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Gilmore Girls Gazette: Parenthood: The Vibes Are Not Vibing (Season 5 E4 & E5) · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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  Speaker 1: I am all in.
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  Speaker 2: Again!
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  Speaker 1: Gilmore Girls Gazette with Amy Sugarman and Danielle Romo.
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  Speaker 2: An iHeartRadio podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We are here for what may be our last parenthood
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  Speaker 3: up for a minute just for.
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  Speaker 2: A minute yeah for a minute for a minute.
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  Speaker 4: We'll be back in the new year with more parenthood.
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  Speaker 2: Correct exactly correct there's so much it's gilmore fall i
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: feel like we want we're still going to do a
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  Speaker 2: saturday episode we are expanding gazette i love it and
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  Speaker 2: i think the people want they're going to be happy
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  Speaker 2: about it i think they want their gilmore fix right
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  Speaker 2: now and then they're like yeah come back to parenthood.
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  Speaker 3: Later So in this episode, we'll do season five, episode four,
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  Speaker 3: and five, and then we'll come back.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go out with a bang.
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  Speaker 4: To finish season five in the new year.
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  Speaker 2: Did you notice something important in one of these episodes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're putting me on the spot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember which of the two episodes it was,
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  Speaker 2: but let me give you an example. Let me give
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  Speaker 2: you a little detail. There is a scene where Crosby,
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  Speaker 2: it's at the record.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: A record. Studio? Recording studio. Recording studio. Crosby is sitting
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  Speaker 2: at his board or whatever, and Adam Braverman comes in.
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  Speaker 2: Dax Shepard's makeup is so.
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  Speaker 4: It was atrocious.
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  Speaker 2: Really bad. Like it was so overdone in this one
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  Speaker 2: scene that I'm like, I don't know if it's the lighting.
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  Speaker 2: He literally looks caked. And I'm like, what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's not his fault because he doesn't do that.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The groomer overdid it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Sad day. Can we talk about Julia and Joel first?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm getting annoyed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Pete. Pete is a big old problem.
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  Speaker 2: What show do we know Pete from? She's on some show.
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  Speaker 2: I keep wanting it to be Lost, but it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's not Lost.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think Pete was inappropriate having Joel go to
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  Speaker 2: dinner and drink all those martinis?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think she was inappropriate to ask him to
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  Speaker 3: dinner to talk about business. But then it got really
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  Speaker 3: awkward when she was like, you need to have another one.
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  Speaker 3: And then it got even more awkward when Joel just
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  Speaker 3: got trashed.
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  Speaker 4: That was awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he got a whole cake. Although, respect. Went to Safeway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And got a full cake.
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  Speaker 4: It's just so out of character for him.
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  Speaker 2: Safeway, because he's in Berkeley. And then how was he
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  Speaker 2: going to get home? It kept going through my mind.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how's he going to get home?
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And the whole thing was to talk about boundaries with
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  Speaker 3: Pete and to establish that. And he just like flushed
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  Speaker 3: that down the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like Julia sticking her nose into Joel's business
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  Speaker 2: so much, though. Right, but I think— Whoa, did I
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  Speaker 2: just make a noise? Whoa, I just heard a big whistle.
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  Speaker 4: Pete was on the catch.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's not what I know her from,
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  Speaker 2: but anyway. I don't know. I think Julia's getting— she gets
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  Speaker 2: up in Joel's grill a lot, and I don't love it.
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  Speaker 3: I would agree with that, but I also think she's— Look,
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  Speaker 3: it's never ideal for your significant other to work with
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  Speaker 3: somebody so closely so much when you don't like that person.
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  Speaker 2: Does she not like pete or does she just yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think she doesn't like her too much like you
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  Speaker 3: can tell just based off of all the the times
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  Speaker 3: that they've tried to do dinner together that like pete
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  Speaker 3: is just i.
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  Speaker 2: Mean we have to work closely with people we don't
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  Speaker 2: like it's just part of life.
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  Speaker 3: No i i understand that but like they have to
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  Speaker 3: really work closely together.
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  Speaker 2: But she's a huge gig for joel No, I know.
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  Speaker 4: I get that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not worried about Pete and Joel, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 2: You are? I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: After this, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, she's making Pete do things he doesn't want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I did like how Julia did not get kind of
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  Speaker 2: pissy about the drinking, though.
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  Speaker 4: That was going to be annoying. She kind of was
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  Speaker 4: just like, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She kind of gave like a little snark, but then
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  Speaker 2: it was fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I liked that.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about the whole, you know, Victor
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  Speaker 3: working on his reading skills?
