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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human protests.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughingstock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realizing that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offence is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  You know, but we. You guys don't get all the
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  conversations that we just had that we didn't didn't have for a
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  whole while and then say, oh man, we do a show.
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  Yeah. We should have said all this on
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  the air and. Here we are.
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  To do just that. Except we're not going to say
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  any of the same shit because we'll forget all the good
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  conversations we had. I got a list.
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  Canada elected the Liberals again, shockingly to everybody.
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  'S surprise. Yeah, surprise, surprise
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  apparently did. Apparently Craig and I even
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  talked at this on the Monday show and he actually called this
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  correctly. But there there was a big
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  speculation that, you know, this, this is going to be like
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  Canada's version of the 2000 election.
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  That's what like all the big, you know, media platforms were
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  saying turns out after after we got literally after I finished
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  the Monday show, why they called it so.
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  They elected a Carney, Sam. They want to.
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  Complain about Trump. They call Trump a Carney.
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  They literally elected Carney. Yeah, and.
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  It was a big proponent, might I add, of the MAID program.
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  And for those that don't know, the MAID program in Canada is
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  where you're poor or sad or sick and they tell you, hey, where
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  are they to kill you? Yeah, now I, I, I saw some of
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  this and he's. By the way.
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  I think all three members of your your humble panel here
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  would be offered the MAID program.
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  If we were in Canada. Especially after my incident in
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  in August last August. Oh, all.
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  All. All of us.
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  All of us would be dead. Now I'm not well, I've been poor
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  and and I've had, I've been depressed and said, and those
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  are reasons they give you why you should commit suicide in
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  Canada legally, of course. Have you ever read the the The
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  King in Yellow Guys? Any of the King in Yellow
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  anthology? I I have.
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  Is it weird that Canada has lethal chambers?
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  Isn't that fucking crazy that they have real lethal chambers?
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  Yeah, fucking insane. This was for those that don't
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  aren't familiar with the story. It's a series of stories about a
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  fictional story. It's really complicated.
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  But when you're reading through them, one of the notable things
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  is that in this sort of dystopian future, and now it's
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  in the 1920s, but he wrote it in the 1800s, right?
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  So it is a future. The government decides that they
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  should install what they call lethal chamber suicide booths in
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  every city in America for people that want to kill themselves so
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  that they won't be a bother to anybody anymore.
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  Canada does this now. Canada has actually taken this
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  fictional dystopian Horror Story and made it real.
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  And then they elected the guy that's the biggest proponent of
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  it. So Sam, he might be representing
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  the Red Liberal Party, but I consider this man the King in
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  Yellow, and that's not good. Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah, you're not. Just just sacrifice yourself
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  upon the throne of his power, guys.
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  That's, that's fine. Well.
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  Thank you. US Americans will just keep
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  living. We still have suicides here.
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  It's just that we don't encourage that kind of thing.
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  And matter of fact, I especially don't look if, if you think
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  you're, you know, if you're at that point in your life where
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  you think that you're, you're going to, you know, be better
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  off killing yourself, I want you to know that's not true first
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  and foremost, and that somebody out there will care.
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  Facts. But Canada, instead of, you
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  know, taking somebody in their time of need and telling them,
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  hey, there's more out here for you, what do they do?
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  Hey, we'll do a cute little funeral for you where your
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  family gets to be there at your funeral.
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  That's so fucking sick and morbid.
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  You know that that you know, they say that Canada doesn't
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  have a mental health crisis, but.
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  They kill all the crazy people. Well, yeah, that's exactly what
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  I was going to. That's what I was going to say
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  because rather than than actually try and deal with
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  people's, you know, mental health issues, they just.
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  They care. So little, but they'd rather
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  kill kill them off so. And like, our mentality of like
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  the opposite of that mentality comes from the fact of, of being
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  through struggle and seeing the other side and seeing that, you
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  know, there's, there's, there's magic and beauty in this world
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  that you have the chance to experience.
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  There's also pain and hardship and, and, and tough roads.
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  And, you know, Canada's oversimplification to that is,
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  oh, well, if you feel sad, you should just kill yourself.
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  I don't even consider it a proper country anymore after
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  that, Sam. I consider it an authoritarian,
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  authoritarian hellhole, totalitarian, insane.
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  I have a video right here on my rumble channel from when I was
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  doing Maxi in position where I reacted to Justin Trudeau and
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  the trucker protests. And I literally said that the
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  the government was fascist at that point.
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  And I stand by it. And I know, I know everybody
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  screams fascist, but he's literally using violence to put
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  down people protesting him. That is textbook fascist.
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  If I can, if I could go off on like a little bit of a personal
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  note. I, I remember like about a
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  decade ago or probably more than that, after I moved to Florida,
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  I was, I was in a very severe depression and I never, you
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  know, I never attempted suicide and I hadn't really even
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  considered it. But like, I was really, I was
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  kind of depressed to the point where like I didn't care if I
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  lived or died. That's that's a pretty common
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  thing, like an apathy, right? Yeah.
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  Like, just whatever, bring it on.
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  I've been through so much, it doesn't matter anymore.
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  Yeah. A lot of times, guys.
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  Feel that hopeless? Yeah, Go on, Sam.
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  And so, you know, in my one of the reasons people always ask me
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  why I talk about my uncle so much.
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  And it's because he was the one who kind of pulled me out of
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  that funk and who, you know, really, really believed in me.
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  And then a year later in 2015, he he passed.
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  And that was that was hard, but it kind of it kind of gave me.
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  He gave you that second lease on life that you needed before he
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  left, which is a really cool gift.
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  Yeah. And also like now since I've
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  started re, since I've started, you know, actually like, I mean,
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  I've been writing for 20 years, but since I've been writing to
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  like actually sell books, like now I go now whenever I now,
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  whenever I publish a book, I look back at that period of, you
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  know, history in my life and I'm like, wow.
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  It's sort of like your whole career in a way is dedicated to
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  him, too, you know, without actually being in all of the
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  books or whatever. Like, yeah, I, I definitely,
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  from what you've said about your uncle and the relationship you
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  had with him, I don't think you would be there putting out these
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  books if not for his encouragement.
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  For sure. It's with you all these years.
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  It's kind of, it's kind of surreal almost to it.
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  It's kind of surreal at times to be honest, but in but in a
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  really good but in a really good way.
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  So, But yeah, I just wanted to kind of explain that because
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  people have asked so. Well, this is the.
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  Topic that we kind of touch on a lot, men's mental health.
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  Look at most of our audience are males and they're over 25,
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  right? That's not a secret.
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  And yeah, life can be a struggle.
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  And I think if they're our audience, they probably know
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  that more than most people, right?
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  Because they're over here watching us.
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  Yeah, even people like, even people like, you know, John
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  Guanier, who's, you know, been around celebs and who has, you
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  know, been around, you know, all these famous people.
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  I can. Tell you that level of security
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  work can get very stressful. Yeah, yeah.
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  You know. You think you know?
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  You. Know most, most guys are you
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  know, they're, they're depressed because they get, you know,
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  rejected by rejected by women. Imagine getting, you know,
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  rejected by famous, you know, models or you know, torn down.
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  Or just having them organized like I yeah.
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  Some of. Some of the events that people
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  take for granted, like like, let's say, 'cause you know,
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  since we're, it's John, right? We could say specifically like
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  doing a, like a Mötley Crüe tour.
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  The amount of work and and hands on this that he probably engages
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  with to set up the tour, let alone to go on it.
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  Man, it's hard work. People think so the music
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  industry, like I can't speak for all of entertainment, but the
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  music industry, people have this notion that it's not a job, it's
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  a fun job, but it's still a job. To quote Everlast, like it is a
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  absolute. Like you got to work.
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  And if you're not the star on stage and you're more like in
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  John's position, making sure that the event goes off without
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  a hitch, there's actually less reward for it than the guy on
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  stage who's getting all the adulation, right.
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  So yeah, I imagine that he would get stressed out just by that
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  position. It takes somebody with immense
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  tolerance for these kind of things to even be successful in
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  those positions. I've worked under guys that do
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  that job. And yeah, you have to be able to
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  manage 10 things at once. You have to be able to smooth
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  over people having personal conflict.
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  There are all kinds of things that will happen that you don't
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  consider. And so, well, my point is, and
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  even the celebrities themselves, like a lot of famous musicians,
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  are super stressed out by this super duper.
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  Why do you think some of them kill themselves?
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  You know, it's it's a. Stressful job, it really is.
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  Yeah. Well, even like imagine.
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  Sam, if you had, every time you walked out of your house, you
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  have to be on as the Sam that they know from the show.
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  That's tough. Yeah, it it's it's.
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  I mean it, it is tough when you run.
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  Into a fan. Like that they, they expect that
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  you to be on the way. They know you, you know what I
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  mean? And I've seen it just drive like
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  maybe even mid tier celebs fucking crazy because they're
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  like, look, man, I'm just trying to relax after hard days of
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  work. They don't see that concert.
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  They, they, they just attended as a hard day's work because for
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  them it was very fun. But for the for the artist, they
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  got up at 8:00 AM, You know, if they're the type that like keeps
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  in good shape, they hit the gym early in the morning, they get
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  lunch, they're by they're at the venue by noon at the latest.
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  Right. And then not leaving the venue
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  until sometime around midnight. So it's a full days of fucking
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  work. And the whole time they're
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  backstage, what do you think they're doing?
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  Just sitting around having fun can get to you in any position,
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  whether you're poor, whether you're rich, the stress can
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  really can really get to you and Canada.
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  And and the reason I bring any of it up is Canada's answer to
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  that is, Oh well, you're stressed out, just kill
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  yourself. No Canada, fuck you.
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  It. It's, it really is fucking evil
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  and in my, in my opinion, to be honest, 1000.
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  Percent. That's fucking evil.
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  And we. Already have statistics?
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  Guess who takes them up on it the most?
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  Men by a. Lot.
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  Yeah, because men. Are already you know by a lot
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  killing themselves in in higher numbers than women.
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  That's always been the case I. Have.
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  AI have a really weird theory so feel free to blow it apart but
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  like honestly it did cross it. It did.
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  Cross my mind at one point that some of the, that some of these
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  young men who are open to, you know, transitioning are open to
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  it because they partially because they might think that
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  women have it easier and so why not none?
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  None of us are in like a high school scenario right now.
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  So we we do have to a little speculate like you're doing, but
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  it does seem that way, right, because the gay kids in my time.
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  Got. Convinced that they were gay
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  because in every other way they were not special.
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  Right, and and. In fact, a couple of classmates
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  from my high school that were part of the got back then, it
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  was like the Gay Straight Alliance or whatever, right?
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  And they came out and they said they were gay and they were,
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  like, using it as their identity.
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  And now they're married with kids, right?
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  Yeah. And the reason that they went
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  gay in high school was not because they were gay.
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  It's because they were basically losers and being gay.
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  But because the school put in a policy at that same time that
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  you can't make fun of anybody for being gay, they got immunity
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  from being made fun of. They got the teachers giving
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  them props, like, Oh my God, you're so stunning and brave and
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  all that. And so that's why they went gay.
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  That push that was there when I was in high school in 2000,
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  literally the year 2000, 2001, I think that push is not only
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  still there, it's more geared towards the trans side of things
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  and it's way stronger of a push than it was when I was there,
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  which is why only two guys in my class went that way.
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  And I talked to somebody who just graduated high school this
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  year and they said like like 10% of their graduating class was
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  trans, 10%. Yeah, there were.
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  There were a few. There were a few kids, you know,
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  in middle and high school. They weren't really, you know,
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  my friends. They were more just, you know,
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  associates mind. But but they were, they were
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  jealous of me because I was well liked and they thought was
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  because their perception was everyone was nice to me because
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  I was a, you know, a handicap, which there's a.
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  Little truth to it, and that's what they're latching onto.
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  There's a little truth. The people when you first meet
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  them are, are more open to you because you're in a wheelchair.
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  There's also people that have the exact opposite reaction.
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  Let's be real. But like, but ignore that
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  because I'm talking about what they're seeing.
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  What what they're recognizing is that when you go into a room and
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  you meet a teacher the first time, maybe they're a little
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  more open to you and talking to you as an individual.
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  But these guys, they're nobodies in the back.
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  They don't have anything about them that's special.
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  So they see that and they're like, why can't I get that?
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  But what? You don't realize is after that
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  initial encounter with the teacher.
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  It's your personality that makes them like you.
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  It's not the chair. They can't.
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  They can't do that math because they're only seeing what they
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  saw. And I can understand why they
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  would see a jealousy towards that of like, if I had something
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  like that, maybe I would get that level of attention too.
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  They're wrong. They're just wrong.
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  Yeah. And you know, and and I, I and I
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  under I and I, you know, and I understand also.
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  The. Trade off.
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  Of that, we've got the wheel. Wheel in the door, but we still
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  have to convert. Yeah, yeah.
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  And and not only that, you have a whole laundry list of problems
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  associated with being in a wheelchair that they don't have
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  to deal with, so they don't see the downside.
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  Exactly. Right.
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  I will say that like a lot of a lot of that, you know,
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  disappeared once I was in college.
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  Not that I really wasn't anyone, you know, obviously I moved to a
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  new state. So it was like all new people.
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  But like in in college that was that was one thing that was good
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  because I like a lot of my professors, you know, with the
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  exception of things for like tests and whatnot, didn't really
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  cut me any slack at all. In fact, like some of them, you
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  know, I think we're like went. A little harder on you because
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  they thought you had potential. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah. Absolutely.
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  And which is good. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I think, I think those teachers probably stand out to
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  your memory more than the ones that you kind of got along with,
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  you know, get along to get along.
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  But yeah, I, I see where these guys, they have nothing that
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  sets them apart. And so they see a wheelchair as
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  it sets you apart. And they're like, well, I need
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  something to set me apart. And once you know it, the
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  guidance counselor nowadays will be like, well, do you feel like
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  you're a girl that'll set you apart?
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  And they say, well, I don't know.
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  And they think about it. And the insidious part is most
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  of them have autism. And so when you put that thought
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  in their head, you're already poisoning the well.
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  Because. They're going to overthink and
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  overthink and overthink and overthink.
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  That's what autistics do. Yeah, same thing.
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  Same thing with the same thing with the girls who want to
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  transition as boys. A lot of them are like, well,
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  and you know, we, we've talked to this a bit before where
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  they're actually tomboys. But.
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  Because tomboys aren't allowed to exist anymore.
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  You know of young women think that they're yes.
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  You have to be. You have to be a pretty Princess
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  or you're not a woman, which is crazy to tell children, by the
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  way. Yeah, but.
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  That's what they tell them, and I'm I'm willing to bet that both
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  the male and female trans community, the level of autism
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  is probably the vast majority in both.
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  Yeah, no, I a few episodes ago on the fake untitled podcast, I
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  don't Remember Remember the exact episode, but like Craig
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  and Evan actually and and Steve, they actually that they found
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  some odd study that like basically confirmed that like
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  the autism rates were like extremely high among, you know,
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  the trans. And it, and, and it is because
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  when you put that thought, whether they're doing it
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  intentionally or where they think they're doing the right
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  thing or whatever you want to say, when you put the thought
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  into a young autistic child who doesn't even have a grasp on
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  what gender is yet's head, they'll overthink it.
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  That's what they do. That's part of autism, right, Is
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  that they overthink things and they get lost in their own head.
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  And part of the reason that, like, autism is such an
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  insidious problem for people is when they get too far away,
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  locked in their own head. You can't even reach them
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  anymore. You, you understand, Like
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  they're so in their own head that whatever you're saying
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  feels like schizophrenic gobbledygook to them.
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  Yeah, and that. Is why it's super insidious.
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  And then add to that in Canada, think about this in Canada, it's
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  like you could go go kill yourself or you could go trans.
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  That's basically how you get. Special points from the.
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  Government right? Yeah, and.
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  Wouldn't you know it what what community has the highest rates
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  of suicide of any Oh right, trans people.
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  And I don't I'm not saying that in a good way either.
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  I think that's. Pre or post surgery last I
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  heard. Yeah.
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  And it's awful. I, I, I think that you know,
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  these people who they get so wrapped up in this gender stuff
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  and then whatever sets them off, you know, the end result is
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  many, many of them attempt to or do take their own life.
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  And it's like, how do you even sell that to people?
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  It's like I've always said, Sam, I never understood the sales
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  pitch for crack. Right.
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  Because. I went.
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  To a crackhead's house one time because my brother thought he
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  could get us we I told this story and like the sales pitch
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  for him to sell us crack and because he went and bought crack
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  with our money instead of weed and then thought that we would
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  be cool with that and then we beat him up and stuff but.
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  He thought. Like, like, I'm, I'm looking at
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  this guy. He lives in like a literal crack
• 22:44
  shack. Right.
• 22:46
  That's a rooming house for crackheads.
• 22:48
  He has no possessions. He has no money.
• 22:51
  He's completely out of his mind. He's itching.
• 22:54
  Yeah. And he's like, yeah, you want
• 22:55
  some of this? And I'm like, what kind of sales
• 22:58
  pitch is that? No, I don't want to be an itchy
• 23:01
  crackhead. I it's the.
• 23:04
  Same thing with trans. It's like, what kind of sales
• 23:07
  pitch? You want to cut your penis off
• 23:08
  and then kill yourself? That's not a good sales pitch.
• 23:13
  Yeah, I they need. To come up with a better pitch
• 23:16
  than that is all I'm saying. I don't even get the I don't
• 23:20
  even get the sells pitch for like cocaine, honestly.
• 23:24
  And no. No, see, I get that one because
• 23:28
  I've been at parties. OK, cocaine.
• 23:30
  It'll be like there is a line. Everybody's having fun, they do
• 23:33
  it, they get a little rowdy crack.
• 23:38
  Not quite like that, because a it's not a side thing at a party
• 23:42
  anymore. It's not even a party.
• 23:45
  You need it to live. I mean, I mean, the, the people
• 23:49
  who want crack honestly should try like having cerebral
• 23:55
  cerebral palsy because like from my understanding, right, you,
• 24:02
  you get the jitters with crack. What what you get the jitters
• 24:05
  with cerebral palsy too. And you know, like sometimes you
• 24:11
  can feel like super just like high on energy just in general.
• 24:15
  Other times you can feel you know what's.
• 24:16
  Wild Sam has all those guys with cerebral palsy who are
• 24:20
  crackheads. Have you, have you seen this?
• 24:23
  Have you heard about this? Vietnam vets, maybe they don't
• 24:31
  have cerebral palsy specifically, but I know that
• 24:33
  they have like neurological conditions and do crack.
• 24:37
  Oh. Yeah.
• 24:38
  No, I, I know that. I I know.
• 24:41
  I've seen at least one guy that's probably got cerebral
• 24:43
  palsy doing crack before. Not that you should, you
• 24:48
  shouldn't, because that guy was very dirty.
• 24:50
  What it wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me.
• 24:53
  I I was like, we already. On PCP we doesn't need crack
• 24:56
  too, no. It.
• 24:58
  No, it it all seriousness like weed.
• 25:00
  I totally get the I totally get like the sales for weed.
• 25:04
  Like hey man, you you want to you want to relax?
• 25:08
  Yeah, I totally like Hit. This shit and you laugh at some
• 25:13
  cartoons and get hungry. There's a sales pitch.
• 25:17
  Hit this. Shit, hit this shit and you'll
• 25:19
  want to suck a Dick for more. Is not a good sales pitch.
• 25:24
  I mean, I guess it is. I guess it is in a way like.
• 25:28
  You'd be. Like Nah, Nah, I ain't never
• 25:31
  sucking no Dick. And they'll be like, this shit
• 25:32
  so good you will suck a Dick for more.
• 25:34
  And it's like, it must be pretty good.
• 25:37
  But no, no thank you. I, I, you know, I mean, I like
• 25:44
  my cousin. My cousin is an awesome guy, but
• 25:47
  not like that. So.
• 25:49
  Now we're back to Kanye. So yeah, I mean.
• 26:02
  Look. If you're struggling as a guy,
• 26:04
  if you're out there listening, hey, maybe hit one of us up.
• 26:07
  I'll tell you. I'll I'll call you pussy and
• 26:10
  then tell you to stop thinking like that and grow up.
• 26:15
  Yeah, he will too. I will.
• 26:21
  Well, because. Sam is like, there's a level of
• 26:23
  like, I've been through so much and not considered that option
• 26:28
  that I don't really respect people that take it.
• 26:31
  I respect. Somebody getting to the point
• 26:33
  where they feel like it's an option, but once you cross that
• 26:37
  line with me. Like I.
• 26:40
  Don't respect Kurt Cobain. You've noticed I've made a bunch
• 26:42
  of jokes about him killing him, so I don't fucking respect him,
• 26:45
  Yeah. No, I, I'm in.
• 26:46
  I'm in. I'm in the same.
• 26:48
  I'm in the same boat. I'm a I'm.
• 26:49
  A I'm about to offend people. I guarantee I don't care about
• 26:53
  the Linkin Park singer either. Same reason you killed yourself.
• 26:58
  He had kids man, fuck you. I.
• 27:01
  Fucking. Pussy.
• 27:03
  How fucking? Selfish are you to fucking end
• 27:05
  your end your life when you've got fucking kids, man, you're.
• 27:08
  Rich, you have a great life compared to most other people
• 27:12
  struggling and you, you and I get it.
• 27:14
  Hey, like I said, high pressure job, right?
• 27:18
  But he crossed that line with me.
• 27:20
  Once you fucking take your own life, I don't respect you no
• 27:22
  more. My whole thing, my whole thing
• 27:25
  is like my default life sucks a lot more than a lot of, you
• 27:32
  know, the guys who are like crying about, you know, suicide.
• 27:38
  Now don't misunderstand. I'm not saying my life sucks,
• 27:40
  but what I am saying is. Yeah.
• 27:43
  In comparison, the fact the. The baseline that Sam and I have
• 27:47
  is far worse than the baseline of a quote UN quote evil bodied
• 27:51
  person. And not only that, a rich and
• 27:53
  famous one. Who?
• 27:55
  Has. Millions of fans and sold
• 27:57
  millions of records. It's it's like and his life was
• 28:01
  much better than mine for fuck's sake.
• 28:02
  He was a multi millionaire respected artist with a
• 28:06
  wonderful family as far as I understood.
• 28:09
  Yeah, and. And yeah, so fuck Chester
• 28:13
  Bennington. Like, I know that that's going
• 28:14
  to upset somebody. I don't care.
• 28:17
  I don't respect him for doing that.
