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FWF Season 2 PPV6 MAJORFEST! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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Welcome everyone, Commissioner David C. Anderson. Here at ringside As, the
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Figure Wrestling Federation presents the wrestling extravaganza of all time, Major Fest. What's
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off everybody? Hello and welcome two major fast. We did it. Oh
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beautiful for spacious skies, for Ramsa or lountan majesty for the fluity of happy
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car Go Sharies, gratuly and I too metable from se to shine. She's
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your host, the most professional wrestler, Brian Myers. What's up everybody along
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here? I have the owner and creative mind behind the Thrill's own brand.
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Well, not just one creative mind. If you saw our Q and A
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yesterday, Max mass Master joined us. Well not yesterday, but last month
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the bonus pod Max mass Master joined us. We answer some questions. There
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is two creative minds. Shout out to him before we get underway. Here
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a major fest. But I am here Smart Mark Sterling Square and Silver Bowlsville,
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Jackson Wrestling, Bigger collecting and the soul creative mind behind. That's right,
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the Turmoil brand. The one man booking team. I don't need a
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whole you know, a whole team. I don't need a booking committee.
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I'm not reading all somebody else's notes. I'm just closing my eyes or staring
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into space, sitting out, sitting out by your pool like Vince's to do
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it right, and just dreaming up these dream matches, these scenarios, these
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storylines. This is the biggest paper through the year, Major Fest two.
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Uh Is this the last incarnation of this f w F. I don't know.
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I don't know if we can go another season with these superstars. Mark
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and I were discussing on that bonus pod. There's not much meat on the
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bone when you get blue Meani and Adam Bo. Like we were thinking,
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oh, we'll use these shells, but they're not coming out the thrills.
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Yeah, and I mean like we technically have wrath, so he could have
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been I almost turned him into an atom bomb custom before these bone crushers were
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made. But I don't know what other figure lines you could do a figure
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fed with the proper way with the figure photography. I'm certainly not displaying or
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undisplaying by l janz er Has Bros. I'm not buying new ones and I'm
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not buying beaters. No. I used to say, I can't believe that
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you guys wouldn't do a Hasbro one, But after doing a season, I
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realize how difficult it would be and kind of lame to do the photography.
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Plus there's nobody to like intermingle with that. They're all the same, right,
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yeah, and you don't want to like mess up a skinner to for
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a It's just like, no, it's not as good. It would be
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irresponsible. Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're here the whole FWF
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season one. I guess they'd on Patreon, but it's on the main podcast
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podcasts and this is season two. It was a little different twist this this
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season with just the pay per views. I mean, obviously it's way better
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way we're entertaining with the weekly TVs. We just don't have the time for
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it. We're not living I mean, we are living in a pandemic still,
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but it's not like how it was when we started, where the world
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was completely shut down and we had nothing to do. When you were tell
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let Broski's like I would. We would record the podcast, both podcasts,
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and then I would stay up until four in the morning just doing the pictures
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because I had nothing to do on Tuesday, which is like I had nothing.
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There was No, the Monday, Tuesday, the days that we didn't
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exist. Every day was just it was like there was just nothing. Work
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out by your pool, take some pictures of figs. It was so easy.
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But now I can't. It's impossible. But we're here now, Major
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Fest two. Sorry for the slight delay, but we didn't want to rush
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it. It figured we might as well marble last week. But also we
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intendedly had it planned for yesterday as we're recording this, but you know,
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flight changes and all that stuff. So here we are. Oh, b
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knic is still stuck in Orlando as of this recording. No, really,
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yeah he didn't get a different. Come on, dude, he was just
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at the airport. I got canceled. I don't know if you saw this,
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but check this out, Brian. Remember the segment last month where Santa
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Claus came out? Did iris make that? Look at this it's rock had
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underneath the Santa Claus. Get this unbelievable. That's really impressive. That's pretty
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cool. But we're here now. Mind. Originally I was like, ah,
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I bet you I have some sort of like stand a statue I'll just
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use as the stand in. Yeah, you gotta do all right, all
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right, so no real time limits here, Yeah, no time limits,
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but let's not go forever. Yeah, I kind of really had nothing to
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do here because I don't even have to give the times just you know,
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laugh and uh sure, I'm going to change the view right now. If
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you're watching this on Patreon, because you have that option, I'm going to
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change the view to speak of you, so you're just seeing full screen Broskie.
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All right, all right, you guys ready to tay a special opening
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video, all rude unshots of your favorite superstars walking in the dark Smokey Alley
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with Schricher them doing their signature moves in the ring. We're finally here for
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the second time ever live from Hollywood, California. It's time. It's time.
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It's time for Major Fest. Wegging around to Major Fest to line on
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the turboil President Smack Cardona and we are here for the most major event of
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the year, Major Fest for Season finale. We have incredible matches. Every
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single title is on the line, and let's go to our opening contests,
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which is the Fatal La match for the FWF Tag Team Championship. Last month
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you saw it, Skip and Bob the Body Dinas made their debut and won
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the FWF Tag Team Championships. Coming on first are Coming a Ring by Sonny,
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There, Skips and Bob four two Body Donnas three f w PAS two
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Champions, Hella, Skip and Bob the Body Donnas the new tag team Champions.
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Remember Sonny dropped her top last month and distracted dl O. He's been
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waiting since. He's been waiting for that bous and smoking about all right,
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outcome the Dudley Boys, outcome Test an album from DNA, and out come
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the Headbangers ding meaning, all right, what a great fatal four way match.
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We're at the final moments of the match. It's Skip and Mash on
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the top rope. Skip with the top rope power, Bob Tomash one two
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Thrasher makes a safe in comes Bob kicking the gun. Alabama slam to Thrasher
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from behind, Bubba with the Bubba Bomb to Bob. Wait a minute,
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here comes here comes Albert with the Baba Bomb to Bubba. Here comes d
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Lo I'm sorry, Here comes Devon uh uh. Here comes Albert with a
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big clothesline. Divon ducks hissed RUPs with that flying spinning back elbow. Wait
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a minute, here comes Test with a big boot. It comes Bob,
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a big boot to Bob, a big boot to Thrasher Test. He goes
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over to the lifeless Devon Dudley. He picks him up, pump handle slam.
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Divon slips behind. Wait a minute, three tests, three to the
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Test. In comes Bob charging Bubba into a body slam. Oh he grabs
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his legs. T Von goes sits up. Why that? Why up?
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They hit that big head butt. Wait a minute. Here come Test and
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Albert back in two clothes lines the Dudley's duck double cactus line over the top.
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That leaves. That leaves Marsh and Skip with Skip's got the tag team
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title. He swings in it. Mash Marsh ducks kick him in the gut,
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sticks him in the power up for the stage. Time. Oh no,
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Sonny gets on the apron again. We're gonna see this again. Wait
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a minute. He drops, Skip goes over to Sonny. Sonny slaps him.
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He catches the slap. Wait a minute. Here comes Skip from behind
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with the tag team title. Bush moves out the way. He now signing
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with the tag team title. Skip turns around kicking the gun. Wait a
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minute, thrashes climb on the top, come um leg up stage side on
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two. Who are your winners? And Dobby A tag team chamberons, I
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mean that rush yeah, Rusher Rod banners off in a universe bad beers a
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rule after the real Tag Team Champis at tonight they won the Turboo Earth w
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F Tag Team CHAMPI Chips wif must have done some politics on the other night
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Cash was the one who shut up Cash and Creator. The following contest is
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a handicap match for one ball bringing the rules down the riisle, Rod Simmons,
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Bradshaw, Papa Shango. Here come the rocking right to Papa Shangle.
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They will be taking on the Brothers of Destruction. All right, outcomes Kane,
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outcomes the Big Red Machine. Where is his brother? Where is his
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brother? Oh? You know what time it is? Under take an American
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badass run and don to ing the Brothers in Destruction on the same page with
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a common enemy. Papa Shangro and the Acolytes sing meaning all right, everyone
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is fighting on the outside of the ring. Undertaker in the ring, his
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RUPs, the Big Undertaker dive on the big pile. He hits the Undertaker
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dive on the big pile. He rolls in Faruke. Undertaker steps over the
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top Roup to Fruk but gets the spy. Bust Up gets him. That's
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Bybuster. He hooks him up in the Dominator. Undertaker lands behind him.
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Wait a minute. Bradshaw slides in from that close line from Hell. Undertaker
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ducks and he closed lines from Hell to Barok. Wait a minute. Kane
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off the top up with the big Fly clothes line to Bradshaw. It comes
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Papa Shango Doubledoozle double chunk slapped to Papa Shango, the Apa. The acolytes
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feed up Undertaker with a tombstone to Aruk. At the same time k with
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a tombstout to Bradshaw. Wait a minute, Papa Shango feeding in, kicking
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the gun from the Undertaker. The last ride Bower momb one two three,
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whos pain and the Undertaker bron burners um destruction. They did it, brod
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brothers had destructions. They hung and they moved. You and Double Undertaker pose
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shuddering respect, showing respect to one another. And they've gotta be shot respect
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of ball Bear. You know they've gotta be show respect the ball Bear wherever
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he is backstage, We see Sonny, We see Sonny just slapping skipping Bob.
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You guys are a disgrace. I wanted to be with the real champion.
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I want to be with the real men. You guys are fired,
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Sonny. He just fires. Nobody got us very interesting. Up next is
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the Vanishing Vault death match for the hard Core Championship. Here comes the challenger,
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Here comes the challenger. Right now, they're human true Rex Mercu Taz.
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Here comes Taz. He's a Radings opponent, the leader of TNA.
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Jeff Jarrett with Debra. Remember it's a Hardcore title match. Anything goes to
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win the match, you must put your opponent in the beetlejuice Vanishing Vault.
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Uh with the final moments of the Matt Jeff Jair in the ring with the
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guitar, swings in the task tas ducks and he lacks in the task mission.
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He lacks in that task mission on Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett he with
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a with his heel with a low blow, kicks back low blow to task
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charges task headed arm, task plicks over the top rope. Jeff Jared hits
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the floor. Taz rolls out, but Jeff Jared grabs the hardcore title from.
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Deborah swings in the task in another task mission. He's got another task
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mission on on Jeff Jared Debrah gets on, tasks back and rakes his eyes.
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He rakes his eyes. Wait a minute, what's going on right now?
