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AreYouGarbage? | Son of a Boy Dad #441 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Mr. Foley, four inches?
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  Speaker 5: What's his size?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I've been hearing such nasty things about this Chris Hansen movie. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff or bad stuff?
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  Speaker 5: I heard it was terrible. I heard it's like pedophile sympathy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. What? Well, they make him look like a dickhead.
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  Speaker 5: Bad guy, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The tweet I saw was like, how is the movie
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  Speaker 2: about the guy catching pedophiles? Yeah, I don't get what
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  Speaker 2: happened with that whole thing. I thought he was like
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  Speaker 2: a good guy, like a hero. Yes, I thought so too.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I think the way he did it, it was
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  Speaker 7: mainly to, like the avenue was like, it was, he
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  Speaker 7: knew what he was doing. They weren't going to get
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  Speaker 7: arrested and stuff like that by the way he was
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  Speaker 7: doing it. And it just pushed him into a star.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's kind of similar to the pedophile catching now.
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  Speaker 2: They just beat those guys up in Walmart? That's why
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  Speaker 2: I miss Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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  Speaker 6: I had the idea yesterday. If I had any motivation
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  Speaker 6: about social media and comedy anymore, I would.
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  Speaker 6: I would do Scott Hanson's to catch a predator from
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  Speaker 6: NFL Red Zone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to go to the quad box. I've got
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  Speaker 6: four different predators in the kitchen right now.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: What are you all doing here?
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  Speaker 2: Red Zoning. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: They tried to do that with Live PD. They tried
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  Speaker 1: to make Live PD.
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  Speaker 2: Live PD sucked. It wanted to be cops.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It wanted to be Red Zone cops.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It never really worked out. Just do cops. Yeah. Cops
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  Speaker 2: was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you just can't film people
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  Speaker 1: anymore or they won't act up as much anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a first 48 guy.
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  Speaker 1: The best. First 48 in a hotel room. It's so
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  Speaker 1: fucking hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix now too.
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just crushing them at the house when my kid
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  Speaker 2: goes to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's so nice.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You just really get lost in it. Always New Orleans
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  Speaker 1: or Memphis.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a lot of Memphis. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: like Oklahoma City, Tulsa. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get away with that. They, It's so nothing
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  Speaker 2: like the movies. Those cops are so undramatic and whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and they just get you. They're machines. They get you.
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  Speaker 2: And what are they doing until somebody calls? You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, are they just at the, on
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  Speaker 2: the hotline? I think about this a lot. I think
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  Speaker 2: they're working a lot of cases.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think. And so what, are you just ditching another case?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's just like, we got to shelf, you know,
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  Speaker 7: Terry or whatever, and move on to the next one.
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  Speaker 6: He's on 47.
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  Speaker 2: The cameras are here, you know what I mean? They're
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  Speaker 2: doing a lot of like- They're kind of investigating you like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like at seven or something like that. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Weird. It's all cameras now.
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  Speaker 5: It's all cameras.
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  Speaker 2: They go, hey, where were you shot? And they ring cams.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they trace the car and they go, oh, this is, it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they get you in like a couple of,
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  Speaker 2: couple of hours. They got you.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, now they get you in 10 minutes. They'll
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  Speaker 5: find you. Should we start?
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  Speaker 2: All righty.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought. We can conclude some of that. Already,
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  Speaker 5: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today,
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  Speaker 5: it is Monday, September 28th, and we are here with,
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  Speaker 5: joined by, the hosts of Are You Garbage?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 5: How we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for having us. We weren't started before. That was great.
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  Speaker 6: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: That was great. First 48, the whole nine yards. Great shit.
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  Speaker 2: That shit sucked. Get it out of here. Francis said
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  Speaker 2: Jew a couple of times. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: RJ.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of bite to that J.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for having us, fellas. It's great to be here.
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  Speaker 2: We've never been upstairs before.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Much, are you guys like, is it everything you dreamed of?
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  Speaker 5: Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: It is. They're going to shut it down in like
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  Speaker 2: a month, so. That's what I hear.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? What, you guys are out?
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  Speaker 5: They're shipping us all out.
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  Speaker 2: Chicago?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: Memphis, actually. Memphis? First 48 cases. Cold cases. Wait, you
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  Speaker 2: guys are closing this office?
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean, there's talks of it.
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  Speaker 6: Huh.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think it will.
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  Speaker 2: I follow heavy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm big on Twitter.
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  Speaker 7: My whole Twitter is, I'm like walking through seeing like,
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  Speaker 7: producer so i'm like i know that guy that's like.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the burners like shut the new york yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's mostly all my my finstas wait so are you
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  Speaker 2: guys gonna be doing this out of like sass's apartment
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of.
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  Speaker 5: Weeks i mean we did that for a bit no
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  Speaker 5: shit yeah all right it was great it was fun
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  Speaker 5: i liked i mean i loved it personally.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to rent you can have a little
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  Speaker 2: space over at are you garbage studio right down the
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  Speaker 2: block sure Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You guys do have a studio. Are you guys in
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  Speaker 1: the same studio you always were? Or have you upgraded studios?
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  Speaker 2: Upgraded. Yeah, we got a really big, probably too big.
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  Speaker 5: Are you still in the one that's pretty close to here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a block away.
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  Speaker 5: I've been to that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think pushing like 2,500 square feet.
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  Speaker 6: It's big.
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  Speaker 5: That one's huge.
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  Speaker 2: Two studios, offices, storage, kitchens, bathrooms, lounge. Two bathrooms. I
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  Speaker 2: got my own bathroom. Have you guys ever slept there?
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  Speaker 1: Has there ever been one of those, like a full night?
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  Speaker 7: Thank you for bringing that up, Ron. we had a
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  Speaker 7: staunch no sleep in there rule but you know who
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  Speaker 7: implemented that what did you know where's my camera yeah
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  Speaker 7: there's a staunch no sleep in there rule that kind
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  Speaker 7: of got over the past 3,000 feet.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck? 3,000 feet is an apartment. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: got a bad home life. I had to crash into
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  Speaker 2: the studio a couple of times. It's not like it
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  Speaker 2: was fun. That place is definitely haunted. And you hear
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  Speaker 2: fucking creaking and cracking all night. I don't have my
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  Speaker 2: CPAP machine.
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  Speaker 7: There's an Asian church next door that starts early, too.
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  Speaker 2: They're there all hours of the night. Just hear a
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  Speaker 2: Korean woman howling in the middle of the night. It's
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  Speaker 2: fucking weird.
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  Speaker 5: When you slept there, did you wake up and were
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  Speaker 5: there people at the office?
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  Speaker 2: No. It's not like an all-state office. I heard the
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  Speaker 2: copy machine going off.
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  Speaker 3: A typewriter.
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  Speaker 2: Someone just clacking it. Hello, are you garbage? No. I
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  Speaker 2: would make sure I got up, brushed my teeth, and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, I've only had it a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: I just moved in with Ian Fidance. I live in
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  Speaker 2: his basement.
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  Speaker 5: He's going well.
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  Speaker 2: Um, but I, like, I couldn't like accept it for
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. So I stayed there one night when
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  Speaker 2: I was supposed to, like the first night I was
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  Speaker 2: supposed to stay there, I stayed there one night and
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  Speaker 2: then I got a hotel for a week and then,
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  Speaker 2: and then finally accepted it and then moved there and
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  Speaker 2: it's been awesome.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't that where Ian does his pod?
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  Speaker 2: Right there on the set, baby. Love that. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the room next door. Okay, yeah. Yep, as close to
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  Speaker 2: showbiz as you could possibly get.
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  Speaker 7: Jigsaw rides his bike around there in the middle of
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  Speaker 7: the night, too.
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  Speaker 2: It's great. It's so funny. I don't want to sound
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  Speaker 2: like a pussy, but every fucking neighborhood in New York,
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  Speaker 2: you can fall in love with it. You really can.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Like, his neighborhood on the surface... You know, I lived
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  Speaker 2: in Astoria. Astoria's very aesthetically nice. Manhattan, the buildings, all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. His area's not really... It has a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of a Ukrainian kind of... You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Current Ukraine. Like, you could imagine a couple of drones on, like,
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  Speaker 2: a MiG-29 plane. What neighborhood is he in? He's on
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  Speaker 2: the end of Williamsburg. Oh, okay. It's really nice, and... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: once you, like... get used to it or like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like once you like see it clearly, it's a, it's
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  Speaker 2: always awesome.
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  Speaker 5: There's some parks around there.
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  Speaker 2: Some what?
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  Speaker 5: Parks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I remember.
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  Speaker 5: Parking garages.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I'm going to get placed in they do
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  Speaker 2: physical activity. I'll tell you what, they got a baseball
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  Speaker 2: field right there. And I went down there one day
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  Speaker 2: on a Saturday and it's like high school girls softball.
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  Speaker 2: And these girls are throwing heat and it's all, it's
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  Speaker 2: all Dominican, Puerto Rican. And they have these teams and
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  Speaker 2: they take it very seriously. All the parents are there.
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  Speaker 2: They got fucking, they got the grill going and shit
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  Speaker 2: like that. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the parks? Sorry to cut
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  Speaker 1: you off in Brooklyn where they play. It's always like
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  Speaker 1: under like five foot three, like Central American guys and
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  Speaker 1: they play volleyball, but like you catch the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, they love that game. They played in Riverside Park, too.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's like you catch the ball and you
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  Speaker 2: just throw it over.
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  Speaker 1: So there's no like bump set spike.
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  Speaker 2: It's just. What's the. How do you mess up or
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  Speaker 2: what's the. I think it's just like you try to
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  Speaker 2: throw it past.
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  Speaker 7: I think part of it is they drink a bunch
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  Speaker 7: as well. At least the ones in my neighborhood. They're
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  Speaker 7: pretty sauced up after a couple of Coronas.
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  Speaker 2: I think you end up dropping it.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it by the Bronx Zoo and they had
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  Speaker 1: they used to do it in.
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  Speaker 5: Is that my is that my good?
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy it's under my armpit can you.
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  Speaker 7: Hear I love how there's also like nine producers and
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  Speaker 7: seven professional broadcasters and no one picked up.
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  Speaker 1: On it I just have it under my fucking armpit
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  Speaker 1: like a.
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  Speaker 5: Continental soldier I was like that Drake pic that got.
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  Speaker 6: Leaked why don't you and I switch.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine as long as he can hear me he's
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  Speaker 2: got headphones on so as long as he can hear
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  Speaker 2: me yeah It's like a billion dollar company. I don't
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  Speaker 2: expect it.
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  Speaker 6: What's he doing?
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  Speaker 2: He's doing his homework.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't even work here.
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  Speaker 6: I got a fun game for you. If you go
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  Speaker 6: to one of those women's or high school softball games again,
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  Speaker 6: you'll be in the bleachers. And some dad's going to
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  Speaker 6: be like, so which one's yours? And you should say,
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  Speaker 6: I haven't made up my mind yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I like that. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: That's good. I'm so shopping.
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  Speaker 2: I did ask your dad what was going on. And
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  Speaker 2: he just explained, I don't have that vibe come across.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what, I don't think I could hit
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  Speaker 2: off one of those girls, I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 5: They were really throwing like that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were.
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  Speaker 5: And they were throwing underhand?
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  Speaker 2: Underhand.
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  Speaker 8: Heat.
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  Speaker 2: Throwing heat.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like underhand, it's just... Comes out fast. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going out of the park.
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  Speaker 2: You think?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, dude, we went to the batting cages together in.
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  Speaker 5: To a high school girl throwing underhand?
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  Speaker 2: By Wrigley's. Did you ever play sports?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sending it to Manhattan.
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  Speaker 6: He's sending it to a neighborhood he'd want to live in.
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't play sports. I mean, I played some sports.
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  Speaker 2: Do you genuinely think you could fucking go yelling off
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  Speaker 2: on him?
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  Speaker 5: Hell no. I would miss.
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  Speaker 7: He was claiming the other day, not that long ago,
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  Speaker 7: that he could do 80 in the batting cage.
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  Speaker 2: That I can. I'm not bragging about it. I can
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  Speaker 2: hit 80.
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  Speaker 5: So you think you could hit 80 out of the
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  Speaker 5: batting cage, but you couldn't.
