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99: Welcome to Plathville (S5 E8) / 90 Day Fiancé The Last Resort (S1 E11) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Welcome to reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts, Celia,
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  and I am here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice.
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  It's me. It is raining tonight in Texas. It is dormant.
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  You have your astigmatism, and you're a dude because you have to drive over
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  here, and so I'm just praying the entire time. Please make sure Beatrice
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  is safe. I know I'm driving and I'm like, I'm driving like a
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  grandma over here. People were honking at me and I'm like, I can't
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  see. The weather is totally changing, and nobody cares about our weather,
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  But in Texas, we care about our weather because it was so freaking hot
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  this summer. It's going to be like a high of forty six on Monday.
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  No, I can't gosh. We're going to be like real people.
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  so much. All right, before we get into the episode, is there
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  anything that you wanted to cover? I thought there was a comment or something
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  that you wanted to share from our pat beyond. Yeah, we do have
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  an interesting comment, a little question posed by Tammy, one of our fellow
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  raccoons on Patreon. Thank you so much for supporting so she reads. She
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  says, do you think Kim was having an affair with Ken before he became
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  Isaac's instructor and that's why they had hired him. I just wonder if she
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  hadn't been having an affair for a long time, because she didn't fucking mourn
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  her marriage. She was in no way torn. She's made this decision way
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  before the actual event, which is interesting question. So I'm not sure.
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  I think there was something on one of my Google alerts that put together the
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  timeline for Ken Palmer, and it looks like he was divorcing and or divorced
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  right before he got with Kim. Oh, that's sus but I'm not really
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  sure what that means because we don't really know when he got with Kim.
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  Yeah, maybe with Kim for a little while before Kim broke it off with
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  Barry, which is what I personally suspect. That they were seeing each other
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  for a while. That's what I'm thinking too. So do you think that
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  she knew Ken before Isaac knew Ken? Though I don't. I don't know.
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  That would be interesting, But I mean, it just seems like they've
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  been together a little bit longer than what she's putting on TV. Because in
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  this episode, she's like, I've got to tell the kids, I've got
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  to introduce them, because it's very serious, And I'm like, I thought
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  you guys were only dating for like a month or two, so a big
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  deal. Weren't you just asking him in last episode? Yeah? What are
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  we? Yeah? Formal, So I don't know. I think they've been
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  together a lot longer than I definitely think so as well, But I'm not
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  sure if it was before Isaac met him or not. That would be I
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  really wouldn't put it past her. I mean I wouldn't either. Yeah,
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  a question. Let us know what you guys think in the comments. There's
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  some shady things happening in the Plath family people. M All right, let's
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  get into this episode. Welcome to plath Bill, season five, episode eight,
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  entitled The Winter of Our Discontent God. People are not happy, especially
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  Ethan, especially Ethan and Olivia. And we open this episode with Kim and
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  most of her children heading over to a Christmas tree farm somewhere in Georgia mm
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  hmm and picking up a nice big tree so that they can celebrate Christmas for
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  the first time ever. What did you think of this? This was kind
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  of interesting. Yeah, I don't know what Kim's motivations are for this.
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  It seems like she's framing it like well buries the evil one that said no
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  to Christmas, and I just went along with it. But now that I'm
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  divorced, I'm gonna do Christmas with my kids. But I'm like, you
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  still chose to not do Christmas with your family with your kids and rob your
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  kids of that experience. But whatever, that's cool. It's kind of wholesome
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  to get some trees and walk around Mariah's outfit, though, tree farm lady,
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  I don't understand, Like, why do you always got to look like
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  some weird vampire character? Totally? You know What really bothers me about this,
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  though, Beatrice, is that both Barry and Kim grew up with the
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  benefit of Christmas, yes, and holidays, the magic of Christmas and presents
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  and all of those traditions, and then as soon as they got married,
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  they stripped their own kids of that celebration. That doesn't feel fair. They
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  also dated, Kim was also a hoe and she was drinking. She was
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  out there having fun, Barry was drinking, but then they locked down their
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  kids so harshly. Yeah, I don't agree with that at all. I
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  think that's really lame, and like, I don't understand the whole rationale for
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  not doing Christmas as a as a Christian. Like, I get that Jesus
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  wasn't born on December twenty fifth, whatever, but my naughty was like a
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  diehard Christian and she would make a birthday cake for Jesus Christmas every year just
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  because that's just what she did. But we still celebrate a Christmas. Like,
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  what's the big idea? I think Christmas is what you make of it.
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  Yes, that's what you intend to focus upon and celebrate. And I
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  think that what the connecting this to is the fact that this was originally a
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  pagan holiday. I think specifically, it's celebrated Mithras, who was kind of
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  a Jesus prototype, a deity before Jesus, and a lot of the Jesus
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  lore is actually mirrored in the tale of Mithrus. And so they're making the
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  connection in so far as the Church swept in co opted a pagan holiday and
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  turned it into a Christian holiday, which of course the Church did with Easter
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  and other things as well, And so maybe Barry primarily took the position that
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  they weren't going to celebrate a pagan holiday because it's not actually Christian, I
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  guess. But I mean, calm down, just like it's not that deep.
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  I mean, for real fun get a tree, get presents, and
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  hang out with your family and eat fudge. Like that's all it really is,
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  like you were able to do, right, I see, it's so
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  lame to me. So they find a very tall tree and strong isaac Ka
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  Town. They put it in the truck and they head on over to Kim's
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  apartment and we bop on over to Victoria, Minnesota, where we have Ethan
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  and Olivia and CJ and her sister Lydia Grace having Christmas. Yeah, and
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  it's cringe as fuck. It is pretty cringey. I mean because Olivia gets
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  CJ a butt plug what as a gag gift? Why? I'm like,
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  I don't understand. Like, okay, you're a weird Christian fund for former
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  fundamentalist, so you think that this is funny. But it's really fucking awkward.
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  Yeah, like really awkward. It's a giant, black, vibrating butt
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  plug that she gets him, and of course from you, I'm gonna get
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  you one with a blue bedazzled jewel thank you, Yeah, because I know
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  you like that. I do love butt stuff. Thank you. But yeah,
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  like it was just very strange. But her reasoning for that is that
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  CJ likes sex jokes just like Ethan does. But then Ethan's very quick to
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  say, yeah, well, I actually don't think that's an appropriate gift,
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  Yeah, to give to somebody, especially somebody that we don't really know.
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  And this is where Olivia gets defensive and she's like, well, then it
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  sucks to be you. I think it's perfectly fine. Yeah, I have
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  a sense of humor, Ethan. Sorry, you don't sorry about it.
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  Yeah, I guess you think I'm weird, but I'm not so whatever.
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  I'm like, oh, chill out. I know they are not doing well.
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  No, they are not. You can tell. Then, Olivia and
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  Lydia Grace fiddle and piano cringe as fuck. Fiddle and piano. And I'm
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  just thinking about you living in an apartment complex, I know, next to
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  other people, and on Christmas morning they're hearing your fiddle and your piano and
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  they're out of tune fit appropriate. Yeah, you kind of think of other
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  people. It's not all about you, Olivia. That makes me think of
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  my neighbors in my apartment complex who used to have a big ass drum set
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  and they would play it on the weekends and he was really bad. He's
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  like this old man, He's fine, whatever, but he just plays the
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  drums drums loudly on the weekend. On the weekending though, like not in
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  the early morning, no, in the morning. Yeah, and during the
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  day become homicidal. Oh. I was so pissed. He finally packed it
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  up and he's like, oh, okay't play my drums. I'm so sad
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  about it. I'm like, I'm not. Is it because you turned him
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  in? Yeah? I didn't. I normally don't like to snitch, but
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  it's like, dude, I want to just chill out of my bar.
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  Inappropriate is it to have a drum set and then be drumming. It's on
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  Saturday morning, like nine in the morning, when you're trying to sleep,
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  and that is ridiculous. It was absurd. I would have been murderous.
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  Then we get to the part where Ethan makes blueberry pancakes for everybody. Again,
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  cringe as a joke because he's a man baby and so terribly immature.
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  Yeah, he selects one pancake and he puts like chicken seasoning pepper in it.
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  Yeah, And it just turns out that Olivia gets that pancake. I
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  feel like that was low key on purpose. I feel like he gave that
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  to her absolutely intentionally. Yeah. I would be kind of pissed though about
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  that, like, don't mess with my food, right, Like it's fine.
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  I get you're trying to be like funny, but you know, Olivia
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  was like, fuck, it's it's not funny. Yeah, there's nothing funny
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  about that. And I'm thinking she's wondering if he's doing it on purpose and
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  why he's singling her out. And I think that there's still holdover resentment from
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  the donut debacle of the last episode. Totally again, Ethan did donuts and
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  she got scared to trigger traumatized and they had a fight about that. Yeah.
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  Then we go back to kro and Kim and her kids are now decorating
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  the tree. This was the boring scene, superfluous, Been there, done
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  that. But they put the tree up, they had to get fishing line,
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  they put a lot of things on it, and none of the kids
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  understood what anything symbolized. They were just trying to have fun. And you
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  have Lydia of course, saying I don't really get how this is supposed to
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  amplify and glorify Jesus Christ my savior in the heart of the Father. I
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  don't understand it, but whatever, it's nice to be with my family.
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  She's such a daddy's girl, like totally parroting what he's saying. Meanwhile,
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  Berry is alone, sad by himself in the big old house in kro eating
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  a lettuce sandwich, eating a lettuce sandwhich, like a good human will do
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  right right, trying to emote beat boop poop up. And Micah's also alone.
