlfriend?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 8: Fly?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: He had a reptile dysfunctions. That's the show.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: So do you think you guys, I'm gonna go around
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: the room. Do you think you guys would.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: Agree that the WOODI Show Hot Seat yesterday with Morgan
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: and Tyler that that's I think a top three moment
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: ever on this.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: Showy top three every one of the greatest moments. Yes
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: for sure we could top that.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 13: People, we can do go to it.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the reason it was so good was the
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: surprise element that we didn't know. We didn't know that
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: you would.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: So if you hadn't heard any of this, there's the video.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: It's posted on our Instagram. The full conversation, the full
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: hot seat is on our YouTube YouTube dot com Slash
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 7: the Woodies Show.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: And so we had heard like, there's a.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: Weirdness going on with Morgan.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know when she was like talking about Tyler
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: and then she she shut down basically, which is very
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: unlike Morgan. And I thought, man, what's going on with her?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 7: And they said, well, there's more than you know she's
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: talking about, and I go, oh, okay. So I checked
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: in with Morgan and it turns out that she said, uh,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 7: that you know, dumb ass Tyler had bought her flowers
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: and was trying to kiss her.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh man.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: She goes, now that was enough of like whoa geez.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: But then she goes to be.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 7: Fair, we've made out before, and then my mind, my
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 7: head because we've all been.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Like the joke has been since they moved in together.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: His roommates that oh, Okay, well.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 13: They're gonna ironically moving in is what made it stop?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: Now stop? Now here's the thing.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: So okay.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: My thought about this later in the day was this
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 9: really wouldn't shouldn't be a surprise, not just because they're
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 9: together all the time, but what does Morgan always date losers?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: You are kidding?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Here, here's the thing.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: Uh My wife heard that segment and she was like,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: oh every time, every time, it was like, Tyler bought flowers,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 7: Tyler bought her medication when she was sick. And you know,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: she thinks Tyler is the sweetest guy. He's got so, dude,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: you've got.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: Something going on. Dude, You've got like appreciated You've.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 7: Got like some kind of Yeah, I'm telling you llt dude.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: My my son said to me, he goes, dude, Tyler
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 7: pools chicks. I didn't realized that he because he was
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 7: on Instagram. I guess Tyler pools chick.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: He punches above his weight, which ironic enough as it is.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: But so what was it Tyler? I missed out on
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: this part.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: I guess before you left yesterday, I was told that
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 7: you threw your headphones against the wall and then stormed out.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: I was, so I was a little flustered, but it's
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: it's all right, Why we're good. I felt that I
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: wasn't able to get in everything I wanted to, but
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: I went back and listened to it, and I got
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: everything I wanted.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: You did, Okay, I was gonna say, if you if
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 7: there's something else you want to say, floor is yours.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 7: My wife is also convinced by the way, my wife
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 7: is convinced that you are legitimately interested in Tyler.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's not the only one.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 13: Listen.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 14: I'm very honest. I was, but after the whole before
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 14: come here, give me a kiss, thing like I'm sorry, but.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: That was that was it?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 14: If there was somebody that I was not interested and
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 14: then immediately he's like kiss me, and I'm like, did
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 14: we not just talk about this?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: Maybe he was just testing to see if your feelings
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: were real.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 14: Well, it's the opposite effect, and I will be very
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 14: honest before all this, yeah, I would have.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 10: Well, you know who else was really had had very
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 10: clear thoughts about this was Julianne. She said, what are
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 10: you sorry for? Morgan? You told Woody about something you
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 10: and Tyler did that I'm sure wasn't supposed to get out,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 10: But you told him anyways, why because you wanted everyone
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 10: to know that you guys are a pair, your new
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 10: found love with Tyler. He was so good at making
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 10: out you asked him to move in. Scream that ish
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 10: on the mountaintops. Girl, be proud of your man.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 13: She's a good friend to you, Tyler. I'll say that
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 13: thankfully she is wrong.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 9: So I know for when we print T shirts. What
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 9: exactly did Tyler said to say, come over here, Yes,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 9: I do.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 14: Want teachers of this come here dot dot And I
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 14: said for what? And he' said come here, give me
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 14: a kiss?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: So come here, give me a kiss?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 14: And I actually have time stance because I called Bort
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 14: that day the second that I left.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 13: Tell him.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: So the flowers which Tyler claims, are you sticking with
