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- 0:00Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
- 0:03Emily. In this episode we're reading
- 0:05King of Wrath by Anna Huang. We are talking about the entire
- 0:09book, so warning, there will be spoilers.
- 0:26I'm Carla and you Thrust. Ah, thrust my thrust wife.
- 0:32Thanks for letting me. Know.
- 0:35I'm Emily. Does it feel like business?
- 0:38No, it feels like hope. Tragic.
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- 1:05trigger warnings. Yay.
- 1:07From the author's website so we know it's legit.
- 1:10OK, we've got blackmail. Death of a family member
- 1:13mentioned emotional abuse. Family discernment, parental
- 1:18neglect and robbery at gunpoint. I feel like there's more in.
- 1:22The entire book. Toxic masculine attire.
- 1:26Men, fathers, daughters, mothers.
- 1:32Everyone's included. Did we say narcissism or toxic
- 1:36narcissism? They.
- 1:37Didn't. The mother is toxic as father
- 1:40and that's not including the father.
- 1:42I guess that's parental neglect. Fair, fair pace?
- 1:45No, no. That feels like his parents.
- 1:49Trash. It's all, I mean starting off
- 1:54with a great list here people. Rich people.
- 1:57Wow. So OK, Just when I thought life
- 2:01couldn't be difficult enough, right?
- 2:04With the last book we did when the fucking gala was in chapter
- 2:08one, fucking Anna Huang comes out of nowhere and gives it to
- 2:11us in the first sentence. Yeah, I.
- 2:14Thought I was safe. Never safe.
- 2:16I fucking thought I was safe. I'm.
- 2:21Sorry. It.
- 2:23Was my cheer and I am sorry. Fucked.
- 2:29I can't deal. Not only that, she's an events
- 2:33planner. So don't worry, Carla, there's
- 2:35plenty more colors and events. You know what?
- 2:38At least she wasn't an attendee of the gala, so she had a reason
- 2:42to be there and. At least she wasn't fake dating
- 2:46at the first gala, so so the male main character, her name is
- 2:55Vivian. Vivian Vivian Lau Vivian.
- 3:00Lau Vivian. And then our male main
- 3:02character, of course his name is Dante.
- 3:05Dante Of course it is. Of course it's a Russo of.
- 3:08Course it is. Vivian is 28 and Dante is 36, so
- 3:14there is a small age gap. Yeah, I feel like this age gap
- 3:17isn't that bad because. They're older.
- 3:19No, no, it's a It's the perfect. Amount delectable.
- 3:23A little tasty treat if you little.
- 3:26Little NUM NUM NUM. Does it make him more
- 3:28emotionally mature? No.
- 3:32So. They don't get that far until
- 3:34they're 80, until they're in a nursing home.
- 3:42Getting started with Vivian. Whoa, are you kidding?
- 3:47I can't imagine my dad giving this much of A fuck about me
- 3:50being married just out the get go.
- 3:52He was so concerned. I.
- 3:54Don't know why she cares. She's 28.
- 3:57She's rich on her own. Get rid of your parents.
- 4:01Who has parents like this? I know, It's insane.
- 4:05He is freaking out. The dad is wigging out.
- 4:08He's like, she's 20. Eight years old.
- 4:12Eggs are drying. Eggs.
- 4:13They're practically fossilized. The wrinkles are coming in.
- 4:19Ohh she's gonna be valueless in two years time.
- 4:22Ohh her titties are already dropping the gravity.
- 4:27If my dad gave this much of A fuck, I would do the complete
- 4:30opposite and I would. I would just.
- 4:33I don't know what I do. You would be.
- 4:34Single until you were single until I dropped.
- 4:37Dead. Just enough so he would know.
- 4:40I feel like you'd be like I don't date anyone.
- 4:43But like, I just can't imagine. Well, I guess.
- 4:45This poor woman is dating the weirdest fucking people though,
- 4:49because she's like some guy tried to get me to do a seance
- 4:52with his mum. I would stop dating forever.
- 4:57So you know what? She's come.
- 4:58She's got a Privileged. Background She does.
- 5:01She's had. AI assume a very well to do
- 5:04childhood. Yes, she has been supported her
- 5:08whole life. She has a lot of privilege.
- 5:11I wouldn't say supported, I would say.
- 5:14Financially, yes. Emotionally, No.
- 5:15Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her dad got rich when they were
- 5:19like 9, and then everything changed for them.
- 5:22So she is aware of that, which I appreciate, but also, I hate
- 5:28rich people. So they didn't come from their
- 5:32heritage isn't wealth and I think the dad's forever pissed
- 5:35about it, so he's constantly trying to climb the social.
- 5:37And he's new money and he wants to be old money.
- 5:40Yeah. Do I know their difference?
- 5:42Absolutely not. Like, why?
- 5:45Why does he care? So much it's giving gossip.
- 5:47Girl and I. But also, is it like a cultural
- 5:51thing that they're marrying them off or no in this?
- 5:54It's a society thing, so they do it to usually hide.
- 5:58I don't they're all rich. Just marry.
- 6:01Just marry whoever I don't. Get it?
- 6:04I. Don't get it?
- 6:05But the sister's been married off, so the dad's happy about
- 6:08that. He's like novels.
- 6:09The sister's done. So if you read any of Anna's
- 6:12other books, the sister has been married off to Bridget's cousin,
- 6:19the second Twister, the Princess from the Twisted series.
- 6:23Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, which. I get it.
- 6:26Props to Anna because they're sprinkled through this entire.
- 6:29Book all Muslim characters. So she.
- 6:32But I also didn't care. So she's trying to link
- 6:35everything together. Yeah, she she put the work in
- 6:38for that, Yeah. And that's it.
- 6:40So I guess the concept immediately is Vivian's dad has
- 6:44blackmail material on Dante's brother, which could get him
- 6:48into trouble with the family because he's got evidence of him
- 6:52being with this girl who's from a rival family.
- 6:54A mafia. A massive mafia family.
- 6:57So he comes to Dante. He just slaps some photos on
- 7:01Dante's desk, I suppose, and he's like, you're going to marry
- 7:04my disgusting 28 year old daughter like you're.
- 7:07Going to marry my. Wrinkled up rocking it at all.
- 7:10She's not going to be able to produce an egg because I.
- 7:16Hope you got that in vitro money because you're going to need it
- 7:19anyway. He rocks up.
- 7:20He's like you're going to marry her.
- 7:22She's foul. No one wants it.
- 7:27Dante's like bet. Say less, say less.
- 7:31It is the woman of my dreams. So he's literally like, my
- 7:35stupid brother is making me get married, but I'm just trying to
- 7:38be a horn dog the rest of my life.
- 7:41He was trying to go the George Clooney route.
- 7:43Yeah, and old mate Lao is just preventing that from happening
- 7:47now. Francis.
- 7:49Old man Lao. He's not a man's man.
- 7:51He's not. A girl's girl.
- 7:54He's. Just like Dante is 10 levels
- 7:57above them in The Social. Scheme of things, he's old
- 8:00money, he's old money, he's they've got businesses upon
- 8:04businesses coming out of the years.
- 8:06And Daddy's worried because he's kind of like, got some scandals
- 8:10that could fuck up their whole business.
- 8:12So he's like, I've got to secure the family's future.
- 8:16Yeah, by linking together with the he.
- 8:19Just wants the title because that's why he married off the
- 8:22older daughter to. Yeah, it's like a twice removed
- 8:25cousin from the Queen. And he just wants to get into
- 8:29Valhalla club. Just fucking suck someone's Dick
- 8:33like everyone else has to. Fucking.
- 8:35You do that. Don't make your daughter do
- 8:37that. You're fucking weirdo.
- 8:39What's so? Important about.
- 8:40This Club Who? Cares go bum.
- 8:43Like any other old person sounds.
- 8:45Like the biggest wank ever for what is going on.
- 8:50It just sounds like a big building of random rooms.
- 8:53Who? Cares, you know.
- 8:54What they tried to do, I reckon and I tried to pull.
- 8:59Penelope Douglas has horseman, I could be wrong.
- 9:02Don't quote me. And they have a club too that
- 9:05the only the men can go into. So I feel like she was trying to
- 9:09have a little men's club. There is never a need for a
- 9:11men's club. Men are fail.
- 9:14Blow up the building. I think again, it was just kind
- 9:17of that you fit into the society if you're in this exclusive,
- 9:21exclusive club because they exist in the real world.
- 9:24There's clubs where only celebrities, billionaires,
- 9:27athletes, people like that can get into.
- 9:29To be fair to socialize like pedophile columns, so I don't
- 9:32know. So it's places where you can go
- 9:35that you know that there's no disgusting plebs, yeah.
- 9:39Yeah, but her dad just needs to put in the work.
- 9:42The dad just needs to get on his knees and start from the ground
- 9:45up and just fucking suck off the busboy.
- 9:48Sneak in through the back door. Forge your own membership.
- 9:51Card. But they kind of hate it, The
- 9:53thing that you get killed if you try to, Oh yeah, break in.
- 9:57True dad. That's not a bad thing for you,
- 9:59Francis. Yeah, just give me a go.
- 10:01Just just. Take them.
- 10:03Just try three times and you might love it.
- 10:07So Dante is like, damn it, I was trying to do the George Clooney.
- 10:10What? I'm.
- 10:11Just trying. To work.
- 10:12I'm just, yeah, he's like, I'm just trying to grind until I
- 10:15die. And then OK, so Dante accepts
- 10:18because he's like, OK, I'm going to save my brother.
- 10:20I'm going to take the L What is up with?
- 10:23He's surprised. So he agrees to get married to
- 10:26Vivian. He's like, whatever.
- 10:27We'll make it work. Yeah, make it work.
- 10:29So he's he's literally like, he he agrees.
- 10:34And then he's surprised that his future arranged wife is going to
- 10:39live with him. He's so surprised he's
- 10:43bamboozled. Not like he lives in a huge
- 10:45mansion, so it doesn't matter anyway.
- 10:46But he's like, what? You know what?
- 10:49He's also surprised she has a personality, Yeah.
- 10:53He's like, I have to live with a female.
- 10:56In my house. He's disgusted.