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  Speaker 9: Hit one of the high school girls?
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking like a straight 80 speed.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they're throwing curves and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They got action.
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  Speaker 2: They got action.
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  Speaker 1: They got action on it a little bit.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, I can hit 80 in a fucking batting cage.
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  Speaker 2: Really? No, he failed doing it.
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  Speaker 7: That's not true at all. Yeah, you were having trouble
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  Speaker 7: at 60.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly. No, I wasn't. You weren't even fucking there.
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  Speaker 2: You went and watched his game and walked over to
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  Speaker 2: the fucking golf thing as I was about to go
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  Speaker 2: in the cage.
• 13:08
  Speaker 9: We were at the 5K for Bert and Tom. They
• 13:11
  Speaker 9: had a batting cage set up.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Which did not throw 80.
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: About 60, 65.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: And it was working. It was raining too.
• 13:17
  Speaker 8: I don't want to say that.
• 13:20
  Speaker 9: You give me 10 tries, I can connect with a couple.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: I believe that. Thank you.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Straight 80.
• 13:25
  Speaker 9: No curve, no junk. Not talking about splitters and sliders.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: No, no, of course not.
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know why I need to bring the post-batting
• 13:32
  Speaker 6: cage snack into it, but.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm hitting 40 at a batting cage.
• 13:38
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I could barely even hit off the kids
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: when I was like young.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: I sucked at eight. They were throwing that stinky cheese
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: at me.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get my hands off.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: They were throwing 25.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Did you get a lot of hits when you were
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: in that like baseball? Were you in a softball league
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: or a baseball league? That Derek Drescher league.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, that was softball. But I mean, I got a
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: hit pretty much every time I was at bat, but
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: that's because they play. That's slow pitch. underhand coach bitch
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: yeah and I still couldn't get it out of like
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: the diamond I don't think I got on base once
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: the whole season dude.
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: Did you know what I learned about Derek Drescher recently
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: that he's a crazy person that he is the nephew
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: of Fran Drescher.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: What really the nanny I don't know who Fran Drescher
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: is what I.
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: Don't know what's a crazier fact both wild facts.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: Who's Fran Drescher she's one of the most probably famous
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: comedic actresses ever you never seen that.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Broad No, never.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: She was in The Nanny.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: She's a very grating voice. She was very, very hot
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: in like the late 80s, early 90s.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: And that's Derek's aunt? No, I made that up.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: That would be crazy.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: But brings us to a good little opening. Do you
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: know who Arthur Fonzarelli is? You know who The Fonz is?
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I know The Fonz.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: How do you know The Fonz if you don't know
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: The Nanny? That was like 20 years before that.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: The Fonz was way bigger than The Nanny. Do you
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: know who The A-Team is?
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've never made the A-Team.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: No, you don't know who the A-Team is to show? No,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: no idea. What about Knight Rider?
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: That sounds familiar.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Damn. Dude, Foley's world is folding in on itself right now.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Were you reading Harry Potter and shit like that when
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: you were a kid?
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, I didn't read it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: I watched it on TV.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: You're twice his age.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: You're 25?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I could be your dad.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think I am.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I hope you like sleeping in Ian's basement, son. Get
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: over here. Yeah, get up with me. How old's your dad?
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Older than 50.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: Legend.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: What an absolute beast.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough, bro.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're a young man. You just never watch
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: those shows.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: A-Team is rock solid.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Rock solid.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: I don't even think I've ever heard of that one.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, you were born in what?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: 2001?
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: But I've watched like Casablanca and fucking The Longest Day
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: and shit like that. It's the classics. You have to edify.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I've seen teams on a classic. Not every episode. I mean,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: there was a couple when Dwight Schultz left.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Classic theme song, for sure.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: And it's Mr. T. And that's when he was fucking
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Nancy Reagan.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Well, what is the A-team even on?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, Mr.
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: T was banging Nancy Reagan.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this is confirmed.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Tyler, can we get to the bottom of this? I
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: think that she was sucking him.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: She was sucking him.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Well, she was like, what? Nancy Reagan, Ronald
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Reagan's wife? Yeah. Yeah, she was blowing everybody.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: They said that that was like her thing.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: He was an old lady.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: No, that was her thing.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: What do they call a super head or something? Look, look, look.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: She's kissing him on the forehead. He's dressed up as Santa.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: She's sitting on his lap. He's rock hard.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: What was her name? Her name was like, they called
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: her like Superman.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: They had a name for her.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: The Throat Goat. No, but not back then. I think
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: that's what they call her now. No, they had like
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: an actual name for her. There was an actual nickname
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: While he was the president. He might have been the
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Throat Goat.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it was like right before. I'm
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: sure she overlapped. Damn.
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: Good for her.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Good for him.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Good for him. I tell you what, Mr. T's so
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: much of a gentleman, I bet you wouldn't come out
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: and say nothing. Yeah, exactly.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: It came from her side. I wonder who she leaked
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: it to.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Gossipy ass lady.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Probably Ron.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Knowing that he had dementia, just saying shit to him.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I blew Mr. T. Just to check if the dementia's real.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Just 40 years later.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Damn. Remember Mr. T? To see if the domestic took.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: I sucked him off.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: And she's like flopping his pillow just to really fucking
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: piss him off.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Who was Knight Rider? Is that Hasselhoff? Hasselhoff, dog. Hasselhoff.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: She probably sucked off Hasselhoff too.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And the car.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: And the car.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Hasselhoff did all right. See, in the 80s, they would
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: incorporate like a car or a helicopter and like make
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: that like a thing. Yeah. So they could merchandise it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Like the 18 van was very specific. Knight Rider, Airwolf.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Blue Thunder.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Classics.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: When you stay with me this weekend, I'll tell you
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: all about it. Yeah, I'm excited. We'll go over and
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: check out those Puerto Rican chicks.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: We'll watch the A-team.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I'm sure the court-appointed supervisors are going to love watching
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: the A-team. Howie Howell's your dad? He's in his 50s.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: His 50s? Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My dad's in his 70s.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Same.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Late 70s.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I guess mine's in a... We don't speak,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: but I assume he's still in.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: His 70s.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: He still sounds old.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Cheers.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, drink it. Pour a little out. That's like... I mean,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: you're also too... I mean, I think you're my... You're
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: going to be an older dad. I'm an older dad. Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: But my dad was an even older dad. He was
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like fucking 40 when he had me.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: I'm your age.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I'm 40 and I just have my.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: And I have no children.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: So you'll be the oldest.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Are you going to have kids, Francis?
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Are you going to have kids?
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I want children more than anything.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would be a great dad, dude. Did you
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: miss your Adderall or something today? You seem down.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: You like the blues?
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: This subject in particular haunts me.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: What, children?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, big time. Why?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: You're killing it. You're a good looking guy. You got cash? Well,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: why are you bringing up all this good stuff? You're
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: rubbing it in.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: I'd trade it all. I'd trade it all for some children.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: You could do that, though.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Maybe not all of it, because then the children would
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: be really expensive.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: How much does a kid cost if you were to
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: buy one?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, what?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends where you're looking.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: If you were to adopt.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: You go to the pound. Yeah, they're giving.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Them away at the pound. You could trade the Rolex
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: for a kid. Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: You could be like a sperm donor.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: You could have a thousand kids.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Well, what would be the use of that?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It would be cool to have a
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: bunch of Francis. Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: But I wouldn't know them.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: But you know you'd know if yeah you'd know yeah you.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Saw one yeah they just tore thumbs.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: I've seen that i've seen that smell before that would
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: probably fuck with you just.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Called me poor at whole food are you one of
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: mine stinked feeling might be related to me you.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Could just knock up a stripper or something like that
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: and just have the kid yeah yes now you want
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: to do like.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: That i want one of He wants an Olympian.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: He wants a superhuman. So you got to pair up
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: with somebody.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Another perfect specimen.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: That exists out there. Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Listen, I'm only... Well.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: It is my focus, is that I really do want
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: to become a father quite soon.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: What do you want him to do? Oh, I don't need.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: It to be a boy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: In fact, I'd rather have a girl. I was kind
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: of leaning girl.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I wanted a girl a little bit.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Not a....
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Because all like the firstborns in my family were boys.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: So I just kind of know that. And I was
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: just like, oh, it would be the different energy to
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: have a girl, like to have the girl.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: They thought I was a girl until I came out.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, yeah. Hit him up. He set
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: them up. Got it. Had the room painted and everything.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Really? Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: My mom tells me all the time.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Why did they think you were a girl?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Did you have a- I don't know. Tiny. Couldn't see
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the fucking piece. I don't know what it was.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Because sometimes, isn't that a thing? I remember Freaks and
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Geeks where the girl's born with a dick and.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: A- Guys watched Freaks and Geeks but hasn't seen.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I respect that. That's a one-off class. Wait, there was
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: a hermaphrodite on Freaks and Geeks? Yeah. Really?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she plays the French horn.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: No kidding.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: I believe so, yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: There was one on Nip Tuck as well.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: He bangs someone and he's like- And he like takes
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: his dick out, pissed off and.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Was like, you used to be a man.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Like you deceived me.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: He's a surgeon. Yeah, exactly. He was like, he could
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: tell by the inside.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: That's brutal.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: He had that perceptive of a penis.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of nerve endings. Yeah, I guess. That's,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: how many pumps does it take to find out? I
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: think that doesn't feel right.
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: You kind of know right away. Then you're lying to
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: yourself for like 30, 40 bucks. Like, nah, it's probably
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: just like pubes or something.
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: Either way, I'm marbly in there.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm fucking a church. Francis, I'm sorry. I
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: didn't mean to.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: Don't be at all.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: He needs the exposure.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Anybody seen anybody? I, you know, who knows? I don't
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: want to get into that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Gotcha. Yeah, but nobody that you'd want to.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Uh, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ready to
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: have children with anyone I know right now.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Is there anyone that if they were like, is there any,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go with professional athletes. I know that's
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: kind of what you're looking for. If there was like a,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: like a, I don't know who to say, but some,
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: some very well put together professional athlete came to you
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: and said, I want to have a child this week.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: Um, that I don't think so.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: No, you can't say Mr. T. But you can blow them.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: What about like Albert Pujols or something like that?
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: If Albert Pujols wanted to put my sperm and his
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: sperm in some kind of a, one of those things
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: you send. A centrifuge.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Dr. Doom. Mix it up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: In a magic bullet.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: We won't even know.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Do you want to have like a champion, or are
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: they just teasing you about that? No, that's 100%. No,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: that's 100%.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: I want to have like a division one. I mean,
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: that's in, dude, that is in all division one. My
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: family's kind of currently doing this with their, Generation of kids.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: It's like there's they're going like lacrosse, like girls lacrosse,
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: like number one recruit in the country. Like in my
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: other cousin is just made the national team for the
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: he's the U.S.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Soccer team. He's 16.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: It's like fucking they like they're like breeding these kids
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: to be international superstars.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: There's no way I would get in college today.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Well, they do let everybody into some level of college,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: but it is bullshit that everybody has like four letters
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: in Multiple extracurriculars.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never would have done any of that shit.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: No.
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: Have you ever written an essay to get into school?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Did you write an essay?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: I think you have to. Yeah. I think that's like
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: the one requirement.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I think I wrote hundreds.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: Like a theme, like the paper, a theme.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think it'll be just like, it's pretty vague, right?
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: It's like a notebook.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Like a prompt.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: A theme paper.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: A theme paper. A theme paper. Yeah. Is that what
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: an essay is? That's not a thing. Yes, it is.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: That's like remedial English. A theme paper?
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: I have a theme, though. And it's like a story
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: or something like that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Are you sure you're not thinking of a thesis?
