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NASCAR Is In Full Damage Control | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Monday morning, everybody. Well, my hairs are looking full.
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  Haven't had a haircut in a while.
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  My hair's growing like the GA pet GGG a pet.
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  Hey got got to have a little fun every once in a while.
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  Guess what we did ta da Looks good don't it?
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  Not just one, but for 2995 you can have two.
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  Listen, we got a beautiful family man that one.
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  There's for the the grandbabies. We have 6 grandbabies.
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  So that is a grandbabies tree and all their stuff.
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  I want to thank my daughters, Brooke, Brandy, Brittany.
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  They're go getters and they put the tree and all the ornaments
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  up for us. We got Everything Everywhere.
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  So all right, everybody. Man, it's kind of like the day
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  after this whole NASCAR drama where all the emails come out.
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  Bob Pockras. It's Monday morning.
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  It's November 24th, It's Monday morning.
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  And Bob Pockras is still at it, or as we found out from Jeff
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  Dickerson, Pocky. Pocky.
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  I call him my buddy. He's my friend, Bob Pockras.
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  But people in the industry that want to slide him, slide my old
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  buddy Bob Pockras, we call him Pocky.
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  And I love Jeff Dickerson. He's a good guy.
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  He's good to me. But I don't want to get on his
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  wrong side after I've read his emails.
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  Hi, Jeff. Yeah, you too, buddy.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's, that's one thing Brother Rusty taught me.
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  Everybody, mother, everybody. Yeah, 'cause I'm the greatest.
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  You're dumb. Reminds me.
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  Reminds me. When I was in NASCAR, we'd sit
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  inside our our motor coaches, we'd sit inside our buses and
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  our windows would be darked out and we all do it.
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  So if y'all see this here, everybody's going to laugh.
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  We'd sit inside our buses, you know, and nobody could see in
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  because our windows were tinted. We'd look out there and we'd
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  make fun of everybody, how dumb everybody was, and we were the
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  best. That's not just life.
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  They do it in sports too. Oh, especially in NASCAR in the
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  bus lot you look at and you hey, he's a dumb ass.
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  I'm better than him. He can't drive worse.
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  There goes a motor man that his motors blow up all the time.
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  He's a Peach. You know, it goes on 24/7 and
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  now you all get to see it. You get to see it because of the
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  legendary emails. Even Corey Lajoie got on my ex
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  account today and said this is worth your 9 minutes to watch.
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  Talking about my coffee with Kenny's where I call out all
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  these people that talk total. I'm a little disappointed with
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  myself and I'll tell you why. Because early in my life,
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  probably up until I was, oh, all the way to 55 years old.
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  Yeah, all the way to 55 years old.
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  I, I thought everybody was my friend.
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  And, and, and I do love a lot of people, but all this does is
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  solidify what I already knew. Everybody's everybody.
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  Everybody's. I'm better than you.
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  You're dumb. I'm the greatest.
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  Like old Polk and Eugene Mason say all their emails about how
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  their their partner, how Denny Hamlin is a child and he wastes
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  money all along, their partners all along.
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  These guys are partners. And I know Curtis Polk's a good
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  guy. I'm just, I'm just poking you,
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  Curtis. I'm poking you.
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  You know how you do on the emails.
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  Yeah, I I really like Danny. I just call him a child and he
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  wastes money. And Danny wants too much respect
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  from us. We're not going to give him.
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  He's an athlete and I'm a money man.
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  I'm smart. That's why I'm worth millions.
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  Hey, it's just comedy, guys. It's just comedy.
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  Remember, we none of us mean this.
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  We just tell everybody they're assholes.
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  How'd I do? Was that a good comedy sketch?
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  Does that deserve to be on Saturday Night Live?
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  Brother Rusty would say to me, and I've already told you all
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  this before, we're at Bristol and we're in the RV lot and I'm
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  out there with Steve Grissom, Chuck Brown and they're my
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  friends and I'm racing these guys.
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  All of a sudden they hear Herman.
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  Herman, it's my brother Rusty screaming at me in the RV lot at
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  Bristol. I said, yeah, he goes, come
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  here, get up in here. I walk up in Rusty's RV motor
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  coach bus and Rusty says, what are you doing talking to those
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  guys? I said over there, my buddies,
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  we're just having a good time. He says there ain't none of them
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  drivers. You're buddies, they're all out
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  to get you. Rusty was right all along.
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  He was right all along, and he knew it.
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  He knew it way earlier than I knew it.
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  I guess I'm up. I develop slowly, But maybe
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  that's why I love my life so much more now, because I realize
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  everybody's mother, everybody boy.
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  It's so much easier to live like that when you know everybody's
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  your enemies. When you know everybody's your
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  enemies, you just got your defense mechanism up the whole
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  time, it's way easier because you're not wedding everybody
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  out. You just everybody's my enemies.
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  You want to do business with me? OK, let's sign a contract.
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  But Strong, arm them like a football player.
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  You know, hey, we can be buddies, but Strong, don't let
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  them get too close. All right, so we're going to end
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  like this. How does NASCAR recover from
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  this? Well, it's going to take a while
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  because they got to get through the lawsuit first.
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  That's the first bad thing. But you know, right now, on this
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  Monday morning, NASCAR is going into damage control.
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  But call me up. I'll tell you how to fix it.
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  Of course, maybe you'll hire somebody, pay $1,000,000 for
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  them to tell you how to fix it. First thing you got to do is get
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  on your jet and fly up to welcome NC and get a meeting
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  with Richard Childress. And it probably be best if our
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  if our leader, Jim France, would do that starts at the very top.
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  And then while you're at it, Jim, you're a good guy.
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  You're always good to me. You might want to bring along
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  Steve Phelps. Oh, yeah, bring along Steve
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  O'Donnell and have a little meeting.
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  But then you're also going to have to do all this in front of
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  the cameras. Oh, yeah, Because we've made
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  mistakes in the past, remember? Wasn't it my friend Steve
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  O'Donnell? I love Steve.
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  Wasn't it Steve that just got done saying we sacrificed our
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  old fans to get new fans? And believe it or not, our old
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  fans are not dumb. So we're going to have to have a
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  press conference. What?
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  What do they call that? Kumbaya?
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  Hey, we were just talking about each other.
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  We really love each other. Richard's a legend in the sport.
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  I can see it now. But that's what you're going to
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  have to do. Damage control was going to have
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  to be a press conference with everybody.
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  You all mother. Have a great, great Monday,
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  everybody.