Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Hollywood Affairs, Kathy Hilton with Fortune Feimster
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- 0:28Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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- 0:51Speaker 4: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Okay, you guys, I
- 1:03Speaker 3: have the hilarious Fortune Feimster here. We got into lots
- 1:06Speaker 3: of fun, hot topics, but I just wanted to catch
- 1:09Speaker 3: up a little bit on what happened at the People's
- 1:11Speaker 3: Choice Awards, because there was some fun. Art Girls Real
- 1:15Speaker 3: Housewives of Beverly Hills were there, and they were sitting
- 1:18Speaker 3: at a table, and I saw Kyle's Instagram account, and
- 1:21Speaker 3: she was kind of like, because Kathy was sitting right
- 1:24Speaker 3: next to Lisa Rinna. As we know, they have not
- 1:27Speaker 3: started filming again, though I don't think it's on an
- 1:30Speaker 3: indefinite hiatus. I heard they're starting again in January. Of course,
- 1:34Speaker 3: I believe they're all going to come back with probably
- 1:36Speaker 3: one or two new people to shake it up. The
- 1:40Speaker 3: outfits were a little interesting. Lisa Renna looked like she
- 1:43Speaker 3: had her hair really short, more sunglasses, and she looked
- 1:47Speaker 3: a little like James Charles. I don't know if you
- 1:48Speaker 3: know who he is, but that's who she kind of
- 1:51Speaker 3: looked a little bit like. I love her. She's beautiful,
- 1:53Speaker 3: but this was not my favorite look. But then something
- 1:57Speaker 3: really great happened and the internet, the Bravo sphere went abuzz.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Our girl Mariska, hard to say, won the award. And
- 2:09Speaker 3: I guess the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills were up
- 2:12Speaker 3: there because they were the ones presenting. And then when
- 2:14Speaker 3: she was accepting, Kathy Hilton was in the shot right
- 2:18Speaker 3: behind her. So Mariska was not aware of what was
- 2:21Speaker 3: going on behind her, but Kathy Hilton took that time
- 2:24Speaker 3: to open her purse and reapply her lip gloss, which
- 2:28Speaker 3: I doubt was Rinna Beauty.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Anyway.
- 2:33Speaker 4: I think it's funny.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I think everything she does is super planned out and calculated.
- 2:37Speaker 3: I think she is a funny person and there's no
- 2:40Speaker 3: way this was her being a kook. In my opinion,
- 2:43Speaker 3: there was no way this was her being a kooky
- 2:45Speaker 3: girl going, Oh, I didn't realize the camera was on
- 2:48Speaker 3: me and I wanted to add some more gloss. That's
- 2:50Speaker 3: my opinion. But either way, it was pretty entertaining and
- 2:55Speaker 3: it's not like Mariska is going to care. It's a
- 2:56Speaker 3: people's choice where it's not like she did it. Why
- 2:58Speaker 3: she accepted an Emmy.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Okay. So who cares?
- 3:01Speaker 3: So, People are all talking about it. I want to say,
- 3:04Speaker 3: I think Kathy Hilton looked absolutely great. And for someone
- 3:08Speaker 3: with her body and her age, this was a perfect outfit.
- 3:10Speaker 3: I just wanted to tell you ladies why I think
- 3:12Speaker 3: it's perfect. It was right above the knee.
- 3:14Speaker 4: It was purple.
- 3:15Speaker 3: It was a great color. Then she had nice platform,
- 3:18Speaker 3: sparkly purple shoes. And then I had like this matching
- 3:22Speaker 3: cape situation going. So it's like your arms are covered,
- 3:25Speaker 3: your ass is covered, but then you hold your purse
- 3:27Speaker 3: so that you can easily get your lipstick out and
- 3:29Speaker 3: reapply it while someone else is talking. on camera and
- 3:32Speaker 3: you can pull focus from it, but also kind of
- 3:35Speaker 3: slimming and cute. So I'm just giving her that. But meanwhile, Sam,
- 3:39Speaker 3: Brittany's husband, put on his Instagram stories, what's a good
- 3:44Speaker 3: podcast to go on? Sam, you're right up the street
- 3:48Speaker 3: in Westlake. If you'd like to come on Juicy Scoop,
- 3:50Speaker 3: I'd love to have you. Of course, I'd love to
- 3:51Speaker 3: have Brittany too, but I would love to have you
- 3:54Speaker 3: and really trying to get in your brain, see your
- 3:57Speaker 3: body in person, see what you're up to. I'd like
- 3:59Speaker 3: to know your story, your life story. When you came
- 4:03Speaker 3: over here as a child, what's going on with you
- 4:06Speaker 3: and Brittany's future? So let's see. But, you know, we
- 4:10Speaker 3: got to be able to talk about more than just
- 4:12Speaker 3: protein shakes and a workout. So that's all it's going
- 4:16Speaker 3: to be. You can go on archetypes. Okay. Shania Twain
- 4:22Speaker 3: wore this outfit and she sang and she sounded great.
- 4:26Speaker 3: And I saw Post Malone like rocking out to it,
- 4:30Speaker 3: which looked really fun. He's such a happy guy. And
- 4:34Speaker 3: so the outfit that she was matching was this one
- 4:37Speaker 3: that she wore, that classic look, which the, she wore
- 4:40Speaker 3: a like leopard skin bra and cape and little pants.
- 4:43Speaker 3: And she had like a perfectly flat stomach. Great. And
- 4:46Speaker 3: like 25 years later, she did it again, but instead
- 4:49Speaker 3: she did like this, this meshing of her stomach. Now
- 4:52Speaker 3: her stomach is super flat and good, but I'm just
- 4:54Speaker 3: saying as someone that's not super young anymore, no matter
- 4:59Speaker 3: how thin you get, your skin changes. And crop tops
- 5:03Speaker 3: and stuff just doesn't work after a certain age, even
- 5:06Speaker 3: if you have a flat-ass stomach. And I think that's
- 5:08Speaker 3: maybe why. And I don't think it's necessary. But it
- 5:11Speaker 3: reminded me of Rest in Peace, Kirstie Alley. She was
- 5:15Speaker 3: the original Brave. Kirstie Alley, she just passed away of cancer.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Very sad.
- 5:21Speaker 3: But she was always so funny and did so many
- 5:23Speaker 3: great shows. Cheers, Veronica Closet, Look Who's Talking. But her
- 5:28Speaker 3: weight after Cheers would fluctuate a lot. And she was
- 5:31Speaker 3: a spokesperson for a lot of different diets. And one
- 5:34Speaker 3: minute she would be on a diet thing and be thin.
- 5:37Speaker 3: And the next she'd be like on the cover of
- 5:39Speaker 3: People like, I ate cake for a year and I'm happy.
- 5:42Speaker 3: And she looked beautiful no matter what because she was
- 5:44Speaker 3: really pretty. But when Oprah was on one of her
- 5:49Speaker 3: up and down kicks of being thin, she said, Kirstie
- 5:53Speaker 3: Alley said, I'm going to come back on your show, Oprah,
- 5:55Speaker 3: and I'm going to wear a bikini. And she came
- 5:58Speaker 3: out in a bikini. But what she did was she
- 6:02Speaker 3: wore like sheer tan nylons and she pulled them all
- 6:05Speaker 3: the way up to under her bra. And so there
- 6:07Speaker 3: was the seam there. It was like before Spanx was invented. Anyway, again,
- 6:12Speaker 3: the original brave person that was like, I said I
- 6:15Speaker 3: was going to do it.
- 6:16Speaker 4: I'm going to do it.
- 6:17Speaker 3: This is also sad. Wendy Williams' son, Kevin, he's 22.
- 6:21Speaker 3: He's been evicted from his $ 2 million Miami apartment. So...
- 6:26Speaker 3: So Wendy Williams pays the rent on this apartment and
- 6:30Speaker 3: did for a year, which was $ 100, 000, for her son
- 6:34Speaker 3: to go to school and live in a $ 2 million
- 6:37Speaker 3: Miami high-rise fancy apartment. I guess he hasn't paid for months,
- 6:42Speaker 3: so they evicted him. He owes $ 70, 000 in rent. He said,
- 6:46Speaker 3: I was a full-time student, but I stopped because I
- 6:49Speaker 3: was helping to take care of my mother. But because
- 6:51Speaker 3: Wells Fargo has frozen her accounts, which is so weird
- 6:54Speaker 3: and I still don't understand why that's happening, she was
- 6:58Speaker 3: not able to pay his rent and now he's been evicted.
- 7:00Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's a pretty extravagant rent. But
- 7:03Speaker 3: at one time she was making $ 10 million a year.
- 7:05Speaker 3: If that's where she wanted her son to be and
- 7:08Speaker 3: that was going to make him happy and she could
- 7:09Speaker 3: afford that rent, she has every right to do that.
- 7:12Speaker 3: I just don't understand the whole situation with the Wells Fargo.
- 7:15Speaker 3: And I think that's terrible. But I'm glad that he
- 7:18Speaker 3: is there with his mom. Okay, Julia Hart. As you know,
- 7:22Speaker 3: she's been on the show. I've socialized with her. I
- 7:26Speaker 3: wrote her to say I was excited to watch season
- 7:28Speaker 3: two of My Unorthodox Life on Netflix. And hopefully she
- 7:34Speaker 3: can come on the show soon, though I'd love to
- 7:36Speaker 3: have her in person. This just came out yesterday, according
- 7:39Speaker 3: to Page Six. Julia Hart's former divorce attorney is suing
- 7:43Speaker 3: her for almost $ 500, 000. Her former divorce attorney, she now
- 7:48Speaker 3: has a new attorney. This one said she never was
- 7:51Speaker 3: paid for all her hours of work and everything that
- 7:55Speaker 3: she did for Julia, which is basically what we see
- 7:59Speaker 3: in season two. I just finished it. It's like eight
- 8:01Speaker 3: or nine episodes. And it's pretty juicy because it starts out,
- 8:06Speaker 3: if you watch the first season, Julia Hart was this
- 8:08Speaker 3: woman who lived a very Orthodox life, married at 19,
- 8:13Speaker 3: had four kids, and just eight years ago escaped, as
- 8:17Speaker 3: she likes to say it, but many people in the
- 8:20Speaker 3: Orthodox religion do not like that she uses these words.
- 8:23Speaker 3: But she says, I escaped. I left my husband. I
- 8:26Speaker 3: left the religion. And I became a shoe designer. And
- 8:30Speaker 3: I sold my shoe company. to LaPerla or something. And
- 8:35Speaker 3: in that time of doing all this, she met this guy, Silvio.
- 8:39Speaker 3: They fell in love, got married, and he made her
- 8:44Speaker 3: the CEO of his elite global, can you look up
- 8:50Speaker 3: what the company is? Elite global management company, which not
- 8:54Speaker 3: only represented a bunch of models, but different brands and
- 8:58Speaker 3: things like that. And She was the CEO and she's planning.
- 9:02Speaker 3: She's telling me as we go out to dinner, I
- 9:05Speaker 3: know what I'm going to wear when the company goes public.
- 9:08Speaker 3: And I own, she said she owed 51% of the company.
- 9:13Speaker 3: And so then after two years of marriage, they break up.
- 9:17Speaker 3: And you see in the show that the main reason
- 9:20Speaker 3: that they are getting divorced is that he thought marrying
- 9:24Speaker 3: her elite world group. he thought marrying her, that even
- 9:29Speaker 3: though she had four kids, their life would really be
- 9:31Speaker 3: about the two of them. And she's a great mom.
- 9:34Speaker 3: And even though three of her kids are over 18,
- 9:38Speaker 3: they were around all the time. And her younger one
- 9:41Speaker 3: lives half time between she and her husband, and he's
- 9:44Speaker 3: in high school. And he, according to her, did not
- 9:49Speaker 3: like the kids around all the time. He was like,
- 9:51Speaker 3: I don't want them in the apartment when I'm there.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Can we get them their own place, like a different
- 9:56Speaker 3: apartment where they would stay and come over when I'm
- 9:58Speaker 3: not around? She said I'd have to have a meal
- 10:02Speaker 3: with him and a meal with my kids and came
- 10:05Speaker 3: to a place where she thought it was a mutual agreement, separation, divorce.
- 10:10Speaker 3: And she's like, nothing's going to change. I'm going to
- 10:13Speaker 3: stay here. He's moved out. I'm going to remain the
- 10:16Speaker 3: CEO of this big conglomerate, you know, and I'm going
- 10:20Speaker 3: to continue to shop and live the way I've lived.
- 10:22Speaker 3: So everyone still gets to keep their job. Not a problem.
- 10:25Speaker 3: And we're watching this happen on the show. They're catching
- 10:27Speaker 3: it as it happens. And then as the cameras are running,
- 10:32Speaker 3: she gets a notice, an email saying Silvio, the ex-husband
- 10:37Speaker 3: has removed her from being CEO. And she's like, what?
- 10:41Speaker 3: She gets an attorney. She files for divorce papers. And
- 10:46Speaker 3: then he's like, I'm coming to get all my stuff.
- 10:48Speaker 3: She's like, no, trying to keep him away. One night
- 10:52Speaker 3: they're sleeping and someone takes like some art and she's like,
- 10:56Speaker 3: what is going on? So she's trying to like figure
- 10:58Speaker 3: out what's happening. Meanwhile, her gay best friend who's worked
- 11:01Speaker 3: for her, her main right hand person, he eventually is
- 11:05Speaker 3: out of a job. All of her kids are out
- 11:08Speaker 3: of a job. And the show is not what they
- 11:13Speaker 3: thought it was going to be. Which it's still really
- 11:16Speaker 3: juicy and interesting to watch this happen in real time. But,
- 11:19Speaker 3: you know, they probably thought this second season, I was
- 11:22Speaker 3: talking to her and she was like, you're going to
- 11:24Speaker 3: walk in this fashion show that we're going to do.
- 11:27Speaker 3: I'm going to have you on the show. And no,
- 11:30Speaker 3: me coming on the show made no sense. But we
- 11:32Speaker 3: thought that's what the second season would be. It would
- 11:34Speaker 3: be like a lot of come to fashion week stuff.
- 11:36Speaker 3: We'd see more of that. But we didn't because she
- 11:40Speaker 3: doesn't have a place to go besides this penthouse. And
- 11:42Speaker 3: she doesn't want to leave the penthouse because she leaves
- 11:44Speaker 3: the penthouse. He could just come in and like move
- 11:46Speaker 3: her shit out. And you know how a divorce could be.
