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National Egg Roll Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.9.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I love this here. I am convinced that
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  Boozy Badass is probably gay. He's always into
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  something. This dude's always talking bad about
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  gay people. That makes you wonder, if he wants
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  penis or some type of something, man. I don't
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  care. I was talking to my friend the other day.
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  I don't care. I don't want to think about you
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  guys having sex. But whatever gets your rocks
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  off, it makes you happy. Go for it. Go at it.
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  He's a little busy doubling down on banning trans
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  people from his pool party. And to be honest,
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  you're doing them a favor because your pool party
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  would probably be full of douchebags. You're
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  not really hurting them. Everybody going nuts
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  about me not wanting at my party. It's the same
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  thing if they say no alcohol in the building.
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  Oh, totally. We are a drug. Whatever we kicking
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  for, it's the same thing as people saying, you
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  gotta bring clear bags. He's a weird guy, man.
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  Comparing clear bags to someone wanting to be
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  another gender. Got it. It's the same thing when
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  you go in a restaurant and they say, no rips
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  in the jeans. Ah, totally similar to that, dude.
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  Mm -hmm. You know, that's happening. He goes
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  like, no boo. And they're like, nah, dude, you
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  ain't dressed for this. No hats on. What is it?
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  These people own this establishment and certain
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  things they don't go for. Oh, really? You totally
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  want to be around a trans. Mm -hmm. The more
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  you're against it, the more you want it. It's
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  the same thing. But now you want to say you're
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  gay. You want to... If they're gay, they're gay.
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  How does it affect your life, boozy badass? Has
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  it affected your career? No, you're the reason
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  your career went down. Because you're a moron.
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  Y 'all... for gay rights for 20, 30 years. Yeah,
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  if they want to be gay, go at it. Flout each
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  other. We said nothing. Maybe we should fight
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  for straight rights. You can't even say, you
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  can't even go against. Yeah, because it's human
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  rights. You know, the thing you are, the way
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  you are. Oh, but James is such a badass boozy.
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  You can't even go against it. Yeah, because you
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  shouldn't really be going against it if that's
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  what they want to do. Let them. Here's a little
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  more. Can't even go against it. Y 'all get that
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  offensive. Yeah, it's pretty rude, dude. Especially
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  when you were the one that was trying to hire
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  your teenage son to prostitute. You're no saint.
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  I got real players, real players, real balls.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I
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  got gangsters. Listen, boozy bears. If they were
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  so badass, you wouldn't have to tell everybody.
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  I mean. Shut up. Football people. NBA people.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Football people. You sound
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  real ignorant. Attorney. Oh, such high rulers.
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  I'm sure they're with you for your riveting personality.
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  Oh, ripples. I would expect that. Hookers. You
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  know, that's my family. Oh, is it really? I see
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  your establishment, bud. Man, you're insufferable.
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  Aren't you the one that did the song Zoom? Everybody
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  in the club like Zoom. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. What's
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  Zoom? He has really bad... Everybody in the car
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  likes him. If I'm not going for it, I'm not going
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  for it. He's a weird guy. This fucking world
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  is out of control. I think you're out of control,
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  dude. Why do you care? You're talking about Carol
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  Williams painting nails. You're talking about
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  this. Deep down. You probably want a guy to plow
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  you deep down. You just want that meat. There's
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  something to it, dude. You're obsessed. What
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  are you talking about? Because you're a bully.
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  I think your career is sad. You peaked when you
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  went... 856 -49 Hoppy. And there's this frickin'
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  loser. He just looks like a dirtbag. His name's
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  Jesse Ridgeway. He just looks, he looks like
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  Demetri Martin. Look at that, look at that. 2009,
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  like, emo hair. He's just gross looking. Looks
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  like he smokes cigarettes all day. And he's the
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  influencer, also known as McJugger Nuggets. Wow.
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  He and his wife talked about how they got an
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  abortion because their kid was going to be mentally
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  challenged. And now he said, I'm glad I wasn't
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  aborted, but I'm normal. You're a douchebag.
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  Now, I'm kind of for abortion. It's your body
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  or whatever. But at the same time, if you're
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  just doing it six months in because it's a mentally
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  challenged kid, you're scum. So you just say
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  goodbye real quick. Never a right time to say
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  goodbye. Uh, yeah, of course I'm glad my dad
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  didn't f*** me. Why'd you be about to wear the
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  board? It's a part of life. Anyway, um, I'm normal.
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  Oh, you thought I'm normal. Why do you think
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  a normal thing is someone that brags about getting
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  an abortion? You're a loser! That's what you
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  are. So, but, guys, thank you so much for an
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  amazing stream. It's actually gonna end. It's
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  just like, just say goodbye real quick. Bye,
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  bitch. Um, uh, yeah, of course I'm glad my dad
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  didn't f*** me. Terminate me. So that's all the
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  videos. That would have been the best decision
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  ever, though. If your dad went, honey, grab the
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  vacuum. is Morgan Wallen threw a security guard's
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  phone across the stage at a Pittsburgh show.
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  And then this happened. He made a video talking
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  about the nonsense rumors. This morning, my team
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  on my bus told me that they had been consulting
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  with local officials and that I should cancel
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  my show at Pittsburgh tonight. And I said, why?
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  They said that there was going to be strong wind.
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  in the area. And I said, okay. It's holding in
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  the comment section that it didn't even rain.
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  So, that's what I did. That was the information
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  I had in the moment. And I... No, you were too
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  hungover, you loser. I trusted my team. I understand
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  that that wind... That wind of you are such a
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  rock star! Even though you do country. But if
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  you were such a badass, you'd still perform,
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  dude. Mm -hmm. Whatever else hasn't gotten. What
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  do you think George Strait would do back in the
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  day? Pittsburgh yet. I know it has touched some
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  of Pennsylvania, so my heart goes out to all
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  those affected by it. Oh, you don't give a crap
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  about it. Shut up. But the truth of the matter
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  is, I have a large stage that in those conditions
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  could become fatal. You were so excited. You
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  know, he's one of those artists when he finds
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  out that he doesn't have to perform. He's like,
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  yeah, let's go get drunk. Do a lot of folks around
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  it. Let's let the whiskey do the talking or whatever
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  it's size. So I did the best I could with the
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  information I had in that moment. Yeah, you did
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  the best you could, but you still failed. You
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  did the best you can. Doesn't mean you didn't
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  fail. I've been seeing a lot of nonsense about
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  me. Yeah, because you're a douche. You act up
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  like a baby. That is simply not true. And I just
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  wanted to clear the air. I'm glad you cleared
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  the air. Shut up. I think my true fans know that
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  that's not how I operate in general. Uh, not
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  really. Oh, you cancel shows all the time and
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  throw things at people. You're a loser. But I
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  had to say it. I'm glad you didn't. And we'll
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  critique it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, what do we
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  got right here? Chris Brown. Stupid baby mama.
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  Happy hot topic. Chris Brown is currently locked
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  in a legal battle with his ex -partner, Diamond
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  Brown. Oh, yeah. She's a diamond. That made no
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  sense. Man, she just looks like a problem. You
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  know, she's mad that he has other kids, and now
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  she's trying to take the kid away from him, which
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  is pathetic. Now, is Chris Brown a very... Controversial
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  guy and knows how to sing. Yeah, of course. But
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  at the same time, if a father is actually wanting
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  to be present in the life and a mom is just trying
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  to spite just to spite, you're the worst. And
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  you're actually taking women back. Over custody
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  of their four -year -old daughter, Diamond has
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  filed for sole legal and physical custody requesting
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  that Chris only be granted visitation rights.
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  Oh, what a dirty rotten one. I never want to
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  hear a woman go, oh, the man don't care about
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  the kids. When you find a man that cares about
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  the kids, you try to give them away. You're a
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  dirty, rotten moron. Chris is contesting this,
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  seeking joint legal and physical custody, and
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  has also asked that both parties share legal
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  expenses. I agree with that. During Diamond's
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  request for him to pay all costs. So, okay, you
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  dirty, rotten broad. You don't want Chris Brown.
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  to be around a kid much, but you want him to
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  pay for everything? That's because you're a talentless
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  moron. And besides a nice rocking body, what
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  else do you provide? The situation has escalated
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  with Diamond accusing Chris of trying to intimidate
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  her new partner. I'm sure it's not like you go
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  from guy to guy getting passed around like a
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  blonde at a high school party. While Chris's
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  new girlfriend, Jada Wallace, has publicly defended
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  Oh, well, that'll break up in two months. One
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  -on -one. I know what I am. Oh, man, don't care
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  about their kids. And then when there's a guy
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  that wants to see the kids, they're like, no.
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  Yeah, moron, you need to take women back, like
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  I said. Oh, yeah, that was 11 minutes. In 11
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  seconds of happy hour. So that means today's
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  show is going to be lucky. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
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  aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to...
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  In your heart, you know it's right. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.
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  If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  going to start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right.
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  The semen was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. With Hoppy.
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  Always going in, never doubted. Never worried
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  about the dollar. Need a source or trending topic.
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  never copied. I'm a giant rolling weed up there.
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  We flying. Hoppy Har. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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  It is Tuesday. You know what that means. Stocko
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  Tuesday, which is your lesbian's favorite day
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  of the week. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me. I am Ryan Hoppy Radio.
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  You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
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  .com. As a reminder, this show is for the hard
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  -working average Joe and Jane that grind in life.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness, man. I feel a little
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  better today, but I had some Bustel Cuban coffee.
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  I'm feeling alive. There's not always coffee
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  in the break room. and just to let you know if
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  uh i don't have coffee it uh doesn't really sound
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  as good of a show then it's a little more like
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  npr but when i got my coffee i feel alive so
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  funny people i just want to say this i get told
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  all the time by my haters Your podcast sucks.
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  And then when I spill opinions on this show and
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  keep people anonymous and just say things, everyone's
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  mad. But I thought I didn't matter. So how do
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  you want it? If I don't matter, you shouldn't
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  care what I say. I'm just saying, you can't have
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  it both ways. Well, you can, but that means you're
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  a hypocrite. For all the info on this show, RyanHobbyRadio
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  .com. I'm feeling alive right now. All right.
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  Let me see what the hell's going on on Instagram.
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  It's crazy out there. These kids are insane.
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  I don't know what that means. What do we have
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  here? A couple with a 33 year age gap. Oh my
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  God, I cannot talk today. Take three. A couple
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  with a 33 year age gap explains the dynamic of
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  their relationship. Hey, 62. And she is in her
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  late 20s and she's a beautiful black girl. It's
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  an older guy. No, me personally, I've always
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  dated older guys. Yeah. Always been attracted
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  to older men. So that's just always what I've
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  gravitated. Why is this meeting like that? You
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  know why? What is going on? Am I tripping or
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  is this video going real fast? 19. Only because
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  of the comments. What is going on? Am I losing
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  my mind? I didn't take shrooms today. It feels
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  like it's going faster than usual. That was very
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  strange. What is going on? Let me see if this
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  video is any better. That was very strange. Navia
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  opens up about having six abortions. I don't
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  play. I wasn't ready. Gotta get rid of them.
