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815: My Soul on Fire Part 2 · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Sound.
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  Speaker 2: This is my level sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my love this is my level sounds.
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  Speaker 3: This is my love wound, this is my land.
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  Speaker 1: Sound.
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  Speaker 2: This is my lovel sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my.
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  Speaker 2: What's the harmony for that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, not right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's your thing. You're really good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little Friday, I'm a little.
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  Speaker 2: You're frying.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, my fucking it's not frazzle, thank you. That's
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  Speaker 1: the word I was looking.
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  Speaker 2: But one of your gifts is being able to quickly
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  Speaker 2: figure out the harmony. And I wanted to show off
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  Speaker 2: to the audience that you're good at that, but maybe
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  Speaker 2: you're not feeling it today.
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  Speaker 1: Sound. This is my level you sing that part sound,
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  Speaker 1: This is my live I can't do it right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine, you know what.
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  Speaker 4: It's sucked up in the brain right now. It just
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  Speaker 4: can't happen.
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  Speaker 2: It's too high. This is my level something like that sound.
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  Speaker 2: This is my level something like that sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my legvel sounds six seven eight sound this sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my last song sound six seven eight sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my leveable.
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  Speaker 4: Close.
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  Speaker 1: The last note is kind of the same.
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  Speaker 2: Now we'll have to line those up because we have
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a delay so Donald Daniel will line
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  Speaker 2: it up so we sound better sound.
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  Speaker 3: This is my left.
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  Speaker 2: Sound.
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  Speaker 1: This is my left.
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  Speaker 2: When we sing in T mobile commercials, we go into
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  Speaker 2: the booth and uh and when.
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  Speaker 1: I come up with them harmonies, I came up with
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  Speaker 1: that last one. They won't raise your rate set team
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  Speaker 1: Mo Mo.
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  Speaker 2: What happens is I go in and I just lay
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  Speaker 2: down the melody and the best I can. And then
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  Speaker 2: Donald goes in and he lays down not only his melody,
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  Speaker 2: but then like four harmony parts. And I'm like, do
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  Speaker 2: you guys want me to go in and lay down
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  Speaker 2: some harmony parts? And they're like, no, we're good, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Rude, I'm proudly damn it.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's got such a good voice. And then he
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  Speaker 2: and then the guys are like figuring out the harmonies
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  Speaker 2: with Donald, and then he sings all of the harmonies
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  Speaker 2: like as though we have a choir. But it's just
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  Speaker 2: Donald's got a great voice. You both have great voices.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Ralph. I'm the Ralph Tresvan of the band.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that reference is, of course you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Is it boys to men close? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: New addition?
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  Speaker 6: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Oh calm down, Geez, Louise, you didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Man. If you knew it wouldn't I wouldn't be so
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  Speaker 1: fucking frazzled.
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  Speaker 2: You guys. I saw billboard for a new spider Man
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  Speaker 2: movie with Dakota Johnson. I want to know what the
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  Speaker 2: spider verse. I want to know what the what the
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  Speaker 2: superhero fans in the in the post? You think about this?
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited? Your thoughts?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Wow, Dakota Johnson's pretty. She's so beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: She's beautiful. Huh. I really do think she's so beautiful
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  Speaker 2: and she's so real. I do think she's a movie star.
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  Speaker 2: She's very charming.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she's dating my boyfriend Ellen.
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  Speaker 2: She's dating my boyfriend Chris Martin. But that's not the question.
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  Speaker 2: The question is what you two superhero love?
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  Speaker 4: You said, what about what she took?
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  Speaker 3: That?
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  Speaker 1: She did? What I said? She's dating my not Joelle?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say?
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  Speaker 5: I said that she's very pretty?
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  Speaker 4: And what do you say after that?
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to repeat it? Something about Ellen?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Talk about took down Ellen degenerate?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody knows, they saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know what that story is, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not interested. Tell me about your thoughts on this new movie.
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited, Donald A. You're bringing the kids in
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  Speaker 2: the in your in your communities of superhero fans. Is
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  Speaker 2: everyone geeked? What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: You know a lot of silence here at I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be honest with you, and.
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  Speaker 2: We only want the fans only want honesty.
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  Speaker 1: I will only give you honesty. I don't know much
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  Speaker 1: about Madam Webb. I am excited to see all of
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  Speaker 1: these uh interesting outfits because they're definitely opening up the
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  Speaker 1: Spider Verse more with these characters.
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  Speaker 2: Look at your will's face, Well, why are you why
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  Speaker 2: are you censoring yourself? Okay, we don't want to upset Sony. Sony.
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  Speaker 2: Sony wants you to be honest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's they don't. But it's frustrating.
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  Speaker 6: It's very frustrating to be a woman who likes the
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  Speaker 6: superheroes and then female at superheroes movies come out and
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  Speaker 6: you're like, what it's happening and why here's my biggest issue. Uh,
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  Speaker 6: Madam Webb in the comics is a old, cranky bitch
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  Speaker 6: and she's awesome. Uh, And they were like, what if
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  Speaker 6: we made her young and sexy? I'm not interested, not
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  Speaker 6: interested in a young, sexy Madam Web. She's supposed to
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  Speaker 6: be old, supposed to see everything. She's like literally lives
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  Speaker 6: in another dimension like this.
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  Speaker 1: She's kind of what Loki is at the end of Loki.
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  Speaker 1: She's kind of that, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: And I think if Helen Miren is down to do
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  Speaker 6: fast and furious movies, there's no reason you could have
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  Speaker 6: called Helen Miron and been like, Hey, what this really
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  Speaker 6: weird one off character and she would have been about it,
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  Speaker 6: and I really feel like audiences still would have been
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  Speaker 6: about it. The Sony universe is confusing to me. I
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  Speaker 6: don't understand it. I want to love it. I'm just
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  Speaker 6: not I'm not here for it.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you can understand. I guess the studio executive going, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but what if she's hot and sexy, like to cut it.
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  Speaker 5: I that's her answer to everything, And.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's where some of it's failing, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I can't say this about Disney yet,
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  Speaker 1: but as far as Sony goes, when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man, they've missed every time, even Venom. I like Venom,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I like, you know, kind of, but when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to the Spider Man movies, it's not up
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  Speaker 1: there with all of the rest of them, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, it's it's actually toward the But this
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  Speaker 1: is just my opinion.
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  Speaker 2: No, just the animated versions. I'm clear you like Phil
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  Speaker 2: and Chris's work.
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  Speaker 4: That Shit's fired.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the top of the list right there
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to Spider Man. But it's really interesting,
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  Speaker 1: like if you're gonna and also if you're gonna, if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make the fill and Chris Spider Man, why
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  Speaker 1: not stick to that and you know, connect everything, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just like the Disney Verse has kind of done it,
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  Speaker 1: The Disney Marvel verse kind of has done it. Like
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  Speaker 1: all of these things don't make sense, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's kind of a tag here and kind of a
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  Speaker 1: tag there, and then they pull it out and it's
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  Speaker 1: just been It's a mess, is what it is. As
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  Speaker 1: they say, as you're as Mandy Patampkin said in Wish
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  Speaker 1: I was Here, it's a mess Aiden right, Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he probably said something like that. I'm impressed
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  Speaker 2: that you remembered a quote from which I was here.
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  Speaker 2: And also you remember my character named Aidan. Thank you Donald,
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  Speaker 2: Can you explain to me Joelle, our resident pop culture expert,
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  Speaker 2: why does Sony have the rights to Spider Man and
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  Speaker 2: not why is it not with Marvel?
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  Speaker 1: Sure?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So before Marvel became a studio, they licensed a
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  Speaker 6: lot of their properties, particularly in the nineties, the comic
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  Speaker 6: book industry had a boom and then a bust. So
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  Speaker 6: when they went bus, a lot of the comic book
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  Speaker 6: companies were like, we'll sell off our IP so people
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  Speaker 6: can make movies out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Before could they have Blade? Originally too?
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  Speaker 5: They did?
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  Speaker 1: Was that a New Line?
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was Sony, but it might have been
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  Speaker 6: New Line. I cannot remember which production.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the point. Everybody was fucking grabbing what they could.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: So basically that's why Marvel started with Iron Man. At
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  Speaker 6: Superhero almost nobody knew about it's when they still had
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  Speaker 6: the IP. And then a few years later there's a
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  Speaker 6: great uh saga when Kevin Faigie went and saw, oh gosh.
