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- 0:02Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion, is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
- 0:19Speaker 4: That this is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning,
- 0:46Speaker 1: everybody says Monday. It is March the ninth, twenty twenty six.
- 0:52Speaker 1: We are the Woody Show. I am what do you?
- 0:53Speaker 1: That is Greg Gory? Hi? We got Menace, what is up?
- 0:56Speaker 5: Hi?
- 0:56Speaker 1: Jana grad is here. We got Sea Bass. It's more
- 1:00Speaker 1: enthusiastic than we got on Friday. We talked him on
- 1:03Speaker 1: Friday about like the enthusiastic low.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Yeah, it's better.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I took notes. Yeah, that was better. It
- 1:09Speaker 1: was better. Sammy Morgan is here. We got vonn Our,
- 1:14Speaker 1: video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We
- 1:16Speaker 1: got Benji. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Send us a text check in over to two to
- 1:22Speaker 1: nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers. Hopefully you had
- 1:25Speaker 1: a good weekend. We'll see what everybody got into. If
- 1:28Speaker 1: you want to share anything with us about your weekend,
- 1:30Speaker 1: do it on the ways I just mentioned, or find
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- 1:41Speaker 1: right now by going to the woodieshow dot com. I'm
- 1:44Speaker 1: excited about that. So excited. Yeah, man, Like, I still
- 1:47Speaker 1: can't believe we get to do that where they close
- 1:49Speaker 1: the park to the public and it's only open the
- 1:50Speaker 1: Woody Show listeners. Yeah. So if you want to sign
- 1:53Speaker 1: up so you could be there, go to the woodyshow
- 1:56Speaker 1: dot com. Uh Oh. I kind of walked on a
- 2:00Speaker 1: conversation that Gina and Greg were having about pubes. Yeah.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I won't reveal how it started unless you know wants to. Yeah,
- 2:13Speaker 1: but you never know what you're walking into.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Yeah, especially in this way you just join a conversation.
- 2:18Speaker 6: The topic was have you ever have you ever found
- 2:21Speaker 6: a gray pube? Have you ever seen a gray pew
- 2:24Speaker 6: on yourself?
- 2:26Speaker 1: And what would you do if you did?
- 2:28Speaker 4: Would you rectify it? Would you be like, oh, this
- 2:30Speaker 4: is who I am?
- 2:30Speaker 1: Now?
- 2:31Speaker 4: Would you are? How do you feel about other people
- 2:34Speaker 4: you see having gray pubes?
- 2:36Speaker 6: So my my honest response to that is, I I
- 2:40Speaker 6: don't know if you consider it a pube, but like
- 2:41Speaker 6: a chest hair, is that a quote pube? Because I
- 2:45Speaker 6: didn't find one.
- 2:48Speaker 4: Chest hair what did you do with it?
- 2:49Speaker 6: I basically I took I will not lie. I took
- 2:52Speaker 6: a razor like a regular, not an electric, like a
- 2:55Speaker 6: regular whatever you call it, straight razor and shaved my chest,
- 2:59Speaker 6: your whole chest did yep. I was so pissed.
- 3:02Speaker 1: And if and if I found that's.
- 3:04Speaker 6: A great pube pube. I told Gina I would just
- 3:07Speaker 6: for minute. And she's like, you would.
- 3:09Speaker 4: I don't think you're supposed to do that?
- 3:11Speaker 1: And that's what you said.
- 3:11Speaker 6: And I said why and she said, because it's sensitive
- 3:13Speaker 6: down there, but it's just hair. I would probably dyet. Yeah,
- 3:17Speaker 6: you know you should use you should use it.
- 3:19Speaker 1: You should use the this stuff it's so depressed, not
- 3:22Speaker 1: the stuff that's like for your hair. Hair. You should
- 3:25Speaker 1: use this stuff that's for because it's the more core.
- 3:26Speaker 1: You should use the this like beard and mustache. Yeah,
- 3:29Speaker 1: it's like a man scarra. Yeah it looks like mess scarret.
- 3:32Speaker 1: No stuff, I'm talking about the color that's for beard
- 3:35Speaker 1: and mustache.
- 3:36Speaker 7: Oh okay, because I think.
- 3:38Speaker 1: It's for course or whatever. It may make any difference.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Ye make it. The little brush that's a touch up,
- 3:43Speaker 1: that stuff comes off.
- 3:44Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just a total little wash up. I would
- 3:47Speaker 6: go just for men like Jet black.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Or that one. Probably. Yeah, wow, you've only had so
- 3:53Speaker 1: you're fifty fifty four, fifty four, you had one gray
- 3:59Speaker 1: chest hair.
- 4:01Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it was. It grossed me out, and
- 4:04Speaker 6: really yeah.
- 4:05Speaker 7: If Mario likes a daddy, yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 1: I mean yeah, of course clearly he does.
- 4:11Speaker 7: Yeah, so he probably likes your gray chest hair.
- 4:13Speaker 1: No, and not even that hair. It's just a few
- 4:16Speaker 1: year and there.
- 4:17Speaker 7: Yeah, sound depressed about it.
- 4:18Speaker 1: It's gross. It's like you turning thirty.
- 4:20Speaker 8: Yes, imagine looking down and you.
- 4:22Speaker 1: See gray hair coming out of your chest. So depressive when.
- 4:25Speaker 9: It's just one, why not just pluck the one and
- 4:27Speaker 9: it's gone?
- 4:28Speaker 1: Because I wanted them all punished. They all go. Any
- 4:33Speaker 1: of the ladies here get hair where they don't want it, like.
- 4:37Speaker 7: Everywhere but my head.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I'm saying, like you ever have one
- 4:40Speaker 1: like kind of grown out of your nipple, like your
- 4:42Speaker 1: areola or like a chest.
- 4:47Speaker 10: I had one, and actually it probably still gross from
- 4:50Speaker 10: time time. It's not my armpit. It's like closer to
- 4:52Speaker 10: my boob, like not in my arm pit airy at all.
- 4:54Speaker 10: It's just like one straight hair.
- 4:56Speaker 4: But what kind of hair is it? Because one time
- 4:58Speaker 4: I found this, like I thought it was literally like
- 5:01Speaker 4: a spider wet, like it was so thin and like
- 5:03Speaker 4: see through, and I felt something and I was like
- 5:05Speaker 4: what in the hell. And I plucked it and it
- 5:07Speaker 4: was just like this wispy like like I couldn't even
- 5:10Speaker 4: really see it. So it's yours like that or something
- 5:12Speaker 4: like black hair.
- 5:13Speaker 7: It's like a black hair from my head.
- 5:15Speaker 10: Oh yeah, And I don't catch it because it's not
- 5:17Speaker 10: like my underar.
- 5:18Speaker 1: So it's like beyond your under see it.
- 5:19Speaker 7: Like everyone's like, oh god.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Well, the opposite of the peach fuzzy whispy thing that
- 5:24Speaker 1: you're talking about. It's like when you uh as, I
- 5:27Speaker 1: know we've talked about it before, like you reach your
- 5:29Speaker 1: nose you pull it looks like a piano string like
- 5:32Speaker 1: a table. Oh my god, it's like the thicket like
- 5:35Speaker 1: one strand, but it's like the thicket, like where this
- 5:37Speaker 1: comes from?
- 5:38Speaker 7: Brain?
- 5:39Speaker 6: I won't say where we were talking to this woman,
- 5:41Speaker 6: but Gina and I were talking to this woman. She
- 5:44Speaker 6: had legal mustache and beard. Oh if the sun caught
- 5:48Speaker 6: it a certain way, it was how do you not shave?
- 5:51Speaker 1: She was?
- 5:52Speaker 11: Now you just said, you know Mario and Daddy, right,
- 5:56Speaker 11: so I have like these gay friends who have dated daddies,
- 5:59Speaker 11: like older men. But these older men are kind of
- 6:02Speaker 11: like getting a little too old now they need to
- 6:06Speaker 11: be taken care of. Well now, okay, So the question is,
- 6:10Speaker 11: would you want Mario to like take care of you
- 6:13Speaker 11: if you're in a state that you can barely move around?
- 6:16Speaker 1: Or do you want him just like him? You mean,
- 6:18Speaker 1: like from just normal aging or like from an accident.
- 6:20Speaker 11: For normal aging. Yeah, and you can barely like shuffle around,
- 6:24Speaker 11: like and he would have to help me into the shower,
- 6:26Speaker 11: or would you.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Want him to move on? That's a that's a really
- 6:30Speaker 1: good question. I think I'd be too embarrassed to have him.
- 6:32Speaker 6: Do it with your life partner, I would say, yeah,
- 6:36Speaker 6: go enjoy your seventies.
- 6:37Speaker 1: I'll go into a home.
- 6:38Speaker 6: You know, I'd be too embarrassed. I had to help
- 6:41Speaker 6: him when he had back surgery from a car crash,
- 6:44Speaker 6: and I had to help him onto the toilet, and
- 6:46Speaker 6: I even thought that was awkward.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Were you like I discussed, I wasn't.
- 6:50Speaker 6: Disgusted by any means, And it's hard to convince somebody
- 6:54Speaker 6: like I'm not grossed out by this. This is fine.
- 6:56Speaker 6: I'm happy to help. But at the same token, it's
- 6:59Speaker 6: strange when you when you take somebody you're involved with
- 7:02Speaker 6: and you put them in a different.
- 7:03Speaker 11: Because I have a gay friend that's quitting his job
- 7:06Speaker 11: to take care of his partner full time and then ask.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Awkward just to jump off of that. Let me ask
- 7:11Speaker 1: Sea Mass who says it's inappropriate, like for a chick
- 7:14Speaker 1: to ever fart in the present of her boyfriend or whatever. So, like,
- 7:18Speaker 1: what happens when you get to that point, like where
- 7:20Speaker 1: you know somebody needs you to like, you know, bathe
- 7:23Speaker 1: them and put them on the toilet and things like that,
- 7:25Speaker 1: do you bring an outside help? Of course? Like nope,
- 7:30Speaker 1: are you going.
- 7:31Speaker 8: Keep in the mystery alive to take six different jobs
- 7:33Speaker 8: if I have to to afford the side you.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Maybe like you would never like uh, Like, okay, you
- 7:42Speaker 1: want to be married by the end of the year,
- 7:43Speaker 1: they said, that's your goal. You want to be married.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Your future wife ends up needing someone to wipe her
- 7:49Speaker 1: ask for her, you won't do them.
- 7:50Speaker 9: No, I'm tire somebody and you have another male come
- 7:53Speaker 9: over and wipe her.
- 7:54Speaker 4: No one said mail what if it had to be?
- 7:57Speaker 12: Oh?
- 7:57Speaker 1: I was like, even if even in that situation. You
- 8:01Speaker 1: still believe it's unacceptable.
- 8:03Speaker 8: Yes, of course it's I mean it's not of course
- 8:06Speaker 8: being right. Yeah, I again, I would do whatever I
- 8:08Speaker 8: had to do.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Your vows are going to be I have a lot
- 8:11Speaker 4: of asterisks on them.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Wouldn't happen.
- 8:14Speaker 8: I just wouldn't do it.
- 8:14Speaker 1: So I'm still trying to figure out that puzzle. Like
- 8:16Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he wants to be married by
- 8:18Speaker 1: the end of the year.
- 8:18Speaker 4: That's not part of the marriage. What sickness and it helps, Yeah,
- 8:22Speaker 4: for better or for worse.
- 8:23Speaker 8: I'm not saying with this or not abandoning with the
- 8:25Speaker 8: side of the road. But I'm not going to do
- 8:27Speaker 8: it myself.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Yours, but you do it yahing just chilling true true
- 8:45Speaker 2: the Woody.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Show Man, I had this had I'm unprepared. Stand by
- 8:51Speaker 1: all right, okay, we're standing, were whole?
- 8:53Speaker 12: Or by?
- 8:54Speaker 1: Are we by? We're standing and we're by.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Forget you guys can't bough right. The burst up on
- 9:04Speaker 4: the gay train, right.
- 9:06Speaker 1: It's a pit stuff on the way either, damn it.
- 9:13Speaker 1: They'll anyway. So we were talking recently. I have part
- 9:19Speaker 1: of it. I can't find this this this second part.
- 9:22Speaker 1: You know, things that you see in movies, you know,
- 9:25Speaker 1: because movies over exaggerate things, right, and you know, occasionally
- 9:29Speaker 1: come up with a myth, you know, they sometimes gain
- 9:32Speaker 1: some traction. Right now, some of these things, you know
- 9:35Speaker 1: they're wrong, and they can they can kill you. So,
- 9:37Speaker 1: like what's a survival myth popularized by movies that would
- 9:42Speaker 1: get you killed in real life? You know, like the
- 9:45Speaker 1: fact that you can knock someone out and they wake
- 9:47Speaker 1: up later just fine.
- 9:48Speaker 8: Right, I was the fact that a stun gun just
- 9:52Speaker 8: instantly puts someone to sleep as opposed to kissing them off, right, same,
- 9:57Speaker 8: same category.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Yeah, Anyway, there were like some some of these other
- 10:00Speaker 1: like how nobody in movies nobody ever says goodbye in
- 10:04Speaker 1: a phone conversation hang out, there's never there's never an
- 10:06Speaker 1: end of the conversation. But that that's not Uh, that's
- 10:10Speaker 1: not what we're talking about with this list, at least,
- 10:11Speaker 1: like I had some of those other things. Okay, Uh,
- 10:13Speaker 1: in movies, you can fire a handgun all day without
- 10:16Speaker 1: ear protection and be totally okay, you will suffer from
- 10:19Speaker 1: severe and possibly permanent hearing loss in real life, Like
- 10:22Speaker 1: if you're if you're doing that, John Wick would be
- 10:25Speaker 1: so deaf. John Wick would be like he'd be greg
- 10:28Speaker 1: Yeah that bad. Yeah. A lot of things that stop
- 10:33Speaker 1: bullets and movies would never stop a bullet in real life, like.
- 10:36Speaker 4: Like a hand, like thin wooden furniture, like any door.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Yeah, eating a cactus for hydration, like a lot of
- 10:45Speaker 1: them will actually make you bar Some will make you
- 10:48Speaker 1: barf and then hallucinate. So that could be that that
- 10:52Speaker 1: could be fun myths from movies that can actually do
- 10:55Speaker 1: some damage. So just in general medical recovery time, like
- 10:58Speaker 1: most people would be out for weeks recovering from injuries.
- 11:01Speaker 1: But like movies show like a person they're fine, Yeah,
- 11:03Speaker 1: like you know, they got their ass handed to them.
- 11:06Speaker 1: The next day they do the whole thing o, the
- 11:09Speaker 1: kind of stretching their shoulder out a little bit.
- 11:11Speaker 4: Patient, let's go, ye, just wing to be.
- 11:16Speaker 1: A group of people. If you get into some kind
- 11:19Speaker 1: of situation, that whole group will fight you at once.
- 11:22Speaker 1: They're just like sitting there and taking turns. Yeah, one
- 11:25Speaker 1: at a time. I saw a roadhouse.
- 11:28Speaker 4: There's no way patient.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Winging for your guys getting his ass handed to him polite. Yeah,
- 11:36Speaker 1: it's it's not safe to jump down onto a pile
- 11:39Speaker 1: of trash bags. There are like so many sharp objects
- 11:43Speaker 1: in those bags.
- 11:44Speaker 4: It's just banana.
- 11:45Speaker 1: And if you're in a warehouse, jump on the boxes
- 11:47Speaker 1: because they're all empty. Yeah. Uh, if you shoot the
- 11:50Speaker 1: driver of a car, don't expect that car to stop
- 11:52Speaker 1: before it hits you. That guy is dead not hitting
- 11:55Speaker 1: the brakes. Oh true, Yeah, myths in movies that could
- 11:58Speaker 1: actually be a problem. You do not pull a grenade
- 12:01Speaker 1: pin with your teeth?
- 12:02Speaker 4: Why not?
- 12:03Speaker 1: But it's it's a best case in that scenario is
- 12:05Speaker 1: that you lose your teeth.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Oh that's a bum out.
- 12:09Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not super easy to pull them outs.
- 12:11Speaker 4: I wanted to pull it like.
- 12:12Speaker 1: It's probably by design that the pin takes a little
- 12:14Speaker 1: bit of effort. I hope.
- 12:16Speaker 4: One of my goals was to pull grenade.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Yeah, explosions can kill you, even if they just throw
- 12:23Speaker 1: you into the air, like you you can't just get
- 12:26Speaker 1: up and dust yourself off and have foot on your face.
- 12:30Speaker 1: The internal bleeding is.
- 12:31Speaker 4: I'm glad you brought this up, because every single action
- 12:34Speaker 4: movie when there's an explosion and they do the camera
- 12:37Speaker 4: from the low angle and the person just launches into
- 12:38Speaker 4: the air, How possible is that? Just because you're you're
- 12:41Speaker 4: an explosion, you're going to launch into the air.
- 12:43Speaker 1: That's weird.
- 12:44Speaker 4: I don't know if I buy it.
- 12:44Speaker 6: Same with car crashes. You hit a fire hydrant and
- 12:47Speaker 6: you go flying thirty feet up in their right.
- 12:49Speaker 1: Although there was that car recently, the pickup truck that
- 12:52Speaker 1: was going down the road and it was from someone's
- 12:54Speaker 1: ring camera from the house across the street, and this
- 12:56Speaker 1: pickup truck was just flying. It looked like it was
- 12:59Speaker 1: a plane. The air went right into the front of
- 13:01Speaker 1: that person's house. Cool. They were about a hunter or something. Yeah.
- 13:05Speaker 1: As a radio person, I always thought it was funny
- 13:07Speaker 1: when you know, you watch a movie and it's anything
- 13:11Speaker 1: that involves a radio station, nobody's got headphones on as
- 13:14Speaker 1: if like you know, because they The reason you wear
- 13:17Speaker 1: headphones in a radio studio is because the speakers in
- 13:20Speaker 1: the studio they mute out. So you you you wouldn't.
- 13:23Speaker 6: I mean, you wouldn't know what's going on the air. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly,
- 13:26Speaker 6: you're monitoring what's it's on the air. It's about Fraser
- 13:30Speaker 6: Oas was running his board in the minute they went
- 13:32Speaker 6: to commercial break. When she would actually be doing stuff
- 13:35Speaker 6: is when she got up with her clipboard and walked around. Yeah,
- 13:37Speaker 6: she'd be running the board.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Yeah, and Fraser was on the airs when she should
- 13:41Speaker 1: have been up running around exactly. It was on the air. Hand.
- 13:44Speaker 11: The other thing that bugs me a lot with radio
- 13:46Speaker 11: studios in movies. A lot of times the audio board
- 13:50Speaker 11: isn't a real like radio audioboard. It'll be something that
- 13:54Speaker 11: we use.
- 13:54Speaker 1: As yeah or like a little like like a little
- 13:59Speaker 1: like sound mixed or.
- 14:00Speaker 11: Yeah, thing like Yeah, it's something that was made for music,
- 14:03Speaker 11: not for radio.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:04Speaker 13: We love how.
- 14:06Speaker 1: People with food poisoning feel because it has a head shoes.
- 14:10Speaker 1: We all we got the phones open eight seven seven
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- 14:16Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven A couple
- 14:21Speaker 1: couple of fun facts coming up here in a second
- 14:25Speaker 1: after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four. This is
- 14:28Speaker 1: what Greg's been saying nice on on this one.