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  Let's see if this is any bit speedier. I don't
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  play. I don't let guys play either. I'm a tramp.
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  I'm fully aware of shit. Would you be okay with
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  your son acting like glue? I can't control no
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  man. Yeah, you know. Or you can kind of like
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  let them get out of your body. And say, hey,
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  go on my back. I'm just saying. My son gonna
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  do what the hell he wanna do. Hey, don't, mom.
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  It's a graveyard down there in Regina. Uh, John.
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  So she would have had like seven kids. I think
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  that's a kid in the background. I love how, listen,
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  it's a very controversial opinion. But I am very
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  pro -gay. Well, that's not what I'm talking about.
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  I know I said that. I'm very much pro -abortion.
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  To a point. Now, if it's early on, it's fine.
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  But, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. If
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  you're just letting guys finish you all the time
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  and you have six of them, the song by Nelly Furtado,
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  really applies to that. I don't get dudes that,
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  it's so funny. I'll talk to dudes that get a
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  girl pregnant and they're like, oh yeah dude,
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  I swear I pulled out. And I'm like, did you really
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  pull out? Not really, but I did pull out. No.
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  Why don't you feel a tingle? You got to abort.
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  Or then you're going to have to abort. No. Why
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  don't you feel a tingle? Lay on the bed and say,
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  hey, let's finish this up and watch SportsCenter.
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  Because when you claim a blue knot, but you did
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  not. You really didn't. And that last woman was
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  baby. It was blue faces. baby mom. Do you notice
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  how what it was? Everybody else's kid, she didn't
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  want it, but when the rich guy knocked her up,
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  she wanted a kid. Woman out of the air. Right
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  wing influencer, Lauren Southern says, Andrew
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  Tate raped her in 2018. I have this weird, okay,
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  I gotta be careful. When I went through my breakup,
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  I know what it's about. In 2022, I looked up
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  how to get over breakups. And one of the first
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  videos was Andrew Tate. And in that said video,
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  he talked about how it is your duty to take the
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  energy from a breakup and use it in a gym. And
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  a lot of what he said motivated me. But also
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  a lot of what he says is garbage. So I'm kind
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  of ashamed that this bald loser motivated me.
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  But. I don't think that's the first person to
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  ever say, take the energy from a breakup. But
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  it's a real thing. Y 'all be sad. But the thing
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  is, when you have that energy of being sad about
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  a breakup or whatever, you got to go to the gym
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  and lift. Well, I don't lift anymore. I retired.
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  But you got to swim or something, dude. When
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  you move that body, you feel alive. Dean the
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  Great goes off on Adrian Broner. Man, Adrian
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  Broner's really tragic. A great father. Man,
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  he's just like, let me get down. After Adrian
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  Broner tries to kiss him on live stream. And
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  they're there in their face. And he tries to
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  kiss him on the cheek with a little peck. I'm
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  fascinated by these streamers. It's so funny.
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  You're going to tell me when he was fighting.
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  Oh yeah, he's going to be kissing dudes on his
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  stream. Yeah, he's definitely a little bi. Cardi
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  B has a message about haters. Something. You
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  gotta let that hate go. You gotta let that hate
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  go. You wanna know why? Why? Because the way
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  I'm putting things together, the way I'm planning
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  things out, I'm gonna keep on winning. She has
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  the short hair wig on, so you know she means
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  business in this video. And, um... You're literally
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  going to die watching me win over and over and
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  over again. And you're going to die anyway someday.
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  Now, if you're banking on my downfall, it's not
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  going to happen. That's how I feel about my haters.
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  They always try to run their mouth. Put that
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  into my face. They hide like leathers. It's never
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  going to happen. I might have some bad days that
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  you might get a little key out of, but I'm never
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  going to fall. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I promise you.
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  I promise you I'm not your enemy. Nah, you probably
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  are. You used to rob guys. I mean, there's probably
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  somebody out there that's preying on your downfall.
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  But not me, though. Because I don't give a fuck
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  about you. So... Man, she's dirty. She's naughty.
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  She can bring the raucous whenever. Hey, is Andy
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  coming? talking about his new relationship. Mm
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  -hmm. I met the person, you guys. We met at my
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  friend Justin's July 4th party last year. Oh,
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  yeah, and I gave him the fire tonight. So it
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  was 11 months ago, and I saw him... From across
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  the party, I, aha, romantic, so adorable. Almost
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  didn't go to the party, you guys. I almost didn't
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  go. And I dragged myself out. I never get invited
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  to gay parties in, I wonder why, the Hamptons
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  anymore. And I was like, you know what? I don't
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  get invited to parties because I'm a loud mouth.
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  Let me just go. I went, I was, I went. and i
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  was like i gotta talk to this guy who is this
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  guy and i i went we talked all night oh yeah
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  i love when you have a party although i'll be
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  talking to girls not guys this man Is kind and
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  strong and smart. What is? And he's an adult.
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  And he's got a big penis. And he loves my children.
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  Oh, that's good. By the way, I like how he hides
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  his kids' faces. They didn't sign up for that.
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  And they love him. And I love him. We've not
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  had one fight. We haven't had a disagreement.
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  So now you're starting to jinx it. I remember
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  when I said that on the radio. I never had a
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  fight with my ex. Then we broke up a year later.
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  Fights are healthy. It's just if the fight gets
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  concluded, that's one thing. But if like, so
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  if you have an argument in like February and
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  then it gets resolved and you have sex, it's
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  good. But if it gets brought up again during
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  another argument in July, that's a problem. We
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  have similar, we just view life the same way.
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  I am really happy to say that I met, I met the
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  person, you guys. We met at my friend's. Yeah,
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  I think the important part is you gotta remember
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  that he's a huge public figure. So, you know.
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  You got to date someone that's cool with that.
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  There's Savannah Guthrie trying to keep it together.
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  This poor woman. It's really hard to come back.
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  And I've been trying so hard to hold it together.
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  And I promise I will. This show and this hour
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  especially is like about joy. But I am so close
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  to my mom that I'm a mama's boy. And what am
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  I saying? I could not imagine coming here every
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  day, recording Happy Hour, not knowing where
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  the hell my mom is. Having you and all my, I
• 25:01
  mean, everyone, the people behind the scenes,
• 25:05
  people in my ear, the producers, our castmates.
• 25:08
  Yeah, I've always wondered how those TV anchors
• 25:10
  deal with people in their ear. I can't imagine
• 25:16
  me doing happy hour and being like, Ryan, this
• 25:18
  person's on line five. It's like, you know, when
• 25:21
  I see you in the morning, I know that you see
• 25:23
  me no matter what is going on. And sometimes
• 25:27
  that's almost, sometimes it's almost too much
• 25:29
  because I feel like to do the job, I gotta like
• 25:32
  keep it together, pull it together, you know?
• 25:36
  Yeah, I'm proud of you, babe. You're doing a
• 25:38
  good job. Mm -hmm. I think if you need to give
• 25:43
  yourself more credit, it's just sad what happened
• 25:44
  to your mouth. Oh yeah, here's Blueface, father
• 25:47
  of the year. Where is he at? He was at the Hollywood
• 25:52
  Life Awards, whatever that was, Impact Awards.
• 25:56
  And he spills on his link up with Hazel E. And
• 26:00
  he has a few new tattoos. I expected him to say
• 26:14
  that. I don't know why I expected him to say
• 26:17
  that, but I just felt like when he was asked
• 26:20
  that he would say a little bit of this, a little
• 26:23
  bit of that. All over your girl's face. People
• 26:48
  need to realize that just because you hook up
• 26:52
  with somebody doesn't mean anything. She commented
• 27:03
  the dead emoji of the skull. You know, he beat
• 27:10
  it up. That's how he does it. Because he's, oh,
• 27:13
  any girl's pregnant. Let me look this up here.
• 27:17
  How many kids does Blueface have? Oh, he has
• 27:23
  four with 37 women. Can you imagine? If those
• 27:29
  periods are lined up. Oh, no. Why don't we get
• 27:35
  out of here? Alex Cooper talks about the lost
• 27:39
  art of flirting. But I think, in my opinion,
• 27:44
  as a society, we are losing the art of flirting.
• 27:48
  And I refuse to let that happen. I got you, babe.
• 27:55
  Okay, flirting has turned into story likes, fire
• 27:59
  emojis, swiping right. Yeah, you know, I feel
• 28:04
  like girls nowadays are a little more shy about
• 28:08
  flirting. I'm kind of back on the dating apps.
• 28:12
  I know I said I retired, but I use it a little
• 28:16
  bit here and there. And a lot of times when I
• 28:18
  try to flirt with a girl, they seem a little,
• 28:20
  I don't know what the word is. Sure. But then
• 28:23
  when I go to Powtown. Yeah, no, not sure. Maybe
• 28:27
  a DM if we're getting a little crazy. No. Okay.
• 28:31
  In person, somehow flirting has become a rare
• 28:35
  art form. I literally was reading. Yeah. Guys,
• 28:39
  let me read this to you. Oh, good job. You were
• 28:42
  reading. That's good. A recent study at Date
• 28:49
  Psychology found that 45 % of men ages 18 to
• 28:53
  25 have never approached a woman in person. Yeah,
• 28:59
  I'll be honest. I'm kind of an awkward guy. What
• 29:03
  is that? No, but if it was not for dating apps,
• 29:07
  I don't think I would have got as late as I have
• 29:13
  in my life. And it's one of those things, ladies
• 29:16
  and gentlemen, that there are people that can
• 29:21
  meet a girl in public and then get their rocks
• 29:24
  off in the bathroom or the bar. No, no, no, no.
• 29:27
  I have to meet the girl online and then I get
• 29:30
  my rocks off. For a date. All right, there's
• 29:36
  a lot of dead air. You can tell she's not a professional
• 29:39
  broadcaster because you got to not have dead
• 29:41
  air. Unless you're Steve Dahl, then he can do
• 29:43
  it. DJ academics responds to little baby calling
• 29:49
  him the feds. So, a bunch of morons there. Aren't
• 29:56
  they? Bonnie Blue says she will immediately create
• 30:00
  sexual content with the people she invites after
• 30:03
  giving birth on Saturday. Oh, what a skank. I
• 30:06
  have a baby shower on Saturday. Next Saturday,
• 30:10
  and I'm inviting the public to take my baby shower
• 30:13
  into a golden shower. The public! Why? Oh my
• 30:16
  god, can you imagine if she actually does have
• 30:18
  a kid? Because a lot of times these only being
• 30:21
  girls claim to be pregnant. But it's just the
• 30:23
  publicity stuff. Can you imagine if she actually
• 30:26
  is, and this is your mom? It's just... She'd
• 30:29
  be a horrible mom! Like, you look at Lana Rhodes,
• 30:33
  and you're like, that's a good mom. She got out
• 30:34
  of porn, yeah, she got gangbanged, and all that
• 30:37
  nonsense. She's a good mom, you know. But you
• 30:41
  look at good old Pony Blue and you're like, dad
• 30:44
  should not be a mom. Oh my God, I'm feeling the
• 30:48
  Cuban coffee tonight. Fun, it's a twist on the
• 30:51
  baby shower. We're having sex with the people
• 30:53
  as well as, and it's going to be like a mixture
• 30:55
  of wholesome. A lot of them. Baby shower games,
• 30:57
  like the traditional trying different baby food,
• 30:59
  along with all the - She's just a dirty girl,
• 31:03
  man. Like, she's hot. Like, if you didn't know
• 31:07
  anything about her, you would think she's hot.
