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#307: Idle Hands (1999) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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  Our little scooter would never do something like that.
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  Welcome to What's Your least Favorite Scary Movie?
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  The podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly, and
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  the absurd in all of our favorite.
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  And at least favorite. Scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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  base. Even if we don't.
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  My name is Travis. Hi, Jesse.
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  Happy. Halloween, yeah.
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  Eve, yeah, it's obviously the best time of the year, best
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  weekend of the year. And we are celebrating this week
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  by talking about a 90 Stoner Halloween classic Idol hands.
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  And with that, I'll just move straight into announcements.
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  OK? This past weekend we did our
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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre round up where we did our like overall
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  rankings of the franchise and then went back to see if our
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  pastels agree. Also, our budget to your patrons
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  or anyone who wants to pay for the one off episode on our
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  Patreon. Our bonus episode was out this
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  weekend as well. Name that tune Horror Movie
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  Edition. So that'll be fun.
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  We're excited about that as well.
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  Finally, our horror movie roundup.
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  We don't have a lot to talk about this week because we
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  recorded last week's episode really late on Wednesday.
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  We didn't have time to watch a movie.
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  Then Thursday, Zoe decided she wanted to pull an exorcist, so
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  we spent the evening at the hospital.
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  She's OK now. Yeah, she's fine.
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  She's fine. It was scary for a minute, but
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  she's OK. So last night was the only night
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  we've had a chance to watch a movie.
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  It was Travis's pig. It was a familiar.
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  It was one that we love on this show, that we have covered
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  ourselves. That's right dude bro.
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  Party massacre 3. Yeah, I love that movie, man.
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  It's just fun. We just came off watching Idle
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  Hands so I wanted the good times to roll and that one felt like a
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  vibe fit for me. Indeed it did.
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  Yeah, it was good time. Love it.
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  OK, well, I mean, we don't have polis because again, I don't
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  know, we've been kind of rushing some of this stuff here, and I
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  figured some of the movie stuff would throughout October.
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  Help be like a placeholder for polls in the time being.
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  So I'll try and be a little bit more on it here in November
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  coming up. It's not necessarily rushing it,
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  it's just that we've got very busy schedules.
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  Yeah, that's what I mean, Yeah, we're not trying to like rush or
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  half ass anything. It's just we got a lot going on,
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  you know, it happens, okay? So with that, we're going to
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  talk about idle hands. All.
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  Right Idle Hands released April 30th, 1999.
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  We watched it on Pluto TV, which is the only place you can stream
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  it right now, but you can also rent it from Prime, YouTube,
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  Google TV, Apple TV or Fandango at home.
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  Written by Terry Hughes Burton and Ron Milbauer, Directed by
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  Rodman Blender music by Graham Ravel.
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  Does that name sound familiar to you?
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  It does a little bit, but I can't imagine who it is.
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  Well, he's done a shit ton of shit for music soundtracks.
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  One that you'll be excited to hear about is Pineapple Express.
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  Oh hell yeah. OK.
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  But we have in fact talked about him on the show because he did
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  the soundtrack for The Ruins. Oh really?
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  Wow, good job man. You do a good job.
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  Special makeup by Canon Creations and captive Audience
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  Productions. Cool.
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  Cool, cool. Starring Devin Saw as Anton
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  Tobias, Seth Green as Mick, Eldon Henson as Penub, Jessica
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  Alba as Molly, Vivica A Fox as Debbie La Cure, and Christopher
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  Hart as the Hand Travis. Time for our favorite game
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  Budget or Buckhead? I am going to say bug Ted.
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  Bug Ted, you are in fact correct.
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  Is that 2.5 or 25? Hold on.
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  Oh just kidding, it's not 2.5, it's 25,000,020. 50 it made
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  25,000,000. No, it was on a budget of
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  25,000,000. 25,000,000 yes what the fuck?
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  A lot of it probably went to Seth.
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  Green. No to the ending that got
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  scrapped, which we'll talk about.
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  And unfortunately, the dog is not in the in the calf in the
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  calf. Or the cat.
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  Or the cat. Duke and bones are not listed
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  here. 6.3 out of 10 on IMDb. OK good, I'm glad that it has a
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  good rating. I know that this is kind of
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  considered a cult classic these days.
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  In fact, it very much is, yeah. What was the box office for it
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  again? Worldwide growth are opening.
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  Worldwide. 4.1. On a 25 million budget?
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  Yep. Fuck.
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  Yep, that firmly puts it in cult classic.
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  Yeah, yeah. So I've got a list of three
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  movies from 1999. My theme is I got 99 problems,
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  but these body parts ain't one. OK, so and this is a very loose
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  theme because 1999 was just fucking weird for horror.
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  Yeah, that was a that was a weird time for horror, for sure.
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  Yeah, so I just kind of went with the theme of movies where
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  fucked up shit happens to people's bodies.
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  Oh, I'm down with that. I like that.
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  That's a good genre. So the first one is audition.
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  Oh yeah, we're talking about ankles and feet.
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  Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Yeah, Kitty kitties.
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  That premiered at the Vancouver International Film Festival on
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  October 10th, 1999. I don't have a budget but it
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  made 363,000 worldwide IMDb of 7.1 out of 10.
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  Yeah, I mean, that's a fantastic movie.
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  Go in blind if at all possible. If you have no idea what that
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  movie is, just like, watch that shit.
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  Although now you know that something happens to the body
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  part. But that's most horror movies.
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  Second movie definitely the same tonally for sure.
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  Not at all a drastic shift. The Mummy, the.
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  Mummy. Wait, what happens?
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  To the emo tap is like sucking up people's life forces.
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  To bring himself back to life, he pulls out that one guy's
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  eyes. Yeah, you're a fucked.
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  Up shit that happens to body is you.
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  The unfortunate thing for you is that you've only seen the mummy
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  once in your life. That's true, but I remember.
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  One of your biggest? Flaws, as cool as he is, is one
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  of the like blandest looking characters ever.
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  That The Mummy that is released on May 7th, 1999.
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  Budget of 80 million worldwide grows of 417,000,007.1 out of 10
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  on IMDb. Hell yeah.
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  That's a great movie, Yeah. 3rd movie famous for headlessness is
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  Sleepy Hollow. I, I, I had a feeling that that
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  was what that was going to be. That released November 19th,
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  1999. Budget of 100 million.
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  Worldwide Gross of 206,000,007.3 out of 10 on IMDb.
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  So you got a lot of really highly rated movies from 1999
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  apparently. And that wasn't the plan.
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  I was just like, what is a theme that is being brought together
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  with all of these? Even if it was a weird year,
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  sounds like it was a banger of a year.
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  I've never seen Sleepy Hollow. Like I, you know, I don't know,
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  like I remember the headless guy when I was a kid and that kind
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  of spooked me a little bit. But like, I don't know, I guess
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  it's good. Johnny Depp.
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  Tim Burton. Christina Ricci Yeah, I have
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  several tag lines. OK, cool.
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  I'm going. To start off with the longest
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  one because I ran out of space to write it and I've got my
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  screenshots pulled up right now. OK, so I'm going a little bit
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  backwards. Order the devil will the devil
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  will find work for idle hands to do.
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  But what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the
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  world to do his dirty work? On the poster, we actually have
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  two OK, the touching story of a boy in his right hand.
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  That's really, really good. Oh my God.
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  The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.
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  That first one was better. Yeah, the film that gives horror
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  movie is the Finger. It's pretty good we're.
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  Getting a little bit away though, because it's the whole
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  fan whole hand, not the. Whole Yeah, you're right, You're
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  right. Get your hands on this hot new
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  horror comedy. OK, they definitely like they
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  peaked so high earlier that everything after was just kind
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  of a little bit more of let down each time.
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  That's why I think it's so big on the poster.
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  So like, we're not going to get any better than this.
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  That's great. So I've got a few fun tidbits.
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  This was actually kind of hard to find stuff just on the
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  Internet about. I do think this would have been
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  one that would have been beneficial for us to cover if we
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  had the DVD. Well, I will let people know.
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  I looked into that. Apparently it must be out of
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  print because if you want to get a DVD or the Blu-ray, it's like
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  $100. Jesus.
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  Yeah, I'm not dropping that for. That right now, yeah, that's a
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  lot. Yeah.
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  OK, so the first thing that we need to talk about is
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  Christopher Hart. He does work as the hand.
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  This man made his career doing hand work.
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  Is he from Adam's family? Yes, he's in Adam's family and
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  Adam's family values as thing. Oh fantastic.
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  And you'll also be seeing him later this year on the first
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  season of Angel cuz he plays hands Really in an episode?
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  Yep. Wow, what a weird typecast I.
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  Know. But if you think about it, the
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  hand has to be very expressive and you also probably have to
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  know how to navigate really well in like a green screen body suit
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  type thing. See.
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  OK I'm wondering though, like did he only play the disembodied
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  hand in this movie or did they like manage to find a way to
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  like make it look like it was on Devin Sawa?
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  I really don't have an answer for that because I was pretty
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  impressed if that was Devin Sawa.
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  Me too. That's what I was saying.
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  Like, yeah, he like the way when he's like he's doing all these
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  like multitasking things basically with that hand, I'm
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  like that's impressive. I would not be able to do that.
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  I mentioned earlier that there was an alternate ending and they
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  had filmed this ending. They hadn't fully scored it or
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  fully inserted the effects that you can look this up online.
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  Basically the movie tended to lean a lot more towards comedy
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  and then the ending was very dramatic and intense and the
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  director, the producers and test audiences were all like, this is
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  a really weird way to end it based on the previous the 90
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  minutes. And it was this whole dramatic
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  scene. Instead of going into the shop,
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  Molly goes into where the school swimming pool is.
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  She's up on the diving board and Anton goes to help her, but the
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  gate has already opened up into hell and he sacrifices himself
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  for her because Debbie says, well, once the gate is open, it
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  won't close until it gets a soul maybe.
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  And then I love that. That was fun, yeah.
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  And so he drops in, the gate closes as he's falling, so he
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  just lends in an empty swimming. Pool didn't.
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  Need it. Yeah.
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  And it still ends with Mick and Penneb going up into heaven.
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  But this time they have a staircase to heaven.
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  Yeah. Or a stairway to heaven.
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  And I don't know why they couldn't have kept that part
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  because that was, like, a fun little.
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  Especially because like, their whole thing is, you know, the
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  Stoner, like watching MTV. Yeah, like music videos and all
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  that. Yeah.
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  So but that not only was that, you know, obviously a budget
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  impact, but it delayed the release of this movie by several
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  months because they had to reshoot the ending.
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  Wow and do everything with it. So I wonder if it would have
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  come out like closer to January or perhaps even closer to
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  Halloween time. See.