- 14:31Speaker 3: I'm just going caught up on the podcast and listening
- 14:33Speaker 3: to you talking about how expensive blinds are. Why does
- 14:36Speaker 3: every home improvement project have to be so freaking expensive
- 14:41Speaker 3: these things? You get a quote for new siding or roof,
- 14:44Speaker 3: like it might not even be in US dollars. It's
- 14:47Speaker 3: some current were you been wedding dollars? Anyway, I don't
- 14:50Speaker 3: go a stare at my new siding and cry love
- 14:53Speaker 3: me wrong.
- 14:55Speaker 1: So well, because first of all, the price of materials
- 14:58Speaker 1: has gone up, not as bad as it was during
- 15:01Speaker 1: COVID supply, but like everything else, it's still it's still elevated.
- 15:05Speaker 1: And then if it's something like siding or riov, that's nothing,
- 15:08Speaker 1: that's not your you're not doing that yourself. And so
- 15:10Speaker 1: you got to figure the labor on top of that.
- 15:12Speaker 1: And labor typically is three times uh materials, damn is
- 15:16Speaker 1: how they figure labor cost out. So if you're gonna
- 15:19Speaker 1: if you're gonna spend one thousand bucks on materials, they're
- 15:22Speaker 1: gonna charge you three thousand dollars for labor for four
- 15:24Speaker 1: thousand dollars is how much that'll As a general rule
- 15:28Speaker 1: of thought, and we tell.
- 15:29Speaker 4: People not to go to trade school. I mean, so
- 15:31Speaker 4: much money doing that.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. But I mean, you know, Greg has talked
- 15:35Speaker 1: about uh, you know, fake plants, plants crazy, Yeah, having
- 15:40Speaker 1: umbrellas for like your outdoor patio table furniture forget it,
- 15:44Speaker 1: door furniture, dude. You know what.
- 15:45Speaker 11: Also, I found out that's super expensive is uh, kids
- 15:50Speaker 11: things like form when they're playing sports. I found out
- 15:53Speaker 11: like a baseball bat they're going for like four hundred bucks.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Oh some of them. Yeah yeah, good one. What are
- 15:58Speaker 1: they moving out of ferrari? I don't understand. Well, we
- 16:03Speaker 1: talked about this recently. You were talking about hockey sticks. Yeah,
- 16:06Speaker 1: while hockey equipment has always been like five bucks. Okay,
- 16:11Speaker 1: So we talked about recently how when we were kids
- 16:14Speaker 1: and we were playing in sports, there were maybe a
- 16:16Speaker 1: couple of kids who were on a travel team. Now
- 16:19Speaker 1: it's become such a big business in all aspects, so
- 16:22Speaker 1: they figure, okay, well, if you're doing the travel team,
- 16:25Speaker 1: you're you're just spending money on travel and the hotels
- 16:28Speaker 1: and all the different stuff. Now, these other people who
- 16:30Speaker 1: do the equipment for bats or hockey equipment, skates and
- 16:34Speaker 1: things that they do, they take so much advantage. It
- 16:40Speaker 1: was different because it was many years ago and so,
- 16:42Speaker 1: but it is not increased like on a on a
- 16:45Speaker 1: reasonable like you know, uh incline, Yeah right, Yeah, it
- 16:49Speaker 1: hasn't ascended at a normal rate. The difference between what
- 16:52Speaker 1: we paid for a gallon of milk now compared to
- 16:54Speaker 1: a gallon of milk in nineteen ninety five, you know
- 16:57Speaker 1: what I mean, like whatever that that rate is around that, right.
- 17:01Speaker 1: Baseball bats. I remember going to uh, you know the story,
- 17:03Speaker 1: and we would get you know, a bat, and it
- 17:05Speaker 1: was a wooden bat, alumina bat. Right.
- 17:08Speaker 11: But now there's all different, Like I see some for
- 17:10Speaker 11: like eighty bucks, right, but then there's like rawlings like
- 17:14Speaker 11: three hundred and fifty bucks.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Is there a micro chip in them that like tells
- 17:18Speaker 1: you lights.
- 17:20Speaker 6: Yeah, like some of those composite bats and stuff. Are
- 17:22Speaker 6: never bought a baseball bat in my whole life. I
- 17:25Speaker 6: seriously would have thought, even on today's money, yeah, thirty bucks.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because that's what I remember. I remember that
- 17:31Speaker 1: got so much. I remember like that, that's how much
- 17:34Speaker 1: it was when I was in the Little league and
- 17:35Speaker 1: stuff as a kid. Yeah, but I would I would
- 17:37Speaker 1: have thought that was today.
- 17:38Speaker 4: And sports have no seasons anymore, so you're playing this
- 17:40Speaker 4: all year round.
- 17:41Speaker 8: All you sports should always be bought secondhand, like even
- 17:45Speaker 8: if they are going pro, which they're not, they'll be fine, dude.
- 17:48Speaker 1: So my kid, my kid plays ice hockey, right, and
- 17:51Speaker 1: so he's seventeen just about now, he's turning seventeen in June.
- 17:54Speaker 1: These kids are bigger now and it's faster and they
- 17:57Speaker 1: are just they go through sticks like crazy. How much
- 18:01Speaker 1: your sticks again? Now like on average so stick not
- 18:05Speaker 1: like a three hundred bucks shocking, and they'll they'll snap
- 18:11Speaker 1: these sticks, they'll break. There's one kid who plays with
- 18:14Speaker 1: my son, and this kid goes through a stick about
- 18:17Speaker 1: every other week.
- 18:18Speaker 4: That's not possible. I couldn't pay for.
- 18:20Speaker 1: I mean, the kid plays hard, he does, he plays hard,
- 18:23Speaker 1: but like still you would think and the and the
- 18:25Speaker 1: dads like damn it, and they go down and so
- 18:28Speaker 1: like when I take my son now to the to
- 18:30Speaker 1: the pro shop, yeah, I'm like the sale sticks, yeah,
- 18:34Speaker 1: because you're burning through them. It's like buying out. People
- 18:36Speaker 1: buy Jordan's and stuff for the little baby.
- 18:39Speaker 6: Why yeah, why, I would tell you get sick for
- 18:42Speaker 6: your lifetime.
- 18:43Speaker 9: But then he wouldn't play hard.
- 18:44Speaker 4: Yeah, you would never get picked.
- 18:49Speaker 1: They're they're expensive, man, not to mention, like all your
- 18:52Speaker 1: your pads, skates, skates are crazy expensive pants.
- 18:57Speaker 4: You've seen that meme. I'm sure where it's. The mom
- 18:59Speaker 4: says like come to you know, come downstairs, We're going
- 19:01Speaker 4: to dinner where your most expensive outfit and the kid
- 19:03Speaker 4: comes down his big hockey outfit.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably a goalie. If your kid's gonna play hockey,
- 19:09Speaker 1: don't let him be a goalie. Oh my god, all
- 19:12Speaker 1: that equipment, special equipment. Yeah, Bank, I never knew about baseballs.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Some other fun facts. A zebra injures zoo keepers more
- 19:23Speaker 1: than any other animal, really, zebra. Oh can we talk.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Let's go on a tangent here for a second. I
- 19:31Speaker 1: overheard I overhear conversations when I walk into study every morning.
- 19:34Speaker 1: I heard, you know, the whole conversation with the pubes
- 19:37Speaker 1: and stuff between Greg and Well. I heard Gina and
- 19:42Speaker 1: Sammy going on, and I thought we were done talking
- 19:44Speaker 1: about Punch, the monkey.
- 19:46Speaker 4: Punch news.
- 19:47Speaker 1: So Punch is that little monkey who was getting you know,
- 19:49Speaker 1: bullied to beat off them by the other monkeys. He
- 19:54Speaker 1: was a weird and.
- 19:55Speaker 4: He has a little boomed in.
- 19:56Speaker 5: Yeah, he has the stuffed monkey to carry around with
- 19:59Speaker 5: him as a replacement for mom that he got when
- 20:00Speaker 5: he was like three days old.
- 20:02Speaker 4: Well, there's good news. Punch has new friends, not just
- 20:05Speaker 4: the one monkey that we already knew about. But now
- 20:07Speaker 4: he's being like, oh good except.
- 20:08Speaker 1: But wait, because what I heard you guys saying was
- 20:10Speaker 1: that they had taken the mom or the other the
- 20:13Speaker 1: the stuff.
- 20:15Speaker 9: Okay, so that hasn't happened yet.
- 20:16Speaker 5: So they're going to be taking the stuffed monkey away
- 20:21Speaker 5: from Punch because they do think it's hindering him socially.
- 20:24Speaker 9: And also he's about six.
- 20:25Speaker 5: Months now, which is when baby monkeys would typically wean
- 20:29Speaker 5: off of their.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Moms, haven't. Yeah, Sorryddy, what did you what did you
- 20:33Speaker 4: call him for being six months old and wanting his
- 20:35Speaker 4: stuffed animal pussy?
- 20:36Speaker 1: Okay?
- 20:36Speaker 10: I just saw a report and it's on Instagram? So
- 20:39Speaker 10: is it true Punch was seen humping his stuffed monkey?
- 20:41Speaker 12: Oh?
- 20:41Speaker 4: Wow, Age, is that's true?
- 20:45Speaker 1: See?
- 20:45Speaker 4: I was wondering about that too. Though. Maybe the other
- 20:47Speaker 4: monkeys weren't afraid of Punch. They were like what is
- 20:49Speaker 4: he carrying? Like what is that? We don't like that?
- 20:51Speaker 4: So maybe it is time to get rid of Yeah.
- 20:54Speaker 1: No, because they were They were going after him, and
- 20:57Speaker 1: he would run back to the stuff.
- 20:59Speaker 13: Can't.
- 21:00Speaker 9: Yeah, it was so.
- 21:01Speaker 4: And then I saw a headline that said like baby
- 21:05Speaker 4: penguin at this you know, special like penguin exhibit being
- 21:08Speaker 4: given a stuff penguin And then somebody wrote under somebody
- 21:12Speaker 4: wrote over it. We can't do this again as a nation.
- 21:15Speaker 11: We can't hear about it, is ikea, because now they're
- 21:19Speaker 11: no one cares about selling those stuff monkeys anymore.
- 21:22Speaker 1: Yeah, what hats moment? Yeah, you sold way more of
- 21:25Speaker 1: those things you ever would have it went. But man,
- 21:30Speaker 1: here in Gina and Sammy go back and forth. We're
- 21:33Speaker 1: going to cry. I missed this to the entire time
- 21:37Speaker 1: from my size. Now you're right, Gina.
- 21:41Speaker 4: And I specifically said nobody cares about.
- 21:43Speaker 5: This but you right, which is why we had a
- 21:45Speaker 5: private conversation about it.
- 21:47Speaker 1: You walked in in the studio where we all work
- 21:50Speaker 1: eight four Woodie, text over to two to nine eight seven,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and we are in two another new hour insensitivity training
- 22:05Speaker 1: for a politically correct world. It's Monday noise. Yeah, my
- 22:09Speaker 1: name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory. Menace is here.
- 22:12Speaker 1: What is up? Woody. We've got Gina grad Sea Mass,
- 22:15Speaker 1: Sammy Morgan's phones are open eight seven seven four. Wooding
- 22:21Speaker 1: hit us up with the text over to two to
- 22:23Speaker 1: nine eight seven. Hope everybody's weekend was good weekend. Cheers
- 22:27Speaker 1: and jeers. Menace what you got?
- 22:29Speaker 11: Oh wow, it was a super sports weekend like you
- 22:32Speaker 11: like to do with your son Woody in Las Vegas.
- 22:34Speaker 11: But my children were Morgan and Tyler. Yeah, and it
- 22:38Speaker 11: was just full of fighting and yeah, maybe I don't know,
- 22:44Speaker 11: I didn't catch it this time, but yeah I did
- 22:47Speaker 11: like UFC power Slap, And then watched some F one
- 22:51Speaker 11: and then we went to the baseball game. Also at
- 22:53Speaker 11: the baseball game, there was A's versus Angels preseason that
- 22:58Speaker 11: was happening in Vegas.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Okay, well, because yeah, the A's are relocating too, Yeah,
- 23:03Speaker 1: so to Vegas.
- 23:05Speaker 11: Yeah, so they'll do a game like once or twice
- 23:07Speaker 11: a year leading up to when they actually have a
- 23:10Speaker 11: you know, a state.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Anoy're working on the stadium. So where because the A's
- 23:13Speaker 1: are done in Oakland, they had their last game, So
- 23:15Speaker 1: where are they play? Is it Sacramento?
- 23:16Speaker 11: Playing in Sacramento, which I think is a good idea
- 23:19Speaker 11: for them because then they can build even a bigger
- 23:21Speaker 11: fan base that's like a feeder city to Las Vegas,
- 23:25Speaker 11: so they'll even have more fans coming in. So that's
- 23:27Speaker 11: a pretty good move. And then finished off the weekend
- 23:30Speaker 11: at our three to eleven show. Dude, like the three
- 23:33Speaker 11: eleven fans are hardcore. These guys were doing a fifty
- 23:37Speaker 11: song set. They even had an intermission fifty. Yeah, it
- 23:42Speaker 11: was nuts and people were going hammer. Even some chick
- 23:45Speaker 11: was hollering at Tyler. They all hugged up on him,
- 23:47Speaker 11: and then we found out she had a husband, so
- 23:49Speaker 11: that was yeah, but it was it was a good time.
- 23:53Speaker 1: So that that's my cheers.
- 23:55Speaker 11: But my jeers was like somehow, some way all weekend,
- 23:58Speaker 11: and it started with the flight. People kept on spilling
- 24:01Speaker 11: drinks on me. Now, now the flight was like crazy, bumpy,
- 24:06Speaker 11: and I've looked this up in the past couple of
- 24:09Speaker 11: years that the winds have been getting crazy and crazy
- 24:13Speaker 11: going into Las Vegas, and we fly into Vegas all
- 24:15Speaker 11: the time, and we we kind of noticed it as
- 24:18Speaker 11: well too, but it's actually true that the winds have
- 24:20Speaker 11: gone crazier. I know, it's pretty bad this weekend. And
- 24:23Speaker 11: so a drink immediately spilled on me, and then every
- 24:26Speaker 11: event that I was at people just kept on spilling
- 24:28Speaker 11: drinks on me. So I so much so that I
- 24:31Speaker 11: even went to the mall to buy more clothes because
- 24:33Speaker 11: I didn't have any more clothes left.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I kept on being soaked in alcohol. So that's the
- 24:39Speaker 1: that was the weekend, really really fun. Vegas cologne though, Yeah, yeah,
- 24:42Speaker 1: for sure normal. Yeah, it just felt super sticky. Oh
- 24:46Speaker 1: when you got the clam juice spilled on your pants,
- 24:49Speaker 1: doing the glory whole change because didn't you go somewhere
- 24:52Speaker 1: you went to.
- 24:53Speaker 14: For four hours?
- 24:55Speaker 1: She had to get her windshield replaced, like.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Places smelling like.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Dirty hook her. Yeah, just so happened to spill on
- 25:04Speaker 1: her pants.
- 25:05Speaker 4: It was hot and stuff in there.
- 25:09Speaker 1: At least it was quick. Oh wait, yeah, they're like, man,
- 25:12Speaker 1: this chick came in the day. She was ripe, stinky
- 25:17Speaker 1: clam literal clam clam juice. Yeah. Well the since you
- 25:24Speaker 1: since you mentioned flying, it was really windy, uh Saturday,
- 25:28Speaker 1: because like, okay, so my cheer would be that I
- 25:30Speaker 1: flew to Albuquerque to go meet with the guy who
- 25:34Speaker 1: runs our Albuquerque affiliate. Nice and that guy's cool. Man,
- 25:37Speaker 1: this guy Tony, he's he's a super cool guy. So
- 25:41Speaker 1: that that was That was great and so just the
- 25:43Speaker 1: you know, it's so peaceful, man, it really is. It's
- 25:46Speaker 1: like therapeutic. I find water being in water, like the beach,
- 25:52Speaker 1: or like if you're just like chilling in a pool
- 25:54Speaker 1: or like a hot tub or something like that. I
- 25:55Speaker 1: find that so therapeutic. Absolutely, looking at water weightless and
- 26:00Speaker 1: flying actually has the same effect. Yeah, no, it has
- 26:04Speaker 1: the same effect. Now, flying to Albuquerque, there was something
- 26:09Speaker 1: I got to experience the first time. And it's good
- 26:10Speaker 1: because it's all experience. But like flying through icing what what? Yeah?
- 26:14Speaker 1: Because ice ice starts building up on the wings. So like, yeah,
- 26:21Speaker 1: like when the air temperature and whatever, there's a certain
- 26:23Speaker 1: you know, the dew points and stuff like that. So
- 26:25Speaker 1: then when there's because we were going through clouds and
- 26:29Speaker 1: things like that, and obviously clouds hold moisture and the
- 26:31Speaker 1: air temperature, the moisture hits the wing and immediately turns
- 26:34Speaker 1: to like ice, right, so you want to make sure that.
- 26:37Speaker 1: But no, my plane has a system. It's like a
- 26:40Speaker 1: it's a it's an anti ice. Yeah, so it keeps
- 26:44Speaker 1: it from building up on the edges of the wings,
- 26:46Speaker 1: which is the most important. Right.
- 26:48Speaker 4: What say it did build up on the edges of
- 26:51Speaker 4: the wing. How would that affect the plane?
- 26:53Speaker 1: Oh? Because the effects lift and airflow over the wings.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Weight to the plane, because ice is coding adds weight.
- 26:59Speaker 1: So you want to either you know, climb out of it,
- 27:01Speaker 1: descend below it, or you know, when you have like
- 27:05Speaker 1: these systems you can use it. But it was good again,
- 27:07Speaker 1: good experience because you need to know about that stuff,
- 27:09Speaker 1: especially now that I'm just about done with my my
- 27:12Speaker 1: instrument rating. Damn, doesn't the plane tell you that is icing?
- 27:17Speaker 1: Or do you just have to look because you know,
- 27:19Speaker 1: you know what the temperatures are, because you've got to
- 27:20Speaker 1: be very much aware the weather. You see the weather
- 27:22Speaker 1: in front of you and what you're flying through. And
- 27:24Speaker 1: also you you look right out the window and you
- 27:27Speaker 1: could see on the on the edge of the wing,
- 27:28Speaker 1: like you can see it from whether you sit in
- 27:30Speaker 1: the in the cockpit and you just kind of look
- 27:32Speaker 1: and then you'll start seeing like a frost or maybe
- 27:34Speaker 1: like a little bit of like they call it rhyme
- 27:36Speaker 1: like this kind of like gritty, crappy, you know, kind
- 27:39Speaker 1: of ice. Yeah, the stuff that's the most dangerous is
- 27:42Speaker 1: the stuff that's just clear. Yeah, you know anyway, so
- 27:46Speaker 1: that anyway, but let's let's uh, les's about that. Just
- 27:50Speaker 1: flying in general was great.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Nice.
- 27:52Speaker 1: That's the cheer. The jeer goes to people on social
- 27:56Speaker 1: media who want to act like they're a big deal,
- 27:59Speaker 1: like they present themselves as a quote influencer, or they
- 28:02Speaker 1: like try to make it seem like they they got
- 28:04Speaker 1: it all going on. They're like, you know, they're big,
- 28:07Speaker 1: they're balling, and yeah, they're like this super you know
- 28:09Speaker 1: the people that go I've been getting so many questions
- 28:11Speaker 1: guys about this dress and where I got it. Nobody
- 28:13Speaker 1: asked you about your dress. Nobody cares about your anyway.
