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COLD CUTS: Choccy Tourism · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't he the BC Boys there on the Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 3: The time is six thirty seven. Let's give out some advice.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas sixty nine.
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  Speaker 4: Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. This
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  Speaker 4: one comes in from anonymous Fellers. Good day, guys, I
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  Speaker 4: need advice, no names please. So me and my partner
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  Speaker 4: watched Grand Designs every Sunday, just like Kesey's partner. My
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  Speaker 4: partner has always had a soft spot for Tom, the
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  Speaker 4: main guy. I've never had an issue with it, because,
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  Speaker 4: let's be real, he's a celeb. But Sunday just gone.
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  Speaker 4: It was different. She fell in love with the builder.
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  Speaker 4: We were watching it and the main builder kept popping
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  Speaker 4: up and she actually rewinded it to see his name.
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  Speaker 4: She said he was good looking, didn't phaze me too
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  Speaker 4: much until every time he popped up. She would be like, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: he's doing such a good job, or oh he must
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  Speaker 4: be a really kind businessman the way he's looking after
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  Speaker 4: that family. And then the builder said that he was
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  Speaker 4: going to beat the estimated timeline, and that's what tipped
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  Speaker 4: her over the edge. Episodes finished, and I thought that
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  Speaker 4: was that little did I believe what I saw? She
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  Speaker 4: was actually searching him on Instagram later and that night
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  Speaker 4: in bid let's just say his name is Ben the builder?
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  Speaker 4: That was a builder's name. She then proceeded to show
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  Speaker 4: me one of his photos where he's absolutely shredded. She says,
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  Speaker 4: I think Grand design should get this guy to host
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  Speaker 4: instead of Tom. So my conundrum is, do I forbid
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  Speaker 4: us ever from watching Grand Designs again? Do I divorce her?
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  Speaker 4: Or in Mogi's words, should I find bit and smack
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  Speaker 4: him over. Please help with your advice.
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  Speaker 5: Cheers, Well, it's got nothing to do with Ben.
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  Speaker 4: He hasn't done anything wrong, has he?
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  Speaker 6: No mean, I guess you know there's an opportunity here
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  Speaker 6: to put the show on the other foot and see
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  Speaker 6: how she likes that. I can't quite imagine trawling through
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  Speaker 6: Instagram and finding her hotty and then showing my wife
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  Speaker 6: and then saying that she should be the star in
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  Speaker 6: every TV show.
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  Speaker 4: That we and then like finding a photo of her
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  Speaker 4: and a bikini or.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, it seems yeah, seems a shame.
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  Speaker 5: But you've got to break up with her.
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  Speaker 4: You can bring hiss break because he's saying divorced. So they're
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  Speaker 4: obviously married.
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  Speaker 6: I've been married. Yeah, I mean she's got one foot
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  Speaker 6: out of the door anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, say it's any amount of time before they become lovers.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds of that, So I mean i'd call it early
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  Speaker 2: and preserve whatever dignity you've.
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  Speaker 4: Got left, cut your losses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: Just it's inevitable you're going to go with this guy,
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  Speaker 2: so or try to or try to either way, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not happy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on my way.
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  Speaker 4: Because it is one thing to have like a celebrity,
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  Speaker 4: you know, crush or whatever. But if it's just like
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  Speaker 4: a guy who's a builder.
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  Speaker 6: Tell of a relationship where you're sitting there watching the show.
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  Speaker 6: You've seen someone you're like, you rewind it to get
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  Speaker 6: the name so that you can search it on Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, they've got a good relationship, these two, but
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  Speaker 6: it feels like a friendship here yeah it does.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so obviously smack and Ben over it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: he probably.
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  Speaker 2: It's not Ben's fault that he's a stud, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean, divorced.
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  Speaker 6: It's old mate's fault here, what's his name? Anonymous? That
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  Speaker 6: he's married a shocking bath.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you what I do find annoying. Good
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  Speaker 3: looking dudes that are shredded, that are nice guys. That
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  Speaker 3: annoys me.
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  Speaker 5: Nice guy has finished last day, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But not if they've got you know, and ebs and
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  Speaker 2: so if you say, dude, you want it to be
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  Speaker 2: a massive asshole? Yes, okay, mind you having well actually
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  Speaker 2: having said that, that's that's playing. Unless Magie is pointing
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  Speaker 2: out bad boy in the which is just as when
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  Speaker 2: you can't win either way there, he's either a really
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  Speaker 2: nice guy and a stud or be an absolute piece
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  Speaker 2: of work. It's a bad boy and a stud. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: so divorce, yes, and lead into.