• 31:09
  But when you find out who she is, Tony. Let's
• 31:14
  see if Tony can come in here. Tony, come in here.
• 31:25
  Ah! Trying to get my friend in here. But he's
• 31:29
  busy on the phone. Tony! The fluids added in
• 31:33
  there. Now I'm uncomfortable. That was a riveting
• 31:38
  segment. I'm trying to get my friends in the
• 31:41
  hallway to come in. Who's shy Steve? His father
• 31:44
  and big 30s trial date has been postponed until
• 31:47
  a 20. I thought he's having. Yeah, it totally
• 31:52
  has been. What do we have here? I've been talking
• 31:59
  about stuff. Since being single, I have had guys
• 32:02
  say some really crazy things to me. And I'm sharing
• 32:05
  these stories because they are just too good
• 32:07
  not to share. And they're funny now. The funniest
• 32:09
  part about this one is this man really thought
• 32:12
  he was complimenting me. He says to me, you know,
• 32:14
  all the other girls that I've dated have been
• 32:17
  like intense gym girls. And I just kind of love
• 32:21
  that you're not like that. That is not a compliment.
• 32:29
  The other day. I had a girl over in my apartment
• 32:32
  and she looked really good on Bumble, but when
• 32:36
  she pulled into the parking lot, she walked out
• 32:39
  and I went, oh my God, she was an Asian girl.
• 32:43
  She dropped that gorgeous and we smashed. And
• 32:45
  I was like, oh my God, you're pretty. Like over
• 32:48
  and over, I was astonished by how pretty she
• 32:50
  was. And she's like, do I not look pretty in
• 32:52
  my Bumble pictures? And I was like, that's why
• 32:53
  you gotta shut up, Ryan. Shut up and plow her.
• 32:55
  Mind you, I've never told him that I'm not an
• 32:58
  intense gym girl. So the only way he would have
• 33:02
  thought that is because of what I look like.
• 33:06
  I guess I don't look. But she doesn't. The thing
• 33:09
  with this girl, she's how? But she's not one
• 33:12
  of those girls. That's like fat. You know when
• 33:20
  you see a muscular workout girl and you're like,
• 33:21
  oh my god, her farts smell like eggs? She doesn't
• 33:24
  have that vibe. Like an intense gym girl. And
• 33:26
  you know what? I don't. That's so fair. Alright,
• 33:30
  I had enough of you. God. It was a compliment.
• 33:34
  We don't always want gym girls. Here's Pete Davidson's
• 33:38
  baby. Telling us about her life as a single mom.
• 33:44
  She's so... Proud of herself. Good morning. Oh,
• 33:48
  good morning. Just drinking my Luna fast order.
• 33:54
  This is a horrible video. Who edited this? Her?
• 33:57
  Hi, I'm making you breakfast. Oh my goodness.
• 34:00
  Every morning. This editing is horrendous, dude.
• 34:03
  When she uses like CapCut and did like nine different
• 34:07
  takes. I can't watch this. There's a cut after
• 34:11
  cut. At least use transitions. Good for you.
• 34:16
  You're a single mom. We're so proud of you. Good
• 34:20
  job. Whatever, dude. All right. What do we want
• 34:26
  to do here? We got so much happening. Do we want
• 34:28
  to keep going? Do we want to take a break? We'll
• 34:32
  keep going. Here's Kayla Nicole. She's talking
• 34:38
  about how she's single. And she's playing the
• 34:43
  field, which means she's getting banged by guy
• 34:49
  after guy. Okay, how are you? Hey, how you doing?
• 34:54
  I'm doing. How you doing? You look amazing, first
• 34:57
  of all. Happy Christmas. Thank you, thank you.
• 35:01
  Of course, I do want to ask you, you know, are
• 35:03
  you dating right now? Is there any love interest?
• 35:06
  I'm definitely dating. I'm playing the field.
• 35:25
  She's a lot prettier than Taylor, I'll be honest.
• 35:29
  Is she a clueless chaser with no talent? Of course.
• 35:33
  But she's prettier than Taylor. Yeah, she thinks
• 35:46
  she's above being on the show. I got a journalistic
• 35:53
  career. What happened to that sports podcast?
• 35:59
  Oh, yeah. Like everybody else. But I would never
• 36:05
  go on the show. I don't think you're better than
• 36:09
  everybody. Brooke Hogan is not happy with the
• 36:14
  police investigation of her dad's death. Shannon
• 36:17
  Doherty's house got sold. I forgot she was dead.
• 36:20
  Madonna goes down on a man in her new music video.
• 36:23
  All what? Is new. I just got a text. Police are
• 36:30
  investigating Lena the Plague's claim of identity
• 36:35
  theft. If there's no evidence of identity theft,
• 36:38
  she's pulling a Jussie Smollett. Kanye West,
• 36:41
  yay! His wife was wearing an outfit where you
• 36:44
  could pretty much see her naked. Let's know.
• 36:47
  Pete Davidson was hanging out with his daughter.
• 36:50
  That guy, Carmelo Anthony, the detective said
• 36:54
  that the knife was legal under Texas law. I hate
• 36:59
  how that's a race, kind of a, I don't want to
• 37:01
  say race baiting, but it's a very controversial
• 37:03
  topic because a lot of people are like, oh yeah,
• 37:05
  he killed the white guy. Oh, here's that hot
• 37:09
  piece of ass AOC. I love when people are like,
• 37:12
  oh, Sue is a bartender. Okay, she had to make
• 37:16
  a living early on. But then like, if Erica Kirk
• 37:21
  was a bartender, they're like, oh yeah, she's
• 37:23
  an independent woman. Shut up. How do you want
• 37:28
  it? Although Erica Kirk would be a terrible bartender
• 37:30
  because she would just want to plow all the rich
• 37:32
  guys. And when I say plow, I mean like she's
• 37:37
  doing the plowing because they like it from behind
• 37:39
  because they're in a closet. That's how most
• 37:41
  conservatives are. All righty. It's getting a
• 37:45
  little weird in here. So here's AOC on people
• 37:49
  booing Trump at the NBA finals. Enjoy your day.
• 37:53
  TMZ in the house. My God, she's rocking this
• 37:57
  nice tight outfit. Mm -hmm. Mara Muslim. My bagel
• 38:02
  Jewish. My Christian Dior. God, she's so freaking
• 38:06
  hot. Oh my God. Nixon. I saw people. Yeah, it
• 38:11
  didn't happen. Doing it on Twitter. So I just
• 38:13
  wanted to do it. You know, a lot of people are
• 38:16
  thinking, what is Trump's reception going to
• 38:18
  be like tonight at Madison Square Garden? And
• 38:20
  I know it's easy to say, oh, he's going to get
• 38:22
  booed. But like, I mean, he's not as liberal
• 38:25
  as people think. So what do you think? It's not
• 38:27
  just that. It's also. God, she is incredibly
• 38:30
  pretty. These tickets were going for like $42
• 38:33
  ,000. Yeah, James Dolan's a douche bag. Peace.
• 38:40
  And so, you know, when you have a stadium full
• 38:43
  of people paying 42 grand, these are all the
• 38:45
  people that are getting, you know, if you can
• 38:47
  afford to impulse buy a $42 ,000 ticket at MSG,
• 38:51
  you're probably in the tax bracket. That's a
• 38:54
  very good point, but it's a hot piece of ass.
• 38:57
  He cut in order to. You know, that he cut those
• 39:01
  taxes and cut everyone's health care that's stuck
• 39:05
  outside of the stadium in order to afford that.
• 39:07
  And so. God, she's so hot. I don't know what
• 39:10
  the reception is going to be. It was pretty bad.
• 39:12
  We'll play the audio later. God, is she hot.
• 39:15
  Oh, my God. How old is she? Very curious. She's
• 39:22
  36. She's only like five years older than me.
• 39:25
  I would bring you ruckus. I would tear that apart.
• 39:30
  She'd be calling me Hoppy Poppy. I have a friend
• 39:33
  in the comic community named Kelly that calls
• 39:35
  me that, so I like being called that. Hoppy Poppy.
• 39:38
  Oh, yeah, Jay -Z talking to TMZ. He's got this,
• 39:43
  like, afro. He kind of looks like Wanda Sykes.
• 39:46
  Maybe it is Wanda Sykes as Jay -Z. No, but it's
• 39:49
  Jay -Z, and he was answering questions to TMZ.
• 39:54
  And after all the allegations of Jay -Z recently,
• 39:58
  you know he's got to talk to the media to come
• 40:02
  off like a good guy. Even though he's one of
• 40:05
  the greatest rappers of all time, you cannot
• 40:06
  take that from him. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856
• 40:11
  -494 -6773. 6 -7. All right. Here's Jay -Z talking
• 40:19
  to T. M .Z. 30 miles down. Oh my God. He's got
• 40:31
  quite the Afro. Looks like Afro man. Cause I
• 40:37
  got her. And she has, he has not listening to
• 40:47
  that broad. She just keeps going. Yeah, listen.
• 41:02
  I don't know who this TMZ girl is, but she does
• 41:05
  not do a good job asking questions. He is just
• 41:13
  signing autographs, taking pictures, not listening
• 41:14
  to that woman. I think we're kind of seeing what
• 41:18
  it's like at home with Beyonce when she's talking.
• 41:20
  That was very productive. I wonder what it's
• 41:27
  like when they show Harvey Levin in that footage.
• 41:29
  You didn't do a good job. Eight, five, six, 49
• 41:34
  happy. It's eight, five, six, four, four, six,
• 41:38
  seven, seven, three. You can tweet at me at Ryan
• 41:42
  happy radio. Ryan happy radio at gmail .com.
• 41:49
  All right. The coffee's going right through me.
• 41:52
  So we're right back. Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio
• 42:09
  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 42:11
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 42:15
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 42:22
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 42:25
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 42:27
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 42:30
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 42:34
  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 42:36
  back. Here's Party Animal Night. That was Party
• 46:35
  Animal by Akon and Pitbull. Now, before I add
• 46:39
  to this, next guest, gotta load up the proper
• 46:42
  music. We all know, if you've been listening,
• 46:43
  which you have been, that in the beginning of
• 46:45
  the show, we began with salsa music. And we're
• 46:47
  gonna be, we're gonna continue. With some salsa
• 46:52
  music! Live. In this hidden studio. From the
• 46:59
  number one Hispanic morning show in Southwest
• 47:02
  Florida. Tony Clemente. De Milo, Tony. On Maxima
• 47:08
  Mornings at 92 .5 Maxima. I'm going to lose my
• 47:11
  voice later. It's right here on Happy Hour. What
• 47:16
  up, Tony? Happy, man. Golly. You got me pumped.