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  Speaker 2: I love the Zeke thing. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Zeke, again, just goes right back to what we talked
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  Speaker 4: about before.
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  Speaker 2: Always for the win.
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  Speaker 4: He is the backbone of this entire series.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: I agree. I mean, because he is, I feel like
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  Speaker 3: Julia is trying to like force him to read and
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  Speaker 3: Zeke is like, no, you got to make him want
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  Speaker 3: to read. Totally.
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  Speaker 2: You said it so well.
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  Speaker 3: Give him the project where he has to read to
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  Speaker 3: do what he wants to do.
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  Speaker 2: And I love how he was like, yeah, Sydney's not
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  Speaker 2: good at cars. You are.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God, right. He handled that so like a
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  Speaker 4: freaking king. He handled that so well. He's like, you
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  Speaker 4: know what? I need somebody who is good at this.
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  Speaker 4: And you're good at this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care for the realtor coming for the house though.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: But back to the whole Zeke thing, when Victor was like,
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  Speaker 3: But I'm going to be so slow.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, I got all the time in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing to do.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he handled that so great. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Although then Julia goes to Mrs. Braverman about the car.
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  Speaker 2: And then she's like, Dad, you got to talk to Mom.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Some of that I could do without.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do they sell this house?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I figured that much. The one thing I don't like is, well,
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  Speaker 4: but I get it. I get it. If I was Zeke,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, we're not selling this house. This is
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  Speaker 4: our house.
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  Speaker 2: We're selling this. It does need some work, though. That
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  Speaker 2: house does need work.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 4: But he gives Camille the cold shoulder, which I'm not,
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  Speaker 4: I don't really like too much.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He shuts her down real fast.
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  Speaker 2: He should have a conversation about it. It's interesting how
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  Speaker 2: they had money problems and now they have none. That
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  Speaker 2: was interesting, too, though. Remember the money problems?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. I forgot about that. That was like
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  Speaker 4: a whole storyline.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They realized it didn't work.
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  Speaker 2: And then the whole, okay, first of all, again, there's
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  Speaker 2: the first of all, everyone take a drink. Sarah and
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  Speaker 2: the plumbing.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of amusing, kind of not. I do like that neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: He is hot. He does seem kind of ewy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems sleazy.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of gives the ick.
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  Speaker 4: He's definitely a boy toy.
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  Speaker 2: Brian comes to fix the plumbing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Finds out about the issue with Amber.
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  Speaker 4: What did you think of that?
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  Speaker 3: Because the whole reason why that happened is because Sarah
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  Speaker 3: went to Amber and was like, he's not going to
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  Speaker 3: have any of his family at the wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you think that's weird?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not worried about that. I don't care about that.
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  Speaker 2: I do think they're rushing into the marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But that was the whole conversation that Sarah had with Amber. And,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it seemed as if Amber had told Ryan
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  Speaker 3: that that my family is skeptical about this.
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  Speaker 4: So when, you know, he comes.
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  Speaker 3: Off Sarah and she goes, you know, I'm so sorry
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  Speaker 3: I told Amber that, yada, yada, yada, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Then it got awkward, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, where are we having the wedding, the weird climb
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  Speaker 2: up to the spot, Tilden Park, I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: he is. And then, no, we got to do it here. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing it here. It's sort of like, I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care either. Just get married or don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't Yeah. This one meanders a little bit. It's
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  Speaker 2: finding its way, I think. Like, where's Hank? I need
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  Speaker 2: Hank back.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: We need Ray Romano back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling the campaign manager.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not feeling the campaign.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling any of that, right? I'm like, It's
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  Speaker 2: too random. Suddenly out of nowhere, we're running for mayor.
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  Speaker 2: Although I did like when Max gave the 20 bucks.
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  Speaker 2: That was legit.
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  Speaker 4: Right. I don't like Adam asking Mr. Ray for the donation.
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  Speaker 2: It's like bringing back Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Ray.
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  Speaker 2: It just feels like.
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  Speaker 4: And being like, hey, can you give me money? And
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  Speaker 4: then that whole thing. I didn't like that.
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  Speaker 2: No. She's a little too pushy for me. Campaign manager
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  Speaker 2: gal who's a good actress. Journey Smollett.
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  Speaker 3: But....
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's my problem and maybe why we're taking a break
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  Speaker 2: from parenthood.
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  Speaker 4: The stories aren't vibing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, oh. Yeah. The old label.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Had a Tyson Ritter from All-American Rejects being the jerk.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, oh. I just feel like we're season eight,
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: 90210 in it right now. We're just trying crap.