- 11:00To be fair, Viv, she fucks up his house essentially in all the
- 11:06best ways. Yeah, she's putting flowers
- 11:08everywhere, candles and everywhere personalized
- 11:12cushions. Yeah, little throw blankets,
- 11:14which come on. That's necessary.
- 11:17Yeah, it's. Yeah, really.
- 11:20What's the problem? That man has a.
- 11:24She should. She should.
- 11:26If he didn't have a cleaner, he would have a bucket full of
- 11:29tissues next week. He's giving Crusty.
- 11:31He's giving Crusty. What do we even know about
- 11:34Dante? He's angry.
- 11:37He's 36. He's a CEO.
- 11:42He's Italian, Italian. He's got the whole family money
- 11:47because they own a jewelry empire.
- 11:50Yeah, so they're that old money. Yeah, but it's not even just
- 11:53that he's got other it's everything.
- 11:56Is he a billionaire? 22 billionaire 2 billionaire 2
- 12:00billionaire billionaire Squared, if you will.
- 12:03So he's got net worth $2 billion?
- 12:05Yeah. Okay.
- 12:07Look, she's not even mad about that.
- 12:08I think low. Key.
- 12:10You know how she pretends like, oh, she fucking loves it Oh.
- 12:14I know, but she's got money. She doesn't need his.
- 12:18But nowhere near as much. No.
- 12:20But the thing with the good sis, Vivian, she's got her own
- 12:23investment. She's got her own income.
- 12:25She does her job. She's in event planning, high
- 12:27end. Yeah, she's got it all going.
- 12:30She's. Cut off your parents.
- 12:32You don't. Even.
- 12:33Need. Him.
- 12:36But the problem is he's hot. Yeah, So she's looking at it
- 12:39like Dad did a good job. I don't know if she is because
- 12:44Dante walks in and she's like, I feel like she's like, for fuck's
- 12:47sake, she's not mad, but she's also terrified.
- 12:51I feel like if he's. Hot and you're living in a
- 12:53mansion and he's away for work all the time.
- 12:56It's not a problem. That's not a problem.
- 12:58That's fine. As long as he's not abusive
- 13:01like. It's fine.
- 13:02I wouldn't totally be OK with that.
- 13:04It's. Fine.
- 13:04So they meet at a dinner. Francis calls her in at her
- 13:09party. Without.
- 13:10Warning without warning. He's like be here Friday flying
- 13:13Friday. Excuse me, You don't know how
- 13:16planes work. Assuming she shows up in her
- 13:19tweed suit and pearls and nude her little old lady fit and then
- 13:25Dante's like what the fuck? He was so mad though.
- 13:28But why was he so mad? She's dressed like a Stepford
- 13:30wife. I know, but why are you so mad
- 13:33about it? Just let her be.
- 13:34Hillary Clinton? Like, who cares?
- 13:36She is who she is. I feel like if she rocked up all
- 13:39slutty, he would have hated that too.
- 13:41Yeah, so the man's just not happy.
- 13:44Yep. Another plot.
- 13:45This is giving me hooked vibes. Sorry.
- 13:48Where Dante is mad at her dad. Yeah, because obviously he got
- 13:53roped into this stupid blackmail plot and now he's like, well, I
- 13:57don't care because I'm just going to use this chick and I'm
- 13:59going to get annulled and then I'm going to burn his empire to
- 14:04the. Ground to the ground and they
- 14:05see he's got a a reason. Yeah, I think he's got a reason
- 14:08to be mad because who just blackmails?
- 14:10Like like just fucking set her up with someone else.
- 14:14Not that hard. No, he wanted a he wanted a
- 14:16roof. So he's seen the opportunity.
- 14:19To be fair. If I was Francis, I would
- 14:21probably do it too. If the opportunity's there, why
- 14:25not? Well at.
- 14:28Least Vivians got a little personality.
- 14:31She's very quick on her comebacks.
- 14:35One thing that bugged me about Vivian, though, is that I just
- 14:39imagined nothing going on up there at the same time.
- 14:42Because remember how she kept worrying about the events and
- 14:44then she just kept worrying about the wedding And I'm like.
- 14:47Shut up. To be fair, they're the worst
- 14:50written characters ever. I just feel like there was
- 14:52nothing else going on in our mind.
- 14:53No, there wasn't. But when you are really rich and
- 14:57and your worst problem is getting an arranged marriage,
- 15:00there probably is nothing going on up there.
- 15:03You're not worried like she's getting full course meals all
- 15:06the time, so. She's booked and busy.
- 15:08She's not worried about the groceries.
- 15:10She's not worried about an event coming up because she needs to
- 15:14pay bills. She's good.
- 15:15Who wouldn't you be worried about?
- 15:17Why your dad's doing this? She doesn't.
- 15:19She never. Questioned.
- 15:20It she doesn't, she just goes along with it and goes oh.
- 15:22Well, the only question she has is like why would he marry arts?
- 15:26They don't benefit, so won't you think more about?
- 15:29It. That's what I mean.
- 15:31So after all of this, he doesn't send her any deep, he's not
- 15:35letting her move in, he doesn't give a fuck.
- 15:39And our friends are like just show up at his like party
- 15:41tonight. He's got a little arty party.
- 15:44They're like you've got to move in.
- 15:45In a week, anyway, who cares? Who cares?
- 15:48And then she's trying to get into this party and they're
- 15:50like, we haven't made a mistake. Bitch, you're not getting in.
- 15:54And Kai, this random friend, this random British friend is
- 15:58like, oh, she is on the list, it is a mistake.
- 16:02And then she just shows up, has a go at him, and it's like I I
- 16:05expect the details of my move in tomorrow.
- 16:08It's the only time I liked. Yeah, Yeah.
- 16:11So good. But she went in there.
- 16:12She was all hot. Dante was a little flustered
- 16:15with this sexy little black dress.
- 16:18Her red lips, he's like, oh, she does her personality.
- 16:22And then she just slipped in my mind.
- 16:24I know she handed him her business card, but in my mind
- 16:27she slipped it in his pocket and just walked away and didn't say
- 16:30a word. My favorite bit was where they
- 16:33kept saying she put two layers of red lipstick when she was
- 16:35trying to be competent. You just know that's going all
- 16:38over your teeth. And you're just like, no, it's
- 16:40just thick. It's just slipping.
- 16:43If that was a stray in here, it'd be like halfway down her
- 16:46neck. It'd be melting off your face.
- 16:47You've got to look like the Joker rocking up at that thing
- 16:49when he's. Like he's like, what's going on?
- 16:52He's like, I'm about to bomb the building now.
- 16:54What's just been the endless she's having?
- 16:57Her moment. What is?
- 17:00Rich man in art. It doesn't make any.
- 17:03Sense. Oh, it's just a way to be
- 17:05pretentious. But Kai just flirt with him all
- 17:10the time. Please don't even worry about
- 17:11Dante anymore. He's, He's.
- 17:14Got an English accent and he drives Dante up the wall anytime
- 17:19they talk together. And I love it.
- 17:21I love it. I needed more of this.
- 17:24Like Pansy in a respectful way? Yes, I'm.
- 17:28This to actually touch. Yeah, my God.
- 17:31Just, like, respectfully touch my vagina.
- 17:35Respectfully gripe me while he's watching.
- 17:38Respectfully. Just slip a sneaky finger.
- 17:42I mean, well, it's like, right? In front of everyone's
- 17:44everyone's like, whoa, nothing got me laughing more than how
- 17:49flustered Dante was. He's always flustered.
- 17:52But he tried to hate her so much, Like just shut.
- 17:54Up. No one cares if you've got your
- 17:57plan to dump her. Who?
- 17:58Cares. Don't worry.
- 17:59About it From the moment she moved in to, you know, he was
- 18:03hooked because there was a bit where he chokes her a bit and he
- 18:07just casually chokes her and it's like your black Amex is on
- 18:10the night table. I'm like.
- 18:11Where? My Black Amex.
- 18:14For reading, you're. Like, I'm just getting church
- 18:16for free. Like, stop.
- 18:19Oh my God. So when is the engagement photo
- 18:22shoot? Is that?
- 18:23After she's moved in. So she moves in, she gives all
- 18:26the house workers cookies and stuff.
- 18:28They all love her more than they like Dante.
- 18:30She gets her ring, she gets her black Amex, her ex-boyfriend
- 18:35messages, and then they're at Central.
- 18:37Park. The engagement photo shoot
- 18:39triggered me so much because obviously they have to put
- 18:43they're going to have invitations to this big wedding.
- 18:46It's already been reported about in the media because he's kind
- 18:48of a celebrity. They're in the park and it was
- 18:52reminding me of all the tik toks from professional photographers
- 18:55that say that whenever they're doing a family shoot, the male
- 18:58is being grumpy and not cooperating and it's doing
- 19:01toddler. I can't imagine anything less
- 19:04attractive than the man who you're supposed to be engaged
- 19:06to. You've paid all this money,
- 19:08you've got your make up and hair done, you've rocked up at a
- 19:10public place. It's.
- 19:11Embarrassing. It's.
- 19:12Embarrassing. And I would fucking dump that
- 19:15man immediately. He's like pouting and crossing
- 19:17his arms and being like, oh, I had to kiss.
- 19:19You. Yeah, absolutely.
- 19:22If I. Have to wash your underwear?
- 19:24You can kiss me for a photo. He hired out the whole park so
- 19:28that no one would see them together.
- 19:30That's how he. Scared twice too.
- 19:33Oh. And he didn't want to kiss her.
- 19:37Yeah, they end up kissing anyway.
- 19:39And when they do this kiss, they're like, oh, and they just
- 19:41keep kissing. And then the photographer's
- 19:43like, oh, we got it, It's fine. And they're like.
- 19:45And then he hated it. He was like, how dare she?
- 19:48Stop kissing me. And then when he saw that she
- 19:51hesitated before they kissed, he was pissed at her.
- 19:55Bitch, you're hesitating too, you hypocritical idiot.
- 19:59He's. Such a.
- 19:59Bitch boy, he is the. Biggest bitch boy.
- 20:03I've never heard of a bigger bitch boy.
- 20:05After they take the photo and they get.
- 20:08Food. She's like, this is the only
- 20:11time there's very little interesting bits in this.