- 11:50Speaker 3: So it's pretty juicy. And I'm going to, I'll get
- 11:54Speaker 3: more into it on Patreon this weekend. You guys, I
- 11:57Speaker 3: have a great extra juicy scoop for you. And that's
- 12:02Speaker 3: on Friday. And my sister, criminal defense attorney Shannon, and
- 12:05Speaker 3: I would go and do a full hour episode on
- 12:07Speaker 3: Casey Anthony, what happened in the case, what happened in
- 12:10Speaker 3: the Peacock documentary. That comes out Friday. We also did
- 12:14Speaker 3: a Juicy Crimes, which if you're part of Patreon, that's
- 12:16Speaker 3: a triple scoop of the second tier. And we do
- 12:19Speaker 3: that on the Idaho murders and everything that's going on
- 12:24Speaker 3: with that and what Shannon did. thinks of as a
- 12:26Speaker 3: criminal defense attorney. And then I've got my Get Behind
- 12:30Speaker 3: Gates juicy episode that will come out also out this weekend,
- 12:33Speaker 3: which I'll talk about everything else. So great content coming
- 12:37Speaker 3: for you that guys this Friday and the weekend. And
- 12:40Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about more about Julia Hart's show.
- 12:42Speaker 3: But if you want to watch it, watch it because
- 12:44Speaker 3: I'd love to discuss it more with you. Get Julia
- 12:47Speaker 3: on here. Anyway, she said that she's not paying for
- 12:51Speaker 3: this attorney because she wasn't happy with the work that
- 12:55Speaker 3: the attorney did. But there is a lot of hours
- 13:00Speaker 3: that she did not pay anything for. So I don't
- 13:02Speaker 3: know how that works. And then also the other case
- 13:06Speaker 3: is she said, I own half the company. I sign papers,
- 13:14Speaker 3: everything that I own half the company. He promised me
- 13:16Speaker 3: that when he married me, Silvio. Silvio's like, no, you
- 13:19Speaker 3: don't own half the company. They found out that the
- 13:22Speaker 3: papers that he had her sign, he never filed. So
- 13:28Speaker 3: the court says they're not valid. But she believed it.
- 13:34Speaker 3: She told me. She told people we know. She acted
- 13:38Speaker 3: as that for a couple years, thinking that this is
- 13:40Speaker 3: her career forever, whether they get divorced or not. She's
- 13:44Speaker 3: still in the $ 65 million penthouse right now and still
- 13:51Speaker 3: has a chef and a butler. So I'd love to
- 13:53Speaker 3: know how she's paying for all of that and what
- 13:56Speaker 3: the plan is. Anyway, if you want to watch that show,
- 13:59Speaker 3: that's on Netflix, too. Here it is, my unorthodox life
- 14:03Speaker 3: with her kids. Oh, Christine is having the time of
- 14:08Speaker 3: her life from Sister Wives. She's having a blast. We
- 14:13Speaker 3: also see on this episode that Janelle definitely is, I think,
- 14:19Speaker 3: going to leave Cody. Cody says, you don't respect me.
- 14:23Speaker 3: You aren't loyal. And I thought... I kind of got
- 14:28Speaker 3: the feeling that they weren't boning ever, she and Janelle.
- 14:31Speaker 3: But Christine's like, Janelle always said their relationship was fine.
- 14:35Speaker 3: And then even Janelle goes, Cody, you're my best friend.
- 14:38Speaker 3: You're my lover, everything. And he said, I just don't
- 14:41Speaker 3: like going to that trailer with the dogs on the bed.
- 14:44Speaker 3: So I'm like, wow, he's still going over and sleeping
- 14:46Speaker 3: with Janelle? Because it definitely feels like they haven't been. Anyway,
- 14:51Speaker 3: that's going to be really juicy next week. Meanwhile, I
- 14:53Speaker 3: had another horrible nightmare that I was in bed. the
- 14:56Speaker 3: marriage with Cody, Robin, and like Robin and I were
- 15:01Speaker 3: like getting along really weird. So I, again, constantly having
- 15:05Speaker 3: nightmares that I am in this marriage with all of them.
- 15:10Speaker 3: And I was in Cody and Robin's house and like
- 15:13Speaker 3: being friendly with Robin. It's just, it's please just don't
- 15:17Speaker 3: watch the show late at night. If you don't have
- 15:19Speaker 3: nightmares about a weird hairline and a bad blonde perm,
- 15:24Speaker 3: with a misogynistic polygamist asshole that regrets being a polygamist.
- 15:29Speaker 3: If you don't, I suggest you don't watch the show.
- 15:31Speaker 3: But if you do, it's fucking juicy as shit. All right,
- 15:35Speaker 3: you guys, I'm so excited to have my girl here,
- 15:38Speaker 3: Fortune Feimster. Let's get into it. And for my juicy scoopers,
- 15:42Speaker 3: in the Spokane, Washington area this weekend at the Spokane
- 15:46Speaker 3: Comedy Club, our girl, Sarah Colonna, will be there all
- 15:50Speaker 3: weekend long, December 8th, 9th, and 10th. Go see her.
- 15:54Speaker 3: And now for Fortune Feimster. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 15:59Speaker 3: I am with Fortune Feimster and we have these Juicy
- 16:04Speaker 3: Scoop straws. I know you're like, Heather, we've heard about
- 16:06Speaker 3: the Juicy Scoop straws. No, this straw actually spells out juicy.
- 16:10Speaker 4: My water's not coming through. That's because it's a long
- 16:16Speaker 4: journey for the water to go through all the words.
- 16:19Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Peter just ordered these. Not the most practical thing.
- 16:24Speaker 4: It takes a while for the water to get through
- 16:27Speaker 4: the word scoop.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Because it's the full, like, J, handwriting, U, I.
- 16:31Speaker 4: It's cursive. Yeah, okay, so now I'm going to take
- 16:34Speaker 4: it out of my drink. I love that Peter is
- 16:35Speaker 4: now your momager. And he's like, I'm going to make
- 16:40Speaker 4: money off this show pony. We're going to, we're going to,
- 16:44Speaker 4: is this going to be an entrepreneurial situation?
- 16:46Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's really funny that you say
- 16:48Speaker 3: that because Peter will bring up Many, many years ago,
- 16:51Speaker 3: I think Chelsea had a book party and she invited
- 16:55Speaker 3: Kris Jenner as well as us because I worked on
- 16:58Speaker 3: the show. I think it was like maybe her second book.
- 17:00Speaker 3: The show had just started. And so Peter picked up
- 17:04Speaker 3: Kris Jenner.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Okay.
- 17:06Speaker 3: And they drove from our side of the valley to
- 17:08Speaker 3: like Beverly Hills.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Wow.
- 17:10Speaker 3: And he talks about how she talked about how she
- 17:14Speaker 3: learned so much from Robert Kardashian and marketing and all
- 17:17Speaker 3: this other stuff and They went through the hills and
- 17:19Speaker 3: she's like, oh, I used to live in this house
- 17:21Speaker 3: over here in Beverly Hills with Robert.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:23Speaker 3: And so, yeah, maybe that's where he got the idea.
- 17:27Speaker 4: He got it.
- 17:28Speaker 3: He got the original momager.
- 17:30Speaker 4: She would never ride with anyone but a security detail
- 17:34Speaker 4: now because she's. Turned this into a lot of success.
- 17:38Speaker 3: I don't even think Peter. And the sad part is
- 17:40Speaker 3: Peter didn't even go all the way to Calabasas to
- 17:42Speaker 3: pick her up because she wasn't in Hidden Hills then,
- 17:44Speaker 3: I don't think. Maybe she had just moved to Hidden Hills.
- 17:47Speaker 4: He didn't even get behind the gates.
- 17:48Speaker 3: He said, meet me at the Ralphs at Winneka and Ventura.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Do you imagine telling Chris Cheddar, park your car and
- 17:55Speaker 3: I'll pick you up.
- 17:55Speaker 4: I don't want to be at all convenient.
- 17:58Speaker 3: I'm going to pick you up right near the freeway
- 18:00Speaker 3: at Winneka and Ventura.
- 18:02Speaker 4: She's like, what is this store you speak of? He's like, Ralph's.
- 18:06Speaker 3: No, that's when she was like full-blown, like housewife, went
- 18:09Speaker 3: to Ralph's, Costco, made her own food. Yeah, this is very, right? Like,
- 18:12Speaker 3: I don't even know that Kardashians has started, or they're
- 18:15Speaker 3: just about to start.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Wow.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 4: I don't even know this world in which you speak of.
- 18:19Speaker 3: It's just Juicy Scoop history for you. But you're going
- 18:22Speaker 3: to make history.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Because you're the first... adorable dimpled woman with a perfect
- 18:29Speaker 3: nose to be nominated for a Critics' Choice Award for
- 18:33Speaker 3: your best comedy special. Look how cute you are.
- 18:36Speaker 4: That's very exciting.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Very, very exciting. Congrats.
- 18:39Speaker 4: Look, Chris Frangiola gave it a like. Oh, God.
- 18:42Speaker 3: And you wrote, you called me gorgeous and funny.
- 18:45Speaker 4: Because I'm like, well, I.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Don't think enough people think that... That funny women can
- 18:50Speaker 3: also be beautiful.
- 18:51Speaker 4: I appreciate it.
- 18:52Speaker 3: And beautiful women can be funny. And it's hard when
- 18:54Speaker 3: you're you and me.
- 18:55Speaker 4: I only cared about the gorgeous comment.
- 18:57Speaker 3: To break through that barrier. Because I'm sure when you
- 19:00Speaker 3: walk out that they're like, why is this gorgeous, stunning person? Like,
- 19:04Speaker 3: is she going to make me chuckle? And you do.
- 19:06Speaker 4: Oh, thank God. Thank God I was able to parlay
- 19:09Speaker 4: my good looks into comedy.
- 19:10Speaker 3: Fellow debutantes, which I love. Okay, so your special is
- 19:15Speaker 3: so funny. Oh, thank you. And I really like it.
- 19:18Speaker 3: And I really like that. One of the funny themes
- 19:21Speaker 3: that come up at the top is that, like, I
- 19:23Speaker 3: know I look like a more butch lesbian.
- 19:27Speaker 4: Right.
- 19:27Speaker 3: But you didn't say, I mean, but you really are
- 19:29Speaker 3: a debutante at heart.
- 19:30Speaker 4: I'm a dainty lady.
- 19:32Speaker 3: We were devs. And you're, like, not handy.
- 19:34Speaker 4: No.
- 19:35Speaker 3: And you can't fix shit.
- 19:36Speaker 4: Nope.
- 19:36Speaker 3: And I kind of think, what is the point of
- 19:39Speaker 3: having a lesbian around? So I get.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Jax has said that a couple of times. She's like.
- 19:44Speaker 3: Your wife. Yeah.
- 19:45Speaker 4: She's like, I almost need a man right now because
- 19:48Speaker 4: you're not pulling her.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Weight when you went on tour and and chris got
- 19:57Speaker 3: to got chris open for you as well yeah a
- 20:00Speaker 3: lot and um at one point i go You know
- 20:03Speaker 3: she's inviting you because she, like, wants a dad. And
- 20:06Speaker 3: I'm like, she needs a dad to drive. Like, the
- 20:08Speaker 3: dad-husband to drive. And he's like, I think you're totally right.
- 20:12Speaker 4: I would call my husband on the road because he started, like,
- 20:15Speaker 4: carrying our bags. Yeah, he's wonderful. And unpacking the car.
- 20:19Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, my gosh, this is pretty great.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Well, when he'd come with us, we brought Annie. And
- 20:24Speaker 3: so he was full dad mode with Annie. Like, he
- 20:28Speaker 3: sits in the front with the Uber driver, starts a
- 20:30Speaker 3: mundane conversation.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Yep. You don't have to talk to anybody because he's
- 20:34Speaker 4: doing it.
- 20:34Speaker 3: But in, like, a very, like, oh, listen. what kind
- 20:37Speaker 3: of car is this? Like, just so dad boring. Like, so,
- 20:41Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my God, just, he just took the
- 20:42Speaker 3: roll on.
- 20:43Speaker 4: For the weekend. He was driving, he was driving us too.
- 20:47Speaker 4: And then a meth head ran into us. Luckily, nothing.
- 20:51Speaker 4: you got in an accident? Well, nothing was hurt. Like
- 20:55Speaker 4: we just got, we were, we pulled into, I can't
- 20:57Speaker 4: remember what city it was. And then we were like
- 20:59Speaker 4: stuck in some traffic and all of a sudden it
- 21:01Speaker 4: was like, and we both kind of like flung forward
- 21:04Speaker 4: and back. And so like guy missing half his teeth,
- 21:10Speaker 4: but like clearly from a substance situation. who I couldn't
- 21:14Speaker 4: believe stopped.
- 21:15Speaker 3: He was toothless, but he was not homeless because he
- 21:17Speaker 3: had a car.
- 21:17Speaker 4: He had a car. Do you know that charity?
- 21:19Speaker 3: Do you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
- 21:20Speaker 4: Oh, I did see that, yes.
- 21:21Speaker 3: Toothless, not homeless.
- 21:22Speaker 4: That's right. That is an interesting name of a charity.
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- 22:07Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:10Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 22:13Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
- 22:18Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 22:20Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 22:23Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 22:26Speaker 3: filed against me.
- 22:27Speaker 6: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 22:29Speaker 6: what would you do if it was given back? Where
- 22:32Speaker 6: did that need come from, where you thought that you
- 22:35Speaker 6: had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 22:37Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
- 22:38Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
- 22:39Speaker 6: What happens next?
- 22:40Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
- 22:42Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 22:46Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 22:49Speaker 6: happens next.
- 22:50Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 22:53Speaker 4: every day was.
- 22:53Speaker 3: You're worth the work.
- 22:54Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 22:56Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 22:59Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 23:02Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:13Speaker 4: Um, Chris got out and I'm like, Chris, don't get out. Like,
- 23:16Speaker 4: and the guy stopped, but we checked the car and
- 23:18Speaker 4: everything was fine. And then I was like, I think
- 23:20Speaker 4: I got a job because he wasn't on the, you know.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Oh.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Yeah. Don't tell anything about that.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Okay. Um, so wait, then did you just, then you
- 23:28Speaker 3: just return the car and they have insurance?
- 23:30Speaker 4: Or no, actually we did put him on the, the,
- 23:32Speaker 4: the car. Oh, okay. i think i'm pretty sure we
- 23:38Speaker 4: did because he went up to the counter with me
- 23:39Speaker 4: yeah we did add it we did of.
