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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 17th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion? Is it flies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show?
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  Speaker 3: It's the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: A good morning everybody. Yeah, and just like that, the
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  Speaker 5: weekend's over. It's like, snap your fingers whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Click? What is that dumb movie open?
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  Speaker 6: Twenty first?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? So that's this week?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That's this Friday that.
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  Speaker 6: It's got to be the twenty first.
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  Speaker 7: Definitely a friday you can get some preview shows and
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  Speaker 7: then what an a week?
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  Speaker 3: This week?
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  Speaker 5: The new Wicked opens and then what was the Sebastian
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  Speaker 5: Man of Scalco feature.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited. Great content out there.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, beginning of a brand new week. Thank you for
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  Speaker 5: being here. Were the Woody Show? On what he that's
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  Speaker 5: Greg Gory, we got Menashi, Gina Grati is here, Seed Mass,
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  Speaker 5: We've got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
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  Speaker 5: Vaughan is our video producer. Bort is here, Menji's here,
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  Speaker 5: and dumbass Tyler is around somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I canna say he's orbiting, but I think something's
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  Speaker 3: ordering him.
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  Speaker 5: Good now he just took whatever the which one is
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  Speaker 5: he on menace. He's on zepp bound, He's on, He's on,
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  Speaker 5: and he said, like the day after he takes that,
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  Speaker 5: like today is the day that his go listen to him.
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  Speaker 5: You know, hets make the craziest not we brought that
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  Speaker 5: up before.
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  Speaker 3: It just makes the craziest noise. I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: just hunger and grossness.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it's it sounds like his insides are rotting.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody that takes anything other than ze I hear like
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  Speaker 3: there's something gets kind of crazy for him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm but just sitting there next to him in
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  Speaker 5: the office, it sounds like his insides are eating themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not knocking him as a person or anything about
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  Speaker 5: a personality.
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  Speaker 3: It's just gross. It sounds because it's gross.
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  Speaker 8: I mean that sound would be the sound.
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  Speaker 3: The sound is gross.
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  Speaker 6: What's worse that sound or the sound that seabast makes
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  Speaker 6: many burbs?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, the tyler gut noise? Oh yeah, yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 5: have the ability to.
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  Speaker 3: Belt like a man, yeah a man. Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 5: Everything is kind of like these girly like kind of like.
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  Speaker 6: Bubbly sounded like boily gravy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it did. That's my point.
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  Speaker 5: Great false weekend cheers and jeers coming up. We got
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  Speaker 5: the trending news headlines. We'll make a trip to the
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  Speaker 5: Woody Show crossroads today Here on the Woody Show, Birthdays,
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  Speaker 5: Porno Birthday, Mescalvalist, and World of Entertainment. Phones are open
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  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us
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  Speaker 5: up with the text over to to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 5: I've been seeing a lot more about it, and maybe
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  Speaker 5: because it's just entered the feed ever since we started
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  Speaker 5: talking about it with uh, you know menaces purchase of
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  Speaker 5: that that robot? Yeah, yeah, did you see the Russian one?
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  Speaker 3: Greg right on its face it looked drunk, you know, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it is a Russian robot. Good. It was being shown off.
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  Speaker 5: Is able to move around and move objects and interact
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  Speaker 5: with people. And then right during the presentation it walked
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  Speaker 5: on stage with these two people. The theme from Rocky
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  Speaker 5: was playing nice considering the Russian lost yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and then it fell down and then the had to
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  Speaker 5: rush over to try to like shut it down because
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  Speaker 5: it still thinks it's walking. It's still trying to trying
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  Speaker 5: to walk.
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  Speaker 3: One robot that's making a lot of I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: people talk on the internet it's the one that's like
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  Speaker 3: running into mirrors and it's like busting up the house
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  Speaker 3: and something like that. That is the one that I
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  Speaker 3: told you that you can buy at Walmart right now.
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  Speaker 3: That thing is just made to like dance around and
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  Speaker 3: do things. But people are like faking people out and
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  Speaker 3: trying to get it to like cook and stuff, and
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  Speaker 3: it's just not made for that. It's just it's supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be like a little dancing toy.
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  Speaker 5: Even even the one that you're getting, which is the
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  Speaker 5: the need yeah something, the one X. I keep seeing
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  Speaker 5: more about that, and I just don't know how useful
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  Speaker 5: it's going to be.
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  Speaker 8: I think I'm reserving judgment. But I don't even see
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  Speaker 8: how you're gonna get it to do your ultimate goal
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  Speaker 8: of walking down the hall and getting coffee.
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  Speaker 3: We'll find out, Greg because he.
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  Speaker 8: Can't picture it.
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  Speaker 3: Because here's here's a thing.
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  Speaker 5: It shows like, you know, cleaning something with a rag. Now,
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  Speaker 5: how does it?
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  Speaker 3: No? It's clean? Right? Is it just doing the motion?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 5: You know, sometimes you can wipe something and it works
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  Speaker 5: the first time. Other times you really got to put
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  Speaker 5: some elbow grease into it.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: It does have cameras, Yeah, but how will.
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  Speaker 8: It discerned like this is good enough?
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  Speaker 6: Correct, Well, I don't see a streak, and well.
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  Speaker 5: Like go In other words, there's a difference in going
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  Speaker 5: through the motions of something and doing it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy. Use that example, because a reporter
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  Speaker 3: took one home and had it clean like it's uh,
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  Speaker 3: it's kitchen, uh, their kitchen, and they go, you miss
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  Speaker 3: the spot, and then the robot like bends down and
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  Speaker 3: looks to the spot.
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  Speaker 5: And then is that because the guy's over a new
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  Speaker 5: DELI told it to bend over, honestly, And I just
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  Speaker 5: wanted to get your your your opinion on it because
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  Speaker 5: a lot of the stuff I'm reading is about how
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  Speaker 5: it can do very little on its own. It's gonna
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  Speaker 5: need that. There's gonna be people who are running it remotely.
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  Speaker 3: That's currently it's training it. See that's the misinformation that
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  Speaker 3: they're putting out right now. That's why the robot is
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  Speaker 3: not released right now. That's why you can't buy it,
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  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be released a year from now. Is
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  Speaker 3: because yes, they have people that go into it remotely
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  Speaker 3: currently and it's training it to do all these different things.
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  Speaker 6: But that's just for the training for the training.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and by the time you have it, it shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have any of the people like logging in and helping it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it seems like that's because so people are so desperate
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  Speaker 3: to knock it that they're taking the process of No.
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  Speaker 3: I can see where that would be concern for you. No,
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  Speaker 3: I absolutely, But it's just like the whole thing. You know,
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  Speaker 3: when a piece of technology is coming out, like a
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  Speaker 3: driverless cars or something like that, and they're like in
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  Speaker 3: the learning process before it's even released, people look for
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  Speaker 3: like little things that they can put put holes on it,
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  Speaker 3: and then they double down on that part before it's
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  Speaker 3: even released. So again, a niche is not gonna be
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  Speaker 3: logging in allegedly by the time it's.
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  Speaker 8: Really but let's say a niche was logged in and
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  Speaker 8: we had the robot here at work. Yeah, and he
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  Speaker 8: made it walk down, pick out the coffee out. I
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  Speaker 8: personally care great.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think at home though, if I'm taking
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  Speaker 5: an application, I'm sure the company might feel differently because
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, well, what if it's like looking
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  Speaker 5: around her Ye, that kind of stupid stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, radio secrets, Yeah, but exactly. Yeah, what was it
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  Speaker 3: you do? Caller ten.
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  Speaker 8: But if I'm if I'm at home and I'm trying
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  Speaker 8: to train it to give me a hand job.
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  Speaker 6: Then I don't want and he shouldn't be there.
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  Speaker 8: Then get out.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I need you to be a little bit
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  Speaker 5: more aggressive, a little hard and tears it right off
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  Speaker 5: your body.
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  Speaker 3: Lets me log in real look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, let's say the Tesla robot gets announced and we'll
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  Speaker 3: release before this, then I'm going to be conflicted.
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  Speaker 7: Elon's been saying some good things about the Tesla robot shocker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they've already done like multiple events with the
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  Speaker 3: Tesla robo saying nice things about his own product. The
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  Speaker 3: people that just approved his trillion dollar pay package. We'll
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  Speaker 3: see what. You'll see how that goes. But he's already
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  Speaker 3: had multiple events where the robots are just walking around
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  Speaker 3: doing this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 9: You think it would be ready before, though, like the
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  Speaker 9: cyber truck took forever to come out, I think it's
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  Speaker 9: gonna take a while for his robot to come out.
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  Speaker 5: It'll take a while for Look, I think for any
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  Speaker 5: of these things to be what we want them to
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  Speaker 5: be and what we hope them to be, it's going
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  Speaker 5: to be a long time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also the cyber truck was being released during COVID.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you took yeah, thankime and it was worth the wait.
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  Speaker 3: So there it really.
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  Speaker 5: Was, said the guy who That's what I think every
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  Speaker 5: time I see one, right, I go, you know what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Well we'll take a break, we'll come back. Medicine tells
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  Speaker 5: which reminds me it's my stepfather's birthday. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: did not FedEx a car.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know why? It's a man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for my mom's birthday and sentiment for my mom's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, I'm saying, like, flowers for dudes? Can
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  Speaker 5: some people do?
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know a card I read.
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  Speaker 5: was hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm big into sending people stuff, but I've never sent
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  Speaker 3: flowers to dudes.
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  Speaker 7: And my mom's the floors because if I got if
• 10:12
  Speaker 7: I was a guy, got flowers, it'd be weird.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think getting a getting as a dude, getting
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  Speaker 5: flowers from anything, I think would be weird.
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  Speaker 6: When I went to New York for Valentine's Day, I
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  Speaker 6: sent flowers to my boyfriend at work and he was
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  Speaker 6: so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it would be fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where this came from. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Study from Rutgers University says that men who receive flowers
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  Speaker 5: demonstrate significant increased happiness. Researchers saw the effect of this
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  Speaker 5: person saw the effect of this in people, and said
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: that men who received flowers made more eye contact when
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: they talked, stood closer to others, and smiled.
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  Speaker 6: Who cares?
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like low T to me.
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: By the way, today is a National Testosterone.
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  Speaker 3: Awareness Aware of it? Get that tea.
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  Speaker 5: That is something I'd like to get more information about,
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  Speaker 5: even though I just got my my blood panel done
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  Speaker 5: not that long ago, and my testosterone believe it or not,
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  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: I was expecting to be low black disappeared.
• 11:08
  Speaker 6: But they think because of the crying, you have low
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  Speaker 6: T because you have to.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm definitely softer in my old age. Not like
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: from a penis standpoint, Greg, but no, but just like
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  Speaker 5: empathy feelings more for me, it's different for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: would you agree?
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  Speaker 8: One hundred?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you video.
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: National Testosterone Awareness Day. It's old socks Day, Oh nice,
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: gregor Zimfindel Day, National Hiking Day, Yeah, Dangerous Anti Bullying Week. Sure,
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: It's International Students Day, World Prematurity Day. Oh here some
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  Speaker 5: some food, National Homemade Bread Day, Okay, don't need it.
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: And that National Bacleva Day.
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  Speaker 10: Love.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's that's one of those overrated things. What
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  Speaker 5: it is, it's precisely it's a Greek pastry.
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  Speaker 6: It's tons and honey. It's perfect. It's so nicety crunches.
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  Speaker 5: I don't go like that's not perfect inventive.
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  Speaker 6: It's fantastic. You guys are.
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  Speaker 5: Nuts, very sticky. The other ones the people seem to love,
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: they are like biscotti hat. It like so dry if
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  Speaker 5: you don't get yeah, coffee. So Meg's bore.
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  Speaker 8: Boring hard.
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: Birthdays and port of Birthday coming up? Mans, what's happening
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: in the wad of entertainment?
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I finally found some internet celebrity beef that you
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: would actually care about. Guy, And it has to do
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: with home decore because some people have been talking smack
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: about Alec Baldwin and his wife's home to core on
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  Speaker 3: TikTok and they do not like that. Because the TikTokers said,
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: it looks like they ran out of money doing set
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  Speaker 3: decoration for a homemark holiday film. There's nothing there. It
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  Speaker 3: looks like they went to a group on for pottery
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  Speaker 3: barn and it looks very very boring. Now, Alec Baldwin
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  Speaker 3: did not like that, and he responded, why don't you
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  Speaker 3: get out of here?
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  Speaker 8: Damn?
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  Speaker 5: First of all, if somebody had a comment about how
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  Speaker 5: I had my house, like, it's your house, it's literally
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  Speaker 5: like your home, the inside of your home. However it
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  Speaker 5: is that you like it now, of course people can
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  Speaker 5: have opinions about it, but like for you to get
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  Speaker 5: like upset and respond anyway, who cares? Don't respond? But
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  Speaker 5: that guy, he's got to be one of the most
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: easily triggered dudes on Earth.
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  Speaker 3: Photographers.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, back in the day he was fighting with that
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  Speaker 7: Trump impersonator last year.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he just did something recently. But he does
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  Speaker 3: not like you talking about his home to court. Now
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: have you googled it? Gren and your thoughts boring?