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  The interesting thing is the ending we do get isn't exactly
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  like super effects heavy like the ending that they did there
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  so I'm surprised it took them so long to to do that but.
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  We did get a lot of puppetry. We did get a lot of.
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  I'm really happy we got the puppetry, the.
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  Puppetry was a nice touch. So I the rest of my stuff comes
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  from a website called Creepy Catalog, which is just like
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  facts about the movie. And sometimes the facts are like
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  Vivica A Fox plays this characterly.
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  OK, well, technically a fact, but yeah.
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  We we know. So this was filmed in Pasadena,
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  the same neighborhood as Halloween.
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  Nice. And if you go to gigster.com,
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  you can learn a lot more about the neighborhood that it was
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  shot in. Like there's like Google Maps
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  information. Apparently Devin saw was actual
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  houses in the neighborhood. Yeah.
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  So but that that website started getting really weird and started
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  making me feel kind of stalkery because it was like listing
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  where people live, which I know is a thing around Hollywood,
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  like oh, this is such and such as.
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  House. Yeah, I really don't care to
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  know where it. It started, yeah, started to
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  make me feel uncomfortable. So I was like, I'm not gonna,
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  I'm not gonna do a lot more with this.
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  Devin Sawa didn't have his driver's license.
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  How old was he in this movie? He was like between 18 and 21.
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  I forget exactly how old he was. That's another one of the trivia
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  fun facts that's going to be coming up in a moment.
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  OK. He didn't have his driver's
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  license, and so they had to use an actual stunt driver when they
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  were driving Randy's truck. Really.
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  Yeah. Man, and I think it's funny that
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  that also like they tied it in with the not be like, of course
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  this is a stick shift. Oh yeah.
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  Yeah, he Devin thought what that is.
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  He wanted to kind of break out of the shell he was in because
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  he was kind of going towards like the like a teen archetype
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  type of character. And he was like, I wanna do
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  something different, so let's just get as weird as fucking
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  possible. So yeah, that's what he told his
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  agent. Yeah.
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  OK. So he wound up in this movie and
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  it was a departure from the types of characters he had he
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  had previously played. Can you imagine the alternate
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  timeline where Devin saw was like on The CW network on those
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  like teen drama shows, Riverdale, something like that.
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  I. Really can't.
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  Yeah, it could have been. It could have been, but it
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  wasn't so Penub's name. I'm sure you were wondering what
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  this is meant to be. I was.
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  I thought it was a very odd name.
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  So it goes back to an SNL skit where Eddie Murphy is playing
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  the Rascals character Buckwheat, and he's putting out a song of
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  albums, but he's got a lisp, and one of them is What's Love Got
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  to Do With It. But it's Penub.
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  Penub got to do. I can't.
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  I don't have it written down exactly how it was, but it was.
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  It's a reference to that. Yeah.
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  OK, interesting. So that's where that came from.
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  You know, the part where Anton tries the nutmeg and oregano and
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  then it tastes really bad and so he, like, washes his mouth out
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  with dish soap. He improv that moment.
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  So it was actual dish soap that was on the set.
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  That doesn't taste good. No, I.
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  Hate that so. I like that you just went for
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  it. Yeah.
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  That's a good scene. And then the gym that the dance
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  is in is also the same gym from the 1992 Buffy the Vampire
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  Slayer movie and from another movie from 1999, Jawbreaker.
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  Really. Wow.
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  So those are all my fun facts. All right?
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  Cool. And I think we are ready to talk
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  about good, bad, ugly and absurd.
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  Yes, we are. All right.
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  Well, I'll kick it off. OK, so the goods I have for
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  this, I I, I will First off, love the cast in this movie.
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  Everybody they picked like a banger of a cast here.
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  Absolutely. Devin's always amazing.
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  Seth Green, He like elevates just about everything that he's
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  in. I mean, he's not like a
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  phenomenal actor or anything, but he's like, good for this
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  type of movie where it's like a comedy and he, I don't know, the
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  character that he's playing here feels Taylor made for him.
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  Yeah. And also Angelina Jolie, Like
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  that's fucking crazy that they that's who that is, right?
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  What? Who's the cast in this again?
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  There's another, like, really big name.
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  Where on earth did you get Angelina Jolie I?
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  Don't know why I thought that that was the name.
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  Isn't there like a big name in this cast?
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  Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba.
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  Vivica A Fox. Jessica Alba.
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  OK, well, Jessica, Alba's a big name.
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  OK, so I got the two confused either way.
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  Like, I can't believe that they actually, like, scored somebody
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  like her for something like this, too.
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  This must have been, like, really early in her career or
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  something. But anyways, my point is, good
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  cast. OK, That's what I'm getting.
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  Yeah, I like that. It has fun with the premise.
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  The fact that they didn't kill, like, keep the characters dead
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  when they died. I like that a lot.
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  Because if you removed those two characters from this movie, it
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  wouldn't be the same. I also that would just be
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  criminally under utilizing Seth Green.
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  Exactly right if. There is one critique I can
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  offer most movies more Seth Green.
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  More, Yeah, But like, The thing is, like, they have fun with
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  that, too. Like, they're dead.
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  Let's, like, play around with it a little bit.
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  So they're like, let's have him eat Halloween candy while he is,
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  you know, decapitated and it's just going to ooze from his neck
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  and stuff like that. I love the bottle just sticking
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  out of Seth Green's head the rest of the movie, you know what
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  I mean? Like, it's just fun.
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  Stuff like that. And I, I really like the comedy
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  in this. It's really, really funny.
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  And I think it has a banging soundtrack.
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  You took basically everything I was going to say from the goods.
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  Yeah. The cast, the humor, the
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  soundtrack, all of it just works perfectly for me.
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  I do also want to throw out there that opening kill scene,
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  genuinely chilling. Yeah, that's like a genuinely
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  chilling story. Right there.
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  That immediate of like I'm under the bed holy shit.
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  Yeah, yeah. It's really, really creepy.
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  That stuff like that urban legends are made of for sure.
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  What's your bad? God, that's a tough question
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  man. Because I I really try to think
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  on it and I had a hard time thinking of anything if I had
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  anything to say. I am confused about the rules of
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  this world because the two buddies die, but they're the
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  only ones that stay around afterwards.
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  Everybody else that's dead stays dead, so we don't get an
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  explanation for that and it's a little bit confusing, to be
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  honest. I really don't care because I
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  liked having them around so I don't need an explanation, but I
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  am a little bit curious about what was happening there.
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  I think that's kind of what's great about Vivica A Fox's
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  character in this, is that she can kind of ice chest the whole
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  thing because she's like, I don't know, that's just how this
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  stuff works sometimes. I like how she's.
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  Very odd. Like up front, like, I mean,
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  maybe this is how it is. I, you know, I have a dagger
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  that might actually save the day.
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  I really have no clue what's going on.
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  Yeah. And then like at the end where
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  it's like, oh, that's it. Yeah, Yeah, that's it.
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  And it's. Funny that they aren't even
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  really sure what's going on in the universe.
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  Like even the knowledgeable character has really no clue
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  what's going on but which. Again, I think that's a thing
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  that works really well. Yeah, I agree.
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  Like I don't realistically have a problem with it, but I am
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  curious like what was happening here?
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  Is this some kind of fantasy world that we're not really
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  aware of, like this more supernatural shit happened
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  around here that we're just not seeing?
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  Or is this just like a weird case that's going on in a normal
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  world? I think it's the second one.
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  OK. That's what I that's what I
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  believe, OK, Because I believe our normal world has this kind
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  of stuff happening anyway. The.
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  Thing is, like this is like Buffy, you know?
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  Like everything is like totally normal.
• 19:07
  But then again we have like these secret like demon fights
• 19:10
  going on all the time but everybody else ignores that shit
• 19:12
  for the most part. Seven years prior, Buffy Summers
• 19:16
  did in fact, burn down that gym. It had to be rebuilt.
• 19:19
  Well, I haven't seen that yet. OK, That's part of the movie,
• 19:22
  right? Yeah.
• 19:23
  Yeah. OK.
• 19:24
  I haven't seen that yet. OK, that for me, I could have
• 19:29
  taken a couple more scenes like the beginning and just where we
• 19:34
  get a little bit more of like those horror moments because
• 19:37
  those are there. We say all the time that like
• 19:39
  horror and comedy are two sides of the same coin.
• 19:42
  You just have to know those peaks and valleys and timing and
• 19:46
  that opening scene shows that we can have those scary moments in
• 19:49
  the movie. I think the only other one that
• 19:51
  we really get any kind of like closeness to are the moment in
• 19:55
  the vent and the moment with a couple making out in the truck.
• 19:58
  Yeah, Yeah, I think you're right.
• 19:59
  And really, now that you've mentioned that, I feel like that
• 20:02
  original ending still could have worked because you're almost
• 20:04
  like bookending it, like with another serious horror moment
• 20:08
  like we had in the opening. Like you get to play around in
• 20:11
  the middle of the like the beginning and end or like
• 20:13
  strictly horror. I think it could have worked
• 20:15
  still. But I agree with you, Yeah.
• 20:18
  Like, we don't really get a lot of, like, true horror moments in
• 20:21
  this. Like once we get to the premise,
• 20:23
  it's just like kind of wacky. And there's a lot of music that
• 20:26
  gets reused and I wish we could have just had more continued
• 20:31
  good music, especially cuz we've got the Offspring there as the
• 20:35
  band at the dance and we cut Tom de Launch working at the Burger
• 20:41
  Jungle. I completely miss him and I'm
• 20:44
  really sad about that actually. Because you're like, yeah, I
• 20:46
  know it's blink 182. And I was like, no, yeah, it's
• 20:53
  the offspring. Yeah, OK, ugly.
• 20:55
  That's. That's that's my ugly it didn't
• 20:56
  have colosis in the offspring I. Didn't.
• 20:59
  Have colosis Ugly. Let's see, I have to think about
• 21:05
  this one for a second. I didn't like seeing the cat
• 21:10
  being tossed out the window. We never do see.
• 21:14
  Bones after that, do we? What happened?
• 21:16
  Believe the scene. Maybe I don't wait.
• 21:17
  No, he does get Bones back, but then I guess Bones just does the
• 21:22
  cat thing and disappears for a while.
• 21:23
  And I was like, you and the dog. Yeah, deal with this.
• 21:25
  The cat. Probably hides like a cat does,
• 21:28
  yeah. But yeah, that that was the
• 21:30
  thing that really upset me. OK, mine is this movie.
• 21:34
  It's listen, it's capturing a moment in time because it was
• 21:38
  1999, but in 2025 it is a little rough hearing some of the
• 21:42
  language that's used. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 21:45
  Yeah, and I like that. Again, movies preserve a moment
• 21:50
  in time and may not always capture the best of society.