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  He's driving to some mountain mammoth in California. He's gonna go snowboarding by
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  himself on Christmas Day. I'm like, this is depressing. Yeah, everybody's
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  apart. But again, the family has never really celebrated, so it's not
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  like necessarily like they're feet they're missing something or like this year we can't be
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  together. It sounds like every year they didn't do anything. Yes, another
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  day, right, another day. But I mean, it seems like they're
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  kind of picking up on the collective like, oh, it's supposed to be
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  family time. Like I don't know if I was them and I was some
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  weird fundamentalists Southern Baptists that didn't get to celebrate any holidays because my parents thought
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  they were evil, I would feel super lonely in the world of today.
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  And not saying that anybody who doesn't celebrate Christmas is an outlier or anything that's
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  like totally fine. It's just this is the time of year for people to
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  hang out with their family. And I mean regardless if you have a toxic
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  family or if you don't talk to them or whatever, it's still kind of
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  isolating no matter what your situation is. So I just felt like there was
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  a little bit of air to that, and like, no matter what Barry
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  and Micah and all of them say, I feel like, deep down they
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  still kind of feel sad about it because they're not things so hanging out with
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  their family. And when you think about how much foundation they laid for this
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  family to be together and interwoven together, and after the kids start getting older,
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  Kim just explodes it to bits and now they have nothing. It's really
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  fucking sad because they really put their children through their paces. In other words,
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  they made their children sacrifice a lot. Conversely, they gave the kids
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  a lot in terms of like practical education, learning how to do things in
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  the world, but they sacrificed a lot. The kids did, yeah,
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  and for what Now You're just going to start with these traditions because you can.
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  And Kim's like, well, I feel bad, you know, I
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  wish I could have done it with the older kids, but you can't do
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  anything about it now, so say love O Pida God. Like that just
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  feels hypocritical and right bad and just kind of insensitive. It's like, it's
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  really shitty that you put your kids through all of that. Now you're trying
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  to make up for it with the younger kids, now that you're a divorce
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  dis single mom and you're living your bus lane out here, living my life,
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  thank you. Nobody cares. She was also wondering whether this would be
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  a good time to sit all of her innocent children down and tell them that
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  she's fucking Ken Palmer and the answer is no, and he's banging her back
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  out, and she's coming into her sexual ownership. I'm feeling myself sexually,
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  so is kN Palmer, and so she's wondering if this is the time,
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  but then she decides, no, I'm going to wait to do it one
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  on one or two on one. She's particularly nervous about Lydia because Lydia has
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  a certain idea of what marriage is. Yeah, because you indoctrinated her.
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  Hello, and Lydia has certain judgments around morality and what is right and what
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  is wrong because you indoctrinated her. And so now Kim is gonna have to
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  tell her, like, I'm not formally divorced from your father, probably for
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  reasons of money and so that she can get a better deal. But I
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  am getting my back blown out by this guy Ken Palmer, who's also Isaac's
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  flight instructor and friend. And I think Lydia's gonna know. I think Mariah's
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  gonna get a sense of exactly what Kim has done. So she's nervous about
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  it, yeah, because it's still too soon, Like you're not thinking about
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  how your kids are going to feel. Like, yeah, you're saying,
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  oh, I'm nervous to tell them, but I feel like it's the right
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  time. It's like, well, maybe not though, maybe it's too soon.
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  Maybe you just divorced from Barry, you just moved out, it's only
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  been a few months, or divorced. They're not even divorced. You're separated,
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  right, you just got separated. Maybe chill the fuck out a little
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  bit, yeah, and think about your kids and what's the best thing for
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  them? Yeah, not just waiting for the perfect opportunity to destroy their lives.
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  More seriously, Kim, I can't stand her. She's the worst.
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  This is when we go over to Mammoth Lakes, California, and again Micah
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  is spending Christmas alone. He's driving into the mountains. He's looking for some
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  new powder. Yeah, just snowboard on. So cool. He's going to
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  be spending the day doing that, and he's excited about it, but he's
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  kind of thinking about his family. Yeah, he said, Christmas kind of
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  snuck up on him because he doesn't really celebrate it. But he's thinking about
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  Ethan. He's thinking about Mariah. He's wondering how they're doing because the problem
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  in the family has not been resolved as of yet. Yeah, And so
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  he goes to call Ethan. He's like, I'm gonna see if he'll answer,
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  and shocker, he doesn't, which is pretty shitty. It's very shitty.
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  And then he goes to call Barry and he's like, hopefully he'll answer,
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  and it's just ringing and ringing and ringing, and Micah's like, please
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  don't be an Ethan, right, and then he picks up right at the
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  last second after he made his human sandwich and they go to talk and Barry's
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  just like, Yeah, I'm having a chill alone day by myself. It's
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  pretty quiet. I've been pretty busy, but whatever. And he just seems
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  so nonchalant about it. But I'm like, are you feeling the loss though
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  a little bit of your family because everybody's hanging out with Kim and having so
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  much fun. She's the cool mom having Christmas celebration now, And I don't
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  know, I just feel like he's said I wouldn't be surprised if he said
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  I'm also noticing how generous he is with Kim. Yeah, because if that
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  were me in this situation and my partner of that long left to start banging
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  another person, I would not be as gracious as Barry does. And so
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  like he didn't get to spend, for example, Mercy's birthday with her on
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  her birthday, so Kim wanted that, so she got it. And now
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  here it is Christmas and Kim wants the kids and she's got it. And
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  so he's trying to be a very decent person. Yeah, And even as
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  Micah is talking to him about Ethan how he tried to call Ethan and you
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  know, things are still a little weird after the post that they made on
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  social media. He then brings up Mariah and how Mariah still has Ethan blocked
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  and they haven't resolved their shit. Instead of like inserting himself into the drama,
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  he's just like, look, I really hope you kids resolve it.
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  I'm just going to lean back and let you guys figure it out for yourself
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  and pray for you, and I hope it works out. Yeah, total
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  dad thing to say. And then in his talking head he's like, you
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  know, I just think about it, like, well, time keeps marching
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  on, and I just hope that I get to see one day their reconciliation
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  and that they get back together. But I can't do anything about it.
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  I'm like, man, that's must be a hard thing to see as a
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  car and go, Yeah, you just have to trust that they'll figure it
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  out on themselves, that you did a good job raising them with your right
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  kind of values, and they'll want to be together at some point in the
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  future. Just give me time and give him space. So I respect Barry
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  for that me too, and that he cares ye unlike him right now.
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  For the last part of this episode, we go back to Victoria, Minnesota,
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  and we have like a couple of scenes with Ethan and CJ going off
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  to a cigar bar to have man talks, and then Lydia Grace and Olivia
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  hanging out in the apartment to have marriage talk, in which Lydia Grace proceeds
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  to put a lot of pressure onto Olivia to dump the fuck out of Ethan.
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  Yep, so let's start with a cigar lounge. They head on over
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  there and they start kind of talking about Ethan's marriage, but before he starts
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  getting into that, he does tell the camera that he's a little nervous about
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  Lydia Grace being in town, that she's kind of a sneak behind your back
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  person, which I thought was interesting. And he's worried about what kind of
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  influence he's going to have over Olivia, and I'm like, you should be
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  worried, oh, one hundred percent. And when he said that, I
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  was like, oh shit, so maybe Lydia isn't as innocent and genuine as
• 18:52
  we thought. And I was thinking to myself watching this, like, Okay,
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  if Olivia is as manipulative as we believe, she is, and as
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  we see her to be on the show, it wouldn't be out of the
• 19:02
  realm of possibility for Lydia Grace to be this sneaky, conniving person behind the
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  scenes messing with people's relationships. So I was like, Oh, she had
• 19:12
  to teach herself how to lie because she was the black sheep and the rebel
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  who wanted to date around and not necessarily a forgiven rebel, not necessarily wanted
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  to follow her family's rules, So she trained herself in the art of lying.
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  So yeah, I thought, that's an interesting insight into who Lydia Grace
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  actually is. I think Olivia knows this about her totally. Their scene in
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  the bedroom having this talk felt very produced to me, Like there's a producer
• 19:41
  who is guiding CJ and Ethan into the conversation, and a producer that's guiding
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  this conversation, and I'm wondering at who's behest, meaning like, who wants
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  this conversation to take place. Is it Lydia Grace because she's worried about Olivia?
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  Is it Olivia because Olivia wants to start to set the stay for at
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  some point uncoupling from Ethan. Because I kind of got the latter vibe.
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  Oh, totally about you. I think it's totally Olivia producing herself. I
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  mean, just like looking back on the comments on social media before this season
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  ever came out when she was trying to debunk the divorce rumors, when everybody
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  knows it's fucking true, and she's producing herself and trying to keep the peace,
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  so to speak, before everything comes out. And then we have this
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  whole scene when it's been building up to this about all their differences and how
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  they're kind of at an impasse and she's got to be an individual and find
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  herself and she's got to be very independent. I'm just like, Okay,
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  we're leading up to you leaving Ethan's ass, right, and this whole conversation
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  with Lydia Grace is just a pr stunt for you to try and take some
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  of the heat off of you because you were such a bitch in season four.
