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The Legendary Misfits: Episode 1 - Braving The Shaft · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_03: All right, enough of that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's dive into the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Last time,
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  the legendary misfits were traveling down the river towards
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  their destination,
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  SPEAKER_03: Lover's Lake.
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  Pretty early into their journey,
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  their path was blocked by nine water elementals.
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  SPEAKER_03: Other than attacking, Ace and Elish decided to negotiate with them.
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  SPEAKER_03: After some confusing conversation,
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  SPEAKER_03: Ace asked Malachi for some holy water,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the elementals tell Ace to come.
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  SPEAKER_03: She does and is immediately swallowed in a watery vortex.
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  SPEAKER_03: It changes colors and glows for a while before dissipating.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ace was cleansed of perceived evil.
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  At this time,
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  Malachi heard a voice in his head that was reminiscent of Saya.
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  SPEAKER_03: And a large flying creature was investigated by Pen, Elish, and Devlin.
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  SPEAKER_03: This happened to be a mistake as it was an adult white dragon.
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  After some combat,
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  falling,
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  more combat,
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  and more falling,
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  the dragon turns tail and retreats.
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  SPEAKER_03: Their day ends uneventfully and the next day is equally so.
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  The misfits all worked on various skills and did some research
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  to piece together
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  SPEAKER_03: the information they have learned.
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  SPEAKER_03: This day also ends without incident.
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  SPEAKER_03: The following day, they all wake up to a cloudy sky.
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  SPEAKER_03: As the morning progresses, they see an opening way in the distance.
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  SPEAKER_03: However, a dark shadow swims under the boat.
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  SPEAKER_03: The underside of the boat is attacked and everyone became tense.
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  After some looking around,
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  they saw an island-like form keeping pace with the ship.
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  They determined that it was a dragon turtle and attempted to
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  communicate with it.
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  It seemed to want treasure and unleashed a breath against
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  Elish,
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  Dianus,
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  and Pen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Meager treasure was given, but that was not enough to appease it.
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  SPEAKER_03: They honest did something to cause it to go blind temporarily,
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  SPEAKER_03: and the ship was able to shake it off.
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  SPEAKER_03: Due to the increased speed,
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  SPEAKER_03: they arrived at the island in the center of Lover's Lake and disembarked,
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  SPEAKER_03: excited to see what awaits the legendary misfits.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are standing on this giant island
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  SPEAKER_03: Sand bar thing in the center of this rather large lake.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's normal wildlife around.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like it's not abandoned or anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's no creepiness.
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  SPEAKER_03: They do keep their distance from your group.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like they're not approaching you.
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  wildlife yeah the wildlife they're just keeping their distance
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  like like wildlife
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  does to strange creatures or things that they perceive as
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  potentially predators
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  they're staying away there's no large predators in the area
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  that you see uh what
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  kind of creatures are we seeing i'm just curious they're just
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  like you know swamp
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  birds crows ravens other various birds that you may not be so
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  familiar with um
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  If I do like a big kind of like...
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  Will they kind of like flow up and fly away?
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  SPEAKER_03: They all flew away from you already.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can see them, but they're like 20, 30 feet away from you at least.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like making birds...
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  SPEAKER_01: I like making giant groups of birds fly away,
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  so I would probably run into a giant group of birds just to
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  kind of stir them up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You do so rather easily while...
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  What are you screaming while you're doing that or what are you
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  doing to make them,
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  SPEAKER_03: to startle them?
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  SPEAKER_01: Fly my feathered fiends, fly!
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  SPEAKER_03: So this,
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  you guys all watch as Malakai goes running off to the side of
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  your group into this
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  flock of birds that have landed and they're a bunch of ravens
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  and they just all
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  SPEAKER_03: flutter up in a mass of feathers and wings.
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  SPEAKER_03: and they end up being like 60 feet away from you now.
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  SPEAKER_01: I smile as they all fly off.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was satisfying.
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  SPEAKER_00: I look at Dianus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why does everyone think we're the weirdos in this group?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I hear that, or?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, you're a little too far away for her to hear that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, then I'm continuing to smile gingerly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this made you happy.
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  SPEAKER_03: At the center of this island,
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  SPEAKER_03: you see there's like some type of entrance,
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  but it looks more like an old rickety shaft that leads down
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  like underground
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  SPEAKER_03: underneath.
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  Hopefully only underneath this land area and not underneath the
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  lake itself.
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  SPEAKER_03: You also see a sign near the entrance of the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: The shaft is the black rectangle in the center?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to walk towards the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: I should have called it something else.
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  SPEAKER_03: I should have called it a shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shaft is fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's really not.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it is now.
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  SPEAKER_01: So what does the sign say that's at the top of the shaft?
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  SPEAKER_03: What languages can you read?
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't understand it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you don't understand what it says.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do I know what kind of language it is?
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  SPEAKER_03: You only know that it's a language that you don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't sure if,
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  SPEAKER_01: like,
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  SPEAKER_03: since I've been with Ace to whatever,
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  SPEAKER_03: like,
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  SPEAKER_03: just by looking at it,
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  SPEAKER_03: I know it's television,
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  SPEAKER_03: but I don't,
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't read it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You do recognize it as something Ace has been able to read before.
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  It's also been something that Malachi has been able to read
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  before as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guys, I need your help.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't read this sign.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to walk over to Penn as soon as I hear that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're a bit further away because you ran into a flock of birds.
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  But yeah,
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  you hear it,
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  so you can start walking,
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  making your way to the sign.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: How goes it, Penn?
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  SPEAKER_01: What do you need?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll trail along after.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can be ahead, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: This sign is a language I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: A language you don't know?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll be damned if I can read it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I start squinting at it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, Ace and Malachi, you both see that this is written in Elvish.
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  SPEAKER_03: It says, Beware of those that have come before.
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  SPEAKER_03: They have been immersed in darkness.
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  SPEAKER_02: Beware of those that come before.
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  SPEAKER_01: They have been immersed.
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  SPEAKER_01: In darkness.
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  SPEAKER_01: I tell this to Penn.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's standing next to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: So stay in the white.
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  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that what it means?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm deciphering.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does anybody else think something else?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where's the Riddler?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I look to Ace.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, like, when you
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  SPEAKER_01: When you're passing away or whatever,
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  SPEAKER_01: they always say that...
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they say don't go to the light or go to the light?
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  SPEAKER_00: Depends on how to live or die.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you want to live, you would stay away from the light, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: The light is the... I think you're cooking way too hard about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or what do you think?
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  SPEAKER_01: And are you stoned?
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  SPEAKER_00: It says, doesn't say to keep away from the light or the darkness.
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  SPEAKER_00: It just says to keep away from those who have come before.
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  Which means probably whatever came here before us is not going
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  to be in the best
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  SPEAKER_00: state if we run into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It says they've been immersed in the darkness.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's why I was thinking we should stay in the light,
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  SPEAKER_01: because if we go in the dark,
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  SPEAKER_01: then we might get into the darkness.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, however it happens, we certainly don't want to end up like them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who is this them you're speaking about?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm scratching my head confused.
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  SPEAKER_01: The people before us.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we can assume that there have been many before us.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does that mean that we're about to be beset by darkness demons?
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  SPEAKER_00: Potentially.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know my eyes at Ace.
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  SPEAKER_00: Adventure ho and all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, let's walk down the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Perhaps we should adopt our...
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  SPEAKER_01: Our dungeon crawling mode, you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: What, invisibility first and such?
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  SPEAKER_01: I would say so.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I look back to Dionysus.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you do the honors?
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  SPEAKER_01: Clearly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just let my head up and make sure there's no traps or any harmful items.
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  SPEAKER_00: And off and about.
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  SPEAKER_03: As you guys are preparing to enter the shaft in front of you,
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  SPEAKER_03: you hear a loud crack coming from behind you.
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  SPEAKER_01: A loud crack?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a loud crack, like wood splintering.
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  SPEAKER_01: I immediately unsheathe Donna the Destroyer and turn around.
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  Your dragon turtle friend has followed the ship that was now in
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  the shallow waters
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  and trying to hold position for you guys so they could take you
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  out when you get
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  SPEAKER_03: out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fucking hell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Elish speaks up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You guys go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll protect the ship.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just you?
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  SPEAKER_03: You haven't seen...
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and the crew.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's got the crew, too, so it's not just him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right,
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  SPEAKER_03: the crew had,
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  SPEAKER_03: they had some mercenaries with them,
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  SPEAKER_03: and they have combat skills because you're with one of the core captains,
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  SPEAKER_03: Ymir.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, like, they know how to fight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't die, Prince.
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  SPEAKER_03: I should say the same to you all.
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  And he goes into his fox form and dashes and begins running on
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  water towards the ship.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's actually pretty cool.
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  SPEAKER_03: Be careful!
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  SPEAKER_01: What was that, Ben?
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like,
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  SPEAKER_01: uh,
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  SPEAKER_01: be careful as,
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  SPEAKER_01: like,
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  I'm too late to say anything because I couldn't comprehend what
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  was going on
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  SPEAKER_03: because there's a big giant dragon turtle at us again.
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  SPEAKER_03: But anyways,
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  so we're staying away from that big thing outside and we're
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  going down the shaft,
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  SPEAKER_01: correct?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we shouldn't dally.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can we dilly?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, Ella's
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  SPEAKER_01: We can fill it down the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: I continue to sneer at Ace and then I follow him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stop adding verbs and adjectives in front of the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is going to get bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: Real bad, real fast.
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  SPEAKER_01: You mean the long shaft?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, the long dark shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a jagged shaft?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it curved?
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  SPEAKER_01: Does it curve down, you know, as you get lower?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is fully straight.
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  SPEAKER_03: An even and symmetrical.
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  SPEAKER_01: An even and symmetrical.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it a thick shaft?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it like... Could we stand side by side?
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you can.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can fit five of you side by side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ, this is actually huge.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's also pitch black and dark.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a big shaft.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is a big...
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  SPEAKER_01: That is a big dark shaft right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like 25 feet wide, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's intimidating.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can I drop a big rock down the hole?
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  SPEAKER_02: This is your own fault.
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  SPEAKER_02: You opened this door, so you have nothing to complain about.
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  Can you imagine if we go all the way down here and just
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  encounter two large
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  SPEAKER_00: boulders and nothing else?
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, seriously.
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  SPEAKER_03: Two large boulders and a bunch of...
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I throw a rock down there?
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: You find a rock.
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  SPEAKER_03: How big of a rock are you looking for?
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, beach ball size.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because it's five foot wide, so... Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Make a strength check.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it just, like,
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  Is it just a bait hole,
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  or is it like a mining shack where we can walk down?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm waiting for Dianus to find a rock.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the wrong thing, that's stealth.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's fine, I'll use that for your stealth, okay, so that's fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I need a strength check for the rock.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  you find one it's a it's a little heavy to pick up it's a
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  little heavy it takes you
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  a little bit and you kind of like you're you do the the the
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  heavy object knee
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  SPEAKER_03: waddle thing
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  where,
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  like,
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  your legs are shaking because it's so heavy,
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  but you get it,
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  you have it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Devlin, will you help your sister?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, I should go see how far she got, but, yeah, I could help her.
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  SPEAKER_03: Devlin comes over and picks up,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then you guys usually both get it over to the entrance of the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_03: We've got to drop our boulders on the shaft.
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  SPEAKER_03: So...
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  SPEAKER_03: Make a perception check.
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  SPEAKER_03: With advantage, because your sister is helping you.
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  SPEAKER_00: That advantage helped you.
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  SPEAKER_03: A lot.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you have 60 foot darkvision.
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  SPEAKER_03: So looking down this wide dark shaft, you see that it is pitch black.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's no light source whatsoever coming from it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You do make out like long steps that go down.
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  So it's not a straight down drop and it's not like a mining
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  shaft that has a ladder or anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like more like
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  SPEAKER_03: There's pyramid steps going down it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or something, just really long steps.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they go for as far as you can see.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, your darkvision's 60 feet, and you just see steps.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't see anything else.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, can I light a torch?
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can't light a torch, you're holding a boulder.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought I threw it down the hole already.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so...
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  SPEAKER_03: How do you want to throw it down the hole?
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  SPEAKER_00: Just like the heave-ho.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: With Devlin's help, that's easy enough to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You do it on three,
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  SPEAKER_03: heave-ho it down,
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  SPEAKER_03: and it does the first thud,
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  SPEAKER_03: because while you had help,
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  SPEAKER_03: it didn't go very far.
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  SPEAKER_03: So it thuds on like the third step down.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then because it's so heavy, it just kind of rolls.
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  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't really bounce anymore.
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  And you hear the k-dunk,
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  k-dunk,
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  k-dunk as it's going down until you don't hear it anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: Looks like we're safe from any pitfalls on these stairs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully I didn't knock any of the stairs out with that boulder.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hopefully.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so now you want to light a torch as well?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and we'll start holding all your steps.
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  SPEAKER_01: Will we all need to light torches?
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  SPEAKER_03: You're currently a floating torch.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Do we all need to light torches in order to see effectively?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: It depends on if you have darkvision or not.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have dark vision.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: So you'd be relying on the torchlight,
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: which is,
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: I believe,
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: a 10-foot light radius or a 20-foot light radius.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Something like that.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: But that's from where Dianus is.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to light my own torch.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hand mine to Penn.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Penn and Malachi have torches.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: This way that you're not a floating torch.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead, Ace.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: Just looking around,
• 20:03
  is there anything else besides the sign outside of the shaft
• 20:07
  that we might have
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_00: missed?
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: No,
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: this island's pretty flat,
• 20:14
  except for the rocky shore that you kind of had to navigate
• 20:18
  your way over.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: And you see on the other side,
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: on the far side of the island,
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: it's not really lake,
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: it starts turning into marshland.
• 20:29
  The marsh.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: So while you don't know how deep it is,
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: because marsh and swamps can still get pretty deep water-wise,
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: you do see that it's not just water.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: There starts to be marshland on the other side.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_00: Gotcha.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_03: But no, this area that you're in right now is actually pretty flat.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: You can see for a distance in all directions for the most part.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: And you could see the horizon line like down looking towards the ocean.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: You could see the there's mountains way to the south,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: the mountains,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: and you could see like the tree line to your east.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Very well.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: What is the marching order for going down the wide shaft?
• 21:19
  I'll go first yeah Dionys side by side like the Wizard of Oz oh
• 21:24
  no no no no but I
• 21:29
  think it should be the dungeon crawl order so Dionys and Ace I
• 21:36
  will me and Pen in
• 21:38
  the middle I think Devlin should actually bring up the rear
• 21:43
  since she's also like a
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: hunter like Dionys but that's up to you guys
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: She's awesome.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: Say again?
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: Deionis, where do you want Draco?
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um, come back by seven.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so your sister will keep Draco company.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: So, this will be your marching order.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, there we go.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_03: So the six of you will be heading down the shaft.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: What are you all trying to remain stealthy as a group?
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um... Malachi and Pen roll stealth checks with disadvantage.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, you just roll a straight stealth check.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: Why disadvantage?
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: You're holding torches.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: In a completely dark space.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, 11.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: That was... Um... 4.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, you guys are stealthy.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: This is a dark place.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: What could live down here?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin rolled a 14, by the way, so... At least you have Dayanus!
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: She's basically invisible.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: she has advantage on her stealth checks even without the invisibility,
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: so...
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: Plus I have a plus 11,
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: so...
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: Your sister has a plus 10.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: And she rolled low.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: But regardless,
• 24:29
  you guys believe that you are stealthy enough in a dark chamber
• 24:36
  that there couldn't
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: be much alive down here anyway.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's what we thought with the banshee.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: But see, he said alive.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: He was alive.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: I shudder at the thought of that banshee.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: So you move down at a cautious pace.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: You get 30 feet in.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: 60 feet in.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: 100 feet in.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: Still dark.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Still going downstairs.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_00: Have we caught up with the rock yet?
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_03: You do see some of the stairs.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Looking down Dayanus and Ace especially,
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: you would see that one,
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: which is obvious,
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanus has good aim because it hit almost the dead center of every step.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: And you see where it hit.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_03: There's chips in the otherwise perfect stonework.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_00: This is why we can't have nice things die.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly what I was just gonna say, honey.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: 150 feet in.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Can I cast Divine Sense?
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, sure.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: What's the range on it?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, 60 feet.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: And how long does it last?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um... Ah, shit.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's just, uh, just until the end of, uh, the end of my next turn.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so six seconds.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_01: Do I sense anything in those six seconds?
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: At 150 feet?
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's getting colder, too, because you're underground.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: You start...
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know if it's the darkness,
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: or if even though this is a wide shaft,
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: it's still making you feel claustrophobic.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: You just feel...
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: uneasy as you continue further down.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: 200 feet.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to detect magic.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: That is 10 minutes and 30 feet?
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_02: 30 feet, yes.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: 10 minutes, yes.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: So you're concentrating on detect magic?
• 27:23
  other than you know you're you sense all of your guys items and
• 27:27
  you know all of
• 27:27
  draco because he's technically magic right uh all the usual
• 27:34
  stuff yeah all the
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: usual stuff but you don't sense anything different at 250 feet 300 feet
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_03: 350 feet.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: Still going.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_03: This sense of unease is still, it's nagging at.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: Especially you, Malachi, and you, Pen, having to rely on torches.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_00: This is a villain, if I've ever seen one.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just trying to put on a brave face, but I'm getting more concerned.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Right, like, it's not a scared feeling, it's like a... just a dis-ease.
• 28:18
  Real quick,
• 28:19
  but I did use divine sense like no one in our group pinged on
• 28:23
  me,
• 28:24
  right?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, okay, nope 350 feet 400 feet
• 28:43
  Dionys at 450 feet you see what you believe to be the floor the
• 28:49
  bottom of this
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_00: shaft Do we see the boulder?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: You do, actually.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: As you get within 20 feet of the floor,
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: so you're on the second to last step,
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_03: you do see the boulder rolled about 15 feet from the bottom of the steps.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_02: Is it still intact?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, there's definitely chips missing, and there's...
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: like, little pebbles across the floor.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_03: And the stairs were a little broken, but she found a decent boulder.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: She shouldn't pick it up.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's the last boulder.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: What are the walls?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oops, sorry, go ahead.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: I was just complimenting the boulder.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's a well-constructed boulder.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's a pretty boulder.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's a nice... You guys are complimenting nature.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: No, we're complimenting Dianus' ability to choose a fine boulder.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: I was picking fine boulders.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: They're not complimenting the shaft, so.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Thank goodness.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_00: Bring your torch up here.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_00: What did the shaft look like?
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I hold a...
• 30:26
  uh the torch up to the uh up to a wall does it look like does
• 30:30
  it is it made of
• 30:31
  anything in particular or is it just kind of it is unnaturally
• 30:35
  smooth stone
• 30:38
  interesting for being this far underground it looks like it's
• 30:41
  been something's been
• 30:43
  done to it to make it like this smooth and strong to not have
• 30:48
  at least withered
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: away being in a very wet environment otherwise
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_00: Perhaps some grinding in the wet environment.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Say again?
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Perhaps some intense grinding in the wet environment.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_00: A smooth dent.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: That looks like a lot of friction there.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was going to ask if there's a scent that's coming off from the...
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's all just building on the shaft.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: Just... So, the...
• 31:25
  Did the boulder stop because it's at the bottom of the shaft,
• 31:28
  or did it just lose momentum?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_03: It rolled about 15 feet from the bottom of the stairs and then stopped,
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: so it rolled so it had momentum,
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: and then it just looks like it probably lost momentum.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you all watched them throw it.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_03: It landed on the third step down, so they didn't throw it down very far.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_02: But we're at the bottom of the shaft right now.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, you guys are like on the second to last and last steps.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_03: Are you stepping down off of the stairs?
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: We were trying to determine if we are on the floor for certain.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: Did someone give Asa a torch?
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_00: I told Malachi to look, but... Oh, okay.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_00: I did look.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, you are on the foreseeable bottom.
• 32:22
  Can I do the whole,
• 32:23
  like,
• 32:25
  dip my toe and press down to make sure it's a floor?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's a floor.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Is it a floor?
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's a solid floor.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_03: Smooth.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's not at all.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Are there any other connecting tunnels?
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: You cannot see.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: You have 20 feet of light.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: Let's switch you guys over to the map you should be on now.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, it's plaid.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's just the way it ends up looking.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: I have concerns when it's plaid.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so... Who's got darkvision?
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_02: The two people up front, yeah.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: What are you guys seeing?
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_03: We'll get to that in just a moment.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: We'll get to that in just a moment.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: We've entered a 1970s living room.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's hell.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_00: Prepare yourself for that.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_00: He's got the little lamp in the corner.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: I always thought my grandmother's living room was pretty cool.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: It was, like, groovy, you know what I mean?
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like,
• 33:50
  Like Soul Train style like she had like those those styles like
• 33:54
  the old-school like
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: 70s style the painting like that Fringer Wow Okay,
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: so Draco is good
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: So, um, Ace Dianis, you just see a hallway in front of you.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take the plunge.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: I will step on the floor for the sake of everyone.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_03: Step on the floor.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be ready to grab Ace.
• 34:44
  Okay.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_00: I appear to be not dead.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's safe to proceed.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, we're gonna do... Let's see.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_03: 60 feet.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_03: That would be... I can see about that much down from where you are now.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_03: Ace and Dianas, uh...
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi and Pen, you can't see that far down.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: Are you guys going down the hallway?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to check for any kind of secret doors or other traps, even.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_03: Make a perception.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_03: No, we'll just use your pen.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you want to roll again, I'll just use the one you rolled already.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can use that one.