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  Speaker 5: So lady Sony, who's the head Amy Pascal Pascal?
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  Speaker 6: I actually, yeah, Apparently sandwiches were thrown. There was like
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  Speaker 6: a big fight. They were like, hey, we really need
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  Speaker 6: to get in on Spider Man, and they were like,
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  Speaker 6: we are you try it from our cold dead hands.
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  Speaker 6: But eventually peace was made and now Marvel and Sony
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  Speaker 6: work on the Spider Man movies together, but not the
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  Speaker 6: Spider Woman movies.
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  Speaker 2: All right, But my question is this. I heard some
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  Speaker 2: I read something online that could be totally nonsense, that
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  Speaker 2: if Sony doesn't put out a Spider Man every so often,
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  Speaker 2: they lose the rights. Is that true?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know how the specific I can probably come
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  Speaker 6: up with these specific terms and agreements to it, but
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  Speaker 6: they do have to continually release stuff or it reverts
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  Speaker 6: back to Marrow.
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  Speaker 2: That's a sick deal. And but I mean for for Marvel,
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  Speaker 2: because they're saying like, unless you put it out every
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  Speaker 2: X amount of years, it's gonna be taken away from you.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's for better or for worse
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  Speaker 2: in terms of the movie quality when you have a
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  Speaker 2: gun to your head being like put out a movie.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a good deal for Marvel.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine I would just consistently call Disney and be like,
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  Speaker 1: let's put out another one. Let's put out another one.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, no, because you can confuse me because you said Disney,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean.
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  Speaker 1: If I were Sony, Because Sony and Disney put those
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  Speaker 1: movies out together, that Spider Man that we watched Sony
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  Speaker 1: and Disney product.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. I thought that Tony just had it themselves.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no. I would consistently call and.
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  Speaker 1: They've already bought in uh Andrew, they bought in Toby.
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  Speaker 1: I would consistently be like, look, we started and I
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  Speaker 1: would call Phil and Chris. We started something with the
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  Speaker 1: Spider Verse situation. Let's freaking attack it hardcore.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: If you want to introduce Madam Webb and the rest
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  Speaker 1: of these characters, introduced them through that story. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? If you want to introduce Venom, this
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  Speaker 1: ambient and all of that stuff. I know you had
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  Speaker 1: it before, but introduced them now with that story going on,
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  Speaker 1: and because there's just so much Spider Man now, and
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  Speaker 1: you know it's not interesting if it doesn't all connect.
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  Speaker 1: What am I going to see?
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  Speaker 2: Well, my Madam web is its own separate thing, right
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  Speaker 2: or does it all connect?
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  Speaker 4: It all connects.
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  Speaker 2: It's those comic books. I guess there's another big movie
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  Speaker 2: coming out that I know nothing about it. I did
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  Speaker 2: see the trailer called Argyle that's coming out very soon.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you've heard about. That looks fun.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the new Ghostbusters. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: Also looks cute.
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  Speaker 2: How did you see the other one? The other young perced?
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Did you like it?
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  Speaker 4: I did?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Like a huge fan? You know, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: huge fan of Paul Rudd. He and I go back.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Oh were you guys in? Have you guys worked together before?
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  Speaker 4: A long time ago?
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Why do you look so melancholic all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: like you're like you're pondering your past.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just turning fifty this year, and so when I
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: think about how long ago that was a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Again, his skin is like I saw Ty Diggs by
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, speaking of good skin.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Ran into Take Diggs and he said, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, I'm great. We always talk about how
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  Speaker 2: beautiful you are.
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  Speaker 1: What did he say when you said that about how
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  Speaker 1: we talk about him?
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  Speaker 2: He smiled and gave me a hip hop hug.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: He gave you a hip hop hug. That's only Ta
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  Speaker 1: Diggs could.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a solid hip hop hug in.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Tate Diggs got a straight up rap name, Ty Diggs.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: That is a rap name, Tate Diggs. I found this backpack,
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  Speaker 2: you guys, we were gonna make for a second. We
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  Speaker 2: were considering making fake Doctor's Real Friends backpacks, and so
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: we got a one off and Joelle, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: we should find the right fan to give this too,
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  Speaker 2: because it's kind of amazing and it's one offul times.
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  Speaker 6: I really like, I think, okay, yeah, I have a copy.
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  Speaker 6: It's great, it's so beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you don't think we should just throw
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  Speaker 1: that up in the merch store. That'd be kind of fly.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know why we never made this audience
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  Speaker 2: to describe it to you. It's a black backpack, and
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  Speaker 2: then our faces are on the front pocket the picture
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  Speaker 2: that's our icon from.
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  Speaker 1: Our you can zip our face on open.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can zip our faces open. And then here's
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  Speaker 2: the best part, you guys. Because this was a what
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  Speaker 2: do you call it a product demo? What do you
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: call it a prototype? They made two different kinds of straps.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: This one has the eagleing on it and this one
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  Speaker 2: has our heads on. And I prefer this.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: One that's kind of dope.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Oh you liked it. It's both different.
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  Speaker 1: Donald, Absolutely, this thing is.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of fly. I mean, obviously I can't wear it
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  Speaker 2: because that would be so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 6: But well, you know, we've put out a really specific
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  Speaker 6: challenge to our fans to be like, hey, tell us,
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  Speaker 6: you know which episode of season nine rocks your world
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  Speaker 6: and why and maybe best answer, when's backpack in the nine.
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  Speaker 2: And you will find out why we didn't make this.
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  Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous. Maybe it would maybe the price point
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  Speaker 2: was too expensive and it was stupid, But it's pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a really great it's a good back Look at
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  Speaker 2: how when the pocket doesn't align, our faces are messed?
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  Speaker 1: Is the backpack sturdy?
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  Speaker 5: Is it a good backpack or any.
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  Speaker 4: Type of backpack that goes in the freaking frame?
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  Speaker 2: No, this is like high quality. I mean, I imagine
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  Speaker 2: that's probably why we didn't make it. Maybe the price
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  Speaker 2: point had to be too much money or something, because
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  Speaker 2: it's not a piece of ship. It's a good backpack.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Joelle, we look into that because I
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  Speaker 2: saw I was cleaning up my house and I found
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  Speaker 2: this and I just started laughing and I definitely think
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  Speaker 2: someone should win this as a prize.
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: Dope, let's do it?
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Or should we get an episode? Donald count of sin
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  Speaker 2: baby girl.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not sure we made about a bundle, he said,
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  Speaker 7: so YadA YEA.
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  Speaker 2: Very funny episode. Very funny episode. By the way, Donald,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: we should discipline Daniel because he actually really fucked up today.
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  Speaker 4: And we're going to put this in the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say so. Last week, well, yeah, last week.
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  Speaker 2: What happened was Donald and I right off the bats
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  Speaker 2: started talking in an R rated way.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no. We should have
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  Speaker 1: saved it for this week first of all. And you
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: started talking about it in an R rated way when
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: you said something about tickling. Okay, that's all I need
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  Speaker 1: to listen. You said, you, how do I tantalize the audience?
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  Speaker 1: I want to tantalize?
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  Speaker 2: Was actually the word I was looking for and I
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  Speaker 2: just couldn't think of it. Thank you for reminding me
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: of the word tantalized. A good one anyway, not that
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: this podcast doesn't get R rated all the time, but
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: because we were so right off the bat, we said, well,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: maybe just put a both slight warning in case kids,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: you know, parents turn it on and they're right away
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: into talking about waxing taints, and Joel recorded it was
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: all good. Podcast goes up. They don't think about how
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: many children you scarred today?
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Why it was what in the taint?
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Mommy? What is narring a taint?
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  Speaker 1: Mean?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Daniel apologized to the moms who had to explain taints
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  Speaker 2: to their children.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Apologize to the mod not just that, okay, to whom
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: am I apologizing?