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  On all of the seasons and I mean like all of them, but
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  like, it's totally trying to work out in Olivia's favor and it's really not
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  in my opinion, but whatever, she can think it at her. I
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  don't know. There were passing moments where I felt like maybe she was being
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  introspective, Like really, when she said, for example, that I believe
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  two people can have differing opinions and beliefs and values, but that doesn't mean
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  they can't be together. It doesn't mean they can't work together, it sounded
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  to me like somebody trying to convince us that they're thinking about sticking it out
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  and staying in the relationship anyway, versus just giving up. And then there
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  was that on the Couch interview where she talked about the last time they separated
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  and she said that the entire time was not filled with independence and mayhot Girl
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  summer. It was intense pain. I was really fucking unhappy. And then
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  she said, but if it were to happen now, I don't think it
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  would be the same. I would feel different. I would feel different about
• 21:49
  that because she wants out. I don't think she's actually having the introspective moments.
• 21:55
  I think she's been wanting out for a while. And that's fine,
• 21:57
  Like, you're entitled to leave this marriage if you're not happy, that's fine.
• 22:03
  But to put on the air that like you actually do care about the
• 22:06
  relationship, or that you don't care that you guys have these differences. I
• 22:08
  think is really shitty of her because just last episode she's talking about some of
• 22:14
  their differences, like with faith and everything, and like, I don't think
• 22:17
  she's okay with that. I think she wants him to think and act and
• 22:19
  behave the way she wants him to think and act and behave, and if
• 22:22
  he doesn't, then they're not gonna work out, because I think she's pretty
• 22:26
  controlling. That's interesting because I actually think that it's Ethan who expects her not
• 22:32
  to change, because he even said in his conversation with CJ, He's like,
• 22:34
  I'm never gonna change. I am said in my ways at twenty four
• 22:37
  years old. This is these are going to be my values for the rest
• 22:40
  of my life, which is exactly what a twenty four year old person would
• 22:42
  think right and say. But it feels to me like he wants her to
• 22:48
  continue to be the person that they agreed she would be when they got married,
• 22:52
  and so that's what's causing friction. And I can see why, because
• 22:56
  they entered into a covenant to have a certain kind of a union, right,
• 22:59
  but that is certainly naive and it's never going to work because you married
• 23:02
  when you were twenty years old, of course, and she's going to grow
• 23:04
  up and so are you, and you're going to have different experiences and this
• 23:07
  is going to carve out a different kind of a personality. This is just
• 23:11
  the way life works, right, But Ethan doesn't want that. I thought
• 23:14
  the conversation in the cigar lounge was pretty interesting. Like some things that were
• 23:18
  said. I was like, oh, that makes a lot of sense,
• 23:21
  because Ethan said specifically politics homeschooling versus public schooling. He does not want to
• 23:29
  send his kids to public school, which is kind of wild to me because
• 23:32
  he's really pissed off at Kim for not making sure he had an education when
• 23:36
  he was homeschool I know. So maybe a part of him understands that,
• 23:41
  Okay, well maybe my parents had good intentions with trying to homeschool me,
• 23:45
  even though it was shitty, but I'll do it better this time. So
• 23:48
  maybe that's why he has that conviction, right. And then he also say
• 23:51
  they have the issue with faith. Yes, they were on the couch for
• 23:55
  that. Yeah. Olivia was saying something like I think religion and faith set
• 24:00
  the trajectory or the course for our relationship. Yeah, but I am not
• 24:03
  currently with him because of religion or faith. I'm with him because I choose
• 24:07
  to be. And then Ethan encountered by saying something like, well, I
• 24:11
  actually think religion and faith has a lot to do with well why we're together,
• 24:15
  And she's like, I disagree, and he says, well, that's
• 24:18
  a problem. Yeah, and she said I can disagree with you. Yeah,
• 24:22
  I'm allowed to disagree with So he has a problem with her disagreeing.
• 24:25
  That's his problem. She's like, I'm cool, I have a different opinion,
• 24:27
  and he's like, yeah, that's a problem for me that the cornerstone
• 24:30
  of our relationship isn't faith in religion. Yeah, And I mean, I
• 24:33
  guess I can see his perspective. I guess just because I'm not team Olivia,
• 24:37
  but I also see Olivia's side of things, like where she's like,
• 24:41
  I'm choosing to be with Ethan because I want to be, not because our
• 24:45
  religion dictated or anything. I think where Ethan was trying to come across was
• 24:49
  that like, well, we had that shared belief and so now it's kind
• 24:52
  of a problem for me that we don't anymore. And I mean he's entitled
• 24:56
  to have that opinion. I mean, if he wants to have a mate
• 25:00
  that believes the same things as him. He's entitled to that just as much
• 25:03
  as Olivia is. But I think Olivia intentionally wants these differences because it just
• 25:10
  proves to her in her mind and justifies her reason for leaving, like,
• 25:12
  oh, well, we differ on all of these things. I've changed,
• 25:15
  I have grown, I've become a better person, so I'm going to leave
• 25:18
  you ask. Yeah. I think a lot of what she's doing is virtue
• 25:21
  signaling and trying to persuade the audience of what a good progressive person she is
• 25:25
  versus these chromagnum plaths and even my husband. But at the same time,
• 25:30
  Ethan is so emotionally stunted, that's fair. He plays the stupidest jokes that
• 25:36
  would piss you off and piss me off. He doesn't know how to communicate,
• 25:38
  although he was saying some things in this episode that I thought were pretty
• 25:42
  conscious and enlighten might, like, you know, this is the story of
• 25:45
  our life is the pages are turning, And I thought him calling their early
• 25:49
  dating life precious I know, and lovely and telling the stories of how they
• 25:55
  got together and how they met, like I feel like he truly does love
• 25:59
  her, but at the same time, there's this cap to what he's capable
• 26:02
  of, right, Like there's just this limit that to how he can be
• 26:06
  emotionally available to her. And she wants all of it, because of course
• 26:08
  she's a vampire and a Braricite and a barnacle. She wants to suck all
• 26:11
  the life foresought of him. He's unwilling to give it and doesn't know how
• 26:15
  to give it even if he could. But he's also young. I think
• 26:18
  a part of that comes from their age. I mean they're like twelve years
• 26:22
  old. Like they are so young and so immature, both of them.
• 26:25
  Like, no matter how much Olivia tries to put on this pasiade like I'm
• 26:29
  so mature and enlightened and so smart, it's like, bitch, no,
• 26:30
  you ain't right. You have like barely lived any life. And I'm saying
• 26:34
  that as a twenty seven year old, I've barely lived any life. I
• 26:37
  don't need to sit here and act like I know what I'm talking about either.
• 26:40
  I don't, but I don't know. I just think that they are
• 26:45
  there's no reconciliation here, Like they're not going to be able to come to
• 26:51
  any kind of agreement, because anytime he disagrees with her, even if he's
• 26:55
  trying to be kind about it, she's super defensive. And then he becomes
• 26:59
  defensive. He doesn't know how to fucking communicate his emotions. He's a big
• 27:02
  old man baby. But then he says things like that in his talking head
• 27:04
  of like, if I had a choice to do all of this over again,
• 27:08
  I would and I would always choose Olivia because of how our beginning was.
• 27:12
  It was so precious and great, and I'm like, Olivia, he
• 27:15
  loves you, though, Yeah, but I really really identify with Olivia in
• 27:19
  some ways. Of course, not in the toxic way obviously. Like I
• 27:23
  was married to my first husband when I was eighteen years old. Yeah,
• 27:26
  and so I was a baby, my brain was not fully formed, legitimately
• 27:30
  right for real, and I was he was my first true love. I
• 27:34
  fell in love with him hard, girl. But I ended up leaving him
• 27:38
  when I was We were together for eight years, so you think I was
• 27:41
  twenty six twenty seven when I finally began to leave him. And it wasn't
• 27:47
  just about leaving a husband, leaving a lover. It's like leaving your family
• 27:52
  all that you know, Like you came into your own adulthood with this person
• 27:56
  by your side, And we're kind of seeing that a little bit with Colani
• 27:59
  in a Suah. I think because of Suaylou's Colanie's first and they started this
• 28:03
  family. It was the first time for her and for him, and like,
• 28:07
  to let that go. That's a big fucking deal. Totally all she's
• 28:11
  ever known. And she even mentioned that she doesn't know what she's missing.
• 28:15
  Yeah, Like, I've never been doing anything else but this marriage to Ethan
• 28:21
  and this life, so I have no idea whether I want something differently and
• 28:25
  Lydia Grace is like, well, are you going to regret it if you
• 28:27
  don't try? Olivia saying I what if I regret leaving right and walking away
• 28:33
  from the love of my life? And Lydia Grace is like, well,
• 28:37
  what if you regret don't leaving or not leaving. God, it's like the
• 28:40
  angel and Devil on your shoulder, like telling you which way to go.
• 28:44
  But I just felt like Lydia Grace's role in all of this, even if
• 28:48
  it was a produced moment, was kind of inappropriate because if we believed the
• 28:52
  whole storyline that Lydia was supposedly an estrange sister for the last four years,
• 28:56
  and they had no contact until recently after Mariah dumped Olivia. Then is it
• 29:03
  really appropriate for her to be having this conversation with Olivia acting like she knows
• 29:07
  all the of the relationship. So that's where I'm just like, come on,
• 29:10
  Lydia. But Lynn again, she saw her sister melt down because she
• 29:12
  wanted to get out of the truck and Ethan wouldn't stop the vehicle, and
• 29:15
  I guess Olivia spin out, And it sounds like she's got a little bit
• 29:19
  of bad blood with Ethan yet from the past and also Mariah, and so
• 29:25
  maybe she has an unconscious or subconscious agenda that she's running with Olivia because she
• 29:29
  doesn't want Olivia to be with Ethan or the plasts. That's what I think
• 29:33
  is going on here. I think she's been wanting them to leave. I
• 29:34
  don't think she supported their marriage from the get go, and now she's got
• 29:40
  her in. She's like, Okay, R gonna manipulate you into leaving him,
• 29:44
  and Olivia's like, you don't need to because I already want to write
• 29:45
  him. Meanwhile, on Instagram this week, I think there were pictures of
• 29:48
  both of them traveling around the country having a great time spending time together as
• 29:53
  sisters. Of course, no trace of Ethan, of course, because our
• 29:57
  suspicion is that Olivia ten months ago, he's still in Victoria, Minnesota,
• 30:02
  but she's off gallivanting and finding herself and enjoying this separation a lot more than
• 30:07
  she enjoyed the last one. I mean, go off, queen, I
• 30:11
  guess, any final thoughts on this episode? It was kind of juicy.