- 20:16And she goes here, I thought you only ate caviar and human
- 20:18hearts, and it's like, don't be ridiculous, caviar tastes awful
- 20:22with human hearts. Little bits like that were the
- 20:25only thing getting me through. And I hate it.
- 20:27It's it's not. So embarrassing.
- 20:30This grown man who pretends he's hyper masculine is going to say
- 20:34tell me I'm not. Also, they only bonded over food
- 20:40they only ever had. Weird.
- 20:43Not even deep and meaningful conversations over food.
- 20:45And it was gross. They're sitting there eating
- 20:48little bagels in the park, enjoying each other's company,
- 20:51and then the toxic man he is, he's like, you're going to Bali
- 20:55for Thanksgiving and she's like, well, you've got to ask first
- 20:58because he apparently does not know how to communicate a single
- 21:01thing. He has a fucking assistant.
- 21:04Get your Assistant at least to send the calendar.
- 21:07Google knowed it. I don't know Google.
- 21:09Calendar tells her when he's going out of town and he just
- 21:12fucks off. I get it.
- 21:14He's been alone and it makes a lot of sense while he's alone.
- 21:16But then he's like, I paid for your shoes, so you can just go
- 21:20wherever you want. So she just pays back the money
- 21:23she spent on shoes, which was like the only moment she ever
- 21:28got. It's just the disregard because
- 21:31she has a job. She didn't quit her job, but he
- 21:33just expected her to be barefoot, housewife, barefoot.
- 21:37Housewife pregnant without actually being in the same room
- 21:39with her and. Just doing nothing at home, just
- 21:42a placeholder person like a human being just in his house
- 21:46and he tried to treat her like an employee.
- 21:49Just fuck. Like you're my girlfriend
- 21:50simulator. But it was just constantly.
- 21:53It's only business. I get it.
- 21:55You're mad at her dad, but this is not a fun time.
- 21:58There's so many times where he's like, oh, she doesn't seem like
- 22:02she wants to be here. Put two and two together, you
- 22:04fucking. Asshole.
- 22:05She doesn't. She doesn't.
- 22:07Also, how did they even get to the point where they both
- 22:10acknowledged it was a business deal?
- 22:12It it was weird. Like they just kept bringing it
- 22:14up. They're like, is it business or
- 22:16are we fucking? I'm like, well, you can do both.
- 22:19How do you decide that a marriage is going to be
- 22:23business? Only I'm assuming because it was
- 22:25arranged and they told her it was for business related.
- 22:28What does that? Mean.
- 22:29I would assume that means I can go have an actual relationship
- 22:33she. Did bring that up one time.
- 22:34But she's like, if this is business, we'll live our lives
- 22:36separate. And he's like, you're going to
- 22:38have an affair, you're going to sleep with other people.
- 22:42What do you want her to do? This man gets offended if
- 22:45there's a vibrator in the room. 1. 100%.
- 22:48He literally doesn't want her to have a love life.
- 22:51So he's saying you get to live in comfort, but you're not
- 22:55allowed to have a sex or a love life anymore.
- 22:57That's the sacrifice, just to make your dad happy.
- 22:59Fuck her dad. Who gets with the dad?
- 23:03So as pissed as we are about Dante, guess what?
- 23:07There's someone else for us to be pissed about.
- 23:09It's her fucking stalky ex who only decides to contact her
- 23:16after he finds out she's engaged.
- 23:18Guess what? She texts him.
- 23:20I'm actually engaged. Guess who fucking rocks up after
- 23:232 years of no contact? He's so ridiculous.
- 23:27Not only that, he shows up and he's like, I've never had a
- 23:31relationship or it's because you're fucking trash.
- 23:33It's because no one wants to be with you, idiot.
- 23:36Heath, calm down. He's the worst.
- 23:39Calm down. He's the quintessential if he
- 23:42wanted to, he would, yeah. Apparently he has been working
- 23:46on his fucking business or whatever the fuck trying to be
- 23:49good enough to be with her. He wasn't rich.
- 23:52He wasn't rich enough. He's not old money, no.
- 23:54Bitch. You had two whole years to keep
- 23:56talking to her. Yes.
- 23:58You guys broke up for a reason. You already had any chance,
- 24:00babe. You can't come on to the map
- 24:02later physically stalk the girl. It's just.
- 24:06Ridiculous, because not at any point.
- 24:08And This is why Heath is the worst character.
- 24:12Every single time you bring it up, she's like, I'm engaged,
- 24:14this is inappropriate. Or like every single she shut it
- 24:17down and he was like, you're in love with me.
- 24:20And she's like, no, I'm not. She's like, literally, I haven't
- 24:23seen you in forever. He shows up, refuses to leave
- 24:25her house, and he's. I think he's just delusional.
- 24:31I honestly think he should just put in there to make Dante look
- 24:34like a decent person, and he's not.
- 24:36Yeah, yeah, I'm very heated because although this isn't fake
- 24:41dating. It is, it's.
- 24:43Arranged marriage slash Fake dating.
- 24:45Yeah. Nothing grinds my gears more
- 24:48than fake dating that turns into real dating.
- 24:50Just fucking stop. I'm like.
- 24:54Why is Dante psycho and want nothing to do with her at the
- 24:58same time? He's never happy.
- 25:00He's just one of those. He's just a.
- 25:02Sad man. But why is every conversation
- 25:05between them? She's doing all the heavy
- 25:07lifting. He it's like pulling teeth with
- 25:11him and she's amazed by the most tiny things.
- 25:15Him talking about his brother, she was like, oh imagine him as
- 25:19a little Dante running around the kitchen.
- 25:23Get fucked, Vivian. That's a bare minimum as he
- 25:26talks about his childhood. If you're married to the man and
- 25:29she goes, my ovaries. No.
- 25:32Her ovaries were quaking because she thought about him running
- 25:35around as a child. Well, at least we know they
- 25:37work. I just don't.
- 25:41Yeah. Ovaries.
- 25:43I just. There's a couple of times that
- 25:44come up because they went to a restaurant that he went to for
- 25:47$2.00 milkshakes when he was little.
- 25:49And she's like, I just want to imagine you with the jukebox.
- 25:52And he's like, I'm, I've never had joy in my life, so I've
- 25:55never been he's. Like I've never enjoyed a moment
- 25:57of my life. What do you mean?
- 25:58It's just like. I can.
- 26:00Just imagine you running around drinking your milkshakes and
- 26:03he's like. Dancing to the jukebox.
- 26:05And he's like, I don't even know how to operate one.
- 26:08He's like my grandpa had me in a five piece suit just standing
- 26:11there. I didn't actually get to drink
- 26:13about. It like I've never touched a
- 26:15queen in my life to put in a jukebox.
- 26:18OK, why do they have to tease us with a character like Kai?
- 26:22It's because he's a Kai. OK, I'll give her that.
- 26:26I'll give Anna this. She set up the next book nicely,
- 26:29because I would, in fact, read a book about Kai.
- 26:32But if I had to choose to read a book about Dante, I would.
- 26:37Dante is really like just a hot turn.
- 26:41Just so hot. He's so far.
- 26:43He's the disappointing man of this series.
- 26:46He's. So.
- 26:47Hot. I know he's the king of Wrath.
- 26:49I get it. He's supposed to be angry.
- 26:51Yeah, but when is it enough? But.
- 26:54When is he really ruffy, though? Because like what?
- 26:57Is it against the, you know, it's more, you know what, the
- 27:00fact that I didn't have to read when you face my wrath in this
- 27:06book because I hate when that's written down in books, yeah.
- 27:10True. True.
- 27:11So can we get to the bit where Vivian is held up in the jewelry
- 27:14store? Yeah, my.
- 27:15Up to there. So she's in the jewelry store.
- 27:17She's casually picking out an entire half of a house worth of
- 27:22jewelry. Yeah.
- 27:24Because she's got things, events coming up, she's.
- 27:26Like just a casual 250,000? Exactly.
- 27:30Just a quarter mil, no big deal. Yeah, and his brother's in the
- 27:33shop and she's trying to confront him.
- 27:34Awkward as fuck. Yeah.
- 27:36Anyway, so these gun wielding bandits rock up.
- 27:41She's fucking looking at the down the barrel, not moving.
- 27:45She's frozen. She's biked out.
- 27:47And this is what got me. She's thinking about these
- 27:50pivotal moments in her life. She was like, oh, when I was a
- 27:53child and happy when I graduated, when I met Dante.
- 28:00Bitch, you've never been happy, you've.
- 28:02Never. Been.
- 28:03Happy. Do you put Dante into the last
- 28:06moments of your life? Please put Heath in there.
- 28:10At least he date he was your first love.
- 28:12At least he. Gets an honorable mention.
- 28:14Like a little like a little glim glimmer, I mean.
- 28:16This. Dante.
- 28:18He's never been home. Meeting.
- 28:20Dante in your little tweed suit and he hates you, is going to
- 28:23make your highlight real. Yeah.
- 28:26Fucked anyone? She couldn't at least say
- 28:30anybody else. She couldn't be like meeting
- 28:33Greta because she feeds me the best.
- 28:35Food Mine would have just been Kai.
- 28:39The British accent on repeat. I just wish I had more time.
- 28:45It's just all my dirty fantasies about Kai.
- 28:47Did you listen? To the audible.
- 28:48Version No. I.
- 28:50Read it like you read. It like the.
- 28:52Pathetic. I read it.
- 28:53Wait, I did listen to the audio and the British version.
- 28:57Yes, it was amazing. Yes.
- 29:00I only I only coupled chapters, the Audible, but the Brit.
- 29:04The fact that they were not actually making up the voices
- 29:08and switching characters was amazing to me.
- 29:10Yes, that was the best. Nothing's worse than when a girl
- 29:13is trying to put on a guy's voice or a guy's trying to put
- 29:16on the girl's voice. Or they're trying to be a
- 29:18different person in some for some reason, they're another man
- 29:22with a cockney. Accent I.
- 29:24Know. Actually, I was so impressed by
- 29:27the audio book, because every audio book should do that, yeah.
- 29:29That should be. Male characters to voicemail
- 29:31characters and get female characters to voice female
- 29:34characters. It made it more believable
- 29:36because then when Vivian would be in his chapters, her voice
- 29:39came out and it made. Sense.