- 23:42Speaker 3: Course it's no big deal but i i was he's
- 23:45Speaker 3: over 25 that's.
- 23:46Speaker 4: Right but yeah that was uh a weird way oh
- 23:49Speaker 4: that was the same weekend that uh somebody like uh
- 23:53Speaker 4: was also on a different substance at my show Came
- 23:57Speaker 4: to at the beginning of his set and came down
- 24:00Speaker 4: and tried to pull the speaker off the stage while
- 24:02Speaker 4: he was performing.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. I remember hearing that story. And that
- 24:05Speaker 3: was a crazy woman, right?
- 24:06Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And she started swinging at the lesbians that
- 24:09Speaker 4: tried to stop her. It was wild. Wow. Bit of
- 24:12Speaker 4: a wild time.
- 24:13Speaker 3: Do you find that you have any... Crazy Fortune Feimster
- 24:17Speaker 3: fans that are just out of control.
- 24:19Speaker 4: That is not the norm for my fans. Everyone that
- 24:23Speaker 4: comes to my show.
- 24:23Speaker 3: I would think are pretty respectable people.
- 24:25Speaker 4: They're pretty respectable people. They love snacks. Just want to
- 24:29Speaker 4: have a good time, you know? Oh, my God.
- 24:31Speaker 3: So funny. Okay, let's talk. Now, you know about, do
- 24:34Speaker 3: you know about the Good Morning America scandal?
- 24:36Speaker 4: I saw this.
- 24:37Speaker 3: Yes.
- 24:38Speaker 4: But here, so are we.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Ask any questions. I know every single thing.
- 24:41Speaker 4: Okay. Here's the thing. The story that came out is
- 24:45Speaker 4: wild because clearly someone was following them for like weeks. Right?
- 24:51Speaker 3: I think, we're talking about Amy Robach and TJ Holmes'
- 24:55Speaker 3: affair on Good Morning America. I believe, and I don't
- 24:59Speaker 3: know if it's been proven fact, but it makes the
- 25:00Speaker 3: most sense, that I think it was His wife, I think,
- 25:04Speaker 3: hired a detective to follow them, and that's where the
- 25:07Speaker 3: photos were.
- 25:08Speaker 4: To have proof.
- 25:08Speaker 3: And she was like, put it fucking out there.
- 25:10Speaker 4: Because... So the assumption is that they started the affair,
- 25:16Speaker 4: split up with their people, and now are more open
- 25:19Speaker 4: about it.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Well, they have to be open about it because the
- 25:22Speaker 3: photos came out.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Right.
- 25:23Speaker 4: But they didn't like... Split up with their people and
- 25:25Speaker 4: then start dating. We're assuming it might have started before.
- 25:29Speaker 3: They tried to say that. They tried to say, no,
- 25:31Speaker 3: we both broke up with our marriages, which were both
- 25:35Speaker 3: 13 years long. Both were second marriages for both of them.
- 25:41Speaker 3: And then we decided to date, which I made like
- 25:44Speaker 3: a joke about. Like, oh, all of a sudden you're
- 25:46Speaker 3: just walking out of the bathroom and you're like, oh, hey, TJ,
- 25:48Speaker 3: how are you? Oh, not great. Broke up with my
- 25:50Speaker 3: wife for 13 years this weekend.
- 25:52Speaker 4: Oh, so did I.
- 25:54Speaker 3: Want to go to a fuck pad this weekend?
- 25:55Speaker 4: Look at each other differently. Right. So the timeline's not
- 26:00Speaker 4: in their favor.
- 26:01Speaker 3: But do you know what also has happened?
- 26:02Speaker 4: No.
- 26:03Speaker 3: So it also came out that TJ, the man, was
- 26:06Speaker 3: also having a three-year affair while he was married.
- 26:09Speaker 4: With another person.
- 26:10Speaker 3: With a female married producer of the Good Morning America show.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Who was also best, were really good friends with Amy,
- 26:16Speaker 3: would go and have dinners and stuff. No.
- 26:18Speaker 4: Girls dinner. I didn't know that.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:21Speaker 4: That is some juicy scoop.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Then just got some more juicy scoop from a juicy
- 26:26Speaker 3: scooper that will remain anonymous.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Hold on, before you tell that, the thing that you
- 26:30Speaker 4: just revealed, that has been confirmed?
- 26:32Speaker 3: Yeah, that's happened over the weekend.
- 26:34Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Yes, that came out. And then that is why the
- 26:39Speaker 3: president of the news division of ABC said, we're going
- 26:42Speaker 3: to take them off. I don't think they're off the
- 26:44Speaker 3: show indefinitely.
- 26:46Speaker 4: I saw that like a temporary suspension.
- 26:48Speaker 3: It's a distraction and we just need to. However, the
- 26:51Speaker 3: ratings were like the highest they'd ever been on Friday.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Of course.
- 26:55Speaker 3: And they were giddy. They were like giddy and happy.
- 26:58Speaker 3: And I did not watch it, but the report was
- 27:00Speaker 3: they had a great show. And some people were like,
- 27:03Speaker 3: you know what?
- 27:03Speaker 4: Let them be together.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Who cares?
- 27:04Speaker 5: Okay.
- 27:05Speaker 3: But then when I found out that basically he's a
- 27:07Speaker 3: serial cheater and I said, he sounds like a serial cheater.
- 27:11Speaker 3: And then I got a, he's very handsome.
- 27:13Speaker 4: I got a.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Email from someone who is a legit person, but said,
- 27:19Speaker 3: keep my name out of it.
- 27:20Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't, I looked him up. They are
- 27:21Speaker 4: a legit person.
- 27:22Speaker 3: It wasn't like a, you know, blind item. Like they
- 27:25Speaker 3: wrote me and they said, you're absolutely right about him.
- 27:28Speaker 3: He is a serial cheater because I worked at, a
- 27:32Speaker 3: station in San Francisco.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Allegedly. Allegedly. All of this is allegedly.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Allegedly worked at a station in San Francisco and he
- 27:39Speaker 3: had an affair for several years with someone there while
- 27:42Speaker 3: he was married to his first wife, Amy.
- 27:45Speaker 4: So, so allegedly he really likes the people he works with.
- 27:50Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Wow.
- 27:51Speaker 4: Yeah. That is, I would be so curious to know
- 27:57Speaker 4: how Amy reacted when she found out about the, producer.
- 28:01Speaker 4: Unless she knew. Maybe she knew.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Yeah, she may not have known and she may have known.
- 28:05Speaker 3: There are two scenarios. Sometimes that kind of turns people on.
- 28:14Speaker 3: If the married producer would have said, talked about it
- 28:17Speaker 3: all the time, how great it was, the greatest fucking
- 28:20Speaker 3: sex of my life or whatever, that could have got
- 28:23Speaker 3: her being like, I'm unhappy with Andrew Hsu.
- 28:25Speaker 4: I need to see what this is about.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Yeah, and I want some of this.
- 28:28Speaker 4: Yeah, that producer could have.
- 28:30Speaker 3: enticed yeah.
- 28:32Speaker 4: We don't know wow this is a real scandal.
- 28:35Speaker 3: I think it is a scandal because this isn't like
- 28:38Speaker 3: oh my god the two stars of White Lotus, which
- 28:41Speaker 3: we'll talk about later, like a sexual R-rated HBO Max show. Right.
- 28:45Speaker 3: Even though they were married, they got together. That's different.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Like, this is like coffee.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Let's have coffee and be clean, family fun. Right. And
- 28:54Speaker 3: all of our jokes are so light and, you know,
- 28:58Speaker 3: and so walking. Oh, and we're going to do something crafty.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Have you guys ever mixed beer with cheese? Oh, God,
- 29:04Speaker 3: not before 12. Like, it's geeky stuff.
- 29:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:08Speaker 3: So it's not for cheaters is what I'm saying.
- 29:12Speaker 4: The original story was wild. Cause I mean, they laid
- 29:16Speaker 4: out so many pictures, so many things that I was like, dang,
- 29:20Speaker 4: somebody was.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Like, that's private. That was private detector detective, I think
- 29:26Speaker 3: hired by one of their spouses. And I believe that
- 29:27Speaker 3: it was her, his, his spouse.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Interesting. I mean, I'm really on the edge of my
- 29:32Speaker 4: seat to see how this unfolds. I do know that
- 29:35Speaker 4: Andrew Hsu erased all pictures of her from his Instagram.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Well, he also removed his podcast that he was co-hosting
- 29:45Speaker 3: with her mother.
- 29:47Speaker 5: What?
- 29:47Speaker 3: Yes, another deep dive I did.
- 29:50Speaker 4: He had a podcast with her mom?
- 29:52Speaker 3: Yeah, and another comedian, Chuck Nice. The three of them
- 29:56Speaker 3: had a parenting podcast.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Wow.
- 29:59Speaker 3: And that's been erased from the internet.
- 30:02Speaker 4: He's so cute. Yeah. He's cute too.
- 30:04Speaker 3: She's got a lot of cute guys in her life.
- 30:07Speaker 3: And then he and she wrote a book about blended
- 30:11Speaker 3: families and a children's book about chipmunks and squirrels living
- 30:16Speaker 3: together in a tree.
- 30:19Speaker 4: House with podcast equipment. Wow.
- 30:23Speaker 3: And how to make a family work at a podcast.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Dang. And so.
- 30:28Speaker 3: That also could have pushed her to the edge of
- 30:30Speaker 3: being like, dude, go do something else. I'm going to
- 30:32Speaker 3: go fuck my co-host TJ.
- 30:34Speaker 4: Oh, man.
- 30:35Speaker 3: That was just a year ago, less than a year ago,
- 30:37Speaker 3: that children's book came out.
- 30:38Speaker 4: That's usually the nail in the coffin.
- 30:42Speaker 3: I think a podcast with your mother-in-law, podcast with your mother-in-law,
- 30:48Speaker 3: not a great idea.
- 30:50Speaker 4: And children's book.
- 30:51Speaker 3: And then a children's book. Hmm. Those are two things
- 30:53Speaker 3: that kind of close up the vagina like a.
- 30:58Speaker 4: Get a.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Little dry down there.
- 31:01Speaker 4: She needed some excitement in her life. So what do
- 31:04Speaker 4: you see unfolding in this story? What's your prediction? I
- 31:07Speaker 4: do think....
- 31:10Speaker 3: Okay, I'll tell you exactly what I think.
- 31:11Speaker 4: I like that you come up with this like this.
- 31:14Speaker 3: This is what I hope because I feel like women...
- 31:18Speaker 3: It's always women have like the scarlet letter.
- 31:21Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 31:22Speaker 3: But being that he's a serial cheater, one has been
- 31:25Speaker 3: confirmed by, you know, page six with the married producer.
- 31:29Speaker 3: One has been confirmed by Heather McDowell and Juicy Scoop.
- 31:32Speaker 4: Alleged.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Okay.
- 31:33Speaker 4: It's been confirmed allegedly. Allegedly.
- 31:35Speaker 3: Allegedly. And that was like back in like 2005 or something.
- 31:41Speaker 4: Before your prediction. Hold on. Yes. Sorry. Not to interrupt.
- 31:44Speaker 3: You can interrupt.
- 31:45Speaker 4: The queen and her predictions.
- 31:46Speaker 3: You can interrupt.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Yes. Um, usually when these stories come out, if there's
- 31:50Speaker 4: other skeletons in your closet, it then gives other people
- 31:53Speaker 4: free reign to reveal. Like the person writing you, these
- 31:58Speaker 4: people might be writing page six or whoever. Come to,
- 32:02Speaker 4: there might be more coming. We don't know. What's your prediction?
- 32:06Speaker 3: My prediction is he gets the boot. Oh, and she
- 32:10Speaker 3: gets to stay.
- 32:11Speaker 4: I don't know how that could, I don't know how
- 32:14Speaker 4: that could happen.
- 32:15Speaker 3: No, because he also had the other affair.
- 32:18Speaker 4: I feel like it's both. It would either be... Okay.
- 32:21Speaker 4: They would either have to both go or both stay.
- 32:24Speaker 3: I don't... I think it's... I mean, yeah, but then
- 32:29Speaker 3: they said, they said it in the very beginning, having
- 32:32Speaker 3: this relationship is not grounds for firing. Right. But then
- 32:37Speaker 3: there's that gray area of where contracts say we can
- 32:40Speaker 3: fire you for a moral clause. But is a moral
- 32:43Speaker 3: clause having an adult consensual... adult consensual sexual relationship with
- 32:50Speaker 3: someone who's already separated from their spouse and their spouse
- 32:54Speaker 3: knows because that's the story they told. And I don't
- 32:57Speaker 3: think their spouses really want them to get divorced. Do
- 32:59Speaker 3: you think Andrew Hsu, who doesn't have a podcast with
- 33:02Speaker 3: his mother-in-law anymore and a children's book about chipmunks, do
- 33:05Speaker 3: you think he really wants her to lose her $ 2
- 33:07Speaker 3: million job a year?
- 33:09Speaker 4: Probably not.
- 33:09Speaker 3: Probably not, because he can collect alimony. So I think
- 33:12Speaker 3: the spouses should probably sign off and say, we were
- 33:15Speaker 3: separated already, so there was no cheating. Therefore, what they
- 33:21Speaker 3: did together is not a moral mistake or whatever.
- 33:26Speaker 4: I think for either of them to get fired over
- 33:28Speaker 4: this legally makes it dicey for the company. Right. Because
- 33:33Speaker 4: of what you're saying. How do you determine what who
- 33:38Speaker 4: determines the moral line? You know what I mean?
- 33:42Speaker 3: Or, I got it already. They both resign.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Okay. And get a severance package.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Get a huge fucking severance package.
- 33:51Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 33:52Speaker 3: She starts her own podcast.
- 33:54Speaker 4: With her mother.
- 33:54Speaker 3: With her mom.
- 33:56Speaker 4: Which is the same mom. On divorce.
- 34:03Speaker 3: On divorce, third time's the charm or whatever. And TJ
- 34:08Speaker 3: does the same thing.
- 34:09Speaker 4: Okay.
- 34:10Speaker 3: But he does it with other men that have cheated
- 34:12Speaker 3: on their wives. And, like, how to get over this.
- 34:16Speaker 3: And he and Amy are a couple, but only for
- 34:19Speaker 3: about nine months.
- 34:21Speaker 4: And then that's it. They break up. Okay.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Because she finds out he's been cheating.