• 30:15
  I mean, like, the whole Ethan and Olivia stuff is really interesting to
• 30:18
  see and watch them have these struggles that a lot of young couples have where
• 30:25
  you have differences of opinion and you're both growing up together at the exact same
• 30:29
  time, so there's going to be that friction as you both come of age.
• 30:33
  But I don't know, I just think this whole Lydia Grace thing and
• 30:37
  Olivia thing was so scripted and it was really gross to me because Olivia just
• 30:45
  last episode when we saw the clip from the preview of her being like,
• 30:48
  well, I'm not comfortable with Ethan going to the bar with somebody who's disrespecting
• 30:52
  my marriage. Meanwhile, you're literally talking to your sister who's disrespecting your marriage
• 30:56
  and telling you to leave her. She's one hundred percent. It's really shitty
• 31:00
  to me. Meanwhile, when Ethan and CJ Are talking at the Cigar Lounge,
• 31:06
  he's saying nothing but kind things. Really, He's just like, we
• 31:08
  have differences of opinion, but like we're still trying to work it out and
• 31:12
  try to figure things out. Like he's not talking shit about her, he's
• 31:15
  not talking about leaving her. He's talking about her in almost an admiring way.
• 31:21
  In fact, he's like, I can't wait for six months or a
• 31:23
  year from now and Olivia is spending time around my family that absolutely loves her
• 31:27
  to see what the positive effects on our relationship will be, which means that
• 31:33
  he's bought into what she's been selling him all this time, which is it's
• 31:37
  your family. It's them interfering in our marriage. But now that they are
• 31:42
  alone and they have optimum conditions, she still is not happy because the problem
• 31:48
  is you, Ethan. The problem is her to she's selfish, she's self
• 31:51
  absorbed, she's always been that way. But the problem is also you.
• 31:53
  She does not want to be with you, right, And it's really sad
• 31:56
  because he also says like I love that we got married young, because it's
• 32:00
  like getting married to your best friend and you just you know, grow together
• 32:05
  and have this really close bond. And I really felt that because I got
• 32:07
  married to your daughtera really young We were babies and we're best friends and it's
• 32:12
  like such a great union. But when you're in a relationship like Ethan and
• 32:15
  Olivia, where it's been toxic from the start, and it started off on
• 32:20
  you know, indoctrination bullshit, and they both were super young and just kind
• 32:24
  of groomed into this whole like get married young, be fruitful, multiply,
• 32:29
  and be Southern Baptists forever. It's like, I understand why they're having this
• 32:34
  turmoil, but it's just kind of unfortunate for me to see it for Ethan
• 32:37
  because I think he is like a Sulu, where he's like, I want
• 32:40
  it to work, and I love her and I genuinely care about her.
• 32:44
  But Olivia's like, already want to put out the door. He's not willing
• 32:46
  to actually better himself. He's not willing to actually try something new and different.
• 32:52
  He's expecting to stay in the same old rut, in his same old
• 32:55
  level of development and spirituality and education, and that Olivia will stay with him
• 33:01
  there and be fine with it and it's just not how life works. Unfortunately,
• 33:06
  he's going to learn that Lesson. Let me ask you a question.
• 33:08
  So, now that we think Olivia's gone, and she's been gone I think
• 33:12
  for a few months now, do we think that she's regretting leaving Ethan or
• 33:16
  do you think that she's happy that she's gone. Do you think she'll try
• 33:21
  and come back too. I think she'll probably try and come back. Yeah.
• 33:23
  I think she's not regretting it right now. I think she's living her
• 33:27
  hot girl summer and living her life and maybe she'll bang a couple of dudes
• 33:30
  or girls whatever. I don't care. But I think there will come a
• 33:34
  point in time where maybe she'll see Ethan happy and finally moving on, and
• 33:38
  that's when she'll try to reinsert herself into the mix. That's what I think.
• 33:43
  That's why I was really wondering what she thought when she saw the photographs
• 33:47
  of Ethan, how that you are, and then that she barretended at with
• 33:52
  some young little brunette, pretty chippy. I wonder what she thought about that
• 33:55
  and whether that's going to change anything for her, because I feel like she
• 33:59
  thinks she has all the power in the relationship, and she does have a
• 34:04
  lot of it, but if Ethan moves on, it's game over. Yes,
• 34:08
  that's what I think she's not wanting. I think she wants him to
• 34:12
  be unhappy and alone from his family and single because she's toxic. I think
• 34:15
  she really is that toxic. And the second that he moves on, she's
• 34:20
  going to try and manipulate again. And I just hope he doesn't fall for
• 34:22
  it. But I think he's really stupid, and I think he loves her,
• 34:25
  and I think he loves her, and I think he will fall for
• 34:28
  it if they try to get back together. So yeah, I think this
• 34:30
  is a relationship that she's going to carry with her for the rest of her
• 34:34
  life. That's how important it is. But I honestly think that she should
• 34:37
  leave. I don't think that they should be together. I think Ethan needs
• 34:40
  a different kind of woman, yep, a trid wife, if you will,
• 34:43
  which Olivia doesn't want to be. And that is a nice fine,
• 34:45
  But the question is now, is she going to come back to the show,
• 34:49
  because I really really think she likes fame, oh totally, and notorieties
• 34:53
  and maybe the money, So she's gonna want to come on the show,
• 34:55
  But like, under what circumstance can we bring her back if she leaves?
• 34:59
  Dude, nobody cares about her. But I think there's so many pro Olivia
• 35:02
  stands that people would actually want to see her on the show still, which
• 35:07
  I don't fucking get because I don't give a shit. If she's not with
• 35:09
  Ethan and not in this family, then why is she on Welcome to the
• 35:15
  platform. If she wants her own spinoff, fine, I don't care.
• 35:16
  I'm not gonna watch watch it. No, that's fine. All the Olivia
• 35:21
  people who think for some reason that she's an angel and not toxic as fuck
• 35:23
  can go watch that stuff. That's fine. But I don't know. She
• 35:28
  probably will st still try to be on the show somehow, maybe dating life
• 35:32
  for Olivia and Ethan. Separately, I heard that Micah is seeing some girl
• 35:37
  I think in Florida, some real estate agent. Ohs. Somehow Ariana Grande
• 35:44
  is involved in this relationship, but I'm not sure how. But like,
• 35:46
  yeah, so there's a new relationship that might be coming into the family that
• 35:51
  might make this interesting next season. But like, if Kim and Barry breakup
• 35:55
  and Ethan and Olivia breakup. Why do we need to have this show?
• 35:59
  Ye? What's gonna happened next season? Right? Nothing? Nothing at all
• 36:02
  unless we get to see Barry date. I would like to see that.
• 36:05
  Oh, I would like to see that. As what. I do not
• 36:07
  care at all about Kim and Ken not at all Palmer. All right,
• 36:10
  So the preview for next week we have Micah talking to Ethan, and Ethan
• 36:15
  is tired of the drama and he just wants to move past it, which
• 36:17
  is code for I do not want to actually have a conversation and heal this
• 36:22
  through my words and actions. I would like to pretend that this isn't happening
• 36:24
  and ruggsweet yep. We also have Kim telling Mariah and Lydia about Ken Palmer
• 36:31
  that she's getting home back back, and Mariah doesn't support it. Nope,
• 36:37
  I wouldn't either support it. I wouldn't either. And then we see Olivia
• 36:42
  telling Ethan that she has opened her life and her marriage to his family for
• 36:49
  years and she's not going to do it anymore. Ethan wants resolution and she
• 36:52
  says, you cannot force me to do anything I don't want to do.
• 36:57
  Bitch, Okay, fine, If you don't want to talk to my fan
• 37:00
  family, that's cool. But you can support me and talking to my family.
• 37:02
  If you want to have that boundary and not be around my family,
• 37:06
  that's totally fine, And I won't bring them around you and I won't invite
• 37:08
  you to family functions. But don't get mad at me for spending time with
• 37:12
  my family then, exactly. I mean, that's just my opinion on that.
• 37:16
  Well, I look forward to watching that next week. Of course,
• 37:21
  we'll be covering all of the remaining episodes. I think there are five left.
• 37:24
  Yeah, I think there are five lefts So I think it's going to
• 37:27
  take us through most of November probably. Yeah, So that's awesome. All
• 37:30
  right, Why don't we take a break right now? We got to keep
• 37:31
  the lights on. Pay these bills, raccoons. We will be back on
• 37:36
  the other side to talk ninety day Fiance, The Last Resort. We are
• 37:43
  back to talk ninety day Fiance, the Last Resort. I have fixed my
• 37:46
  wig bra. It's looking good. It looks great. Is it great?
• 37:51
  Yeah? You pray We are here to talk ninety day the Last Resort.