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: that claim that you buy flowers for yourself to make
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 7: yourself feel better?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: That is true?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: Where to God life?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 14: Can we make it clear that I assume the second
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 14: flowers were for me because you had bought flowers for
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 14: me before as also.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: Didn't you have them delivered?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, I mean like door dash because I hadn't moved.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 10: There yet, and there were roses second, the ones you
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 10: bought for yourself were door dashed the first one.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: First ones, yea.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: I did see a picture because Morgan shared that picture
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: of the It's a very nice arrangement.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: They're kind of wild flowery. It's a nice it's an arrange,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: is it not.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 14: But those are the ones you bought for himsel that's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 14: a mother's Yeah, that's the one.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Those are the ones you bought for yourself.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, those ones in the taller vase.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 14: Okay, I think did you see the flowers that I
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 14: put in the house yesterday for you?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: What you bought him?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Flowers?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 14: I bought flowers on the way home as like a
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 14: branch like here, I know you're going to something. Here's
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 14: some flowers because you like them.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: This is what we'll cheer.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 13: You just ignored it.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: But that's okay.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: So that's that. That was my other question. What was
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: it like when you guys both got home?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 13: He ignored me the whole day.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: But I thought that was kind of normal, right, what
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: you want? That's what he asked for mixing.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 14: I will just say, like you felt it, Tyler, I'm
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 14: sure you felt there was tension in the house when
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 14: I got home.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: Well, the door was closed, because I was recording the
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: podcast with Manutes, so I always keep the door callers speaking.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: Of feeling something. So our friend mister Grimace he hit
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: a superfan.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 7: After that jaw dropping scandal involving Morgan and Tyler making
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 7: out and dumbas Tyler buying flowers, I decided to look
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: back at the photo of the two unkingly belly bumping
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 7: each other, and I noticed something odd. Here's the original photo.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: So here's the photo right, So they're kind of like
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 7: bumping abs and whatever.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: This is the drunk.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 13: Right before he went to the boxing class.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 7: So the mister Grimers has another picture that says, now
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 7: look carefully below Tyler's belly.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Is he rocking a boner?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Now, did you feel that tent is out?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 14: He said he has three inches erect Oh he.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 10: Did say that.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But is that him being funny? That is that
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: you being funny?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: I mean I never said it was three.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: I think said four.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, is Tyler rotting up? If that ain't having the
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 7: hots for Morgy, I don't know what is That brings
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: me to my next question. They did like a pencil
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 7: drawing version of it, which is nice.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: There's like a pencil. You know what this might be
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: for your T shirt? Or They also did an animated.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 9: Oh killer, I understand making out twice. If you are
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 9: in high school, you are are certainly of the age
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 9: where we don't stop it making out. I know you're
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 9: in your thirties. You just you're old enough, you're wise enough,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 9: your mature.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: True. We've even discussed that, like when was the last
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: time as an adult with a partner that you made out.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: Just made out, just made out? Are we not being
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: told the whole story?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 13: Being told the whole story.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 14: I mean, Tyler, say whatever you want, you can back
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 14: me up, but literally, we haven't slept together, nothing's happened.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 19: Monigan does just make out because I remember her telling
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 19: me a story about somebody else were they just made
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 19: out as.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 13: Well, So trauma guard.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 12: It.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 13: I'm just French and around can't.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: Morgan also mentioned that her initial thought was that, you know,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 7: Tyler moving in and you know she was like someone
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 7: interested or whatever. She thought like, oh, it would be
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 7: fine because we can like hang out, we can make
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: out from time to time.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: Like it'd be like a like a like a utilitarian
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: type of I would have.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 14: Been down for friends with benefits. It's when it went
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 14: romantic and further than that is when I got turned to.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: See my boy loves hard. That's the problem.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, you want to talk about Valentine's Day?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: What Eyler?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 13: The alarm's going to.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: Go off to say that was okay?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 6: So that was planned before we had talked that we
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: were going to stop because I had booked something for
