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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well to the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 0:04Speaker 1: I want to start the show with a special request here. Okay,
- 0:07Speaker 1: all right, so let me just I came in this
- 0:10Speaker 1: morning and this was the first message that I got
- 0:13Speaker 1: when we came in here. Please classic ra.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Yes, yep, hold on, wait hope.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Classic clock. Okay, Now, this is one of our favorite
- 0:27Speaker 1: things here on the show. By the way, good morning everybody.
- 0:29Speaker 1: I'm like y, that's Bob or the ninety six to
- 0:30Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. One of our favorite things
- 0:33Speaker 1: when people don't know how to use the iHeartRadio app
- 0:36Speaker 1: because we have the talkback feature where if you hit
- 0:39Speaker 1: the microphone, you can send us a message at the
- 0:42Speaker 1: station right right, you know, and people think it's speech
- 0:45Speaker 1: to tacts and they can request people whatever, kid even
- 0:48Speaker 1: they want, and it's all it's all like no offense
- 0:52Speaker 1: or anything. But it's always some older folks to have
- 0:56Speaker 1: some trouble, like a classic ros like the lady who
- 1:00Speaker 1: requested Christian music Christian like, so she opened the app.
- 1:06Speaker 1: She's probably in the Pittsburgh area, so it's like, yeah,
- 1:10Speaker 1: there's ninety six one kids, this is what you're looking for.
- 1:12Speaker 1: And then ships the microphones Christian like, it's not a
- 1:17Speaker 1: it's not a search feature. And then of course we
- 1:19Speaker 1: had a c DC guy. Oh se ac DC guy
- 1:27Speaker 1: was like, I just got to keep saying it and
- 1:29Speaker 1: it's gonna work. So we had a c DC guy
- 1:33Speaker 1: Christian music lady. And now add it to the U
- 1:36Speaker 1: added to the pile of confused folks here classic rock,
- 1:41Speaker 1: play classic rock.
- 1:44Speaker 2: And then it's like he's waiting for the rock to happen.
- 1:46Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you didn't hear me classic it's her
- 1:51Speaker 1: favorite thing. What's your guys favorite thing about the iHeartRadio app?
- 1:56Speaker 1: Confused boomers who are just requesting music on it? Play
- 2:01Speaker 1: classic rock, play classic rock. Didn't go play classic rop.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe if I do maybe, if I do
- 2:09Speaker 1: it again, please classic rock? Okay, all right, what kind
- 2:13Speaker 1: of classic rock do you want to hear?
- 2:17Speaker 2: Okay, what what was that again?
- 2:20Speaker 1: All right, I didn't hear you at that time. See,
- 2:24Speaker 1: all right, classic rocking ac DZ are a little hard
- 2:27Speaker 1: for me.
- 2:28Speaker 2: That's the devil's music. I need something more.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Pure Christian music. Okay, all right, that's the start of
- 2:35Speaker 1: our show today. Folks. Hey, it's a little chili out
- 2:40Speaker 1: there this morning. Little CHOI out there. High's only going
- 2:43Speaker 1: to sixty degrees today, but it'll be sunny out It's
- 2:45Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 2:48Speaker 1: Freak Show.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Uh, we have made a grave mistake this morning.
- 2:52Speaker 1: We could actually sprout wings and fly probably in the
- 2:57Speaker 1: second half of the show today. Horrible.
- 2:59Speaker 2: This what happens.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Let me explain to everybody our our morning routine. One
- 3:04Speaker 1: of us will bring in the the iced coffee for
- 3:06Speaker 1: the day, right, We're buddies.
- 3:08Speaker 2: That's what we do.
- 3:09Speaker 1: For whatever reason, we just so we both don't have
- 3:11Speaker 1: to go get it. We switch off every day. This
- 3:13Speaker 1: is not a planned thing. It just sort of this
- 3:16Speaker 1: is the system we do. Right, And then when I
- 3:19Speaker 1: get it, I'll text Bob and say, hey, I got
- 3:23Speaker 1: the coffee.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Don't worry about it, right yeah, even though we we.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Sort of know we go every other day with the coffee,
- 3:30Speaker 1: but still, but still I need to confirm to you
- 3:32Speaker 1: because sometimes I'll get here so early that the coffee
- 3:35Speaker 1: place won't be open yet, so then that throws off
- 3:38Speaker 1: the you buy one day, I buy right right, right? Yeah,
- 3:43Speaker 1: So I come in today and I got the coffees.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I got the iced coffees. And then you know, I
- 3:52Speaker 1: forgot to text Bob and tell him I got the
- 3:54Speaker 1: coffees because I got in here and just put my
- 3:56Speaker 1: head down and started working, no text, And then Bob
- 3:58Speaker 1: walks in and he so looks at me. He goes, oh, no,
- 4:02Speaker 1: We've made a grave mistake. Double poor. So we have
- 4:06Speaker 1: double poor. There is four ice coffees for two guys.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Double large sizes too large. There's either a couple of
- 4:16Speaker 1: things that could happen over the course of the show.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Before ten am. We could be zooming so much that
- 4:23Speaker 1: we just start running, doing laps around the studio and yelling.
- 4:26Speaker 2: That could have What was that my body?
- 4:30Speaker 1: I don't know if that made it on the air,
- 4:31Speaker 1: but there was a weird noise that just came out
- 4:33Speaker 1: of your body. It wasn't like a fart or anything.
- 4:34Speaker 1: It was like a gurgle. My body just going, oh no,
- 4:38Speaker 1: your body, we just told your body what's coming for
- 4:40Speaker 1: two large ice coffees in your body. My gud's just going,
- 4:49Speaker 1: oh no, Yeah, we're gonna do some damage in here today.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Either that or we're both just gonna end up in
- 4:56Speaker 2: the uh in the bathroom.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Yeah, possible, high possibility, all right, let's get to this
- 5:01Speaker 1: talkback message brought to us by One Team Media. Guys,
- 5:04Speaker 1: you're having a wonderful day.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Yeah, so I highly enjoy the excite and you just
- 5:09Speaker 3: get over the coffee that you buy for each other. Yeah,
- 5:12Speaker 3: but I feel like you guys should share some of
- 5:15Speaker 3: those awesome recipes with us so we can enjoy them
- 5:19Speaker 3: as well.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Just the thought. Have a great day, all right. Do
- 5:23Speaker 1: you still have your your your sticker on your order there, Bob?
- 5:26Speaker 1: Because the coffee that I got today was uh four
- 5:31Speaker 1: French vanilla swirls, two vanilla shots in two pumps of
- 5:36Speaker 1: sugar cane.
- 5:37Speaker 2: And oat milk.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Wow.
- 5:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I went oat milk, order oat milk, unsweetened coconut
- 5:45Speaker 4: four four shots of that pop wow. And then I
- 5:49Speaker 4: went sweetened caramel. Four shots of sweet and caramel.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Dude, be better. I love what hey, I love when
- 5:56Speaker 1: you sneak the coconut in there. Coconut caramel. I'm a
- 5:58Speaker 1: big coconut. Yeah, it's good, it's good. Oh, you got
- 6:03Speaker 1: the better coffee today. It's not even closed. Actually, I'm sorry.
- 6:06Speaker 1: We should we should go dump my coffee out and
- 6:09Speaker 1: just deal with your two coffee. Let's go to the
- 6:11Speaker 1: top of the building. It's thrown off.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Okay, do we know how to get the building? You
- 6:15Speaker 2: never tried.
- 6:16Speaker 1: We used to do that in Green Tree all the time,
- 6:18Speaker 1: the big gold DV building. That's no longer the DV
- 6:20Speaker 1: building because they took the sign down to get on
- 6:22Speaker 1: the roof. We used to go on the roof all
- 6:24Speaker 1: the time. They were like warnings, Yeah, they were step
- 6:28Speaker 1: on the roof. Yeah, we probably this was after we
- 6:31Speaker 1: had kids. I'm pretty sure whatever was up there probably
- 6:34Speaker 1: after testicles. And I don't know if we can have
- 6:37Speaker 1: kids anymore because there were warnings that was just like,
- 6:40Speaker 1: don't go on the roof. The testicle zappers up there.
- 6:44Speaker 2: That's going on.
- 6:45Speaker 1: If you open this door, your testes are getting zapped. Wow.
- 6:48Speaker 1: What a start of the show.
- 6:49Speaker 5: Today, Mike and Bob pot it's.
- 6:53Speaker 6: A show about nothing except your show has to make
- 6:57Speaker 6: people quite a bit.
- 7:01Speaker 7: I really enjoy you on my way to work every.
- 7:02Speaker 5: Day, screamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or
- 7:07Speaker 5: wherever you get your podcast.
- 7:11Speaker 1: It is your oddly shade buddies, Mikey and Bob the
- 7:13Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I have
- 7:17Speaker 1: one thing to say about the morning commute this morning.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Hopefully we do not have another loose cow situation like
- 7:26Speaker 1: we had yesterday late in the show that went on
- 7:29Speaker 1: for a little bit there, it did before they got
- 7:32Speaker 1: a cowboy out there. Seriously, that's how they got the cow, right,
- 7:36Speaker 1: there's a cow loose. This was like like, wasn't it
- 7:39Speaker 1: between Cranberry and Evan City, right?
- 7:42Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
- 7:42Speaker 1: And again they just let it roam like once a
- 7:45Speaker 1: year some cow gets loose. Don't want to get it
- 7:48Speaker 1: fired up in the area, right, yeah, because then it's
- 7:51Speaker 1: just bouncing off cars and stuff like that. We don't
- 7:53Speaker 1: need that, you know. They stopped traffic. It's out there grazing, yeah,
- 7:57Speaker 1: wandering around. So they eventually send out a cow cowboy, right,
- 8:02Speaker 1: They really a wrangler on horseback to rope it. Yeah,
- 8:06Speaker 1: last owed the cow and then they took the cow away. Dude,
- 8:11Speaker 1: they don't know whose cow it is. That's the crazy thing.
- 8:13Speaker 1: They don't know. No one's claimed the cow yet. They
- 8:16Speaker 1: went to like local farms and go, hey, you lose
- 8:19Speaker 1: a cow. I mean because the cow can't have gone
- 8:21Speaker 1: Like the cow isn't from like Ohio or something like that, right, right,
- 8:25Speaker 1: the cow can you know, so it's got to be
- 8:29Speaker 1: some place around the area. And everybody's like, no, we
- 8:32Speaker 1: didn't lose the cow.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Cow? What cow?
- 8:35Speaker 1: And then like, how many farms are we talking about
- 8:37Speaker 1: that are right by seventy nine?
- 8:38Speaker 2: Because again, it's.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Not like the cow is traveling a far distance thirty miles.
- 8:44Speaker 1: As soon as the cow gets loose, somebody's gonna call
- 8:47Speaker 1: the cows. Somebody's gonna be like, hey, there is a
- 8:50Speaker 1: cow on the loose. This is not a good situation.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Somebody could get hurt, right, so they don't know where
- 8:55Speaker 1: the cow came from. Oh, we got a mystery cow.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Oh my god, we got a mister rie cow. What's
- 9:03Speaker 1: on seventy nine? It's a mystery cow? Hey, whose cow
- 9:07Speaker 1: is this? It's a mystery cow. All right, let's get
- 9:09Speaker 1: to this talkback messager brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Are you talking about the cow on nine? It's not
- 9:17Speaker 1: just a regular cow, it's a mystery cow. I'm talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 9:23Speaker 1: mister ricow. All right, question man, is that the loose
- 9:27Speaker 1: cow in Bob's hole? Okay, that's a that's that's a
- 9:33Speaker 1: callback to a long time ago when Bob used to
- 9:35Speaker 1: have a swimming pool, and then the swimming pool got destroyed,
- 9:38Speaker 1: and then he had a big hole in his backyard.