- 28:17Speaker 1: So there was this one person that was like reaching
- 28:19Speaker 1: out to us about like, are you including influencers in
- 28:23Speaker 1: your after hours takeover? Because I'd like to be. I
- 28:25Speaker 1: sent it to menace this person is seven thousand followers, Like,
- 28:30Speaker 1: no offense, Yeah, there you go, But like, but you
- 28:32Speaker 1: like you presented yourself as a content creator and like
- 28:36Speaker 1: like as if having your seven thousand you know, followers,
- 28:39Speaker 1: like I just I don't even know if that would
- 28:42Speaker 1: be considered a micro influence between anyway, but what I
- 28:46Speaker 1: thought was really funny. There was another person who I
- 28:49Speaker 1: gave some legitimate advice to because I saw they were
- 28:51Speaker 1: getting really triggered online by uh haters, right, and they
- 28:56Speaker 1: have some this person actually has over a couple hundred
- 28:59Speaker 1: though followers, and they do some good content and I
- 29:06Speaker 1: try to give some some really good advice, like hey, look,
- 29:08Speaker 1: you know, you know I've been dealing with, you know,
- 29:12Speaker 1: people like this for three decades. You know, like there's
- 29:16Speaker 1: always going to be people out there who have something
- 29:18Speaker 1: to say something negative, and for us, we use it
- 29:21Speaker 1: for you know, entertainment, per the crossroads. Yeah, but she gets,
- 29:25Speaker 1: you could tell, really emotionally affected by it, and then
- 29:28Speaker 1: she starts lashing out, like by she thinks that she's
- 29:31Speaker 1: exposing them by like there was a post that she
- 29:34Speaker 1: had about, oh, you would think that on National International
- 29:38Speaker 1: Women's Day you wouldn't have to deal with stuff like this,
- 29:40Speaker 1: And it's like she would cherry pick comments out of
- 29:43Speaker 1: all of her posts, and it's like this kind of
- 29:45Speaker 1: victim thing. I said, all you're doing is just giving
- 29:47Speaker 1: them fuel. Yeah, right talk, And so I genuinely enjoy
- 29:53Speaker 1: her content. I think she seems like a pretty decent person,
- 29:56Speaker 1: and so I was just trying to give her some
- 29:57Speaker 1: decent amounts. She just she just deleted the she deleted
- 30:01Speaker 1: the feedback and then and then just in general, she's
- 30:05Speaker 1: one of these people. And this is my bigger issue
- 30:08Speaker 1: with influencers or just people online when they have it
- 30:12Speaker 1: selected on their Instagram that you can't see how many
- 30:14Speaker 1: likes they've gotten on something. It means that nobody likes
- 30:16Speaker 1: their content. Nobody's clicking like on their content, so they
- 30:19Speaker 1: don't want it to see you don't want anybody to
- 30:21Speaker 1: see that. You know, you only got twenty people to
- 30:24Speaker 1: click the heart. You know, those are the people that
- 30:26Speaker 1: you know are phony when they're presenting as this big
- 30:29Speaker 1: deal and they're this big time influencer, but yet you
- 30:32Speaker 1: can't see how many people have actually liked their content
- 30:34Speaker 1: or engage with their content. They don't accept any any
- 30:38Speaker 1: kind of you know, their stories. You can't post a
- 30:42Speaker 1: comment with the comments, yeah, they have them turned off.
- 30:45Speaker 1: It just it just means that they are a bullish
- 30:48Speaker 1: person because the number.
- 30:50Speaker 4: And that's a good question. I never really thought about that.
- 30:52Speaker 4: For like the takeover, do we do you get flooded
- 30:56Speaker 4: with like, hey influencer here, yep.
- 30:59Speaker 1: Everybody's trying to get access.
- 31:00Speaker 9: I mean it's worth a shot.
- 31:03Speaker 4: But they act as if they're doing us a favor,
- 31:07Speaker 4: need me to get the word out.
- 31:08Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of times I'm taking just
- 31:10Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of times. It's just the
- 31:12Speaker 1: way that they present it as if like, well, you know,
- 31:17Speaker 1: if you ask, I'd be happy to come, Like you
- 31:19Speaker 1: reached out to me.
- 31:21Speaker 11: This is this is not event that we're trying to
- 31:23Speaker 11: sell tickets to. No, I get it. No, you want
- 31:27Speaker 11: to go, and this is your way of trying.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yeah, met Your aphrodisiac is access and being able to say, well,
- 31:35Speaker 1: I got invited to this thing, I got to jump
- 31:37Speaker 1: over to the Woody Show take over. Everybody's asking if
- 31:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna if I'm going to be there? Yeah, yeah,
- 31:45Speaker 1: all right, So Gina Weekend cheers and.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Jeers, oh, big old cheers to Mario Greg's Mario basically
- 31:54Speaker 4: redesigned my house. What like, came over and just gave
- 31:59Speaker 4: all the ice like he I believe he has like
- 32:02Speaker 4: one of those terminator scanners in his eyeball, and you know,
- 32:06Speaker 4: like instead of like finding a threat, he's like, that's
- 32:09Speaker 4: where the armor should go. Like it's crazy. I don't
- 32:12Speaker 4: have that ability.
- 32:13Speaker 1: I don't.
- 32:13Speaker 4: I can't see it unless like someone draws me a
- 32:15Speaker 4: picture or you know whatever. I can't seem that.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Comes with the homosexual operating system, right, that comes with
- 32:22Speaker 1: windows is more advanced than mine, but it's usually part
- 32:26Speaker 1: of It's incredible.
- 32:27Speaker 4: It's incredible redesign my my you know, in his head,
- 32:31Speaker 4: in my dining room, my bathroom curtain advice that I
- 32:34Speaker 4: didn't even know I was allowed to do. I didn't
- 32:37Speaker 4: know you could put curtains over shutters. He he's he's incredible.
- 32:42Speaker 4: Some things he suggested require like rewiring things, which I'm
- 32:47Speaker 4: sorry I do not understand.
- 32:50Speaker 1: You wouldn't have to worry about it.
- 32:51Speaker 4: Yeah, but the fact that I got my house like
- 32:55Speaker 4: Mario afied over the weekend was just such a It
- 32:59Speaker 4: was such an honor, and I'm so to implement that.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Do anything. He didn't change the He just gave a suggestion.
- 33:04Speaker 4: He sent me all the links is like this goes here.
- 33:06Speaker 4: I'm telling you, link this goes there. When you do this,
- 33:08Speaker 4: this goes here, and do not make it like this,
- 33:10Speaker 4: make it like this. So really just the best.
- 33:14Speaker 7: So, Gina, you let go and you let Mary.
- 33:16Speaker 4: That's thank you. It is so perfect for him. Don't
- 33:21Speaker 4: fight with him, Just let go and let Maria exactly.
- 33:24Speaker 4: Jeers to Jeffrey Dahmer's mother, what a crazy bitch.
- 33:29Speaker 1: I don't know, not that long ago, because I remember
- 33:34Speaker 1: that being in the news documentary documentary heard about his mom.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Well, let me give you a little slice of her.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Thing about her in the documentary.
- 33:43Speaker 4: Her dear old son, because everything.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Was Jeffrey Dahmer for a minute, remember, yes, Yeah, so.
- 33:49Speaker 4: This they they're featuring on online right now, this criminal
- 33:53Speaker 4: psychologist because he's studying serial killers and he's studying one
- 33:55Speaker 4: that's like a big thing right now. And he gave
- 33:57Speaker 4: this interview and said that Jeffrey Dahmer's mother insisted her
- 34:00Speaker 4: son wasn't the monster people said he was because quote,
- 34:03Speaker 4: he killed them, but he never tried to hurt them.
- 34:06Speaker 12: What you.
- 34:10Speaker 4: May mean that she didn't think, well that was after
- 34:13Speaker 4: death exactly exactly, that he she doesn't believe her little
- 34:18Speaker 4: son wanted to cause anyone any pain.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Well that's what all the bad parents say, like when
- 34:22Speaker 1: their kids get picked up by the cops, they go,
- 34:24Speaker 1: not my son, my baby, Oh he's such a good kid.
- 34:27Speaker 4: Yeah, And let's just just to be clear, Dahmer killed
- 34:29Speaker 4: and dismembered and ate his victims. But but her baby
- 34:33Speaker 4: didn't want to hurt anyone. So jeers to psychopath apologists,
- 34:37Speaker 4: jeers to mommies who just think their baby can't be
- 34:40Speaker 4: the one.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Okay, So for the sake of.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Argument, Yeah, I can't wait to hear that.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm saying, for the sake of argument, like
- 34:48Speaker 1: there is something about like you, especially if you're the
- 34:51Speaker 1: mother of a child, you don't want to believe it,
- 34:55Speaker 1: and so you've convinced yourself. Maybe she truly believes that
- 34:58Speaker 1: because she's not thinking the same, like how she's not
- 35:00Speaker 1: looking at the situation the way that we see the situation.
- 35:03Speaker 1: The world sees the situation. She sees that as like, oh,
- 35:06Speaker 1: this is the kid that squirt it out of my
- 35:08Speaker 1: vagina and then I breastfed and raised and taught how
- 35:11Speaker 1: to use a fork and you know, like you, I'm saying,
- 35:14Speaker 1: but you see, you see that you coming up with
- 35:19Speaker 1: any justify it well, And I think, like.
- 35:22Speaker 4: A lot of parents, if you admit that your kid
- 35:24Speaker 4: is a total piece of ish, then you kind of
- 35:26Speaker 4: have to admit that you did something wrong as well.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I mean, but here's the thing then that that's probably
- 35:31Speaker 1: that's I think I forget what exactly in the document
- 35:33Speaker 1: I remember thinking that, you know, I didn't feel as
- 35:36Speaker 1: bad for his parents as I did initially after watching
- 35:38Speaker 1: the documentaries.
- 35:39Speaker 6: Yeah the mom was very overbearing and yeah and yeah
- 35:43Speaker 6: wid mass yeah.
- 35:44Speaker 1: But at the same time, you know, I I I
- 35:48Speaker 1: give her a little grace just because I think I
- 35:52Speaker 1: think just as a parent, you don't you mind after
- 35:56Speaker 1: you Jedi mind after yourself? Oh for sure, But you
- 35:59Speaker 1: would think that after all this time and how high
- 36:01Speaker 1: profile and everything is, that at some point reality would
- 36:03Speaker 1: have sunk in by now you have enough information.
- 36:06Speaker 4: Yeah, and in the sickest way, you're thinking, is this
- 36:08Speaker 4: the definition of unconditional love? My baby? Who eats people.
- 36:13Speaker 1: Turns them into zombie?
- 36:14Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 36:15Speaker 1: But now, yeah, that's my cheers that bitch food. Send
- 36:20Speaker 1: us a text if you like, go to two two
- 36:22Speaker 1: nine eight seven more? What do you show next? Hang on?
- 36:25Speaker 13: So what do you show right back?
- 36:30Speaker 1: What do you show back to? How much I hate influencers?
- 36:36Speaker 15: No?
- 36:36Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's this guy. Where the hell is it?
- 36:43Speaker 1: This influencer was here? I'm just gonna play the first
- 36:46Speaker 1: part and then you can kind of tell me what
- 36:47Speaker 1: do you think is going on?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Here?
- 36:48Speaker 1: All right? All right? Here we uh click this? This
- 36:56Speaker 1: is an actual influencer. Yes, all right, yes, an actual influencer.
- 37:00Speaker 1: I just I just saw this and I was laughing
- 37:02Speaker 1: about it.
- 37:03Speaker 16: Here we are stranded in Asia, like tens of thousands.
- 37:07Speaker 16: Our flights have been canceled by the ongoing conflict in
- 37:11Speaker 16: the Middle East. There are people all over the world impacted.
- 37:14Speaker 16: There are a few seats, all.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Right, So yeah, so he's stranded because you know of
- 37:20Speaker 1: what's going on.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Come in and out.
- 37:23Speaker 1: That sucks, right, Yeah, well, no, he's only stuck because
- 37:29Speaker 1: there were no seats available in first and he didn't
- 37:31Speaker 1: want to sit in.
- 37:32Speaker 16: A con.
- 37:35Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, you would think, okay, man, you just
- 37:39Speaker 1: like suck it up. Yeah, sol hold hold on, hold on,
- 37:43Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, yeah, I'm like stranded heroes go back
- 37:46Speaker 1: to this queen.
- 37:47Speaker 16: Ongoing conflict in the Middle East. There are people all
- 37:50Speaker 16: over the world impacted. There are a few seats on
- 37:53Speaker 16: some days in economy, but even those are selling fast,
- 37:57Speaker 16: so the amount of backup options that you'll have at
- 37:59Speaker 16: the last minute will be virtually non existent, meaning that
- 38:03Speaker 16: you're trapped. I'm getting a really unpleasant flashbox to the
- 38:06Speaker 16: beginning of COVID.
- 38:09Speaker 1: So people are like, dude, just take one of the
- 38:13Speaker 1: economy seats and suck it up. He goes, You're not stranded,
- 38:16Speaker 1: so so check this out. You know, like, if you
- 38:17Speaker 1: book business travel, your company will pay for certain things.
- 38:20Speaker 1: They won't pay for certain things. He claims that his
- 38:23Speaker 1: channel will only cover business in first class. Okay, so won't.
- 38:30Speaker 1: So it'll it'll cover that, but it wouldn't cover your
- 38:33Speaker 1: your significantly cheaper economy seats.
- 38:39Speaker 4: Oh my god, I have flown all over the world
- 38:42Speaker 4: in economy and I've never even thought about it.
- 38:45Speaker 1: That I'm surrounded.
- 38:48Speaker 4: All of us.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Shut up. Oh dude.
- 38:50Speaker 11: I have another influencer story. Morgan and I were around
- 38:53Speaker 11: this influencer and Morgan could not stop staring at her ass.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Okay, that's to go like that before it.
- 39:00Speaker 7: No, you walk in a room, you can't not look
- 39:03Speaker 7: at her.
- 39:04Speaker 11: Yeah, so her name is you can look around Gracie
- 39:08Speaker 11: Bond b l nips. Yeah, dude, if you've been on
- 39:12Speaker 11: social media like nice ass, like one of the.
- 39:15Speaker 10: Disgusting, Like if you see this video online, that's a
- 39:19Speaker 10: and then you see her in person, you're like, oh
- 39:21Speaker 10: my god, she needs like double wide doors to get
- 39:23Speaker 10: in there.
- 39:24Speaker 4: This is like side show not hot.
- 39:27Speaker 1: No, Yeah, but stops staring. When when did we have
- 39:33Speaker 1: to start as a society pretending that those big giant
- 39:36Speaker 1: asses are hot? Thought, she seems like nice. Was there
- 39:41Speaker 1: a meeting that I missed?
- 39:42Speaker 7: Yeah, she does seem nice.
- 39:43Speaker 1: She seems very nice guy.
- 39:46Speaker 7: It's messed up for me to have to not be
- 39:48Speaker 7: able to look at that, right.
- 39:49Speaker 10: No, you're right, Morgan, because if you're going to do that,
- 39:51Speaker 10: I should be allowed to stare at you the whole time.
- 39:53Speaker 1: This is.
- 39:55Speaker 5: Love it, Yeah, this is it looks like this is
- 39:58Speaker 5: natural for her. It's not like Kardashians are someone who
- 40:01Speaker 5: did implants.
- 40:02Speaker 4: Right, are you blind?
- 40:05Speaker 7: She's not like that.
- 40:06Speaker 4: I don't know natural, It's not no way.
- 40:09Speaker 11: Yeah, she did talk about it before that she was
- 40:11Speaker 11: a really larger lady. And then so she's had some
- 40:14Speaker 11: surgery that helped slimmer down up top, but right.
- 40:17Speaker 7: Just moved it all.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:19Speaker 11: And then like Gracie was trying to just go get
- 40:22Speaker 11: a meal and Morgan's staring at her.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Oh there she is againfet line.
- 40:27Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, it would be impossible.
- 40:30Speaker 4: I mean, you could wear a calf tan and no
- 40:32Speaker 4: one would notice.
- 40:32Speaker 10: But was she in something loose or was she and
- 40:34Speaker 10: like ohandex pants.
- 40:37Speaker 1: On or whatever. I saw these things for the first
- 40:39Speaker 1: time ever. It was on social media. Is for ladies
- 40:41Speaker 1: to make your asses look better, like if you have
- 40:44Speaker 1: a flat ass, it's basically these pair of like those
- 40:47Speaker 1: yoga pants whatever. No, they're not butt pads. It's these
- 40:51Speaker 1: elastic straps that attached to the top and like in
- 40:54Speaker 1: the middle like where the where your coin slot begins,
- 40:57Speaker 1: and it goes and then it goes out to the
- 41:00Speaker 1: side and attaches there its up. Yeah. So you have
- 41:04Speaker 1: the pants and you put the elastic bands then underneath
- 41:06Speaker 1: your butt cheeks and when you pull the pants up,
- 41:08Speaker 1: it almost acts like a.
- 41:09Speaker 4: Bra and it I want to try that.
- 41:13Speaker 1: It pulls your your ass, your ass cheeks up, scrunch
- 41:16Speaker 1: it right up your crack. You know what the result
- 41:19Speaker 1: It looks like you have this amazing perfectly shaped ass
- 41:22Speaker 1: I mean goods not.
- 41:23Speaker 4: As advertised, but like.
- 41:26Speaker 1: It's like push up bras though it's the same thing.
- 41:28Speaker 4: I would love to try those.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I forget but they said it was called.
- 41:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna call it ass bra.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Yeah, there's these like these elastic things.
- 41:39Speaker 4: You haven't said before there were elastics in it pulling
- 41:42Speaker 4: up your buttchee.
- 41:43Speaker 7: You just have to be okay with it up there.
- 41:45Speaker 1: You know it's going to be no, no, no, it doesn't
- 41:48Speaker 1: go in your ass crack. It goes underneath cheeks.
- 41:51Speaker 7: Think different ones.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Butt. I'm gonna show you visually with my hands, Like,
- 41:55Speaker 1: so my hands are the elastic traps. They go underneath
- 41:58Speaker 1: and they pull them up right, so when you pull
- 42:00Speaker 1: the pants up, I love that, right. Are you watching
- 42:04Speaker 1: the video?
- 42:04Speaker 4: No, I'm just looking at the pictures, but I get it.
- 42:07Speaker 5: It's like really tight chaps like leggings, but like chaps,
- 42:10Speaker 5: kind of like lemon pants.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody wears you think they would be able to
- 42:14Speaker 1: make it an underwear form so you could wear any pants.
- 42:17Speaker 10: Well, I hate to admit I did have a pair
- 42:19Speaker 10: of underwear with butt pads in them when I was
- 42:21Speaker 10: in high school. In high school, yeah, they were given
- 42:23Speaker 10: to me as a gift, but I actually ended up
- 42:24Speaker 10: wearing them like a joking gift.
- 42:29Speaker 1: You can imagine wanting a bigger butt.
- 42:32Speaker 7: Did in style these days, Greg, Did.
- 42:34Speaker 1: You see the story about the Southwest plane They had
- 42:38Speaker 1: to get everybody off of the plane, like everybody had
- 42:41Speaker 1: to put their hands up. Yeah, because there was a
- 42:44Speaker 1: there was a bomb threat on the plane.
- 42:47Speaker 4: Did you see the video?
- 42:49Speaker 1: Yeah, so like this is and people are taking video
- 42:52Speaker 1: as this is going on, because like these guys storm
- 42:55Speaker 1: the plane like whatever, like the bomb squad or I
- 42:58Speaker 1: don't know, like the cops, authority or whatever they're and
- 43:01Speaker 1: you hear the flight attendants going hand hands up, heads down,
- 43:05Speaker 1: hands up, heads down, and they come onto the plane
- 43:13Speaker 1: and they grabbed this guy out of his seat and
- 43:16Speaker 1: they pull him off the plane. And I guess what
- 43:19Speaker 1: it was is that this passenger had been reading text
- 43:23Speaker 1: over this guy's shoulder, and so there was it was
- 43:26Speaker 1: no credible threat to the plane, so they let everybody go.