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: She was hilarious, hilarious always. There's the funniest thing was
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: that now we've had Casey, we have this text chain
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  Speaker 2: audience so we can like give notes and talk to
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  Speaker 2: each other. It uhould be just the four of us,
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  Speaker 2: but now we added my assistant Mark and Donald's wife Casey,
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  Speaker 2: who often is his assistant. And the ship is funny
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  Speaker 2: that the ship, that the dialogue that happens in that
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: text chain is funny. No, the best part was like
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: when Casey wigsing because she doesn't know the context, I'd
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: What is this episode about?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Y'all?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be like, Joelle, do you think we should
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: cut X, Y or Z? And like it's something crazy,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: like dirty or something, and Casey's like, what are y'all
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: talking about? By the way, did you see Casey's cameo
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: in this episode? No, No, your own wife, Casey has
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: a background cross. I wrote it down.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I got to go back.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to go back.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And look, bro, I wrote it down. Then wait down, audience,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: if you want to write it down ten minutes.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: You don't have to apologize, Daniel.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: No, I want his apology ten minutes and eighteen seconds
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: in Casey Cobb is in the background if you want
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: to see what she looks like in the Mahamas many
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: years ago. Go ahead, Dan, to both of you, to Joelle,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: to the kids and the kids, I apologize for leaving
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: you hanging, for forgetting something and skirting my responsibility to
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: this podcast to be the best editor possible. So for that,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I apologize.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: You are the best.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Dale. You're great. You're great, You're great. I
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: was just worried about the children down and they get them, of.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Course, because you know, fake doctors, Real friends is for
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the kids.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as much as.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Forever Wu Tang forever.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I know that most parents who listen to the show
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: know that they shouldn't well, what's up to them, but
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: that this content here is explicit. But I only felt
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: concerned because we went right in like there was no loob.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: We went straight cocking balls away.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, so we're gonna need to record another
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: one for this episode.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: It becomes a full time thing, which you will has
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: to give morning.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It's gonna PLoP it on the front of all of them.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I never even got to hear your warning because the
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: version I heard Daniell forgot to put it on. Joel,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: do you want to recreate your warning.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: For us, something like, Hey, guys, it's producer Joel here
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: told you know, we start the show off pretty rough.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: We get a little a little wild in here, so
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: if you want to skip that, you can just go
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: straight to the fifteen minute mark.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: We'll have cleared the craziness.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Of that fout minutes of just but we got.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Into Klonics, we got into Anna bleaching. It was a lot.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: It was a lot. I all personally found it all
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: hilarious and informable and informative that we both said that
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: and informative. Although now I'm concerned because I got the
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: naire and one of you all looked it up and
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: said don't put.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: It on my head. Don't do it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Do it, don't. I don't want to hurt my balloon not.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: You know, audiences don't do it, and ZAC definitely don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Don't do it. Maybe if I put some tape on
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: my balloon knot and then just put it all around
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: so like like a painter's tape, and it won't.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I just really hope that everybody understands what you mean
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: by a balloon nut.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I think they can put together, not.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Unless they have a balloon tied and can look directly.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Too.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Well, you don't think if I put painters tape on
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: my balloon knot and then narro it around it, I'd be.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Like, yo' supposed to go anywhere near that area. I
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: was not even hes here on my own life.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this episode's going to need another warning.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Now do you remember your first time hearing balloon nott
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: and how you were like, holy shit?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: That is the best description.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I don't. But do you remember who was I feel.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Like someone on the Jay Jay mar J Moore.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was he was on Scrubs and he's the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: one who said that we where we were like saying
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: funny words. We've heard for the anus and I think
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: he won that day with balloon.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: He definitely won that day Balloon not It's certainly memorable.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I'll never forget I'll never forget it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Let's take a break.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words. Let's get
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: in the show Scrubs. Very funny episode. It's the part
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: two of the Bahamas and the episode opens with Bill's dad,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Bill Lawrence's father, whose name is Van v N like
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Bill's character in the episode, and they he's sitting with
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Kelso and Kelso steals his Bahama Mamas.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: The opening for this the the the way that they
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: do the recap was very, very funny to me. The
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: opening of this show is a page of jokes, of
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: notes and how many jokes there were. It just goes
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like it was ridiculously funny just the first before. But
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I can't do this nothing but joke, joke out the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: joke at the joke. It's all in recap as well,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: so let's get into it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Are some of the ones that you laughed at. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: laughed at the introduction of you seeing the Mermaid.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's great.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Ja played black Selena.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Selena will remind you was Sarah Chuck's stand in and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: she played uh, the Mermaid, the beautiful, mysterious Mermaid. JD
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: calls Turk black woman, black woman. I laughed at that shit.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry my.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: People, I'm sorry my people, but that shit was funny.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Black woman. And then Jad says, oh, look a cute
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: little eel and then says no, I'm naked, and he goes,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: all right, that is you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: We made that up on the day, I remember, and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: that was very funny. That's that. I never thought that
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: would make the episode. It's funny. ABC's weird standards like
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: you can't show rob and a banana hammock, but we
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: can describe your penis as an eel.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have a say I don't like the
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: way it's looking at me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so good.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand over here because I don't like the
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: way it's looking at me. I laughed.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And then what do you say? You go, Yep, it's
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: got a mind of its own.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, its tone, So.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Your penis is sort of disconnected from your body and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: moving around like an eel and then giving me the stink.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Eye because it's got a mind of its tone.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It in this in this case, it literally has a mind.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: It It really has a mind of its own. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: that was very us in the water. I have so
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: many funny stills of that with the teeky necklaces around
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: our necks, like in my in my photo library of us.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: That's just I was a funny memory of shooting.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do this is.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: This is throughout my Facebook pay Like when I go
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: through Facebook, this always shows up. Not that I'm on
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Facebook all the time, but if I were to go
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to Facebook and somebody does have a picture of me,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: you and I, it's usually us posing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: We look good. And I think everyone everyone got in
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: shape for this because we all knew we were going
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: to be shirtless this.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: You know, I would love to be that small again.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That's like back in the day when I was like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a twenty you know, twenty eight in the waist area.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You want a twenty eight, you were at twenty eight.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: At one point.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I just bought these pants. Have you ever bought pants
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: that were like your aspirational wayte size?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to manifest. I'm trying to manifest being a thirty.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: So I bought thirties and I'm wearing them right now
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: and I have to undo the top button because I'm
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: not there yet. I'm trying to I really like to pants.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: See these pants, this fucking camera.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Look like there's some stretch.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. At one when I was doing kick Ass Too,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I got all the way down to a twenty nine.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I'm usually a thirty two, but in this new diet,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I was ordering pants and they didn't have a thirty two.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: So I said self, I'm manifesting I have a new
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: waist size. It's thirty because I really want to go. Hey,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: they're fine when I if I suck it in, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going to a place where they're gonna fit fine
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: without sucking in. Are you gonna join me on my
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: ten thousand steps day?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Get a little ring like yours, and we're gonna go
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: on little hikes together.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: So I would love that. I wonder how many of
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the audience members are actually going to take me up
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: on my ten k steps a day challenge.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Let's get out there and do that shit, Let's put
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: that Who shows us?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no joke. I'm saying this quite seriously. Audienced. If
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: you're listening and you need a you need a partner
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to be accountable to It's me. I'm doing ten thousand
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: steps a day, Come hell or high water.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: We should post a time that you and I are
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: gonna go do Runyon, even if I'm dying.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to bring water. Somebody gonna have to
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: bring water.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: You might get out there with the people, get a
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: drone to fly over with the camera and film us
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: do to run your canyon? Daniel, do you know anybody
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: that could do some shit like that. Let's do the running.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Let's get out there with the people, the people that
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: listen to the podcast.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: That would be fucking awesome.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: We do the stairs, or we can even do the
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: freaking real deal, holy field side, where you know you
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: gotta go where your life's on the line if you slip.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Let's do that one, all right? Got it?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I love this is very classic Donald. He goes he
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: throttles it before he's even started. Why don't we you
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: and I start together before we invite all of the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: audience to join us on a hike.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I support that, Or we could just start right, let's go.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. You know what I would like to live?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: You know how to find me? I'm going I gotta
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: go want to hike after this? What's that's what's cool
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: about it? Like to be totally real for a second,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: is that I normally, like, we do this podcast and
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: then I would not go exercise this late in the
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: day after this is over. Just if it didn't happen
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: in the morning, it wouldn't happen. But now, because I like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I'm committed to myself and I'm accountable to doing it,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta go on a walk. I gotta go on
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: a hike to get those steps in and that's what
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: gets your ass moving, and it's it's good.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Where'd you get your ring?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Did you go to Best Buy to get it?
