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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Jeffer Pain's prediction is Payton, what's a vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: So mercury is in retrograde. I'm gonna let you know
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  Speaker 2: what this means for you and your zodiac sign. But also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today, you are a Pisce's in
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  Speaker 2: my Atlanta. There are so many Pisces birthdays today, Becky
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  Speaker 2: g Savannah Lebrant, John Bon, Jovie, Luke Colms, Doctor Seuss,
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  Speaker 2: Chris Martin, Rebel Wilson, Daniel Craig, method Man, Bryce Dallas Howard,
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  Speaker 2: and Reggie Bush. Yeah, yeah, so their Pisces, just like
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  Speaker 2: Rich in the studio right over here. So, Rich, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna let you know, Mercury is in retrograde and you're
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  Speaker 2: sign right now. So you're basically living in a dream world.
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  Speaker 2: So if you feel like you're buffering, it's because you are.
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  Speaker 2: Don't sign any contracts, don't make any permanent hair choices,
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  Speaker 2: and for the love of God, stay away from your
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  Speaker 2: ex's house. They say that you should not buy cars,
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  Speaker 2: not buy houses, not take a new job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're a Pisces and mercury is in retrograde,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta lay low.
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  Speaker 2: You got it?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven nine three seven, one four seven, Michelle,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Good morning, Turris. Okay, So Taurus mercury is in retrograde.
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  Speaker 2: And I know you're currently probably browsing luxury hotel that
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  Speaker 2: you can't afford to escape your problems. But Mercury retrogade
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  Speaker 2: is begging you to check your bank account before you
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  Speaker 2: add to cart. And this is for anything. Buy a
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  Speaker 2: candle and call it a day. Do not make any
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  Speaker 2: big purchases right now. Your future self is gonna thank you.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you so much, no problem, Vanessa, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a virgo.
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  Speaker 2: Oh just like John Jay. Okay, so my virgos, Mercury
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  Speaker 2: is in retrograde. So you guys need to stop trying
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  Speaker 2: to optimize your friends live when your own desktop has
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  Speaker 2: four hundred unsorted files. You are overthinking a text right
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  Speaker 2: now that was literally just a period. It's not a
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  Speaker 2: secret code. I promise virgos, they are just busy. Take
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  Speaker 2: a nap and leave people alone. We beg you a
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  Speaker 2: little harsh for my virgos this morning, but it's real.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Vanessa. What do you for? Libras?
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  Speaker 2: Libra Kyle, you are being so indecisive today, and that's
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  Speaker 2: actually becoming a personality flaw. Pick a place for lunch, bestie,
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  Speaker 2: because the stars are literally laughing bring at you while
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  Speaker 2: you're scrolling through Yelp for the third hour. Make a choice,
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  Speaker 2: this retrograde and stick to it for once. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: cut herd.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: How about the Yeah, I'm a Leo and the spotlight
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  Speaker 2: is hitting us right now, but mercury is making the
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  Speaker 2: bulb flicker. We're craving attention, but we might get the
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  Speaker 2: wrong kind of it if we keep acting like the
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  Speaker 2: world revolves around our Instagram feed. So we need to
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  Speaker 2: dial back the drama by about ten percent and us
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  Speaker 2: Leo's might actually survive the day and the retrograde right.
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