- 43:29Speaker 1: But it was a four hour delay on the ground.
- 43:31Speaker 4: Wait for snooping on someone's text?
- 43:33Speaker 1: Well because this guy, Yeah, yeah, dumbass, Hey, that's a
- 43:41Speaker 1: good whether you're looking over someone exactly. Yeah, you want
- 43:44Speaker 1: something like that, you think you didn't have a screen.
- 43:46Speaker 1: I don't want a four hour I don't want a
- 43:48Speaker 1: four hour delay.
- 43:49Speaker 4: No, but I want to make it down in one piece.
- 43:52Speaker 1: This this is where we're at now. Guys, the comments,
- 43:55Speaker 1: you know, I love the comment section. The comments section. Uh,
- 43:59Speaker 1: this is fame. This is staged because everybody on the
- 44:04Speaker 1: plane just knows to chant hands up, heads down, like
- 44:08Speaker 1: no dumb asses like the passengers aren't doing it's the
- 44:11Speaker 1: flight of tendants. They're trained in emergencies to all like,
- 44:14Speaker 1: you know, when there's time to brace for impact different
- 44:17Speaker 1: that they just keep repeating information over and over and
- 44:20Speaker 1: they have to say it in unison.
- 44:22Speaker 4: That's part of the training.
- 44:23Speaker 1: It's part of the training. It's not. But everybody thinks
- 44:25Speaker 1: because AI and because there are somebody now when real
- 44:29Speaker 1: stuff happens, nobody believes it. What was the thing and
- 44:32Speaker 1: when we were told as kids, boy who cried wolf?
- 44:34Speaker 4: Right?
- 44:34Speaker 1: Of course? Right, there's so much phoniness that nobody believes
- 44:37Speaker 1: when it's actually a real thing. Read the comments. It's infuriating.
- 44:40Speaker 1: It's like you just we are surrounded by dumb people.
- 44:43Speaker 4: We're getting weight dumber.
- 44:45Speaker 1: It's dumbest.
- 44:45Speaker 6: Watch that movie about Sally. They were chanting as they're
- 44:48Speaker 6: approaching the Hudson River.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Staged yea movie the Woody Show. Hans go over to
- 44:59Speaker 1: Gina Grant, who's got the trending news headlines.
- 45:02Speaker 4: Well, the war between the US, Israel and Iran is
- 45:05Speaker 4: still going on, and Iran has finally picked a new
- 45:07Speaker 4: Supreme leader and it happens to be the son of
- 45:09Speaker 4: the previously assassinated Supreme leader, Ali Kameni.
- 45:13Speaker 1: You would think if you're that guy, you're like, no, thanks, guys,
- 45:16Speaker 1: I appreciate the confident. Yeah, because you got to know
- 45:21Speaker 1: that they're just going to take him out now too.
- 45:24Speaker 1: The the story about this that I saw is that
- 45:27Speaker 1: he was kind of the guy, like his dad was
- 45:29Speaker 1: the guy, but he was. They called him the shadow
- 45:32Speaker 1: Prince yea, So he was the guy kind of running everything.
- 45:34Speaker 4: Like low profile.
- 45:35Speaker 1: So if they took your dad out right and your mom,
- 45:40Speaker 1: you don't think that, I don't know, I'd be like
- 45:43Speaker 1: hate me.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Why are you nominating me?
- 45:44Speaker 1: I really appreciate you, guess I think I'm gonna have
- 45:47Speaker 1: to pass on this one.
- 45:49Speaker 4: Well, like you said, yeah, he's super powerful, but we
- 45:51Speaker 4: really don't know that much about him, so we'll see
- 45:53Speaker 4: how that works.
- 45:54Speaker 1: I just got offer this consulting job with his law firm.
- 45:56Speaker 1: I was gonna like do that and you know, kind
- 45:58Speaker 1: of take it easy of him.
- 45:59Speaker 4: I really appreciate it.
- 46:00Speaker 1: And I'm still getting over my dad's death. I'm to
- 46:02Speaker 1: find some private island, right. Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 4: Well, the air strikes from Israel keep coming, and they've
- 46:06Speaker 4: confirmed that they've killed five Iranian commanders and hotel strike
- 46:09Speaker 4: and they've targeted Iran's air force headquarters. A high school
- 46:13Speaker 4: math teacher in Georgia is dead after some seniors played
- 46:16Speaker 4: a prank on him that went really bad. It was
- 46:19Speaker 4: all part of this annual junior senior war at their school,
- 46:22Speaker 4: where toilet papering a teacher's house is worth two points
- 46:24Speaker 4: and they have this whole system. It's supposed to be fun.
- 46:27Speaker 4: So the kids were at their teacher, John Hughes place
- 46:29Speaker 4: doing it when he saw the t ping and he
- 46:31Speaker 4: went after them. The group jumped into their cars and
- 46:34Speaker 4: took off, but the teacher kept running after them, and
- 46:36Speaker 4: that's when Hugh was tripped and fell and ended up
- 46:39Speaker 4: getting run over by one of the students. Yeah, they
- 46:43Speaker 4: stopped and tried to give him first aid, but by
- 46:45Speaker 4: the time they got to the hospital he was already dead.
- 46:47Speaker 1: Oh he died.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. All five of the students were arrested and
- 46:51Speaker 4: charged with criminal trespass and littering, and the driver of
- 46:55Speaker 4: the car has a vehicular manslaughter charge on top of
- 46:58Speaker 4: everything else. Now, I've read a lot about this, and
- 47:01Speaker 4: just so everyone's clear. Reportedly, everybody loved this teacher. It
- 47:06Speaker 4: wasn't like they were trying to be malicious, like this
- 47:08Speaker 4: was probably their you know, Frank days or whatever, and part.
- 47:12Speaker 5: Of the system of being like two points forgetting the house.
- 47:14Speaker 5: You also got points taken away if you got caught
- 47:16Speaker 5: by the tea.
- 47:17Speaker 4: So they're trying to speed away exactly.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Oh, so he wasn't chasing after them because he was pissed.
- 47:22Speaker 1: This is just part of them. He probably came out
- 47:26Speaker 1: to see what was going on.
- 47:27Speaker 4: What the hell, you know, good Nick's doing.
- 47:28Speaker 1: And then just because he came out of the house,
- 47:31Speaker 1: they you know, speed away. That sucks.
- 47:33Speaker 4: It wasn't like there, Yeah, not at all. Yeah, really sad. Well,
- 47:37Speaker 4: about two thousand passengers were waiting for their flights at
- 47:40Speaker 4: Kansas City International Airport yesterday when they noticed a swarm
- 47:43Speaker 4: of cops and canine you ands units suddenly rushing to
- 47:46Speaker 4: the terminal and before they even knew what was happening,
- 47:48Speaker 4: a voice came over the intercom saying they needed to
- 47:51Speaker 4: immediately evacuate. And these videos are crazy. People just literally
- 47:55Speaker 4: like running down with their suitcases, their rolling bags, just
- 47:59Speaker 4: out letting out of the airport. Apparently there was a threat,
- 48:03Speaker 4: even though authorities wouldn't say exactly what it was, but
- 48:06Speaker 4: they did a sweep at the area. They grounded all
- 48:07Speaker 4: the flights, they diverted all the inbound flights, and a
- 48:10Speaker 4: few hours later the airport was given the all clear
- 48:12Speaker 4: and the FBI saying that the threat was now now
- 48:15Speaker 4: not credible.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw where planes landed and they couldn't tax
- 48:20Speaker 1: you to the gates. They had to sit out on
- 48:22Speaker 1: the tarmac for two hours. You already got there, you've arrived,
- 48:26Speaker 1: but you just have to They sat there for two
- 48:28Speaker 1: hours the door. It's when they say like, uh, oh, sorry, guys,
- 48:33Speaker 1: well we got in uh fifteen minutes early, but there's
- 48:36Speaker 1: someone still at our gates.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Good news, guysts wait.
- 48:39Speaker 1: For them to push back before we can. Yeah, get
- 48:41Speaker 1: you to the terminal.
- 48:42Speaker 11: When they do that announcement, Hey, it looks like we're
- 48:44Speaker 11: gonna get there a little bit early.
- 48:45Speaker 1: I go, dude, I know we're gonna sit there.
- 48:47Speaker 6: It's gonna sit there. That's why airports need spare gates. Like,
- 48:50Speaker 6: let's just have these gates here for early for the
- 48:52Speaker 6: rollie stairs, right, that's so.
- 48:54Speaker 4: Hard or the slide with that killing one to put
- 48:57Speaker 4: the slide out for us and Disney Andixar back on
- 49:00Speaker 4: top of the weekend box office things to their newest
- 49:03Speaker 4: hit hoppers. This movie is getting so much shine apparently
- 49:07Speaker 4: on Rotten Tomatoes, it has a ninety four percent critics.
- 49:11Speaker 4: Star Wow Yeah Scream seven finished in second place after
- 49:14Speaker 4: dropping off a little bit. The Bride debuted at number three,
- 49:18Speaker 4: and Goat finished at number four. Withering Heights rounded out
- 49:22Speaker 4: the top five.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Because I thought this once was kind of like lame
- 49:25Speaker 1: for movies, to be honest, and because The Bride that's
- 49:28Speaker 1: a total Menji movie.
- 49:29Speaker 4: It's like Maggie wrote it.
- 49:34Speaker 1: It's like Frankenstein is MEI is it Bail? Is it
- 49:38Speaker 1: a musical? It seems like a musical. Bride the Bride, Yeah,
- 49:45Speaker 1: I mean it looks cool. I actually want to see music.
- 49:47Speaker 1: Aything about it. I have no idea.
- 49:50Speaker 9: It is American gothic romance film.
- 49:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Maggie Chillen Hall and it's about the bride
- 49:54Speaker 4: of Why.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Why do you think it's a Menji film?
- 49:57Speaker 17: Oh?
- 49:57Speaker 1: Because he loves like Frankenstein and all that stuff. Yeah,
- 50:00Speaker 1: I mean no. Visually the trailer looked really cool, but
- 50:03Speaker 1: it made it kind of look like it was a musical.
- 50:05Speaker 4: Yeah, well, mention, You'll have to let us know when
- 50:07Speaker 4: he sees it. I don't know eighteen times in the end.
- 50:10Speaker 1: How many times you see Frankenstein twice in the theater?
- 50:14Speaker 1: And I think three times on Netflix. Oh okay, wait,
- 50:18Speaker 1: long a movie.
- 50:19Speaker 7: You know what.
- 50:19Speaker 5: I watched that movie recently, and thank god it was
- 50:22Speaker 5: during the day. There are some scenes that are horrifying.
- 50:25Speaker 5: I don't know how he's seen it that many times.
- 50:28Speaker 1: You're watching a movie. What, you're not living it. You're
- 50:31Speaker 1: watching a movie.
- 50:31Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, but there was there's some graphic scenes.
- 50:34Speaker 1: And you're an adult.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Nice Yeah, Like, there's some stuff I love, but I
- 50:37Speaker 4: wouldn't watch it alone.
- 50:38Speaker 8: Right.
- 50:39Speaker 4: Well, for anyone who thought American Airlines was kidding about
- 50:42Speaker 4: their headphone policy, they're not. A passenger on a flight
- 50:46Speaker 4: leaving Miami absolutely lost her mind after she was kicked
- 50:49Speaker 4: off the plane after watching a video without headphones. The
- 50:52Speaker 4: whole thing happened before the flight even left the gate.
- 50:55Speaker 4: I think we have some audio of her freaking out.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this is the one out the flight. Yeah.
- 51:02Speaker 18: I paid money for it, and I played a video
- 51:04Speaker 18: for thirty seconds.
- 51:06Speaker 7: Have you percent sound?
- 51:08Speaker 1: And that's the.
- 51:10Speaker 9: Reason you're kicking me off?
- 51:11Speaker 1: Because I said, that sounds like a new problem.
- 51:14Speaker 9: You'll stop.
- 51:16Speaker 11: Look bolt.
- 51:20Speaker 15: That like they didn't accept that, and that sounds like
- 51:23Speaker 15: a THEMN problem.
- 51:26Speaker 4: Oh my god, Because I said that's a you problem,
- 51:32Speaker 4: like a.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Yes, actually, yeah, well they told you there's no more
- 51:35Speaker 1: playing videos or music or anything off your phone without headphone. Yeah,
- 51:38Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter if it was for thirty seconds
- 51:40Speaker 1: and fifty percent volume or what. It's not a that
- 51:43Speaker 1: is a you problem now.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Yeah, and she didn't get kicked off. It sounds like
- 51:46Speaker 4: because she was playing this for thirty seconds, she being
- 51:50Speaker 4: a yeah.
- 51:51Speaker 1: They told her she couldn't do it, and she responds
- 51:52Speaker 1: like this, we.
- 51:53Speaker 7: Don't call the police. What the actual? What the actual?
- 52:00Speaker 1: Is this a freeze teach America or.
- 52:05Speaker 7: Literally?
- 52:06Speaker 8: Eunny?
- 52:07Speaker 1: People are so dumb They always throw around stuff like that,
- 52:10Speaker 1: like what happened to free speech? Well not at work?
- 52:13Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't really know what.
- 52:14Speaker 11: Much when you're on a plane, what our forefathers are
- 52:17Speaker 11: writing it up? I don't think they were talking about,
- 52:19Speaker 11: you know, playing you loud?
- 52:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:21Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if you want to protest the government, yes,
- 52:24Speaker 1: you have the right to free speech, and you can
- 52:26Speaker 1: do that on your own time or whatever. Your company
- 52:28Speaker 1: doesn't have to allow you to say whatever the hell.
- 52:30Speaker 4: You're right now staying on a plane. Yeah.
- 52:32Speaker 1: No.
- 52:33Speaker 4: And finally we got some crazy food news scientists in
- 52:37Speaker 4: Japan have created a new onion that's going to fix
- 52:39Speaker 4: all the crying in the tears while you're cutting up
- 52:41Speaker 4: your onions. They've made you know, everyone's eyes water thanks
- 52:44Speaker 4: to a gas that it only gets produced when they're cut.
- 52:47Speaker 4: But now a new onion they're calling the smile ball,
- 52:51Speaker 4: is going to make it go away.
- 52:53Speaker 1: I got two of those. Yeah.
- 52:55Speaker 4: Hey, scientists have been working on this project for over
- 52:57Speaker 4: twenty years with an onion that's been bred to remove
- 53:00Speaker 4: that enzyme that responsible that's responsible for making us cry. Also,
- 53:04Speaker 4: the onion doesn't smell as much. It's supposed to taste sweeter,
- 53:07Speaker 4: and they're starting to pop up in the US, so
- 53:09Speaker 4: look for him.
- 53:09Speaker 1: But here is that a GMO?
- 53:11Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean it is genetically modified.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Yeah, genetically yeah, see it's not all bad.
- 53:16Speaker 4: Yeah, they're called goldies here, not smileballs. So look for
- 53:19Speaker 4: the gold.
- 53:20Speaker 1: People saying GMO is like if it's like cancer, Yeah, what.
- 53:23Speaker 4: About seedless watermelons?
- 53:25Speaker 1: Watermelon or like now everybody loves Brussels sprouts. Now sprouts
- 53:31Speaker 1: modified so they're less bitter than they used to be,
- 53:35Speaker 1: like back in the eighties. That no idea.
- 53:37Speaker 4: I just assumed it's because people were steaming them, but
- 53:40Speaker 4: it's really because they taste different.
- 53:42Speaker 1: Yeah, they gally modified.
- 53:44Speaker 4: I love that.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great, right stupid MSG.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good stuff, good stuff. That's what's going on.
- 54:04Speaker 1: It's not a new hour insensitivity training for a politically
- 54:08Speaker 1: correct world. Bododie, Greg menas Geve Wrench, We got sea Bass.
- 54:11Speaker 1: Sammy's here, Morgan's here, phones open eight seven seven forty four.
- 54:16Speaker 1: What he texts over to two two nine eight seven
- 54:19Speaker 1: tell us all about your weekends or something fun or
- 54:21Speaker 1: exciting you'd like to share with us, Greg Gorey weekend
- 54:24Speaker 1: cheers and.
- 54:25Speaker 6: Jeers while I'm giving big cheers to generous Gina oh
- 54:29Speaker 6: So went to her house over the weekend and she
- 54:33Speaker 6: provided lunch which could have fed fifty people.
- 54:37Speaker 4: She goes over home.
- 54:38Speaker 1: She got so much sushi. I went hammer. I was
- 54:43Speaker 1: just sitting there. I don't think I've even said a
- 54:45Speaker 1: word because they're just stuffing my.
- 54:47Speaker 4: That makes me so happy, my fat face.
- 54:49Speaker 6: It was so good. It was so delicious, and I
- 54:51Speaker 6: even got a doggy bag. She said, you got to
- 54:54Speaker 6: take some home. It's gonna go to waste. So I
- 54:56Speaker 6: got sushi that day. I had it that night for
- 54:58Speaker 6: a snack and I had it the next for breakfast. Yeah,
- 55:01Speaker 6: So thank you, Gina, very generous. And then it just
- 55:04Speaker 6: a general jeers to what I would consider it insomnia.
- 55:07Speaker 6: So on a night that I want to stay up late,
- 55:10Speaker 6: like a Friday, I pass out on the couch at eight,
- 55:12Speaker 6: wake up at about midnight, and that's my sleep.
- 55:15Speaker 1: For the night. Yeah.
- 55:16Speaker 6: And then on a work night, I can't fall asleep early,
- 55:21Speaker 6: I stay up super late, and then I get two.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Hours of sleep before we'd now it effing sucks. And
- 55:26Speaker 1: then on a weekend you think, oh, I can finally
- 55:28Speaker 1: sleep in wide awake at four and up and about
- 55:32Speaker 1: it just eff and blows. There was a thing about this.
- 55:37Speaker 1: Medical journal wrote this thing about how dumb people are. Basically,
- 55:41Speaker 1: they said, if you put a sleeping pill label on
- 55:45Speaker 1: a bag of something like jelly beans, and you take
- 55:48Speaker 1: one right before bed, you'll fall asleep about sixteen minutes
- 55:51Speaker 1: faster and stay asleep seventy nine minutes longer. Awesome because
- 55:57Speaker 1: this simple act of taking a quote sleeping pill, even
- 55:59Speaker 1: a phony one, prompts your brain to relax. They have
- 56:02Speaker 1: found in these like studies trick ourselves take a sleeping
- 56:09Speaker 1: films like something you would do for a kid, you know,
- 56:12Speaker 1: and it's just her jelly beans. Yeah, what are the
- 56:14Speaker 1: jelly beans at? Yeah? So you try, you can trick,
- 56:17Speaker 1: you can over your brain.
- 56:19Speaker 8: Did you do at midnight at Saturday? Saturday? Till watch TV?
- 56:24Speaker 8: Play my phone? Slot machine?
- 56:26Speaker 1: That's the problem. And I think coffee. I think coffee, No, wonder, No,
- 56:31Speaker 1: I'll make coffee because I think I'm well, I'm up.
- 56:33Speaker 1: I'll see. That's dumb. That's not helping. The screens aren't helping. Definitely,
- 56:37Speaker 1: slot machines aren't helping. Caffeine has no effect on me.