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: No?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: You can buy it on the interwebs.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: But what if I don't want to buy it on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the interwebs? What if I want to get it right now?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Could I get it at best Buy?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think that he's talking about the Aura ring, guys,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: which is a ring that measures your steps and your
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: sleep and your heart rate. It's all of these things
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: are like, Yeah, you can buy it on the interwebs.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Best Buy has it right now.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: You've got to go get one right after this.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: They do have it stock nice. What's cool? About it
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: is too is It tells you how well you slept,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: which I like.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, it connects to your iPhone.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an app, and then we're like doing an
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: ad for them, Joelle. They should be our sponsor. But you, uh,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: it connects to your your your phone, and then when
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: you wake up in the morning, it like analyzes how
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: many times you woke up, whether you went into rem
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: sleep and that's really interesting, and it tells you, like, hey,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: if you want the best night's sleep, you should go
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: to bed around this time tonight. It's cool. If you
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: try to look it up, it's oh you are a
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: or oh you are a Yeah, all right, let's get
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: into the episode. My dude, oh god, it's it's contagious.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I really don't like my dude or my guy, so
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: let's just say that's never gonna.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: The second we landed, the second we got to the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Abba Coast.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Was that your impression of me? The second we got
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: to the Abba.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Cost Like it was a perfect pitch for a recap.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had my recap voice on.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: That's what it was. It was like The Bachelor tonight.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: On The Bachelor, Cox sees us say I love you
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: to each other. He appears just as we turn and
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I practice saying I love you to Elliott, to.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You mm hm, he says, and he said he pops
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: out of the water. He says, that is about right,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and you're naked some shit like that, right.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the janitor is shaking down ted to take one
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: of his courses. We learned. It's been a long time,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: but we learned that the janitor, I guess has a
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: has a series of courses he provides in his garage.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: In his garage.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's but not but not only that, he
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: it's brain Trust Island style.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Right without Doug.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that accidentally behind.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there must have been a reason that Johnny
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Castle didn't make it to the island, because that's weird that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, if Casey had a cross.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: This is a Scrubs wiki thing. This is the first
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: episode in the entire series that plays completely outside of
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Sacred Hearts Hospital, except for two short flashbacks with Doug
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: not being invited to the wedding. That's a nice trivia,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you know, another interesting piece of trivia. There are no
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: fantasies in this episode.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Did you look at the invites at all?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: One milk, nurse, nurse, and.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: There was a dude. There was a dude all the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: way in the back in the window, you know where
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the door is where it's closed, and there's a window
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: there in the door holding up his sign.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I couldn't.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I couldn't make up his clubs.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Wiki says that one says stand.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: In, stand in doctor. I got that one, which is.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Very meta because he was a stand in problem.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: There's papson.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Ted accidentally puts ranch on his face. He
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: means to put sunblock on his face.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Well, do you want to talk about how he steps
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: out into the sun first to live a little?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Is that before that? Sorry if I lost it after after?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're setting up the fact that reminding
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the audience that Ted needs sun blocks so badly. He's
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: covered in it. But he messed up and he puts
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: ranch all over his face, and Todd eats the ranch
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: off of Ted's face. Do you think that Rob really
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: did that? It happens in a cut. I wonder if
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you think that Rob really puts celery on Sam's face
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: and ate it off.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That I do not know, would you do that? I
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: mean for the work, for the job, yeah, if it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: if it's funny, yeah, but I don't know. I mean, like,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: if it was my face, would you say, kissed somebody
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: on television for comedy? For laughs? Bro?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: If it's funny, let's go.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I think tongue kiss is different than than wiping ranch
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: off someone's face with and eating it. All right, you're
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: equating the two, like, all right, what would you rather
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: fake tongue kiss Judy Reyes or eat ranch dressing off
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: someone's face with celery?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Depends on whose face is.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: So you're saying, if it was Rihanna, you'd choose that,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Sue Wells furiously.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think eating Rihanna's celery face is as enjoyable
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: as fake kissing Judy Rays.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: All right, take a break and we'll be right back.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: All right, you honored me, all right?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: This is the second international meeting of the brain Trust. Yes,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the first one. They say it was in Nicaragua.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I think it was another time he almost got married?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Is that what he says?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he almost got married. He was saying, guys
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: help pretty much.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed that, but he it was something related
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: to The other international time was the time he almost
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: got married in Nicaragua.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Ship like that.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Now there's a guy named Ira who I'm assuming was
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: a local because Ira gets a lot of screen time
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: making these guys do shots.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Shots. Drank, drank, drink damnit.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a natural leader.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Drank.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Also, the guy who was the bartender who was constantly
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: serving Kelso behind My Mama's was the actual bartender at
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: that bar. He was like had been there forever. Remember that.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Bill tried to get a couple people to
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: play themselves.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: I had a lot of conk fried conk.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Oh you switched to conk from Oh no, you're staying
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: with knk instead of conch. No, if we go conk,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you prefer conk.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I called it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I wonder if there's an actual correct pronunciation.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I believe said it's conch, which we learned from SpongeBob.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Well, although I do think some people when describing it
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: as a food, we'll say, like we'll shorten it.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: But but there's definitely an a is conch the h
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: at the end.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Some of that conk.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Sounds weird.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you love conk. So Jad dives onto the bed
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: and says seagull, yes, and he's trying to turn Elliott's
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: pissed because JD. I mean, this storyline's a little silly.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: But Jad hasn't said I love you in the right way,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: So she's mad. She's pouting. She's also pouting because he
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: said something quite obnoxious. You're acting like you're yeah, yeah,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: nobody likes to hear that. But then this is very.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He shows her a video of the two of them,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and he's like, look, how firm turn looks.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: How firm tur I mean, this guy is hanging onto
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: his candy scale by his fingernails. Now, Donald, there's two
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: moments where that are shot on video, like home video.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: And I couldn't help but think was it too much
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: of a pain in the ass to get the whole
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: camera crew over there? And and so Bill came up
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: with this convention that it's home video because we've never
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: used home video footage before. I mean, granted, we are
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: on vacation, but it happens twice one at this sort
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: of beach that appears only at certain times of the tide.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That's where you and I get the camera stolen by
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the red head.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: We shot I feel like we shot that in Miami. Well,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: look at my swim trunks. Well I can't right now, Okay,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: so in the shot I have the swim trunks, so
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: on that we get paparazzied in Miami in the same
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: swim trunks, if I correct, and if you remember Bill
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: met us in Miami.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I think you just stole the swim trunks from production,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: because I don't think we shot anything.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Now those were my swim trunks. I swear that was
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't recall that, but I do remember that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: The other time it happens is when the janitor lugs
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: me up to the top of the lighthouse.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: And that was when you guys went on that trip
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to go do that though, remember you Bill.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Right, but it's to bring me, Neil and Bill in
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a video camera to the lighthouse, then bring the whole
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: crew up to the top of the lighthouse. So I'm
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: just remembering a little bit cloudily that maybe because of
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: time and just logistics, those two moments were just I.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Really do believe that was in Miami, and I really
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: do believe it was also, if not that it was
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the same day that two guys went to the lighthouse
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and we were at a different beach or whatever it was. Well,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it was. It was that, Yeah, But.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I think the Abbacos does have this thing where there's
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: like beaches that appear only at certain tides, and it's
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: really cool. You take a boat out there and you're
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: like on a beach in the middle of the ocean,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: and then you better be prepared because it's a certain
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: time that's just gone.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Here it comes.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: And I thought we actually went to one, but I
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: don't remember.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I think we did. I think we did, and I
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: think I'm just confusing it with us being in Miami.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I think this was something where Bill was like, Yo,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: come on, let's go.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think the crew came with us.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like the use, the use of the
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: cam quarder. I wonder if it's related to just like
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: ease and logistics, because it was hard to shoot down there,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: and maybe it was just like we're at a fucking
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: time it's a cam quarter because it kind of makes
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: no sense why the janitor is shooting that lighthouse moment
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: with a camquarder.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: But maybe no permit.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: No, they were very you know, this was like in
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: collaboration with the tourism board down there were very very.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Permissive Kelso sleeps at the bar.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: What also falls asleep at the bar. Calso really is
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: leaning into being an alcoholic on this episode.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lady gotta let her man be her man when
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: she takes you. That was funny. You were like, you're
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: all right with this, Gotta let my man be man.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: She goes, Okay, have fun, be back. Shut up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's not. He's a lot. Wait, I think you
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: might be going too fast.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: No, well, that's going back before we go to the
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that's before you go to the lighthouse and everything.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Like, all the couples are talking about so we're not
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: gonna talk about yesterday. All the couples are fighting. Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: she's Cox is sick of pretending that they don't like
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: each other. He's over it. Carla always says this has
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to be a quickie.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: But Turk is I get. I get Carla's I relate
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: to this whole story.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I know, man, I thought of you. This whole Carla
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: and Turk story is your life because, as you say, baby,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: we both know my longies aren't that long. But really
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: related to really you know, you and Casey have spoken
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: openly about this on the podcast, and I felt like
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: there was a lot of overlap between you and Carla
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and you and Casey.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I disagree. This is before Casey and I were even
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: talking about all right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Well then all right, well then it has become an
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: aspect of your life.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Good, it becomes an aspect I think it becomes an
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: aspect of most married couples lives in some way.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well, let's get them back
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: on I can't comment on that. Well, let's get them
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: back on the sex surface.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Follow up, follow up, that's the theme song. We don't
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: do theme songs anymore. We used to have some really
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: good theme songs. Do you remember them, Casey, come down here?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: There was that one and Joe Elmoniki is downtown? Okay,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: what was the other one?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: No matter, no.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Matter what's we got a caller, We got a callar,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: we got.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: A call Yeah, that guy was good. He were a bops.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: We had a lot of segments.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: You want are you asking for more segments back? Don
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: do you want to go back to callers?