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: A thesis?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: No, you've never written a thesis.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Theme paper sounds familiar to me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: That would be like write on clowns or something. A college? Oh, no.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I'm imagining like an essay. No.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Just write, just do theme paper without.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: The rest of it. We had them in high school.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Don't give him all that help.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Theme paper.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: That's paper theme.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Digital tools, templates, and designs, depending on the platform you're using.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Are you referring to Shopify e-commerce?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I believe I am. We're a Shopify company ourselves.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I think we might be as well.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: Also good for brick and mortar.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Up to 20 stores located to one single. All right,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: forget it. So you had to write a thesis or
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you had to write an essay?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for college applications, it was always like a personal statement.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: They'd have you write. Huh.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Did you? Where'd you go? Rutgers?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I went to Penn State. I think I probably wrote
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: some like some bullshit like that. I probably thought it
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was like a way better than it was.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: They used to.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, I did my I think it was like
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: it had to be I'm making what like 500 word
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: like had to just be something.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Which is nothing.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: It's like something you have to overcome, something, you know, this.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: And then at 18, it's like.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just writing shit.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: You're just writing, I'm like, oh, my parents got divorced
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: or whatever and sent away. Shout out to Temple University, dog.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I'd be done. My brother takes my nephew and my niece,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: they have like club things on the weekends and this, that, fucking.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: It's a lot. There's a lot of like– you got
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: to be in– you can't even just take regular classes either.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: You got to take all the APs.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Never. What was yours, Francis?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: What did you write about in your theme paper?
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: I wrote about an experience I had. I used to
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: go to this soccer camp in France. Whoa. When I
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: was a kid because my mom was a French teacher. Ah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: very cool. So I just would go over there and
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: I was the only American and one time they had– earmuffs, Harry.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: They had the Palestinian national team. under he's um so
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: coach man under 19 it was like the under 19
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: palestinian national team and uh we they selected like 14
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: kids from this soccer camp to play against them and
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: we played in a game and like i wrote about
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: how i was like the only american playing with a
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: bunch of french kids from all these like former french
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: colony countries against the palestinian team and afterwards we like
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: all took a picture together and were they cool yeah
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: yeah everyone got on really well which was like the
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: point of it i guess it was like a very
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: cool international.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Soccer gotcha yeah gotcha.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah who won i think we tied two two.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Very nice yeah no tiebreaker i had overtime.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: There was i was playing defense and there was a
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: there was a shot on goal where it was like
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: a looping ball and the goalie was uh down he'd
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: fallen on the ground and i was on the line
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: and i headed it away So I prevented it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: There you go. Love that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I saved the day. Exactly. I wasn't going to say it,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: but I'm glad someone did.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah. You know, kept my foot on Palestine.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: So you used to go there every summer with your mom.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Well, I did it. I did it for like three
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: years or something like that. Um, but I was like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: it was in seventh grade. So I was really young. Um,
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: And the first year I went, there was a hurricane
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: while I was there and a tree fell on our
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: dorm into the room that I was sleeping in. It
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: was like bunk beds. And all of a sudden the
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: tree came crashing through and there was rain just pouring
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: down into our room. So each of us had to
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: grab our little shitty cot, you know, mattress and go
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: into someone else's room and sleep on the floor for
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: the rest of camp.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That should have been the essay.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I think I included that.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: I like the way you told that. It was like
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: a ghost story. The French guy was really smelly.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That must have been a pretty shocking experience, mid-sleep,
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: tree coming through the roof.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: You know, I distinctly remember that we didn't sleep that
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: much because the boys, we would all just be talking,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: and that was how I got pretty handy at French,
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: was that you just lie awake listening to everyone just
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: conversing in French.
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: You guys wouldn't sneak out and look for chicks and
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: stuff like that?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: We were like, 12 in the middle of nowhere.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, just say you're a loser. You're a gay loser.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: It's like, fine. Also, that's a very classy.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: That's how I got pretty handy with French. That's a
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: very fucking. That's a unique way to look at the world.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: The first year that I went to this, the bathrooms
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: had the shitters had no doors on them.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I hate that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: And there were no toilet seats on the toilet.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: French style.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: And I was so put off by this. that I
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: held it in and didn't shit for four days of
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: playing soccer. And it got finally to a point where
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: it was so bad and so uncomfortable that I went
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: into the woods.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: What? Over the toilet?
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: That should have been the essay.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Poor guy.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: That's fucking brutal. It was really bad. That was one
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: of the things I distinctly remember.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I've only shit outside once, believe it or not.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Mine was also at camp.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's horrible. What was the occasion? I was fucking landscaping
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: and this old man wouldn't let me in his house
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: to use the bathroom. And I just went into the
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: woods and made a doo-doo. What'd you wipe with? Leaves
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: or just closed up shop? Yeah, a couple of leaves.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But I remember not that well. It was the end
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of the day.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: It's so vile. That water does a lot.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I got food poisoning while I was at
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: sleepaway camp. Like the day I got there and I
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: shit my pants in the middle of the night. I
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: woke up in the middle of the night running to
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: the toilet. Like I woke up mid run and there
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: was shit coming out.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Of my ass.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's my nightmare. Did the other kids see it?
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: No, because it was the middle of the night.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: And then I took my underwear and I threw it
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: away in the bathroom. It was like a communal bathroom.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: And then I had to run back to my room
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: ass naked.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: No shit.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: And then the next morning we had, I was golfing.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: And this was like, it was like a golf sleep
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: away camp. It was like a golf sleep away.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Next morning, tea time.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tea time, right in early.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Well, they probably wanted to know whose underwear it was.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: They probably like pinned it up or like raised it
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: up the flagpole.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: No, I buried it in the trash. They never found it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: At least I hope they didn't find it. That would
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: have been a terrible thing to find.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: With your name written on it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, phone number. And then the next day, I was
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: golfing and I shit my pants on the third hole.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: in the woods, and I had to wipe with a scorecard.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's rough. It's like wiping your mouth with a McDonald's bag.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was terrible.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: That's the moment where you hope your scorecard's in your
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: back pocket and all sweaty. Because otherwise it's crisp.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was crisp.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It was glossy. 3x5 index card.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: It was like wiping your ass like a menu at
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: a diner.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Laminated.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: That's bad.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: That was the best golf I ever played in my life.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Because I wasn't thinking about golf at all.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: There you go. You're in flow state. Fucking shit yourself.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: The guys on my team were like, you're playing unbelievable.
• 31:05
  Speaker 10: What is it?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: I got to go shit in the woods.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: He's on his own, man.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: After you shit, did you get worse?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: No, because I had food poisoning. I immediately had to
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: shit again.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was camp food?
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: No, we went to like a movie theater and I
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: got like, or no, we went to a bowling alley
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: and I got chicken fingers and I think that's what
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: did it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Huh. Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Because it was pretty much right after that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: When you go to college, everybody obviously shits from the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: food that you get right there. But then there's always
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the rumors. I don't know if you guys had this
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: at Temple that there's laxatives in the eggs type shit.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Never got those?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that. Our food was awesome at the
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: school I went to.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Was it? Yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Really? It was awesome.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: It was the best.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: The food that we had, I mean, I only went
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: to school for like six months, but the food that
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: we had was so- Where'd you go? DePaul in Chicago.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: The food was so unbelievably bad. I would take photos
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: of it and send it to my friends and be like,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: this is like- unbelievable ours was pretty brutal too like
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: the eggs were it was just one egg francis you
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: want to get the microwave yeah francis's food appeared on
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: his table ours.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Was good did you have a cafeteria cafeteria or.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Was it cafeteria ours was good i mean we called
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: them dining halls yeah ours was good but i wouldn't say.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: A picture like an owl flying back.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah i don't uh i don't know that i would
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: say that like it was anybody Better than anywhere, like
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: another college.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Bowdoin, for example, Bowdoin College.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Bowdoin.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: 15 minutes from where I grew up was noted for
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: having the best food of any college in America. And
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: it was like they would source vegetables from local farmers
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: markets and shit like that. We didn't have that. We had, like,
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: frozen tater tots.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all you need is somebody back there to
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: do it with care.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Like, I remember eating boiled chicken breasts.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it was every day. It was boiled
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: chicken breasts.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Boiled chicken breasts.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: It was so bad.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: It was literally like eating a napkin.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I'd freak out. You paid all that money for boiled chicken?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I also think you're 18. Like, it shouldn't matter if
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: you're 18. It didn't matter. You just fucking need some food.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: And also, I was so hungry all the time. Because
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: we were exercising so much.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: I mean, truly, we'd have lifting conditioning in the morning
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: and then practice in the afternoon.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: So that by dinner, I was operating at a huge
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: caloric deficit.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I used to like lining up all the glasses. You know,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: they only gave you like the small glasses. You get
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: like fucking 15 Gatorades all lined up.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Dude, those Gatorades out of the fountain was... Dude, that
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: hungover hits at a different level.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Where'd you go?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I went to a school called Widener University. It's a
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Division III school in southeastern PA. Of course, brother. Chester.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Beautiful, horrific school.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Great school. You were a shit.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Horrific school. I played football on the cross.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I thought. Man. Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: At Penn State, they had like bags of milk in
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: these like fucking metal containers.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: The best. With the big lever.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lever and like a little rubber.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Did they still have those, Tyler, when you were there?
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: No?
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Those things, you'll never get a better glass of milk
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: than that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Screaming cold.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: They had chocolate, too. Yeah, I went to Rutgers lacrosse camp,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: and that was the first time I ever saw one
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: of those.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, so good.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: I almost stole it and brought it home.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Fucking great.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: The whole bag.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: That's real stainless steel for you kids out there.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a vault of milk.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: But was that powder milk, or do you think that that's.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: No, it was real. Yeah, it was real.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: 100%.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Most milk comes in a bag. That makes sense. Like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you know, smaller milk producers, it's in a bag. Canada's
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: all bagged milk. Canada's all bagged.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Nothing but bags.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: How does that tell you?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Commies i don't actually.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Know i wonder what that would mean about them oh
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: you know what.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: That means square boxes they're out of square boxes they
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: have no cardboard yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Do you remember cartons of milk like that you would
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: open like.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: I remember me i know you do yeah yeah yeah
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: why do i what does that mean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It's an age thing 10 years old.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying yeah no yeah we still
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: had cartons when i was uh growing up.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Did you have a landline in your house yeah of
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: course Did it ever get you? He's not from the future, dude.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: But also, for what it's worth.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: What am I thinking right now?
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Go, Seth.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Who wins the Super Bowl this year?
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: They still have cartons of milk.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cardboard is not obsolete, guys.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: It's actually people are.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Moving back to cardboard. I thought it was just a
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: twist-off as well. I thought it was just... Yeah. I
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: remember when they had the carton and you had to
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: twist off on the side. That shit sucked. Except for
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: orange juice.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they have cartons of milk. Like,
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: if you're going to get it, like... Creamer, that's always.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: In the carton. Yeah, that's true.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: But even in school, we had the True Moo.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: True Moo, is that right?
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: True Moo in a little carton. And they had a
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: little joke on the back.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: We drank O'Kirst.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: It was always hilarious.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Oakhurst?
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Oakhurst dairy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Sounds like another Ivy League school. Sounds like an investment firm.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Oakhurst dairy. Your money's safe here with Oakhurst. A subsidiary
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: of Raytheon. Oakhurst. Oh, yeah. Looks all right. Looks all right.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: We were Rosenbergs. Rosenberger or Rosenbergs?
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: We've definitely had Oakhurst.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Rosenbergers.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Rosenbergers milk, yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Great chocolate milk.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Good chocolate milk.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: How you doing? My father called it something else, but
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: it was still good milk. I'm kidding. You might have
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: to bleep that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: No, you don't.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. We're okay with that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: What's the one that you drive through?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude. They're in Long Island.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like farms, Swiss farms. Something farms.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Drive-thru milk? That can't be a thing.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a drive-thru and you get milk.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: People don't need milk that bad anymore.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: The dairy barn. The dairy barn. No, there's something else.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: You guys are quick on the draw with the Google.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Did you guys go to college?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: The dairy barn I remember, but they're... There's another one
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that something farms. I don't fucking know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: But it was surreal because all you I mean, you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Could I guess you could get like backwoods there or
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: something to game cigars or a little.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Milk in a couple of games.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Whiteout. Whiteout. Yeah. You know, I know.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Great Whitehouse here. I was up the all time dirt
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: bagness of my life.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Get a grape White Island and a gallon.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: A couple Russian creams and a gallon.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: A DJ Who Kid mixtape and call it a fucking day.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: In the back of a Bonneville, do a blunt cruise.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: They had one in Havertown. They had one that we
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: were driving to.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Is that where you were from, Havertown?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I was from like Radnor.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Radnor.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Close to Havertown.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Where's that at in Pennsylvania? Because he always tells us,
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: he's like, I'm from the city, city.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Does he really?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: No, he says it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: He's on the main line. He told me he grew
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: up in Kensington.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I always say Philly suburbs.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: That's good. That's classy.