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Jeff jar picks up the guitar again. He picks up the guitar one
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more time. Here's mad of this. It's better than this with that creepy
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big cruiser. He's riding out again, the creepy cruiser. Let's fucking go
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my favorite Turmoil Superstar which Beetle Juice, the one from n Or, the
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one for the movies, the one for the movie. Wait a minute,
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what is going on here? Beetlejuice distracting Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett is locked
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under the task mission. Oh yeah, from task task got the task mission
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again on Jeff Jarrett. Japper from the hind with a low blow Jeff Jarrett.
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Jeff Jarrett now takes the guitar, runs up the hood of the creepy
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cruiser a smashest Beetle Juice with the guitar, he pulls tests on to the
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creepy cruiser and gives him a stroke on the hood of the guitar. He's
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now dragging him over. He's dragging him over now to the site. He's
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dragging him over to the site of the vanishing vault. Wait a minute,
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here come the dead lace. They're saving they're saving Task out come tested Albert,
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big brawl. They're fighting. They're fighting through the crowd, the chat,
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the chat. He see dumb, He see dump. He see dumb,
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He see dub. The Dudleys were saving their friend Task. Wait a
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minute, Jeff Jarrett takes a guitar. But it's not just any guitar.
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It's what's that smell. He's smart. There's gasoline all over that guitar.
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He likes the guitar on fire. He's gonna hit Task with the guitar on
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fire. We're all of a sudden, Dreamer, Tommy Dreamer was back.
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Young Tommy Dreamer is back. Play the shirt. He's coming up, saving
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his friend Tas remember Dreamer lost the task in the first month. Wait a
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minute, Jeff Jarrett swings the guitar. All right, Tommy Dreamer Dreamer Ducks
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takes the flaming guitar from Jeff Jarrett. Buddy Else ties with it. He
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Else ties of it task both right into that batist ball. Temmy Tommy Dreamer
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help, but Jeff Jack closed the vault. He rips off his E c
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W shirt. Dreamer is wearing a TNA shirt dinging winner. Here's your winner
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and still hardcourt chrippion. We haven't had here, Jeff Jeff Jared, the
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last outlaw. Jeff Jared is still the hardcore Champion with help of the newest
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member of TNA, Tommy Dreamer. Timmy Dreamer turned us back, turned us
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back on e cwtas Wow, that's not believable. Tommy would never be a
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heel. But keep going. All right, we go backstage. We're backstage.
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It's the Hollywood back lot brawl. Gold Dust and d fighting everywhere,
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fighting all over the backlots, into the dumpster, you know, just brawling
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everywhere. The referee tried to restore some order. Eventually, Delo Brown.
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Delo Brown throws throws gold us into that dumpster. Where's he going? Where's
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he going? He's getting into gold dust, gold convertible. He's getting into
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that gold convertible. Marks out of his marks out of a man attention the
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gold convertible. That's gold convertible from Last Action Hero he gets in it,
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He's gonna run over gold Dust, but Godless smooths out of the way and
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de Loo crashes right into that dumpster. Gold Dust pulls Delo Brown out and
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he smash his face into the hood of the car. He sets him up
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in a curtain call, but Telo lands behind him and he smashes his face
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into the hood of the car, charging gold Dust with a power slam onto
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the hood of the car. He's picking up Telo, but Tlo gives him
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a low blow. Delo gives him a low blow. He throws he throws
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gold Us into the side of that car. He opens the car door,
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smash it on his head. He smashing his head and he smashed us head
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one last time. The references back up to the old stops up. He
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pushed the referee away. That just kicks that car door head in. Cut
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the car door right to the head of gold Dust. He starts walking away.
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He's walking backstage. The camera is following him all the way to backstage.
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Because remember the rules of this matter are simple. It starts in the
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backlock, but you have to pin your opponent in the ring. The camera
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is following d Low backstage, follow him through. He's going through the crowd.
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You see him going through the concession stands all the way down. A
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couple of minutes have passed. Dl Brown rolling in the ring telling the referee
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rais his head, there's no way that gold Dust is gonna continue. There
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is absolutely no way gold Dust is gonna continue the referee. He's whispering something
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to the ring ouncer. Gold does has to the count of turn to make
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his way into the ring. If he does not make his way to ringside,
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the winner of this match will be d Lo Brown. All right,
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the red countin one two, Come on, go, let's make it out
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here. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine.
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Wait a minute is going out there? Stand at rods hoday, we're custom
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run after rose. He slides in. He ducks Delo's punch, jab jab
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jab oh, I had a gabow. Delo feeds in the corner. Shoot
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reversing to the corner, Delo charging dustin roads puts on a big brute,
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sits on the top of about the second roup, big bulldog, and he
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picks up. D Loo hits up with the turn call one two orders on
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the hood. That ball word natural so stood. It's hard from high he's
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used to the quick ward dup changes. Oh yah, there you go.
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He's the son of a son. Guys, great custom here by Dave Will
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thanks. What is the head pure repaint? Gold dust? Wow? Pure
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repaint doesn't really look like gold straight painted, but great job. Wow.
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The following contest is a t l C match for the f w F Turmoil
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Interstate Championship. Come in. There are first the Inner State Tribune who Russia
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and RT under Edge and Christian remember their story arc from last season with the
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whole season trying to become the par team champions. They don't brew it.
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They do in the first pay per view of this season. I think Christian
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just turns on Edge it becomes the Interstate champion. But now Gangrel has interjected
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himself in this feud, this bred feud, if you will, and it's
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a triple threat TLC match for the Interstate Championship. All right, outcomes Gangrel,
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outcomes Edge. Guys. This match is chaotic. There are weapons,
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ladders, tables, chairs everywhere. There are four tables still set up on
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the ramps side. There's a table set up in the ring. There's a
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ladder in the ring. There's a ladder in between the guardrail and the apron.
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It's just chaotic. It's chaotic. Gangrel in control with the chair,
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nailing Christian nailing Edge with the chair, putting them, putting the chairs down.
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He's looking for a double double impaler DDT. But they gi him a
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double back dump and said to each bag of the chair, should they do
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for old time's sake? Cood cherote to the Gangrel, but then Christian just
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smashes Edge with a chair. He puts the chair down. He's going for
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that that un prettier onto the chair, but Edge pushes Christian into that that
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table in the corner. Christian stops himself, turns around, Spirit through that
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time of my Edge. U Spirit through the table by Edge. Edge slowly
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climbing up the ladder now going for the interstate title. Gangrel making his way
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slowly climbing up. They're fighting on the top of that ladder, fighting on
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the top of that ladder. Eventually, Edge takes Gangrel's head and smashes it
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on the top of the ladder. Uh. Gangrel drops a couple of runs.
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Edges hands oh on that title. He's gonna win the top. But
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Christian uses the steel chair as a low blow to edge. Edge drops down.
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Christian climbing. Now he's holding on to that interstate town. But Gangrel
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he must have the blood from that gabblet in his mouth, and he he
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sprays it into Christian's eyes. He sprays it to Christian's eyes. Now Gangrel
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is trying to climb. Now he's trying to reach for that title. Christian
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doesn't know where he's at, but he's trying to reach with the title.
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But Edge takes the ladder and he dumps it. Christian dumps all the way
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to the floor. Gangrel hinds himself on the top rope and now Gangrel is
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feeding up. He's selling up. He's in between, he's in between the
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guardrail and the apron. Wait a minute, Edge his the rupes goes first
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spear through bee light of it. Gangrel touches him. He catch him before
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he makes it through the ropes. He walks him out with it. Appallor
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dt through the ladder. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, everyone
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is selling. Gangrel slides in. He's slowly climbing up. Christian slides in
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the ladder. He's slowly climbing up that other ladder. They're fighting in the
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tolpe of those ladders. Christian pulls Gangrel down by the hair with the reverse
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DDT off the top of the ladder. Unbelievable. Everybody's selling, we're a
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getting instant, replays. Christian takes the ladder. He's climbing up slowly.
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He's climbing up slowly. But Gangrel takes the ladder and while Christian his feet
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are on the top, runs and he's bringing it to one side of the
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ring. On the other side of the ring, Edge has setup ladder.
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He climbs to the top. Christian's feet get released. Edge off the top
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of the ladder with us spear unbelievable. As spear wait to mate. Gangrel
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takes Edge with an appeal of DDT on top of that steel chair. Everybody
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is down. All three men are down. Gangrel is the first of his
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feet gets on that ladder. He's climbing up. He's climbing up. It's
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gonna be Gangrel's time. He has his hands on that inter State title.
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But Edge and Christian slowly look at each other. They pick up two chairs.
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Good cherto to the ladder, sending it over. Gangrel goes through four
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tables on the outside unbelievable through all those tables on the outside. Now Christian
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just low blows Edge kicks them right in the balls, smash them the head
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of the chair, and he gives them a chair toe. There was that
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that that chair on the ground Edge sold on top of and he just smashed
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his head on top of that. When he picks up Edge and he dumps
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him out of the ring, he climbs up that ladder very slowly, facing
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the hardcam very slowly. The fans are brewing. Edges out, Dangrell is
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out. Christian is about to unhook that championship, but we just see him
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streaming in pain. The camera zooms out. Edge hit him in the back
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with a chair wrapped in bobed wire. Now he's bringing Christian down, nails
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him with the chair again wrapped in barbed wire. Christian selling onto that steel
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chair on the matt Edge looking into that hardcame of that devil sprit and he
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uses that barbed wire steel chair to give him a good chair to one last
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time. There's blood oozing out of Christian's head. You Edge takes the ladder
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places it over Christians, so Christian is trapped. He climbs up slowly.
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He climbs up slowly and he unhooks the championship. We have a new interstate.
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Here's your winner. It's her, say Chapin. H Age s the
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feeder. The other members of the brood. He beat his brother Christian.
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He beat that well, let's end his time. Edge is the future of
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f w F. The following contest is set for one fall. All right,
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here comes aiger with China, the new the new it couple of WF.