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  Speaker 5: The pro Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see any other way through this.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 4: I hope that helps. Meet padding up sixty nine at
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  Speaker 1: Touch The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed Nirvana there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday night at the time six thirty seven and today
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand. Today is a very historic day on the
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  Speaker 2: sporting calendar because on this day, five years ago this happened.
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  Speaker 3: I'll show me again with the sammis and bowls to Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: What time ha p.
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  Speaker 3: And that's gonna go for sex? I think.
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  Speaker 2: And after so much heartache, after so much pains, after
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  Speaker 2: so much so.
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  Speaker 3: Freak up, didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You trickoners and now champions of the world.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I think hell of one of the great pieces of
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  Speaker 6: radio or sporting commentary. I should say the should be
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  Speaker 6: proud of yourself. You're saying that you sort of wrote
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  Speaker 6: about twenty or thirty different options.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I need to work.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you actually or did you just say that?
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  Speaker 3: I just said that. Really No, I wrote down thirty options.
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  Speaker 5: You got to have options. You can't just come up
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  Speaker 5: with these things off the calf.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We talk about your Keith Quinn like when he saw
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  Speaker 6: Joana Lombi score that try, he goes, oh, oh, I
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  Speaker 6: don't think you didn't write down a few different options
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  Speaker 6: before he came up with that gold.
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  Speaker 5: But he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't the rumor that he dropped this piece of
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  Speaker 4: paper or something.
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  Speaker 2: Rumors he actually had put that on trade me. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: notes for that because his options for that particular moment
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  Speaker 2: and ah ah sold for like forty seven thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we sell yours for you fellers who are
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  Speaker 4: massive cricketing Tragic's greatest moment in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 6: Cricket history, Well, for me absolutely, I was in the
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  Speaker 6: room with you, Jason. We were commentating that with Lane
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  Speaker 6: and Heath and a huge moment. Easy because we're often
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  Speaker 6: in the finals. We certainly have been the last ten
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  Speaker 6: or so years, and we never went. Yeah, part's annoying.
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  Speaker 6: I like being in the finals. I like getting down
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  Speaker 6: to the semi finals even but I hate losing all
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  Speaker 6: the time, and so to win in what is, in
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  Speaker 6: my opinion, the greatest form of cricket agreed in the
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  Speaker 6: very very first iteration of the World Tiest Championship, where
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  Speaker 6: it's a two year rotation. Every test match you play,
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  Speaker 6: well pretty much every test match you play has points
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  Speaker 6: de allocated to it. At the end of the two years,
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  Speaker 6: whoever's got the most amount of points meet in London
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  Speaker 6: to play this one Test match and the winners declared
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  Speaker 6: the greatest of all.
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  Speaker 4: Time and it was India as well, and it was in.
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  Speaker 5: India, which was magnificent.
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  Speaker 6: The other thing that made it particularly special was that
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  Speaker 6: Australia was on course to be in the final with India,
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  Speaker 6: except they got DOC World Championship points because of a
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  Speaker 6: slow overrate in one of their Test matches. And if
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't for being DOC those points, they would have
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  Speaker 6: been in the final instead of New Zealand. So we
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  Speaker 6: snuck in by the bareest of margins. We didn't deserve
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  Speaker 6: to be there, really, and then we smashed India.
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  Speaker 3: I totally can caur Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: And like you say, for a cricketing nation, we punch
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  Speaker 2: well above our weights. We're always in semis or we
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  Speaker 2: get into finals, we never win the bloody things.
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  Speaker 3: And so to.
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  Speaker 2: Finally be the world Test champions, and that was, as
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  Speaker 2: Moggi were saying, the greatest thing, Test champions, not some
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  Speaker 2: half fast tea twenty tournaments, not one day's Test champions.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy, it was a great day.
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  Speaker 4: How do you think they would stack up compared to say,
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  Speaker 4: the Warriors winning the prey the premiership.
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  Speaker 3: Ok, it's not even it's not even closer.
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  Speaker 7: No, it doesn't the Warriors coming to really, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 7: not nearly as impressive.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's amazing that what was it? Was it twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty that happened.
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  Speaker 6: Twenty twenty one, five years yes, five years ago to
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  Speaker 6: the day. Cole Jamison Man of the match was seven
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  Speaker 6: seven wickets I think it was twice.