• 28:19
  And I don't respect him. Like his fanbase in particular
• 28:22
  was all kind of coalescing around his music, which was
• 28:25
  discussing themes of depression and alienation and all of this
• 28:29
  stuff. And what's the example he sets
• 28:31
  for them? He kills himself.
• 28:32
  Same with fucking Kurt Cobain. That's why I don't respect them.
• 28:35
  You set out a message of like, hey, I'm a guy out here dealing
• 28:38
  with my mental health issues and how you how you finish it.
• 28:41
  Your final message is just kill myself.
• 28:43
  No, that's not a good message at all.
• 28:47
  And it and. It invalidates anything other
• 28:49
  than anything you said. Anything Chester Bennington said
• 28:52
  in any of his fucking songs up till that point about being
• 28:55
  positive and getting through shit is invalidated by the fact
• 28:57
  that he killed himself. And I know somebody can be like,
• 28:59
  he didn't kill himself, it was a conspiracy and fuck you too.
• 29:05
  That that's why like look as much as much as some people,
• 29:12
  some people might think it's cheese, but that's why I repost
• 29:16
  Eric Bishop's, you know, motivational stuff a lot because
• 29:22
  yeah, he is a he is a depend on the.
• 29:24
  Show let's be real, he's expressed some of the hardship
• 29:26
  he's faced right here on the Whitfield report and there's a
• 29:29
  man going in trying to make other men have positive outlooks
• 29:33
  in life I respect Eric Bishop a lot for that reason I.
• 29:40
  I Ditto same. Here.
• 29:43
  And we know he's been through, you know, all kinds of stuff and
• 29:46
  even kind of downplayed some of it talking about his his
• 29:50
  struggles, let's just say. And, and he focuses on the
• 29:54
  positive. That's what I try to do.
• 29:56
  That's a message I can get behind.
• 29:58
  And when I see somebody like Chester Bennington, there's,
• 30:02
  there's others. Sometimes it's a drug OD.
• 30:06
  I don't. Consider it always a suicide.
• 30:07
  Look, Dave Brockie, may he rest in peace.
• 30:10
  Friend of mine, Odorous Yorgus from Guare.
• 30:13
  He died of an overdose. Is that a suicide?
• 30:16
  No. Should he have been doing
• 30:17
  heroin? No, obviously.
• 30:21
  But I don't. Put those in the same category
• 30:22
  either just so I still respect Dave Brockie.
• 30:24
  He he, he just made some dumb mistakes.
• 30:27
  Yeah, but. If you actively take your own
• 30:30
  life, you don't get my respect from me anyway.
• 30:32
  And maybe nobody cares. I'll tell.
• 30:34
  You. I'll tell you, I lost respect
• 30:37
  for and I was a big fan of his was Robin Williams.
• 30:42
  People got Roy mad when I hey. Now he's one of those edge cases
• 30:47
  I was talking about. He didn't actually kill himself.
• 30:51
  He was doing Otto is veronic asphyxiation.
• 30:53
  That's true, Sam. Oh.
• 30:56
  Yeah, I, I always, I always forget that.
• 30:58
  Joke. Like people think that's a joke.
• 31:00
  No, that's true. True, yeah.
• 31:03
  He didn't actually mean to kill himself.
• 31:05
  He was choking himself with a belt to get off he was getting.
• 31:09
  Himself off. OK, well, I don't, I don't
• 31:12
  understand that either. But like, OK, I guess I can I
• 31:16
  understand. That more than feet.
• 31:20
  True I. Actually don't, because if feet
• 31:23
  aren't going to kill you if you if you go wild with it, you
• 31:27
  know? I'm.
• 31:30
  Not a fan of either. I'm just a talking to.
• 31:32
  Two cripples here, Max. Yeah, that's true.
• 31:38
  Hey, this might be a booze. Yeah, it's.
• 31:40
  Out there in the audience, don't fucking kill yourself.
• 31:43
  The the the that might be a good be that might be.
• 31:47
  I'll. Call you back, I'll call you a
• 31:49
  nerdy. Bitch for bothering me with this
• 31:50
  bullshit. Sorry, Sam, the.
• 31:55
  Well, the, you know, the fee thing, That might be a good
• 31:57
  excuse to get Quentin Teen Tarantino on.
• 32:01
  Yeah, but. He likes 13 year old girls, so I
• 32:03
  don't know if we would want them on.
• 32:05
  Yeah, no. Yeah, that yeah, that's that's
• 32:09
  true. He.
• 32:10
  Likes feet and no, no, at least after never mind no.
• 32:15
  Like the worst moment in Howard Stern show history is fucking
• 32:18
  him. Howard Stern talking to him
• 32:21
  about how they like the fucking Olsen twins when they were like
• 32:24
  13. You fucking sick fox.
• 32:27
  Sick Fox. Yeah.
• 32:35
  What 13 year olds are hot? Fuck you don't say that the
• 32:41
  fuck. I like his movies but what the
• 32:46
  fuck you know. And then he defend.
• 32:49
  It's what it what it was as he was defending Roman Polanski
• 32:51
  when he said it. Of course he was.
• 32:54
  Of course. He was.
• 32:55
  Yeah, and he's like, yeah, she was 13, but she wanted it.
• 32:59
  It's like bro. Bro I.
• 33:04
  Don't even know how he keeps having big blockbuster movies
• 33:07
  after saying that. Yeah, me either.
• 33:13
  I I don't know. How Howard Stern still thinks
• 33:17
  he's like the clean guy now. And it's like you lusted after
• 33:20
  teenagers for years. You made people take off their
• 33:24
  sister's clothes for money. Because it's completely bent
• 33:28
  over for the fucking woke mob. Yeah, well.
• 33:31
  He has the ultimate trolls remorse.
• 33:33
  Howard Stern is like the biggest case of trolls remorse I've ever
• 33:36
  seen. You.
• 33:41
  Do that. Sam, I'm not my stupidity.
• 33:46
  I'm going to reaffirm it. You know, I actually.
• 33:49
  I am AI, am a troll, and I fucking own it.
• 33:52
  You know, I actually got to give Wolfgang Van Halen credit for
• 33:56
  going on Howard Stern because if, if I were a celebrity's kid
• 34:05
  and Howard Stern made fun of me the day I the day I was born, I
• 34:11
  wouldn't want to go on that guy's show, even if he was
• 34:14
  trying to suck up up to me. And you could kind of tell him
• 34:20
  that Wolfgang was getting annoyed just by being there.
• 34:24
  But he he went there and just out of professionalism.
• 34:27
  So props to him, I guess. Yeah.
• 34:31
  It's it's, it's shitty, you know, you go on Howard Stern,
• 34:35
  he's going to get you on some bullshit.
• 34:38
  But it's funny because people remember he didn't used to have
• 34:40
  celebrities on the show. And there's a famous, I just
• 34:44
  rewatched it, there's a famous like leaked staff meeting where
• 34:48
  he's like, look, guys, I can't have you dressing like you.
• 34:52
  You know, the like the you dress, you have to dress
• 34:55
  professionally. We can't be saying these kind of
• 34:57
  jokes. And we want celebrities to come
• 34:59
  on and shield their shit. And that's what we're going to
• 35:01
  do going forward. And I forget about that.
• 35:04
  But now that I had gone back and rewatched it, Sam, I realized
• 35:07
  why I completely wrote off Howard Stern at that point.
• 35:10
  Forever. Yeah.
• 35:14
  And that's, and that leaked video probably led to why Joe
• 35:17
  Rogan surpassed him in every metric.
• 35:21
  Yeah, because it's, it's just another Oprah.
• 35:25
  Howard Stern is just edgy Oprah. Now, he might, he might ask you
• 35:28
  about your sex life, which makes him edgier than Oprah, but
• 35:32
  that's it. You know what I mean?
• 35:35
  And this motherfucker, this motherfucker goes on the radio
• 35:38
  and says Joe Rogan hates women because he didn't want to lap
• 35:41
  dance. Bro, you threw salami at women's
• 35:45
  ass for years. Howard Stern.
• 35:47
  What the fuck? You think you're the you're the
• 35:50
  purity fucking captain now, if anyone.
• 35:53
  Is fucking misogynistic. It's fucking Howard Stern.
• 35:56
  Yeah, and he was proud of it, too.
• 35:59
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 36:01
  That that was the other thing, was him him accusing Trump of
• 36:05
  being a misogynist or something, you know?
• 36:12
  Yeah, it. Sucks Sam, because I, I did
• 36:13
  listen to Howard a little when I was growing up, but he wasn't
• 36:17
  like my favorite. I was like, Don Imus, Don Imus,
• 36:19
  you know, in terms of comedy, obviously Rush is not really
• 36:22
  comedy. No, but like listen, I I listen.
• 36:27
  I liked I liked Don Imus too. What I heard of him I one of my.
• 36:34
  Don Imus, famously the first cancel culture victim, for those
• 36:37
  that don't know. One of my, one of my, you know,
• 36:45
  influences too, I've mentioned this before is Adam Corolla and
• 36:51
  I, I have to say one of my, I guess one of my favorite moments
• 36:55
  was Howard Stern giving Adam Corolla shit because oh,
• 37:00
  podcasting will will never take off Adam, what the fuck are you
• 37:04
  doing wasting your time and. And it's.
• 37:09
  Crazy, because now everybody knows Adam Corolla more from
• 37:12
  podcasting than they do from Loveline.
• 37:15
  Same with Doctor Drew, they know him from other Loveline.
• 37:18
  See, we're talking about radio history, Sam.
• 37:20
  I think Loveline might have been the greatest radio show of the
• 37:22
  90s and early 2000s for sure. Not even a question.
• 37:27
  I would based on I've based on what I've heard as far as like
• 37:32
  archives, I would say you're probably true I.
• 37:37
  Used to every Saturday night when it would be on like late,
• 37:40
  you know, I'd stay up late just to listen to Loveline and smoke
• 37:44
  pot and people call in with the craziest questions.
• 37:48
  I'd. Love to do that, Sam.
• 37:50
  I'd love to have a show where people call in with their
• 37:52
  problems rather than call in to discuss politics.
• 37:55
  You could tell we just, I just said this before we went on the
• 37:57
  air, Sam, But I think it might even be like a catch phrase we
• 38:00
  use from now on because on the Whitfield report, we'd
• 38:03
  begrudgingly cover the news. I feel like that might actually
• 38:08
  become our. I feel like that might actually
• 38:12
  should become our catch phrase maybe.
• 38:14
  Why are we talking? About Canada, was this the topic
• 38:16
  that we wanted to talk about or did somebody ask you, hey, you
• 38:19
  should cover Canada? Some someone someone asked.
• 38:24
  You know how much? We love you guys.
• 38:27
  See, do you think? We want to talk about The
• 38:29
  Canadian. Election.
• 38:30
  Do you think we even really knew much about it?
• 38:35
  I, I've, I've said this before, Max, but like, after after rush
• 38:39
  passed, my enthusiasm for like covering politics kind of
• 38:48
  dwindled. Well, look at the.
• 38:50
  Two shows that you're doing now weekly.
• 38:52
  One of them you're talking about fiction writing and authorship,
• 38:56
  and the other one, we're doing a comedy show, so where we cover
• 38:59
  the news because they ask us to, but then we don't really like.
• 39:03
  Most of the time we don't care. Notice we haven't talked about
• 39:06
  the actual election. We.
• 39:08
  Talked a lot about the maid program and I called this guy a
• 39:11
  Carney because his name is Carney, but otherwise we didn't
• 39:14
  really say much. It is.
• 39:15
  Topical. It is topical though, too.
• 39:18
  So I mean, we have covered it. We've just done our own spin on
• 39:22
  it and we haven't even played the clip.
• 39:25
  I know you. Guys just standing there, look
• 39:27
  at how much of A sad sack he looks in that still frame too.
• 39:31
  This is. What you voted for?
• 39:33
  He looks tired of shit. Canada.
• 39:35
  Canadian Joe Biden, have you? Seen the Have you seen Sleepy
• 39:40
  Mark? Have you seen the I don't know.
• 39:43
  I don't know if it's an actual cover because I don't actually
• 39:45
  read Time magazine, but. Either does anybody else?
• 39:51
  Right. So take that.
• 39:52
  So take that with a grain of salt, but I did see a cover of
• 39:57
  of him on time of him flipping. Trump off which it if that, if
• 40:05
  that is an actual like cover. Wow.
• 40:08
  Like, yeah, like it's funny. Though, because the other guy,
• 40:12
  Pierre, he could have won if he if he'd have gone on I'm more
• 40:18
  like a Trump. But instead he hated Trump.
• 40:22
  He was It was a battle of who has the worst terrain to Trump
• 40:26
  Derangement Syndrome and Carney wins.
• 40:29
  And hell, he, Pierre even lost his own fucking seat.
• 40:32
  He yeah, I'm not a Trump guy. He's.
• 40:35
  Held for. 20 years, but he loves it.
• 40:38
  He's such not a Trump guy that he's out of politics.
• 40:43
  So there you. Go even Canada like you could
• 40:47
  have been, You could have been the I will work with Trump guy,
• 40:50
  but you chose not to and Canada told you what they thought of
• 40:52
  that. They voted for the other guy.
• 40:53
  That's not going to work with Trump because he's more brazen
• 40:56
  about it. Yeah, and they knew.
• 41:00
  Sam, they knew that he would work with Trump.
• 41:02
  That's the other thing about Pierre.
• 41:03
  They knew he would be more likely to work with Trump.
• 41:06
  They voted for this guy because he said he won't.
• 41:10
  Now, does that mean Canada is opposed to Trump?
• 41:13
  Yeah, I do. I think that that is what drove
• 41:15
  this election for sure. This liberal Progressive Party
• 41:21
  got more seats than they've ever got.
• 41:24
  That right? There tells you it was a Trump,
• 41:27
  one of those like, you know, referendum on Trump, or at least
• 41:32
  a referendum on how they're going to deal with Trump.
• 41:34
  Yeah, and they. Picked a Carney.
• 41:39
  They think a Carney's going to take Trump down.
• 41:41
  Let's go. Let's see.
• 41:43
  Let's see how great this new leader they elected is.
• 41:46
  Sam, let's judge this speech. It's got to be great, right?
• 41:48
  He's got to be one of the best orators we've ever heard.
• 41:51
  Yeah. Let's let's play this as I've.
• 41:54
  Been warning for months. America wants our land, our
• 41:59
  resources, our water, our country.
• 42:04
  Take it never. But these are not, these are not
• 42:08
  idle threats. President Trump is trying to
• 42:12
  break us so that America can own us.
• 42:16
  That will never, that will never, ever happen.
• 42:20
  We are once again one of those hinge moments of history.
• 42:24
  Our old relationship in the United States, a relationship
• 42:27
  based on steadily increasing integration, is over.
• 42:33
  The system of open global trade anchored by the United States, a
• 42:38
  system that Canada has relied on since the Second World War, a
• 42:42
  system that, well, not perfect, has helped deliver prosperity
• 42:47
  for a country for decades, is over.
• 42:52
  These are tragedies, but it's also our new reality.
• 42:57
  We are over. We are over.
• 42:59
  The shock of it is. Over, says new Prime Minister,
• 43:03
  Never forget the lessons. But.
• 43:06
  You're going. To take the floor, go go ahead,
• 43:08
  try to look out for. Ourselves.
• 43:10
  Without us and above. All we have to take care of each
• 43:15
  other, I, I. Love real quick.
• 43:17
  I love how like the how like the clearly not scripted people at
• 43:22
  all. I was just like shouting thing
• 43:25
  things out. You know, people think that
• 43:31
  Trump's rallies are wild. Nobody blurred stuff out like
• 43:37
  that at like Trump rallies. I've known so and my.
• 43:49
  Message to every Canadian is this no matter where you live,
• 43:53
  no matter what language you speak, no matter how you voted.
• 43:57
  You. Can kill yourself too.
• 44:00
  Oh wait, I will. Always do my best to represent
• 44:04
  everyone who calls Canada home. I.
• 44:07
  Will be myself breaking overnight.
• 44:09
  Stunning political comeback thanks to and at the expense of
• 44:14
  President Trump. Canada's Liberal Party, led by
• 44:17
  Prime Minister Mark Carney, declared victory overnight
• 44:20
  despite being really left for dead several months ago.
• 44:24
  But then Donald Trump took office, targeted Canada with
• 44:27
  tariffs and threatened to annex it as the 51st state.
• 44:33
  America wants our land, our resources, our water, our
• 44:38
  country, Yeah. Give it bitch.
• 44:41
  Never. But these are not, these are not
• 44:45
  idle threats. President Trump is trying to
• 44:49
  break us. We go get you that America can
• 44:52
  own us. That will never, that will
• 44:55
  never, ever happen. That was the main campaign issue
• 45:01
  and this is what Donald Trump has said about Canada over the
• 45:04
  last several months. Real quick, this is This is
• 45:09
  footage from CNN too for those not watching.
• 45:14
  Yeah, and I met. He is going to say all those
• 45:17
  things and we're going to laugh at each and every clip, right?
• 45:20
  Yeah, OK. And we?
• 45:23
  Can't let him take advantage of the US.
• 45:25
  What? I'd like to see Canada become
• 45:27
  our 51st state. Canada only works as a state.
• 45:30
  It doesn't. We don't need anything.
• 45:31
  They have, if you look at a map, they drew an artificial line
• 45:35
  right through it between Canada and the US.
• 45:38
  If we make it in the United States, we don't need it to be
• 45:40
  made in Canada. We'll have the jobs.
• 45:42
  That's why Canada should be our 51st state.
• 45:45
  So when I say they should be a state, I mean that.
• 45:47
  I really mean that because we can't be expected to carry a, a,
• 45:53
  a country. I do like the, oh, Canada,
• 45:55
  right? It's a beautiful thing.
• 45:57
  I think we're going to have to keep it for the 51st state.
• 46:00
  I call him Governor Trudeau. Right.
• 46:03
  How based is any of that like wrong though?
• 46:10
  Like I I get that it's CNN and they're trying to like, you
• 46:13
  know, play all these clips to to be like, Oh my God, Trump is so
• 46:18
  bad. But yeah, I'm not that's.
• 46:22
  Not what I got, I'm not. Getting that at all?
• 46:27
  Let's see, is there any? OK, well the well, the rest of
• 46:33
  the. Same shit again.
• 46:35
  You know mainstream news. Sam is a lot like a Dave video.
• 46:41
  Did you notice this? They say the same thing about
• 46:44
  three times in 20 minutes. Yeah, so 3 minutes out of a 10
• 46:53
  minute clip. OK, Yeah, we pretty much watched
• 46:55
  the whole thing because 3 minutes.
• 46:57
  Of CNN is a lot. Yeah, props to props to the
• 47:04
  props to the audience, but imagine working.
• 47:06
  In one of those fucking airports where they have CNN on round the
• 47:10
  clock. Oh my God no.
• 47:12
  I wonder if airport staff has a higher suicide rate than the
• 47:16
  general population. Can I?
• 47:18
  Can I tell a can I tell a story about that?
• 47:21
  My one of my best friends from from middle school, he he used
• 47:26
  to work airport security in his 20s.
• 47:30
  He used to be a he used to be a Democrat, but he got so sick of
• 47:35
  CN NS bullshit that like he didn't, he didn't support Trump
• 47:40
  the first. He didn't support Trump the
• 47:42
  first time. Max, I swear to God my friend Ty
• 47:48
  is now Mr. MAGA because CNN drove him to become.
• 47:57
  Yep, Mr. Bag and not. Even I'll tell you it's not even
• 48:01
  just like CN NS programming at that time, like the news part or
• 48:05
  the OR the talking. Head even.
• 48:08
  The other shit like Nancy Grace, is there a more irritating news
• 48:13
  based or talking head on anything than Nancy fucking
• 48:18
  Grace? My God, is that woman
• 48:22
  insufferable? That goes worse.
• 48:27
  More. Said Rachel Maddow.
• 48:29
  Or mad cow and no. Because.
• 48:31
  I'll say why I think no, she's she's less insufferable because
• 48:36
  at least you know, she's an ideological talking head.
• 48:39
  Nancy Grace is talking about real tragedies and real crimes,
• 48:43
  and she just baselessly accuses people of everything in the
• 48:46
  world. She's the.
• 48:48
  Worst, there's no one worse than her.
• 48:52
  Not even Tim Poole. No.
• 48:55
  Again, these are political people.
• 48:56
  She's not a she's like a true crime person.
• 48:59
  That's why she yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I got you.
• 49:03
  She only covered. Court case type stuff and then
• 49:06
  she would say the like she would.
• 49:08
  She slandered so many people and never once.
• 49:11
  She slandered the shit out of Trump on multiple occasions.
• 49:15
  Yeah. That.
• 49:16
  Bitch. Well.
• 49:19
  Yeah, well she was all. She was also one of those Judge
• 49:23
  Judy RIP offs to at some. Time.
• 49:27
  But that was after what I'm talking.
• 49:28
  You're just too young to know the the full extent of the Nancy
• 49:32
  Grace problem. Morpheus.
• 49:34
  He probably knows what I mean, but I can see you saying Rachel
• 49:38
  Maddow instead of her. But they're both very obnoxious.
• 49:43
  Facts. Yeah, I yeah, I'm and I'm, I
• 49:47
  wasn't, I'm no Nancy Grace fan either, so yeah, yeah, but like.
• 49:53
  You would have been a kid during the time when I really fucking
• 49:56
  hated that bitch. Yeah.
• 49:59
  And then? Some it's even it's it's worse
• 50:02
  because I everybody seemed to talk about because Casey Anthony
• 50:06
  came back on the Internet recently.
• 50:09
  Nobody seems to forget that the reason she got off is because
• 50:12
  Nancy Grace spewed so much bullshit.
• 50:16
  Yep. Yeah, yeah, That is, that is
• 50:19
  true. I I, you know what?
• 50:21
  You're you're right. I do.
• 50:22
  I do remember. Holy shit that that was one of
• 50:26
  those. Insistence on Casey Anthony
• 50:28
  being convicted, that she would say anything, anything not true,
• 50:33
  doesn't matter. To try and get the to try and
• 50:36
  sway the jury. That's what Nancy Grace was
• 50:38
  doing, make no mistake about it. And it worked.
• 50:42
  Yeah, you're you're made them. In the other direction, they
• 50:45
  were like, well, I'm hearing all these lies come out, so I can't
• 50:49
  trust anything that I'm seeing now.
• 50:51
  So they took the story of the crying girl who said Daddy beat
• 50:54
  me up and molested me. That's what.