- 56:40Speaker 1: I could have I could have a red Bull and
- 56:43Speaker 1: go right to sleep. It just doesn't nothing. I think
- 56:46Speaker 1: I've just desensitized myself to it so much from all
- 56:48Speaker 1: the soda I've drank over the over the years. Is
- 56:51Speaker 1: it drink or drunk over the years?
- 56:54Speaker 4: Drink?
- 56:55Speaker 1: I thought that's one of those anyway I drank, you know.
- 56:58Speaker 1: But the and the other thing is the screen stuff.
- 57:01Speaker 1: It doesn't seem to have an effect on me, but
- 57:03Speaker 1: I know it does for a lot of people. Yeah,
- 57:04Speaker 1: they'll scroll all night. Greg. I think you need to
- 57:07Speaker 1: avoid all the caffeine. You need to do all the stuff,
- 57:10Speaker 1: avoid all.
- 57:10Speaker 4: The caffeine, the slot machine.
- 57:12Speaker 1: You put your phone outside of the room. You don't
- 57:15Speaker 1: even have it in the room with the weekends, I do.
- 57:18Speaker 1: But see that's the thing I think you need to
- 57:20Speaker 1: like at a certain point before, like say hey, target
- 57:23Speaker 1: time for bedtime is whatever it is, and then like
- 57:25Speaker 1: at least an hour before that, put the phone away
- 57:28Speaker 1: and stay off the TV. You know, just chill talk tomorrow.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, knock one out or something like tug one.
- 57:37Speaker 1: That'll help. That'll that'll that'll help. Yeah, yeah, I'll try,
- 57:41Speaker 1: all right, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
- 57:44Speaker 10: Well cheers, so just what I call a damn good weekend,
- 57:47Speaker 10: you know, just all around and cheers to Minace for
- 57:49Speaker 10: making things happen for me and my friends. But I'll
- 57:53Speaker 10: just sum it up with my main cheers. When you
- 57:55Speaker 10: go to UFC events or any type of you know,
- 57:58Speaker 10: sporting manly stuff, the male to female ratio is chefs
- 58:04Speaker 10: so much so that I was taking pictures of the
- 58:06Speaker 10: bathroom line. Yeah, every time I went to the bathroom,
- 58:09Speaker 10: I walked right in and it's it's like men all
- 58:12Speaker 10: the way down the island.
- 58:13Speaker 7: I'm like, this is nice. I never see this anywhere else.
- 58:15Speaker 1: So what was this event? Uh?
- 58:17Speaker 10: Us, Well, we went to Power Slab Friday and then
- 58:19Speaker 10: UFC on Saturday, and just like walking through the crowd,
- 58:22Speaker 10: you know, it's so easy, gene and seeming you like,
- 58:24Speaker 10: you just make eye contact with the guy and they're
- 58:26Speaker 10: all about it, especially if you're the only girl there, like, because.
- 58:29Speaker 4: Otherwise it's so hard to meet guys.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Great, you have to be awaken. It's the kind of
- 58:35Speaker 1: guys that she wants to meet, and there's.
- 58:39Speaker 10: Only a couple of girls to compete with their you know,
- 58:41Speaker 10: maybe their girlfriends at home, So it's my time to shine.
- 58:45Speaker 7: That was great.
- 58:46Speaker 1: Older dudes will push you down the stairs. Yeah, that's
- 58:49Speaker 1: the kind of guy that she's looking for.
- 58:50Speaker 10: Yeah, violent, and we'll protect me. My jeers goes to
- 58:54Speaker 10: It's kind of a cheers and jeers. I'm proud of myself,
- 58:56Speaker 10: but I'm not. I went the whole weekend without drinking
- 58:59Speaker 10: in Vegas, which like who does that? And then I'm
- 59:01Speaker 10: also I had like the.
- 59:02Speaker 1: Fight coming up.
- 59:03Speaker 10: Yeah, not drinking, and then I had like two pieces
- 59:07Speaker 10: of chicken and like seven eggs and that's all I Yeah,
- 59:11Speaker 10: I was like straight protein cutting.
- 59:13Speaker 1: So that'sn eggs.
- 59:15Speaker 7: Yeah, that's gross. I brought my own boys.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Gross, isn't that? You?
- 59:21Speaker 15: Like?
- 59:21Speaker 4: The perfect magic food?
- 59:22Speaker 1: That's old school. I know it's old school. I didn't.
- 59:25Speaker 1: I know they changed it, but I didn't think seven.
- 59:27Speaker 4: It has the most protein, good fat within three days,
- 59:30Speaker 4: not all at once.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Okay.
- 59:31Speaker 11: And then Moran and I were when we go to
- 59:33Speaker 11: the power Slop events, we're in a section where they
- 59:35Speaker 11: have like five star cuisine and anything.
- 59:39Speaker 7: I had nothing so good, Like.
- 59:41Speaker 1: I was seeing those like lofts of rolls of medicine
- 59:45Speaker 1: to himself. Yeah, just hard show hands around the room.
- 59:47Speaker 1: And then on the text over to two nine eighty seven,
- 59:50Speaker 1: like I'm all about UFC. I get it, Like I'm
- 59:52Speaker 1: not a I'm not a fan necessarily. I don't watch it.
- 59:55Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it. I haven't really
- 59:57Speaker 1: gotten into it. Yeah, but this whole thing about their
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: doing UFC fights of the White House, that's trashy.
- 1:00:04Speaker 8: Right, Oh my god, I'm throwing it out there.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: It totally is like it's trashy, right.
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: I mean, every other president, though, does has whatever they
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: enjoy at the White House, artists and other.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Things, but they have them. They come by, they do
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: like a lunch and they give them like a medal
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: or something like I'm talking about where there's like actual
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: fights going on again, but I'm not to play basketball.
- 1:00:27Speaker 8: Guys over there bowling play there's bowling there, bowling.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: This is a this is a whole event though, right Yeah.
- 1:00:36Speaker 9: Actually, I mean yeah, it's certainly not classy.
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: That's the question. I would argue that, and it doesn't
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: mean it can't be fun, but isn't classy.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: There's no wrong.
- 1:00:50Speaker 8: I'm just asking everybody, So I would say it, well,
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: is there no my question?
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Is it trashy?
- 1:00:55Speaker 7: Trashy? I would say no because I'm a fan, but
- 1:00:57Speaker 7: I see how other people see that.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: As okay, so no, yes, Greg, it's not wrestling, so no,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah what if they did wrestle? Yeah, menace
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: for my friends at the UFC. I do find it
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: kind of odd.
- 1:01:16Speaker 10: You got to take it back to this is because
- 1:01:18Speaker 10: Dana White has always been friends with Trump from the
- 1:01:21Speaker 10: very beginning of him being in charge of the UFC.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Trashy.
- 1:01:25Speaker 9: I mean, I'm kind of in between.
- 1:01:27Speaker 5: But if I had to choose one way, trashy, yes,
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: Sea bass Look, I love it, but it is trashy.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Yeah again, No, I get it. I can see where,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: you know, like people get really into it.
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: Yeah, but it is a weird it's going to be
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: a spectacle.
- 1:01:43Speaker 10: And they announced the card. So shout out to Alex Bae.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: Well, obviously, Greg, I can't believe you skipped over daylight
- 1:01:52Speaker 8: saving time.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: It is your Christmas.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a glorious thing.
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: And cheers to the folks of British Columbia.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: You know what they did, Greg.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: They set the clock.
- 1:02:03Speaker 8: I can't remember what made it permanent, they said, and
- 1:02:07Speaker 8: that it can be done. It's been done before. There
- 1:02:09Speaker 8: are states and other places around the world that have
- 1:02:11Speaker 8: done it. And and I realized with all this stuff,
- 1:02:13Speaker 8: because the Senate passed this number of years ago, that
- 1:02:16Speaker 8: we should just stay where the clocks are right now.
- 1:02:18Speaker 8: And you realize how much leadership makes a difference, because
- 1:02:20Speaker 8: the whole country wants this, you know, polls and so
- 1:02:24Speaker 8: on and so forth, you know, just the Greg Gory household.
- 1:02:27Speaker 8: But it takes somebody saying this is what we're doing.
- 1:02:30Speaker 8: We got to do something.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: I don't know why it's such a big thing, like
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: it should be just hey, all right, so we're all good, right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: he's fighting boom and it's just done. Like what's to discuss?
- 1:02:40Speaker 13: Just happened.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: And philosophically it's weird because we're controlling time. Why weird?
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: Weird?
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: But it comes.
- 1:02:48Speaker 8: But that's a good point, Greg because that comes down
- 1:02:49Speaker 8: to like what so much what we deal with on
- 1:02:51Speaker 8: a day to day thing around here, like useless stuff
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: that happens, like we're making our own problems, we're making
- 1:02:57Speaker 8: our lives worse.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: We can all it's just it's just a inertia.
- 1:02:59Speaker 8: It's just this, well, this is the way it's always
- 1:03:01Speaker 8: been done.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: I don't care. But what's goofy is like, so you're
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: gonna have uh, like you're you're just gonna have this
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: one area where it's different and then this little area
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: right to it. You know, the neighboring area to the
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: west is one thing, and then the east is different.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: And already have that in certain places, you know Arizona.
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: Arizona's been like that, and you know.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Why is kind of out there on its own right
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: like so fair, yes that's different, But I'm saying like
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Arizona's perfect example. Wait a minute, hold on, what time
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: is it? In Arizona, But what time is it in
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: you know, Nevada that's just north of Arizona, Like, is
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: that different? No, it should be. They should just be
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: aligned in the same you know, time zone.
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: You see, that's the kind of that's the kind of
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: thinking that people well, you know, we don't want to
- 1:03:43Speaker 8: have that laziness.
- 1:03:44Speaker 11: Or is there somebody getting paid on the back end
- 1:03:46Speaker 11: for like some big weird but I know some weird
- 1:03:49Speaker 11: back the Yeah.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: They always say follow the money. Yeah, So what is like,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: why has this been such a difficult thing to get
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: across the goal line and just make it official?
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: Because of anusia, because lack of leaders. I'm listening to
- 1:04:01Speaker 8: all these like podcasts men about like people who found
- 1:04:05Speaker 8: in companies like Mark Graves for instance, of of raising canes, Yes,
- 1:04:10Speaker 8: and like Todd Graves Todd, I don't know who you're
- 1:04:13Speaker 8: talking about, Todd my brother? Uh about how like it
- 1:04:17Speaker 8: just you have to have someone of the top who's like, no,
- 1:04:19Speaker 8: we're doing it this way because everybody else is gonna.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Be like, well did congratulations of them? Let's use them
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: as an example. Yeah, BC, I love you Jeers Jeers two.
- 1:04:32Speaker 4: I know menace, You're gonna hate this Ryan Gosling.
- 1:04:35Speaker 8: Okay, he hosted started out live again, and again he
- 1:04:39Speaker 8: cracks up in everyfing sketch he's in and it's not great. Yeah,
- 1:04:43Speaker 8: it's not cute. It was it's cute once your first time,
- 1:04:47Speaker 8: but when it's every time, all the time, every year
- 1:04:49Speaker 8: that you host, it becomes annoying.
- 1:04:51Speaker 6: That sucks because you wanted him to be cute, right
- 1:04:54Speaker 6: and then when he does it, it's not cute.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: So it's like, damn it.
- 1:04:56Speaker 8: And his hair looks so cute, like feathered, yeah on
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: highlight darkish Yeah, oh it's so hot. But again he's
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: all and he's when he talks like just by himself
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: as Ryan Gosling, he's he's kind of dumb. He's kind
- 1:05:10Speaker 8: of a dumb guy.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: You just kind of hear it.
- 1:05:11Speaker 8: And it's like his deliveries.
- 1:05:15Speaker 11: Have you seen the trailer for his new movie. That's
- 1:05:16Speaker 11: the reason why he's doing sn now. Oh no, it
- 1:05:19Speaker 11: does not look good. Oh no, but it's a two
- 1:05:22Speaker 11: hundred people are excited for it. It's a two hundred
- 1:05:24Speaker 11: and fifty million dollar movie that they put together.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Planet Earth. Mary adds for that like.
- 1:05:30Speaker 6: A year ago, and it was like in theaters March
- 1:05:33Speaker 6: of twenty twenty seven.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Or something like that.
- 1:05:35Speaker 11: Wash the trailer and asked me if I'm off on this,
- 1:05:37Speaker 11: But I don't know. I'm not the and all be all,
- 1:05:41Speaker 11: but everyone seems to be pretty excited about it.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I think it looks good? Back to
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: the switching of the clocks and what would the reason
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: be or whatever? Menace worth looking into the rumors or
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: the conspiracies. The farming lobby doesn't want daylight saving to
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: go away because it helps with their schedule and their farming.
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: Well, then yeah, the one want to go away.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Less daylight equals more control over people. Yeah true, Sammy
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:06:07Speaker 9: My cheers is to electric toothbrushes.
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: I just discovered them.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: I know, I'm sad that sounds lame, but like they're
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: in the press.
- 1:06:17Speaker 9: Yeah, well, where have I been on electric toothbrushes?
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: I know they've been mentioned. I hadn't really used them before.
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: I didn't think that they would make that much of
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: a difference. I'm like, I brush my teeth like we're fine.
- 1:06:30Speaker 9: Oh my god, I feel like I just went to
- 1:06:31Speaker 9: the dentists.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Actually, so question doctors. They they they're under the microscope
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: a lot. Are they on the take from the pharmaceuticals
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: our dentists on the take from Oral b and the
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: people that make the electronic toothbrushes? Because for years, every
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: time I was there, they would push the electronic toothbrush
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: and like, while we do offer them here, like they
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: were selling them right out of the office. Oh and
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: so like I didn't know if this was like big
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: electric toothbrush and they had got in the hold of
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: the dentists, and the dentists were pushing it the way
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: that McDonald's pushes their barbecue sauce, like where you know.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they do give them out quite willy nilly. Well,
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: the ORALB stuff we get a little baggy.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you always had a little bagging and
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: there was like a toothbrush and some flaws and stuff
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: like that in there. But was there a big push
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: by the electric toothbrush manufacturers two dentists And are the
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: dentists getting like a kickback?
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: Probably you think so.
- 1:07:25Speaker 9: The dentists are selling you have clean teeth.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: But if they're selling them.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Why would they really give If anything, the dentists would
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: want you to come in with cavities so they can
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: get more money.
- 1:07:33Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Wait, so how did you find out about
- 1:07:36Speaker 10: electric toothbrushes?
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: Because yeah, where did you ever hear about?
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: Well?
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: Because steam but Willy has one and there's different attachments,
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: so he had one that didn't you know, he hadn't used.
- 1:07:47Speaker 9: So I got to use the attachment on his toothbrush
- 1:07:49Speaker 9: and I was like, oh my god, this is great.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Called a toaster.
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: It's you'll never guess what it does.
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: Jeers my years is Sue my dog because she cannot
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: stop peeing on carpet. She I mean, she's a little
- 1:08:09Speaker 5: dog and a lot of little dogs do that, and
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: so I don't have any rugs or carpet in my place.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: I never have because I know she's going to pee
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: on it. Steamboat Willy has carpet.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: That's the answer. What that's the answer. It's the only
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: can't you never thought to like train this dog?
- 1:08:25Speaker 5: She is trained, but you I know, but something about carpet,
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: and she's not the only little dogs. Like little dogs
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: will just pee on carpet. They isn't an age.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: That's because okay, I was gonna ask you about this,
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: how does Steamboat will like you're talking about moving in together?
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: How does he feel about the fact that your dog,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: she puts down peepads in her place so the dog
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: can go to the bathroom inside. Don't you think that
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: contributes to like peeing on stuff inside the house?
- 1:08:52Speaker 19: Sure?
- 1:08:53Speaker 8: Probably she's trained to pee outside. That's how you trained her.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: Right, yes, right, you have to rush back to let
- 1:08:58Speaker 5: her out or anything either, which is helpful when I'm
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: at work and things like that.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: I've never allowed like a pad dog to live in
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: my place, a pea pad dog.
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: I mean, sure, yeah, but it's more convenient, it really is,
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: of course it is.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Yeah, the reason of course it's more convenient, and you're
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: taking the dog out for a walk or letting it out,
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: But I mean, like if I'm at work, I don't
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: get like panicky, like, oh my gosh, I need to
- 1:09:21Speaker 5: be back by.
- 1:09:21Speaker 7: A certain time.
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: But most people's dogs can you know, eight hours and
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: they're and they're fine for a dog to hold it.
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: Why can't we train little dogs to use a litter
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: box like a cat because some of those self cleaning
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: ones are.
- 1:09:33Speaker 9: Yeah, well, but I mean there's not a problem.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: How does Steamboat will you feel about all that?
- 1:09:37Speaker 8: Oh?
- 1:09:37Speaker 9: Yeah, he's getting he's getting pressure.
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: But I warned him from the beginning, like, hey, she
- 1:09:41Speaker 5: can't be on carpet.
- 1:09:42Speaker 9: You need to get new floors. So he's getting new floors.
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 1:09:46Speaker 9: She can't. He needs new floors. Anyway, he can't have carpet.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: The needs they don't have carpet. And the dog is old.
- 1:09:53Speaker 9: So she's thirteen.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Thirteen, she's a young This is a she's your musk,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: real quick, your musk, real quick, real quick. She's gonna
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: do it. Okay, hold on, it's a temporary problem. He's
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: going to replace.
- 1:10:14Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll google it. I'll google on my computer. So
- 1:10:16Speaker 8: you don't have the paper trails. What what poison stuff?
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: We're not doing that. He doesn't need poison eats, patience,
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet. Like,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: straight up, you guys are idiots. The Woody Show. The
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Woody Show, Sammy was uh enlightened to the idea of
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: the electric toothbrush. Where have these been my whole life?
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: She finally heard about them.
- 1:10:57Speaker 9: Well, I just foolishly never got.
- 1:10:59Speaker 11: One or used one.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Ye, Sammy witty, try a water pick. They're very messy, Yeah,
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: very messys so blind.
- 1:11:11Speaker 9: So I this is going to be really blonde.
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: I do have a water pick that I bought to
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: try and clean my dog's teeth, and it never occurred
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: to me to use it for myself, So now I
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: guess I just changed the attachment.
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: And try it.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Forty nine year old dentist in New Jersey, in a
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: bit of a situation, was right in the middle of
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: a procedure noil, doing a root now in this patient.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: About halfway through, she stopped and told the patient that
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: she couldn't finish and that they needed to go somewhere
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: else to get the work completed. So the patient left,
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: but then came back for his three hundred dollars deposit,
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: but the dentist refused to give the money back, so
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: the guy went to the cops, still bleeding with gauze
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: in his mouth. By the way, it turns out this
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: dentist wasn't a real dentist at all. She had set
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: up her whole thing. She put ads on like this
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: WhatsApp group chat and this person's like, okay, sounds legit. Yeah,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: And then she demanded that they pay her one thousand
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: dollars for the procedure. He gave her the deposit, and
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: so she just started drilling right away as soon as
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: he got there. Yeah, the dentist hit with a bunch
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: of different charges. I mean, fake dentist.
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: How do you not vet your dentist?
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: Like on a WhatsApp group?
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing I guess is where you
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: find out about the dentist? Yeah, because I mean how
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: do most people find a dents You google it, yeah,
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: and you goes, oh, this is close to the house.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: You call it and make an appointment. Do you ask
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: to see their credentials?
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: I always put in their name and then the word reviews.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: We just assume Yeah, when you show up to the office,
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: it's legit, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's the thing, right when
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: you get these people that show up, you know, at
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: like some self storage place, surgery button plants and they're
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: putting fix of flat in people's butts exactly.