- 9:40Speaker 1: And I think at one point that antasizing about. Yeah,
- 9:44Speaker 1: I think once you got your whole filled in, Yeah,
- 9:47Speaker 1: then what don't tell me? Don't tell me now about
- 9:50Speaker 1: you got your whole filled in? That's exactly what happened
- 9:53Speaker 1: in your did it did? And then we said, what
- 9:55Speaker 1: are you gonna do there? Now? Maybe have cow out
- 9:57Speaker 1: there just crazy or something like that. You know it
- 9:59Speaker 1: is not my cow. I'd like to make that clear
- 10:02Speaker 1: to mystery cow. Obviously. I would also like to say,
- 10:08Speaker 1: since I actually do live very close to seventy nine, however, though.
- 10:14Speaker 2: I do not own cows. I am not a farmer.
- 10:17Speaker 1: I do not grow crops or tug utters or anything
- 10:21Speaker 1: like that. Why you give me that look? Don't grow them,
- 10:24Speaker 1: smoke them? Oh, it's a mystery cow. I'm Mikey bum Hey.
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- 11:14Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen. Dolly Parton's still alive, still with us. Wow,
- 11:18Speaker 1: it was like a proof of life video she put
- 11:20Speaker 1: out yesterday, right weird. Yeah, there's a thing that they're
- 11:23Speaker 1: like earlier in the week, everybody is concerned because there
- 11:27Speaker 1: was reports that Dolly Parton, you know, legendary country singer,
- 11:31Speaker 1: just legendary human being, you know, one of the people
- 11:34Speaker 1: that everybody can co sign for and agree like she's
- 11:37Speaker 1: one of the best of us, you know. Yea, and
- 11:40Speaker 1: Dolly Parton, I guess, was a little sick. And then
- 11:43Speaker 1: everybody got worried because it's like, oh, you know, she's
- 11:45Speaker 1: she's you know, she's not even eighty yet. But like,
- 11:49Speaker 1: you know, did their sister put on the message too,
- 11:51Speaker 1: like pray for Dolly? Yeah, I think that's maybe what
- 11:54Speaker 1: probably triggered it. When a family member says pray for them.
- 11:57Speaker 1: You're just like, oh geez, what's going on? And then
- 12:00Speaker 1: Dolly put out a video and she's good.
- 12:03Speaker 8: I wanted to say, I know lately everybody thinks that
- 12:07Speaker 8: I am.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Sicker than I am. Do I look sick to you?
- 12:12Speaker 8: Anyway? I wanted to put everybody's mind at ease. Those
- 12:15Speaker 8: of you that seemed to be real concern, which I appreciate,
- 12:19Speaker 8: But I want you to know that I'm okay.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Do I look sick to you? That's good? Dolly Parton,
- 12:26Speaker 1: please never die? Well, I don't do that. Everybody's got
- 12:31Speaker 1: to die. Be weird.
- 12:31Speaker 2: If you couldn't die, Yeah, it'd be great. Being immortal
- 12:34Speaker 2: would suck.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be really. I mean, everybody thinks like, oh,
- 12:37Speaker 1: I don't want to die. I think you do want to.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I think everybody does want to die. Look, I would
- 12:42Speaker 1: hate to be alive without any friends or family around anymore.
- 12:45Speaker 2: I'm four hundred year old, Dolly part and everything.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Man, Dolly's got some gean Dolly voodoo's going on. Taylor
- 12:53Speaker 1: Swift was on seth Meyers last night. Unfortunately, they did
- 12:56Speaker 1: not go day drinking like one of the bits that
- 12:59Speaker 1: he does on the show, He's done it with a
- 13:01Speaker 1: lot of people where they just go to a bar,
- 13:03Speaker 1: shut down the bar and just get hammered and hang out.
- 13:06Speaker 1: That's what we really wanted. But Taylor did tell the
- 13:10Speaker 1: full story of Travis Kelcey in one of the Era's
- 13:14Speaker 1: tour tents, because you know, he would show up during
- 13:16Speaker 1: the Eras tour of course to support his now fiance,
- 13:20Speaker 1: And she was telling a story about how Travis kelcey
- 13:24Speaker 1: and she like said this real quick before, but she
- 13:26Speaker 1: never told the full story like this, that Travis kelce
- 13:31Speaker 1: really wanted to meet his favorite director, Greta Gerwig, who
- 13:34Speaker 1: was going to be in the VIP tent for this
- 13:37Speaker 1: particular show with a bunch of other people like Tom
- 13:39Speaker 1: Cruise was there and Ashton Kutcher, Mila Koonans and stuff,
- 13:42Speaker 1: and so here was her on seth Meyers, Taylor Swift
- 13:45Speaker 1: telling the story of Travis kelce meeting his favorite director.
- 13:49Speaker 9: The most fun thing about having Travis out on tours,
- 13:51Speaker 9: just like he would go to the tents and like
- 13:53Speaker 9: give me the tea afterward, Like.
- 13:55Speaker 2: How great is that?
- 13:56Speaker 1: By the way, Like she gets a debrief every time
- 13:59Speaker 1: of the VIP tent, So it's not only the t
- 14:03Speaker 1: it's like the tre famous friends of hers, Like we do.
- 14:07Speaker 9: The debrief afterward in the car. I was like, I
- 14:09Speaker 9: gotta let you know, like your favorite director is in
- 14:13Speaker 9: the is in the tent. He loves Greta Gerwing.
- 14:16Speaker 2: He loves her movies, Barbie.
- 14:19Speaker 9: And so he was like, oh my god, I really
- 14:21Speaker 9: want to tell her how funny I thought Barbie was.
- 14:23Speaker 9: So the show happens afterward, you know, he he gets
- 14:27Speaker 9: in the car, he has had as many shots as
- 14:30Speaker 9: everyone else he had, and he's like, this was the
- 14:33Speaker 9: most fun tent. Everybody was amazing. Like Tom Cruise is
- 14:37Speaker 9: going crazy, like like Liam is just as fun as Chris.
- 14:43Speaker 1: We can all picture Travis Kelcey a little tipsy telling
- 14:46Speaker 1: Taylor this.
- 14:47Speaker 2: On the ride home.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Liz just as fun as Chris. I should be a
- 14:52Speaker 1: Ham'sworth brother Tom Cruise. Again. Is Taylor Swift telling the
- 14:56Speaker 1: VIP ten experience of Travis Kelcey meeting his favorite director,
- 15:00Speaker 1: Greta Gerway.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Who you know did Barbie.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Liams fiance Gabrielle is so cool?
- 15:05Speaker 9: And Ashton was there and Mila and like and oh
- 15:07Speaker 9: my god, Hugh Grant was there and I got to
- 15:10Speaker 9: tell him how much I love his movies, and that
- 15:12Speaker 9: was he was so cool. Everyone was amazing. I'm like,
- 15:15Speaker 9: oh my god, that's awesome. Like you didn't mention Greta?
- 15:17Speaker 9: Did you meet Greta? And he's like, yeah, oh.
- 15:21Speaker 1: I did.
- 15:23Speaker 9: I think I told an annoying joke that she's heard
- 15:25Speaker 9: too many times. Like I walked up to her and
- 15:27Speaker 9: I was like, I love Barbie. I'm just ken too,
- 15:31Speaker 9: and then I pointed to you, Travis. She was really
- 15:34Speaker 9: polite about it, like she she smiled politely, but she
- 15:37Speaker 9: didn't say anything. He was like, yeah, but you know,
- 15:40Speaker 9: she like she was talking to Hugh Grant all night,
- 15:43Speaker 9: so I think they might be doing movie together. Like
- 15:45Speaker 9: they were really really close, like I'm talking about like
- 15:48Speaker 9: they were dancing all night.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Like how do these inside jokes?
- 15:52Speaker 9: They kind of seem like they're like soulmates.
- 15:54Speaker 2: I mean, we can all see where this is going now, right.
- 15:59Speaker 1: It's Travis Kelsey and the VIP tat hammered a lot
- 16:02Speaker 1: of people. He's meeting super famous people. Tom Cruise, Hem's worse,
- 16:06Speaker 1: you know. And then Greg Gerwig he he did the
- 16:10Speaker 1: Barbie joke and didn't get the response he thought of
- 16:14Speaker 1: and it's just like she must have heard that joke
- 16:16Speaker 1: too many times.
- 16:17Speaker 9: He is crazy tonight, Travis. I And meanwhile, I'm kind
- 16:22Speaker 9: of scrolling on my phone. He's like telling me about
- 16:24Speaker 9: the rest of the night. He's like, and there's this
- 16:25Speaker 9: family up front that I was dancing with all night.
- 16:27Speaker 9: They were so fun. I'm seeing all over the internet
- 16:31Speaker 9: is just videos of Travis dancing with Greta all night
- 16:35Speaker 9: like they're best friends. Travis, here's a video with you
- 16:38Speaker 9: with Greta. It feels like it feels like she thought
- 16:40Speaker 9: the joke was funny. He goes, Oh, that's that's not Greta.
- 16:45Speaker 9: Is there any chance at all, baby, that you complimented
- 16:50Speaker 9: Hugh Grant's wife Anna on her movie. Barbie said, I'm
- 16:56Speaker 9: just ken too, and she politely not she didn't have
- 17:02Speaker 9: the heart to tell you she didn't direct it. And
- 17:06Speaker 9: is there any chance that the people that look like
- 17:08Speaker 9: soulmates are Hugh Grant and his soulmates?
- 17:11Speaker 1: Right? Well, I think the good news here. The bad
- 17:14Speaker 1: news for you is he has face blindness, and the
- 17:16Speaker 1: good news is you can recognize true love. There you go,
- 17:19Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey recognizing true love. The soulmates there, Hugh Grant
- 17:23Speaker 1: and his wife, and he had no clue that he
- 17:25Speaker 1: was dancing with his favorite director in whatever. Her family
- 17:28Speaker 1: was there all night. That's a great story, right.
- 17:31Speaker 10: I ken, I just I feel like, I know, you know,
- 17:36Speaker 10: the fact that she mentioned like there was some shots
- 17:39Speaker 10: and stuff like that. I'm just keen too to Hugh
- 17:42Speaker 10: Grant's wife, who was like, all right, she's probably making
- 17:45Speaker 10: like this big ass old taken shots.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Like what's he even talking about? Like, I'm ten too
- 17:52Speaker 1: because she's Barbie. Uh So, A great job by Taylor
- 17:56Speaker 1: to tell that story and seth meyers last night. By
- 17:58Speaker 1: the way she got she broke it down, She broke
- 18:00Speaker 1: it els wreck. It happened already.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 18:02Speaker 1: She's already passed three and a half million copies of
- 18:06Speaker 1: her new album Life a Showgirl. Adell's album twenty five
- 18:11Speaker 1: back in twenty fifteen, ten years ago, had three point
- 18:15Speaker 1: four million. Taylor's already had three point five after just
- 18:20Speaker 1: five days, so it is the biggest opening week for
- 18:23Speaker 1: an album of all time. We will get to today
- 18:26Speaker 1: in freak show history coming up next year. On the
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- 18:51Speaker 1: Dodgers lead that series two to one.
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- 18:57Speaker 1: Detroit and Seattle are tied at two games apiece.
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- 19:22Speaker 1: go Steelers.
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- 19:24Speaker 1: Yeah, doing your own whatever you want to do, You
- 19:26Speaker 1: got thirty seconds to do it on the iHeartRadio app
- 19:29Speaker 1: and you will be qualified for Steelers Browns tickets.
- 19:33Speaker 11: Here we go, right, not an office lady, Principal Rachel
- 19:37Speaker 11: Oh still would like some tickets.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I liked the pump fake there as the as the
- 19:43Speaker 1: office lady. I'm a principal. I'm a principal, not an
- 19:47Speaker 1: office lady. Let's get to another one real quick. Here
- 19:50Speaker 1: we go. Stealers Cleveland sucks.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Clap clap.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Here we go, Stealers Cleveland suck.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Clap clap, all right.
- 19:58Speaker 1: I like that. Here go Stealers.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Here we go, clap class.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Hey, this is much for man Bridge.
- 20:04Speaker 12: And I'd like to go to the Stiller game and
- 20:07Speaker 12: take my grandmother. She just beat cancer and I've never
- 20:13Speaker 12: been to a Stiller game.