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: in advance.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 13: And didn't tell me about it.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: What was it supposed to be a surprised.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 13: Well, you told me the day before Valentine's and I got.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: An email notification saying, oh, this is happening. So I
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: asked if you still wanted to go.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 17: What was it?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: I think it was?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: It was melting pot. It's not fun, it's fund are
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: you trying to.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 9: Dude?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Don't let that go to waste. I'll go.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's not You made a dinner reservation.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 6: And also that was before we had said that, hey,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 6: we're not going to do this, because I booked that
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 6: before I even moved in.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: All right, that's very that is very sweet. See this
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 7: is the kind of stuff that's booked.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: To Valentine's Day dinner before they even know. I don't
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: like strange really because advance again, Yeah, because it's Valentine's Day,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: you do have advance.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 9: So he after two makeout sessions, Greg, I think what
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 9: you're getting at is he's like, oh, we're in a
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 9: relationship now.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: No he's no, no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: So you've made out a couple of times. I would
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 7: take now I'm I'm oblivious. I think what you said too,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: is that you're kind of oblivious when it comes to
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 7: reading signals. Okay, So if a chick made out with
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 7: me twice, I would assume call me crazy that she's interested. Okay,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: and not just for make a friend like a friends
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 7: with benefit situation, Like she might be actually legitimately interested
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 7: in me if we've made out not once, but twice,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 7: and so and so kind of maybe thinking ahead, like oh, okay,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm gonna get the nerve to ask her out.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: I got on a proper.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 7: He hadn't asked yet, but he went ahead and just
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 7: made a reservation to have it because he was planning around.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: Like that day.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: If I don't there's you can't do anything. I don't
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 6: completely booked.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: You know, Valentine's Day is for like hardcore relationship people.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and let me say this is so tacky. It
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: totally is.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 10: That's kind of the point, like would you take a
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 10: second date to Valentine's Day dinner?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: But if you were dating somebody, you might go out
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day for dinner.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 14: But they're not dating, and that's to be like, I
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 14: am very clear about what I want, and it's not
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 14: I don't know who you are, trust me, I don't
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 14: know how clear you And like I said, like any
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 14: talk about this.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: I forgot about it after we had talked. And the
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: only reason I brought it up is because but I
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: just said, no, I forgot about it.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 10: Tyler, that makes sense. But Morgan, you've also said that
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 10: he won't take no for an answer. Does that still stand?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 14: I mean, after the hot seat, I would say he
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 14: gets it now. But that's yes, that's what I'm getting at.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 14: That's why I stay to myself at home. That's why
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 14: I don't, you know, say thanks for flowers, because I
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 14: don't want to feed the fire to lead them on.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so right now, communication is clear, there is no misunderstanding.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 7: No I'm saying, but you feel that things are clear,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 7: I think, so okay.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: And then dombas. Tyler, you're clear on you know, kind
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: of where things are.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: Like I said, it's been clear for a month.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, God forbid a man tries to make a move
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: and tries to take control. You'll find the girl, Tyler.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: You're doing all the right.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 10: Things, yes, and somebody will like the communit kids exactly.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 13: There's some girl that wants that.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: Although I feel and my wife made me right on this,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 7: I feel that Morgan there's something in there that she
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: might be still interested.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: What's happening.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 14: I'm telling you yet it used to be yes, but
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 14: when the flip has switched for me, there's I mean.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: Tell me.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 7: The only thing about this that you know that I
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 7: can't get past is like I buy flowers for myself
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: to make myself feel.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: Better just the way. Oh my god, Yeah, that was
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: your sticking.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 7: Somebody called him Tylee Cyrus.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: I support that.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: In fact, we do have a song.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 12: We were drunk and we're poll You are just puked
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 12: on the floor. That's your mom, sleep in my bed.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 15: She didn't want my spunk. I don't want you to
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 15: leave walk and I like this, so I said, call me,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 15: give me.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 7: I bought myself flower.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: That was really saying the room floor with my star
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: Wars and I Don't.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: Made you chick it in Seal was on the game.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: My god, it's really good, right, It's.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: Much like the Melting Pot Reservation, he wrote. He wrote
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: that months ago.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: Morewood Show's next hang up Mark.