• 35:50
  As you guys move down the hallways,
• 36:00
  that sense of unease has gotten stronger.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: And it sounds like there's this ever-present but
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: Very sporadic and intermittent cloth-dragging sound along the floor.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's coming from directly ahead of us?
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_02: Mummies.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like it's coming from all around you.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_03: Except for behind you, where you just came from.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_02: Mummies.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you could be right, you know.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: Damn undead.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_03: At what pace do you want to move through these holes?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: Cautiously.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: So slow pace.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: So half your movement speeds.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: So you move
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: 15 feet in.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: Penn, something pings on your Detect Magic.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, guys, be careful.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: There might be a trap.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: I sense something.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa, what happened there?
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_01: Are we supposed to see all that?
• 37:38
  Oh.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why did that happen?
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: I don't see anything.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm closing my eyes.
• 37:51
  you can't actually see the uh well what's there we'll just
• 38:00
  assume it's a dairy farm
• 38:02
  you never know it could be an underground dairy farm it kind of
• 38:06
  look like it but
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_03: yeah then you something pings at the edge of your your detect magic
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: You've also got about five minutes left on your Detect Magic.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: There's something ahead.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: Just out of the range.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, roll a d20 for me.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: I hope you roll even.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's another 15 feet.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_03: There's still something pinging, but you guys don't really see anything.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Is it getting closer to us?
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_03: You got closer to it.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: So it's not moving.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: Not currently, not that you can tell.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: Another 15 feet.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_03: As you move this next 15 feet,
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: Ace and Malachi,
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: you look to your left and see that there's just a mummy standing there,
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: not moving,
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: not responding to your presence.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_00: I fucking knew it!
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_00: A mummy?
• 39:37
  Yep,
• 39:38
  it's not moving,
• 39:39
  it's just against the wall,
• 39:40
  it's not responding to your presence.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't trust it.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what I'm detecting is magical?
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it is in the place, like, uh, do you guys point it out?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, yes, Ken, that is what is magical.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: Is it, is it something on him or him, period?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's him.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 40:07
  I am going to take some of the food out of my bag and put it at
• 40:12
  its feet as an offering.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: Do mummies eat food?
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_03: None of you guys have never encountered mummies.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm whispering at this point.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what are you doing?
• 40:30
  about Egyptian mummies and food is really important in the
• 40:34
  afterlife and shut up.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: What is this place called Egypt?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_03: What's Egypt?
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_01: What is an Egyptian mummy?
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's a book.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's a book.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's actually an accurate response from Ace.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's actually good.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'll have to read that book.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: That sounds interesting.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: It is one of the books you have on you, Ace.
• 41:03
  You did get put here with some of your books,
• 41:07
  so...
• 41:08
  I will be firing that off of you,
• 41:10
  Ace.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_01: Ace, are you referring to some of the toons in the Jungle Occult?
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_00: What was that?
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: Are you referring to some of the toons in the Jungle Occult?
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure a lot of tombs probably have similar rules.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_03: You guys move another 15 feet.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_03: Dianus and Pen,
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: to your right,
• 41:42
  there's a mummy that's kind of just walking aimlessly in random
• 41:48
  directions around.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't really notice you, but it's moving.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: You look back at Ace and be like,
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: Mummies?
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: Are they supposed to walk?
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: I thought there were dead people wrapped in, like, cloth.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on here?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: Explain to me, Ace.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 42:08
  Some of them,
• 42:08
  they've read that they've been cursed,
• 42:11
  but usually they try to murder.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_00: They don't just meander.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_03: Are you just going past it?
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: we're not gonna...
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah,
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_00: let's try to stealthily get past it,
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_00: since now that I know that they murder people.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're still fine.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: You're moving at a slow pace, so you're being very cautious.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: Are these... Oh, I'm really cautious now.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: Are these mumbies,
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: like,
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: stiff,
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: original Night of the Living Dead zombies,
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_00: or do they seem like they might be more...
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_00: more...
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: life...
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: facing Brendan Fraser down?
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: Sort of, mumbies.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_03: They're...
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: the cloth bodies are very filled out.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_03: They're not just skeletons.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_01: Which means they're runners.
• 43:03
  Fuck.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_00: Where's Brandon Fraser?
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_01: It just means that they wrapped them properly to preserve the bodies.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_01: The whole point of mollifying them.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_01: And can you control them?
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: Since you can make...
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: Undead, right?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: But to take control over an already, I guess, living undead?
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: But if he was dead, then I can bring him back.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, can I charm him?
• 43:43
  I could,
• 43:43
  probably,
• 43:44
  but I won't have total control as if I brought him back from
• 43:49
  death.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_03: You can only charm humanoids if it's a charmed person.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's a mummy, so I figured they'd be a human.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_03: They might not be.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: You see this in front of you now as you cross this threshold.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_03: Another 15.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_03: I mean... Penn, you're getting a lot of pings on your detect magic.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: A lot.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Same type as before?
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_03: Except twice as many.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: We got... I think we got a lot more mommies in here.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: Which way are you going to stealthily move?
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: Go north or south, guys.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: Do we see any doors in either direction?
• 44:51
  just wide open space actually you and dianus would see uh like
• 45:00
  10 feet into this
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_03: room so there's a door there uh south
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: So you would see a little more then.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_03: But south just keeps going in a huge, like, entrance way.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's not what I want to do.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I want to do.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like, south just keeps going in, like, an open hallway type deal.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want Di and I to, like, sneak up and see if there's anything?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_00: Sneak back?
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do that.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: We'll hold the port right here.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: Where are you sneaking to?
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_00: To the northeast.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: Ace should be able to turn invisible, right?
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: Only if she doesn't move or take an action in darkness.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: And she is not currently in darkness because your torches are lit.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: Over there, I just have to hold still once I get there.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_03: Are you keeping your slow pace like you were?
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: Are you moving at normal speed?
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: We'll go normal across the room.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't seem like there's anything in the way.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_03: As you go normal across the room,
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: you do pass between two more mummies that are just kind of moving around.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: As you get up to here, so you move another 15 feet,
• 46:48
  uh we'll reveal this for you you see a large open room but in
• 47:08
  here you see lots of mummies
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: Standing, staring at the entrance.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_00: Perhaps we should just back away very slowly.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: That sounds like a great idea.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: So you, at a slow pace, you take your time backing away.
• 47:33
  You almost bump into another mummy,
• 47:35
  but you sense it and it kind of just keeps walking around.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_03: And you make your way back to the group.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, guys, there is a shit ton of mummies up over here.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably not that way.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_00: Probably not.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: You also saw that there was a dead end.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_03: It didn't look like it went anywhere.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: More of these Egyptian mummy things that Ace was talking about.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Ace and Diana, she saw a nine in there.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_02: South it is, I guess.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: Probably for the best.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_00: Slow and steady.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what the sign is trying to tell us about the darkness.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_01: If we would have attacked the mummy as soon as we seen it,
• 48:32
  we would have called the attention of all these among us
• 48:36
  through the darkness.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: And we would have got immersed in the darkness.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: Back at your slow pace.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi and Ace right next to you.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_03: Another mummy.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's right there.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like it.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: Bye.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's just standing there.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: Not moving.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_03: Not moving.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: That one's not moving.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's just standing there.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to antagonize it.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to put a hand on Asha's shoulder.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to kind of nudge her forward.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: Keep going.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: 15 more feet.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: You see a mummy just kind of walking in your peripheral.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: What is it, just walking in a circle?
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're just walking in circles.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_01: This reminds me of, like, Silent Hill.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, you get here.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: Let me reveal more for you.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'd honestly be very impressed if these zombies were just a bunch of,
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: like,
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: dairy farmers trying to eke out a living making cheeses underground.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: So you see two large statue-like things,
• 50:01
  but you're not entirely sure if they're statues or something
• 50:04
  that is very,
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_03: very,
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_03: very securely wrapped up and just stationary.
• 50:10
  but they're big they're big as you get closer they're they're
• 50:16
  what size is that
• 50:20
  they're like 10 12 feet tall just cloth wrapped humanoids
• 50:33
  standing there unmoving
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_03: on like a pedestal
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like a statue, but not made of stone.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: From this distance, I don't think I can see them.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: Only Ace and Dianus can.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you guys, what do you do?
• 50:52
  I don't know what these guys feel about these two big dudes in
• 51:00
  front of us.
• 51:09
  kind of like whisper back like hey guys let's keep moving but
• 51:15
  just keep an eye on
• 51:16
  those guys okay you guys keep moving forward no problems no
• 51:30
  movement from the ones
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_03: that are there
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_03: This all could have gone very differently.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: Another 15 feet, you are met with an entrance of sorts.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: Do you, what do you do?
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean,
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: We continue, right?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_00: Just walk again.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just check the traps, stuff like that.
• 52:23
  Yeah,
• 52:23
  is there anything that might suggest that we,
• 52:26
  like,
• 52:27
  strangers shouldn't enter the room?
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_03: That doesn't look any different.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: The floor is still just solid stone.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like, there's no indication that anything is trapped.
• 52:44
  I'm going to just quickly run back and leave some food
• 52:48
  offerings for the guards as well.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: Just in case.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_03: The two giant ones?
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_03: You do too.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: Mark off however much you're leaving from your inventory.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_03: Unless it's just the snacks that you always perpetually pack.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_02: How much food do you think will appease things of that size?
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_00: They might appreciate that I have mummified food.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_00: Not everyone carries that.
• 53:13
  oh my as you enter this room let me do this purple lights
• 53:32
  purple torches around all
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_03: of these columns light
• 53:39
  The light seems to stay contained within this room and it does
• 53:42
  not leak into the
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_03: hallway that you came from.
• 53:47
  There are two large stone slabs in this room as you get to the
• 53:53
  center of it.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_03: And you can all see now, Penn, your detect magic is gone.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_03: And both your and Malachi's torches are null and void in here.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, so the darkness is just stuck in that corridor?
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_03: It was dark in here until you entered and all the purple lights lit up.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_03: All the purple torches around all the columns lit up.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: And now you can see in here.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_02: The columns are the gray circles?
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_03: The black circles, yeah.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_02: Black circles, OK.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: And there are two large stone slabs kind of offset from each other.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_03: You see off to the west, there is some type of other room, maybe?
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: You're not entirely sure.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_03: None of you can really see into it.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's like the darkness eats up the light.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: Are there any... Going in this direction?
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yep, over there into the west.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_00: Are there any symbols in this room?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like, embalming herbs?
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_03: Make a perception check.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, no.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: With your passive perception... There's something...
• 55:32
  off it's not embalming it's not like and it's not like death
• 55:37
  the things may have
• 55:38
  been down here much longer than any of that would have survived
• 55:50
  can i walk up to
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_03: one of the platforms and inspect it uh sure is anyone going with him
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go to the answer one.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_03: So, Malachi, which one do you want to go to?
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_01: The one closest to me.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, Ace, and Dianus will go to that one.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_03: Pen, Devlin, and Draco are going to the other one.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_03: As you inspect the stone slabs closer,
• 56:37
  a purple light begins to emanate from underneath where the top
• 56:42
  slab meets the rest
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_03: of the slab.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_03: And the tops of these stone slabs begin to move on their own.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_03: You realize that this was a tomb.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, these are the sarcophagi.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_03: After a few moments,
• 57:00
  two large mummified monstrosities show themselves crawling out
• 57:07
  of the tombs.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: They have various cloth wrappings moving on their own.
• 57:16
  One of them has a mask that looks manly in nature,
• 57:19
  and the other one has a more feminine mask.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_03: There is a massive purple aura coming off of both of them.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh,
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_03: pen on the one you are standing in front of,
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: you see that the inscription on it reads King Amenthes.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_03: And on the one that,
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: Ace,
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: Dionysus and Malachar in front of it,
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_03: you see that that says Queen Hotefites.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: I need you all to roll initiative.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_01: Queen what now?
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_00: Otafitis.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_03: I know, right?
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_00: I was just gonna bow and hope for the best.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: You were supposed to get more food.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize they were sarcophagi.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_03: Uh... Dayana... Oh, no, you know, Draco doesn't get...
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_03: Um, Penn, what'd you roll?
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_03: 17.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's not bad.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's not bad at all.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, looks like you're bringing up the rear with 14.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_03: So,
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_03: for those of you that have watched Soul Eater,
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: and the...
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: When Death the Kid goes to the temple in his intro episode...
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine that mummy times two.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's what these are.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_03: Dionysus with a 23.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_03: You go first.
• 59:14
  I think there'd be no nice talking our way out of this one,
• 59:17
  I don't think,
• 59:17
  guys.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_00: So, yeah.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good old bow.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, go ahead and roll your attack.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_03: Plus 15?
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that hits.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: So it takes 17 points of damage.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_03: That is forced damage.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_00: For my second shot, since...
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't think about it, you know.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_00: I think there's Mark and Sharpshooter again.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so he is... So you're going to Hunter's Mark.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll your second attack.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_03: With a minus five.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: This music needs to be less peaceful.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's a natural one.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately...
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_03: That misses.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_03: But, he is Hunter's Mark.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_00: I still have movement?
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_03: You still have movement, yes.
• 1:00:47
  Since I'm invisible,
• 1:00:49
  I'm going to move over here and I'm going to try to hide.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna try to what?
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_00: Blend in with the area.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_00: Blend in with the area.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_00: Is it Draco's turn?
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, no.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: At the end of your turn, it's gonna use a legendary action.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody within...
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just gonna use one legendary action and use Dreadful Glare.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone within 60 feet of it.
• 1:01:39
  So,
• 1:01:40
  Dayanus,
• 1:01:41
  Ace,
• 1:01:42
  and Malachi,
• 1:01:44
  I need the three of you to roll a wisdom saving throw.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, six.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_00: God.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to use a luck.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_03: All right, go ahead and use your luck, Malachi.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: 20.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_01: 30, 20.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_01: You succeed.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanus and Ace, you are both frightened and paralyzed.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck me.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_00: Bye, guys.
• 1:02:36
  Until the end of the mummy's next turn,
• 1:02:39
  you are both frightened and paralyzed.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_00: So we can't do anything.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi,
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_03: just as a note,
• 1:02:47
  you cannot be frightened or paralyzed by any mummy's dreadful
• 1:02:50
  glare for 24 hours.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh cool, nice.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_03: Because you succeeded.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_03: However... Now it's Draco's turn.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_00: Am I going to be able to tell him anything because I'm paralyzed?
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_03: Can you communicate telepathically with him?
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not positive.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_03: You must take a bonus action or command and take an action.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_03: You wouldn't be able to, anyway, use your bonus action for Hunter's Mark.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: So, no, it can... He can move.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_03: but otherwise takes the dodge action.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think he's better off with that right now.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_03: So you're going to keep him there?
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, keep him there and see how this goes.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, it is your turn, but you are frightened and paralyzed.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've heard.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_03: So you cannot do anything.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's Devlin's turn.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin is going to... Oh, let's see.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_03: So she's just going to Eldritch Blast.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_03: Do I wanna do that?
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, she's gonna use her bow.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_03: So she's gonna step back.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_03: to cover the other side of you,
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanis,
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_03: and she's going to use her Winter Dragon Striker on the one you hit.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_03: So that's 22 that hits.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_03: 4, 12, plus a d6.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_03: That is 15 points of damage.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, and then she, because I forgot to do it for her, uh, where is it?
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, maybe not, I don't want to do that.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so she's just gonna, she's gonna make her second strike.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_03: Eight, does an 18 hit?
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_03: It does.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_03: None of these are doing well, but at least her damage is good.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_03: So 15 points.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_03: Another 15.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_03: And that is her turn.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's her turn.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_03: So we go to the Mummy Lord's turn.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, he is going to crawl out of the side that you guys are at.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_03: And... Did he?
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_03: Did we take a long rest or anything after we got off the ship?
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_03: No, right?
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_03: You guys did not.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jesus.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um... There's two mummies in here, right?
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_03: There are two...
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_03: Royal mummies in here, yes.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for some reason I'm only seeing one on my map.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_00: Are you two zoomed in?
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_01: Ace.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, I zoomed out, but I don't see anything on the other platform.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_03: It is attacking you.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because you are paralyzed, it has advantage.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 26.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_03: Shit.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'd say that hit.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_03: You are paralyzed, which means a melee attack is automatically a crit.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_00: My armor protects me from crit.
• 1:08:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's right, it does.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_03: You still need to make a constitution saving throw.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh good, I'm so good at those.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_00: You take... All of the damage.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, show me what that total is.
• 1:08:39
  SPEAKER_03: 300.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's not 300.
• 1:08:46
  It would have been really bad,
• 1:08:48
  but I did give you armor that negates crits.
• 1:08:51
  16.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, there's 16 points of bludgeoning damage.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad I fought for my elven chain.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_03: 16 points of bludgeoning damage plus 24 points of necrotic damage.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm defensive against necrotic.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_03: You're what?
• 1:09:17
  SPEAKER_00: I have a- I'm resistant against necrotic,
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_03: it's from my book of- So you take 12 points of necrotic damage,
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_03: then,
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_03: instead of 24.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_00: Man!
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_00: These can't fuck with me!
• 1:09:30
  SPEAKER_03: However, you are cursed with mummy rot.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_01: Gross.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_01: Mummy rot.
• 1:09:36
  You cannot regain any hit points,
• 1:09:39
  and your hit point maximum decreases by 3d6 every 24 hours.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: Until when?
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_00: Forever.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's a curse.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_00: So... Damn it.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta get uncursed.
• 1:09:59
  Uh...
• 1:10:01
  And...
• 1:10:01
  And...
• 1:10:01
  Because the mummies can attack...
• 1:10:03
  Can make two actions every turn.
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_03: Uh... I need...
• 1:10:10
  ace dianas devlin and malachi to make a wisdom saving throw
• 1:10:15
  again oh no malachi
• 1:10:16
  you're immune um so ace i need another wisdom save dianas any
• 1:10:21
  other wisdom saving
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_03: devlin needs to make one 16.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: see uh the 16 is a success you are now immune to dreadful glare
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanis, that is also a success.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_03: 30, 20.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yay!
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_03: And Devlin rolled a 16.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_03: She is immune.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_03: So now at the end of its turn,
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Ace and Dayanis,
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_03: you both are now no longer frightened or paralyzed.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 1:10:50
  And you cannot be frightened or paralyzed by this same effect
• 1:10:54
  from any mummy.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sweet.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_03: Not just this particular one.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_03: From anyone that has this effect, you cannot be...
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_03: frightened or paralyzed by it because you succeeded for 24 hours.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_03: At the end of its turn,
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_03: because this mummy should have shown itself,
• 1:11:17
  SPEAKER_03: at the end of its turn,
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_03: the other one's going to use a legendary action.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can see it now.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_03: It...
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_03: It will... Penn, I need you to make a wisdom saving throw.
• 1:11:54
  SPEAKER_03: And Dayanus, make a wisdom saving throw for Draco.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he has a plus seven.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's good at those.
• 1:12:23
  SPEAKER_03: Let me know what you roll.
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_00: This is the same as mine, isn't it?
• 1:12:28
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, no, he has a plus seven to his saves.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I'll just roll.
• 1:12:35
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm just muted.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize I got up to already
• 1:12:43
  Draco is paralyzed and frightened until the end of this mummy's
• 1:12:48
  next turn.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_03: Pen, you are immune to the effect.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_03: But it is your turn, Pen.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_03: to, uh, pull out Baba Yaga's, uh, Pestle and turn it into a quarter cap.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_03: Is that an action?
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_03: Or a boss action or anything?
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it is something.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember what it is.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's... There's a red clear action.
• 1:13:29
  Mortar's a turner,
• 1:13:30
  a pestle,
• 1:13:31
  a six or something...
• 1:13:33
  You can extend it for a shrinket.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_03: No action required.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_03: So it's a plus three quarter staff.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay,
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_03: so...
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna pull it out in my...
• 1:13:50
  I'm gonna have to gear the staff in one hand and use that in
• 1:13:52
  the other hand.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna activate my symbiotic entity.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's my action.
• 1:13:59
  and as a bonus action um pulling it out pulling it out would uh
• 1:14:12
  pulling it out i'd
• 1:14:13
  say would be your bonus action but extending it into a quarter
• 1:14:17
  changing its form is
• 1:14:18
  not does not cost an action okay so now i'm going to pull it
• 1:14:23
  out turn it into a
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_03: quarterstaff and activate my samurai identities and um
• 1:14:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just gonna stand my ground.
• 1:14:33
  Okay.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_03: So, 13... times 4... is... 52?
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_03: Correct?
• 1:14:45
  SPEAKER_01: So it's 52 temporary points.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_03: This, folks, is why you play a druid.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, okay.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_03: It is now this mummy lord's turn.
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh!
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_03: What does this do?
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it would know, I don't think they're that intelligent.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, they're not.
• 1:15:59
  You see the mummy start making some very slow hand movements
• 1:16:09
  and point a finger at you,
• 1:16:11
  Pen.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_03: I need you to make a constitution save.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_03: Natural 20.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_03: So you only take half of this damage.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_03: You feel a wave of necrotic energy wash over you.
• 1:16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Resistency is gonna pass one.
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_03: So you take...
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_03: You would take 47 damage cut in half due to your success,
• 1:16:53
  SPEAKER_03: which makes that 23 cut in half again,
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_03: so you're only taking 11 points of damage.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Necrotic damage.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's its action.
• 1:17:07
  SPEAKER_03: And then it's going to move up to the edge of its thing there.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi?
• 1:17:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:17:21
  SPEAKER_03: It is your turn.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um... Oh, sorry.
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_01: You gonna say something?
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_01: Can I use my reaction to the Halo Force?
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, what type of damage is that?
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's a product.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_03: It has no effect.
