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Who Wants a Welcome Mat on the Southern Border? · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: So Sidon Adventure. Gosh, what Alexa? When did the Poseidon
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  Speaker 1: Adventure come out? Hang?
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  Speaker 2: You know when you do that. Side An Adventure film
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  Speaker 2: was released on December thirteenth, nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: Seventy two, Christmas Time, nineteen seventy two. So you're twelve,
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  Speaker 1: I remember it. I remember it. I remember it like
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  Speaker 1: it was yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, you know, when you do that, thousands
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  Speaker 2: of smart speakers go yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so I was fifth, I just turned fifteen. And
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  Speaker 1: just look at the people who are in there. Leslie Nielsen,
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  Speaker 1: who we now sort of view through the naked gun
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  Speaker 1: of you know, eye of comedy, Ernest Borgnine, g hatt
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  Speaker 1: Well read Elly, Shelley Winters, the the sort of the
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  Speaker 1: Irwin Ermin Allen, the Towering Inferno, big disaster films. Beside
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  Speaker 1: an Adventure, we just don't have those anymore. And I
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  Speaker 1: feel very nostalgic about it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, but I just saw a clip of Shelley Winners
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  Speaker 2: on The Tonight Show with the very young Annie Potts. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Annie Potts is great, and I actually know her sort
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  Speaker 2: of a friend of a friend of a friend of
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  Speaker 2: a friend. I've had dinner with her before, you know,
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  Speaker 2: designing women and she's got a great career now with sitcoms.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she's done a bunch of sitcoms recently. And
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  Speaker 2: she and I boy, we have an argument at dinner
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  Speaker 2: time over politics. Let's just say she's not one of
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  Speaker 2: us politically, as should imagine. Yeah, real, real surprise. But anyway,
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  Speaker 2: a very young Annie Potts was on The Tonight Show
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  Speaker 2: with Shelley Winters. And Shelley Winters is on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: I remember how they used to just move them all
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  Speaker 2: down the couch and those but it's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: After you know the guests and they're done with you
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  Speaker 1: as the guest, you don't get to leave. You just
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  Speaker 1: slide one down the down the couch and sit there
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  Speaker 1: kind of like a real party at a real house.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not a real party. It's a TV show
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  Speaker 1: that always But it was weird.
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  Speaker 2: But it led to some great moments because there was
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  Speaker 2: a great interactions to one of.
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  Speaker 1: Them, Dean Martin. I mean, but go ahead tell me
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  Speaker 1: that one. Well, this was one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Shelley Winters goes down on the couch and and they're
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  Speaker 2: talking and and and Annie's the guest and some and
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  Speaker 2: Shelley Winters turns to her and says you look familiar
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  Speaker 2: to me. Uh you know, have I seen you in something?
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  Speaker 2: And Andy Pott says, well, yeah, we did a movie together, no,
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  Speaker 2: john and Johnny's reaction was priceless and and and they're
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  Speaker 2: all everybody's cracking up. And then Shelley Winter says, what
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  Speaker 2: movie was that? And an he Pott says the lady
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  Speaker 2: in the Umbrella or something, And Shelley Winter said, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: was that you in the graveyard? That scene where I
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  Speaker 2: stood there next to you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was me. It was a great so long career.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have sixty seconds? But while we're in because
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  Speaker 1: I think if Shelley Winters, this is a beautiful woman,
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  Speaker 1: a lovely actress who was shall we say a little
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  Speaker 1: bit large, and that didn't take anything. And as it was,
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  Speaker 1: we've learned several times in this venue, don't you know,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't go there.
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  Speaker 2: In terms of but heck of a swimmer, but he
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  Speaker 2: remember when she swim.
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  Speaker 1: The had to get it done, and breath is the
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  Speaker 1: flip side of the coin is skinniness and dog on it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen me more lately? Did you see her
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  Speaker 1: at what I'm now called the actor? She's skeleton, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching. We're into the new season of American Idol.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest is a skeleton. Have you seen Jim Carrey
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  Speaker 1: in a recent interview. How about how about Kelly Osborne?
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  Speaker 1: Kelly and Sharon They look like the crypt keeper. What
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  Speaker 1: is happening? This is a mental illness. And listen, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what people look like. I really truly don't.