- 29:40Yeah. Yeah.
- 29:42So good. Loved it.
- 29:43Love that. So anyway, my death highlight
- 29:46reel is just me fucking Kai. It's not fucking Dante, I can
- 29:49tell you. That the gunman's in my face and
- 29:50I'm just like. If anything, the gunman's
- 29:53probably making more of her. He's like, is she having a
- 29:56stroke? I'm just I'm just trying to.
- 29:58Work out the moments of my life. I'm just trying.
- 30:03To. Figure out there's.
- 30:04Nothing. Great.
- 30:06You know what's happening. After I have that near death
- 30:09experience, I'm grinding up Kai immediately.
- 30:13Like. You know what?
- 30:14I think you should be my side piece.
- 30:16And you know, to be. He deserved better because he
- 30:19was like Viv Desert. He straight up as soon as he
- 30:22found out he was like, don't treat her like shit, She's
- 30:24actually an amazing person. He knew from the get go.
- 30:30Viv had no lights up on her, like, no, there was nothing
- 30:34going up there. But she was so nice to people
- 30:37all the time. There's bits where she was full
- 30:39depressed and someone would knock on her door and she'd be
- 30:41like, oh, just got to make sure they're not sad that I'm sad.
- 30:47Can people pleaser? He raced back home immediately,
- 30:52immediately. But how long did the bodyguard
- 30:55take to tell him? It's like you dragged.
- 30:57It out like till the last moment.
- 31:00Also there was something else, something else?
- 31:02What is an incident? When did you say he was swimming
- 31:05in the bop like? Just isn't that where you start?
- 31:11Wouldn't you feel like there was an incident with Vivian?
- 31:13Exactly. She was at the jewelry store and
- 31:15there was a hold. Up.
- 31:16He did it backwards. He was like, oh.
- 31:19'Cause. Dante's like with his wife.
- 31:21You don't. Know what's going on?
- 31:23Start. With the wife, exactly Dante's
- 31:25like. The fiance, if you will.
- 31:28And he didn't really care that his brother was involved.
- 31:30He's like he's. Like look it's been.
- 31:32In worse situation and if. He died.
- 31:34Then he wouldn't have to get married to Vivian School.
- 31:38This needs emotions just everywhere and not in the right
- 31:42place. But he ran back home, found out
- 31:45and cuddled her. Is there a cuddled human?
- 31:48Shut up, I know. Dante, what are you doing?
- 31:54Eventually it comes out in multiple conversations.
- 31:57How do you not suss out how much your fiance hates your Tad with
- 32:02the absolute most passion? Wouldn't it?
- 32:03Yeah, honestly, Wouldn't you put it together?
- 32:05You're like, it's a business move.
- 32:08It doesn't benefit Dante. It benefits my dad.
- 32:12He hates my dad. He never wants to be around my
- 32:15dad. Eventually, he doesn't want a
- 32:16conversation with him. You would think something's up.
- 32:19Exactly. You would know something's up.
- 32:21Because if you're getting into an arranged marriage, it'd
- 32:25probably be the dad getting along with the partner.
- 32:27Exactly. It doesn't make sense.
- 32:29I know they hate each other, so they've lived in.
- 32:32They're obviously like living together.
- 32:34There was she was saying my PJS are not proper for company.
- 32:39Bitch, that's supposed to be your husband?
- 32:41We're less. Go naked.
- 32:44Go do whatever you want. Like what?
- 32:46He. I don't understand why he hated
- 32:49her so much. And then he beat up the guy that
- 32:53held the gun to his head. Because she's a possession.
- 32:57She was my wife. You've never cared.
- 32:59You've left her at home alone. She could have been murdered. 20
- 33:03times over, Yeah. He's like, no one touches my
- 33:05feelings. And then he wait and bought her.
- 33:07Especially me. Not chicken soup, because that's
- 33:10not fancy enough. It's chicken broth.
- 33:12EW. A nice Bony, meaty soup.
- 33:16Broth will fix her right up fixes all those psychological.
- 33:20Boots that he didn't even make, Greta made.
- 33:23I know it's called Greta. Greta was doing the most.
- 33:27Greta's doing all the work. She's so excited because she's
- 33:31given the job of planting a ball because someone else fell out,
- 33:34because they had a scandal. So default.
- 33:37They're like, fuck, we've got nobody.
- 33:38She ran a good ball last time. Let's get Vivian to do it.
- 33:41I can't imagine anything worse. She's already planning her
- 33:45wedding. She's.
- 33:46Just is she, though? There's not a point where
- 33:49they're planning that fucking wedding, she.
- 33:50Keeps saying it's coming up, yeah.
- 33:53I don't think she cares. She doesn't want to be
- 33:56blacklisted. I wouldn't give a fuck, but I
- 33:58suppose if that's your income. She's so excited, though.
- 34:01That's it. I finally made it.
- 34:03And you? Finally, you didn't though.
- 34:05They go to Bali and they find out that Dante's parents just
- 34:11don't care exactly. They do not give a fuck.
- 34:15They're hippy dippy. They live in Bali.
- 34:17The mum is giving the mum from Meet the Fockers.
- 34:21Yeah, 100% the. Entire vibe.
- 34:23I think she lifted that entire thing a. 100%, actually.
- 34:27While we're on that track, I read a couple of good reads
- 34:30after I read and ripped my notes, and a lot of people were
- 34:33just like it's copy and paste of literally everything.
- 34:37Though to be fair, that's a movie, so it's kind of loose.
- 34:39It's it's kind of hard, No. Like the whole book.
- 34:42Oh. Back if they find out the
- 34:44parents missed their entire engagement party for a music
- 34:47festival, come on, you can't. It's like if you're not going to
- 34:52parent, you could at least show up.
- 34:54Yeah, but they just admit that they just dipped.
- 34:57They gave him. They gave him to his granddad.
- 34:59They were like, we didn't even want to have kids.
- 35:02I just. And the granddad was fucking
- 35:05anally retentive as fuck, so you can tell why Dante rocked up
- 35:09like Dante became the way he is. If we're being honest about
- 35:13Dante, he's giving autistic. No, he's giving a whole.
- 35:18RCD There's something. Oh yeah, the candles, the food.
- 35:22Yeah, he can't cope. It might even just be the.
- 35:25Control. Oh, true, true, true.
- 35:27I could be all wrong, but. But the fact that, yeah, she
- 35:32would almost threaten to put his food together and then it would
- 35:35spiral him out of control instead of giving he needs to.
- 35:38That was time. One time he fucked up and she
- 35:40moved all the candles to like the left or something.
- 35:42Or Greta moved all the candles to the.
- 35:44Left to the left to the left. Fucking move the whole man to
- 35:47the left. This is so when we got to Bali
- 35:51is when it's really pissed me off.
- 35:55This entire book, it's started as a cop out.
- 35:58If you're going to write 3 days later, five days later, don't
- 36:04even bother. If you have to tell me, it's
- 36:06three days later, five days later, there was a it started
- 36:09off in Bali. She was like 3 days later, so we
- 36:11missed 3 days. Because nothing was going.
- 36:14On nothing was going on, but you didn't need to put it in there.
- 36:17Yeah, just assume that we figured time is passing.
- 36:20But there was one time in this entire book where she was like 5
- 36:24days from our breakup or fight and three days since.
- 36:29I just cop out, just put the fucking month on the I honestly,
- 36:34it was a word count thing. I feel like between the three
- 36:37days of or how many, it's been six weeks since this or
- 36:41whatever. It's constantly.
- 36:43Really. I didn't really.
- 36:44Know I once I noticed it the first time, I literally
- 36:47highlighted every single time it came up.
- 36:49And it's fucked. But not only that.
- 36:53She would repeat. Things they said to each other.
- 36:56Did You Know? They made me more mad and it
- 36:59would be from the last chapter, the last page.
- 37:02And it would be a long paragraph and I'm like, forget the fucking
- 37:06word count. What?
- 37:07What's the point of it? I don't think it would have been
- 37:09word count because. If she's kept, if she kept doing
- 37:12it, But why? Repeat stuff from the last
- 37:14chapter. We just read it.
- 37:16We just read it. It would be on the last page of
- 37:18that last chapter and then the first page would be the long
- 37:22winded thing that they said it. Doesn't make it more impactful,
- 37:25it just annoys the reader. It just is a cop out and it.
- 37:28Pissed. Off.
- 37:30Oh my God, can we talk about while they're in Bali?
- 37:32Yeah. Hit it, hit and quit it, girl.
- 37:36How does Dante go head first in the into the pussy and then
- 37:40wussy out? He pussied, then he wussied.
- 37:45He's like, I can go head first in the cooch, but I can't stick
- 37:49the Dick in the feelings come with the Dick and what?
- 37:53Is with this entire they they won't kiss in bits, but he will
- 37:57eat her out. I'm like, it's the same thing.
- 38:01Anything It's it's more intense. It's more.
- 38:03Intimate. What do you mean?
- 38:05And then he, like, rejects her to her face.
- 38:08Do you know what she's thinking? She's thinking my pussy be
- 38:11stank. She's like, oh, I'm sweating in
- 38:14Bali. Yeah, she's like, I got the
- 38:15clutch rot because I'm in Bali. It's fucking hot in here.
- 38:19He had a phone call. Christian 1st about Christian
- 38:22was like you can either. Have.
- 38:25Vivian, which he's never given given any inkling at this point
- 38:28that he has any interest in her. Or you can have her father's
- 38:32company. And then he remembered that
- 38:34conveniently while he was. Pussy he was.
- 38:37Rubbing pussy. He was rubbing the head on the
- 38:39entrance like, stop. It What a cute, wild time to
- 38:46think of Keep. In mind that they're in Bali,
- 38:50there's a storm going on. Yeah, they're both sweating.
- 38:53They're. Sweating.
- 38:55In there's no air con. Sweating their Boo holes.
- 38:57Out there's. I'm done.
- 39:02Just stick it in. But he even like.
- 39:05Yes, I'm getting arranged married anyway.
- 39:09I love a good dirty talk, but some of this dirty talk was.