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But we saw last month Billy Gun returned, but not mister ass the
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one Billy Gun. There comes the one Billy Gun with the short hair,
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making his return to f w F. Who will China sidewich Eddie or her
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past love interest the one Billy Gun? All right, ding meaning and Billy
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Gunn circling China gets on the apron. She gets on the apron. They're
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both looking. They're both looking, Eddie says Ma Masita, but she shakes
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his head no and says oh, Billy. Billy Gunn comes over starts making
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out with China, but China jumps off the apron with a hag man,
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chunking Billy out on the top rope. Billy gets rolled upy Eddie what two
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three? Here is your winner, Eddie Cororo. It was a plaid all
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along Yeddie rolling out, he's smiling, he's smiling. Eddie Guerrero winning the
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Love of China. What a quick upset win live shooting seal, Eddie Gurel
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victorious a major fests all right. Up next is the falls count Anywhere matteran
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Commissioner Shane McMahon and Jeff Hardy. This match is chaotic. Jeff Hardy in
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the corner, sitting down. Jeff Hardy has a a trash can in front
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of his face. Shane McMahon co it's the coast with that big drop kick
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pulling out Jeff. One two, Jeff kicks out. Shane can't believe it.
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He rolls Jeff into the middle of the ring, puts the trash can
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on him, goes to the top rope. What's that shooting star press?
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But Jeff Hardy moves out of the way, crashing bird and a twist of
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fate. One two. Shane McMahon desperation, gets his foot on the rope
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and rolls out of the ring. Jeff Hardy rolls out with him, picks
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him a piece of that the top piece of that ring step and he nails
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Shane McMahon with it. Places Shane on the bottom of the ring steps,
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climbs to the top rope. Here's the swat top Bobby Shane moves out of
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the way. Oh my god, you hear that thud. Shane McMahon goes
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to the cover one two. Jeff Hardy kicks out Seane McMahon with a front
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face lock, dragging Jeff Hardy's lifeless body to the ramp. He sets up
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a table. He's about to put Jeff Hardy on the table, but Jeff
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smacks his arms away, kicking the gut twist the fate on the ramp.
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He puts Seane McMahon on the table, goes into that that crate and he
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pulls out an extra top rope and he's he's wrapping Shae McMahon around the table
31:03
with that top rope. Puts another table on top of the table. Shane
31:07
McMahon is sandwiching between. What's Jeff Hardy doing? He looks up, He
31:11
looks up. He's climbing the turmoil tron. He's climbing the turmoil tron.
31:17
He puts the guns to his head and he hits the swat time, Bob
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off the Top, through the tables, through Shaye McMahon the cover one,
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two three. Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy has done
31:33
it. Jeff Hardy has defeated Shane McMahon. All right, we're backstage with
31:40
the FWF champion, Hollywood Hulkogan, who's on his hog. Yo, Dude,
31:48
on his dock. I've been running this company since day one, dude,
31:55
and these nWo dudes think they can destroy Hollywood. Brother, That's never
32:00
gonna happen, Dude. I'm in my new hometown, Hollywood, California.
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Dude. I'm the fan favorite, dude, and tonight I'm going to win.
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I'm going to keep my nWo world title, dude. And the next
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season, I'm gonna do what everyone wants me to do. I'm gonna start
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a new new New World Order, dude. Because when you're n w O,
32:27
when you're nWo, you're nWo for life. From room room. Wait
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a minute, that's not Hogan's hog. That's another hog from rom rom room
32:37
room from room. Wait a minute, that's all a flats of that what
32:40
that's all out flats and a dog who looks right at Hogg says, Asta
32:46
la vista baby from a drive off. All Right, I almost contacted Arnold
32:54
Swartzen editor to appear on my major festcod thing. I didn't. Wow,
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that would have been an issue. S. The following contest is the major
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dream match. Figure his way down the aisle. First, Bill Goldberg.
33:15
This is it the match you've always wanted to see, Bill Goldberg versus stove
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cold Steve Austin. All Right, out comes Austin. This match listen,
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Let's let's face it. It is not a work rate match. It is
33:30
a absolute slugfest, back and forth action. Eventually, Goldberg goes for the
33:37
jackammer, Austin slips out kicking the gun, goes for the stunner, but
33:43
Goldberg pushes him into the referee, but Austin STAPs himself. Turn around,
33:45
Spirit to Austin, but Austin proofs spirit to the referee. What is going
33:50
on? Kicking the gut stunner. There's no ref. There's no ref.
33:52
There's no ref. To crouchat in one two three, but there's no ref.
33:55
Here comes another official, sliding in one two. Goldberg kicks out.
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Austin is pissed. He flips off that referee and kicks him in the gut.
34:04
Start up to that referee turns around spear. Goldberg picks him up jackcamer,
34:09
but there's no referee again the croucht in one two three first, Austin
34:15
should have one now Goldberg. Here comes another official, sliding in one two.
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Austin kicks out Goldberg's piste. Goldberg is pissed. He picks up at
34:23
a gorilla press slam and he throws him onto the referee who's outside, turns
34:28
around, kicking the gut stunner. No push off spear. Goldberg picks him
34:32
up here to the jackcamer. Austin he lands behind him, hooks in the
34:37
million Dollar dream. The million Dollar dreamers locking on Goldberg. Goldberg rolls him
34:42
off towards the corner. He charges ghost this spear. Austin moves, he
34:45
eats the post. He's the post, turns around kicking the gun stutter.
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Goldberg doesn't go down, kicking the gut another stunner. Goldberg doesn't go down.
34:53
One last kick of the gut flips him off, start a three stunners.
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The third referee was originally the first referee, wakes up with the slow
35:01
count. One two three. Who is your winner of the Major Dream Match?
35:12
Cold Cold Steve A stand often has done it. So called Steve Oston
35:19
has won the Major Dream Match. He's gone on all four buckles. He's
35:23
drinking the bear here, He's drinking the beer. He sees Goldberg. He
35:30
drowns a bear Gol, bringing Austin both drinking some Beer's a bear mash gol
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bringing Austin Goll. Bring it off to with that mutual respect. The following
35:42
contest is a submission match. Oh my God, outcomes Chris Jericho, the
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man who debuted last year, shocked the world at Turmoil and then shocked the
35:54
world by screwing Brett Hart. And he even beat up Prette Heart's mom and
36:00
dad, Stuard Helen Unri. Here comes the excellence of Execution, the man
36:04
who won the Collusion Collision match, but gave up his spot to wrestle in
36:07
front of his mom and dad. Only that Jericho screw him all right?
36:13
Uh, Jericho off the top rope with a missile dropkick, but Brett Hart
36:17
catches him here to a sharp shooter. He's got him in a sharp shooter.
36:21
He's got him in. Will Jericho tap? Will Jericho tap? No.
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Jericho gets to the ropes one two three, Brett Brett releases, he
36:29
knows the rules. Brett baby face. Brett knows the rules, releases.
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Jericho just tied up in the ropes. The referee won't let break out to
36:37
him. Brett finally makes his way around, but Jericho pokes him in the
36:39
eyes and it's a bulldog goes to the lion salt, but Brett puts up
36:44
his knees, but Jericho catches it. Here to the the liar Tamer.
36:47
He's got him in the lion Tamer. He's got him in the lion Tamer.
36:51
Brett makes it to the ropes one two, three four. Jericho walks
36:57
him out. He didn't break Brett Hart. Brett was a good guy.
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Broke. Jericho is not breaking. Will Brett Hart submit? Will Brett Hart
37:05
cement ding ning ning, Wait a minute, the referee saying, No,
37:07
I didn't ring the bell. I didn't ring the bell. The camera zooms.
37:10
It's Sonny from the Rods War four Pack it off, Pink, She
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rang the bell. Jericho's like, what's going on? She slides the bell
37:17
in between Jericho's legs. Bred Hart picks it up and it cracks Jeracho with
37:22
the rig bell. Jarco busts it up and locks in the sharp shooter.
37:27
He locks in that sharp shitt of the referee, raising Jericho's hand once twice,
37:31
three times, ding Ning Ning, Who is your winner? Other submission
37:37
match? Brutt shit Man Heart, Brett Hitman Heart. I guess he's gonna
37:45
experience some sunny days. Bred Hart with Sunday, Bret Hart with Sunday Sunny
37:51
needed a new man. It appears she's the new manager of the Hitman.
37:57
Who is a new attitude? Is he a body contest? What's up?
38:02
Is Brett Hart a body? Donna No? No, she she she she
38:07
quit the body of new new new body Donna Well speaking of new new world
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order. The Bolly Contest is the main event with the w F Championship.
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Begging his way down the aisle, first the Giant, the Giant. Last
38:28
month he pushed over the turmoil Sean od to Hogan, Od to Brock.
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This could be his chance. He would be the first man in history to
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win the world title. A thrill zone and turmoil and his opponent if I
38:53
can find it, smoking a cig yeah, o'h back the next big thing
39:07
Barack lesnar remember last month, Brock went through everybody in that six pack challenge,
39:15
even hit that shooting Star pressed on the Giants through the table. They
39:19
were both eliminated. That's why they're both in this match. And their opponents.
39:39
Here's the f w World WA Champion, Hollywood Whole Hoo again, Hogan
39:47
Superstar the Year last year, multiple time f WF Champion, but the nWo
39:53
explodes tonight once and gral. This match is pure chaos. It is unbelievable,
40:04
better than anything over on that roll Zone brand. Eventually, Hogan and
40:07
Brock lesner with a big double souplex to the Giant, but the Giant no
40:12
sails it, gets up double goosele double chunk slam, He covers Brock one
40:16
two, Brock kicks out. He covers Hogan one two. Hogan kicks up,
40:22
but Holga starts the Hulk up. Hogan starts the Hulk up with the
40:24
fans or they're finally behind Hogen. Hogan with the YU the Black Punch Punch
40:30
Punch Punch, shoots the Giant off Big Booth. The Giant doesn't go down,
40:35
shoots them up again Big Booth. The Giant doesn't go down, so
40:37
Hogan motions for the body slam. Everybody slabs the giant shoots the rope,
40:43
look drop, this is it one two? But Brock breaks it up by
40:46
grabbing out to Hugan, picking them up. Souplex city a German, another
40:52
German, three German suplexes. He picks up Hogan. Yeah, five to
40:55
Hogan. Wait a minute, here comes the giant with a goozle. The
41:00
Brocklesler laughs behind, kicking the gun an F five on to Hogan. They're
41:05
laying next to each other. Brock looks up, looks at the top rope,
41:07
climbs to the top rope, double stodicks dot press. What is going
41:12
on here? What? Two? Stay? Huge shot winner and o FWF
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world lem me wait champions Hurrah? Who Lesner? What are the definitive winds?