- 1:12:57Speaker 8: I think there's just there's a nice confluation of dumb
- 1:13:00Speaker 8: people who are poor and scammers.
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: And that's where you get.
- 1:13:04Speaker 9: Down because he wouldn't have insurance. That's where you find
- 1:13:06Speaker 9: it down.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: Everybody wants to deal eight seven seven four Woody, you
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: can hit us up with the text over to to
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: nine eight seven some after hovers voicemails.
- 1:13:16Speaker 14: Boy, I'm just calling to do like a reverse crossroads voicemail.
- 1:13:21Speaker 14: I just want to shout out Menace little buddy and
- 1:13:24Speaker 14: just tell.
- 1:13:25Speaker 19: Him that he is like the sweetest person in the world.
- 1:13:28Speaker 19: So I've been listening to the Ways Show since twenty eighteen,
- 1:13:32Speaker 19: and then I just started listening to the What's New pod,
- 1:13:35Speaker 19: But I've gone back on like old episodes, and he
- 1:13:39Speaker 19: just seems like somebody that if you become friends with him,
- 1:13:42Speaker 19: he instantly.
- 1:13:43Speaker 14: He'll take care of you. He'll hook you up like
- 1:13:46Speaker 14: he's offered something cool and he doesn't want it. If
- 1:13:49Speaker 14: he knows you do, he'll hook you up with it.
- 1:13:52Speaker 14: Like he's the sweetest.
- 1:13:53Speaker 19: Dude in the world.
- 1:13:54Speaker 14: He's like punched the monkey with his ring of hands,
- 1:13:58Speaker 14: like just so sweet. And I just am reminded about
- 1:14:02Speaker 14: how sweet he is and little Buddy, Oh my goodness,
- 1:14:05Speaker 14: I wish we could be friends, because then you can
- 1:14:07Speaker 14: hook me up with amazing things and take me on
- 1:14:10Speaker 14: coold adventures. But yeah, okay, that's it.
- 1:14:13Speaker 11: Neither fine, very nice and see and all everything she
- 1:14:18Speaker 11: said is true.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Everything she said is true, and Menace, I think the
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: smartest thing you do is when you do things like
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: that for people, you put it on social media. And
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: this goes back to my whole thing. You never leave
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: a tip for the bartender when they're not looking. So
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: if you're gonna do something nice, make sure everybody knows
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: about it. And I'm gonna go and go fund me
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah at the time.
- 1:14:40Speaker 11: And I mean that legitimately, there's a lot of stuff
- 1:14:42Speaker 11: I don't put on social but I I will say this,
- 1:14:45Speaker 11: I can't take credit for that. I I am very
- 1:14:48Speaker 11: lucky the people that I came up with in radio,
- 1:14:52Speaker 11: they taught me to share like everything. So like it's
- 1:14:55Speaker 11: I I give credit to a lot of my friends
- 1:14:57Speaker 11: that I uh that that top the way of how
- 1:15:01Speaker 11: to do all this kind of stuff.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: So do what kind of stuff?
- 1:15:05Speaker 11: Like when I was interning and like the people above me,
- 1:15:07Speaker 11: they were like always super generous, like the runoff, yeah,
- 1:15:11Speaker 11: the runoff of everything.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: So I kind of just I just learned from them
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: and how to do things. Yeah, oh did you see
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: the store? Christina Applegate speaking of people doing nice stuff?
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Christina Applegate, she was doing an interview and she was
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: telling a story about how the initial offer to be
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: an anchorman wasn't great, okay, and she actually she called
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: it a little offensive, and so I don't know what
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: that would be, like how much half a million? Yeah,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: I don't know. So she turned it down, and then
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: Will Ferrell and Adam McKay they went into their own
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: pockets to bump her salary up to something that she
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: would accept.
- 1:15:45Speaker 20: All bit when they came in with the initial offer,
- 1:15:47Speaker 20: it was a little offensive, and I said, I can't
- 1:15:51Speaker 20: do that. I know my worth and they wanted me
- 1:15:54Speaker 20: bad enough, and they said, well, we're going to chip in,
- 1:15:56Speaker 20: and thank god they did, because it was one of
- 1:15:59Speaker 20: the best experiences of my entire life.
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: It was such a lesson.
- 1:16:03Speaker 20: I had never done improv before, and learning from that
- 1:16:07Speaker 20: group of dudes that is the masterclass that people paid for.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: Steve Carell like taught it.
- 1:16:12Speaker 20: To get in there and have that happen was just
- 1:16:15Speaker 20: absolutely magical and it's been invaluable to me in my career.
- 1:16:19Speaker 4: That nice cool, right, Yeah, And she was worth it.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: She's excellent, Like can you imagine anyone else being Corningstone?
- 1:16:26Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: And I would appreciate, you know, if I'm Will Ferrell
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: and Adam McKay. The fact that she, you know, out
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: make sure this is out there, Gina, just because I
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: would have given her, I mean, it's been a long
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: time since Zacherman came out. I would have given her
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: like sixty days. Yeah, and that would have required, like,
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I'm going to dig up my
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: own pocket. I'm going to make sure that you get
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: to where you need to be on this uh this
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: on this offer. But you have sixty days to subtly
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: leak this to the press to make sure I get
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: my shine.
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not doing it.
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: I want you to talk about this to the junket.
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: Yeah right, But Gina, just wait until you see her
- 1:16:57Speaker 6: in Bad Moms.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: Oh my god, watched I tried to watch it on
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: a plane and it didn't you know, I didn't have
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: the juice TOI.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: I tried to watch it and then I've tried to
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: watch it before and then I got interrupted, and I
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: just keep not finishing it.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: She's flawless, I promise.
- 1:17:17Speaker 4: I mean I've only I've only gotten like twenty two
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: minutes into it, so I have a lot.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: To get through after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: four Wooding, Hey, guys.
- 1:17:26Speaker 12: Just wanted to correct something that you guys were just
- 1:17:28Speaker 12: saying about sneezing. People don't say God bless you as
- 1:17:32Speaker 12: a result of the bubonic plague, God bless you, who's
- 1:17:35Speaker 12: original purpose was to bless you because it was felt
- 1:17:40Speaker 12: that when you sneezed, it was because you were housing
- 1:17:43Speaker 12: a demon inside your body. So still just as stupid.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: That is, that is pretty Also because we told, we
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: told sea, we said, God bless you.
- 1:17:54Speaker 8: I've seen everybody has a version of why it happened,
- 1:17:56Speaker 8: like your spirit doesn't leave your bodies.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: And also who deputies you to be able to less
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: a demon out of somebody's body?
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: People, it's just a friendly thing. Now, yeah, it's just
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: a custom. And see best turns it awkward? We'll give
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: me just a custom.
- 1:18:08Speaker 4: Well, okay, like everybody we shake hands.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: There was a reason behind that to show people like cheers.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Why do you soldiers salute because they were lifting the
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: the thing on the suit of armor.
- 1:18:21Speaker 8: Like you know, I have longings that I have long
- 1:18:25Speaker 8: argued for bowing like the Japanese do. One of the
- 1:18:27Speaker 8: many things that I've.
- 1:18:28Speaker 6: Never seen you bout everybody by example you do.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I always seen bowing I give no, No, he does,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: but it's it's not yes.
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: It's only people he respects that we don't see.
- 1:18:42Speaker 6: That's why we don't say well, And there's probably a
- 1:18:44Speaker 6: custom behind that. Why don't you because you have them,
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: you know, don't give me custom.
- 1:18:47Speaker 8: Because you know it's not just a custom, because you
- 1:18:49Speaker 8: are acknowledging the person and acknowledging that you respect and
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: see them.
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: You know, that's that's andy. How do you feel about
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: it for thousands of years? How do you feel about
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: pleases and thank you?
- 1:18:59Speaker 8: Well, that's all this same thing that is, I'm acknowledging
- 1:19:02Speaker 8: that you're taking effort to do this for me, and
- 1:19:04Speaker 8: I'm giving you an acknowledgement of that essentially.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: Yeah right, So like if the you know, bless you
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: is just more of just a polite gesture, but for
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: what reason? For what reason? Because I just told you
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: about the reasons for mine. Yeah, but I think is
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: you're just just an attempt be polite. But but how
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: for what?
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: As opposed to saying like are you okay or nothing?
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's no there's no real reason after somebody sneezes.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: But the same with like we're talking about, like give
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: you burp at your fart.
- 1:19:34Speaker 8: You know, And I said it should be the other
- 1:19:39Speaker 8: way around. The person sneezing should be saying sorry, hey, excuse.
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: Me, which we do, right.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Sometimes people do both. They say excuse me, and you
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: still say blessed.
- 1:19:48Speaker 8: Well, then you don't just cut the other part off.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the bottom I guess the bottom of
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: they can't we just talking to the people, just being friendly,
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: And it's better than people being someone being a dick.
- 1:19:57Speaker 8: It's they don't have to be a dick. That's not
- 1:19:59Speaker 8: the only options. The third option is ignore it because
- 1:20:01Speaker 8: it's a natural bodily function.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? All right? How's this song comple No?
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: I don't want your thank you? Eight seven seven forty
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: four William Shit, why don't we say thank you? I
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: just told you? I think you set us a text
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: over as an acknowledgment? Where did it originate?
- 1:20:17Speaker 14: Sure?
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: Ought to be a cuss.
- 1:20:18Speaker 8: Sounds dramanic in the origin? Thank donka eighth a j
- 1:20:23Speaker 8: thanks eight.
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: Nothing Mosco sports dang with the G Jeff garci Tega
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: complete shot up.
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: Thanks egg one Jeff G.
- 1:20:33Speaker 18: Good morning, what the show? Happy Monday to everybody. Let's
- 1:20:35Speaker 18: go in and start with our Lakers, no Lebron, no problem.
- 1:20:38Speaker 18: Lake Show beat the Knicks last night one ten ninety seven.
- 1:20:41Speaker 13: Luca with one has to put it on.
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: In the first row.
- 1:20:48Speaker 18: Luca had a great game thirty five points, Austin Reeves
- 1:20:51Speaker 18: twenty five points. Lakers have won five out of six.
- 1:20:54Speaker 18: Big Test tomorrow for the Lake Show, Lakers and Tea
- 1:20:56Speaker 18: Wolves at Crypto dot Com Arena. Moving on to the
- 1:20:59Speaker 18: Clipper there hosting the Knicks tonight at Into a Dome
- 1:21:02Speaker 18: seven pm. And did you guys see the crazy ending
- 1:21:05Speaker 18: at the LA Marathon yesterday? It was all over social media.
- 1:21:08Speaker 18: American Nathan Martin made a mad dash at the end
- 1:21:12Speaker 18: to win it all.
- 1:21:12Speaker 21: Listen, okay, l.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: Go Okay.
- 1:21:22Speaker 18: I know we're talking about the marathon or finishing, but
- 1:21:24Speaker 18: it sounds like she finished, I.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: Know, by the way.
- 1:21:27Speaker 18: He beat Kenya's Michael Kimani by point zero one seconds.
- 1:21:31Speaker 21: Here he is after the race describing what he did
- 1:21:34Speaker 21: to get to win.
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: I need to go and give everything, and there was
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: like probably fifty sixty meters to.
- 1:21:38Speaker 10: Go where I'm like, I don't know if I can
- 1:21:40Speaker 10: do it, but I'm just going to give one last
- 1:21:42Speaker 10: final serd.
- 1:21:43Speaker 18: I was out there supporting the crucial fan great vibes
- 1:21:46Speaker 18: always at the La Marathon. WBC USA and Mexico both
- 1:21:49Speaker 18: beat Brazil over the weekend.
- 1:21:51Speaker 21: Mexico USA today.
- 1:21:53Speaker 18: Congratulations to the UCLA Lady Bruins, back to back Big
- 1:21:56Speaker 18: ten champs.
- 1:21:57Speaker 21: In the MLS LAFC one alex.
- 1:22:00Speaker 18: He lost and last min not at least in the
- 1:22:02Speaker 18: NHL Ducks lost yesterday, Kings and Blue Jackets tonight.
- 1:22:05Speaker 21: I'm Jeff g and that's youre.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: So cal sports, alright, Jeff show alright. So a couple
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: of last things on daylight saving and then I got
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: this other story I wanted to bring up real quick.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: So now that we've done the whole clock thing every year,
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: there's no you get pet peeves on the way people
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: say or do different things. So tired, Well, not the
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: daylight saving time. It's not daylight saving, I learned, and
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: it really bothers some people. I hate when I don't
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: care one way or the other. I don't you know.
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: I hate saying daylight saving. I hate saying driver license.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: I don't like driver like you're supposed to. He hanged himself,
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: he hung himself, he pleaded, he played right. I got
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: all they dived into a pool. But I'll get yeah, angry,
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: irritated by it. I just think it sounds weird. It
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: does sound weird think about it because I because because
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: I I of all the soda I've drank over the other,
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: all the soa I've drunk of the I get confused
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: of what the proper one is. So yeah, it's daylight
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: saving time. But who really cares?
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: Nobody?
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: And then as far as we were talking, like why
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: why you do it? You know people say, oh, farmers,
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: you know, the farmer lobby or whatever. Now, according to researchers,
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: the move to daylight saving actually uses slightly more electricity
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: than if people stuck to standard time. Wait, it's supposed
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: to save energy, like daylight saving time is supposed to
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: save energy, but it doesn't. That doesn't make the move
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: daylight saving time actually uses slightly more electricity than if
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: people stuck to standard time. This was done a study
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: by the University of California, Santa Barbara. How that can
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: be houseway, you know what, you can go and read
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: the thing again, don't care.
- 1:24:11Speaker 4: People are staying up an hour or two later, so
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: they're using more but later on. Yeah, I'm trying to
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: figure out.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: How maybe in the morning.
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not that much darker.
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: Know what was the the Tyler stuff?
- 1:24:25Speaker 11: Oh dude, so over the weekend, I uh, I was
- 1:24:29Speaker 11: at this clip is yeah, I shared a hotel room
- 1:24:32Speaker 11: with Tyler and yeah it was midnight after an event.
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: Was sharing a space with Tyler just as miserable as
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: Morgan tells us it is.
- 1:24:40Speaker 11: No, I don't think so, but I he did fall
- 1:24:43Speaker 11: a seat before me. This guy is like one of
- 1:24:45Speaker 11: those guys that can be like talking to you and
- 1:24:47Speaker 11: then twenty seconds later he's out.
- 1:24:50Speaker 4: Is he like narcoleptic, like in the middle of a sentence.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: No, he's just talking.
- 1:24:54Speaker 11: He's like, all right bye, and then immediately story I'm like,
- 1:24:56Speaker 11: I'm so jealous Tyler.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: Yeah, this is part one. Yeah, saw on some logs.
- 1:25:08Speaker 12: Dog.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: Yeah sounds like your dogs minutes.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Yeah, totally when they're awake. They said like that. Yeah,
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: that's part one. Go to the front desk and get
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: my own room. It wasn't that bad. He used to
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: be way worse. But part two check this out, though
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: you got to listen to the whole clip. Part two.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: He moves to his side, so this is him sleeping
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: on his side, and it sounds different. It sounds like
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: he's attached to a machine. That's what I was going
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: to say, like a wait for it? What am I
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: waiting for it? Like he increases. I thought I was
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: gonna stop sleep in the house died.
- 1:25:56Speaker 8: Yeah, he guaranteed sleep.
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but what that though?
- 1:26:01Speaker 11: We used to you know, go out to uh to
- 1:26:04Speaker 11: other events and we all shared like the same house.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: You could hear him from across the house.
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: He needs a seatpath.
- 1:26:10Speaker 11: This is way better than before. But yeah, he's getting better.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, sounds like the seatpath machine thing. Uh. And
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: people swear by it. You never got on board though,
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: didn't even No, I didn't.
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: The people I know on it. It has changed their life.
- 1:26:27Speaker 4: And they're the ones that are like like a good
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: friend of mine, like, oh, I'm so jealous. You can
- 1:26:31Speaker 4: always fall asleep so fast because they're always tired because
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: they're not sleeping.
- 1:26:35Speaker 17: One.
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: Somebody sent me one.
- 1:26:38Speaker 11: It's still sitting in here. Oh that's that box under here.
- 1:26:43Speaker 11: Oh my god, I thought that was merch.
- 1:26:46Speaker 4: You wanted to get it pressurized or whatever by a nurse. Yeah, wow,
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: look at all that. It's all the original plastic.
- 1:26:53Speaker 8: Dude, I got one of these and I tried because
- 1:26:56Speaker 8: I got I had a mild you know, diprognosis or whatever.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: Uh huh, and I could.
- 1:27:01Speaker 8: I can't use it. It's just I can't go to sleep.
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like it would be remotely comfortable.
- 1:27:05Speaker 13: And I don't.
- 1:27:06Speaker 8: I don't feel weird. But when I have it on
- 1:27:08Speaker 8: like it doesn't. That doesn't kill me. But half hour
- 1:27:10Speaker 8: in sleeping on, do.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: You feel like like air being? Oh yeah, it's very
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: Do you have to sleep on your back? Yoh yeah,
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: so you can maybe side? You can do side.
- 1:27:22Speaker 4: It seems one of those like massage table cutout pillows.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: Yeah right, Uh huh, dude, Tyler, you can take this
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: and try it out. See if you see if it
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: works like the right pressure, just turn it on low.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: It'll be fine. The show and we'll eat you another
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World and
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: what that is great gory. He encouraged you to find
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: us and follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Chetn'
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: grad career is right there. There's sea bass. Yeah, we
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: got Sammy Morgan is here. See phones.
- 1:28:01Speaker 7: I'm sorry, okay, there is not I'm here phones.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: Are up in eighty seven to seven forty four, what
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: he text us over to nine eight seven. A couple
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: of NYPD officers have been suspended without pay. They were
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: caught hooking up noise in the station locker room, like
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: down there at the police tap right in the locker room,
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: and they made a sex tape during the hookup. And
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: that's how they got That's how they got caught because
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: I guess the woman had a boyfriend, and the woman's
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: boyfriend somehow saw the video and instead of getting mad,
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: he just narked them out and took the video to
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: the bosses there at the police station.
- 1:28:35Speaker 7: Fair Oh, boyfriends were in everything.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: And they were both suspended immediately. They will no doubt
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: be fired. But wait, you guys, the police union is
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: stepping in and they're asking the other co workers for
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: donations so that the two cops can stay on their
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: feet during this quote huge financial burden. Yeah, if they
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: asked me to donate to that, I'd be like, I
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: think got it. Thanks, it's my friend. I'll give him
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: a couple of bucks. Like you, guys, you took a
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: calculated risk and he got caught lost and you got caught.
- 1:29:12Speaker 11: But much like restaurants. I hear cops they're always hooking
- 1:29:16Speaker 11: up with each.
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: Other, is that right? Like, yeah, I've heard that about
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: people that work. You know, you've seen it on Grey's Anatomy,
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: but hospital workers, Yeah, hospital working, flight attendants everywhere together
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: with someone for yeah, I guess a long time. Yeah,
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: whatever happened with because you said that the Tyler was
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: chatting up with this married check or this married chick
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: was chatting up with Tyler.
- 1:29:37Speaker 11: So we're at the three eleven show and then out
- 1:29:39Speaker 11: of nowhere, this chick like walks up to Tyler, hands
- 1:29:43Speaker 11: him a beer and then starts like give him the
- 1:29:45Speaker 11: eyes and then starts like rubbing.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: Up all on them and stuff. This is going on
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: for like a good half hour.
- 1:29:50Speaker 11: And then she goes, oh, yeah, where's where's my husband what?
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: And then flirting or just her No chick with this
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: personality this outgoing was maybe like the most drunk I've
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: ever seen anybody in my entire life, practically falling over
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: over everybody that was around us.