• 21:55
  And obviously a lot changes in 26 years, Yeah.
• 21:59
  But that's, you know, it's something that does kind of like
• 22:02
  hit the ears hard. Yeah, like today it'll kind of
• 22:06
  alarm you sometimes. Yeah.
• 22:07
  All right. Absurd.
• 22:10
  Absurd. First off, Molly's dancing.
• 22:14
  When they get to the dance is it reminded me of like D, like with
• 22:18
  like the inflatable arms, just like going all over the place.
• 22:21
  Don't know what the fuck she was doing with that.
• 22:24
  We have the Offspring there, but they're playing covers instead
• 22:27
  of originals. They're playing the Ramones.
• 22:30
  Why are they not playing the Offspring?
• 22:33
  I really don't understand either.
• 22:35
  It's just. I I really don't.
• 22:37
  You've got the Offspring there. Like, take advantage of it.
• 22:39
  What are they going to say? You can't use their music?
• 22:42
  They're right there. I wonder I wonder if it's a
• 22:45
  record label issue. It could be, I guess, yeah.
• 22:48
  And then how long that final 6 minutes takes at the end of the
• 22:53
  movie, They're like, all right, it's 6 minutes till midnight.
• 22:55
  And then we have like 15 to 20 minutes of the movie remaining.
• 22:59
  That is such a funny moment though, because she says we only
• 23:02
  have until midnight. He goes, Oh well, it's not even
• 23:04
  9:00 yet, that's plenty of time and I thought we were about to
• 23:06
  get a whole diversion of the trope, but then she goes, it's
• 23:09
  in Druid time so we've got 6 minutes.
• 23:13
  Yeah, it was just like old school Dragon Ball Z type stuff
• 23:17
  like this planet will explode in 5 minutes and then that's like
• 23:21
  25 episodes worth of material right there.
• 23:24
  Yeah, it just. Yeah, I'm curious how long this
• 23:28
  fight between Goku and Piccolo is going to last right now.
• 23:32
  Oh, no, we're not going to worry.
• 23:33
  We don't have to worry about that because that stuff is going
• 23:35
  to be like condensed when we get to that part.
• 23:38
  OK, That's in Kai. We got Kai.
• 23:39
  We're not going to be going. Well, I'm talking about the one
• 23:41
  right now. I'm still fighting Piccolo right
• 23:44
  now in Dragon Ball. It's not super drawn out, OK,
• 23:46
  Yeah. No, no, no, it's good.
• 23:47
  OK OK my absurd. I'm probably overthinking this
• 23:52
  because this is a movie about an evil hand that takes over
• 23:54
  slacker bodies. How did the hand get high?
• 24:00
  Because that's how they end up defeating it.
• 24:02
  Well, your hand doesn't have lungs.
• 24:05
  You'd be surprised, but. No, I am surprised.
• 24:07
  Jesse, what the fuck's wrong with your hands?
• 24:09
  That's why I have asthma, because I I only.
• 24:12
  Have the chest, lungs. I don't have the hand lungs.
• 24:14
  Man, you're missing out, I'm telling you.
• 24:16
  You must be super oxygenated. I am super well oxygenated.
• 24:21
  You don't even know. Yeah.
• 24:24
  So I was probably thinking about that a little bit too much, but
• 24:27
  it's so. Silly, I just love the idea that
• 24:29
  they blow in like the puppets eyes get ready when they roll to
• 24:32
  the back of his head and it's just like I we're just having
• 24:35
  fun you. Know that's the best thing about
• 24:36
  the new ending is that they brought in the puppets and
• 24:39
  that's such a good way to portray you know an evil hand is
• 24:43
  with a puppet yeah exactly it's so much fun and just I mean
• 24:49
  that's that's most of it OK it's just like we can't think too
• 24:54
  much it's. Hard because this is like an
• 24:55
  absurdly absurd movie as it is. So like you have to like really
• 24:59
  find some true stand out moments.
• 25:01
  Other than that, OK all. Right.
• 25:03
  What are you wanting to rank it? God this movie fantastic.
• 25:08
  I love it so much. It does so many things well, I
• 25:11
  think I'd give it a nine. 9 I. OK, sorry.
• 25:14
  Go ahead. I'm gonna say we'll also give it
• 25:16
  a nine. OK.
• 25:17
  Yeah. Like I think like that one point
• 25:18
  missing is like, like you said, like if we like pumped in a
• 25:22
  little bit more horror moments pumped.
• 25:24
  In a little more horror moments and gave us a little bit more
• 25:27
  variety in the soundtrack because the soundtrack is really
• 25:29
  great as it is, but we do have a few repetitive songs.
• 25:32
  Yeah, Yeah. Then we have like potentially
• 25:35
  true classic on our hands here. Yeah.
• 25:37
  Yeah. All right.
• 25:39
  So 9 out of 10. All right, cool.
• 25:42
  Well, let's get into it. We start off with a house with a
• 25:45
  super fucking ornate front yard. Like it's the kind of front yard
• 25:48
  I want us to have, which is mostly ornamental grasses.
• 25:51
  That way we don't have to deal with as much lawn care.
• 25:54
  Yeah, let's just get fake grass, man.
• 25:55
  I am totally down. On that grass, ornamental grass.
• 25:59
  Ornamental grass. It's different.
• 26:00
  It's a different thing. The the mother, Tobias is
• 26:05
  upstairs asking Fred Willard. Fathers biased.
• 26:08
  Yeah, yeah. You were so excited to see his
• 26:10
  name. And then it's like.
• 26:11
  And he said. Yeah, I forgot that the parents
• 26:13
  bite it right away. Yeah, me too.
• 26:15
  She's like, did she pull out the candles downstairs?
• 26:16
  She goes, yeah, Which if you had said something like that to me,
• 26:20
  I would immediately be like, all right, I'm gonna go check
• 26:23
  because I don't trust that you actually remember if you did or
• 26:26
  not. Yeah, I don't.
• 26:27
  I wouldn't blame you. So but she doesn't do that.
• 26:31
  She's just like, OK, cool, that's fine.
• 26:33
  They lay down in the bed and turn off the lights and then
• 26:35
  phosphorescent paint on the ceiling is the phrase I'm under
• 26:39
  the bed, which is scary. But down to me like goes this is
• 26:43
  clearly a prank by Anton. And mom says our little scooter
• 26:47
  wouldn't do something like that, which we immediately we call
• 26:51
  Scout scooter a lot. So we were like our scooter
• 26:54
  would do something like that. And Speaking of things scooter
• 26:59
  would do, we get a cat jump scare because the dad, Gary, I
• 27:04
  think his name is, he goes downstairs to check out the
• 27:07
  sounds he's hearing. Oh.
• 27:08
  Yeah, there was also nothing under the bed.
• 27:10
  He did look under there. There's just something there,
• 27:12
  yeah. So yeah, he goes downstairs.
• 27:15
  And she hears some sounds, but he doesn't come back up.
• 27:18
  So she goes downstairs to look for him, ends up seeing the
• 27:23
  candles are still lit. And she blows them out.
• 27:25
  And she goes Gary. And then she slips on Gary's
• 27:27
  blood. Yep, Yep.
• 27:29
  So she runs back upstairs and she starts to dial 911, but she
• 27:33
  can't remember which number comes first.
• 27:36
  Yeah, and then as that's happening, a hand grabs her from
• 27:38
  under the bed, drag her's underneath, and then just like a
• 27:41
  splatter of blood shoots out from underneath.
• 27:43
  This, this front, this is how they blend the horror and comedy
• 27:47
  really well because the bed is just, like, shaking.
• 27:48
  Yeah, I've seen a mount. Yeah.
• 27:51
  So in the morning, we see Anton wake up in the floor of an
• 27:54
  unfinished attic. I'm sure he likes living up
• 27:59
  there. Yeah.
• 27:59
  You know, like when you're that age, that's kind of a cool place
• 28:03
  to be. That's why I didn't question it
• 28:04
  too much and I like that they didn't over explain it.
• 28:06
  It's just like, yeah, he smokes weed all day.
• 28:08
  Of course he wants to be up in the attic.
• 28:10
  Because he's high. He's high up there, and he's
• 28:11
  also getting high. Yeah, yeah.
• 28:14
  He goes downstairs and he's shouting at his mom that they're
• 28:16
  out of milk, that the dog's out of food, which Duke is like
• 28:20
  throwing the food bowl. And I told Travis we had dogs
• 28:23
  that used to do that. My family did, yeah.
• 28:25
  They were just, if they wanted food, they would just throw a
• 28:27
  bowl lettuce as we were walking by, which I'm glad our pets have
• 28:31
  not learned that. Yeah, me too actually.
• 28:33
  It's really nice to not have things thrown at you.
• 28:36
  Yeah, he also just like takes 5 incense and just like throws
• 28:39
  them in there and lice them all at the same time.
• 28:41
  That's because he's blazing. Yeah, he's, he's smoking a bowl.
• 28:45
  He briefly has the news on, but gets past it.
• 28:48
  Yeah. It's talking about like 5 people
• 28:49
  have been killed in a neighborhood.
• 28:51
  Serial murders are happening. Then he calls his dealer, who
• 28:54
  says this is not a delivery you got to come get it.
• 28:57
  Turns out right across the street, it's his friends Nick
• 29:00
  and Mick and Penub. They're making fun of everything
• 29:05
  about him. Yeah, I mean, he walked across
• 29:08
  the street. He's in this boxer.
• 29:09
  So he didn't put himself together at all.
• 29:12
  He's just wanting weed. And he's like, they're teasing
• 29:14
  them about, you know, they don't have any weed.
• 29:17
  And then he hears a motorcycle outside.
• 29:20
  What's at the window? Yeah, it's his crush.
• 29:23
  It's Molly. Well, before that happens,
• 29:25
  though, they say something about what?
• 29:27
  About your parents? And he's like, well, I haven't
• 29:29
  seen him in a few days. And I'm like, you know, there's
• 29:30
  a murderer on the loose. They're probably murdered.
• 29:32
  And they're joking and they don't realize how true it is.
• 29:35
  Yeah, I it's, I'm glad that they said that cuz like I would not
• 29:39
  know. It's been days.
• 29:39
  That makes sense why the pets are throwing the food bowls.
• 29:42
  Yeah, I get it now. A little bit more then we hear
• 29:47
  the motorcycle and it's Molly who's had a crush on since
• 29:50
  forever and his friends continue to make fun of him and we're
• 29:52
  like bet you won't even go ask her to the dance.
• 29:55
  We find out that the town has a curfew for everybody due to all
• 29:58
  of the murders. So that's pretty much the only
• 30:01
  Halloween event is the school dance going on.
• 30:03
  So he goes out to prove to them that he can ask her out and they
• 30:08
  offer some pants for him. Well.