- 39:13Weird, it was so far fetched. He's like tongue fuck you until
- 39:18you beg me to let you come. And I'm like, OK, calm down.
- 39:24Just the need to retract him. And then he immediately stopped.
- 39:28He's like, it's a long day. I'm going to bed now.
- 39:30I'm. Going to pack it in and then
- 39:32later she's like things didn't get out of hand.
- 39:35I'm so sorry for not being business appropriate.
- 39:38But then he was pissy. About it, of course, because
- 39:41he's like she's not allowed to reject me, only I'm allowed to
- 39:43reject. Her because he was OK, so he was
- 39:45boxing with Kai, comes home, he's all bruised up and she's
- 39:49like, oh, you're going to get infected.
- 39:51And then after all that, he gets her to kiss in and then she's
- 39:54like, it was a mistake, right? And he's like, yes, mistake.
- 39:58But only she's allowed to feel like a mistake, not him.
- 40:00Yeah, but he was mad, even though he was the one that
- 40:04essentially embarrassed her. But it's OK because she should
- 40:07be ashamed because women he. Should be fucking ashamed, she.
- 40:11Should have been disgusted that she let her pussy out of the
- 40:13cage. How?
- 40:14Dare she when dare she busted? Open on a family trip.
- 40:20How dare she miss games 9. How dare she?
- 40:24Just fucking open wide for her fiance that's fucking found.
- 40:29They're not even married yet, and she's showing more than
- 40:32ankle. Shame.
- 40:34Shame. Before marriage.
- 40:38She's busted out these ankles, this.
- 40:41Is the 1900s. Doesn't.
- 40:44She has ankle, knee and pussy out and he's just horrified.
- 40:51Have some. Class.
- 40:53Sting me. This is a man's world and you
- 40:57give him the wrong ideas. Not to mention his tongue was
- 41:02pussy to you, but it's all her fault.
- 41:06His His tongue was so deep he was reviving them.
- 41:10Ovaries. He was hydrating them.
- 41:14He was tongue halfway deep down the canal.
- 41:18However. How dare she?
- 41:20She could feel. It in her bowels.
- 41:22Have some class although pelting floor was quaking under his
- 41:31tongue movements. Can we talk about the fact that
- 41:36Dante says Vivian straight up and down Vivian.
- 41:41Vivian just Vivian Stepford wife.
- 41:46Vivian is the only person who's ever made him lose control.
- 41:54I'm sorry, but they're both pieces of dry toast and you
- 41:57cannot convince me otherwise. It's the tweed suit.
- 42:01It's. The All America Tweed suit, but
- 42:07they are both. The most vanilla wafer biscuit
- 42:13bitches that I've talked about. They are the driest of dry.
- 42:19She goes along with whatever her dad wants and she's the one
- 42:24who's making him see like a whole new world.
- 42:28He sing in Technicolor. He's just like this girl, he.
- 42:32Can. Feel the Braille in the wall.
- 42:35He's like this girl. She's flipped my whole life
- 42:39upside down. I mean, we don't even.
- 42:42Share A bedroom at this point, But she is.
- 42:46It's her and her fucking triple waited Lipstick.
- 42:50Got me in another dimension. I want recommendations that must
- 42:55be much proof at this point. I just.
- 42:58I don't even know. So they come back from that
- 43:01embarrassing expedition. Right after that shit, she gets
- 43:06flowers from Heath and then he's pissy about the after telling
- 43:11her it was a mistake. He's pissy about.
- 43:14He's sending her flowers. Come on now.
- 43:17He doesn't. Jiff is trying her best.
- 43:20She doesn't. Even want them.
- 43:22That's the best she. Doesn't want them.
- 43:24She's turned him down time and time again, and Dante has the
- 43:29nerve to have a go at her because some fucking asshole is
- 43:33stalking her. He's.
- 43:34Literally stalking her. And he's like it is.
- 43:37He gets pissy. He's for some unknown reason,
- 43:40he's decided this is the time to take her food.
- 43:43You know what's the worst part of it is?
- 43:46She saw it and she thought it was from Dante and thought he
- 43:49did something nice. Yeah.
- 43:51And. Then fucking jokes on her opens
- 43:53it. It's from Heath.
- 43:54Fucking Dante rocks up and he's like, who the fuck is giving
- 43:57you? Flowers you.
- 43:59How dare you have them for anyone else?
- 44:02You. But if you sent her flowers
- 44:05every now and then, she even tells him she's like, it's not a
- 44:08love story. It's just yeah.
- 44:10She's like we broke up two years ago.
- 44:11I have no interest in him. You can read our messages.
- 44:14It says I it's inappropriate and I'm not interested.
- 44:16And he's literally stalking me and I don't even like it.
- 44:19And you know what he does the most level headed man Dante can
- 44:23be. He ignores her for three weeks.
- 44:26He just, it's like I need to go. Because this is where we again.
- 44:30It goes 3 weeks later and I'm like just put in the mud.
- 44:35But you know what? And this comes up time and time
- 44:38again in these kind of books, so it's fine.
- 44:40I don't understand the concept of a man, a grown adult man,
- 44:45having zero communication skills that you've just got to wait.
- 44:50Like, if you've just got to put him on the back burner forever,
- 44:53well, that's OK. He's only 36.
- 44:55He'll figure it out. Maybe when we're 100.
- 44:57Yeah. What time?
- 45:00Time is all you got, and you're not going to spend it waiting a
- 45:03year. For some, like the lovely For
- 45:06Life could just be right around with one.
- 45:08Exactly who can communicate? You never know, Heath could have
- 45:11been the love of her life, but she would never know.
- 45:13Because everyone's an asshole. Kai is the love of her life,
- 45:16Kai. Is the love of my.
- 45:18Life. Literally.
- 45:20Yeah, justice for Kai, but he can just get fucked because you
- 45:24had your chance, bro. Just get fucked.
- 45:26So not only does it get worse for her, but he immediately
- 45:31after she's cooking food with her friends, Dante is in Dixie.
- 45:35She's not even there. He decides because Christian's
- 45:39unhinged. He decides to touch Stella or
- 45:42something and instead of I don't understand this because even if
- 45:49he kissed your girlfriend's hand, why would you send a
- 45:52stalker to her house? She he messages Heath on her
- 45:56number or something. And it's like, oh, I love you
- 45:58and stuff. So.
- 45:59You're putting some random girl in danger because you're pissed
- 46:03at your friend people. Are that dumb?
- 46:05She could have been murdered, yeah, but.
- 46:07He doesn't care. The poor girl was pinned against
- 46:09a fucking wall by this man. Because he thought he was
- 46:13reuniting with her. But like, she constantly was
- 46:16telling him over and over again, it wasn't me.
- 46:17I didn't send that and ever like I told you, I didn't text.
- 46:21You I'm getting aggressive in someone elses house.
- 46:24But the fact that he was there for two to three hours while he
- 46:26waited for Dante to come back is fucked.
- 46:30And it's all because Dante told one of the housekeepers to keep
- 46:32him there, send him out and go visit him later.
- 46:35What's even the point of having security if they're just going
- 46:37to let someone who's living in the house's stalker come in?
- 46:40Yeah, she's pinned to the wall. She's uncomfortable.
- 46:43He tries to kiss her. But of course he hops on his
- 46:48private jet immediately. The second another man's in the
- 46:51building, Yeah, he wanted a reason to fuck up his.
- 46:56Yeah, it wasn't even about her. There are many times he's like,
- 47:00I'm just going to. Heath is on his way after this.
- 47:02He gets punched in the face. He now gets it.
- 47:04That's on Heath, that's on. Dante's plotting to ruin his
- 47:07business. Why ruin his business?
- 47:10I don't understand that it was your friend that made him show
- 47:13up. Take it out on your friend.
- 47:15Exactly. I think he just wanted to go
- 47:17that next level so that she would never actually pick him
- 47:20because if his business took off a little bit, it's too
- 47:22threatening for him. So he's like, I've got to just
- 47:24make him Ground Zero. I feel like at a point she was
- 47:27over him. At that point, yeah, she didn't
- 47:29care. She didn't care.
- 47:30He went in for the overkill because he already busted the
- 47:32man's nose. Yeah, and that's when he was
- 47:35like, I don't lose control of. Anyone.
- 47:37But then he stalks him in public to threaten him later, like.
- 47:43For what? For what?
- 47:44But like, he lies where she even brings it up.
- 47:46She's like, I don't understand what's happened.
- 47:49I don't understand how this text message got out.
- 47:52And he's just like no. And he doesn't care.
- 47:54He doesn't. Care.
- 47:55But this poor girl thinks she's going fucking batshit crazy
- 47:58because she's like, I it wasn't me.
- 48:01And he just lied to where he could have been like, oh, while
- 48:03I was in DCI kissed Stella's hand and Christian went off the
- 48:08rails. That would have been enough for
- 48:09her, I feel like. Like.
- 48:10It's insane. Also, Dante saying next time you
- 48:13try and steal another man's fiance is the most tragic line.
- 48:19Shut up. This man should never use a
- 48:21single word. She's.
- 48:23A person, why didn't you defend her when she was dealing with
- 48:26the stalking in the 1st place, but you waited until you thought
- 48:30something was being taken away from you?
- 48:32Like typical, it's giving police when they wait till last.
- 48:38You know what's really funny? Dante and Heath are like.
- 48:41Bashing it out right, Yeah. All she cares about is the
- 48:44stupid gala. Yeah.
- 48:46In that moment in time, what is wrong with this girl's head?
- 48:48Yeah, anytime something emergency is happening, all
- 48:51she's thinking about is stupid. I don't think she.
- 48:54Gave a fuck about Dante enough. That's why she's like, oh, I'm
- 48:58stuck here, but they're just inconveniencing me right now.
- 49:01I just need to get my shit together.
- 49:03If. I die.
- 49:03I can't play the gala. I'm like, he's like he can't go
- 49:07to jail because then he won't be able to.
- 49:08Go to the girl. He can't assault someone because
- 49:10then he won't be able. To go to the girl immediately
- 49:12after Heath is being kicked out, he's kind of broken knives.
- 49:17This is where they fuck for the first time, yeah?
- 49:20Because he's so threatened by another man being close.
- 49:23To. Ourselves, I bet a claimer.