41:31
Beat Hulk Hogans beat the giants? He is the new FWF champion.
41:37
Brock Lesner the faith of turmoil. He's absolutely unstoppable. The Giant walking to
41:45
the back. But Hogan, Hogan is in the ring. Now Hogan has
41:51
the championship and he has it. He has in the brock Lesner. They
41:55
hug. They raised their arms up. Wait a minute, like a signing.
42:00
What's going on here? The fast start throwing garbage into the ring.
42:05
He's just beating up Hogan. He's just beating up Hogan. That gives him
42:08
one less F five the fashion booooooo, what has going up? Brockets on
42:15
the mic. There's nobody in the goddamn dressing room that can beat the next
42:22
big thing. I'm the most dominant superstar, I'm the beast. I challenge
42:29
anybody right now for my f WF championship. Oh my god, brockless,
42:35
where's the title? Challenging? Somebody challenging anybody that cannot be good? Who
42:42
is gonna accept? Who is gonna accept this challenge? Coming down? My
42:58
god? He slides on the RG singing ning warrior clotheslied warrior clothesline. Oh
43:04
no, the warrior clothes and the warrior goes to hard camp shaking the ropes.
43:07
He picks up brock Lesser corella press lab. He hits the ropes,
43:12
jumps over, Black, hits the ropes again, goes to the press lab,
43:15
but Black moves out of the way, taking the gun at five one,
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two three, Who is your with her? Roducks beat the brock Who
43:29
is there? Oh my god? Burnt black Lessner beats Hogan, beats the
43:36
Giant, and now he's just beat a former. After we have Champion the
43:39
Ultimate Warrior. He gets on the mic again like I said, I am
43:47
the beast. I am not only the next big thing, I am the
43:53
fucking big thing. I challenge anybody in the back who's got the balls to
43:59
take on me? What's going on? Who's it gonna be? That's a
44:05
hostad, that's host sad? And is that cu shutting a straight gear?
44:10
Austin coming out? Austin coming out? He slides the ring ding n ning.
44:15
Brocktowes a wild clothesline. Austin ducks. Brock keeps to the rope.
44:19
Here he lands up. That's pressed, lighting him up with the right hands.
44:22
He's sending Brock to the corner, kicking the gut, stopping a mudhole
44:24
on him. Brock Lesner feeding up, kicking the gun stunner. Wait a
44:29
minute, pushed off into the ropes, into the F five? What two
44:32
three? What is going on here? Who is showing her? That's too?
44:37
Ge w s world? Heb hight Champion Brock who is the brock Lesner
44:45
beat Hogan, beat the Giant, beat at the Warrior, Former champions beat
44:52
Austin, a former champion, gets on the mic again. This show is
44:55
not over yet. I am not done fucking up all these boys in the
45:00
back. I am the next big thing. I am the most dominant champion.
45:06
I will challenge anybody. What's going on here? We're waiting. We're
45:13
waiting for somebody to come out. The camera is on that entrance. Something
45:17
is gonna happen. Someone is gonna come out. Who is it gonna be?
45:21
We're waiting it. We can feel it. Somebody is gonna come out.
45:23
Who is it gonna be? That's a good right up? Here's right
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and yged new boat Crutcher, Hogan with the tight eye tights, Hulk still
45:43
rules, Hulk with the you is coming out. Hogan is coming out here.
45:47
He's coming here, He's coming here. He steps in the ring,
45:51
signing ning wait a minute. Holgan blocks blackleasses, punch punch, punch punch,
45:57
sets them up, shoots them up, kicking the ws. I kicked
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to the face. The big boot hits the big leg, drop one where
46:05
Brocklesser kicks out on one, kicks up of the gun. Five? What
46:09
two? Three? What is going on? God? Here? Show winners
46:19
and stu WF World Everywhere Champion, the ne'st big thing Black Lesler. He
46:28
gets on the mic one last time. He says, I've already proven I'm
46:31
the most dominant champion ever. I've beaten all the f w F Turmoil champions
46:37
in history. I beat Hogan twice, I beat the Giant, I beat
46:42
the Ultimate where I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin. This show is over when
46:47
I say it's over, and it's over right now. I am the greatest
46:52
f WF champion of all time. Wait a minute, whoo whooo, wait
47:00
a minute. That ambulance is backing into the arena. That's the ambulas we've
47:06
seen all season long. What is going on? What is going on?
47:15
I knew it, I know it. There's no comes Scott Cunners may Bapa
47:23
up, bag Baba Pap has returned. Here comes to the ring. He
47:30
comes to the ring. Fuck this, I'm mca up, said, ringing
47:34
the bell, Nick ning Ning Steiner line, Snider line, Sneider line.
47:39
He shoots them up a Francket Snider kicking the gut. Be oh my god,
47:45
that's Tider screwdriver. And he locks in here, he locks in,
47:50
He locks in the side of a clutter, loes their tops, lies their
47:53
taps, loes their taps. Who's your winner and oo f WF World World
48:04
Champion, Big Papa Pump, Scott Sterner, sider it Steiner, here's the
48:10
f w F champion you got some of mic He says, give me a
48:13
fucking mic They give him a fucking mic He says, Big Papa Pump,
48:19
here's your hooked up and your f WF World champion. Hola, by way,
48:24
that job amed, we all be a joint magic rest two? Good
48:29
eight. Wow, there's nobody left in the locker room. Steiner's back.
48:35
Uh really took advantage of that time limit. By the way, how far
48:38
how much over there was in an hour? Well forty five minutes at least.
48:45
Well, great job, Brosky. I did love the brock Lesnar thing
48:47
there at the end. I would have loved to see brock Lesnar do that
48:52
all season, beating seventeen people in the show. It's great. Scott Seiner
48:57
being back is awesome. The ambulance payoffs, all those I had the list
48:59
of all the surprise guys, those were all legal surprises. All right,
49:06
Okay, I'm ready to rock. Let's go all right, here we go
49:10
Major Fest for thrill zone m time, no beginning, no end, and
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infinite procession that humbles our mortality. There are moments in life that transcend our
49:31
page memories crafted by gods among men, that defy time to forget them.
49:44
These are the moments that echoes through the ages, always heard, never to
49:49
grow old bard of will, christened with blood. They are testament to the
49:58
straw mighty Yemen make us voice o mortality, forge an indelible imprint in the
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an host of time. The cognithic gods of ancient Greece. They may thrill
50:19
us, spire us, at times, make us angry, and they will
50:23
never let us forget them. Tonight is their knight, their man, their
50:34
moment of ultimate sacrifice. For this is their theater, their alter, their
50:44
chance for divinity. Welcome who Major Feast, the showcase of the immortals.
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Welcome every one to Major Fast Flde from the PEPs Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts.
51:24
It used to be Gillette, now it's Paps. They spent a ton
51:29
of money to build a roof and heat that some bet because it's wintertime.
51:31
Baby. I am your host, smart Mark Stirling, and we have the
51:37
grand Papa of them all planned for you ten huge matches with six months of
51:43
builds, not according to Broski. Coming to a quote, Tonight, Rick
51:47
Blair takes on Beam Bembiglow, New Jack versus Cactus Jack rock Hard Steve Boston
51:52
takes on Owenhart for the Interstate title. Brols Mahoney looks to claim the Hardcore
51:55
Championship from Kurt Angle and in our main event we will see Macho Man,
52:00
Ready, Savage Wressel, the seemingly unfeatable Mark Henry, all that and much
52:07
more. Let's get to the first match. Also shout out to tophelf Troy
52:14
Nelson all season long giving me those great voiceovers. You know, I hate
52:19
to put him over, but that's one of my favorite parts. Right.
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It's great, And Brian, we have one for every match, every match.
52:29
Come on, Taca mich versus Raymas Stereo, whoa a test of Pride,
52:37
A test of Will two Daredevil's One Open Challenge. For the first time
52:43
ever, Taca Michinoku will take on raymas Stereo Junior. Will it be the
52:46
West Coast Top or the Michinoku Driver that seals the deal? Tonight at nature
52:53
Fest here he comes, starting off major fest hot with a work great match.
53:06
Ray really big matches so far in his short time on Thrill Zone win
53:10
over former f WF champion and a victory over the They viewing Brian Christopher.
53:15
He wants to wrestle the best in the world, and he got it,
53:23
making his FWF debut the world renowned superstars Taca meet Gee No Coo. Taka
53:34
accepted the open challenge last month because he heard Ray say he wanted to wrestle
53:37
the best and betters in the world, and in some circles you could argue
53:42
that Taka is the top of the heap, the signa meaning. The match
53:49
starts slower than expected as the two competitors are feeling each other out. Taka
53:52
seems to have the better of Ray and takes him down to the mat,
53:58
but Ray builds momentum and lands a few lucha counters into arm drags, the
54:01
last one setting Taco to the floor. Ray springboards and hits a massive top
54:07
rope. Asayi Moon salt Taka's down, Ray rolls him back in and goes
54:12
to the pin one two kickout. Ray continues to build offense on Taka.
54:16
At one point Taka's in the corner. Ray charges, Taka catapults him over
54:21
his head, and Ray lands standing on the top rope. Standing. Taka
54:24
desperately shoves him to the floor and Ray lands gut first across the guard rail.
54:30
Ray seems to be hurt, but Taka takes advantage and hits the ropes.
54:32
He jumps to the top rope in one motion and springs off, landing
54:37
on Ray, who is still across the guardrail. Taco works on Ray's injured
54:40
ribs throughout the match, and then eventually he tempts a tilted world backbreaker,
54:46
but Ray reverses it into a flying head scissors. Taka lands on the ropes.
54:51
Ray lands a six to one to nine. He goes for the West
54:53
Coast pop, but it's countered into a power bomb one two kickout. Taka
55:00
calls for the Michinoku driver ber Ray slips behind and hops up into an electric
55:05
chair position. Ray goes for the victory role, Taka stops short lands in
55:08
a folding press one two, Taka grabs the ropes. Three. Oh my
55:15
god, Taka steals this one in a hot opening contest. We did not
55:21
expect this from the debuting star and you have to believe these two will meet
55:27
again. Next match The Nature Boy Rick Flair versus Bam Bam big Alove.