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  Speaker 8: From what I see the mark seeing is this Hampton's
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  Speaker 8: house that's on the market. That's it on the market.
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  Speaker 8: That's the house. I wouldn't turn it down, and looks
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  Speaker 8: fine to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's basic.
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  Speaker 5: Comedian Jim Florentine, we've had I love Jim. He's got
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: a pretty funny bit on people with live life love
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  Speaker 5: song signs that yeah, live laugh love signs, Yeah, in
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  Speaker 5: their in their house something that Greg Yeah, yeah, any
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  Speaker 5: type of story, all right, in their menace.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Moving on to certified hottie Kate Gosslin, she reveals
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: how she budgets for eight kids for Christmas, and guys,
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: get ready for this. Okay, this is a life hack
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  Speaker 3: Sea Bass all right, all right. She says that she
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: asked all the kids for a list in November so
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: she can take advantage of the sales. Wow, just throwing
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: it out there, guys, in case you got a shop
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  Speaker 3: for people.
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  Speaker 7: I was wondering what the secret was to try to
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: find it for last Now that's a hat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you wait for Black Friday and then.
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  Speaker 6: And then you buy the thing they want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you buy the thing they want that they gave you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do you give it to them then? Or is there
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: a holiday you wait for?
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  Speaker 3: Uh No, you wait for the holidays? Oh okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you just hold on to it. Okay, yeah, definitely. All right,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: there's a hack for you from Kate Asslin. Okay, Now
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: here's some nightmare fuel for Sammy CSI. Miami star Eva
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  Speaker 3: LaRue has a documentary out right now on Paramount Plus.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: It's called My Nightmare Stalker, The Eva LaRue Story. And
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: apparently she was getting all these messages from some rando
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  Speaker 3: dude from two thousand and seven to twenty fifteen, and
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: then started getting voicemails in twenty nineteen, and eventually in
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  Speaker 3: twenty nineteen he did get arrested and was put in
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: jail for three years in twenty twenty two. Now, she
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: says the worst part of this is, even though the
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: guy is in jail, is that she always constantly has
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: to look over her shoulders.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, the paranoia that that will leave with you
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  Speaker 9: and for going on for that long, that many years
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  Speaker 9: until something happened, you'll be paranoid forever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would suck. I mean two thousand and seven
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  Speaker 3: has started, and then he didn't even go to jail
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  Speaker 3: until twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 5: And that's how you end up like Sammy, where someone
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  Speaker 5: little text into the show going, hey, Sammy really enjoy
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: on the show?
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  Speaker 3: What a creep? Yeah yeah yeah, get out of here, loser.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. So she agrees, like, yeah, the paranoia is
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  Speaker 3: the absolute worst part of going through something like that.
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  Speaker 3: And you can watch it now on Paramount Plus.
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  Speaker 8: What's a random person?
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  Speaker 3: Just sew everybody gets stalkers, like if they have any
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: type of level of fame. I mean, look at the
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  Speaker 3: Uh that thing that happened at the Twitch convention. The
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Twitch streamers like this girl was doing a meet and
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: greet and some rando just rand up, ran up and
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: like started kissing her and things like that. Well, it's like.
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  Speaker 6: Really like a in the zeitgeist right now. It's called
• 16:45
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  Speaker 6: you with the person on TV, you with the person
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  Speaker 6: on the radio.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: What about the area on the Grande and Wicked, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that just happened at the end of last week.
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  Speaker 6: They even went full bodyguard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So it was like one of the premiere of events
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  Speaker 5: and uh aroond Grande is walking down and here comes
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  Speaker 5: this guy runs up to her like throws his arm
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  Speaker 5: around her big s Yeah, and like security was on
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  Speaker 5: him immediately, not before.
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  Speaker 3: I got there. Yeah, But it goes back to what
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Sea Bass says that most security is just theater. The
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be the good guys. These are supposed to
• 17:19
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  Speaker 7: A list at the event, you're being paid one hundred
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: fifty bucks an hour or whatever, Yeah, you're supposed to be.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: On top of that, there's a there's a great video. Maynard,
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: the lead singer of Tool. Some guy came up on
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: stage and you know tried to uh, you know, hug
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  Speaker 5: him or whatever. And Maynard, while still singing the song,
• 17:38
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• 17:41
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• 17:44
  Speaker 5: singing the whole time, and the guy's like got his
• 17:47
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• 17:49
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• 17:52
  Speaker 5: like Maynor's choking this dude out.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Who else still sings once people jump up on stage
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: and grab him his morrisy, He'll keep singing.
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  Speaker 5: is a Monday morning. Look what's happening around the world
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: of entertainment? All right, welcome back everybody. Well, so far
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: we've already covered one of MENACE's favorite things.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, and that would be the robots.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were talking about that robot that he bought
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: and then that Russian one that just fell over.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: On his face.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: The other thing that you can imagine Menace gets one
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: of these robots, but then also achieves his dream of
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: getting either a raccoon or a monkey.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: Oh dude, dude, rule you want more, although.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: You kind of gave up on the monkey thing, right, Yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: because of the pooping. The pooping, I think you could
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: probably train a raccoon to like poop like a dog. Yeah, possibly,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: But the you know again, when Greg and I had
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: that experience with a bunch of monkeys where he got
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: scared and almost fell off a bench, Yeah, we found
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: out how much they poop, and it is it's a lot,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: and I don't want to deal with it. After hours.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Voicemail eight seven four about the the Jasper County the
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: you know, the the Reese's monkeys.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, remember that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: Hi, guys, If y'all haven't seen the camera footage from
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: the Jasper County Police officers from Misissippi about the Recis monkeys,
• 21:06
  Speaker 12: you need to look that footage up. It is hilarious.
• 21:11
  Speaker 12: It would be a funnel accent. And see the guy
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: in the video, the cop that was talking to the
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: driver who was saying the same thing that sea bass
• 21:22
  Speaker 12: and then I said, he said receives like the peanut
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: butter cups. Thank you. Y'all need to look it up
• 21:30
  Speaker 12: if you haven't seen it yet, Okay, thanks.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: I hadn't seen that, so I had. I had Morgan
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: pull the audio for us.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: So yeah I had that. And by the way, I'm
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: looking it up her she sounds very sweet. Yeah, she
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: sounds she sounds supersed. Thank you, Thank you for your call.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: All right, So here we go. This is from the
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Jasper County Please Department their video on the on the
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Reese's monkeys.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: What kind of monkeys are they?
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: They got?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen a lot of I ain't saying this,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: tell you what.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, because they did like a whole big
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: the buddy cam footage from a Jasper County Sheriff's deputy
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: starts at one thirty three in the afternoon of October
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: twenty eighth, identified as wild life facilitators out of Maryland.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: What out of monkeys? Already? Racist? Like cup enforcement needs
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: to take a deadly action.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because the guy's like, uh, you know, the
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: narrator at least one monkey early on has other plans.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Darting into the interstate right in front of an eighteen wheeler.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: The passenger returns to the deputy yelling that law enforcement
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: needs to take a deadly action.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: You gotta shoot it. You have to suit it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: They can't get away. You have to suit it. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I can't get away, man, What do you mean. Yeah,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: you're the expert. Yeah, dude, Yeah you will on the scene. Yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: you got their SDD test. You know what zero that's
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: waiting around. That's paperwork. You know what I'm saying exactly?
• 22:59
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• 23:00
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• 23:13
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• 23:18
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• 23:23
  Speaker 3: My name is Whatody. That is Greg Gory. Hoy menace,
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• 23:28
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  Speaker 3: Over to two to nine eighty seven.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Hope you had a great weekend, some weekend cheers and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: jeers my entire weekend. Man, I remember how much I
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: hated school. That's all I've been doing is just getting
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: ready for this FAA.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: It's scheduled for Thursday and it to If everything goes well,
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: I will officially have my pilot's license. Nice cap be,
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: you know, wrapping that part up, and then I can
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: go right into the next phase, which is getting the
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: instrument training. So it just starts to a whold another phase,
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: but at least I'll have the you know, the pilot's
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: license part done. It's so much information. Yeah, after instrument
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I'm done. Some people go on to get like their
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: commercial or multi engine or these different things which I have.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: No use for for Southwest or something.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: It won't serve It won't serve any purpose for me
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: that way. Do you find out day of if you pass? Yeah?
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Nice?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's just so much information. Sweet, But
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: I gotta tell you, man, my wife pointed out, she goes,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: you know, if you would have just applied yourself in school,
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: you probably could have been like a doctor.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I go, or a lawyer.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: It's got to be something that you're way passionate.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: The subject matter, while overall is interesting, like I've always
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: wanted to know how to fly a plane and get
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: the pilot's license, that kind of stuff. Man, there are
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: so many elements to it that are just so little boring. Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: because it's so much technical information aero dynamics, and then
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: you get into like weather, and weather is such a
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: crazy like there's there's names for things and reasons for things,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: and you're supposed to understand. So conceptually you got to understand.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: But the good thing is about this test is that
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: you could bring in your notes and so of course,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: being you know the I do a ton of prep
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: for this show and keep things organized, you know, I did.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I applied the same thing to this and so I
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: mean like.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Hours and hours and hours of you know, getting this
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: binder together that I'm gonna bring in with me and
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. I haven't set up a digital version
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: of it that I'll have on the iPad.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Of course you did, Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: So they ask reference you can look at your own notes.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: You shouldn't do it for everything. There are certain things
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: emergency flows and different things speeds that are important you
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: know that you should know. Yeah, just top top of
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: memory or top of mind. But other things like some
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: of the more you know kind of like may be
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: great because that's what you're gonna do anyway in a
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: press application you're you're gonna meet. But they want to
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: see that you number one know conceptually and the number
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: two where you can find it right so that you
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: can then apply it. So so that's good. So that's
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: that's uh, that's my cheers, And I'll throw an honorable
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: mention to the Steelers for actually, you know, giving me
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: an overall pretty and no stress game nice.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: So that's that's good.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: But my jeers is to uh the fact that all
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: this stuff is uh has been like consuming my time.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: For the past month, it's been every day of you know,
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: flight school and work and all the family stuff on
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: top of that, so super early mornings and late nights,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: and now it looks like, according to the forecast, the
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: whole thing may not even happen and it would just
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: get canceled and have to get postponed to a completely
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: different time.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And it's all a matter of when.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: The they call them, the DPE, the examiner or the
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: FA examiner would would first of all, DP when they
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: would next be available, so that who knows when that
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: would be. And so that's that's what I'm looking at
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Isn't it so crazy when you're super stressed about something
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: and it gets canceled, You're like, oh, thank god, And
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: then sometimes are like, no, I just want to.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Get this over. I think I'm not I'm not even
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: stressed out about it. I'm really not. No, I'm not
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: stressed out about it at all, because I feel like
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: I have a pretty good handle on the information, I'm
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: very well organized and everything else. It's just it's it's
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: it's it's the time commitment, it's how much time, And
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: so I'm just like, mentally just kind of burned out,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: and and I want it to be able for that
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: so that it can kind of go back to somewhat
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: of a normal burned out schedule.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Right, Huh if that makes an exense.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: What was that written test you took that you passed.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: That's part of like to get your student pilot license students,
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: So just to get the student piloize, and you got
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: to take a written exam and then even before you
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: solo fly by yourself that you have to take another
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: the flight school has to the instructor before they can
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: endorse you and sign off on your solo they give
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: you like a whole nother five page written tests. So
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: there's been a lot of testing. And I a's a
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: guy who hated school, right, but it will be I
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: just kind of closed my eyes and I picture myself
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: like actually accomplishing something that I've only thought about for decades.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: It's a big deal and in a matter of months,
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah trying.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I started in February.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: It's pretty crazy, which and.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: By the way, not gonna be very comforting to Greg,
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: but just in general, you know, mine is taken way
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: longer than it normally does, just because of that delay
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: with the medical certificate that I had to go through.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they take a test and get you right up there.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: They're not flying a west plane to that point, they're
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: flying all over the place. Like the minimum amount of
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: pilot hours that you have to have before the airlines
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: even consider looking at you as an applicant is like
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: fifteen hundred, which is a lot.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's a ton. How many days is that you do?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: The math? I got to whip out a calculator.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: In some of these seasoned pilots, they say, oh, you know,
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: flying a small plane easier than driving a car.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I thought, right, No, I would say just as easy.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: You got to learn a whole new language to communicate
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: with that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: That's a little bit different, the actual flying part, like
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: the physical plane.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, that's sixty two days, by the way.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Weekend cheers and jeers, Gina Grad.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we put up all our Christmas crap last night
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: and it was actually really fun. We did our little
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: cookie decorating. We watched Home alone and something I've never
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: done before as a jew, I bought, assembled, fluffed, and
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: decorated a tree all by myself. Wow, And it was
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: really fun. I did it before the boys got home.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Just feel like to surprise them.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah okay because my kids, Yeah they make my wife
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: wait oh, both around because they wanted to even be
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: a part of it.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing. We have two trees. I bought this
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: one as the big surprise tree, but the little classic,
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: crappy one. We all do that one together. And I
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: kind of shove that in a corner because it's like,
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: you know, the handprint or ornaments, like they're not cute,
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: but a mine's like champagne and cream.
• 29:57
  Speaker 13: Oh excuse me, and it's very pretty.