• 1:38:28
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• 1:38:35
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• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: much devastation. Woody Woody And now back to the Woody Show.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: All right, some advice on the text for dumbass Tyler,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 7: they say, secret advice.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: Oh well, let's your now.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: Tell Tyler to.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 7: Go on the dates that we found for him, or
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 7: at least leave the house smelling like cologne three nights
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 7: a week, and Morgan will be interested.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: Again.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: It works like magic.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 13: Don't think that away for sure.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 9: That's the only thing or the number one thing that
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 9: makes other girls jealous is seeing knowing that you're with women.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: Did you ever see those videos?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 7: I know some of them are fake, but it's got
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: a it's got had to have worked before, where like
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 7: a guy will just spray women's cologne in their car
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: and then video tape the reaction girlfriend gets what the
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 7: hell is that?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: It's pretty funny. Yeah, that's that's a good one. What
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: what do you you were? You were Colone? Right, like
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: you were like what sex panther?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: What is the secret?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Because dude, I'm telling you my son Tyler pulls chicks.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: I'm just myself a little egotistical, but I'd just be myself.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, what what Colone?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 8: Do you?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 6: The Johnny Depp was like, savan, where do you buy that?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 6: I think I got it off Amazon last time.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 10: I think it's like the departments.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 9: Jesus goes back to point you made it a while ago.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 9: Tyler is a very basic bro. Like his his date
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 9: night on Valentine's Day was the melting Pot. I mean, yeah,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 9: that's that's great for high school. You know, nothing against the.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: Melting Pot is like the melting Pots great.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 9: I know, like the very middle of the road basic,
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 9: you know, which is fine. It's heartfelt, but it's very
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 9: uncreative and like, you know, ormal that's what you're saying,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 9: and he's trying to get.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: With uh, you know, not Tyler. Does anyone else think
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: that Morgan will get fomo when Tyler starts going on dates.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 13: I'm telling him to go.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 14: I've been asking him, have you hit him up? Like,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 14: but you say that, Okay, believe me or not honest,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 14: it's going to be me.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: There's no reason to get defensive. We're just having a conversation, Okay.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: I don't think you know.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 10: I think I think it's one of those situations where
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 10: you will probably start feeling relieved when he has other interests. Yes,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 10: because you tried it, you decided it wasn't for you,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 10: and now you'll you're ready for your independence.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: Six five seven.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 5: I think I'm falling for Tyler.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: How tall is he?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: How tall?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 17: You see?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: It's working.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 13: To stand next to me.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: You've got another lot shorter than.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 10: We're going to need him to come, come in shoes off?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: Where's the tape? He's not short by any means, but
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: I was not short shorter than me?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And your how tall?
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 13: And I'm five to ten?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 7: This one six ers like Morgan, doth protest too much? No,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 7: this is her frustration though I believe a lot in
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 7: this room and I don't whatever.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 14: This is why I talked about it on air, because
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 14: I'm not trying to drag someone by just being honest.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: About tracking anybody off lips together. You got.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: Than kidding?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you are.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: Shorter than she is.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: Ignore the pump town.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah no, that's I mean shorter, Yeah, barely.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 13: Your time five to ten?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: You're five ten, Yeah he's five and half.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 10: Well you're both saying you're five to ten.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yes you are. But Tyler, Tyler
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: stands straight up.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 13: Touch Yeah he slouches.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: He slashes, yeah, straight up, like someone's pulling a string
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: from the there. Oh yeah, now he used.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: To say.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 14: So much.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 13: I don't like our butts together so much.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, somebody got a boner. But yeah, now
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 8: see when he's not slashing, he's the same height, so
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 8: he is, he's five ten.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: Does this change the roommate agreement at all?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: Says a tape measure, because wasn't there like a wasn't
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: an agreement like nobody's to bring people back to the apartment.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: No listeners, no listeners.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's okay, that's what it was. Okay, no listeners.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: But okay, and if he want again, that's straight.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 14: The rent is a whole different discussion. If he wants
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 14: to pay more, he can do whatever you want.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 7: I'm saying, like, if he wanted to bring slams back,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 7: not listeners, like number twenty six and twenty seven, like
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 7: whoever comes next.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 13: Do whatever you want, but not listeners.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: Not listeners.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 10: So if he met them through the show, they can't
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 10: come to the house.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 14: If he wants to pay more rent, do whatever you want, yes,
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 14: because it's not we don't pay evenly either, all right, so.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 10: You get two thirds more decision making power.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 14: Not really, but I'm just saying I don't feel comfortable
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 14: with you.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: Get them my address, trust me, I understand.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 13: And also thirties, she should have a place you can
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 13: always go.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 14: So yeah, it would be great for you guys.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: That's a fair thing.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 13: I want him to slam. He's got somewhere else to go.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: She has more time alone.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 14: At their place.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 7: Dumb asked Tyler, question, you had said that you had
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 7: a date set for Saturday with one of the uh listeners.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: It's still did she follow up with you? No, at
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: least not since that, okay, because I was I.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 7: Was wondering if you had heard from her that this
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 7: is a chick, right, I knew that's her okay, because
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 7: I never okay, I say I knew we had a
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 7: picture of it, so I found it yesterday in the office.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: This is the when we did this Mackenzie picture. But
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: I did see that one before because because let me see,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: somebody wrote on it.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: Somebody wrote the other I think I didn't realize that.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize that was the other chick. By the way,
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: very attractive. I think somebody it's not me. I don't
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: know what's wrong with that. By the way, both of
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: those women are very yes.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: By the way, Tyler is just above sixty nine inches,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: which is Greg losing It kills me everything. This is
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: the second day, Oh god.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: Anyway, but yeah, I'm Morgan. It's frustrating where people don't
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: believe you're much.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 5: Like, what do you give the same answer at one
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: time and then you're called defense.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 14: When it's hard to be honest. But I do it nonetheless.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 13: I don't make up.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: Do you guys know that you're standing together in the
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: same room. Do you feel like you have a mutual understanding?