55:38
The House of Pain looks to change the nature of the Nature, stripping him
55:44
of everything that made him unique. One dead paid another one wager night we
55:51
find out is there closure and vengeance? As the Nature Boy Rick Flair goes
55:55
one on one with the Feast from the East. Bam Bam all right here
56:07
he is the House of Pain debt collector. He makes his way to the
56:13
ring. For months, this man, Bam Bam Bigelow absolutely tortured Rick Flair
56:19
because of the debts he owed to the House of Pain. You know,
56:22
Rick Flair likes to live it up, bet on matches, throw his money
56:27
around. Yeah, throwing his money around. Well, he got into trouble
56:30
and the House of Pain was there to keep him in trouble. But Rick
56:34
Flair hid on a big bet thanks to Balls Mahony, a bet that screwed
56:37
over the entire House of Pain. And now he's free, free to be
56:45
who time Nick Joe Boy. Here he is beautiful, toy biz robe.
56:55
He's revitalized. The Nature Boy Rick Flair. He looks great. He's look
57:00
and fly, but he's also very serious. He's here to kick Bam BAM's
57:06
ass for all the grief he put him through and his family too. We
57:10
get underwet nick nick nack. May Maam charges in immediately, but Flair dodges
57:15
and starts firing off with chops. Bam Bam seems unaffected by the chops,
57:20
you know, due to the gear, and they seem to be blocking the
57:23
shirt's kind of blocking it. So Flair punches him in the face and he
57:27
rips the top of Bam Bam over off and he lays in some chops.
57:31
Now Bam BAM's feeling it. Bammam's swinging wildly, but Flair is sticking and
57:36
moving like Muhammad Ali Fl's. Flaire heads to the top, but Bam Bam
57:40
catches him and looks to slam the nature boy off the top rope like we've
57:44
seen a million times, but Flair pokes him in the eye. Flair takes
57:47
to the Air cross body. He did it, he hit them, move
57:52
on too, kickout. Flair looks to get the figure for him Bamman,
57:57
but his legs are too big and Baman kicks him off. Flair takes a
58:01
shoulder to the post and now Bamman takes over, focusing on Flaire's shoulder.
58:07
The psychology over un throws O Bam Bam eventually heads up for the Moon Salt
58:10
to finish off Flair, but he crashes down, but Flair moves. Flair
58:16
sweeps the leg and goes for the figure for again. He can't get in
58:20
on Bammam. Flair looks frustrated. He can't put Bam Bam away. Bammam
58:23
lifts Flair out of nowhere and nails the Greetings from Asbury Park and he scales
58:30
the rope and he nails a diving head butt to Flair. Bammam clids her
58:34
rope again and he hits the Moon Salt. Three massive moves in a row.
58:37
That's it for Flair. One two. Flair kicks out. He kicks
58:44
out. Bammam is standing and Flair is getting to his knees. His knees.
58:47
Flair looks broken, he can barely keep his hands up. He's trying
58:52
to fight him off. Bam Bam lines him up and he says, I'm
58:57
sorry, but fuck you. He lunches at Flair spins. He lunches at
59:04
Flair. Flair spins behind him and pulls Bam Mam pants down. Bam Bam
59:09
has a man thong on. Flare rolls up one, two three. I'm
59:17
trying to figure out the logistics of that, because he definitely wears like the
59:22
well he ripped He ripped it off in the beginning for the chops, now
59:27
he pants them the dirtiest player in the game. Flair wins. He's been
59:31
redeemed. He not only beat Bamman, but he's he embarrassed him by exposing
59:36
his man thong to the world. Bam Man goes to chase Flair, but
59:40
he's tripping all over the place with his pants around his knees. We see
59:46
Balls mahoney in the back. He does not look like he's getting ready for
59:50
his match. He looks like he's been wearing the same clothes for the past
59:52
six months, which is definitely true. He picks up his phone in dows
59:55
in number. Hey, yeah, I need about ten fucking large pies with
1:00:00
about everything on him. Yeah that's correct. Yeah, the name's Balls and
1:00:06
you could deliver it to the paps arena. Yeah, just just come inside.
1:00:10
You'll you'll find me all right, thank you. Balls is ordering pizza,
1:00:15
shouldn't he be getting ready for his hard core teno match. We cut
1:00:17
to the ring. He wants that pizza. The Boogie Knights versus the Lawlor
1:00:23
Family. The self proclaimed King of Memphis tried his best to change the ways
1:00:30
of the beloved Bookie Knights, but in the end, the Knights look to
1:00:34
me and the King and his boisterous sigh. Are we heading to the gallows?
1:00:38
Or will we dance the Knight away? The Lawlers take on the Boogie
1:00:42
Knights next on Nature Fast Now, Introducing the special timekeeper for this next match,
1:01:00
Kevin Costner. It's Kevin Costner. He's got a huge movie coming out
1:01:07
next week, a Kevin Costa robin Hood Prince of Thieves figure that I have.
1:01:15
He's a huge wrestling fan. He really wanted to be part of this
1:01:19
mechtical robin Hood Prince of Thieves two is coming out next week Jemember. That
1:01:24
one, Yeah, Kevin Costler. The crowd's going wild. There's a young
1:01:30
Selby Sailor Toys in the front row flipping out. He's flipping out still all
1:01:39
right? Here comes the Lawler family for a grudge match of sorts. Lawler
1:01:45
spent all season trying to make the Boogie Knights cheat and be his disciples.
1:01:49
He wanted to change them to the Boogie Knights were the k and but it
1:01:53
didn't work and he had to call his own son in help. But they're
1:01:57
not alone. They wave out Bill Murray, star of the film Ghostbusters two.
1:02:04
He looks confused, but he's also friendly with the Lawlers. I guess
1:02:08
it's Bill Murray. Oh yeah. Here they come, flash funking disco inferno.
1:02:19
But they aren't alone either. They have Sigourney Weaver with them, Bill's
1:02:25
co stars from Ghostbusters too. She's having a ball, She's dancing with the
1:02:31
Fuggie Knights. Sigourney Weaver's here. Here's a way taller than the boat cutcher.
1:02:42
Costa rings, the belt, this is the this is the Hasbro Sigourney
1:02:45
Weaver. By the way, Hasbro so it fits perfectly. Costaer rings a
1:02:50
belt. This match is super fun. Boogies are in complete control, with
1:02:52
the whole stadium behind them, and at one point Lawler finds himself on the
1:02:55
outside near Sigourney. He goes to give her a kiss, has his eyes
1:03:00
closed. She ducks and Lawler gets drilled with a clothesline from disco. Boogies
1:03:07
are in control until Murray jumps up on the apron and distracts Funk long enough
1:03:12
for Christopher to come him down from behind. Lawlers are now in control,
1:03:16
and Weaver gets the crowd white hot and Funk is able to make the tag.
1:03:22
Disco clears house and Murray jumps up again. Costa has seen enough.
1:03:27
He runs over, pulls Murray off the apron, and he crashes to the
1:03:30
floor into confusion. The Boogies hit their finish on Christopher and Sigourney. Weaver
1:03:36
distracts Lawler with a little dance, and the Boogies get the victory. The
1:03:42
crowd's going insane. Funk holds the rope open for Sigourney. She comes in
1:03:46
there dancing. Here comes Kevin Costa. He's dancing Bill outside the ring.
1:03:52
Lawler is yelling at Murray. Swaller swings at Bill. Murray blocks nail Sweller
1:03:58
in the face. You gave the physicality. The Boogies called Bill Murray and
1:04:03
he says, no, I can't, I can't do it. Disco grabs
1:04:06
the cameraman's head set. He says something music stops. It's the Ghostbusters theme.
1:04:17
Flash Funk this going Fern, Sigourney Weaver and Kevin cost They're calling in
1:04:23
Bill Murray. He slides in Everyone's dancing Sigourney Weaver, Kevin Costa, Bill
1:04:30
Murray, Flash funk this going fern O. We're having a ball in the
1:04:34
bat Stadium. What a night so far? It made you friends? Something
1:04:42
strange, all right, Sirious Zuna versus Mike Awesome in a Tatagata prison match.
1:04:54
Whether you were falsely accused or guilty as charged, prison changes a person.
1:05:00
Tatakata is the most vicious prison on earth, a place known to cause
1:05:04
psychosis to his inhabitants. One way in and no way out. Two men
1:05:11
step into the confines of calamity, and neither will leave the same. The
1:05:15
Titan known as Zuna puts his life on the line to right the many wrongs
1:05:19
of Mike Awesome. May God have mercy on their souls. Mike Gotsam makes
1:05:33
his way to the ring. He seems to have been upon this season here
1:05:36
on Throzone. We know how dangerous he can be, but money has seemingly
1:05:42
clouded his visions. Right, he better be focused because he's about to enter
1:05:46
hell against the Titan. The lights go out there he is the man they
1:06:02
called Zuna, he's finally recovered from his battle two months ago with Mark Henry,
1:06:08
and he's here to get some revenge on Mike Awesome. What is a
1:06:14
tut they got the prison maps We'll find out in a second. Wondering that
1:06:17
myself, Here we go. The ominous structure descends from the rafters. The
1:06:25
tut they got the prison is here. Two miles of steel reinforsed samoan bamboo,
1:06:30
two cages, the outer cages razor sharp points to prevent escape. By
1:06:34
the way, this looks a lot like a Punjabi prison. Okay, there
1:06:40
it is. Looks a lot like that. He announcer speaks. One way
1:06:44
in, no way out. The rules of this match are as follows pinfall
1:06:46
or submission only. If you escape the cage, you forfeit the match.
1:06:51
Anything goes, and there must be a winner. May God have mercy on
1:06:56
your souls. Welcome to Duck. They got the bell rings in. Here
1:07:04
we go the top they got the prison matches on. The two monsters slowly
1:07:08
circle and Mike Awesome charges. Zuna, catches him with a clothesline and follows
1:07:12
it up with a leg drop. Zuna is in control now. He pink
1:07:15
punks Mike Awesome against the cage, back and forth. Austome is busted open.
1:07:18
He's bleeding all over, but he desperately kicks Zuna in the balls.