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: No?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I just remember the songs. They were great songs.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: We had good songs. No songs the recap rat Remember
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the recapps that was early on. You did some good,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: good ones.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: We could go back to that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna do that work anymore. That was when
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: you were young, for real.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Do check me out son thereopy Hey yo, my lyrics droppy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I copy never I come through with the pin and
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: they be sloppy. My lyrics too much.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Carla says on behalf of all women. I want to
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: thank you for equating sex with love. We think it's
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: awesome when you do that. Yeah, yeah, well, Turk is
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: equating sex with love.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: In this moment. Don't we all do that? Though?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I think it's a trope to a certain extent, But.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like and I don't really believe that Turk
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: is equating sex to love. I think he's usually using
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: it as a weapon to try and trick his wife
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: into or guilt his wife into wanting to have sex
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: with him. But I don't think he honestly believes she
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't love him because she's not fucking him. He's right,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you know, he's manipulating her. He's trying to manipulate her,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and she flips it on him because she's sensitive, she's pregnant,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: she has a baby in her she just had a baby.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Her hormones are all fucked up.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: He's not taking that into into you know, he's not
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: putting that into the equation.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: His math is all fucked up. You know what I mean.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Be patient. She's gonna give you the ass eventually, she's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: you know, just you just gotta you, just gotta wait,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I get it, man. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: can relate, Turk, Christopher Christopher Duncan, Turk, I can relate.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Although I played you on television, in real life, this
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: is me too.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Are your Longi's not that longie?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: My longies are long. He's as fuck, dude. Sometimes my
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: longies is so long that my wife is like, look,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I gotta wake up. Yeah, dude, come on now, Look
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the sun's coming.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: You hear the birds?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude? For real?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Man, Like, why why if your wife wants a quickie,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: do you try and make it a longie?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not malicious, but you know, listen, if my
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: wife wants a quickie, then I don't want Look that's
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. If my wife wants
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a quickie, I don't necessarily want to have sex, but
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I'll do I'll take the quickie, but you know what
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like, you know.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Does she ever say you're turning this quickie into a longie?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: That's been said a few times. Yes, you said that.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: You said this was going to be a quickie. It's
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: now turning like a longie.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Did you teach Casey the terms quokie and longie?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: All right, Bill Lawrence everyone making his acting debut. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: don't know that Bill has ever acted in a primetime
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: TV show before this as Van as Van the mysterious Man. Now,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Todd knows Van because his fellow med students on the
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: island used to practice all of the rectalague Van and Van,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: and Van says when they're in a bar, and Van
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: aka Bill says, did a couple of them right here
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: in this very bar with you?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: To you?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: By the way, Todd, who we know is fluids sexually
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: really leaning gay in.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: This episode, I believe hardcore.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: There's a very there's several romantic moments with Cab. I
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: think yeah, because at the end they there's like two
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: different cuts to them staring into each other's eyes.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's not only did we fuck before We're
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: gonna find them again?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: We're gonna. Yeah, the wedding makes them all riled up.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean what what listen what wedding doesn't make
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: someone riled up?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: At a wedding, Yeah, people people feel the party.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: There's drinking, there's it's romance, and you don't even have
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: to be in charge of all of that. Somebody's doing
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: it for you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough, you know. I've been to weddings where
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: you don't have a partner and you're there's so much
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: romance in the air and you just feel like kicking
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: kicking rocks.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I wish there were more weddings right about now, and
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I was invited with my wife. That would be a
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: lot of fun, just to get out.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You like weddings.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I like weddings when they're real, Like, ain't nothing like
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: going to a wedding and being like, oh.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Boys, not real.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get there and that's it's like, uh.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Got it. I don't think I in the wedding where
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, I've been that way because
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: they didn't really want to be at the wedding, but not.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Like, guess what if you were that way because you
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: didn't want to be at the wedding. Guess what the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: wedding probably wasn't It wasn't it wasn't popping. You know,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it sounds interesting to me that the Indian wedding, that
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: sounds fucking awesome to me. It was like days and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: days of wedding. That sounds awesome.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: So many outfit changes, Oh my gosh, ceremonies beautiful and
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: so romantic.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Totally, it's like days days.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I think if I ever got married, I would want
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: to just do something small with a group of people
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: that were super close to me and uh and you know,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: maybe go somewhere, but I definitely don't want like a
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: tent and a dance floor. I just don't fuck you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: We did that at your house for my wedding. That
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: was fire.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but your wedding was different in lots of ways
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: because it was real, because the love was real. Right
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: by the way, I'm not anyone who's into what I
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: just said. I'm just saying for me personally, it's not
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: It's not what I would envision, but I know that
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of people are dying to have that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of small weddings. Full support.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you had one right down. You didn't even invite
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: your friends on front.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You know, we work with you and ship. We started
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: working with you doing one.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Of the hard everyone done with the gender did and
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: just like invited us two days before. We definitely would
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: not have come and you could have gotten presents from us.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I still gave you a wedding gift.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Even though very sweet of you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: What the fuck's wrong with me? Why did I give
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: you a president? Wasn't invited? I remember my assistant was like,
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: you gotta get Danil a wedding president. I was like,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: you're right, I should, and then I did. It's very sweet,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: And now that we're talking about it, I'm like, I
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: want that back.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Why did I do?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, send me those Louisvuittan plates.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Back, Send them plates back.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Please, you didn't give me Louise But.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Tom No, I didn't know that was the thing until.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Our last episode was did you find out what the
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: plates were?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Did you find out if it was Williams?
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: No way? Ship, hold on?
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Let me?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: How could you.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: You did us out all bitar.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Like segment of the show and he's like, oh wait
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: that was Oh god, he just wants to get his
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: wife on the show.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Oh he misses her, Zach, I love.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: You, Yeah, This is how I love Donald is. You guys,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: when he casts to a podcast for an hour and
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: a half, he misses his wife, we.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Get to play the song Dani play that ship.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Kay, come down here. I don't know
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: nothing about tell we want to do raising these kids.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: And that's what.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: You said.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have come home kidding. That hurts a little.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: That's how I love he is.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: She's like, log onto your thing.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, remember stone Stone.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: You didn't remember this, Casey. He didn't remember that you
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: helped him log in. I guess not because of the weed.
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: You really didn't remember that. That's a bit that's problematic,
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: that I helped you log into your podcast.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: No I didn't remember.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: Oh he's kidding, he says, No, he's not kidding, No,
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: he's not.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Remember he did a little bit.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: I remember.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I had to be reminded, that's all. I just had
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to be reminded.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Kids weed, not even once. Can't remember that Casey helped
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: him log into the podcast. Casey, Donald seems that we
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: just need to we need to ask you something. Donald
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: says that you guys were given ridiculously expensive china for
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: your wedding and initially claimed it was Louis Baton.