• 1:17:50
  As you use reaction and activate your spores to attack this
• 1:17:54
  creature as it comes in
• 1:17:55
  SPEAKER_03: range,
• 1:17:56
  you notice that the necrotic energy that you're used to seeing
• 1:18:00
  your spores deal is
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_03: not doing anything to this creature.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_03: Seems unfazed.
• 1:18:10
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, now it is your turn.
• 1:18:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, okay.
• 1:18:20
  Um...
• 1:18:23
  I'm gonna draw Sandra...
• 1:18:25
  Well,
• 1:18:26
  I guess I have to spend an action to draw a weapon.
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you had a weapon drawn.
• 1:18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I think I had my axe out.
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_03: You had Donna drawn.
• 1:18:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:18:39
  In that case,
• 1:18:40
  we're gonna...
• 1:18:40
  But yes,
• 1:18:41
  you would spend an action to swap weapons.
• 1:18:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay,
• 1:18:46
  now we're going to hold on to Donna and we're going to take a
• 1:18:50
  couple of swipes at
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_01: this guy in front of us here.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, go ahead and roll.
• 1:19:03
  SPEAKER_01: 17?
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Barely hits.
• 1:19:06
  Okay,
• 1:19:07
  so I'm going to Divine Smite on top of that and I'm going to
• 1:19:13
  Thunder a Smite.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_01: As a bonus action.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do the damage on the normal slash first.
• 1:19:24
  SPEAKER_03: Let me check something.
• 1:19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because one of those had a save.
• 1:19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Thunderous Smite has a strength save.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, fuck.
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_03: So let me...
• 1:19:47
  so theirs is not that's a fail so it fails all right so it uh
• 1:19:57
  on top of the divine
• 1:19:59
  smite and the thunderous smite deals an extra 2d6 and it is
• 1:20:06
  knocked 10 feet away
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_03: and knocked prone so roll your slashing damage first oh
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_01: So, Donna slashing.
• 1:20:20
  SPEAKER_01: That's 13.
• 1:20:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, roll your Divine Smite.
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_00: Where is the Divine Smite?
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_01: Where is the Divine Smite damage?
• 1:20:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's a D-Aid.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_01: Wait.
• 1:20:43
  SPEAKER_01: When you hit with a melee weapon attack, you can expend...
• 1:20:47
  SPEAKER_01: One spell slot to deal 2d8.
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_01: So 2d8.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's 11.
• 1:20:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_02: And then bonus action.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_03: And then your thunderous smite.
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_02: Then the thunderous smite.
• 1:21:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's another five.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:21:14
  SPEAKER_02: Then I got to mark off a spell slot.
• 1:21:17
  SPEAKER_03: It is pushed back 10 feet,
• 1:21:20
  SPEAKER_03: and it's so large you can't tell if it's knocked prone,
• 1:21:24
  SPEAKER_03: but it is not as imposing as it was previously.
• 1:21:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:21:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's your first attack.
• 1:21:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, I'm gonna use some movement to get right up on it.
• 1:21:43
  SPEAKER_01: There we go.
• 1:21:43
  SPEAKER_01: You can't climb that.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I can't climb that.
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_02: No?
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_03: You'd be inside of the coffin.
• 1:21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this hole?
• 1:21:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um... In that case... You can go around.
• 1:22:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, um... Like, to here?
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:22:13
  SPEAKER_03: And then you can make another attack.
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_01: Now...
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_01: If it's prone, I would get advantage, right?
• 1:22:21
  SPEAKER_02: But how's that working right now?
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's considered prone.
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_03: But it's not really any less imposing.
• 1:22:32
  SPEAKER_02: Can I make my attack with advantage?
• 1:22:37
  Let me see.
• 1:22:39
  SPEAKER_02: Because I am within five feet of it.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll say you attack with advantage.
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_02: So then we're using the same weapon.
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_02: 27.
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_01: That hits.
• 1:23:11
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, and we're going to do the same thing.
• 1:23:13
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to add another Divine Smite.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Roll your normal attack first.
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_01: Slashing.
• 1:23:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's 11.
• 1:23:26
  SPEAKER_01: And then expending another spell slot.
• 1:23:32
  SPEAKER_01: 2d8.
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Radiant damage.
• 1:23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Another 8 damage.
• 1:23:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's looking very hurt.
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_01: Very hurt?
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:23:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:23:51
  SPEAKER_03: Very, very hurt.
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_02: I think I will end my turn.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:24:07
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanis, back up to you.
• 1:24:08
  You just see Malachi unleash a lot of blade strikes and smite
• 1:24:18
  magic on this thing.
• 1:24:24
  SPEAKER_01: I hit it really hard.
• 1:24:27
  job it was consider some sharpshootin online I say sharpshooter
• 1:24:38
  go ahead what the
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_03: hell how do you want to do this own
• 1:24:57
  right through the chest as malachi and ace you see dionis
• 1:25:05
  dionis's arrow fly uh as
• 1:25:09
  it's over your head and malachi you see it just flying straight
• 1:25:13
  it hits the center
• 1:25:15
  SPEAKER_03: of this creature's chest
• 1:25:20
  And the force of the arrow just causes the wrappings around the
• 1:25:26
  center to explode.
• 1:25:27
  SPEAKER_03: And Malachi,
• 1:25:28
  you see the back just splat out with whatever remnants of a
• 1:25:34
  body was inside this
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_03: creature.
• 1:25:40
  As it slowly reaches a hand out and then just begins to fall
• 1:25:44
  forward and crumple in a pile of
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_03: Cumin excrement and cloth.
• 1:25:51
  I'm gonna put my axe up in the air in Dionysus' direction and
• 1:25:58
  be like,
• 1:25:59
  Nice shot,
• 1:26:00
  goddess!
• 1:26:03
  I'm gonna do a slight bow,
• 1:26:06
  wink at Malachi and be like,
• 1:26:08
  You did most of the work,
• 1:26:09
  bud.
• 1:26:11
  After you say that,
• 1:26:11
  Malachi,
• 1:26:12
  you notice that there's some flesh splatter on you.
• 1:26:20
  smells uh dionis you have a second strike and your hunter's
• 1:26:24
  mark is free i'll start
• 1:26:28
  by putting the hunter's mark on the other one okay i'll take
• 1:26:37
  another shot alone go
• 1:26:38
  SPEAKER_03: ahead and fire that hits
• 1:26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, roll D6 for Hunter's Mark.
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_03: Four.
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:27:12
  SPEAKER_03: 16 points of damage.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_03: Um, are you moving?
• 1:27:23
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, yes.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you are moving Draco, he is taking the dodge action.
• 1:27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he'll take the dodge action.
• 1:27:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to try to hide stealth fully, too.
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 1:27:51
  SPEAKER_03: you're stealthy naturally,
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_03: but you can't actually stealth because that would be an action.
• 1:28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Ace,
• 1:28:05
  SPEAKER_03: shaking off the fright and paralysis,
• 1:28:10
  SPEAKER_03: and after being hit pretty hard by a punch,
• 1:28:16
  SPEAKER_03: you now see that there's only one left in this room.
• 1:28:22
  SPEAKER_00: I am very mad.
• 1:28:23
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm going to get a slightly closer shot over here by a
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_00: Devlin.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:28:34
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm casting Hellish Rebuke at 5th level.
• 1:28:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:28:43
  SPEAKER_03: Dexterity.
• 1:28:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:28:50
  SPEAKER_03: There's only two things these things aren't good at.
• 1:28:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 14.
• 1:28:57
  SPEAKER_00: Rolling damage.
• 1:29:00
  SPEAKER_03: Is that full damage?
• 1:29:01
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's full damage.
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, your spell save is ridiculous.
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_00: That is.
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, God!
• 1:29:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what kind of damage is that?
• 1:29:15
  SPEAKER_00: Fire.
• 1:29:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:29:19
  SPEAKER_00: Burn it with fire.
• 1:29:21
  SPEAKER_00: No!
• 1:29:25
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't like that hit, but it's still up.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_00: Then, I'm going to use a bonus action as well.
• 1:29:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's my first time, and I'm excited.
• 1:29:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put my Hexblade curse on it.
• 1:29:43
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna curse it, okay.
• 1:29:46
  SPEAKER_00: My Hexblade curse!
• 1:29:48
  SPEAKER_03: So it's cursed.
• 1:29:54
  You have,
• 1:29:55
  um...
• 1:29:58
  So you have five feet of moving if you want to use it,
• 1:30:00
  but otherwise that's...
• 1:30:03
  SPEAKER_03: Action bonus action.
• 1:30:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be leaving it there.
• 1:30:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:30:09
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin's turn.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see Devlin.
• 1:30:19
  SPEAKER_03: She's not going to waste that yet.
• 1:30:26
  SPEAKER_03: She's not going to do that yet either.
• 1:30:34
  SPEAKER_03: And she's most useful with her bow.
• 1:30:37
  SPEAKER_03: So, first strike, 30, that hits second strike.
• 1:30:42
  SPEAKER_03: 27, they both hit.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_03: So, 9, 12, that's 21.
• 1:30:44
  SPEAKER_03: Plus the additional, so 25 points of damage.
• 1:30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:31:03
  SPEAKER_03: Um, bonus action.
• 1:31:13
  SPEAKER_03: This doesn't really have bonus action.
• 1:31:23
  SPEAKER_03: So we move on to Penn.
• 1:31:24
  SPEAKER_03: It is your turn.
• 1:31:34
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm going to hit him with both quarterstops.
• 1:31:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, I'm going to attempt to hit him.
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_03: I have two-handed fighting.
• 1:31:46
  SPEAKER_03: You do have two-handed fighting.
• 1:31:49
  SPEAKER_03: There's two weapons for me.
• 1:31:50
  It'll be your action and bonus action to do that,
• 1:31:53
  but yes,
• 1:31:53
  you can do that.
• 1:31:54
  SPEAKER_03: So, here's that.
• 1:31:57
  SPEAKER_03: There's a 19.
• 1:32:05
  that hits uh go ahead and roll it for the second one that is 18
• 1:32:15
  plus 10 right so 28
• 1:32:18
  so they both hit uh but it's the 1d6 right but i'm going to
• 1:32:27
  extend three charges on
• 1:32:29
  SPEAKER_03: baba yaga's pestle and uh increase
• 1:32:35
  SPEAKER_03: and do force damage by 3d8.
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to have you roll.
• 1:32:45
  SPEAKER_03: How do you want to do this?
• 1:32:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's your minimum damage kills it.
• 1:32:52
  SPEAKER_01: Nice pen.
• 1:32:55
  SPEAKER_03: I just, as I double tap him with like the quarterstaff, like I just
• 1:33:04
  I'm gonna,
• 1:33:04
  like,
• 1:33:04
  split up in half,
• 1:33:05
  and there's robes and...
• 1:33:08
  I mean,
• 1:33:09
  she's right there.
• 1:33:13
  SPEAKER_03: As you...
• 1:33:14
  SPEAKER_03: pound into the...
• 1:33:18
  SPEAKER_03: firm yet soft,
• 1:33:20
  SPEAKER_03: fleshy form that is underneath the tissue,
• 1:33:24
  it begins to split and splat everywhere as it literally gets
• 1:33:32
  beaten into a pulp.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_03: And you guys are now left in this room.
• 1:33:50
  SPEAKER_03: However, you do see that the darkness in this area
• 1:34:07
  SPEAKER_03: Seems to have subsided.
• 1:34:17
  Penn,
• 1:34:17
  roll a perception check and Malachi,
• 1:34:19
  roll a perception check for the tombs.
• 1:34:22
  SPEAKER_00: Quick question.
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:34:25
  I have already forgotten the many aspects of my current state
• 1:34:30
  of cursedness.
• 1:34:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm supposed to regain 16 HP if my Hexblade cursed thing dies.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_00: Am I not allowed to because I am cursed?
• 1:34:40
  SPEAKER_03: You cannot regain HP while you're under a mummy's curse.
• 1:34:44
  SPEAKER_03: At all.
• 1:34:46
  SPEAKER_03: Is your Hexblade's curse temporary HP?
• 1:34:50
  SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't say temporary.
• 1:34:51
  SPEAKER_00: It just says HP.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so no, you do not currently regain any HP.
• 1:35:00
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:35:01
  SPEAKER_00: Would there be, like, curse-breaking things in my book?
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like,
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_00: obviously,
• 1:35:11
  SPEAKER_00: there's no time to sit and read right now,
• 1:35:13
  SPEAKER_00: but...
• 1:35:15
  SPEAKER_03: Potentially,
• 1:35:15
  you may have come across some things that may have been helpful
• 1:35:21
  while researching
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_03: other things,
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_03: but you're not entirely sure right now.
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:35:26
  SPEAKER_00: We'll have to investigate my curse later.
• 1:35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Elrin also might be able to help because she did cure your weapons.
• 1:35:34
  SPEAKER_00: Well, just so you're all aware, I'm a little bit cursed, guys.
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait.
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_02: You cursed?
• 1:35:41
  SPEAKER_02: Lovely.
• 1:35:42
  SPEAKER_00: A little bit.
• 1:35:43
  SPEAKER_03: Penn, what'd you roll?
• 1:35:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I rolled a 24.
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, inside of the tomb that is in front of you,
• 1:35:56
  SPEAKER_03: You see dust.
• 1:36:01
  SPEAKER_02: Lovely.
• 1:36:03
  SPEAKER_03: Pen inside of the tomb that's in front of you.
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_03: You make out some pebbles with the dust.
• 1:36:14
  SPEAKER_03: There is a lot of shiny things in the room that was just darkness before.
• 1:36:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's over here to the left?
• 1:36:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_02: Can we all go check that out?
• 1:36:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to walk over to Ace.
• 1:36:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to pull out my Diamond Dust.
• 1:36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:36:39
  And I'm going to start bousing Ace in the Diamond Dust and cast
• 1:36:50
  Greater Restoration.
• 1:36:54
  SPEAKER_03: As diamond dust is thrown all over you,
• 1:37:00
  SPEAKER_03: Ace,
• 1:37:02
  SPEAKER_03: and Penn begins his speaking and his gesturing for greater restoration,
• 1:37:12
  SPEAKER_03: the diamond dust glows that is around you.
• 1:37:16
  SPEAKER_03: It begins to sparkle, and it takes on this very...
• 1:37:21
  light purple-like lilac color as you feel the curse be sucked
• 1:37:29
  out of you as you are cured.
• 1:37:35
  SPEAKER_00: This has happened way too frequently lately.
• 1:37:38
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:37:38
  SPEAKER_00: You're welcome.
• 1:37:45
  SPEAKER_00: By the time we get back to Ekther, I'm going to have been sucked dry.
• 1:37:51
  yes i can't i can't have one of my it's going to be very hard
• 1:37:56
  to keep one of you
• 1:37:57
  alive so all right well there's nothing in these films except
• 1:38:07
  dust and rocks and
• 1:38:09
  pebbles um i don't know if anybody needs ammo with rocks and
• 1:38:14
  slingshots and other
• 1:38:15
  SPEAKER_01: but i see shiny stuff in the other room should we go investigate yes
• 1:38:20
  SPEAKER_01: Go to the Shinies.
• 1:38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:38:27
  Somebody...
• 1:38:30
  Well,
• 1:38:30
  actually,
• 1:38:30
  I don't need to because Ace and Dionys have pretty high.
• 1:38:36
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, especially.
• 1:38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Walking into this room, it looks to be a treasury room.
• 1:38:44
  There are various piles of coins,
• 1:38:46
  gems,
• 1:38:47
  bars,
• 1:38:47
  and artifacts piled around the room.
• 1:38:50
  SPEAKER_03: Digging through now that you are not under immediate threat.
• 1:38:55
  SPEAKER_03: You do find 300 gold.
• 1:38:58
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 1:39:01
  SPEAKER_03: Three of the rainbow gems.
• 1:39:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Two pure silver bars.
• 1:39:06
  SPEAKER_02: Where's my notebook?
• 1:39:07
  SPEAKER_02: 300 gold.
• 1:39:09
  SPEAKER_02: Three rainbow gems.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_03: Two pure silver bars.
• 1:39:33
  SPEAKER_03: A silver-plated heavy wooden shield, like traditional shield.
• 1:39:41
  SPEAKER_02: Silver-plated heavy wooden shield?
• 1:39:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, and then a large silver and gold inlaid circular shield.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, oops, I didn't want to send that yet.
• 1:40:05
  SPEAKER_03: Two silver tipped elven spears.
• 1:40:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I forgot I put this in here.
• 1:40:19
  SPEAKER_03: And a large ancient golden cup filled with a mysterious purple liquid.
• 1:40:28
  SPEAKER_01: One large ancient cup?
• 1:40:33
  SPEAKER_03: I put it in the chat, but yeah.
• 1:40:34
  SPEAKER_03: Large ancient golden cup filled with a mysterious purple liquid.
• 1:40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Who wants to drink it?
• 1:40:47
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody.
• 1:40:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's zombie poison.
• 1:40:49
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
• 1:40:50
  SPEAKER_01: Or it's something really good.
• 1:40:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's not.
• 1:40:54
  SPEAKER_01: We should all take a sip.
• 1:40:56
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
• 1:40:57
  SPEAKER_03: Might not do anything if everyone takes a sip.
• 1:41:02
  SPEAKER_02: I look at Penn.
• 1:41:03
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 1:41:05
  SPEAKER_02: Could be good.
• 1:41:06
  SPEAKER_03: It might help each of you if you each take a sip.
• 1:41:09
  SPEAKER_03: It could be bad.
• 1:41:11
  SPEAKER_03: Might be good.
• 1:41:13
  SPEAKER_02: I say we find out.
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
• 1:41:15
  SPEAKER_01: Do we remember where we... Cheers indeed.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not drinking that.
• 1:41:21
  SPEAKER_00: All for one.
• 1:41:23
  SPEAKER_03: I take out my dragon vessel and use that as my cup.
• 1:41:27
  SPEAKER_03: I dip it in here.
• 1:41:29
  SPEAKER_03: How much of this liquid?
• 1:41:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is like a golden chalice.
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_03: So, like, it's not a lot of liquid in here.
• 1:41:36
  SPEAKER_01: I see a swig apiece.
• 1:41:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not drinking that.
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's fair.
• 1:41:43
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 1:41:44
  SPEAKER_03: You each take a swig.
• 1:41:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not drinking that.
• 1:41:48
  SPEAKER_03: Leaving some left in the cup.
• 1:41:52
  SPEAKER_03: You are both refreshed as if you have just completed a long rest.
• 1:41:58
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:41:59
  You additionally are granted a single ability point for any one
• 1:42:04
  ability that is under 20.
• 1:42:07
  SPEAKER_01: Under 20?
• 1:42:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what?
• 1:42:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm putting that to strength.
• 1:42:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:42:14
  SPEAKER_03: Let me do that on your sheet for you.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's nice.
• 1:42:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I look at Ace and I'm just like...
• 1:42:22
  SPEAKER_03: So you both can click the long rest button on your thing.
• 1:42:27
  SPEAKER_03: Pen, which one do you want to put your ability point into?
• 1:42:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure.
• 1:42:34
  SPEAKER_03: If I put in dexterity, will it go up to three or no?
• 1:42:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:42:39
  SPEAKER_03: Then yes.
• 1:42:41
  SPEAKER_03: And then I'd have to find different armor when I get to town.
• 1:42:46
  SPEAKER_03: Or make armor.
• 1:42:50
  SPEAKER_02: Pen, we should go shopping together.
• 1:42:52
  SPEAKER_03: There is still some purple liquid left.
• 1:42:56
  Ace and Dianis,
• 1:42:57
  you see them take sips and nothing terrible happened to them.
• 1:43:00
  SPEAKER_03: In fact, they look a little better than they did previously.
• 1:43:05
  SPEAKER_01: I feel stronger than I was a moment ago.
• 1:43:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm flexing.
• 1:43:11
  SPEAKER_00: You also feel that way when you drink too much mead.
• 1:43:14
  SPEAKER_01: This is also true, but this is a... Actually, no, this is fair.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_01: This is fair.
• 1:43:19
  SPEAKER_01: Nonetheless, I'm feeling stronger than a moment ago.
• 1:43:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I continue to flex.
• 1:43:27
  SPEAKER_00: I'll drink it if you do die.
• 1:43:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll drink it.
• 1:43:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:43:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:43:34
  SPEAKER_03: You both also feel refreshed as if after a long rest,
• 1:43:39
  and you each also gain an additional ability point to apply to
• 1:43:43
  a score that is
• 1:43:44
  SPEAKER_03: under 20.
• 1:43:54
  SPEAKER_01: Are you not dead?
• 1:43:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
• 1:43:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well done.
• 1:44:00
  SPEAKER_03: Just tell me which score you would like that applied to.
• 1:44:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'm gonna go with Constitution.
• 1:44:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:44:11
  SPEAKER_03: Won't change anything yet until you get another point there, but... Yeah.
• 1:44:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's the correct part.
• 1:44:19
  SPEAKER_00: I guess wisdom.
• 1:44:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, again.
• 1:44:30
  SPEAKER_03: Will not do anything yet, but that is fine.
• 1:44:33
  SPEAKER_03: You both can click the long rest button as well.
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take risks when I have guinea pigs to test them on first.
• 1:44:41
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin also takes a swig from it as well.
• 1:44:45
  SPEAKER_03: Not that she needs it, but she takes the long rest.
• 1:44:52
  SPEAKER_03: She is going to put that in...
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• 1:45:33
  SPEAKER_03: Throw it in.
• 1:45:34
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:45:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:45:37
  SPEAKER_03: Throw it in.
• 1:45:38
  SPEAKER_03: Constitution.
• 1:45:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_03: There seems to be nothing else of use in this room.