• 37:58
  We are in season one eleven. This is entitled the Last Text. What
• 38:05
  is that about I don't know Swylou's text. That's a last damn time you
• 38:09
  clear a text and cheat on me, boy, I look around and find
• 38:14
  out. I guess. We start this episode with Liz and Ed playing chess
• 38:20
  out by the beach. Do we think they know how to play chips?
• 38:23
  There's no way all they know how to move a night or a rook.
• 38:28
  I'm not buying that at all. Uh Ed is talking to her about his
• 38:32
  night with the strippers. He's confessing to her that he got motor boated by
• 38:38
  a really tall stripper Amazonian like stripper, right compared to little Ed. And
• 38:45
  then Ed is telling Liz how he had talked to a Swaylou and was trying
• 38:49
  to get a Swaylou to maybe prepare himself for the ultimate demise of his relationship.
• 38:55
  And at this point, Big Ed is team of Swaylou, but that's
• 39:00
  only because he doesn't really know the full story of Klani in a Suelu's relationship.
• 39:05
  Liz is biting a hole through her tongue listening to him be pro Suaylou
• 39:08
  because she doesn't want to spill Kilani's secrets, even though Colonie spilled it for
• 39:14
  everybody in the world on TV, so like whatever, but it's fine,
• 39:19
  she's trying to be a sister and try to tell your wife that. I
• 39:22
  mean, I would definitely tell my husband anything I learned about one of the
• 39:25
  hundred percent, because you're not really friends with Kilanie, you don't really know
• 39:30
  her, you're on her show together. You would go home and you would
• 39:32
  tell your husband, Oh my god, Aswaelu she did ten to twelve times
• 39:36
  on Kolanie and she went out and she met this guy and she banged him,
• 39:39
  and this is what's going on in that relationship. Big it would be
• 39:42
  like, oh, sweet, pop off, Like that'd be great, right,
• 39:45
  except he would probably then say something inappropriate later on. Maybe that's why
• 39:50
  she's not doing it. Yeah, probably They also did you notice they said
• 39:52
  that Jovi and Yara are a cardboard couple who don't want to work on themselves.
• 39:59
  That was tell dude, they only care about their looks and how they
• 40:02
  appear on soci media and all of that, but when it comes down to
• 40:07
  actually their problems and dealing with it, they don't want to deal with And
• 40:10
  I believe it. I think they expected to come to the last resort and
• 40:15
  not have to share too much, not show any of their dysfunction. They
• 40:19
  were going to bring their fucking fake storylines of no birth control and taking another
• 40:23
  job. And this stripper Gate is actually real, authentic drama that they did
• 40:28
  not expect to bring to the table. And I love to see them be
• 40:31
  disposed me too. I love to see Jovi get exposed. Oh my god,
• 40:35
  he's such an ahole. I can't stand him. So in the next
• 40:39
  scene, we start our boat ride. I've got Angela and Mike cow on
• 40:45
  the iPad with her cat eye glasses. Oh my god, Jovi and Yara
• 40:50
  and we have lizen ed. Now. Jovi and Yara are still not doing
• 40:53
  well. They had the fight the night before after the strip club, and
• 40:57
  Ya just hasn't really been talking to him too much. But they get on
• 41:00
  the boat and they start sailing away into dysfunction junction. Yes, and I
• 41:07
  think they were talking about I think Big Ed was trying to open the conversation
• 41:12
  up about the strip club, right, I guess, or something like that,
• 41:15
  because somehow along the mix, big Ed just opens his big ass mouth
• 41:21
  and is like, Yara, how about you ask Jovi who he was texting
• 41:25
  last night? Right? Like Okay, way to just throw a bomb.
• 41:30
  Why did you do that? It just make trouble and to get Jovi in
• 41:35
  trouble. And Jovie was not expecting that at all. No, he wasn't.
• 41:38
  And of course in the last episode, we saw Jovi texting a stripper.
• 41:43
  Now, this is the stripper that he used to date, took her
• 41:45
  to Jamaica two, we had sex and everything. Yeah, and so now
• 41:51
  he's in Key West at a marriage retreat and he's texting this chick that he
• 41:55
  used to bang and asking her to meet him at the strip club because she's
• 41:59
  a stripper. Yeah, anythings is totally fine. What's the big deal?
• 42:01
  No big deal, get over it. Could just chill out. What's the
• 42:05
  problem. I didn't do anything. She didn't even come over. I don't
• 42:09
  know how to deal with a person like that. He is so unwilling to
• 42:15
  give her an authentic apology, I know, to own any of his shit.
• 42:21
  I was watching this with my husband and he's like, look at his
• 42:23
  fucking face. He's so dismissive, rolling his eyes, telling her to shut
• 42:29
  up and get over it. Right, because Michael wanted to talk to him
• 42:31
  about something on the iPad, and so he's trying to hear Michael, and
• 42:35
  Ya is still talking because she's traumatized, and he's like, y'are shut up,
• 42:38
  I know, and everybody on the boat just goes. And we've talked
• 42:42
  about this before about how that's like a line in your guys's relationship with you
• 42:45
  and your husband. You guys never never not even a neverst because it's just
• 42:50
  not something you guys will ever tolerate. And I'm just like, Yara,
• 42:53
  why are you even taking this shit from Eastern Island head Jovie. I don't
• 43:00
  get it, dude. He is such an asshole, and like the second
• 43:04
  he gets called out, he gets defensive. And then when Yarra starts reacting
• 43:07
  to it authentically and is like upset and confronting him on it, he just
• 43:13
  immediately shuts down, crosses his arms and doesn't even look at her. Right.
• 43:17
  He's just like, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done it. I'm
• 43:20
  sorry, what do you want me to do? It's over, so I
• 43:22
  can't go back. I can't change anything. I hate that shit so much.
• 43:25
  I'm like, actually triggered me too, lamest most non motherfucking factor person
• 43:31
  in the world. But I'm like, I can't I think it's because they've
• 43:34
  been in relationships with people who treated me that way. Really, I was
• 43:37
  having an honest reaction to something super shitty that they did, and they just
• 43:40
  dismissed me out of hand and gaslighted me as if my reaction was somehow disproportionate
• 43:45
  to the shit that they did. There's nothing that'll get me crazy like that,
• 43:51
  And so Yara starts kind of going crazy. Well, she's sad.
• 43:53
  She's like, how come you don't just go marry the streeper? How come
• 43:57
  there's always a streeper? How come you're always upset with streeper? Am I
• 44:00
  not good enough? Do I have to be a streeper for you to love
• 44:05
  me? And I'm obviously making fun of it because this is a ridiculous show,
• 44:09
  but this woman is in actual pain, yes, And in her talking
• 44:15
  head she's like, I'm a deeply insecure person and Jovie is always telling me
• 44:20
  that if I wasn't attractive, he would leave me. And so I try
• 44:23
  my hardest. I go to the gym. I know I had a baby
• 44:27
  and my body doesn't look the same, but I'm still trying and I'm trying
• 44:30
  to be good for him. And what does he do. He texts a
• 44:32
  stripper he used to fuck, right, and he does this all the time,
• 44:37
  all the time. It's not the only time he's ever done this.
• 44:39
  And you can't tell me he's not cheating while he's away on the oil rig.
• 44:43
  That's what I'm saying. And I'm like, if you're texting this stripper
• 44:45
  in Key West on National TV thinking that it's totally fine, you are texting
• 44:50
  other women behind her back, and you are doing shit behind her back,
• 44:53
  right, You're just getting lucky because she doesn't find out. But you you
• 45:00
  get all mad and big Ed snitching on you on the boat. You're like,
• 45:04
  you shouldn't have said anything. Why would you throw me under the bus
• 45:06
  like that bro code man, dude? And I was looking at comments online
• 45:10
  before we came to this pod, and a bunch of people are siding with
• 45:15
  Jovie. They're like, Oh, that's fucked up. You ruined the bro
• 45:16
  code. Well, because I think the intention of Ed was to be shitty.
• 45:21
  Well, I think the over arching thing that happened though, was very
• 45:25
  good. I think Yara needed to know that Yara didn't know the whole story,
• 45:29
  but Ed wasn't doing it to really be good to Yara ed was doing
• 45:31
  it to be shitty to Jovie. That's fair, but I mean, I
• 45:34
  don't care. Yeah, Jara needed to know. She steps away for a
• 45:37
  little while. She's crying because she's so upset, because this would kill me
• 45:42
  if I found out that my husband, first of all, had the number
• 45:45
  of somebody who used to hit it with in his phone and was texting her
• 45:50
  and calling her and trying to see her while we're on a marriage street.
• 45:52
  That would devastate me. Me too. So Yara goes and steps away Angela,
• 45:57
  who I felt was like a real og. She was being an actual
• 46:00
  me mom this whole episode. I thought, Oh my gosh, thank you,
• 46:04
  Angela, because you're calling it out as it is. She hugs her.
• 46:06
  She's like, that was gross. I'm so sorry. Yara goes back
• 46:10
  over to Jovie asks for his phone yet, which by the way, is
• 46:15
  completely legitimate. Yep, if you are doing shady shit, if you are
• 46:17
  breaching the trust with your partner, she has every right to ask you for
• 46:22
  your phone and absolutely not. No. He's like, why would you even
• 46:25
  ask me that? And he gets triggered by it, and she's like,
• 46:28
  just let me see your phone so I know you're not doing anything. He's
• 46:30
  like, no, that's fucking ridiculous. I don't know why you need to
• 46:34
  see my phone. I'm like, oh my god, is this where she
• 46:37
  threw the drink at him? Or was it before she walked away? I
• 46:38
  can't remember, but at some point she actually throws her drink at him,
• 46:43
  Yes, And he is flabbergastic, he is, and he's like smiling.