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  Speaker 1: This is a health concern I have because people very
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  Speaker 1: stupidly look to stars and look to famous people for
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  Speaker 1: guidance on how to live, how to be healthy, how
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  Speaker 1: to be attractive, and and this is just gross and weird,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a mental illness, and it's just it's very unsettling.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, I've learned my lesson about the weight of
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  Speaker 2: women famous.
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  Speaker 1: With I think the other side, you might if you're
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  Speaker 1: worried about them dying. I think it's say they're too
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  Speaker 1: skin Mark Davis and Mark Davis. It's because I care.
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  Speaker 1: It's because I cared. All these people argued that years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I cared too. At the time, it didn't matter. Joe
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  Speaker 1: Conscia that heck, but if you're a little bit large,
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  Speaker 1: take it from one who knows. I mean you're active
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  Speaker 1: and doing some stuff, and I'll think I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: keel over dead. These people who have turned themselves into skeletons.
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  Speaker 1: I really literally fear for them. Guys, eat a pork chop,
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  Speaker 1: just whatever it takes.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what it is. I mean, it's for
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  Speaker 2: many pepists God of doing something healthy like soda or
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  Speaker 2: PhD weight loss, it's the shot. It's a zempic and
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  Speaker 2: all these shots.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what's wrong about that. It's funny because
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Adam Corolla on the Bill Maher
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  Speaker 1: podcast and listen, whatever people can do to lose weight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna jab myself with anything for weight loss.
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  Speaker 1: It just I just that's just weird. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. But even if it is one thousand
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  Speaker 1: percent safe, the ozempic shots take away something that is
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  Speaker 1: a really valuable, vital part of weight loss. It's called discipline.
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  Speaker 1: It's called making good decisions. Do listen. You know this
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  Speaker 1: PhD helped you do it. Various other people who do it.
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  Speaker 1: The Rond has had this wonderful experience with soda. It
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  Speaker 1: is about discipline and choices and living a better, cleaner,
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  Speaker 1: smarter life. If you have the shot that doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: you do that, I mean fine, I mean better to be,
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  Speaker 1: you know, lose weight than not, but you avoid what
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  Speaker 1: can be a really character building, wonderful thing.
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  Speaker 2: And that's a I don't know, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that you've ever been more wrong about
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  Speaker 2: a position you've ever taken. And let me tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, and I've studied this because i've you know,
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  Speaker 2: as an endorser for these great programs. I study weight loss.
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  Speaker 2: I talk to doctors and scientists. For many people, they
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  Speaker 2: are super disciplined and they cannot get the pounds off.
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  Speaker 2: For many people, to say somebody's undisciplined suggests by the
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  Speaker 2: way present company including that you're not disciplined. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't believe that for one moment. You know, there's a
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  Speaker 2: discipline to taking those shots or using them as a
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  Speaker 2: microdosing way. And doctors are lining up talking about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: extolling the virtues of it. It's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: massive trillion dollar industry. It is successful, it is effective,
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  Speaker 2: and incidentally, it's way more than just weight. They're talking
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  Speaker 2: about lowering instances of heart disease, diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: There's all kind. I'm not anti I'm not anti those substances.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying that it is better to Honestly, this is
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  Speaker 1: right in the wheelhouse of what you and what Ronda did,
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  Speaker 1: because the folks at PhD and Soda give you these
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  Speaker 1: these tools, tools to do things. But ultimately the decisions
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  Speaker 1: are yours. It's got to come up to you.
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  Speaker 2: It's up to the individual, which is which is all
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. But every individual, every but every individual
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  Speaker 2: is different. You're making a blanket indictment with people who
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  Speaker 2: and say, well, you're not disciplined enough to be able
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  Speaker 2: to do it without There's some people they are disciplined
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  Speaker 2: and the shot has helped them immensely physiologically. They've been
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  Speaker 2: able to you know, because incidentally, you can't just take
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  Speaker 2: the shot and then turn it all over to that.
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  Speaker 2: You still have to do your best to eat better,
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  Speaker 2: to x your size, to hydrate. So yeah, no, you're
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  Speaker 2: you're all You're out.
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  Speaker 1: To lunch on this one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you are. Of course you are, because it's
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  Speaker 2: you and it's wet. And by the way, more of
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  Speaker 2: this magic to come. The eminem extra is coming.