• 30:10
  She dropped her lyrics book on the way over there, so yeah, he
• 30:13
  noticed that that's his end. So yeah, yeah, he's got Mike's
• 30:16
  pants on now. He's going over there to hand it
• 30:18
  over. Mick.
• 30:19
  OK, Mick. Which I just don't believe that
• 30:22
  Mick could fit into Seth Green's pants.
• 30:26
  Or I don't, I don't think. Devin saw, I don't think.
• 30:29
  Devin saw it could fit into Seth.
• 30:30
  Different size, different people.
• 30:32
  Yeah. It's like we watched the
• 30:34
  original miniseries a few weeks ago and like just.
• 30:38
  Like look in the screen, hit that height at 12 and stopped.
• 30:43
  He looks like a completely different person in that movie
• 30:45
  too, right? Like it's weird.
• 30:48
  He sounds like a completely different person.
• 30:50
  He. Does, yeah.
• 30:51
  The whole thing is insane. It's a.
• 30:52
  Changeling situation. So he he summons up the courage,
• 30:57
  he gets the book from the ground, and he goes and knocks
• 30:59
  on Molly's door. She opens it up and then he just
• 31:02
  tosses the book out and runs away.
• 31:04
  Yeah, we cut to Beaver, UT We've got sister Debbie.
• 31:08
  She's at the jail. She's saying that she's there
• 31:11
  to, like, speak to an inmate, I guess to find Jesus or whatever.
• 31:15
  But she goes, shit, it's gone. He's.
• 31:17
  Going to get shriveled up hand now, yeah.
• 31:18
  Which makes me wonder like how did the hand use him and lose
• 31:21
  him? Yeah, She goes back under her
• 31:24
  van and she's marking a map and she realizes the next place
• 31:29
  it'll probably go is Bolin, which is where Anton lives.
• 31:34
  So that's where she's gonna head to.
• 31:36
  She. Also takes all of the points
• 31:38
  that it's struck at and does a big circle and then or realizes
• 31:42
  that it makes a pentagram. Yep.
• 31:44
  Indeed it does. Anton is going back to his house
• 31:47
  with some groceries. I'm impressed that he even did
• 31:50
  that much. I know, me too.
• 31:51
  He did steal the shopping cart, but that makes sense if he
• 31:54
  doesn't drive because. Before they had that little self
• 31:56
  walking mechanism thing. I just imagined that he takes
• 31:59
  the quarter thing from ALDI and he considers the quarter an
• 32:03
  investment he. Doesn't want that.
• 32:05
  Yeah, it's like I bought it. I purchased.
• 32:06
  Yeah, he's like, I purchased this cart for $0.25.
• 32:10
  It was a really good deal. I don't know.
• 32:11
  Why people don't? Do it.
• 32:14
  Yeah, so he's there and he's just kind of going down the
• 32:16
  road. It's a foggy day and then he
• 32:18
  gets tackled, Yes, And he gets up and it's a couple of cops.
• 32:21
  Yes, they were seniors a couple years ago.
• 32:24
  They're still bitter that Anton and his friends would make fun
• 32:27
  of them. Apparently there's a deleted
• 32:30
  scene where we find out that they were the mascot for the
• 32:35
  school. They were.
• 32:36
  Yeah, they were the head in the ass of a Buffalo, which is why
• 32:40
  when he kills them later, Mick says go, go Buffalo.
• 32:45
  Yeah, OK, that makes sense. Yeah, they.
• 32:48
  So they're cops now, and as cops do, they're wielding their power
• 32:53
  irresponsibly. Yeah, they they're frisking.
• 32:55
  Them. Yeah, they frisk them.
• 32:57
  They find an empty bag and like smells like weed and he's like,
• 33:00
  you can't charge me with anything if it's empty.
• 33:03
  I'm like, oh what about littering and they just drop the
• 33:06
  bag on the ground and then give him a $200 fine.
• 33:09
  This. Is my favorite thing.
• 33:10
  They take the fine, they throw it on the ground, and then we
• 33:13
  see the next scene. He's just back at his house and
• 33:15
  he's using the finest rolling paper.
• 33:16
  Yep, sure he is. It's.
• 33:19
  Such a cool thing and I don't know what it is.
• 33:21
  He takes a hit of it and I guess like spoken to Ink might have
• 33:24
  done. So it's nutmeg and oregano
• 33:27
  because make him pinup earlier we're.
• 33:29
  Saying, you know, yeah. I read that you can smoke nutmeg
• 33:32
  and array now clearly just fucking with him, but he.
• 33:35
  I completely missed that. Yeah, no, he takes it literally
• 33:39
  and he's so I'm. I don't like nutmeg that much so
• 33:44
  I can't even imagine. No, I actually am at a point
• 33:47
  where I am like very cautious about nutmeg because I massacred
• 33:50
  one of our ciders with nutmeg like earlier this month and it
• 33:54
  tasted. Awful.
• 33:56
  I understand why he had the reaction he did.
• 33:58
  Yeah, I really wish I hadn't seen how much you poured in
• 34:00
  there because it was a bowl of nutmeg with a hint of apple
• 34:06
  cider. Yeah, I massacred that.
• 34:11
  So this is that scene where he's like going over there.
• 34:13
  He's washing off his mouth and everything.
• 34:16
  He starts hearing some creaking and he's like, trying to listen
• 34:20
  for it, stops the TV. His dog is panting.
• 34:22
  And he even, like, holds the dog to the shop for a second, which
• 34:25
  is so real, yeah, so real. But nothing happens.
• 34:30
  So he continues going about his business.
• 34:33
  And then he is going to make a sandwich and he uses, first of
• 34:39
  all, he uses a butcher knife to spread mayonnaise on his bread,
• 34:42
  which that's irresponsible. That's yeah, that's it.
• 34:47
  I don't understand. The it's a disgusting.
• 34:51
  At first I, I didn't realize that it was blood that was on
• 34:54
  the knife. I thought it was Jelly.
• 34:55
  So I thought he was making a mayonnaise and Jelly sandwich.
• 34:57
  I'm like, that's fucking nasty. But he is high.
• 35:00
  He's. Not high.
• 35:02
  That might have actually had an effect on him.
• 35:03
  Not Megan or Reagan it. Might have actually worked, we
• 35:06
  don't know. That's the sandwich of a high
• 35:08
  man right there. But he takes one bite and then
• 35:11
  he realizes it's bloody and he spits it out.
• 35:15
  Freaks out, sees Bones playing with an eyeball, and he gets
• 35:20
  Duke. And like this, this, the dog
• 35:24
  actor deserves a credit because this is this is Talia.
• 35:28
  When she's very insistent she needs to go outside.
• 35:30
  She's hit her got a poop button three times and we open the door
• 35:33
  and she just stands there and we literally have to push her by
• 35:37
  her butt out into the yard. That's what Duke is doing.
• 35:41
  And as he's going around, he ends up finding his parents
• 35:48
  hidden in like. The decorations.
• 35:50
  Yeah, like the decorations. They had there, they had like
• 35:52
  these pumpkin people in their house, like a.
• 35:54
  Scarecrow with a pumpkin head type of deal, but they got put
• 35:57
  into that so he is obviously freaked out and he gets Nick.
• 36:02
  Mick and Pinup. Wow.
• 36:04
  I'm gonna struggle with their names.
• 36:06
  Mick and Pinups. I've already fetched it up
• 36:08
  multiple times so that's great. And Foggy.
• 36:11
  Yep. That's it.
• 36:12
  That's how I wrote them most of the time, actually.
• 36:16
  They come over and at first they're distracted because the
• 36:20
  music video they didn't think was allowed to play anymore.
• 36:22
  Yeah, I love that. Yeah.
• 36:23
  Hold on, would you like to know what song this is?
• 36:26
  I would be very curious, yeah. I just like the dance members
• 36:29
  they're doing. It's 2 live crews pop that
• 36:31
  coochie pop. That coochie.
• 36:32
  Pop that coochie. I can see why that wouldn't be
• 36:34
  played on TV. Yeah.
• 36:36
  I mean, yeah, it makes sense. It's a very sexually suggestive
• 36:40
  music video, that's for sure. It's very into it.
• 36:42
  Yeah. And then he turns off the TV and
• 36:44
  they're upset. And he goes, look, and they're
• 36:46
  like, oh, shit, your parents always go all out for Halloween.
• 36:49
  And he was like, no, it is them. And then they start trying to do
• 36:51
  CPR and they freak out when they realize that his parents are
• 36:54
  actually dead. And this is kind of like when
• 36:56
  you start to realize that these kids really are like, really,
• 37:00
  really good friends because they're so familiar about the
• 37:02
  parents. Yeah, except Seth Green is like,
• 37:05
  OK, I'm going to call the cops. So he goes over there and starts
• 37:08
  to dial 911. He's like, yeah, my friend, he
• 37:11
  smoked some nutmeg. And then he just like.
• 37:14
  Rips the phone out of the wall. Yeah and he comes in and he's
• 37:18
  got a bottle in his head cuz Anton killed him and so Nub
• 37:23
  freaks out. They see in the floor Ant.
• 37:29
  Written in blood, this. Is actually that was before Seth
• 37:31
  Green dies. Was they saw an Ant written in
• 37:33
  blood on the floor? Oh.
• 37:34
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
• 37:36
  And they're also was he killed by ants?
• 37:39
  No. Do you have a killer?
• 37:40
  Ant Do you have a killer Ant and.
• 37:42
  Then they realized that the strip of cloth that was in his
• 37:45
  mom's hand matches the piece torn from his T-shirt and he's
• 37:48
  got glow in the dark paint on his hand.
• 37:51
  Has he not washed his hands in days?
• 37:54
  Yeah, probably not, no. And then that's when Mick goes
• 37:58
  to call the cops. That's it, That's it.
• 38:00
  Anton kills him because the Hand doesn't want him to be arrested.
• 38:04
  He's got evil stuff to do. And then he after he's killed
• 38:09
  Mick, he goes to kill Panab. Panab runs downstairs, throws.
• 38:13
  It's like just trying to throw stuff at him.
• 38:15
  But Anton's like just go past me, go past me.
• 38:18
  I don't know what's happening, but you need to get past me.
• 38:20
  And when Panab tries to, he throws a song blade at him.
• 38:24
  Yep. The cat takes his head.
• 38:25
  Yep, his Kappa is detained, so he goes back and sits at the TV
• 38:32
  and his hands are fighting over what they're going to watch.
• 38:35
  And then they throw the cat out the window.
• 38:38
  Yeah. He just like takes the cat by
• 38:39
  the tail and just. Like, I've got a sad face and,
• 38:43
  you know, we've had a decent streak of movies where I haven't
• 38:45
  had to put a sad face in my notes.