• 46:45
  And at first when I watched this, I'm like, is this whole thing
• 46:49
  scripted? Is this all bullshit? I think so people are calling that out
• 46:52
  online as well. They're like looking at your and be like, oh,
• 46:54
  well, you laughed when Big Ed brought up the news that he was texting
• 46:59
  some oh and a nervous laugh. That's what y'aa was saying online to all
• 47:02
  these commentaris. Really, And yet a lot of these people are like,
• 47:06
  oh, yeah, but Big Edd's in the wrong and he shouldn't have told
• 47:08
  anybody about it, like Jovie should have talked to yar And I'm like,
• 47:13
  but he wouldn't have. Yeah, And he doesn't do that because he's a
• 47:15
  piece of shit husband exactly. And she's being humiliated on a national platform for
• 47:21
  not being good enough as far as how she feels, and so yeah,
• 47:23
  maybe she's got some nervous laughter or she doesn't really know how to act in
• 47:28
  this situation. But I absolutely think what happened was authentic, and the way
• 47:30
  he responded to her throwing the drink in his face, he was pissed,
• 47:36
  like, how the fuck dare you? But I can't really do anything about
• 47:37
  it. And this is where Angela says, you deserved that. Yeah,
• 47:40
  you deserved that and more, motherfucker. And this is where Jovi gives a
• 47:45
  throwaway apology. Well, I'm sorry, I mean I didn't mean, but
• 47:49
  we can't go back whatever. Dude, he's not actually sorry, And as
• 47:52
  we see when they get into the hotel room after the whole boat fight,
• 47:55
  he's still being a piece of shit about it. He doesn't want to admit
• 48:00
  is the wrong. Yeah, and he's drunk like always. Well, before
• 48:04
  we even get there, we have ed continuing to stir the pot by bringing
• 48:08
  up Jovi's daughter, which, by the way, it's a salient point.
• 48:13
  I mean, that is a point that I would love to make to Jovi,
• 48:16
  like, what are you gonna do when baby Myla grows up and meets
• 48:21
  a dude like you? Zach has been to the strip club since he's sixteen
• 48:24
  years old, salivating over Poonnanti. Are you gonna be happy if she's dating
• 48:28
  or marrying a guy like you? So Ed was wrong with the way he
• 48:30
  did it. Yeah, and his intentions were wrong because he was just trying
• 48:34
  to cause trouble. Yeah, but Jovie got very offended that he even had
• 48:37
  the audacity to mention his daughter. He gets up as if he's going to
• 48:42
  fight, which he's never had a fight in his life. And give me
• 48:44
  a fucking break, dude, A fucking bitch boy. Absolutely not real fucking
• 48:49
  frat boy. Actually, like when we were kids on the playground and I
• 48:53
  would be like, oh, and then you don't do anything, though,
• 48:57
  but Liz jumps up, yeah and gets in the middle, uh huh,
• 49:00
  to protect Ed. Which, by the way, if we can just roll
• 49:05
  back the tapes to several weeks ago, when Angela was attacking Liz and getting
• 49:09
  straight up in her face in an encounter which which would have caused me to
• 49:14
  knock the fuck out of Mema. I would have I would have gotten right
• 49:17
  up in her face and made her go down on the ground. That was
• 49:20
  what I would have done. Yeah, Liz kept her cool, and Ed
• 49:22
  just let it happen. And Ed was like, you deserved it for the
• 49:24
  way you didn't defend me. Yep, And he grabbed his little banky and
• 49:28
  he just sat there quivering his slip. And then he gets triggered by her
• 49:32
  defending him. Right, I'm like, so, what is it, big
• 49:35
  Ed? I thought and I were talking about this. She's like, I
• 49:37
  hate him so much. He's terrible. He's such a piece of shit.
• 49:39
  He literally like goes back and forth. He's like, I want you to
• 49:43
  defend me and back me up, and then when she does that, it
• 49:45
  makes him look weak and he doesn't like that. Well, big Ed,
• 49:49
  I'm sorry, you are literally a weakling. You are literally a doe boy,
• 49:53
  right. Sorry, you couldn't fucking beat it in a fight with Jovie
• 49:57
  even if you wanted to Yon Donaquito. But Jobey decides not to punch down,
• 50:02
  literally because he's trying. He's on national TV, right, and he
• 50:07
  doesn't want to make a fool out of himself. But like, I don't
• 50:10
  know, big Ed just intentionally wants to instigate people. Why you know you
• 50:16
  can't defend yourself. You know you have limited range of motion and you can't
• 50:21
  move. Do I think he thinks he can? Do you think he thinks
• 50:23
  because he thinks he's an ike too, master, a martial artiste. Don't
• 50:29
  you think that he thinks, in his nark of a diluted brain that he
• 50:34
  could take Jovi? Or do you think he knows that there's no way,
• 50:37
  which is why maybe Liz steps up in the middle, because she knows as
• 50:39
  well that there's no way. I feel like he knows he's weak. He
• 50:43
  just doesn't want people to point that out. He's weak, right, Yeah.
• 50:45
  I think he puts on the facade because he's a man and men have
• 50:49
  pride and they want to right, I'm a man. But he can't because
• 50:53
  he's so little. He's little, he's got no muscles. All he does
• 51:00
  is eat and drink wine. He drinks a lot of red wine, a
• 51:04
  lot. I don't want you to have a stroke, big ed, be
• 51:07
  careful with your life. You only have want to love, all right.
• 51:14
  So they finally get back to shore and Jovi jumps out of the boat before
• 51:19
  the guy has docked. He's like, everybody, stay where you are,
• 51:22
  and Jovi's like, fuck that, I'm the main character. So he jumps
• 51:25
  out ahead of time and he walks back to his room and my husband looked
• 51:29
  up and he said, wow, that guy's sachheg the way he's walking,
• 51:34
  he is sashang bitch boy. I'm sorry, but he's just the word absolute
• 51:42
  worst. I hate him so much. I hate him too. So before
• 51:45
  we go into the room to talk about Yara and Jovie in that scenario,
• 51:49
  let's go do Kilani and Suelu because this was happening while everybody was on the
• 51:52
  boat ride. Yeah, So Kilani and Suelu have a meeting with the two
• 51:58
  counselors that I can't name because I I don't know who they are, nor
• 52:00
  do it here, No, I do, And she arrives and a Swaylou
• 52:05
  arrives and long story short Swaylou tells them what happened, like she went away.
• 52:10
  I don't know where she was, and I was trying to call her
• 52:13
  and I was very worried. And then he asks her where were you and
• 52:16
  Colonie said, well, I saw you deleting texts. Yeah, and so
• 52:22
  I just thought to myself, well, I can't trust him because he's deleting
• 52:25
  conversations, to which he says, I wasn't doing anything. I was literally
• 52:29
  just cleaning up my text carrying my messages. Do we believe him though?
• 52:32
  No, yeah, I probably don't belie That's where I'm just kind of like,
• 52:36
  well, yeah, and neither does she. Yeah, And so she's
• 52:39
  like, well, whatever, I saw you doing that. And so I
• 52:42
  thought to myself, if he's going to be doing this, then why don't
• 52:45
  I unblock Dallas, my real handsome side piece, Dallas. He just loves
• 52:51
  me so good. And then we started talking and he said he wanted to
• 52:53
  meet up with me so we could have a conversation. And as suaylusays,
• 52:58
  is he here, and she's like, yeah, he flew out. And
• 53:01
  I really was intending just to talk. Sure, I wasn't going to do
• 53:06
  anything, but we ended up doing other things besides stucking. And this is
• 53:09
  where he starts flailing about in his chair. I mean, a swalou,
• 53:15
  you had it coming. I'm sorry, but like, if you've cheated on
• 53:17
  her this many times, as she has said, and if the sexual abuse
• 53:22
  allegations are true, like you had it coming, I don't know what you
• 53:25
  expected, you big dummy. Well, I think he expected for her to
• 53:29
  go to ninety day fiance the last resort in good faith to actually try and
• 53:32
  work on their marriage, like he did. Yeah, like he did.
• 53:35
  But maybe they presented it as something that they'd do for two weeks and then
• 53:38
  both of them would decide at the end whether they wanted to stay together,
• 53:42
  kind of like marriage boot camp, right, And so maybe Colonie was looking
• 53:45
  at it like a chance for her to break it to him that they're not
• 53:49
  going to make it. Yeah, I'm not sure, but I think he
• 53:51
  went there to save his marriage. Ye. I think he thought Colonie went
• 53:54
  there for the same reason, but that is not why Colonie went. Nope,
• 53:58
  and Colonie tells him in this moment that, as you said, they
• 54:00
  had sex together and did a Sulu ask her whether she wanted a divorce?
• 54:08
  I think sings so yeah. I think the counselors kind of posed that,
• 54:12
  and then he's like, do you want divorce? And she's like, yeah,
• 54:15
  yeah, she said yes, and he was sad and crying. Of
• 54:20
  course she was crying. And she says again that it's been seven years of
• 54:23
  struggle and nobody understands how hard it is to just want a little bit of
• 54:29
  kindness for your from your husband, you know, to come home and be
• 54:32
  in a happy home and it's just been too hard and I don't want to
• 54:36
  fight anymore. I want to divorce. I want to live my own life.
• 54:39
  And this is also where she says, like they have a good thing
• 54:43
  going in terms of like a good friendship, but that's all it really is.