- 20:14Speaker 1: So here we go, Stealers. Here we go, want state
- 20:18Speaker 1: Granny the Stellar game. All right, you can keep entering
- 20:21Speaker 1: through the free iHeartRadio app. You have it until Tomorrow,
- 20:23Speaker 1: Friday at ten am to enter for Steelers stickets. All right,
- 20:28Speaker 1: it is right around seven o'clock. Time for us to
- 20:30Speaker 1: take you back to a moment in the show that
- 20:32Speaker 1: made us laugh, made us smile. We got a Pittsburgh
- 20:35Speaker 1: police scanner for today in Freak Show History. Here we
- 20:38Speaker 1: go today history Today in history. We need to check
- 20:51Speaker 1: in with the Pittsburgh Police scanner because there is something
- 20:54Speaker 1: that has happened that some people are tagging me in
- 20:58Speaker 1: thinking that I don't I'm Are you tagging me in
- 21:01Speaker 1: this because you think you was? All right? Well you
- 21:04Speaker 1: let's get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner account again. This
- 21:07Speaker 1: is a couple of people who will listen to the
- 21:08Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police scanner and report on what is happening in
- 21:12Speaker 1: and around our neighborhood. This was a Manchester Manchester school
- 21:16Speaker 1: park caller said that she was walking her dogs and
- 21:20Speaker 1: saw a very tall man lurking in the dark. Not me.
- 21:24Speaker 1: It wasn't It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Are you sure? Yeah?
- 21:29Speaker 1: I am.
- 21:29Speaker 2: This was like eight o'clock at night.
- 21:31Speaker 1: I was already a walk. No, no taking in nature,
- 21:35Speaker 1: no no. So she was walking her dogs, claimed that
- 21:40Speaker 1: there was a very tall man lurking in the dark
- 21:43Speaker 1: with something in his hand, telling her to worship Satan.
- 21:53Speaker 1: He then disappeared into the night near the porta John's.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Maybe this was me, I mean, Satan has visited me
- 22:03Speaker 1: in a porta potty before it's news.
- 22:15Speaker 13: Oh, we'll make sure we gonna go for room for here, man,
- 22:19Speaker 13: hold run running of this toilet. I have all the blue,
- 22:24Speaker 13: the blue chemically water waiting for your ye a seat
- 22:28Speaker 13: on Satan's toilet.
- 22:34Speaker 1: That is what's happening in and around our neighborhood. She say, you,
- 22:40Speaker 1: Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss
- 22:42Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. Oh man, oh what. I'm just wondering
- 22:45Speaker 1: what to do tonight. Man, I'm just like, you know,
- 22:47Speaker 1: probably like I'm not going anywhere tonight, but I'm probably
- 22:51Speaker 1: gonna go home, and I'm thinking, like, man, what am
- 22:52Speaker 1: I gonna watch on TV tonight? It's Thursday night. Oh,
- 22:56Speaker 1: season twenty two premiere, Gray's Anatomies on tonight. Oh god,
- 23:00Speaker 1: the premiere in nine to one one Nashville's Oh my gosh.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm gonna be doing tonight. He's
- 23:08Speaker 1: a great day a hoday. Here's a hockey night in Pittsburgh.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Great day a hoteay, a hockey night? How about?
- 23:25Speaker 2: And lead will be that it comps.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Me home opener tonight. Penguins are one and oh they
- 23:32Speaker 1: have not given up a goal all season one. Unstoppable
- 23:38Speaker 1: Penguins home opener tonight against the Islanders. Hey What's what
- 23:42Speaker 1: are they teasing? They got a new jersey coming out.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Do you see that logo thing with the igloo. Yeah,
- 23:47Speaker 1: the Eloo jersey looks like somethinglu Jerseys or Igloo patch.
- 23:50Speaker 4: What's happening with that? It looks like there's I like it.
- 23:53Speaker 4: They put out difference. Yeah, one of them is Igloo,
- 23:55Speaker 4: looks like the other one. Three rivers when you put
- 23:59Speaker 4: them all together. Do you see them put all together?
- 24:01Speaker 4: I did see people putting them together. Did you like
- 24:03Speaker 4: the logo when it was.
- 24:06Speaker 1: It's it's a let's get to another talkback message here?
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- 24:17Speaker 14: Morning Mikey and Bug James from Moon Township. I was
- 24:20Speaker 14: getting caught up on yesterday's podcast, and I gotta say
- 24:23Speaker 14: I'm disappointed, Uh that Arby's beat McDonald's.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we we got the question to somebody who
- 24:30Speaker 1: was having an office argument Arby's a McDonald's. We both
- 24:32Speaker 1: picked Arby's to eat every day for the rest of
- 24:35Speaker 1: our lives.
- 24:36Speaker 4: I think they did it as like an office ice
- 24:39Speaker 4: breaker question for.
- 24:40Speaker 2: The morning meeting or whatever.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Building separated. It just separated everybody. Yeah, there's civil fast
- 24:47Speaker 1: food civil war in the.
- 24:48Speaker 14: Office, as I could live off mcchickens for the rest
- 24:51Speaker 14: of my life.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's a bit aggressive, you know if.
- 24:54Speaker 14: That was my only meal of choice.
- 24:56Speaker 2: So I'm gonna spin the question your way that way.
- 25:00Speaker 14: If you could only pick one fast food item to
- 25:03Speaker 14: eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- 25:05Speaker 1: Okay, one fast food items of our line. By the way,
- 25:10Speaker 1: though we are we are we are considering that fast
- 25:13Speaker 1: food items are like a drive through place. So it's
- 25:17Speaker 1: not like fast casual, like a sit down No, you
- 25:20Speaker 1: know this is a drive drive through only, so this
- 25:23Speaker 1: is fast fast food, right.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Do you know what if you could just pick one
- 25:29Speaker 1: fast food item to have the rest of your life,
- 25:31Speaker 1: which means you could go to this place every single day,
- 25:34Speaker 1: multiple times and just order this.
- 25:37Speaker 4: Idea the only thing I'm eating, or this is just
- 25:40Speaker 4: the only fast food item I can.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Only you can still eat regular food, but this is
- 25:45Speaker 1: you only get to pick one fast food item that
- 25:47Speaker 1: you can get basically any time.
- 25:49Speaker 2: You want, for the rest of your life.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Answer. So it's got to be something that it's delicious
- 25:54Speaker 1: and that you want all the time. Answer Okay, it's
- 25:57Speaker 1: just tacos.
- 25:58Speaker 2: It's Taco Bell tacos.
- 26:01Speaker 4: Like can I switch between hard and soft depending on
- 26:04Speaker 4: my mood?
- 26:07Speaker 1: Boss, it's still a taco I'm ordering. Yeah, I'll give
- 26:12Speaker 1: you that. Okay, then yes, you do? You do you
- 26:16Speaker 1: have a preference softer?
- 26:17Speaker 2: Hard? Or is it always go soft?
- 26:20Speaker 1: First? I think I'm I think I'm about to tap
- 26:24Speaker 1: out of this taco conversation.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Okay, so you'd.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Choose soft tacos from Taco Bell, but also you love
- 26:33Speaker 1: hard tacos too, so it would be either one of those.
- 26:35Speaker 1: I mean, it's not all the time I want it hard,
- 26:37Speaker 1: but it's a nice change up, you know, starts soft though. Yeah? Yeah,
- 26:45Speaker 1: all right, so Bob, if he could pick one fast
- 26:47Speaker 1: food item to have for all eternity, it's just basic tacos,
- 26:51Speaker 1: not the only thing he's eating, but tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 26:55Speaker 1: you'd love it, right, could you? We got that Taco
- 26:58Speaker 1: Bell right down at the eye. Any time I want
- 27:01Speaker 1: the bottom of the hill, dude, you could leave during
- 27:03Speaker 1: like a commercial blow and bring back tacos.
- 27:06Speaker 2: Dude, they call you taco man.
- 27:08Speaker 1: I've thought about this one long and hard, and this
- 27:11Speaker 1: is not an answer that people are gonna want to hear.
- 27:14Speaker 2: But this is a this is a strategic answer.
- 27:17Speaker 1: If I can only have one fast food item for
- 27:20Speaker 1: the rest of my life, like I don't even drink it,
- 27:23Speaker 1: but I know it's passable McDonald's coffee because I drink
- 27:30Speaker 1: coffee every single day of my life. So if I
- 27:33Speaker 1: get one fast food for free, unlimited for the rest
- 27:36Speaker 1: of my life, I would do a McDonald's coffee drive
- 27:38Speaker 1: through because I know that I drink coffee every day. Wow,
- 27:44Speaker 1: I didn't even think drink item. Eventually tacos. My butt
- 27:47Speaker 1: is gonna turn on me. It already does when I
- 27:52Speaker 1: we all know what's going on. Okay, I'm saying like
- 27:56Speaker 1: I would, I would want the free coffee for the
- 28:00Speaker 1: my life. Wow. And when I think fast food coffee,
- 28:02Speaker 1: I don't think anybody does it good or great. But
- 28:06Speaker 1: if I had to pick, I'm picking McDonald's coffee.
- 28:10Speaker 4: And then can you imagine what a boss you would
- 28:12Speaker 4: be at like seventy five years old if you were
- 28:14Speaker 4: the coffee guy and you could just stroll in there
- 28:16Speaker 4: and you know how, you know how they got the gathering.
- 28:18Speaker 4: It's yeah, old people gathering to chat it up.
- 28:21Speaker 2: You hit up a McDonald's on a weekend.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Yeah, it floated inside with a group of older people,
- 28:27Speaker 4: older people hanging out having their coffee.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Yep, going inside like they got a gang.
- 28:31Speaker 4: Coffee guy walks in there and they're like, whoa coffee
- 28:34Speaker 4: guys here?
- 28:35Speaker 1: Back up, he's gonna get free coffee again, get the
- 28:38Speaker 1: forever you'd be there, king of the castle. And then
- 28:42Speaker 1: since we're best friends, I could get like, can I
- 28:46Speaker 1: get multiple CoFe? I'd be like, I don't need two coffee.
- 28:49Speaker 4: I don't think there's any rules on okay, because we
- 28:51Speaker 4: didn't have restrictions on tacos.
- 28:53Speaker 1: So best fast food items. I'm getting the coffee, you're
- 28:55Speaker 1: getting the tacos. And then we combine and eat it
- 28:58Speaker 1: together and drink it together and give ourselves bright the
- 29:01Speaker 1: absolute worst case of diarrhea ever.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Pray for the toilet, like really, yeah, really, it's the
- 29:07Speaker 4: most vicious combo you could possibly assemble.
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- 30:02Speaker 1: North Football action, taking on the bronze.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Let's get to this.
- 30:07Speaker 1: This is Crystal and Mela from Contuning right here. Yes, hello,
- 30:13Speaker 1: here we go, sar kids on our show, bringing the kid.
- 30:18Speaker 1: It just makes me smile every time somebody puts their
- 30:21Speaker 1: kid on the phone, you know, and it makes the
- 30:23Speaker 1: show just makes me smile.
- 30:24Speaker 8: He here we go.
- 30:27Speaker 2: That's awesome. All right, Let's get to another one here.
- 30:30Speaker 15: This is Christian from Strabaine, PA.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Stealers, here we go, Here we go, stealers.
- 30:37Speaker 13: Here we go.
- 30:38Speaker 15: Beat those brownies boys.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Beat those brownies boys. There is bread out of insburg Ensburg.
- 30:44Speaker 15: Here we go, Stealers, here we go.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Oh nice little meet me plere at the end.
- 30:50Speaker 15: I like that, mude.
- 30:51Speaker 1: All right, let's get to another one.
- 30:52Speaker 16: Here, here we go, stealers.
- 30:55Speaker 8: Here we go, Here we go, stealers, here we go.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Whoo who that black and yellow? Yeah? Boy wow, yeah
- 31:07Speaker 1: boy wow.
- 31:08Speaker 2: All right, you're entered.