• 1:45:50
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing of any value either?
• 1:45:53
  SPEAKER_03: Other than the stuff that you found now.
• 1:45:59
  SPEAKER_01: I guess that's it, guys.
• 1:46:04
  SPEAKER_00: Are there any other doors?
• 1:46:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, there are not.
• 1:46:08
  SPEAKER_00: Do we just have to return the way we came?
• 1:46:13
  SPEAKER_03: Probably, but you may make a perception check.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:46:17
  SPEAKER_01: I say we do a mad dash.
• 1:46:22
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, she's making a perception check because... Expertise.
• 1:46:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um... That's a low roll.
• 1:46:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_03: 3?
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but the plus 11, I mean.
• 1:46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's monstrous, but damn.
• 1:46:42
  SPEAKER_03: So, digging through this ace specifically, you find an old scroll case.
• 1:46:57
  SPEAKER_00: Is it locked?
• 1:46:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:47:01
  SPEAKER_00: Are there any keys about?
• 1:47:04
  SPEAKER_03: Not that you found.
• 1:47:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, shit.
• 1:47:08
  SPEAKER_03: You can take it with you guys, though.
• 1:47:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you can find someone to unlock it for you.
• 1:47:13
  SPEAKER_00: I will indeed take it with me.
• 1:47:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:47:21
  SPEAKER_01: That should go in the bag of holding, right?
• 1:47:27
  SPEAKER_03: It is a big scroll case.
• 1:47:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well...
• 1:47:33
  SPEAKER_03: Penn, how much stuff's in the bag of holding weight-wise?
• 1:47:36
  SPEAKER_01: Give me a second.
• 1:47:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's forage.
• 1:47:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's 245 pounds a bit more.
• 1:48:01
  SPEAKER_03: You could fit the scroll case in there.
• 1:48:03
  However,
• 1:48:04
  you cannot fit either of the shields or the spears in there
• 1:48:09
  that you found.
• 1:48:17
  SPEAKER_01: How heavy is one of the shields?
• 1:48:18
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 1:48:19
  SPEAKER_01: The silver-plated heavy wooden shield, how heavy is that?
• 1:48:29
  If we each carried one of the things,
• 1:48:31
  we could probably carry everything.
• 1:48:33
  Yeah,
• 1:48:34
  or like,
• 1:48:35
  for example,
• 1:48:37
  somebody could cross the spears over their back.
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was thinking I would do that and maybe take a shield as well.
• 1:48:44
  SPEAKER_03: You, because of your great weapons, you'd have to use a shield.
• 1:48:47
  SPEAKER_03: You couldn't have great weapons and spears on your back.
• 1:48:51
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, okay.
• 1:48:53
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, you guys, between all of you, could get those out.
• 1:48:57
  SPEAKER_03: They just can't go in the bag of holding.
• 1:49:00
  But yeah,
• 1:49:00
  the scroll that Ace found that the case can go in the bag of
• 1:49:04
  holding.
• 1:49:04
  SPEAKER_03: That'll be fine.
• 1:49:11
  I'll turn the...
• 1:49:14
  I'll turn the pedestal back into a pedestal in front of my
• 1:49:17
  pocket.
• 1:49:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll take one of the spears and turn it on my back.
• 1:49:21
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll have a quarterstaff and a spear on my back.
• 1:49:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:49:25
  SPEAKER_01: Along with putting the chest of scrolls in the bag of holding.
• 1:49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Question about the ancient golden cup.
• 1:49:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's empty at this point, but is the cups of any value?
• 1:49:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's gold.
• 1:49:40
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have it.
• 1:49:42
  SPEAKER_01: You should probably keep it.
• 1:49:44
  SPEAKER_03: I assumed you were keeping it after you drank the liquid in.
• 1:49:48
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, because it is gold.
• 1:49:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:49:55
  SPEAKER_03: Have someone expect it further, maybe.
• 1:49:58
  SPEAKER_03: So am I just making the item just a scrolls?
• 1:50:05
  SPEAKER_03: So what were you saying about inspecting further?
• 1:50:11
  SPEAKER_03: The golden cup,
• 1:50:13
  some of the stuff that you've gotten in the past may lead you
• 1:50:16
  to think that some of
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_03: this stuff might have to be inspected further.
• 1:50:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
• 1:50:20
  SPEAKER_03: But the bag of holding is taking 300 gold,
• 1:50:23
  SPEAKER_03: the three rainbow drams,
• 1:50:24
  SPEAKER_03: two pure silver bars,
• 1:50:26
  SPEAKER_03: and the golden cup,
• 1:50:27
  SPEAKER_03: the golden chalice.
• 1:50:33
  SPEAKER_03: Could you message that to me?
• 1:50:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's in the group chat.
• 1:50:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 1:50:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's all in the group chat.
• 1:50:45
  SPEAKER_03: How are you guys exiting?
• 1:50:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think we should dash.
• 1:50:49
  SPEAKER_00: We got through slowly in the first place.
• 1:50:51
  SPEAKER_00: That seemed to not alarm them.
• 1:50:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll do our dungeon crawl mode.
• 1:51:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just wait.
• 1:51:03
  SPEAKER_01: This time, I don't know if I should even deploy.
• 1:51:05
  Do I need to deploy,
• 1:51:10
  whatchamacallit,
• 1:51:11
  a torch if I'm following directly behind?
• 1:51:14
  You just won't be able to see anything,
• 1:51:20
  but you'll know that Dionys is right in front of you.
• 1:51:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:51:27
  SPEAKER_01: What do you guys think?
• 1:51:28
  SPEAKER_01: Would that be more helpful to you guys?
• 1:51:30
  SPEAKER_01: You'll basically be our eyes and ears at this point then.
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_01: At least for me, because I can't see in the dark.
• 1:51:37
  SPEAKER_01: I will hold your hand.
• 1:51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:51:40
  SPEAKER_03: So you're doing the slow pace again?
• 1:51:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:51:44
  SPEAKER_02: Although I'm not lighting a torch this time.
• 1:51:46
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody roll a stealth check.
• 1:51:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm bad at these.
• 1:51:58
  SPEAKER_01: 16.
• 1:51:58
  SPEAKER_01: Still bad.
• 1:52:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dianesh, why even roll anymore?
• 1:52:10
  SPEAKER_03: You guys did a lot better this time.
• 1:52:12
  SPEAKER_03: So you don't have to move at half speed.
• 1:52:18
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 1:52:21
  SPEAKER_03: So you can move at full speed and make your way.
• 1:52:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say it takes you about...
• 1:52:28
  SPEAKER_03: 10-15 minutes to get back to the stairs.
• 1:52:31
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 1:52:32
  SPEAKER_03: So you guys get back to the stairs,
• 1:52:34
  SPEAKER_03: and then you don't,
• 1:52:35
  SPEAKER_03: you...
• 1:52:37
  SPEAKER_03: The zombie,
• 1:52:38
  SPEAKER_03: the mummies didn't really move from where they were.
• 1:52:40
  Like,
• 1:52:40
  they were in the same general area,
• 1:52:42
  so you could,
• 1:52:42
  you kind of navigated around them.
• 1:52:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:52:47
  SPEAKER_03: And then, uh... Oh, man.
• 1:52:52
  SPEAKER_03: Got back to the lakeside.
• 1:52:55
  SPEAKER_00: To go back up the stairs.
• 1:52:58
  oh yeah it takes you the same amount of time it takes you
• 1:53:00
  longer to get up the
• 1:53:01
  stairs actually exhausting going up is always you get to the
• 1:53:08
  top you're panting
• 1:53:10
  sweaty unhappy the temperature while it's still cool it got
• 1:53:16
  warmer as you went up
• 1:53:18
  the stairs uh gross but it's cool like it's still a cool
• 1:53:23
  outside you're just your
• 1:53:25
  SPEAKER_03: body is sweating
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_03: the change in temperature was not happy.
• 1:53:29
  SPEAKER_01: I feel sticky.
• 1:53:34
  SPEAKER_01: Gross.
• 1:53:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sweating.
• 1:53:38
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, to be fair, I'm always... Do you smell?
• 1:53:44
  SPEAKER_00: I was about to say,
• 1:53:46
  SPEAKER_01: because,
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_01: Ace is always,
• 1:53:48
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 1:53:49
  SPEAKER_01: hydrated and whatnot,
• 1:53:50
  SPEAKER_01: so I can't imagine she would be smelling badly.
• 1:53:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 1:53:57
  Yeah,
• 1:53:57
  water genasi smell like the water that they grew up around for
• 1:54:01
  the most part.
• 1:54:04
  SPEAKER_03: They also are always slightly damp.
• 1:54:09
  SPEAKER_03: So she smells like salt water?
• 1:54:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:54:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:54:18
  SPEAKER_03: Very, very heavy salt water, actually.
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:54:24
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's just too much, then.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_03: Too much.
• 1:54:27
  SPEAKER_00: But you smell too much of human.
• 1:54:30
  SPEAKER_03: You guys get to the top, panting, tired.
• 1:54:32
  SPEAKER_02: I smell like a pungent human.
• 1:54:37
  SPEAKER_03: And you don't see your ship.
• 1:54:42
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, what?
• 1:54:42
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:54:44
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell is going on here?
• 1:54:49
  SPEAKER_03: And we'll get to that when we come back from our break.
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• 1:55:29
  SPEAKER_03: And we are back!
• 1:55:31
  SPEAKER_03: The misfits just got out of the lover's tomb,
• 1:55:36
  SPEAKER_03: avoiding many mummies and Ace getting cursed by one.
• 1:55:42
  SPEAKER_03: As they emerged from the tomb, they found that their ship is missing.
• 1:55:50
  SPEAKER_03: So now, what are you guys going to do?
• 1:55:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:55:57
  I'm going to exclaim to the rest of the group,
• 1:55:59
  where the hell is the ship?
• 1:56:02
  SPEAKER_01: Where's Elish?
• 1:56:03
  SPEAKER_01: He was going off there.
• 1:56:04
  SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
• 1:56:09
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe there was a mutiny.
• 1:56:23
  a mutiny so randomly all of a sudden and you suppose they would
• 1:56:29
  have informed us of
• 1:56:30
  their planned mutiny i think if there was going to be a mutiny
• 1:56:35
  it would have
• 1:56:35
  happened you know what i don't think there was a mutiny but
• 1:56:41
  nonetheless we have no
• 1:56:44
  ship we're stranded what the fuck you're stranded i can you're
• 1:56:49
  not stranded there's
• 1:56:50
  SPEAKER_03: marshland attached to this island
• 1:56:54
  SPEAKER_01: Is it moving in the direction of the Dragon Temple?
• 1:56:59
  SPEAKER_03: You can pull out your map and look.
• 1:57:02
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on a second.
• 1:57:03
  SPEAKER_01: Where's that map?
• 1:57:05
  SPEAKER_00: My desktop.
• 1:57:10
  SPEAKER_00: Also, you're stranded, landlubber.
• 1:57:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, because you're queen of the waters, yes?
• 1:57:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yes!
• 1:57:29
  SPEAKER_01: Raspberries to you.
• 1:57:31
  Alright,
• 1:57:32
  so we're...
• 1:57:33
  I would expect you to have excretions from both your ass and
• 1:57:37
  mouth.
• 1:57:41
  SPEAKER_01: Keep it up, fish.
• 1:57:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'll see you in the water.
• 1:57:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, not the water.
• 1:57:59
  SPEAKER_01: Not even looking at Ace anymore.
• 1:58:01
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so we are in the middle on the island in Lover's Lake here.
• 1:58:09
  Yeah,
• 1:58:12
  there's a lot of marshlands,
• 1:58:14
  but we could probably make our way over to the temple.
• 1:58:18
  It'll take a little bit unless we want to,
• 1:58:20
  you know,
• 1:58:24
  summon some steeds or some stuff.
• 1:58:28
  SPEAKER_03: You also have a flare.
• 1:58:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's true.
• 1:58:35
  SPEAKER_01: To call the ship.
• 1:58:35
  SPEAKER_01: Who's holding the flare?
• 1:58:37
  SPEAKER_03: Ace.
• 1:58:37
  SPEAKER_03: It was given to her by Elrin.
• 1:58:41
  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure you want to use it now?
• 1:58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know if we need to.
• 1:58:46
  SPEAKER_01: If we're just going to travel, we might as well travel.
• 1:58:51
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody make a perception check.
• 1:58:54
  SPEAKER_01: Who's good at those?
• 1:58:55
  SPEAKER_00: Me.
• 1:58:56
  SPEAKER_00: And Dad.
• 1:59:00
  SPEAKER_02: One of the ladies.
• 1:59:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'll do it.
• 1:59:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think, Ace, you're the best right now.
• 1:59:07
  SPEAKER_03: You're rolling real low on those, though.
• 1:59:10
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 1:59:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm rolling pretty low on most things today.
• 1:59:13
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you have, like, a bardic inspiration luck or something like that?
• 1:59:17
  SPEAKER_03: She can't do it to herself yet.
• 1:59:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 1:59:21
  SPEAKER_03: Scratches.
• 1:59:23
  SPEAKER_03: Um,
• 1:59:24
  SPEAKER_03: still,
• 1:59:24
  SPEAKER_03: looking off into the distance on the horizon line,
• 1:59:27
  SPEAKER_03: you do see an object approaching you that looks ship-like.
• 1:59:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, are we heading back to Taoba, or are we exploring to the grassland?
• 1:59:43
  Well,
• 1:59:43
  if it's returning anyway,
• 1:59:44
  I say we save our flare and just explore till it gets here.
• 1:59:48
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait!
• 1:59:49
  SPEAKER_01: I can do a flare!
• 1:59:51
  SPEAKER_01: Can I try a Dragon Breath?
• 1:59:54
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, roll an Arcana check.
• 2:00:03
  SPEAKER_02: 21.
• 2:00:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's still the same as before.
• 2:00:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's about three feet in front of your face.
• 2:00:11
  SPEAKER_00: Did that count with my inspiration?
• 2:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, did you want it to inspire him?
• 2:00:14
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 2:00:15
  SPEAKER_00: I said it kind of last second.
• 2:00:17
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he heard me.
• 2:00:19
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, add a... What's your inspiration die right now?
• 2:00:22
  SPEAKER_03: A d6?
• 2:00:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:00:27
  SPEAKER_03: Roll a d6, Malakai.
• 2:00:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 2:00:28
  SPEAKER_02: I have five.
• 2:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: Still the same as before.
• 2:00:34
  SPEAKER_01: Dammit.
• 2:00:37
  SPEAKER_01: It was a 26.
• 2:00:38
  SPEAKER_01: I think I needed a 28.
• 2:00:39
  SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
• 2:00:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:00:45
  SPEAKER_03: The object is approaching the island at a rapid pace.
• 2:00:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fuck.
• 2:00:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, unusually rapid?
• 2:00:54
  You weren't off of your ship when you were moving as quickly as
• 2:00:57
  you were after you got chased.
• 2:01:00
  SPEAKER_03: So you don't know from the perspective of a bystander.
• 2:01:08
  SPEAKER_02: What does the object look like at this point?
• 2:01:10
  SPEAKER_03: It still looks ship-like.
• 2:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's still quite a ways in the distance.
• 2:01:15
  SPEAKER_01: Does it have like masts and whatnot?
• 2:01:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's too far away to tell.
• 2:01:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:01:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:01:24
  SPEAKER_00: I have concerns.
• 2:01:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, go ahead.
• 2:01:28
  SPEAKER_00: I just said I have concerns.
• 2:01:30
  We definitely need to invest in our spyglass or binoculars for
• 2:01:37
  situations like this.
• 2:01:39
  SPEAKER_00: Just put your hands around your eyes like this.
• 2:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: That doesn't... Oh.
• 2:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, wait, wait.
• 2:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: Don't, don't, don't, don't feed into it.
• 2:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: It makes me focus a little bit.
• 2:01:57
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it keeps the sun out of my eyes.
• 2:02:03
  I'm just kind of chuckling to myself as I watch Penn and Ace
• 2:02:07
  put their hands over
• 2:02:08
  SPEAKER_01: their eyes like fake binoculars.
• 2:02:12
  SPEAKER_03: The ship is now within a couple hundred feet.
• 2:02:20
  SPEAKER_03: And...
• 2:02:23
  SPEAKER_03: You are relieved to see that it is indeed your ship.
• 2:02:29
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 2:02:30
  SPEAKER_00: Are there people on it?
• 2:02:33
  SPEAKER_03: You need to get closer to see people,
• 2:02:35
  SPEAKER_03: but at least now you can make out the actual form that it's not just...
• 2:02:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's not an amorphous blob in the distance.
• 2:02:42
  Can I levitate and see if I can see better that our crew and
• 2:02:46
  Elish are okay?
• 2:02:48
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 2:02:48
  SPEAKER_03: You can levitate.
• 2:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: You can only go up how far?
• 2:02:50
  SPEAKER_03: 30 feet?
• 2:02:52
  SPEAKER_00: I think 30, yeah.
• 2:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can levitate 30 feet up.
• 2:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: Odd.
• 2:02:59
  SPEAKER_03: You see your crew.
• 2:03:03
  SPEAKER_00: But.
• 2:03:05
  SPEAKER_03: You don't see a blue five-tailed fox.
• 2:03:12
  SPEAKER_00: Is the hurdle around?
• 2:03:18
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 2:03:23
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the ship also looks a little banged up.
• 2:03:26
  SPEAKER_03: So they were definitely in combat.
• 2:03:31
  SPEAKER_00: Guys, I don't see Elish or the turtle.
• 2:03:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to rush onto the ship when she says that.
• 2:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: Well, the ship's not there yet.
• 2:03:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no?
• 2:03:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's still a couple hundred feet out.
• 2:03:51
  SPEAKER_03: She's levitating, so she's yelling down to you.
• 2:03:54
  SPEAKER_03: Or speaking down to you.
• 2:03:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna yell back up.
• 2:03:59
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean you don't see Elish?
• 2:04:01
  SPEAKER_01: He's a blue fox, you can't miss him.
• 2:04:05
  SPEAKER_00: He's not there.
• 2:04:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, with your passive perception, he's definitely not there.
• 2:04:10
  SPEAKER_03: At least not on the ship.
• 2:04:17
  SPEAKER_01: Odd.
• 2:04:19
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think could have happened to him?
• 2:04:23
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi.
• 2:04:24
  SPEAKER_03: Hmm?
• 2:04:26
  SPEAKER_03: Roll a wisdom save.
• 2:04:29
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 2:04:36
  SPEAKER_03: Ten.
• 2:04:38
  SPEAKER_03: You hear a voice in your head.
• 2:04:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 2:04:41
  SPEAKER_03: Ah.
• 2:04:51
  SPEAKER_03: Celestials are so much fun to play with.
• 2:04:57
  SPEAKER_03: I look forward to seeing you all soon.
• 2:05:01
  SPEAKER_01: You bitch.
• 2:05:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I yell out, what did you do?
• 2:05:06
  SPEAKER_01: Did anyone else hear this or is it just me?
• 2:05:12
  SPEAKER_03: Just in your head.
• 2:05:15
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of yell out randomly so I'm sure no one knows exactly why.
• 2:05:21
  SPEAKER_00: What does who do?
• 2:05:22
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, what?
• 2:05:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think something happened to Elish.
• 2:05:30
  SPEAKER_01: I, um... I've been, uh... I've been hearing Sia.
• 2:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 2:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
• 2:05:43
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 2:05:49
  SPEAKER_01: I think she has Elish.
• 2:05:51
  SPEAKER_01: How long have you been hearing Sire?
• 2:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh... Shortly after... What else have you heard from Sire?
• 2:06:05
  SPEAKER_01: She seems to be taunting us.
• 2:06:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
• 2:06:11
  SPEAKER_01: But uh... Not too long after we left the temple...
• 2:06:24
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:06:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think she might have him, yeah.
• 2:06:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, how could she have gotten him at this point?
• 2:06:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is she following us?
• 2:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: Say again?
• 2:06:54
  SPEAKER_01: That she was before.
• 2:06:55
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:06:59
  SPEAKER_01: But it feels really weird.
• 2:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think she has that?
• 2:07:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's really possible.
• 2:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um... Fuck.
• 2:07:11
  SPEAKER_03: The ship is now... Well, what else have you heard from her?
• 2:07:14
  Uh,
• 2:07:14
  within...
• 2:07:17
  Within the same distance it was when it dropped you guys off
• 2:07:19
  into shallow water.
• 2:07:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:07:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 2:07:23
  I'm going to motion to the group that the ship's here and we
• 2:07:28
  should probably start
• 2:07:28
  SPEAKER_01: heading back.
• 2:07:30
  SPEAKER_01: As we do, I'm going to answer Penn's question.
• 2:07:36
  SPEAKER_01: Again,
• 2:07:36
  she hasn't really told me anything other than to be the mocking
• 2:07:41
  bitch that she's
• 2:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: always been.
• 2:07:48
  SPEAKER_03: When you had like
• 2:07:52
  SPEAKER_03: a headache or something back in town.
• 2:07:53
  SPEAKER_03: Is that her?
• 2:07:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah.
• 2:07:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:07:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: We'll talk about this later.
• 2:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 2:08:06
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get on the ship.
• 2:08:13
  As you all get on the ship,
• 2:08:15
  Deionis,
• 2:08:16
  I need you to roll a wisdom saving throw.
• 2:08:34
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 2:08:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you hear a voice in your head.
• 2:08:47
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder how the rest of your family is faring.
• 2:08:53
  SPEAKER_03: I hope this reunion with your sister isn't cut short.
• 2:09:03
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
• 2:09:06
  SPEAKER_03: You all hear Diana say this out loud as you guys are getting on the ship.