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  Speaker 1: If you look up pap Little, if.
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  Speaker 2: You have paperwork coming and hopefully maybe as soon as
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  Speaker 2: a week or so, who knows, But we're going to
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  Speaker 2: do an.
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  Speaker 1: Exclusive podcast cast space.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and there you are, and there you are talking
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  Speaker 2: about listening to the Bill Maher podcast. I mean, more
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  Speaker 2: and more of us are turning to podcasts as well
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  Speaker 2: as listening to h to the radio or watching Salem
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  Speaker 2: News Channel. And will you and I have decided to
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  Speaker 2: embrace it. We're diving in head first. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: do a daily podcast exclusive eminem We're calling it the
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  Speaker 2: M and M Extra. So wherever you get your podcasts, uh,
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  Speaker 2: you keep an eye out for it, because I think
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  Speaker 2: it's going to come in a few days. And we
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  Speaker 2: can talk Iran. We can talk Texas politics, can I
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  Speaker 2: can I start with James Tallerico for a moment. Please,
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  Speaker 2: You've been more plugged in obviously, and you're nobody is
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  Speaker 2: connected to Texas politics better than Mark Davis. So I
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  Speaker 2: defer to your judgment on all this. The more I
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  Speaker 2: read about this young man, of course, he with this
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  Speaker 2: big win over Jasmine Crockett, who incidentally, thanks Stephen Colbert,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks DNC, way to go because you shut her out
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  Speaker 2: and gay lifted to this guy up. You know again,
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  Speaker 2: mild disagreement I have with my friend Mark Davis. You
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  Speaker 2: keep calling him woke Opie, and that's it, and that's
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  Speaker 2: a cute nickname.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a credit to Chris Buttnam for that. We
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a cuteness to that that he doesn't deserve.
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  Speaker 2: There's a kind of a warmth to that that he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't deserve. I saw these two clips last night. Mark,
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  Speaker 2: I almost fell off the couch. I thought, I guarantee you.
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  Speaker 2: I was convinced it was Ai. I thought, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way a senatorial candidate in Texas has said we should
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  Speaker 2: look at our southern border as a front porch with
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  Speaker 2: a welcome matt. There's no Mark, There's no way a
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  Speaker 2: Texas senatorial candidate that says God is non binary?
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  Speaker 1: God is not.
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  Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind that that's guys, a
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  Speaker 2: legitimate Democrat candidate in Texas. Let me tell you where
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  Speaker 2: that ain't gonna fly is in a state like Florida.
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  Speaker 2: You think Floridians would vote for anybody who said God
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  Speaker 2: is non binary, or the Southern border is a welk
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  Speaker 2: should be a welcome mat.
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  Speaker 1: And you're avoiding his best material that God is kind
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  Speaker 1: of okay with abortion, or that Jesus requires open borders.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right, woke op It implies we're kind of
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  Speaker 1: has that the time for woke Opie has come and gone.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for let's see. How about heretic blasphemer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go and he makes.
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  Speaker 2: He makes Jasmine look reasonable. I mean, he really does.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea, and he's got that. You're right,
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  Speaker 2: he's got that boyish countenance and you know, but my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: the southern border should be a welcome at the exact
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  Speaker 2: opposite of what Americans believe and Texans. Look, if Texas
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  Speaker 2: could elect this guy, Mark, I'll give you my my
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  Speaker 2: the business card of my realtor, because you at least
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  Speaker 2: you got one trip, get out, get out while the
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  Speaker 2: getting is you know.
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  Speaker 1: They want, they want this to be Beno two point zero,
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  Speaker 1: where where a guy who is kind of hip and
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  Speaker 1: a skateboard riding fellow. It came within two and a
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  Speaker 1: half points of Ted Cruz. But this ain't twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not We're not gonna get caught napping like
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  Speaker 1: that again. And it's in the Democrat establishment. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: something really curious happened to me this last month or so. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: as conservative media folks, you and I have made a
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  Speaker 1: partial living out of tossing up Jasmine Crockett clips and going, oh,
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  Speaker 1: here's the latest crazy thing she said. Wah, I have
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  Speaker 1: in a weird way. Do I want to call it respect?