1:07:24
It gets the advantage. Awesome beats on Zuna and he looks for an awesome
1:07:28
bomb. Is he going to be able to do it? I don't think
1:07:31
so he lifts him up. Oh my god, Mike Assome has Zuna up
1:07:34
for an awesome bomb. He charges forward and throws Zuna into the cage wall.
1:07:41
The inner cage wall falls and leans on the outer cage wall. Mike
1:07:45
Awesome broke the cage with Zuna's massive girth. Awesome goes for a pin.
1:07:49
Zuna's hurt. One two kickout. Awesome climbs to the top rope and hits
1:07:55
an awesome splash. One two Zuona kicks out a kain. Awesome is looking
1:08:00
around. What is he going to do? He climbs onto the cage that
1:08:05
is leaning. What's he doing here? Awesome scales to the top of the
1:08:10
outer cage. He's going to do a splash from that twenty foot high cage.
1:08:15
Zuna is up. He meets him on the outer cage. Zuna is
1:08:18
standing on the cage that is leaning and Awesome is standing on the top.
1:08:21
If Awesome falls, he forfeits the match. Zuna grabs Awesome, but Awesome
1:08:27
fights back. Both men are battling. What's going to happen here? Awesome
1:08:30
drives Zuna's head into the razor sharp spike at the top of the cage.
1:08:33
Awesome looks to be going for Oh my god, no, an Awesome bomb
1:08:39
off the top of the outer cage into the ring. Zuna reverses and lifts
1:08:45
Awesome for some owent drop. Both men are airborne and they go crashing into
1:08:48
the ring. Oh my god, what have we just seen? For both
1:08:53
men? They're down, no signs of movement. Wait a minute, the
1:08:56
lights are flickering. Lights are flickering. What's happening? Maybe a bit of
1:09:00
an electrical issue? The lights go out. Oh my god, it's it's
1:09:09
Sid. Whoa, He's in the ring? How did he get in there?
1:09:14
That's Sid? What's he doing? Sid pulls Mike Awesome on top of
1:09:17
Soona one two three, Mike Ausain winds. Sid grabs the mic. He
1:09:27
says, all hell, the Towers of Terror, and he helps Michael.
1:09:33
Mike Osam up Rodman is at ringside. He ends them both houses of paint
1:09:38
shirts. They put him on the towers a pair Mike Assam and Psycho Sid
1:09:46
Suna is going to have a big bone to pick with these two as they
1:09:49
leave with Rodman next season. If you can ever stand after what you tack,
1:09:56
be cut to the back rick. In his locker room, he grabs
1:10:00
a bottle of champagne. The Nature Boy is back, Daddy. You know,
1:10:04
I haven't really felt like myself in six months. Woo. I made
1:10:09
one bad bet on Major Fest last year, and it cost me. It
1:10:11
cost me more than you could ever know. The Nature Boy was down.
1:10:15
But if there's one thing I know, it's that I'm never out. Just
1:10:19
because I ain't got money doesn't mean I can't make money. And that's just
1:10:23
what I did. So now that I'm back, I'm feeling good. The
1:10:28
gate of Space Mountain is open, the oldest ride, the longest line,
1:10:31
Woo. So once I finish off this bottle of nineteen seventy four, don
1:10:35
perry on. I've got one more thing to take care of. Tonight.
1:10:40
The calls have been made, the wheels are in motion, and tonight the
1:10:43
boys are back in town. So once that done, I'm going to slide
1:10:46
on these gators and we're going out. Woo wooooo. Cut to the man
1:10:56
the ring, Cactus Jack versus New Jack in lights. There are hans and
1:11:02
there are lows, but no one tells you that they're both dark places to
1:11:06
be. New Jack's newfound britches may be coming to an end, as he's
1:11:13
seemingly unleashed a monster very deeper than the psyche of Nick Folk. Tonight,
1:11:18
the name of the match is deaf as New Jack and Cactus Jack dance for
1:11:23
the Devil. Harry is the original gangster fifty of throw Zone. Because of
1:11:39
that mysterious money he got from his grandma, He's got plunder. New Jack
1:11:45
makes his way to the room. Is the death match, by the way,
1:11:46
Wait a minute, what's happening here? This is supposed to be Cactus
1:11:54
Jack. New Jack's looks pissed and confused. You have to believe he wanted
1:11:59
to chi here. Not a joke. Dudelove struts his way to the ring.
1:12:03
In this match. There are no disqualification though counouts, no holds barred.
1:12:06
Anything goes and there must be a winner. The bell rings and Dude
1:12:12
Loves throws powder right in Nujack's face right away. Double arm DDT. That's
1:12:15
it. One two. Nujack kicks out. Dude Love seems to be taking
1:12:19
the easy way out here. He slides out of the ring and he grabs
1:12:23
a few weapons, a bat, a chair, and oh he's got a
1:12:27
bag. And you know what you see in a bag. It could only
1:12:30
mean one thing. Dude slides in, goes to pick up the bat and
1:12:34
whack. Nujak cracks him in the back of the head with a chair.
1:12:38
Nujack reaches into the garbage can of plunder and gets a guitar. Nu Jack's
1:12:42
playing that guitar. He's trutting the guitar. He smashes it over Dude Love's
1:12:45
head. New Jack looks at the bag. Oh yeah, He picks it
1:12:49
up, dumps out the bag. That's not tax it's a mankind mask.
1:12:57
But he turns around and dude lark, he's signed the mannible claw. Nujack
1:13:00
is fighting, but it's too much, Dude, let's go of the claw.
1:13:03
Once Newjack is down and he's grasping for arer, he picks up the
1:13:08
mask. He puts it on. Dude has transformed into mankind. Mankind slumps
1:13:14
in the corner he's rocking back and forth. Nwjack is fighting to get to
1:13:17
his feet. Mankind attacks him, punches to the corner. Mankind is squealing
1:13:21
like a pig. Nujack falls the outside. Mankind reaches under the ring and
1:13:27
he has a strand of barb wire. He wraps it around the head of
1:13:30
Nujack. Nujack is bleeding. This is a gruesome sight. New Jack is
1:13:35
fighting to get the barbed wire off his head, but he can't. Mankind
1:13:39
has a chair and he cocks Nujack in the head with the chair. While
1:13:44
his head is wrapped with barb wire and nu Jack is down, Mankind goes
1:13:47
for a pin one to four thrill Zone check out. This is for fifty
1:13:54
percent take it thrills over. Remember, Nujack is worse for wear. He's
1:13:59
bled eating pretty badly. At this point, Mankind disappears off screen. Wait
1:14:01
a minute, he's pulling a barbed wire net into the paps. The arein
1:14:06
on. Mankind lifts Nujack and sets him up for a stuff pile driver.
1:14:12
Mankind is going the pile drive Nujack into a barb wire net. Nwjack reverses
1:14:16
it and backdrops Mankind to the floor. Off the stage. Du Jack grabs
1:14:24
a barbed wire bat from his garbage can. He whacks Mankind in the head
1:14:29
and the stomach and one in the back. Nujak holds the bat to the
1:14:33
face of Mankind, but the leather mask is protecting him a little bit,
1:14:36
so Nujack rips it off. Jack goes to do it again, but wait
1:14:42
a minute, Mankind's smiling. Mankind kicks Nujack in the balls. Mankind is
1:14:46
bleeding. He looks into the camera. Wait a minute, we know that.
1:14:49
Look, bang bang, that's not Mankind anymore. That's not Mickfoley,
1:14:55
that's Cactus Jack. Cactus lifts up the barb wire bat and he lights it
1:14:59
on fire. Nujack grabs the bat and they are struggling. Nujack backs him
1:15:04
towards the barbire net. Cactus is going to fall in the net. Nujack
1:15:09
pushes the bat into Cactus's face and it burns him, but foll he manages
1:15:13
to avoid the net. Cactus starts to retreat. He's climbing the entrance set
1:15:17
at the paps arena. Nujack follows him to the top, but he's stopped
1:15:21
by Cactus. Cactus sets him up for a pile driver off the entrance area
1:15:27
into the net, but Nujack breaks away and headbuts cactus with barbed wire around
1:15:30
his head still has the barbire. Cactus falls onto the barb wire net from
1:15:36
the top. Nujack looks around. There's only one way down. Don't do
1:15:40
it, Jack. He jumps cactus, tries to move, but he's stuck
1:15:45
in the net. Nujack lands and they go through the barbire net and he's
1:15:49
on top. He's out the one, two three. Nwjack wins. He's
1:15:58
the owner of thrills on at what costs. He's not moving. Both men
1:16:02
are tangled in this barbed wire. They have to be cut out. It's
1:16:05
paramedic. They said they were looking to dance for the devil, and I
1:16:11
think they just did back. Let's head to the back while we get the
1:16:15
ringside area clean, Doug. We see Mark Henry in the House of Paint
1:16:19
in the locker room, getting ready for the matches. Knock knock, knock,
1:16:25
knock, knock, knock, knock knock knock. Mark says, man,
1:16:29
someone get the door. It's Clarence Mason. Clarence Mason's in the locker
1:16:34
room. He hands Mark Henry some papers. Mark Henry, I'll be seeing
1:16:41
you in court. Henry glares at Bam bam, and we cut to the
1:16:45
ring. What is Clarence Mason doing here? Steve Boston versus Owen Hart.
1:16:57
There is no more running. Come again, the challenge has been set.
1:17:02
Come again. The interstate title is on the line. Come again, and
1:17:06
we are shipping up to Boston. Come again, the king of Hearts,
1:17:13
Come again, the pride of Boston. Come again. Rocket. Steve Boston
1:17:18
looks to capture gold from the Blackheart Owen Hard. Next on Major Fest,
1:17:30
Harry comes. This is the most enormous pop of the night so far.
1:17:38
The crowd is chanting, come again, Come again, Come again. But
1:17:44
he is focused. He's not Sanana clause this month? Is this finally his
1:17:49
time? He's got the interstate title? Shot? Can he do it in
1:17:53
his home state? At the Foxborough Arena, the pet Verrina and Black Barrow.