• 2:09:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna look back to where I'm like, is she in your head too?
• 2:09:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that bitch is starting to protect my sister or some shit.
• 2:09:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what if something could happen to her?
• 2:09:28
  SPEAKER_01: We need to find this.
• 2:09:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to start yelling into the sky and be like, Come out, coward!
• 2:09:40
  SPEAKER_01: Hey!
• 2:09:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm actually going to try another dragon breath if I can.
• 2:09:44
  SPEAKER_03: No yelling on the ship.
• 2:09:46
  SPEAKER_03: It distracts the crew.
• 2:09:51
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 2:09:53
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 2:09:55
  SPEAKER_03: Save your shenanigans for when we disembark.
• 2:10:04
  SPEAKER_02: You are the captain.
• 2:10:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, this is actually her first mate talking.
• 2:10:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 2:10:12
  SPEAKER_03: A portly, stocky human fellow.
• 2:10:18
  SPEAKER_01: Respect the rules.
• 2:10:19
  I'm going to look down on them and just be like,
• 2:10:22
  where's your sleeping quarters?
• 2:10:27
  SPEAKER_03: Below deck where they've always been.
• 2:10:31
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything that you should have us do?
• 2:10:34
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything that needs to be done on the ship?
• 2:10:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I see that you guys took some damage with that dragon turtle.
• 2:10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Is there anything I can do to help?
• 2:10:46
  SPEAKER_03: Unless any of you are skilled with...
• 2:10:49
  And he scratches his chin and the little bit of his belly
• 2:10:52
  that's sticking out from
• 2:10:54
  SPEAKER_03: his shirt.
• 2:10:54
  SPEAKER_03: None of you are good with repairing wood.
• 2:11:05
  SPEAKER_03: I engraved wood,
• 2:11:06
  but I can at least bring the supplies to the person doing the
• 2:11:10
  repairs to cut down.
• 2:11:12
  SPEAKER_03: If you would like to, that would speed up the repair process.
• 2:11:15
  SPEAKER_03: We're probably going to be here for the rest of today.
• 2:11:18
  SPEAKER_03: We're not going to be able to sail to your next destination.
• 2:11:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:11:26
  SPEAKER_03: I will be your mule.
• 2:11:29
  SPEAKER_03: Point the way...
• 2:11:32
  SPEAKER_03: He waves someone else over and someone...
• 2:11:35
  This halfling runs over to you and is kind of mesmerized by
• 2:11:41
  your emerald scales and
• 2:11:43
  SPEAKER_03: glimmer before leading you over to...
• 2:11:47
  It's female halfling leading you over to the supplies and where
• 2:11:51
  they're repairing.
• 2:11:55
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi, make an arcana check.
• 2:12:05
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 2:12:07
  SPEAKER_03: You are too frustrated to focus on getting the breath out.
• 2:12:11
  SPEAKER_01: I was going to luck that.
• 2:12:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you can luck it, sure.
• 2:12:16
  SPEAKER_01: That was dookie.
• 2:12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Are you fucking... No, I'm lucking that too.
• 2:12:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's a nat 1.
• 2:12:25
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
• 2:12:27
  SPEAKER_03: You can choose to use the other one.
• 2:12:29
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to luck again, but it's up to you.
• 2:12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Say that again?
• 2:12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 2:12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, then I'll just, I'll stay with the other one.
• 2:12:36
  Yeah,
• 2:12:37
  you can use luck,
• 2:12:38
  but you don't have to use the new role,
• 2:12:39
  I don't believe.
• 2:12:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:12:43
  Either way,
• 2:12:44
  they have the same,
• 2:12:44
  like,
• 2:12:45
  the Nat one doesn't eliminate your progress.
• 2:12:46
  SPEAKER_03: They just have the same result.
• 2:12:47
  SPEAKER_03: You're too frustrated to focus on channeling a Dragon Breath right now.
• 2:12:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:12:53
  SPEAKER_01: I feel, I do feel the frustration.
• 2:12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Deonis, did you go to the sleeping quarters?
• 2:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 2:13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:13:06
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, your sister followed you and so did Draco.
• 2:13:08
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead, Malachi.
• 2:13:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, just remarking on the frustration.
• 2:13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, what are you doing?
• 2:13:21
  I'm just going to find a place to sit that's out of the way and
• 2:13:25
  look at my books.
• 2:13:27
  SPEAKER_03: Are you looking for anything in particular?
• 2:13:31
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 2:13:37
  So you are sitting...
• 2:13:38
  Did you want to sit and stay outside,
• 2:13:40
  or did you want to go below deck?
• 2:13:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go sit with Dianus and Devlin and Draco.
• 2:13:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:13:48
  SPEAKER_03: You all go below deck.
• 2:13:50
  SPEAKER_03: You find similar sleeping quarters to where you were before.
• 2:13:54
  I just realized you're one of those families that starts
• 2:13:57
  everybody's name with the same letter.
• 2:13:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Dianus, Devlin, and Draco.
• 2:14:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:14:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's easy to remember.
• 2:14:10
  SPEAKER_00: Triple D instead of double D. You can also share monogrammed everything.
• 2:14:15
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone likes Triple D, so... Don't hear anybody arguing.
• 2:14:29
  It is almost impossible for me to fit my bras into a drawer,
• 2:14:32
  so how about that?
• 2:14:37
  SPEAKER_01: I could wear your bra as a beanie.
• 2:14:41
  SPEAKER_00: Very annoying.
• 2:14:50
  SPEAKER_03: Are you actually sleeping in your sleeping quarters,
• 2:14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Dionys,
• 2:14:53
  SPEAKER_03: or are you just going down there to,
• 2:14:54
  SPEAKER_03: like,
• 2:14:55
  SPEAKER_03: chill out?
• 2:14:57
  I'm just going down there to chill out because I'm a little
• 2:15:00
  pissed off about people
• 2:15:02
  SPEAKER_01: being in my head.
• 2:15:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:15:08
  SPEAKER_03: Your sister just kind of sits with you and leans on your shoulder.
• 2:15:11
  And you notice Ace following right behind you with a book out,
• 2:15:14
  kind of reading while walking.
• 2:15:16
  I'm just going to pat my sister on the head and tell her I'm
• 2:15:22
  going to protect you
• 2:15:23
  SPEAKER_00: as much as I can.
• 2:15:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know that.
• 2:15:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:15:29
  SPEAKER_03: And I will protect you.
• 2:15:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:15:38
  SPEAKER_03: She smiles and hugs you.
• 2:15:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what are you doing?
• 2:15:42
  SPEAKER_00: What are you reading?
• 2:15:46
  SPEAKER_00: We'll just hold up the cover, whatever I have.
• 2:15:51
  I think I'm probably looking through my magic book to see if
• 2:15:57
  there's anything on
• 2:15:59
  SPEAKER_00: curses,
• 2:15:59
  SPEAKER_00: but not with any sort of passion.
• 2:16:03
  so she has one of the books that you guys found in the temple
• 2:16:09
  library about
• 2:16:12
  specifically different types of magics and the arcane and she
• 2:16:18
  looks to be on a
• 2:16:19
  section about curses and curse removal but just general
• 2:16:27
  information not any
• 2:16:28
  SPEAKER_03: specifics on anything
• 2:16:40
  SPEAKER_00: Did you find anything interesting?
• 2:16:45
  SPEAKER_03: Say again.
• 2:16:45
  SPEAKER_00: I asked Ace if she found anything interesting.
• 2:16:53
  SPEAKER_00: Having a hard time sleeping.
• 2:16:59
  SPEAKER_00: Did you have anything?
• 2:17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, what?
• 2:17:03
  SPEAKER_00: You're a little ugly.
• 2:17:08
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 2:17:08
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 2:17:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's the damn ship's bowels.
• 2:17:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's so echoey in here.
• 2:17:14
  SPEAKER_00: Someone should put down a rug.
• 2:17:15
  SPEAKER_00: Absorb something.
• 2:17:16
  SPEAKER_00: Too acoustic.
• 2:17:20
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 2:17:21
  But I asked if you had anything interesting yet that you're
• 2:17:24
  reading up on.
• 2:17:29
  SPEAKER_00: I seem to be cursed even when I'm not cursed.
• 2:17:32
  SPEAKER_00: So may as well prepare for it.
• 2:17:38
  SPEAKER_00: Is there any way that we can reverse...
• 2:17:40
  SPEAKER_00: Any curses?
• 2:17:44
  SPEAKER_00: The kind where you lose everybody that you care about.
• 2:17:49
  SPEAKER_00: If you have any to begin with.
• 2:17:59
  SPEAKER_00: Not much for magic.
• 2:18:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how curses really work sometimes.
• 2:18:04
  SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
• 2:18:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'll let you know if I find anything though.
• 2:18:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's an interesting concept.
• 2:18:17
  SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
• 2:18:19
  SPEAKER_00: We're bantering.
• 2:18:20
  SPEAKER_00: You stop having ideas.
• 2:18:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'll hand Dianis the book on mummies that I have as well.
• 2:18:32
  SPEAKER_00: Mummies.
• 2:18:38
  SPEAKER_03: So the book she hands you,
• 2:18:39
  SPEAKER_03: it's a very old looking book,
• 2:18:42
  SPEAKER_03: but the cover is very,
• 2:18:44
  SPEAKER_03: it's a plain cover,
• 2:18:45
  SPEAKER_03: but it has very ornate like drawings on it.
• 2:18:49
  SPEAKER_03: Symbols.
• 2:18:54
  SPEAKER_03: There are some pictures, but it's mostly text on the inside.
• 2:18:59
  SPEAKER_03: You can just read it leisurely or you could try to find information.
• 2:19:02
  SPEAKER_03: It is up to you.
• 2:19:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just doing it leisurely.
• 2:19:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:19:09
  SPEAKER_03: So you just,
• 2:19:10
  SPEAKER_03: at a glance,
• 2:19:11
  you just find information about various different traditions of
• 2:19:17
  mummifying and
• 2:19:18
  SPEAKER_03: where they came from and stories and theories and,
• 2:19:25
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 2:19:25
  SPEAKER_03: what people are trying to understand.
• 2:19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:19:31
  Nothing too detailed that would go over your head when you're
• 2:19:34
  not really trying to
• 2:19:34
  SPEAKER_03: focus on it,
• 2:19:35
  SPEAKER_03: just base level information.
• 2:19:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:19:41
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of your day continues unhindered.
• 2:19:45
  SPEAKER_03: Repairs to the ship are done.
• 2:19:48
  SPEAKER_03: The night crew comes out as well.
• 2:19:54
  SPEAKER_03: You all may choose to join the crew for dinner.
• 2:20:02
  SPEAKER_03: as they cook up some food.
• 2:20:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's various types of crustaceans and seafood mixed with rations.
• 2:20:14
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead, Penn.
• 2:20:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely gonna eat something.
• 2:20:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely gonna eat something after hauling around at least for fun.
• 2:20:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna work up an appetite.
• 2:20:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead, Dionys.
• 2:20:30
  SPEAKER_00: I just said we gotta eat.
• 2:20:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:20:35
  SPEAKER_03: And it's... Ace-lug seafood, so there's that.
• 2:20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi?
• 2:20:40
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 2:20:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm starving,
• 2:20:41
  SPEAKER_01: so I actually...
• 2:20:42
  SPEAKER_01: I grab a big heaping plate full,
• 2:20:44
  SPEAKER_01: but if it's nighttime,
• 2:20:46
  SPEAKER_01: then I like...
• 2:20:47
  SPEAKER_01: I actually really like looking out at the stars on the deck of the ship,
• 2:20:51
  SPEAKER_01: so I'm gonna eat my food out there.
• 2:20:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's where the food is, for the most part.
• 2:20:56
  SPEAKER_03: They've got...
• 2:20:59
  a uh cook pot going with a magical fire and okay they put it
• 2:21:03
  out on the deck of the
• 2:21:04
  ship it's a clear night again it's a little breezy you're on
• 2:21:07
  the water uh it is
• 2:21:09
  colder season right now and you know there's an ice dragon in
• 2:21:11
  the mountain so um
• 2:21:16
  but it's nice it's not like bone chilling cold it's like
• 2:21:20
  there's a slight chill
• 2:21:21
  SPEAKER_03: down your spine every here and there but otherwise it's still comfortable
• 2:21:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's like the beginning of fall weather.
• 2:21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Comfortable.
• 2:21:35
  SPEAKER_03: The food is good.
• 2:21:38
  SPEAKER_03: They definitely know how to make their seafood.
• 2:21:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a seafood medley stew, basically.
• 2:21:44
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 2:21:46
  SPEAKER_03: They don't have anything fancy to cook on,
• 2:21:51
  SPEAKER_03: but they do have various seasonings and spices to season the stew.
• 2:21:58
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 2:21:59
  SPEAKER_01: Any Cajun spices?
• 2:22:01
  SPEAKER_03: They have, um, they have their version of a Cajun-esque spice.
• 2:22:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:22:13
  You guys eat,
• 2:22:13
  uh,
• 2:22:15
  Devlin eats,
• 2:22:17
  I assume,
• 2:22:17
  Dionys,
• 2:22:18
  that you give Draco some.
• 2:22:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, always.
• 2:22:27
  SPEAKER_03: And he does like his fish.
• 2:22:29
  SPEAKER_03: So unless there's any other conversations you guys would like to have,
• 2:22:36
  SPEAKER_03: you guys will turn in for the night.
• 2:22:40
  SPEAKER_01: I actually would like to,
• 2:22:41
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 2:22:43
  kind of gather the misfits around real quick just to see if
• 2:22:46
  anyone else has heard
• 2:22:47
  SPEAKER_01: Sia in their heads aside from me and Dionysus.
• 2:22:52
  Okay.
• 2:22:53
  SPEAKER_01: And I know that Penn wanted to
• 2:22:56
  SPEAKER_01: about that a little bit.
• 2:22:57
  SPEAKER_01: If you wanted to go further, I have no problem answering questions.
• 2:23:03
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't know much.
• 2:23:08
  Well,
• 2:23:10
  I know back in the town,
• 2:23:12
  I had...
• 2:23:18
  I wasn't sure exactly,
• 2:23:19
  but I got a message from Yak.
• 2:23:24
  SPEAKER_03: And he was saying that he was...
• 2:23:27
  SPEAKER_03: From Yak, my shaman, my father.
• 2:23:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
• 2:23:35
  SPEAKER_03: And he's saying that he doesn't know where he is.
• 2:23:40
  SPEAKER_03: And he's very cold.
• 2:23:41
  SPEAKER_03: And there was like a dragon in the background.
• 2:23:44
  SPEAKER_03: But then I think I heard her.
• 2:23:48
  So I don't know if it was really him or if it was just her
• 2:23:51
  playing mind game for him.
• 2:23:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I'm asking to see it.
• 2:23:56
  SPEAKER_01: Anybody else heard anything now since we got brought up?
• 2:24:01
  SPEAKER_01: In addition to,
• 2:24:02
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 2:24:03
  SPEAKER_01: to the mocking that she's been playing around with,
• 2:24:08
  SPEAKER_01: I also saw my...
• 2:24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh,
• 2:24:13
  SPEAKER_01: I saw the person who raised me dying at the hands of a dragon.
• 2:24:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dying.
• 2:24:21
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't see what killed him, but I did hear...
• 2:24:25
  SPEAKER_01: a large dragon cry.
• 2:24:29
  I kind of shudder when I say that because the thought of Urlach
• 2:24:33
  dying is troubling.
• 2:24:39
  SPEAKER_01: So it sounds like we have possible two important people to us,
• 2:24:46
  SPEAKER_01: loved ones,
• 2:24:49
  SPEAKER_01: possibly captured by or killed,
• 2:24:53
  SPEAKER_01: hopefully not killed.
• 2:24:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't
• 2:24:56
  SPEAKER_03: by Cryovain or... with Shia messing with us.
• 2:25:07
  SPEAKER_01: What can you tell us about this Cryovain?
• 2:25:14
  SPEAKER_01: That he was just...
• 2:25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Back when I was trying to figure out what was going on,
• 2:25:21
  SPEAKER_03: I just know that he got pushed out of his home by...
• 2:25:27
  SPEAKER_03: more powerful adult dragon.
• 2:25:30
  He's just entered adulthood,
• 2:25:32
  but more powerful dragon came out and pushed him out of his
• 2:25:35
  home.
• 2:25:37
  And he was making a new home in the,
• 2:25:40
  uh,
• 2:25:43
  in the peaks near,
• 2:25:45
  uh,
• 2:25:45
  this road coast.
• 2:25:47
  And he was changing the environment and making a cola there and
• 2:25:51
  threatening the
• 2:25:51
  SPEAKER_03: livestock and eating the livestock and such.
• 2:26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Um,
• 2:26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Dev,
• 2:26:02
  do you know anything else about Chiralvein besides a little bit
• 2:26:07
  of information that
• 2:26:08
  SPEAKER_03: I got while I was there?
• 2:26:13
  SPEAKER_03: Not really, I was just following my sister's footsteps.
• 2:26:24
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know it would lead to the dragon.
• 2:26:32
  SPEAKER_01: Either way, it sounds like we need to deal with this cryo vein.
• 2:26:37
  SPEAKER_03: Has anybody else heard any voices regarding this dragon?
• 2:26:53
  SPEAKER_03: I guess not.
• 2:26:56
  SPEAKER_03: Has anybody else heard Zion?
• 2:26:58
  SPEAKER_03: Besides...
• 2:27:00
  SPEAKER_00: She said something to you before about your dev, or... Yes?
• 2:27:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:27:11
  SPEAKER_00: She basically... Yeah, she told me that.
• 2:27:16
  SPEAKER_01: Does she threaten her?
• 2:27:21
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of, in a way, yeah.
• 2:27:25
  SPEAKER_01: So she's going after our loved one.
• 2:27:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we have all that in common.
• 2:27:31
  SPEAKER_03: Anything from you, Ace?
• 2:27:34
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't hear her.
• 2:27:35
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't heard her for a while.
• 2:27:38
  SPEAKER_00: But I did see her.
• 2:27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 2:27:42
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, you seen her?
• 2:27:45
  SPEAKER_00: She was on the throne of Elisha's castle.
• 2:27:55
  SPEAKER_01: When did you see her?
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  I went to check up on his kingdom after we saw the screens and
• 2:28:06
  he was so worried
• 2:28:07
  about his home so I asked my patron to help me see and all I
• 2:28:15
  found all I found was
• 2:28:18
  SPEAKER_03: her You didn't tell Elish this,
• 2:28:25
  SPEAKER_03: did you?
• 2:28:27
  SPEAKER_00: I did
• 2:28:30
  SPEAKER_00: Just before we got to the island.
• 2:28:41
  SPEAKER_01: I hope he didn't go on a solo mission to try to save his kingdom.
• 2:28:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how he would get there.
• 2:28:51
  None of us have been able to figure out the best scientists
• 2:28:55
  brought here have been
• 2:28:56
  SPEAKER_00: able to figure out how to get anybody back to where they came from.
• 2:29:01
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry I overheard your conversation.
• 2:29:04
  SPEAKER_03: Is, uh... Elish the blue guy?
• 2:29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Not... Not the blue gal.
• 2:29:10
  SPEAKER_03: The blue guy.
• 2:29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:29:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he got swallowed up by a... portal or something.
• 2:29:24
  SPEAKER_01: Would it appear on the ship?
• 2:29:26
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, he jumped off the ship in the water to try and, uh...
• 2:29:31
  fight off the uh the thing and uh he did with our help we
• 2:29:40
  barraged it from afar
• 2:29:41
  while he kept its attention but after it went down he got
• 2:29:47
  sucked into a portal did
• 2:29:51
  you happen to see what color the portal was uh no we were busy
• 2:29:56
  trying to keep the
• 2:29:57
  SPEAKER_03: ship from sinking we just saw a flash and he was gone
• 2:30:03
  SPEAKER_03: Did the turtle go with him, or was it just him?
• 2:30:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if the turtle went with him.
• 2:30:08
  SPEAKER_03: All I know is that we stopped getting attacked after the flash.
• 2:30:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 2:30:17
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, sir.
• 2:30:22
  SPEAKER_03: He nods and meanders off.
• 2:30:25
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously half drunk.
• 2:30:26
  Hmm.
• 2:30:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so... I got stuck up into a portal.
• 2:30:40
  Like...
• 2:30:42
  I think it's the same...
• 2:30:43
  Is it the same portal that Sia fell into in the temple?
• 2:30:50
  It's possible,
• 2:30:51
  but that's why I was asking what color the temple portal was.
• 2:30:54
  SPEAKER_01: If it was a hellish portal, it might have been a darker color.
• 2:31:00
  Yeah,
• 2:31:01
  I just don't remember what the portal looked like that she fell
• 2:31:10
  into.
• 2:31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like right there.
• 2:31:14
  SPEAKER_01: I would have seen like the color and whatnot of the portal, right?
• 2:31:17
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't have a color, it was just a portal.
• 2:31:19
  SPEAKER_01: It was just a portal?
• 2:31:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:31:21
  SPEAKER_01: A colorless portal?
• 2:31:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:31:24
  SPEAKER_03: The opening showed where she was going.
• 2:31:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was the same castle that you had first seen when you first saw her.
• 2:31:33
  SPEAKER_03: Same photo at her statue.
• 2:31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 2:31:38
  Ace,
• 2:31:40
  what did this castle,
• 2:31:41
  what did the throne,
• 2:31:43
  did you see where the throne was situated?
• 2:31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Was it in a building of some sort or a room?
• 2:31:51
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:31:54
  SPEAKER_01: What did the castle look like?