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Or is Tyler still.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 5: Kind of like.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: Crystal clear? What's going clear? A month ago?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what I said, but what are you still
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: angry about?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: I'm fine, You're fine. Now I'm fine. Honestly, I'm fine.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: You're fine. Out you don't look fine.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 6: I'm well, yeah, of course I don't look fine. It's
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 6: a pretty embarrassing moment. But you know, is it whatever
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: I think.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't think. I don't honestly, I
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: don't think that you did anything embarrassing. I think, if anything,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: Tyler kind of comes out looking before.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 7: Yes, that's why we called Tyler yesterday because she she
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 7: was like like like impressed, like like she thought, ah,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 7: how sweet.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: She was like, oh my god.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: That's and if it had been snowwhere it would be
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: a story.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 13: Right, So Tyler, you look as context.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: Although the flowers flowers is a big bomb.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 14: I actually have a question about that. If the flowers
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 14: bring you joy and keep you from going to a
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 14: dark place, don't you want.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 13: Them in your room?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 6: There's no sunlight in my room. I keep the blade,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: I keep the window of the shade blows. Yeah, because
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: I sleep.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: During the day. Well, you know, they're already cut, they're
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: not alive. I mean, there's that.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: In the water.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 10: But may I suggest somebody needs to change that water? Yeah,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 10: it is gross, because then the flowers will last. But Tyler,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 10: I bought you new flowers yesterday, so take a look
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 10: at them.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: That song, by the way, very good that was. That
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 5: was that was a product of Sea Bass, Sea Bass
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: to that one yesterday in the Tide.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: He sent that to me yesterday and I died, I'm like,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: this is so good.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: If you're just tuning in this is we were drunk
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: and we're poorer.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 12: You are just puked on the floor sleeping in my bed.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: That happened.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 15: She didn't want my spunk. I didn't want you to
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 15: leave walking out like this, so I said, come here
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 15: and give me. I bought mysellflowers.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: When I was really sad.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 5: In my room for hours.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: With my Star Wars.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 12: When I goes sing.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 4: Made you chicken in the seat he walked in while
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: On the cane.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah we were made that written so.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah keep and by the look on his face, the
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 7: floor is going to be making a killing.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 4: There you go upside down kill.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 5: No smooth.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: In all.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 7: Honestly, I don't think. I don't think you come out
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 7: other than you buy yourself flowers.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's what.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 10: But thing that comes out of this because I do
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 10: I agree with them. Not only do you seem sweet,
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  Speaker 10: but you're also pulling you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a Morgan. Please, what is Tyler? Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, we're gonna take a break.
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  Speaker 7: Bet, We're gonna take a break, and then we come
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  Speaker 7: back up. Met us put together this giant beer bong.
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I got high and thought of something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So the station is up on the fifth floor and
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 7: there's a balcony at the end of the hallway. So
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 7: we have it set up, you know, uh where who's
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 7: gonna go down?
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  Speaker 4: Who's taking the beer?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, because Greg was talking about doing it at first.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can. I'll help him anyway.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so Menace is going to be on the receiving
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  Speaker 7: end of the It's a five story tall beer bo
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  Speaker 7: like he had to go to multiple places.
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  Speaker 8: I did because I thought it would be easier to
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  Speaker 8: get that it would get it would be easy to
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  Speaker 8: get the tubing, but apparently not for the clear tubing
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  Speaker 8: that's one hundred feet apparently apparently.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you got like a funnel, but it's constructed
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: And how is it going to go?
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  Speaker 5: Is it heavy enough? The tubing will go all the
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  Speaker 5: way down. Yeah, I have like some weight on the
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  Speaker 5: bottom so it can reach the bottom.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, so we'll go out to the balcony.