• 38:47
  Yeah, and I'm actually kind of shocked that this is one of the
• 38:49
  ones that did it. Right.
• 38:51
  I didn't expect that from idle hands.
• 38:53
  Well, the cat went flying all the way to Molly's house, so
• 38:56
  he's got to go over there and, you know, check on his cat.
• 38:58
  He goes over there and knocks on the door and she answers and she
• 39:03
  basically forces him to talk to her.
• 39:05
  Yeah, and it seems like maybe she's had a crush on him, too.
• 39:09
  Yeah, seems like it. And so she invites him in and
• 39:12
  they're talking and he says, you write really good lyrics.
• 39:15
  And she goes, what the fuck? You read my book?
• 39:16
  That's private. He goes, well, no, I just like,
• 39:18
  I was just curious and like I could hear how they would sound.
• 39:22
  And he's like, you know, kind of singing.
• 39:24
  And he keeps trying to leave. He's just like this.
• 39:26
  And I would normally love to do this.
• 39:28
  I'm really not myself right now. He grabs her ass at one point.
• 39:30
  She goes, I didn't think you would make a move like that.
• 39:33
  And so they start making out and he keeps like almost choking
• 39:36
  her. So he takes the tie from her
• 39:39
  robe and ties his hand up and she's like, oh, kinky.
• 39:42
  And then we had a commercial break.
• 39:46
  Yeah, there's like there's some time that passes, I think, and
• 39:50
  we don't know necessarily what happened, but her parents are
• 39:53
  now home, so he has to get out of the house.
• 39:55
  Yeah, and she's like, well, there's not much going on
• 39:57
  tomorrow besides the dance, but maybe we can go do that.
• 40:00
  So that's their plan. So we it it.
• 40:03
  Cuts to him now in his backyard. He's dug a grave and buried his
• 40:06
  friends and family. And he you googleizes them.
• 40:09
  Yes, he does. Then he hears talking coming
• 40:13
  from the ground, and that's Mick, and he's like, Mick,
• 40:15
  you're dead. He goes, Well, I don't think so.
• 40:19
  So he unburies himself, and then Panab also unburies himself, and
• 40:26
  Mick knocks Anton out with his shovel.
• 40:28
  Yep. So he wakes up, he's in his
• 40:31
  attic in his bed, and he's like, damn, that was a crazy dream.
• 40:34
  Yeah, and he comes downstairs and make him panover down.
• 40:36
  There he goes, you guys. I just had the weirdest dream.
• 40:38
  I thought you guys were dead. Oh shit.
• 40:41
  That screen's still got a bottle on his head, and Foggy's head is
• 40:45
  just in the couch. Yep.
• 40:46
  And he was like, oh, my God, that was all real.
• 40:49
  You really knocked me out. He goes, well, yeah, I was a
• 40:51
  little bit upset by having been murdered by my best friend, but
• 40:55
  I'm over it. Yeah.
• 40:57
  And he asked like, why are you guys here?
• 40:59
  Did you, did you go to hell? Are we in hell?
• 41:01
  And he goes, no, like, we're not great people, but we're not
• 41:04
  terrible people. There was like a light and like
• 41:07
  church music and all that, but we just kind of were like.
• 41:11
  Stick here. Yeah.
• 41:13
  So now. This is like, because a lot of
• 41:16
  movies will be like, well, the ghost only stays around if it's
• 41:19
  got unfinished business. I think that sometimes the
• 41:21
  unfinished business is like I just wanna eat in smoke and
• 41:24
  watch TV with my dad. I just wanna chill with my
• 41:26
  buddies. Yeah, I think that's a fun take
• 41:28
  too. I think 17 is too young to die.
• 41:30
  I just wanna chill out a little bit more, yeah.
• 41:33
  So he's like asking them for help.
• 41:35
  He's like, do you know anybody that can help me?
• 41:36
  He's like, well, I do know somebody that can maybe like has
• 41:39
  some knowledge of Satan that you can maybe talk to.
• 41:42
  Randy, whose theme song is it's. Freddy, I think.
• 41:45
  No, it's Randy. Is it Randy?
• 41:46
  Is. Randy.
• 41:47
  OK, shout at the Devil plays every single time he's on the
• 41:49
  screen. And this is one of those moments
• 41:51
  where I'm like this what we need for ID for the music.
• 41:55
  And he's like, just because I listen to that music doesn't
• 41:57
  mean that like, I, I know about devil worship.
• 42:01
  Like it's just music. Is that really the only
• 42:04
  connection they had there? Just because he's like a metal
• 42:07
  music fan? Yeah, that's weird.
• 42:09
  No, I think that's perfectly in keeping with the the humor of
• 42:13
  this movie. No, yeah, I agree with that.
• 42:15
  It's just yeah, OK. Yeah, and Randy's not especially
• 42:18
  eager to help him out because Anton has cock blocked him at a
• 42:21
  memorial for the Twins outside of Burger Jungle.
• 42:24
  He gets in his truck. Drives over the memorial.
• 42:28
  To drive, Yeah, he drives, go over the memorial and into the
• 42:30
  Dr. thru. So Anton goes inside, forces
• 42:32
  himself into the Dr. thru window so he can talk to Randy.
• 42:35
  Which? Person was Tom Delange.
• 42:38
  I'm not sure. OK, There was a lot happening in
• 42:40
  there and I was like trying to check names cuz we we had
• 42:45
  captions on for the 1st 2 1/2 minutes of this movie.
• 42:47
  The captions were in the middle of the goddamn yeah.
• 42:49
  Like straight up centered in the middle.
• 42:51
  It was the worst captioning setup I've ever seen in my life.
• 42:54
  So there were a lot of things I missed in the midst of like
• 42:58
  trying to double check, like Fact Check things online as I
• 43:01
  was taking notes. So I missed exactly who he was
• 43:04
  in the driveway. OK, well, I did too, and I was
• 43:06
  watching, so it's like completely missing, I guess.
• 43:08
  Yeah. So where Randy basically tells
• 43:11
  us he's like, he thinks maybe Anton's addicted or something.
• 43:16
  He's like, really what you do is you just got to keep yourself
• 43:18
  busy, keep your hands moving. That's why I'm always working on
• 43:21
  my truck, you know? Yeah, he tells him.
• 43:23
  Idle hands are the devil's playground.
• 43:25
  Yeah. And so we cut back to Anton's
• 43:28
  house, and he's knitting. And they're like, really?
• 43:30
  And he goes, listen, Randy explained it to me, and idle
• 43:32
  hands are the devil's playground.
• 43:34
  And they're like, that's probably more metaphorical.
• 43:38
  That was such a Seth Green response right there too.
• 43:40
  Like I could hear him in just about anything so.
• 43:42
  Yeah, that felt it. Was it was odd?
• 43:44
  Yeah. That was a very odd, yeah.
• 43:46
  Pretty sure that's not affordable.
• 43:47
  Yeah, I like this too. This makes me think of you.
• 43:50
  He's just knitting. And he's also listening to Rob
• 43:52
  Zombie. Yeah, that's, that's my vibe.
• 43:54
  That's just, that's my vibe. Me cross stitching and yeah.
• 43:59
  But so as he's knitting there, the cops pull up outside.
• 44:02
  They had a noise complaint, and they're going to go investigate
• 44:04
  it. And they realize that's the
• 44:05
  fucking kid that they just hassled earlier today.
• 44:08
  And they see his parents bodies and they're like oh shit he's
• 44:11
  the killer. So they come in and Anton freaks
• 44:16
  out and he's asking making Panab what they should do.
• 44:19
  And Panab starts to answer. One of the cops freaks out and
• 44:23
  shoots him in the head. He goes.
• 44:25
  Well, I was going to say that you should listen to him, but
• 44:26
  now I think you should fucking. Kill him.
• 44:29
  Yeah. So they're freaking out because
• 44:31
  they see two dead people there and.
• 44:33
  They shot one of them and it still didn't do anything.
• 44:35
  Yeah. But Anton is like, hey, like,
• 44:38
  actually this is a great idea. You can arrest.
• 44:40
  Me, Yeah. He's like, arrest me so I can't
• 44:42
  kill anyone else. But he won't stop knitting
• 44:43
  because he doesn't want to do something while the cops are
• 44:45
  there. They're like, you have to stop
• 44:46
  knitting so he can put the cuffs on you.
• 44:47
  And he goes, no, just cuff me. And they're going back and
• 44:49
  forth. And eventually he kills one of
• 44:51
  them with a knitting needle and the other with a Taser.
• 44:54
  Yeah, that other guy, by the way, was Sean Whelan, I think.
• 44:57
  I don't. I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.
• 44:59
  Hold on one moment, please. Oh, yeah, they were Sean Whelan.
• 45:04
  Yeah. OK, Yeah.
• 45:06
  Sean Whelan and Nicholas Sadler, OK.
• 45:08
  So they're dead. Yeah, they're dead.
• 45:10
  That's what Sean Whelan does. He appears in movies for a few
• 45:13
  minutes and dies generally. Yeah.
• 45:15
  So this is where Anton realizes that it's the hand.
• 45:18
  And he's like, I need to just get rid of it.
• 45:21
  And they've got a bagel guillotine.
• 45:25
  There's there was this British documentary type of show.
• 45:31
  And it was kind of like how, how it's made type of thing.
• 45:36
  But instead of like how it's made, it was like testing the
• 45:39
  efficacy of different like methods of doing daily chores.
• 45:43
  And one of them was cutting a bagel, like what's the safest
• 45:45
  way to cut a bagel versus like what's the most dangerous way?
• 45:48
  And they did like, talk about the bagel guillotine, which only
• 45:51
  has an effective rate of like 60 something percent.
• 45:55
  Wait, was this, was that one of those products that you would
• 45:57
  see on like an infomercial? OK, that's what I thought.
• 45:59
  Yeah, and it definitely was like sold in like a kiosk in a mall,
• 46:03
  like those as seen on TV kiosks. Yep.
• 46:06
  Yep, Yep, Yep, I could see it. But yeah, because it's made for
• 46:09
  a bagel, it doesn't cut through. It it just does nothing, Yeah.
• 46:14
  And so then he tries to cut it with a cleaver.
• 46:16
  No, at first he's like, he's like Mick, give me the electric
• 46:21
  Carver, and then he gets it. But he's like me.
• 46:23
  I'm The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh yeah.
• 46:26
  And I was like, he's a Leatherface in Part 3, which
• 46:29
  that would have come out by now, so he wouldn't have seen it.
• 46:31
  And I really hope that that's what he was thinking of.
• 46:33
  I hope. So too, yeah.
• 46:35
  Yeah, and that it unplugs though because it's not battery powered
• 46:38
  like leather faces. Yeah.