• 2:31:57
  SPEAKER_00: Grand.
• 2:31:58
  SPEAKER_00: Lots of broken statues.
• 2:32:02
  SPEAKER_01: DM, was this the same castle that I saw?
• 2:32:05
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 2:32:07
  SPEAKER_01: No?
• 2:32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:32:08
  It's the one that we saw that Elish identified as his home when
• 2:32:12
  we saw the screens.
• 2:32:14
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, okay.
• 2:32:16
  SPEAKER_01: I just thought we might have been seeing the same castle.
• 2:32:19
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 2:32:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:32:22
  SPEAKER_01: Understood.
• 2:32:25
  SPEAKER_01: Either way, it's clear that she's messing with all of us.
• 2:32:31
  SPEAKER_01: I look at Dayanis and Devlin and I say,
• 2:32:33
  you two hold each other close because I imagine you'll need
• 2:32:38
  each other in the
• 2:32:39
  SPEAKER_01: coming battles.
• 2:32:48
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin just hugs Dayanis and kind of yawns and rubs her eyes.
• 2:33:01
  For all her ferocity on the battlefield,
• 2:33:03
  she is still your younger sister,
• 2:33:05
  Dayonis.
• 2:33:19
  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything else?
• 2:33:24
  SPEAKER_03: I know that with all of us together, we can take our faith.
• 2:33:33
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently we have far too many castles to keep track of.
• 2:33:38
  SPEAKER_00: We've got a castle each.
• 2:33:40
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody should really just build like a hut.
• 2:33:45
  SPEAKER_00: Or a duplex.
• 2:33:49
  SPEAKER_01: What is a duplex?
• 2:33:51
  SPEAKER_00: Two houses, but in one.
• 2:33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds messy.
• 2:33:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's just common.
• 2:34:01
  SPEAKER_00: Huh.
• 2:34:03
  SPEAKER_01: Is it like... Like when you put two beds together?
• 2:34:10
  SPEAKER_01: They make one?
• 2:34:13
  SPEAKER_00: Where I come from, there are cities.
• 2:34:16
  And cities have all kinds of buildings and practically stacked
• 2:34:21
  on top of each other sometimes.
• 2:34:23
  SPEAKER_00: Not my kind of place, but a lot of people live there.
• 2:34:30
  SPEAKER_01: That all sounds very cramped.
• 2:34:32
  SPEAKER_01: And you're under the water?
• 2:34:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't live under the water.
• 2:34:38
  SPEAKER_00: What am I, a mermaid?
• 2:34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you are a fish.
• 2:34:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a fish.
• 2:34:47
  SPEAKER_01: I thought maybe you were a mermaid, to tell you the truth.
• 2:34:52
  SPEAKER_01: See?
• 2:34:53
  SPEAKER_01: Fish lady.
• 2:34:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm as much a fish as you are a monkey.
• 2:35:04
  SPEAKER_03: Ace,
• 2:35:05
  you do recall that there were merfolk called the Tritons that
• 2:35:16
  you used to at least
• 2:35:17
  SPEAKER_03: encounter on a semi-regular basis.
• 2:35:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, but I'm not one of them.
• 2:35:22
  SPEAKER_03: You are not one of them.
• 2:35:23
  SPEAKER_03: The hymn saying mermaid kind of triggers that memory for you.
• 2:35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Is that good or bad?
• 2:35:33
  It's just information that you were not actively thinking about
• 2:35:38
  currently.
• 2:35:42
  You also recalled talking about your city that the primary city
• 2:35:46
  of Tui was indeed
• 2:35:50
  SPEAKER_03: quite populated for your normal tribal cities.
• 2:35:56
  SPEAKER_03: And houses were indeed on top of each other.
• 2:35:59
  SPEAKER_03: Although your
• 2:36:00
  main living space in the castle was towards the coast and in a
• 2:36:08
  rather rural area.
• 2:36:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:36:13
  SPEAKER_00: We got supplies from the city sometimes.
• 2:36:23
  If there's nothing else,
• 2:36:24
  your night ends with conversation,
• 2:36:28
  good food,
• 2:36:29
  and
• 2:36:30
  SPEAKER_03: A good atmosphere.
• 2:36:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's very calm, very relaxing and peaceful.
• 2:36:36
  SPEAKER_03: You can see the night sky with the stars.
• 2:36:43
  SPEAKER_01: What do the stars look like?
• 2:36:45
  I mean,
• 2:36:45
  because I'm guessing we're not dealing with the same
• 2:36:47
  constellations.
• 2:36:48
  SPEAKER_03: They look like stars.
• 2:36:51
  SPEAKER_00: They start to shine like you've had too much wine.
• 2:36:54
  SPEAKER_03: Is Ace singing right now?
• 2:36:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's what was happening, yes.
• 2:37:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Lord.
• 2:37:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're a bard.
• 2:37:05
  SPEAKER_01: Bust out a song, then.
• 2:37:08
  SPEAKER_01: I was.
• 2:37:10
  SPEAKER_00: Continue.
• 2:37:17
  SPEAKER_00: I was unprepared.
• 2:37:18
  I will say that Ace sings you all a lullaby as you prepare to
• 2:37:23
  turn in for the night.
• 2:37:26
  SPEAKER_03: I was just going to say that.
• 2:37:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'll take that.
• 2:37:32
  SPEAKER_03: Whoever needs it, you can hit the long rest button again.
• 2:37:38
  SPEAKER_00: What did you say the name of the city was again?
• 2:37:40
  SPEAKER_03: Chewie.
• 2:37:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
• 2:37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh... Sorry.
• 2:37:47
  Between that and then you immediately said lullaby,
• 2:37:50
  it makes me think of that old Irish lullaby.
• 2:37:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 2:37:54
  SPEAKER_00: To-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra To-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra-lee
• 2:38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Something along those lines.
• 2:38:10
  SPEAKER_03: That is the lullaby that you are all lulled to sleep with.
• 2:38:18
  SPEAKER_03: So yes, you guys may hit the long rest button if you so need to.
• 2:38:24
  SPEAKER_03: And as you...
• 2:38:28
  Awaken the next morning the ships are already on its way to its
• 2:38:32
  next destination
• 2:38:43
  SPEAKER_03: Some meager breakfast is prepared Not as extravagant as the previous day,
• 2:38:51
  SPEAKER_03: but Still better than rations
• 2:39:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to eat my breakfast.
• 2:39:04
  Okay.
• 2:39:05
  And then go off to somewhere where I can kick my feet off and
• 2:39:14
  continue my project
• 2:39:16
  SPEAKER_03: until we get to wherever we're going.
• 2:39:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:39:22
  SPEAKER_00: I wish to ask Malachi for something.
• 2:39:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:39:30
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
• 2:39:32
  SPEAKER_00: Is he awake?
• 2:39:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:39:35
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone's eaten breakfast.
• 2:39:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:39:40
  SPEAKER_00: As you may have noticed, I'm not much for weapons.
• 2:39:46
  Do you think you could give me some pointers on showing me how
• 2:39:49
  to use my war drum?
• 2:39:57
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi.
• 2:40:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know that was directed at us?
• 2:40:12
  SPEAKER_03: I think we lost Malachi.
• 2:40:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, sorry, can you guys hear me?
• 2:40:16
  SPEAKER_03: Now we can, yes.
• 2:40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sorry, I was, um, my computer glitched out on me.
• 2:40:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Ace, go ahead again.
• 2:40:24
  SPEAKER_00: As you might have noticed, I'm not particularly good with weapons.
• 2:40:29
  Do you think you could help me with my war drum and I'll help
• 2:40:33
  you with your dragon sword?
• 2:40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Ho-ho!
• 2:40:37
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely!
• 2:40:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I jump up at the notion.
• 2:40:41
  SPEAKER_01: What would you like to train first?
• 2:40:45
  SPEAKER_00: Uh... I guess... I guess it doesn't matter.
• 2:40:50
  SPEAKER_00: You're always very eager to try.
• 2:40:52
  SPEAKER_01: Alright,
• 2:40:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna take out my axe then,
• 2:40:56
  SPEAKER_01: because I don't...
• 2:40:58
  I refuse to use my greatsword with anybody unless I'm intent on
• 2:41:04
  killing them,
• 2:41:04
  SPEAKER_01: so...
• 2:41:05
  SPEAKER_01: I take out the axe.
• 2:41:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:41:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, get ready.
• 2:41:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 2:41:12
  SPEAKER_00: This is how it's done.
• 2:41:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's how it starts.
• 2:41:17
  SPEAKER_00: We just try to kill each other?
• 2:41:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're going to try and kill me.
• 2:41:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to defend myself.
• 2:41:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dear.
• 2:41:25
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:41:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm on.
• 2:41:31
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, go ahead and roll and attack with your wardrobe.
• 2:41:35
  I'm going to use two hands just because I feel like that's
• 2:41:37
  something she would do
• 2:41:38
  SPEAKER_00: when she's super nervous.
• 2:41:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:41:40
  SPEAKER_00: 18.
• 2:41:45
  SPEAKER_01: That hits.
• 2:41:53
  SPEAKER_00: Do I roll damage?
• 2:41:54
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad.
• 2:41:55
  SPEAKER_00: I want to damage him.
• 2:41:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you.
• 2:41:57
  SPEAKER_03: How are you sparring?
• 2:41:58
  SPEAKER_03: Are you rolling to hit?
• 2:42:00
  SPEAKER_03: Are you rolling to do damage?
• 2:42:01
  SPEAKER_03: Or are you pulling your punches?
• 2:42:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to hurt him.
• 2:42:04
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to, like, get better.
• 2:42:08
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on real quick,
• 2:42:09
  SPEAKER_01: because if she pulls her punches,
• 2:42:10
  SPEAKER_01: does that mean that she's not going to improve?
• 2:42:15
  SPEAKER_03: She already has proficiency in the weapons.
• 2:42:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:42:20
  SPEAKER_03: There's nothing really to improve.
• 2:42:23
  she's fairly good with it it's more of a um an opportunity for
• 2:42:26
  me to help you with
• 2:42:27
  your dragon's breath and just for purposes and it's also flavor
• 2:42:32
  like it also makes
• 2:42:33
  sense because ace has never actually used a weapon yeah story
• 2:42:37
  purposes i appreciate
• 2:42:38
  it i just feel bad because i'd be getting more out of this than
• 2:42:42
  you would no it's
• 2:42:43
  SPEAKER_01: fine is there any way to increase her modifier no no okay no well
• 2:42:52
  SPEAKER_01: Then by all means, please pull the punch on that bardic one.
• 2:42:57
  SPEAKER_03: So you're doing the classic sparring thing where you're just defending.
• 2:43:01
  SPEAKER_03: You're not striking back.
• 2:43:03
  SPEAKER_03: So even though her hits hit,
• 2:43:06
  they're not actually doing anything because you're maneuvering
• 2:43:10
  your body and your
• 2:43:10
  SPEAKER_03: weapon in a way to kind of just make them glancing blows.
• 2:43:15
  SPEAKER_03: Or stopping them right before they hit you.
• 2:43:19
  SPEAKER_01: But her hits, I guess, mean that she's improving in her technique.
• 2:43:22
  SPEAKER_03: She's gaining confidence in it, yes.
• 2:43:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:43:27
  Like where she's never really used it before,
• 2:43:29
  now she's like,
• 2:43:31
  okay,
• 2:43:31
  I can actually do this.
• 2:43:32
  SPEAKER_01: Is she doing stuff maybe one-handed now?
• 2:43:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because she said she was doing it like two-handed because she's nervous.
• 2:43:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what we were just going to ask.
• 2:43:39
  Ace,
• 2:43:41
  as you're training throughout this session,
• 2:43:43
  are you going to try to do one-handed with it?
• 2:43:45
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 2:43:47
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 2:43:49
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and roll another attack.
• 2:43:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Not as good.
• 2:43:59
  SPEAKER_01: That still hits just barely, but it hits.
• 2:44:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 2:44:04
  SPEAKER_03: so you also start getting confidence and gaining your fighting style,
• 2:44:10
  SPEAKER_03: although very amateur-esque because you're not used to a weapon.
• 2:44:17
  SPEAKER_03: You're hitting, you're doing the
• 2:44:19
  SPEAKER_03: side strikes and you're doing downward strikes.
• 2:44:22
  SPEAKER_03: You're bringing the back of the hammer up, the back of the wardrum up.
• 2:44:28
  You're flipping around and using the butt end of it like a
• 2:44:32
  staff to smack and
• 2:44:35
  SPEAKER_03: follow up with another main strike of the hammerhead.
• 2:44:40
  SPEAKER_03: So you're doing pretty good.
• 2:44:44
  SPEAKER_03: You're getting the movement down with it.
• 2:44:52
  SPEAKER_00: Huzzah.
• 2:44:55
  SPEAKER_03: What were you going to give her?
• 2:44:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was just going to say that I was going to show her some,
• 2:44:59
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 2:45:00
  SPEAKER_01: axe techniques to maybe apply with the war drum.
• 2:45:04
  Like,
• 2:45:05
  maybe,
• 2:45:05
  like,
• 2:45:05
  two-handed swing moves that she could maybe incorporate.
• 2:45:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
• 2:45:10
  SPEAKER_03: you could start working on weapon forms,
• 2:45:13
  SPEAKER_03: katas,
• 2:45:14
  SPEAKER_03: and showing her movements and whatnot instead of just straight sparring.
• 2:45:19
  SPEAKER_03: After she hit you a couple times,
• 2:45:20
  SPEAKER_03: you see that,
• 2:45:21
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 2:45:21
  SPEAKER_03: she can actually wield it against somebody.
• 2:45:23
  SPEAKER_03: Now you're going to teach her, like, formal sword forms.
• 2:45:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Formal weapon forms.
• 2:45:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like fencing, but for axes.
• 2:45:32
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 2:45:33
  SPEAKER_03: In your case, it would be a warhammer.
• 2:45:37
  SPEAKER_03: but Action and Warhammer are very similar fighting styles.
• 2:45:45
  SPEAKER_03: So you guys spend some time doing that.
• 2:45:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'd say between the sparring,
• 2:45:53
  SPEAKER_03: one-handed,
• 2:45:53
  SPEAKER_03: two-handed,
• 2:45:54
  SPEAKER_03: and the sword forms,
• 2:45:55
  SPEAKER_03: it'd be about an hour.
• 2:45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:46:01
  With my expertise,
• 2:46:02
  my arcana is hella high,
• 2:46:03
  so I figured I could probably help you.
• 2:46:06
  I appreciate it because I feel like I'm getting it,
• 2:46:10
  but then the formula escapes me at the end.
• 2:46:14
  SPEAKER_01: And then I feel like I fudge it a little bit.
• 2:46:19
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, unfortunately, you don't know a lot about spell formulas.
• 2:46:23
  SPEAKER_00: Formulas.
• 2:46:27
  SPEAKER_00: But the feeling.
• 2:46:28
  SPEAKER_03: You know the feeling.
• 2:46:30
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know the formulas.
• 2:46:31
  SPEAKER_03: And Dragon's Breath is not a spell that you're familiar with.
• 2:46:35
  SPEAKER_03: So you can't use your Arcana check for it.
• 2:46:39
  SPEAKER_03: You can, however, give him advantage on his.
• 2:46:42
  SPEAKER_00: We'll do that.
• 2:46:43
  SPEAKER_00: Can I?
• 2:46:44
  SPEAKER_03: You can help him.
• 2:46:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:46:48
  SPEAKER_00: We'll do that.
• 2:46:49
  SPEAKER_03: So Malachi, she inspires you.
• 2:46:50
  SPEAKER_03: So you have an inspiration die to use for the next 10 minutes.
• 2:46:53
  SPEAKER_03: And then she takes the help action when you go to make a Dragon's Breath.
• 2:46:56
  SPEAKER_03: So go ahead and make your Arcana check with advantage.
• 2:47:00
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:47:01
  SPEAKER_03: And add the Bardic D6.
• 2:47:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:47:04
  SPEAKER_01: So, rolling with advantage.
• 2:47:09
  SPEAKER_01: 26.
• 2:47:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, add the bardic d6.
• 2:47:13
  SPEAKER_01: Adding a bardic d6.
• 2:47:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 127.
• 2:47:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
• 2:47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Son of a bitch.
• 2:47:22
  SPEAKER_03: You're almost there.
• 2:47:28
  SPEAKER_03: You're so close, it tickles.
• 2:47:30
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 2:47:31
  SPEAKER_01: Can I...
• 2:47:34
  SPEAKER_01: Can I luck it?
• 2:47:35
  SPEAKER_00: Can you luck my d6?
• 2:47:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I would lose the d6, though, then, right?
• 2:47:41
  SPEAKER_00: Nah.
• 2:47:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:47:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 2:47:44
  SPEAKER_01: I would?
• 2:47:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:47:46
  SPEAKER_03: You can only use luck on d20 rolls.
• 2:47:49
  SPEAKER_03: So you would not be able to re-roll d6.
• 2:47:51
  It would still apply to whatever you roll,
• 2:47:53
  but you don't roll luck at advantage.
• 2:47:56
  SPEAKER_03: You just do another d20 roll and hope you get a 20.
• 2:48:02
  SPEAKER_01: But then I would have to use that roll, right?
• 2:48:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, luck you can choose.
• 2:48:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so then let me just shoot for the moon here.
• 2:48:09
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, go ahead.
• 2:48:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's just an additional arcana check.
• 2:48:13
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:48:16
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I didn't mark off a long rest before, so let me do that real quick.
• 2:48:20
  SPEAKER_01: And then... So now, I've used one luck.
• 2:48:25
  SPEAKER_01: And... Give it a go!
• 2:48:29
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 2:48:30
  SPEAKER_01: That's one...
• 2:48:35
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah.
• 2:48:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I wouldn't want to use that rule.
• 2:48:39
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I would just.
• 2:48:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, again, we're just traveling.
• 2:48:42
  SPEAKER_01: So why the fuck not?
• 2:48:43
  SPEAKER_03: You can keep trying to luck.
• 2:48:46
  SPEAKER_03: You need to roll a 20 is basically.
• 2:48:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Give it to me.
• 2:48:52
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 2:48:52
  SPEAKER_01: 21.
• 2:48:55
  SPEAKER_01: One more.
• 2:48:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's go one more.
• 2:49:02
  SPEAKER_00: Can we just try the whole process once more?
• 2:49:06
  SPEAKER_00: Have it be like a two thing where...
• 2:49:09
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's gotta be like,
• 2:49:10
  SPEAKER_00: that's a one a day thing,
• 2:49:11
  SPEAKER_00: right?
• 2:49:12
  SPEAKER_03: No, you could try it again.
• 2:49:13
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, you've tried it more than once per day previously.
• 2:49:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so then, sorry, what am I doing now?
• 2:49:21
  SPEAKER_03: You could try an arcana check again,
• 2:49:23
  SPEAKER_03: she can give you another,
• 2:49:24
  she can spend another one of her bardic inspirations and you
• 2:49:27
  can try again.
• 2:49:30
  another advantage and bardicans go ahead and roll arcana with
• 2:49:33
  advantage and add d6
• 2:49:34
  all right let's try it come on shelly another 26 go ahead and
• 2:49:43
  roll your d6 just get
• 2:49:46
  SPEAKER_00: higher than a two two or higher oh a six yay
• 2:49:53
  SPEAKER_03: This time,
• 2:49:54
  SPEAKER_03: instead of it being a three-foot extended in front of your mouth,
• 2:50:00
  SPEAKER_03: it's about ten feet extended in front of your mouth.
• 2:50:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, that would hit somebody in front of me, at least.
• 2:50:07
  SPEAKER_03: But it's not the full spell.
• 2:50:10
  SPEAKER_01: Goddammit.
• 2:50:12
  SPEAKER_03: The full spell's a fifteen-foot cone.
• 2:50:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's pretty damn close.
• 2:50:16
  SPEAKER_00: Celebratory.
• 2:50:18
  SPEAKER_03: You made progress.
• 2:50:19
  SPEAKER_01: I appreciate it.
• 2:50:20
  SPEAKER_01: I give, you know,
• 2:50:22
  SPEAKER_01: If Ace is going for a high five of some sort, I would return that.
• 2:50:26
  SPEAKER_03: You actually made good progress because of her inspiration.
• 2:50:30
  SPEAKER_03: You skipped two steps instead of one.
• 2:50:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yay!
• 2:50:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's slightly easier.
• 2:50:42
  SPEAKER_01: What do I need to do now?
• 2:50:44
  SPEAKER_01: Just keep doing the same thing, yep.
• 2:50:49
  SPEAKER_00: Just keep rolling high and knocking down.
• 2:50:51
  SPEAKER_03: But you cannot make any more progress today.
• 2:50:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 2:50:56
  SPEAKER_03: You are exhausted.
• 2:50:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm feeling good.
• 2:50:57
  SPEAKER_02: I am feeling good.
• 2:50:59
  SPEAKER_02: No, you're not.
• 2:50:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're exhausted.
• 2:51:02
  SPEAKER_03: Not the condition exhausted,
• 2:51:03
  but you're just trying to channel this much magic energy is not
• 2:51:09
  an easy task.
• 2:51:09
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 2:51:10
  This is like,
• 2:51:11
  you know,
• 2:51:12
  working out until you can't move your arms anymore.
• 2:51:14
  SPEAKER_01: You feel good that you got there, but yes, you're dead to the world.
• 2:51:19
  SPEAKER_00: Been there, done that.
• 2:51:21
  SPEAKER_03: Literally.
• 2:51:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, you have.
• 2:51:26
  SPEAKER_03: Twice, actually.
• 2:51:27
  SPEAKER_03: Once with strength, once with dex.