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: It took forever to fluff because it was a first timer.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: I'm like sitting there for an hour and a half
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: listening to like Ghetto Boys and Tupac and just each.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: That's what you're listening to while Christmas tree. That hilarious.
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: What is fluffing the tree means?
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: So when you get an artificial tree, they're packed into
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: the box.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: To pull out.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: You got to make it look natural and I don't.
• 30:25
  Speaker 14: Know what the word for it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: You gotta fluff it. I only know because these old
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: biddies on this Facebook group I had to join it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: See how to decorate a tree?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: You didn't fluff it?
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: But that's gonna be every year because you're gonna have
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: to store this tree.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the one that we keep pulling out and
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: putting back every year, the fluffing looks pretty gnarly like anyway,
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Like it's already kind of out and spread, and it's fine.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: That's the part that sucks, is the re stuffing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's going to be Andy's job. The jeers is,
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: why are artificial? Because I've never bought a real one?
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Why are trees so goddamn expensive?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Well, you used out a real tree.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: No, I've never been to a real tree.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: The artificial ones look affordable because the artificial ones, as
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: expensive as they are, you use.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Them every year.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, But the live Christmas trees are crazy expensive.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Though, the fake ones. I've seen some there that are
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: like twelve hundred bucks. Oh yeah, oh yeah, for sure.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: And at Target. I'm like, I'll go to Target. That'll
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: be easy. Like four hundred bucks, are you crazy?
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: So I found one at Amazon. It's almost seven feet tall,
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: works fine for what I needed.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: It was like the best one I think we've up
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: until this one that my wife insisted that we get.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: It's a falsome fur flip tree.
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Bowsome Hill.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I mean the Bosom Hill sounds familiar.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: All I know is.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: It's like you need to apply for another mortgage.
• 31:43
  Speaker 13: Oh my god.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: They're very expensive, but they're so this is not a
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: good time for that for me.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: So but like the best one that we had before
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: this one was one I bought it Ace Hardware, Yes,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: because my wife was one and you'll get like a
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: real tree, and I didn't want to deal with that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: But the needles out water whole thing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: I'm like, we always had the real ones growing up,
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: but you're fine, But like I didn't want to deal
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: with the mess, and I'm like, well, we'll just have
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: this one. Looks I was at the hardware store to
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: you know, buy man stuff, you know, and.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I saw this tree.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, this looks nice, this looks great, it looks
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: super realistic. I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna buy
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: this and let's let's let her try this out and
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: see if she likes it. And she loved it, and
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: we had that for.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Years, the two hundred bucks Like why why did you
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: get rid of it?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Then?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Because eventually it broke, like you know, because where the
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: branches attached to the to the to the trunk of it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Like those things start to break after time, because like
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: you're constantly like packing it back in there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: We had it for a good ten years.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, okay, So I don't feel does anyone still
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: do a real tree?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: I've never been in a house with a real tree.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: They really sell them at every store.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: I know, but I've never I've never been in someone's
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: house or like look at our I.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Feel like most people prefer the real tree. I think
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: there's still the stigma to the fake trees. But I
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: always say, you know what, it's like fake boobs. You know,
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: there's still boobs. Say Christmas tree, the gifts under the
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: tree are still really.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Have family members.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: They refuse just as real as the one with the
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: tree that is real, and they refuse a fake tree.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: They will always get a real That's my family.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: But you know, my wife buys these sticks. They kind
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: of look like cinnamon sticks, but they're the scent of
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: like Christmas tree, and so she puts those in the
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: middle of the artificial tree, and so the room smells
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: like like we just brought this tree in from the farm,
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: and it doesn't smell phone. No, it's it's legit because
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: it's not super strong, it's not overpowering.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's not like that sentiment room thing super strong.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I like the.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Scented pine like, I'm not huffing.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: Off of it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 14: Only get the pine cones when they're on sale, though.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Because those are mad they are expensive.
• 33:55
  Speaker 14: Ten bucks or pine cones.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, thank you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Just you just sit it in the in the corner,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: lit them and broom the broom. Sometimes it's just just
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: tube potent. Sometimes I love it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: You can also get free pine cones in the woods.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they don't fell like cinnamon.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: They come with bugs, Greg, Yeah, bugs, Greg. What about
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: your weekend?
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Cheers and jeers cheers to just a perfect birthday weekend
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: for my friend Jim, who you guys know. It just
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: was flawless and the food was amazing. Everything was great,
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: super fun, lots of drinks. They hired a bartender. Oh
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: if you can ever hire a little drink menu and
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: you just tell them what you want. And I had
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: my very first old fashioned I've never had one.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I love this.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: How was it?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: You?
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: I know?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: For all intends and purposes, an alcoholic I feel like
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: that Greg has probably tried every drink that there is.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Not at all, and Almo I almost never drink hard alcoholic.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's like you first you get that
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: drink when you first turn twenty one? Really I think
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: Get drink?
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I screwdrivers and fuzzy navels. Are they
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: the first time drinker?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: What do you want to feel fancy in? Or like
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: twenty one you go to a bar and you.
• 35:05
  Speaker 14: Put the one ice cube in it?
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it did have the one ice cube? Yeah, and
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: it was super good.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, so what is an old fashion?
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: What's all in one?
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: It's whiskey based, that's all I know.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Whiskey, simple syrup bitters and an orange twist.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Oh and then they have to like smash it down
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: like bartenders hate when you order old fashion, did they? Yeah?
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: And mine didn't have an orange twist. It had like
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: a candied blueberry. It was so good anyway, So cheers
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: to all that it was. It was really really nice jeers.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: And I can say this as a former Valet Parking parker.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Valet Parking can s my d so stupid like that
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: we went to well so you yeah, I'm just trying
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: to figure out.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: We met, we.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: Love it a lot, it can go away. We went
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: to this one restaurant and it was valet only, so
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: it's a total cluster f as you pull in because
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: you got to wait in line for the valet. And
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: then the weirdest thing happened. I the parker comes up
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: to me. I opened my door step out of the
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: car and I said, hey, my keys were in the
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: center console. He said, okay, great, let me get you
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: a ticket. I didn't move. I still stood there. He
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: ran about five feet away to the little booth, grabbed
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: the ticket, came back to me and said, did you
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: leave the keys. I said, yeah, they're in the center console.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Like I just said.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: And then he said, so, is is this your car
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: right here? I thought, so, now, the one that you
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: just watched me get out of that I pulled up
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: to you that you motioned me in, I stepped out
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: and now and then he confirmed when he got into it,
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: so this is your car? I said, yes, And are
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: the keys in it? For the third time?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: And I thought, and so you're gonna take my car
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: and park.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: It to be behind the steering wheel and you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Can put a spoon to your mouth.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: And then when he brought the car back, it was
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: inexplicably hot inside the car. The doors were hot, the
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: door the arm rest was all greasy.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so weird.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: I don't like that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: And to top it off, it was one of those
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: parking lots where you're waiting because there's a cluster f
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: on the way out to a line of people waiting
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: to pay for the valet. You can see your car
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: about eighty feet away, and you think, you know what,
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: I could just walk to it. Yeah, open it and
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: drive away. But no, let's go through the charade of
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: waiting in line and paying this and then valet is
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: so dope.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: I have a very simple explanation for what happened to
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: your car. I hope it makes you feel better. It's
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: very simple. He was hot, he was on drugs, and
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: he had sex in your car.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: There they caught.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: A soup kitchen where they let homeless people have sex
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: in that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: I've done that before. When I do see my car
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: that's sitting right there, because you're right, I don't want
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: to wait.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'll go.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: That's my car right there, right there, I pay for it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: You can just give me the key, I'll grab it yep. Yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: and sometimes they're quote not allowed to do that. Yeah,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: so hitting some other cars next.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Certain situations is up there with the bathroom attendant that
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: you know there trying to get mets and stuff like
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: that and give you I feel the awkward.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what you dropped the brand that your wife got
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: for those scented sticks. I can tell you where she
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: got them Target. Oh, it's just like in the Christmas section,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: you know, with all the other crap that's there. Just
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: look for the scented I think they're called tree sticks,
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: works scent sticks or whatever. But like I guarantee it's
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: where she got them.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: It's nothing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: It's nothing expensive and or fancy.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Stop gating.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: And then someone said I just bought one of those
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Balsom Hill trees after paying one hundred and eighty dollars
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: for a real tree last year. Okay, so there you go.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: I thought real trees were about sixty Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Same, I thought they were cheaper.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I mean if you get a little tiny one.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like one hundred and eighty bucks. If you
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: bought a real with this person one hundred and eighty bucks,
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: you got to go somewhere buy it the car, bring
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: it home, get in the house, get it in that stand,
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: cut it out of the netting thing, let it settle
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: for however long, And you got to worry about taking
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: care of the whole thing.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: And then you know, one hundred.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: And eighty bucks on top of that, whereas spend six
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: hundred bucks, right, let's say six hundred bucks, that's three
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: you'll get at least three years out of it, and
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: you want to deal with all of the other crap.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when you talk about what you have to do
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: for a real tree, it's just it's something I've only
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: seen in movies.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Especially like uh uh, the ones that are pre lit.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I get. That's what I got.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't have to you don't have to
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: stick with the strand of lights and the worst part
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: seven better.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four wooding text us over to
• 39:27
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• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Next. More woody show is next.
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: Next, next the woody shoe, woody shoe.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Shoe and jumping right over to Gina Grad who's got
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: the trending news headlines.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: Well, the EFFA says that the flight restrictions we've been
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: dealing with are going to be lifted this morning that
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: the government shutdown is over. The Transportation Secretary says that
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: they are going to refocus their energy on hiring more
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: controllers and on quote building a brand new, state of
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: the art air traffic control systm, because didn't you say,
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: they're like, oh, it's archaic dinosaur stuff.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: Well, while the restrictions are lifted, it'll still take a
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: few days for airlines to get their schedules back together,
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: their crews, and their planes back in normal working order.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: But it is on the way, just in time for
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: the holidays. And Week eleven of the NFL went down
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: yesterday and the Eagles beat the Lion sixteen to nine
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: in a low scoring game thanks to Jalen Hurts only touchdown. Earlier,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Woody Steelers beat the Bengals thirty four to twelve. Were
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: you wearing your now hopefully lucky T shirt.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: No, I was, because that brought me bad luck. I
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: did wear my Lucky Steelers hats.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, that was helping.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: And it wasn't going well. It was the world's most
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: boring game for the longest time, until all of a
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: sudden just broke open. We had a couple We sorry.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: What did you do so sorry?
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: You can say we the team, the defense scored a
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: couple of touchdowns. There was a pick six and a
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: fumble recovery for a touchdown, and that just blew things
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: wide open and noise. Well, looks you did well. Yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: we did well. You did real, Yeah, we did great.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: The Bills beat the Bucks forty four to thirty twos.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: The Rams slipped past the Seahawks twenty one to nineteen,
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: Jaguars crushed the Chargers thirty five to six brutal, and
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: the Broncos beat the Chiefs twenty two to nineteen on
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: a last second field goal. Week eleven wraps up tonight
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: with the Cowboys playing the Raiders in Vegas and New
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: York Jets defensive back Chris Boyd he was shot in
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Manhattan earlier Sunday morning. Cops say the shooting happened just
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: after two am, and that thank you, Boyd was shot
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: just outside of a restaurant after some argument turned really violent.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah. The suspect hopped in a car sped off
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: still on the run. Boyd was taken to a hospital
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: for emergency surgery. He's listed in critical but stable condition
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: and NYPD is still looking for the shooter. The Jets, well,
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: they have no comment. There's a vote planned for this
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: week in the House of Representatives that would force the
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: release of the Epstein files. Even President Trump now wants
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: the House Republicans to release them.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Well, it's inevitable. Well on board.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if the House approves the measure, it'll move on
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: to the Senate. If the Senate passes it, then the
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: real test will be if Trump would veto the bill personally. Meanwhile,
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: everyone heard about Bubba this weekend, right, mm hmm Bubba story? Yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: that Oh my goodness. So these emails were released between
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Mark and Jeffrey Epstein, the brothers, and joking back and
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: forth about Trump oraling quote unquote Bubba.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: And I think Bubba is Bill.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Well, there's there's a couple different theories. You know. Everyone
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: called Bill Clinton, so that the memes went crazy all weekend,
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: and that's something was released that Gilaiden Maxwell's horse was
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: named Bubba as well. And now Mark Epstein put out
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: a sat and be.
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: Like it was just a joke.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: Everybody stop, It's just a joke. So, yeah, Bubba is
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: trending big time.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing, you know, everybody can get their hopes
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: up over what you're going to learn in these things,
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: and it's going to be like these other ones that
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: they've released before on different things, like it's just a
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: it's a it's a paper and there's three words, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: the words are and the and maybe everything else is
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: a big black marker.
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: Right like the k assassination.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all redacted.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. And like I keep saying, if this is
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: if you're afraid that you're gonna see the person you
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: idolize on the list, stop idolizing them. They're just people.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: The eighth largest prize in the Mega Millions jackpot was
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: one on Friday Nights drawing by a single ticket in Georgia.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: The ticket was sold at a market just outside Atlanta.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: The win is the largest in the history of Georgia Latto,
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: with the winner taking the lump sum of four hundred
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: and fifty two million before taxes and the best part,
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: according to the Georgia rules, the winner can just stay
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: in on it, right.