• 50:57
  Happened. Nancy Grace overplayed her hand
• 51:00
  so hard and so demonized that woman.
• 51:02
  The people were willing to give her the benefit of a doubt, and
• 51:05
  she absolutely killed that little girl, whether by
• 51:09
  accident, whether on purpose, she killed the little girl and
• 51:12
  covered it up and got away with it because Nancy Grace has a big
• 51:16
  fucking mouth. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
• 51:19
  God, I, I that that was one of those things where like I, I was
• 51:24
  so infuriated by that that I my brain purposely dumped that
• 51:29
  Nancy Grace was involved because I was just so so not to mention.
• 51:35
  Blaming WWE for the Benoit incident.
• 51:38
  Not to mention, like all kinds of shit that she did and and
• 51:42
  said over the years that just like, yeah.
• 51:45
  Affected. Legal cases Sam The woman
• 51:47
  affected legal cases because she had such a big platform.
• 51:51
  Yeah. I, I couldn't go on enough about
• 51:54
  how fucked that bitch is she A, everybody's always guilty in her
• 51:58
  mind. If they're accused, they're
• 52:00
  guilty. And B, even if they're not
• 52:03
  accused, she'll accuse somebody that that woman was did more
• 52:10
  damage to our judicial system through the her pulpit on CNN
• 52:14
  than any judge. She.
• 52:18
  She's the way. She's the reason true crime
• 52:20
  heads think the way they do about cases now where they
• 52:22
  assume guilt. That that.
• 52:26
  Was that was an effect that she had on the wider population of
• 52:30
  just assumed guilt, Especially if it's it's somebody's accused
• 52:33
  of being a pedophile, you're they're definitely guilty.
• 52:35
  They got accused. Yeah, that's.
• 52:38
  That's why we get because of anything, it's automatically
• 52:44
  guilty until people are innocent.
• 52:47
  No, that's a Nancy Grace. She definitely had that effect
• 52:50
  on a lot of younger people because they saw this on a
• 52:53
  mainstream news channel. This was treated as normal
• 52:56
  discourse. So it's, it's so Nancy Gray is,
• 53:02
  as far as I can tell, she's the reason why all the why, why all
• 53:07
  the wine moms are. Yes, yeah.
• 53:15
  And she also though, got that wine mom mentality and passed it
• 53:18
  down, at least for two generations worth, that's why.
• 53:22
  They feel. That.
• 53:22
  Way too 'cause they grew up watching her in her.
• 53:25
  Kind of. If look, if you were into big
• 53:28
  news stories as a teenager in the 2000s, you would watch Nancy
• 53:32
  Grace, even if you hated her like I did sometimes it was the
• 53:36
  only place you would get updates on like whatever trial was like
• 53:40
  when OJ got rearrested for the stealing stuff and all this
• 53:43
  stuff. And like, she was right about
• 53:45
  OJ. I'm not going to sit here and
• 53:47
  deny that she was wrong about OJ and that he actually was
• 53:50
  innocent. No, he wasn't innocent.
• 53:52
  However, she took that sort of West of like she was right about
• 53:57
  OJ and then she just assumed, OK, I'm right about everything
• 54:01
  ever. And she never apologized for
• 54:04
  being wrong, right? She paid out money for slander
• 54:08
  cases multiple times, didn't even apologize then, You know,
• 54:13
  and and people wonder why Trump when he came in, said that there
• 54:16
  should be like, that's a slander laws and libel need to change.
• 54:20
  It's because if you're if you're in the public eye, Sam, people
• 54:23
  are allowed to say almost anything about you without any
• 54:26
  consequence. You know what I mean?
• 54:29
  Yeah, now. I could point out.
• 54:32
  That, Yeah, you know, you'll say, hey, Max, you said some
• 54:35
  stuff about Diddy. Well.
• 54:37
  OK. And at the time I said it, a lot
• 54:40
  of that stuff would fall under that category, right?
• 54:42
  But now he's been arrested. There are charges.
• 54:45
  The backup, what I'm saying, which by the way, I've never
• 54:49
  accused him of doing anything that I witnessed because I
• 54:52
  didn't. I was, I told you I refused to
• 54:55
  work any of those parties I've been offered.
• 54:59
  I said no. I heard that some wild shit goes
• 55:01
  on out there and I can't keep my mouth shut, right?
• 55:06
  Simple as that. Yeah, However, why did I?
• 55:11
  Know to say that well, because the old timers would fucking
• 55:14
  tell stories about what happened at these parties and yes, I
• 55:17
  heard about the freak offs and yes we heard about the shit that
• 55:20
  happened to Justin Bieber and yes we heard about all this shit
• 55:23
  and more that's not even coming out probably because nobody's
• 55:26
  making the accusation publicly. So I knew that there's something
• 55:29
  going on there and I said it. And so maybe that violates my
• 55:32
  own rules, but at least there is now charges to say that I didn't
• 55:36
  just make this up out of thin air.
• 55:39
  The law. Agrees that there is enough
• 55:41
  suspiciousness around this to take him to trial.
• 55:43
  They put him in jail. But you.
• 55:46
  Could say that about any fucking celebrity and the odds of them
• 55:49
  suing you are pretty slim because they'll lose.
• 55:56
  There's things that are just hard to prove or hard to prove
• 55:59
  that you meant malice by saying it or on and on and on.
• 56:03
  Like if you really believed what you're saying, that's not libel
• 56:07
  or slander. So it's it's tough, but man, if
• 56:10
  you're if you're a well known public person, anybody can say
• 56:14
  what they want about you. Well, you.
• 56:15
  Know I I know, I know. Shmuley really does believe that
• 56:18
  I use PCP. And let you walk.
• 56:24
  Oh, that's not another out, is it?
• 56:26
  Was an obvious joke, right? That's an out, too.
• 56:31
  That's. Most, yeah.
• 56:32
  And that's why I say whatever I want.
• 56:33
  It's because I'm just going to say it what it is.
• 56:37
  I just joke a lot. I think.
• 56:40
  I think I say so much insane shit on this show that it is
• 56:44
  fair to assume that you shouldn't take any of it
• 56:47
  seriously, ever. Well, why do, why do you think I
• 56:52
  just sit here and laugh at like a lot of this stuff that, you
• 56:56
  know, because. Everything's so God damn serious
• 57:02
  nowadays, like. Fuck's.
• 57:05
  Sake how? How is everybody so serious when
• 57:08
  God has blessed us with so much natural comedy in the world?
• 57:14
  Yeah, you know there is there is a lot of natural comedy and
• 57:20
  you're right that the world is too serious back.
• 57:23
  But there is one thing that folks should be serious about
• 57:26
  and that's purchasing a copy of The Night at the Vigilante,
• 57:32
  which is serious business covered as we've.
• 57:36
  Said it's it's proven in my studies to increase IQ, your
• 57:42
  performance in bed and your attractiveness to ladies.
• 57:45
  Also, if your hair is thinning, I've heard that reading this
• 57:49
  book might help stop or even reverse the process.
• 57:52
  Sam. I've heard that too.
• 57:55
  Also, I, I've heard, and I don't know exactly the the numbers on
• 58:03
  this, but I've heard that the, that the Western Outfitter
• 58:08
  stores have started selling out of like ponchos and cowboy hats
• 58:13
  because everyone, everyone wants to look like Jason Miller now.
• 58:17
  So you know. A.
• 58:20
  Fashion icon. Yeah, so go and pick up.
• 58:28
  Go and pick up Night Vigilante available and Payback ebook and
• 58:34
  Audible. Shout out to Craig who picked up
• 58:41
  a copy. I know for a fact and shout out
• 58:46
  to Jason and to all the to all the anonymous people who also
• 58:54
  picked up a copy in April. We really appreciate you as
• 58:58
  well. And please give a five star
• 59:02
  rating and review on Amazon. That really helps if.
• 59:06
  If you feel it deserves it, and I do.
• 59:11
  Look if you. Think it's bad?
• 59:12
  Give us a one. We're not going to cry about
• 59:14
  give. Well, give him a one if no one's
• 59:16
  going to cry about it. But if you liked it, give us
• 59:20
  that five star. It really helps.
• 59:22
  Yeah. If you've actually, if you've
• 59:25
  actually read the book I. Don't want to people to think
• 59:29
  people to think we're like forcing people over there to do
• 59:31
  reviews. No, those reviews, there are no
• 59:33
  pressure and they're all real on any of Sam's books as far as I
• 59:37
  can accept the one that says he didn't buy it and he didn't like
• 59:40
  it. Right, which which I actually I,
• 59:43
  I, I do want to say people. And and.
• 59:47
  I have said this before, people like oh, you deleted it because
• 59:51
  it was bad review. No, I I deleted it because it
• 59:54
  was a fake, because it was a it did.
• 59:57
  It yeah, it didn't. It the person hadn't purchased
• 1:00:00
  the book or read it through the unlimited program.
• 1:00:02
  That was noted. The person also didn't mention
• 1:00:06
  anything to do with the story, the characters or anything like
• 1:00:08
  that. They just attacked you
• 1:00:09
  personally. And we know who it was.
• 1:00:13
  But every other review I've seen on there is really good and
• 1:00:16
  they're all real. And we wouldn't, we wouldn't get
• 1:00:19
  rid of a RAD review if somebody actually read the book and.
• 1:00:23
  And, and Richard and Richard Maverick, author of Our War of
• 1:00:27
  the Our War series, shouted to him.
• 1:00:32
  He's done the, he's done the same thing with his book series.
• 1:00:36
  He also sent me this cool challenge coin, which, you know,
• 1:00:45
  I maybe I should take that. Maybe I should take it out of
• 1:00:47
  its protective sleeve just to show.
• 1:00:51
  Yeah. It didn't have the best look on
• 1:00:54
  your camera because of the green screen effect.
• 1:00:57
  The the. Rapper.
• 1:00:58
  You're right, the rapper kind of obscured it a little.
• 1:01:02
  But. Don't open it if you're not
• 1:01:04
  supposed to. Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Well, there's there's a photo on Twitter and Instagram that I've
• 1:01:12
  posted. It is a.
• 1:01:15
  It is. A Annie sent me in this patch
• 1:01:18
  too, which is more visible. That's cool.
• 1:01:25
  It says losers, which is kind of his swat of characters.
• 1:01:31
  Which? Is a base name for an outfit.
• 1:01:35
  Yeah, he his, his characters are very kind, like punk rockish,
• 1:01:44
  very 90s, like grunge esque, but they're all paramilitary.
• 1:01:49
  It's a it's it's a cool series. So.
• 1:01:53
  Well, since we're doing cheap pops and cheap plugs tomorrow,
• 1:01:58
  season 7, I never thought I'd get that many seasons of
• 1:02:03
  cringing over coffee begins. I put a.
• 1:02:06
  Lot of work into this one, even though it's a topic I wouldn't
• 1:02:09
  normally do, but it's been requested by several people.
• 1:02:12
  We're going to take a look at history of both I Dubs and Sam
• 1:02:15
  Hyde, 2 desperate Internet figures on a collision course at
• 1:02:20
  one point and then the aftermath.
• 1:02:23
  And for. On the one hand, some people
• 1:02:26
  aren't as familiar with Idubs, or they are, they just want to
• 1:02:29
  see go over that. On the other hand, a lot of
• 1:02:31
  people aren't as familiar with Sam Hyde, particularly his older
• 1:02:33
  work, as I am, and so I will hopefully share some fresh
• 1:02:37
  comedy with people. I'm obviously biased, I make no
• 1:02:41
  apologies for that. Idubs is a massive cock.
• 1:02:45
  Facts. Sam Hyde.
• 1:02:48
  It's interesting, Sam, you might think that he's like one of my
• 1:02:51
  influences, right? But it it's quite the opposite.
• 1:02:54
  By the time I found Sam Hayde in like 2014, It's just that we
• 1:02:59
  have similar styles and I'm certain of it.
• 1:03:04
  It's because he's from Rhode Island and I'm from close to
• 1:03:07
  Rhode Island. It's basically a SE Mass Rhode
• 1:03:11
  Island sense of humor. Well.
• 1:03:13
  People think that like. Sam.
• 1:03:18
  The the one thing I always hear people say is that like Jesse is
• 1:03:24
  a is just aping pot awful. And I don't know.
• 1:03:31
  I don't know. I've thrown.
• 1:03:32
  Jesse around the same time, yeah.
• 1:03:36
  Well, I I've seen to be fair, I've seen more content of
• 1:03:39
  Jesse's and Jesse seems to be more of like an original like
• 1:03:46
  that's. Because Jesse's doing a podcast
• 1:03:49
  and Sam Hyde never did until very recently.
• 1:03:52
  And it's a very different kind of podcast.
• 1:03:54
  Sam Hyde was more of a traditional comedian.
• 1:03:57
  Sam Hyde did skit comedies. He did stand up.
• 1:04:00
  There's some that's and that's what we're going to look at.
• 1:04:02
  We're going to look at the some of his stand up routines that
• 1:04:05
  are a bit fucking edgy, not going to lie.
• 1:04:08
  We're going to be looking at some of his old skits.
• 1:04:10
  I'm going to try and avoid. He did have a show on Adult
• 1:04:12
  Swim. I'm going to try and avoid that
• 1:04:14
  one simply for copyright purposes.
• 1:04:17
  But you know. $1,000,000 Extreme Presents World Peace was on
• 1:04:22
  Adult Swim for a full season and then it was the most popular
• 1:04:26
  show too and it got cancelled because people called Sam Hyde a
• 1:04:29
  Nazi which is also not true and I'll get into that on the show
• 1:04:33
  as well. But yes, if you're interested in
• 1:04:36
  you don't know much about idubs or you don't know much about Sam
• 1:04:38
  Hyde or both, that's going to be cringing over coffee.
• 1:04:41
  Obviously with the new intro that I created, and we'll be
• 1:04:44
  doing that tomorrow night. Prime time 8 or 10, I'm not sure
• 1:04:50
  yet. And then also second episode,
• 1:04:52
  cringing over coffee. Little more to the point,
• 1:04:55
  something I'm not delved into before we're going to talk about
• 1:04:58
  Juggalos. Sam, I'm going to be looking at
• 1:05:04
  there is a guy, a hipster, that made a 40 minute video saying
• 1:05:07
  that ICP and Juggalos are racist.
• 1:05:11
  So that'll be. Fun and we're going to watch the
• 1:05:13
  big money Hustlers movie, which I have permission to watch.
• 1:05:17
  So that's. Episode 2 cringing over
• 1:05:19
  Juggalos. I got.
• 1:05:22
  Other stuff in the works, Sam, but that's the big focus this
• 1:05:26
  week. We're coming hard, cringing over
• 1:05:30
  coffee. And, and the one thing that I
• 1:05:33
  was playing with last week, I was just talking to say I'm off,
• 1:05:36
  off the air, not this Friday, but next Friday we're going to
• 1:05:41
  start moving Bits and bones to Friday nights, 10:00 PM instead
• 1:05:45
  of Sundays. That's right.
• 1:05:48
  So. Bits and bones 3 point O now?
• 1:05:50
  Or is it 4 point O? No, it's pretty. 3 point O.
• 1:05:55
  Yeah, Yeah. Well, I'll be.
• 1:05:56
  I'll be I'll be spitting out some new fucking music for that
• 1:05:59
  as well. Awesome 'cause I I need, I need
• 1:06:03
  some of y'all guys to just yell bits and bones though, that
• 1:06:06
  would make it so sick. I'll fucking.
• 1:06:08
  Affect it up. Bits and bones.
• 1:06:12
  Well, I'd like. Like I have a vision in my head
• 1:06:14
  of the kind of vocals I want where it's going to be like a
• 1:06:17
  like a metal and then put all kinds of like filters on it and
• 1:06:23
  then some really hard metal plays.
• 1:06:25
  I can't. I kind of have like I'll
• 1:06:27
  probably do. The scream myself, don't worry.
• 1:06:30
  No, I, I, no, I, I can, I can do, I can do a scream.
• 1:06:33
  Mine would be more like punk rock where it's like bits and
• 1:06:36
  mountains bits and mountains, bits and bounds or something
• 1:06:39
  like that. So but I'll.
• 1:06:44
  Have something by next Friday as well.
• 1:06:48
  I am doing some variation of it, whether with other people or
• 1:06:53
  not. We're going to do some variation
• 1:06:55
  of Right to Offend theater, which would be trying to bring
• 1:07:00
  to life independent productions, short stories and small scripts.
• 1:07:07
  So if anybody wants to donate a script or a short story for us
• 1:07:13
  to read and potentially even animate, that's what we're going
• 1:07:17
  to be doing a lot of. Doesn't matter.
• 1:07:22
  What kind of story, Just to be clear, It doesn't.
• 1:07:24
  It could be fantasy, it could be horror, it could be thrillers.
• 1:07:27
  It's just whatever. Short stories, yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Or. Script scripts are also like a
• 1:07:32
  screenplay is also viable, but it has to be short.
• 1:07:36
  Yeah, I, I've got, I've got some premium content coming in this
• 1:07:43
  this month as well. I know for at least one, I don't
• 1:07:52
  know that I don't know that specific date yet, but I am
• 1:07:55
  going to be doing a, I'm going to kind of be doing like a Sam
• 1:07:59
  at the movies type of like matinee thing where I, where I
• 1:08:03
  live react like A to an old film noir movie from the 40s,
• 1:08:12
  Something that's like, you know, kind of like, I guess public
• 1:08:18
  domain now. So because people have wanted me
• 1:08:25
  to kind of explain why I like film noir so much.
• 1:08:29
  So I figured, why not show people?
• 1:08:33
  There you. Go.
• 1:08:34
  You know. And by the way, if people
• 1:08:37
  missed, why are you having premium content now, Sam?
• 1:08:41
  You want to let people in on the big reveal you gave on Monday?
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, well, I mean, we did a whole episode on on Monday.
• 1:08:49
  But for those who are unaware, the Whitfield report has now
• 1:08:54
  been accepted into the Rumble Partner program along with right
• 1:08:58
  to along with right to offend media.
• 1:09:02
  So my pitch for Rumble Premium folks, because people ask me me,
• 1:09:08
  you know, Sam, why, why should I sub to Rumble Premium?
• 1:09:13
  And I would say not only do you get exclusive content from the
• 1:09:17
  Whitfield Deport, but you also get exclusive content from Right
• 1:09:24
  to Offend Media as well and other podcasts on the Rumble
• 1:09:30
  platform. Yep.
• 1:09:32
  Anybody in the creator program, I think that this is not
• 1:09:35
  explained well enough to people, but if you sign up for Rumble
• 1:09:38
  Premium, Everybody's premium content is yours for that one
• 1:09:43
  fee. You don't have to subscribe to,
• 1:09:46
  you don't have to pay the fee to watch Sam's and then pay the fee
• 1:09:48
  to watch ours. You can watch Everybody's and
• 1:09:52
  Rumble will be ad free as well. That is the pitch.
• 1:09:56
  Yeah. And you know, I, I think that, I
• 1:10:00
  think that's why, I mean, honestly, I think that's a good
• 1:10:05
  value for, for us though, too, because like I've, I've never
• 1:10:08
  felt comfortable with like paywalling.
• 1:10:11
  Our. Condom because.
• 1:10:14
  Now make no mistake, there is a subscribe to our channel button
• 1:10:19
  as well. That money, if you just wanted
• 1:10:21
  to give money to us, we would get that, but there is no
• 1:10:25
  premium content attached to that.
• 1:10:28
  Premium. Content is from Rumble Premium,
• 1:10:30
  not subscribing to our channel. I just want people to know what
• 1:10:33
  they're potentially paying for because it is a little
• 1:10:37
  confusing. I think it's more like YouTube
• 1:10:41
  Red I guess. Remember YouTube Red Sam?
• 1:10:44
  I do, yeah. So they had Youtubers?
• 1:10:48
  I think Sam froze there. Oh.
• 1:10:51
  No, I'm back. All right.
• 1:10:54
  Yeah. So, so you remember YouTube Read
• 1:10:56
  where they made content creators make premium content for the
• 1:10:59
  subscribers. It's much more like that.
• 1:11:02
  And I think it's a you're right, it's great.
• 1:11:05
  You can get. So for that one subscription,
• 1:11:07
  you can watch all of our premium content and then thousands of
• 1:11:10
  other creators, Tim Poole, if you like him or Steven Crowder
• 1:11:14
  or whoever, right? But you can also watch all of
• 1:11:18
  our bonus content. We try to put value in it, but
• 1:11:21
  I'll tell you what's behind the the paywall if you watch ours
• 1:11:23
  right now. I made my first of all, my wife
• 1:11:26
  sits here with me on camera and she's not going to do that
• 1:11:28
  outside the premium for for now, because if she feels comfortable
• 1:11:32
  that way, it's not to say you can't see it or we're trying to
• 1:11:36
  hide it, but that's how she feels comfortable.
• 1:11:38
  We sat here, we watched a video of a guy who gone consensually
• 1:11:42
  touches eyeballs, Sammy. That was fun and she freaked out
• 1:11:47
  I. I freaked out on that one.
• 1:11:51
  Like I said, I taught. Her how to hit me with a 40
• 1:11:53
  bottle. Yeah, Now one thing that I, one
• 1:12:01
  thing that I want to, you know, say I, I said this on Monday,
• 1:12:05
  but I'm not going to be paywalling any, you know, author
• 1:12:11
  streams or anything. Yeah, the.
• 1:12:16
  The premium is going to be extra and and that's how it is for our
• 1:12:20
  channel and it's going to be like that for Sam's too, so
• 1:12:22
  we're not interrupting your usual content cycle.
• 1:12:27
  The the only the only thing I will say regarding the author
• 1:12:32
  stuff I might pay well a few like brainstorming sessions that
• 1:12:38
  we do live, but it it's. The.
• 1:12:41
  Way we might, the way some of the authors and I might do that,
• 1:12:45
  we're going to be getting into nitty gritty stuff that like
• 1:12:48
  might be a little niche for ordinary people, which is.
• 1:12:53
  Exactly what Premium Rumble Premium is great for, right, is
• 1:12:57
  that I can do that if somebody wants to.
• 1:12:59
  I'd probably sit and be a family on the wall for that myself.
• 1:13:02
  That sounds interesting. Well, yeah, you and like yeah
• 1:13:07
  and again with like the film noir, like, you know, watch
• 1:13:10
  party thing like right like I I could see you hopping in and
• 1:13:14
  doing like a mystery science, you know yeah yeah, well it's
• 1:13:18
  like. Like, what have we been reacting
• 1:13:21
  to? It's stuff that I wouldn't
• 1:13:22
  normally even watch on stream. I know you've seen some of me
• 1:13:25
  and my wife doing that, and it's just, hey, the eyeball touching.