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  Speaker 1: That offends me less. She's just another blow torch for
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  Speaker 1: Democrat leftist nonsense. They're a dime a dozen. He goes
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  Speaker 1: to singular depths of blasphemy and smearing of Christians. This
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  Speaker 1: notion that you know, because it's not just that I
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  Speaker 1: have my leafs in the Bible that I've made up
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  Speaker 1: in my head, but if you are the Christian nationalist
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  Speaker 1: or his big thing, which is only people who believe
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  Speaker 1: that God might have had a hand in creating this country.
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  Speaker 1: His insult to those of us who believe in things
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  Speaker 1: like that, the notion that we are mean that we
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  Speaker 1: are xenophobic, that we're transphobic, that we hate people. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you that is that is There's a Venn
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  Speaker 1: diagram of crossover there between him and Jasmine. But he
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  Speaker 1: has offended me more in the last month than Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: ever did, or ever could I'd probably rather be running
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  Speaker 1: against her, But you know, you got to play the
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  Speaker 1: field the way it striped, and it'll be Talary go
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  Speaker 1: versus either Packson North Cornyn, and we'll see that on
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  Speaker 1: May twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about that for just a moment because
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  Speaker 2: John Cornyn, Now this is very interesting to me. Did
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  Speaker 2: you see Tom Tillis with Christian Nome yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Thank God, he's about to be gone, ragie North Carolina senator,
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  Speaker 1: and so he'll he's.
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  Speaker 2: An at a committee screaming like a banshee at Christian Nomes,
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  Speaker 2: outgoing Republican senator from North Carolinok, he's but you know
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  Speaker 2: what somebody pointed out last on social media, he's a
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  Speaker 2: reminder along with Michael Steele, who used to run the RNC.
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  Speaker 2: You've ever seen check out his act today on MSNBC
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  Speaker 2: or ms Now. Nicole Wallace used to be a bushy
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  Speaker 2: she you ever checked her out? That's why Trump came along,
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  Speaker 2: and some many argue John Cornyn is part of that problem. John.
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  Speaker 2: Many people say, look, he's seventy four, it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be his final term if he wins.
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  Speaker 1: Mark.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about Corny is corner gonna go Tom Tillis.
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  Speaker 1: To support Tom. I've asked him. His behavior has been
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  Speaker 1: straight up ninety nine percent with Trump great during Trump
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  Speaker 1: two point zero so far. The suspicion is that when
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  Speaker 1: Trump's not president anymore, or after Cornyn wins, that's all over,
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  Speaker 1: that it's all been performative. I don't know. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. I asked him, will voters everywhere I want
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  Speaker 1: to know, Senator Cornyn, when Trump's not president anymore, and
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  Speaker 1: if you're still senator, will you still be as maga reliant,
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  Speaker 1: you know, during advance administration or somebody? And he said
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  Speaker 1: absolutely so.
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  Speaker 2: Aware of Tom Tillis said that too. Tom Tillis, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think he did.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: A very different demeanor those guys when they when they
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  Speaker 2: when they're in their final term or when they're resigning. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look at Marjorie Tyler Green. It's unplugged. And
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  Speaker 2: then you wonder, well, where were you? You know? Is
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  Speaker 2: that what you were or are you something different now?
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  Speaker 2: And how about Dan Crenshaw did you see that coming?
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  Speaker 1: It was not close. I didn't I knew he was
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  Speaker 1: in danger Steve Toff beat him down in the Houston district.
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  Speaker 1: Dashaw is gone and I and it's funny because double
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  Speaker 1: it was. And a search for a more conservative Republican
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  Speaker 1: alternative is I think the Sagan Ronde cruisindors Steve Toff.
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  Speaker 1: So there is so that the more conservative brand of
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  Speaker 1: Republicanism is somehow dangerous or doesn't do real well in November. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see about that.
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  Speaker 2: And final note, and then the notion that the Trump
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  Speaker 2: era is dead and mag is going away. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: thirty two Trump endorsements last night, thirty two victories. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: thirty two for thirty two. Yeah, we're really in trouble
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  Speaker 2: that mega movements just sputtering out.
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  Speaker 1: You like our chances, I like our chans, happy, we
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  Speaker 1: like you, We like Mike. He's ready to go. Ten
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  Speaker 1: o'clock right here on six sixty a of the