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: I like the suburbs better, to be honest with you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: That's a big thing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, in the inner city of Philadelphia? No way. That's shocking.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, North Philly has its purposes, obviously. Shout out
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: to Felton Street.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Shout out to... What was the boxing gym up there
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: that they turned into a mattress store?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: In North Philly.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I lived in North Philly for four years,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: five years.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: You know what I was going to say earlier when
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: you were talking about Manhattan, about how you can fall
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: in love with anywhere in the city? I lived in
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Hell's Kitchen.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Do you like that?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: When I moved out of my place with my wife,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that's where they put me. They put me in Hell's Kitchen.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: And I never really spent a lot of time there,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: and I fucking loved it. Oh, really?
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, that was one place I
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: could not fall in love with.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: What?
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: I lived there for a year.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm getting an apartment.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: It was miserable.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get an apartment over there.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Well, where? Like, are you going to just get it
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: further away? Yeah, okay, that's better. Yeah, my dad, between
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: 42nd and 49th, it's banging. I was right next to
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Times Square. I was right off Times Square. Walking next
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: to Cookie Monster every morning.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: No, that's crazy. It was hell.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's bad.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: But if you're further off of Times Square, it's good.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: But I like Times Square. Really?
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Listen, here's the thing. I thought about this and realized
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: that when I was a kid, the movies that I
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: would watch like Tootsie, Ghostbusters, it was always that opening
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: shot of Times Square of people like, you know, the
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: seas of people going to work. And then when I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: was like in it, walking through it and stuff like that,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I do like this.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is nice.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can deal with it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I don't hate that.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're the only person who I've ever heard likes
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Times Square. I understand what you're saying.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: I get the connection of it, but it's like, I mean,
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: it's mostly just, there's not even people walking in it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: There's like nobody that's like going to work, really. It's
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: all just like tourists and shit.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: I would go as far to say it's probably my
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: least favorite place on the planet.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: On the planet? It's one of those things where you
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: like make a wrong turn. Over like Fallujah? Yeah, yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: I'd rather go to Fallujah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Times Square just doesn't do it for me.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I'm right there with you, big guy.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It's not a lot. What about the Margaritaville? Shout out
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: to a Margaritaville, though.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: It i mean great establishment.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: What about the m & m store.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Is is maybe the biggest scam of all scams crazy
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: they're all the same.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Flavor Yeah, but you get your picture on it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you go in and they're like, oh, look,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: we got unlimited blue M & Ms. And it's like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: but those are the same as the brown M & Ms.
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: Do they have different sizes? Do they have a big
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: M & M like the size of a pizza?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You do know it's not for 25-year-old comedians, right? But
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: it is, though.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: It's also for 7-year-olds that want to pick all blue
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: M & Ms and put their.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Picture on them. No, chicks go there all the time. Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: They got tiny brains, everyone.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I've been. Like, look at that rainbow of M & Ms. Spoiler,
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: they all taste the same.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: You know what's popping up now? You hear that, kids?
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: Tin fish pop-ups are happening a lot.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: They just put one in Times Square. Really? I'm sure
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: you're a big tin fish guy, right?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Love TFs.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Of course. What's tin fish?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Like canned fish?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: That's where they sell tuna.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking about actual fish in a tin.
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like a big thing.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: It got really cool. Some girl started like a handful
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: of years ago, right? And it got like really cool.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be honest.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I had no idea what it was. Really? And guess.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I figured you'd be all over this.
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: I figured you were eating sardines every day. Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It's like high-end cool sardines. Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: That's how you know we're cooked as a fucking city.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: It's like a cool sardine store.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: It looks like a bookstore. Like it looks like they'd
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: be books.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: But they're sardines instead.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I went somewhere upstate in like the Catskills and there
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: was a place and I was getting like a coffee
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: and I looked and they had all these canned fish
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: and I thought they were fake. And then I realized
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: they're all, this is all just real tin fish. It's
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: a big thing. It's taken over.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: The branding, the cans, it's all there.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you're not in, you're not on this.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Well, I should be. They say it's sardines are incredibly
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: good for you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're incredibly good for you. It's cool. It's edgy.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: It's rich guy shit. It should be all over. It's edgy.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: All those tough guys eat canned fish.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: It is a little edgy. If you bring out, if
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: you bang out a can of sardines at lunch.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, your culture. Yeah. You're French. Yes. Yeah,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: you can tell them to the time when you used
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: to summer in France. Yeah. You're telling me you haven't
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: been to a house, a loft party recently where they
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: had pig feet. I can't believe that.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: What's like the best fish they got in the tin?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Because the sardine is obviously the standard.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Sardine's the best.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: What about a nice- An anchovy.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: What about a nice- Anchovies are nice. Anchovy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Anchovies, not bad.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: I think they do tinned salmon and they.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Do tinned trout.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: I've seen the tinned trout.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think they do all of it. I've seen
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: tinned mussels.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Ooh. Yeah, I don't know, guys.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Talking about fucking food poisoning.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Shit, your pants.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever go to the American Sardine Bar
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: in Philly?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: In South Philly?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, in South Philly.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: 19th and Tasker or something like that. I bet it's
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: a Lila's. I have. My buddy used to live right there.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: They had, but they would have, I think they would
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: throw like sardines on burgers and shit like that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Does it have the can? The sign is like a can, right?
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the corner there.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: They would have like sardine, like little like sardine sandwiches
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I think they did like a
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: spam sandwich. It was actually kind of good.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: It was actually- You guys are making me hungry.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I only have, I've only really had them once.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like five days out of my ZipBound shot. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: fucking need it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: I'll start tearing through the city.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Why are you out? You ran out?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Ran out and I got to go get it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Where do you got to go?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Storia.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: Storia.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: You got to meet a guy or is that like
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: a pharmacy?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: You got a sardine plug or no? I got to
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: go to the pharmacy again.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: How many days a week do you take the shot?
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: Two days or three times a day. No, once a week.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay. All right. So you haven't missed your next dose.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah i think i have oh which is okay because
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: then you lose your tolerance and you get juiced up.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: Again love that oh love that he's self-prescribing intravenous drugs
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: that's the way to do that i thought that's kind
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: of how it was.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Though he's lost can you share how much weight you've
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: lost 120 pounds.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: So far what let's fucking go that's 450 that's so
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: sick bone marrow.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Apparently i was close to death so you were what
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Close to death.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Close to death or whatever.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking asshole. On death's door. That's some bullshit. Morbidly obese.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Any negative side effects? Has it annoyed you at all?
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it fucking fucks you up. It's like diarrhea juices.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Diarrhea you don't want to eat. Oh, Sass, maybe that's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: what you've been taking.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: I honestly could use that. I could use some diarrhea
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: What are you all jammed up?
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: I'm clogged up bad.
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I thought you were a diarrhea machine. You're the oldest
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: 25-year-old I ever met.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: You went to golf camp and you're fucking constipated? You
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: got the posture of a shrimp? What's going on with you?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: That's a Nick DiPaolo.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: No, it's nothing I haven't heard.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Wait, what about Metamucil? You take that?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I took a.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Psyllium husk or whatever it's called? Why don't you help
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: just get out? Why aren't you saying anything?
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: I have said everything.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: And you keep taking clothes off.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: I have given up on helping.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: They've all got perfect stomachs. They don't have stomach issues.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: What's your diet day to day?
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: It's not good.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Nerds coming in.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Literally that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I love that. What was for breakfast today?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Just say it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think if I even eat. I don't
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: think I've even had anything. A granola bar.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, then what's the next meal going to be? You're
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: going to leave here and do what?
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: It'll be a burrito bowl next.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: That's not bad. From where? Chipotle?
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: No, I don't know where. From somewhere in Astoria, probably.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: But.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: That's weird. A burrito bowl in Astoria? That's like a
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Lebanese burrito bowl. No, no.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: There's some good spots. Hot peppers.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that they have lots of different cultures
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: of food.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: I'm aware. I'm well aware. But I'm not going to
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: have chicken tikka masala for lunch.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Well, so what's making your stomach so fucked up? You
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: said nothing but normal things.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what it is. I mean, it's
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: something new every day.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It's these goddamn kids, I tell you. You know what
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I mean? Crazy. Traffic. My wife.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: You need some fucking fiber, son.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: No, that is what it is.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Start taking Metamucil. I know, I should. They're rock solid.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I really should. Because I took a laxative on Saturday
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: night and then yesterday.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what are you, a model?
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? No, I'm so fucking, it's like.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of cheese probably, though.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: You're doing a lot of cheese? I'm not.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: I'm really not. I try to stay awake.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: He's lying about something. He's set a perfect diet. It's
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the guns.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: There has to be something.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: It's late at night.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I eat a lot of gummies. What are you doing, Percocet?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: You're on something that's clogging up. It's Uncle Hank. This
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: is how I raised you? Make me sick.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not taking any opioids, but I am.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: You should be.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: I do smoke weed at night, and then I eat
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: a lot of gummies. Like candy. Jolly Rancher gummies, specifically. Really?
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: And Friday night, I probably took down a whole bag.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's rookie numbers. But I think that's what
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: it is, though. It's a share bag.
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: You know what I've had a re-killing with? The original
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: Jolly Rancher.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: The original Jolly Rancher is unbelievable. But have you– are
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: you familiar with what they're doing in the gummy world?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Young man.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Get rid of theme people.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I mean they're changing the game.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: What Jolly Rancher is doing in the candy industry, a
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: lot of people are not aware of.
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: You got the Skittles gummies are phenomenal as well.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Phenomenal but kind of a ripoff.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Of the Jolly Rancher gummy. Shaq is getting into that market.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: Shaq-licious.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm telling you right now.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Shaq-licious sours.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you right now.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe he is your son. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: the candy right now is at an all time.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: You guys could really, my mouth is watering.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: If they would bring back bonkers, we'd be all set.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: See, I've never seen these Jolly Rancher Gummy Zero Sugar.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: That's got it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: That'll kill you. You know what? You never will in
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: my house.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those will kill you. You'll have the worst diarrhea
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: you've ever had.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: So pop a couple of them. You'll be too sweet.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Mix a couple of those in.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, you can't do half and half. You could get
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: that stuff from, you get a prescription for that stuff
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: that you have to take when you get an endoscopy.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Fucking drink that down.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't want to drink that. The stuff that
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: makes your shit glow or whatever?
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. That's when you're getting the thing. No, no.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: The stuff that makes you clean yourself out.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wipes the whole thing.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I did that one day. It felt great. Were you
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: getting an endoscopy?
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I got an endoscopy and a colonoscopy at the
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: same time. Fucking spit.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Both ends. Hey, it's the mouth, dude.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Factory reset.
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: My fucking gastro doctor was so pretty, too. It was
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: so embarrassing.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Really? No shot ever with her now. Not that I
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: had one before. But what I look like naked, unconscious.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Face down ass up.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Like you're plugged into the Matrix just like as.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: It's just probably so badly rolled over. My balls sticking
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: to my fucking thigh like baloney. No shot.
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: I mean look at indian chick.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Was she trying to meet people at work no.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Not like that you never know i had a little
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: swagger going in there at first but the.
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: Next thing you know you gotta be funny you waking
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: up still thinking yeah they're like hey what'd you see.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Down there trying to get trying to catch us to
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: catch the pretty clean asshole huh you see a lot
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: like that you ever.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Have an endoscopy francis yeah i had an upper endoscopy
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: is that when i gotta go deeper.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Even that sounds rich.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: That's a township he's from. Is that a lot? Is
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: that from upper endoscopy? Not to be mixed with the
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: low level. Does that come with a tapenade?