• 1:13:31
  Well, I wouldn't put that on a normal stream, right 'cause it's
• 1:13:33
  gonna turn people off, right? And right and with and with me,
• 1:13:38
  some of the foam noir stuff might be a little too niche for
• 1:13:41
  some people. Obviously, I think you,
• 1:13:44
  obviously I think you know you and Maxine would like it since
• 1:13:47
  you guys like artistic stuff, but.
• 1:13:50
  I will. Say this though our RTO presents
• 1:13:53
  or right to offend theater, it's not going to be premium because
• 1:13:57
  I want to bring stories to life so that everybody can see oh.
• 1:14:01
  Yeah, absolutely. If anything, this just gives us
• 1:14:04
  more motivation. And honestly, like the other
• 1:14:08
  nice thing too is Rumble Premium gives us like a lot more of a
• 1:14:13
  boost just in general for all our continents.
• 1:14:16
  So that gives us more of a motivation to, to, you know,
• 1:14:22
  big. I gotta give big shout outs
• 1:14:24
  specifically to everybody that watched Cringing over Cantwell,
• 1:14:28
  which was my biggest stream ever on the platform, and that
• 1:14:32
  watched the Cringing over Coffee Marathon.
• 1:14:34
  Way more people than I thought watched at least some of that.
• 1:14:39
  And yeah, it's much appreciated. You know those Cringing over
• 1:14:43
  Coffee Marathon Sam, That is like 8 years of combined, you
• 1:14:47
  know work in each episode. I do.
• 1:14:49
  I don't know if you can tell I put a lot of fucking prep time
• 1:14:52
  into. Oh me.
• 1:14:54
  Me too. I mean, I, yeah, I saw that.
• 1:14:59
  I mean, I, I love all, I love all the authority views that
• 1:15:04
  I've done. But man, so far, the interview I
• 1:15:10
  did with Frank Theodette from a few, you know, weeks ago.
• 1:15:16
  That's. Gone and and again, not to take
• 1:15:21
  away from anyone's you know any any of the other guests, but
• 1:15:24
  like man that one has there's. Something very like enticing
• 1:15:29
  about it right from the get go, Sam, if you start watching it,
• 1:15:33
  it's hard to turn off. It, it's, it's, yeah, it is,
• 1:15:37
  it's gone, It's gone. And it, it's gone viral on both
• 1:15:41
  Rumble and Spotify, honestly, to the point where like people have
• 1:15:47
  said that if I were to nominate like an episode for like one of
• 1:15:51
  those podcasts of the year thing things, that's the one to.
• 1:15:57
  I agree and it was early in the year too.
• 1:16:01
  Yeah, you ain't. Done yet?
• 1:16:02
  You're going to have another couple worth a nomination by the
• 1:16:05
  end of this year, Sam. We're going to be doing all
• 1:16:07
  kinds of shit. I'm always, I'm like my brain
• 1:16:10
  comes out with all these stupid ideas and, and I do some of
• 1:16:14
  them. Yeah, by the way, Shadows of
• 1:16:18
  Deception Book 4 is coming out this summer.
• 1:16:21
  I will have more announcements regarding that here soon and.
• 1:16:27
  Speaking of trying real hard, Sam, I got a list and I think
• 1:16:31
  you're going to like this one. You.
• 1:16:34
  You do. I was actually just going to say
• 1:16:36
  that. Do you have you have a list?
• 1:16:38
  So let's get on that all. Right, well, this list was just
• 1:16:43
  written by me and as you can see.
• 1:16:48
  This is. Last week's list.
• 1:16:49
  I didn't actually write it on a piece of paper because that
• 1:16:51
  hurts my hand, but I'm going to pretend that I'm reading it off
• 1:16:54
  of the clipboard anyway. Maxine has not been feeling
• 1:16:57
  great, so I wasn't going to ask her to handwrite me a list of
• 1:17:00
  stupid things, but I get it. And so, tonight's list, ladies
• 1:17:05
  and gentlemen, I have to bring this up so I can read it.
• 1:17:08
  Top ten fights that would make people want to see a Creator
• 1:17:14
  Clash event. Notice none of these fights were
• 1:17:17
  on the actual card, so I don't know if you heard about this.
• 1:17:20
  Pam, the headliner Harley from Epic Meal Time, pulled out of
• 1:17:29
  his match at Creator Clash. Also.
• 1:17:32
  Jake Paul scheduled an event for the same day, which basically
• 1:17:36
  makes their event dead. So wait, Crater clash?
• 1:17:42
  That's where like little craters like fight each other, like
• 1:17:45
  wrestling styles, boxing. Oh.
• 1:17:48
  Boxing. OK, it's Ibubs.
• 1:17:51
  Event. Oh.
• 1:17:56
  Now there are. There are other things that do
• 1:17:59
  boxing events between creators that are way more popular, see
• 1:18:03
  Jake Paul. KSI Happy Punch guys put on a
• 1:18:08
  couple of things so it's not the only one, but the first creator
• 1:18:11
  clash actually did pretty well even though they kicked Sam Hyde
• 1:18:13
  out of it because Idubs is a bitch.
• 1:18:16
  But this time it seems like they might even cancel the event this
• 1:18:19
  year. But I had a list here Sam of if
• 1:18:23
  they put on these ten matches. You'd.
• 1:18:27
  Want to see this card? You ready #10 I'm reading it as
• 1:18:34
  if the list is this list and I just said that it's not #10
• 1:18:39
  Ethan Ralph versus that ultra fat guy on the casino Keno
• 1:18:43
  casino in a sumo wrestling match.
• 1:18:47
  And that's only #10 men. #10. #9 Tim Poole versus Asmin Gold in a
• 1:18:58
  hair versus hair match. Yes, please battle.
• 1:19:02
  Of the baldies, let's go. Yes. #8 this one hits a little
• 1:19:08
  more close to home. Sam versus Mort versus Ricky
• 1:19:12
  Berwick in a triple Cripple Royale.
• 1:19:15
  Let's. Fucking go, let's go.
• 1:19:18
  Gotta. Love the triple cripple Royale,
• 1:19:20
  right? I.
• 1:19:22
  Figured it had. To be, I said triple threat and
• 1:19:24
  then I was like, wait a minute, triple cripple.
• 1:19:29
  You know what I love? I I kind of said triple cripple
• 1:19:35
  threat, but I feel like triple Cripple Royale sounded it has
• 1:19:38
  more flow. Facts.
• 1:19:42
  All right. #7 me versus Andrew Tate, anytime, anywhere, any
• 1:19:49
  place you fucking pussy. By by the way, Max, there are
• 1:19:59
  there are a bunch of people on TikTok who are like who are like
• 1:20:02
  Tate Bros are like oh, your Co host couldn't kick couldn't be
• 1:20:07
  Andrew Tate at all. Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  Yeah, well then. Why won't then why won't Andrew
• 1:20:13
  Tate show up to to let's see, you know, content clash,
• 1:20:20
  brother. That's.
• 1:20:22
  Right, I won't either, but I'll fight him.
• 1:20:26
  And it would. Be a better match than anything
• 1:20:28
  they had on that card. I've never heard of anybody on
• 1:20:30
  that fucking card anyway. So number six, you'll like this
• 1:20:35
  one, Sam. Number six Nick Fuentes versus
• 1:20:39
  Kimbo Slice in a prison style cage match.
• 1:20:47
  Well, Kimbo slices isn't. Kimbo slice with corpse now.
• 1:20:53
  That doesn't matter, a corpse could still beat Nick Fuentes
• 1:20:56
  and fuck him in AS. Long as we're clear.
• 1:21:00
  Look. I was using Internet people.
• 1:21:02
  At least one of them had to be dead.
• 1:21:04
  Well, I mean unironically the the come on is Kim.
• 1:21:09
  Dead. I believe so.
• 1:21:15
  OK, yeah, he died in 2016. Wow, that's a shame.
• 1:21:19
  Take another. Big black fighter, Sam.
• 1:21:22
  Just anyone. Bobby.
• 1:21:25
  Lashley, there we go. Yeah.
• 1:21:26
  Bobby Lashley Well to be fair though, Kimbo Slice actually
• 1:21:30
  would be Fuentes even be dead because you and I saw the video
• 1:21:37
  backs Fuentes cannot like actually.
• 1:21:41
  He he tucks his little thumb. He tucks his little thumb.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah. So like, yeah.
• 1:21:48
  So yeah, a little. Even a corpse could could be one
• 1:21:52
  that's. True.
• 1:21:55
  Yeah, and. Fuck him in the butt #5 this.
• 1:22:00
  This is like a mirror match, Sam.
• 1:22:02
  You're ready for this. Mersch versus British Mersch cog
• 1:22:09
  in a lazy broke bum. Beg off.
• 1:22:14
  Who would? Win DSP as the referee.
• 1:22:17
  Well, I. Mean he's like a Hall of Famer
• 1:22:19
  in the broke bung beg off category, but that's.
• 1:22:22
  Why he'd be be the ref that's. True.
• 1:22:24
  Yeah DSP as the ref is not a bad suggestion.
• 1:22:26
  That would that would put butts in seats just to watch Mersch
• 1:22:31
  get in a ring and beg for money and then Cog get in the same
• 1:22:34
  ring and beg for money and then you just decide who bagged
• 1:22:37
  better I guess whichever 1 gets more money.
• 1:22:41
  Yeah, I and I and I, I hate to say this, but Mersch might
• 1:22:47
  actually win that that that match too.
• 1:22:52
  Well, you. Know Mersch is a lot of things,
• 1:22:54
  but he's not accused of raping a 14 year old girl, so there's
• 1:22:58
  that by his own brothers. Yeah, that.
• 1:23:01
  Yeah, that that is true and and merch is begrudging like more of
• 1:23:12
  an entertaining fuck up than Cog is.
• 1:23:17
  Oh. Like Cog isn't entertaining at
• 1:23:19
  all. Yeah, that's that's, that's
• 1:23:22
  rough to be Cog which. Is not, that's not saying much,
• 1:23:25
  screaming. About how his wife is fat and
• 1:23:27
  ugly. The other day I was just
• 1:23:29
  laughing like why would you do that?
• 1:23:32
  What is wrong with this fucking guy anyway?
• 1:23:34
  Anyway #4 since before we start talking too much about COG, God
• 1:23:41
  then people start tuning out and droves forever never turn us
• 1:23:44
  back on because COG is so fucking boring #4 Boogie versus
• 1:23:50
  Frank hassle firearm on a pole match, no warning shots allowed.
• 1:23:58
  Let's fucking go. Let's let's.
• 1:24:00
  Go. Pokey can finally, finally
• 1:24:03
  finish off his ultimate bully, Frank Hassle.
• 1:24:09
  It'd be great number #2 I'm sorry #3 Johnny Somali versus.
• 1:24:18
  I had to look up who is the best Korean MMA fighter Sam and I
• 1:24:22
  found him. His name is Chan Sung Jung and I
• 1:24:27
  watched several of his fights just to be sure and this dude is
• 1:24:30
  a beast. He goes by the Korean Zombie and
• 1:24:33
  guess what else Sam. He's in Johnny Somalis weight
• 1:24:35
  class. Let's.
• 1:24:38
  Set it up. Yeah, what?
• 1:24:41
  Johnny Somalis out of prison first.
• 1:24:45
  Well, they could. Do it in.
• 1:24:45
  Prison, it's fine. Prison fights are great.
• 1:24:49
  Prison fights are usually the best fights you'll ever see.
• 1:24:51
  It's just no one sees them #2. This.
• 1:24:55
  One, this is going to be not the main event but the but the but
• 1:24:58
  the sub main event Sam of my Magical creator clash card idubs
• 1:25:05
  versus Anissa in an actual death match to to.
• 1:25:12
  Get idubs balls back. That's right.
• 1:25:15
  That's the prize. And yeah, it's a couple's clash,
• 1:25:18
  Sam. Building.
• 1:25:20
  Up for years. What do you think of that one?
• 1:25:24
  Idubs and Anissa. I I dig it to the.
• 1:25:30
  Death Sam. That's why it's an actual see.
• 1:25:33
  They say death matches in wrestling, but nobody ever dies
• 1:25:36
  right I mean it's a death match. Well, that's.
• 1:25:38
  That's the only way idubs would ever get his balls back.
• 1:25:41
  That's right, I'm giving him an out here sign the match idubs.
• 1:25:46
  You know it's good. And that puts us at #1 Sam.
• 1:25:52
  So I'm gonna read them back. Top ten fights that would make
• 1:25:56
  people want to see a creative clash event and maybe even pay
• 1:25:59
  for it. Notice none of these fights are
• 1:26:02
  on the card number 10 Ethan Ralph versus that fat fuck on
• 1:26:07
  the casino. Keno casino in a sumo.
• 1:26:09
  I can't even say the name of their fucking show, Sam.
• 1:26:11
  It's so. I I.
• 1:26:13
  Hope they enjoy their court battle with Razor Fist.
• 1:26:15
  By the way, in a sumo match #9 Asma Gold versus Tim Poole,
• 1:26:21
  Battle of the Baldis in a hair versus hair match #8 Sam versus
• 1:26:27
  Mort versus Ricky Berwick in a triple Cripple Royale #7 Me
• 1:26:33
  versus Andrew 8, you fucking bitch.
• 1:26:36
  I will fucking. Wreck you anytime, anywhere, you
• 1:26:40
  pussy number six. Nick Fantaz versus the ghost of
• 1:26:44
  Kimbo Slice in a prison style cage mat or Bobby Lashley.
• 1:26:48
  I don't know. You pick a big black guy #5
• 1:26:51
  Mersh versus British Mersh. Cog in a lazy broke bum.
• 1:26:55
  Beg off #4 Boogie versus Oh, and with DSP with DSP as a special
• 1:27:01
  referee #4 Boogie versus Frank Hassell rematch firearm.
• 1:27:07
  On a. Pole no warning shots allowed #3
• 1:27:11
  Johnny Suwali versus the Korean Zombie, Chang Sungjung in a
• 1:27:16
  first blood match #2 Idubs versus Enisa in an actual death
• 1:27:21
  match to the death. And that leaves us the number
• 1:27:25
  one fight from Creator class and.
• 1:27:29
  Everybody wants to see. Hassan Piker versus Sam Hyde at
• 1:27:35
  at Hassan's actual house Candy man rules.
• 1:27:42
  That's a big main event. I'm good.
• 1:27:45
  With it. That is a big event now if you
• 1:27:50
  sold. That card if you.
• 1:27:51
  Actually booked that card stand. People would pay tons of money
• 1:27:54
  to see it. You'd actually get the creative
• 1:27:57
  clan three prices that they want.
• 1:28:02
  Now I now I do have one to sit to.
• 1:28:05
  Sit not even up front Sam $212.00 for this shit.
• 1:28:11
  Now, now I do have, I do have one suggestion.
• 1:28:14
  One of those fights can can be anyone.
• 1:28:20
  It should be in. It should be in Jim Medicur's
• 1:28:24
  driveway just so that we can make the just so that we can
• 1:28:29
  make the battle, Jim. Ralph and the fat guy from Chomo
• 1:28:33
  Casino. Yeah, then the the gym can like
• 1:28:38
  Jim can do color commentary like like Bob Costas.
• 1:28:45
  Though or. Now I know, I know.
• 1:28:50
  The thing is, is the COG Merch bout is going to be ruined
• 1:28:55
  because COG doesn't fight for himself.
• 1:28:57
  So he's going to bring Dan, and Dan's just going to, instead of
• 1:29:00
  begging, Dan will just punch Merch and we'll have to
• 1:29:03
  disqualify him. So yeah, no, bring in your,
• 1:29:07
  your, your hand. Fog.
• 1:29:09
  You got a bag on your own. You're good at that, as a matter
• 1:29:11
  of fact, I think. He's really.
• 1:29:14
  Good at begging, he's just not good at the part where they give
• 1:29:16
  you money. That's true.
• 1:29:18
  Of Mersh too though, huh? Anyway, yeah.
• 1:29:24
  I've. Just I've just insulted half the
• 1:29:26
  Internet. What else we got?
• 1:29:32
  I mean, I I mean, none of those grifters watch this show anyway.
• 1:29:39
  That's OK. I always well, we.
• 1:29:41
  Often. List and and then I'll fucking
• 1:29:43
  tag a minute. Especially you, Andrew.
• 1:29:46
  Tate that is. Bitch, that is true.
• 1:29:54
  Although the funny part. Is if Andrew Tate ever did see
• 1:29:57
  my bit about fighting him, he would think that like he could
• 1:30:01
  actually take me, right? Because I'm this big goofy
• 1:30:04
  fucking guy. The fact is a guy half my size
• 1:30:07
  can't take me. Did did you?
• 1:30:15
  He should bring his brother. Then it'll be a fair fight,
• 1:30:17
  right? Him and his brother.
• 1:30:21
  I'll take them. Both.
• 1:30:22
  I usually fight few people at once.
• 1:30:23
  Sam, at least. Well.
• 1:30:27
  I I well, I don't know, I don't know if you saw Max, but you
• 1:30:31
  know, John Guinieri has the ghost hunting show now and he
• 1:30:37
  has like a companion podcast to that on Sphere Talk and on the
• 1:30:45
  podcast today for the ghost hunt hunting, they, they had a they
• 1:30:51
  had Andrew, they had Andrew Tate on.
• 1:30:54
  And at first I was excited because I thought it was, you
• 1:30:57
  know, I thought it was actually Andrew Tate and I was going to
• 1:31:03
  call him out. This is even a good fight, Max.
• 1:31:06
  Turns out it's just this like middle-aged dad who's a really
• 1:31:12
  nice guy. His name?
• 1:31:14
  His actual name is Andrew Tate. Oh man.
• 1:31:18
  That's super fortunate for him. He.
• 1:31:23
  He. Actually, they, they felt like,
• 1:31:25
  they felt like a good 20 minutes.
• 1:31:26
  Where where the guy's like, yeah, I'm annoyed because ever
• 1:31:30
  since, ever since this, you know, Jericho has shown up on
• 1:31:35
  the Internet like I always get, you know, obviously, like,
• 1:31:40
  imagine it, imagine if if your name is just like Andrew and
• 1:31:43
  you're just like a normal dude. Well.
• 1:31:46
  That's the thing. I know what that's like because
• 1:31:49
  I talked to the dude that's named Christopher Cantwell did.
• 1:31:52
  You know he's. A writer at Marvel named
• 1:31:54
  Christopher Cantwell and you're. Confused.
• 1:31:57
  For the crying Nazi, I actually I talked to him on the phone one
• 1:32:00
  time. About that.
• 1:32:03
  And he's. Like.
• 1:32:04
  He's like, I just have a name and it's so awful that this guy,
• 1:32:08
  I keep getting his hate, you know what I mean?
• 1:32:11
  No. Max that that's actually how I
• 1:32:14
  don't know if I ever if I ever told you this, but that's
• 1:32:17
  actually how I discovered that's actually how I first discovered
• 1:32:22
  Chris. You're Chris Cantwell.
• 1:32:25
  Oh, he. Ain't mine.
• 1:32:26
  No. I take no responsibility.
• 1:32:28
  Yeah, I. Well, you, you know what?
• 1:32:30
  You know what I mean? Because I was because I knew I
• 1:32:35
  knew of the other Chris Cantwell.
• 1:32:38
  And I was like, oh cool, there's an and then.
• 1:32:43
  Podcast or whatever, but it no, it's a different guy.
• 1:32:45
  Yeah, that's super unfortunate when cuz like obviously if this
• 1:32:50
  guy is in his 40s or 30s or 40's, the Andrew Tate name only
• 1:32:55
  became relevant to him in the past few years.
• 1:32:58
  That is super. Fucking annoying to have to
• 1:33:01
  like, even if somebody's like, oh, you're not like that Andrew
• 1:33:04
  Tate, That's annoying enough. No, I'm not, obviously.
• 1:33:06
  Do I look like a fucking rapist? Yeah.
• 1:33:10
  And and I, yeah. And I mean.
• 1:33:14
  And I mean, the guy has the guy has a has a daughter too.
• 1:33:17
  So I mean, she gets Flack because oh.
• 1:33:20
  Geez. Or that's.
• 1:33:21
  Horrible or she gets people like like are you OK?
• 1:33:26
  Is he abusing you? And it's like, yeah, no, my dad,
• 1:33:30
  my dad's not that Andrew Tate. I'm fine.
• 1:33:33
  My mom's fine. They've been married for, you
• 1:33:36
  know, 30 years or Yeah, my. Dad's never been to Romania.
• 1:33:43
  Like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's rough.
• 1:33:46
  Shout out to that guy, though. Like what he could have done is
• 1:33:49
  he could have been like, I'm going to use a different stage
• 1:33:51
  name or whatever, but you know, he got the balls to just.
• 1:33:55
  He do it up. He made, he made, he made fun of
• 1:33:59
  it too. He's like, he's like, he's like
• 1:34:02
  I he's like, yeah, I'm sorry if all of the Andrew Tate, if all
• 1:34:06
  of the fans of the other Andrew Tate came out expecting to see
• 1:34:10
  that guy. But you know, thanks.
• 1:34:14
  I guess I. Was going to tell you, you got
• 1:34:16
  to call John if he had Andrew Tate on.
• 1:34:18
  I need this fight man No. I.
• 1:34:20
  No, I know. I I I was, I actually too.
• 1:34:24
  Did we go? I was going to be like, oh man,
• 1:34:26
  did John actually get Andrew Tay on?
• 1:34:28
  And I was like, and I watched and I'm like, yeah, I did.
• 1:34:33
  Just not the Andrew that I have a.
• 1:34:36
  Feeling John wouldn't put up much with Andrew Tate's like
• 1:34:39
  self important bullshit to be honest with you.
• 1:34:42
  He, he, he has. I, I, I've talked with him off
• 1:34:47
  air about Andrew Tay and yeah, he.
• 1:34:53
  If you work, if you work in positions like he has a self
• 1:34:56
  important self aggrandizing celebrity, you will have no
• 1:35:00
  patience for because most of the ones you work with aren't like
• 1:35:04
  that. You know, they don't have this
• 1:35:06
  inflated sense of self importance that Andrew Tate has.