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: No, what brand was it? It was like for Saucy,
• 48:11
  Speaker 11: that's also nice, Louis Baton.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we were so curious, so we looked it
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: up and they're like they were extraordinarily expensive, and so
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: we were like, really, Donald, but maybe I'm sure Arsaci
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: plates are expensive.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Kind of, they were very expensive.
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: They were so expensive that we didn't get the full thing.
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: We had to go and buy it ourselves.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: Actually bought us everything, everything that was missing. You're right,
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: you're right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Why did you put something so expensive on your registry?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Do you feel guilty being like Versace plates?
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: I didn't think you might buy it?
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: There you go that.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: I should I should have gone to Louis Vaton.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: No, the thing is that we should have a wedding.
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: No, I'm going to tell you know what.
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: Everybody threw me all these free wedding showers and then
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: I get it, then the bridle shower and all this
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: stuff in this company, I'm going to give them a
• 49:16
  Speaker 12: shout out, a shout out cassa day Paren, Casa day
• 49:19
  Speaker 12: Paren and they would have all the place settings in
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: this beautiful china with flowers and butterflies and all this
• 49:27
  Speaker 12: amazing stuff that you would never think, Oh, I want that,
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: and they would put it together so beautifully, and so
• 49:33
  Speaker 12: when we registered, I was like, I want that stuff.
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: I want something that looks like that. Flowers and butterflies
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: and all kinds of stuff. It's so beautiful.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, we see it. This isn't nearly as expensive.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: But we haven't used it. It's never been opened.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: It's very pretty.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: We also haven't bought our wedding.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I like these. Actually no, no, Casey, I think I'm
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: looking at what you have. This is Is this something
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: you've ever eaten off?
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: No, it's still in the boxes.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: It's in the box.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: We haven't even bought her. I just said we had
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: ate off of it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Did one time we ate off of it? That's not true.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: I've never eaten off of it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You have, I don't know. I think that's funny. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: wonder if audience members listening who have expensive china they
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: got for their wedding, if they ever use it, because
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: this all started with me telling Donald that my mom
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: had beautiful china she had inherited from her from her
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: mom or handed down from her mom all the time,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: and it was just on display like it was like
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: we didn't touch it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: Well, you want to know why because you invite people
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: over to eat and they ruin everything.
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: They don't take care of anything. So it's like, you know,
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: what's the point? What is the point exactly?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I know, I'll tell you what the point is. The
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: point is to be like, yo, I got that ship,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: and then twenty years from now when it's worth when
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: it's when it's worth more? And you're dad, what's that show?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Pond whatever? That show is? This to the guy and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: he looks at it with the.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Little about some about antis road anti roadshow.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure ours is never going to be worth anything.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: It's versace.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a lot of money you
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: made in the in the plate resale market, I.
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: Said, there's not a lot of money to be made
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: in the plate resale market.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. You know what non dynasty Ming
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: dynasty plate. If you got plates from the Ming dynasty,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you're doing.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Your you know what, maybe we'll get from the Ming dynasty.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: You're doing dining table to use it? Are gonna getack
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: to the showcase. We love you, We love.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: Zacha, Love you, Zacha, love.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: You Yeah, you did good. You married well. You married well.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I need to get on to Waco and find a wife.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be doing okay with my freaking decisions.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Man, you definitely marry well. She has a lot of
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: patience for you.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Sometimes my decision making.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Be like I feel like any I feel like many
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: girlfriends that I've had in the past. If I said
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I haven't see when they had just helped me log
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: on to the computer, would have would have been less
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: frustrated than she was with you.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Sure, but you know I did.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I did better than you when it comes to when
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: it comes to picking my lady.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I get rubbing in as I sat here alone looking
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: at a pillow girlfriend I've made in my bed.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But you get to have sex with that pillow as
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: much as you want. Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the pillow does not mind longies, that's for sure.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Pillows like give it to.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Me, pillow has no interest in a quickie.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: The pillows like this ship better take hours.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the pillows like I'm on the pillows like I'm
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: lying here all day anyway making a long ee.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my word, let's take a break.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: All right on that numb that note.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back, okay, back to the show. So
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Van is going to marry them, yes, and Jad's all
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: worked up because he says, this isn't a real wedding,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: it's a crazy cleaning person scam for presents, which is pretty.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Accurate, right, But it is a real wedding too, now
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: because Elliott has convinced lady that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: She needs to have a ceremony.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: No, Now that's the question. Do the janitor and lady
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: have the certificate or they're just going to do a ceremony.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: If there's a certificate involved, then then they're married.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: You know what, I.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't really the wedding. There must be a certificate because
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: the wedding doesn't really nothing really happens at the wedding.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: That's that's supposed to happen. Because Van doesn't make any
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: sense because he's just basically a human cadaver for rectal exams,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: so he's not really a great minister.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: No, far from it, actually. Yeah, although I do like
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the idea of the bride and groom's sitting down.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: That was funny, that was nice. We've decided, since it's
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: our wedding, we're gonna sit and you guys, all right,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: So reminding the audience that at ten eighteen, Casey has
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: her cameo. Then this is when Ted is burned in
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: seconds by the sun because he has the courage from
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: the peer pressure to go out in the actual sun
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: with no sunblock.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: On it, and he's burned within seconds.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Then the janitor tapes fish to JD's hands and CG
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: birds CG birds. Not too shabby for year?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Was not bad for nineteen eighty five?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: No, what year was it, Joelle? I have it right
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: here in front of me because I was on Scrubs Wiki,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Scrubs rewatch show is that? And dono, let's see this
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: aired on April fifteenth, two thousand and nine. Not bad
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: he G birds for two thousand and nine.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Then I come back and Elliott has to shower because
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: she has touched ladies hair and we learned that lady
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: was redhead, and we know that Elliott has issues with redhead,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: so she has to run and wash herself. Jad comes
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: in covered with pooh and says, a hungry sea bird
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: pood on my shirt.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: She tells him to go change it. Turksyes, the mermaid.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he tries to talk Allah Splash the movie Splash.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Will you do a dolphin talk.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: For those of you who are old enough to remember
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: the movie Splash, which I believe was Tom Hanks's big break.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I think I think The Bachelor Party had come up
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: already before that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you look at that filmography real quick. I just
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: heard Tom Hanks.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: And I think Bosom Buddy was before that.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Also, Oh, you're probably right Bosom Buddy was. You're right,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I just heard. I gotta remember. I got to say
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: that Rick Rubin has a really great podcast now and
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: he had Tom Hanks on I believe was his first guest,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: and it was great, really really highly recommend It's like
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: over two hours long and a great conversation. I recommend it. Anyway.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: He was talking about Splash and how no one wanted
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: to make it. It's that classic story you hear over
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: and over again. No one wanted to make Splash and
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: no one believed in it, and then it became this
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: ginormous success. And it was very early on in Tom
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Hanks's career. But you're right he was. His big break
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: was probably the TV show Bosom Buddies m M.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: But Splash and Bachelor Party came out in the same year,
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: so those wow.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: He had a big year.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Well, he had a couple of big years. That was
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: that's the first big years. Yeah, that's the first level up.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: The second level up was big. Oh my gosh. That
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: was when he went from oh the guy in Bachelor
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Party and splash too, Yo, this dude's now nominated for
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: an Academy Award.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Bachelor Party was crazy, dude.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: They were nipples the size of quarters. That's all I
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: remember about.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that they had a donkey that did
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: like kayludes at the Bachelor Party?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Well I remember that movie.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: It was never in theaters, it was only on cable
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: and stuff like really, yeah, it was one of those
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: It was one of those.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Movies that can't be true to I'll google it up please. Also, wait,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: wasn't there a scene donald where someone puts their penis
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: in a popcorn thing in the movie theater and covers
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: it with popcorn, And when the woman goes to grab
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: the popcorn, she touches a penis.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: That's the classic Is that where it comes from? Cut
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: a hole in the bottom of the party. I'm not sure.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I don't remember it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Probably is.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: That movie was so dirty and wrong and it's just
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: so funny that it launched, but.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: It was the bachelor party. You've been to bachelor parties, dude,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gone with you. The bachelor never.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Seen a donkey doing.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You've seen quite a bit at a bachelor party, though,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: bachelorette parties, you've seen quite a bit there. These are
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: things that movies are made of. Is the hangover that
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: ship could happen.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: That shit could happen. What's that from Hollywood Shuffle that I.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Believed in that ship, that shit could have happened, that
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: shit could happened.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: What is that movie? They were reviewing a movie.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: They were viewing like uh, they were viewing like Indiana Jones.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And at the end of it, he's like, that's the
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: one that they disagree on. He's like, he's like, He's like, nah, man,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: he said he believed in that he liked that ship.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: I thought that she was bullshit. And then they get
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: the last one, the Finger, but.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: The one that they really loved was the wiz My Bitches.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: So he says, not chick it up, you have to
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: fuck you up after the clip after.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: That, if you haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle, audience to yourself
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: a favor.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: So good and the Criterion Collection now it is.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, get out of here.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: It deserves to be.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: That was a classic, one of my favorite movies of
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: all time. The opening for that movie alone, Tommy him
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom rehearse in hisfe.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: I always actually love to watch the Criterion version of
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: that and here like here, like you know commentary.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Bacher Partaby did get a theatrical release. It made
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: thirty eight thousand, four hundred and thirty five dollars and
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: oh so nothing.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: How much money did it make? How much money didn't make?