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: I do remember it was at, you know, some gastroenterologist
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: that I had seen on the Upper East Side.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Francis can't be classy.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: I say that because it was in one of those
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: doctor's offices you see in New York City where it's
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: like a residential building and then the bottom floor.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about this? They're rich. That's rich
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: people shit.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: I think so. And I think it's great if it's
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: like a psychologist or a psychiatrist. But I think that
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: like for this guy, I'll tell you why it troubled me.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: An entering kind of thing is tough.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Well, a doorman, there's a doorman for the building that
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: lets you in. And then you're like, I'm not going
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: into your building. I'm going to see the doctor. And
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: then they give you a look of like, why did
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: you waste my time? But anyway, I saw this guy
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: and scheduled the endoscopy, did it. They knock you out.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: There.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting general anesthesia in a brownstone in fucking the
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Upper East Side, it's a little Epstein.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not kidding you. I woke up and he had,
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: I presume, his either helper or anesthesiologist Next to him.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: And I realized I had just been unconscious in this home.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: In a house. You're in an apartment. Was she a chick?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Was that a girl?
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: No, two men. Oh. And I was like, I, there's
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: no way.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: That's 2026, baby.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Roll with it. I'm just being fully trusting.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: It's a vulnerable position.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Fully trusting that these guys.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Did you feel like they were playing around with you?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: There's no oversight. That's the thing.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: It's not like you're in a hospital where there's like,
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: there's another room right next door and another one and
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: another one. It's like, you're just in some guy's fucking
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: one bedroom apartment.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Were you in a gown?
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: I think so.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that should be illegal.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: They should have had their way with me.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: It should be like cosmetics. They probably definitely took a peek. Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm taking a peek. I don't mind that. It's like,
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: you know, why was my dick wet when.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I woke up? Really? They were playing around with you.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: They were probably like, look at me.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I went to Harvard. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Look, let's make him watch TV.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I played soccer in France. That's all right.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Let's make him the doctor. Put the stethoscope on me.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: I can't really remember.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: No, they would have told you. They never do.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: They just like.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: To knock people out. I have a little bit of
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Barrett's esophagus. You know what that is? Nope. It's like
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: after your acid reflux gets so bad, it like irritates
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: your esophagus. And it's somewhat of a pre, pre, pre,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: precursor to cancer. You got to watch it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: You got to watch it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Isn't that called like silent reflux?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I got to go. I have no idea. I just
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: know it as Barrett's esophagus.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: What do you boys know about GERD?
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: That's what I got.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I got GERD. Is that GERD? Talk about GERD all day.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a bunch of people. People were complaining
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: at this wedding I was out of GERD. It was
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: like bubbling up.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: People were just GERD.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: Sucks.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I had it my
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: whole life and didn't realize it. I had that and
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: anxiety since I can remember and didn't know what either
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: one of them were.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I feel like they go real hand in hand.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: GERD and anxiety?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: You know what GERD is?
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: It's just like acid reflux.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: It's acid reflux.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Basically.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: I have it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Chronic digestive condition. With a stomach and frequent float. Francis,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: read that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Gastroesophageal reflux disease chronic digestive condition where stomach acid frequently
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: flows back into the tube connecting your mouth and stomach
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: irritating its lining you believe that doctor.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to bang me this guy's vibrating with GERD
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: it's a very unattractive sounding.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: You know how bad it is because the word is
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: so shitty if it was anything else.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: I've never had an attractive thing it's all bad stuff.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Gout is a tough word. Gout is really bad.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Gout's out there with Gerd, for sure.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Gout's a bad word.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Gout.
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: I had impetago and a ringworm in high school.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Impetago. With a Philly accent? Yeah, you got that impetago. Ringworms.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: You got impetago. Ringworm's tough too.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Ringworm's probably the worst sounding thing you could have.
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: Never got canker sores. Anybody get canker sores?
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: All the time.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Canker sores.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Those are so gross.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: You get canker sores from eating too much candy.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Especially sour candy.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Sour Patch Kids. Sour candy.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: If I saw a canker sore in my gums, I
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: would jump out a window.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: That's how scary it is.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: The GERD probably kills it. The GERD probably melts it
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: in there. It's like the acid of the GERD.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: I never got them on my gums.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Very nice.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: You get them, Francis?
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: When I was eating candy, I would. Yeah.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You get cold sores?
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Good to know. Kiss at your own risk.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Cold sores are outside the mouth, right?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Can be inside, too.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: They can be. And on your wiener, according to Foley.
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: What's... Then I don't... I mean.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like fever blisters. I get them in my nose sometimes.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: Man, I don't get those.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: I got cold sores in college, and I got, like,
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: the first outbreak of them was, like, literally, like, it was, like,
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: the worst, most painful thing I've ever experienced.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: They fuck you up.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I thought I was going to die.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they fuck you up. They make your lymph nodes
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: swell up.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's, like, you can't eat anything. You can't
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: drink anything. It's, like, someone just took a razor blade
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: and just started just cutting you up.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: So you get cold sores every once in a while.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know how I got cold sores.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I don't get them. I don't get them.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I probably got them, like, twice since then.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. That means you got herpes.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: That was the most accepting yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, everyone that has cold sores, it's herpes.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: And everyone who's had chicken pox.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Herpes, also herpes.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Different complexes.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: I got them on my neck because I'd stayed up
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: all night and I got bit in a wrestling match.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: You slept weird on some pussy?
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I got bit on a wrestling match and like two
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: weeks later, I stayed up all night and did acid
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and I woke up or like, you know, it was
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: in the morning and like my immune system was worn down.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: And I had two sores on my neck. Freaked the
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: fuck out.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: My mom put, oh, my God. Fucking took me to
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: a dermatologist. And he was like, holy shit. He's like, yeah,
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: that's herpes. I almost passed out.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: Neck of the neck?
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Of the neck, yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't know you could get it there.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: You can get a neck anomaly. All kinds of weird shit.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: You can get it anywhere. Really?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: HSV-1.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I get them in my nose. Sounds like a visa.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: From doing blood. See, hot stuff.
• 55:16
  Speaker 9: That's the kind of shit I got in that.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Hot stuff.
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: And I got to wear compression socks on a plane.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: I've got a cool disease.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: There's no, but what cool diseases are you thinking?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: There aren't. Mesothelioma? Nah, it's bad. At least get paid
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: with that shit. Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: It's like that water at Camp Lejeune.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you a cool one. Sickle cell anemia.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: That's a cool name. It's a cool name.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: You can't say that that's not a cool name.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Sickle cell? That just sounds like one you're going to
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: die from.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: You're not in a good spot with it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Anything cellular is tough.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: That's in the name.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Sickles are pretty cool. Yeah, exactly. But it's also the
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Grim Reaper.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: And the Grim Reaper is a cool thing.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe not cool, but like... Something, it's got a little
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: honor to it. You know what I mean? Sickle cell's
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: got a little honor to it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: When people are like, I have sports asthma.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Hodgkin's. Hey, sports induced. Right over here. Hit me.
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: Hodgkin's got a little honor to it.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Leukemia's got a little honor. Or Lou Gehrig. Oh, good
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: one there.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: Lou Gehrig's disease.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Sports injury is always good.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Tommy John.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rotator cuffs. Yeah. That's a good one.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I'd love to get Tommy John surgery.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I was over rotating in my prime.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You probably could get elective Tommy John.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: You think? Do it on a Patreon. Most of those
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: guys come back faster.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: And like, what do you, what do you need? Like the,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: what do you need to throw fast for?
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to throw heat.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You're going to hit the 80 mile an hour. That
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't fuck that up.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: What if he goes both ways?
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: You're rookie of the year. You're just snapping that thing.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I always want to be a baseball player.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Planner fasciitis.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty cool one. What is that?
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: It's like foot nerve pain.
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: You know, it was the worst at high school.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Shin splints.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Only girls on the cross country team got that shit.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: Or Rudel and fat kids that played football.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: I used to get chin splints so bad from jogging
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: that my chins would actually swell out.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: When did you jog? In college. He jogs in fucking vans.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: No, not anymore.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Running in Sambas? He does.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I hate these shoes. I want to be clear about that.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing these because my other shoes got destroyed.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: They're nice shoes, brother.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: But I did get some new balances.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: They're very hip. All the cool kids are wearing them.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Are they cool now? Shout out new balances.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: I love new balances. These are too thin. I feel
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: like a girl.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: You look European.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like a girl. I was saying I
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: feel like I have ballerina shoes on. Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: It's dainty. It's nice.
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: Francis' boots look like they came from West Elm.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: What kind of boots are they?
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: Are they Red Robins or whatever they're called?
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: They are called Truman Boot Co.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Truman.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Made in Oregon.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: He's got a brand new pair of all black murdered out.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Like he's about to fucking pull a bank job.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Those are cool.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And you want, those are called new boots. I went
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: all murdered out.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: Tim's is a, I'm like, that's a choice for the way,
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: you know, just saw them when we were in the,
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: and then you walk down and I could just see
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: your feet coming down.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: There's Francis. And that's a pair of boots. With the
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: salvage denim. No big deal. Is that what they are?
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Salvage denim?
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do. Stop it. Stop hiding who you are.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: You know the thread count.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're good looking, put together, funny, charming. What's happening
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm being assaulted for good things.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Compliments. He's good.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: Salvaged denim. These are not salvaged denim.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: These are from Free Note Cloth. They're made in America.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Isn't that what the shoes were from?
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know what salvaged denim is.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: This usually indicates salvaged denim.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: What?