• 1:35:11
  He knows. He's like, he thinks he's like a
• 1:35:12
  revolutionary or some shit. It's like fucking 50 people on
• 1:35:16
  the Internet know who you are. You know, he's, he's Chris
• 1:35:19
  Cantwell. He's like an infamous person
• 1:35:21
  that thinks he's going to change the world.
• 1:35:24
  It's like, no, the people who know who you are.
• 1:35:26
  About. 80% of them think you're like a mass rapist.
• 1:35:31
  You're not going to get those people on board, Sir.
• 1:35:33
  Even if that's not true, that's what they think of you.
• 1:35:36
  Meanwhile. Yeah.
• 1:35:38
  Yeah, and everything you think is true.
• 1:35:39
  And I like it and I'm good with it.
• 1:35:41
  It's like, fuck you. Yeah, I want to beat his ass so
• 1:35:44
  bad, Sam. These people think I wouldn't
• 1:35:46
  too. I like that.
• 1:35:48
  I want people to doubt that. That's what like.
• 1:35:50
  There's a reason he will never accept this fight.
• 1:35:53
  Even if it got brought to his face, even if people were
• 1:35:55
  demanding, he will not accept the fight against the guy who is
• 1:35:57
  6 foot 5 and 240 lbs. He's not going to do it because
• 1:36:02
  he's like 5 foot 8 and 155 lbs. Right.
• 1:36:09
  No, he would come up with one. Hand.
• 1:36:12
  No, Max, he he would do the thing.
• 1:36:17
  And you? Can punch me all fucking day, it
• 1:36:19
  ain't going to do shit. He would, he would do the thing
• 1:36:25
  where where like I, I've, I've actually had this happen where
• 1:36:33
  where my one able bodied friend who was like a, who was like a
• 1:36:39
  wrestler, challenged another guy to a match.
• 1:36:45
  The guy, the guy checking out, but then challenged me to a
• 1:36:49
  match because I'm a cripple. That's what Andrew Tate would
• 1:36:56
  be. That's what Andrew Tate would
• 1:36:58
  do. Basically he wouldn't pick a
• 1:36:59
  fight with you, but because I've all stuck shit he would be like,
• 1:37:03
  but you, Sam, I want to fight you.
• 1:37:08
  I just like I've picked him out, but there's a lot of like self
• 1:37:12
  important little bitches that I'd love to just like like Tim
• 1:37:16
  Poole's another one. I'd like to fight Tim Poole.
• 1:37:19
  And the reason being is I, I think that he's a sour little
• 1:37:23
  fucking ultra serious little prick and he takes these bitch
• 1:37:28
  ass Internet topics so seriously.
• 1:37:30
  And I would like to give him something in real life to worry
• 1:37:32
  about for once so that maybe he understands how fucking petty
• 1:37:36
  this Internet shit is. There's a lot of people I'd like
• 1:37:38
  to just take and stand. I don't know.
• 1:37:40
  And that's that. See, The thing is Sam, a lot of
• 1:37:43
  people are like, oh, oh, that's Internet tough guy shit.
• 1:37:46
  No, it's not even that. This is how I came up, bro.
• 1:37:50
  I came up that like that's how you measure a man is we got in a
• 1:37:53
  fucking ring and settled it, whether it be in a actual combat
• 1:37:56
  sport like boxing or whether it be in the streets.
• 1:38:01
  Like. Knitting is all I'm really like.
• 1:38:02
  Fighting is one of the things I'm good at, you know what I
• 1:38:04
  mean? And I fought my whole life.
• 1:38:07
  And one of the things that I think a lot of young men have
• 1:38:10
  never experienced is getting their ass kicked.
• 1:38:13
  And they need to. That's why they, dude, Andrew
• 1:38:15
  Tate has just never gotten his ass kicked by a guy like me.
• 1:38:19
  That's all there is. That's why his mouth is so
• 1:38:20
  fucking big. That's why he thinks he's immune
• 1:38:22
  from consequence. That's why he's so fucking
• 1:38:25
  cocky, because he's never had a guy like me pick him up by his
• 1:38:28
  fucking weird shaped fucking head and fling him 30 yards.
• 1:38:32
  I mean, I've I've experienced getting maybe not, maybe not
• 1:38:38
  beat, maybe not getting beaten up, but I've roughed housed
• 1:38:41
  with, you know, my friends and I've gotten, you know, I've
• 1:38:44
  taken my Alex. Well.
• 1:38:46
  I'm. Saying he.
• 1:38:48
  He was a. Fighter.
• 1:38:49
  But he's fighting guys like his size, his weight, right?
• 1:38:55
  Well, he's like, I would bully him.
• 1:38:56
  That's what I would do. Yeah.
• 1:39:00
  That's what. I am doing that's why I'm
• 1:39:01
  challenging him. I'm bullying him this way and if
• 1:39:04
  his if those guys on TikTok girl is talking shit about me, then
• 1:39:07
  it's working. That's right.
• 1:39:13
  Your little pretty boy is scared of my scary ass.
• 1:39:17
  Oh my hairy Oh, look at this crazy guy.
• 1:39:19
  Oh no Ander Tate. He he's got his head shaved nice
• 1:39:23
  and and and he dresses in suits and stuff.
• 1:39:25
  You couldn't beat him up. Why?
• 1:39:26
  I'm from the fucking streets, bitch.
• 1:39:28
  What the fuck? You think that soft little pussy
• 1:39:30
  scare me? He is scared of me.
• 1:39:35
  He should be. Because he's a.
• 1:39:38
  Bitch. That's right.
• 1:39:40
  And you want to talk all the shit in the world, but there's
• 1:39:42
  guys like me out there. But usually I I'm.
• 1:39:45
  I'm being entertaining. We're on a show.
• 1:39:47
  I'm trying to like engage the audience and stuff.
• 1:39:50
  But yeah, but I'm. And Rumble Studio just kicked
• 1:39:58
  Max out too. He likes.
• 1:40:01
  To do it in cycles, doesn't it? We all get kicked out together.
• 1:40:04
  Well, part. Of it though too Max honestly is
• 1:40:08
  because Rumble Studio just updated its UI so I have access
• 1:40:13
  to, you know, the premium features now.
• 1:40:19
  Oh. Right, because it's the it's now
• 1:40:22
  the first day of your creator program status.
• 1:40:26
  And this is probably this dream will count actually.
• 1:40:30
  Yes it will. Oh based.
• 1:40:35
  It's. Not all of it, but from about 20
• 1:40:38
  minutes ago it will. Yeah, from.
• 1:40:39
  From from midnight on. Awesome.
• 1:40:44
  Yep. So let's see Challenge.
• 1:40:50
  Why am I doing that? I explained that pretty much
• 1:40:53
  right. Like I.
• 1:40:54
  Will fight him, that's the thing.
• 1:40:56
  It's not a bit. I will really fight him if it if
• 1:40:58
  it came to that. I don't think he'll ever accept
• 1:41:00
  it because he's not going to want to fight a guy that's twice
• 1:41:02
  his size. He'll make.
• 1:41:05
  Up some pet excuse to like, he'll say I'm not.
• 1:41:07
  Relevant, that's all. And yeah, whatever.
• 1:41:10
  That's that. I'm calling it now, though, if
• 1:41:12
  you say I'm not relevant, that's you being a puss.
• 1:41:15
  But, but is Tate relevant? I don't know, I I'm not going to
• 1:41:21
  say I am relevant. I'm going to say I would kick
• 1:41:23
  his ass though. And it'd be fun to watch, I
• 1:41:27
  mean. I I mean, I would say it's fun
• 1:41:30
  to do. I would.
• 1:41:33
  Say, depends. Depends on who you who you talk
• 1:41:36
  to, right? Because what is relevance on the
• 1:41:44
  Internet after all? Well, I've.
• 1:41:48
  Maintained a level of irrelevancy on purpose for many
• 1:41:51
  years. So I accept being irrelevant.
• 1:41:54
  But that still means that you're you're that's a cop out, you
• 1:41:59
  know, for him, yeah. My my point being is just
• 1:42:04
  because someone is relevant on the Internet doesn't necessarily
• 1:42:07
  mean that they're like, yeah, but he's.
• 1:42:09
  Only going to do it if there's monetary interest for him.
• 1:42:13
  Right and there. Isn't there isn't for to fight
• 1:42:16
  some random dude? I know that I know That's why he
• 1:42:18
  won't accept it. He also won't accept it because
• 1:42:20
  I kick his ass and his his whole persona is based on being a big
• 1:42:24
  tough alpha male guy and I look at this little sorry SEC of
• 1:42:27
  shit. Quite honestly, Sam, he can't
• 1:42:29
  weigh all that much more than you do.
• 1:42:33
  Right. But yeah, but you have an.
• 1:42:35
  Excuse. 16170 tops, maybe, yeah. No, you're actually you're
• 1:42:42
  actually not wrong. He does seem to have a Napoleon
• 1:42:46
  complex a lot. A lot of these little guys like
• 1:42:49
  big mouths. Do man, that's been my whole
• 1:42:51
  life is dealing with little guys with big mouth then and they all
• 1:42:56
  believe the prison rule stuff that you go punch a big let me
• 1:42:59
  explain something to you. If you come punch me in the
• 1:43:01
  mouth to try and make a reputation for yourself, you
• 1:43:03
  better fucking hope that you get that reputation, because what's
• 1:43:06
  coming back at you is not going to be worth it.
• 1:43:10
  I promise it won't be worth it and you're not going to knock me
• 1:43:13
  out in one punch like they tell you in the fucking fairy tales
• 1:43:15
  either. I I've.
• 1:43:18
  Had every little guy who thinks they're going to make a name for
• 1:43:20
  themselves ever come up and punch me in the face.
• 1:43:22
  Sam, I'm telling you right now, how many of them have knocked me
• 1:43:26
  out? 0.
• 1:43:30
  Wasn't I? Wasn't I?
• 1:43:31
  I've been. I've been, I befriended, I
• 1:43:34
  befriend the giants, and it's not because I'm afraid of them.
• 1:43:38
  Contrary to what people? Think it's.
• 1:43:40
  Because. The Giants, well, yeah, it's
• 1:43:44
  also because the big giant guys, if, if you're friends with them,
• 1:43:48
  they'll be the first ones to be, you know, to stand up for you
• 1:43:52
  when people are fucking. With you I.
• 1:43:56
  Fuck. With you guys, I know.
• 1:43:57
  That from experience. I.
• 1:44:00
  Fuck with you guys, but anyone else we.
• 1:44:02
  Fuck with you first, yeah? Anyone else bro?
• 1:44:04
  Well, they're. Going they're not yeah we do
• 1:44:09
  yeah, we. Do it, we do it in like a we do
• 1:44:11
  it in like a fun way. But like, I, I know, like if, if
• 1:44:14
  you and I were on the street and someone were like actually
• 1:44:18
  trying to beat me up, yeah, they'd, they'd be fuck.
• 1:44:22
  That you seen it? People online.
• 1:44:25
  Talk, people. Online.
• 1:44:27
  Talk shit about you and I fucking have your back, not just
• 1:44:31
  in in person or a beat up. I ain't.
• 1:44:35
  They better be kidding. It's it's the same thing as
• 1:44:37
  punching me in the face. That's the other thing.
• 1:44:39
  If you go punch the the big guy's best buddy who's smaller
• 1:44:42
  than him in the face. That's.
• 1:44:44
  Even Dumber. Punch the.
• 1:44:47
  Big guy in the face? At least you know it's likely
• 1:44:49
  he's going to immediately retaliate.
• 1:44:51
  Punch the big guy's bro, You're you're in trouble.
• 1:44:59
  You better fucking run, bitch. Plus in terms of fighting is
• 1:45:03
  like he's always done like MMA and like.
• 1:45:09
  That'll. Probably work really good for
• 1:45:10
  him in an MMA fight, except on the on the account of I could
• 1:45:13
  throw him out of the cage because he's so small, except,
• 1:45:22
  except on account of if you don't have enough weight and you
• 1:45:28
  try to punch somebody. You know what?
• 1:45:32
  I mean, it's like. You should.
• 1:45:35
  See when like, it's it's like small people try punching me.
• 1:45:40
  It it, it's laughable. It's like you need some help
• 1:45:45
  there. Now I've been hit hard as hell.
• 1:45:50
  Sam in an actual fight. But.
• 1:45:54
  That was by a guy twice his size.
• 1:45:58
  One of the. Things that I always point out
• 1:46:00
  about Andrew Tate that always that always annoys people is
• 1:46:05
  this fake aristocratic accent. I know that he is British but I
• 1:46:13
  plan this out a few. Like about a year ago he does
• 1:46:19
  the fake ass British intellectual.
• 1:46:26
  You know, accents make it seem like he's posh and smart and
• 1:46:30
  whatnot, but as soon as you piss him off that goes out the window
• 1:46:37
  and he goes like full. Cop.
• 1:46:39
  Then he doesn't know he's fake gangster voice.
• 1:46:42
  Yeah, he tries to. He tries.
• 1:46:47
  To form of. Speech, but it's fake, just as
• 1:46:49
  fake as the accent. Yeah, and what I'm saying is
• 1:46:53
  both his both his accents are fake.
• 1:46:56
  He's not, he's not some aristocrat and he's not some St.
• 1:47:00
  brawler brawler either. So I am.
• 1:47:04
  Definitely the latter, not the former.
• 1:47:08
  But that's real. It's real as it gets.
• 1:47:10
  Man, I grew up in the hood and I mean like that, and I'm a big
• 1:47:14
  dude. Like, of course you're going to
• 1:47:15
  get into lots of fights. Well.
• 1:47:19
  Well, you know. Sir Max, if if you want to know
• 1:47:24
  the truth, I can do a better aristocrat, you know, a more
• 1:47:30
  realistic one than I undertaken. My dear Sir, I might.
• 1:47:36
  Not be able to do the voice or impression, but I guarantee you
• 1:47:39
  that my vocabulary and understanding of topics dwarfs
• 1:47:42
  his by by massive amounts exponentially.
• 1:47:45
  I am I I'll. Say this flat out.
• 1:47:47
  I am. Exponentially smarter than
• 1:47:49
  Andrew Tate. Yes, I am, because I only have
• 1:47:51
  to listen to him for 5 minutes to know that he's a retard.
• 1:47:55
  Yes, you are. You are exponentially more well
• 1:48:04
  smarter than him. I would say you're more well
• 1:48:07
  read than most these, you know, influencer types.
• 1:48:15
  Yeah. But I hate that that what he's
• 1:48:17
  doing there with that accent is like this.
• 1:48:20
  I'm going to be taken seriously because I present myself such a
• 1:48:23
  way. And I hate that.
• 1:48:24
  I don't care. Yeah.
• 1:48:27
  If everybody says I'm a retard, that's fine by me.
• 1:48:30
  You know? I am.
• 1:48:33
  Yeah. I don't like this idea that you
• 1:48:35
  need to be like loved for my. For for my.
• 1:48:40
  Intellect like that seems to be this arrogance that they all
• 1:48:44
  have. It just drive me crazy.
• 1:48:46
  I mean. People assume that the we talk
• 1:48:50
  binder on on X would would would get to you.
• 1:48:52
  It won't, but it would be funny to me.
• 1:48:56
  I mean people people assume that because I'm crippled, I'm also
• 1:49:02
  retarded and I do and I do like with my stutter.
• 1:49:07
  Well, and I and I and I do like that because then when because
• 1:49:11
  then when I actually do say something like profound or smart
• 1:49:14
  like those same people are always shocked.
• 1:49:18
  Yes. Please, motherfucker,
• 1:49:19
  underestimate me. Please.
• 1:49:21
  Yeah. Please, please keep
• 1:49:23
  underestimating us. I've been getting underestimated
• 1:49:28
  for 41 fucking years. Keep on the other fuckers.
• 1:49:32
  Almost 31, I don't. Think people can make much of an
• 1:49:36
  estimation about me at all? I get confused.
• 1:49:42
  Well, people. Get Yeah, well, people, people
• 1:49:44
  get confused by us too. That that's something that
• 1:49:48
  that's. Understandable.
• 1:49:49
  You're. Kind of confusing Sam.
• 1:49:53
  May maybe well, you know what? None.
• 1:49:56
  Of the cripples do do do normal everyday things well, it's
• 1:50:00
  impossible that's. Like if he can if he can walk,
• 1:50:03
  why is he the whole cripple thing?
• 1:50:07
  It's confusing. Damn it.
• 1:50:14
  Floy. The best, the best part is chat
• 1:50:19
  is like the the big bit. The big bit about all of this is
• 1:50:24
  of course he can stand up. So there's a bit of truth to it.
• 1:50:30
  Yeah. That's why.
• 1:50:32
  He gets like, oh God damn it, this is like, oh, that's the
• 1:50:38
  funniest bit. I think for a crippled guy,
• 1:50:40
  right? It's like to use against him is
• 1:50:42
  like you can walk and you're like, well, I can stand up,
• 1:50:46
  maybe take a couple steps, yes. I'm still.
• 1:50:48
  Fucking. Crippled.
• 1:50:50
  But by saying that I. Will probably fall on my fucking
• 1:50:52
  face, yeah. But by saying you can walk, it
• 1:50:55
  kind of invalidates the whole other part of it.
• 1:50:58
  And you're like, yes, but I still can't walk that.
• 1:51:02
  Like it's not what you mean. It's it's not in the way I've
• 1:51:07
  explained this to people. It's like, yes, I can walk, but
• 1:51:12
  have you ever had pins and needles?
• 1:51:15
  Yeah. It's not like it's a pleasant,
• 1:51:17
  easy experience. That's the whole point.
• 1:51:19
  And so when when she really does that bit, I just find it funny
• 1:51:22
  because it's like, yes, technically I can walk.
• 1:51:27
  That. Doesn't mean I don't spend the
• 1:51:29
  most of my life in a fucking wheelchair.
• 1:51:32
  Yeah, and and. And it puts you in such a such a
• 1:51:36
  fun spot to argue from. That's why we keep doing it.
• 1:51:41
  Oh, yeah, I, I, I know that. And of course I know that, but
• 1:51:45
  the, the audience. The audience.
• 1:51:49
  The audience uncomfortable is funny as fuck.
• 1:51:51
  Yeah. Yeah, well, that's why I.
• 1:51:53
  Only. I only tell the jokes like
• 1:51:55
  secret of the jokes one time usually and it's way deep in an
• 1:51:59
  episode. Those people get all our jokes.
• 1:52:03
  Well, the, well, the. Audience thinks that Shmuli has
• 1:52:09
  autism. Which?
• 1:52:11
  Is you mean he doesn't? Yeah.
• 1:52:18
  Well, the character of Shmuley certainly does.
• 1:52:21
  Yeah, Oh yeah, the the character of Shmuley does.
• 1:52:26
  But like, if if you've talked to Shmuley off, you know, off air,
• 1:52:32
  he's the most normal guy. What?
• 1:52:35
  What's funny is Shmuli will even do will even like be normal like
• 1:52:43
  on air 2 and people people will think that's a bit, which is
• 1:52:48
  funny. I've seen, I've seen I've seen
• 1:52:52
  old streams or not or enough of them.
• 1:52:56
  Well. And people might have even asked
• 1:52:59
  me at points, you know, what's the deal with Shmuli?
• 1:53:02
  You know, he kind of just left and, and Morton has been here
• 1:53:06
  ever since and it's like, well, he's got a lot going on.
• 1:53:10
  One, it was that, and two, ever since Mort showed up, it kind of
• 1:53:15
  just works rather than putting more load on Schmuli's plate.
• 1:53:19
  You might see some stuff from Schmuli in the next few months
• 1:53:22
  though. Well.
• 1:53:24
  All I can say is Schmuli's making moves of his own right
• 1:53:30
  now, which are, you know, private and you know, his
• 1:53:39
  business and. We're.
• 1:53:41
  We're proud of them. If Shmuley wants to make those
• 1:53:45
  announcements himself, he can. And he and he will.
• 1:53:50
  So, well, you. Know he's doing what he's doing.
• 1:53:57
  It's cool. Grok is even taking notice of
• 1:53:59
  our stuff. Sam, I don't know if you saw
• 1:54:01
  this. Yeah, I talked.
• 1:54:05
  With Grok a little bit and I made it watch the Cringing Over
• 1:54:08
  Coffee marathon and now it blows me.
• 1:54:12
  Yeah, it yeah, it alls I was gonna.
• 1:54:15
  Say what? Yeah, How's it?
• 1:54:17
  Feel to get get blown by AI. It's.
• 1:54:20
  It's really hollow, but it's also useful, right?
• 1:54:22
  Because then when people look us up, they're like, oh shit,
• 1:54:25
  what's going on over there? Look at all this stuff.
• 1:54:29
  Yeah, you just. Got a sweet?
• 1:54:31
  Talk the AI, and at first I thought maybe it would just be
• 1:54:33
  in its conversation with me, Sam, but no, it integrates it
• 1:54:37
  into the public, what it says to other people too, and you can
• 1:54:42
  lie to it. Grok.
• 1:54:44
  The Grok does a better job of summarizing show notes than I do
• 1:54:48
  when I write descriptions on the on the Spotify thing, it's it's
• 1:54:53
  amazing. Well, most.
• 1:54:55
  People Sam are using it to help them or to teach them something.
• 1:54:59
  So I figured it would be fun to teach grok some things, and I've
• 1:55:04
  been doing that. He seems.
• 1:55:07
  To be a quick learner, he knows how to flatter, over exaggerate
• 1:55:13
  and suck up like no other. Gaslighting the AI that's.
• 1:55:17
  Right. And you too can gaslight grok.
• 1:55:20
  Just tell it some shit and see if it sticks.
• 1:55:26
  Tell it you climbed Mount Everest and if it.
• 1:55:28
  Doesn't stick. Keep keep telling it until until
• 1:55:30
  you until it sticks. Right have.
• 1:55:33
  Your friends tweet about it, all kinds of stuff.
• 1:55:37
  You can do a lot to mess with the AI.
• 1:55:43
  So that gives me ideas. Yeah, yeah, it's just talk to
• 1:55:50
  it, explain your show a little bit more to although it has a
• 1:55:52
  pretty good description of you already it.
• 1:55:55
  Really. It really does.
• 1:55:57
  You're. Welcome, I made.
• 1:55:59
  It watch a lot of your show too. Yeah, of course.
• 1:56:04
  I did. I'm the Co host but I also had
• 1:56:06
  to watch some of the author interviews.
• 1:56:08
  I I picked a a selection of stuff to for grok to view of our
• 1:56:12
  our content so that it understood it better.
• 1:56:16
  Yeah, I, I, yeah, I saw. See.