• 2:51:29
  When you were doing that,
• 2:51:30
  I was hearing the push it to the limit montage music right
• 2:51:35
  there.
• 2:51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 2:51:39
  SPEAKER_03: While they are doing that, Penn, you're just doing your project.
• 2:51:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 2:51:49
  SPEAKER_03: Dionys, what are you doing?
• 2:51:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was just cheering Malachi on.
• 2:52:01
  SPEAKER_03: Penn, go ahead and roll... Oh, what do we use?
• 2:52:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dexterity check?
• 2:52:07
  SPEAKER_03: I forget what we used for your engravers.
• 2:52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Use either Dexterity or Slight Ending.
• 2:52:14
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just call it dexterity, but with your proficiency bonus.
• 2:52:28
  SPEAKER_03: You're making some decent progress on your engraving.
• 2:52:31
  SPEAKER_03: You're almost done.
• 2:52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe another day or day and a half, depending on how well you roll.
• 2:52:45
  SPEAKER_03: Does anyone have anything else they would like to do on this day?
• 2:52:48
  SPEAKER_03: It is a clear, calm day as you are moving down the river.
• 2:52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Go out and enjoy the sun.
• 2:52:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:52:58
  SPEAKER_01: Can I join Dayonis and do that?
• 2:53:00
  Because,
• 2:53:00
  again,
• 2:53:01
  I'm exhausted at this point,
• 2:53:02
  so I just want to lounge out.
• 2:53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Dayonis, what did you say you were going to do?
• 2:53:10
  SPEAKER_00: Just go out on top and enjoy the sun.
• 2:53:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:53:14
  SPEAKER_00: did spend most of the day in a dungeon so you know better than C. Okay.
• 2:53:27
  SPEAKER_03: Is anyone doing anything else in particular?
• 2:53:35
  SPEAKER_00: Hey Ace?
• 2:53:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yes?
• 2:53:40
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think maybe you can teach me how to surf like you did before?
• 2:53:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 2:53:48
  SPEAKER_00: Does... I mean... Sure?
• 2:53:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean... I'll need some help, though.
• 2:53:59
  It didn't look like you did anything really magical that I've
• 2:54:02
  seen on digital.
• 2:54:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I do have a lot of experience in waters.
• 2:54:12
  SPEAKER_00: And you're heavy, so we might need some help.
• 2:54:19
  SPEAKER_03: I just need a bigger piece of wood.
• 2:54:24
  SPEAKER_00: And a longer piece of rope.
• 2:54:31
  SPEAKER_00: We can go searching for that on the ship.
• 2:54:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go look for a big piece of wood, I guess.
• 2:54:43
  The bosons you were helping yesterday give you a nicely sized
• 2:54:55
  piece of wood.
• 2:54:56
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, three.
• 2:54:57
  SPEAKER_03: They're long and narrow,
• 2:55:00
  so all three of them together would probably make a pretty good
• 2:55:05
  surf raft.
• 2:55:08
  SPEAKER_00: Do we have...
• 2:55:09
  ropes that's more like 70 feet because i think 50 was like
• 2:55:12
  slightly too short last
• 2:55:14
  time i mean they have rope on the ship they have like hundreds
• 2:55:19
  of feet of rope on
• 2:55:20
  the ship well yeah but i can't just go chopping up ropes
• 2:55:24
  willy-nilly no they have
• 2:55:27
  spare rope like to repair when they have to repair something
• 2:55:30
  okay the ship doesn't
• 2:55:32
  SPEAKER_03: have sails it's magically powered
• 2:55:37
  SPEAKER_03: Is the anchor of the ship my rope or chain?
• 2:55:43
  SPEAKER_03: You don't see the anchor of the ship.
• 2:55:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:55:49
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:55:50
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we shall grab some more then.
• 2:55:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:55:54
  SPEAKER_00: I will secure one end very tightly to the side rails of the said ship.
• 2:56:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:56:04
  SPEAKER_00: And the other around Penn's waist.
• 2:56:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:56:09
  SPEAKER_01: So what you're going to do is... You jump and put it underneath my feet?
• 2:56:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:56:20
  But you're going to need to keep your strength towards the back
• 2:56:24
  or it's just going
• 2:56:24
  SPEAKER_00: to slide out from under you.
• 2:56:27
  SPEAKER_00: Good opportunity to practice dexterity.
• 2:56:33
  SPEAKER_03: Good.
• 2:56:34
  could I climb down the side of the ship before I jump or just
• 2:56:38
  jump from here?
• 2:56:41
  Well,
• 2:56:42
  since you've never done it before,
• 2:56:43
  climbing may be the better option if you can.
• 2:56:46
  SPEAKER_00: You just want to make sure that you get it under your feet and,
• 2:56:50
  SPEAKER_00: like I said,
• 2:56:51
  SPEAKER_00: hold the strength toward the back.
• 2:56:54
  SPEAKER_01: Can I hear what's going on?
• 2:56:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um... Right.
• 2:57:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to...
• 2:57:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can hear.
• 2:57:04
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone can really hear.
• 2:57:06
  SPEAKER_03: Whoever's on the deck can hear what's happening right now, yes.
• 2:57:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because then I would go over and be like, what are you guys doing?
• 2:57:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to attempt to,
• 2:57:19
  SPEAKER_03: I guess,
• 2:57:22
  one-handedly because I'm going to hold the boards and climb
• 2:57:26
  down the side of the
• 2:57:27
  SPEAKER_01: ship.
• 2:57:29
  SPEAKER_01: To attempt to do what?
• 2:57:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go surfing.
• 2:57:34
  SPEAKER_01: This is what it's called.
• 2:57:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what Ace did.
• 2:57:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just bored to me.
• 2:57:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's not this rope.
• 2:57:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I look at the rope.
• 2:57:46
  SPEAKER_01: I want to do it.
• 2:57:48
  I look at the rope and then I look at Ace and I say,
• 2:57:52
  and you're helping him do this?
• 2:57:55
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 2:57:55
  SPEAKER_00: He can do it.
• 2:57:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's core strength and balance and not drowning.
• 2:58:05
  SPEAKER_01: Are you good in the water, Pen?
• 2:58:10
  SPEAKER_01: I can wild shave, so yeah.
• 2:58:15
  SPEAKER_01: I know a couple sea creatures.
• 2:58:19
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I just, and I look back at Ace.
• 2:58:22
  SPEAKER_01: She's basically a fish.
• 2:58:24
  SPEAKER_01: And when she went in the water before, yeah, she did it very skillfully.
• 2:58:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a fish.
• 2:58:31
  SPEAKER_01: We are not fish.
• 2:58:34
  SPEAKER_01: But it looked funny.
• 2:58:35
  SPEAKER_03: And I want to do it.
• 2:58:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:58:39
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want help or are you guys okay?
• 2:58:44
  SPEAKER_03: Help couldn't hurt.
• 2:58:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:58:47
  I mean,
• 2:58:48
  I'm sure help lowering me down would be beneficial if it's the
• 2:58:51
  case I swim.
• 2:58:52
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, in any way to lessen the potential injury, why the hell not?
• 2:59:03
  SPEAKER_03: How are we getting Penn to the water?
• 2:59:06
  SPEAKER_00: I guess we're both going to hold the rope and just help lower him slowly.
• 2:59:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:59:15
  SPEAKER_03: So he's going to one-handed rappel down the side of the ship.
• 2:59:19
  SPEAKER_02: And we're going to hold the rope as we lower him down.
• 2:59:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:59:30
  SPEAKER_03: Malakai and Ace, each of you make a strength check.
• 2:59:36
  SPEAKER_03: Pen, I need you to make an athletics check.
• 2:59:44
  SPEAKER_01: This is a straight strength check?
• 2:59:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:59:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:59:51
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, not great.
• 2:59:51
  SPEAKER_01: 12.
• 2:59:52
  SPEAKER_01: I got a 9.
• 3:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: 18.
• 3:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 3:00:07
  SPEAKER_00: I've done this before.
• 3:00:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's not the smoothest process.
• 3:00:12
  There are a couple times that Ace especially you feel the rope
• 3:00:17
  jerk because Penn is
• 3:00:20
  losing his footing as he's trying to rappel down and hold on to
• 3:00:24
  his rapidly
• 3:00:26
  SPEAKER_03: constructed wooden surf raft.
• 3:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: When the rope jerks,
• 3:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi,
• 3:00:33
  SPEAKER_03: you kind of try to stabilize it a little bit,
• 3:00:35
  SPEAKER_03: but your footing is slipping a little bit every time it happens.
• 3:00:40
  SPEAKER_03: Thankfully, Penn makes it down to the water without much incident.
• 3:00:53
  SPEAKER_03: What are you doing?
• 3:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: So now I'm going to attempt to...
• 3:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know, scroll the wood in front of me and jump on it?
• 3:01:10
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, jump on it how Ace told you to?
• 3:01:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to yell in the deck as well, in case you forgot.
• 3:01:18
  SPEAKER_03: With me, when I land, I'm gonna lean backwards.
• 3:01:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:01:27
  SPEAKER_03: Make an acrobatics check?
• 3:01:33
  go back i'm gonna shout down to 10 listen to the fish oh she
• 3:01:39
  has instructions
• 3:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: that's a five okay make a dexterity saving through well
• 3:01:59
  SPEAKER_03: The first time,
• 3:02:01
  SPEAKER_03: you completely...
• 3:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: The board gets ripped out from under you,
• 3:02:05
  but you catch it with your hand as it shoots up in front of you
• 3:02:07
  before it flies
• 3:02:08
  SPEAKER_03: off.
• 3:02:09
  SPEAKER_03: It stings your hand a little bit, but not enough to do damage.
• 3:02:12
  And you kind of,
• 3:02:14
  like,
• 3:02:14
  stabilize yourself a little bit so you're not,
• 3:02:17
  like,
• 3:02:17
  underwater.
• 3:02:18
  You're kind of just bobbing on the water alongside the ship as
• 3:02:21
  it's moving.
• 3:02:27
  SPEAKER_03: You can try again.
• 3:02:28
  SPEAKER_03: attempt to try to stand up.
• 3:02:31
  SPEAKER_03: You're not in shallow water, so you can't really stand up.
• 3:02:35
  Like,
• 3:02:35
  is there enough resistance on the water that I could just,
• 3:02:39
  like,
• 3:02:40
  try to see it?
• 3:02:42
  SPEAKER_03: Nah,
• 3:02:42
  SPEAKER_03: the ship's not moving that fast,
• 3:02:45
  SPEAKER_03: and you're on the side of it,
• 3:02:46
  SPEAKER_03: so that wouldn't bode well for you.
• 3:02:50
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, I'm going to attempt to get on this piece of wood again.
• 3:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, make another acrobatics check.
• 3:03:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 3:03:04
  you seems like failure is the best teacher because you
• 3:03:07
  successfully get on the
• 3:03:08
  SPEAKER_03: board this time.
• 3:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm doing it.
• 3:03:20
  SPEAKER_01: Surf and Dragonborn.
• 3:03:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that wasn't so hard, eh?
• 3:03:24
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
• 3:03:25
  SPEAKER_01: This is actually really fun.
• 3:03:29
  SPEAKER_00: Heck yeah, it is.
• 3:03:30
  SPEAKER_03: Make a dexterity saving throw.
• 3:03:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, God.
• 3:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: 12.
• 3:03:41
  Like,
• 3:03:41
  you get a little wobbly,
• 3:03:43
  but you adjust and correct and feel it out.
• 3:03:46
  SPEAKER_03: It takes you a second.
• 3:03:48
  SPEAKER_03: There's a couple times where Ace and Malachi,
• 3:03:51
  SPEAKER_03: you both think he's going to fall over,
• 3:03:54
  SPEAKER_03: but he doesn't.
• 3:03:54
  SPEAKER_03: He adjusts himself and gets corrected and
• 3:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: continues on going for the time being.
• 3:04:02
  SPEAKER_00: Surf, surf, surf.
• 3:04:03
  SPEAKER_00: Surfing Dragonborn.
• 3:04:05
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, anybody else want to try this?
• 3:04:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually, you know.
• 3:04:17
  SPEAKER_00: Shouldn't say things like that.
• 3:04:18
  SPEAKER_00: It tempts me to push Malakai overboard.
• 3:04:21
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, what?
• 3:04:23
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 3:04:25
  SPEAKER_01: Well, actually, I wrote first.
• 3:04:28
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, Penn, make one final, uh, dexterity saving throw.
• 3:04:33
  SPEAKER_00: I wish to inspire him with my song written for him.
• 3:04:38
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's too far away for bardic inspiration.
• 3:04:41
  SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
• 3:04:42
  SPEAKER_00: What if I sing really loudly?
• 3:04:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure he has to be within 30 feet.
• 3:04:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a six.
• 3:04:54
  SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
• 3:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 3:04:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 3:04:58
  SPEAKER_03: So you are perfectly balanced on the board.
• 3:05:01
  What you don't expect is a huge wave coming towards you from
• 3:05:05
  the wake of the ship.
• 3:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: And you lose your footing and get knocked off.
• 3:05:11
  SPEAKER_03: You catch the board again, but you're now just in the water.
• 3:05:20
  SPEAKER_03: You almost get pulled overboard.
• 3:05:23
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, alright.
• 3:05:27
  SPEAKER_01: Pull me back up.
• 3:05:30
  SPEAKER_00: We'll help pull him.
• 3:05:32
  SPEAKER_03: I need strength checks from both of you.
• 3:05:35
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 3:05:36
  SPEAKER_03: And Penn, I need an athletics check.
• 3:05:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm on the other side of the house.
• 3:05:40
  SPEAKER_00: Would you roll it for me?
• 3:05:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can roll it for you.
• 3:05:42
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 3:05:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you guys are probably fine.
• 3:05:48
  SPEAKER_00: I say that like I'm in a mansion.
• 3:05:50
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't want to run.
• 3:05:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well... Ace, you rolled a six.
• 3:05:54
  SPEAKER_03: But that's okay.
• 3:05:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the rope slips out of her hand.
• 3:06:01
  SPEAKER_03: So this time,
• 3:06:02
  SPEAKER_03: Malachi,
• 3:06:03
  you like do the full double foot on the banister brace with the
• 3:06:08
  rope and you're
• 3:06:08
  SPEAKER_03: like,
• 3:06:08
  SPEAKER_03: I got you,
• 3:06:09
  SPEAKER_03: Penn.
• 3:06:11
  um ace on the other side she sees that tries to do the same
• 3:06:15
  thing but as pen tugs
• 3:06:17
  on the rope to get up uh ace you lose your footing and like
• 3:06:21
  slip forward a little
• 3:06:22
  bit and have to stand up and like really pull back to get your
• 3:06:26
  footing you don't
• 3:06:27
  hit the banister or anything but nice it's definitely a
• 3:06:31
  struggle as pen's pulling
• 3:06:32
  SPEAKER_01: up to climb up oh and what have you been eating
• 3:06:40
  SPEAKER_01: Deco?
• 3:06:43
  SPEAKER_01: How many metric tons?
• 3:06:49
  SPEAKER_01: You weigh almost as much as the bag of holding.
• 3:06:52
  SPEAKER_03: Bag of holding only weighs 15 pounds.
• 3:06:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 3:06:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, never mind then.
• 3:06:58
  SPEAKER_01: You weigh like six bags of holding.
• 3:07:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's still not that much for a dragonborn.
• 3:07:08
  SPEAKER_03: 300 pounds is he?
• 3:07:10
  SPEAKER_03: 6 times 15?
• 3:07:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought you said 50, I'm sorry.
• 3:07:13
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 3:07:16
  SPEAKER_03: I apologize, I misguided.
• 3:07:18
  SPEAKER_03: I am covered in gems.
• 3:07:20
  SPEAKER_03: This is true, he is basically a solid gem.
• 3:07:25
  SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
• 3:07:27
  SPEAKER_01: But he's dense.
• 3:07:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like his body is dense, okay.
• 3:07:32
  SPEAKER_00: The density of a dying star.
• 3:07:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my.
• 3:07:39
  SPEAKER_03: He gets up to the deck.
• 3:07:44
  Dionysus,
• 3:07:44
  Devlin,
• 3:07:45
  and Draco are all just kind of sunbathing behind you all.
• 3:07:51
  SPEAKER_03: The sun's starting to go down now, and it is dinner time again.
• 3:07:58
  SPEAKER_03: This time it's just crustaceans.
• 3:08:03
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:08:04
  SPEAKER_00: I am fine with it.
• 3:08:08
  SPEAKER_01: Of course you are.
• 3:08:15
  SPEAKER_03: If no one has anything else they would like to do,
• 3:08:17
  then this evening comes to a close rather uneventfully and
• 3:08:23
  rapidly as well.
• 3:08:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm just enjoying sleeping out under the stars.
• 3:08:31
  SPEAKER_01: Really peaceful.
• 3:08:38
  I'm just gonna continue to work on my projects again until I
• 3:08:41
  get tired and fall asleep.
• 3:08:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:08:46
  SPEAKER_03: Ace, anything specific at night before you go to bed?
• 3:08:48
  SPEAKER_00: I miss my dead friend.
• 3:08:58
  SPEAKER_03: Which one?
• 3:09:00
  SPEAKER_00: Friends!
• 3:09:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 3:09:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, shit.
• 3:09:04
  SPEAKER_03: I heard friend.
• 3:09:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 3:09:08
  SPEAKER_03: Dayanis, are you doing anything?
• 3:09:13
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 3:09:16
  SPEAKER_00: Chill out.
• 3:09:17
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe read some more about those mummies.
• 3:09:22
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: You guys all wake up.
• 3:09:30
  SPEAKER_03: Whoever needs to can hit long rest.
• 3:09:32
  SPEAKER_03: You guys all wake up.
• 3:09:35
  SPEAKER_03: Third day of travel.
• 3:09:38
  SPEAKER_03: Can somebody roll a... One second.
• 3:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody roll a d100 for me.
• 3:09:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
• 3:09:55
  SPEAKER_01: Who wants to do it?
• 3:09:56
  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, I'll do it.
• 3:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: Can somebody roll it?
• 3:10:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, I didn't.
• 3:10:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'll roll it.
• 3:10:12
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 3:10:14
  SPEAKER_02: Rolling a D100.
• 3:10:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I've ever rolled one of these before.
• 3:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: 33.
• 3:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: 33.
• 3:10:26
  SPEAKER_03: You guys wake up to the pitter-patter of rain.
• 3:10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Not heavy rain, just rain.
• 3:10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Where are we?
• 3:10:37
  SPEAKER_03: You're still in the...
• 3:10:39
  traveling downriver towards the dragon temple yeah well this
• 3:10:49
  weather's gonna slow
• 3:10:51
  us down a bit but we should still get there end of the day
• 3:10:54
  today fair enough
• 3:11:01
  SPEAKER_02: appreciate the update this is the first mate right
• 3:11:05
  SPEAKER_03: No, this is Ymir this time.
• 3:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is Ymir?
• 3:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Appreciate it, Ymir.
• 3:11:09
  SPEAKER_03: We should still get there at the end of the day today,
• 3:11:11
  SPEAKER_03: but I'd take shelter below deck if you don't want to get wet.
• 3:11:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
• 3:11:19
  SPEAKER_00: I can use a good pointing.
• 3:11:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to head below deck.
• 3:11:31
  SPEAKER_00: I get out of here.
• 3:11:34
  I'm gonna take my arm...
• 3:11:35
  and like...
• 3:11:40
  let the ring...
• 3:11:42
  just rinse...
• 3:11:43
  rinse to clean.
• 3:11:46
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:11:52
  SPEAKER_03: Deionis, what are you doing?
• 3:11:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna strip down... and go in and go get coffee in bed.
• 3:12:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 3:12:06
  SPEAKER_01: I thought something else was gonna happen.
• 3:12:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to turn this boat into a pleasure boat.
• 3:12:21
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, this isn't your pirate crew boat, okay?
• 3:12:26
  SPEAKER_03: You can do whatever you want when it's your own ship.
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  That's why I'm just stripping down and going to bed and not
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  causing any shenanigans.
• 3:12:35
  SPEAKER_00: It's not my ship to go raise chaos on.
• 3:12:41
  Some of the crew does eye you up a little bit as you do so,
• 3:12:45
  but otherwise leaves you alone.
• 3:12:48
  I'm just going to snarl my nose at them and be like,
• 3:12:51
  mind your own business.
• 3:12:53
  To be fair,
• 3:12:56
  it would be an excellent way to attack because the most
• 3:12:59
  important
• 3:13:00
  SPEAKER_00: Element is the element of surprise.
• 3:13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Attacking naked.
• 3:13:05
  SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't expect on the high seas.
• 3:13:10
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody roll a d10 for me.
• 3:13:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's not Malachi.
• 3:13:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm not rolling.
• 3:13:20
  SPEAKER_01: I did it.
• 3:13:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, there it is.
• 3:13:25
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 3:13:27
  SPEAKER_03: A seven.
• 3:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 3:13:33
  SPEAKER_00: I have no idea what's good or bad when he does this.
• 3:13:37
  SPEAKER_03: That is the point.
• 3:13:40
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 3:13:48
  SPEAKER_03: The wind starts picking up in a centralized area.
• 3:13:53
  SPEAKER_03: And you see off to the shores in front of you is this giant...
• 3:14:01
  creature made of just looks like it has some type of physical
• 3:14:07
  form but there's wind
• 3:14:08
  swirling around it can we all see this anyone who's above deck
• 3:14:16
  anyone who's on the
• 3:14:16
  deck yes oh no i'm i'm below deck at the moment so i'm not a
• 3:14:20
  concern does it look
• 3:14:22
  SPEAKER_00: like the pencils because that's similar to how they were described
• 3:14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, no, this one looks more like a storm giant.
