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Mercury is STILL in Retrograde and you CAN'T convince me otherwise · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You wake yours up? John Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big Boss dog snoopy deco, double
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  Speaker 2: gigsel bank boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't do? We're not talking about rin ten
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  Speaker 1: and we're not talking about last year. It's the one
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  Speaker 1: and only dog y'a thelast last the big swoop people
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  Speaker 1: double Ji in your face to me and in the
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  Speaker 1: place to be. And you're listening to John Jay and
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  Speaker 1: Rich wakes.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich our phone number eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: nine three seven one o four seven.
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  Speaker 1: You calls any time.
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  Speaker 2: You can also text us, text jjar whatever you want
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  Speaker 2: to say to nine six eight ninety three. I remember
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  Speaker 2: a while ago, not that long, maybe a week or
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  Speaker 2: so ago, Peyton talked about mercury and retrogade being over. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: and then Kyle's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, wish all my problems with my car and
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  Speaker 1: my refrigerator and my hater and I'll go away, should
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  Speaker 1: go away.
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  Speaker 3: But they're not.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't believe it's out of retrograd.
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  Speaker 1: Neither do I because I've had quite a day. You
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  Speaker 1: had Okay, yeah, no you go first, okay, out to
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  Speaker 1: your mind?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So yeah, I thought that the problems with everything
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  Speaker 4: going on in my house would stop. However, I believe
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  Speaker 4: it was about three months ago our water heater went out.
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  Speaker 1: And now the other water heater just went out water,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, who doesn't like warm water?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Sore that has to be replaced. And our air conditioner
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  Speaker 4: had the issues, and so yeah, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: things just still going on that We've been using Colin's
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  Speaker 4: commercial services so much that they say go to try
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  Speaker 4: Collins dot com and you could get twenty percent.
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  Speaker 1: They just leave a van dy like hey, please.
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  Speaker 4: You know everyone else and get a deal because you're
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  Speaker 4: calling us literally literally. It was like on Friday, we
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  Speaker 4: had like like four different of their team members at
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  Speaker 4: our house. It's like for all different things. So I
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  Speaker 4: don't think it's out of retrograde. I would I would
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  Speaker 4: like to maybe, well, I don't know, get the.
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  Speaker 1: Effects of it.
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  Speaker 2: Maga when you had said that that had happened, and
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of trying to go, well, that can't happen.
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  Speaker 2: Mercury's out of retrogade, and I was like, maybe your
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  Speaker 2: machine broke before Mercury is out of retrogade.
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  Speaker 1: You're just finding out now. But no, I'm with you
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  Speaker 1: because listen, to this.
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  Speaker 2: I came home last night and my garage door wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: work like it would just it would just open a
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  Speaker 2: little bit and then close and open a little bit
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  Speaker 2: and close.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, that doesn't make it.
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  Speaker 2: And then Blake got out of the car and she's
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  Speaker 2: just putting the code in and it would just open
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  Speaker 2: a little bit and close. And then I she went
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  Speaker 2: around and I just parked in the driveway. And then Jake,
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  Speaker 2: my studies. I can hear him in the garage. It's
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  Speaker 2: all these f words right because the garage.
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  Speaker 1: So I filmed it.
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  Speaker 2: I filmed that moment and I'm sending it at the
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  Speaker 2: Tommy Mellow from a one grudge. I'm I mean, he
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  Speaker 2: hopefully this should fix my garage, right or maybe not.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought I would wait in the morning, and I,
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  Speaker 2: for some reason, the way I usually I just figured
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  Speaker 2: it fix itself, right.
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  Speaker 1: So I got up this morning, guess the same thing
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  Speaker 1: it did fix it did not fix itself. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, that makes sense. Usually stuff just fix
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  Speaker 1: this up. My card's going So.
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  Speaker 2: Then I always I have my routine in the morning, right,
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  Speaker 2: the stuff that I had, the myroutine that I even
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  Speaker 2: told you, yes, But like I take certain waters a
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  Speaker 2: certain way, and I have this can of water that
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  Speaker 2: I drink every day on my way in, and when
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  Speaker 2: I got here this morning, I forgot to drink my
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  Speaker 2: can of water. So I took the can of water
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  Speaker 2: and I park very far away from the radio stations.
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  Speaker 2: I get my steps in right, I go to open
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  Speaker 2: the can of water. The thing falls off and I
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  Speaker 2: can't open it, you know what I mean. Tag The
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  Speaker 2: tab falls off, and then it's also one of those
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  Speaker 2: water cans that like it got frozen, so the cam
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  Speaker 2: popped out at the bottom of it. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, it won't it won't open. And then I
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  Speaker 2: get up here and my freaking after I'm sidered talking
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  Speaker 2: to Richard Early. Wait before the show starts. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: my phone. That means I gotta go all the way
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  Speaker 2: back to my car, which is so far away.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Kyle, That's why I saw you this morning.
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  Speaker 2: I never never walked, so I walked in with it.
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  Speaker 2: So then I had printed up a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 2: this morning. And then I go to the printer.
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  Speaker 3: It's out of paper. I had to wait there for
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  Speaker 3: someone to show me how to put the paper if
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  Speaker 3: that's mercury none in retrograde or I think that's just.
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  Speaker 4: You know, but all that, I mean that stinks when
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  Speaker 4: you go to the printer and it's like reload paper moment.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you should know how to then you're broken heads. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: then my headphones. Peyton stepped on my headphones.