• 46:41
  And then he's like, OK, cool, I'll just use a cleaver.
• 46:44
  Except his hand isn't moving away from him.
• 46:46
  So he goes pinup quick, hold me still.
• 46:47
  So pinup like bites the hand and then he.
• 46:51
  Wax it off. Wax it off.
• 46:52
  And then he's bleeding a lot and they use the iron to cauterize
• 46:56
  the wound and then put a grocery bag over it because they're
• 47:00
  teenage boys. He's I guess it's gonna get
• 47:02
  infected. We got some antiseptic stuff
• 47:05
  over at Nick's place. We're gonna or at Pinup's Place.
• 47:07
  We're gonna go grab that U Hang tight.
• 47:09
  We'll be right back. Yeah, the hand writes in the
• 47:13
  blood. Bad move, Anton.
• 47:16
  Then Molly's at the door. She's ready for the dance.
• 47:18
  And he's like, hold on one second.
• 47:22
  She goes, listen, I just don't want to be dicked around.
• 47:25
  Like, if you're going to be late, let me know.
• 47:27
  Just don't stand me up. And he's like, just give me one
• 47:30
  second. He goes inside.
• 47:32
  He ends up getting a hold of the hand and puts it in the
• 47:34
  microwave. And very like a la urban legend,
• 47:38
  explodes it. Yep.
• 47:39
  Yeah, it's just like blood shooting from it.
• 47:42
  You know, he goes back out to Molly and they start to walk
• 47:44
  towards the dance. Meanwhile, Make and Panab have
• 47:47
  come back. They also got macro with
• 47:49
  burritos. I respect it.
• 47:51
  Like, if you're gonna run across the street for some good snacks
• 47:53
  to you. Yeah, do it.
• 47:54
  Yeah. Yeah, so they open up the
• 47:56
  microwave and boom, the hand flies all the way through the
• 47:59
  window, out the door, through the window, out the door, out
• 48:02
  the house. Yeah, it runs away.
• 48:04
  Yeah, it runs away, Anton tells Molly.
• 48:07
  Cuz he's in his head, realizing that maybe he needs to do
• 48:10
  something more with the hand besides just leave it in the
• 48:12
  microwave. He's like, go on ahead and I'll
• 48:13
  meet you there. And she was like, please just
• 48:15
  don't stand me up. And he's like, I promise I
• 48:17
  won't. I need to clean the house before
• 48:19
  my parents get back. They're going to be furious.
• 48:22
  And he gets in there. They've heated up their
• 48:25
  burritos. And he was like, Oh, my God,
• 48:28
  like, where is the hand? And they're like, hey, you know,
• 48:31
  we've helped you out. And you know what?
• 48:34
  You've you've done enough for the world.
• 48:37
  You've cut your hand off to not be a murderer.
• 48:39
  I think you deserve some Anton time.
• 48:40
  Yeah. I'm trying to get him to smoke
• 48:41
  some weed. Yeah, smoke some weed and he's
• 48:43
  like, no, you know what, for once I'm not going to be the
• 48:45
  screw up. Yeah, he, he's having this
• 48:48
  moment. He's like, I've been a Stoner.
• 48:50
  I've not done shit with my wife the entire time.
• 48:52
  I'm going to change. Things.
• 48:53
  And then Mick cuts him. Off he goes.
• 48:55
  We're not doing the Kevin Costner speech.
• 48:57
  Come on, let's just go to the man and the Hand has written.
• 49:01
  She's mine on the fence. Yeah.
• 49:03
  So he knows that she's in danger.
• 49:05
  So we're now at a bowling alley. It is Randy.
• 49:09
  He's over there bowling in. With some buddies.
• 49:12
  I think it's the a couple that's about to.
• 49:14
  Die yes, it is the couple that's about to die.
• 49:15
  They're gonna leave so that way they can go get ready for the
• 49:18
  dance to get their costumes on. And at that moment Debbie
• 49:21
  Lakir's walking in and Randy's like y'all go ahead.
• 49:24
  I think I'll be able to find a ride.
• 49:26
  It's an. Interesting move for Debbie,
• 49:27
  Like hey, I gotta go trek down this hand, let's do some
• 49:30
  bowling. But think about it.
• 49:32
  She's seeing all of the different things people are
• 49:34
  doing with their hands. They're reaching into the
• 49:36
  bowling balls, they're playing the arcade games, picking up
• 49:39
  like all bowling alley food, disgustingly, is hand food,
• 49:43
  which is not hygienic at all. I.
• 49:46
  Guess, I guess. OK.
• 49:48
  Yeah, well, Randy, I noticed this here.
• 49:51
  And he tries to go pick her up. So they start talking at the bar
• 49:55
  and he's like, what are you doing here?
• 49:56
  And. She's just like, I don't think
• 49:57
  you can give up. He goes try me and she goes, OK.
• 49:59
  I am part of a long line of people dedicated to stopping
• 50:02
  this evil that takes over the nearest teen slacker it can find
• 50:05
  and forces them to kill using their hands.
• 50:07
  He goes, you know what? My neighbor Anton was talking
• 50:12
  earlier about his hand being possessed, and she goes, let's
• 50:15
  find him. I like that we just cut through
• 50:17
  the bullshit because, again, it's a reversal on the trope
• 50:20
  because the trope would normally be like, he wouldn't mention it.
• 50:23
  He'd be like, that's weird. Yeah, exactly.
• 50:25
  And they kind of danced around the topic for a while.
• 50:26
  But instead we go straight to it.
• 50:28
  And it's great. We cut back to that couple.
• 50:30
  Their costume was just kiss makeup.
• 50:34
  Yeah, Yep, yeah. And they're making on their car
• 50:36
  outside the gym. And it's getting too warm, so he
• 50:39
  like, cracks the window and that's when the hand climbs in
• 50:42
  and kills him. Death.
• 50:44
  And as that's happening, we see Anton and his buddies.
• 50:48
  They've arrived at the place. They stole Randy's truck, Randy
• 50:52
  sees them stealing the truck from Debbie's van.
• 50:54
  So they're like all kind of like following each other and they
• 50:58
  get out. The trio that is.
• 51:00
  They get out, they see the couple is dead and they run into
• 51:03
  the dance to try and hopefully save Molly.
• 51:07
  Yeah. So Next up we see the principal.
• 51:09
  I'm assuming he's in his office and he's having phone sex.
• 51:13
  It's not even, it's a 900 number, is it?
• 51:16
  Yeah. He was calling because they had
• 51:19
  his credit card number wrong, so they were saying that they
• 51:22
  couldn't. He goes, no, it's 8488.
• 51:24
  There's so many things in this movie I missed that are
• 51:27
  hilarious. That's funny.
• 51:29
  Yeah. So I.
• 51:30
  I just like the idea like you're like calling to fix a billing
• 51:33
  issue and you just wind up having phone sex.
• 51:35
  Yeah. No, it was, it was specifically
• 51:37
  it was meant to be like a 900 number situation.
• 51:40
  Yeah. Well, as he's doing that, the
• 51:42
  hand works its way to his crotch, grabs him for him, and
• 51:46
  kills him. Yep.
• 51:47
  And at this point, Debbie finds Anton in the hallway and he's
• 51:54
  trying to like, stab him with like a little WAVY dagger and
• 51:58
  he's like, please stop. And then he finally, like, shows
• 52:01
  his thump. He's like, look, I cut it off.
• 52:03
  It's just like, that's a bad fucking movie.
• 52:04
  He's like, yeah, I figured. Yeah, he's like, but also the
• 52:08
  only way she was going to be able to stop the hand was to
• 52:09
  murder him. So I in terms of self
• 52:11
  preservation, it was great move. Yeah, actually, yeah.
• 52:14
  And that's when she says that if it's got its eyes set on Molly,
• 52:20
  it's going to try and bring her to, like, bring her soul to the
• 52:23
  gates of hell at midnight. And he was like, well, it's not
• 52:25
  even 9, so we're fine. And she goes, no, it's Druid
• 52:27
  time. We've got 6 minutes.
• 52:30
  So they go in and they interrupt the dance and nobody's amused.
• 52:34
  They don't believe it until Dexter of the Spring gets
• 52:38
  killed. Yeah, he gets yeah, completely
• 52:41
  brained. It is nasty.
• 52:44
  The Hand starts doing like mass murderers type of stuff.
• 52:47
  I like that, like it goes up to the top and like cuts the lights
• 52:50
  and they just all fall on the people.
• 52:51
  It reminded me of like the collection.
• 52:52
  That's actually no, that's actually what I was thinking of.
• 52:55
  It's very similar to that moment of yeah, like where?
• 52:59
  That like, huge sweeping thing, yeah.
• 53:00
  Like it kills like a lot of people at the dancer.
• 53:03
  It's really neat. Molly and her friend Tanya
• 53:06
  escape into the vents of the school, and they're crawling
• 53:11
  through trying to get out. They're worried that the Hand is
• 53:14
  going to be following them, making Panab are also following
• 53:17
  because Panab had been flirting with Tanya and he's like I gotta
• 53:20
  save her. She she dug his outfit.
• 53:22
  Yeah, yeah. Which is so funny because
• 53:24
  earlier in the movie they were joking about, Oh no, we wouldn't
• 53:27
  be caught that at the dance, and now they're dead.
• 53:30
  Can you just picture us in a couple of costumes, maybe
• 53:32
  flirting with Tanya? There we go, They did it all.
• 53:36
  Yeah, so Molly takes Tanya's shoe and wedges it in between
• 53:41
  the blades. So she takes like a little, OK,
• 53:44
  she called it a shoe in the movie.
• 53:46
  No, I was OK. That was a joke that went over
• 53:48
  your head. A wedge is the type of shoe.
• 53:52
  Jesse, have you not learned anything from this?
• 53:53
  I'm too stupid to catch some of these jokes.
• 53:55
  OK Anyways, she wedges it there and she takes the belt or
• 54:01
  something, I don't know. She like fashions, a way to like
• 54:03
  get down in there. I.
• 54:04
  Had like a whip. A whip.
• 54:09
  I'm not sure what it had to do with the devil.
• 54:11
  Everything, Probably, yeah. And I like how they're in the
• 54:14
  couple's costume, though even though, like, Molly was going, I
• 54:17
  didn't. Even think of that Yeah, Devil
• 54:18
  and Angel you're. Right.
• 54:19
  It's a it's a friends couple costume and I think that's cute
• 54:22
  and I think that's important that even if you are starting a
• 54:25
  new romantic relationship, you can still do friend in a couple
• 54:27
  of costumes. Yeah, for sure.
• 54:28
  That's important. Well, Molly makes it down and
• 54:31
  Shannon is. Is that her name?
• 54:33
  Tanya. Tanya is too.