- 49:25We're so threatened. Also, Dante needs some fucking
- 49:29medication for his eyes, because if his eyes darkened to black
- 49:32one more time, eyes can't do that.
- 49:35The pupils he's on, drugs he's on.
- 49:38Drugs. I just hate that or.
- 49:41Give him some eye drops so he can at least make it through the
- 49:43day. This is where the infamous you
- 49:47wear my ring, you've come on my face and my hand.
- 49:51You live in my head all the fucking time, even when I don't
- 49:55want you to. That's the exact moment he says
- 49:58it, and honestly, it's underwhelming.
- 50:01Exactly. I love that the only redeeming
- 50:05thing about the sex scene is that we didn't have to hear
- 50:08about how either of them are on birth control.
- 50:11Yeah, please just skip over that.
- 50:12We we got the We broke apart. So don't take it.
- 50:16Roll on a condom. OK?
- 50:18Good for you. I don't care.
- 50:20You can raw dog it all you like. You're fake.
- 50:23We don't care. Oh, OK, the OK, this is the bit
- 50:27that took me out, not the. There's no way his huge Dick
- 50:31will fit, though. There's.
- 50:33No way, Bitch. What?
- 50:36Sorry. The diners are amazing things
- 50:38and they can stretch amazingly and go back into place.
- 50:43I just hit. That down that.
- 50:44Trope drives me nuts. No man's Dick is that big I.
- 50:48Think yes, because if someone whipped out a giganteuan one,
- 50:53I'm like exiting out of the room.
- 50:54OK, well, at that point they should eat you out, yeah, Or
- 51:00warm you. Up a bit, stopping the action.
- 51:02I'm just saying. The thing is, it's not tired if
- 51:04you're. Comfortable.
- 51:06So. So of course, like this
- 51:09escalates them into fucking. Yeah, fucking in a mirror.
- 51:13Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give it that.
- 51:15They're fucking in a mirror. But this is where you're you.
- 51:19Are my wife. Oh yeah, the thrusting.
- 51:22Yeah, that was their first sex scene.
- 51:25Shut up. Shut up.
- 51:28But he was like watching me wreck your pussy while you make
- 51:31a mess all over my cock. Keep it to you.
- 51:37You know what's really funny? Our quotes for the start of this
- 51:41are from the exact same spot in the book.
- 51:44Yeah, didn't sound like they were.
- 51:45Yeah, yeah. Because it goes, you are and it
- 51:49does the thrust thing and then it goes, does this feel like
- 51:51business? No, it didn't.
- 51:52It felt like hope. It felt like desire.
- 51:55It felt like ruin and salvation in one.
- 51:58OK, so because they're hooking up, of course they're going to
- 52:01the next Gala or the Valhalla or whatever they're doing.
- 52:04This is, yeah, yeah, they finally decide to share beds.
- 52:06Too, Of course, her friend, who's an author, works at
- 52:10Valhalla. Yeah, so clearly doesn't.
- 52:12You don't need to be that great to somehow get in.
- 52:14But I mean, she is the star. Yeah.
- 52:17Not making her lick the leather. Car.
- 52:20Seat in the lid, OK, OK while old mate Thomas is driving and
- 52:26you cannot tell me that Thomas didn't hear everything.
- 52:28Thomas is uncomfortable. I'm.
- 52:31Uncomfortable. I didn't get paid enough for
- 52:32this. There, OK.
- 52:35Licking a leather. Seat men have farted.
- 52:39On that leather seat I. It might be a private vehicle,
- 52:42but let's take in the fact that she just gave him head.
- 52:46Is his pants all the way down? Is his asshole resting on that
- 52:51exact seat? Exactly.
- 52:52Also they never said the partition.
- 52:55Went up, yeah. Never seen it until later.
- 52:58She. Even points it out, she's like
- 53:00he can see through. Yep.
- 53:02So Thomas is like panicking, hitting that button.
- 53:06He's like, put it up. Put it up, dude.
- 53:07They're making animalistic noises.
- 53:09There's no way he didn't hear that if.
- 53:11I was sitting in the front seat and someone was like, lick up
- 53:14your mess from the seat I'd be like.
- 53:18I'd be putting on a different audio.
- 53:19Book like at the front. You like, hit the brakes and
- 53:23you're like, oh. My God, imagine her just like
- 53:26like her head. Hitting seat.
- 53:29Say she was still giving head at that point and he just straight
- 53:33to the back of the throat. Oh, I get it.
- 53:36It's kinky, but it's unhygienic at best at.
- 53:40Best. It's just.
- 53:43It's a vibe, but it's. Disgusting.
- 53:46Oh, just the fact that it was the seat, not.
- 53:49The seat. Oh, disgusting foul.
- 53:53That's. Just.
- 53:55This is him on the seat 5 minutes before.
- 53:59But she she's like the tanginess of.
- 54:02My arousal. The tanginess.
- 54:05Emily. Girl be tangy.
- 54:08Girl, you have to accept it. Why?
- 54:12Why are they? It could have been any other
- 54:14word. All I'm getting is sweaty,
- 54:15asshole. Seeing doesn't always sound like
- 54:18a good thing. No.
- 54:22Anyway, they go into the club. She's like a most beautiful
- 54:24thing about. This is this is when she gets a
- 54:26virtual Galaxy. This is when he's finally
- 54:30decided to start going on dates with her.
- 54:32But how jealous would you be as the working class normie friend
- 54:36that has to serve your best friend cocktails in her
- 54:40billionaire secret society club? It's really funny to me that at
- 54:45some point in this book, at the start of the book.
- 54:48Right. Sorry.
- 54:49That's a lot of words. I'm really sorry.
- 54:52So thoughts coming out. They're having dinner.
- 54:55Yeah, all three of them. And whoever touches their phone
- 54:58first has to pay for dinner. Yeah, if I was the rich friend,
- 55:04I would probably just pay for your dinner.
- 55:06If you're the fact that your friend is working nights in a
- 55:10bar and then working days writing books to make ends meet,
- 55:15you should just pay for a fucking dinner.
- 55:17I know. If you're a millionaire, yeah,
- 55:20it's. Just.
- 55:21But anyway. Any who?
- 55:23I guess though then you'd feel like a charity case.
- 55:26Yeah. But you know.
- 55:30But you know. I would be one I'd be like.
- 55:33Might be okay. Fund my life, bitch.
- 55:35Something like you did. Well, good.
- 55:38Now I'm your problem. Now me and my entire financial
- 55:42needs. All the time.
- 55:43But you know, every now and then.
- 55:45Oh yeah. Totally.
- 55:46If I won Lotto, I'd shout you at dinner.
- 55:49Shout you puppy. Thanks in this virtual Galaxy is
- 55:55when he works out the number of copies of things.
- 56:00His dad sorry, eight is like his favorite number, It's a Chinese
- 56:03number or something, and he's like 08.
- 56:07And then she's like, there's a weird tinge in my neck and I
- 56:10don't understand why. Read the room.
- 56:14He hates your dad the best. Still.
- 56:18And he's wondering about the numbers.
- 56:21Not us having to keep circling back to He hates your dad.
- 56:25What part of this is she not getting?
- 56:28Vivian, please, please. I think because she's getting
- 56:31dicked down now it makes it even worse.
- 56:32I mean. When you just live in life,
- 56:35it's. NOT like.
- 56:35She's at a loss at any point. You know what I was mad about,
- 56:40though? On some level, I felt like there
- 56:42wasn't enough problems in the book because I knew the dad
- 56:45stuff was eventually going to come out.
- 56:48But the whole heath? Thing was a just a non event and
- 56:52then now this it got to a different phase of the book when
- 56:55all they're doing is going on their stupid dates and fucking I
- 56:58was like why do I need to hear this shit?
- 57:00You know what really fucked it up?
- 57:02And I think going back to the three days, one week, six weeks
- 57:07thing, she was trying to rush to that one year.
- 57:11There's other ways to do it. You could have sent him away for
- 57:13three months and made him come back.
- 57:15I think that's what happened. She's trying to rush through the
- 57:18thing and if you have to tell me it's been 3 weeks, one day
- 57:22backing, a month, two months later, then you're not telling
- 57:25the story right and it drives me and shame.
- 57:29See, I don't really notice stuff like that because time is not
- 57:32real. You know what happened?
- 57:33I think because my standards have somehow gotten higher for
- 57:38books lately. Somehow.
- 57:40Like, it's because I we break them down a little bit and I'm
- 57:43like, oh come on. I think that's something that
- 57:47just pisses you off. Right after this fucking
- 57:51epiphany of eights we go, they go on a date with their parents
- 57:56and her dad's just bossy. He's like, oh, you can't have
- 58:00pasta, you have to have lamb. And then Dante's just pissed at
- 58:03her for just doing what, in all honesty, would you want to deal
- 58:08with your dad having a tantrum? Because I probably.
- 58:11Would exactly. But Dante?
- 58:13This is how she's submissive. Hello.
- 58:15This is where it. Came from, but he orders the OK,
- 58:19this is could have been a really good moment for them.
- 58:21A really good moment. So she orders lamb instead.
- 58:25She hates lamb. She hates it so much.
- 58:27And then he orders the dish she wanted.
- 58:29It should have been. He should have swapped.
- 58:32Exactly the dishes, the dishes should.
- 58:34Have came out and instead of him eating the dish that she wanted,
- 58:38it could have been a really cute moment where he switches it and
- 58:41tells the dad to fuck off but nothing happened.
- 58:45Why even bring it up, you know? What I mean?
- 58:46Like it doesn't if he's not going to be part of the
- 58:48solution, part of the problem. Yeah, like they literally did.
- 58:51It was just put in there so they would have an argument about her
- 58:54parents. The girl clearly has issues
- 58:57issues with her parents. Exactly.
- 59:00He thinks he just has. Issues with her dad.
- 59:02Yeah, he thinks their relationship is just amazing.
- 59:05I don't know why he thinks that though.
- 59:06You know, it was Thanksgiving and then Christmas.
- 59:08He even looks down on the dad because she's sitting near a
- 59:11fire and he's like put a jacket on.
- 59:14It's cold and she's like, I don't want to and he's like put
- 59:16one on and she puts one on. Can you not read the room?