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: Then I trust you.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: It means they got it from a shipwreck.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: That seam.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, all right.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: What does it mean, though? What does it say? Where
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: were they salvaged from? It's not salvaged. Salvation Army denim.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: It makes a self-edge or something. I don't even really know.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: I just need thick jeans because I bust them out.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: I usually rip this.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I need thick. I need heavy material. He's
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: got a hog on him. No, I don't. I'm a
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: fat guy and I move a lot. Like through his zipper.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Wait, so you need the salvaged jeans.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: I need thick denim. I need heavy denim. Or like
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: anything else. I rip through.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Very quickly.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: You need more testing. I need like heavy thick. Like
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: a welder could explain underneath your dick. The fat guy
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: jeans are brutal because they're thin and they're also stretchy.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: So after like a couple hours, it looks like you
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: shit your pants. They blow out. Yeah, it's tough. Does
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: it like wear through a little bit? It does. It
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: only has a small shelf life. That and the DXL t-shirts.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I usually get like It's a little bit different these days,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: but maybe four out to eats in it, and then
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: it's all fucked up. That's a wild way to count times.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: That's a wild way to count times.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Can you wash it, or is it just.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Nah, you get that vodka sauce on there, you're fucked.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you get vodka sauce on a lot
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: of stuff.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: It's fucked. Yeah, you're banned.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: That's a tough one to spell.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: My dribbles are always in, like, you can't even, like,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: hide them. Like, it doesn't look like I'm sweating. They're, like,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: in weird places.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: I just sent a few Hail Mary things to the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: dry cleaner.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Do you get stains on your shirt when you're eating?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Just being out, like, you know, yeah. No, I don't know.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: You're trying to find common ground. You also get stains
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: on your shirt. We're not so different, are we, Francis?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: You spilled things on your shirt while you're eating.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Of course. Really?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No shot.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: So did it go through the napkin you had tucked
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: into your neck?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: How'd it get through your ascot?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: It frustrated me that the slave I hired as my
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: human shield couldn't absorb the blow.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I thought that was just a fat guy ailment.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: I get i can't keep food off of my.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Clothes yeah yeah it just happens i.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Don't know i mean i run around what's your move
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: right away let's say you're out on a date and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: you're and you're eating and you get you get something
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: on your shirt.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: Um it would just depend on how much i cared
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: about the shirt like you know.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Are you embarrassed at all in front of the lady.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: I would be able to make a joke about it
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: yeah you.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Would and you're a charming funny guy yeah Were you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: dipping the water in him with a napkin? Sorry.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: By the way, I was on a date not long ago,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: and I had some sneakers on. Out of nowhere, one
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: of the sneakers started squeaking with every step. Every step.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: And we were going for a walk.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: And I had to pull a fake pull a hammy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: I had to address it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Sounds like that Nike commercial where it's like... Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: I was like, just want you to know, this doesn't
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: usually happen. She's like, yeah, it's... It's all right.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: You should have done that thing where you're like.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: It's really embarrassing.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: You run a little bit. It's like you're testing them
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: out in the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you draw
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: them off, I always do that when I walk. I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: was walked into a Ross maybe like a couple weeks
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: ago and it was raining.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: It was happening with every step. And then after I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: addressed it, it continued to happen. And then it just
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: became something that was funny and inescapable.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Was that the date, the walk, a walk?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: No, we were, I don't know where we were. We
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: were in Battery Park walking around the water.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: A little 9-11 date?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Had you gone out to dinner before?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: We were going to dinner.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Is that what it looks like? If you took me
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: out on a date, if I was a hot chick,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: what am I looking at?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: You're meeting me there?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Are you sending a car?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: A lot of that depends. If you lived in New
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: York City, I don't think I would send you a car.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: To get there?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I live in Brooklyn.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: So do I.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: I would find out where you lived and I might
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: find a restaurant that was convenient for you. Go closer
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: to you.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: You make a res or you walk in cold?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: Reservation. Unless I'm confident about walking in cold.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Sharing appetizers and stuff? We share food?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I can't see you going to a place that doesn't
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: require reservation.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're probably right about that.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Where are you going to that.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Doesn't require a reservation?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Where are you walking into?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: I don't think I would risk it. For a first date,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: I don't think I would.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: And what are you using, Resi or OpenTable?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: They're both.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: They've got some hidden secret app that.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: We don't even know about. What's the coolest place you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: can get into? Are you banging me out on the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: first night? You're not?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, what the fuck?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: No, I don't want to do that.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: With me. You're a good guy.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: No, just like it ruins it.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: It's over.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: That's a guy who's had a lot of pussy.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Buddy, it ain't never ruined it. Holy shit. I was like,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: this guy's on the fritz. It ruins it. No, I understand.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: It ruins the connection.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: I read something, I heard something recently about how like the,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: you know, and I'd never considered this, but like more
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: dates builds intimacy and anticipation.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: And I think that like, uh, fundamentally by the third date,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: you know, each other way better that if your clothes
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: come up one, it's not as awkward to like, you'd
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: have an easier time being like, I like this or
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: I like that or whatever. You know what I mean?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: I swear to God, you guys haven't been single in
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: a long time, but like, I don't know. Um, that's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: been all for the climax. Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: It's all towards the big climax. Yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Does sometimes a girl want to go home and you're like, nah,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't be that obstinate about my policy. If someone
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: was like, come home with me, I'd be like, all right.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: But then it's like, well, I don't know if we'll
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: see each other, how long this will go. I don't know.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: It depends.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Pretty good, Francis.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: You like to chase.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not like I adhere to some kind of
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't judge. I don't think like, oh, someone had
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: slept with me on a first date. Therefore, I don't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: respect this person.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: You have other chicks that you're banging on the side
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: while you're letting this build up. Right? Jesus Christ. There's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: no way to say it. Why don't we.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: Go out together? Because I know you're single. Really?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: You're picking up that check for sure. Or I am,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: one or the other. I got a steak sandwich to go, please.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I got to get Ian something. Francis, you think you're
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: going to fuck this chick?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: We'll wear our stain-proof shirts.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: I'm in love, but I'd like to double date with you. Oh,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: well done.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, great. Amazing.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I think we'd have a good time before.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Well, sure.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: That would be great.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: He's never going to call.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: That's him thinking of 50 years.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: What do you mean? I went on a date with
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: our buddy Rico Bosco recently.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: I heard about that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Listen, I'm a fan of the Enterprise. My brain exploded
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: when I heard that.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Who picked up the check? This is future content.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: He and I split it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Francis picked it up and then Rico had to.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: That's not true. He picked it up and I Venmoed him.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Privately afterwards.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: So you didn't. Did you try to get credit in
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: front of the girls? Like, oh, I'll Venmo you.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: Or did you just let.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Him have it?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: He was gracious enough to be like, we'll work it
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: out after.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: We'll work it out after.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: He gave me credit.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. We'll work it out after.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: Now, this is the thing we've been asking on the show.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: You're a classy guy. You roll around with, you know,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: higher class people than we do.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: I think that's always the assumption, but I don't know
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: that that's necessarily true. I roll around with you guys.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Not to say you don't, but you're... He's living in
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Ian's basement. We're calling Boston's choice here, guy. What the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: fuck are we talking about? We gotta call Boston's choice.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: He's gonna hit you up for cash.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: Listen, I got divorced too. I crashed on a buddy's
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: pull-out couch for a few nights. It was dark.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: We're way past a few nights.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: Well, he's now, he's chosen to live.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: That's paying rent.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Like, I was marooned.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: He is not paying rent.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Cut that. Ian's gonna be, Ian's probably out front right now.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: No, just what, what is the, what is the kind
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: of etiquette to like not argue over? How many times
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: can you go, if someone picks up the check, is
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: there like a thing where you're like, cause I feel
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: it where sometimes where.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: You're like, give it to me, come on. Like, nah, nah,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: come on.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Like, is there a thing of like, how many times
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: do you ask before you're like, this is just weird.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: And obviously we all.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: Have $ 220 or whatever it is.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: We do not.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: How many times will you are, if I'm like, I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: got it, it's me and my wife and you and I.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: Think it's weird. i mean if you were insistent i
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: wouldn't stop you but my thought would be that like
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: hopefully we could do it again and i'll get the
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: next time.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: He doesn't look at it the same way it's not like.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: Uh i also think that more often men have this
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: thing where like they'd almost be insulted if you didn't
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: let them pay um.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 10: Men yeah with other men with other men i'm saying
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: that's where it's coming from from us and i.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Don't have you don't have that i'm like Okay. Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: Roan will always pay for me. And I think that's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: fucking cool as hell.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Stelco pride right there.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: He always insists.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I tried.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I like to pay for people as many times without
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: ever any expectation of them paying back.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: But I also think that there's an understood implicit hierarchy
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: that it's like, if I'm going out with someone that
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I know has a fucking ton of money.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to wrestle for the check.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: It's like, if you got a bag, fucking go ahead,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: have at it. Who's the richest here? One, two, three?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I'm deep.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Sound?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: It's got to be Sass.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: It's one, two.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: What if a couple of the producers are wrong? No, no,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: it's Francis. Really?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? You're talking about like net worth?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: Or are you talking about like earnings?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: What's the difference roan's getting paid like 10 mil a year.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Did you make a bunch of cash off of music
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: or no.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Not a bunch of cash but i made money in
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: other ways before uh barstool Nice. But not a ton
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: of cash off music or TV writing. I've made a
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: bunch of cash off Surviving Barstool.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Shout out to it.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: That's how I made a bunch of cash.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Freshly paid.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: But he also made a bunch of cash off the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: fucking internet invitation.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Shout out to it.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: That is true. We're winners here. Yes.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Get your fucking head out of your head.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: I have not won.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Your stomach issues. Well, what about, what about the game
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: in Bush? No, you guys are. I don't want any
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: of that money.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Nevermind.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: Cut that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I know it's a touchy subject. I'll be at the
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: blue room. Tickets still available. That road is getting tough
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: to move. The bubble hat. It's burst, boy. Francis picked
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: up and ran out. I saw that announcement. I said,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? I didn't know we could fucking do that.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: I need a fucking pandemic and a stimmy check.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: You're jabbing me with, are you guys, uh, would you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: say the boom is over? Cause I've, I've been saying
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: it's over.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Uh, I, it's wise.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, yeah, here's, you know, uh, I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: think so. I think it came, but people were like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: fucking all locked in. This is my bullshit take on it.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: I think everybody was all locked in and then so
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: happy to get out.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: And comedy, digital comedy, boom, podcast, fucking all that shit
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: was at its highest or as I, you know, really grew.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: And then everybody was like, Oh, I want to go see,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: Fucking Norman, Sam Morrell, AYG, Chrissy D.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Soder. Soder.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Timmy D. Timmy. Shane.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: Everybody's moving tickets really quick. And then it's like, okay, well,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: I can't afford every year to go to 17 comedy shows.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: And I think it's just like.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: You know, it's like I also saw AYG five years
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: in a row. I might take a year off and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: I'm going to go to Norman next week.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: I just was driving back from Philly and I saw
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: a huge billboard of the two of you coming to
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: play the Parks Casino.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, tickets still available.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: Sick. And I saw that and I was like, oh,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: my God. No, it was last week. Last Thursday.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I saw it yesterday. That's sick. Yeah, weird.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: I was blown away. I've only ever seen, whenever I've
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: seen a comedian being advertised on a billboard off the highway.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: It's like, you.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: Know, fucking, yeah, fluffy or that caliber Las Vegas residency
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: level comedians. How great would that be?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Got a residency in Vegas?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: That's the dream. I was just in Vegas, too, and like,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Bargatze's got one now. Like, these guys.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: They're going there.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: I think we should be doing that here and make
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: it like Broadway.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: Well, that's a one-man show. Birbiglia did that.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Didn't Joey Diaz do that recently?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: You don't need to call it a one-man show.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Just, you come to New York, you can either go
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: see fucking Les Mis, or you could go see, you know,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Soder at the, you know.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: Birbiglia does that. But, dude, think about that, though. Like, that's...
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: Everyone knows him as a comedian, right? And a Broadway
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: theater is what?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: 2,000 seats?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: At least 1,800 seats? What the fuck? And it's like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: he's doing the show six nights a week? That's so
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: many fucking tickets for what is still stand-up comedy.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: That's crazy to try to move that on a, on a,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: what a three month run.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: All right. We'll just do spots in the city. I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: thought it was a good idea. Well, I just don't
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you brand.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: That's the cruise ship.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I don't cruise ship. And there'll be the people there.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: You can do your residence. You can do those shows.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know how you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe I will, Kevin. Yeah. Yeah. Francis will take me.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: Have you guys done the cruise ship stuff?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: It's birds cruise. We did birds cruise. And then we
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: were during the height of the fucking. Yeah. We were like,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: they were like, would you want to do an AYG cruise?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: And we were like, like this is perfect yeah uh
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: but they did like yeah it's like it so they
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: were like we're gonna have a meeting with we're like
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: oh let's just do it we'll figure it out everything's
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: going great you know what i mean like this is
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: like we haven't missed anything yet like let's just keep
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: shooting and then we had to have a meeting with
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: them i think that's enough i wasn't even gonna try
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: i wasn't gonna trash you.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: He doesn't usually sit in the business end of stuff, right?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: He's a showman. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: And he sat in on this one and kind of
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: got in a tiff with the lady.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Because they're like.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: Fucking broad insulted.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Dude, they have to invent... No, they didn't. No, she didn't.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: At all. She didn't. She didn't want some mind balls.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: If you felt insulted, she insulted you.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: Afterwards, I just go, hey, man, I think, like, you know,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: you just let me take the lead on the, you know.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: Do you agree with that?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever he wants to do.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: Do you think you're a liability?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Do you think.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: You're a liability in business meetings?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: No, I mean, we've assessed this, and we talk about
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: this a lot on the show. I'm not just like,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: I'm not like fucking blindsiding him. He's not great with
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: getting information.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: My ability is in Korean barbecue, man. Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 9: You know what I mean? I don't know any of
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: that stuff.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Kippy runs the ship. He runs the show.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: That's nice that at least you guys are good with
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: that division. Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Would you have had to book other comics on the,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: how would that have worked?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like, we were going to book a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of friends.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of friends and stuff. And, uh, you know
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  Speaker 2: do a bunch of fun stuff we're.
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  Speaker 7: Gonna have like i don't know just all trashy kind
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  Speaker 7: of shit that that machine where you get in it
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  Speaker 7: blows the money and you gotta just.
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  Speaker 2: Kick her in her mouth and blew it yeah and
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: then she was.
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  Speaker 7: Just like well like above stand up and podcasting like
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  Speaker 7: we get there's got to be like a bigger attraction
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 7: like people are spending some of these things like four
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  Speaker 7: thousand dollars to go on here and it's like they're
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 7: not just going to come see everybody do 20 minute
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  Speaker 7: sets like you have to have like a bigger what's
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  Speaker 7: your thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah And what are they looking for? Like a fucking
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Cirque du Soleil act? Or like a dance contest?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, they have a lot of stuff built in.
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  Speaker 7: Bert did great. Bert did great. I think it was
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  Speaker 7: our size. I think they were like, in order for
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  Speaker 7: you guys to really move tickets, you're going to have
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  Speaker 7: to have a little something bigger. Like Bert was already
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  Speaker 7: doing fucking the United Center and shit. So it was like,
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  Speaker 7: they're going to come to him. You guys are going
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  Speaker 7: to have to throw a little fucking razzle dazzle at him.