• 54:46
  So she puts them back in the friend zone and she's like, I'm
• 54:49
  done with you a Suwaylou and there's literally no chance. And I kind of
• 54:54
  felt for him in this sense, but at the same time, I'm like,
• 54:58
  I mean, you made your bed, dude, you know, like
• 55:00
  you can be sad all you want. And there's a lot of talk on
• 55:04
  the interwebs that he manipulates his tears and uses his tears to get by and
• 55:09
  to you know, convince Colanie to stay with him, And I don't know
• 55:14
  if that's what he was doing here. I think he was genuinely sad and
• 55:16
  heartbroken. And I mean, Colonia is too, like she didn't want this,
• 55:21
  she wanted a marriage for her kids. But there hasn't been enough accountability
• 55:24
  from Klannie at all during this whole season, Like she hasn't owned any of
• 55:30
  her bullshit. We have seen previous seasons where you have absolutely been an asshole,
• 55:36
  been a bully, you know, brought your family into the situation to
• 55:40
  gang up on a Sulu, Like you didn't do everything right your own self.
• 55:45
  So I didn't hear enough from her taking ownership for the shit that she's
• 55:47
  done. But at the same time, I do not blame her. I
• 55:50
  would not want to be married to a Swelou for on second more, and
• 55:54
  later that night, she goes to his room where he's packing up his shit
• 55:59
  and she said, oh, by the way, I need it really quickly.
• 56:01
  Yeah, this divorce has to happen quickly. Watch her married fucking Dallas.
• 56:06
  Dude, She's like talking about him like he is the best thing ever.
• 56:09
  I'm like, Colonie, calmm down totally, like I understand that you've
• 56:14
  only ever been with a Swelou, to which I'm very sorry about that right
• 56:16
  right off. It sucks, But like there's other fish in the sea.
• 56:21
  And like we said last episode, Dallas is low key a piece of shit
• 56:23
  because he knows you're a married woman and you have children, you are a
• 56:28
  woman of dignity or should be, and he's leg I mean, he's still
• 56:32
  getting with you, yes, knowing that you aren't fully divorced, and knowing
• 56:37
  you have kids in the mix, that's messy and that's shitty behavior. So
• 56:39
  is he really this upstanding guy? I don't know. I don't think he's
• 56:44
  going to stay with her. I bet he's gonna cheat on her. I
• 56:45
  bet he dumps her. And then what happens with a swaylou Dis? She
• 56:47
  got back to a slou then whatever? Oh god, that would be so
• 56:52
  or We see Klannie on ninety Day Fiance The Single Life, and we get
• 56:55
  to meet Dallas, which is probably the only reason that he is with her
• 57:00
  because he like everybody else in this ninety Day Fiance universe, it's a cloud
• 57:04
  goblin. Oh my god, they're totally gonna be on this. They're gonna
• 57:07
  be and then they're gonna have like encounters with a sway La. Yes,
• 57:12
  it's gonna be jealous. Oh my god, you called it? Yeah yeah,
• 57:15
  And I'm gonna be there to watch it. I mean, I'll watch
• 57:16
  it two one hundred percent. All right. Now we go back to Jovi
• 57:22
  and Yara. So Jovi again, he got off of that boat before he
• 57:25
  should. He's sashy away quickly. Possible Baptist room he's sitting there drinking another
• 57:31
  alcoholic beverage and just sidey sidebar. I watched the preview. There's one more
• 57:37
  group therapy session and it's that night because everybody's wearing the same clothes on the
• 57:42
  boat, so everybody's drunk. Oh my god, Jovi's drunk. It's gonna
• 57:46
  drink. I'm just like, this is going to be crazy next week.
• 57:49
  I can't wait. So he sits down on the bed, he's drinking.
• 57:52
  Yarrow walks in and long story short, they start arguing about it again,
• 57:59
  and she's crying and he's dismissing her and what did you think about this?
• 58:02
  Well, he's just telling her to get over it. Like this is where
• 58:05
  his true colors are kind of coming out, because he said in prior episodes
• 58:08
  he doesn't like to fight in front of people. That's why he sasheted away
• 58:12
  off the boat as quickly as he could, because it was uncomfortable for him
• 58:15
  to have to be called out on his shitty behavior. And so now that
• 58:19
  they're in private, he is releasing it out fully. He's like, just
• 58:22
  get the fuck over it. Why do you even care? Wasn't that big
• 58:25
  of a deal. She didn't even come and then Yara's like, but what
• 58:29
  if she did? What were you going to do then? And he can't
• 58:30
  even answer the question. He's just like, oh, we will be the
• 58:34
  same stuff. Yeah, right, dude. Yeah. If the cameras weren't
• 58:37
  there, What would you have done? Though? If you were out with
• 58:40
  your bros who have been going to the strip clubs with you since sixteen and
• 58:45
  are probably just as big of pieces of shit as you are, what would
• 58:49
  you have done? I think you would have cheated on Yarra. And I
• 58:52
  think you've been cheating on Yarra because you're probably a sex addict and you should
• 58:54
  have been a terminal bachelor. You should have got a physectomy like ten years
• 59:00
  years ago, so that way you could have lived your life being a man
• 59:02
  whore. And that's fine, but like, you couldn't do that, And
• 59:05
  now you have a wife and a child and you're acting like a piece of
• 59:07
  crap. And I'm glad that big ed called you out and said, hey,
• 59:13
  what would your daughter think of you? Because you would not want your
• 59:16
  daughter to be with a man like you know you wouldn't, and yet you
• 59:19
  continue to act like one to her mother, and you don't see anything wrong
• 59:23
  with it. It's shitty, It's really shitty. But at the same time,
• 59:30
  Yara, you are complicit in your own misery. And I realize it
• 59:35
  takes a long time to leave a bad man. It takes a long time
• 59:37
  to leave a bad marriage. But at some point you are going to have
• 59:42
  to love yourself more than you love this piece of shit person who in everything
• 59:46
  he's doing he may not be saying it, but I wouldn't be surprised if
• 59:50
  he did. But in everything he's doing, he's putting you down and he's
• 59:52
  diminishing your value. He knows what he's doing to you. Yeah, freaking
• 59:55
  crying here saying I know I had a baby and my body has changed,
• 59:59
  but I'm doing it everything I can. I go to the gym every day.
• 1:00:01
  He knows that there is power that he is wielding over you, making
• 1:00:05
  you feel this way. Yeah, And the worse you feel about yourself,
• 1:00:07
  the more likely you're to stay with a piece of shit like him. He
• 1:00:10
  knows that power dynamic. But until you wake the fuck up, it is
• 1:00:15
  not going to change. And then you're gonna leave him. I believe in
• 1:00:17
  you, Yara. I believe you're gonna leave him. And as you say
• 1:00:21
  you're gonna go back to Europe. You're gonna find yourself a Swiss man who's
• 1:00:23
  very handsome, he's got a long back account, take care of. You're
• 1:00:27
  gonna run away while he goes away to the oil rig and his strip clubs,
• 1:00:30
  and he'll come back. You'll be gone, and then he's just gonna
• 1:00:32
  be another lonely, fucking loser at the strip club, drinking too much,
• 1:00:37
  getting fat. Single. Nobody's gonna want him except if he's got money m
• 1:00:40
  m. And he's gonna be lonely. And that is what he deserves because
• 1:00:45
  he didn't value you, he didn't treasure you, he didn't love you the
• 1:00:47
  way that he should. And Yara, that's on you at some point.
• 1:00:52
  That's on you totally. And I felt for her because I think it was
• 1:00:55
  in this scene where she was like, why doesn't he just tell me?
• 1:00:59
  Like, why doesn't he just tell me he doesn't want to be with me,
• 1:01:00
  he'd rather be with other women than I would just leave and I'd let
• 1:01:04
  him be alone. Does he have to tell you he's doing it? That?
• 1:01:06
  That's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, like you were saying,
• 1:01:08
  she is complicit in her own misery. It's like, ya, he
• 1:01:12
  literally is telling me, he's showing you exactly who he is. He called
• 1:01:15
  sex with you six out of ten, while you said eight out of ten.
• 1:01:19
  You're a literal goddess and he is a goblin, and I think gremlin.
• 1:01:22
  He's a gollum totally. And I think she probably got her most recent
• 1:01:27
  boob job after she had Mila because of him. I bet he was body
• 1:01:30
  shaming her. And I bet he's been doing this this entire time throughout the
• 1:01:34
  relationship. I bet he wasn't attracted her when she was pregnant. I bet
• 1:01:37
  he's been a piece of shit this whole entire time. Y'all. I'll leave
• 1:01:39
  him. Maybe she feels bad because she's like, well, now I have
• 1:01:43
  a fucking baby in the mix. Who cares go live with your mom?
• 1:01:45
  And now will take care of your baby. You'll get a job, you
• 1:01:47
  will be just fine. Yep, for real. By the way, I
• 1:01:50
  saw a picture I think it was on Reddit, it could have been on
• 1:01:52
  Instagram of the before and after of Yara, and I had no idea,
• 1:01:57
  oh about her plastics orgery. Yeah, I have no idea what she had
• 1:02:00
  actually look like before because they didn't watch their seasons, but like, it
• 1:02:02
  is actually a very drastic, yep difference. She was beautiful before, she's
• 1:02:07
  certainly beautiful now, but like, wow, she's done a lot. She
• 1:02:10
  had to herself to change to fit into the mold of what she thinks Jovi
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  likes. It's really I like, just don't turn into a Darcy. Yara,
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  like, please don't turn into a Darcy, because Darcy did similar shit.