- 1:30:09Speaker 7: Yeah, so embarrassing.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: Okay, so that's the reason why. Yeah, best question.
- 1:30:14Speaker 10: I couldn't hear anything, so he's like, I'm down, she
- 1:30:15Speaker 10: can't oh no.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: The best question she asked me though. First first thing,
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: she looks at me and she's like, she looks at menace.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: Is that your dad?
- 1:30:30Speaker 11: And I said, yeah, I am his dad, yep, d yeah.
- 1:30:34Speaker 11: But then we were leaving the show and this you
- 1:30:38Speaker 11: could see the chick. She was fighting with her husband
- 1:30:40Speaker 11: outside the show, and you know, Tyler, look the other way, man,
- 1:30:43Speaker 11: because I don't want this chick to recognize you. And
- 1:30:46Speaker 11: then we get caught up in the drama. Don't look
- 1:30:48Speaker 11: at her son.
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: This thirty five year old prison inmate in Florida was
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: out on a work assignment helping out with the Sheriff's
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: office barbecue fundraiser kind of thing, right, and he had
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: to go use the potty, so he went to the
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: porta potties and that's where he started chatting up these
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: two ladies that were standing right next to it. One
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: of the women happened to be a former inmate herself,
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: so her and the guy, I guess they clicked right
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: away because they had common ground, right, and they decided
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: that they were going to have sex. So they went
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: into the porta potty. Oh at a barbecue fundraise.
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: Barbecue porta potty.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: And they did their thing, and they went to Poundtown.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Security cameras caught the whole incident, and when the cops
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: asked him about his little impromptu conjugal there, he admitted that, yeah,
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: I just hooked up with that check. And the authorities
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: are now trying to charge him for attempted escape and
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: this could add another fifteen years to his prison sense.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: He wasn't trying to escape anything.
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: That's a technicality. That's not fair, right, opposite escaping, you're
- 1:31:56Speaker 4: trapped in a porty.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah, I wouldn't even be able to
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: or forming a Well, if you're a guy has been
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: locked up, yeah, I'm sure you you can get down. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: you're you're just out on this work release because you've
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: been in prison for god knows how long he's been there.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: But you're you're you're a prisoner.
- 1:32:15Speaker 7: You'll do it, are you?
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Guys who aren't in prison would hook up in a
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: porter party if that was like hands No, not now,
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: like not as a it's like you have a fetish
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: for Wow, you want to do this, not as a
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: forty nine year old guy. But I'm like like a
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: twenty year old me, twenty five year old me, especially
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: the handicapped ones you can fit like four people on. Yeah,
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: there's space in there.
- 1:32:40Speaker 8: That being said, I know a radio guy who did
- 1:32:43Speaker 8: it and he was well beyond twenty five.
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think, you know, women
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: are a different story.
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys have to hook up with each other
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: and there you.
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying, Like, well, clearly not. Yeah, I
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: guarantee you. We have listeners that have done that.
- 1:32:56Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like at festivals and stuff.
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: Yeah, this is years ago, and there's a place in
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: Saint Louis. It's called the Oz. It's a nightclub and
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: it's a nightclub that sandwiched right between two strip clubs, right,
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: and so it's a real it's an East Saint Louis,
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: so shady part of town. And we had done like
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: some kind of event there and there was something going
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: on where it's one of the listeners heard what was
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: going on in the stall next to hers, uh huh,
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: and she reached over the and she snapped a picture.
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: This chick was bent over a toilet taking it from behind,
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: and there was a duty in the toilet. Oh that's love. Yeah,
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: I'm like, that's yeah. Good.
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: I mean, if we're all being honest, like I've hooked
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: up in a bathroom? Yeah, but right, but a porta
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: potty is a totally Sammy's shaking head in a bathroom,
- 1:33:48Speaker 4: even like in someone's house or in any situation, No,
- 1:33:51Speaker 4: never a bathroom.
- 1:33:53Speaker 9: I mean maybe made out, but like had sex in
- 1:33:55Speaker 9: a bathroom, no.
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: Public bathroom, bent over a toilet, face down with a
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: duty with a cock.
- 1:34:03Speaker 5: Which is such a quick fix to you can easily
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: flush that away.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: Maybe that's part of it.
- 1:34:07Speaker 8: It's just so passionate, realized in around the room. How
- 1:34:11Speaker 8: do people have hooked up in a public restaurant?
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: In the public restaurant? Morgan?
- 1:34:18Speaker 4: Of course, and.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: I haven't. Again a different point, I would, but wow,
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: would do it outside? Yeah when you run down the
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: street to hook up with that guy real quick?
- 1:34:32Speaker 6: Yeah, cars that was up against the building, cave on.
- 1:34:37Speaker 8: The single stallers are of course massively preferred.
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: Well yeah, wait, you've done it in a place with
- 1:34:44Speaker 4: multiple stalls.
- 1:34:45Speaker 8: I have received in a place with multiple stalls. How
- 1:34:48Speaker 8: is he because because being is a funny thing?
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: No, because how are you going to get a woman
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: in a back room? How are you going to get
- 1:34:56Speaker 4: a woman in a multi stall men's room.
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: She's just doing the math.
- 1:35:01Speaker 8: Thank you, Morgan, look at me, number one and number
- 1:35:04Speaker 8: two look at her.
- 1:35:05Speaker 7: But yeah, actually that's yeah.
- 1:35:08Speaker 10: Credits the offer to going in multiple stalls because I
- 1:35:11Speaker 10: like a private you think like the one staller.
- 1:35:14Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: Someone the text saying the porta potty couitus is very
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: common at raves, like music. I'm sure it happens. I'm
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: just saying I couldnot. I could.
- 1:35:25Speaker 7: You could just believe it.
- 1:35:26Speaker 4: I don't think I could.
- 1:35:28Speaker 6: The one positive thing I'll say about porta potties, I
- 1:35:30Speaker 6: don't know when they were invented, but remember they just
- 1:35:33Speaker 6: used to be the toilet set thing and you would
- 1:35:35Speaker 6: pee right into it. And now they have those little
- 1:35:37Speaker 6: attached urinal finally yeah, orderline enjoyable. Yeah, because you don't
- 1:35:44Speaker 6: have to pee into the big Yeah.
- 1:35:45Speaker 21: It's style.
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: Agree.
- 1:35:47Speaker 8: Have you done of those outdoor things. It's just like
- 1:35:49Speaker 8: the little dividers that are it's like it's a single
- 1:35:52Speaker 8: stand and they angle the dividers, so it's basically an
- 1:35:55Speaker 8: outdoor urinal.
- 1:35:56Speaker 6: I've seen them, and I've also seen the one where
- 1:35:58Speaker 6: there's like four that all face each other where there's
- 1:36:01Speaker 6: like a main pillar in the middle.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: Night, so your back is just to the My favorite
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: portable john are the ones they bring in on a trailer. Nice.
- 1:36:11Speaker 4: Yeah, like those are legit actual they have air conditioning, yeah,
- 1:36:15Speaker 4: music luxury.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: Yeah, they have those at at festivals.
- 1:36:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:36:22Speaker 4: Because when I got married during COVID, it had to
- 1:36:24Speaker 4: be an outdoor wedding, and I chose the place specifically
- 1:36:26Speaker 4: because they provided those nice those places.
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: There was there was a neighbor that had a big
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: party at their house, and because there was a bunch
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: of kids in the backyard and swimming and everything else,
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: they set this thing up in their driveway and so
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: they had the those type of portable John's delivered.
- 1:36:42Speaker 4: The nice ones.
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: The nice ones. Yeah, I don't know how much the
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: total Those are kind of tight.
- 1:36:49Speaker 8: Actually, I prefer if I was doing it to do
- 1:36:51Speaker 8: it in a handicap accessible.
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: Yeah, is pretty much like an impartant four Wooding. You
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: can send us a text over to two two nine
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: eight seven more wood he shows next.
- 1:37:04Speaker 12: Time the show.
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: The show going to revisit something that we've talked about
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: on the on the show before people in the really
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: weird stuff. Well you mentioned, you know, right before the
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: break you know, hooking up in place. And somebody said,
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: by the way, in reaction to there is the question
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: who in this room has hooked up in a bathroom?
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: And it wasn't necessarily like a porta potty, but just
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: in bathroom and Jenner yeah right.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: Somebody said, this is just the prude in me. But
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: it hearkens back to Greg's question about masturbation. You're that
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: horned up, you can't wait to go home. You got
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: to do with the work or in a public place. Uh,
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: I think about that has to happen in a public
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: restroom or a porta.
- 1:37:52Speaker 8: Potty, have to it gets to.
- 1:37:55Speaker 4: Your house.
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: I think about that. Yeah, I don't show at work
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: or in the car. Yes, I don't don't have to Joe,
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: I don't have to masturbate it work. I get to Yah.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: That was like, yeah, we've uh, we've talked about things
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: that have kind of helped, like, you know, for me,
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: control what you can control and then just try to
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: not worry about the rest. For Greg, it's instead of
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: saying that you have to do something, you get to,
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: Like I have to wake up so early tomorrow because
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: I got to go to work. I get to and
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: by changing that one thing. It's supposed to have this
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: you know, effect on just your psyche. It's supposed to
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: make it easier whatever your mind off yourself. But people
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: are into some really over the top weird stuff. And
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: one of the weirdest things I think that we've covered
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: or talked about over the years Sea Bass you know,
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: uh learned about, were the people that are into the
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: real dolls. Reborn dolls are reborn dolls. Well, the real
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: doll thing is that's weird too.
- 1:38:47Speaker 4: Usually two different people.
- 1:38:50Speaker 8: Look, I know this is gonna this segmental get sent
- 1:38:52Speaker 8: to those people and we're gonna get all kinds of
- 1:38:53Speaker 8: hate mail.
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: Good good, you deserve it.
- 1:38:56Speaker 8: So reborn dolls are these hyper realistic baby dolls, and
- 1:38:59Speaker 8: I that or that again, they're marketed the excuse or
- 1:39:03Speaker 8: the shield that they put out in front of you
- 1:39:04Speaker 8: them and as they say, well, these are super hyper
- 1:39:06Speaker 8: risk realistic dolls that are for postpartum women, people who
- 1:39:10Speaker 8: you know, had miscarriages, things of that nature, for depression, depression,
- 1:39:14Speaker 8: and that's what we'll lead to that excuse in a minute.
- 1:39:17Speaker 8: But the vast majority of the reborn people are not
- 1:39:20Speaker 8: those people. They are psychos yea and so I went
- 1:39:25Speaker 8: to one of their conventions in the Salt Lake City area,
- 1:39:28Speaker 8: and actually they didn't. When you talk to them, they're like, Okay,
- 1:39:30Speaker 8: these are interesting people. But when you kind of dig
- 1:39:32Speaker 8: a little deeper, this is a Catherine and Danielle people
- 1:39:35Speaker 8: I met there.
- 1:39:36Speaker 22: We're not really interested in having real children, so we
- 1:39:40Speaker 22: kind of figured if we do this, it's the second
- 1:39:42Speaker 22: best thing.
- 1:39:43Speaker 8: So no baby fever.
- 1:39:45Speaker 13: Any reborns you guys have back at.
- 1:39:46Speaker 7: Home seventeen twelve.
- 1:39:49Speaker 13: They all have their own cribs or is like are
- 1:39:51Speaker 13: the display cases?
- 1:39:52Speaker 7: They have one crib. They're all shoved into crib.
- 1:39:56Speaker 8: Tog's a pack and boy.
- 1:39:58Speaker 22: I also have an instag gram in a reborn Facebook
- 1:40:01Speaker 22: also and their precious reborns on Instagram.
- 1:40:10Speaker 13: I searched it.
- 1:40:11Speaker 8: I don't think it's still active. But the reason this
- 1:40:13Speaker 8: came back to light is I just on TikTok randomly.
- 1:40:16Speaker 8: I reborn doll popped up and this is where they've gone.
- 1:40:20Speaker 8: They've gone to TikTok because they get all kinds of
- 1:40:22Speaker 8: affirmation and positive reinforcements. So you can have this stuff
- 1:40:26Speaker 8: on TikTok, but you can't have cart narks. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:40:29Speaker 8: you can have literal mental illness, which we'll get to
- 1:40:31Speaker 8: in a minute here. Uh, because all 's go ahead
- 1:40:34Speaker 8: and address the main argument is that this is this
- 1:40:35Speaker 8: helps people cope.
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: This is type of therapy.
- 1:40:38Speaker 8: And a lot of actual people who are honest about
- 1:40:41Speaker 8: this say, yeah, this is this is a type of therapy.
- 1:40:43Speaker 8: It's maladjusted therapy. You're just delaying the process. You're just
- 1:40:47Speaker 8: you're putting your you're giving you're you're giving them a
- 1:40:49Speaker 8: drug as opposed to actually coping with let's say the
- 1:40:51Speaker 8: loss or whatever. Yeah, this is like a Dumbo feather.
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: It's like you should be able to, you know, do
- 1:40:56Speaker 4: this without the feather, without the crutches exactly.
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: I understand Like not one kids. Okay, so you don't
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: want kids, but you want to have this dollar around
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: with pack and play. Like, if I don't want kids,
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: the last thing I want in my house for things
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: like packing players.
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: I was expecting them to get super offendency asks by
- 1:41:11Speaker 4: suggesting you'd put them in a display case. These are
- 1:41:13Speaker 4: your children.
- 1:41:14Speaker 13: Well here's the thing, a pack and play.
- 1:41:16Speaker 8: So thanks to TikTok, people of now are now taking
- 1:41:19Speaker 8: these out into the real world and cosplaying as real
- 1:41:22Speaker 8: mommies and daddies. This is one lady who take her
- 1:41:26Speaker 8: name is. She goes by Leashi's reborns, and she takes
- 1:41:29Speaker 8: her kid quote unquote.
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: Quite often to Disney World.
- 1:41:33Speaker 8: Let's for families, go right, But but if we have
- 1:41:38Speaker 8: a fake baby, you gotta take it. Let's say, for instance,
- 1:41:40Speaker 8: to the changing area at Disney World.
- 1:41:42Speaker 17: Today. We're going to do some shopping and maybe ride
- 1:41:44Speaker 17: a couple of rides, but first I had to change
- 1:41:46Speaker 17: little l O. D.
- 1:41:47Speaker 7: Stiper.
- 1:41:48Speaker 17: Luckily it wasn't a goopy poopy as I would call it.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: It's not a real baby psychopaths. Oh my god.
- 1:41:56Speaker 17: We then headed out to do some baby and me shopping.
- 1:41:59Speaker 17: I definitely want to pick out a new outfit for Lity.
- 1:42:02Speaker 17: I then headed over to Baby Care Center to change
- 1:42:04Speaker 17: her outfit because she needed something a little bit warmer
- 1:42:07Speaker 17: and a lot more fashionable.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: All right, So there's real children and families waiting to
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: use this area, and meanwhile this psycho is in there
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: changing the clothes on her.
- 1:42:16Speaker 8: Hold on, hold on what she's thought of that objection?
- 1:42:19Speaker 8: She addresses it.
- 1:42:20Speaker 17: Keep in mind, guys, we would never use the baby
- 1:42:23Speaker 17: center if it was busy. It was no one in
- 1:42:25Speaker 17: the changing room.
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's normal. Yeah, well then I said anything
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: my bad, go told she she's very much because carry
- 1:42:34Speaker 1: on her whole whole defense is like her husband and
- 1:42:37Speaker 1: her can't have kids.
- 1:42:37Speaker 4: He's got a disability.
- 1:42:38Speaker 8: But that again, use all that stuff to keep all
- 1:42:41Speaker 8: the deflection away, Like you can't say you can adopt
- 1:42:45Speaker 8: or or forget forget adopting. You can't volunteer it in
- 1:42:47Speaker 8: after school program or you work at a take a
- 1:42:50Speaker 8: summer camp or something. There's a thousand ways to help children.
- 1:42:52Speaker 8: If you really want to help children.
- 1:42:53Speaker 1: It's not by changing an imaginary dice. I mean, look,
- 1:42:56Speaker 1: at least they're not kidnapping somebody else's real child.
- 1:42:58Speaker 8: True, there was so far and let's just say this.
- 1:43:02Speaker 8: They are ethical reborners. They do not actually take their
- 1:43:05Speaker 8: baby on the rides for the most part.
- 1:43:07Speaker 17: At Disney World, we headed over to the Little Mermaid
- 1:43:09Speaker 17: ride and got to ride together with Miss l O D. Remember, guys,
- 1:43:13Speaker 17: we do not take l D or any of our
- 1:43:15Speaker 17: reborn dolls on attractions that are not baby he approved.
- 1:43:19Speaker 17: We are very responsible. Videos for more information.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to make you gotta be this tall
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: to fake baby.
- 1:43:28Speaker 4: About your backpacks, your hats and your fake babies in
- 1:43:30Speaker 4: the cubby while you're in the Yeah, like when you
- 1:43:33Speaker 4: get on Big Thunder, do you stuff the kid into
- 1:43:35Speaker 4: that little like pouches in front of you down?
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: I'm not sure if they went flying off a ride
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: and you witnessed it, and I wonder what the I
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: wonder what the rule is if you're an employee at
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: a theme park and you get somebody like this and
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: they're in the the family changing rooms or you're going on, like,
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: do you have to play along with it?
- 1:43:58Speaker 4: Probably because they they're gonna cry.
- 1:44:00Speaker 1: They're gonna cry. All kinds of mental health, all those buzzes,
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: all those mental healthy again. Yeah, that's a question if
- 1:44:07Speaker 1: you work for any kind of theme park or place,
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: I don't know, wherever you work, do you deal with
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: the public. Are you supposed to when you interact with
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: these people? Are you supposed to play along?
- 1:44:17Speaker 11: Well, like you just said, this thing could go flying
- 1:44:20Speaker 11: off of Sure.
- 1:44:24Speaker 8: She doesn't. She only goes to ones that are baby approved,
- 1:44:28Speaker 8: the ones that you can bring your babies on.
- 1:44:29Speaker 6: They probably have to say stuff like that like, oh,
- 1:44:32Speaker 6: she's so cute.
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: Guess what this.
- 1:44:34Speaker 8: As part of her videos, she takes this little fake
- 1:44:37Speaker 8: baby to meet the characters and they have it.
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: Yeah, they sure do.
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: What he's probably so much vomit inside those costumes.
- 1:44:44Speaker 8: She has seen the haters like yourself, and she has
- 1:44:48Speaker 8: some responses to shut you guys down.
- 1:44:50Speaker 17: My seven year old daughter loves these dolls. Did I
- 1:44:53Speaker 17: mention she was seven? I'm sorry, when was the last
- 1:44:57Speaker 17: time you dropped two thousand dollars down on a for
- 1:45:00Speaker 17: your daughter?
- 1:45:01Speaker 1: These are not American girls. There's tons of these checks
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: who are bringing their daughters and stuff American girl to
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: have coffee.
- 1:45:08Speaker 7: And and.
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: Get their hair, get their hair done. Listen up, Brokies.
- 1:45:19Speaker 4: Toys.
- 1:45:20Speaker 17: These are collector dolls. These dolls are super harperalistic, and
- 1:45:24Speaker 17: they are works of art. These dolls are not meant
- 1:45:27Speaker 17: for children. What I do is teach people about the
- 1:45:29Speaker 17: benefits of reborn therapy and how it helps people with miscarriages,
- 1:45:33Speaker 17: emptiness syndrome, anxiety, and depression and loss. We live action
- 1:45:37Speaker 17: role play for content purposes only, So before you leave
- 1:45:40Speaker 17: comments like that, be a little bit more open minded
- 1:45:42Speaker 17: about different people around you.