- 31:11Speaker 1: By the way, I'm looking at the schedule here because
- 31:15Speaker 1: I was just wondering who's playing tonight, because you know,
- 31:17Speaker 1: we get Thursday night football tonight. It's the Eagles at
- 31:20Speaker 1: the Giants. Okay, so that's that's fine, that's n FC,
- 31:22Speaker 1: that's whatever. But then I started scrolling down, I'm like, well,
- 31:25Speaker 1: let's let's stick in the a FC North. Let's see
- 31:27Speaker 1: who everybody else is playing, because of course, we got
- 31:29Speaker 1: our first AFC North matchup of the year here for
- 31:32Speaker 1: the Steelers taking on the Browns. And it's like, all right,
- 31:34Speaker 1: the Ravens sucks so far this year. Who are they
- 31:37Speaker 1: playing now? They're at home one pm Sunday. Yeah, they're
- 31:41Speaker 1: playing the Rams and the Rams are good? All right? Well, yeah,
- 31:50Speaker 1: that could easily be lost for the for the Ravens,
- 31:53Speaker 1: and then I'm sitting here like, all right, well, who
- 31:56Speaker 1: do the Bengals play? Then they got the four to
- 31:58Speaker 1: twenty five game one of them. Uh huh Sunday, Yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 1: they're at Green Bay. Man, that's a possibility of both,
- 32:07Speaker 1: Like Ravens and Bengals lose and Steelers beat the Browns.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Would we have a three game lead in the division already?
- 32:13Speaker 1: It's happened three game leagues coast in Gez. Let's get
- 32:19Speaker 1: to Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers was asked about his first
- 32:22Speaker 1: taste of AFC North football that he's going to be
- 32:25Speaker 1: getting and just the rivalries in the AFC North.
- 32:28Speaker 12: I was asking Peak about it the other day because
- 32:31Speaker 12: he's been on both sides, you know, with Baltimore and
- 32:34Speaker 12: now with US.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Okay, p Q would be Patrick Queen.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Obviously, Patrick Queen played for a long time for the
- 32:39Speaker 1: Ravens before coming to the Steelers AFC North football. It's
- 32:42Speaker 1: all he knows, you know.
- 32:43Speaker 12: In my own time in the in the North and
- 32:46Speaker 12: the NFC, there.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Was always a great rivalry with Chicago.
- 32:51Speaker 12: It seems like with with this that kind of the
- 32:54Speaker 12: rivalry is with the Browns.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that the Browns. But also it's
- 33:02Speaker 1: like you don't take the Browns too serious ever.
- 33:06Speaker 2: I know they beat us in that one playoff.
- 33:08Speaker 1: Game years and years and years ago, years ago at
- 33:14Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield. Was that Baker Mayfield? I think I think
- 33:18Speaker 1: it was Baker Mayfield. Should have known he was gonna
- 33:20Speaker 1: be a problem, you know, should have known. They did
- 33:23Speaker 1: beat Mason Rudolph with his own helmet. That happened to Wow,
- 33:29Speaker 1: you're right, So sometimes I forget about how wild that was.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Miles Garrett from the Browns ripped off Mason Rudolph's helmet
- 33:39Speaker 1: and smashed him with it, like he could have killed
- 33:42Speaker 1: Mason Rudolph. Yeah, yeah, or at least like dented his
- 33:45Speaker 1: head and given him permanent like brain Damage's probably that
- 33:50Speaker 1: rival rival yeah, good rivalry with both ways.
- 33:56Speaker 12: Between Steelers Bengals and Steelers Ravens.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, you're close. We hate them all. Yeah, yeah,
- 34:05Speaker 1: I think it's just like we hate the team more.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Who's on the Steelers level that year.
- 34:10Speaker 1: So when we're sitting there playing the Ravens and it's
- 34:13Speaker 1: you know, it's sort of some of us. One of
- 34:16Speaker 1: us is gonna win the North, right, and when the
- 34:18Speaker 1: Bengals are good, when they got Joe Burrow and they're cooking,
- 34:20Speaker 1: it's but the Browns has been the Browns Browns, So
- 34:26Speaker 1: it's been a while for the Brownies. It's we hate them,
- 34:29Speaker 1: but like it's sort of like okay, but yeah, they're
- 34:33Speaker 1: just they don't even have it close to getting there
- 34:36Speaker 1: to the Browns. And then let's get to DK Metcalf
- 34:39Speaker 1: of course, the Steelers giant wide receiver who came from Seattle. Right. Uh,
- 34:45Speaker 1: this is his first taste of AFC North football. See
- 34:48Speaker 1: how he feels about that. I've heard that this is
- 34:51Speaker 1: where real football is played. Oh my, real ball, hard
- 34:56Speaker 1: Lot pl steel Man, real ball, Iron City Beard DV Rocks.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, a real football's played in the North.
- 35:08Speaker 14: I was looking forward to, you know, lining up against
- 35:10Speaker 14: every other team that we play, including Sunday.
- 35:12Speaker 15: Have you asked any guys about it or no?
- 35:15Speaker 1: I don't care. We're going to play football. I love it.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Have you asked any guys about the AFC North rivalry?
- 35:21Speaker 1: I don't really care. Here to play football, Okay, I
- 35:23Speaker 1: mean he'll feel some of it once he gets in
- 35:25Speaker 1: the a f C North here and I love playing
- 35:28Speaker 1: some games, but I'm a football monster. Yeah, He's like,
- 35:31Speaker 1: I don't I don't need to ask. I don't care
- 35:32Speaker 1: for the AFC North, NFC West. Nobody can really stop
- 35:37Speaker 1: me because I am a football unicorn.
- 35:39Speaker 2: All right.
- 35:40Speaker 1: So we got uh, we got Steelers at home against
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- 36:22Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show, New Heights Podcast a brand new episode
- 36:26Speaker 1: came out yesterday with Kelsey brothers of course, Travis and Jason,
- 36:31Speaker 1: and they were they were discussing whether or not their dad,
- 36:38Speaker 1: Ed Kelsey has has listened to Taylor's Life of Showgirl album,
- 36:43Speaker 1: specifically the song that we all know is very much
- 36:47Speaker 1: about Travis Wood.
- 36:49Speaker 17: Have you talked to dad about the album?
- 36:50Speaker 1: No?
- 36:51Speaker 18: I haven't talked to you about the album either. No,
- 36:53Speaker 18: maybe that's who we should get a live listen to Terrified?
- 36:57Speaker 17: Have Papa Kelsey listen.
- 36:59Speaker 1: To would live? Oh my god, I would love.
- 37:05Speaker 18: I'm gonna do it regardless, even if we don't put
- 37:07Speaker 18: it on camera. I'm gonna do it big.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Ed. Yeah. So I guess they have not gotten Ed
- 37:15Speaker 1: Kelsey's reaction to Life of a Showgirl. And it does
- 37:19Speaker 1: not sound like Travis wanted to do it a live,
- 37:23Speaker 1: you know, because I mean, Ed Kelsey's probably great and everything,
- 37:27Speaker 1: but I don't know if you can trust your parents
- 37:29Speaker 1: with the live reaction to something like that.
- 37:32Speaker 4: Right in the didn't the local Cleveland News just call
- 37:35Speaker 4: Ed Kelsey?
- 37:36Speaker 1: That's right?
- 37:37Speaker 2: Remember?
- 37:37Speaker 4: Was that after the engagement or so after the engagement,
- 37:40Speaker 4: when there were like no details other than the pictures
- 37:42Speaker 4: and Ed Kelsey.
- 37:43Speaker 1: He was spilling.
- 37:44Speaker 4: He was up on the Cleveland News. Yeah, doesn't have
- 37:49Speaker 4: a filter, man.
- 37:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Play it for him. Maybe maybe we would for him.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Maybe Tree Paine, you know, Taylor's person had to have
- 37:57Speaker 1: a talk with Ed Kelsey be like Ed, listen, there's
- 38:00Speaker 1: a very strategic thing we're doing with everything that Taylor does.
- 38:04Speaker 1: You can't just go on like local Ohio news and
- 38:07Speaker 1: be like, yeah, she got engaged. Travis made it all secret.
- 38:11Speaker 1: It was during the podcast, and you know, you can't
- 38:13Speaker 1: do it, you can't do it. And then of course
- 38:16Speaker 1: this was I just love this. This is two brothers
- 38:18Speaker 1: who absolutely love each other. Right, you know, obviously Jason
- 38:24Speaker 1: is happily married with plenty of kids, and Travis is
- 38:27Speaker 1: now engaged, and I just love their relationship and I
- 38:31Speaker 1: love Jason asking Travis on the New Heights podcast about
- 38:35Speaker 1: you know, about the song would, which I'm sure we
- 38:38Speaker 1: have you know all heard by now.
- 38:40Speaker 2: But if you haven't, it's a song kind of about.
- 38:43Speaker 1: It seems she said superstitions, which is somewhat but we
- 38:47Speaker 1: all know it's sort of about the redwood and the
- 38:49Speaker 1: stuff like that. You know, it's about Travis, you know,
- 38:52Speaker 1: it's about Travis. So here was New Heights podcast, Travis
- 38:56Speaker 1: and Jason talking about talking about Wood.
- 38:58Speaker 17: How do you feel about Wood? Let's ask this, how
- 39:00Speaker 17: do you feel about what?
- 39:01Speaker 1: It's a great song.
- 39:02Speaker 17: It's a great song.
- 39:03Speaker 18: Do you feel like I guess so word?
- 39:07Speaker 1: I'm looking for dramatic music?
- 39:12Speaker 17: Do you feel you you'l cocky?
- 39:14Speaker 1: Okay?
- 39:15Speaker 2: All right, Jason?
- 39:16Speaker 1: All right, you know what? It's good. Jason's just having fun. Man,
- 39:20Speaker 1: he is he Travis is uncomfortable as all hell because
- 39:24Speaker 1: he knows he's got to watch what he says. He's
- 39:26Speaker 1: got to watch how he react to things as everybody's watching.
- 39:29Speaker 1: He asked, Travis, do you feel cocky?
- 39:32Speaker 17: You feel cocky about the new song?
- 39:35Speaker 1: No, any song that, She's.
- 39:37Speaker 17: Just any song. This is a very specific you. I
- 39:40Speaker 17: love that girl, So what do you mean any song that?
- 39:43Speaker 2: What do you mean you would reference me in an Okay? Okay,
- 39:47Speaker 2: all right, Drava Taylor's train.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Travis pretty good here, just like don't don't don't give
- 39:53Speaker 1: everybody what they want, just give them off. And Jason's
- 39:56Speaker 1: they're just poking him with a stick. What do you mean?
- 39:59Speaker 1: You know what it's about?
- 40:00Speaker 17: What's up? Just you though it's an appendage. It's not just.
- 40:04Speaker 2: It's a song about an appendage.
- 40:06Speaker 17: You as a it's a very specific thing. I think
- 40:09Speaker 17: you're not understanding the song.
- 40:11Speaker 1: All right. So this is Jason and Travis on the
- 40:13Speaker 1: New Heights podcast talking wood.
- 40:14Speaker 18: You're out of your mind, Jesus Christ, Travis, come on,
- 40:18Speaker 18: redwood tree ain't hard to see.
- 40:21Speaker 17: I thought redwood was a little bit. That's a generous word.
- 40:24Speaker 2: I think Travis is smiling through the whole thing.
- 40:28Speaker 18: I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it'd
- 40:29Speaker 18: be like Japanese maple. Sometimes can see I have more
- 40:41Speaker 18: of an ornamental tree, is more of an ornamental bush.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Jason Kelsey, He's living the best life man.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Talking about his brother's tree.
- 40:59Speaker 2: You're like, you know, the big giant redwood he's.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Mine's more of a it's more of an ornamental tree bush.
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- 42:17Speaker 16: Here we go, Stealers, Here we go, Spurgs.
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- 42:27Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Wang. You know this dog named Wang Wang Wang? The dog?
- 42:35Speaker 1: Get him Wang or Wane? I thought I heard Wang?
- 42:40Speaker 1: He that that dog wanted to That dog? Was that
- 42:42Speaker 1: that dog's got Steeler hype? Wang was tapping in?