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  Speaker 2: And he didn't like that. You took that to mean
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: that they didn't think you were big enough. He was like, oh, fuck,
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  Speaker 2: we're pitching to you. Which apparently we were not.
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  Speaker 7: It really turned on him. He was like, I thought
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: we were the fucking guys in control here.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: And then they were like, pitch us.
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  Speaker 5: I see.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that Barstool hasn't tried.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: That would rattle me, too.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: That would infuriate me.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: I'm a complete idiot, narcissist, fucking moron. That's why Kibbe
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: does that stuff.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: If you call yourself a narcissist, I don't think you
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: can be one.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think you can either.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you are.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Go check the last couple of weeks' Patreon. Bad news,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: which I'm learning.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: I was listening to your guys' Patreon the other day.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I subscribed.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, shout out.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: For the big episode.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what was that? No, you can obviously
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: get into it.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: No, we don't have to get into it. I was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: just saying, I'm a fan.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Francis, let me do it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sure.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I think we're talking about the same thing, right? What
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: the fuck else would we be talking about?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: All I'll say, we don't even have to talk about it.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's totally fine.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: All I'll say is, you saying you had to hand
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: your card in like it was your gun and badge
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: was like the hardest.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Well, we talked about it on Matt and Shane a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: little bit. We all have me, him, and... Everybody on
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: the team has a... Platinum Amex business cards.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: Now i never had a platinum.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: Man man let's see the yarn he's about i'm not
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: i'm not a businessman all right i don't really know
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: as a comedian where business expenses and life expenses stop.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a meal, for example. That would be crazy.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: And that would be also nuts, too, if I didn't
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: have a conversation with him in July about that. I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: was like, hey, let's just stop using the card.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I excessively overused the business card in the month of August,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: which Kevin didn't know about. It hurt his feelings, which
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I completely understand. I didn't know about it until I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: lost my credit card. I left my credit card in
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: a car, like in an Uber. I left my whole wallet.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: So I went on to the fucking Amex to like
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: make sure nobody was charging my card.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: And it was a very. Is that what got me?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Very. It's always something though. Very hefty. It was like,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: we're not even on tour. We're on tour. It's like,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: we travel six guys.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Six hotel rooms, six flights. It's like, it gets very high.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: It was 20 grand.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: That you alone had as your balance.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: And what, what percentage of that would you say was
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: legitimate versus illegitimate?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 9: Who the fuck is this guy?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not going to assume that you spent $ 20, 000 entirely.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: That would be a bad assumption.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: There's nothing business-wise. We literally, he has one to like, honestly,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: like Uber. So it's in his Uber account. Which is like, okay.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of Ubers.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: That's Cross Country.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: That's Cross Country Ubers right there. Thanks, Seth. Completely my fault.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Kevin was very gracious about it. I know that it
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: hurt his trust and all that kind of stuff. And,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: you know, I just, I turned in my card. No,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't even, yes. I didn't even ask. I didn't
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: ask for it. I just said, we need to, I said,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: we need to, I mean, after. And now I know.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: After like an hour and a half of screaming in
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: my house. I was like, I sent the text.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: You need to, you got to turn. I was like, hey,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: I got, I forget exactly what it was. It was
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: more like, hey, we need to talk about the Amex.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: When I get those from him, I know how much
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: trouble I'm in because it's so subtle and low. I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: just said we need to. talk about the Amex.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: $ 20, 000 in.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: The last 28 days is crazy.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: And you were like, no one man should have all
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: this power.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: I knew I was in trouble because he said, I
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: just wanted to get my feelings out about it. We
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: can move forward. And that's what I knew. I heard
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: move forward. I knew I was dead.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 7: Check out the patreon he did try for an hour
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: to flounder around a little bit.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: What made you guys say like let's make this content
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: as opposed to just like trying to.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Bury it we don't know how to do that man
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: that was my side I thought that he really wanted
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: this to be a hand I thought that was a
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: good idea let's keep this in house at a.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 9: Certain point you gotta protect the structure.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: That's what the politics corporate structure is all about.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: And also, you guys called the show Are You Garbage? Like,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: he's fucking feeding into the fucking ethos of the show.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: The fans weren't so pleased about it. Not at all.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Which I understand. No, yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: So what the fuck do they care?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: They were mad at you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: No, they were mad at him. Yeah, they were fucking
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: mad at me.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: I could see that both ways. Put your sweater back on.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: You're getting dumber.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: I could see that both ways.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: No, it.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: Was all me. It was just me being reckless.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: We don't know how to not.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: This is what we're doing.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Listen, it's been.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 9: We're showing ourselves.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: He's going through a transformative phase. It's been a very bumpy.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: Not that, but.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Other stuff.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: Sure, I know.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: I think I can say we spoke.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: We had a very intimate conversation. I won't leave it
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: at that.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Going through divorce, drug addiction, stuff like that.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm cool.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: He was looking for money. I'm pretty sure, dude. He's like,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: you got an Amex card?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: We spoke for a while.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was last summer. I was really going through it. Yeah,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: you were very... You gave me a lot of good advice.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: I didn't take any of it.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: What did he say to you? What was the advice?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: He said, get attractive. Get some veneers. Start shopping at
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: cool stores. I was the best you could offer.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: It worked.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: You did all those. He was fantastic. Francis is a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: good friend.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: I was glad we did speak. Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I just think it's like so it's so it's like
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: weird word to use, but like generous to be like, yeah,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: here's this fucking crazy shit that happens.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 7: This is what and this goes back to like it
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: kind of came to real feel. It came up on
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: it came up on Matt and Shane when we were
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: because it had just happened and we were away. And
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 7: it was like, well, we have to fucking we're promo
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: in the special. So I'm like, we have to.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 9: American Garbage on YouTube right now.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, check it out.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: I'm like, we have to just kind of– we got
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: to keep this in-house at the moment. And then he
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: kind of let it spill a little bit because it
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: was like tense.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's hard to keep it under wraps.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 7: It's hard to keep it under wraps, especially when we're
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: like two explosive idiots.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: We're not like– And he would have been so mad
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 10: at me that people would have been like, why is
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 10: Kevin being such a dick to– So that kind of
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 10: went– That's not fair to him.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: So like in the dealing with a lot of his–
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: we call them the bug man trials and tribulations over
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: the past.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Got a drug and alcohol problem. Two years or whatever.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: I had one. I still have. You know what I mean.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: We do. I'm clean and sober, ready to work. I
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: got movie offers coming in. You fucking black hole.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: You are a very good actor.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Very good. He's doing it right now.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: It is shocking.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm actually Asian.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 7: It came out on Matt and Shane, so we had
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: to then, it's not fair, we built our Patreon, top
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: 10 Patreon, no big deal, I would argue top five,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: on they get everything. On the episode, The Hard Feelings,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: the show we do on Patreon, they get the real
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: fucking feel of So to kind of mention it there
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: and then to not mention it on Patreon would have
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: been very disingenuous to what got us to, we call
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: them the homies, what the homies deserve.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: So we were like, I think it was also cathartic
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: for us because I'm like, I can't go on. It
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't cathartic for me. It was, which is cathartic for me.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: It was damning.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: Because I'm like, I can't go on and just have
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• 1:23:05
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• 1:23:08
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• 1:23:19
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  Speaker 6: No. No.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: on that shit? Yeah, we do. It's not like Frank
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  Speaker 5: No, Frank's not on that.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to Frank. Saw him downstairs. He looks amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, he looks good.
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  Speaker 2: He looks good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You guys gave him a very warm hello.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 6: And he.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't really know what to do with that.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't sure. Fuck, he's a goddamn superstar.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know us.
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  Speaker 5: Have you had him on your show?
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  Speaker 2: No. I would have him in a heartbeat.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys know him? No.
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  Speaker 6: I see.
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• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: his sodas one time this was like a couple years
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: ago when we were doing uh that friday night pints
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah and i i think i was i was
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: taking i think i was taking a shot at sobriety
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: then um Well, I have shot more of a kick,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: but he had like a fucking, you know, pineapple, frugal,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: frazzled soda that was left in there. And KFC, let
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: me let me have it. And then I was like
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: halfway through and I turn around. Fucking Frank was standing
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: there like fucking Ra's al Ghul. Oh, shit. He was
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: talking about the soda.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: I filmed his soda reviews at the time. And after
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: that incident, he started to put his sodas in a
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: cage like.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: A crab trap.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: And he would literally lock these sodas in a cage
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: that would fit inside the fridge. So they would stay cold,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: but he could pull out the fucking lobster trap of soda.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: You like a soda, Francis? Will you have a soda? Yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: I like to, on an airplane, I'll get a ginger
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: ale or something.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: I love a ginger ale on an airplane.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I love a ginger ale, too. I used to like
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: Bloody Marys on an airplane.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Get fucked up. Oh, I would just get the mix.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Mix is all right. Tomato juice is coming back a
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 6: V8.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Love a V8. Love V8. Love a V8.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: Could crush a can of V8 in a second. Delicious.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: You're clean and sober now. Yeah.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: How long?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: It's been six months since my last relapse. I relapsed
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: in Austin on tour. Not the best shows.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: Good for you, man, for being that sober, though, for
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: that long. Six months is something to be proud of.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so sober. Yes. But my behavior got a
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: lot worse over the summer and up until recently where
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: we had a, you know, I wasn't intervened again, but
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, you need to shift because, you know, the,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: what I was doing was just numbing what was really
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: going on inside of me. So my behavior got bad.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not having anything to numb that. Does that make sense?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 9: That's what the credit card thing happened was, was, you know,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 9: pretty recently.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Are you a therapy guy?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: I'm in therapy. I do two therapies a week plus
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: a group therapy. I got to start seeing a psychiatrist.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I have to start going to a, uh, monitoring place,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: a sober something, where I get tested every week just
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: for accountability. Yeah, that's good.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 9: And then I go to meetings and shit like that.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: I'm starting to work the steps.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Which I love. It's crazy. You would love that book.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: What book?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: The big book. The AA book. The Bible. You would
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: find it's fascinating. I'm sure I would. Yeah. I bet.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't put much stock in it until I
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: actually started reading it. And I was like, damn, this
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: is really well written and It's like a fucking Jedi guide. Crazy.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: When did you start losing weight so precipitously? Was that
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: in tandem with like that pivot you talked about?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably. Yeah, over the summer.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: It's weird when you're with them all the time and
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 7: then it's like you forget, like it comes off gradually.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: And then like you haven't seen them in so long
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: and you're like, oh yeah, I guess you did fucking
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: lose a hundred pounds.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: You don't realize.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: 120 pounds is really dramatic.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: Sometime, yeah, sometime after the relapse. Oh yeah, I went
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: on it and back on it in June.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: How far are you going to go with the weight loss?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: You're going to be like fucking Ryan Seacrest?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 9: No, I just want to be healthy and live long
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 9: and all that stuff. I mean, I'm still disgusting.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: My clothes are off.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: It's bad.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: So I know we're not sounding like that kind of thing.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: It's just I want to be healthy and be around,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: hang out with this guy and see my son.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: I'd love to see you get down to like 120.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 9: 120.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Ariana Grande.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: 120.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Just sharp. I'd like to get back to my high
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: school weight of 189. That'd be cool. Nice.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to, right now I'm just focused on
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: getting under 300, which I'm at 320 right now. Nice.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: One day at a time.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: That's sick. Frank's walking his dick. He'll do like 30,000
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: steps in a day though.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: He gets an insane amount of steps. Does Frank take
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: anything or does he do it naturally?