• 3:14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like the one you've previously encountered.
• 3:14:33
  SPEAKER_00: Ah.
• 3:14:34
  SPEAKER_03: And talked your way out of.
• 3:14:35
  SPEAKER_00: True.
• 3:14:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's just standing there.
• 3:14:40
  SPEAKER_00: I will just wave at it.
• 3:14:46
  SPEAKER_03: It turns its head, its eyes glowing yellow looking at you.
• 3:14:54
  SPEAKER_03: But otherwise, no response.
• 3:14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Getting closer to it now.
• 3:15:08
  SPEAKER_03: Closer.
• 3:15:09
  SPEAKER_03: You're probably... It's within earshot now.
• 3:15:12
  SPEAKER_03: You could probably talk with it.
• 3:15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Good morning to it.
• 3:15:34
  speaking common so this is a beautiful storm ah i love when it
• 3:15:44
  rains i do take
• 3:15:58
  SPEAKER_03: Is there ever any trouble when it rains?
• 3:16:02
  SPEAKER_03: Occasionally.
• 3:16:06
  SPEAKER_03: I keep myself out of it.
• 3:16:11
  SPEAKER_03: I suggest that you do the same.
• 3:16:15
  SPEAKER_03: His eyes narrow as a lightning bolt.
• 3:16:18
  SPEAKER_03: Comes down next to, but not on the ship.
• 3:16:23
  SPEAKER_01: You know, we don't go look for trouble or trouble finds it.
• 3:16:30
  SPEAKER_03: Likely story.
• 3:16:32
  SPEAKER_03: You must be capable if you survived.
• 3:16:35
  SPEAKER_03: We can handle ourselves.
• 3:16:57
  SPEAKER_03: I have a favor to ask, then.
• 3:17:05
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 3:17:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm all ears.
• 3:17:08
  SPEAKER_03: There's an odd energy coming from that temple down there.
• 3:17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Points towards in the direction of the Dragon Temple.
• 3:17:20
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly where we were headed.
• 3:17:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 3:17:22
  SPEAKER_03: Lovely.
• 3:17:23
  SPEAKER_03: Lovely.
• 3:17:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'll see if we can try to make your travels a little safer.
• 3:17:36
  SPEAKER_03: If you can eliminate that odd energy.
• 3:17:43
  SPEAKER_00: We'll take care of it.
• 3:17:48
  SPEAKER_03: He smiles.
• 3:17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Goes up.
• 3:17:52
  He goes back to staring up at the sky as the rain's falling
• 3:17:55
  down him and their ship
• 3:17:56
  SPEAKER_03: is passing him now.
• 3:18:09
  SPEAKER_03: Midday comes around.
• 3:18:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, the rain clears up.
• 3:18:19
  SPEAKER_03: And... The clouds are still in the sky, but it's not raining anymore.
• 3:18:26
  SPEAKER_03: There are bits of light peeking through from the sun.
• 3:18:31
  SPEAKER_00: Envoy of the sea.
• 3:18:33
  SPEAKER_03: That, um... It's that damp chill...
• 3:18:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's not cold, cold, but it's on borderline uncomfortable.
• 3:18:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take my hard armor and put it in the bag of holding.
• 3:19:00
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to pull out the studded leather.
• 3:19:04
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to put the studded leather.
• 3:19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, you're swapping your armor.
• 3:19:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:19:13
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead and do that on your sheet.
• 3:19:17
  SPEAKER_03: Already done.
• 3:19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Ah!
• 3:19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Land ho!
• 3:19:31
  SPEAKER_03: We can't get you much closer than this.
• 3:19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Be too close to the waterfall.
• 3:19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Waterfall?
• 3:19:40
  SPEAKER_01: There's waterfalls.
• 3:19:41
  SPEAKER_03: There's a waterfall up there.
• 3:19:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 3:19:47
  SPEAKER_01: I run over the direction he's pointing and look at the waterfall.
• 3:19:53
  You see the river comes down from the top of the mountain,
• 3:19:58
  in between the mountains.
• 3:20:01
  And it's a multi-level waterfall where water hits and then runs
• 3:20:06
  and then hits down
• 3:20:06
  SPEAKER_03: and runs and hits down and runs until it hits where you guys are.
• 3:20:10
  SPEAKER_03: And there's a bunch of jagged rocks and rapids there.
• 3:20:13
  SPEAKER_03: So the...
• 3:20:16
  the ship stops a little ways away from this so that they have
• 3:20:19
  room to kind of
• 3:20:20
  maneuver and turn around the temple is to the to the right of
• 3:20:27
  the waterfall right
• 3:20:29
  yes okay well it's to the right of the mountain uh it's at the
• 3:20:35
  base of the
• 3:20:36
  waterfall and you said the the entrance looks like a dragon's
• 3:20:40
  head that's what you
• 3:20:43
  SPEAKER_03: were told
• 3:20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Can we see it from where we are at the moment or no?
• 3:20:50
  SPEAKER_03: You can see it from where you are at the moment.
• 3:20:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's a little ways away.
• 3:20:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's like maybe an hour or two worth of walking.
• 3:20:57
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:20:58
  SPEAKER_03: But you have to disembark and walk there.
• 3:21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Shall we?
• 3:21:08
  SPEAKER_00: I want to touch the water.
• 3:21:11
  SPEAKER_03: You want to touch what?
• 3:21:12
  SPEAKER_00: I want to touch the water vault.
• 3:21:16
  SPEAKER_03: You're not close enough.
• 3:21:17
  SPEAKER_03: You have to walk up to it.
• 3:21:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful.
• 3:21:22
  SPEAKER_01: We're too far.
• 3:21:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to go touch it.
• 3:21:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to walk up to the waterfall.
• 3:21:31
  SPEAKER_03: It'll take you a little bit of time to get to the waterfall.
• 3:21:34
  SPEAKER_03: The waterfall's past the dragon temple.
• 3:21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Waterfall after.
• 3:21:45
  SPEAKER_01: To the temple.
• 3:21:48
  SPEAKER_03: The waterfall is past the dragon temple.
• 3:21:51
  SPEAKER_03: It'll take you about an hour or two to get to the dragon temple.
• 3:21:59
  SPEAKER_00: I agree, but I'm outing about it.
• 3:22:02
  SPEAKER_01: We can use the waterfall afterwards to walk around all the planets.
• 3:22:06
  SPEAKER_01: We had breakfast before we disembarked, right?
• 3:22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:22:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
• 3:22:15
  SPEAKER_01: So we're rested, eaten, and we're ready to go.
• 3:22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Before we depart from the ship,
• 3:22:28
  SPEAKER_03: is there any diamonds on the ship that I can purchase from somebody?
• 3:22:36
  SPEAKER_03: No diamonds.
• 3:22:36
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 3:22:39
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately.
• 3:22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, you all disembark from the ship.
• 3:22:46
  SPEAKER_03: How are you walking through the grasslands?
• 3:22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh... The ranger!
• 3:22:56
  SPEAKER_01: We go away!
• 3:22:57
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, this is Dianus' forte.
• 3:23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, nature.
• 3:23:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's more forest than grassland, but stealth.
• 3:23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Throw my hood up and start stealthily
• 3:23:16
  SPEAKER_00: cautiously walking through the high grass.
• 3:23:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, then specifically, Dionysus, you get to roll a d10 for me.
• 3:23:24
  SPEAKER_03: A three?
• 3:23:38
  SPEAKER_00: Beautiful, sorry.
• 3:23:41
  You see various creatures around,
• 3:23:44
  like various game animals and various actual creatures.
• 3:23:49
  SPEAKER_03: You see some shadows fly through the sky.
• 3:23:53
  SPEAKER_03: You hear the rustling of other creatures around in the tall grass,
• 3:23:56
  SPEAKER_03: but none of them seem to take notice.
• 3:23:58
  SPEAKER_03: You make your journey south safely.
• 3:24:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:24:07
  SPEAKER_03: As you approach, you see a giant dragon's mouth built in.
• 3:24:17
  SPEAKER_03: It looks like it's carved into the side of this mountain.
• 3:24:20
  SPEAKER_03: Teeth and everything.
• 3:24:23
  SPEAKER_03: On the outskirts, there are four dragon statues.
• 3:24:30
  SPEAKER_03: Or at least they look like dragon statues.
• 3:24:33
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:24:35
  SPEAKER_00: Let everybody else know.
• 3:24:45
  SPEAKER_03: The dragon statue that is closest to you all,
• 3:24:49
  SPEAKER_03: the northernmost one,
• 3:24:50
  SPEAKER_03: looks like a...
• 3:24:53
  SPEAKER_03: is more white in nature.
• 3:24:58
  SPEAKER_03: From a distance, you can see that it looks injured.
• 3:25:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's got scars up and down its arms and legs.
• 3:25:03
  It also looks to be missing a few fangs and is partially buried
• 3:25:07
  in the ground.
• 3:25:09
  SPEAKER_03: The one directly next to it looks like a black-scaled dragon.
• 3:25:15
  SPEAKER_03: It has scars across its chest and back,
• 3:25:18
  SPEAKER_03: and something is stained around its mouth,
• 3:25:20
  SPEAKER_03: and it is prone on the ground.
• 3:25:22
  SPEAKER_03: There is one...
• 3:25:27
  SPEAKER_03: Over here, that is half on land, half in the river.
• 3:25:32
  SPEAKER_03: It looks to be buried in the riverbank.
• 3:25:34
  There's no scars or markings of any kind that you can see from
• 3:25:37
  where you are.
• 3:25:38
  And there seems to be a metallic silver dragon looking statue
• 3:25:43
  embedded in the
• 3:25:44
  SPEAKER_03: mountain,
• 3:25:45
  SPEAKER_03: almost as if it's a part of the cliffside.
• 3:25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 3:25:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do I feel anything?
• 3:25:57
  SPEAKER_01: any sort of connection to any of these statues?
• 3:25:59
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 3:26:00
  SPEAKER_01: No?
• 3:26:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:26:03
  SPEAKER_01: These are, um, oddly positioned.
• 3:26:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, these might have been actual dragons turned to his stone?
• 3:26:18
  SPEAKER_01: That white dragon statue, does it look familiar?
• 3:26:22
  SPEAKER_03: You're not close enough.
• 3:26:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, dragons...
• 3:26:26
  SPEAKER_00: Territorial?
• 3:26:29
  SPEAKER_03: From what you know of them, yes.
• 3:26:33
  SPEAKER_00: So why are so many of them in the same place?
• 3:26:41
  SPEAKER_01: I say we move a little bit closer but cautiously.
• 3:26:44
  SPEAKER_01: That white statue is giving me weird vibes.
• 3:26:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:26:57
  SPEAKER_03: So which one are you moving to first?
• 3:27:01
  SPEAKER_02: The white one.
• 3:27:03
  SPEAKER_03: So you notice that the statue itself is just a stone statue.
• 3:27:08
  SPEAKER_03: What's giving it the white look is there's a white aura coming off of it.
• 3:27:12
  SPEAKER_03: In the ground,
• 3:27:13
  SPEAKER_03: etched into the ground,
• 3:27:15
  SPEAKER_03: you're not sure how and how the etching is survived,
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  SPEAKER_03: is a name.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vice Logia.
• 3:27:25
  SPEAKER_02: Huh.
• 3:27:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's from Fairytale.
• 3:27:29
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the white one.
• 3:27:40
  SPEAKER_01: What about the other one?
• 3:27:42
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what that means?
• 3:27:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's a name.
• 3:27:46
  SPEAKER_03: You go to the black one next to it and... Real quick.
• 3:27:51
  SPEAKER_01: Would I,
• 3:27:51
  SPEAKER_01: because I read that dragon book,
• 3:27:53
  SPEAKER_01: would I know anything about dragon names or anything along those lines?
• 3:27:58
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing that resonates here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:28:03
  SPEAKER_03: This one, also a normal statue that's giving off a black aura.
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  SPEAKER_03: Its name, Skiadrum.
• 3:28:14
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm, okay.
• 3:28:22
  SPEAKER_03: Which one are you going to next?
• 3:28:24
  SPEAKER_00: Water dragon.
• 3:28:27
  SPEAKER_01: Water dragon, yeah.
• 3:28:29
  SPEAKER_03: You go over here.
• 3:28:30
  SPEAKER_03: You take a couple minutes to get over there.
• 3:28:33
  SPEAKER_03: Again, same thing.
• 3:28:34
  SPEAKER_03: Stone.
• 3:28:35
  SPEAKER_03: And the stone's not eroded by the water, by the way.
• 3:28:37
  SPEAKER_03: You can see it under the water.
• 3:28:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's still solid.
• 3:28:41
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing's growing on it.
• 3:28:42
  SPEAKER_03: There's no moss, nothing.
• 3:28:44
  SPEAKER_03: But it gives off a turquoise aura.
• 3:28:46
  SPEAKER_03: Etched in the ground is...
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  grandine and the final metallic statue the final dragon uh you
• 3:29:06
  can barely make out
• 3:29:08
  SPEAKER_03: because it blends in with the cliff side so well um the only different
• 3:29:12
  SPEAKER_03: differentiating factor is the
• 3:29:16
  uh like the silver metallic iron-esque aura that it's giving
• 3:29:22
  off metallicana is
• 3:29:26
  etched into the ground in front of it am i getting anything
• 3:29:32
  from this nope other
• 3:29:38
  SPEAKER_03: than the fact that why would there be
• 3:29:42
  two chromatic dragons and two a gem dragon and a metallic
• 3:29:50
  dragon together this was
• 3:29:55
  either a battleground or a holy place otherwise chromatic
• 3:30:02
  dragons metallic dragons
• 3:30:03
  and gem dragons don't generally get along yeah what would bring
• 3:30:09
  all of these
• 3:30:10
  SPEAKER_02: different factions together
• 3:30:16
  I'm saying this out loud just kind of asking I don't maybe they
• 3:30:23
  didn't get brought
• 3:30:24
  here together maybe this is where they came to like Cryovain
• 3:30:36
  like when however they
• 3:30:37
  SPEAKER_01: got here this is in this temple is where they appeared
• 3:30:42
  SPEAKER_01: I point to the mouth of the Dragon Temple,
• 3:30:45
  SPEAKER_01: of the entrance to the Dragon Temple,
• 3:30:47
  SPEAKER_01: and I look at Penn.
• 3:30:48
  SPEAKER_01: Would that be large enough for your cryovane to fit through?
• 3:30:56
  SPEAKER_01: How big is the mouth?
• 3:30:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's gargantuan.
• 3:31:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 3:31:04
  However,
• 3:31:05
  what you know of cryovane,
• 3:31:06
  if cryovane was here,
• 3:31:07
  this area would be covered in snow.
• 3:31:12
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 3:31:13
  SPEAKER_03: but it is chilly.
• 3:31:17
  SPEAKER_03: Correct.
• 3:31:20
  SPEAKER_03: It's... The season has changed, so it is already rather chilly.
• 3:31:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's like fall weather.
• 3:31:29
  SPEAKER_03: You are further away from the mountaintop to the east,
• 3:31:32
  SPEAKER_03: so it is not as chilly as it would be had you gone east.
• 3:31:39
  SPEAKER_01: It might have.
• 3:31:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 3:31:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe there's something else inside of you.
• 3:31:47
  SPEAKER_01: Shall we?
• 3:31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is why we're here.
• 3:31:52
  And as we walk inside,
• 3:31:54
  I'm going to whisper to myself,
• 3:31:55
  may the divine dragon protect me.
• 3:32:03
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 3:32:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's not the right one.
• 3:32:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's the right one, right?
• 3:32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 3:32:11
  let's uh get this set up we need draco and we need devlin and
• 3:32:25
  we need all of you yay
• 3:32:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, what is your order as you are entering the temple?
• 3:32:49
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, dungeon crawl mode.
• 3:32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 3:32:54
  SPEAKER_03: So you want Ace and Dianus up front?
• 3:32:58
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 3:32:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 3:33:02
  SPEAKER_03: Devlin will be in front of you, Penn, and you'll be with Draco then.
• 3:33:07
  SPEAKER_03: Could I not have Draco?
• 3:33:11
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, if you would like.
• 3:33:12
  SPEAKER_03: Why does it do that?
• 3:33:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 3:33:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not looking.
• 3:33:17
  SPEAKER_02: I am not looking.
• 3:33:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's fine, you can look.
• 3:33:19
  SPEAKER_03: You're about to see it in a second, so.
• 3:33:26
  SPEAKER_03: I just don't know why it does that, but okay, you're fine now.
• 3:33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, as you guys enter, because it doesn't matter, um, let's do reveal...
• 3:33:46
  you are shown a chamber and there is another dragon here a
• 3:33:59
  dragon statue i should
• 3:34:00
  say as you enter the table chamber you feel a strange energy
• 3:34:06
  behind you a purple
• 3:34:08
  barrier forms trapping you inside a fish dragon stretch a fifth
• 3:34:13
  dragon statue
• 3:34:15
  what resides to your left in a large alcove you guys feel a
• 3:34:24
  massive amount of
• 3:34:25
  draconic energy coming from this statue and it has the arm of
• 3:34:29
  another dragon in its
• 3:34:30
  mouth you also notice that it is missing an arm and a wing and
• 3:34:35
  there's a large
• 3:34:36
  SPEAKER_03: crown on its head you all hear a voice echo throughout this chamber
• 3:34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Choose a side and you shall end this eternal battle.
• 3:34:51
  SPEAKER_03: But the voice doesn't seem to come from anywhere.
• 3:34:56
  SPEAKER_00: Aside.
• 3:34:57
  SPEAKER_03: As that voice finished finishes speaking,
• 3:35:01
  torches light up around the chamber and the other side of this
• 3:35:05
  room is revealed.
• 3:35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well.
• 3:35:15
  SPEAKER_03: There are six statues of various humanoids in the corner over here.
• 3:35:24
  SPEAKER_03: In front of these statues, there are two.
• 3:35:31
  Mage looking humanoids that seem to be injured with a much
• 3:35:34
  larger and stronger mage
• 3:35:36
  SPEAKER_03: standing in front of them,
• 3:35:37
  SPEAKER_03: who's standing outside of a throne area.
• 3:35:40
  SPEAKER_03: The throne looks to be a dragon's body with five heads.
• 3:35:48
  SPEAKER_01: A hydra of some sort.
• 3:35:50
  One of the mage pair is surrounded in fire and lightning and
• 3:35:53
  looks to be badly beaten.
• 3:35:55
  The other is surrounded in a purple aura and has an odd
• 3:35:59
  pressure emanating from him.
• 3:36:01
  He also looks beaten,
• 3:36:02
  but his injuries look to be slowly healing themselves.
• 3:36:09
  The mage surrounded in fire and lightning is down on one knee,
• 3:36:13
  tears streaming down his face.
• 3:36:19
  SPEAKER_03: glaring at the much larger ominous mage in front of them.
• 3:36:25
  SPEAKER_03: The larger ominous mage, yes, is wearing a thick dark cloak.
• 3:36:30
  There's a massive dark purple aura around him and the aura
• 3:36:34
  itself is giving off an
• 3:36:36
  SPEAKER_03: ominous energy and pressure.
• 3:36:39
  SPEAKER_03: Worse than most anything you have felt.
• 3:36:44
  SPEAKER_03: The two mages turn towards you all and yell, help us!
• 3:36:48
  SPEAKER_03: Help us defeat him.
• 3:36:49
  SPEAKER_03: If he escapes here, he will wreak havoc on the world.
• 3:36:53
  SPEAKER_03: They glance at you, then glare back at the mage cross from them.
• 3:36:56
  SPEAKER_03: The other mage laughs.
• 3:37:00
  SPEAKER_03: Mere mortals cannot save you.
• 3:37:04
  SPEAKER_03: And they cannot defeat me.
• 3:37:07
  SPEAKER_03: Except the inevitable.
• 3:37:09
  SPEAKER_03: He smirks, staring at you with glaring eyes.
• 3:37:17
  SPEAKER_01: How can we get through the force field to help you?
• 3:37:28
  SPEAKER_01: Can they hear us through the force field?
• 3:37:31
  SPEAKER_03: You're not sure.
• 3:37:32
  SPEAKER_03: You just know you were told to choose a side.
• 3:37:37
  I look back at the rest of the group and I say,
• 3:37:43
  don't trust the Chromatic Dragons.
• 3:37:53
  SPEAKER_03: I think we need to save those mages.
• 3:38:06
  SPEAKER_01: And that's the side that we picked.
• 3:38:07
  SPEAKER_01: So how do we get past this field to save them?
• 3:38:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, are you talking out loud about saving the mages?
• 3:38:20
  Yeah,
• 3:38:20
  I was going to kind of shout out and be like,
• 3:38:22
  we're going to save the mages.
• 3:38:25
  SPEAKER_03: The barrier drops, and you can all enter this area.
• 3:38:30
  SPEAKER_03: But as you do, the barrier reforms trapping you on this side.
• 3:38:36
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be your death too, then.
• 3:38:39
  SPEAKER_03: I need everyone to roll the shift.
• 3:38:45
  SPEAKER_00: I want to know...
• 3:38:50
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, why are you specifically trapped in the barrier behind us?
• 3:38:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, a barrier formed behind you.
• 3:39:01
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, but Penn is on the other side.
• 3:39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Is that on purpose?
• 3:39:04
  SPEAKER_03: He shouldn't be.
• 3:39:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 3:39:06
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 3:39:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's back.
• 3:39:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:39:12
  SPEAKER_01: Very good question.
• 3:39:13
  SPEAKER_03: He was on the correct side on our screen.
• 3:39:20
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• 3:39:37
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• 3:39:42
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