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: I love that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: That's great because you're not.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Going to notice somebody's suddenly falling.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Well it such is that. I don't like, why would
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: you force someone to publicly come forward like that seems
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: very are you tell people all the time situational awareness, right, yeah, uh,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: don't walk out of the bank counting the money, waving
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: it around. Yeah, don't do certain things like just be smart.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Why would you want to publicly declare that you just
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: won almost a billion.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Dollars for branding brand advertising?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: If you want to, fine, but you shouldn't be forced to.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: That's the part I think. There's the rules going into
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: the game.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Know it if you're in a state that requires you
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: to go public.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Point the point is there should not be a sty
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: you do know that going into it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: My point is it shouldn't exist.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: We shouldn't have that that that just doesn't seem to
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: make it so any interest of safety, right, especially how
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: things are now.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: But then you have the conspiracy people like no one
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: actually ever wins.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Well, it's like the memes that go around, like if
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I win, I won't say anything, but there will be signs,
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: you know, like you'll know when somebody's the biggest house.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: If I want, I would get on a mountaintop and say.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: The guy in in La that bought the giant house
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: next to like Jimmy Kimmel and it is just like
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: going crazy house.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah you'll know that guy also gave a bunch of
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: money to fire victims, so key yeah, and he's helping
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: like rebuild the area.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, oh good, So somebody's in charge.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Well, it was a tight box office race this weekend,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: but now you see me, now you don't box You
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: heard it?
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: Did?
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: I did have one this weekend? Thank You with the
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: Running Man was close behind. Even though the weekend results
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: are in, the weekly totals are expected to stay very
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: close between those two. Predator bad Lands dropped a third,
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Regretting You slipped a fourth, and Black Phone two rounded
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: out the top five. But next weekend, don't even bother
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: looking at other movies because the blowout is going to
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: be wicked for good for good, that's gonna happen.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: But no, The question of the weekend is did Sammy
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: watch her Man? Glenn Powell on Saturday Night Live, And
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: the answer.
• 45:50
  Speaker 13: Is, I did see some clips I didn't watch.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Like is she she just.
• 45:58
  Speaker 13: Excuse me?
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: I did want the new Jonas Brothers Christmas movie, Thank you?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Did you guys? Glenn Palell on Saturday Night Live.
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: I watched a lot of Look, I can't I can't
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: be everywhere of a lot of things. But if I
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: didn't watch all this Christmas stuff, it would be like,
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: do you even like Christmas? And then if I don't
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: get all the stuff, it's like do you even like
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Glen Powell? And then it's like, oh, do you even
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: like the Patriots?
• 46:19
  Speaker 13: Do you even do these things? Why don't you get
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: out more doo stuff? You're always at home.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: You're not crochetting right now, Sammy, do you like crocheting?
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I'm in a no win situation.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Well, did you guys see the SNL skit of Sebastian Manascalco. No,
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: it's pretty good. I think you'll like it a lot.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: It is, Uh, would you I don't know, menace? Would
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: you call it accurate?
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yes? And so what was it?
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: It's just a very over the top saggerated caricature.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: A way, dude, SNL ruined Sebastian Manscalco on Saturday Night.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Please destroy him like you always do. I'm glad that
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: they realized it years after you guys.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Said yeah, but Sebastian was the first one. I mean,
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: it was pushed to the top of being like that's
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: a good impression into it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: You can't show that he was upset.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna share a story and excuse me because
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I can't give you a ton of detail. It would
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: give too much away. It's just somebody who had a
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: lot of very close dealings over a number of years
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: with Sebastian Mascalco. And this person has dropped him and goes,
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: you know what, no thank you, and and has cut
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: him out because he's become such a dick.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Cool like years ago, like how a.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Lot of people starts like really cool over the years,
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: has just become an insufferable, just a dick and a
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: dick to like all these people who he you know,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: I can't. I can't give more details without giving it away.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: And but like he.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Believes his own hype and he forgets The quote from
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: this person is he forgot.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Where he came from.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: I would love to learn to see if I would
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: be a different person. But you've never understood that you've
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: become successful and then all of a sudden you have
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: a mountain of money and then your complete personality changes.
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Get it?
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean not for everyone. We know super cool
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: people that have their star has risen, you know, and
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: they're the best people ever.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Sure, what do they always say they say about money,
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: It doesn't change you. It just accentuates the person.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: You already were, the person you wanted to be.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Exaggerates the person. No, it sagerates the person you are. Like,
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: in other words, if if you were a nice person before,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: you're going to be even nicer now. Right, If you
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: were a dick before, you're going to be even a
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: bigger dick now.
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: And then you see these riders like I need my
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: coffee at this temperature. And I always asked, before you
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: got rich, did you know.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: You liked coffee at that temperature?
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: How did you even know that?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: We weren't exposed to it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: There's another person I know who deals with a lot
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: of celebrities, and he was telling me about this other
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: celebrity who complained to him. He runs a company that
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: books jets, So if a celebrity wants to book a
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: private jet to go somewhere, they'll call this guy, or
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: there are people will call this guy. Right, Yeah, Well,
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: this person she was complaining because she didn't like the
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: color of the seats inside the jet that she was
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: just renting, not even renting, and she was just you
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: know one trip she booked it, Yeah, to take her
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: wherever she was going, and like flipped out, wanted like
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: money back, and was like making this big stink about
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: the color of the seats.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Would you even notice?
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: And he sent me a picture of the interior of
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: this jet. It's beautiful. It's intentional. So in other words,
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: you know, like in kitchens, Greg, sometimes the perimeter counters
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: will be a different color than the than the the
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: counters on these perimeters, different than the island. So it
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: was it was an intentional design, and it looked great.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: It's brand new, it's beautiful.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: See that's not diva behavior, that's pure mental illness.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but Greg, you tell me when you they
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: were mad at that jet. You I don't judge the seats.
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: I would, but not if it was a charter, if
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: I was not buying it, if I was buying one
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: jacks them, I would know the difference between Hey, I
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: chartered a jet. If I don't get to choose the interior,
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't lose my mind.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I what a psycho. Well, finally, from the how
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: dumb can you be? File? This group of friends they
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: were out to dinner when one of them decided as
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: a joke to grab the burger he ordered and swallow
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: it whole without chewing it, just to get a laugh
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: because he thought that would be hilarious. While he started choking,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: he had a panic attack. He passed out and reportedly
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: stopped breathing for two minutes. He was rushed to the hospital.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: He's in critical condition and thanks to not breathing for
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: over two minutes. Oh, this makes me woozy. He's got
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: brain damage and kidney and organ damage. Because hilarious. What
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: would it be like if I swallowed my burger like
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Whippy from Popeye?
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: How would you even get the Was it a slider?
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a good question.
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm thinking of Little McDonald's hamburger or something that's
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: kind of.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Like you you can really fold food into your mouth.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: If you Yeah, I get definitely that right though I'd
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: rather just die because how embarrassed.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that that's how you ended up with
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: brain damage?
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Be a man, just call it.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: That's what's going on with all.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: It's a show.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Hey, good news.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: Everybody tell it if they didn't get a barrista cup
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: from Starbucks. Walmart's releasing their own version.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, same thing.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so they look exactly the same minus the whole
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Starbucks branding.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: All right, but.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: That's all that matters.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: The Walmart version, completely stocked online, will cost about eight
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: dollars less than the Starbucks version. And the bad news,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: just like the Starbucks version, this cup doesn't fit in
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: your car's cup holder either. Now, although that's great news,
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: that's that's not super cool like the bear resta Starbucks
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: one is it's like version Yeah, like when when the
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Stanley like like thing happened, all the imitations. Yeah, there
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: were a bunch of knockoff ones that kids were getting.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Their parents are buying the kids those from the wal
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Mart and stuff, and they were getting ripped on.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep, because everybody knows the knockoff. Samy's of the
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: world will make fun of you.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: This is a knockoff because I don't care.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're an adult.
• 52:37
  Speaker 13: Kids care.
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, you can't be seen with the Great Value brand.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I love Great Value.
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: How would you know that's not?
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Becausecause it doesn't say Stanley, it's like a little mountain
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: or something.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Well that also you can tell by the feel.
• 52:51
  Speaker 13: And just to look that straw is way too wide.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we say it as adults, and you know,
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: because you're right, what do you care?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: You don't care.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: I don't necessarily care, but it is it is real
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: to kids, it's they care.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Well, that's all they have is they're like social stan.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: And they get and they get ripped on for it.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: So like when your parents, I've tried not to do
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: that to my kids where I won't. I won't try
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: to convince them it's the same thing. I go, look,
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I know it's not the same thing, but you know
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: you should be.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: Cooler and not care.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Well, we have a balance. I try to do a
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: balance in our house. I think both of us do,
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: where it's like, okay, stop being materialistic. First of all,
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: you don't have any money, so what do you care?
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: And second but then on the other hand, it's like
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: I don't want him to be an outcast for something
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: so stupid.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Everybody wants to fit in when you're a kid, especially
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: like you want to fit in. You wanted to have
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: whatever it was at that time.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: And our time was like rebops and like Jordans and
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: stuff like that, and then like you would get ripped
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: on if you had paid Jordan's. Yeah, you have pay issues.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: My mom spent hundreds on some miss Me jeans, so
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I know the same jeans.
• 53:58
  Speaker 13: Those well what designer gene hit.
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: I was kind of just starting college, but everyone in
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: high school had to have them too. I can't imagine
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: going to my parents in high school and saying, I
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: need these three hundred dollars jean.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: It's it's not a big deal to you as an adult,
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: and if you want to buy that, Like Gina enjoys
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: her what looks like a Stanley mug but not really
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: a Stanley mug, and none of us are going like,
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: that's not a Stanley, but the rest of us don't care,
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: but it's it's super real to kids.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: She made fun of my white claw one that I got.
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: I mean that was not really there.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It's a real cup for water.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: And you know when your mom would say, oh, well,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: we're not gonna go to McDonald's, I can make that same,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Like that's always kind of there.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Do you see a lot of jokes about that, but but.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Mom's really said that. I don't know if they still
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: say that, our parents still saying that to the kids,
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: like we could make the same cheeseburger. I can make
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: you the same cheeseburger at homes like it doesn't take
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: the same I don't hear anymore, yeah, or just different,
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: like don't I'll.
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: Ruin it for him though whatever fest but I'll be like, sorry,
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: doesn't taste the same, doesn't have the same chemical compound.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Oh god, Yeah, well that's a good way to get hated.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Good Yeah eight seven you can text us over to
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: two two nine eight seven.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't come from you know, a lot. But my
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: my mom there would be like a you were just saying,
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: you know, she would find the one thing right that much, Yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: and that might be the big because we always had
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: like one quote big Christmas gift, right, right, you'd have
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: a couple of smaller things, but you always have like
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: the big one. And that would have been like the bike,
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: the one would have. I remember I was so excited
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: I got a I got a discman, like I really
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: wanted that, and that was the big gift, right, And
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: so if it was something of significance, maybe not a
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Stanley mug, but of something like that, because she knew
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: it was important, Like.
• 56:02
  Speaker 14: The jeans I got was my big gift that year.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not important to you, but it's important to them.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: I've read something pretty interesting about, you know, dealing with teenagers,
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: and it's super important to remember, you know when you're
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: talking them, like, well, you know when I was in
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: school and this that it's not the same. Yeah, you know,
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: and at the time, whatever you were going through was
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: very real to you.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: What's all you had, that's your world.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And so you can't compare what you did and
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: how you did school and how you did in school
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: because there's so many external factors now that maybe didn't exist.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Things are different now, right, Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: The only problem is the stuff that kids want now
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: is all like electronic and like technical, so it's going
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: to be at least one thousand dollars. Yeah, you know,
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: that's the problem of like phones and laptops, true switches.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: That's why it's like the one get get, get the
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: one thing. What's the most important thing?
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: Yepez, Yeah, just telling the kids it's dumb, you know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: they'll listen.
• 57:02
  Speaker 15: I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 15: supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them
• 57:10
  Speaker 15: informally contributing to our value of continuous learning and develop
• 57:15
  Speaker 15: You are a hero.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Se Bads weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers to the
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: TV show plur of.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Us or if I could use the Latin.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: This is a new Apple TV show. It stars Ria
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Sea Horn. You probably know her Ray Sea Horn as
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: a Kim Wexler Better Oh yeah, this is also produced
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: and I guess written by Vince Gilligan or he's in
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: charge of it somehow, And I don't know how.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: He's so damn.
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: Good but Breaking Bad Better Call Saul, Yeah, And to me,
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: it's not even the story writing a.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Front of a friend of mine worked for him on
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul as like a
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: first assistant director role and so very much involved in
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: the planning and the execution of the different things. And
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: he was just talking about all the time about how
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: Vince would agonize over every little single thing. They would
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: talk about for an hour and a half. Where you know, say,
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Jesse Pinkman's on the floor after passing out and they
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: kind of pan, you know from a floor level. Uh,
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: you know, a shot of to Jesse Pinkman, how the
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: dust bunny in the background was gonna roll? What did
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: the dust bunny look like? How big is it? How
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: fast is it moving? What's making it move, like he
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: would agonize over those type of thing to like he
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: really just had this this vision.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: Which is which is very cinematic or cinematographer of him,
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: and I see this and I was going to bring
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: that up.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: That's probably why because he cares so I mean, I
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: care too much, but that kind of level of attention
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: because his show. His shows are like you could watch
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: you know, Saul making pretzels or cinnabon and whatever he's making.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: You can watch them mixing chemicals, and you can watch
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: in plural Bus you could watch a woman driving a
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: C one thirty and that's all it is. And it's
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: five minutes of just heard, just no no dialog, just
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: doing stuff, and it's so fascinating. This might be Greg
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Pluribus might be the first sci fi show you like.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: I can't guarantee it because it's not super wishy, you know,
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: doop the alien stuff.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: It's more drama than Apple TV.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: It's really good.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, it has one hundred percent of rotten tomatoes, and
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: for a good reason. Vince Gilligan can't miss.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: He's a god.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: Jeers to the black ass losers as I call them,
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: who think they can still put up signs and chain
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: them to poles and sea bass the city.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: The whole.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: He took this was this was changed to a utility pole.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: And it's a double.
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: This is literal.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: It's not even a local psychic. This is a psycha.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show the phone number the psychics like call
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: in number.
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: This was just trashly chained to a utility pole and
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: sitting there for months, possibly years.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Does that not belong to somebody? Like if I changed
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: my bike to somebody, the bike not.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Belong to somebody? What do when you say that?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Because I care about the psych Just for the record,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: I don't care when he's get a question.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: When you put trash on the curb, But now is
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: not your property anymore.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: So yeah, this is this is a giant like like.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: A frame sign plastic not cheap because there's a professionally
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: pretty call my psychic hotline. Thing probably cost I don't know,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: fifty something bucks plus the bike chain which is now
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: in my position too.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Got the old angle grinder, Well maybe they got a
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: permit to like put they they're trashy jackasses making the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: world war.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: And by the way, we get texts from utility workers
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: who hate these fing things, so they got to cut
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: them off when they do service. So threw you, you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: loser sets out here regulating on these streets.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're paying brand. Now what do you got on that?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna do with that?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't want to give away my disposal areas,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: but I'm aware of certain dumpsters.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: I have several in a in a radius here that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I use for bodies Morgan's.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't fill the dumpster at the top.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: I know that these dumpsters will not be uh perturbed.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: So there's a there's another rule that doesn't apply to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: no dumping, no no using, no using these uh these
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: dumpsters if you're not a resident. Technically and technically we
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: use this one on the air, so it's office garbage,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: so that I could sump it out back. Okay, yeah,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: so that's technically that's the elevator. Yeah, and that's for
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: we use it on the air. We use it in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: the office. Therefore it is uh office trash.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 14: Now you should put it in the hall.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Someone can call the psychic. Just put it by the elevator.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Like everybody goes.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: Putting crap on poles and crapping up neighborhoods, losers, Morgan
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: weekend cheers and.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 14: Jeers, So cheers.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Have y'all ever seen this meme of Lebron You have
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: for sure minutes, but it says smiling through it all.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 14: Can't believe this is a yeah?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's just the.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 14: Best way I can describe my Saturday. I particular, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 14: I had one of those moments.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Nothing in particular.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I spent.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: The morning a coumbination of things, right, and then I
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: have romantic issues.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: No, well you don't get a no, no no, but
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: just spend the morning training and then watching UFC obviously,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: and I had a moment like, wow, what a great day,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: just like simple things.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: And I love video training. I've never seen you do it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: It's really exting.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't posted video a while, but here it's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: really probably gone really cool.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: But I did get a lot of messages like oh
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass are scared, and I'm like, I know, yeah,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: So my jeers, which is actually also a cheers because
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I had a great weekend, but for y'all, it'll be
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: a jeers. I just now unpacked all of my things
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: from my trip to Hawaii, which was.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: In how long ago? Yeah, my god.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: That suitcase has been sitting in the corner of my
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: room that whole time with stuff in it, my swim suits.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 14: Yeah all that.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: Really, I'm not that impressed.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: You didn't unpacked within four.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 14: Key first when you got I almost didn't want to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 14: tell you.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Greg, that's the first thing I do within one minute,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: I make sure the suitcase goes back to where it's
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: store where it goes.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: I just started doing that. But in general, in my life, Morgan,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: that's not impressive. Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 14: Two months. Yeah, swim suits.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Stuff, jeers, that's that's your cheers.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 14: It was a jeers because y'all are going to see
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 14: it as a jeers.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: And I don't have a really normal Yeah. Yeah, her
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: week was too good.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 14: Cheers to being a slob, I guess it.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: We came up with some questions for Morgan. Remember we
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: were asking her different things and he's like, I don't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: know who that is or who is that she'd never
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: watched Showshank Redemption. Yeah yeah, well no, just like not
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: even just watching movies, but like knowing people are are
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: knowing people are a frame of reference on something. So
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: you were born ninety four, Okay.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 14: Don't make that noise that's still young.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah noise. I don't think that's what the noise is. Yeah,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: I always the noise is, Wow, you are young. Yeah,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: she's decade people.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, just making sure I'm not paranoid.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: That's that's the the sound of your extra the noises.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 14: Are you're the webs vagina.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a new thing.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: So I'm born in seventy six, right, I'm pushing fifty
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: years old. She's born in ninety four. I graduated high
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: school in ninety five. And yet we hang out, we
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: talk and whatever, Like I don't I don't even think
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: about like an age gap, right, you know what I mean?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because weather I'm saying, like when you're when you're
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: working with people or headlines.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and sometimes depending on the position that that person
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: is in. Like I was talking to one of the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: people who's a manager around here, and I'm significantly older
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: than they are, but like you see them as like
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: an authority figure in some weird way.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: You're like, wait a.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: Minute, how did that work?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: You're just a child?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you know?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: That's why I sitting here entertaining you, But are.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 14: Your authority figure?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no, not you not a great listener. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: So we we have a we have a we have
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: we have some questions, but the generation gap just curious.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 14: Okay, well we'll see.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: Gen gap quiz or trivia whatever whatever you want to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: call it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 14: Okay, I'll let you down.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Just because we're just based on just based on that
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: last little go around that we have with you. We
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: want to see what you know. Yeah, I got a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: couple of questions. I think Gina came up with a couple. Greg,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: can you come up with a couple of course? All right,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: and then we'll do.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: That next after the break here on the Woody Show.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Hang on, I.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: Did hear it the first time the wood Show.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back. Breaking news. Greg Gory had to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: take a major out of work.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: much devastation, more death, Woody Woody and now back to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: the Woody.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Show, and I'm thinking about it more.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's because I just don't ever really consider I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: just figure like we're all here, we're all working on
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: the show, and I don't ever really think about like
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: how old someone is compared to some other person unless
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: you're reminded, right.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: The references. You know, you're like, wait, you don't know that.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: It's the great words of Nickelback. This is how you
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: remind me. Yeah, you know, and so yeah, I get
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: I get reminded that. Wow man Morgan nineteen ninety four,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: that was she was born.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah, we're.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: Just talking about different things and seabaths brought up. I
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: think it was, Hey, let's do this generation gap trivia
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: thing with with with Morgan. Just ask her a couple
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: of different questions.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: It was me, I just don't want to give.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: I don't remember where.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Things come from. Okay, all right, so yeah it was
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: from it was from Gina.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: I had.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: That happened to me this weekend with the singer I
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: heard the name, but I've never heard the song. Yeah,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: any songs the one that the singer that performed on
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: SNL Olivia Dean. Like they're like, she's the biggest singer
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: on the planet right now. She has songs on the rido,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: like all the time, she's all over social media. I go,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: never heard one of.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Her songs, all right, Morgan, Yes, Where's the Beef? Was
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: part of a campaign for what fast food chain Wendy's Okay, nice,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: well done.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 14: That's kind about it. Oh, really never saw the commercial
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 14: or anything.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's under the pickle.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 14: That reference a lot.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, to be honest, I didn't know that was for Wendy's.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: I thought that was like canned, Yes, the old the
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: older ladies. Really because all the other burgers, Yeah, all
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: the other burgers were all tiny, too small.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I can't visualize the commercial, but I thought it was
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: like I don't know Slobby Joe Morgan.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: Name one movie that Sigourney Weaver has been in.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have no clue who that is. I'll guess
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: a movie Thato would make it fun.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: You know who Sigourney Weaver is?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 14: No, don't sure. I'm gonna guess.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: Blow.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: Does she look familiar Sigourney Weaver?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: She was?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 14: She in Stepbrothers.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: No, that was Ristine Virgin, But.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 14: No, she doesn't really look that fun. When you said
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 14: the name, I thought it was amazing.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Alien the movie Aliens Girl, Ghostbusters.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: No, I never saw Ghostbusters either.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Wow mm hmm, okay, a guitar.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: It's definitely before your time. But the little girl who
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: fell down a well in Midland, Texas was baby who.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 14: You guys mention her alone exactly.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I want to say, Molly, but that's not right, or
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: is it maybe Cheyenne baby baby Jessica Maybe Jessica, Yes,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: and you wrote a letter to her right yeah?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on. Maybe Morgan doesn't have like an awareness issue.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: She has what I have, uh, just retaining issue because I.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 14: Have terrible memory.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for sure.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Uh what eighties movie features the iconic line nobody puts
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: baby in a corner? Hmm?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 14: I know the line. I'm gonna guess pulp fiction.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: That's not the it's not dirty dancing.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay, Morgan, this should be an easy one
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: one song that George Michael slash Wham sing.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 14: Oh God one George Michael or.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: Wham when he was in Wham.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 14: Oh Man, like my brain's empty, my brain.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: So don't feel bad.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: I can't name you can't name the song, name any song, George.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: Michael, George Michael.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I mean I'll know, I'll know the Christmas Room, can
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: we know?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sure can. This is this is Wham before
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: you go.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: We had to play on words with the.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Borner birthday wake me Up before you blow blow?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: You know this song?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: So that that song and in George Michael. Okay is his?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Because would I've heard this?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 6: Take me extra?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: He's got a.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: Father figure, Freedom nighty.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: I want your sex monkey, last Christmas?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: One more try, precious boss all right?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Doesn't know?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: I thought that was a gimme?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, let's see. How about another one for more?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: So here, how about this, I'll give you an easier one.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: On The Cosby Show, Bill Cosby played the husband Cliff.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: What's his wife's name?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 14: Barbara?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Barbara? Can you give me their last name? What's the name?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: The Cosby knows?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: The Cosby Show about a family, the what family, the the.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Brown, the Brown fan. I can at least named the
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: common My last name is Huxtable. But I don't know
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: the wife.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: Yes you do, Cliff and Claire hwks don't remember that.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: We couldn't come up with Claire. And then Vanessa Sondra THEO,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: THEO Rudy and uh well, the little Alan doesn't count
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: because Alan.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: Was their husband, Elvin Elvin sorry, and then the little.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: One that was Denise, the Rudy, Denise's daughter, Raby's the
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: moment I remember her name, she was.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, Raven, she was so.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 14: Lesbian now, oh so lesbian was.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Damn it? Hold on a different world.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: That's when That's when shows would always ruin.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just kissed the world. Okay, how about this one?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Which handheld gaming device popularized games like Tetris?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 14: Nintendo?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: I'll accept it. Nintendo. What Yes, handheld gaming device?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 14: Nintendo.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: They make it, Nintendo makes it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 14: Come on, it's not the switch? Is it the cube?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Game Boy? Oh?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 14: I had a game Boy?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: See That's what I'm saying. It's not like she wasn't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: exposed to the stuff. She just does not retain it.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: Actually played Pokemon when Princess died, was killed in a
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: car crash. Who was her boyfriend who died in that
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: same car crash?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: I can't come that.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 14: I definitely watched documentaries about it too. I have no clue.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: Can I say it? Dodie al Fayed?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: Right? What?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: I remember telling my neighborhood that she died. The big
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: story in the gay world, right right?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, this one. I'm not kidding this one. I'm just
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: giving you. I'm just handing it to you.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 14: You better not be kidding.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Morgan, name a Madonna song like a Virgin? Can you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: name another Madonna song I can.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 14: Try, Uh, touched for the very first time.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: That's like a virgin.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: Your heart beats next to my.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 14: Maybe that's all I know.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: Then, how about I'm keeping the baby.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Papa don't preach?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: No, you don't know Papa don't preach Vogue.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 14: Uh oh, that's the name of it, Vogue.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: That's one of them.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I guess that's the only name I know of.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: Him, borderline.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: But do you do you know? Do you know Papa
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: don't preach? Like Papa don't preach? Yeah, it doesn't sound
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: familiar at all, not yet.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 14: Sounds like I'm gonna orchestra.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I wish it wouldn't have started right here, all right,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: okay start don't.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 14: No, almost is going to be Michael Jackson Bier.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: I mean it was were saying, what about like a prayer?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, here we go.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 16: I like it.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: Do you know what it's about?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 16: That's out?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: So my wife, when she was a kid, she was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: listening to that, right, that was the big song, and uh,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: she goes, It's funny how when you're a kid you
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: don't realize what stuff's about. She thought, Uh, I'm keeping
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: my baby meat like she was going to keep her
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: boyfriend even though her dad didn't like this guy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: She was going to keep her boyfriend.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: That's reasonable.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: You know the song no, but this is what I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: imagine it sounds like when you get on a cruise.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Up in your heart.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: That big song, favorite song. I hate this song.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Rif I've heard this, I heard yeah material girl?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, alright, alright, we finally keep on one that you
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: really knew?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Alright.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: What was the name of the first cloned sheep?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 14: Dolly, Dolly's cool.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: All right, besides a finger? What would you use to
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: rewind a cassette tape if you got like chewed up
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: and the you know, the the tape itself got pulled
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: out like a pencil.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: A very good in the music world. Who replaced David
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: Lee Roth as Van Halen's lead.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 14: Vocalist Ricky Martin?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 13: Can you imagine?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: His first name is Sammy? What's his last name?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: Do you guys remember the Van Martin era when totally Caneah?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, okay.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Who is Johnny Carson's co host and sidekick on The
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Tonight Show?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 14: John Daily?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Hey? Hey?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 14: Is that right around?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: Publishers clearing you know, hey Star Carson, I don't know
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: Ed McMahon.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, never heard of him.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: Never heard.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure I don't know if you have a
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: retention problem as it's just.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: Under a rock and awareness.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 14: You guys can call me dumb. It's okay.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're dumb.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: But some of it is just so surprise, Like I
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: grew up like in the eighties and nineties, and I
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: know stuff about like the seventies and late sixties because
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know, it's just around.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: It's definitely retention, yeah, for sure, because you were exposed
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: to the game Boy. Perfect example, you had a game
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: boy come up with the answer. You didn't do as
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: bad as I thought.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: She got on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a couple a couple of things that
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: are sep surprising, like yeah, that was that was pretty good.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 8: That was pretty good.
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  Speaker 14: Well, that was really fun.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: It just makes us feel one step closer to the grove, right.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I feel young though, so thank you guys.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: Bizarre phenomenon.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Well, because I drunk, Oh yeah, I've bared dumpster dumpster
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, bro.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: And there's times I wake up and I don't remember
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: getting back to my room.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I don't remember how I got dressed?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: And now back to The Woody Show.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: All right, excuse me, sorry, welcome back is Monday. We're
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: giving away all three Ego tickets all this week. I'll
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: let you decide, because we'll help. Who's gonna win this first,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: this first of little go around, we have the question today,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: what's the celebrity you want to be best friends with?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: And then tell us in the in the impression of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: that celebrity using the talkback feature on the iHeart radio app.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: You know, but I've that thing go on Saturday.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: By the way, Man's.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: The Habyburger thing.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: I was kind of worried about, I know, you medicine.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: I always freak out for any event, even at our
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: perfect weather conditions, like man, I was a little concerned
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: just because of the weather.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was packed and a ton of listeners
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: came out and it was awesome, and it was really
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: really cool because you know, we had a long history
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: with Habit and then Habit got bought and then another
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: marketing uh team took over and they didn't know anything
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: about The Woody Show, so we haven't worked with them
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: for a very long time. And now we are again.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: And some people that worked with us before were telling
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: everybody like, see, I told you we should have been
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: working with the Woody Show.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 10: So nice.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got to witness That's what I've been saying.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: So it was really really cool and uh yeah, it's
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: fun to work with them again. My gears, though, is
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: you know you guys rag on me all the time.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: You know, I used door dash to get Starbucks because
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: it's really close to my house. I could just walk
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: there myself and ice cream. But I had you guys
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: in my head once again. I go, Okay, I will
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: drive over there and grab through the drive through I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: want and I want to get into the holiday spirit
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: and get myself a peppermint Mocha, which I never get
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: unless it's the holidays. And they were out of peppermint.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: They didn't have any of the peppermint juice of all times,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: so I had to go with the regular mocha peppermint juice.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: That's been any different?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: What do you mean they would have hit you up
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: and said we don't they don't have it, and then
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't have had to leave the house.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: I could have just like order it from a different location.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Okay, I feel it was
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: a wasted trip. So I went a whole nine hundred
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: feet to the other Starbucks. Yeah, no, no, I just
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: I know, I I you know, I just got a
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: regular one. I just end up getting a regular one.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: So what's funny?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: That was?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: Like, you will drive from one end of LA to
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: the other for a hot chicken place. Yeah, but for
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: something but something like that, it's like, what a what
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: a putout?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: I like I'm driving by one kings to go to
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: another race. I gotcha.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 9: My cheers is basically getting organized this weekend and just
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: getting there's so many projects and different things to get
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 9: in order.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 13: Did that, and then I watched so many Christmas movies.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 13: It was amazing. I loved it. And my whole goal
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 13: was to really not leave the house this weekend. I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 13: didn't have much to do. I was staying in.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: It was a great time until this is now my jeers.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 9: I realized I forgot my laptop at work, so then
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 9: I had to go into work to go pick up
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 9: my laptop. And then I get here and what, as
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 9: everybody now knows, the elevators weren't work.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: They're trying to kill us already.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah that I show up here to get my laptop
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 9: and I have to climb five flights of stairs.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Just to get it. You can't cry fat everybody else.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 13: I didn't say that.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying like, it's just one thing after another.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 9: Already I have to leave my house. I wasn't planning
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 9: on it. I have to come into work and now I.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Have to climb. But sammy, I I also forgot something
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: before my event, so I had to come in here
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: on Saturday too. And the elevators working like, oh gosh,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: but at least it'll be working by the time I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: get back to work on Monday. Oh no, no.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: And not only were those elevators not working, were the
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: the freight.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Elevator wasn't working either.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: It doesn't work okay because at first the main elevators
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: were down because you know, rain breaks.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: The elevators realized that through the through multiple floors here. Well,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: I thought that came from the pipes, not from the roof. No, no,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: it's for one of the heavy rain member.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: It leaks at their studio.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: And then uh and but the freight elevator was working
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: as a Friday or whatever that was. So I guess
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: then the freight elevator got hit and so yeah, Tyler.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Is the one that had hit me up and he's like, dude,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: just so you know, I'm like, that sounds prepare for hell.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: You'll see me on the second floor. I'm taking a break.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: And it's not like we have like everest and it's
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: not like we have regular dead bodies. I tell you why.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: Man, it sucked though, because I'm just not used to stairs. No,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: I'm not accustomed the stairs.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: It's terrible in the middle of the night.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Would you say, technically it's like ten floors because the way.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: That yes, I died counted on the way up this morning,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: it's thirteen steps per half story, so you steps.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: They seem extra long and extra tall when you're doing it.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: The woman who works early morning at KFI, she got
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: here like the same time I did, and she had
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: already walked up one flood of the stairs to get
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: to the fourth floor where KFI is, and there was
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: no like wipe. Yeah, so she walked all the way
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: back down, man, with she pissed.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: That's when I met up with her and she said,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: I just did this right. You got to go to
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: five and then go back down, so they can't. No,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: a lot of people are well if they still had people.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: But anyway, all right, so I.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Have some of the people that use the top back.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Let's just go through three and we'll pick one out
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: of three. This is gonna happen multiple times throughout the day.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: So we have this one and then we'll do another
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: one next hour and then uh, you know Krystal lamonin
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: book Instructor, They're gonna do the same thing.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: So again, the.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: Question of the day is what celebrity do you want
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: to be best friends with? And tell us why, using
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: your best impression of that celebrity. All right, on the
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: iHeartRadio app, here's the first one.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 17: The celebrity I'd like to be with this Ornest Schwarzenegger
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 17: back into seventies. And the reason why is because it'd
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 17: be cool to work out with him in the seventies. Now,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 17: get to the Choppa and get me these ault ninety
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 17: eight point seven Alter Eagle tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, run now again, this is Paul Silva. O. Hey, Paul,
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  Speaker 3: what's up?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, where the guy? For the first ten seconds I
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: thought that was Rush.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Limbah No, I thought it was Yoda. I thought it
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: was Cookie.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a combination of like Yoda and Cookie mont. All right,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: that's a number number two.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 16: I got to agree with Great God. Christopher Walking is fastening,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 16: fascinating to beat you. And the way he just talks,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 16: He's fascinating.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Just the way he is, you know, King of New York.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 16: What everything fascinating, fascinating And hopefully I get these tickets
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 16: so I can go see the show. That's gonna be fascinating.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 16: You know, it is fascinating.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: Robert Calros, Robert al Sharpton.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: I thought it was just some random crackhead who Okay,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: and then number three, I.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 18: Think I would want to be friends with the rock
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 18: Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Uh, here it goes about the rock cook all right, Okay,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: he had it. He had it for a second with
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: the smell part, and then he gave up.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: So this is what I'm talking about with the effort.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: So I think number three year out just because like
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: he gave up. No, he gave up on the effort.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: The other two were both terrible, but they get it,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: but they at least tried.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You'll get your vote.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to go with I'm gonna have to
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: go with Christopher Walking Robert.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, I'll go with Arnold because I like
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: how he said get to the chopper and get me
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: to alter Ego down.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: Ye use some of that. I'm going with number one
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: because I just thought number two is just too repetitive
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: fascinating along.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Sammy, I agree that Arnold.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're all bad, but Arnold does Arnold I don't
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: know too. That's there you go.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: There's Alter Ego tickets for Paul, right, Paul who left
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: his his talk back. Just open up the iHeartRadio app
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: type in ninety eight to seven, and then when the
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: player starts, you know at the station, you see the
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: little radio micro and you just click that and you
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: tell us what celebrity you want to be best friends with,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: and tell us why in the impression of that celebrity
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: any and now you see it's it's it's not necessarily
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: if you nail the impression as much as would we
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: really want to see some effort here.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: It's like I win a lot of these online contest
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: because very few people enter in this. Yeah, this is
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: one of those chances.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three one.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: This is a terrible idea.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: I agree the person agree it was it was. It
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: wasn't our idea, But here we are. We have to
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: execute it because we're team players.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: It's what's up with?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: What's going down in Celcal Sports with Jeff g.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Jeff g what's uping?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 8: Good morning?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 10: What do you show?
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  Speaker 19: Let's go ahead start with the NFL Rams beat the
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 19: Seahawks yesterday.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: They won it w.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 19: Rams survived the last second field goal attempt by the Seahawks,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 19: which was wide right, to take sole possession of first
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 19: place in the NFC West. Rams defense had four interceptions
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 19: of Sam Donald. Rams got another big test next week
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 19: against the Bucks. My charges, we forgot to show up
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 19: in Jacksonville. This is the most embarrassing loss Harboss had
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 19: since he's been here.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: No one on either side of the ball showed up
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: to play. Chargers lost thirty five to six to the Jacks.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: They got some soul searching to do next week while
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: they're on a buy. Tonight, we got Monday Night football.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 19: It's the Fools Gone Wild Bowl aka the Trollo Bowl
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 19: aka the Nike Cortes Bowl. It's Raiders versus Cowboys, tonight
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 19: on Monday Night Football. Moving on to the NBA, Lakers
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 19: beat the crap out of the Bucks on Saturday. Luca
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 19: had forty one points. Lakers got the Jazz tomorrow. We
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 19: also got an update on Lebron James. He will be
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 19: practicing with the team today. No word on whether or
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 19: not he'll play tomorrow. Clippers lost in Boston yesterday. Harden
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 19: had thirty seven Clippers in Philly Tonight. Baseball news Clayton
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 19: Kershaw turned down a front office job with the Dodgers.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 19: They offered him a cushy gig. He said, no thanks,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 19: I'd rather be a full time dad. And last, but
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 19: not at least this morning, the final international game of
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 19: the season happened in the NFL yesterday. It was in Madrid, Spain,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 19: and the ref took a shot at speaking Spanish.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you call that Spanish, but a
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: for effort.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: I'm Jeff G and that's a sokhu sports all right.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 10: Jeff, Hey, what do you call a big jack?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: Lantern? Was a plumpkin plumpin be Way, a millennial in Instagram's.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Goodn't the lizard? You get a girlfriend?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 10: Fly?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: He had a reptile dysfunctions.
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• 1:28:32
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  Speaker 5: other people. They hear things and they try to knok
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  Speaker 5: us out to the management. And so you'll go to
• 1:28:56
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• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: contact us and they send their email there. Now, the
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: thing is a lot of times people are sending other
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: stuff there, requests or things they want the person on
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  Speaker 5: the air. They think that's the way to get a
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  Speaker 5: hold of, you know, whoever they're hearing on the radio.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: So it gets copied to everybody.
• 1:29:12
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• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: emails for a round of the Woo You Show Crossroad.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 10: Now, oh yeah.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, gret I do.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, so we have this, we have this
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: segment because you mean, it's not all fans of what
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: we're doing around here. People love to complain anybody who's
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: been on social media or anybody's got a job where
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  Speaker 5: you deal with the public, you know how dumb the
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: complaints are. Every once in a while we'll get something
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: that's you know, fair, like fair, you know, constructive criticism
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: or what. Most of the stuff is just ridiculous because people
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: half hear stuff. They want to talk about how they're
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: never listening again. They want to, ma, sure everybody knows
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: they're never gonna listen. They're going to tell all their
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: friends or whoever, whatever's.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Gonna go on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good for you.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: And it's crazy that happens to radio, you know, I'm
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: sure it does. But the people who are on the
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: TV station, they're not the ones directly getting it. It goes
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: to anyway, so we figure it is just healthier. Sometimes
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: it's just a toxic relationship. If you guys can't get
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: yourself to quit listening, we see it like for you, I.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Don't listen to you guys anymore. But yet we see
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: your text every day.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: Why are you still criticizing?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: So some come to what do you show email?
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  Speaker 5: Others come to that can set the station feedback where
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: you go onto the website and you click contact us.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: That's where Lauren sent hers and the subject was concerning programming,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: and they always ask would you.
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  Speaker 3: Like to reply? She says, yes. Here it is to
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: whom you may concern.
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  Speaker 5: I am writing after listening to your station this morning
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: and feeling genuinely alarmed by what I heard. The quote
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: morning would show ranting contest and what your listener had
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: to call in be deliberately disconnected and then attempt to
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: get back through while the host instructed the rest of
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: the audience to tie up the phone lines to prevent
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: that person from succeeding. Anybody want to try to guess
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: how do you take an issue with Oh?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, there's some kind of like disability thing,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 7: like some people don't have a redial button.
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  Speaker 8: Okay. On fairness, it's a form of bullying.
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  Speaker 5: This isn't just an uninspired gimmick. It's actively encouraging a
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  Speaker 5: harmful dynamic, promoting a scenario where the majority is told
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  Speaker 5: to work against a single individual as a clear example
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  Speaker 5: of normalizing bullying. That should not be considered entertainment and
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  Speaker 5: certainly should not be something any station wants to model
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  Speaker 5: for its listeners.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about survivor squid games?
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  Speaker 5: We are already living in a society struggling with division
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  Speaker 5: and hostility. There is no need to amplify it for
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  Speaker 5: the sake of a contest. There are countless ways to
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  Speaker 5: design interactive games that bring listeners together rather than pit
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  Speaker 5: them against one another. Imagine encouraging the audience to help
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  Speaker 5: a contestant success instead of deliberately sabotaging that. Not only
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  Speaker 5: would that avoid promoting negative behavior, it would also reflect
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  Speaker 5: positively on your station and foster a sense of community
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: rather than exclusion. I sincerely hope this message reaches someone
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  Speaker 5: in decision making position who will address the segment, reconsider
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  Speaker 5: the direction of the programming, and treat this as an
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  Speaker 5: opportunity for growth.
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  Speaker 6: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Please hold ourselves, please hold those involved accountable, and strive
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: for content that uplifts rather than undermines. We can all
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: do better, and I hope your station chooses to. That
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: is from Lauren.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: You guys. We lost Lauren, right, Holy crap, Lauren.
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  Speaker 8: Lauren is worried.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be.
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  Speaker 6: You guys.
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  Speaker 3: I want to do the hold hands and hugs and
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  Speaker 3: everybody lives.
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  Speaker 5: I want to do the butterfly kisses content only with consent.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see the.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: Swampy station feedback once again from court caught subject an
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  Speaker 5: educator with a formal inquiry slash concerns.
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  Speaker 3: You mean a hero?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: Reply requested, Yes, I am struggling to find the right
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: place to begin. Outrage is the word people throw around
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: too easily, but it's the only accurate term. I accurate
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: term for how I felt listening to your show recently.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: You c bass stated that Miley Cyrus is a quote,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: just a lesbian for attention?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: Did no?
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  Speaker 3: That was Oh? I said she did something one time.
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  Speaker 5: I genuinely could not believe such a comment was broadcast
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: on the air. I am not a lesbian myself, but
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: I'm a lifelong smiler.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: Oh is that what they called Miley Cyrus fan?
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  Speaker 14: Smiley?
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  Speaker 3: Is that right? Right?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: And what he said wasn't just defensive, It was dismissive, insulting,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: and rooted in ignorance. Reducing someone's identity to publicly stunt
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: to publicity stunt is not humor.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: It's dehumanizing.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: It implies that a woman's identity or sexuality is a
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: performance designed to entertain or manipulate others.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: What happened with madonnakiss Britney spears. Was that a real
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 7: lesbian thing?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 6: Or I think they were really exploring genus you were.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 8: Lesbians for like four seconds.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 7: They just waited till the musical wars to do it.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: Whether the comment was about Miley specifically or reveals a
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: broader issue with how Sea Bass views or treats lesbians
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: in general, the result is the same. It was harmful,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: disrespectful and entirely inappropriate. Surprised they got a broadcasts and
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: this wasn't an isolated moment. During a traffic point, Greg
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: mentioned there was some carpet in the and what do
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: you followed up with quote, don't worry every Well.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Don't worry everyone. The Indigo girls are sumer and they'll
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: have that carpet munched up in that way. They wouldn't
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: repeat that job.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 8: Sometimes it's Melissa that wasn't clever.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: It was a tired, crude stereotype, the kind of lazy
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: homophobia that should have died decades ago. That this person
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: This is the most offensive because this person feels like
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: they have to speak on behalf of another community when
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: they say, oh, the community is not strong enough to
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: speak on their own behalf.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: What pushed me to write was Seabass's comment about Miley,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: but it's part of a larger pattern. It wasn't long
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: ago that would he criticized her voice on the air.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: Another unnecessary and mean spirited Jeb No, I didn't. I
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: just said I didn't like her.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 7: I don't like her voice.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: Barslet voices.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus is an extraordinary artist with a stunning voice.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Agreed, the way.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: Your hosts talk about her comes across his petty, uninformed,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: and frankly beneath the standards any radio station should uphold.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: Any radio I am a teacher, and every day I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: work to help children understand empathy, respect, and kindness. They
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: grasp these concepts easily, yet somehow grown adults of the
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: platform and an audio and seemed to find those basic
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: principles out of reach.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 8: The basic principle of liking every singer in the world
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 8: or that is deeply concerning.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: You have an opportunity and responsibility to contribute to a
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: culture of respect. Address this and take it seriously.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: You guys, we.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: Lost cart Karl Kark, I'm assuming it's Courtney.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Damn. Sorry, corny fun fact that I was at a
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: ice cream shop the same time as Noah Siris, Diane's sister.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 9: Fun fact on the Miley Smiley thing, which is that
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 9: Miley's real name.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you know.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 9: This is Destiny of course, and her dad growing up
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 9: called her Smiley because she was so smiley and happy
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 9: all the time, and then that's how she got the
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 9: name Miley.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 14: So there you go.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: Fun fact. She's Dolly Parton's goddaughter.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 14: Yep, neat.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 7: And I think they called her Smiley because she kisses
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 7: girl on their smile.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Here we go vertical, this one sent to great.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Here comes another letter from the teacher.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: How do I all right? What do you show?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Email?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: Email that you show our commis is from Josh subject
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory Nose.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: I'm writing because I'm genuinely disgusted by the subliminal messaging
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: that keeps coming from Greg Gory has gotten to the
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: point where I am contemplating not listening anymore. His constant
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: glorification of plastic surgery and his bragging about quote looking
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: sickly thin is not only tone deaf, it's downright harmful.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: To my children.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 8: Look look up the words subliminal word.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to talk about his gay agenda.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: He's turned your kids. You want to talking about subliminally, Yeah,
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: let's discuss the gay agen This is super limit.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: I'm a father, and I'm seriously worried about the impact
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: Greg's ignorance could.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 8: Have on my daughter.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: Kids absorbed more than we realized.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: The last thing I want is for my daughter to
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: hear someone on the radio celebrating being underweight or obsessing
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: over cosmetic procedures.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: He wants her to look better.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: Is bad. I'm sorry.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: I choose to.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: Not sit idle while public platform reinforces the kind of
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: toxic thinking that can easily contribute to body image issues.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Or even an eating disorder.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: The way Greg's about Greg brags about being skinny and
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: getting botox shows a complete lack of awareness and respect
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: for your audience. Okay, and I can only imagine how
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: cancer patients feel listening to your show.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, what about tape patients?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: I expect better from a station with such a wide audience.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 8: See, this logic is so flawed. If you have some
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 8: sort of body issue, you can change it with cosmetic surgery.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 8: It's called the glories of medicine.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 5: Well, guys, unfortunately we lost Josh, maybe maybe he's considered it,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: but just in case she decided to lose.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 8: All Well, there you go.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: There's there's the one show crossroads everybody.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, people are well spoken though.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: Oh man, I literally there were tears with the uh.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 8: The indigo girl.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: We get that box out of the road.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Thanks for reminding of our hilarious joke.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: During a traffic report, Greg mentioned carpet in the road
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: and what he followed up with quote, don't worry everyone,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: Indigo girls are on their way with a Subaru and
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: they'll have that carpet munched up in no time. Oh
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: that's fine. No, all right, we're going to take a break.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: We've got some more what you show for you next,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: hang on back in the mid.
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  Speaker 15: You can move on the floor, you can, you can
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 15: choose something or whatever.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: Man, you crap in my ned.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: That might be a deal break.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Oh can now more of the Woody show.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: He's got a couple of stories here.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: This DoorDash driver is in some big trouble. She recorded
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: a customer and put it on social media, and now
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: she's trying to say that she was fired from door
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: Dash because she reported sexual harassment.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: Now I saw this story and I don't know who
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: side am I on.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Wells listen to the details. Everybody can let me know,
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: now what sexual harassment?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: Well, in the video that she posted, it shows her
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: walking up to this house. She's got her order that
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: she's delivering, and she sees this guy inside the house
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: passed out on a couch and he's got his pants
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: in his underwear both around his ankles.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: The door's wide open.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, Now she claimed that was the sexual assault
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: and that door Dash was punishing her for it.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, so I mean the door was open, the
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: guy was buttony kid has passed out on the couch.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 6: And how was she being punished?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: Well, because she posted she recorded it and then posted
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: on video do that, which is why they let her go.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they let her go for that.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 6: Yes, I mean she could just leave and be like,
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: screw that guy, I'm not going in there.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: DoorDash confirmed they suspended her for posting the video since
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: it was a customer in their own home.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: Which is Greg's argument.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: So she like she reached out to the cops to
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: the cops are like, we're not in a position to
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: do anything. The guy committed no offense again inside his
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: home and out of public view.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: You set the food down and wasn't even awake. Yeah,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: he didn't say one.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: Word to her, but shaving cream in his hand, you
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: draw on his face and leave.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: The woman is facing felony charges for recording and posting
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: the video on social media.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 6: No, she's not right.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know about felony and stuff like that. I
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: think it's hilarious, you know, more funny to be offended
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: by it. I mean, that's something that she shouldn't have
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: to deal with as a delivery drive.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 8: Well, just but.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 6: Complaint.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Just record it yourself and show it to your friend. Yeah,
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: just drop it off and bounce, you know, yeah, exactly, Yeah,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, and.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: Then she could have had a whole chat with them
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: saying what happened, and.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 13: She wasn't actually threatened in any way.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't say anything to her. Yeah, he's asleep, naked.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah, he probably just got too drunk passed off.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 6: But there's other ways to deal with it.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: This other story, this guy was doing some shopping at
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 5: a store this in North Carolina. He grabbed a turkey
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: and he went to the checkout. The store had a
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: deal on turkey's Greg, twenty nine cents a pound after
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: you spent thirty five bucks.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: Is that a good deal?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: Greg seems to be the person who prices turkeys more
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: than anybody I know.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 8: I was going to ask you, it's different every year.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 8: The one thing that always shocks me every year you
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 8: go out to buy Thanksgiving ingredients, the turkey, the potatoes,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 8: stuffing and all that. It seems to not be that
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 8: outrageously expensive thinking, especially because you're gonna feed like eight people. Yeah,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 8: the turkey usually is one of the cheapest things because
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 8: they have these deals like where it's x amount per
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 8: pound if you spend so by the time you're buying
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 8: all the other crap and by the time that is done,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 8: the turkey really comes.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Out to be the cheapest part.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: So anyway, it's the twenty nine cents a pound if
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: you spend thirty five bucks. For whatever reason, this guy
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: was having trouble understanding the deal and gets into it
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: with the cashier.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 8: Oh, he was only buying the turkey.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Probably threatened to call the Department of Ways to measure
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 5: sure if he had a legit complaint, and he should.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: He was having a hard time just understanding anyway, there's
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: another guy in line behind him that stepped in and
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: just try to, you know, calm the situation down. But
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: it didn't work. So now these two guys they get
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: into a fist fight in the store.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah okay.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: Then it spills out into the parking lot. One of
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: the guys pulls a gun, the other guy pulls his gun.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: They start shooting at each other.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 8: They happen to have a gun.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: Here is some of the altercation and one of the
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: cash years talking about what happened.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: I love this club.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 11: A gun customer came from rest to six, ran over
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 11: to the man that was all in my face, was like,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 11: this is a woman talked to me like that. Next thing,
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 11: you know, they right there, confrontation go on. They fighting,
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 11: the man with steady tussling trying to get his gun
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 11: out of his pouch to shoot the other man. And
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 11: the man was like, oh, you want to pull out
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 11: a gun. They meant right there where the officers at
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 11: and start shooting there.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: You go, okay, yeah, And then when asked about another
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: sale that they used to have there at the sty
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: that's the one that said we don't do that and.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: Then pulled out we don't follow don't do that. We
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: don't do that.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, six shots in total. Uh, the only one, the
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: one shot to the arm, the one dude that was it.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: Nobody else has heard. The cops arrested both dudes. Yeah,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: the twenty nine per pound turkey with a purchase of
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: thirty five dollars or more over logistics. So now someone's
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: got a new hole. Both dudes are arrested. I mean,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: what are you doing ruined?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah, someone say that's rock bottom.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah you would. I thought you were going to
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 8: say that. The guy behind him said, hey, just put
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 8: your turkey with my stuff. We'll ring it all up together.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 8: See hit the thirty five bucks and then just buy
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 8: the turkey off of me.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 6: And then the friends thanksgiving together.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: But No.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: Four one three on the text saying your facts are wrong. No,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: I don't think the facts are wrong. It's just they're incomplete.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 5: Just the summary of the story that we have here.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 5: The woman, the driver, that's all, the naked dude. She
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: went up to the house. The door was only a jar.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 5: What does that mean, manace a joe was slightly open.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 5: Slightly open. Yeah, so she opened it and went in
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: to video it. Yeah, and then she claimed that was
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 5: assault also, it wasn't. The door was wide open. Yeah,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: the guy was in there, pants and underwear around his ankles,
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 5: passed out, waiting for not even telling he was passed out.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: That's why she should have just dropped it. Yeah at
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: the door. There you go, take the little picture.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: She saw something, felt offended, and then posted so we
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: could be offended to how do we fire her again when.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Well, the instructions might have said, though, because you have
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: that in door dash, you need to hand it to me,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: not just drop it out the door.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: They don't have to do that. If you ring the
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: doorbell and nobody answers, they could do it there. It's
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: not like they're going to take it because it didn't
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 5: hand it to you.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 13: Why didn't you walk in my house?
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know what, whatever, whatever, you know what, whatever, whatever,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: my problem, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Doors is gonna come out and say, we don't do
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  Speaker 5: that no more. Whatever, that's not our policy no more.
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  Speaker 5: It was you know, you wanted us to hand it
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  Speaker 5: to you, and somebody answered the door. They're weighing out,
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  Speaker 5: so we don't do that no more.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the directions didn't say if I don't answer, feel
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  Speaker 8: free to come on.
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  Speaker 3: In, right.
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  Speaker 5: Text us over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 6: Are you scared for your safety?
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  Speaker 3: That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
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  Speaker 3: say the wrong word, I could be charged with That's
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  Speaker 3: a complicated question. So being here today, if I word
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  Speaker 3: to any man.
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  Speaker 17: Can be.
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  Speaker 3: And now back to the show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right for the breakad talking about the turkey shootout
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  Speaker 5: at the store in North Carolina.
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  Speaker 11: We got a gun fustomer came from rest to six,
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  Speaker 11: ran over to the man that was all in my face.
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  Speaker 11: Was like this is a woman talked to me like that.
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  Speaker 11: Next thing, you know, they right there, confrontation go on.
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  Speaker 11: They fighting, the man with steady tussling trying to get
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  Speaker 11: his gun out of his pouch to shoot the other man.
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  Speaker 11: And the man was like, oh you want to pull
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  Speaker 11: out a good right now?
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  Speaker 3: What IM off with is that it's a shooting.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: So both those guys got arrested. Well, there's some other
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: hotthead people in the news. Forty four year old guy
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  Speaker 5: drinking out a bar in Florida. He and a few
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  Speaker 5: other people got into a debate. The argument was over
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: how many eggs a chicken caulay, and things got heated.
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  Speaker 5: The argument moves outside and that's where things got even crazier.
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  Speaker 5: This is a spokesperson from the Sheriff's office to tell
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  Speaker 5: us more about that one.
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  Speaker 4: The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
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  Speaker 4: out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.
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  Speaker 4: The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls.
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  Speaker 4: The shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
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  Speaker 4: with a handgun when you're under the influence is not
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  Speaker 4: a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: There's never going to be a good outcome with that.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, and still never got the answer. I don't
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  Speaker 5: even know what the real answer is.
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  Speaker 8: Daily yeah, yeah, yeah, total him a day.
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  Speaker 3: Do they lay eggs every day? They can't.
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  Speaker 7: I think they can some breeds I'm seeing here and
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  Speaker 7: I've also seen Some've been doing some my own research.
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  Speaker 7: You can lay up to three hundred eggs a year.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but like man like where they keep them all?
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  Speaker 5: Like like a woman pops a baby out, she's got
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  Speaker 5: to grow another baby before she could pop another one out.
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  Speaker 3: No, they lay the eggs laid, Yeah, but you always
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  Speaker 3: see the basket full of eggs, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They put their own eggs in a basket.
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  Speaker 5: I understand that part. I'm saying, like, but how many
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  Speaker 5: can they actually like, uh, can they produce? In other words,
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  Speaker 5: can they poop out an egg a day? But so
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  Speaker 5: where are they all inside the body?
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  Speaker 3: Because an egg is you know, yea big. Do they
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  Speaker 3: develop super fast?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Apparently they only lay one egg per day.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
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  Speaker 6: It's a lot question do they put them in their body?
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  Speaker 3: There's it's it's not.
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  Speaker 13: Like it's like a woman who that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it, guys.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's not like blowing a bubble. It's you know,
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  Speaker 7: there's there's a little tiny one and it goes down
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  Speaker 7: those big tracks and it goes usually and as it
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  Speaker 7: come down the track, it gets all the material needs
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  Speaker 7: and hardens. There's their diary, delicious.
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  Speaker 5: I think like, okay, maybe well I be impressed with
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  Speaker 5: one a week.
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  Speaker 3: That Nature's cream. Nature's cream. They're for you every morning.
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  Speaker 3: I forget we had we had chickens in here.
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  Speaker 5: You would know this chicken Indianapolis was at a red
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  Speaker 5: light and when the light turned green, she wasn't paying
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  Speaker 5: attention to the driver behind her honked at her to
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  Speaker 5: get her going.
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  Speaker 3: Well. The woman didn't like that.
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  Speaker 5: She followed the driver down the road, yelling and screaming,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: throwing her hands around.
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  Speaker 3: We've all seen it.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Both cars drive into this nearby shopping center, but before
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: the guy could get out of his car, the woman
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  Speaker 3: came up to the window and shot him in the chest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, he's dead. The cops were able to track her
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: down pretty easily. She was arrested and taking the jail
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: because someone honked at you.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: Now you get it, and you know, paying attention, give
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  Speaker 3: a little way. Sorry, my bad? Hey, sorry, ye, my bad.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Used to be able to go outside. Now the hell's
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: wrong with people? What's your procedure? I give them?
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  Speaker 7: I give them like a one Mississippi to Mississippi. Then
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  Speaker 7: I'll do the light flash before light flash.
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  Speaker 5: First, because I think if you're not paying attention, they're
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: not going to notice the light flash.
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  Speaker 8: But it makes me feel good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 5: And another I think, okay, I don't get super horny
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: getting a little quick one.
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  Speaker 3: I give a little quick It's not like yeah, it's
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 3: just a little quick. And if you're in the cyber truck,
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: that's just like oh hey, so whatever, Hey, friend, does
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: the cyber truck do the farting? Sure as hell does.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 3: That's cool, but it doesn't. Christmas music does to do
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  Speaker 3: a thing where for light turns green, I'll give a
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  Speaker 3: little noise off.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so that not only test, but a lot of places,
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  Speaker 7: a lot of cars have that like a green light
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  Speaker 7: alert because but.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because they know you're texting eight moody up
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  Speaker 3: with a text if you like.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: Over to two two nine eight seven. We have some
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  Speaker 5: more people leaving us their talk bad acts for alter
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  Speaker 5: Ego tickets, and we have to pick one of these
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 5: people to award the tickets to. Again the question for today,
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: what celebrity do you want to be friends with best
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  Speaker 5: friends with? And tell us why in your best impression
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  Speaker 5: of that celebrity. Here's the first one.
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  Speaker 20: Hey, what do you show? My name's Owen. I would
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  Speaker 20: love to meet Elmo from Sesame Street. I think that
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  Speaker 20: would be just like an amazing, like childhood nostalgia kind
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  Speaker 20: of thing. So probably something like what's the mottle rum
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  Speaker 20: wow arm a little surf fum arum.
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  Speaker 8: Probably something like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. That's the best impression that we've gotten
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: so far. Now, I think what we made it complicated.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: How we made it complicated. It was like somebody that
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  Speaker 3: you want to hang out with, So it has to
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  Speaker 3: be somebody you want to hang out with and know
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: how to do an impression.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's the thing, I don't necessarily care someone's like,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 5: you know what instead of just doing color naughty eight, Like,
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 5: how else can we give away these alter ego tickets?
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: And then somebody came with this really high maintenance way.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Greg Glory, and I want to be best
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  Speaker 1: friends with him because he loves to drink wine out
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  Speaker 1: in the foyer and he doesn't like to buy toilet
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  Speaker 1: paper from the store because he doesn't want people to
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: know who goes to the bathroom all room. Yeah, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, this is Kevin from La Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I like that one to.
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  Speaker 6: Greg. You never drank wine and the foyer, Oh you just.
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  Speaker 8: Passed through the foyer.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you?
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  Speaker 8: All right? And then one last.
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  Speaker 18: One, Hey, y'all, it's Dolly. I listen to y'all every
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 18: morning while I'm gluing on my eyelashes. Man, it's honey.
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  Speaker 18: I still don't know what you're saying half the time,
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  Speaker 18: but it sounds real enthusiastic. Greg, bless your heart. I
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  Speaker 18: give you a Dolly hug if it fixed that flying
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  Speaker 18: anxiety of yours. And Gina, Morgan and Sammy, y'all are
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 18: so cute. I want to put you in my purse
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 18: like emotional support kittens. If y'all pick me, I'll bring
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 18: my new best friend Kelly to the show.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. This is good.
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  Speaker 5: I think the Elmo impression is really good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think the Greg one's very funny, and I'm sure I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Biased on that.
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  Speaker 8: I think Elmo one was the best one impression wise.
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  Speaker 5: All right, we'll start with the most critical person in
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 5: the room.
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  Speaker 3: That would be Sea mass.
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  Speaker 7: Only one of them didn't want to make me change
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  Speaker 7: the channel. That was the Greg impression.
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  Speaker 13: All right, Sammy, I'm also going to go with Greg.
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  Speaker 12: Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of liked Almo Elmo. Yeah, all right, even
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: though I love Greg Elmo, Elmo.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely Elmo tugged at my heart strings.
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  Speaker 3: Elmo. I was going to go with Greg. That's a toime.
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  Speaker 1: For this.
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  Speaker 8: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's a tie in in this room.
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  Speaker 5: Hold, I'll go over to Morgan Morgan, Uh, which which
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: one you're the tie breaker?
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  Speaker 14: I like Elmo Elmo good impression?
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, hey, what do you show?
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  Speaker 8: My name is Owen. I we didn't have to planning
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  Speaker 8: Elmo from Sesame Street.
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  Speaker 20: I think that would be just like an amazing, like
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 20: childhood nostalgia kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: So probably something like.
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  Speaker 13: What's the mole rum?
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a.
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  Speaker 7: Little surf fun arum.
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  Speaker 3: Probably something like that.
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  Speaker 5: All right, well, congratulations, you want yourself some Alter Ego tickets?
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: Too late for Voltage Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's go do it for it Monday, everybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So if you've mis say a thing, get caught up
• 1:55:34
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• 1:55:37
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• 1:55:39
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• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: as well, now including once again Spotify. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: let's see back tomorrow with an all news show. You've
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: got more Kings tickets that we're giving away for the
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: game coming up on December the second. You can win
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 5: those on The Woody Show tomorrow, and more Alter Ego tickets.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 5: But that question of the day that continues throughout the
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: day today, what celebrity do you want to be best
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: friends with? And tell us, why in your best impression
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  Speaker 5: of that celebrity.
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  Speaker 6: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 5: That's on the ninety eight seven Talkback. Just open up
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 5: the iHeartRadio app type in all ninety eighty seven. You'll
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 5: see the little radio microphone. Just click that and tell
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 5: us what celebrity you want to be best friends with.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: But you got to do it sounding like that celebrity.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't wait to hear.
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  Speaker 5: Kristen Lamon's got two more winners coming up for you,
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: Booker and Striker, two more winners this afternoon and tomorrow.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: Another new question which we'll have for you here on
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 5: the Woody Show. Anything else you got for us in
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• 1:56:41
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words wisdom please.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 8: Yes, Sometimes it's simple. All you need is for somebody
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 8: to hug you and tell you to quit your job
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  Speaker 8: and hand you six million dollars.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody can relate to that. Yeah, you know, yeah,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: sometimes that's just what you need.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what you're doctor ordered.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't that person to give that to you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking for it from other people from time to time.
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  Speaker 8: So absolutely, thank you very.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 5: Much, Greg Gory, and thank you so much for giving
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 5: the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 5: You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 5: rest of you guys could suck it. We catch you
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 5: back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: S M D double M.
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  Speaker 5: I quit this bitch.