• 47:22
  I need you at 6 a .m. to start. I know. I probably
• 47:25
  should have learned how to do Duolingo three
• 47:26
  years ago. I was offered the producer position,
• 47:29
  but I don't know anything more than uno, dos,
• 47:31
  tres. It would have been you. You would have
• 47:34
  saved a lot of lives. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine?
• 47:38
  I just don't have the attention span for Duolingo.
• 47:42
  I know I should do it. I just don't. I don't
• 47:45
  know. Camala, Camala. Neo wanted me to do a video
• 47:48
  series where he's going to learn Spanish. I don't
• 47:51
  even do video anyway, but you guys are killing
• 47:54
  it, man. You're number one in the area amongst
• 47:56
  Hispanic people. When everybody thought that
• 47:58
  these dinosaurs that went through 97 .1 would
• 48:01
  do something. And they did not. You know when
• 48:05
  it's desperation time in ratings is when you
• 48:08
  click on a TMZ video and you see your competitor
• 48:10
  dancing, because they got no content, dancing
• 48:13
  to promote themselves. Because their ratings
• 48:16
  are terrible. That's what they say, right? That's
• 48:19
  what I say. You can be politically correct because
• 48:22
  you're a loud mouth, but you try to be classy.
• 48:25
  How is it? Now, you had a kid two years ago,
• 48:27
  a year ago, whatever. You had a kid, you're married.
• 48:30
  But first, you pulled a millennial of having
• 48:32
  a kid first and then getting married. So you
• 48:35
  had a daughter and Tony. Then you recently had
• 48:40
  a son. Well, your girl did not. You just finished
• 48:43
  in her and then she had a kid. You didn't really
• 48:45
  give birth to it. But how is it being a father
• 48:47
  of a son? I was part of it, right? You can't
• 48:51
  give birth without what I have. Yeah. No, but
• 48:54
  it's one of those things. How is it not being
• 48:56
  a father to a son? It's different. I'll tell
• 49:02
  you that. Why is it different? Because mommy
• 49:04
  treats the boy a lot different. Oh, yeah. How's
• 49:07
  that happening? Is he a mama's boy? Yes, he's
• 49:11
  a breast milk boy. Oh, yeah. Especially with
• 49:15
  those milkers. I didn't say that. Tony, Tony.
• 49:19
  Is it harder now that you have two kids to get
• 49:24
  naughty? Or have you been getting naughty? And
• 49:27
  are you having a third kid or are you getting
• 49:28
  a vasectomy? Because I'll tell you something.
• 49:30
  One time I was on a plane about 10 years ago
• 49:32
  and this guy told me the difference between two
• 49:34
  to three kids is worse than one to two kids.
• 49:37
  So are you going to have a third kid or are you
• 49:40
  done? I'm done. You're getting a vasectomy? Yes.
• 49:44
  You're pulling a ride, aren't you? Are you getting
• 49:46
  a vasectomy? Are you? When are you getting a
• 49:49
  vasectomy? Who's your doctor? I just look at,
• 49:53
  he's like in 30, he's on 38th Avenue. I should
• 49:55
  have had an endorsement every time someone gets
• 49:57
  snipped because of me, I get a little bit of
• 49:58
  the profit. It was only $5 on my insurance. But
• 50:02
  to get it reversed is like $2 ,500. But I don't
• 50:06
  like kids. I slept in today until 1030. I ain't
• 50:08
  built for kids. Oh man, I missed that. Tony,
• 50:12
  I love you. You're my dog. You're a legend. Hoppy
• 50:15
  hour. Hoppy hour. Download the podcast. And Hoppy.
• 50:21
  No, no, no. Do a quick liner. Hey, this is Tony
• 50:23
  from X -Ray. Listen to Javier. In English? Yes.
• 50:28
  In Spanish? In English and in Spanish. Let's
• 50:31
  go. Come on. Hey, this is Tony from 92 .5 Maxima
• 50:38
  from Mañanas Maximas with Tony and Battery. And
• 50:41
  you're listening to Javier. In Spanish, though?
• 50:59
  Now go to that poopy house of yours. How bad
• 51:03
  does it smell there? Does it smell like poop?
• 51:05
  Smells like shit. Oh yeah, that was tiny. Let
• 51:11
  me turn this off. From a 92 .5. Amelia! Mm -hmm.
• 51:17
  All right, let's see what's going on with TMZ.
• 51:22
  Today on TMZ. Okay, J -Lo has some good news.
• 51:26
  Her kids have been admitted to college. Oh, that's
• 51:29
  good! Don't you feel, oh, I remember when those
• 51:33
  kids were born. Now the twist. They both got
• 51:36
  a scholarship. You gotta be f***ing kidding me.
• 51:38
  Are you serious? Definitely because it's not
• 51:41
  J -Lo. They totally earned it. It's not nepotism.
• 51:46
  The reason you use scholarships is because there
• 51:48
  are exceptional kids who are need -based. Is
• 51:50
  there any chance that the people that are looking
• 51:53
  at the applications are like, ooh, this is Marc
• 51:55
  Anthony's kid? The more likely is they looked
• 51:58
  at TMZ and said, they cannot unload that $60
• 52:00
  million. Taylor and Travis are coming to New
• 52:07
  York for their... Oh, yeah! Wedding somewhere
• 52:10
  in the middle of Manhattan. There's been a lot
• 52:13
  of buzz that maybe the wedding was gonna be held
• 52:15
  at MSG. I think that they're gonna get married
• 52:17
  at the library. The library? It'll be the first
• 52:20
  time he's ever been in a library. Oh yeah! Kathy
• 52:25
  Hilton out after being cut from the West Hollywood
• 52:28
  Pride Parade over backlash of her. I love the
• 52:32
  Pride Parade. Political ties. I've been involved
• 52:35
  with the community for a long, long time. Man,
• 52:37
  she's a hot piece of ass, isn't she? Mm -mm.
• 52:40
  I want them to have the best day. Why wouldn't
• 52:43
  they get a gay person? You know, because you
• 52:45
  don't need a gay person. Why does that have to
• 52:46
  be a gay person? It's Pride Month. Like, if they
• 52:48
  put me as someone for, like, Black History Month,
• 52:51
  that would be weird. That would be weird. Kevin
• 52:55
  Jonas is defending having his bedroom playlist.
• 52:59
  Oh, yeah. I don't need music unless it's like
• 53:03
  I like to hear a pneumonia. It's all her favorite
• 53:09
  music. Who the hell is turning on a playlist?
• 53:11
  This music thing is BS. You came from the time
• 53:19
  where people are. I don't need to hear them talking.
• 53:22
  Hi. We'll do the talking here. If that's cool.
• 53:25
  I hope that's okay. Because it is my show. Happy
• 53:30
  Hot Topic! Angelina Jolie's son is celebrating
• 53:35
  two milestones. On June 5th, Knox Jolie Pitt,
• 53:41
  the youngest child of the actress and ex Brad
• 53:43
  Pitt, became a high school graduate. It's so
• 53:46
  cute! Marks the accomplishment with an unusual
• 53:51
  celebration, a Muay Thai fight. Man, it's got
• 53:54
  to be weird having your mom as a sign chick.
• 53:57
  Got to be weird having a Debbie dad like Brad
• 53:59
  Pitt. Abby Plaza showing off her baby bump. The
• 54:05
  pregnant actress glowed on the Tony Awards red
• 54:07
  carpet June 7th with boyfriend Christopher Abbott.
• 54:11
  I'm wondering now. I know she's been a lot. I
• 54:15
  know she's been through a lot because her man
• 54:17
  killed himself. But a part of me wonders if she
• 54:22
  was with Christopher Abbott while she was with
• 54:25
  her ex. By her side, Aubrey cradled her baby
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  bump while wearing a Chanel black pinstriped
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  dress. She kept her hair down and accessories
• 54:35
  minimal. Hot piece of ass she is. Although she
• 54:39
  seems like when you argue with her, she would
• 54:41
  never shut up. She would just keep going on and
• 54:45
  on and on and on. Doesn't she kind of have that
• 54:49
  vibe? Like, she would just be so annoying. I
• 54:53
  mean, I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
• 54:57
  On the other hand, Chris sported a black tux
• 54:59
  and skinny tie. He's nominated for Best Performance
• 55:02
  by an Actor in a Featured Role in a Play for
• 55:04
  his role as Biff Loman in the revival of Arthur
• 55:07
  Miller's... That's what's happening with them.
• 55:11
  What's going on with this loser? What's going
• 55:14
  on with this? And Alina Abovian, editor in chief
• 55:22
  of digital content for L .A. magazines here with
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  more. Hi, Alina. Thanks for coming back on. So
• 55:27
  we spoke right after Election Day. At that time,
• 55:30
  Spencer Pratt was leading Nithya Raman. And now
• 55:33
  he's in third place. What do you make of her
• 55:37
  closing that gap? And how long before? All right,
• 55:39
  so hang on. This is Spencer Pratt. He's a brat.
• 55:44
  Where's this douche? This morning, veteran 60
• 55:46
  Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley is calling
• 55:48
  out CBS leadership as incompetent and inexperienced.
• 55:52
  He just has that annoying boomerang of a tune.
• 55:55
  I'm just like, God, you're a douche. You just
• 55:58
  look at him and you're like, God, he always shuts
• 56:01
  up. Right now. CBS News, in my view, is on fire.
• 56:08
  These boomers think that over -the -air TV still
• 56:15
  matters. No, they... I don't feel like watching
• 56:20
  those epic commercials and then watching political
• 56:21
  propaganda at 7 p .m. on a Sunday. Part of an
• 56:26
  emotional interview with the New York Times.
• 56:29
  I've never liked Scott Pell. He just seems like
• 56:31
  a humorless douche. And then you hear about how
• 56:33
  he's possibly a douchebag behind the scenes.
• 56:35
  It's like, you're no saint, dude. Jason Biggs
• 56:41
  and Jenny Mullen are entering their next chapter
• 56:43
  together. Oh, that's so cute. Less than a month
• 56:48
  after the former couple confirmed their breakup
• 56:50
  following 18 years of marriage, May 14th. They
• 56:53
  proved their friendship as strong as ever during
• 56:55
  an outing with their kids. That's good that they're
• 56:58
  making it about the kids and not themselves.
• 57:01
  Sid and Laszlo in New York, June 7th. The former
• 57:05
  pair embarked on a family dinner arm in arm.
• 57:08
  I wonder if they're still banging a little bit.