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: He's definitely, he's got to be hitting himself.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: He's got to be off the, off the juice. But 30,000
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: steps is, you're walking all day.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. You can't do anything but walk.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: No, it's literally a full day of hiking or some shit. 30,000 steps.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Like I've gone on like 14 mile hikes where it's
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: literally the entire day and that you end with 30,000 steps.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: Like he must be walking the length of Manhattan.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Is he walking to the work or something? No, he's
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: coming from Jersey. He's coming from like Nutley in New Jersey.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: Is he walking through the Holland Tunnel?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: He's got his Met stuff on.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: But there's people like there's Instagram people that will do 150,000
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: steps in a day.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. No shot.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 7: I saw he was trying to do New York and
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 7: he failed. Like trying to hit like 100 and something
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 7: a day.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: You have to work for like 24 hours.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: 24 hours?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You have to wake up and just start walking immediately
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: and just never... Like you don't sit down for more
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: than like 30 seconds.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: At any time. 150,000 steps in a day?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: I've seen multiple people do 100,000 and then I just
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: saw one guy do 150.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: There's got to be some sort of like cheat taking
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: shorter steps.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. That's wild. I mean, I have.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: 2 000 steps right now today.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: 20 to 23 hours would be 150 000 and.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 7: They know like halfway through like oh i can't get
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 7: there like the ones i've seen they're like i'm not
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 7: gonna make it really because they're like i'd have to
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 7: i'd have to increase my pay like i'd have to
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 7: make up 50 000 steps like i'm already behind.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: In the count so are they going home like yeah
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: the one.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: Kid the one kid like walked up from manhattan to
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: the bronx down to the queens before he got to
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 7: brooklyn he's like that's around i'm not.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Fuck i got nothing his phone didn't even start i
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: don't know how many i got It's the second phone
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: I've broken in like a month.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: I want to just go back and quickly add something
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: to a conversation we had earlier, which is that the
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: cool guy move at a restaurant, if you're with your
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 6: buddy and he'll do this, is you say, I have
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 6: to go to the bathroom. 100%. And you get up
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 6: and you give your card to the waiter so that
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: you avoid the whole conversation. And then when you're like,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: all right, let's hit it. Be like, wait, what about
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: the bill? And you're like, I took care of it.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: And you're putting your coat on and nobody can do anything.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: We're not hillbillies. Yeah, that's cool. That's how they did
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: it back in the day.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: To go back to another conversation we were having even
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: before that. Remember when you were talking.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: This is like the wrap-up show.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Remember when we were talking about fucking.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Please don't be about the credit card.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Remember when we were talking about... The AMX charges.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: Bring up amx.com and log into my account here. We
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: can go over it line by.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: Line if you guys like.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: When we were talking about trees falling through your French
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: boarding school.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: Or the camp, yeah.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: Your French boarding school.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: Do.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: Do you guys feel like trees ever fall during the
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: daytime or do you think that they only fall at night?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Because this is a hypothesis I'm working with that they only.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Fall at night. I've seen them fall during the night.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: I've seen a big branch fall yesterday. In the daytime?
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: It scared the shit out of me.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: So we're debunking my hypothesis.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: I like that. Not a full tree though. I like
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: the way you're thinking. That trees only fall at night.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: I would definitely argue more fall at night.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: But I think, I mean, I've seen it with my
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: own eyes. I've seen them fall during the day.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it wasn't the evening or twilight?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: I was at my neighbor's house. I was very young.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: And his older sister walked outside and a tree fell
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: and it landed like right at her feet.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: It almost got her.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 9: I would say for sure, though, more fall at night
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 9: than during the day.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 9: It's always you wake up in the morning.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Goddamn tree hit the Mahoney's house. Yes. You know? You
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: wake up and the tree hit the Mahoney's house. Nighttime
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: less than daylight.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: It's got to be just the weather.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: You're fucking crazy. What? Wait, you're saying the trees fall
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: more a day? No, I'm saying why is that?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: It's even statistically harder because there's less nighttime hours.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: It's darker.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: It's got to be the weather's got to be worse
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: at night.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: I just assumed you were arguing. But that doesn't make
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: any sense. That doesn't make sense either.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: It doesn't, but I think it's true.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: No, the weather is worse at night. He's got to
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: use his brain to get to something.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, that argument that there's less nighttime, I don't.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 6: agree with that okay because.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 7: We'll cut that then uh i mean it was heard
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 7: me nerds in maine it was like it's like dark
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 7: in from 4 p.m till.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Like sure that's more of an outlier i.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 6: Think there's a lot of parts well maybe whatever.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Tyler forgive me we're talking about new york city new
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: york new.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 11: York they're trees falling in new york trees do not
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 11: fall one yesterday more at night or during the day
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 11: they don't based on a strict biological schedule rather they
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 11: fall whenever weather conditions This fucking dumbass.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: They don't get it.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 9: They don't get the question.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: They don't understand what we're saying. We're too advanced for them.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: They don't understand this high level thinking.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: They definitely fall more.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: And they say AI is going to take over. Can't
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: even tell us when the trees are falling.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: I've never woken up to a driveway covered in logs.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 6: Fucking timber splinters.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: That is what it's like, though. It's like there's a
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 5: storm and you wake up and it's like someone just
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: shook the whole world.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just because we're not outside when they're falling
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: during the daytime because the storms are so bad.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: You'd be seeing them all the time. But we would
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: be seeing them all the time.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like you guys agree with me and I
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: appreciate that.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: I do agree.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 7: It did say the logs, they get wetter after a while.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 7: So it's raining all day and then at night they're heavier.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: So there you go.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: That makes sense. And they're not drying off because it's
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: so cold out because the sun's down. Now we're getting somewhere.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Now we're really getting somewhere.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the Instagram videos where they show
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: it looks like the trees are walking through the forest? Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: Love that.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: You guys are walked into the same algo.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: You follow Dave, too?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: The trees are walking?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: They show the above view.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: What type of Fantasia shit is this?
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: They're talking about ants.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 9: The trees are moving.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: Is this what we're talking about?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: The trees have legs.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: Those are actual trees that do move. I can't remember how.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Something with the root system. But I'm talking about videos
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: where it looks like the trees are like walking.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I love when the trees plug into the ground. I
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: feel like that's always happening in the Carolinas and shit
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Georgia and shit. They plug into the ground.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Where the tree, like the root systems like go into
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: the ground.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: Like external. Yeah. Like an external. Yeah.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: That shit is beautiful to me.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever seen that.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 9: They say that wood might be one of the rarest
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 9: things in the universe.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: Wood?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: Wood.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 9: There's nowhere that we can see in the visible universe.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: This couch is really debunking that. With the technology we have,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: that would show wood. There's only a certain amount of
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: planets in the habitable zone. There's only a certain amount
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: of planets that have... You know, carbon-based. Oh, okay.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying. I thought you meant like
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: here on Earth.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, I feel like that's pretty common. Trees?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: There's tables for what I think.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 6: Definitely less gold than there are trees.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: But isn't there, there's like gold in outer space, though.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: Tons of it.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: There may well be, yeah.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: But there might not be wood.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: That makes sense.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 9: Guns are gold and diamonds are a dime a dozen
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 9: out there.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: We got to get out to space.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: Do you know what I heard that I thought was
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: super cool this week, which I learned for the first
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 6: time and I have no idea how true or accurate
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: this is.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: If it's about something bad I did, please don't say it.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. I heard that Elon Musk, his whole
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 6: plan is to put the sort of data centers or
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: like the servers in space.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, I heard this.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 6: Because what makes those so expensive and difficult is that
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: they need to be cooled constantly. And that's why they
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: require so much water. That's why they're so environmentally unfriendly
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 6: or whatever. They eat up all the water for the cooling.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 6: But in space, it's like zero Kelvin. So they don't
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: need to be cooled. And if you just put them
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  Speaker 6: all in orbit or whatever, then there you go. There's
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 6: your storage and your servers.
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  Speaker 5: I dig it.
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  Speaker 7: And do you think you're saying that idea intrigues you? Well,
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  Speaker 7: I thought like, man, it's pretty cool to me.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, you can put them up there moduli with
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  Speaker 9: the reasonable rockets.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, correct.
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  Speaker 5: If probably tough to move a data.
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  Speaker 2: Where do you plug them in?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the plug?
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  Speaker 6: Is it just a big, long- I bet you could
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  Speaker 6: do some solar-powered stuff up there. Solar panels and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But the risk of those going down up there seems
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  Speaker 2: like it might be, at a certain point as we
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  Speaker 2: get more dependent on it, might be an issue. Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 2: That would be bad. I don't know. A lot of
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  Speaker 2: them are in Iceland, though.
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  Speaker 1: I think that in colder places, I think that they
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  Speaker 1: like to throw a lot of shit up there. That's
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  Speaker 1: why the internet's so good in Iceland.
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  Speaker 5: Hmm. The internet is great in Iceland.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get service everywhere. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you could be in a glacier and you'll be
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: able to get a notification on your phone.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty insane.
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  Speaker 1: But it's helpful because, like, if there's any type of, like,
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  Speaker 1: natural disaster out there, you're going to be able to
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: get the notification relatively easily.
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  Speaker 2: Sick. Because that cold ass- What are they, 6G?
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  Speaker 9: What are they doing?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got fucking tons of Gs out there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean- I mean, Starlink is really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Is that cool?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 9: They never get it on a plane.
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  Speaker 5: They added it to United. I just like seeing it.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like seeing it, too.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: United flights out. It's pretty damn good, too.
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  Speaker 1: It's just better to see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just nice to see. Who has it? When
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: does that take over everything?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: We can all get Starline. My folks just put it
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: in their house.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Do they have to pay for it?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You do? I thought it was free.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's expensive.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: It's expensive.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it was more than their other internet,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 6: which was constantly going out.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was supposed to be free internet for
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: kids in Africa or something.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave it to them. They're not billing the
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: fucking African kids.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: Mailboxes oh yeah you can get it like anyone can
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: get it now like you can just tap into it
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 5: i think you have to get like that little satellite.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Dish get the no receiver yeah that shit but it's
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: small doing that again no no no it's not like
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: the massive one it's just like an antenna it's like
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: a little there was like one guy in the neighborhood
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: you had those you're like what the fuck are they
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: up to and it's fuck it looks like a nuclear
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: weapon crazy Can you get an image of, like, the
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: receiver that you need? Oh, that's for Russian porn? Can
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: you put it on, like, a car and then have it? Yeah.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 5: People, like, bring it, like, camping.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: You can move it anywhere you want.
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  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: People put it on boats. It's not bad. That's not bad.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: No, it's pretty small.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: Ooh, look at that.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 9: Is that the way it looks? That thing's creepy as shit.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, fuck that. I don't like that.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can see it going in the sky. That's
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: just an illustration.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, you can see it moving.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 6: It doesn't actually shine the Olympic rings down on Earth.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: I'm out. If I saw some shit like that at
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: the end of the day, dude.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: That's what we need.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean, that would be cool if they
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: did that with the data centers. Or if they just,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: why don't they just use air cooling? I've always wondered
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: that as well.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: Well, you can still cool.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Blow on it like soup?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: No. Francis, if you got selected to colonize Mars, would
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: you go?
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 6: I have no desire or experience with space.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: You have no experience with space? Oh, that's news to me.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: Why would I go?
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: New York City stand-up comedian. Hey, thanks for yes anding that,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: by the way.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 6: I didn't even study, like... A little light on improv, too, huh? Huh.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to lie.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, you'd be a perfect, you'd be a good
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: specimen for it.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, I like this.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: If they were trying to get a comedian, you know,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: they always send up, like in A Stranger in a
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Strange Land, they send up a doctor. Yeah. And, you know.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: To start a new.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: A new.
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  Speaker 2: You run your own club up there.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a good idea.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 6: Sick of the woke bullshit on Earth. You know, you
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: can say what you want on Mars.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: Talk about zero walk-ins, huh?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: Thought there'd be more foot traffic.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Jerry um i think that that's uh i think we're.
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  Speaker 6: Good love it yeah yeah that was great thanks boys
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 6: what do we uh how can we find your most
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 6: important things going on right now well you got your special.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: We have a special american garbage which is on our
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: youtube page it is uh we filmed it in tampa
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: it's not a stand-up special it's us playing are you
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: garbage at the crowd the things that people share are
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: incredible and it's all celebrated and we have a great
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: time and It's very fun.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 9: American Garbage on our YouTube page.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 7: And we're also on tour right now. It starts next
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 7: week in Appleton, Wisconsin. Then we're going to San Jose,
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 7: San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 6: Mars.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: Mars. At Francis's Comedy Club. All dates and stuff. Tickets
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: are available.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: Philly.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: We're back in Philly. Shout out to Pars Casino. This December.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 7: All tickets available at RUGarbage.com.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thanks for having us, boys. Thanks, guys.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: Cool. That was awesome, fellas.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: I can't hang you in there.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: That was fun.