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  Speaker 4: We're trying just to get out of it.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: It's just like, oh.
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know, them starting their own label, I was
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: just like, can we just stick to the Luncheonette?
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  Speaker 2: Right. We just did the Luncheonette. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to start our own label again with
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  Speaker 3: two guys that don't know one lick of how to
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  Speaker 3: run a label.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even know how we're making money off
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  Speaker 2: the label. We're just making songs and doing what with them?
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  Speaker 2: Trying to sell records?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I feel that.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of a wah-wah, which look, The wah-wah of
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Parenthood is still 10 times better than most shows, but
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  Speaker 2: it's a little wah-wah-y. Even like, Drew likes the girl
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  Speaker 2: and then the Joni Mitchell.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of liked that storyline.
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  Speaker 2: Did she like him?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's a little unclear.
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  Speaker 3: She obviously does like him, I think. But I did
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  Speaker 3: think it was hilarious that he went to Adam and
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  Speaker 3: Crosby and was like, Joni Mitchell, I need to know everything.
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  Speaker 4: And they were like, track six, we'll get you later.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's all amusing. But then the girl, who's also from
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  Speaker 2: something else, he's like, I like you. And then she's
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: just like, Nothing? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that just shows you that she likes him.
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Max in the yearbook. That was kind of interesting. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I did, that actually was probably my most interesting
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  Speaker 2: storyline because he gets in trouble for taking the picture
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  Speaker 2: of the girl, rightfully so. But then Hank's like, it's
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  Speaker 2: a really good photo. And he ain't got no time
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  Speaker 2: for the, you know, whole, he's like, this is a
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  Speaker 2: good photo. Right. That's all he cares about. That's a
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  Speaker 2: good storyline. Right, right, right, right.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, obviously he gets demoted and it sucks.
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  Speaker 3: But then you're like, yeah, we can't have pictures of
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  Speaker 3: girls crying in the yearbook.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, yeah. You can tell that he's like trying.
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  Speaker 3: He's so talented at being a photographer, but it's not
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  Speaker 3: for the right subject.
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  Speaker 4: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, right, he shouldn't be the yearbook photographer anymore. Also,
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  Speaker 2: I look back on my yearbook. I was on yearbook
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  Speaker 2: and I look back at it.
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  Speaker 4: You would be on yearbook.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you. It's so bad, our yearbook. I look back
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, first of all, there's like a page
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  Speaker 2: of article that no one wants to read. And like
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: one picture that's so small, you need a magnifying glass
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: to be able to see the people's faces. I'm like,
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: who's running the yearbook? If I had to do over,
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, All photos. Just do photo, photo, photo, photo, photo.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Make the people's faces, take big photos.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you can see people. And stop with all this
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  Speaker 2: article writing that no one wants.
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  Speaker 4: We never had articles in our photos. Oh, it's so dumb.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Our yearbook. Let me shout out to our bad yearbook.
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  Speaker 2: It was so bad. I'm like, oh my gosh, what
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: were we thinking? The yearbook teacher. Yeah, you know what
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: kids want 30 years later is to read an article.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, for sure.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: Tiniest print, tiniest print you could ever see too. I'm like,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: this thing's so dumb. But anyway, I don't know. What
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: am I? I mean, look, it's still great. It was
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: very great when I watched it. I'm giving it an eight,
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: but I'm just kind of like, and sorry, by the way,
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: to want one on our big finale for parenthood right now.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: But look, we're going to, Next week, you're going to
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: hear Gazette Part 2 here, and you're going to love
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: every minute of it.
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: You're going to love it. We've got a lot of
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Gilmore stuff coming your way.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so write us your thoughts. But I do think
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: fall is a time for Gilmore, and we can put
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: a pin in paranoid.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: I can't believe it's fall.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: It's not actually fall.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Alexa, when is the first day of fall? The first
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: day of fall this year lands on Tuesday, September 22nd.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: September 22nd. We're still a month from fall.
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. We're in September. We're in September. That's weird.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to summer. And everybody feels
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: the same way, so I don't even need to say it.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: I have a child that is turning one in September.
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  Speaker 4: That is crazy.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: That is crazy. Yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to everybody.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday. Happy birthday to everybody. If you had a
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: birthday this.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Year, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. All right. Well,
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Parenthood out. I don't know what we say. Braverman's out?
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  Speaker 4: Braverman's out. We'll be back in 2027.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe. Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, don't forget, follow us on Instagram at I
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Am All In Podcast and email us at gilmore at iheartradio.com.