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  Speaker 7: We would come back. We'll be live from the balcony. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and then we'll figure out, uh, we'll figure out how
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 7: to get it get that down there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's yeah. Well, I mean this thing cost me
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: three hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 4: I know that's what you're saying. Now, how did you
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 4: measure tub prices? How did you measure the distance?
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: A couple of times? While I use my iPhone, I
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 5: measured that.
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  Speaker 8: Also I googled, like for an office building, how high
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 8: is usually like five stories and it is a couple
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 8: of feet normal bigger than normal, so it could be
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 8: up to seventy feet.
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  Speaker 5: And then also I use AI too. Okay, yeah, all.
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  Speaker 7: Right, Well it's the Giant Beer Bong Challenge, yes, and
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  Speaker 7: that'll be coming up next from the balcony.
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  Speaker 4: All right, So we're out here on the patio and
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: we have the beer bong.
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  Speaker 22: Greg and Menji are in charge of dropping it down
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  Speaker 22: to the party below five four five floors below there's
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  Speaker 22: Vaughan I see sea Bass, and then there's men as
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 22: all right, it's time.
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  Speaker 5: To deploy, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bomb's away, Bomb's away, all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, No, stop it, move it, move it back, move
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  Speaker 6: it back. Hey, bring it back over, bring it back over.
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  Speaker 4: So they can't see it.
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  Speaker 10: My god, just put it backward, put it down backward
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  Speaker 10: from lege.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Apparently people don't know what standback means that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, uh, I'm going double shack.
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  Speaker 6: Here.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we're we're clear.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 4: We're clear.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 5: Hold hold again. Coming.
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  Speaker 6: Security is coming.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: Back away from the legs. Back away from the legs.
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  Speaker 21: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, we are big, the biggest sneaky pilem.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 5: You want to get you want to get the baby
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: over the prone. We had a big steaky in the food.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like noticing, Yeah, there's not gonna thrive from there right.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 13: Outside.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah, throwing water or some people from up there.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 5: Oh kind of for about that.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why. Okay, what's going on?
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 8: Apparently apparently somebody's throwing some water over the ledge before
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 8: and so security came out.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, I told her a sib a lie. But
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 5: they're on us already, they're already on us. Okay, well
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 5: do you think Yeah, there's more security walked outside I
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 5: forget it.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: This is gonna be a big fiasca.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they said, I'm more security somehow. They said they're
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 5: mad the last time we balloons are something off here.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 15: I remember that.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 7: I told her.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: I told her we had I told her we had
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: a bunch of sticky food we made and we were
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 5: keeping it outside.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 9: Which wanted to run it downstairs real fast, throw it
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 9: out because it's real stink.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: She said, oh, okay, okay.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 5: So there's the maintenance guy walked out and the security
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: walked out.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: So they're on the lookout for us.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: No aboard, aboard, aboard, aboard, aboard, aboard.
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  Speaker 4: Aboard, Join fun.
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  Speaker 7: And to the rest of you, and end of the
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 7: morning to you. That is the end of the Tuesday
• 1:53:08
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• 1:53:20
  Speaker 7: Fatness Week three. Also, we had the best of intentions
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: with this, this giant beer bond. But yeah, back to
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 7: the drawing board where we have all this stuff.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we just need a new building.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 7: We just need to regroup and we'll figure out how
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 7: to get that done. We gotta spent all that money,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah for real, and all that effort.
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• 1:54:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Greg Gory, Yes, Parting words of wisdom please, Yes,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 7: and wine.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 4: There is wisdom and beer, there is freedom and in
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 4: water there's bacteria.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, question beer from that stuff.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: Question for the drinking rules?
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: Is it true beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 5: You're in the clear.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 4: That's what they say. Yeah, that's the old miss And
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: what would.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: Would the reason be behind that?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 4: That's a great question. I've put it to the test
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: and it's gotten me sick, and then other times I've
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: been fine, what if it's the carbonation. If everybody's got
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: an answer on that, hit us up.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah. The text after ours voicemail whatever, is that true?
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  Speaker 4: Liquor before beer? I followed the rule just in case,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: all right, and then uh yeah, beer before liquor, never sicker.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, liquor before beer, You're in the clear, which is
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 7: why I always at least start with the liquor.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 7: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 7: for giving the One Show some of your valuable time
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 7: this morning. You know we able to appreciate you for that.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 7: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 7: you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: S M D double M.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: I quit this bitch.