- 42:46Speaker 15: He was it?
- 42:46Speaker 2: Wayne?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Or all right?
- 42:47Speaker 2: Hold on, let me run it back here?
- 42:50Speaker 1: All right? Hold on, there we go. Yeah, Wang, you
- 42:56Speaker 1: might be Wayne Wayne or Wang? I hear Wang?
- 43:01Speaker 2: I heard it.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Do you wanna hear Wang though? Or do you want
- 43:05Speaker 1: to hear Wayne? Because I feel like if you want
- 43:07Speaker 1: to hear Wang, you're gonna get Wang. But if you
- 43:11Speaker 1: want to hear Wayne, you're gonna get Wayne.
- 43:14Speaker 15: Here we go, Yeah, Wayne, you.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Might be Wang, Wang the Dog?
- 43:20Speaker 2: All right, Wang the Dog.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Wonder what Wang looks like? I wonder if Wang likes
- 43:26Speaker 1: to be petted? These are these are all questions that
- 43:29Speaker 1: I can't answer for you, Bob. This man is gonna
- 43:32Speaker 1: have to send us more talkback messages about his uh,
- 43:35Speaker 1: his dogs and just Wang picks. He we go.
- 43:43Speaker 14: Uh.
- 43:44Speaker 1: I know we do this show together. I know we're
- 43:47Speaker 1: an unstoppable friendship team. Yeah right, you won't make the
- 43:55Speaker 1: podcast Wang the Dog. You won't do it. You won't
- 43:59Speaker 1: name the pod cast anything that has to do with Wang,
- 44:03Speaker 1: Wang the Dog.
- 44:03Speaker 2: Who's that a tease for?
- 44:05Speaker 1: Right before the end of the show, stick around to
- 44:07Speaker 1: see if Wang made the podcast.
- 44:11Speaker 2: What are we doing here, dude?
- 44:12Speaker 1: Seriously?
- 44:13Speaker 2: What are we doing?
- 44:14Speaker 5: Hey?
- 44:14Speaker 1: Let's go to Cleveland, right, we gotta kick Cleveland's ass
- 44:17Speaker 1: h this weekend. But there's some There's something in Cleveland
- 44:21Speaker 1: that we all love. He's a man who works in
- 44:24Speaker 1: the parking lot of Giant Eagle. In there, Cleveland, A
- 44:27Speaker 1: friend behind him, enemy line. It's GEO from Cleveland.
- 44:31Speaker 20: Morning, Mikey and Bob. It's Geo from Cleveland. There is
- 44:35Speaker 20: hey Cock in in a few minutes. It's chilly morning
- 44:39Speaker 20: out here.
- 44:40Speaker 1: It is here too, but it's the beginning of hot
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- 44:46Speaker 2: Get go hot Chalk the season.
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- 44:49Speaker 20: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm I'm sil rocking shorts channeling Lanner.
- 44:54Speaker 21: Bub Geo your rule, dude, gandle in my inner bad
- 45:03Speaker 21: not the show, Geoe, You're the best man.
- 45:06Speaker 1: We love you, Geoe. We appreciate you. Yeah, we appreciate you.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Uh as always listening to the show. All right, let's
- 45:15Speaker 1: get to a Let's get to another. Uh, let's get
- 45:17Speaker 1: to another. Message here trying to win some Steelers tickets.
- 45:20Speaker 22: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is Amanda from Little Washington. Yeah,
- 45:24Speaker 22: calling about sending me and my son to the Steeler game.
- 45:30Speaker 1: He has epilepsy, just cleared to be able to go
- 45:32Speaker 1: to these places.
- 45:34Speaker 22: Please give him a chance to finally say here we
- 45:37Speaker 22: go Steelers in person.
- 45:40Speaker 1: It would mean the world to him.
- 45:42Speaker 16: Thanks.
- 45:43Speaker 1: All right, you're entered for Steelers tickets. It's just that easy.
- 45:48Speaker 1: I mean you might have to compete against Wang the
- 45:50Speaker 1: dog now though, Yes, yeah, that Wang like to sing
- 45:54Speaker 1: or Wang like to sing. We don't know what the
- 45:56Speaker 1: dog's name is. It's Wang or Wang, but either way,
- 45:59Speaker 1: the dog had a song and its heart. Okay, the
- 46:02Speaker 1: owner was singing, here we.
- 46:03Speaker 16: Go and here we go, spurs go right, here we go.
- 46:11Speaker 15: Yeah, Wangarang?
- 46:14Speaker 2: I heard Wang too?
- 46:15Speaker 1: Might be Wang the dog. Wang's not a bad name
- 46:18Speaker 1: for a dog, right, hit him? Wang? All right? Your
- 46:21Speaker 1: chance to win one thousand dollars coming up around nine
- 46:23Speaker 1: to ten, and you can keep entering for those Steelers
- 46:25Speaker 1: tickets uh through Friday morning. Tomorrow morning at ten am,
- 46:31Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 46:33Speaker 1: Free Show stream us live on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 46:36Speaker 1: It's also where you can get our Mikey and Bob podcast,
- 46:38Speaker 1: Get caught up if you miss h if you miss
- 46:40Speaker 1: any of the shows. And I love that our show
- 46:42Speaker 1: is just sort of like a circle, right because we
- 46:45Speaker 1: have people that are like trying to catch up on
- 46:47Speaker 1: the podcast and are like weeks behind and shows behind,
- 46:51Speaker 1: and then they'll send us messages like hey, I'm getting
- 46:54Speaker 1: caught up with the podcast. You guys are talking about
- 46:55Speaker 1: this and it's just I don't know. At this point,
- 46:58Speaker 1: it's just one big show. The show never stops. The
- 47:00Speaker 1: show never stops. Mister ricow, mister rical All right, cow, Yeah,
- 47:11Speaker 1: there's a cow that was loose on seventy nine yesterday
- 47:14Speaker 1: morning traffic nightmare.
- 47:16Speaker 2: It was as they don't know where the cow came from.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Right, we still have an update on where that loose
- 47:22Speaker 1: cow on seventy nine came from. But some yinser cowboy
- 47:26Speaker 1: wrangled it up. But uh yeah, any any like local
- 47:29Speaker 1: farmers weren't sure where the cow came from. Not my cow.
- 47:32Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 47:33Speaker 4: I don't know where our cow came from. Can we
- 47:34Speaker 4: get the cow I'm not missing?
- 47:36Speaker 1: Yeah? Can we?
- 47:37Speaker 2: Can we throw it out there and be like, oh, whoops?
- 47:40Speaker 2: Are cow?
- 47:40Speaker 1: Is that county two dads? Dude?
- 47:45Speaker 2: Station cow?
- 47:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 47:48Speaker 4: You know the one people upstairs of the office dog. Well,
- 47:51Speaker 4: yeah there is an office dog. Yeah, station cow. He
- 47:55Speaker 4: had an office cow. Yeah, just out grazing on the
- 47:58Speaker 4: hill here.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I think think what I think we when we were
- 48:03Speaker 1: doing Farm Animal Fridays at the old DV building in
- 48:07Speaker 1: UH in Green Tree, I think Farm Animal Fridays probably
- 48:11Speaker 1: ruined us having random animals in the in the studio.
- 48:17Speaker 2: It was the goat alone. The goat did it.
- 48:19Speaker 1: The goat was it's a little body, cute little goat. Yeah,
- 48:27Speaker 1: it can do a lot of damage the goat. I've
- 48:29Speaker 1: never seen an animal go to the bathroom like years
- 48:32Speaker 1: ago when we had Farm Animal Friday and we had
- 48:34Speaker 1: a live goat in the studio. And when we used
- 48:36Speaker 1: to do Farm Animal Friday, we wouldn't even tell people
- 48:39Speaker 1: like what the point of it was. We just wanted
- 48:41Speaker 1: a goat in the studio at all times, and then
- 48:43Speaker 1: we would just do a regular show doing the show.
- 48:45Speaker 4: You hear in the in the background, like what yeah,
- 48:49Speaker 4: farm animal Friday. The goat going to the bathroom everywhere,
- 48:53Speaker 4: the goat like everywhere everywhere.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Why are we talking about farm man?
- 49:00Speaker 1: Mister week cow? It was a mister week on seventeen yesterday,
- 49:05Speaker 1: mister wee cow? Whose cow? Is it? All right? Let's
- 49:08Speaker 1: get to another talkback message. Get on our free iHeartRadio app.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Be part of the show. It's UH Talkback message is
- 49:14Speaker 1: brought to us by our friends at the Pavement group.
- 49:16Speaker 11: Hey, guys from Greensburg, I take The other night, I
- 49:20Speaker 11: was watching Love is Blind, Mikey and I don't sent
- 49:23Speaker 11: you guys a message, But I couldn't stop laughing because
- 49:26Speaker 11: I just couldn't believe that. I don't know everyone's names yet.
- 49:30Speaker 11: I've only gotten to like almost the end of episode two,
- 49:33Speaker 11: but people were engaged the first episode. I just could
- 49:37Speaker 11: not believe it. But then again, I should expect it.
- 49:41Speaker 1: Yea. But hold on because I gotta I gotta nobody
- 49:46Speaker 1: the way they edit Love is Blind. Love is Blind,
- 49:48Speaker 1: of course, huge reality show on Netflix. There were three
- 49:50Speaker 1: new episodes came out yesterday. Of course me and my
- 49:52Speaker 1: wife Jamie have already watched those. Did it change your
- 49:56Speaker 1: mind on the season, by the way.
- 49:57Speaker 2: No, this season sucks. Wow, this season sucks.
- 49:59Speaker 1: In the There's only one couple that I really even
- 50:01Speaker 1: care about at this point anymore. Yeah, and I don't
- 50:05Speaker 1: want to say who the couple is, but the woman
- 50:07Speaker 1: is Uh, it's Sparkle, Meghan. Sparkle, Meghan. I want I want,
- 50:12Speaker 1: I want her in the man that she chose and
- 50:15Speaker 1: the man who chose her. I want them to work
- 50:17Speaker 1: out because well, I can't even say I want them
- 50:20Speaker 1: to work out because there's a spoiler that would that
- 50:23Speaker 1: would spoil it. But yeah, that's I feel like that's
- 50:26Speaker 1: my couple. But this is not this is not a
- 50:27Speaker 1: good season. It's messy, but like not messy in a
- 50:31Speaker 1: good way. And some people just left the show and
- 50:34Speaker 1: I don't know they ad the shows though. For you
- 50:36Speaker 1: to have a reaction to everything, well, yeah, that's when
- 50:39Speaker 1: when you say somebody got engaged in the first episode,
- 50:42Speaker 1: it's so heavily edited that they want you to believe
- 50:46Speaker 1: that this is the couple that got engaged after like
- 50:49Speaker 1: three times talking to each other, and really they aren't
- 50:53Speaker 1: showing you the hours and hours and hours that these
- 50:56Speaker 1: people spent, you know, like uh, just talking to each other.
- 51:01Speaker 1: So you think it's like a quick engagement and it is,
- 51:03Speaker 1: but it's like, Okay, it's not really because you know,
- 51:06Speaker 1: it's not like they got engaged after the first conversation.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's real love in this season?
- 51:11Speaker 1: It's love real like a right, man, I don't know.
- 51:16Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, there was oh boy, there's this
- 51:20Speaker 1: there's this little guy on the show, like not like
- 51:23Speaker 1: a little person. But he's just like a smaller guy.