• 54:35
  I don't know where Shannon came from.
• 54:42
  Tanya is too afraid to make it down there, but it's too late
• 54:46
  anyways because the hand made it to her so.
• 54:48
  Here's The thing is that she starts to drop down but then the
• 54:52
  hand wraps the lasso, whip, whatever around her neck and it
• 54:57
  knocks away the shoe and my thoughts are oh, the fans just
• 55:01
  going to cut the width. That's what I thought too.
• 55:03
  I thought I was going. To save her, yeah, but instead,
• 55:05
  no, she it. Wraps her up through it.
• 55:08
  Yeah, that doesn't make make any sense.
• 55:09
  It reminds me of Miles's birthday party, our youngest
• 55:14
  nephew, when the balloons were like around and one got caught
• 55:19
  up in this. Ceiling.
• 55:20
  And it was. Traumatic for all the children
• 55:22
  watching. It's like that, except with
• 55:26
  blood. Yeah, that's a good kill, though
• 55:30
  it doesn't make much sense when you think about it.
• 55:31
  That's fun. Yeah.
• 55:33
  And again, this movie is really good at, like, taking the way
• 55:36
  you expect things to happen. By this point, you're like, OK,
• 55:38
  well, it's a comedy, so she's just gonna drop down.
• 55:40
  Nope. Yeah, but everywhere.
• 55:43
  And Molly runs out and she gets knocked out when she runs into
• 55:46
  the auto shop. Anton finally makes it to where
• 55:51
  she is and he is fighting the hand, and the Hand is jumping
• 55:54
  around from a series of puppets. Why are there so many puppets in
• 55:57
  this auto shop? I am very confused about what's.
• 55:59
  Going on here, Bobby Hill's auto shop.
• 56:02
  Yes, absolutely. I like the puppet that shows, so
• 56:06
  yeah. Yeah, that God it.
• 56:09
  Reminds me of that. Like I've not seen the episode
• 56:11
  yet, but the Angel puppet. Yes, it.
• 56:13
  Reminded me a little bit of that.
• 56:14
  It's very expressive, much like the Angel puppet.
• 56:17
  And Travis is aware of this. He has seen me.
• 56:20
  He hasn't watched any Angel. He's watched one episode of
• 56:22
  Angel now. Yeah, but he knows I'm obsessed
• 56:25
  with Puppet Angel, and he tried to find me one for my birthday a
• 56:27
  few years ago and was exhausted. How expensive they are?
• 56:30
  People charge out the fuck and watch you for.
• 56:32
  That, yeah, yeah. But anyway.
• 56:36
  Molly is tied to the top of a car and there is like a it's
• 56:40
  being raised up to the ceiling to smusher.
• 56:43
  Yes, yes. Which Panab points out later
• 56:48
  that like nothing in this auto shop seems safe enough because
• 56:50
  it seems like it shouldn't go up that high and later it shouldn't
• 56:53
  come down as fast. As it does, yeah.
• 56:56
  So they're they're struggling with the hand because the hands
• 56:58
  on the lever and they can't get it off.
• 57:00
  Of the and it's stronger than them and so as pronounced says
• 57:03
  me needs me spinach. They've got this really
• 57:06
  impressive like exhaust pipe bong.
• 57:10
  Yeah, I really have no idea what it is, but apparently it's a
• 57:13
  bong. Yeah, and they they light it up
• 57:15
  with the weed. And it doesn't make them
• 57:17
  stronger, but it does give Anton an idea, because he blows smoke
• 57:21
  up the puppet's ass. And I mean that in the most
• 57:23
  literal sense of that phrase. And the puppet gets the hand
• 57:27
  inside, the puppet gets stoned and it falls.
• 57:30
  They stop the rise of the car. Everybody's really happy.
• 57:35
  Then the hand jumps up, starts to attack Debbie walks in, just
• 57:38
  then throws the dagger and it stabs the hand into Mick, and
• 57:43
  then it just goes. He goes, that's it, that's it.
• 57:47
  No Hellfire, no explosion. It just disappears.
• 57:49
  She goes, yeah, sometimes that's how it is.
• 57:51
  Who is to go have the ritualistic sex?
• 57:54
  And so him and her and Randy go and have the ritualistic.
• 57:57
  Sex. I was really scared for a moment
• 57:58
  there because I forgot how that ended.
• 58:00
  But I like the way that he was building was like, that's it,
• 58:02
  that's all that's happened. There's no big explosion.
• 58:04
  I fully expect with him to explode because he got stabbed
• 58:06
  too. I think it probably also didn't
• 58:08
  help that you have him so closely tied with Buffy now, and
• 58:12
  you're used to. Not the poofs.
• 58:13
  Yeah, the poof's happening when somebody gets stabbed in the
• 58:16
  and. Probably.
• 58:16
  There's probably a bit of that in there.
• 58:17
  Yeah. Yep.
• 58:19
  So Anton gets Molly down from up there and they are just standing
• 58:25
  underneath the car and they're just having their moment and all
• 58:28
  of a sudden the lever goes down and the car just smashes Anton.
• 58:36
  And then the bright light comes back making Panab walk towards
• 58:40
  and they said, are you coming, Anton?
• 58:42
  But then we got to the hospital and he's in a full body cast.
• 58:46
  But they come back as guardian Angel.
• 58:48
  So like, listen, you, they decided you're stupid and you
• 58:51
  need help basically. But they they need to go get
• 58:55
  snacks from the vending machine. Visiting hours are over.
• 58:58
  Anton is alone in the room. Lights go out and on the ceiling
• 59:02
  in the phosphorescent paint is I'm under the bed.
• 59:05
  And he starts freaking out and making panabre.
• 59:08
  So laughing for a minute because this is how they found the
• 59:10
  whole. Maybe you think that they're
• 59:11
  just being oblivious and they're like, when should we tell them
• 59:13
  that we put that there? Yeah.
• 59:14
  Yeah, I will love that. Yeah.
• 59:15
  That's a great idea. That's such a good ending.
• 59:17
  I prefer having seen both. I do prefer this ending.
• 59:20
  I do too. Yeah, but I don't think the
• 59:22
  first one would have been as egregious.
• 59:25
  No, I don't think so either. I think I would have liked it
• 59:27
  with that one still too, but because it keeps that part with
• 59:31
  the hospital too. Yeah, I really like that moment.
• 59:34
  OK, I'm going to keep it in mind.
• 59:36
  Yeah, I'm, I'm doing the same, OK?
• 59:37
  This is just a really fun movie, man.
• 59:39
  It really is Talia. Talia was she was very active
• 59:46
  throughout this whole movie and I think the real horror of it
• 59:50
  for her was that there was this extra hand running around and it
• 59:55
  didn't even once offer to scratch the dog.
• 59:57
  I. Mean can you blame her?
• 1:00:00
  Talia has been very itchy lately.
• 1:00:02
  She's allergies, Yeah, it's allergies for her.
• 1:00:04
  And this time of year she just got super itchy and she's been.
• 1:00:07
  Forcing only so much that Bath's Benadryl and allergy shots can
• 1:00:11
  do for a dog. Yeah, so she she wasn't a fan of
• 1:00:13
  that hand. So this is a 10 out of 10 cuz
• 1:00:15
  it's scary scary it's. Very scary.
• 1:00:18
  Obviously Zoe's ultimate warrior's fucking bones.
• 1:00:21
  Yeah, eating the eyeball. Probably getting sick from the
• 1:00:25
  eyeball. Probably.
• 1:00:26
  Yeah. Who?
• 1:00:28
  Did you relate to? Well, I, I feel like I did, I
• 1:00:33
  related to Anton because that opening scene of him like waking
• 1:00:38
  up, going downstairs, doing his thing.
• 1:00:40
  That was me at that time in my life too, at that age.
• 1:00:44
  So I I related super hard to that.
• 1:00:49
  I think I probably related to. I think you really the Anton
• 1:00:54
  too, by the way, with the the Knitting and the Rob Zombie.
• 1:00:58
  That's fair, That's fair. But if you got somebody else in
• 1:01:01
  mind, I'm I'm all ears. No, not that you pointed out.
• 1:01:04
  I mean, that is the duality of chassis, so.
• 1:01:08
  Yeah. OK, dream sequel.
• 1:01:12
  Oh boy, so. Obviously we got to have two
• 1:01:16
  hands this time. Two hands, yeah, OK.
• 1:01:20
  We have two hands. Obviously Panov and Mick and
• 1:01:24
  Anton all need to be involved cuz I just like all three of
• 1:01:29
  them as an ensemble. Well, I mean, if he, if we're
• 1:01:33
  sticking with Anton, they're gonna be his guardian Angel.
• 1:01:35
  So they're gonna be there. What if it's like a class
• 1:01:37
  reunion? Like we set it back and like we
• 1:01:41
  have it in present time. OK, I would so like for it to be
• 1:01:44
  a Halloween thing. Oh definitely still a Halloween
• 1:01:46
  thing, but like my little sister just had got this gross
• 1:01:49
  sentence. She just had her high school
• 1:01:51
  reunion. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:53
  OK. Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  What a gross sentence to say about my baby sister.
• 1:01:58
  You're right though, that was around Halloween time, so I
• 1:02:00
  guess you're right. OK, yeah, high school reunion
• 1:02:02
  type thing. Yeah, and it was like, hey,
• 1:02:04
  remember the time that you saved us all from the dance?
• 1:02:07
  Pretty sure maybe we all were high.
• 1:02:09
  That was weird. Did you guys smoke nutmeg too?
• 1:02:14
  Everybody's like smoking nutmeg that night.
• 1:02:16
  And maybe, I don't know, maybe like the essence of the hand is
• 1:02:20
  still around somewhere. We just kind of hand wave away.
• 1:02:24
  You know how it comes back, but it just comes back.
• 1:02:26
  And this time, there's two of them.
• 1:02:27
  Yeah, and obviously I think, you know, we got Debbie and Randy
• 1:02:32
  are like, you know, they're together still.
• 1:02:34
  And I guess they're going to be like the the compass for like.
• 1:02:38
  I want Debbie and Randy to still be together.
• 1:02:40
  They're like a demon fighting team.
• 1:02:43
  I want Anton and Molly to have like crashed and burned really
• 1:02:48
  hard and it's very like Animus to them, OK between them.
• 1:02:55
  All right, I like that. Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  OK, cool. OK.
• 1:02:58
  All right. Tagline.
• 1:03:03
  Oh. Boy, that was a good tagline
• 1:03:05
  that. Was such a good tagline.
• 1:03:06
  It's gonna be really, really hard to do anything better than
• 1:03:09
  that. You can't handle the truth.
• 1:03:21
  Man, it's hard not to just think of hand puns, you know?