• 57:11
  Just a little bit. Well, mystery gang, the new
• 57:19
  live action Scooby -Doo has finally revealed
• 57:21
  its titular character. People are hating on this
• 57:24
  new Scooby -Doo. As if the movie from 2002 was
• 57:29
  some cinematic classic. It was just because we
• 57:31
  were younger and we were, you know, kids. Same
• 57:35
  thing with like the Garfield movie. It was trash.
• 57:38
  But because we were younger, we miss it. Shakira
• 57:42
  is sharing her thoughts on retirement. You can't
• 57:45
  just say Shakira when you talk about her retirement.
• 57:48
  You gotta go, Shakira! It's the only way to do
• 57:52
  it. During an interview with Vogue, she's a hot
• 57:55
  piece of ass. Published June 7th, the singer
• 57:57
  reveals that despite her ongoing global success,
• 58:00
  she recently considered trading in her music
• 58:02
  career for a life off the grid. Alright, well
• 58:05
  there you go. I try to be off the grid a little
• 58:08
  bit. I know I post my podcast all the time, but
• 58:10
  how often do you see me post about what I'm doing?
• 58:12
  You don't need to know. Bowen Yang shared an
• 58:18
  insight into his Saturday Night Live mid -season
• 58:21
  departure. Oh my God, this guy thinks he's so
• 58:25
  important on SNL. Unless you're this liberal.
• 58:30
  You know how he mad at me. While sitting down
• 58:33
  with Rachel Sennett for Variety's Actors on Actors,
• 58:37
  Yang shared that he was, quote, All right, so
• 58:42
  he left SNL. SNL's not been funny in my whole
• 58:45
  lifetime. Joshua Jackson seems to be kicking
• 58:52
  off his summer with romance. Oh, yeah, you know.
• 58:57
  You know he's got raging BDE. The Dawson's Creek
• 59:02
  alum is prompting rumors of a new relationship
• 59:04
  after being spotted with model Olivia Burgess.
• 59:07
  Oh my gosh, she's so skanky looking. God, that's,
• 59:11
  ew. Ew! Mm -hmm. Turns out Kevin Jonas is the
• 59:20
  ultimate wingman, and he's got the stomach to
• 59:23
  prove it. The eldest Jonas brother revealing
• 59:25
  on the June 7th episode of the Hey Jonas podcast,
• 59:28
  Hey Kevin! That he was there for his brother
• 59:32
  Nick Jonas and Nick's wife. Priyanka Chopra's
• 59:35
  first official date eight years ago. And that
• 59:38
  his commitment to playing wingman may have gone
• 59:40
  a little too far. Their first date was eight
• 59:43
  years. It feels like they've been together like
• 59:44
  14 years. Wingman so hard I threw up in the bathroom
• 59:47
  and rallied. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, praise. Clap,
• 59:52
  clap, clap. They're using a little sound effect,
• 59:54
  but I know it's cute. It was actually, it was
• 59:57
  a pro move. No one used to tell me when I hit
• 59:58
  my buttons. And there you go, there's that. And
• 1:00:02
  there's this meaningless headline. I can't play
• 1:00:07
  it, but it's got music, but it's that Travis
• 1:00:10
  Kelsey and Taylor maybe getting married. The
• 1:00:14
  thing that's known as Madison Square Garden.
• 1:00:17
  They're very open to the experiences. Here's
• 1:00:21
  Steven Spielberg revealing if his family believes
• 1:00:23
  in aliens. Others have had. If you found out
• 1:00:27
  we weren't alone. If someone showed you. Proved
• 1:00:33
  it to you. All right, whatever. That was a weird
• 1:00:36
  clip. That was a car crash of a segment. What's
• 1:00:39
  going on here? Now to the heated Los Angeles
• 1:00:41
  race for mayor with primary votes still being
• 1:00:43
  counted. Mayor Karen Bass is holding on to her
• 1:00:46
  lead. I think Spencer Pratt had a chance. But
• 1:00:51
  then when he was like saying he was living in
• 1:00:53
  the RV. But he was really living in like that
• 1:00:57
  hotel. Stuff like that. You're just kind of exposed.
• 1:01:00
  I mean, you know what I mean? But reality TV
• 1:01:01
  star Spencer Pratt is seeing his chances of making
• 1:01:04
  the runoff election dwindle. Here's ABC's Kena
• 1:01:06
  Whitworth. He's the upstart conservative candidate
• 1:01:09
  from reality TV. Yeah, he's copying Trump. But
• 1:01:14
  tonight, Spencer Pratt could fall just short
• 1:01:16
  of making it into a November runoff with Los
• 1:01:19
  Angeles mayor. Oh, yeah. Karen Bass just seems
• 1:01:21
  like a dirty rotten hag, though. Let's not lie
• 1:01:23
  to ourselves. Mayor Karen Bass. I look around
• 1:01:26
  and the city's failing most of Los Angeles. And
• 1:01:29
  you failed in life. You're a douche. Pratt was
• 1:01:32
  in second place on election night, but in California,
• 1:01:34
  where 80 % of voters vote by mail, it can take
• 1:01:37
  weeks to get final results. Oh, yeah. I think
• 1:01:43
  if Trump never ran, ever, I think I'd be like,
• 1:01:46
  oh, it's kind of cool that Spencer Pratt's running.
• 1:01:47
  But I think because we've seen a reality star
• 1:01:49
  do it already, it's like, it's just so, like,
• 1:01:51
  it's so been there, done that. No! Happy Hot
• 1:01:55
  Topic! Zahara Marley Jolie. Mm -hmm. Brad Pitt
• 1:02:02
  and Angelina Jolie's daughter, Zahara, officially
• 1:02:05
  drops Pitt from her last name. Yeah. Brad Pitt's
• 1:02:09
  a loser. Mm -hmm. Katy Perry calls her boyfriend
• 1:02:13
  Justin Trudeau the love of my life. Oh, that's
• 1:02:16
  so cute. Katy says this during the New York City
• 1:02:20
  premiere of her concert film, Katy Perry, The
• 1:02:22
  Lifetime Store, live from Paris on June 8th,
• 1:02:25
  where she and Justin also make their red carpet
• 1:02:27
  debut. All right, so they're banging each other.
• 1:02:30
  It's time for Kardashian news. Right now. Turn
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  it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Pardashian news,
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  truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks what's
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  in the plush. Built an empire off nothin' but
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  the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness
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  in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'
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  what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal
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  demolition Exposing fake lives, media's worst
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  addiction Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on
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  Topic! Lewis Hamilton is finally breaking his
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  silence on his romance with Kim Kardashian. Oh,
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  yeah! You know he's prowling her. The seven -time
• 1:05:03
  Formula One world champion briefly spoke out
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  about his relationship with a reality star during
• 1:05:09
  a press conference following the 2026 Monaco
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  Where he came in second place. During the press.
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  cheering him on in the stands. So as she responded,
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  quote, it's amazing to have her come this weekend.
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  Yeah, she did. Every time. Have her support.
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  Yeah, that's adorable. All right, what do we
• 1:05:35
  want to do here? Let's do side chicken news.
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  it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
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  You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
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  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
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  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
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  dates. Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe.
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  Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
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  huntin' Scrollin' through the gram All I see
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  is double lies You can't tag the man But you
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  tag the watch He buys it This that side chick
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  Got a ring on your hand Still shopping for the
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  next key All team stressing, trying to spin it
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  for the press But the group chat meme got receipts
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  on deck From the field goals missing to the model
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  I'm just reading what the headlines say I'm the
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  story now, same story This that side chick news,
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  side chick news Ryan, I be gone too Every fraud,
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  every fling, every late night move We exposed,
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  we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every
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  late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah, we
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  say it like it is on the afternoon cruise Side
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  About his next headline. You're telling me...
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  Our relationship that began on infidelity doesn't
• 1:09:06
  last. No way. I would have saw this coming. Everybody
• 1:09:10
  knows that Ariana Grande is a side chick. She
• 1:09:15
  cheated on Dalton Gomez with Ethan Slater, a
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  .k .a. SpongeBob, and he cheated on his high
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  school sweetheart with her. And after three years,
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  they break up. Oh, yeah, that wicked energy of
• 1:09:27
  them making those two movies. You know, once
• 1:09:29
  they got to know each other, they realized they're
• 1:09:31
  losers. TMZ has learned Ariana Grande and Ethan
• 1:09:35
  Slater have officially called it quits and it
• 1:09:37
  turns out the pair have been broken up for months.
• 1:09:39
  Yeah, I kind of saw it there. We have not seen
• 1:09:43
  reports of them. They were all over Instagram.
• 1:09:46
  They were so nauseating and she was talking about
• 1:09:50
  it on Good Morning America like it's a real relationship.
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  And all of a sudden, you don't hear from them.
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  You left your wife and kid for nothing, you loser.
• 1:10:03
  I'm sure it was. And now he lost his family.
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  I mean, he still has a kid. And he lost his girl.
• 1:10:12
  And she looks like Skeletor anyway. Oh, I'm sure
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  they're totally friends. All right. We were told
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  they gave this breakup serious consideration.
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  Yeah, you know, you gotta think about it. She
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  had a really good man in Dalton Gomez, a very
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  hardworking, famous realtor in L .A., and he
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  had a woman that cared about him during his ups
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  and downs. and they left each other for nothing.
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  And ultimately decided to end their romantic
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  relationship. Our sources tell us Ariana's new
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  album is not inspired by the breakup. Oh, I'm
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  sure totally not. Shut up. Nor is any of the
• 1:10:50
  music about her relationship with Ethan at all.
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  That's a lie. How are we supposed to believe
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  you? You started off in a relationship on infidelity.
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  How are we supposed to believe you? As TMZ previously
• 1:10:59
  reported, the two connected while working on
• 1:11:01
  Wicked together. Oh, yeah, the Wicked romance.
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  And then they came out in public. Oh, yeah, they
• 1:11:06
  were coming. Looked together in July of 2023,
• 1:11:08
  right after Ariana had separated from her then
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  -husband. Wow, that was three years ago. Wow.
• 1:11:12
  Dalton Gomez. And around the same time, Ethan
• 1:11:15
  had split with his then -wife, Lily J. That is
• 1:11:18
  called cheating. And a cheater's a never -win.
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  I've seen it with money. It never wins. Unless
• 1:11:27
  the woman wants to stay with the man for the
• 1:11:28
  money. Then I think you win. 8, 5, 6, a 40, a
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  9, a hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Hoops. Ryan
• 1:11:39
  Hockey on the mic, breaking down the scenes.
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  NBA drama, living out the dreams. That's why
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  it's wild, it's always about the queens. Dropping
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  dollars, bombs all in on schemes. These hoops,
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  man, he knows it all. Screw scandals to the court,
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  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
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  Now I got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe, legends
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  in the game Shaq's big presence, true hall of
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  fame Hobby skills of T ain't playing tame Behind
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  the curtain, nothing left the same He's loose,
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  man, he knows it all. Through sandals to the
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• 1:12:17
  a ball. Oh, yeah! That's right, the Knicks did
• 1:12:20
  not look ready. It must have been really chaotic
• 1:12:24
  having that orange. A pedophile there! Breaks
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  talk cuts through the sleeper Javi's hoops, man,
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• 1:13:41
  Last night's game, the Knicks, just right off
• 1:13:44
  the bat. They're always playing from behind.
• 1:13:48
  I mean, even when they were playing the Atlanta
• 1:13:50
  series. They need to start out hot. As everybody
• 1:13:54
  knows, Jalen Brunson, when he was a freshman
• 1:13:57
  at Stevenson High School, made all my friends
• 1:13:59
  cry. So I've seen him play since he was a freshman
• 1:14:04
  in high school, and all my friends were seniors.
• 1:14:07
  And I knew he was destined for greatness, and
• 1:14:09
  then he won two championships in NCAA. I think
• 1:14:14
  they have a chance, but he needs to go for like
• 1:14:16
  a 35 -40 point game. They need him to ball out.
• 1:14:19
  And also last night, I don't know what Kyle Anthony
• 1:14:21
  Towns is doing. But that ain't it, dog. And also
• 1:14:26
  Mitchell Robinson's free throw skills. Very strange.
• 1:14:31
  But what do we got here? All right, let me turn
• 1:14:34
  this off. What do we have? Here is Jalen Brunson.
• 1:14:41
  saying that talks about ESPN and Fox saying the
• 1:14:44
  Knicks were dumb for giving him 104 million.
• 1:14:46
  There's on Twitter or X, wherever we call it
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  now. There's a, there's like a compilation of
• 1:14:52
  like videos of like when I did sign and it was
• 1:14:56
  like a bunch of like, it was like an ESPN. It
• 1:14:58
  was like on Fox sports or whatever. And I'm just
• 1:15:02
  saying like how dumb or how bad it was for the
• 1:15:05
  Knicks or whatever, the grading process of it.
• 1:15:08
  Every time I see it, I just got to kind of like,
• 1:15:10
  I don't watch it, but I skim over it. I'm like,
• 1:15:12
  there it is again. I didn't think of it at the
• 1:15:16
  time, but when I saw it, I was like, all right,
• 1:15:17
  just another step in somewhere people don't believe
• 1:15:19
  in me. I feel that. He's always been an underdog.
• 1:15:22
  He was drafted in the second round. I believe
• 1:15:26
  in myself. It kind of keeps me humble. Hey, these
• 1:15:28
  people don't think you're anything. I feel that.
• 1:15:30
  That's how I deal with Kelta, Rover, the comic
• 1:15:33
  community. And I'm not trying to go out there
• 1:15:36
  and prove to the world that, yo, I belong here.
• 1:15:39
  I'm proving to myself, like, hey, I worked this
• 1:15:41
  hard to be in this position. I feel that every
• 1:15:43
  day I wake up. I have this opportunity. I need
• 1:15:46
  to take full advantage of it. And here is Representative
• 1:15:51
  Hakeem Jeffries being asked if Trump's a Knicks
• 1:15:54
  fan. Jeffries Jacob with TMZ. What do you think
• 1:15:56
  about Donald Trump going to game three tonight
• 1:15:59
  at Madison Square Garden? Listen, at this point.
• 1:16:01
  I'm focused on enjoying the game. The Yorkers
• 1:16:05
  want to enjoy the game. Yeah, but it's kind of
• 1:16:07
  hard when you got this loser making it about
• 1:16:09
  him. Time that we've been in the NBA finals in
• 1:16:14
  27 years. So I've said what I had to say about
• 1:16:19
  Donald Trump. And, you know, listen, it's just
• 1:16:23
  not clear to me that Donald Trump even knows
• 1:16:25
  the difference between Karl Rove and Karl -Anthony
• 1:16:28
  Townsend. That was funny. Speaking of the better
• 1:16:33
  president, here's Obama saying why Jordan's the
• 1:16:35
  GOAT. No, man, it's just like you with J. Cole.
• 1:16:37
  I'm from Chicago, and MJ, you know, remains the
• 1:16:42
  GOAT. Hell yeah, he does. I don't know if that
• 1:16:44
  music in the background is copyrighted, so be
• 1:16:46
  very careful. Here's Charles Barkley saying he
• 1:16:48
  won $1 million gambling seven times and lost
• 1:16:51
  it 25 times. You probably lost about $20 million
• 1:16:54
  in gambling. Have you quenched that urge to gamble,
• 1:16:58
  or do you still like to gamble? I love to gamble.
• 1:17:00
  I don't like to gamble. I got to the point. I
• 1:17:03
  would go to Vegas and I'd win a million dollars.
• 1:17:07
  Damn. How many would you play in a hand? 25,
• 1:17:10
  30, 40 ,000? I played 25 ,000 a hand. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:17:14
  A couple quick double downs, you can get them.
• 1:17:16
  Yeah. And quick double downs, you can get it
• 1:17:18
  up out your pockets. 25 ,000 is how much people
• 1:17:21
  on the radio make per year. It's probably been
• 1:17:24
  seven times. So I won a million dollars. Okay.
• 1:17:30
  There's probably been 25 times I've lost a million.
• 1:17:34
  Right. So what happened was I quit gambling for
• 1:17:38
  two years. And I always take the same group of
• 1:17:41
  guys for me. And I said, man, there you go. There's
• 1:17:45
  that. Here's Draymond Green. talking about Jalen
• 1:17:48
  Brunson's jerseys. Impressive to me is I've obviously
• 1:17:52
  played in six NBA finals or whatever it is. But
• 1:17:56
  I played with Stephen Curry and I played against
• 1:17:58
  LeBron James a lot. And the amount of Jalen Brunson
• 1:18:02
  jerseys I see stacks up to the amount of Stephen
• 1:18:04
  Curry and LeBron James jerseys you see. Very
• 1:18:08
  good point. And that's what's been most impressive
• 1:18:11
  to me is how much support they have for this
• 1:18:13
  team, but in particular, how much this city has
• 1:18:16
  fanned around that guy. There you go. There's
• 1:18:18
  that. Let me see here. How do we want to do this?
• 1:18:21
  This is funny. I'm trying to keep the political
• 1:18:23
  part for the end of it. Here is Cardi B performing
• 1:18:26
  her song, and then Charles Barkley comments on
• 1:18:29
  her boobs. Nick's up seven, looking for a 3 -0
• 1:18:31
  lead. We've been competing with Cardi B here.
• 1:18:35
  We lost. Hey. I don't know about these. That
• 1:18:39
  might be Cardi D's. That might be Cardi D's.
• 1:18:47
  So he's a boob man. Nice. Me too. I sure am.
• 1:18:54
  You know, Adam Silver shitting his pants when
• 1:18:57
  he's done that. I don't know who said that. Yeah,
• 1:19:04
  Ernie's such a good guy to keep the show going.
• 1:19:07
  All right, so here's Stephen A. Smith, who, what
• 1:19:12
  I love, Stephen A. Smith, Candace Owens, Tucker
• 1:19:18
  Carlson, Dan Bongina, all these guys that were
• 1:19:21
  all about Trump, even Kennedy, that annoying
• 1:19:25
  broad on Fox News, the former VJ. Better VJ smells.
• 1:19:29
  No, but literally all these people were saying
• 1:19:32
  how great Trump was during the election. You
• 1:19:34
  had Rogan, Logan Paul, the guy from the South.
• 1:19:40
  What's the Southern comedian's name? Theo Vaughn,
• 1:19:43
  all these people. And then they turned on Trump.
• 1:19:46
  And here's Stephen A. Smith calling out Trump
• 1:19:49
  for attending the NBA finals. A basketball segment.
• 1:19:53
  This president has no business showing up in
• 1:19:57
  New York City. I am dead serious. It is selfish.
• 1:20:01
  It is narcissistic. It is. But you voted for
• 1:20:05
  him. This is what it is, dude. It is ridiculous
• 1:20:07
  that he that he is coming to this game. I would
• 1:20:11
  say the same thing if it were Obama, George W.
• 1:20:14
  Clinton. I don't give a damn. We went back to
• 1:20:16
  Reagan. This is not a football stadium in some
• 1:20:19
  space in Texas where you've got a whole bunch
• 1:20:21
  of outlays and all of this. This is the garden.
• 1:20:24
  This is Midtown Manhattan. There's that. And
• 1:20:26
  then here's Trump's response. I should probably
• 1:20:29
  have YouTube unmuted. That would probably help
• 1:20:32
  my cause. Before attending Game 3 of the NBA
• 1:20:34
  Finals tonight, Stephen A. Smith said this about
• 1:20:37
  Donald Trump attending. If they lose tonight,
• 1:20:39
  I'm looking right at him. Nah, it's because they
• 1:20:42
  didn't start out well. I'm saying it. This is
• 1:20:46
  just me. I'm blaming him. I'm blaming the president
• 1:20:50
  of the United States of America if the New York
• 1:20:52
  Knicks lose this tonight. To which the Knicks
• 1:20:55
  went on to lose Game 3 versus Spurs. They do
• 1:20:57
  lead the series 2 -1, but Donald Trump was asked
• 1:21:00
  about Stephen A. Smith saying that. Mr. President,
• 1:21:03
  ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith was talking
• 1:21:05
  about running for president. He said he would
• 1:21:07
  blame you if the Knicks lost the game. How do
• 1:21:09
  you respond to that? I think he's a nice guy.
• 1:21:13
  But you need a certain aptitude to run for president.
• 1:21:16
  You need a high IQ. I'm not sure that Steven
• 1:21:18
  has that. All right, you're talking about yourself.
• 1:21:21
  This is what the city that you claim you're from
• 1:21:23
  thinks of you. Yeah, it's Hoppy out. Every single
• 1:22:12
  word cut throat Bright lights ain't Pete, he's
• 1:22:15
  livin' the dive Tall dude duckin' door frames,
• 1:22:18
  crooked little smile Nationally they tune in,
• 1:22:20
  locally they vibe You roast any fake king, tryna
• 1:22:23
  call it a tribe You brag on your towers, he laughs
• 1:22:26
  at your hair You brag about winnin', he's like,
• 1:22:28
  who cares? You sellin' him stories, he breakin'
• 1:22:31
  them apart He don't hold back, he just ain't
• 1:22:34
  for the heart Donald Trump is a douchebag, yeah
• 1:22:36
  we said it Loud mouth, small facts, big cap,
• 1:22:38
  let it echo Donald Trump is a douchebag Run the
• 1:22:41
  tape. Hoppy on the mic saying everything they
• 1:22:44
  want. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Facts, facts.
• 1:22:47
  Six, nine hosts and he still can't reach that
• 1:22:49
  low. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Turn it up.
• 1:22:52
  Hoppy out with every single word cut through.
• 1:22:55
  You tweeting on caps, he clap back live. You
• 1:22:58
  hide behind suits, he outside with the drive.
• 1:23:00
  Ryan got callers from the Bay to the Bay State.
• 1:23:03
  All of them laughing, putting clowns in that
• 1:23:05
  ashtray. Big talk, tiny hands, big scam, same
• 1:23:07
  script. He flipped that, ripped that straight
• 1:23:10
  off the rip. Just that radio rumble, welcome
• 1:23:12
  to the jungle Hoppy say your name, whole tower
• 1:23:15
  start to clump Donald Trump is a douchebag Say
• 1:23:17
  it loud, loud mouth, small facts, big cap, let
• 1:23:20
  it echo Donald Trump is a douchebag Hoppy talk,
• 1:23:23
  Hoppy on the mic saying everything they want
• 1:23:25
  Donald Trump is a douchebag Facts, facts, facts,
• 1:23:28
  six, nine hosts and he still can't reach that
• 1:23:30
  low Donald Trump is a douchebag Hoppy hour, hit
• 1:23:34
  him every night, one more time before we go Say
• 1:23:37
  peep, peep, peep, keep it lockin', lockin' Ryan
• 1:23:40
  Hoppy never backspin. Tell the truth. Let the
• 1:23:43
  crowd laugh. Hoppy Hour. Put the fake in half.
• 1:23:53
  Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy
• 1:24:09
  Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 1:24:12
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 1:24:15
  I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The
• 1:24:22
  semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 1:24:25
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:24:27
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:24:30
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 1:24:35
  Hurry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
• 1:24:38
  Oh, yeah. Here's Noel and Pitbull with Like That.
• 1:24:43
  Hi, I always do this where I have YouTube muted.
• 1:24:46
  Mm -hmm. Yeah. Looks like we're going to hit
• 1:24:53
  them in the head with this. I'm right here, fella.
• 1:24:54
  You already know what it is. Die. I don't want
• 1:24:58
  to see you rap, rap, rapping it. Pitbull ain't
• 1:25:00
  rap, rap, rapping it. Fella feed that rap. This
• 1:25:06
  is my song. Make me want to break it down on
• 1:25:10
  you all night long. Got my little pretty skirt
• 1:25:14
  and my high heels on. All I need is a cutie and
• 1:25:18
  I can't go wrong. That's when, that's when I
• 1:25:22
  noticed you soon as I stepped into the room.
• 1:25:25
  The music's jumping but I noticed something about
• 1:25:29
  you. So I just took it to the floor. Hoping you
• 1:25:33
  would come and show me more. This drink got me
• 1:25:54
  feeling real nice And the spot's so hot I could
• 1:25:58
  dance all night Boy, you know you got me going
• 1:26:01
  And I can't sit down What you working with, baby?
• 1:26:06
  Well, I'm gonna find out That's why That's why
• 1:26:10
  I'm feeling what I'm feeling As I dance with
• 1:26:12
  you My body's overheating But I'm trying to be
• 1:26:16
  cool Ooh, baby, when we leave the floor I can't
• 1:26:20
  wait for you to show me more How to dance like
• 1:26:27
  that And ooh, we'll teach you how to move like
• 1:26:31
  that Yeah, ooh, I love it when you do it like
• 1:26:35
  that And I know we gon' kick it tonight If it's
• 1:26:39
  like that All my ladies in the club tonight Hit
• 1:26:42
  the bar, take a shot and get, get rad All the
• 1:26:45
  boys in the club tonight Roll it up, light it
• 1:26:47
  up and get, get high Ride with me, ride with
• 1:26:49
  me Get on the floor, let me jump right behind
• 1:27:01
  Catch em in the club, jugglin' times That's me,
• 1:27:04
  no trees, no game Lookin' for them women that
• 1:27:06
  ain't got no rings Spreadin' for whatever like
• 1:27:08
  it ain't no thing Walkin' through the club like
• 1:27:10
  my shit don't change, change We on fire, we on
• 1:27:14
  fire, we on fire, we on fire We on fire, we on
• 1:27:18
  fire, we on fire Boy, you know that We don't
• 1:27:22
  have to kick it tonight Let's party, baby, let's
• 1:27:26
  get it started, baby And I know we gon' kick
• 1:27:49
  it tonight if it is like that. Ooh, who taught
• 1:27:53
  you how to dance like that? And ooh, who taught
• 1:27:57
  you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love
• 1:28:01
  it when you do it like that. And I know we gon'
• 1:28:04
  kick it tonight if it is like that. What up,
• 1:28:43
  Amber and Hank? Oh, geez, I'm going to die. What's
• 1:28:46
  up, buddy? How are you? Are you doing good, buddy?
• 1:28:49
  Yes, I am. I just swam, so I'm ready to get the
• 1:28:52
  sugar. But first, we've got to do the opening
• 1:28:54
  production. Are you ready to start? Yes, buddy.
• 1:28:58
  Let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and
• 1:29:02
  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Not
• 1:29:42
  bad, man. How are you? I've been pretty good.
• 1:29:45
  What you been up to? I haven't talked to you
• 1:29:47
  in like 10 days. I've been busy. What you been
• 1:29:53
  busy with? Must work. That sounds very boring.
• 1:30:01
  Is it boring or is it good busy? It's an extremely
• 1:30:05
  boring night, I'm afraid. If you want to leave
• 1:30:09
  us a voice note, 856 -494 -6773. We got a comment
• 1:30:15
  here. Hammer and Hank, I've been a fan of you
• 1:30:17
  since you were on Mancow's morning show on Wild
• 1:30:20
  107. Keep up the good work. So that's our listener
• 1:30:25
  comment. I like. Ah, Hammer Hank, what is your
• 1:30:30
  radio memory this week? My radio memory this
• 1:30:34
  week is when I got to get to attend my first
• 1:30:40
  radio promotion in Modesto. Let's just say she
• 1:30:43
  called 97 FM, KSJQ, way back in 1985. What did
• 1:30:49
  you do there? I danced with a girl named Laura.
• 1:30:54
  Oh, yeah. And I got to win some prizes like water
• 1:31:01
  slide passes. Unfortunately, I didn't get to
• 1:31:04
  use them. Oh, that sucks. I wonder if they can
• 1:31:06
  still be used 40 years later. Ah, hammer and
• 1:31:11
  ink. I saw it. I want to ask you. So now, this
• 1:31:17
  is the big brother in me, even though you're
• 1:31:20
  older. Older than me, but like 30 years. This
• 1:31:22
  is the big brother in me, or maybe 25 years.
• 1:31:24
  This is the big brother in me taking care of
• 1:31:26
  you. You know I adore you. You know I decline
• 1:31:29
  podcast requests every month because people want
• 1:31:33
  to do video and I don't do video and I don't
• 1:31:35
  want to talk about my career. So I'm kind of
• 1:31:37
  a man of mystery, Hank. I only do this show in
• 1:31:40
  my show hoppy hour. Now, I want to ask you...
• 1:31:44
  Because I'm your dog. I'm your guy. I'm not patting
• 1:31:47
  myself on the back. I'm just saying I take pride
• 1:31:49
  in being your dude. Cameron, Hank, why do you
• 1:31:52
  think Wild 94 .9 is against you? Because I have
• 1:31:59
  mild autism. Did they say something or are you
• 1:32:02
  assuming? I'm assuming. Hank, I love you more
• 1:32:08
  than anything. I never had a sibling. You're
• 1:32:13
  like the brother I never had. Now, were they
• 1:32:17
  busting your balls maybe 25 years ago, a quarter
• 1:32:21
  century ago? Yeah. Elvis probably crossed the
• 1:32:24
  line a little bit too much, but Hank, I don't
• 1:32:27
  think, I think they're too busy trying to figure
• 1:32:29
  out how to get the ratings up. I don't think
• 1:32:32
  they're making, I think you're good, bud. And
• 1:32:34
  if they are, screw them. Yeah. But I don't think
• 1:32:38
  they're doing that. What made you think that?
• 1:32:42
  Because, uh, You know, I was bullied for a bit
• 1:32:49
  when I was on the party crew by the party crew
• 1:32:51
  members. You were what? On the party crew? Bullied.
• 1:32:54
  When? What year was this? I think it was 1998.
• 1:33:01
  Hanky. That was 28 years ago. So, if Facebook
• 1:33:05
  was around in 1998, I would get it. I would say
• 1:33:09
  you're fine, Hank. I'm telling you, radio is
• 1:33:14
  so terrible, though, that they actually need
• 1:33:17
  someone. I wish radio was good again. It's not
• 1:33:22
  going to happen when I hired to buy in all the
• 1:33:24
  stations 25 years ago. I just wanted to see what
• 1:33:27
  that post was about. I was sitting at my computer
• 1:33:31
  in my studio, and I was like, what is Hank talking
• 1:33:33
  about? Hank, what is your radio memory of the
• 1:33:38
  league? Why don't you talk about it? Oh, that's
• 1:33:43
  right. You don't have another one? I don't know
• 1:33:46
  why... Do you know the dog's house? Yeah. We're
• 1:33:52
  nominated for the Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame.
• 1:33:57
  Do you think you have a chance to make it in?
• 1:34:00
  Probably not. What are you... Whoa! Whoa! What
• 1:34:05
  an endorsement from one of the legendary cast
• 1:34:08
  members. Why? Do you think it's because... Because...
• 1:34:10
  Why? Competition. Well, you guys are the biggest
• 1:34:15
  show ever. Who else is going in? Who else is
• 1:34:19
  on the list of candidates for San Francisco Radio?
• 1:34:24
  One of the people I worked with when I was at
• 1:34:28
  KCRH, Aaron Axelson. I've heard of him. Live
• 1:34:33
  105, yes. I've heard of him. And Big Von. Mm
• 1:34:38
  -hmm. I think the doghouse will get in. If they
• 1:34:41
  don't, it's because they were edgy and people
• 1:34:43
  did not like that. I hope we get it, though.
• 1:34:50
  Don't we all? We hope we get it. I don't know
• 1:34:53
  what that means. Everett Hank, how was your recent
• 1:34:55
  appearance on Jeff Fife's radio show, The Woody
• 1:34:59
  Show? Extremely good. We did another round of
• 1:35:04
  Woody Show Crossfire. Oh, no. What did you guys
• 1:35:10
  talk about? It was good. What did you guys do?
• 1:35:13
  We talked about things in news. My upcoming San
• 1:35:17
  Jose Giants National Anthem audition. I mean,
• 1:35:19
  performance. I'm sorry. You're good. And also,
• 1:35:24
  the fact that I wrote on there for the Bay Area
• 1:35:31
  Radio Hall of Fame. Hammer and hang. I think
• 1:35:35
  if they get into the Hall of Fame, you need to
• 1:35:37
  go up there and pull a stunt. Stick it to him.
• 1:35:42
  Right now, you're a classy guy. You wouldn't
• 1:35:43
  do that. I wouldn't. I would go up there and
• 1:35:46
  just bitch slap Elvis. Ah, Hank, we need some
• 1:35:50
  humor right now. We need to laugh a little bit.
• 1:35:53
  Are you ready for the jokes if I hit the music?
• 1:35:58
  Yes. All right, one second. Hank's joke hitting
• 1:36:01
  like a trumpet from the trunk. Punch lines cracking
• 1:36:03
  louder than a cat. No punk sign. Hobby ride shotgun
• 1:36:06
  with oak truck. Why do I always bring my phone
• 1:36:28
  charger with me? Why? Because living before 20
• 1:36:32
  % value feels illegal. Why do I look in the mirror
• 1:36:40
  before leaving the house? Why? Because I like
• 1:36:44
  one chance to lower my expectations. Why do I
• 1:36:50
  keep those old cables? Why? Because one day I
• 1:36:56
  might find out what to go. I picked the longest
• 1:37:06
  check online. Why? Because I have gift for bad
• 1:37:11
  timing. Next. Why did I stare at the menu for
• 1:37:15
  10 minutes? Why? I stared at the menu for 10
• 1:37:19
  minutes. I'm sorry. Here again. Because I enjoy
• 1:37:21
  ordering the same thing every time. Why do I
• 1:37:27
  keep hitting snooze? Why? Because. my bed is
• 1:37:33
  better negotiated than I am. Wow, mouthful. Why
• 1:37:42
  do I get nervous when someone says, can I ask
• 1:37:45
  you a question? Because it's a cop? Because it
• 1:37:49
  never ends with winning the lottery. Why do I
• 1:37:55
  walk into the kitchen so often? Why? Because
• 1:37:59
  boredom and hunger were Why do you love free
• 1:38:20
  samples? Right now, you can't hear it because
• 1:38:31
  you're on Zoom. What do you think I'm playing?
• 1:38:38
  What do you think I'm playing? You can't hear
• 1:38:40
  it on Zoom. What music is this? Yeah! Breakdown
• 1:38:44
  Javis! How's that going, bud? What are you talking
• 1:38:54
  about there? What are you learning about Javis?
• 1:38:57
  Marriage? it can be adultery. Half the people
• 1:39:07
  on the radio know. I wonder if I was married,
• 1:39:12
  but unfortunately I'll never be able to. Why
• 1:39:15
  can't I get married? That's okay. Wait, wait,
• 1:39:17
  wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pump the brakes.
• 1:39:22
  Why can't Hank get married? Because I still haven't
• 1:39:28
  found what I'm I know there's no video to this
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  show, but the video of Hank singing was adorable.
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  You're just the best, dude. You always cheer
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  me up. Hank, it's 11 minutes and 11 seconds.
• 1:39:45
  We're going to manifest that hot piece of ass
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  Latino wife of yours, okay? All right. She'll
• 1:39:52
  be saying, oh, God. It's getting a little dirty
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  here. I have her at Hank. If I hit the music,
• 1:39:58
  are you ready for trivia? Yes. Watch this. Alright
• 1:40:40
  Hank, what do you got? Top ten adult contemporary
• 1:40:46
  hit records. You're so vague. Way back in the
• 1:40:50
  mid -70s. I know this song. You probably think
• 1:40:54
  this song is about you. But I don't know who
• 1:40:56
  sings it. Who is it? Cher? Marley Simon. That
• 1:41:01
  hot piece of ass. Anybody else? That's it for
• 1:41:05
  this week. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to ask
• 1:41:09
  you. This is a daytime talk show that you would
• 1:41:13
  love to be a guest of. Mm -hmm. Definitely the
• 1:41:17
  Jennifer Hudson show. Oh, he's hot. I'd bring
• 1:41:20
  her the ruckus. Would you bring her the ruckus,
• 1:41:23
  Hank? Because I want to talk about my long and
• 1:41:28
  storied radio career. Mm -hmm. Any other shows
• 1:41:33
  you want to go on? You can't go on Kelly Clarkson
• 1:41:35
  or Sherry Shepard anymore. Nope, because those
• 1:41:39
  shows were unfortunately canceled. Is there a
• 1:41:42
  ratings retail? Oh, Kelly Clarkson was covered.
• 1:41:44
  Oh, baby daddy died. Henry and Hank, let's have
• 1:41:47
  some positive vibes. Are you ready for Buddy
• 1:41:50
  of the Week? Yes. One second. Maybe turn it up
• 1:41:54
  in the club. Yeah. Tune in to the show. It's
• 1:41:59
  Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
• 1:42:02
  it dang. Henry Oaks on the mic. One call for
• 1:42:07
  the buddies. We just haven't seen. That's right.
• 1:42:18
  What? The Woody Show. The Woody Show? Yeah. I
• 1:42:23
  like Jeff Fife and Jason McMurray. Those are
• 1:42:25
  their real names. Woody and Menace. Yeah. The
• 1:42:30
  guy that won't talk to me. They take care of
• 1:42:32
  me very, very, very good. They what? Very good?
• 1:42:36
  They take care of me very, very, very good. Oh,
• 1:42:38
  that's good. Don't forget about me when you make
• 1:42:41
  it big time, bud. And also you. Ah, whatever.
• 1:42:45
  You're my buddy of the week also, buddy. Ah,
• 1:42:47
  man. Chopped liver. Aye, bloody chef. I'm seeing
• 1:42:53
  this co -worker of mine. She always dresses down
• 1:42:56
  in the office, and I'm looking at Instagram.
• 1:42:58
  Oh, my God. She's at this, like, pool party?
• 1:43:00
  Oh, my God. I know it's a visual, and no one
• 1:43:03
  can see it, but that is just... Do you ever see
• 1:43:05
  that, Hank, whenever you're on social media,
• 1:43:07
  and you need to stop what you're doing when you
• 1:43:09
  see a video of just hot -ass girls? Yep. You
• 1:43:15
  probably spanked her, too. You're like... Smurfette,
• 1:43:18
  give me five minutes. I'm kidding, I love you.
• 1:43:21
  How was your breakfast? I had a ham and cheese
• 1:43:27
  omelette, hash browns, one sausage link, orange
• 1:43:33
  juice, and coffee. Wow, that's going to be a
• 1:43:36
  big dump later. At the Norman C. Cash Rally.
• 1:43:40
  Hey, goodbye at the music. Are you ready for
• 1:43:43
  brick in the news? I don't have a... I don't
• 1:43:46
  have a prick this week. How dare you? I'm kidding.
• 1:43:49
  You put it in the prep. You silly goose, you.
• 1:43:53
  My prick of the week. I decided last night not
• 1:43:56
  to do one this week. You were so good, dude.
• 1:44:00
  It would have been a good prick of the week.
• 1:44:02
  We all would have been laughing, but it's all
• 1:44:04
  good. Hammer and Hank, anything else? Hammer
• 1:44:11
  and Hank. Henry Oakley. Because people... Some
• 1:44:14
  people like me, some people don't. Oh, the people
• 1:44:16
  that don't like you can kiss my ass. There's
• 1:44:19
  plenty of people. People who don't like me would
• 1:44:21
  kiss my butt. Oh, yeah. There's plenty of people
• 1:44:25
  that don't like me and some of them are listening
• 1:44:27
  right now. Guess what? We're wedding because
• 1:44:29
  you're listening. Ha ha. Anyway, anything else,
• 1:44:33
  Hank? I used to watch Popeye cartoons way back
• 1:44:37
  in the early 80s. One of the first DVDs I ever
• 1:44:42
  got. In 2003 when DVDs came out. You remember
• 1:44:47
  like when you'd go to the local grocery store
• 1:44:50
  and you could get one of those DVDs for like
• 1:44:51
  99 cents and it had all the cartoons from that
• 1:44:54
  era? Yep. I had the Popeye CD and the Superman,
• 1:44:58
  the original cartoon. Mm -hmm. I love Popeye.
• 1:45:05
  The movie was terrible. The live action film
• 1:45:07
  was horrendous. The cartoon was much better than
• 1:45:10
  the movie. Mm -hmm. Today on Hoppy Hour, I talked
• 1:45:14
  about ghosting and women that ghost, and I began
• 1:45:17
  the show by playing Casper the Friendly Ghost,
• 1:45:20
  the song. Remember that cartoon? It was Radio
• 1:45:23
  Hilarity. Hammer and Hank. Remember that cartoon?
• 1:45:26
  Yeah, it was a good cartoon. That's a very good
• 1:45:29
  cartoon, buddy. Is there anything else on the
• 1:45:32
  mind of Hammer and Hank? Then it just about does
• 1:45:37
  it. All right. Let me hit the music. Oh, wrong
• 1:45:40
  music. Let me hit this right here. hammer and
• 1:45:44
  egg what is on your mind to wrap up episode 55
• 1:45:50
  of the hammer and egg show don't give up on your
• 1:45:55
  goals always stay focused and sometimes or maybe
• 1:46:00
  someday your wishes will come true and I'll see
• 1:46:03
  you real soon peace in your hood bye egg peace
• 1:46:08
  in your hood mmm I got it. And there he goes
• 1:46:15
  on Zoom. The man, the myth, the legend. And if
• 1:46:18
  you're mean to him, you're a douchebag. Bye.
• 1:46:44
  Ryan hopped in the spot, radio waves hittin'
• 1:46:47
  hard like a chef with a pot Farewell, hammer
• 1:46:49
  and hang, gotta close up the show Legend in the
• 1:46:52
  booth where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior,
• 1:46:55
  always runnin' the glow But all good things gotta
• 1:46:57
  let the curtain go Slow down, spittin' truth
• 1:47:00
  with his unique grind Thoughts intertwined like
• 1:47:02
  graffiti on the line Ryan on the mic, Henry's
• 1:47:05
  rhythm divine They the blueprint, every beat
• 1:47:08
  they design Static in the speakers where the
• 1:47:10
  laughter used to ride. Hank led the show with
• 1:47:13
  that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop him,
• 1:47:15
  not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever immortalized.
• 1:47:19
  Farewell Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the
• 1:47:21
  show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used
• 1:47:24
  to flow. Autism warrior always running the glow.
• 1:47:27
  But That's the ultimate. Farewell Hammer and
• 1:48:12
  Hank Gotta close up the show Legend in the booth
• 1:48:14
  Where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always
• 1:48:18
  running the glow But all good things Gotta let
• 1:48:20
  the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes He
• 1:48:33
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• 1:48:38
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• 1:49:15
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• 1:49:19
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• 1:49:22
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• 1:49:31
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  blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets on
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  the streets, bets on them beats If you wanna
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  bounce, best bet, report to me My city's shot
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  -tied, where I put it down Ain't no limit, droppin'
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  beats, bout to pile My balls out a lot, cause
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• 2:00:17
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• 2:00:24
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  birthday, November 27th Do it like that until
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  yeah, I'm in the mood Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Got this bad new Gucci
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• 2:02:54
  haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental
• 2:02:57
  patient, I floss like a dentist patient This
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  the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio waves
• 2:06:00
  fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
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  dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm going.
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  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
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  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
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  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and backseats are daily grind Now
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  silence flowers and the thoughts we can't rewind
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  Oh the Hoppy Hour It's just so unfair It's just
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  so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.
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  Door is closing.