- 34:25Speaker 4: But maybe at this point she's like, whatevs. Maybe it's
- 34:28Speaker 4: that good that she's like, hey, whatevs.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Everything that's that good, if it starts to become complicated.
- 34:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Like, I think there's a difference between... You finish a show.
- 34:40Speaker 3: You're on the high of the show. Maybe he's touching
- 34:42Speaker 3: you under the table or whatever. You're like, and next
- 34:44Speaker 3: we'll be right back with a great new ABC fun
- 34:48Speaker 3: family lineup.
- 34:49Speaker 4: And then it's like, you know.
- 34:51Speaker 3: And then it's that quick kind of boning that's just
- 34:56Speaker 3: don't even take off your clothes.
- 34:57Speaker 4: It's like that secretive lust. Over the, you know. Over
- 35:01Speaker 4: the Spanx?
- 35:02Speaker 3: No, over the skirt. I was going to say what
- 35:04Speaker 3: do you call it? The secretary skirt. Like that tight skirt.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Pull that up. In a small room. That's where they
- 35:10Speaker 3: meet or their dressing rooms. They bone there. It's a
- 35:14Speaker 3: quick bone. And then that's the fun. And then while
- 35:19Speaker 3: she's with Andrew. And he's like, you know, I thought
- 35:22Speaker 3: of a great idea for a follow-up to our children's book.
- 35:24Speaker 3: She's like, mm-hmm. And then he's like, I fucking can
- 35:27Speaker 3: still taste you.
- 35:28Speaker 4: He gets a text like that. Somebody's been having fantasies.
- 35:31Speaker 4: Someone's having a good morning America fantasy over there.
- 35:36Speaker 3: No, infidelity is my favorite genre of TV and television.
- 35:40Speaker 4: It's my favorite genre. It is.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Anything about infidelity is like my favorite thing to see
- 35:45Speaker 3: out there. On TV or in movies.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Okay.
- 35:48Speaker 3: So that's something that happens where it's like you're like
- 35:51Speaker 3: the mom and you're like, yes, I'm going to get.
- 35:54Speaker 3: Do you have her soccer shoes?
- 35:56Speaker 4: And then like. And then you get the dirty tags. Yeah.
- 35:59Speaker 3: And then you have to go to the bathroom, change
- 36:01Speaker 3: your underwear. You're so wet.
- 36:03Speaker 4: I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:05Speaker 4: With a cross cut off. And now I'm just.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Now I'm just remembering my co-host inside me.
- 36:11Speaker 4: Wow, Heather. Sorry. Dang. Keep it in your pants over there,
- 36:16Speaker 4: you juicy scooper. Anyway, there you go.
- 36:18Speaker 3: We'll see what happens.
- 36:19Speaker 4: That's a sexy scoop for you.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Are you someone that ever wants to go to Art Basel?
- 36:25Speaker 4: I mean, I never have.
- 36:28Speaker 3: It's one of those things I definitely would have predicted
- 36:30Speaker 3: that someone would have invited.
- 36:32Speaker 4: Me to by now.
- 36:34Speaker 3: And I would have experienced it.
- 36:35Speaker 4: To buy some art or just to drink champagne.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Just to like be invited to a party or like, hi,
- 36:39Speaker 3: oh my God, come to this thing.
- 36:40Speaker 4: Put you on this list.
- 36:42Speaker 3: We're friends. We're going to dinner before.
- 36:44Speaker 4: Has not happened. It's kind of like the Sundance of Miami, right?
- 36:50Speaker 3: I thought that would happen for me too. And then
- 36:52Speaker 3: this year it was supposed to.
- 36:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:54Speaker 3: And then they canceled it because of COVID.
- 36:56Speaker 4: They cancel which part? Sundance?
- 36:58Speaker 3: Sundance, yeah. Yeah.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Well, it's like people are going, they're like, we're going
- 37:01Speaker 4: there for movies. Really, they're just going there for parties
- 37:04Speaker 4: and gifting suites. Right. The same with this. There's like,
- 37:06Speaker 4: it's for the art, but really they want to party.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Anyway, two like artists started their art like in the,
- 37:14Speaker 3: I don't know, this was part of the art. Where
- 37:16Speaker 3: one girl squeezed the breast of the other to milk it. Now,
- 37:20Speaker 3: some people said we thought it might have been a
- 37:23Speaker 3: prosthetic boob where the milk was coming out. Others were like, no,
- 37:27Speaker 3: that was her tit. And they were like, who wants
- 37:30Speaker 3: to buy this milk? And they started an auction to
- 37:35Speaker 3: have the milk of this woman that everyone's watching her
- 37:37Speaker 3: squeeze the milk out. Anyway, it got up to $ 200, 000,
- 37:40Speaker 3: but then they kicked them out of the thing because
- 37:42Speaker 3: I guess they thought it was inappropriate.
- 37:44Speaker 4: Did they not have a permit to begin with?
- 37:47Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 37:47Speaker 4: Two ladies just sit down. They bring their own stool
- 37:53Speaker 4: and their own poster board. How did they get all
- 37:57Speaker 4: the way to the auction board?
- 37:59Speaker 3: I don't even understand. But I just think, I feel
- 38:03Speaker 3: like we're definitely in an era coming in where.
- 38:09Speaker 3: You know, the emperor has no clothes. We are trying
- 38:11Speaker 3: to figure out all the fake people, all the dumb.
- 38:14Speaker 3: And this feels very fake and weird and like not fake,
- 38:18Speaker 3: but just like, really, this is art.
- 38:20Speaker 4: Oh, come on.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Like, what's going to be next? Like me just taking
- 38:23Speaker 3: a bucket and peeing like in the middle. Would that
- 38:26Speaker 3: be art?
- 38:27Speaker 4: Maybe.
- 38:27Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing at Art Basel next year. I'm
- 38:29Speaker 3: going to pull up my skirt and I'm just going
- 38:31Speaker 3: to pee. And I'm going to be like, why can't
- 38:33Speaker 3: a woman just pee in public? Why?
- 38:36Speaker 4: Why?
- 38:36Speaker 3: And then, like, it's a femininity thing. Yeah.
- 38:39Speaker 4: I'm just picturing some security guard being like, um, there's
- 38:44Speaker 4: a boob out right now. Yeah, I don't know. I mean,
- 38:49Speaker 4: the fact that someone was going to pay $ 200, 000 for it.
- 38:52Speaker 4: And also, there's a lot of follow-up questions. They got
- 38:54Speaker 4: kicked out. Did the person who bid, like, give them
- 38:57Speaker 4: their Venmo? I don't know.
- 39:01Speaker 3: I prefer Zell.
- 39:02Speaker 4: But anyway. Okay.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Do you know what's going on with Todd Chrisley?
- 39:06Speaker 4: I saw, I mean, I don't know the latest, latest,
- 39:08Speaker 4: but I saw the sentencing. Is there more from since then?
- 39:12Speaker 3: So, will you look up, Annie, do we know when
- 39:15Speaker 3: they're going? Is there any word on when they're going? So,
- 39:18Speaker 3: of course, they both, this is Todd and Julie Chrisley
- 39:20Speaker 3: of Chrisley Knows Best. He's looking, I think it was
- 39:23Speaker 3: 12 years and she at seven. Everything they did, it's
- 39:28Speaker 3: not one misunderstanding. of like, oh, I didn't file something. No,
- 39:32Speaker 3: it's years and years and years of like bank fraud
- 39:36Speaker 3: and Bankruptcy.
- 39:37Speaker 4: Really?
- 39:38Speaker 3: Renting houses you didn't pay for that you lied about
- 39:40Speaker 3: your FICO score to get in.
- 39:42Speaker 4: Oh. Yeah, because I haven't looked into what actually happened.
- 39:45Speaker 4: It's so much stuff. And it was like tax stuff.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Didn't pay taxes for years. Didn't file or pay taxes
- 39:50Speaker 3: for years while you're on a TV show. Like, literally
- 39:52Speaker 3: did not file taxes for years that you were on
- 39:55Speaker 3: the U.S. That I never understand. Like, you're on the television.
- 39:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:58Speaker 3: And you got paid an enormous amount of money to
- 40:00Speaker 3: be the star of the show.
- 40:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:01Speaker 3: And you just didn't file, nor did you pay.
- 40:04Speaker 4: But they... You will report to prison just over.
- 40:08Speaker 3: January 15th. So they have these kids. So he has
- 40:16Speaker 3: two kids from his first marriage. That one kid is
- 40:19Speaker 3: named Kyle. And he had a child with this woman.
- 40:23Speaker 3: I think her name is... Let me see if they
- 40:26Speaker 3: say her name. Angela Johnson is her name.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Okay.
- 40:29Speaker 3: And.
- 40:32Speaker 3: He had some drug issues, the son, and I guess
- 40:36Speaker 3: she had some issues. She ended up going to jail
- 40:39Speaker 3: for doing some fraudulent stuff with Medicaid.
- 40:43Speaker 4: Okay.
- 40:43Speaker 3: So then they, he and his wife, the grandpa and
- 40:46Speaker 3: the grandma, got custody of the little girl who's now 10.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Okay.
- 40:49Speaker 3: And she's featured on the show and everything.
- 40:51Speaker 4: That's the little girl right there.
- 40:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Okay.
- 40:52Speaker 3: And she's featured on the show and everything. And this,
- 40:56Speaker 3: the mom is like, the biological mom is... It's like, well,
- 40:59Speaker 3: now that the two grandparents who took custody of my
- 41:02Speaker 3: biological child are going to prison, and I am here,
- 41:07Speaker 3: can I have my child back? You know, you took
- 41:09Speaker 3: my child because I did this horrific crime of, like,
- 41:13Speaker 3: doing something a little bit fraudulent with Medicaid or whatever.
- 41:16Speaker 4: And it turns out they were more fraudulent.
- 41:19Speaker 3: They're, like, they have to give back, like, $ 11 million
- 41:22Speaker 3: or some ridiculous amount. Whoa, that's a lot of money.
- 41:25Speaker 4: Yeah, so... So how old is this? Do we know
- 41:29Speaker 4: how old she is now?
- 41:29Speaker 3: She's like 10. And so the younger daughter, who's 25,
- 41:35Speaker 3: said before this woman spoke up last week, she goes,
- 41:38Speaker 3: I'm going to have custody of my 16-year-old brother, who's
- 41:41Speaker 3: this younger kid here. Now he's 16. I'm going to have,
- 41:44Speaker 3: and my little sister slash niece, really. And so this
- 41:50Speaker 3: woman's trying to get the custody back. I just thought
- 41:54Speaker 3: it was, like, pretty... It just goes... It's just the
- 41:57Speaker 3: fraud of, like, you know, oh, we're going to have this,
- 41:59Speaker 3: you know, we're going to get this child. And they
- 42:01Speaker 3: may have thought that that might have been best for
- 42:03Speaker 3: the child. And I don't know if this woman is good,
- 42:05Speaker 3: you know, like... Yeah, it might be best that she
- 42:08Speaker 3: stays with 25-year-old Savannah, but I just thought that was
- 42:11Speaker 3: pretty interesting.
- 42:13Speaker 4: And they, I guess, laid it out in court that
- 42:17Speaker 4: the wife was all-knowing about all this stuff? Like, they were.
- 42:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there was... There was more that he
- 42:23Speaker 3: did because there was more emails with him and the
- 42:26Speaker 3: guy that turned it all in. And that guy's getting
- 42:29Speaker 3: three years.
- 42:30Speaker 4: I heard about that guy. Yeah.
- 42:31Speaker 3: And he said we had a gay relationship and everything.
- 42:34Speaker 3: And he's like, no, he was obsessed with me. The
- 42:37Speaker 3: person I am obsessed with is my wife, Julie, who
- 42:40Speaker 3: I love to make love to all the time while
- 42:42Speaker 3: we read the Bible in between. And so, yes, there
- 42:48Speaker 3: was enough evidence that she was aware. And then she
- 42:50Speaker 3: did her own thing. Like, one of the things that
- 42:53Speaker 3: she did completely on her own was falsify a credit
- 42:57Speaker 3: report to make her FICO look higher. And literally she, like,
- 43:00Speaker 3: would take it and, like, cut it with scissors and, like,
- 43:03Speaker 3: and then, like, make a copy of it. Like, it
- 43:04Speaker 3: wasn't even, like, good Photoshopping.
- 43:07Speaker 4: I don't know how people even come up with stuff.
- 43:09Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 43:10Speaker 3: And then rented this house in L.A.
- 43:12Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 43:13Speaker 3: And then never paid.
- 43:15Speaker 6: Oh.
- 43:16Speaker 3: And then, you know, you know how long it takes
- 43:19Speaker 3: to get people out.
- 43:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:20Speaker 3: In California, in LA.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Oh no.
- 43:22Speaker 3: Like six months.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Oh really? Yeah.
- 43:24Speaker 3: So they, you squat there and, and so I'm like,
- 43:28Speaker 3: you know, so.
- 43:28Speaker 4: This was while they were on TV. Yeah.
- 43:31Speaker 3: Cause they've been on TV for like 10 years. I, it's.
- 43:34Speaker 4: Always fascinating to me that people, very known people are
- 43:38Speaker 4: doing this stuff cause it feels like it always comes out.
- 43:41Speaker 3: I think it's just the ultimate form of like narcissism
- 43:45Speaker 3: that you just think like my shit don't stink.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Right.
- 43:49Speaker 3: Right. I can do whatever I want. I can spend
- 43:51Speaker 3: whatever I want. I can take whatever I want. And
- 43:55Speaker 3: then act like, oh, my God.
- 43:57Speaker 4: You know?
- 43:58Speaker 3: Because we listened to their podcast, and I said they
- 44:00Speaker 3: sounded like Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. Oh, right. And
- 44:03Speaker 3: their show wasn't even, like, necessarily religious. But, you know,
- 44:07Speaker 3: now they're truly having the come-to-Jesus moment. And they're really... And,
- 44:12Speaker 3: you know, when they talk.
- 44:13Speaker 4: It is... It is comforting.
- 44:14Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever watched like evangelists on TV.
- 44:17Speaker 3: Like growing up, I kind of liked it. I was like,
- 44:19Speaker 3: I liked it. Like it was calming to me. I
- 44:21Speaker 3: was like, yes. And they'd be like, child, when you
- 44:24Speaker 3: look up at that big sky and you know that
- 44:27Speaker 3: the Lord has wrapped his arms around you like a
- 44:30Speaker 3: little child, I'd be like, ah, yeah. Like, I mean,
- 44:33Speaker 3: I like even listening to this, I know that they're
- 44:36Speaker 3: so full of shit, but I'm like, well, I kind
- 44:37Speaker 3: of love that they have each other's back. Like they're
- 44:39Speaker 3: like a hundred percent. Like we love each other. Yeah.
- 44:44Speaker 3: And they're going to go away for so long. And
- 44:46Speaker 3: I'm just so curious to see, like, will they really
- 44:50Speaker 3: be that couple that writes each other for all those
- 44:53Speaker 3: years and then come out as like two old little
- 44:56Speaker 3: non-plastic surgery old faces? Because, I mean, he's like, I
- 45:00Speaker 3: think he's like 52. I think they're like both like
- 45:02Speaker 3: 50 something.
- 45:04Speaker 4: He used to love Chelsea Lately. Did you know that?
- 45:06Speaker 3: No, but I can see it.
- 45:08Speaker 4: I was on a plane once and he was like,
- 45:12Speaker 4: It was years and years. The show was still on.
- 45:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:15Speaker 4: And he said he was a huge fan of the show. Again, not.
- 45:20Speaker 3: A lot of straight men loved Chelsea lately. I don't know. Yeah.
- 45:27Speaker 4: I'm just telling you what he said.
- 45:28Speaker 3: Annie just told me there's somebody, she went to the
- 45:31Speaker 3: grocery store and this guy's like, oh, how's your day going?
- 45:34Speaker 3: You know, he's checking. She said he was checking her out.
- 45:37Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, stop your bragging. She's like, no, he
- 45:38Speaker 3: was actually checking me out, like putting my things.
- 45:41Speaker 4: In the bag.
- 45:43Speaker 3: So then she went on to actually say what she
- 45:45Speaker 3: does for a living and everything. And so he's a
- 45:47Speaker 3: huge juicy scooper. Look at that. And I go, well,
- 45:50Speaker 3: do you think he was gay? And she's like, he was.
- 45:53Speaker 3: He wasn't presenting gay.
- 45:55Speaker 4: Yeah. Presenting gay.
- 45:57Speaker 3: Yeah, he was masculine presenting male.
- 45:59Speaker 4: Yes.
- 46:00Speaker 3: That's what you say now. I don't know if you
- 46:01Speaker 3: know that. That's the proper way to say it. Get
- 46:04Speaker 3: with the program, Fortune. But I know there are some
- 46:10Speaker 3: guys now that listen to my show. But anyway, Todd Chrisley,
- 46:14Speaker 3: you know what? Make lemonade out of lemons when you're
- 46:17Speaker 3: in prison.
- 46:17Speaker 4: They might get out. People get out early.
- 46:20Speaker 3: No, federal, you have to do like 85%.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Oh, really? Okay.
- 46:25Speaker 3: It's a little bit nicer in a prison situation.
- 46:27Speaker 4: Like a Martha Stewart sitch?
- 46:29Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're not with murderers and stuff.
- 46:33Speaker 4: Oh, okay. That's good.
- 46:35Speaker 3: So you can do a little more with your day
- 46:38Speaker 3: and feel a little safer.
- 46:40Speaker 4: Okay. Interesting. Maybe he'll be ripped when he gets out.
- 46:44Speaker 3: It's such a long time. Speaking of which, do you
- 46:47Speaker 3: know who this guy is?
- 46:49Speaker 4: That was the Stormy Daniels guy?
- 46:51Speaker 3: Michael Avenatti.
- 46:52Speaker 4: He just got 14 years in prison. Whoa. Oh, didn't
- 46:57Speaker 4: he try to... Didn't he try to.
- 47:01Speaker 3: He basically was a Tom Girardi light. Oh. So, he
- 47:05Speaker 3: did a lot of things.
- 47:05Speaker 4: He tried to extort somebody, right?
- 47:07Speaker 3: He tried to extort... But, like, Nike.
- 47:09Speaker 4: Wasn't it Nike?
- 47:10Speaker 3: Nike for $ 25 million.
- 47:11Speaker 4: But also Nike? Yeah. Like, they would have the biggest
- 47:15Speaker 4: lawyers in the world.
- 47:17Speaker 3: He basically went and was like, we're going to, like... go,
- 47:21Speaker 3: we're going to go to a press conference and like
- 47:23Speaker 3: expose the story of where you guys look awful with
- 47:25Speaker 3: this player or you give me 25 million. That was that.
- 47:27Speaker 3: She got in trouble for that. Stormy Daniels, he represented
- 47:32Speaker 3: Stormy Daniels and screwed her.
- 47:34Speaker 4: Over somehow for her book.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Like, yeah, she never got her money from him. Um,
- 47:40Speaker 3: And then he basically, there were all these cases that
- 47:45Speaker 3: he did for people, kind of like a Tom Girardi,
- 47:48Speaker 3: where then he'd have a windfall, and he'd be like,
- 47:51Speaker 3: oh my gosh, Fortune, you got $ 10 million. That's so great.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Here's a million. This $ 9 million, I just don't want
- 48:00Speaker 3: weird people to come after you. So I'm going to
- 48:04Speaker 3: do this with it, or I'm going to finance it,
- 48:06Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm going to make it even more expensive.
- 48:08Speaker 3: And then the little guy would try to come back like,
- 48:10Speaker 3: where's my money? And it's like, oh, you poor loser.
- 48:15Speaker 3: And then that's what would happen. Then you're like, well,
- 48:16Speaker 3: I guess I should just be happy with the $ 1
- 48:18Speaker 3: million I got even though I'm like, whatever, in a wheelchair.
- 48:20Speaker 4: Well, you feel like you can't fight some lawyer guy.
- 48:23Speaker 3: Like one of the guys, he was hurt in a prison.
- 48:28Speaker 3: Like he was in a prison and he like fell
- 48:30Speaker 3: off a balcony or something. And so he sued and
- 48:33Speaker 3: got all this money from the prison and then screwed
- 48:35Speaker 3: over that guy. So he'd act like he was, I'm
- 48:39Speaker 3: for the little guy.
- 48:40Speaker 4: Oh, I see.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Like, I'm for the little guy, but then he would
- 48:42Speaker 3: take all the money.
- 48:43Speaker 4: I had... What's up with all this white-collar crime?
- 48:46Speaker 3: I had a dinner with him.
- 48:48Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yeah. He was on a.
- 48:51Speaker 3: This is years ago. And Kelly Dodd of OC is like,
- 48:55Speaker 3: do you want to meet me out? I have a
- 48:57Speaker 3: date with this guy.
- 48:58Speaker 4: Was she on a date with him?
- 49:00Speaker 3: Kind of. Like, he was meeting her there.
- 49:02Speaker 4: And.
- 49:05Speaker 3: She's like, he's kind of like this hot attorney.
- 49:06Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 49:07Speaker 3: He's like trying to sue Donald Trump or something. I'm like, yeah,
- 49:09Speaker 3: I want to go. And I'm like, this sounds like
- 49:11Speaker 3: a juicy dinner. And then two, like, and then this
- 49:14Speaker 3: gay couple.
- 49:15Speaker 4: It was more of a meet cute than a date.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Yeah. And then these two other gay guys. So we
- 49:20Speaker 3: go to dinner.
- 49:21Speaker 4: And, you know, he was hot.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Like, he was a little bit short for me.
- 49:26Speaker 4: Oh, he's hot?
- 49:27Speaker 3: I thought he was pretty hot. I thought he was
- 49:29Speaker 3: pretty hot.
- 49:30Speaker 6: Okay.
- 49:31Speaker 3: And very charming, told really good juicy stories about his
- 49:35Speaker 3: first wife.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Love that.
- 49:37Speaker 3: Yeah. His first wife was cheating on him. He told
- 49:39Speaker 3: me how he found out. Then he got this other,
- 49:42Speaker 3: then he had another wife, I think. And then another
- 49:44Speaker 3: girl with a baby.
- 49:46Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 49:46Speaker 3: He had all this, but he was single and he
- 49:47Speaker 3: was like pursuing Kelly, but it didn't work out. She
- 49:50Speaker 3: married somebody else. But, um, and then I saw him
- 49:54Speaker 3: in another party, Leah Black's party. And I was like, well,
- 49:56Speaker 3: you come on Juicy Scoop and, I texted him. He's like, sure,
- 49:59Speaker 3: come to my office Wednesday. He got arrested on Monday,
- 50:02Speaker 3: whatever that was.
- 50:03Speaker 4: He missed being on Juicy Scoop. I know, I know.
- 50:10Speaker 4: Do you think he told the FBI, guys, can we
- 50:13Speaker 4: make this Thursday?
- 50:15Speaker 3: I have to go to Woodland Hills. Apparently they validate
- 50:18Speaker 3: the parking and it's going to be worth my time.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Can we just postpone this three more days? I have
- 50:25Speaker 4: to be on the Juicy Scoop.
- 50:27Speaker 3: Scoop! Anyway, again, these people are getting a lot of time.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes, she got 11 years. Oh, he also has
- 50:37Speaker 3: to pay back $ 11 million. So he got 14 years.
- 50:40Speaker 3: Todd and Julie, Elizabeth Holmes, and now Jen Shah. We're
- 50:45Speaker 3: going to find out what Jen Shah's fate is.
- 50:47Speaker 4: When's that coming?
- 50:48Speaker 3: That's like June. That's like January of something.
- 50:52Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know. Yeah, break.
- 50:55Speaker 3: Meghan Markle's podcast producer quits days after the Archwell chief resigns.
- 51:01Speaker 4: What's Archwell chief? I feel like I learned about all
- 51:04Speaker 4: the scoop. I learned all the scoop from you. I
- 51:06Speaker 4: don't ever know what's going on.
- 51:07Speaker 3: I don't know why this girl quit. You never know.
- 51:10Speaker 3: it doesn't mean that Megan was a nightmare or anything,
- 51:13Speaker 3: but you know, this is kind of interesting. So they,
- 51:16Speaker 3: they did the first season of the podcast.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Okay.
- 51:18Speaker 3: They're like, we don't know if the podcast is going
- 51:19Speaker 3: to come back. And I'm like, you don't know if
- 51:21Speaker 3: the podcast is going to come back. There's literally this
- 51:24Speaker 3: girl before she took the job is like standing in
- 51:26Speaker 3: front of the biggest building with this entire, like in the.
- 51:31Speaker 4: Middle of LA, like arch. Oh really?
- 51:34Speaker 3: Well, or whatever it's called. Like, And I'm like, God.
- 51:37Speaker 4: Is that the name of the podcast? Yes. Oh, I see.
- 51:40Speaker 4: I mean, but anyway.
- 51:41Speaker 3: So she quit and so did this other person quit.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 51:44Speaker 3: So then the documentary comes out.
- 51:46Speaker 4: Okay. I haven't seen the documentary.
- 51:49Speaker 3: It comes out like, no, it comes out like the
- 51:51Speaker 3: 9th or something.
- 51:51Speaker 4: Oh, it hasn't come out yet.
- 51:52Speaker 3: The trailer comes out.
- 51:53Speaker 4: I see.
- 51:55Speaker 3: The trailer has four different photo situations, like videos where
- 52:00Speaker 3: they're showing like paparazzi chasing them.
- 52:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 52:03Speaker 3: That has been proven. Yeah. To be stock footage from
- 52:06Speaker 3: something else.
- 52:07Speaker 4: Really?
- 52:08Speaker 3: Yes. So, according to Yahoo and many others, one photo
- 52:15Speaker 3: is Harry being hounded by the press. And it's been
- 52:17Speaker 3: cropped to hide that it was actually taken in 2007
- 52:20Speaker 3: when he was with his ex-girlfriend, Chelsea Davi.
- 52:22Speaker 4: But is this proven? Yeah. Or this is hearsay?
- 52:27Speaker 3: No, these have been proven. The second one was, let
- 52:32Speaker 3: me just get to it. The second one this guy wrote,
- 52:34Speaker 3: this is from Jesus Enrique Rosa, said the paparazzi right
- 52:41Speaker 3: after Harry and Meghan, this distressed shot, is from a
- 52:46Speaker 3: Katie Price photo shoot, not what they're trying to present.
- 52:51Speaker 3: Then the other one was, there's another one that seems
- 52:58Speaker 3: like the press is being intrusive as Harry and Meghan
- 53:01Speaker 3: walk with their son. Archie and he was just a baby.
- 53:05Speaker 3: And then this guy who was the photographer says this
- 53:09Speaker 3: photograph was of Harry and Meghan to suggest intrusion by
- 53:14Speaker 3: the press is complete travesty. It was taken from an
- 53:17Speaker 3: accredited pool at the Archbishop of Tudor's residence in Cape Town.
- 53:22Speaker 3: Only three people were in the accredited position and Harry
- 53:25Speaker 3: and Meghan agreed to the position I was there. So
- 53:29Speaker 3: there's like a photo of like, it looks like the
- 53:30Speaker 3: guy's taking a photo and they're walking with their baby.
- 53:33Speaker 3: And the way the trailer is, it's just like the
- 53:35Speaker 3: nightmare that they lived. Very similar to Diana.
- 53:40Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 53:41Speaker 3: And like, oh my God. And he's like, I have
- 53:43Speaker 3: to protect her and this and that. And then this
- 53:46Speaker 3: is my favorite. Huh. This photo, the image used in
- 53:51Speaker 3: the trailer was actually taken at the London premiere of
- 53:54Speaker 3: Harry Potter X. And the Deadly Holloways.
- 53:57Speaker 4: Well, that is shocking that the premiere was that. Deadly Hollows.
- 54:02Speaker 4: The premiere was that huge.
- 54:04Speaker 3: Well, it was 2011.
- 54:05Speaker 4: Look at all those photographers.
- 54:08Speaker 3: So the thing is, does it mean that Harry and...
- 54:12Speaker 3: And Megan said, I have a great idea. Get other
- 54:15Speaker 3: photos that make it look more like we've been hounded.
- 54:19Speaker 3: I think this is the mistake of the production company.
- 54:21Speaker 4: Like they're just using stock photos.
- 54:23Speaker 3: Yeah, to make it look heightened. And Eagle Eyes figured
- 54:28Speaker 3: it out. Literally matched it with the same people and
- 54:31Speaker 3: everything to say it. This is according to Yahoo Lifestyle.
- 54:35Speaker 3: And Raider Online also reported it. And I had already
- 54:38Speaker 3: seen other things on it. So I think it is true.
- 54:41Speaker 4: So, I mean, and they are so picked apart, like,
- 54:45Speaker 4: everything they say and everything they do, that if someone
- 54:49Speaker 4: else decided this for them, I would be pissed. Because
- 54:53Speaker 4: you would know, like, God, we are so, you know,
- 54:56Speaker 4: picked apart with everything. Of course people are going to,
- 54:58Speaker 4: you know, pick apart this, too.
- 55:01Speaker 3: I would think it would fall on... whatever production company
- 55:04Speaker 3: did their documentary. I mean, that's who, it's not, also,
- 55:08Speaker 3: it's not even like Netflix. Netflix isn't going to be like,
- 55:11Speaker 3: now was this photo from, no, you show the film
- 55:13Speaker 3: and they're like, looks great.
- 55:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Let's play it. Let's watch it. And I mean, it's
- 55:17Speaker 3: not like she would remember.
- 55:19Speaker 4: Were they at that premiere though?
- 55:22Speaker 3: No, because this was 2011. So they weren't even.
- 55:24Speaker 4: Together in 2011. Oh, right, right. That's true.
- 55:28Speaker 3: It's, I'll be watching.
- 55:30Speaker 4: I'll be watching. I'm going to watch it, too.
- 55:32Speaker 3: Someone made this Heather and Peter, the documentary, coming spring.
- 55:36Speaker 3: And then they wrote, this is Jacob. He's a juicy scoop. Oh,
- 55:41Speaker 3: Jacob Havlick.
- 55:42Speaker 4: That's right.
- 55:43Speaker 3: And he said, when the stakes are this high, wouldn't
- 55:46Speaker 3: you want to hear it from us?
- 55:49Speaker 4: There you go. Look at Peter's.
- 55:51Speaker 3: Peter looks so good in a nice blazer.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Has he worn a blazer?
- 55:57Speaker 5: No.
- 55:57Speaker 3: And even at the Christmas party that you missed.
- 55:59Speaker 4: I know.
- 56:00Speaker 3: Brandy. Brandy and Julie.
- 56:02Speaker 4: She's like.
- 56:04Speaker 3: I'm like in a fucking gown. Like a cocktail dress.
- 56:07Speaker 4: Why did you wear a gown?
- 56:08Speaker 3: I wore a cocktail dress. Okay. Because it was my
- 56:10Speaker 3: party and I'm taking photos.
- 56:11Speaker 4: And I was like. I expected you to wear a.
- 56:12Speaker 4: I wanted to look.
- 56:13Speaker 3: I wanted to just like. You know how many times
- 56:15Speaker 3: you can even get dressed up. Right. So I knew
- 56:17Speaker 3: I'd be overdressed.
- 56:18Speaker 4: Okay. But I was like. And Peter didn't match your look?
- 56:22Speaker 4: I was like, you know what?
- 56:23Speaker 3: It's not even worth the effort.
- 56:25Speaker 4: You didn't ask him to wear a blazer? I asked
- 56:27Speaker 4: him to.
- 56:28Speaker 3: No, I was kind of more thinking about what I
- 56:30Speaker 3: was wearing getting out the door.
- 56:32Speaker 4: Right.
- 56:34Speaker 3: And then like a short sleeve collared shirt.
- 56:36Speaker 4: That's it.
- 56:37Speaker 3: Not even a long sleeve. But I'm glad Brandi called
- 56:40Speaker 3: him out. She's like, are you sick?
- 56:41Speaker 4: Like, really?
- 56:43Speaker 3: For the annual Christmas party.
- 56:44Speaker 4: Where's your blazer, Peter? You got this show pony over
- 56:49Speaker 4: here dressed up.
- 56:51Speaker 3: Um, uh, Lady Gaga's, this is, finally justice has happened.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Remember the pugs?
- 56:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Um, Well, this guy should get punishment. He literally
- 57:03Speaker 4: shot her dog walker. And thank God he did.
- 57:05Speaker 3: He got convicted of attempted murder. I mean, he should.
- 57:08Speaker 4: So he's doing 21 years.
- 57:09Speaker 3: I know, the poor dog walker. And anyway, it was
- 57:11Speaker 3: proven that absolutely her dogs were not, they didn't know,
- 57:16Speaker 3: they were just targeting.
- 57:17Speaker 4: A random person.
- 57:18Speaker 3: Good looking dogs that are purebreds.
- 57:20Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'm sure once they realized it was
- 57:23Speaker 4: a very famous person.
- 57:25Speaker 3: So that's when they dropped it off to try to
- 57:26Speaker 3: get the money. Yeah.
- 57:27Speaker 4: To try to get the ransom.
- 57:29Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 57:29Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 57:30Speaker 3: But he got 21 years. I don't know if you
- 57:33Speaker 3: ever do this, Fortune, but you should not. Because Guns
- 57:37Speaker 3: N' Roses, Axl Rose, he, for the last 30 years,
- 57:41Speaker 3: you do a tradition of tossing his microphone into the crowd.
- 57:44Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 57:45Speaker 3: But he is not going to do it anymore after
- 57:47Speaker 3: he hit an Australian woman who now has two black eyes.
- 57:50Speaker 4: How did one mic? Cause that.
- 57:52Speaker 3: I don't know how you'd have two.
- 57:54Speaker 4: And that microphone in particular looks like it has a
- 57:58Speaker 4: soft thing on the top. But unless the bar part
- 58:01Speaker 4: hit her.
- 58:03Speaker 3: You know what? I kind of wonder about that. Now
- 58:06Speaker 3: I'm kind of wondering. It could be that it hit
- 58:10Speaker 3: her so hard on the nose maybe. Then the blood.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Yeah. Came down here.
- 58:15Speaker 3: Yeah. Because what I felt when I fainted and I
- 58:18Speaker 3: hit the back of my head. Then my eyes became black.
- 58:20Speaker 3: black and it wasn't... I never fell on my face.
- 58:22Speaker 4: You're so lucky that you were okay from that. I know.
- 58:25Speaker 4: I was thinking about that the other day. Me too.
- 58:26Speaker 4: People like die from that stuff. I know.
- 58:30Speaker 3: And I can't believe I was like in the hospital
- 58:32Speaker 3: for two days. I'm like never in the hospital. Thank
- 58:34Speaker 3: God I'm so lucky. I'm like the last time I
- 58:36Speaker 3: was in the hospital I came home with a baby.
- 58:38Speaker 4: And as far as I can tell, no brain damage. No.
- 58:43Speaker 3: The only thing I have, the only residual effect I have,
- 58:46Speaker 3: which they said I could have this up to two years,
- 58:48Speaker 3: so it'll be one year in February, is... Sometimes if
- 58:52Speaker 3: I lay down or get up really quick or something.
- 58:55Speaker 4: I feel a little like. A little lightheaded.
- 58:57Speaker 3: Like a little, like I just stop for a second.
- 58:59Speaker 3: I feel a little dizzy.
- 59:00Speaker 4: You bang your head so hard. Yeah, but that's it. Otherwise. Crazy.
- 59:06Speaker 4: Jesse James.
- 59:07Speaker 3: Do you remember what a delight this is?
- 59:08Speaker 4: Jesse James. we were on Chelsea when he cheated.
- 59:13Speaker 3: The biggest scandal. So Jesse James is this guy that
- 59:18Speaker 3: was really at his height when he was married to
- 59:21Speaker 3: Sandra Bullock.
- 59:22Speaker 4: Everybody loved his TV show. Loved him.
- 59:24Speaker 3: He had a show on cable about like.
- 59:26Speaker 4: Motorcycles. Yeah, and it was just like, he was.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Like a sexy, like, Tattooed, but like every man.
- 59:33Speaker 4: But like manly. When he got like Sandra Bullock, I
- 59:36Speaker 4: was like, because she was like the girl.
- 59:40Speaker 3: Yes.
- 59:40Speaker 4: She was like girl next door. Like every movie crushed.
- 59:45Speaker 4: I mean, still.
- 59:46Speaker 3: But people were like, I thought it was like a
- 59:49Speaker 3: good move for her. I'm like, oh my God, you're
- 59:51Speaker 3: with this hot like tattooed guy that's like into like,
- 59:55Speaker 3: manly thing.
- 59:56Speaker 4: I was not into it.
- 59:58Speaker 3: I didn't have a problem with it.
- 59:59Speaker 4: I was not into it.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: Do you remember how angry people got when Julia Roberts
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: dated Lyle Lovitz?
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: Yeah, they did not like that.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Like visceral, horrible reaction. I'm like, God, like people are
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: just like, he's so ugly. How could she? I'm like, God,
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: I know. But this one, I felt like people were like,
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: It's kind of supportive. They were more intrigued.
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: It's like a mix, whatever.
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: And then, so I looked. Okay, so anyway, he got
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: in trouble with his pregnant former porn star fifth wife.
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: Her last name is Rotten?
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: This is.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: It says Bonnie Rotten. That's what this says.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that's her real name or
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: her stage name.
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: Because she was a porn star.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: I see.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: Anyway, she is his fifth wife.
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: Fifth.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: Wow. And he has three kids.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: And after three, you should just date. Don't you think?
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: Like, why get the government involved?
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: I think there's just guys and people that just are
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: total serial love bombers.
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: And I think he's a serial love bomber and a
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: serial cheater. And so he comes on hard. I think
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: from everything I've read... He does have a huge dick.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: They used to call it the white elephant. All those
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: girls that had to drive to Long Beach to bone
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: him in his back room. Remember that? All those back
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: in the days when we just had to get the
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: news from like InTouch. And it was hot tattooed girl
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: after hot tattooed girl that was like, oh, I met
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: him and I boned him. And like poor Sandra Bullock
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: is like, what the fuck?
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: I had no clue. She's all filming Miss Congeniality too. Yeah.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: No, she had just done Blindside.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: I love her. That's the thing.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: She won the Oscar for Blindside, and he was in
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: the audience, and she did not know that he was
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: cheating on her, and she, like, toasted him.
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: And then, like, days later, the story broke.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: That's the worst.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: So this girl gets pissed, and she goes on her stories,
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: and she's like, I can't believe I've been betrayed. This
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: guy cheated on me while I'm pregnant. He goes on
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: and is like, what's everyone talking about? Anyway, she stopped
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: the filing.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: She's back with him.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: And she's like, I just want to enjoy my pregnancy,
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: so shut up. But then I looked up that at
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: one time he was engaged to Kat Von D twice.
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: They broke up, got back engaged. And she then said, no,
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: he cheated on me with so many women.
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's like, that's his... Everyone knows that whoever
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: he's with at this point, this girl, well, if she
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: sticks around or not, he cannot be with someone who
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: thinks he's going to be monogamous. He's not ever. So
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: if you're with him, you have to know that you're
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: signing up for him to do. I'm not saying it's right,
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: but you have to know that he's going to be
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: with many women.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: And, and for, for any woman to think he's going
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: to be monogamous, But just based on his history, it
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: just doesn't seem that that's going to add up.
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: Well, she's a porn star. So I think they have
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: like a pretty cool understanding of probably like, hey, you've
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: done some stuff and I've done some stuff. But together,
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: like our love has never been hotter and we're so
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: in sync. I want you to have my fucking baby.
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: So then she's all like wrapped up and then she
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: looks on his phone and realizes he's cheating again.
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: And all of the cheating's been, like, well-documented. Like, it's not, like,
- 1:03:25Speaker 4: a hearsay.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: No, I looked up the Wikipedia. Oh, okay. Because I
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: was like, is she wife four or five?
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: But she decided, no, I'm hoping that I just want
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: to enjoy my pregnancy and stay married to Jesse James.
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: I mean, he probably is like, babe, I mean, you
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: got a good life, right? You like your purse.
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: You know a man's got.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: Needs i imagine that's the conversation.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: I think he probably said you're crazy i was just
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: talking to this girl oh.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Gaslighting that's the other word that you i heard you
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: on a podcast a couple weeks ago saying gaslighting and
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: love bombing right yeah.
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: But i think he he is that 100 and then
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: he was just like and then she was just like
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: what am i gonna do like I'm a porn star.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: Not that she's having sex. I don't know if she's
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: still doing it. But she probably was like, all right,
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: just don't lie to me. I want to give you
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: all the plugs.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: Let me pop behind Heather and put my arm around her.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Viva Las Vegas! Do you know the story about Aubrey
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: O'Day when she had an affair with Donald Trump Jr.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: I vaguely remember this. And that was confirmed?
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: I mean, she's confirmed it.
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: Oh, but he never did?
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: No, I think he just ignores it.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: The story that she told and that she refers to
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: in page six, this writing, this is from page six,
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: that she referred to Donald Trump Jr. as her soulmate
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: in her first public interview about their long-rumored affair. So
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: she had done like a live interview podcast or something
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: years ago at the improv that basically she told the story.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: Maybe didn't say him, but it was like people figured
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: it out. She said when she was on The Apprentice,
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: at that time... Donald was not running for president. He
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: was on the show. He was married.
- 1:05:28Speaker 4: I don't know how.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Many kids he had at the time. Yeah, I don't
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: know how many times, but he was married at the time.
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: He's since gotten divorced. Okay. And is engaged to Kimberly.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: Who is the former wife of Democrat Gavin Newsom. Oh,
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: Gavin Newsom.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: That's right, yeah.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Which is just some juicy history that not everybody knows.
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little juicy.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: Kind of makes it fun.
- 1:05:48Speaker 4: A little juicy. Okay, anyway.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: So.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: She just said, like, you know, they had this amazing attraction. And, like,
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: she gets into the details of it and how, like,
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: they had this full-on affair while she was doing The Apprentice. And, like,
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: she really thought it was, like, going to work. Like,
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: that maybe they could go on further and, like, be
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: a real couple and everything.
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: And everyone's like, okay, fine. Like 20 years ago, like
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: who cares? Yeah. And now I don't know. I think
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: she's kind of a lost soul.
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: Now she's bringing it up again.
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: And he's like engaged and like, and it was like
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: 10 years ago.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: And you're like, girl, and he got divorced. So like, yeah.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: And so if he had felt the same way, once
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: he got divorced, he could have rekindled that, but he didn't.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh man. Um, Oh, wait.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: Here was that. Okay. Now, this is this thing that
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: I'm seeing everybody do on Instagram.
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Lensa is the app behind your friend's new profile pics.
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: Here's what artists have to say about it. So, we're
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: seeing these crazy photos that's supposed to be what you
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: look like if you're going to be in the AI
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: world or how they might see you in the future.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: And now there's some people being like, I don't know
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: about this, like how everyone's putting their faces on there.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: It could be a little bit dangerous.
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: And yeah, you're like giving them like, I don't.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: Know, access to your photos or DNA be involved in
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: this in any way.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: But like, so I've heard Kristen did it for me.
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: It costs 10.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: No, you get 10. The app is $ 10, I guess.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: And then you have to give them a bunch of photos.
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: You have to give them at least 10 photos, I guess.
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: I will say this. I've seen a lot of people's pictures.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: And so far from what I've seen, it's making people
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: way better looking.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: Oh, way better looking.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: Than what they look like.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: So we, she did it for me. She just pulled
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: them off the internet. Okay. And then she did it
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: for you. Oh, God. So here's mine. I freaking love it.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: Look how gorgeous that is.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: Look at that.
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: I mean, stunning. Like, I definitely want to go in
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: the AI world.
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: I'm, like, totally fine. Like, that is fine. If I could, like,
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: snap and actually look like that in the world. I
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: think the new thing is that mirrors are going to have, like, filters.
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. We don't want to know the truth.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: You don't want to know the truth.
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: And then you wake up and you're like, I.
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: Look fucking great. And you feel great about yourself. But
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: that's good.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Just like you do when you, like, are doing, like,
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: a story and you put on a filter and you're
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: talking and.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: You're, like... You can't figure out why no one will.
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: Ask you out on a date.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: Like, I'm gorgeous. What's happening?
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: I mean, stunning.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: And then, like, look how big.
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: Look at those big knockers.
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: And they're like... It's kind of my neck and kind
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: of my boobs, but the boobs are even better.
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: The boobs are enormous. Even better. Better.
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: The arms are thinner.
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: Your face looks like a celebrity here. I'm trying to
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: pinpoint who.
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: I don't like these wrinkles around my mouth.
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the mouth... The mouth part is like a
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: surgeon did something wrong over here. Or you had a scar.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: This is my favorite.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Giant knockers again.
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: And like extra long hair extensions.
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: Whoa, your AI wants you to just rock and roll. like.
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: I mean you have big. You have tig old bitties.
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: But they're like. In a good way. In a good way.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: But these boobs are a little different than mine. And
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: I like these boobs better.
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: Anyway. Then we have. Oh my God.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: Oh my God. Why am I worse?
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: That's worse. How am I the only person whose AI
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: looks worse? Everyone else looks like a freaking amazing, like,
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: star of a movie. I look insane. No, you don't look. Oh,
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: my God. No.
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: And there's no way you ever wore a sleeveless.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: Shirt like that. Now listen, I am a chunky gal,
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: but that is.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: But what's wrong with your fingers?
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: Look at them. Something went awry. What pictures did they submit?
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: Because this is just wrong. I'm supposed to look gorgeous.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: I don't know if you're ready for this next one.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: No, I can't. My heart can't take this. What?
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: You have three arms.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: My AI got somehow... something went awry.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: You have three okay so she has one arm and
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: then she has the other arm has two hands.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: Coming out of it why do you look like a
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: princess and I have three arms but your tits look
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: huge your body looks good that's nice they make you
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: your body more sexual the body's like got more curves
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: to it What?
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: Is that me again? Yes, and now you don't have
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: any forearms.
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: Why?
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: I don't know why they're making you an amputee.
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: Pictures were submitted. What's happening? This doesn't make any sense.
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: I am not paying for this app to look like this.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: Who submitted these pictures?
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: My friend Krista. I said, just do it for fortune.
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: Oh my, I feel like.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: There were more. These are the best ones.
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: These are terrible. Literally everyone who's posted their pictures look
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: like they are starring in a futuristic movie.
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: Like Avatar, but with prettier people with more narrow nose.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: And they're gorgeous.
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: I have three arms, weird nubs on one thing, and
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: no hands. Oh my gosh. I don't know why. This
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: is disturbing. I'm sorry. Thank you for sharing that. Is
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: this also my avatar?
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about... Let's just talk about
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: Brittany really quick. Do you know that she took down
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: her Instagram again?
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: What?
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: This is the third time she's taken it down in
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: four months.
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: I like her on Instagram.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: You like those nudie photos?
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: I like to see them tickle bitties. She does show
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: her body a lot. I mean, good for her. She
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: looks good.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: So she was showing her body a lot. And then
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: she did another weird one where she's like, why do
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: I look exactly like Jessica Simpson here?
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: She does kind of look like Jessica Simpson. She does.
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: So that was weird. Her body's smoking right now. I
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: think she looks good.
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: If these pictures are from what, nobody really knows. Oh,
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: if they're her? Yeah. No, they're her. But you wonder
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: when are they from or what is going on. Then,
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: you know, she's said awful things about her sister, her
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: little sister, Jamie Lynn. Then over the weekend, people are like,
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: what is going on? Britney Spears, she writes, it's my birthday,
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: but you're my heart. And it's a picture of Jamie
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: playing guitar. So I'm thinking about you. Congratulations on being
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: so brave, inspiring, and showing guts and glory in your show.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: You can't, but you ain't alone. If anybody knows what
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: that feels like, I get it. My baby says, I
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: love you.
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: Oh, because yeah, she's like.
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: And then another, and then there was another photo of Jamie,
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: like as if she was in her kitchen, like, like
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: not looking like, and then, you know, and so immediately
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: people are like, Jamie Lynn has taken over the Instagram.
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: There's no way Britney's writing this.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: There's so many conspiracy theories about Britney.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: So then Britney writes this, this one.
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: I'm dancing in time now, Victoria.
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: Yes. Who's Victoria?
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: We don't know.
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: Okay. Yes.
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: Nerve damage on the right side of my body. There's
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: no cure except God, I guess. Nerve damage is caused
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: sometimes when you don't get enough oxygen to your brain.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: Your brain literally shuts down. Blah, blah, blah. Old story.
- 1:13:11Speaker 3: In that place, I didn't breathe when I was there.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: Nerve damage causes parts of your body to go numb.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: I wake up like three times a week in bed
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: and my hands are completely numb. Nerves are tiny and
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: it feels... She goes on. Then she goes.
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: And then she just, it ends with, I feel smarter because, well, Jesus,
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: I can breathe now. Either way, I'm breathing now and
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: I can dance in time. Victoria, I send all my
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: love to every single one of you. This is me
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: this morning. I'm going to vacuum now. Then she takes
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: down the whole Instagram.
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Okay. Wow.
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: So it was a bunch of weird things. It was like, again,
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: a bunch of posts, the same post. The husband then...
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: They're back at their old house, which I thought they sold.
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: He gave her a big birthday celebration. I mean, now
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: finally the fans are like, yeah, we don't think she's
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: mentally well.
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: Oh, they are saying that?
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: Interesting.
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: And the fact that she does write this long thing
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: about needing medication, now I'm on medication, all this stuff.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Is this really her? Is this Jamie? Is it both?
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: There's no way her sister's doing her Instagram. All right. Right?
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think there's... I really don't know.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: I've been trying to figure out this thing for like
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: two years.
- 1:14:51Speaker 4: I don't think you've figured it out.
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: Anyway, it's gone now.
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: I hope she's okay.
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: Fans react as Disney sets closing date for the controversial
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: Splash Mountain ride.
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: Did you know that? No, I did not.
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: You know Splash Mountain?
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: Uh, it goes down, like it goes down a big
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: hill and you get wet.
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: But you, you don't like, how many times you've been
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: to Disneyland?
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: Not that many. I'm going soon, but it's been like
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: 10 years since I've been.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: Well, this ride is going to be gone soon.
- 1:15:19Speaker 4: I don't want to ride a ride where you get
- 1:15:20Speaker 4: soaking wet.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: Oh, well you do when it's really hot out.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: No, but not, I don't want to like walk around
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: with wet.
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: Okay, well, then you don't have to go on it.
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: Anyway, it's extremely racist.
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: Oh, it is? Yeah. I guess maybe I've never been
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: on it.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: It's from some old fable. Anyway, they're going to change
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: it to be the one with the frog.
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: Yeah, they should update it.
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: So it's time to update it.
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: It's time.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: This couple... They were gay.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: So she was kind of a masculine presenting lesbian who
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: always had girlfriends, never was in a heterosexual relationship.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: And he was very feminine man, wears eyelashes, heels, a bag.
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: And they met and now they are full on heterosexual couple.
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: It happens, baby.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: And, and here they are.
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: Oh, they're actually pretty cute.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: He sits on her lap.
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: I love it. And I'm like... You don't like the
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: switching it up?
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: No, I guess they're a heterosexual couple. But in some ways,
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: I'm like, well, isn't that just kind of like queer?
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: Kind of like whatever you want?
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: Yeah, probably. But people aren't really into labels. They are
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: into labels and art. It's an interesting thing. I don't know.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: And then he said it was really shocking for him
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: to bring home.
- 1:16:41Speaker 4: I'm sure.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: He's black. Then to bring home... This woman. I mean,
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: it was more about a woman. Like, bring home a
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: woman because they're like.
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Like, you are really gay. And then she's like, I
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: just like, I've always been attracted to feminine men because
- 1:16:54Speaker 3: I'm attracted to feminine women. So now I'm with a
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: feminine man.
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: It's interesting.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: Good for them.
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: I mean, but it would be jarring, like, for your
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: family to suddenly be like, we're cool with the gay thing.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: I want to get to the White Lotus.
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: Oh, the White Lotus.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: Okay, everybody. White Lotus. So don't tell me that I
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: spoiled it for you.
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: You've had time to watch it.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: All right, there's only one episode left.
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: It was slow at first, and now it's getting good.
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: Now it's getting good.
- 1:17:25Speaker 4: I've seen two wieners now.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:17:29Speaker 4: Or did I miss a wiener?
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: We saw the wiener of the one guy that I call,
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: looks like, Nick Viall. We saw him when he was
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: trying on the bathing suit.
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: It was hanging down, that wiener.
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: Which, did you like season one or two more?
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: Um, I liked season one better at first, and now
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: this one's getting good.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly how I feel. Okay.
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: Twins. Always loved Jennifer Coolidge, but I felt like she
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: got to be even more eccentric in the last season. Like,
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: they've been having her tame, kind of.
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: And now we're getting a little, like, fun again.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: I love it. I think it's so good.
- 1:18:12Speaker 4: I mean, I....
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: When I talked about this last time, we kind of
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: were like, no, these gay guys are not good.
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: They're going to scam her. Yeah, I was saying that, too.
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: I was like, there's something up with this.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: And then I read something of someone's theory, and now
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: I feel like I know. Not the full ending, but
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: I know more than what I wish I didn't. Can
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: I just tell you what I think it is?
- 1:18:37Speaker 4: Are you going to really do that to all of
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: us that want to see the last episode?
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: No, there's articles written of what people think, but I
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: don't have any confirmation of what it is.
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: Well, if that's up to you.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: Okay, did you see when she looked at the photo
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: of the two guys?
- 1:18:53Speaker 4: Um, I saw, I mean, the last, that one episode,
- 1:18:56Speaker 4: she saw them banging. Oh, yeah, I didn't know what
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: that meant.
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: Okay, well, can I tell you what that meant? That's
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: her husband and the gay guy.
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: No.
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: Yes, because remember when the gay guy said, There was
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: a cowboy once 30 years ago that I would do
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: anything for even today.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: I forgot about that.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: Yeah. So I think her husband was.
- 1:19:17Speaker 4: Trying to scam her for her money.
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: Trying to have her killed. Oh.
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: Oh, because someone dies. That's right. Yes. Interesting. I didn't even,
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: when I saw that picture, I kept trying to be like,
- 1:19:30Speaker 4: who is that?
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: When it first started, I have to say, when it
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: first started and the gays were like so into her
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: and like, come with us, come to dinner. You have
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: to and everything. I was like, oh my God, like
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: her trip just got so much fun. This is like
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: my dream come true. But I remember thinking, they don't
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: know that she's super wealthy. Right. And she's not famous
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: in the show.
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: And she's not like dressed in a super wealthy way.
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: So I'm like, these gay, that's not who gay guys
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: get into. They get into women that are really wealthy
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: and can pick up some, something or they're famous or again,
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: or like, or they're so rich that they're going to
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: go to their store and buy all their clothes.
- 1:20:06Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: Or they could like be their, their, stylists or decorators
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: that's who they claw them onto so I'm like I
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: just don't understand.
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: Why like they would be into Jennifer Coolidge the actress.
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: The actual Jennifer Coolidge hell yes hell yeah but her
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: character like that's not flashing her money or anything right
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: and so then I'm like okay and then when of
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: course the quote unquote nephew reveals my uncle isn't rich
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: he needs to come up with all this money to
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: keep his houses yeah and if.
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: If Oh, because if she dies, she's married to that
- 1:20:43Speaker 4: guy and he gets all the money.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: Right, because she doesn't have any children or anything.
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: Because he gets that phone call to come back, to
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: talking to someone. Yeah. That I'll be back. Right. Do
- 1:20:54Speaker 4: you think that was the gay guy? Yes. Oh, interesting.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: And then do you think that, so then they.
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: I did think he was quite fit for his age.
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: The little one? Her husband.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: Oh, that he was fit. Yes.
- 1:21:07Speaker 4: I was like, huh, interesting.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:21:11Speaker 4: Because gay men take better care of themselves.
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: I know. So then what about when she's doing cocaine
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: with the other guy?
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: Who's probably an escort.
- 1:21:23Speaker 3: Yeah. Of course. Yeah. So my sister's like, oh, what
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: do you think they're going to do? Like blackmail?
- 1:21:28Speaker 4: I'm like, for what?
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: There's no blackmailing if she bones this guy and does
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: cocaine in Italy. Like she has fortunes because she's like
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: an heiress.
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: It doesn't really matter. But then I'm like, but. If
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: I was going to try to kill someone and throw
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: her over the boat, I don't know that cocaine would
- 1:21:44Speaker 3: be what I'd be giving her. I want to give
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: her something that kind of makes her loopy and asleep
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: so it could be like, oh, she fell over the boat.
- 1:21:50Speaker 4: Yeah, because I kept trying to figure out why he
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: was tasked, the British guy, with keeping her assistant away.
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: Because clearly he was trying to keep her from going
- 1:22:03Speaker 4: back to the party.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:22:07Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about?
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't even catch that part.
- 1:22:10Speaker 4: Yeah, like she kept saying, let's get back to the party.
- 1:22:12Speaker 4: And he kept.
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: And his job was to.
- 1:22:14Speaker 4: I think his job was to keep her away. Oh. Yeah, well, see.
- 1:22:19Speaker 4: There you go.
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: And did you remember in the first episode they go
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: there were two bodies? There's the body that she finds
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: in the water that I think came off of a
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: boat and would have floated towards shore. And then at
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: the very beginning, the two people say that work at
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: the hotel, no, there was another body. There's been two bodies.
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: In this season?
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: That was the first episode. That's how it starts. And
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: then they're like seven days earlier.
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: I don't remember the two bodies.
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: There's two bodies.
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: Okay. I don't think that they're going to kill Jennifer.
- 1:22:51Speaker 5: No.
- 1:22:52Speaker 4: I feel like they need her for another season.
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: I don't want them to kill Jennifer. I love Jennifer.
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: She's a friend of mine. But I wouldn't be surprised
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: if Mike White, the writer-creator, does kill her.
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: And then you know, of course she'll work forever. They'll
- 1:23:13Speaker 3: give her something else.
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: Because then, and then next season they keep like Aubrey.
- 1:23:18Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: They keep Aubrey Plaza. She gets divorced or something. And
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: then she goes to another white Lotus. Yeah. And experience something.
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: And then, then, you know, how great would it be
- 1:23:28Speaker 4: to film these shows? They go to like the, They're
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: actually filming at that Four Seasons in Sicily.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: Yes. I hope he doesn't kill her, but I'm just
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: saying I could see it that happening. And also I
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: think people would be just so sad because she's just
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: like such a sweetheart and so great. Okay, so this
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: Juicy Scooper sent this to me. Her name's Meredith.
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: Your Juicy Scooper is really good to the bottom of things.
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: She said, this is a new thing that's happening. I
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: saw it with other people. I saw a TikTok with
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: someone doing this with just different characters, like the guy
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: from You and this person from Schitt's Creek. But she's
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: doing with just Bravo characters of who she wants to
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: see go on the next season of White Lotus and
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: how she sees it can be written. Denise and Aaron
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: are the weird couple that's trying to literally get– you
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: remember Denise from Burial House as Beverly Hills.
- 1:24:22Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: Denise and her husband Richard are the weird couple that's
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: trying to get literally anyone with a pulse to swing
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: with them.
- 1:24:28Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: Kathy Hilton, basically a sub for Jennifer Coolidge.
- 1:24:32Speaker 4: I can see that.
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: The psychic from Beverly Hills who tells Kyle that she's
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: not emotionally fulfilled or whatever the fuck.
- 1:24:37Speaker 4: With the vape cigarette?
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: She gets in everyone's head and makes them second guess
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: their marriage slash life. Okay. And they turn on their spouse. Lala, Kent,
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: my friend, and Ocean. I think we need a single
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: parent and a child dynamic going. They're from Vanderpump. The
- 1:24:55Speaker 3: Dubrow family of O.C., They have gay children, and I
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: think that they are high class as fuck and better
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: than everyone else, pissing off the guests.
- 1:25:02Speaker 4: They're on a family trip.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: Yes, and they'd be pissing the other guests off. And
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: then Rosie from New Jersey and her mom, they own
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: the hotel that's been in the Fair family for generations.
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: Then she did one more, season two of her Bravo
- 1:25:19Speaker 3: meets White Lotus. Sandy and Schwartz from... Vanderpump. They're not gay,
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: but in this they're gay. They're a gay couple who
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: cause havoc on the hotel, possibly ruining marriages. Okay. Mary Cosby,
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: she's from Salt Lake City, who ran a church where
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: she was a cult leader, is a freak hotel guest
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: whose sole purpose is to annoy the hotel manager with
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: lavish requests. Asher, who is the young guy married to
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: this other girl in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who's
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: a singer, he's the hotel singer who winds up fucking
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: the gay guys.
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: Coach Shaw, Jen Shaw's husband, hotel manager who gets swindled
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: for being stupid as fuck. Ramona Singer as a hotel
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: guest who just wants to fuck around. Love that. Brittany
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: and Jax from Vanderpump, couple who hates each other and
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: wants to kill each other. And PK and Dorit from
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, rich couple who cheats on each other but
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: also doesn't have any real money but are happy. PK
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: would end up dead by one of the gays. I mean,
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: what would people call this? Fan fiction. This is like
- 1:26:21Speaker 3: fan fiction, right? That people used to do like a
- 1:26:25Speaker 3: bunch of years ago. I think that would be very,
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: very fun.
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: I'm still reeling over my AI pictures.
- 1:26:36Speaker 3: It's not real.
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: Literally the only person that doesn't look better and is
- 1:26:44Speaker 4: missing limbs.
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: I don't know why they made you... Missing limbs and
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: then an extra arm in one. We'll be sharing all these.
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: And nubs.
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: You guys can see this on the YouTube, but I'll
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: also post it.
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: Please don't post those on Instagram.
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: You don't want me to post them on Instagram? Okay,
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: then you have to come to the YouTube to watch.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: Before we end the show, this is sad. This person said,
- 1:27:06Speaker 3: I can't afford Christmas presents, so I'm telling my kids
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: Santa isn't real.
- 1:27:10Speaker 4: Oh, that's so sad.
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: Now, I talked about this on the show a while ago,
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: that there is a movement of people, parents... That are
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: coming forth and being like, I'm not telling my kids
- 1:27:22Speaker 3: about Santa. Because it's like the first lie that you
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: tell your kids. And I think it's a weird way.
- 1:27:29Speaker 3: There's a moment where kids find out. And then they're like,
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: for all these years you lied to me. I believed
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: everything you said. And as a parent, they don't actually think.
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: Even though it's an old-fashioned thing people do. They're like,
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: it's not a dynamic I want to have with my child.
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: So I'm not. Well, the other element to it that
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: I had never thought about, obviously, until someone brought it
- 1:27:49Speaker 4: up to me is that it would be tough for
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: kids at school when a kid comes to school and says,
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: Santa brought me, you know, this fancy bike or whatever.
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: You have other kids in the class that don't have money. Well,
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: Santa didn't buy it. bring me that so am i
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: bad you know what i mean it's also that element
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: to it right why why is this because the the
- 1:28:12Speaker 4: myth behind santa right is that if you're good if
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: you're on the you know the the not the naughty
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: list yeah you get presents well so was i bad
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: because i didn't get what this person got you know
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: what i mean there's that dynamic too I never thought
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: about it. Someone brought that up.
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: When did you realize that Santa wasn't real?
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: I was always trying to prove him wrong. Prove that
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: he didn't exist.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: That he did or didn't?
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: Did not. I don't know what was wrong with me.
- 1:28:40Speaker 3: How old were you?
- 1:28:41Speaker 4: I don't remember, but I went through a phase. I
- 1:28:43Speaker 4: might be 10, where I was snooping in my parents'
- 1:28:47Speaker 4: bedroom to try and prove that Santa didn't exist. Because
- 1:28:53Speaker 4: sometimes my mom would leave price tags on, and I.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: Would be like, this is from Sears.
- 1:28:59Speaker 4: That's not from Santa. And she's like, well, Santa forgot
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: to take the tags off. I'm like, why is Santa
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: shopping at Sears? I don't know why, but I was
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: always on a mission to prove that he didn't exist.
- 1:29:10Speaker 4: That you really. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: I remember just like talking about it with people. Like,
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: I remember one time this guy goes, I mean, think
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: about it. This kid says to me, like, think about
- 1:29:18Speaker 3: how can he go to every house? Like China, Japan.
- 1:29:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:29:23Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. I see it both ways. Cause
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: then as like when you're little, little, there is something
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: so magical.
- 1:29:30Speaker 3: About looking outside.
- 1:29:31Speaker 4: For the deer, the reindeer. I think it's a, I
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: think it's probably a personal choice for every parent.
- 1:29:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: Don't you think like you kind of decide I've known,
- 1:29:42Speaker 4: I've heard of other parents saying I worked so hard
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: for the, to buy these presents. I don't want some
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: fictional person getting the credit for it.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: I remember getting a teddy bear and my sister's like,
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: go thank dad. And I'm like, why do I have
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: to thank him for shit? Like, you literally gave me nothing. Yeah,
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: the credit goes to some fictional characters. Well, what we
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: did as a couple when our kids were little is
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: we would have gifts from us, like two or three
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: gifts from us, and then there were Santa gifts.
- 1:30:12Speaker 4: Yeah, we did that too.
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: And so then that kind of was like, Okay.
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like, here's a pile of unwrapped presents
- 1:30:19Speaker 4: from Santa.
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: I still wrapped them all just because I thought.
- 1:30:21Speaker 4: Our parents... Well, there was... Well, you had a lot too. Yeah,
- 1:30:25Speaker 4: you're right.
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: I guess you could get away with unwrapping.
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: This is what I think anyone should do if you're
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: in that position. Just go online and say this story
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: and then just put like, my GoFundMe is this.
- 1:30:37Speaker 4: What?
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: Oh, my God. If someone put online... I'm struggling. Oh, this.
- 1:30:42Speaker 3: I'm just saying I'm struggling to the point where I'm
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: going to have to tell my like four and five
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: year old.
- 1:30:46Speaker 4: Oh, they would help.
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: There's no Santa. People would be like, no, stop it.
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: Where do you live? We're dropping off a bag of gifts.
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:30:55Speaker 4: I think.
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: So I'm just saying, I mean, you can do that.
- 1:30:57Speaker 4: Yeah. I like it every year when the people pay
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: for like the stuff on layaway for people. That's always
- 1:31:06Speaker 4: a nice.
- 1:31:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:31:07Speaker 4: Yeah. Not the, like, thing at Starbucks where you're paying
- 1:31:11Speaker 4: for the person behind you.
- 1:31:12Speaker 3: Those aren't the people that need it. No, it's true. It's, like,
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: really what I think what people should think about. Like,
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: if you really want to do something, like, cool. I'm
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: just saying if you're, I mean, I think I might
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: go do this.
- 1:31:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31:26Speaker 3: Something I've wanted to do for a while. Is, like,
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: go to a store, maybe just not in your neighborhood. Like,
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: in maybe more of a working class neighborhood.
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:37Speaker 3: And like a Walmart or something and either do the
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: layaway thing or literally to see somebody and be like,
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: I just want to get what's in your cart. And
- 1:31:47Speaker 3: then that's it. And you don't film it and you
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: don't put it on TikTok. Yeah. And it's somebody that's like,
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: and you know, chances are that's going to be a
- 1:31:55Speaker 3: huge relief to them, but maybe they're not in a
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: shelter or something, but there's so many people that need
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: that little tree, that little extra that actually have a job.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: And whatever, but they're just stretched so thin and they're
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: not expecting it and they're not asking for it. That's
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: what I think would be kind of cool because I'm like,
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: think about those people. On that beautiful note, Fortune.
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: Heather.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: Feimster. Yes. Avatar.
- 1:32:21Speaker 4: No, what is it called?
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: AI Gorgeous.
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: Tell us.
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: What do you have next besides them being able to
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: snuggle up in their own home and watch your comedy
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: special on Netflix?
- 1:32:32Speaker 4: That's right. Good fortune.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: What other, I know you have a million dates, like
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: what's happening with your life?
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: So I'm doing a bunch of club dates, working out
- 1:32:40Speaker 4: my new act. It's very interactive and fun. So that's
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: coming up. Ontario, California, San Jose, California, Irvine, California, and Oxnard.
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: Those are all California dates. Okay. And then my big
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: tour starts end of January.
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: So you're doing those California dates like in the next month? Yeah.
- 1:32:57Speaker 3: Those are in December and January. So you don't want
- 1:32:59Speaker 3: to get on the plane right now.
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: Yeah. Because I'm not really taking a break from the
- 1:33:04Speaker 4: last tour. So I was like, I just can't get
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: on a plane right now. So those are... Those are
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: more fun. Like it's all, it's a build in the act.
- 1:33:13Speaker 4: So people get to be a part of it more. Um,
- 1:33:16Speaker 4: and then, yeah, I'm going. To tons of cities. Like,
- 1:33:19Speaker 4: I think I start in Albuquerque and El Paso. And
- 1:33:22Speaker 4: then go to, like, I don't know, Atlanta, Chattanooga. And
- 1:33:26Speaker 4: then I'm going to add a bunch of more dates.
- 1:33:28Speaker 3: Do you know when your show that you worked on
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: in Canada is coming out? Can you tell us that?
- 1:33:32Speaker 4: I don't. They haven't told us when it's coming out.
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: Sometime next year. That's why we haven't added more dates
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: to the tour yet. Because we're waiting to hear if
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: we get to do it again another season. Oh, okay.
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: And I don't want to cancel a bunch of dates. Yeah.
- 1:33:46Speaker 4: So we're being overly cautious right now. So people in
- 1:33:50Speaker 4: a lot of cities, like even North Carolina, they're like,
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: why aren't you coming here? I will be. We're just
- 1:33:55Speaker 4: waiting to hear about my schedule.
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: Or, you know what, people? Why don't you get your
- 1:34:00Speaker 3: ass over to Vegas and make a fun weekend out
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: of it?
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: At the Wynn, April 1st.
- 1:34:04Speaker 3: This is what I said when I was doing Vegas.
- 1:34:06Speaker 3: If I'm not coming to your city... Go there for
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: your anniversary, your girl's trip, your birthday, your whatever. And
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: if you're there in April, that's like the perfect month,
- 1:34:18Speaker 3: best weather. The Wynn is such a nice hotel.
- 1:34:22Speaker 4: And you just see it for a fortune. I've never
- 1:34:25Speaker 4: done the Wynn before.
- 1:34:26Speaker 3: I've not performed there, but I stayed there last year
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: and I really liked it. Yeah.
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: And for all you, I know you have a lot
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: of fans in Irvine. Of course. I'll be there the
- 1:34:34Speaker 4: weekend after the new year.
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: Love it.
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: Doing four shows, so come on. Knock it out. Knock
- 1:34:39Speaker 4: it out, girl. Love you. Bye. The car is beautiful.
- 1:34:45Speaker 3: Where did you end up going for it?
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 1:34:52Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch.
- 1:34:53Speaker 2: What's it called?
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: It's Dune ADL. Where?
- 1:34:58Speaker 3: Dunaidial.
- 1:34:59Speaker 2: There's an accent on the E.
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: Do you mean.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 1:35:04Speaker 5: Lift?
- 1:35:05Speaker 4: Please.
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage?
- 1:35:07Speaker 4: Oh, Kimmage. No.
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.