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  She did a lot of plastic surgery because she felt super insecure, and
• 1:02:27
  it was partly because of that asshole Jesse that she was with for a long
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  time. And I'm like, Yara, don't go on this trajectory to,
• 1:02:34
  oh my god, I just saw a picture of Darcy. I've got to
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  show it too. After we pot she's gotten some new procedure. I think
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  she's got a different like cat eye lift thing. Her lips are bigger than
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  ever, Like it's so outside of the realm of normal so as to be
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  dysphoric. Like she's not seeing herself accurately anymore. She's just seeing the plastic
• 1:02:55
  surgeon. I don't know what she's saying, but it's not accurate. Her
• 1:02:59
  surgeon should be Jail'll do and it's like two thousand comments of lady, what
• 1:03:01
  are you doing? What are you doing? What do you look? Terrible?
• 1:03:05
  Like? People are really mean to her. Yeah, unfortunately, I
• 1:03:07
  think she has an actual issue. I agree. Yeah, she's so unhappy
• 1:03:12
  with herself for whatever reason. I guess in high school Darcy and Stacy were
• 1:03:15
  bullied a lot. Really, they were bullied a lot. I don't remember
• 1:03:19
  the origin story, but there's something in there, just like with Yara.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah, from the time she was a child, she felt less than she
• 1:03:24
  felt ugly. Yeah, and so here she is on the plastic surgery journey
• 1:03:29
  and she could stop right here. She looks gorgeous yep. But it'll never
• 1:03:31
  ever be enough for Jovi. Nope, nothing ever will be even if you
• 1:03:37
  are a streeper, it's never going to be enough. No. I'm sure
• 1:03:39
  she probably does some streeping for him, probably happy, and she's not comfortable
• 1:03:44
  doing that. He was saying in this episode that they have different values around
• 1:03:49
  sex because of her culture and where she comes from, and so she's pushing
• 1:03:52
  herself to the limits for this absolute chro magnan Neanderthal ahole. And you know,
• 1:03:58
  give him ten years, he's gonna have a beer because he drinks too
• 1:04:00
  much. He doesn't eat right, well, I guess he does. He
• 1:04:02
  watches his calories right, But he's gonna have a beer belly. He's gonna
• 1:04:08
  have a receding hairline. That fucking pompoto that he is always wearing is gonna
• 1:04:12
  be like fucking widow peeking out. It's gonna have a bald spot. And
• 1:04:15
  then it's gonna love you, Jovie, you piece of wine, you piece
• 1:04:17
  of shit. You'll have to pay for sex, you'll have to get and
• 1:04:20
  he would, yeah, absolutely told he would. And he's gonna miss Yara.
• 1:04:25
  Yeah, and she's gonna be gallivanting around Europe with a new man and
• 1:04:29
  a new baby daddy, and we love that for her. We are putting
• 1:04:31
  that on the Vision Bard. All right. So this episode closes out with
• 1:04:35
  Liz and Ed going back to their room, and Liz is upset because Ed
• 1:04:40
  can't just shut the fuck like none of that really had to happen. I
• 1:04:44
  know you're mad at me because I jumped into the argument to save you from
• 1:04:47
  Jovie. I know you're mad at me for that, but that didn't even
• 1:04:49
  have to happen in the first place, because you could have just shut your
• 1:04:54
  fucking mouth. Yeah, but he can't no because it's big ed and he's
• 1:04:58
  got a big fucking mouth, and he's like, like, what I just
• 1:05:00
  had to say? So I shouldn't have said something. I guess I'm sorry,
• 1:05:02
  but you didn't have to jump in because it made me look like a
• 1:05:06
  weak man. That's not what makes you look weak. It's that you're weak.
• 1:05:11
  You're inherently weak. That's your whole dature, right, And just the
• 1:05:15
  hypocrisy of it. I just don't even want to go too deep into it
• 1:05:18
  because these two aren't deep in the first place. But you can see he's
• 1:05:23
  triggering her because she's doing exactly what he told her he wanted her to do
• 1:05:28
  on the night of the hot tub. Yeah, she's actually doing it,
• 1:05:30
  and now you're mad. So I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned
• 1:05:32
  if I don't. And by the way, I did something for you that
• 1:05:35
  you've never done for me yet. You haven't stuck up for me when somebody
• 1:05:39
  was straight up in my face, physically aggressive with me. You didn't get
• 1:05:42
  in between the two women and protect me. You don't know how to do
• 1:05:45
  that, you piece of absolute garbage. You know, I think their storyline
• 1:05:48
  is low key scripted as well, because on the boat I caught Ed telling
• 1:05:56
  Jovi because Joe's like, why'd you throw me under the bus? And Ed's
• 1:05:59
  like, well, you made me lie to my wife. And we know
• 1:06:02
  that him and Liz didn't get married until after correct the filming, So either
• 1:06:06
  they've been married this whole entire time and this is all just fake bullshit,
• 1:06:11
  or he maybe he's slipped it or something because he proposed maybe he just maybe
• 1:06:15
  you'll see or today. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but I
• 1:06:18
  wouldn't be surprised if they were scripted. And nobody can make you lie to
• 1:06:21
  your wife. By the way, you were trying to fit in with the
• 1:06:24
  bros, and you lied yourself. But he doesn't take it into responsibility.
• 1:06:27
  He's not a conscious being. He's an NPC. All of these people.
• 1:06:30
  Why do we share oxygen with these people? Then we get to the preview,
• 1:06:35
  which I didn't even write down, But it looks like next week is
• 1:06:38
  the last episode. Yeah, it looks like it's the finale. Good,
• 1:06:42
  I'm ratchet, be like forty five minutes. It's not even gonna be a
• 1:06:45
  full hour. Wrap it up. I mean, they have to make their
• 1:06:46
  final decision, and producers are kind of faking us out as if Liz is
• 1:06:51
  gonna say no, but we know she says yes because they've all already released
• 1:06:55
  it on social media that Ed and Liz are married. The same thing with
• 1:06:58
  Angela and my Ca. Ye Yara doesn't want to talk at the drunk group
• 1:07:02
  counseling or ensure they're going to reaffirm their vows and blah blah blah blah blah
• 1:07:06
  blah blah. It's going to be boring, but it's going to be the
• 1:07:10
  end of our journey with these people. I know. I've actually enjoyed the
• 1:07:13
  last Resort me too, and I'm hoping they do more season. I would
• 1:07:15
  love for you to do more seasons. I bet Gino and Jasmine are going
• 1:07:19
  to be on. They need to be, they have to be. I
• 1:07:23
  saw I think a commercial for Pedro and Chantal the final season. Now,
• 1:07:30
  is this something you're even remotely interested in? Because I think it's going to
• 1:07:33
  start right when this drops off. And I've watched a couple two three seasons
• 1:07:40
  of Pedro and Chantal, and I found everybody to be insufferable, especially her
• 1:07:45
  cloud goblin parents and his cloud Goblin family. But I think that they are
• 1:07:51
  on the brink of divorce. They totally are. I think Pedro might have
• 1:07:56
  cheated, has gotten a lot of plastic surgery. If this is the final
• 1:08:02
  season, Jesus, is something that you might be interested in watching. Beatrice
• 1:08:08
  doesn't look like you are. Well maybe, I mean, if it's like
• 1:08:11
  the end of their relationship, it might be interesting and drama lilicious. But
• 1:08:15
  I know a lot of people are like commenting on the previous for this and
• 1:08:17
  they're like, just end it already. Yeah, they're like so over it.
• 1:08:20
  What if they're on the last resort? Oh my god, that would
• 1:08:24
  be great, Oh my god. See, there are so many iconic couples
• 1:08:27
  that could actually return to the last resort and I would be so sold,
• 1:08:30
  and I would be so that would be so fucking good, as long as
• 1:08:33
  they get rid of some of the like serious therapy sessions and they get just
• 1:08:38
  more ridiculous, like nobody can nobody's Actually, we want the commasoo trust,
• 1:08:42
  we want the sexy stuff, the toys. We want that. Yes,
• 1:08:45
  But I feel like you and I, as the lead Raccoons and the Dumpster,
• 1:08:49
  are coming up against a predicament because we've got plaithfill. We've got maybe
• 1:08:54
  another month to go, Sister Wives, maybe concluding in two to three weeks.
• 1:09:00
  What are we gonna do? What are we going to cover it?
• 1:09:01
  Last resort is done? Yeah? Okay, Raccoons. We need to hear
• 1:09:05
  from you, like, what would you like us to cover in the coming
• 1:09:10
  months? What are your favorite shows? The trashier the better. Ye.
• 1:09:14
  We tend to like TLC because it's the bottom of the the dregs of humanity.
• 1:09:19
  These are the people we want. But I mean, are you open
• 1:09:23
  to Bravo or anything else? Or yeah, are you? I probably would
• 1:09:26
  be into some Bravo. I know some people have been commenting saying we should
• 1:09:29
  cover Salt Lake City. I'm so enjoying Salt Lake Sky. I heard it's
• 1:09:32
  crazy. It's actually really fun with Jenshaw gone. Yeah, she was just
• 1:09:36
  a tornado of a woman with her gone, and like the introduction of a
• 1:09:40
  new character who's not as rich as everybody else, so she's bringing some worldly
• 1:09:44
  experience and representation. I just think it's actually really entertaining. I'd be into
• 1:09:48
  that really. Yeah. It's been on for a little while now, that's
• 1:09:51
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• 1:10:16
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• 1:10:18
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• 1:10:21
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• 1:10:26
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• 1:10:54
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• 1:11:01
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