- 1:45:45Speaker 7: What emptiness syndrome?
- 1:45:47Speaker 4: Get a dog?
- 1:45:49Speaker 9: That's what I was wondering.
- 1:45:49Speaker 5: Wouldn't a pet be the next best thing, something that
- 1:45:52Speaker 5: you actually have to take care of and interacts back
- 1:45:54Speaker 5: to a normal person.
- 1:45:57Speaker 8: There, These are malajust people talk about like O c
- 1:45:59Speaker 8: D is a man adjusted behavior, like being clean is good,
- 1:46:02Speaker 8: but too much of being clean is a is harmful
- 1:46:04Speaker 8: to a person. I don't think I'd be able to
- 1:46:07Speaker 8: have a job where I would have to have these
- 1:46:10Speaker 8: people to them correct. Yeah, because I she knows all
- 1:46:15Speaker 8: the language, she knows all the cover words, all the
- 1:46:17Speaker 8: lady A stuff, all the therapy blah blah blah.
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: Yeah, this is I mean, just straight insanity.
- 1:46:22Speaker 4: Well, and she backs out of any accountability by saying
- 1:46:25Speaker 4: this is just for content purposes.
- 1:46:26Speaker 7: So which is it?
- 1:46:27Speaker 4: Are you a therapist or is this for content?
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: Right? Well, she's not the only one out there.
- 1:46:31Speaker 8: Again, TikTok has what spawned me to look back into this,
- 1:46:34Speaker 8: And there's a whole community including this Lady rob something
- 1:46:38Speaker 8: reborn cosplay mommy of many, reborn cosplay mom of men.
- 1:46:43Speaker 8: And this is her taking us through a day in
- 1:46:45Speaker 8: the life of her two little ones.
- 1:46:47Speaker 15: First, I get up before the girls are awake, and
- 1:46:50Speaker 15: I make them breakfast. Today, I'm making them eggs, scrambled eggs.
- 1:46:56Speaker 15: Because if you start them young, eating healthy.
- 1:46:58Speaker 1: The lange slower, so you make real eggs. I was
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: going to do with that. Is it like a tea
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: party where it's just air food? Can you put food
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: into these the mouths to get a two thousand dollars
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: doll and screw it up with food? Are you talking? Yeah?
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: But they have mechanical mouth. I know there's like baby
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: and then you like open up like the little collection
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: thing and clean it out.
- 1:47:23Speaker 11: From what I've seen a clean like a flashlight, it
- 1:47:26Speaker 11: doesn't look like you can't put food, right.
- 1:47:28Speaker 1: Are they dishwasher safe? Right? I did.
- 1:47:33Speaker 15: I'm making them both cream cheese and jelly sandwiches because
- 1:47:37Speaker 15: they're both old enough to eat solid food.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Uh huh Right.
- 1:47:40Speaker 15: I entertained them by giving them some of the barbies
- 1:47:43Speaker 15: I had when I was little. Well, I spend a
- 1:47:45Speaker 15: lone time with Jennifer and show her the legend of
- 1:47:48Speaker 15: Zelda Breath of the Wild, and we've spent maybe an
- 1:47:51Speaker 15: hour playing this game. Is just hard to put it down.
- 1:47:58Speaker 6: Somebody said, the right, I mean house sad? Yeah, you
- 1:48:01Speaker 6: would disown that if that's your daughter.
- 1:48:03Speaker 4: Right, Well, you play house and then go do video
- 1:48:05Speaker 4: games for two hours.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: There's a show on Apple TV about this.
- 1:48:08Speaker 8: I believe it. But I see a lot of the
- 1:48:10Speaker 8: people a lot of problem with these shows. And I
- 1:48:12Speaker 8: was looking there's an article about from the Today Show
- 1:48:14Speaker 8: about it is they they're way too nice to these people.
- 1:48:17Speaker 8: They're way too well, if it's helping that you're allowing this, right, well,
- 1:48:21Speaker 8: you know, yeah, you're encouraging. Yeah, you're encouraging again, not
- 1:48:24Speaker 8: actually dealing with we want more content.
- 1:48:26Speaker 5: But they're also they're unhinged. I would be nervous to
- 1:48:29Speaker 5: call someone out like that. I would just go along
- 1:48:31Speaker 5: with it.
- 1:48:31Speaker 4: But what a cute baby.
- 1:48:34Speaker 13: That's the problem.
- 1:48:35Speaker 8: Did you know what happens? And I don't have any
- 1:48:36Speaker 8: audio for this, but I believe it was this woman
- 1:48:39Speaker 8: who took her reborn dolls to like a princess day party,
- 1:48:43Speaker 8: which is like where you take your five year old
- 1:48:46Speaker 8: to go play dress up with like Bell, you know,
- 1:48:48Speaker 8: and the and the Beauty and the Beast and you know.
- 1:48:50Speaker 8: But she's there sitting like in the corner by herself
- 1:48:53Speaker 8: with the reborn dolls, with the real girls are talking
- 1:48:55Speaker 8: to the Princess's good.
- 1:48:56Speaker 13: It's scary, exactly, it's maladest.
- 1:49:00Speaker 4: And speaking of scary, have you seen some of the
- 1:49:01Speaker 4: faces of these these little like like like demonic little
- 1:49:07Speaker 4: looking babies, Like, oh, they're so real, like our babies
- 1:49:10Speaker 4: that idious.
- 1:49:10Speaker 6: Remember the movie Wax Museum where they found out that
- 1:49:13Speaker 6: they were just taking actual humans and dipping them in wax.
- 1:49:17Speaker 6: These reborn babies. I'm like, are these actual babies?
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: Baby?
- 1:49:23Speaker 8: Sammy's point. A lot of people just play it off.
- 1:49:25Speaker 8: They giggle and laugh and say, Okay, thank you, leave
- 1:49:28Speaker 8: me alone.
- 1:49:28Speaker 15: Now.
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: That's why I think I would do the same, Sammy,
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: just to kind of end. It's like, you're right and
- 1:49:33Speaker 1: like real babies this time, like when you're sick of
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: it and you don't want to be a real born
- 1:49:38Speaker 1: mom or whatever anymore. You couldn't just leave one in
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: a dumpster, in the in the toilet of a burger
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: King and no one's going to arrest you. Yeah, take
- 1:49:50Speaker 1: it to the fake fire.
- 1:49:51Speaker 4: Department, abandon one of them.
- 1:49:53Speaker 8: One of them was caused playing on a plane. And
- 1:49:55Speaker 8: what do you have to do? You have to go
- 1:49:55Speaker 8: through t s A and you have to throw something
- 1:49:57Speaker 8: that looks like a baby through the middle. This lady
- 1:50:01Speaker 8: decided to radio record on her phone what you're not
- 1:50:03Speaker 8: supposed to do in the TSA line and again same thing.
- 1:50:05Speaker 8: What Samy's talking about. Listen to the TSA agent's response.
- 1:50:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm scary.
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: How much?
- 1:50:18Speaker 4: Well I came from an artist and from the UK,
- 1:50:21Speaker 4: so she's pretty expensive.
- 1:50:22Speaker 7: They use him in like movies and thank you.
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: What are you doing with it? But it's a real baby.
- 1:50:30Speaker 1: Why would it go through the X ray machine?
- 1:50:32Speaker 8: Well that's that's legislation.
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: Again.
- 1:50:37Speaker 8: So yeah, this is all on TikTok. Here's another lady.
- 1:50:39Speaker 8: I talked to you that we were covering this ten
- 1:50:41Speaker 8: eleven years ago. Here, what do you show? But these
- 1:50:44Speaker 8: mental little mental illness groups find places to support each
- 1:50:47Speaker 8: other confidence, right, Yeah, this is a lady from Dallas
- 1:50:50Speaker 8: I talked to what'd you buy this weekend?
- 1:50:52Speaker 22: I purchased two baby dolls?
- 1:50:55Speaker 7: Purchase what didn't we purchase?
- 1:50:58Speaker 23: This is just tod me about three borning And originally
- 1:51:02Speaker 23: I went just to go with her because I knew it.
- 1:51:04Speaker 7: Was something she loved.
- 1:51:05Speaker 23: When we got here though, I definitely see where the
- 1:51:08Speaker 23: love is coming from. It's the love of having something
- 1:51:11Speaker 23: to be with and take care of, and.
- 1:51:13Speaker 7: Even just having once a hold. This is my mother's
- 1:51:16Speaker 7: doll and.
- 1:51:17Speaker 23: After she bought her I've just been holding her.
- 1:51:19Speaker 7: I just want to hold her.
- 1:51:20Speaker 23: It's definitely not for everyone, but you never know, it
- 1:51:23Speaker 23: does grow on you.
- 1:51:24Speaker 7: I have a best friend.
- 1:51:25Speaker 9: She's terrified of dolls, terrified.
- 1:51:28Speaker 23: She saw the doll my mother made and picked it
- 1:51:32Speaker 23: up and refused to put it down.
- 1:51:34Speaker 13: She's like, this.
- 1:51:35Speaker 7: Makes me want kids. She's like, this makes me excited
- 1:51:37Speaker 7: for kids.
- 1:51:38Speaker 1: Somebody said we're missing the point. Thank god, these freaks
- 1:51:40Speaker 1: did not actually do point exactly.
- 1:51:45Speaker 4: I was going to say, you know what, I'm doing
- 1:51:47Speaker 4: a one ad on this ice forridge it let this
- 1:51:50Speaker 4: be the fake children.
- 1:51:51Speaker 1: Oh okay, so there was something and it wasn't. It
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: weren't babies, but they were basically like sex dolls, but
- 1:52:00Speaker 1: they looked like kids, like yeah, right, remember that. And
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: people are like, this is really and we thought like,
- 1:52:07Speaker 1: if this keeps somebody from actually molesting real kids, they're
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: going to sit in their weird apartment and bang this dog,
- 1:52:14Speaker 1: Like should they be put down? Like animals? Absolutely contain
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: them somehow, but like if it, uh, if if it
- 1:52:21Speaker 1: keeps seating satisfies the urge, well that's people say that
- 1:52:24Speaker 1: about AI. You know, certain types of AI images should
- 1:52:27Speaker 1: be allowed for that very reason. Uh no, I think, yeah,
- 1:52:30Speaker 1: sell them, get their address and then go pick them up. Yes,
- 1:52:33Speaker 1: anybody who orders one of those things, they immediately go
- 1:52:36Speaker 1: on the list unbeknownst to them.
- 1:52:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:52:38Speaker 5: Yeah, well because the argument too is is that that
- 1:52:40Speaker 5: won't be satisfying to them.
- 1:52:41Speaker 9: Right because also with the girl who had the dog, who.
- 1:52:45Speaker 1: Would this is satisfying to these people?
- 1:52:47Speaker 5: She was like, this makes me want a baby, So
- 1:52:48Speaker 5: for certain people it just makes them want the real thing.
- 1:52:51Speaker 4: Yeah, because hopefully it's not most of them.
- 1:52:53Speaker 8: And women have the natural healing and that's great about
- 1:52:55Speaker 8: women that they want to do this and they want
- 1:52:57Speaker 8: to care for things, and that's wonderful. But obviously, again
- 1:52:59Speaker 8: the reborn thing are it's maladaptive. It's it's not it's
- 1:53:02Speaker 8: not solving your problem. Freaks, get ready for this will
- 1:53:07Speaker 8: be on reborn TikTok and they're gonna hate on us.
- 1:53:09Speaker 1: But sorry, sorry, it's the truth. Great, someone's got to
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: tell them the t s. A guy won't tell them, Yeah,
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: a bunch of other people won't. Maybe they're scared because
- 1:53:17Speaker 1: this person seems like a legit psycho and they might
- 1:53:19Speaker 1: pull a blade on me or something.
- 1:53:21Speaker 8: Yeah, they to sue you for some women love to poison.
- 1:53:24Speaker 8: They love poisoning people.
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: That's right. Started the hour talking about people hooking up
- 1:53:38Speaker 1: in public restaurants and porta pots and stuff like that.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: I forged exactly how they came up with, Oh, well
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: we're talking about yeah. Well yeah, So there was the
- 1:53:46Speaker 1: prisoner on the work release and he was working like
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: this barbecue fundraiser that the Sheriff's office was doing, went
- 1:53:54Speaker 1: to get in line for the port of Johns because
- 1:53:56Speaker 1: he got to take a leak and started chatting with
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: these two chicks and this one was a former inmate,
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: and so they hooked up in the porter potty. That's
- 1:54:03Speaker 1: and now he's being charged as if he tried to escape.
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: He didn't escape, He didn't go any further than the
- 1:54:09Speaker 1: porter potty, which is where you knew he was going
- 1:54:11Speaker 1: to be. Now, what he did there, I guess would
- 1:54:14Speaker 1: be against the rules. Contraverty, Like we see the rules
- 1:54:18Speaker 1: as a prisoner, like you're not supposed to hook up
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: or interact maybe with anybody. I want to see it, right, Yeah,
- 1:54:24Speaker 1: he's looking at an additional fifteen years week.
- 1:54:28Speaker 11: Yeah, that's crazy because people were always saying, oh, you're
- 1:54:30Speaker 11: breaking the rules.
- 1:54:31Speaker 1: Well, let me see the rules? Where are so in
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: kinks and fetishes? You know, people call us boring all
- 1:54:39Speaker 1: the time, Greg, because we we won't make the point
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: I call you boring. Well, I'm saying just in general,
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: because we go well, Like, how did you even realize
- 1:54:48Speaker 1: that you were into?
- 1:54:49Speaker 6: That's always my question? How did you know that you
- 1:54:52Speaker 6: need somebody to step on you with certain types of
- 1:54:54Speaker 6: shoes just to cross the finish line?
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: Right? Like?
- 1:54:58Speaker 4: How?
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: Why? Like what is wrong with amount party? Right? Isn't
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: just a BJ or just regular sex? Or what? Isn't
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: that just good enough? It's pretty great.
- 1:55:06Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty great that you don't.
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: Really need the doll at ups got to get weirder
- 1:55:09Speaker 1: and weirder. It's like when you go to a really
- 1:55:11Speaker 1: good steakhouse, you don't need a one, Yeah, thank you.
- 1:55:14Speaker 4: You don't need parmesan crust on top. Yeah, it's just
- 1:55:17Speaker 4: a good stage.
- 1:55:18Speaker 1: It's a good because it's perfectly seasoned, it's perfectly prepared.
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: What do you do? So people are asked, what's the
- 1:55:24Speaker 1: most bizarre sexual request that you've received? This person says,
- 1:55:29Speaker 1: I was on a date with a Christian girl who
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: said that she doesn't have sex on the first date
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: or do anal I walked her home, only to have
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: her request both of those things as soon as she
- 1:55:39Speaker 1: opened the door.
- 1:55:40Speaker 11: Oh wow, Sometimes it's just a test, Yeah, to see
- 1:55:44Speaker 11: what you would say.
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: I had a guy ask me to beg him to
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: kill me during sex, all like a role playing.
- 1:55:52Speaker 4: Uh huh, but like, how is that weird?
- 1:55:56Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, it's like the same thing with
- 1:55:59Speaker 1: like the chow king on the the slapping and you've
- 1:56:04Speaker 1: never nobody's ever slapped anybody during sex well like spanks,
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: no slap, No like slap slap No?
- 1:56:12Speaker 4: Really yeah, I mean not currently. I don't think my
- 1:56:15Speaker 4: husband would be into that, but I've done it before,
- 1:56:17Speaker 4: and I, like you, I was asked him to slap
- 1:56:21Speaker 4: him and that ruled.
- 1:56:23Speaker 9: Really yes across the face.
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: Yes, yeah? What if what if he did that to you?
- 1:56:29Speaker 4: I would hate it because I didn't ask for that,
- 1:56:31Speaker 4: he asked me.
- 1:56:32Speaker 1: You liked it, Like, so, do you think that would
- 1:56:34Speaker 1: go the other because you were so into that? Like?
- 1:56:37Speaker 4: No, I don't know, but I could see myself being
- 1:56:40Speaker 4: like asking dudes like can.
- 1:56:41Speaker 1: I hooked up with a rich girl whose family kept
- 1:56:46Speaker 1: a Koi fish inside a tank in the house during
- 1:56:49Speaker 1: the winter. During us hooking up, she moaned, put the
- 1:56:52Speaker 1: koi inside of me? Really, that can't I never left
- 1:56:56Speaker 1: so fast, but like coyas are pretty big, right yeah? Yeah.
- 1:57:01Speaker 1: People asked, what's the most bizarre sexual request you've ever received? Well,
- 1:57:04Speaker 1: we do have people who end up in the hospital
- 1:57:06Speaker 1: because they've like stuffed something down their p hoole.
- 1:57:08Speaker 4: Or I fell on this light bulb.
- 1:57:11Speaker 1: Girl wanted me to choke. Girl wanted to choke me
- 1:57:15Speaker 1: as I was choking her. Who's waking us up? If
- 1:57:18Speaker 1: we both passed?
- 1:57:19Speaker 4: That's a fair question.
- 1:57:21Speaker 1: She can't even read that one water sports Okay. Before
- 1:57:26Speaker 1: I could even say no, she was on her knees
- 1:57:28Speaker 1: ready in the bathtub. I did. I did.
- 1:57:34Speaker 4: One girl who asked who said that was hot?
- 1:57:35Speaker 1: But she was like, uh, this chick she wanted to
- 1:57:39Speaker 1: masturbate while watching me cook. Okay, okay, that sounds like
- 1:57:44Speaker 1: something Metas would be. I can I even say this one? Oh?
- 1:57:51Speaker 1: She she asked me to leave my present in her
- 1:57:57Speaker 1: shoes so she could wear it to work.
- 1:58:02Speaker 4: That's hilarious. Can you imagine the squish that sexual.
- 1:58:11Speaker 14: Dude?
- 1:58:12Speaker 1: People are weird?
- 1:58:13Speaker 6: Not current day me, but previous me. I was had
- 1:58:17Speaker 6: the request to leave a present on food. Yeah you seriously?
- 1:58:24Speaker 4: Did you do it?
- 1:58:25Speaker 1: Of course?
- 1:58:26Speaker 4: And did you.
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: See him what you did?
- 1:58:28Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:58:30Speaker 4: Or whatever?
- 1:58:31Speaker 1: The boys freak your stuff. I've done that. I could
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: never tell. You don't know. Maybe that could be another
- 1:58:37Speaker 1: one of our uncensored podcasts. Who did it?
- 1:58:41Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:58:41Speaker 1: The answer? Yeah, it's a contest called the Answer is great? Yeah,
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- 1:59:39Speaker 1: Greg Gory guts the hell out of here, parting words
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: of wisdom. Please.
- 1:59:42Speaker 6: Yeah, somewhere out there right now is some bitch posting
- 1:59:45Speaker 6: positive messages she doesn't live by.
- 1:59:50Speaker 1: What's an example of that? Oh? Like what? Oh like
- 1:59:55Speaker 1: be kind and you know, like Ellen DeGeneres, please a
- 1:59:58Speaker 1: b kind video okay now I see yeah.
- 2:00:01Speaker 4: Or like, you know, just breathe. Life isn't that you know,
- 2:00:04Speaker 4: big of a deal. And she's the one bothering everyone
- 2:00:06Speaker 4: and making something out of nothing. She's the worst friend, right.
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it. Thank
- 2:00:14Speaker 1: you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
- 2:00:18Speaker 1: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
- 2:00:20Speaker 1: suck it. Catch back here on Tuesday. You have yourself
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch