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Mark's 9am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now on the Voice of New York.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Mark Simone Show on seven ten wor.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey, it's nine o'clock cectually nine oh five, but
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  Speaker 1: it's Mark Simone here nine to noon every day, now
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  Speaker 1: three hours nine to noon every day. We'll get to
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  Speaker 1: President Trump in the ballroom. We'll get to e Jen Carroll.
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  Speaker 1: And you know about this battle now between this crazy
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  Speaker 1: idiot Democratic senator and President Trump. It's getting ugly. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to that. We'll get to did President Trump abuse
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  Speaker 1: a female reporter? We'll let you be the judge, and
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to the Straight of Hormose. And yeah, it's fascinating.
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  Speaker 1: All these Democratic leaders are finally starting to run away
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  Speaker 1: from the socialists, a keen Jefferies and Chuck Schumer, even
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  Speaker 1: Mom Donnie starting to run away from the socialist and
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  Speaker 1: Mom Donnie puts out a I think a very embarrassing video.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that coming up. So, hey, the straight
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  Speaker 1: of horn Moose, by the way, is actually open now.
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  Speaker 1: The President declared it today US territory, and of course
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats and the fake news going nuts. He's just
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  Speaker 1: taunting a rand but it is open. Straight of horn
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  Speaker 1: Moose is open. Now it's well, let's say it's partially open.
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  Speaker 1: Nine million barrels a day are coming through the Straight
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  Speaker 1: of hor Moose every day. Nine million barrels a day,
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  Speaker 1: every day come through the Straight of horm Moose right now.
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  Speaker 1: Now normally it's twenty million barrels a day, So it's
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  Speaker 1: half open, but it is open. Oil prices have not
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  Speaker 1: skyrocketed like people said. Remember they said it'll be two
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars a barrel. It'll be one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 1: dollars a barrel. Let me just check. Eighty four dollars
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  Speaker 1: a barrel. It's a little high, but eighty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: a barrel right now. It's a little high, but just
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  Speaker 1: a little. Just went up a little, so there's no
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  Speaker 1: big spike. If you're paying a four to fifty a
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  Speaker 1: gallon in New York, that has nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: the price of oil. That's New York State, city, local
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  Speaker 1: taxes and fees. Everywhere else around the country oils three
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  Speaker 1: dollars three fifty. But Straight of horn Moose is open.
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  Speaker 1: Nine million barrels a day are coming through. That's one
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  Speaker 1: reason the price is didn't spike because oil is flowing
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  Speaker 1: through the straight oh hor Moose normally twenty million barrels
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  Speaker 1: a day. And also every day we get closer to
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  Speaker 1: the Straight of hor Moose being totally irrelevant. Within two years,
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  Speaker 1: no oil will need to come through the Straight of Hormoose.
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  Speaker 1: Each country, Gulf state country frantically building pipelines and other
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  Speaker 1: routes to get the oil out, so we will never
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  Speaker 1: again be depending on the straight ohr Moose. And by
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  Speaker 1: the way, with it, with this nine million barrels, it's
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  Speaker 1: only oil for us coming out. For the other countries,
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  Speaker 1: Iran is not able to use the strait, not able
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  Speaker 1: to sell any oil. They are now losing four hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty five million dollars a day. Four hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty five I've million a day. Here's the president.
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  Speaker 3: We control it. We control it with the blockade. We
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  Speaker 3: have a blockade. We control it with the blockade. And
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  Speaker 3: I like the idea of declaring the territory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's water though. Can you declare water and territory?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But let's get to something more interesting. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there's this Democratic senator Asoff from Georgia, a real Trump hater,
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  Speaker 1: and this is the guy you're going to start, you'll
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  Speaker 1: start seeing him on all the Sunday shows, You'll start
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  Speaker 1: seeing him on all the fake news program CNN, MSNBC
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  Speaker 1: because he's busy insulting the president, trying to be vicious
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  Speaker 1: about it. And the President has a lot of executive assistants,
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  Speaker 1: top aides. Natalie Harp is his executive assistant, been with
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  Speaker 1: him for years, very loyal. There's Margot Martin, been with
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  Speaker 1: him for years. There's Chamberlain Harris, been with him for years.
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  Speaker 1: There like the you can't call them secretaries. They're like
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  Speaker 1: top executive assistants, and Natalie Harp's the top one. And
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  Speaker 1: one of her jobs is she's the one that prints
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  Speaker 1: out everything for the President to read. This guy reads
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  Speaker 1: day and night, so anything articles, anything on the internet,
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  Speaker 1: anything online, anything he needs to see, She's the one
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  Speaker 1: printing it out and printing it and handing it to him.
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  Speaker 1: So this asoff. By the way, these three women are
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  Speaker 1: pretty good looking. They're all very good looking. That's just
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  Speaker 1: something about Trump. He likes to have good looking women around. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing going on. Nobody's ever even hinted anything's going
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  Speaker 1: on with any of them. In fact, if you check
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  Speaker 1: their social media, they all got boyfriends. They're all busy
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  Speaker 1: with dating. There's nothing going on with Trump. But this
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  Speaker 1: asof is speaking at one of his stupid rallies. And
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  Speaker 1: listen to this senator go after Trump and his chief aide,
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  Speaker 1: Natalie Harp.
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  Speaker 4: And while the sailors on the li can fight his war,
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  Speaker 4: while he fruitlessly drains our munitions and oil reserves, the
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  Speaker 4: president sleeps through his meetings. He golfs and trade stocks. See,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't want to do the job. He wants to
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  Speaker 4: build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently
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  Speaker 4: defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see these democrats. I love this. It's all
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  Speaker 1: he does is golf, and they all cheer. No truth
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  Speaker 1: to that at all. All he does is golf on
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  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday on his days off. Never golf during
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  Speaker 1: the week. And he sleeps through the meetings. Nobody's ever
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  Speaker 1: seen him sleep through a meeting. Oh, they'll find you
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  Speaker 1: a video. He closed his eyes for three seconds. Meetings
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  Speaker 1: two and a half hours, so ninety nine the meeting,
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  Speaker 1: he's awake, he's talking. He's what they call that sleeping
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  Speaker 1: through the meetings. They just cheer anything his defenseless plant. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we could pick it all apart. But Trump was asked
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  Speaker 1: to respond, he's a weird looking guy. This ass off,
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  Speaker 1: And they asked him about asoff.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mean pee wee Herman, pe wee Herman look
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  Speaker 3: a lot? No, I would much rather do other things.
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  Speaker 3: It's say, we're building a great facility.
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  Speaker 1: Here, Yeah, the ballroom. Now see, you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do that when you're president, not supposed to talk like that.
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  Speaker 1: He made fun of his looks. He does look like
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  Speaker 1: pee wee Herman, so it's pretty good. But when you're president,
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to say things like that. You're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be very presidential. Well, I disagree with mister Ossoff
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  Speaker 1: about you know, if you're Bill Clinton, you wouldn't say
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  Speaker 1: it looks like pe wee Herman, doesn't he You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Or Reagan wouldn't say, well he does look
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  Speaker 1: like pee wee Herman. But listen, I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: not presidential. This is Don Rickles. But it's great.
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  Speaker 3: You mean pee wee hermon, hey we Herman look a lot.
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  Speaker 1: No I would. That's what drives people really nuts. He's
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  Speaker 1: not presidential. He's not trying to be. He's a guy
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  Speaker 1: from he's a guy from New York. He's a New
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  Speaker 1: York City guy. You have to just keep her memory.
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  Speaker 1: I keep pointing this out. He's Howard Stern. This is
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  Speaker 1: a Howard Stern president. And if you listen to Howard Stern,
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  Speaker 1: it's he'll say crazy things. He'll say funny, insulting things.
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  Speaker 1: He'll say outrageous things. But meantime, the same Howard Stern
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  Speaker 1: guy's brilliant, guy's very successful on the radio, accomplishes stuff
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  Speaker 1: on his show. Much of the show is quite brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: But he'll he'll jump into those insults and say those
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  Speaker 1: So you have to just get used to that. You
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  Speaker 1: have to accept that. With President Trump. Now there's this
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  Speaker 1: awful reporter from CNN, and these fake news CNN people
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  Speaker 1: can get so rude, so nasty with the President. They
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  Speaker 1: hate him so much. They don't even realize how they're behaving.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they always say, well, he's not behaving presidential,
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  Speaker 1: he's not behaving. Probably they don't behave properly, these reporters.
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  Speaker 1: They start yelling and screaming in the Oval office at him.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a very touching moment, there's a lifeguard. This
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  Speaker 1: kid turns out to be a great hero who rescued somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Another kid saved a life. It is the most touching moment.
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  Speaker 1: And they have a touching meeting in the White House
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  Speaker 1: and then the President opens up for questions and in
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  Speaker 1: front of these poor kids, this fake news jackal start
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  Speaker 1: yelling and screaming, so the President tells him off. Take
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  Speaker 1: a listen.
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  Speaker 3: Quiet, Quiet, you're very disrespectful in front of this young man. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: don't you find her disrespectful? Who he understands?
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  Speaker 1: Quiet?
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  Speaker 3: Who are you with fake news? You're fake news. You're
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  Speaker 3: a loud you're a loud, boisterous person, your fake news.
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  Speaker 1: Be quiet, Be quiet, Be quiet.
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  Speaker 3: You're a fake reporter, and you report fake news.
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  Speaker 1: And then they said he abused woman. If it was
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  Speaker 1: a man, he wouldn't have said that. Of course he would.
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  Speaker 1: And you hear it, just just tearing into him. This
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  Speaker 1: fake news is so out of control. It started when
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  Speaker 1: President Trump went up in the polls in twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as he was top of the polls, they
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  Speaker 1: started going after him. As soon as he got elected,
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  Speaker 1: they took the gloves off. They just made up crape,
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  Speaker 1: the Russia hoax, all this stuff, and it's getting worse.
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  Speaker 1: You know, remember back then we kept talking about, well,
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  Speaker 1: at some point the news media will go back to
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  Speaker 1: being legitimate, and it's just total fake news conning people
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  Speaker 1: day and night. You know. There's a little controversy now
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  Speaker 1: over the Sunday show. The new Attorney General, Todd blanche
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  Speaker 1: is on Meet the Press and Kristin Welker is yelling
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  Speaker 1: at him, wanting to be sure that he will declare
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  Speaker 1: that the Justice Department remained totally independent of the president,
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  Speaker 1: and she's screaming it, you guarantee us that the Justice
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  Speaker 1: Department will be one hundred percent independent of the president,
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  Speaker 1: and he's given her honest as No, it's not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. It's a it's a cabinet office. It's the
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  Speaker 1: president controls every cabinet department. The president is the boss.
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  Speaker 1: Read the Constitution. It's not supposed to be independent. But
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  Speaker 1: she keeps screaming this. They do this on all the
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  Speaker 1: Sunday shows, even the Wall Street Journal big editorial yesterday
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  Speaker 1: about how the media is creating this whole false illution
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  Speaker 1: that these departments are supposed to be independent. They're not
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  Speaker 1: that's like a real deep state kind of thinking that
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  Speaker 1: they got to be got to be independent. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: just read the Constitution. It makes it very clear the
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  Speaker 1: president is to direct these agencies. They are not to
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  Speaker 1: be run by unelected bureaucrats. The president is supposed to run.
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  Speaker 1: And every president in history has controlled the Justice Department
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  Speaker 1: and told them what to do. It's perfectly normal. But
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  Speaker 1: they keep creating this whole illusion. You know, right now
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  Speaker 1: they have the illusion going gaslighting America. You know, they've
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  Speaker 1: got to convince the economies and shambles. It's not the
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  Speaker 1: greatest economy we've ever had, but it's doing just fine.
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  Speaker 1: Wages are up, inflation is pretty low. I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: really low everything. I mean, jobs are up, in wages
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  Speaker 1: are up, the economy is doing pretty well. The stock
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  Speaker 1: market is setting all time records, and most people now
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  Speaker 1: have money in the stock market through a pension fund
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  Speaker 1: or for a one K So they create thats. The
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  Speaker 1: other illusion they create is the president's poll numbers are
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  Speaker 1: so low. He's got the lowest approval rate. What you
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  Speaker 1: can't believe how low they are. Well, actually they're not
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  Speaker 1: that low. They're pretty normal for a president at this
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  Speaker 1: point and the Democrat have the lowest approval ratings ever.
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  Speaker 1: The Democrats are so low right now, but you'd never
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  Speaker 1: know that if you just watch the networks or read
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  Speaker 1: the New York Times or all that stuff. You're just
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  Speaker 1: under the illusion that Trump's doing badly and the Democrats
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  Speaker 1: are just the Democrats have the worst poll numbers. Now,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. This is CNN's pollster. Here's the CNN pollster.
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump's political brand ain't hot the troth these days.
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  Speaker 2: But I gotta tell you, pu when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: the Democratic brand, the net favorability rating of the Democratic Party.
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  Speaker 2: You know, back in twenty eighteen, when Democrats during the
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  Speaker 2: first Trump presidency, right when they were able to win
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  Speaker 2: back control the House, they were even they were even
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  Speaker 2: right favorable minus unfavorable, even at zero zero zero. Now
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  Speaker 2: look at this twenty five points on the water oof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's the reality is the Democrats have the
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  Speaker 1: worst approval ratings of anybody. So, Hey, Jared Kushner yesterday
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  Speaker 1: in Israel there to negotiate with Benjamin net Yahoo. That
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a fun day, huh, sitting there talking to
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin net Nyahoo all day? Did you see the video
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  Speaker 1: of it. It's him if net Yahoo, it's three very boring,
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  Speaker 1: serious looking guys. Jared Kushner used to be in Manhattan
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  Speaker 1: building sky scrapers, going to parties, having fun. Now he's
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  Speaker 1: sitting in a room with these but that's what he
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  Speaker 1: wants to do. Have you ever heard Jared Kushner talk,
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  Speaker 1: never heard his voice to take a listen.
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  Speaker 5: We were able to go through some of the misunderstandings
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  Speaker 5: and misinformation that's been out about it as well. I
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  Speaker 5: mean certain things like we're very committed to the fact
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  Speaker 5: that we have a plan to rebuild Gaza, but we
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  Speaker 5: will not allow Gaza to be rebuilt until the demilitarization occurs.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody wants to put more money into a place that's
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  Speaker 5: gone on for so long until if it's just going
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  Speaker 5: to be taken over by terrorists or blown up again.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like a bad Ben Shapiro, doesn't He
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  Speaker 1: can mention you and you have a listeners kid talk
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  Speaker 1: like this and tell you yea, and the guy's whispering
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  Speaker 1: the president's son in law, you gotta be nice. So
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  Speaker 1: but he knows this stuff. He knows that area of
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  Speaker 1: the world very very well. And maybe we need some
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  Speaker 1: different negotiators. You know, Jared gets into that negotiation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but then they bring in Steve Whitcoff, who comes right in.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, how are you? Yeah, well, you know, these
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  Speaker 1: two New York guys, I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But Henry Kissinger in the very first meeting with Donald Trump,
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  Speaker 1: that was the most important advice he gave me. He goes,
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  Speaker 1: get your own negotiators, do your own. Don't he said,
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  Speaker 1: don't let the State Department and the foreign policy guys there.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let them do anything. He said, don't use the
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  Speaker 1: idiots with their briefing books. They don't know anything. So
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  Speaker 1: you know about this flocking. Flocking is now a new problem.
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  Speaker 1: Flock is the company that run well, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: drive around and they got these cameras, these speeding cameras.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they photograph you if you're speeding or if
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  Speaker 1: you're going through a red light, and they have them
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  Speaker 1: all over you know, cities. They had them on the highways,
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  Speaker 1: but now they got them in all the suburbs. All
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  Speaker 1: these towns are getting them. They're made by company called Flock,
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  Speaker 1: and apparently they're on obviously all the time. So you
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  Speaker 1: may be speeding, but you may not be speaking, but
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  Speaker 1: these cameras are recording you and they save the video
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  Speaker 1: and the data, and it's a big database. So a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are using the database just to check
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  Speaker 1: on people, especially some rogue law enforcement guys. You're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do this, but if they want to find
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  Speaker 1: out where their girlfriend's been going, or their wife's been going,
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  Speaker 1: or their cousin, or they can check the flock cameras
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  Speaker 1: which reads all the license plates, and it's called being flocked.
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  Speaker 1: And there's somebody set up a database where you can
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  Speaker 1: go look to see if anybody has looked you up.
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  Speaker 1: There's one hundred and twenty thousand of these cameras now
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty thousand. Connecticut's got a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: The site is called have I been Flocked? You can
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  Speaker 1: enter your license plate number see if anybody's looked at you.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody searched it. And this is the the one
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  Speaker 1: of the spokesmen for a flock.
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  Speaker 6: In July of toward twenty five, we introduced an optional
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  Speaker 6: case code requirement for searches, meaning every search must be
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  Speaker 6: associated with an actual criminal investigation. Early results from participating
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  Speaker 6: agencies have been promising, so we will require case codes
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  Speaker 6: for all law enforcement searches by the.
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  Speaker 1: End of the year.
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  Speaker 6: But because emergency situations do exist and do require immediate action,
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  Speaker 6: there will be a process to bypass this requirement. Every
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  Speaker 6: one of those searches will be flagged immediately by autur
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  Speaker 6: assistants for an administrators.
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  Speaker 1: Revealed well a spokesman, he's right out of that Jared
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  Speaker 1: Kushner scope. That wasn't too reassuring. Flock is saying now
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  Speaker 1: they will not keep the data beyond use was thirty days.
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  Speaker 1: Now they won't keep it beyond seven days. They'll only
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  Speaker 1: keep it for seven days. I don't know. You're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get used to this. You know, you're
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  Speaker 1: in this world now where you're being watched every second
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  Speaker 1: by everybody everywhere. You know. Also, your phone has a
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  Speaker 1: GPS in it, and law enforcement types and others that
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  Speaker 1: can hack into your phone. See the GPS, it'll show
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  Speaker 1: right down to the inch where you've been every second.
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  Speaker 1: And don't think if you shut your phone off, that's
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  Speaker 1: going to stop that. You can turn your phone off,
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  Speaker 1: it will not stop that because as soon as you
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  Speaker 1: turn it back on. Whenever you turn it back on,
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  Speaker 1: It uploads all the data from the time it was off. Hay,
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  Speaker 1: We've got a lot more to get to. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to Crazy Mayor Mom. Donnie everybody's laughing at his latest video.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that and more coming up. It's Mark
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  Speaker 1: some Own nine to noon every day, nine to noon,
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  Speaker 1: every day now on seven to ten WR