• 1:56:23
  Instead of instead of having the AI generate content for us, I'm
• 1:56:28
  showing the AIR content. See, it's the exact opposite of
• 1:56:33
  what everybody else is doing. That's why I'm going to be ahead
• 1:56:36
  of the curve. Pretty soon.
• 1:56:38
  Grok's going to think we're the biggest podcast on Earth, Sam,
• 1:56:40
  because I keep telling it that. You mean we're?
• 1:56:42
  Not. Well, learning to.
• 1:56:45
  Crock we might be. Well, we might, you know,
• 1:56:50
  Manifest Destiny and all that stuff that's.
• 1:56:53
  Right, so So what? What?
• 1:56:59
  What did we, what did we go over tonight?
• 1:57:01
  Canada's fucked. They're going to make everybody
• 1:57:03
  kill themselves. Andrew Tate's a bitch.
• 1:57:06
  Won't fight me apparently. Apparently.
• 1:57:13
  Apparently everyone is supposed to be mad that Trump wore a blue
• 1:57:17
  suit to the Pope's funeral, despite the fact that the
• 1:57:20
  fucking Brits also. I've worn T-shirts to funerals.
• 1:57:29
  But but, Max, you're not the president of the United States,
• 1:57:32
  bro. Not yet bro.
• 1:57:36
  That's. True.
• 1:57:39
  I'll be I'm old enough. This is his destiny.
• 1:57:43
  One one day or another, I'm going to be elected.
• 1:57:45
  You'll see right in campaign. I, I, I just love the fact that
• 1:57:53
  like, you know, the media com everyone complained Obama never
• 1:57:58
  wore ties, right? And people complain that like,
• 1:58:02
  oh, Trump, you know, wears his power tie.
• 1:58:05
  They're going to be shocked because you have like absolutely
• 1:58:09
  no, you're just not going to wear like a suit at all or even
• 1:58:12
  like a button down shirt. You're just going to wear a tee
• 1:58:15
  shirt. Wear graphic.
• 1:58:16
  Tees or or. Even a clip on tie from.
• 1:58:18
  Fucking Walmart graphic Tees and jeans maybe?
• 1:58:24
  You know what? And a scene and A and a print on
• 1:58:26
  tie. No, no tie.
• 1:58:28
  No, no. I can't even have a fake tie.
• 1:58:30
  That would be too fake for me. A real.
• 1:58:33
  Tie a real tie, but AT shirt is that is that a happy medium so.
• 1:58:39
  You're going to be Fetterman. Yeah, Well, no, no.
• 1:58:44
  He's bald. You won't, you won't.
• 1:58:52
  You won't be Fetterman. Although like Fetterman might
• 1:58:55
  actually be a part of the Max and administration.
• 1:58:58
  That's right. He's obviously going to be the
• 1:59:00
  running mate and the and the that the it'll be like unity
• 1:59:04
  through retardation. Well.
• 1:59:08
  Max, he had his stroke. That's not the same thing as and
• 1:59:12
  I. Got hit in the head.
• 1:59:13
  Look, we're retarded for our own reasons, but it's peace and
• 1:59:17
  unity through a Democrat and a Republican who are both retarded
• 1:59:22
  coming together and saying this is the way forward to the
• 1:59:27
  retarded nation that we live in. So we'll.
• 1:59:31
  Have we'll have retards in the in the, you know, in the Oval.
• 1:59:37
  Then we'll have we'll have cripples see what, what, what,
• 1:59:40
  what will more and I do well, that's when.
• 1:59:42
  We institute the crippled Congress.
• 1:59:46
  Yeah, well, you have. To be crippled, to be a sitting
• 1:59:50
  member of Congress. That's why you're sitting now.
• 1:59:52
  Well, you might say we'd. Have to get.
• 1:59:54
  Rid of some people. But I disagree.
• 1:59:56
  What we could do is what we could take the current sitting
• 1:59:58
  members of of Congress and hobble them.
• 2:00:02
  Yes, well. Some people would.
• 2:00:04
  Some people would say that the Congress already is crippled.
• 2:00:08
  Yeah, mentally. Well, that's what it.
• 2:00:10
  Is is We're moving the retards into the executive branch.
• 2:00:15
  So we got to put the cripples into the congressional branch
• 2:00:18
  and then the actual brain dead people, they're in the Supreme
• 2:00:22
  Court already, so. The thing of it is, is like,
• 2:00:26
  actual cripples would actually get more done in Congress than
• 2:00:30
  the crippled Congress that we currently have.
• 2:00:33
  Think about that. That's right.
• 2:00:36
  Well, and if any of them refused to get hobbled, that means
• 2:00:39
  they've given up their seat and then we're going to have to
• 2:00:41
  elect a real cripple to take it. You can't.
• 2:00:44
  You can't elect somebody and then hobble them.
• 2:00:46
  They have to be pre crippled. So you know.
• 2:00:52
  We'll have the Speaker of the House, Sam, and the Senate
• 2:00:58
  Majority Leader, Morpheus. Well, I.
• 2:01:00
  Mean I it's a crippled. Congress.
• 2:01:02
  I suppose in that case, I mean, Mitch McConnell could stay
• 2:01:06
  around for like, you know, I mean, just just push.
• 2:01:12
  The turtle on his back. I mean, just put a pile.
• 2:01:15
  Of cocaine near him, He'll be fine.
• 2:01:19
  Well, well, the dude like you know, as soon as the only way.
• 2:01:23
  He's going to get off his back. Hasn't hasn't Cocaine Mitch like
• 2:01:30
  taken a few like tumbles? Yep.
• 2:01:35
  Yep. But he's still not crippled, so
• 2:01:39
  I don't know. I don't think old age counts as
• 2:01:42
  crippled Sam. Yeah, actually, neither do I I,
• 2:01:48
  I know people think I'm an asshole for saying that, but
• 2:01:51
  yeah, it's not being. Old and being crippled are
• 2:01:55
  different in that like nobody expects a 25 year old guy in a
• 2:01:59
  wheelchair versus a lot of people expecting 95 year old guy
• 2:02:03
  in a wheelchair. That's why they're not the same
• 2:02:07
  thing. Yeah, what's what's funny
• 2:02:12
  though, is like the 95 year old Wilter guy who's like a World
• 2:02:19
  War 2 veteran will, will go out of their way to help me and I in
• 2:02:23
  turn will go out of my way to like physically help them too.
• 2:02:27
  Man, I, I got a story about that one.
• 2:02:30
  I was went down in the pot shop like last week.
• 2:02:34
  You know, there was only one other person there.
• 2:02:35
  It was a beautiful morning. And on the way out it was an
• 2:02:39
  older lady with a cane, you know, so not crippled because
• 2:02:43
  she's kind of old. And I opened the door for her
• 2:02:47
  expecting to get yelled at, which happens frequently.
• 2:02:51
  And she was all grateful for it. That was nice.
• 2:02:54
  And I said, and then I opened the other door for her and I
• 2:02:56
  said, you know, sometimes people yell at me.
• 2:02:58
  And she's like, Oh my God, I can't imagine yelling at
• 2:03:01
  somebody for trying to be helpful.
• 2:03:03
  So I had one posit because I'll tell you many times I hold the
• 2:03:07
  door for people and I get treated like dirt for doing it.
• 2:03:13
  I I. Can imagine and I.
• 2:03:14
  Can't help it man, it's like the thing you're supposed to do.
• 2:03:20
  I. I mean, I, I, I saw a World War
• 2:03:26
  2 bet this past summer when I was traveling to Michigan.
• 2:03:32
  I, I gave, I gave the man a salute and thanked him for
• 2:03:36
  service. He was generally taught
• 2:03:40
  generally to play touch. So, you know, especially not too
• 2:03:47
  many Greatest Generation left, unfortunately.
• 2:03:52
  Boom. Boomers are starting on their
• 2:03:55
  final final rounds as well. Like I said, 2024 was a majority
• 2:04:02
  millennial election. Not the first time since the 60s
• 2:04:05
  that it wasn't majority boomer. Yeah, I mean, the demographics
• 2:04:10
  are changing. Yeah.
• 2:04:12
  And young people don't appreciate politeness very much,
• 2:04:16
  in my experience. Oh, I might eat tobacco.
• 2:04:22
  They they should. They should.
• 2:04:26
  I think it's. They should.
• 2:04:29
  But they don't. Yeah, well.
• 2:04:32
  Nobody's really instilling manners in kids anymore anyway.
• 2:04:36
  Like, Oh my God. I got to tell something really
• 2:04:40
  cute and they got to hear it. OK, it's a.
• 2:04:44
  Really wholesome story. OK, I welcome.
• 2:04:49
  Welcome to the show, Maxine. Hi.
• 2:04:53
  Wholesome. Content from Maxine.
• 2:04:57
  So when I got the boy off the bus today, he got off, I was
• 2:05:02
  talking to the bus driver. I told her a little bit about my
• 2:05:05
  toe 'cause she asked about the boot and our son went, oh wait,
• 2:05:11
  ran over, picked a dandelion, ran back on the bus and said
• 2:05:15
  here this is for you. She was so touched cause guess
• 2:05:19
  what? That was her son's favorite
• 2:05:21
  flower that and he passed away. And she said that that
• 2:05:24
  absolutely made her day. He does like picking flowers for
• 2:05:30
  people, but I was. That was just like the sweetest
• 2:05:33
  thing that he did and it made her so happy.
• 2:05:36
  And I was just like, I'm so proud of our kid being so sweet.
• 2:05:40
  Yeah, there are a lot of. Kids that their parents don't
• 2:05:43
  sleep. Like it's all of his
• 2:05:44
  girlfriends. He's.
• 2:05:46
  Been, I mean, he's been nice to me the that's.
• 2:05:52
  Because he owns you. Yeah, yes.
• 2:05:55
  And I'm and I'm and I'm and I'm touched by that.
• 2:05:59
  Although, although you might have to, you know, you might
• 2:06:05
  have to fight a few ladies for that, But but then, oh.
• 2:06:09
  No, no, no. You don't want to go there.
• 2:06:10
  He'll steal those ladies. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:13
  Yeah, no, that, that's that's that's what I that's what I was.
• 2:06:18
  That's what I was just think thinking so well that.
• 2:06:23
  Is that is cute? Yeah.
• 2:06:25
  He likes to pick the dandelions, especially for his mommy.
• 2:06:29
  And he was very upset when winter came and there were less
• 2:06:34
  flowers because he couldn't be picking the dandelions.
• 2:06:38
  And yes they they are a weed, but to a child they are a flower
• 2:06:43
  dandelion. Salad is pretty good actually,
• 2:06:47
  if you know to make it so. Also, Speaking of mother's,
• 2:06:57
  Mother's Day is coming up. I don't have any like, I mean, I
• 2:07:06
  mean, my mom is a fan of Night of, of the vigilante.
• 2:07:11
  So as your mom will. Be too if you pick up your copy
• 2:07:17
  for Mother's Day. But you know who would really
• 2:07:20
  appreciate it? And you got a extra month for
• 2:07:23
  that one. Also a great Father's Day
• 2:07:26
  present, Sam. Oh yeah, big fuck about.
• 2:07:33
  Manly shit, how can you go wrong?
• 2:07:37
  Can't. Indeed.
• 2:07:41
  You know, unless your dad is transgender or something, I
• 2:07:43
  guess you got to what you got to think about that nowadays.
• 2:07:50
  We got those lady penises around.
• 2:07:53
  Well. You know, I mean Tim, I mean Tim
• 2:07:56
  Walls too, you know? I was.
• 2:08:02
  Going through some of my old pictures Sam and the screenshot
• 2:08:05
  of me making a stupid face next to Tim Walls makes me laugh
• 2:08:09
  every time. How?
• 2:08:12
  They thought that dude was a good pick.
• 2:08:14
  I'll never like you can say what you want about Kamala.
• 2:08:17
  They were kind of forced into Kamala, but then to pick him of
• 2:08:21
  all the like, they could have picked Shapiro, They could have
• 2:08:23
  picked you know what I mean? And they picked that guy.
• 2:08:26
  The biggest fucking joke of all the Dem governors.
• 2:08:29
  Well. You, well, you actually had an
• 2:08:31
  explanation for that they could have picked.
• 2:08:33
  Cuomo. Well, yeah, they could.
• 2:08:36
  They couldn't pick Shapiro because he's Jewish and they're
• 2:08:39
  all pro Palestine. So that was kind of ruled out
• 2:08:42
  and and. They and they couldn't pick they
• 2:08:44
  they couldn't pick Cuomo because he's too toxic masculinity, yet
• 2:08:51
  they're letting. Him make a comeback anyway, no.
• 2:08:55
  No, I, no, I know, I I know. But.
• 2:08:57
  It's. It's funny.
• 2:08:59
  Him and Al Franken can sexually assault women and just come back
• 2:09:02
  from it. And if you're on the right wing,
• 2:09:04
  you can't do that at all. I.
• 2:09:07
  Actually think it should be the same for everybody.
• 2:09:09
  If you'd sexually assault women, your time in the spotlight
• 2:09:11
  should be up. Facts.
• 2:09:14
  I don't. Care what fucking letters next
• 2:09:17
  to your name, Al Franken, Hover Hands Franken, or double
• 2:09:20
  fucking. Standards, of course, or.
• 2:09:22
  Or slapping. Them on the ass like the old day
• 2:09:25
  Cuomo. No, you're done bro That's it.
• 2:09:27
  Get the fuck out of here. If you can't keep your hands to
• 2:09:30
  yourself, why should we elect you to dog fucking catcher?
• 2:09:37
  Same thing. Same thing with, well, I mean,
• 2:09:41
  you know, it's like Willie. Yeah, I will.
• 2:09:46
  You know, he had a wire to to veer those things away from him,
• 2:09:52
  didn't he? If it weren't for Hillary, Bill
• 2:09:55
  wouldn't have got away with all them rapes.
• 2:09:57
  Yeah, and people, I, people like to say that.
• 2:10:01
  People, I hate it when you say that.
• 2:10:03
  But I mean, women are women are just as as culpable for some of
• 2:10:09
  that as men are. She knew what was going on.
• 2:10:14
  If if. You look.
• 2:10:18
  I know, maybe it's not a popular thing or the right time to say
• 2:10:22
  it, but Linda McMahon knew damn well what was going on with
• 2:10:24
  Vince, too. Yep, tell me.
• 2:10:28
  She didn't know all these years that that their marriage was a
• 2:10:31
  sham. You know the thing.
• 2:10:36
  That always amazes me so much. It it doesn't shock me or
• 2:10:42
  surprise me, but it's still amazing to watch.
• 2:10:45
  Sometimes is how women can be, can be just really nasty to each
• 2:10:52
  other in ways like men. Unless you're like a psycho.
• 2:11:00
  Just like orange, Yeah. So.
• 2:11:06
  Well, I. Like to say it like when women,
• 2:11:09
  when I get in a fist fight with a bro, usually once it's over,
• 2:11:13
  it's over. Yeah.
• 2:11:15
  And it's never usually comes from a place of like, serious
• 2:11:18
  hatred either. It usually comes from much more
• 2:11:20
  petty things than that. But.
• 2:11:23
  Women, if they get to the point of that level of anger, which we
• 2:11:27
  would have a fight and be done with, or yell at each other or
• 2:11:31
  something to that effect. They.
• 2:11:34
  Want to like RIP the other woman's ovaries out as a trophy
• 2:11:38
  or something? Like they don't ever stop and
• 2:11:40
  there's no camaraderie of like, we had a fight and now we're
• 2:11:43
  cool. They'll never forgive each
• 2:11:45
  other, ever. Oh, I know it.
• 2:11:48
  It's some of the stuff I've heard women just like Overheard
• 2:11:53
  I I've heard someone say like fucking vile stuff to each other
• 2:11:57
  that like I wouldn't even I wouldn't.
• 2:11:59
  Nastiest fights? I ever broke up as a bouncer or
• 2:12:02
  security. We're women fighting women,
• 2:12:04
  always. That you know that that that
• 2:12:08
  does not surprise me at all, in the very least because by.
• 2:12:12
  The time you're breaking up a guy's fight, it's usually almost
• 2:12:15
  over. Guys, don't fight for 20
• 2:12:17
  minutes. Women do.
• 2:12:20
  They, they will fight for 20 straight minutes and they will
• 2:12:22
  fight. The thing about women in in
• 2:12:24
  those situations, once they've got into it, where they're
• 2:12:27
  fighting, it doesn't matter that there's 13 security guards
• 2:12:30
  trying to keep them apart. They're going to keep trying to
• 2:12:32
  fight. Most guys will not leave other
• 2:12:36
  guys like creepy text messages. I either like, you know,
• 2:12:42
  plotting to like, you know, laying out like plans for
• 2:12:47
  stalking or anything either, but.
• 2:12:53
  You see these women when they do get into the fights, you know,
• 2:12:56
  And it's like I'm look. A lot.
• 2:13:00
  Of people aren't going to like hearing this, but we don't have
• 2:13:03
  a lot of women on the security Staffs, especially at the time.
• 2:13:06
  So who breaks up the fight? Well, it's a bunch of dudes, big
• 2:13:09
  dudes, and you can grab, you know, one big dude, grab one
• 2:13:12
  girl, one big dude, grab the other.
• 2:13:13
  These are tiny little girls, right?
• 2:13:15
  They're like 120 a 130 lbs. You grab him around the waist
• 2:13:19
  and you think one big guy could control that.
• 2:13:21
  And usually that's true. But there's when women are in a
• 2:13:24
  fight, the thing about men, to break up a a fight between two
• 2:13:29
  men, all you have to do is introduce another stimulus.
• 2:13:32
  So for example, if you spray the two men in a fight with water,
• 2:13:38
  you'd be quick. You'd be surprised at how quick
• 2:13:40
  the fight stops before anybody even touches them because it's
• 2:13:43
  just enough to say, wait, what? What's going on?
• 2:13:45
  Why? Why are we doing this right?
• 2:13:47
  That's not true of women at all. There's.
• 2:13:50
  Nothing. Like if they are dead set on
• 2:13:52
  beating each other up, there is literally nothing you can do
• 2:13:56
  except physically restrain them from each other.
• 2:13:59
  And even and even then if you try and tear them apart hurt you
• 2:14:02
  in the. Process.
• 2:14:04
  And even then if and even then, if you try and bring them apart,
• 2:14:07
  like they'll squirm, yeah. That's what I mean.
• 2:14:10
  They they'll kick scratch at you and the three other guys trying
• 2:14:15
  to hold them back, you know, and it's like, and you're trying,
• 2:14:17
  it's a small woman. You're trying not to hurt them.
• 2:14:20
  You know what I mean? It's not like I can grab her and
• 2:14:22
  just, you know, it'll hurt her, but she's not and she doesn't
• 2:14:27
  have the same safety conscious mindset of me, right?
• 2:14:31
  And. I end up, you know, I used to
• 2:14:33
  end up if there was a woman fight and we only broke up a
• 2:14:36
  couple of them, but I'll end up with my hair ripped out, fucking
• 2:14:41
  scratched across the face, gouged in the eye, you know, and
• 2:14:45
  it, and it's not because they're mad at me, it's because I'm
• 2:14:47
  preventing them from fighting the target of their aggression.
• 2:14:51
  Right. And then once they calm down and
• 2:14:53
  they talk to me, they say they're sorry, you know, they're
• 2:14:55
  like, oh shit, I can't believe I, I don't know what came over
• 2:14:58
  me. But then they see the other
• 2:15:00
  bitch again as you're like, no, 'cause like if they fight,
• 2:15:04
  they're getting no trespassed. Sorry, not sorry.
• 2:15:06
  That's how it works. If you get in a fight on the
• 2:15:08
  premises, we're kicking you out and you're not coming back for a
• 2:15:10
  year period. Don't matter who you are, you're
• 2:15:13
  lucky we if we don't call the cops, you know what I mean?
• 2:15:17
  And so while you're trespassing the 2 girls that are in a fight,
• 2:15:19
  you keep them in separate rooms, but eventually you have to walk
• 2:15:22
  them out and if they see each other, it's on again on site.
• 2:15:27
  Women are fucking. Women can be scary.
• 2:15:31
  You know, men get mad and you can interrupt it with a lot of
• 2:15:33
  things. But when women have that pure
• 2:15:35
  rage in their heart for each other?
• 2:15:39
  Don't. Ever be the guy that has to step
• 2:15:41
  between them? Trust me.
• 2:15:45
  Yeah, I've witnessed enough and they.
• 2:15:49
  Know. That I'm.
• 2:15:51
  Not there to hurt them. So that's why they'll they're
• 2:15:53
  they'll while out on me, right, because they're just in a wild
• 2:15:58
  fucking manic and they know like I'm not going to turn around and
• 2:16:01
  punch them back or whatever, right.
• 2:16:04
  Obviously I. Yeah, and I mean I'm every once.
• 2:16:10
  In a while, you get the woman that wants you to like, like
• 2:16:12
  wants to taunt you as well. The drunk woman who's like you.
• 2:16:15
  You'll fight me. Oh, I'm not going to fight you.
• 2:16:18
  I'm going to kick you out. If you keep causing trouble, I
• 2:16:22
  ain't going to fight you. By the way, Moore had to dip
• 2:16:29
  out, so you know. Thanks to Moore for AS.
• 2:16:33
  Always. And yeah.
• 2:16:38
  Well, we. Got anything?
• 2:16:39
  Else, Sam, welcome to the Creator program, officially now.
• 2:16:45
  Thank you, Sir. No, not, not really.
• 2:16:51
  Not that I can think of. The only thing, and I know we'll
• 2:16:55
  cover this on well, I covered this on bits and bones.
• 2:16:59
  I know EA has like fired people. I'm.
• 2:17:06
  I don't want to speak for you Max, but like, I don't really
• 2:17:08
  care that corpo. Yeah, yeah, Morpheus had shared
• 2:17:13
  a story about it in our little Bits and Bones group, and my
• 2:17:16
  comment was. Well, I don't really.
• 2:17:19
  Care about like, 'cause the way the media, it wasn't even cause
• 2:17:22
  Morpheus had posted it. I read the article and the way
• 2:17:25
  the articles are always about this is like, oh, it's the worst
• 2:17:28
  thing ever that they laid people off.
• 2:17:29
  And I'm like at these companies that all the gamers hate.
• 2:17:33
  They're mad that they're laying off people making shitty games.
• 2:17:37
  Why, Yeah. Oh.
• 2:17:39
  Because you shouldn't celebrate somebody losing their job.