- 51:25Speaker 1: He used to play cornerback, right, Yeah, this is a
- 51:28Speaker 1: smaller guy. And like he gets into uh, the the
- 51:31Speaker 1: apartment that they're in, everything, and he's just like his
- 51:35Speaker 1: woman's watching him, and he's just like he's opening all
- 51:37Speaker 1: the cabinets in the kitchen just go wow, this is
- 51:39Speaker 1: amazing and stuff. And then he opens like this big,
- 51:42Speaker 1: like tall cabinet. He's like, I want to get in there,
- 51:47Speaker 1: and he puts himself in the cabinet like in a
- 51:50Speaker 1: little pantry. Yeah, dude, that's what it is. He's like
- 51:52Speaker 1: he crubs like I bet I can fit it here,
- 51:55Speaker 1: and like his girl's watching him, just like, oh man,
- 51:58Speaker 1: he's like what did I sign up for? What? What
- 52:00Speaker 1: did I do here? But yeah, Lexis, they like almost
- 52:04Speaker 1: every season, the first episode, somebody will get engaged to
- 52:07Speaker 1: keep you like locked in, yeah, to tell you like
- 52:10Speaker 1: because they always d the first episode Love is blind,
- 52:13Speaker 1: uh teasing the first reveal, Like it'll be like doors open,
- 52:16Speaker 1: You're seeing them for the first time, and then I'll
- 52:18Speaker 1: be like, all right, we got your ass. Right, here's
- 52:20Speaker 1: episode two. All right, here's more from a Lexis and I.
- 52:23Speaker 11: Also wanted to share that today my two year old
- 52:26Speaker 11: got a comb stuck in my hair.
- 52:28Speaker 1: All right, two year old getting comb stuck in the hair.
- 52:32Speaker 1: How was that? I guess if you're but like real stuck,
- 52:36Speaker 1: like real stuck, didn't get a comb.
- 52:38Speaker 11: Stuck in She was pretending then, you know, do my
- 52:41Speaker 11: hair and the old princess action crush my hair and
- 52:44Speaker 11: I wasn't paying attention right away, and before you knew it,
- 52:47Speaker 11: there was a comb stuck in the top back part
- 52:49Speaker 11: of my head. Had to actually call my sister and
- 52:52Speaker 11: ask her to come get it out because I was
- 52:54Speaker 11: with my two year old. Wow, and I haven't not
- 52:56Speaker 11: the size with like a golf ball in my hair.
- 52:59Speaker 11: You can try unthankle tonight.
- 53:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have to worry about getting things stuck
- 53:03Speaker 1: in my hair, not like them bald or anything.
- 53:05Speaker 2: Me and Bob, you know, despite being middle aged.
- 53:08Speaker 1: Men, for me and Bob aren't going bald at all,
- 53:10Speaker 1: you know, Gods grace, but got pul me and Bob
- 53:13Speaker 1: doing good on that in the hair department, full heads
- 53:15Speaker 1: of hair on us. But uh yeah, I've uh. It
- 53:20Speaker 1: does to the fact where you're home alone with your
- 53:23Speaker 1: daughter and you have to call for backup, calling my
- 53:25Speaker 1: sister and just be like, hey, help help, come over
- 53:28Speaker 1: and watch.
- 53:29Speaker 2: Some Love is Blind with me.
- 53:32Speaker 15: That's what you gotta do.
- 53:32Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta get her in with Love is Blind. Hey,
- 53:35Speaker 1: you should watch the show with me. Love is Blind.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Then when she discovers the com and be like, what
- 53:40Speaker 1: comb I have a I have a soft ball, just
- 53:44Speaker 1: hair just not stick.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Okay, well get that for me. Yeah, Love is Blind.
- 53:49Speaker 1: This new season kind of stinks, but there's you know,
- 53:51Speaker 1: there's one couple that I want to make it either way. Man,
- 53:54Speaker 1: when we get to the finale of the show, we'll
- 53:56Speaker 1: read some Facebook comments whether people are actually watching her
- 53:59Speaker 1: or not. Have good time. How about that Your chance
- 54:02Speaker 1: to win one thousand dollars coming up around nine to
- 54:04Speaker 1: ten and get you qualified to go to our iHeartRadio
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- 54:08Speaker 2: Stick around.
- 54:14Speaker 1: That is Golden by Hunter X, it is Mikey, it
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- 54:20Speaker 1: Let's get to another entry for Steelers tickets here again.
- 54:22Speaker 1: All you got to do is get on the free
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- 54:27Speaker 2: Give us here. We go in your own special way.
- 54:29Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds and you're qualified for Steelers Browns
- 54:32Speaker 1: tickets on Sunday we go. Huh they are huh yeah,
- 54:42Speaker 1: all right, you're entered. Yah. He brought the hype. Yeah,
- 54:47Speaker 1: he brought the hype. All right, let's get to another
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- 54:51Speaker 15: What's up slim and shady listening guys on my way
- 54:54Speaker 15: into work this morning?
- 54:55Speaker 1: All right, I would I would take it that I'm slim,
- 54:58Speaker 1: But why would you be shady? Mustache probably? Yeah, yeah, ustash, Yeah,
- 55:03Speaker 1: I got a bush on me. You know, people don't
- 55:04Speaker 1: know that you're a big, fun loving guy. They might
- 55:06Speaker 1: see you and be like big fun with a full bush.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Yeah mustache.
- 55:11Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, I just heard the Travis Kelce podcast thing.
- 55:15Speaker 15: Yeah with that, what tree would you guys be?
- 55:19Speaker 1: Okay? All right, if we could, if we could be
- 55:22Speaker 1: a tree, what trees would we be?
- 55:25Speaker 15: You know, I'm feeling more like a pine festive Christmas time,
- 55:30Speaker 15: you know what I mean?
- 55:30Speaker 2: Good smelling.
- 55:31Speaker 15: Yeah, here we go and sell the team.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Bop Uh. This is what I want to do. I
- 55:38Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I got five I
- 55:43Speaker 1: feel like I want to Power rank my five? Yeah,
- 55:45Speaker 1: I know, I got one. I know which one? Yeah,
- 55:48Speaker 1: I got this? If you would be is this also
- 55:51Speaker 1: your favorite tree? But also would be? Yeah? Yeah? All right?
- 55:55Speaker 1: So what tree would you be? Because Travis Kelcey's a
- 55:58Speaker 1: redwood jay and Kelsey is uh what was his Japanese something,
- 56:04Speaker 1: Japanese mayfol or something something, some sort of bush. What
- 56:08Speaker 1: would you be? Maple tree? Maple tree guys.
- 56:12Speaker 4: Sweet maple syrup baby, Oh my gosh, bear, what the
- 56:18Speaker 4: Canadian bear had been maple tree drinking all day?
- 56:21Speaker 1: Oh my god? From the tap the tree team. Dude,
- 56:27Speaker 1: you ever see the videos where people like got that
- 56:29Speaker 1: one thing, that metal thing and they're like sticking in
- 56:32Speaker 1: a maple tree and so, dude, that blows my mind.
- 56:37Speaker 2: What do you mean there's juice in this tree?
- 56:40Speaker 1: Dude? That's a solid pick drinking straight from the tea.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Can you be Major's tea? Can you be juiced?
- 56:49Speaker 2: Big maple syrup guy?
- 56:50Speaker 1: Though? Right? Yeah, yeah, this is the biggest Power Rankings list.
- 56:53Speaker 1: You're a full list I've ever done. Yeah, top five
- 56:55Speaker 1: trees this time for Poler Rankings with Key and Bob
- 57:06Speaker 1: Nutty six one kiss Uh. These are my top five
- 57:09Speaker 1: trees of all time. I will say this right now.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Everybody's thinking I'm gonna say something that's marijuana weed related.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Grow up, yes, grow up everybody, Okay, serious list.
- 57:23Speaker 2: That's in my top five plants.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Tree. I mean people call it a tree five, number five,
- 57:32Speaker 1: willow tree, number four, pine tree. I love the smell
- 57:44Speaker 1: of pine needles, right that Christmasy smell. Oh yeah, I
- 57:49Speaker 1: got Christmas trees basically at four number three. It's so majestic.
- 57:55Speaker 1: It's Travis Kelsey. Give it to me, the redwood, I mean, don't, don't,
- 57:59Speaker 1: don't give it to me. It is Travis Kelly ranked
- 58:02Speaker 1: Travis kelcey on your list. No, it's it's actually just
- 58:05Speaker 1: redwood tree.
- 58:06Speaker 2: Okay. I thought you meant like you.
- 58:08Speaker 1: Yeah, are not. I was just saying, like, that's the
- 58:12Speaker 1: in the song wood, that's the redwood. Just weird wording. Yeah,
- 58:16Speaker 1: it was. That's why I said give it to me, Travis. No,
- 58:18Speaker 1: don't not that redwood. Number two.
- 58:25Speaker 4: This is actually the tree that I would be though.
- 58:28Speaker 4: This would be your tree if I was a tree.
- 58:31Speaker 4: If you're picking maple.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, number two greatest tree, the tree that I
- 58:36Speaker 1: would be.
- 58:37Speaker 2: It's coconut tree.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Really tall, really slender, solid, but also you know, got
- 58:46Speaker 1: some hangers. Am I not a coconut tree? Am I not?
- 58:54Speaker 2: But also am I not a coconut tree? Heavy hangers?
- 58:58Speaker 2: Number one?
- 58:59Speaker 1: What is number? This tree is everywhere? Nice, This is everywhere.
- 59:03Speaker 1: When I see a tree, it brings me happiness. Number
- 59:06Speaker 1: one tree of all time, palm tree.
- 59:12Speaker 2: Who usually in warm environments.
- 59:16Speaker 1: You see a palm tree, you're usually in a good spot,
- 59:20Speaker 1: usually pretty happy. You know. Vacation tree adds a vacation.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Such a vacation's a vacation tree, right.
- 59:28Speaker 1: And there's people that live with palm trees. Oh my god, cheese,
- 59:33Speaker 1: people that live with with maple trees from the teeth.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Fuck it, suck it, suck it, Bob tells everybody as
- 59:48Speaker 1: he's referring to syrup leaking.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Out of a maple tree.
- 59:56Speaker 1: See ninety six one Morning Free Show Mikey and Bob
- 59:59Speaker 1: entertwin Tate McCray tickets for next Wednesday's big show at
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- 1:00:03Speaker 2: That's gonna be an awesome show man. You know, hell yeah, just.
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- 1:00:31Speaker 7: Hey guys, finishing up yesterday's show, and you're talking about
- 1:00:34Speaker 7: the Chewbacca bopp it and how Bob got like sixty
- 1:00:38Speaker 7: or something like that something more.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a Chewbacca like Star Wars bop it
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: in the you know, the game from the nineties or
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Twisting pull in all that stuff like a Pope one. Yeah,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: it was incredible. Bob got sixty one on the Chewbacca
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: bop it.
- 1:00:54Speaker 7: That triggered my brain obviously since I listened to this show.
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: Is there an adult version of it? And oh my god,
- 1:01:01Speaker 7: there is, But I didn't click on the link because
- 1:01:04Speaker 7: I'm not Bob Hope.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: You guys, I need to look up adult pop it. Yeah,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: go ahead, Not on my computer, do it on your
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: computer because the company already knows what you're about. You're
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: about that life. This is this is a show research.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: This is a listener, listener reaching out saying I'm not
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: clicking on the link for adult poppets, but Bob will
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: are there adult It's an adult pop it. There's a couple,
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: all right, Well, don't discouple, don't describe them in different ways.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: You could play it. Let me see up there on
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: that one there, how do you play that twisted? How
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: do you play that? Though? You play that with a friend?
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: Yeah, well, yeah, I guess you'd have to.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: If you want to complete all the all the things
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: on the adult pop it. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: get to another talkback message here, also about the nineties
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: game bop.
- 1:02:05Speaker 23: It that I was listening to you last Thursday morning
- 1:02:09Speaker 23: and you were talking about the nipples and boppit.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a whole thing that's been discussed on
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: the show before. We were wondering why men have nipples
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: talking yeah recently, and Bob said, you know, tweak and
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: twist and poke and polling, but really, men have nipples
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: because when we're all, you know, in our embryo stages whatever,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: everybody gets nipples. Okay, before we even know that that
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: are sand okay, and teasing and twisting, okay.