• 1:03:24
  Yeah, that's, I mean, I'm not even trying to shy away from
• 1:03:27
  them. OK, dead right hand.
• 1:03:32
  Dead right hand. I got a red right hand, yeah.
• 1:03:41
  If you think left-handed people are evil, wait until you meet
• 1:03:45
  Anton Tobias. This.
• 1:03:48
  Is his left hand? No, it's his right hand, Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  God, this is tough. This is so fucking tough.
• 1:04:01
  I feel like I've thrown out a few applause I.
• 1:04:03
  Like that first one though, yeah.
• 1:04:04
  And what was the 1st? One, you can't handle the truth.
• 1:04:07
  Let's do that. You can't handle the truth.
• 1:04:09
  I like that. I do have a review.
• 1:04:12
  OK. Oh wait, do we want to do?
• 1:04:15
  What would Dom do? Dom.
• 1:04:16
  Do all right, so I, I want to approach this from Don.
• 1:04:22
  His hand is possessed. Yes.
• 1:04:24
  He has not prevented it. I feel like Don would do like
• 1:04:29
  what he does with most of his enemies and he would end up
• 1:04:32
  defeating it through driving fast and then pulling it in to
• 1:04:36
  be part of the family. OK, well he like he also is
• 1:04:39
  like, well, I gotta keep my hands active so he's just
• 1:04:42
  driving with it and. You know what happens at the
• 1:04:44
  end? What?
• 1:04:45
  He's the one that touches the Food First, so he has to say
• 1:04:47
  grace because it's the hand. Yeah, I just I like that as like
• 1:04:58
  part of like the not even the end, just like a one in the
• 1:05:01
  moment, like they're having dinner in his hand goes rogue
• 1:05:03
  and touches the food and like Jesse the Madison, just like,
• 1:05:06
  ah, you got to you got to say grace.
• 1:05:11
  I like how in our What Would Dom do?
• 1:05:12
  We've now just decided Jesse is canonically always alive.
• 1:05:15
  I. Mean in my ideal world, he would
• 1:05:19
  be. We have seen plenty of people
• 1:05:21
  people die brutal deaths in Fast and the Furious and come back.
• 1:05:25
  Hello, Han Bring. Him back Han and everybody.
• 1:05:28
  Everybody. Giselle probably more.
• 1:05:34
  They're definitely more, yeah. OK, Letty.
• 1:05:37
  Letty, Yeah. OK, I've got I've got a 2 out of
• 1:05:41
  10, OK. And it just says Nope.
• 1:05:47
  And this came out in 1999. So I just want you to know the
• 1:05:51
  context of where this is. When was this reviewed?
• 1:05:54
  1999 OK, OK yeah, I know the movie came out in 1999.
• 1:05:58
  I meant the review. OK, Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  What's wrong with the scary horror film?
• 1:06:02
  What's wrong with the film that has great camera angles and a
• 1:06:04
  fuzzy, shaded killer lurking menacingly in the background?
• 1:06:07
  Or how about a killer that stalks you almost religiously
• 1:06:10
  and then kills you when you're least expecting it?
• 1:06:12
  Where have all those films gone? Because this film is not one of
• 1:06:14
  the better horror films that I've seen.
• 1:06:16
  It's not even a good film. This type of movie is the kind
• 1:06:19
  of film that every Nightmare on Elm Street was after the first
• 1:06:22
  and before the last. It is all humor and no scares.
• 1:06:25
  And that bothers me. I am a starving horror fan.
• 1:06:28
  I grew up in the 80s and perhaps I was spoiled with Halloween and
• 1:06:31
  Nightmare and Texas Chainsaw and Freddie and Jaws.
• 1:06:33
  Because those films are made now.
• 1:06:35
  Because the films that are made now are not really scary movies.
• 1:06:38
  They are thinly disguised slasher flicks that rely on
• 1:06:41
  borrowed time on another man's memories.
• 1:06:43
  Can you name the 80s horror movies that the line is from?
• 1:06:46
  It also relies on gore, and that is fine if there are the scares
• 1:06:50
  to go along with it. Remember Jaws and Halloween,
• 1:06:53
  Very little blood in all atmosphere.
• 1:06:55
  Now I know it's hard to be Spielberg and Carpenter, but
• 1:06:57
  this doesn't even come somewhere on the right side of the middle.
• 1:07:01
  This is just pure trash. But as a few others have
• 1:07:04
  commented here, maybe we're just getting too old.
• 1:07:06
  Maybe being 27 is a little old for a film like this.
• 1:07:09
  Maybe if you're under 20 you can enjoy this more.
• 1:07:12
  But if that's true, then that would mean that people that grew
• 1:07:16
  up in the 60s and enjoyed films like Rosemary's Baby would not
• 1:07:18
  have enjoyed Jaws on Halloween. But that isn't the case.
• 1:07:21
  Those are true horror films and they're damn scary.
• 1:07:24
  This film is a high school project with great social
• 1:07:26
  effects. It's not scary and it's not
• 1:07:27
  enjoyable. It's actually something that I
• 1:07:29
  would put out of the horror, put out for the horror garbage meant
• 1:07:32
  to take away and burn at the stake.
• 1:07:35
  OK, this person is clearly taking the horror label way too
• 1:07:38
  seriously for this. This person didn't mention
• 1:07:43
  scream anywhere in there. I feel like they probably didn't
• 1:07:45
  watch that even though it had come out a couple of years
• 1:07:47
  earlier. I was even thinking like there
• 1:07:49
  are plenty of movies in this 80s era that they're talking about,
• 1:07:53
  like Return of the Living Dead, Reanimator, like, you know, like
• 1:07:56
  these movies, they don't take themselves seriously, Evil Dead,
• 1:07:58
  Evil Dead. They just have fun with the
• 1:08:00
  premise and it's just a fun. It's not really scary, it's just
• 1:08:03
  fun with the horror, like horror elements, you know?
• 1:08:06
  Yeah. This type of movie works for
• 1:08:08
  people who are horror fans because we know the tropes of
• 1:08:11
  what to expect. Yeah, and that's what makes this
• 1:08:14
  fun to watch. I get if you wanna watch a
• 1:08:16
  horror movie and be scared, I really do get that.
• 1:08:19
  But my main goal when I watch a horror movie is to not be bored.
• 1:08:23
  So I'm OK with a horror comedy like this.
• 1:08:25
  But I get it when people are like, I just want them to be
• 1:08:28
  scary. My recommendation is if you want
• 1:08:30
  pure horror, don't watch a horror comedy like.
• 1:08:34
  It's look. For pure horror movies.
• 1:08:36
  And it's definitely billed as being a horror.
• 1:08:38
  Comedy. Yeah, I mean some.
• 1:08:39
  Places don't even list it as horror, they just listed as
• 1:08:42
  straight up comedy. Yeah, I could see that, but I
• 1:08:44
  mean, there's too much horror going on for it to be to not be
• 1:08:46
  a horror. Comedy for me, I agree.
• 1:08:48
  I think that that opening scene especially would be a little bit
• 1:08:50
  too intense if you were just expecting straight comedy, yeah.
• 1:08:52
  I mean, like, The thing is killing people.
• 1:08:54
  Yeah. Throughout the entire movie, you
• 1:08:56
  know, like it's yeah, OK. But yeah, like, that's just
• 1:08:59
  somebody that doesn't like horror comedies for sure.
• 1:09:02
  All right. Do we have any listener reviews?
• 1:09:04
  Yes, we do. Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  OK. I haven't screenshot them
• 1:09:10
  because it's not been 24 hours yet, so I'm gonna check them in
• 1:09:13
  real time here. Fine, because you're editing
• 1:09:16
  this week, so. Yeah, that's OK.
• 1:09:17
  I got them right here. All right, so on Instagram,
• 1:09:19
  Cubesafe says it's got the Offspring playing one of their
• 1:09:22
  best songs. What's something like?
• 1:09:24
  Do they actually play a song of their own in this?
• 1:09:26
  I completely miss it if so. I'm gonna be honest here, I'm
• 1:09:30
  not like a Super Offspring fan. I don't really know their
• 1:09:33
  discography super well so. I'm pulling up.
• 1:09:36
  I know for sure the soundtrack right now.
• 1:09:38
  They were playing the Ramones when we first saw them.
• 1:09:40
  The. Offspring.
• 1:09:42
  I mean, it's just listing beheaded.
• 1:09:45
  Beheaded was theirs. Yeah, OK.
• 1:09:48
  That's kind of fitting. It's really distracting when you
• 1:09:51
  have the Ramones playing right before it.
• 1:09:53
  Yeah, OK, OK. Over on Blue Sky Award, Zombie
• 1:09:56
  says I remember this classic. Totally a piece of early 2000s
• 1:09:59
  movie history. It would really be compared to a
• 1:10:03
  modern day PG horror comedy in a way.
• 1:10:05
  Fun watch. I gotta check it out again soon.
• 1:10:08
  Yeah, Yeah, for sure. I think.
• 1:10:10
  Yeah, that's a good way to say like a modern day PG horror
• 1:10:12
  comedy for sure. Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  I could definitely see it like that.
• 1:10:15
  Yeah, I mean they are planning. Well, they announced some time
• 1:10:18
  ago a remake of it. Oh, really?
• 1:10:20
  Yeah. So I haven't seen anything come
• 1:10:23
  of it, huh? I wonder how that'll go.
• 1:10:25
  I feel like this one is so encapsulated in time.
• 1:10:27
  This. Is 1?
• 1:10:28
  I wouldn't want to remake of it but I don't know it could be
• 1:10:32
  good. I guess there's potential, Half
• 1:10:34
  price horror says. I have fond memories.
• 1:10:35
  I saw this in theaters back in the day and in fact it was the
• 1:10:38
  first movie I saw in the next or in the new 16 screen theater
• 1:10:42
  they built near my house. It's silly and campy and dumb,
• 1:10:45
  but absolutely none of that is a deal breaker for me.
• 1:10:48
  Same. I I mean those things kind of
• 1:10:50
  make a lot of movies for me. That's a good combination of
• 1:10:53
  things for me. OK, that's it for the review
• 1:10:56
  soon. OK.
• 1:10:57
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• 1:10:59
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• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:06
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• 1:11:10
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• 1:11:14
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• 1:11:18
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• 1:11:34
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• 1:11:38
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• 1:11:39
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• 1:11:43
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• 1:11:45
  probably did it again, but I didn't.
• 1:11:46
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• 1:12:27
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• 1:12:30
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  Well, yeah, that's right. All right, until next time, bye.
• 1:12:47
  Why is my why is my stuff falling asleep on me?
• 1:12:49
  This is rude. My tablet updated and now the
• 1:12:53
  setting is not what it needed to be.
• 1:12:56
  It's OK, I'll cut that. So, OK, 25 million budget.