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  Speaker 3: It was a hell of a Test match. Was it
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  Speaker 3: was this six days?
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  Speaker 6: It was a risk it was not rained and so
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  Speaker 6: they had a risky to carry over that ride.
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  Speaker 5: It was over six days. CAZy going to be alive.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Royal Blood.
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  Speaker 2: There on the radio, Hold Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
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  Speaker 2: The time is fourteen minutes past six o'clock and.
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  Speaker 6: It's time for breaking news. This is breaking news, Fellows,
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  Speaker 6: exciting stuff. The New Zealand favorite chocolate bar Perky Nana
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  Speaker 6: really named one of the world's most sought after supermarket snacks,
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  Speaker 6: finishing in the top nine. That's worldwide, Fellows. As part
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  Speaker 6: of grocery tourism. Have you heard of grocery tourism before?
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  Speaker 6: Jizbot No. Grocery tourism is when people visit supermarkets, food
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  Speaker 6: market specially food chains or stores while traveling. Is a
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  Speaker 6: way of experiencing a destination's culture. So you're perky Nana.
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  Speaker 6: It's a unique chocolate bar available in New Zealand. It
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  Speaker 6: was unique to New Zealand and it's it's hugely popular
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  Speaker 6: apparently amongst tourists.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I like being a grocery tourist. But when we're
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  Speaker 4: in London, Dam which isn't in Europe, Jason, but is
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  Speaker 4: sort of in the vicinity simply.
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  Speaker 5: The United Kingdom, sort of you up a Jason, It's
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  Speaker 5: a Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: We bought some Jammy Dodgers just because there was like
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  Speaker 4: a you know, basically like a Shrewsbury, right, very nice.
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  Speaker 7: We were in when we were in when we were
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  Speaker 7: in Sydney, we were into the super market there and
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  Speaker 7: got some apples those yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like you've got to try these, man.
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  Speaker 4: What what breed of apple was it?
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  Speaker 3: It was like a Granny Smith something great Smith.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah was it a Grannie Smith?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wow, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 6: Some of the other things in this top ten, the
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  Speaker 6: propitious mango ice cream, which is a viral fruit shaped
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  Speaker 6: dessert produced in China.
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  Speaker 5: I've had that, have you? I hadn't heard of that,
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  Speaker 5: but hugely popular. Keys He came into popularity in New
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  Speaker 5: Zealand last year social searchers up by four hundred and
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  Speaker 5: thirty six percent.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so all the dairies in New Zealand started stocking them.
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  Speaker 5: You have it. It's pretty nice, is it? What is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's like an ice cream in the shape of an
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  Speaker 4: and the top is the shape of the fruit. There's
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  Speaker 4: a few different flavors and we're gonna got one because
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  Speaker 4: it's and I find this with every viral TikTok food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you go and get it, and it's always not as
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  Speaker 4: good as what you're picturing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but would you say a perky nana would be
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  Speaker 6: something that people be stoked about once they've got their
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  Speaker 6: paws on.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: I think perkinnana is like I reckon pineapple lumps better.
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  Speaker 5: Than a perkinina. Well, this is the other thing you see,
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  Speaker 5: because I would have thought Jeffers are better than a
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  Speaker 5: perkinanay kew.
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  Speaker 3: Except there are a real choking hazard. Jeffers. I'm always
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  Speaker 3: paranoid with Jeffers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, that's true. What about a more o
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  Speaker 5: a moro?
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  Speaker 6: It's more?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah more?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I don't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: love it more. But I prefer to a to a
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  Speaker 5: perky Nana perk. And that's a funny thing that's been
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  Speaker 5: mispronounced wrong all this time as well. It's a perky
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  Speaker 5: Nana Nana. Oh right, perky Nana and a.
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  Speaker 4: More Oh and how do you pronounce crunchy?
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  Speaker 5: No, that's right, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I think perky Nana is a shocking to
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  Speaker 4: be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a fan of perky Nana's at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what about the the chocolate bar, because it gets
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  Speaker 6: confused and doesn't it because we're talking about perky Nana's
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  Speaker 6: man or so what were you or we're talking about
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  Speaker 6: old ladies that have got a bit of a pep
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  Speaker 6: in their step might have just brought themselves some new
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  Speaker 6: white loafers.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm a big fan of them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of them.
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  Speaker 2: You mean ten loafers, and you mean boots, women's boots,
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  Speaker 2: not loafers.
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  Speaker 5: And you mean stilettos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're referring to the shoes Jason's Wearing Right,
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