- 1:02:41Speaker 23: And honestly, I was laughing so hard in my car
- 1:02:46Speaker 23: I had tears in my eyes. You guys are awesome,
- 1:02:50Speaker 23: go stealers.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: If we can make any of you laugh so hard
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: that you you have tears coming out of your eyes,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: it's then we've done our There's not a lot of
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: that in the world anymore, and we're glad that we
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: can bring it to at least one of you. But
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: I mean, when Bob does his own personal nipple poppet it,
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I mean it brings tears to my eyes too, just
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: because pure joy, tweaking, plan flicking, pickling lass like the
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast right now, it is your oddly
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: shaped buddies, Mikey and Bob the ninety six on Kiss
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show. Hey, we uh, we appreciate you all
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: listening to the show. Yeah, man, Hey, been doing this
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: for a long time and uh, I don't know if
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: we've ever had more fun than we're having right now
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: doing the uh, doing the show. Bob, it is gonna
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: be time to give away a thousand dollars coming up
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- 1:03:52Speaker 1: But first we got a couple of things we got
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: to check in with from the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account again.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: You can follow them on all their socials Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: They got a website, pghdash scanner dot com. It's a
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: couple of people who listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: and report on what is happening in and around our city.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: Carrick caller says that they're stunt her. All right, you
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: know what, let me just try this all over again. Okay,
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: all right, yeah, just let's try again. I just you know,
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: full start, full start, all right, Ah, Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: Weird things haven't in and around Carrick Caller says that
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: her son stayed home from school. She now thinks they
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: snuck a girl in and they're blinking callers too, upset
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: and wants police to check. You can't send what are
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: you doing? You're gonna get yourself in trouble for calling
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: the cops for a reason that you shouldn't be calling
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: the cops for when there's real emergency. You're not sending
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: the ship blinking police over. I don't know though, Is
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: there a sha boinking police out there? No no chance your
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: horny uncle be locked. The uncle that's always in the
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Facebook comments after a Steeler loss and says I wasn't
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: even watching. I was shit boinking my babe. Yeah, he's
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: in jail now. Also happening in and around our city.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Hold on, let me hear you get here. Oh there
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: we go. Market Square Smoking Stars smoke shop. Caller said
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: a group of people started a sidewalk dice game. Color
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: doesn't like it, okay, and things they're smoking drugs, smoking drugs.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Oh no, I think they're down here smoking drugs. So
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: the cops showed up and said, no one's doing drugs,
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: and they're allowed to keep shooting dice. Dice game on,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: dice game in Market Square own drugs though outside the
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Smoking Stars smoke shop, Well, dice game going on, smoking drugs.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Who cares? Say the police? You playing dice? Okay? Alright,
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: who cares? I got one more from the Pittsburgh police
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: scanner here Overbrook. This was Bernard Street. Caller says that
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: the banks are crazy and he wants to talk to
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: the police to go over his options.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: What are the options?
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: I don't know, do the police offer a better interest
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: rate on the loan or something that I don't know about.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Yeah, like, are they denying you alone or did they
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: tell your credit score?
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: And you're not happy? And hey, the banks are crazy.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Banks are crazy, man.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Let me call the police there.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I'd like to hear about other options, officer. Yeah, so
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: just somebody calling the cops to say again, these are
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: all sort of lessons that don't abuse nine to one one,
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: don't abuse emergency services because there's people that really need help.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: They should send the shaboinking police out. Jeus is the
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: bank guy, you think so? You think he needs the
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: shablinking police instead of the bank police. This isn't who
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: I called. I need the shaboyinking police here. The banks
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: are crazy and I'm a horny uncle. That's what's happening
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- 1:08:02Speaker 2: I love that people are just getting their kids involved
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: in this.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: Yeah. That's uh, that's awesome. By the way, we have
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: an update about uh Wayne or Wang the dog?
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Do we Yeah? Because uh?
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Because we we had a message earlier from a guy
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: who was doing like, you know, here we go Stelers
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: here and his dog wanted to his dog wanted to
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: join in.
- 1:08:23Speaker 16: Here we go, Stealers, Here we go.
- 1:08:29Speaker 15: Spur.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Dog loves it.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 1:08:34Speaker 15: Yeah, Wayne, you know.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: You all right?
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: So Bob heard Wang there the dog.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get to this talkback message because he has
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: the uh, he has the confirmation whether it's Wayne or Wang.
- 1:08:48Speaker 15: Hey love you boys. Listen to you guys right now
- 1:08:51Speaker 15: calling or talk back message about Wayne Wayne.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Oh, now we're the perbirds.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: So we thought it was Wang the dog sounded like Wang.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: It sounded like Wang.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Maybe if I saw it it would look like a
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: Wayne instead of a Wang.
- 1:09:08Speaker 15: Though he is named after the great goat. Little Wayne.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all right, we're good. We're good now.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: L you got a wheezy dog. Oh man, he.
- 1:09:20Speaker 15: Is AA and toy fox terrier mix.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: Oh that's a wild ass dog right there. Geez, that
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: dog's a little old guy.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Yeah guy. Yeah, he's a little boy.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: Yeah, little boy, little boy.
- 1:09:30Speaker 15: But he's my handsome man. He's a seven months.
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: Old that this guy loves his dog. He does. He
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: does when you when you if you have a.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Male dog or a male cat, they are a handsome boy.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: I don't care what kind they are. At some point,
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: he loves his dog so much he called back to
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: correct us that it's not little Wang. That's little Wayne.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: That's true. No, little Wang is there. Say what you're
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: gonna say? Okay, then don't no.
- 1:10:00Speaker 15: I'll send you guys picks in the dmuh love you boys.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: We're gonna get picks to find out find out what
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: if there is a little Wanne it's a little Wayne.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Oh it's just Wayne. No, it's it's Wayne. Oh no, sorry, just.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: We'll send picks.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Wayne the dog, all right, it's Wayne the dog ah,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: what do we Oh, you're entered for Steelers tickets. That's
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: that's where we're going. Steelers steak on the Cleveland Bronze. Uh,
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Sunday at home right? Got the Penguins with their home
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: opener tonight. How about a little bit let's go penst uh?
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Do we have a Steelers locker room song? Possibly? You
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: know the Penguins sometimes when you know they get hot
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: making a playoff run or something, trying to make the playoffs,
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: there will be a locker room song they play after
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: every win, you know, so they embrace.
- 1:10:53Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: I feel like one year it.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Was like walking on sunshine.
- 1:10:56Speaker 16: Right.
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: I always love when teams let us into that world
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: where it's like, you know, I feel like the pends
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: usually have some type of helmet or something they pass
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: off to the guys too, like but you hear like
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: the locker room song and they're all just loving every
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: minute of it.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: It's the best. Yeah. This this is is this just
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: the weight room? That is this from Cam Hayward. This
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: is from Cam, but it's in the treatment room, like
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: the treatment room. Again, I don't know, stretched out and massage.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: I have no clue what goes on here? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: old treatment, probably before practice up early, and there's a
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: song playing on and Cam just posted this, right is this?
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: What this is here?
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Okay? Now before Cam even says anything, the song you
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: can sort of hear is Selene Deon My heart will
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: go on. Wow, the Titanic song, you know, like not
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: the best workout song, right.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: Training room, Alex.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: I don't blame Alex Heismith for that. Alex Smith's coming
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: back from injury.
- 1:11:59Speaker 21: He do.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: He just moves the camera over.
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: He's like, Alex, this is you I Smith. Deny it
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: or confirm it. I don't think there was a denial.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: Okay, all right, it's a good Cam Hayward laugh right there.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: That's a good cam laugh. Also, neither of them turned
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: it off, by the way. Okay, I want to laugh.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: You're right, you want to laugh. Can you imagine after
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Cam laugh? That was a good Cam laugh right there?
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: Can you imagine after every Steeler win they're just all
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: in the locker room belting out Celine Dion My heart
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: will go on. You know. It's weird, but when a
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: team starts bonding, weird things like this start happening, and
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: then all of a sudden that the team is being
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: carried to the playoffs by Celine Dion in her angelic voice.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: You know, let it happen, So Steelers Browns. That is
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: happening Sunday at Akrasure. Let's get into some AFC North football.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: If you want to enter to try to whin some
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- 1:12:59Speaker 1: here we go back before Tomorrow Friday at ten am,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: and you're Entery Miike and Bob. It's a ninety six
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. A little bit earlier,
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: we were power ranking our favorite trees of all time.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Bob just said maple tree because it's got the tree juice.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: It leaks out maple soup. I had palm tree much
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: better than that. In my head. I had palm trees
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: my number one because they just make me happy. Let's
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: get to this talkback message brought to us by One
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Team Media Morning Mikey and Bob.
- 1:13:28Speaker 8: It's Tina.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Tina. Hey, I have a question.
- 1:13:32Speaker 11: On the trees that you both selected.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: The one that really has me confusedes Bob.
- 1:13:41Speaker 7: All right, Bob, I thought he was going to be
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: a little Debbie Christmas tree.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Oh you blew it. That's what I thought he was
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: going for.
- 1:13:49Speaker 8: All right, have a good day.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: Yeah, Tina, he blew it. Usually I'm better than this.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tina. I mean, you're right. It's not awful though,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: because you picked the maple tree, which so you could.
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: I got out a leaky spout, oh man, flowing sweet juice.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: To be honest, little Deb's Christmas trees might be number
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: one on my.
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: List to good pick.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Such a good pick might be, might be the pine
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: trees there, or the palm trees whatever. I'm confused about
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: my own list at this point. But yeah, little.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: Deb's Christmas tree might be the greatest tree of all time.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: I blew it. And again, marijuana is not a tree.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: It's a plant. That's what we're putting there. So it's
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: not in the top five for either of us. Okay,
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: everybody got that good? All right, Let's go got another
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: power ranking here, Michaelonius large Robert friendly neighborhood delivery guy here.
- 1:14:33Speaker 12: Okay, I want to throw in my top five tea
- 1:14:35Speaker 12: Swizzle songs off.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: You all right, everybody, clear out. We got another We
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: got another wonderful listener who wants to do their top
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: five songs from Lightfoot show Girl. Number open Light is
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: such a good pick five Wow again I said this
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: on the album came out. Opal Light might be Taylor
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Swift's like the happiest song she's maybe ever written.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Like the vibes on opal LIGHTE.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: It's impossible to not just about you and want to
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: dance and smile and have a good time.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Number four is opal LIGHTE.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Okay, or we got a joke list here? Is it
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: gonna be all opal LIGHTE? Number three is opal LIGHTE. Okay?
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: You like opal LIGHTE? Yeah?
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: Number two is yeah like a show girl.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you for the lovely Bouca. Number one
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: is it's a big one right here.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: Number one I guessed that oplight Wow. I can't get
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: that yeah out of my head.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Yeah what Wow? That's a good he did a good
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: like what all at the end there right, that's the
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: part in opal LIGHTE that gets it.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: I find It's not crazy. We've been doing that all morning.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: I've been sitting here off the air going.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: Taylor has some some earworms on this this album that
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: I uh, I find myself saying throughout the day. Yesterday
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: I was doing dishes. I'm saying this to nobody. I'm
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: not talking to my wife, Jamie. Nobody. I'm sitting there
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: doing the dishes. Nice, go the family. Why And you
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: had to say it out loud. I did wait, protect
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: the family. I'll just be doing stuff, you know. And
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: that's another one that comes in you just what, uh.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: What There's times where I'll just be doing something.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Hey, thank you for the lovely book. Yeah, she's just
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: gonna what she does. She can write some good songs
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: that just stick with you. Yeah, they just can't escape.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: They absolutely stick with you. All right, let's get to
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: another talkback message here.
- 1:16:39Speaker 6: Drop on the podcast and Seacrest really bombed that phone
- 1:16:44Speaker 6: interview with Taylor whoa. iHeartRadio should have had you and
- 1:16:49Speaker 6: Bob have a phone interview with her.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: I don't know about all that.
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: That made me wonder, what would your guys' top five
- 1:16:55Speaker 6: questions be that you asked Taylor, because I know they
- 1:16:58Speaker 6: wouldn't be normal, like it would be you standing or
- 1:17:00Speaker 6: a sitting wiper.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: Or I'm not asking Taylor Swift if she's standing or
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: sitting wiper. I would not do that.