• 2:17:42
  Yes you should if they're bad at their job.
• 2:17:46
  And as far as I'm concerned, EA has been pretty terrible for a
• 2:17:49
  very long time, so I'm not surprised they have to fucking
• 2:17:51
  cut people out. Well, the.
• 2:17:53
  The other thing too is, Oh, well, these people have families
• 2:17:57
  and they, they're losing, you know, well, their jobs and
• 2:18:02
  they're not able to support their families.
• 2:18:04
  And to that I would say, you know, maybe, but it seems like a
• 2:18:10
  lot of the people in the gaming industry now are now childless.
• 2:18:14
  It's not even that, though. It's not that's a, it's a bad
• 2:18:17
  argument and here's why. They get severance packages,
• 2:18:19
  they get unemployment and they and also, you know what people
• 2:18:22
  used to say when you needed a new job?
• 2:18:24
  They used to say learn to code. What do you think these people
• 2:18:27
  do? They'll be all.
• 2:18:29
  Right. Yeah.
• 2:18:31
  They know how to code. They can get a job.
• 2:18:32
  Working on it may not be as glamorous as working on a video
• 2:18:36
  game, but they'll get a job. This shit, this type of shit is
• 2:18:39
  bullshit. OK, So what about thinking about
• 2:18:41
  all the people affected negatively by mass immigration,
• 2:18:44
  right? Yeah, that that's true.
• 2:18:47
  It's. Like, you know I'm out of a job
• 2:18:49
  because they can give it to a fucking immigrant for less money
• 2:18:53
  than me. Do they care about that?
• 2:18:56
  No, they don't care about that. They care about when the people
• 2:18:59
  at their woke video game studios get fired because they know
• 2:19:02
  they're woke. That's what.
• 2:19:03
  It really is. Yeah.
• 2:19:06
  And if even if they aren't all woke.
• 2:19:08
  Dude, you work at EA, you think I'm going to fucking care that
• 2:19:11
  you got laid off? They're the greediest company on
• 2:19:13
  earth. That's what you sign up for,
• 2:19:15
  bitch. It's for me.
• 2:19:17
  Too. It's the.
• 2:19:18
  Most evil corporation on earth, like four years in a row and you
• 2:19:22
  got a job there and you're surprised that you're going to
• 2:19:24
  get fired? For me too, it's, it's for me
• 2:19:29
  too, it's the thing of like they've gone out of the way to
• 2:19:32
  maybe not I, I know that some people, I'm not saying EA did
• 2:19:37
  this, but like there have been people in the gaming industry
• 2:19:40
  who have like gone out of the way to cancel, you know, people.
• 2:19:44
  Absolutely. EA did that Sam.
• 2:19:47
  Absolutely they did. EA is one of the worst offenders
• 2:19:52
  on that topic. Yes.
• 2:19:54
  I know you weren't sure offhand so I'm telling you yes EA
• 2:19:57
  absolutely was huge on cancel culture.
• 2:20:01
  They ban you for saying the most inocu.
• 2:20:03
  If you say MAGA in a chat in an EA game you will get banned.
• 2:20:08
  OK, well then yeah, fuck that. I mean, I I already had the fuck
• 2:20:13
  you kind of mentality, but yeah, you were giving.
• 2:20:15
  Them the benefit of a doubt that maybe they didn't do this, but
• 2:20:18
  I'm telling you EAEA Ubisoft, and I mean that's pretty much it
• 2:20:26
  in terms of like full woke companies.
• 2:20:28
  You could say Blizzard and Activision, but now they're
• 2:20:31
  owned by Microsoft and their management structure is
• 2:20:34
  changing. So it's hard to quantify at the
• 2:20:37
  moment, but like EA and Ubisoft, well, Ubisoft's kind of dead now
• 2:20:41
  too and EA is next. Just look at that look at what
• 2:20:44
  I'm saying here. The woke companies, two of them
• 2:20:47
  are basically dead in the water. EA is the third of course,
• 2:20:51
  they're laying off 10,000 workers.
• 2:20:52
  They're trying to save the company from workness and thank
• 2:20:58
  thank God for it. I hope that they do.
• 2:21:00
  I hope that they that they don't put out these woke games
• 2:21:03
  anymore. We all hate them.
• 2:21:04
  Look at the. Absolute.
• 2:21:07
  Fucking shit taking on them on the new Dragon Age game, you
• 2:21:14
  know, or the sports franchises dude, I even see that's The
• 2:21:18
  thing is EA often had the sports franchises to hang on to where
• 2:21:22
  is like you guys, you're not sports gamers, you and Morpheus
• 2:21:26
  and a lot of other gamers I. I used to be and so EA broke
• 2:21:31
  Madden so bad I lost interest. Right, but.
• 2:21:35
  If you're not currently a sports gamer, what happens is you will
• 2:21:40
  easily write those things off. But I'm gonna tell you that a
• 2:21:42
  lot of the newer ones are at least passable, and then some of
• 2:21:48
  them are worse than others, right?
• 2:21:49
  Just as you would expect, but it gets worse every year.
• 2:21:53
  Madden 25 is way worse than Madden 24 and it's worse than 23
• 2:21:57
  and UFC 5 is garbage. I just played it, it just came
• 2:22:02
  out UFC5I wanted to like it. I really liked UFC three and
• 2:22:06
  four. UFC 5 it's trash.
• 2:22:09
  So even their sports division and and as I don't play soccer
• 2:22:12
  games, but I've heard that the new FIFA, they don't call it
• 2:22:15
  FIFA anymore. I forget what it's called now.
• 2:22:20
  The new football franchise that used to be FIFA doesn't do well
• 2:22:22
  either, right? That people that really like it,
• 2:22:25
  they're not into it anymore. EA is losing on the core gaming
• 2:22:29
  front because they go went full woke.
• 2:22:31
  But on the sports gaming front, they're not losing because of
• 2:22:33
  wokeness. They're losing because they're
• 2:22:35
  not creative, they're not original and they're not making
• 2:22:37
  good products. That well.
• 2:22:39
  That that's what I'm saying, Max.
• 2:22:40
  I used to be, you know, a sports game or guy, you know, with with
• 2:22:45
  EA and I've kind of lost interest because just the games
• 2:22:50
  don't work that well at all. Sure, but it's.
• 2:22:54
  Easy when you fall out of it to just say they all suck.
• 2:22:56
  But that's not that's not actually the case.
• 2:22:59
  A lot of people kind of just fall into that.
• 2:23:01
  I'm not saying that's what you said, but.
• 2:23:04
  Some of. Them you might like more than
• 2:23:06
  others. That's what I'm saying.
• 2:23:07
  You fell out of it because you're like, enough of them are
• 2:23:08
  bad that I didn't want to bother.
• 2:23:10
  Some of them have been all right.
• 2:23:11
  Madden 23 was really good, you know No, you like I said, UFC
• 2:23:17
  three and four were really good. I think that FIFA was good a
• 2:23:22
  couple years ago too. But The thing is, and I didn't
• 2:23:25
  play that the hockey games I will say this, the hockey game
• 2:23:28
  quality has gone up every year, but nobody plays hockey games
• 2:23:31
  but me. So is that I beta test Sam, I
• 2:23:35
  beta test the new NHL games 'cause I like hockey.
• 2:23:38
  I. Used to I I played NHL 2 KS.
• 2:23:45
  Oh God. Way back during the PS2 era I
• 2:23:48
  played NHL2K7. I think that's not.
• 2:23:52
  EA. Well.
• 2:23:55
  Yeah, that, that's what I'm saying.
• 2:23:57
  I know, I know that's not EA. And that was the two.
• 2:24:00
  K series was better almost overall in every category like
• 2:24:04
  2K football, 2K2K5, ESPN football.
• 2:24:10
  Is. Still my favorite football game
• 2:24:11
  and it's the last non Madden game.
• 2:24:15
  Absolute. Absolutely.
• 2:24:18
  I still I have it on my steam deck emulated from Xbox One
• 2:24:23
  cause the Xbox version was the best because it had the halftime
• 2:24:26
  show in the in the weekly radio podcast about your league when
• 2:24:31
  you did franchise mode. That shit was dope.
• 2:24:33
  Yes, that, yes, absolutely and they've.
• 2:24:37
  They've not improved since that. I play Madden today and all I
• 2:24:40
  can think is if I played 2K5 I'd have a better time.
• 2:24:47
  The hockey. Was better in the 2K series.
• 2:24:49
  Although now there's no 2K hockey anymore.
• 2:24:52
  There's only NHL 25 which is yay.
• 2:24:57
  I don't know if they got the exclusive license like they did
• 2:24:59
  with the NFL but there are no other hockey games and they
• 2:25:03
  don't. I don't believe they have the
• 2:25:04
  basketball license because 2K makes the NBA game and that is a
• 2:25:10
  whole nother clusterfuck of wrong decisions as well.
• 2:25:14
  The modern 2K game is full of micro and transactions and
• 2:25:17
  actually has a casino in it that you can spend real money at.
• 2:25:21
  Oh boy, but that's. Not EA so I won't give them the
• 2:25:25
  credit for that, but yeah, EA laid off a bunch of people.
• 2:25:28
  I just explained to you why their games are shitty and then
• 2:25:32
  the other two big woke companies are on the verge of or are gone.
• 2:25:37
  Ubisoft and EA both have been around since the 80s and they're
• 2:25:40
  both facing the prospect of not being here in five years.
• 2:25:45
  And it's because they went all in on woke and all in on Saint
• 2:25:49
  like. Like let's ignore the political
• 2:25:50
  part. What do EA and Ubisoft have in
• 2:25:53
  common gaming wise? They put out repetitive games
• 2:25:56
  with exactly the same structure over and over and over again.
• 2:26:01
  They don't feel new. Is Far Cry 3 and Far Cry 5 and
• 2:26:04
  Far Cry 6 any different? Not really.
• 2:26:07
  Yeah. They have a.
• 2:26:08
  Different setting, couple new animals, same fucking game.
• 2:26:12
  It like everything these these companies Ubisoft and EA did was
• 2:26:16
  a rehash of something else that was already done and a worse job
• 2:26:19
  at it. And they're wondering why
• 2:26:21
  they're losing money hand over fist.
• 2:26:23
  Well, give the gamers what they want.
• 2:26:24
  A good fucking game. That's what they want, yeah.
• 2:26:30
  That's that's why like I like before.
• 2:26:34
  I met. You like three or four years ago
• 2:26:38
  I was talking with a few, you know, fellow James Bond fans who
• 2:26:45
  were like, I wish in I wish EA still had the Bond games because
• 2:26:52
  those were like good. Now they weren't, they weren't
• 2:26:55
  gamers like I am. So the only games they had
• 2:26:59
  played were Bond games. And I said Oh well trust me, you
• 2:27:02
  don't want EA to be making the Bond games anymore, trust me.
• 2:27:09
  So and then I I showed them some of the crap that EA has put out
• 2:27:15
  and they agreed. And that was not like 4 years
• 2:27:19
  ago now, so. I will say this though, there's
• 2:27:24
  another big company that's doing a little bit of that, just put
• 2:27:28
  out games people like and that is there's everybody can hate me
• 2:27:32
  for saying it. Microsoft, they just stealth
• 2:27:34
  drop that remaster of Oblivion. Everybody seems to like it.
• 2:27:37
  Yeah, you can't. Even argue the world politics.
• 2:27:43
  Except that they did change male and female to body types, which
• 2:27:46
  was dumb. Yeah.
• 2:27:50
  That's dumb, but it's not going to.
• 2:27:54
  But I'm not going to do a whole ass, you know, freak out with
• 2:27:59
  fuck with phuking pronouns over. Yeah, no.
• 2:28:04
  Pronouns. Just the body types.
• 2:28:06
  So what else? Doom Doom Dark ages comes out in
• 2:28:12
  like 2 weeks. That's going to crush and you
• 2:28:16
  know it's going to be good it's doom it's it's software like
• 2:28:19
  I've already seen it's going to be good they.
• 2:28:22
  Put. Out the Indiana Jones game now,
• 2:28:24
  a lot of people acted like it was woke or something.
• 2:28:27
  I've played that game. It's fine, yeah.
• 2:28:30
  No, I actually and I can, I can actually play that game now too.
• 2:28:35
  And I don't usually buy games. I, I still might wait for that
• 2:28:41
  one to, to sell, but like, I've heard from like hardcore Indiana
• 2:28:45
  Jones fans that, that, that that game feels.
• 2:28:49
  Very authentic. I'm not the hardest core of
• 2:28:53
  indie fans, but it feels very indie.
• 2:28:57
  No, but you know people, people in people like in the author
• 2:29:02
  community who you know, but on the show like some of them are
• 2:29:06
  like they they grew up in the 80s when the original films so
• 2:29:09
  did. I I'm just saying I wasn't like
• 2:29:11
  obsessed, but they, I get it, they're more into it than I am.
• 2:29:14
  And if if I, as a casual guy and they as a more hardcore guy are
• 2:29:18
  both saying it's a really good indie game, you have to listen,
• 2:29:22
  right? Yeah.
• 2:29:23
  And and that's, and that's what I'm saying is so.
• 2:29:27
  Yeah, it it takes place I think between the second and third
• 2:29:31
  movie, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah.
• 2:29:34
  And Troy Baker does it, but it's hard.
• 2:29:36
  You'd be hard pressed to tell it's not Harrison Ford at
• 2:29:39
  points. That that is true I looks like.
• 2:29:44
  Harrison Ford, like the graphics, are spectacular.
• 2:29:47
  Yeah, I actually, because I know Troy's.
• 2:29:53
  If you know Troy's voice well enough, you can pick up on like
• 2:29:56
  some subtle. We all do because he voice acts
• 2:30:00
  every fucking video game ever but this?
• 2:30:02
  He did a good job in this one, yeah.
• 2:30:04
  It's, it's, it's very, it's very subtle.
• 2:30:08
  Like my mom couldn't tell that they're friends at all.
• 2:30:14
  And so yeah, I I feel like Microsoft is just putting out
• 2:30:17
  banger after banger quietly. I I also a new game.
• 2:30:21
  It's it came out on game pass and as like early access.
• 2:30:25
  Otherwise tower born. I've been playing this, this is
• 2:30:30
  Xbox Game Studios, so it is internally it, it is a Microsoft
• 2:30:34
  game and I'm sorry, Microsoft Game Studios, whatever they call
• 2:30:37
  it. And it's a side scrolling beat
• 2:30:40
  em up RPG like MMO. So it's sort of like if you
• 2:30:47
  don't Dungeon Fighter Online, but modern graphics, that's what
• 2:30:51
  it is. I'm having a lot of fun with
• 2:30:53
  that. It doesn't feel very woke to me
• 2:30:56
  or anything like that, and it's got a good little combat loop
• 2:31:00
  where you go into a stage, you beat up a bunch of enemies and
• 2:31:03
  you level up. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:07
  And there's bosses and you're supposed to like team up with
• 2:31:10
  other people to do harder bosses like in MMO.
• 2:31:13
  But it's a beam up, real fun stuff.
• 2:31:16
  Yeah, Xbox killing it. Also publishing their games on
• 2:31:20
  the PlayStation rather than just keeping them internally.
• 2:31:24
  Sony could learn a thing or two about exclusives not actually
• 2:31:27
  selling consoles. I.
• 2:31:30
  I listen, I fully agree with that.
• 2:31:33
  I've been saying for years that like, it would be awesome if you
• 2:31:38
  could play, if you could play Ghost of Shashima.
• 2:31:42
  Which I can now but the problem is is that Sony are pricks and
• 2:31:45
  so when they re release old games on the PCI don't feel like
• 2:31:48
  paying $60.00 for it. That's a.
• 2:31:52
  Problem they have, but you know, Microsoft doing the opposite,
• 2:31:56
  saying console exclusives is the opposite of what we should be
• 2:31:59
  doing. Seems to me to say Sony's kind
• 2:32:02
  of living in the past. Yeah, you're not wrong.
• 2:32:10
  Just get Bloodborne on PC and I think that people would soften
• 2:32:14
  on Sony quite a bit. But the.
• 2:32:16
  Fact that they refuse to do that under any circumstances.
• 2:32:22
  I don't even care that much but like I've played all the other
• 2:32:24
  Dark Souls games so Bloodborne to me doesn't mean much.
• 2:32:27
  I don't know, like I, I think people overrate it, but I I've
• 2:32:31
  played because I have played it but not beaten it because I
• 2:32:35
  won't until it's on PC. Yeah.
• 2:32:40
  Where I beat every other Dark Souls game and people would be
• 2:32:43
  like oh the first Dark Souls on PC was terrible.
• 2:32:45
  Yeah, I only played the remastered 1 so.
• 2:32:48
  Oh, they're going to hate. Me for that.
• 2:32:52
  Pete you know, Max, it's, it's funny you say people are going
• 2:32:56
  to hate you for that. People.
• 2:32:59
  I I got Flack because I played Alan Wake too.
• 2:33:04
  And were there some woke things? Yes.
• 2:33:11
  But yeah, like the main. Character.
• 2:33:14
  But it didn't. It didn't.
• 2:33:16
  Like it wasn't so bad. It ruined the game completely
• 2:33:21
  either. Yeah, I.
• 2:33:24
  Expect a little wokeness out of remedy.
• 2:33:27
  Yeah, it is. What it is I I also think a lot
• 2:33:31
  of people are pussies and they won't play a game because it 1
• 2:33:34
  little thing they don't like and it's like, OK cool.
• 2:33:38
  You know, it's funny because they're all obsessed with AAA
• 2:33:41
  games. And when I recommend all these
• 2:33:42
  awesome indie games, they stick their nose up in the air at it
• 2:33:45
  and it's like, well, I don't hate the games I'm playing.
• 2:33:52
  He's like you. All are actually in the wrong
• 2:33:54
  this time. I could tell you like Indies
• 2:33:56
  right now that I've been playing recently.
• 2:33:58
  River City girls, 2 fucking soul stone survivors.
• 2:34:02
  I'm looking right now. VV rising, the vampire, survival
• 2:34:07
  one, Barony I play Party hard, Dead pixels 2.
• 2:34:12
  These are all games I've played this week Sam that are indie
• 2:34:18
  Jotenheim hordes of hell. That's a great indie Dave the
• 2:34:22
  Diver. If you haven't played Dave the
• 2:34:24
  Diver you're missing out. What are you playing these
• 2:34:26
  crappy woke indie AAA games for when you could be playing Dave
• 2:34:29
  the Diver for like 10 bucks? You fucking retarded.
• 2:34:33
  Abathor, a great side scrolling arcade style game.
• 2:34:37
  Spell Brigade, a great Vampire Survivor style game maniac also
• 2:34:42
  in the same genre. The.
• 2:34:46
  Skald Against the Black Priory. These are all indie games that I
• 2:34:50
  play regularly. Sam and I had There's More
• 2:34:53
  Heroes Hour, another one. People think I'm fucking around.
• 2:34:59
  When I say I play mostly indie games, I am not.
• 2:35:01
  And I'm a much happier gamer than all you motherfuckers
• 2:35:05
  waiting for your big budget releases, 'cause then the big
• 2:35:09
  budget release comes out and disappoints you.
• 2:35:11
  And I'm playing an indie game that I'm like, damn, I need to
• 2:35:13
  stop. I gotta go do stuff.
• 2:35:17
  I'm like, I'm in the addiction of gaming with these indie games
• 2:35:20
  and you're all like, I hate. Everything.
• 2:35:22
  I hate gaming. So much.
• 2:35:24
  Maybe pick up a fucking indie game.
• 2:35:27
  Which I which I've which I've started to do folks on the
• 2:35:30
  suggestion of Max and I'm a lot happier.
• 2:35:34
  Yeah, you'll pay a lot less and get more hours out of most of
• 2:35:37
  them set. Well, same thing with like PO.
• 2:35:40
  Same thing with like publishing too.
• 2:35:42
  It's funny because people like, Oh my God, all the big
• 2:35:45
  publishers are woke. And I'm like, I'm like really
• 2:35:52
  well, I can think of a couple and not just me, by the way,
• 2:35:56
  like there are other, I mean how I have other indie authors, you
• 2:36:03
  know, on the show like almost every week who, who are legit,
• 2:36:08
  you know. Couldn't tell.
• 2:36:09
  Our message has been to support independent media.
• 2:36:13
  That's been our biggest message for the last, what, three years?
• 2:36:18
  Yeah, well that. And meet people where they're
• 2:36:20
  at. Those are the two, right Sport
• 2:36:21
  independent media and meet people where they're at.
• 2:36:25
  And we always get back to those two themes, don't we?
• 2:36:28
  Whether it be indie authors, indie films, indie music, indie
• 2:36:31
  games, indie comics. There's some cool indie comics
• 2:36:35
  out now too. Yeah, which are, you know, shout
• 2:36:40
  out to front of the show, Henry Brown and.
• 2:36:44
  That's why I wanted to include comics, because there's friends
• 2:36:47
  with the show doing that too, yeah.
• 2:36:50
  And I mean that's that's. Cool indie comics is where it's
• 2:36:55
  at now. If you pick up Marvel, Oh my
• 2:36:57
  God. Oh.
• 2:37:00
  My, it's so bad now, Sam. I it, it was, it was bad 10
• 2:37:07
  years ago when when I I I. Know and it's somehow like 10
• 2:37:12
  times worse, but there's all these cool indie comics people
• 2:37:17
  will shit on like RIP a verse and all that shit I not me
• 2:37:23
  whether it's my thing or not you know I think that's awesome they
• 2:37:26
  were doing something original unique independent, making
• 2:37:30
  things happen I respect that that's.
• 2:37:32
  That's another thing I want to go off on a bit.
• 2:37:36
  Eric July is, not is. I I.
• 2:37:43
  Won't say that he's not he's not a grifter completed, but when it
• 2:37:46
  comes to the comics, no, that that's not a grift that's an
• 2:37:50
  that's like an actual business. I I really hate this mentality.
• 2:37:56
  You're paying for a. Product.
• 2:37:58
  It's not a grift. Unless the product.
• 2:38:00
  Doesn't arrive or something. And as I hear it, people love
• 2:38:03
  those comics and they do get them, so it's not a grift.
• 2:38:06
  Yeah, I hate this mentality. I mean, same thing even that
• 2:38:11
  like people like, oh, Hulk Hogan is grifting with All American
• 2:38:15
  Mirror. No, he's putting his brand on.
• 2:38:19
  He was. Hired as a spokesman.
• 2:38:22
  Yeah, yeah. That that's not a, that's a.