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Joy? You're kind of contracting yourself. It technically got a release,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: but it only means thirty eight thousand dollars.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thirty thousand, that means one theater show theater. I
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: missed the Comma thirty million for thirty five thousand and
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: seven dollars. So it was a hit, yes, and a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: four million dollar opening weekend in nineteen eighty four.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Money, it's pretty good.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it's a big difference.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: So for a moment, it was. For a moment it
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: was exactly what Donald said, and then it became the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: total opposite.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Of what covered the cost of the cameras for one day.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: All right back to the show, Van hits on Lady
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: during the ceremony.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, weird.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Part of me was like, was this a Zeltzer character
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: that didn't make it?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Well? Do you know the Van Allspan slash Bill also
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: has a band aid on his.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Finger, yes, which it was creepiers our story behind that.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I don't remember him being injured obviously, I mean, there's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: no reason need to wear a band aid if he
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: didn't cut himself, But it's creepier when he touches her
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: face with his band aid. Fan had to be let
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: go and the janitor takes over. Wait, I skipped over,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: So we're about to learn the janitor's name for the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: first time, and shit happens, and then Todd and Cabot,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: who were clearly about to hook up, ruin the moment
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: because it's four fifty seven high tide five. Yeah, by
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: the way, here's something I never knew, and that clearly
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: in the Bill Lawrence universe fucks up other things. The
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: name starts with a sh because he's about to say
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: the janitor's name, and Van goes sh and they're interrupted
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: by the high five. What name starts with a Shalina?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: We know that what if he was shoe, shoon shoon,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: shlomo sho. I just want you if you're if you're
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: really into you know, looking at those moments. You can
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: go back audience and see that when Van starts to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: say the janitor's name, it definitely starts with the sh.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: And then I cried like a baby.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you really cry?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: I cried like a baby.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: I cried so hard for of all, Sam, Where can
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I get this version of hey Yah?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it was my idea.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: He just like he Oh.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: There was a there was a cover of hey y'all
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: from what's his name? The Hawaiian singer Israel? Was it
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: not him?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: No? He was dead by the time that song?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, I agreed, Okay, well someone did
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: a cover like this, and I think I if I'm
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: not mistaken. I showed it to Bill and we were
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: and we were like, what if this was a Sam cover?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I think that's how it came together.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: It was so gosh all the way through to him
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: doing all right, all right, all right, all right, all
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: of it shake.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: It's such a I would I would love to have
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: a cover by Sam of that song. It's so good.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: But oh man, I cried. I cried so hard.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: You cried.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I cried the voice. I cried because of his voice.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I cried because of the moment. I cried mostly because
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: it was him, you know what I mean. And you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: know when you see things that are magical and special
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: and everything like that, and you are a part of it,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: and it's somebody that you know you'll never see again
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: other than that moment, and that moment was so long ago,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: like I don't even feel like I look like that
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: guy anymore. And to see him fresh and alive.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: And the amazing thing about Sam was that he you know,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: he was playing this cartoon obviously character, this you know
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: of Ted, but he was obviously nothing like that. He
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: was the sweetest, smartest, kindest person. And then he had
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: this ridiculous voice. That's what's so sweet about it, too,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: is that you're always laughing at Ted as the butt
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: of the jokes because that's the character he was.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: But that wasn't Sam.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Listen to that guy's voice that is not that is pure,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Like he sounded like that on the day. That's what
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: the guy's voice was like.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Amazing, oh man, it was. It was a moment for me.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: And then I thought it was moving too.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Well then Carlo shows up looking ut f hot a f.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: When they're when they're walking into the ocean. I wasn't
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: staring at myself.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think you were. No, you were staring at her.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I was no.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I was staring at the way the booty was bouncing
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: in the sand. Yeah, she looks at everything.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Now my question is this because we've set up part
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: A of the story that Turk wants to have underwater relations.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Are they are they running to just swim or are
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: they running to have underwater relations?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: They're ready to have underwater I think they're gonna in
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: the ocean.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I think they're gonna go find that mermaid and have
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a threesome.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Turch fantasy.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: He was talking about Black Woman.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Turk's next kid is gonna have gills because Cross.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Would be a great fan. By the way, if there
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: was going to be a fantasy in this episode, Turks
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: threesome kid with the Mermaid would be a good one.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Black Women.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: It's all in the Doctor Acula universe too, Like Doctor
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Acula is the main superhero and then the horror you
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. The creature from the deep is
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: black woman, black woman, So you could be doctor Acula.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I could be black woman.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I'm so into this.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: This is so awesome.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Right, let's shoot Monday.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: I knew you'd love it.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go, man, we can do it. Man, We'll hire Sarah.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Who could Sarah be man?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: What's a wonder woman version of this universe? But it
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: has to be like a horror Joelle, you know horror.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I'm contemplating another episode while Joel contemplates. Is of that
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Recruver podcast was Jason Blum of Blumbhouse And I really
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: recommend it if you're a filmmaker.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: It what so interesting, that's really you know Blumhouse the
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: a video?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: What do you do it on an iPhone?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: First?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: No, the movie that really broke them was Paranormal Activity.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that on the iPhone?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: No? I didn't see the movie. But wasn't it like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: a camera footage of like computers? Guys, I don't know
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: the movie about it? Yeah, it was on security camera
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: footage of the security security camera footage. Yeah, and it's
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: an amazing story. He tells the whole story on the podcast.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: And if you're an aspiring filmmaker, I highly recommend it.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: But it's basically like, no one wanted it, everyone passed
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: on it. It was the second time I'm telling a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: story like that, but it's true. But you know, there's
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: so many stories not with like that.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: And and you were talking about one. Hollywood shuffle is one.