- 1:17:08Speaker 6: The harrishting questions that we all want to know, what
- 1:17:10Speaker 6: would those be?
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: I would never be able to randomly ask her that. Well,
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: I wonder if she has to if like if you're
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: interviewing Taylor, Yeah, Like do you think all these interviews
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: she's done, she just doesn't go into him. It's just
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: like they tell them like, hey, we're gonna we're talking
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: about us.
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: What you're going to ask her? Right, we're talking about
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: the album here? Mostly you want to mention her getting engaged? Okay,
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: all right, right? Maybe not. I don't know. You don't
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: think it's controlled. I don't know, man, I mean, he
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: doesn't need to do any of these interviews.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: I know, we don't. He's not sitting down to be
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: asked something ridiculous. I don't know. Well, somebody on BBC
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: is just like, you want to go space? You know
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: it's random, but I guess you know, nothing negative is
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: going to come out of that, right well, other than
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: the fact that she said no, it's ridiculous. What do
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: you mean is the beef with Katy Perry back? You
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: know Katie Perry went to space? Is she still up
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: there by the way? Because where'd she go? What was
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: her tour called Lifetimes something? There was the team who
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: eras was it was really which she had Katy Perry
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: had a lot of songs. Everybody knows. You can't just
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: she's just it's just not the errors to her. Yeah,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: and didn't she get stuck flying on something? Wasn't that
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: a whole thing?
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: There was. There was a run over the summer where
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: every every pop girl was was getting stuck you know
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: when they were flying. You know why, because nobody can
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: fly like Pink. Okay, learn from the master. Nobody fish
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: over a crowd like Pink. Let Pink do it, you know,
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: back away?
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: If we'd do a good job interviewing Taylor Swift. Plus, like,
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: if I knew she was on the show like a
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: week from now, my anxiety would be just absolutely awful.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: For a week, I have horrible.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Anxiety, and it would not be good for that. But
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: if I said, hey, we'll have Taylor on and we'll
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: just sing her songs back to her, then maybe that's
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: and she only goes on with the hot shots.
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta be big time. You gotta have the
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: brightest light shining on you.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: That's why Ryan Seacrest gotta take a phone interview with
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: her and everything. You know, and like, hell, there's a
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: guy Elvis Durant and like a iHeart Stations, he's out
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: of New York. He gotta talk to her. So you
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: gotta be You gotta be mister big shot to talk
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: to all their stuff good para dark Taylor. I know,
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: I gotta be big time. You gotta be big time,
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: which I've I've been putting up big time numbers. I'm saying,
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna Taylor Swift on the show now.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: If we did, I would be uh an absolute ball
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: of anxiety because I'd be like, I don't want to
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: screw we've both met. It's best for everybody if he doesn't.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on.
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: We both met her before though, and she's like the
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: nicest person ever. I don't think we'd have a trouble
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: talking to her or anything. I just don't want to
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: sit with the anxiety of your talking to Taylor next
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: onesday said like, oh okay, oh god, I want to
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: screw this up. I'm glad we don't have to talk
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: to her because we ain't big shots. We ain't mister
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: big time. All right, everybody vibe out to the Fate
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: of Ophelia. It's Mikey and Bob Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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- 1:21:00Speaker 24: What's up, Mikey and Big Bob? So I have a question.
- 1:21:03Speaker 24: Have you guys fallen down the AI rabbit hole at all?
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: Yeah, it's impossible to not, Lloyd, There's no way you
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: can step around it at this point.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: Yeah. AI. The AI videos that are getting made now
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: are so legit, looking like it is going to confuse
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: like the Boomer generation so bad. They're already confused on
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: the internet. This this one's going to really confuse them.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: And it's all fun in games now, but at some point,
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: you know, if we're not there already, it's going to
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: be a politician saying something that they never really said. Yeah,
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: somebody can make a Micy and Bob AI video of
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: us saying something awful, and even though most of us
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: that are like literate online and can sort of decipher
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: what's real and fake.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Like not everybody gets the technology.
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: The technology is moving though at like even like AI
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: couple months ago.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was good, but you could tell that
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: there was something off. Did you see the.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Will Smith side by side the spaghetti eating Yeah video,
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: Like there was AI from like three or four years
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: ago that I remember that Will Smith eating spaghetti. Did
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: they redo it with the new Soro? They did side
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: by side with the new Sora? Right, that's a I
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: think that everybody's using for all these wacky videos now.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: And it was just like, oh cool in two or
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: three years, this is how far AI's come.
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: We're cooked or just cooked, that's it.
- 1:22:27Speaker 24: I've come across some videos of mister Rogers in AI form.
- 1:22:31Speaker 24: Yeah yeah, and I must say, yeah, uh they maybe
- 1:22:35Speaker 24: chuckle a little bit.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't sure if you've seen him or not. Oh yeah,
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: we've seen them, all of them. We've seen I've seen
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: Stephen Hawking in a NASCAR race. I've seen Stephen Hawking
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: roll down the ramp at a WWE event. Well, mister
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: Rogers fighting the ww match. I saw Queen Elizabeth put
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: Albert Einstein through a table like a lot of the
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: ones for me and Bob seem to be WWE wrestling
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: match with uh with dead celebrities and dead famous people.
- 1:23:03Speaker 15: Let me know what you think anyways, Thursday.
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: I think it's probably the end of civilization as we
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: know it. It's scary and a lot of it's just stupid.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: It's not gonna be used for good.
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: Because when you think the Internet like has reached its
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: sludge point where he's like, man, I can't get anywhere.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: The Internet really is awful. It's just like, no, let's
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: do this. AI think, let's crank it up.
- 1:23:24Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Like Bernice King, the daughter of Martin Luther King Junior,
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: Like I saw that she responded to one. It was
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: just like this guy, this gotta stop. Like my my
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: dad wouldn't like this. Well, and that's another thing, like
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: all these all these images and videos and everything they're using.
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: To produce this is all copyrighted. Yeah, but at some
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: point the other shoe's gonna drop here.
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: And they try to get around it by saying, all right, well,
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: if you really don't want us to use your likeness,
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: you'll have to petition and have it taken out of
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: our system. It's just like, yeah, that's not how they
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: should work like these people, you know, dead celebrities like
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: Robin Williams daughter Xelda Williams came out and just like
- 1:24:03Speaker 4: my dad wouldn't want this, not, I don't want to
- 1:24:05Speaker 4: see this, Like, don't send these to me.
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: People send them to me constantly. Yeah, hers really like
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: stuck with me. She's like, stop sending me AI videos
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: of my dead father. He wouldn't want this and I
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: don't want it to and like, you know people, but
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: it's like, all right, did you see he was dancing
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: with Michael Jackson. Did you see?
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still funny. No it's not though, So yeah,
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: I mean I get it.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I s the internet. Yeah, it's it's yelling at clouds here.
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: But like it's starting funny, but this is not gonna
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: end well for anybody, you know. It's all it's sort
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: of what I feel like, you know. But yes, we've
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: seen all the AI slop videos for you don't need
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: to send them to us. I just then tell it's
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: still funny though, huh. I just hope somebody gets sued
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: into the sun and we can all just go back.
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: You know, who's got it figured out? Ed Sheeran. It
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: doesn't have a phone and you just he responds to
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: emails once a week. Ed Sheeran is the guy who
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: we should all model our lives after because he does
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: not even know that Martin Luther King Junior is the
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: current WWE champion on the Internet. It's routly shape. Buddies,
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: mike yar Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Free Show. Earlier in the show, Bob, we were power
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: ranking our favorite trees. You like the maple tree because
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: it leaks out syrupy juice, delicious, and are like a
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: big bear, so it fits. Yeah. My favorite tree is
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: the palm tree because you know, palm trees grow warm
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: places that I like to be at, and if you're
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: seeing palm trees, you're probably in a happy, warm place.
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: But I think the list is about to change here.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: I had palm and coconut trees in my top five,
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: and then we got this message from Farmer Tim. Hey, guys,
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: farm here.
- 1:25:57Speaker 19: I'm sorry to be the actually, but I'm gonna have
- 1:26:02Speaker 19: to call for a redo on the best Trees power
- 1:26:04Speaker 19: ranking because Mikey, coconut trees and palm trees aren't actually trees.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Okay, hold on one second, Farmer Tim and just told
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: me coconut trees, tree and palm trees the name aren't
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: trees in the name.
- 1:26:23Speaker 13: Uh.
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: I'm not a farmer though, Bob. You're not a farmer either.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Farmer Tim, Yeah, I don't know if he's either, calls
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: himself far me farmer Tim.
- 1:26:32Speaker 19: They're botanically grasses, actually grasses.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: Just looking up them.
- 1:26:41Speaker 19: Yeah, have a good one, sell the team.
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: I don't know if I can have a good one
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: after this information has been passed on to us farmers.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: Even though they have tree in the name, they're not trees.
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: That throws off the whole top five And now my
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: top five is invalid because okay, that can palm trees. Wait,
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: he might be right, yeah are I just googled it.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: Palm trees not tree, Coconut tree not a tree. There
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: are grasses. They're a type of grass. Yeah. Yeah. When
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: it comes down to it, they have the same cellular
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: structure as a grass. That's where they are formed from.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: People call them trees because of the woody like trunks
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: that develop. But okay, when broken down, their grasses. Dude,
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: they're not trees. Okay. Same thing with Taylor Swift. You
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: know the way she does her lyrics too. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: trunk the trunks, woody trunk, redwood trunk. Yeah, my mind's blown. Yes,
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: so the farmer can thank you.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: That's real. Thanks for teaching us, paulm In.
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: The coconuts not trees. That is one thing that you
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: can hit somebody in the office with today or at home,
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: like an arkao out of nowhere. You could be like, hey,
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: palm tree and coconut trees they're grasses.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, look it up.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: The trunks just a fibrous stem. Oh my god. Even
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: though they're named tree, they're not trees. All right, Let's
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: get to one more talkback message before we turn over,
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: mister big shot Ryan Seacrest.
- 1:28:29Speaker 25: So, I totally love Taylor Swift's new album. I've been
- 1:28:33Speaker 25: with the same guy for almost twenty years now, so
- 1:28:36Speaker 25: I'm in love and I just love the album. It's
- 1:28:40Speaker 25: so much love going around. We're sad that it's not
- 1:28:44Speaker 25: sad tailor anymore.
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: It's okay, sad tailor albums are still there though they
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: didn't go away. So if you're like, I'm still.
- 1:28:51Speaker 15: Fork for fork, Fork, I'm.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: A fork, I'm still a folk for we get it.
- 1:28:57Speaker 26: We can imagine next year's weddings being filled with opal Light,
- 1:29:01Speaker 26: And I think that's just a song that's gonna get
- 1:29:04Speaker 26: everybody on the dance floor at weddings shaking their ass
- 1:29:07Speaker 26: because it's awesome.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: So yeah, not sad tailor anymore.
- 1:29:11Speaker 25: But I think we found some gams for sure for weddings.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: So love you bye. Yeah. Opal Light is gonna be
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: one of those songs that is going to be a
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: timeless song. It's gonna be a classic song. It's wing jam.
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: I didn't even think about wedding jam. Are you kidding me?
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: Just get Granny on the dance floor. It's so dancing,
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: dance night, good night guys. Right, She's so right. That's
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: gonna be it just dance floor wedding song. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: The album's pretty good. And she was on seth Meyers
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: last night told the funny story about Travis Kelsey in
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: the VIP tent and you can go I'm not online
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: if you want to do. We played it earlier in
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: the show. All right, I think we actually have to
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: go now, Bob. I think it's time to leave because
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: it's time for Ryan Seacrest show. Let's see how about
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: a little bit, Let's go pegs the home openers tonight
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: against the the Islanders. What do you want to name
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: the podcast today? Bob Wang the Dog on the Mystery Cow. Yep,
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: it's Whang okay, Whang the Dog on the Mystery Cow.
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: Name of the podcast today.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: And coconut trees and palm trees aren't trees, they're grasses. Wow,
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: all right, mister big shot. What do you got? Bloody
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: six kiss our radio season