- 59:19She's not having a good time either.
- 59:20She just and you wonder why she's wearing weird tweed suits
- 59:24and everything and you're just not going to help a good suits
- 59:27out. And also he blames her for the
- 59:30arranged marriage when clearly she has doesn't got it.
- 59:33She doesn't have a choice. She has.
- 59:34No idea. This bit of the book is the one
- 59:38I hated the most because it was playing out like The Bachelor.
- 59:41Yeah, how they go on this stupid helicopter dates and they're
- 59:44like blah blah. And then we got little alerts of
- 59:47information that we're supposed to give a fuck about Dante,
- 59:50like, Oh no, you had a bad childhood, OK?
- 59:53This is a lot when more when the three days thing came in,
- 59:57because she'd be like, oh, we went on a helicopter ride three
- 59:59days ago. If you're not going to tell me
- 1:00:01about what happened on the helicopter ride, don't even tell
- 1:00:04me about it in the first place. You're so mad.
- 1:00:06I was just saying you. Went Don't tell me about it.
- 1:00:08But it was like there was one bit where it was like it was
- 1:00:10Wednesday, five days after our short lived fight, three days
- 1:00:13after our reconciliation. OK, I don't care.
- 1:00:17Just say it happened, not when. No, I'm like, OK, cool.
- 1:00:20And then it was. And immediately after it goes
- 1:00:22over the next two days I prepped my team.
- 1:00:25And then it goes. Our first three days in Paris,
- 1:00:30all in the same chapter. I guess when you're a
- 1:00:32billionaire, you can just do whatever the fuck you want.
- 1:00:35And in this economy, this kind of book makes me mad.
- 1:00:39I don't want a billionaire escapism.
- 1:00:42I am nowhere near there. No.
- 1:00:45Like this is so. It doesn't Take Me Out.
- 1:00:47It makes me pissed. I'm like in any other time it'd
- 1:00:49probably be amazing but with the pricing issue.
- 1:00:52Of like we. Literally go and buy groceries
- 1:00:55and it's $400.00 for like 2 days worth of food.
- 1:00:57Exactly. And this isn't taking me out in
- 1:00:59a fantasy way like, oh, it's so extravagant it's pissing me off.
- 1:01:03I think it because there's nothing.
- 1:01:04It gives nothing. It's all just telling us.
- 1:01:07It was a lot of telling and not showing and it really was
- 1:01:10driving me insane. The friend Isabel.
- 1:01:13She just needs to get fucking laid.
- 1:01:15Get on Tinder, bitch. She.
- 1:01:16Is the one in Kaye book. Yeah.
- 1:01:20So her and Kai No. Yes.
- 1:01:23I'm so sorry, I can't remember the other ones, but I know the
- 1:01:29next one is her and pie. I'm done, I thought.
- 1:01:34Nothing could make this book worse.
- 1:01:37Is. This coming from my man.
- 1:01:41Get fucked. Kyle is the only redeeming
- 1:01:44quality. In the same time.
- 1:01:47And I like how he's just a little bit problematic, but not,
- 1:01:50like actual. Yeah, you know what?
- 1:01:53They're in moving. I'm from the love out there,
- 1:01:56she. Needs to get fucked and then
- 1:01:58she's literally gonna fuck off. But just Vivian's not giving you
- 1:02:03any details. Get over it.
- 1:02:05Get a life, Me dead ass looked. At.
- 1:02:09Me. And I was like, no Isabel needs.
- 1:02:12To get a fucking life and just get fucked then.
- 1:02:15Don't. Force your friend into giving
- 1:02:17you detail, because Vivian doesn't even give her details.
- 1:02:20She's not that type of girl. She's not.
- 1:02:22She's not going through that at any point yet.
- 1:02:25I don't think so. They're moving.
- 1:02:27They're in Paris. She says no to Paris initially
- 1:02:30because she's too worried about this stupid ball and she lives
- 1:02:33in Decker. Nobody cares.
- 1:02:36Like I don't see your whole career, but you're fucking
- 1:02:38husband's a billionaire. Just yeah, fuck I.
- 1:02:41Don't. Convince her to work while in
- 1:02:44Paris. Just don't take her then, idiot.
- 1:02:47Don't make her work in Paris. But there's a point in Paris
- 1:02:52where she gets she's shopping and she gets him little ice
- 1:02:56cream cufflinks and it makes me want to die.
- 1:02:58I wrote that too. I wrote it in all and.
- 1:03:01He immediately put some on. I'm like, you're telling me the
- 1:03:04scary rich man is walking around with these old man little ice
- 1:03:09cream cufflinks. And they're custom.
- 1:03:11They're. Custom.
- 1:03:12And then because he put fucking soy sauce on vanilla ice cream
- 1:03:16and they had a moment about it and she remembered it literally
- 1:03:19months later. Because it's the only time they
- 1:03:21enjoy it together. The only time they've ever had a
- 1:03:25on there last night, they're up on the Eiffel Tower having
- 1:03:28dinner. And this is when Christians
- 1:03:30like, oh, I've got, I've got them all like, I've got all the
- 1:03:33copies. Yeah, And he's like, but you
- 1:03:35need to tell me what you wanna do because you can't have her
- 1:03:39and have her dad. And you're obviously in love
- 1:03:41with her. So what does Dante do?
- 1:03:43He has dinner with her and then has sex with her for the last
- 1:03:47fucking time. Makes her feel all loved up and
- 1:03:50then they fly home and he has nothing to do with her.
- 1:03:53Yeah, don't have sex with her. Don't do that to her.
- 1:03:57It doesn't make any sense. In the most romantic location in
- 1:04:01the world, You know what I mean, He.
- 1:04:02Literally, yeah. He goes all out to make the most
- 1:04:05romantic little. He's like it's just a goodbye
- 1:04:10and then he just ignores her. But what I don't get is he
- 1:04:12admitted he has feelings for her.
- 1:04:15So who? Cares.
- 1:04:16About the Brother blackmail at this point.
- 1:04:18It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
- 1:04:20Just tell her and ask her what use can do.
- 1:04:23She doesn't like her fucking dad anyway, I know, but the fact
- 1:04:26that he has sex with her makes her feel so loved and then they
- 1:04:31get home and he ignores her. He doesn't have anything to do
- 1:04:34with her. She goes and gets him food
- 1:04:36because he's working and she's all happy like he started and he
- 1:04:40just ignores her and kind of kicks her out.
- 1:04:42He just acts real dry. Yeah, and then he decides to
- 1:04:45have a dinner party and not tell her.
- 1:04:48She was getting mad at Dante. This is the first time they've
- 1:04:50had an argument, and she even thought in her own head that
- 1:04:55this was the first time in her life she had ever raised her
- 1:04:58voice. And I feel that.
- 1:04:59So sad for her as she character as a person.
- 1:05:02Yeah, what the fuck. This is when she starts growing
- 1:05:07symbols, I would say. How do you?
- 1:05:09Get to 28 years old and you've never raised your voice.
- 1:05:12She's. So scared of her dad designing
- 1:05:15her? There's no reason.
- 1:05:16Just get disowned. It's not like you're relying on
- 1:05:19your parents to pay your way. You have your own money.
- 1:05:22Get disowned. Become a person.
- 1:05:25Exactly. Of course, his solution to this
- 1:05:28big breakdown in their relationship is he starts
- 1:05:31stalking her eventually. It's just after they break up,
- 1:05:36so she shows up. I don't know why she's trying so
- 1:05:40hard. She literally shows up with
- 1:05:42food. She's trying to get him back and
- 1:05:44then she's listening to her dad and him have an argument and he
- 1:05:47says all the most foul fucking things.
- 1:05:50He's like, I don't care about her.
- 1:05:51I never cared about her. That poor girl is sitting there.
- 1:05:55She's had the best couple of months, She went to Paris, had a
- 1:05:58loving time and he's just like, I'm just fuck, that would be.
- 1:06:01Heartbreaking. Yeah.
- 1:06:03Yeah. She literally overhears it.
- 1:06:05She's. Had enough?
- 1:06:06Yep. She's had enough.
- 1:06:07She's like, this is fucked. It all makes sense.
- 1:06:09Like which, I mean, go on now. Go on now, girl.
- 1:06:12Come on now, girl. She's like this man fucking
- 1:06:14hates me. He thinks I'm not good enough.
- 1:06:16My dad apparently hates me too. Yeah, and she was just used as a
- 1:06:20pawn in this entire issue. She then goes and visits her
- 1:06:23dad. But then she's kind of realizing
- 1:06:26I'm going to have to cancel this wedding.
- 1:06:27And she cared about that a lot. And I was like.
- 1:06:30Bigger picture. Vivian.
- 1:06:32Bigger picture it should. Bigger picture your time to go
- 1:06:35live your. Life.
- 1:06:36And also get on a plane your life.
- 1:06:39Get on a plane, Do your gala. Do your fucking gala.
- 1:06:42Ace your gala, Get on a plane. You literally can work and be in
- 1:06:47a different place. It's just not even necessary.
- 1:06:50Circling back to Kai for a minute.
- 1:06:52Don't you think though, the fact that he ends up with her best
- 1:06:55friend? He actually wants her?
- 1:06:57Yes. Come on now.
- 1:06:58Come. Come.
- 1:06:59On now. Stop it anyway.
- 1:07:02He's. Given.
- 1:07:04He's giving runner up like he's giving, trying to take the
- 1:07:08friend to get close to her. The fact that him and Isabel
- 1:07:11actually have no point in this book to lead them into that,
- 1:07:15that's what I mean. It's giving orbit energy.
- 1:07:18The orbit. He's just banging the friends,
- 1:07:21so he stays in the circle. Fair enough.
- 1:07:24Fair enough. She goes back home to question
- 1:07:27her dad about blackmailing at this.
- 1:07:29Point Who cares about your dad? Just cut him off, she goes.
- 1:07:32Back home, he essentially is like, well, you're my daughter,
- 1:07:34you're going to fix it. You're going to fix my company.
- 1:07:36You're going to ask him because he's in love with you and she's
- 1:07:39like, Nah, and he's like, I'm going to fucking disown you and
- 1:07:44she just leaves. She's like, whatever.