1:17:59
Let's say here comes Owen Heart, the interstate champion. He looks scared
1:18:04
but focus. He won the belt in the opening pay per view of season
1:18:09
two and he's still the champion. Climbed his way out of a lot of
1:18:12
things. But Boston's not waiting. Boston's right on him. He's fighting him
1:18:15
in the interest rate ding ing thing. All right, A left, all
1:18:18
right, a left. He's in the corner. He's stopping a slush puddle
1:18:21
into him. Owen's out of the corner, Huge steeds press Owens on Dream
1:18:27
Street, turns around Rock Hod Rippa. The crowd goes ballistic. You can't
1:18:31
contain Boss and he's freaking out. He looks around the crowd, just chanting,
1:18:35
Boston Crab, Boston Crab, bosting. He puts it on Ohen taps
1:18:42
immediately. Did it that easy? Here's your winner? And oooo it's the
1:18:50
state champion, Rock Hod Steve Boston. What a story? What a story?
1:19:03
Kurt Angle versus Balls Mahoney. An Olympic hero should be a person who
1:19:11
upholds all the qualities of good, but an Olympic ego has caused his trajectory.
1:19:17
The definition of hardcore rewritten. But one man, a lonely onlooker,
1:19:23
took notice. Ball's Mahoney may look unkempt, but isn't it just a facade?
1:19:30
Uncovering conspiracies, defeating a martial arts master and pinning an Olympian? Is
1:19:35
there more to the mind of Mahoney tight We return to hardcore as Baal's Mahoney
1:19:42
takes on Kurt Angle one on one in a hardcore match. Finally, hardcore
1:19:47
match, Here we go. Here comes Balt Mahoney, the unlikely hero of
1:19:51
FWF season two. He was able to uncover the House of Pain, Conspiracy,
1:19:57
Health, Flare, out of debt, Tip Nu Jakob, and he
1:20:00
the wins and he can bring back the Hardcore Championship, the Hardcore title back
1:20:06
to the people. As here comes Kurt Angle. He spent all seasons turning
1:20:15
the hardcore title into the wrestling title, having matches with legit badasses like Ken
1:20:19
Shamrock Doctor Death, but he's now entering into Balls Mahoney's layer, a hardcore
1:20:24
match also conspicuous by his absence, Kirk's trainee Steve Blackman Dinging ding Balls and
1:20:30
Kurt fight all around the arena, into the crowd, up the stairs,
1:20:33
into the concession stand. Ball grabs a big popcorn, takes a bite and
1:20:39
nails Angle with it. They fight their way to the backstage area where Angle
1:20:43
throws balls into a bathroom nails them into a urinal, fighting all over the
1:20:47
place. Now they're back through the tunnel. Falls fights back and is able
1:20:51
to get the better of Angle. He's in control and bringing him out to
1:20:56
the ring, but he stops in his tracks. In the middle of the
1:21:00
ring is Steve Blackman, and outside the ring, on the table are Balls
1:21:06
pizzas he got delivered. All of Balls pizzas black Men must have been stolen
1:21:12
them from the delivery driver. But there they are on the table and Blackman's
1:21:16
inviting him. He's saying, have some pizza. Go ahead, stop fighting
1:21:19
Angle, and finally enjoy your pizza. Balls has to think about it,
1:21:25
but just then Angle nails him from behind. Now Blackman joins in. They're
1:21:29
beating down the chair swinging freak. Now they have him on the apron.
1:21:31
Angle is going to slam him through the pizza and the table with an Angle
1:21:36
slam. He has Balls up. Ball slips out and now he's in the
1:21:41
ring. Blackman throws a Kickballs, Ducks grabs a chair, Wham nails black
1:21:45
When he's out, Angle's in ducks the chair, Angle slam one two kickout.
1:21:50
Balls kicks out. Angle brings with the apron. He wants to destroy
1:21:55
the pizza. He wants to destroy Balls, but Ball sees what's happenings back.
1:22:00
They go back and forth. Finally Balls has him set for the nutcracker
1:22:03
sweep. He's got nowhere else to go. He sees the pizza on the
1:22:08
table. He can win the match, but destroy the pizza. What does
1:22:12
he do? He says, fuck it, nails angles through the pizza and
1:22:16
the table. One two three. Here is your winner and no hardcore champion
1:22:26
ball. Mahoney, But at what cost? He had to destroy the pizzas
1:22:32
the pizzas he wanted to eat. He had to destroy it. Balls as
1:22:35
sad. All you wanted, all see was a piece of celebratory pizza.
1:22:41
He's sitting there and destroyed cheese mess. When the music cuts off. What's
1:22:45
this? What? What's this? He can't be hastn is it? Who
1:22:56
I think it is? Balls is looking around. He's looking all over the
1:22:59
arena. The crowd starts to cheer. Way up in the upper section.
1:23:03
I'm an entrance. It's the Sandman and he has pizza. Sandman has pizza
1:23:13
for both mahoney. The crowd's going wild. He's making his way down to
1:23:19
the rigs. He's handing out pies to the fans as he goes. He
1:23:26
gets to the ringside area, he slides the pizza in the ring. The
1:23:30
ball Sandman did they both open the box. They grab a slice. Balls
1:23:39
has a pizza, Sandman has a pizza. They ate the pizza bowls.
1:23:45
Mahoney has pizza. Finally, they shears what a moment versus Sean Michaels.
1:24:03
Boyhood dreams and little Stingers Screams have carried these two men to become stars,
1:24:10
two stars set on a path destined to collide, a match worthy of a
1:24:16
super nova. Whose star will continue to burn and whose will reach their singularity?
1:24:25
Will it be showtime for the show's stopper or will the Stinger have his
1:24:30
final dance to some sweet chin music. The Dark Eye Caught Stink collides with
1:24:34
the heartbreak in Shawn Michael's next at Major fest lights dim A row of thug
1:24:47
looking men that look kind of like water World figures are walking out of the
1:24:54
curtain the round the ring. They look up, descending from the ceiling slowly
1:25:00
into the middle of the ring. The Sting. The Sting is the watchman,
1:25:03
the sheriff in town on throw Zone, and he's come to collect the
1:25:08
findes Sean Michaels. Here comes Shawn Michaels. Don't have his music, Beau,
1:25:16
I've got to put it in he's in the ring ding Nickning. This
1:25:21
match is absolutely back and forth from the very start. We see Sting get
1:25:26
the better of Michael's a number of times, but Michael seems to be able
1:25:28
to slip out of trouble over and over. Eventually, Michaels goads Sting out
1:25:32
of the ring and ducks a line, but is able to send Sting face
1:25:35
first into the post. This is when he takes control. Stings trying to
1:25:40
fight back a number of times but keeps getting shut down. Michaels gets Sting
1:25:44
in a corner. He's taunting him, doing stings yell. He backs up.
1:25:48
He's going for a Stinger splash with a shit inn ingring grin. Sting
1:25:51
moves now he's got the momentum. He's bumping him around. We get the
1:25:56
Sting yell. Michaels cuts him off again, goes to throw him out of
1:26:00
the ring. Sting reverses it. He chucks Michael's out of the ring and
1:26:02
he's holding on though. He goes to skin the cat, but Stings there
1:26:05
and he grabs his head, pulls him in for a scorpion death drop one
1:26:09
two kickout. Sting's feeling it gets sewn in the scorpion deathlock. The whole
1:26:14
crowd is yelling tap tap tap. Michaels gets the ropes, ref breaks and
1:26:18
Michael's pulls him stuff up in the corner. Sting sees this, goes for
1:26:21
the stinger splash. Michaels nails him with a super kicking mid air. He's
1:26:26
in the middle of the ring. One two kickout. Mattch continues back and
1:26:31
forth for a bid until both men are completely spent. They're nailing each other
1:26:34
over and over, back and forth. Sting gets him up to the top
1:26:36
rope though they're both fighting. He finally grabs him huge superplex. Sting is
1:26:44
able to catch Michael's feet when they hit the ground. Get the pin,
1:26:45
but it kind of looks like both of their shoulders are down one, two,
1:26:50
three, No one's music is playing, The ref is speaking to the
1:26:56
ring announcer. Sting and Michaels are confused. Here is your winner, Sean
1:27:02
Michaels. What the rep didn't see? Michael's shoulders down only three? But
1:27:10
it doesn't matter. Sean Michaels has one. The former f Wgian is in
1:27:13
the spotlight like you wanted once again with this career major fift moment. Both
1:27:17
men went to absolute war, but String certainly has agreed sex both shoulders down.
1:27:28
Raff only saw one lot and Dennis Rodman versus the Outsiders in triple h
1:27:33
a wager maid that conceal the fate of the thrill Zone. Both sides are
1:27:39
all in the time for talk is finished and the Click looks to save us
1:27:44
from the storm. Six men collide and the losers must leave their partner to
1:27:48
face a firing squad in the main event. It's all or nothing? Is
1:27:54
this the end of the thrill Zone? We find out now here they come.
1:28:08
It's the House of Pain, the most dominant stable in the history of
1:28:12
f WF maybe even pro wrestling. Lesion of Doom and Dennis Robin. They
1:28:15
look the end the hopes of the macho man in the main event by ensuring
1:28:20
that his friends can't even be inside the building. But if they lose,
1:28:25
then Mark Henry may be in trouble at the entire House of Pain must leave
1:28:29
the premises. It has also been stipulated that if the lose of this match
1:28:32
read to the building at any point, their colleague will be disqualified and their
1:28:36
title will change hands. Oh we Love this music here I made the Restling
1:28:44
Figure podcast. The new FWF Tag team champion Scott Al Kevin Nash, the
1:28:48
Outsiders. They stop at the top of the ramp. They do the hand
1:28:53
point things ben. There comes their clickmate, their friends, their partner to
1:29:00
this match, Triple H. The click. They head to the ring.
1:29:06
They're not wasting any time, sting ning ning, It's all out warm.
1:29:13
This match breaks down immediate. The l O D and the Outsiders are brawling
1:29:16
in the ring. Triple H is just kicking Rodman's ass all around the ring.
1:29:19
The outsider's clothesline Hawk over the top. Triple H holds hoc Uh and
1:29:25
Rodman. As Scott Hall gives Animal an outsider's edge over the top onto his
1:29:30
teammates. Triple H throws everyone back in. They set up for a pedigree
1:29:35
on Rodman, a jackknife on Hawk and another outsider's edge on Animal. What's
1:29:42
that hack? Hack Hack, that's that's my boss at accents looking up.
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Wait a minute, Marlena is in the ring. Everyone's looking at her.