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  Speaker 1: He paid for that thing with his own credit cards, and.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Now here we are talking about it this many.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Years later Criterion Collection.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Blair Witch project had already happened, and Jason Blum, I guess,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: didn't bid on that when he was working I believe
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: from Miramax, and he kept saying to everyone, guys, let's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: not miss another Blair Witch project. This is it. I'm
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: telling you. I'm telling you, and everyone was like, nope, nope,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: don't get it. Then they're, oh my god, this is amazing.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: I'm getting goosebumps retelling the story. You have to listen
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: to this. But then finally found a studio that said,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: we like the concept, we want to remake it. And
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: he said, remake it. It's incredible. Why are you guys
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: not getting this? He goes, let's just test it as
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: it is, and he was like playing the game and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: he was like, that's this way. Even if you're gonna
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: remake it. You'll see from a test what works, what
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't work. It'll be a proof of concept and you'll
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: have all the data you need for your remake. But
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: in his mind, he's like, this fucking thing is gonna play.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: I just know it, know it. They go test it
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: in front of three hundred people and they go fucking nuts,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: and he said, I never heard a single sentence about
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: remaking this movie ever. Again he came and they've made
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: like how many of them now, and it's become an
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: enormous success and it launched his whole company.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Such a story is through Blumhouse. All good horror is
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: through Blumhouse. Now horror too, but most good horror is
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: almost horror is Bluomhouse now.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: He has the most unique deal in all of Hollywood.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: I want of a kind deal where he's the studio
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: releases his movies, but he has complete autonomy to make
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: whatever he wants. It's a really incredible story of a guy.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I really tell you. Listen, listen to the podcast. It's
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: it was really great.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know what do you think about Elliott Frost?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: If you meet Elliott Emma Frost character kind of works.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Emma Frost Elliot ice lady. Yeah, she's the ice lady.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: And then what would Carla bed She's the Ark of
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: the Covenant where she opens up her head.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Let's finish up the episode. Cox throws Jordan in a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: pool adorable. J D and Elliott on the dock. They
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: don't dock, but they're on a dock, and.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: He tells her he loves her more than turk.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, people really love this. I've seen this meme a
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: bunch of times, Elliott, I love you more than turk.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: But I think it's a sweet moment that ends the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: episode between me and Elliott, Between j D and Elliott,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: because even though they're kidding, you really do see that
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: they've met their soulmate and that she's his dream girl.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: And I read on scrubs Wiki, really sweet thing that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: that harkens back to him saying that earlier on hold on,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: let Me find It. JD calls Elliott his dream girl,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: which is a reference to my first day. I guess
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: he must say that in the pilot.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Well, not only that it closes the story, also so
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: it makes way for the finale, so there's no will
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: they be together? Won't they be together? Conversation in the finale.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: It makes it so that we know they're going to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: live happily ever after if he do do any sort
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: of happily ever after.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: If we do do any sort of reboot. I think
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Elliot and Jad have to be together.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: The fans will literally right in the street if you're together.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: I think, I agree. I agree, it can't be.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I think you all come together because Turk dies.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: I think that's what I think.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: No, that can't happen. But if he stays on his
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: hit show, then Turk's gonna die.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Just Turk has the voice.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I know that.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: If you know, guys know this. But we come on
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday nights, same day as a podcast. Tuesday Nights
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: eight thirty on NB premises Peacock. The very next day, Turk.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Is dead, and so the voiceover comes from Heaven from
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Donald and I was, as I was looking down on
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: all my friends, your.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Final season is like the final season is like Turk's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: observation from heaven.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're going to do. If you stay
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: on your head show.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna at the show. Listen, please people, Tuesday nights, NBC.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: And coming soon Scrubs with Turk from Heaven Tuesday Nights
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: at nine.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Also, if you get the opportunity a good person, thank you.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: It's on Prime.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: I had a really nice I had a crazy thing.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Someone DMed me. Can I tell you? Can I read
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: you the guys this please see it please. It really
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: was moving to me, so moving that I sent it
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: to my therapist. That's how moving it was. And the
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: fucker didn't reply back. I think if a therapist should
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: reply back to your opinion.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I think he was like, you're good, you're good, but
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: No, my therapist is awesome when we text, and he's
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: really changed my life. But I sent him this note
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: someone sent me because it was so cool and uh,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: and you didn't reply and now my feelings are hurt.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: But that's okay. We'll talk about it in the next session.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: This person wrote, I will not be ignored.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the way I just said, Brian, that give
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: from from Fila Attraction, did you? Yeah? It's so funny. Guy,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: we do think I like baby. Brian wasn't Brian Klugman
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: wasn't texting me back, and I sent the gift from
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Fiddle Attraction. I will not be ignored. This lovely person wrote,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Hey Zach, longtime Scrubs Van. I want to let you
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: know that in one of my graduate level mental health
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: counselor classes, we're watching A Good Person. I've already seen
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: it twice before, but thought you would like to know
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: that it's inspiring people in my field. Have a good
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: have a good one and tell Donald. I said, Wu
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: tang forever sweet.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: It's wonderful if you wrote.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: That, and you're probably listening, thank you. You made my
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: day with that.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: But that's a that's real talk, bro.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you when you think would reply, when.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: You write from truth and when you write from you know,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: this is what Scrubs was like too, you know what
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I mean? Because Scrubs was so true to the field,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: and what you wrote is so true to addiction. It
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: touches you know what I mean. That's not a gloss
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: at all. Everybody who's had a conversation with you, even
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: if they haven't dealt with addiction, can relate to this
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: movie in some way.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. And grief too. It's not just addiction
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: but grief. And I mean I feel like everyone in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: their life of a certain age has had to get
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: by something incredibly painful to them. And I think that's
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: what the movie's about, standing back up again after something
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: like that happens.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but through addiction. No, man, you know what I'm saying. Like,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: when they see this movie, they see the markers, man,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: and the markers are real, and you put that in
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the movie, And that's that's a credit because a lot
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: of people don't do their.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Research, Zach.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of people just gloss over that shit and
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: try and get to the story of Well.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: I was super careful about getting it accurate obsessively, so
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I made sure there was this one woman who not
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: only had beaten an opioid addiction herself, but was counseling
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: young women, and we hired her to not only make
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: sure everything I wrote was correct, but she was on
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: set every time we did anything related to recovery because
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: I was just I was like, I cannot fuck any
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: of this up, Like would that poster really be there?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Like everything, she was there, and after I was about
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: when I was done with big scenes and I was
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: about to move on, I'd be like, does that feel right?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: She's like, that feels totally accurate, And so that was great.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: It was important to have her there, But thank you, Donald,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you, and I appreciate whomever wrote. That means
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: a lot to me. Let's just end a little more
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: trivia from Scrubs Wiki. This is the last episode Doug
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: ever appears in. He's one of the few major recurring
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: characters to be absent from the intended series finale. That's shocking,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: and Doug wasn't there at the beloved season eight finale.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: But it must have been some reason.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: Did he go and get married at this time?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, And maybe Bill put him in in
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: this way because it was his last opportunity to be
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: in I'm not sure what was going on with Johnny Castle.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: This is one of the rare occasions in which the
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: janitor calls JD JD.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I saw that too.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: The venue for the wedding, if you'd like to visit it,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: where the episode was filmed, is called the Hopetown Harbor Lodge.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: The bartender that appears in the episode's real name is,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: in fact Gary. He worked at the Hopetown Harbor Lodge
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: for over fifteen years. When he speaks to doctor Kelso,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: he speaks with a Jamaican accent. He does, not, however,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: have a jam.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: That's good trivia.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: It says he also makes a fantastic rum runner. I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: don't know what a rum runner is, but well.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you if Bahama Mamas aren't clear like
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: that either them. Things are slushy. From what I remember,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: that shit was like an ice icicle.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Doctor Kelso is the only member of the staff to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: not be present at the wedding, as he is at
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: the barn.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: He's like twenty feet away.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no no.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: That was a fun episode. Thank you guys for great episode,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: for listening, Thank you for joining us, Joelle. Anything you
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: want to tell the audience.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: No, keep sending us your favorite episodes from season nine.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: Got a couple of good ones in there so far.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: You can email us at scrubsiheart at gmail dot com.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Can we fix somebody's life again?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's fix some lives, Joelle, Okay, we missed that,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: because really really fixed. We love not only we love
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: fixing your life. We missed the theme song.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: You can talk to watch sing show dudes, you know,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: like a bala smoke some maybe talking about the episode.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: So come on, let's get the show.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and do a recap for this whole
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go get episode. I'm gonna start right now
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: here we go. Zach Braff said, it never happened. I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: was laughing at the end of the last episode. It
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: was clapping like my butt cheeks in the lapping.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying what no one wants to hear. You live,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: write a wrap, say Joelle. Also sorry to give you
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: lots of homework, but also see if you can dig up.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: First of all, someone's gonna win this amazing, one of
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: a kind backpack. And Joel, see if you can find
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: out why we didn't move forward making them, because it's
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: kind of amazing. We should make like a hundred Okay,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: because I mean I can't wear it, but I want
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: to see someone.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Wearing Yes, Okay, I see what we can do.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: What happens on these shows. When you work on a show,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: you get like awesome you know, swag from the show.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: But you know, if you're if you're on the show
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: or you're involved in you can't only wear it because
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: it's pretty embarrassing you're walking around wearing like a shrinking sweatshirt.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: But we got lots of cool stuff, right Donald.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: What rhymes would happen.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, so funny.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody would love you a joke.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: I was so proud of that joke.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Exact rap said it would never happen. But I'm coming
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: back slapping.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, well he's he's making his way. Guys. By next
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: week we should have a wrap.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Watch to see what happens.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: I gotta wrap for you ready, everybody listening, try not
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: to hate.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Five six seven, Hey.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: Sorr show, we made about a bunch of dos and
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: know who loved me?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: I said, here's a stormy net all should know. So
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 7: gather round you here, gather round you here a spect
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: we watch your wiz and no