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  Speaker 5: It broke my head pass just your headphones tripped me
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  Speaker 5: first when you were in my area.
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  Speaker 3: I think mercury is in retrograde for you all the
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  Speaker 3: time when it comes through electronics. Because even did you
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  Speaker 3: guys see where I sent John Jay. Here's the headphones
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  Speaker 3: you buy just click here. And they were even more
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  Speaker 3: expensive for him than they were for me. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: so weird, bizarre, Like here's the link. It was like
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  Speaker 3: thirty bucks more for you.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just bought them and then he could pay.
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  Speaker 2: He was going to, but it was so complicated. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to have the own money because it would
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  Speaker 2: he would not take it, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like if I go, I got to here's a hundred
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  Speaker 2: and tones.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's great.
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  Speaker 4: You could just like venmo him and then he's it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Like him taking I don't I don't want to get
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  Speaker 3: a cotton I want to get cut in a Venmo
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  Speaker 3: trap with John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have Venmo and I don't have cash. Screwed.
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  Speaker 1: Better better that you just got it money. I guess
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  Speaker 1: Peyton got a nice big refund in taxes.
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  Speaker 5: Do you my tax refund? Hit? And I am every
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  Speaker 5: time I opened up my account, I'm like you, Gwen
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  Speaker 5: Stefani if I was a rich girl. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: I feel good, especially hey because I literally like me
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  Speaker 5: and Kiddy and we talked about it. We said, okay,
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  Speaker 5: tax refunds. All of that money is going straight to
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  Speaker 5: the wedding, so in fact, I don't even have to
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  Speaker 5: spend it on a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: Honeymoon money, honey fun money.
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  Speaker 5: Reception fund, open house party?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do your own taxes?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Gosh, now who did you?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you go?
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  Speaker 5: Actually this guy was recommended to me. We I'd gone
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  Speaker 5: to high school with him and two of my really
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  Speaker 5: good friends used him, and I had asked him. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, okay, well, like how much do I owe
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  Speaker 5: you for doing my taxes? He was like, don't worry
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  Speaker 5: about it. I got a grant from somebody to do them,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, thanks, So I.
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  Speaker 1: Got my tax free. The kind of money you got
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  Speaker 1: back is what, like, how can he is it? Just
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  Speaker 1: so we know, I don't like my son Jakes got
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  Speaker 1: fifteen hundred bucks back. I got like four times that. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's four times fifteen hundred at least? Wow? Dude, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of dough Raykay.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, I'm really I was not.
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  Speaker 1: Good at mask so probably.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's definitely a honeymoon, like a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably about three times four times. Give up your guy,
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  Speaker 1: give up your.
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  Speaker 5: Tax It's in the middle of three and it's probably
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  Speaker 5: three point.
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  Speaker 1: Give up your text guy, text person.
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  Speaker 5: His name is Derek Ware. He's actually awesome. He used
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  Speaker 5: to his dad used to own celebrity theater.
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  Speaker 1: I think Derek Ware. Yeah, where's Derek Ware?
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  Speaker 5: He actually we called him DJ Ware in high school,
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  Speaker 5: but now now he goes by Derek.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if you want DJ Ware to do your taxes, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'll send you guys his info because actually he was quick.
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  Speaker 5: I sent him my stuff and he had everything filed
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  Speaker 5: within a day, and I got.
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  Speaker 2: My return in like two weeks, like three months from now.
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  Speaker 2: Payton gets arrested for tax fraud.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not worried about.
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  Speaker 3: But you realize now now you gotta file as a couple,
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  Speaker 3: like now you guys are married.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm not worried about that.
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  Speaker 1: That's next year. They're twenty twenty six taxes, right right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I always get.
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  Speaker 4: Stressed around tax times.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I procrastinate.
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  Speaker 1: But I've been like actually getting all my stuff together.
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  Speaker 4: And as I'm getting my stuff together, I'm realizing that,
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  Speaker 4: like I haven't seen an invoice lately from like my
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  Speaker 4: agent for my agent fees, and now I realized I
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  Speaker 4: owe him eighteen hundred dollars. They haven't been sending them.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently they started sending them digitally and I never got that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's frustrating. Wait your taxes.
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  Speaker 4: You know, as I'm getting I wanted I can write
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  Speaker 4: off part of our agent fees, and so I have
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  Speaker 4: to get like the full list of what we did
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  Speaker 4: last year. And in doing that, I was emailing there
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  Speaker 4: like also, you're a little behind, and I'm like a
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  Speaker 4: little like, that's a lot where we're like because they
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  Speaker 4: stopped sending through the mail and like apparently sent them digitally.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't get them digitally.
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  Speaker 4: That was like kind of out of sight, out of
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  Speaker 4: mind agent fees, meaning like your agent.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, oh wow, for worrying dude. That's another thing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have an agent, no fees. I also have a
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  Speaker 1: tax person right now. No, I'll send you he's actually legit.
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  Speaker 2: The tax person that I had true story died in
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  Speaker 2: a scuba diving accident. Scuba diving, and so she had
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  Speaker 2: a heart attack scuba diving. I know, so blake and
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  Speaker 2: I look at for a new person.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sending you right now. Don't you worry. I got
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  Speaker 1: your back. DJ Derek Ware