1:29:49
What's she gonna do? She kicks Rodman in the balls. Oh no,
1:29:58
the click has been to squawk. No, the cook have to wave the
1:30:04
building Rodman holding his balls. He's smiling. I think he kind of liked
1:30:10
it. But that was the plan all along. This is a travesty.
1:30:15
The matra man for the main event is all alone. Speaking of the main
1:30:19
event, I left you, Macho Man, Randy Savage versus Mark Henry one
1:30:30
is the loneliest number there will ever be, our saving grace left in a
1:30:35
bit of despair, wrestling with his will to push forward, wrestling with his
1:30:41
mortality, and wrestling against the storm. Can the Macho Man right all his
1:30:47
wrongs? Can he save the only love he ever had and the love that
1:30:53
he let slip away? There's no one left in his corner, no one
1:30:58
to back up the mat Alone, he marches toward impending doom, with nothing
1:31:04
left to lose. He's thinking, thinking, thinking that all he needs is
1:31:11
madness. The weight of the world rests on the shoulders the Macho Man as
1:31:15
he takes on the undefeated FWF World Heavyweight Champion, the bit Boss Mark Henry.
1:31:30
Here he comes, Macho Man, ready Savage, but look he's return
1:31:36
to his roots. Goodness. It's a really sick day. Wheeler custom toy
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Biz Macho Repapi, Lo's awesome no more? What up March. It's the
1:31:48
classic Macha Man. He spent the last year contemplating his place here on throw
1:31:54
Zone. Can Macha Man defeat you on the Peedi mart County? Also,
1:31:58
now he's alone. Soon it was laid out, Michaels has turned its back.
1:32:00
Call Dash and Triple h are banned from the building. What is he
1:32:04
gonna do against the House of Pain? Come out to the ramp one by
1:32:12
one band band the Legion of Doom, Rodney mar Lena and now the Towers
1:32:19
of Terror as well Mike Austman Psycho six. They have House of Pain teach
1:32:25
shirts on and they have Miss Elizabeth. Marlena blows cigar smoke right in Liz's
1:32:31
face and slaps. Finally, here comes the FWF World Heavyete Champion, Mark
1:32:36
Henry. The entire House of Pain make their way through the ring and they
1:32:42
sit Liz in a chair at ringside and tie your hand and feet to the
1:32:45
chair. The bell hasn't rung yet and the House of Pain is surrounding the
1:32:51
ring. They are going to take out Macho Man before this match even gets
1:32:56
started. This is disgusting. Macho Man and is standing his ground telling them
1:33:00
he will take them all on what what It's Ric Flair and he's with what
1:33:23
it's the four Horsemen. It's Lex Luger being the lecos, Mango mc mico.
1:33:31
They're all here. He's got four horsemen, not back, well not
1:33:36
back, but they're here. There are fours beat the ring. They start
1:33:42
kicking the Hauts of pains ass. Houger's kicking ridits ass. Mango and Dean
1:33:45
have the legion to do them. They're chopping them everywhere. Flares on Batman,
1:33:50
how's the pain is running? Though? The four Horsemen are not far
1:33:54
behind. They get them out of the arena. They all disappear to the
1:33:58
back. Oh my god, the four horse This is awesome. But back
1:34:02
at the ring, Marline and the Towers of Terror are still there. They're
1:34:06
the only people left. The horsemen have even the odds a little bit,
1:34:11
but not completely. And it's Macho Man versus Henry. The bell rings,
1:34:16
Macho Man and Mark Henry Clyde in the middle of the ring. Macho's throwing
1:34:19
jabs bang bang bang Macho Henry. Mark Henry is reeling. Macho Man goes
1:34:26
up top and hits a double axe handle. Henry is staggered. Macho goes
1:34:30
up top again, hits another double ax handle. Macho Man sees it,
1:34:34
goes up top. He jumps off and he lands a third double axe handle.
1:34:39
Henry goes down to one knee, finally has him down. Macho is
1:34:42
going to do it. Can he knock him on his back. Macho goes
1:34:45
up for a fourth double axe handle, but Mark Henry catches him and lifts
1:34:48
him up for world's strongest slam. Macho slips behind, rolls up Henry the
1:34:53
school Boy one two. Henry kicks out Macho Man grabs Henry's head. Macho
1:34:59
jumps o the top rope in an effort to catch Mark Henry's neck across the
1:35:02
top, but Mark Henry pushes him in the air and Macho crashes hard into
1:35:08
the guardrail with his right arm. That bad arm, the arm that the
1:35:11
House of Pain had been targeting since day one. Macho has not been able
1:35:14
to utilize the top rope elbow dropped to its full extent. Mark Henry smells
1:35:18
blood and attacks the arm of Macho Man. Macho continuously tries to fight back,
1:35:23
but he cannot overcome the onslaught of Mark Henry. Henry pressed slams Macho
1:35:29
up over his head. And throws him over the top rope to the floor.
1:35:31
Macho crashes down right in front of Miss Elizabeth and the towers of Terror.
1:35:38
The ref reprimands Mark Henry for his actions. Wait a minute, Marlena
1:35:41
has the lod spike. She's not looking, the ref's not looking. She
1:35:45
gouges it into the right arm of Macho Man as he reaches for the apron.
1:35:48
Macho's bleeding from the right arm, and the ref didn't see it.
1:35:51
Elizabeth is kicking and screaming, trying to break free. She's going nuts in
1:35:56
this chair. She's so crazy. The chair falls over. The referee missed
1:36:00
it all. He begins to count. Macho Man rolls in at seven,
1:36:03
but I don't know if that was a good idea. Mark Henry continues to
1:36:06
beat on the Macho Man. Mark Henry gets the stairs and throws him in
1:36:10
the ring. We saw this earlier in the season. Macho is up and
1:36:15
he knocks Mark Henry off the apron. Though Henry crashes through the announced table,
1:36:19
the ref starts counting. He gets the five. Macho has an opening
1:36:24
to catch his breath. In a game plan six seven, eight, Marlena
1:36:28
helps up Mark Henry and gets him to roll right before the count of ten.
1:36:31
Mark Henry is still in this thing. Macho is throwing punches with his
1:36:35
left arm because his right is so messed up. Henry throws a wild shot,
1:36:39
but Macho ducks and nails a hurd conrado one two kick out. Remember
1:36:44
the stairs are still in the ring. Marlena is up on the apron with
1:36:47
the spike. Macho caesar. Mark Henry goes to push Macho from behind.
1:36:54
Macho moves Marlena struck Henry in the head with a spike. Macho rolls up.
1:36:59
Henry one to Marlena jumps up on the ref to stop the pin come
1:37:03
on. The ref is dazed and sid nails him from behind out of nowhere.
1:37:10
He's out. The ref is out. He didn't see this coming.
1:37:13
Macho man gets up. He's face to face with Marlena. He's pointing at
1:37:16
her. What's he gonna do? Get her? Macho? Mark Henry spins
1:37:21
him around and he hits a world's Strongest slam. Henry holds Macho shades of
1:37:28
adrenaline rush Merlaine. Marlena throws the spike out and walks over to the corner
1:37:33
of the rings. She gets the cigar. She's going to burn the macho
1:37:38
man. She did this once before. Crack. It's Miss Elizabeth with the
1:37:42
chair tied the one hand she broke free. Marlena's down sitting awesome. Didn't
1:37:46
see her breakout. Elizabeth hauls off and cracks Mark Henry with the chair.
1:37:51
Henry staggers. She lifts the chair again to finish him off. Slap Mark.
1:37:57
Henry backhands Miss Elizabeth. He's struck her in the face. Macho comes
1:38:00
at Henry, but he's shut down quickly. Henry finally signals to the Towers
1:38:06
of Terror. They set up the stairs in the middle of the ring.
1:38:10
They lift Macho to the second rope. He's gonna do that World's Strongest slam
1:38:14
to the to the stairs. He lifts Macho into the World's Strongest Slam.
1:38:18
He's all the way up top. At the top rope, Sam Wait hits
1:38:29
the rock. He's back the rock. Rocks running down the aisle, sitting
1:38:40
in some halfway ducks. A line gives him a shot. Shot. Shot
1:38:43
sits in his right hand. Tag right, here's awesome. Fts line Rock
1:38:47
picks them up, Smo and dropping the outside Rock hits the ring. Henry
1:38:50
throws Rock Ducks at rock Bottom on the stairs. Henry's light out. Macho
1:38:57
looks around, look at his bloody up. He says, fuck. It
1:39:00
comes off the top with an apple drop on Henry on the stairs. The
1:39:04
lock wakes up the ref. He counts slow wan two, three, Mato
1:39:13
Man wins the fours. When are out to celebrate Hall Mess triple, Eh
1:39:18
stir through the crowd. They were waiting outside. Soon us would be here,
1:39:23
but he's in a local medical facility. Maso turns around and he's face
1:39:27
to face with the Rock. Rock has his opponent. Rock was his opponent
1:39:31
last year on Major Fest, but this year he risked his well beach to
1:39:35
even the odds for him. They shake cans in the praise. Everyone's in
1:39:41
the ring. Macho and leaves lock eyes for the first time. Stay and
1:39:46
pray. What a moment. Good night everybody the Major fence. Whoa well,
1:39:58
Brian had to leave. That was Brian. We lost. We're in
1:40:02
the gallery boat. Yeah, wow, what a what a Major Fest both
1:40:09
sides. I knew the Rock was. You're surprised we got dried drafting him
1:40:15
earlier on Yeah, obviously everybody's been off so yes, that was the plan
1:40:18
all season. Good build. I mean those top shelf things really added to
1:40:23
it. Man, I can I just say this. I'm so glad WF
1:40:29
is done. Six months from now we're gonna be talking about doing it again.
1:40:34
Maybe, but I'm looking at my arena just dreading the figure of photography
1:40:38
I gotta do. Yeah. But it was fun. It was great.
1:40:41
We hope you fans enjoyed it. Yeah, let us tell what you thought
1:40:45
in the comments. We'll put up a thing on the whatever. We'll probably
1:40:49
do like a post show to talk about it a little bit if you want
1:40:53
to ask about the storylines. Brian's waving on the camera. He's back with
1:40:57
his daughter. He's got to watch her. I have a phone call at
1:40:59
twelve. It's twelve oh one. How did you guys lay a dome?
1:41:02
We're officially on a done guys. Huck