- 1:07:46She's like OK. But then she goes to her ball,
- 1:07:49she has this beautiful designer dress on, and the first thing
- 1:07:54that Buffy says to her is, oh, did Dante buy that?
- 1:07:57And she's like, well, I can afford my own fucking clothes.
- 1:08:01Pretentious. Yeah.
- 1:08:03She should have been like, bitch, you hired me twice.
- 1:08:06You know how much you paid me? Exactly.
- 1:08:09This gala is where Kai goes for a little dance dance with her
- 1:08:14and he's feeling her up and he's like, now that you have broken
- 1:08:19up do you reckon we can get together and she's like, no.
- 1:08:23She's like too soon, bro. Too soon, bro.
- 1:08:24But he's not even looking at it. He's looking at Dante storming
- 1:08:28in, like, exactly. But I feel like Kai was giving
- 1:08:31it a good hot crack. Yeah, because he did want her.
- 1:08:35I feel like he gave it a good hot crack and then when she said
- 1:08:38no, she he was like, oh, Dante's here anyway.
- 1:08:42So it's not embarrassing that I tried to hit on you, I think.
- 1:08:44He did it way too soon. And like, Dante refused.
- 1:08:47He's like, you're my fiance. We never broke up.
- 1:08:49And she's like, well shut. Up.
- 1:08:51Shut up, Dante. 'S an.
- 1:08:53Idiot. He's like we never.
- 1:08:54She's like, we didn't break up, but.
- 1:08:56Also, isn't it convenient that he thinks they haven't broken up
- 1:08:59when he does a horrendous thing, which is tell her dad how much
- 1:09:02he doesn't want to borrow her? So it's OK that he did all that
- 1:09:08and he hasn't even apologized yet.
- 1:09:11No, I don't think he ever says sorry.
- 1:09:13No. He.
- 1:09:14Doesn't even come up with an excuse.
- 1:09:15Like I was just saying that to piss him off.
- 1:09:18He hates. Her.
- 1:09:19He hates her. He does.
- 1:09:21There's so many times in the book where he points out how
- 1:09:23much he resents her for. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:26Taking away his George Clooney lifestyle.
- 1:09:28You know what? You know what, though?
- 1:09:30I do love that the anal to love pipeline never made it in it.
- 1:09:35Never made it in. I was so scared.
- 1:09:39I was. And you know what, 'cause it was
- 1:09:41in twisted love or whatever. Maybe that just he just doesn't
- 1:09:45love it. Dude, that makes so much sense.
- 1:09:50That's why he doesn't love her 'cause I never smashed booties.
- 1:09:56I was surprised. I was like we made it through
- 1:09:58the. Whole book.
- 1:10:00I was waiting for it. I even texted you about it.
- 1:10:02I'm like, I'm at 80% or 90%. I'm waiting for the anal.
- 1:10:05It's here. It's usually in the epilogue
- 1:10:07even. Not.
- 1:10:09No, but it wasn't in this. But normally if they do it in
- 1:10:13the the whole book, it's in the epilogue.
- 1:10:14Yeah, so they're trying to work it out.
- 1:10:17She's only got apparently 6 problems with Dante, whereas I
- 1:10:20have a million, but it's fine. It's fine.
- 1:10:23So he starts again, and he stalks her at her.
- 1:10:26Coffee place. OK.
- 1:10:28There's nothing worse than a grown man coming up to you when
- 1:10:31he hasn't been able to communicate all the things he
- 1:10:34did wrong and say hi. My name's Dante.
- 1:10:37To pretend like they don't know each other like a little bit of
- 1:10:40role play. Yeah.
- 1:10:42And then she's just supposed to start from scratch, like an Etch
- 1:10:45A Sketch. Yeah.
- 1:10:47I. Stop it.
- 1:10:48You know what's? Even worse, she knocks into him
- 1:10:51and knocks his coffee cup and he's like, it's my fault for
- 1:10:54leaving my cup open when it's crowded.
- 1:10:56I'm like, you are a bitch, Dante.
- 1:10:58You are the biggest bitch I've ever.
- 1:11:02Why can't she should have poured?
- 1:11:03It on your head. But why can't in books like this
- 1:11:07they just genuinely apologize? She's had the conversation.
- 1:11:12You could have just been like your dad blackmailed me.
- 1:11:15I resent you a bit. I'm a bit mad.
- 1:11:17Exactly. Bit mad.
- 1:11:19Bit mad. And then she could have been
- 1:11:20like, Oh well. That makes sense.
- 1:11:22That makes sense. Now how do we fix it or
- 1:11:24something? Yeah, exactly.
- 1:11:25But he's like, let's just pretend and then we magically
- 1:11:28have a wedding already planned. Let's.
- 1:11:30Ignore all our problems also. After everything, including the
- 1:11:36disownment, they then have a family dinner.
- 1:11:40Why is she even rocking up? And then?
- 1:11:42Then she brings it up to the dad and the mum and the fucking
- 1:11:47sister don't don't even know. And she goes, yeah, but that's
- 1:11:50because you disown me, isn't it dad?
- 1:11:52Yeah, yeah. How did you hold that in?
- 1:11:56No. Well, The thing is, they knew
- 1:11:59that she was disowned because that's why the mum left, because
- 1:12:02she was like, you don't get to disown my daughter.
- 1:12:05Not that the mums any better. She's a fucking asshole 90% of
- 1:12:09the time. But then yeah, they're having an
- 1:12:11argument at the dinner table about how Francis is just shit.
- 1:12:16And I fucking love it. Dante's like, if you ever make
- 1:12:19her cry again, I will make you so blacklisted that you wouldn't
- 1:12:24be able to go anywhere. Why is that what Francis cares
- 1:12:27about? But why didn't he say that in
- 1:12:28the first place? Yeah, Why didn't he say you're
- 1:12:32trying to blackmail me about my brother?
- 1:12:34I'm going to get you blacklisted if you don't fucking destroy.
- 1:12:37Oh yeah, you didn't need to go in there and be like, I hate.
- 1:12:40Her I. She's the worst, fairest,
- 1:12:43crustiest person. But it makes the entire plot
- 1:12:46null and void because he could have said that at the beginning,
- 1:12:50yeah? And it makes no sense.
- 1:12:51He has so much more power than fucking old mate Franklin.
- 1:12:55He just. What's his name again?
- 1:12:58Francis Francis. Francis.
- 1:13:00Has got nothing he could have said.
- 1:13:01Francis he. Could have said I will blacklist
- 1:13:04you from Valhalla if you don't delete those photos of my
- 1:13:07brother. Boom.
- 1:13:08Done. Yeah, Vivian's not even
- 1:13:10involved. She's living her best life and
- 1:13:11eventually getting back together with Heath.
- 1:13:13The. End.
- 1:13:14The end She's living her life. They end up getting married
- 1:13:18anyway. Disgusted.
- 1:13:21Disgusted, The mom just walks down the aisle.
- 1:13:23The dad's a Class 1. Nothing exciting about it.
- 1:13:27You know how you said there isn't the anal to true Love
- 1:13:30Pipeline? Yeah, get ready for simultaneous
- 1:13:33orgasm to love Pipeline. That was the alternative because
- 1:13:39they came at the same time and that was true love.
- 1:13:44So I usually love a bonus scene, and the bonus scene was just
- 1:13:48them trying to make dumplings and Greta kicking them out of
- 1:13:51the kitchen. So not even worth anyone's time.
- 1:13:54Yuck. We're supposed to be warm and
- 1:13:56fuzzy now that they got over his.
- 1:13:58Lies they just have. They've got no tension, they've
- 1:14:01got no personality, they've got no chemistry.
- 1:14:07By the time we got to the epilogue is when I worked out
- 1:14:09all the random twist. Hate.
- 1:14:11Love whatever characters were put in there.
- 1:14:14Do you know what, though, with the anal to love Pipeline?
- 1:14:17My favorite topic. Does it count because she licked
- 1:14:21the seat where his ball? No.
- 1:14:24Because that's not when they were in love.
- 1:14:28Oh no. No, it doesn't count.
- 1:14:30What are we going to rate this out of?
- 1:14:33How many licks of the leather car seat out of five?
- 1:14:36Oh, OK. OK.
- 1:14:37Since you brought it up. OK, cool A1.
- 1:14:40Oh my God, I picked one as well. I.
- 1:14:42Hate it I. Don't know I was so mad.
- 1:14:44I must have been having my period.
- 1:14:46No, no. Here's the thing.
- 1:14:49It wasn't written well. There was no actual point where
- 1:14:52you were immersed in the book, and there was no chemistry.
- 1:14:56They didn't even enjoy being around each other.
- 1:14:59And then when they were dating, we would just get them told they
- 1:15:01were going on dates. There's nothing you can do to
- 1:15:04convince me that they actually enjoyed each other.
- 1:15:06I just feel like. Vivian flatlined.
- 1:15:09What was even her arc? There was no art for either of
- 1:15:12them. There was nothing.
- 1:15:13They were just the same people throughout.
- 1:15:14This book is just consumer only. There's nothing about it.
- 1:15:19And I understand some people would just eat this up because
- 1:15:21of the concept. Yeah.
- 1:15:23But I mean, come on now, the billionaire romance, we've seen
- 1:15:27it how many times. We need something different.
- 1:15:29It should, no, But The thing is, it was just poorly written.
- 1:15:33But even his name? Dante, the Italian billionaire.
- 1:15:38Yeah, you get nothing out of this book.
- 1:15:42So I'm confused. I'm also rating it a one out of
- 1:15:45five licked leather car. Seat I love how.
- 1:15:48I'm just in a rage and colours just like looking at me like,
- 1:15:50OK, so. Like all my rage was left far
- 1:15:54behind. Wow.
- 1:15:55So is that it for King of Wrath? Yeah.
- 1:15:59The king of my wrath deflated. And.
- 1:16:02They just didn't need to be together.
- 1:16:03But anyway anyway. Any.
- 1:16:04Who? Any.
- 1:16:05Who? I still paid $13 for it.
- 1:16:07Yeah, so it's fine money in the bank.
- 1:16:09Enjoy your money, me, Anna, because I would like it back.
- 1:16:13It's fine. So that's it.
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