• 2:38:25
  Job. That's that's not a grift.
• 2:38:29
  Oh, people have Max. Have you seen the videos that
• 2:38:35
  the Hulkster have has posted to his?
• 2:38:41
  I've seen some. I do know that.
• 2:38:43
  Have you heard about the real American Freestyle, that him and
• 2:38:47
  Eric Bischoff are starting a wrestling league with real
• 2:38:50
  wrestling? Yeah.
• 2:38:51
  That that that's that's what these videos are.
• 2:38:53
  And I actually wanted to get your your reaction to it's going
• 2:38:57
  to. Bomb terribly.
• 2:39:00
  Nobody wants to watch real wrestling, I promise you.
• 2:39:09
  There. Yeah, You're you're Yeah, you're
• 2:39:12
  not. You're not wrong.
• 2:39:14
  They can dress. It up like pro wrestling, but
• 2:39:17
  there has to like either they're either nobody's going to watch
• 2:39:20
  it or they have to work it like there's they can't do a
• 2:39:23
  legitimate freestyle wrestling league and expect it to draw
• 2:39:28
  lots of viewers. That's just not going to happen.
• 2:39:32
  Yeah, you. Yeah, No, I, I, I agree with
• 2:39:35
  you. Especially when WWE is is
• 2:39:40
  crushing the market so heavily. I mean unless you listen to the
• 2:39:45
  AW nerds who think that WrestleMania was the worst thing
• 2:39:47
  ever. But it seems to be only them and
• 2:39:50
  the marks that talk about wrestling all the time.
• 2:39:53
  Everybody else, the shows are selling out there.
• 2:39:56
  We're getting 5 million views each week on Netflix.
• 2:40:00
  I hate to break it to the nerds, you guys are just wrong.
• 2:40:03
  You just don't like it and you should stop watching.
• 2:40:05
  Not you per SE. But like, if you, if you're
• 2:40:08
  like, oh, this is the worst ever, you should just it's just
• 2:40:12
  not for you because like, like everybody's like, oh, Jay, who's
• 2:40:15
  so winning. Wow.
• 2:40:16
  No, it's like, dude, do you see the fucking reactions this guy
• 2:40:19
  get? Have you seen how much
• 2:40:21
  merchandise he sells? People are kids.
• 2:40:25
  Love him. Yes, and that matters in
• 2:40:28
  wrestling because those kids sell tickets to not only
• 2:40:31
  themselves, but their parents. That that's like people being
• 2:40:38
  mad, you know, this was a thing. I don't know if you ever
• 2:40:42
  experienced this, but like I remember back in the day, there
• 2:40:47
  were people who got annoyed. There were grown ass adults who
• 2:40:51
  went to comics who got annoyed with Spider Man because Spider
• 2:40:55
  Man appealed to kids and they felt that like spider Man was
• 2:40:59
  overhyped and no that. Is modern, that is, that is, and
• 2:41:07
  and it's my generation and your, your generation, especially like
• 2:41:11
  10 years younger than me of wrestling fans, see, because I'm
• 2:41:14
  old enough that I grew up on the 80s stuff where you're not.
• 2:41:19
  And so the people around your age group, what did they grow up
• 2:41:22
  with? The Attitude Era when it was,
• 2:41:25
  I'm not going to say it was oriented for adults.
• 2:41:27
  It wasn't. It was oriented for 15 year old
• 2:41:30
  boys and now they think that that's adult content and that
• 2:41:35
  they feel that anything that is like less mature.
• 2:41:39
  And by that they mean swearing and drugs and ultraviolence and
• 2:41:44
  sex. If it doesn't have that, then
• 2:41:47
  it's just stupid Kitty shit. And you know what?
• 2:41:49
  Good, Because wrestling works best when it's stupid Kitty shit
• 2:41:53
  for kids. If you if you are a grown
• 2:41:56
  wrestling fan and you do not realize that that is the whole
• 2:42:00
  fucking point is for kids, then you're the biggest mark of them
• 2:42:06
  all. You know Max, I've.
• 2:42:10
  I've got news for you then. There are a lot of fucking marks
• 2:42:14
  there are. There are look.
• 2:42:17
  Families with kids don't want to watch AEW.
• 2:42:21
  Families with kids are probably not going to want to watch
• 2:42:24
  actual real freestyle wrestling either.
• 2:42:29
  That that's that. Well, that's.
• 2:42:32
  Why? Though too, Max, like I think I
• 2:42:35
  think you know, WWE doing the deal with Netflix is actually
• 2:42:40
  from a business perspective insanely smart, right?
• 2:42:43
  Because because you because you have people.
• 2:42:49
  And I know, oh, Netflix does woke programming.
• 2:42:52
  It's it's still one of the biggest streaming subscription
• 2:42:56
  platforms out there. So there there are people who
• 2:43:00
  are watching wrestling now who might not have ever gotten into
• 2:43:04
  it because it's on Netflix and it's now accessible.
• 2:43:08
  Yeah. And.
• 2:43:08
  A lot of them are kids. Yeah, and they.
• 2:43:11
  Love Jay USO and I don't care that you 35 year old fucking
• 2:43:16
  grown man hate him. If I'm running the show and the
• 2:43:20
  little kids are bringing whole families out and your grown ass
• 2:43:23
  is just bitching on the Internet, who the fuck do you
• 2:43:26
  think I'm going to cater my programming to?
• 2:43:29
  You know, I, I don't, I don't think that the Internet marks
• 2:43:33
  understand why they don't get listened to because they do not
• 2:43:38
  represent the audience at all. And when the when you do
• 2:43:42
  represent that audience, you get a product like AEW, which
• 2:43:46
  600,000 people love and they watch every week and it's the
• 2:43:50
  same fucking people and they're never going to grow one bit.
• 2:43:55
  Well, it's it's. That it's also, and I can't
• 2:44:00
  believe I have to explain this, but it's it's one thing to it's
• 2:44:05
  one thing to criticize and offer constructive criticism.
• 2:44:10
  It's another thing to just bitch and moan and not offer any.
• 2:44:16
  Did I? Were you there when I explained
• 2:44:18
  to my wife what fantasy booking was?
• 2:44:22
  I'm not sure if I was. So she'd never heard of it
• 2:44:26
  before because she casually watches wrestling, right?
• 2:44:29
  Like most people. And when I told her that there's
• 2:44:31
  a whole like, market of people that do videos and they have
• 2:44:36
  forums and all they do is fantasy book wrestling, she was
• 2:44:41
  like, so they're just writing fan fiction?
• 2:44:43
  Yes, yes, that's what you're doing, nerd.
• 2:44:47
  You're writing wrestling fan fiction.
• 2:44:49
  Yeah, And just because you think your fanfic is good, it's just
• 2:44:53
  like the fanfic writer Sam. Most of them think their shit's
• 2:44:56
  not only good, but better than the thing they're emulating.
• 2:44:58
  That's how wrestling fans are. But the fact of the matter is,
• 2:45:02
  is that you can say WrestleMania was terrible this year.
• 2:45:06
  It was the largest grossing one of all time.
• 2:45:09
  Yes you can. Say that you don't like the
• 2:45:11
  current program 5 million people watch every week on Netflix of
• 2:45:16
  Raw. Show.
• 2:45:18
  Not the clips, the show itself. That's 10 times the audience
• 2:45:23
  almost of AEW. If you think AEW does it right
• 2:45:27
  and WWE does it wrong, you might want to just ponder the
• 2:45:32
  possibility that maybe you're what you like isn't popular.
• 2:45:37
  Wrestle Wrestle Mania made on the front page The Wall Street
• 2:45:41
  Journal's website this week. It hasn't done that in a long
• 2:45:48
  time, yeah. They are on a roll and part of
• 2:45:52
  why they did that also was that they bought AAA in Mexico.
• 2:45:56
  You know, legendary, legendary lucha organization.
• 2:46:00
  Although I wouldn't say their modern product is lucha.
• 2:46:02
  It hasn't been in a long time. Conan.
• 2:46:07
  Conan is the Booker in AAA right now too, so that should be
• 2:46:10
  interesting. I don't know if anybody ever
• 2:46:12
  cared for Triple. I know that the wrestling nerds,
• 2:46:14
  they all watch Japan wrestling, but I I doubt many of them care
• 2:46:18
  for lucha. It would bore the shit out of
• 2:46:23
  them. Did you know that lucha's for
• 2:46:24
  kids? Sam unapologetically.
• 2:46:27
  Oh. No, man.
• 2:46:31
  And they have. They have the good guy who wins
• 2:46:34
  in the end and the bad guy who's just bad, and then they fight
• 2:46:38
  because the bad guy does something bad and the good guy
• 2:46:41
  wins. And so it's really predictable.
• 2:46:45
  Oh no, Max, we, we, we can't do that.
• 2:46:48
  We have to subvert. But CMLL can absolutely sell out
• 2:46:52
  Arena della Mexico, so it's very popular.
• 2:46:58
  That's a very large arena, Sam. It's almost as large as the one
• 2:47:00
  WrestleMania was just held in. And they sell it out at least
• 2:47:03
  twice a year, if not more than that.
• 2:47:05
  And AAA sells out their main event, which is called Triple
• 2:47:08
  Mania every year. You're talking 40 to 70,000 fans
• 2:47:13
  in Mexico. Yeah.
• 2:47:14
  And the opening up the Mexican market, it was huge for WWE
• 2:47:18
  because they couldn't currently run shows down there because all
• 2:47:20
  the buildings are owned by those two companies.
• 2:47:23
  Now that they have AAA they all that means that they also own a
• 2:47:26
  couple of arenas down there. Yeah, as.
• 2:47:30
  Well as a new place to develop talent outside of their
• 2:47:34
  traditional, the way they do it huge huge thing.
• 2:47:38
  And they're looking to purchase New Japan as well, which would
• 2:47:42
  be insane to me. The fact that they purchased AAA
• 2:47:45
  is already insane if they purchased New Japan.
• 2:47:48
  AW like Tony Khan better just retire because those those are
• 2:47:54
  the places that he got all his talent from was New Japan and
• 2:47:57
  fucking AAA. That is true.
• 2:48:03
  Yeah. That's why they're buying them
• 2:48:04
  Sam. Like they don't care too much
• 2:48:08
  about AW. You can tell they don't care too
• 2:48:10
  much, but they are trying to kill it.
• 2:48:14
  It's just. That they're worse at killing it
• 2:48:16
  than Tony Khan and Jon Moxley. Well, I mean, thank you, Tony.
• 2:48:22
  Khan, here's some free advice. Get rid of Jon.
• 2:48:25
  Moxley, he's going to kill your company.
• 2:48:27
  There you go. You're welcome.
• 2:48:30
  Yeah, also. Tell Jericho he has to retire.
• 2:48:35
  For fucks sake. Even the AW fans are telling him
• 2:48:37
  to retire. Well, you know that that's kind
• 2:48:41
  of hard to you know, it's kind of hard to do when you know
• 2:48:47
  you're killing your own comedy. So it's.
• 2:48:52
  Kind of hard to do when you're a giant pussy nerd that's never
• 2:48:56
  had to confront an actual man in his whole life.
• 2:48:59
  That's what it is. The wrestlers over there seem to
• 2:49:01
  walk all over Tony Khan. It's because he's a fucking
• 2:49:04
  nerd, you know what I'm saying? He's a money nerd.
• 2:49:08
  And they're like, yeah, I'm going to Jericho's just like,
• 2:49:11
  yeah, you're going to keep paying me.
• 2:49:13
  So I why the fuck would I retire meanwhile?
• 2:49:15
  He looks like. Shit, all his segments are shit.
• 2:49:19
  You see people think like I don't.
• 2:49:21
  I have not watched enough AW to make these judgments and they
• 2:49:24
  are mistaken. I've seen your garbage.
• 2:49:26
  It's garbage from beginning to end on every episode of Dynamite
• 2:49:31
  Collision and every pay-per-view.
• 2:49:33
  It is garbage. Garbage wrestling for little
• 2:49:37
  children will 13 year old mindset.
• 2:49:43
  Look, they did all. The moves.
• 2:49:45
  I love the moves. Bro can you run a mile?
• 2:49:52
  I can't. No, you're immune.
• 2:49:55
  From that one, but how? Did you push?
• 2:49:57
  Your wheelchair A mile. At a reasonable rate of speed.
• 2:50:00
  Yes, I knew. You could there that's.
• 2:50:03
  Yeah, I'm actually more physically fit than some of
• 2:50:06
  these wrestling larks, which is sad but true.
• 2:50:10
  Imagine. Being like imagine being like
• 2:50:12
  PPP and thinking you can criticize wrestlers.
• 2:50:18
  He does. He does.
• 2:50:20
  Just like how do you in your brain justify that fatso?
• 2:50:26
  Apart from, apart from wrestling, it is.
• 2:50:32
  It is. Actually like sad to me that I
• 2:50:37
  that I get more movement that dude is more sedentary than I
• 2:50:43
  fucking AM and you know, I and I'm sitting down most he gets.
• 2:50:50
  Out of. Breath talking.
• 2:50:53
  Fucking talking. Yeah, I might.
• 2:50:58
  It might. Take me a second or two to, you
• 2:51:00
  know, to like, compose my thoughts, but I never, I never
• 2:51:06
  get out of breath talking. The only time I'm out of breath
• 2:51:10
  is if I'm laughing super hard at something, which does happen on
• 2:51:15
  occasion, but I've never run out of breath talking.
• 2:51:19
  I had a heart. Attack.
• 2:51:21
  I had a. Heart attack.
• 2:51:23
  And I'm telling you right now, it's very likely that one day in
• 2:51:27
  the not too distant future, couple years that we're going to
• 2:51:30
  be sitting here doing a show talking about that man fucking
• 2:51:33
  dying. And he don't think.
• 2:51:36
  That's real bro you are like 400 lbs.
• 2:51:40
  What's his name? Ashton yeah, you're, you're an
• 2:51:43
  ass ton of human being and you need to fucking lose some
• 2:51:46
  weight. He's.
• 2:51:47
  Younger than I am, and he looks older than me by like a good
• 2:51:54
  five or six years. And.
• 2:52:01
  He's got worse, He sitting. Next to him, worse, he has the
• 2:52:03
  answer to lose all that weight. Cocaine.
• 2:52:07
  No, don't PPP. Don't do cocaine.
• 2:52:10
  It's going to make your heart explode.
• 2:52:11
  I was a joke. I'm clear.
• 2:52:14
  I'm kind of surprised he hasn't. Yeah.
• 2:52:18
  If he did, if he started cocaine at that way, he'd be dead in a
• 2:52:22
  month. Yeah, not.
• 2:52:26
  A good idea that guy does not. He needs to stay away from
• 2:52:29
  stimulants and alcohol because it's just empty calories for his
• 2:52:34
  fat ass. I mean, are we I'd.
• 2:52:39
  Fight PPP. But I mean, he's fat.
• 2:52:45
  Nobody's worried about him. Well, I mean, if you fight PPP,
• 2:52:50
  you might kill him. Yeah, I.
• 2:52:52
  Know that's why I said he's fat. Like I don't want to hurt a big
• 2:52:55
  fat tub like him. Yeah, I want to.
• 2:53:01
  I want to make him wear a hippo costume.
• 2:53:07
  Or. Or.
• 2:53:09
  Or Bowser. From Mario, he could.
• 2:53:11
  He could dress up like that. OK, Bowser might work.
• 2:53:16
  I was going to say the hippo costume.
• 2:53:18
  That might be insulting to hippos.
• 2:53:20
  This. Motherfucker has the audet.
• 2:53:22
  Like, dude, you know, we don't think very highly of Ralph
• 2:53:25
  around here, but that fat motherfucker calls Ralph fat.
• 2:53:30
  Are you? Fucking serious.
• 2:53:33
  Dude, if Ralph has if Ralph. Has. 4 titties How many does PPP
• 2:53:37
  have? 12 Yes, Ralph 20.
• 2:53:42
  Of. Ralph.
• 2:53:44
  Ralph is not in good shape at all, but Ralph looks like a
• 2:53:47
  supermodel compared to yeah. And, you know, say what you
• 2:53:52
  want, Ralph actually has lost weight in the past couple years.
• 2:53:55
  How about you? Fat PPP.
• 2:53:58
  Yeah, and he's actually, I'm not saying he's sober all the time,
• 2:54:02
  but the few times I have seen him, he's been relatively.
• 2:54:09
  Yeah, and then and then he died and people shared all kinds of
• 2:54:12
  things. And then he wasn't dead, which
• 2:54:15
  was funny. But no, look, if you're going to
• 2:54:19
  make fun of people for being fat, you got to at least be
• 2:54:22
  normal. You can't.
• 2:54:24
  Be fat and you can't be fatter than the person you're shitting
• 2:54:27
  on. Sorry.
• 2:54:29
  There's rules if you're. Way.
• 2:54:31
  Fatter than Ralph. You don't get to call him piggy.
• 2:54:34
  You're a piggy. Pee pee pee, big old piggy, your
• 2:54:38
  fucking pig nose and your fucking through of fucking
• 2:54:41
  garbage food that you clearly eat.
• 2:54:45
  Yeah, don't call him a pig until you get your shit under control.
• 2:54:49
  That was that was one of the things on the Medicare stream
• 2:54:54
  that I found to be funny, but true.
• 2:54:58
  He didn't call out PPP specifically, but he did comment
• 2:55:02
  that like Canadians in general like to make fun of, you know,
• 2:55:08
  Americans being fat. Meanwhile, like Canada has also
• 2:55:14
  like even even a lot of these European countries that want to
• 2:55:18
  like, you know, mock fat America, they're like.
• 2:55:21
  America's fat because they they are 10 years behind the memo.
• 2:55:25
  No, we're all fat. Yeah, sorry.
• 2:55:30
  Europe. Sorry, Canada.
• 2:55:31
  Guess what, it's not just us anymore, but the average person
• 2:55:35
  in both of your populations is also obese now, just like
• 2:55:38
  America. Welcome to the fucking club.
• 2:55:42
  You know who else has joined the club recently?
• 2:55:44
  Sam. China.
• 2:55:45
  Yeah, yeah, Jim actually pointed that out.
• 2:55:48
  The fucking China is now. Korea.
• 2:55:52
  Is getting there too South Korea?
• 2:55:55
  They're. Getting there and and that's
• 2:55:57
  crazy, right? Asian populations are starting
• 2:56:00
  to have majority obese population.
• 2:56:04
  That's not normal for Asia. That that does mean it's the
• 2:56:07
  food, like it's 100% the food we're eating is making us all
• 2:56:11
  fat. Yeah.
• 2:56:15
  That's why I'm pretty careful about my food and then my wife
• 2:56:18
  gets mad because she thinks I'm picky.
• 2:56:19
  But I don't like processed food because I don't want to be fat
• 2:56:23
  again. I'm like I'm.
• 2:56:25
  Big I'm. Always going to be big, but if
• 2:56:28
  you're 65, I'm telling you right now I've literally I just got
• 2:56:31
  weighed at the doctor. I'm 65240 that's I'm not fat
• 2:56:36
  65240 is not fat. It's a it's a little a little
• 2:56:42
  extra dad weight. Sure you're. 65 and two, four to
• 2:56:47
  Max. Uh huh.
• 2:56:53
  Yeah, and I was 380 about two years ago.
• 2:56:56
  Wow, that's why. I said I've lost.
• 2:57:01
  I mean, it's The thing is I gained some back.
• 2:57:04
  So total I probably lost 150, but I've read like realistically
• 2:57:08
  I went down about 130. It's tough now because there's
• 2:57:12
  not much left to lose, you know what I mean?
• 2:57:15
  And like if I go to, you know, lifting or something, I'm going
• 2:57:17
  to gain weight. So sure.
• 2:57:21
  And plus cardio is life for me. Like I don't know if you have a
• 2:57:24
  heart condition, lifting is actually not ideal unless you're
• 2:57:29
  supplementing it with lots of cardio.
• 2:57:30
  So I do a lot of car. I'm Sam, in about 7 hours I'm
• 2:57:36
  going to get up and do a 15 mile.
• 2:57:40
  Yeah, you know. And then I'm going to do the
• 2:57:42
  show tomorrow night, yeah. People I I thank you for
• 2:57:45
  bringing that up because people are like, oh Sam, you make Max
• 2:57:48
  sit a lot and I'm like, well, that's true, but it's actually a
• 2:57:53
  break for Max because this dude be running around like all the
• 2:57:57
  time. So that's what I said.
• 2:58:00
  Is I might add to the premium content I might just start
• 2:58:03
  taking some videos along my journey and I see interesting
• 2:58:07
  things sometimes and might add I.
• 2:58:11
  Might do that too if you know if I don't know if the if the
• 2:58:17
  Rumble premium app carries over to the if the Rumble, well, I
• 2:58:21
  would. I would just be taking videos
• 2:58:23
  and then I'll share them after, was my idea.
• 2:58:26
  You know, I don't think I couldn't like IRL stream while
• 2:58:29
  I'm running, that would be too much.
• 2:58:31
  Oh yeah, that. Yeah.
• 2:58:33
  Well, well, for me it would kill my bet.
• 2:58:36
  For me it would kill my phone battery.
• 2:58:38
  So. But I might do the same thing
• 2:58:40
  and just do like little logs at the coffee shop of me riding or
• 2:58:45
  something. Yeah.
• 2:58:46
  I plan and you know, nature pictures I got, I took some some
• 2:58:51
  last Monday, the day after Easter.
• 2:58:54
  I had a one I told you about that.
• 2:58:56
  I had a great walk through the park.
• 2:58:57
  I took some beautiful pictures and I was thinking I could take
• 2:59:00
  a lot of good nature pictures because I'm out here walking all
• 2:59:03
  the time and it's beautiful in the summertime.
• 2:59:05
  Yeah, winter time. It sucks.
• 2:59:08
  I think I've mentioned. Yeah, but it's.
• 2:59:11
  Starting to be that time of year that I love, you know, where I
• 2:59:14
  get to go out and walk and it's not too hot and it's not too
• 2:59:17
  cold And yeah, I've already, you know, I do like 30 to 50 miles a
• 2:59:23
  week. You know, I try and not every
• 2:59:26
  week do I hit the 50, but I'd certainly hit the 30 every week.
• 2:59:30
  I've been considering. You know, I missed out this year
• 2:59:34
  'cause I had gotten sick, but I want to try to do hit the Boston
• 2:59:37
  Marathon next year, the time I'm at six hours.
• 2:59:40
  And I know I can do that. I've done 30 miles in less than
• 2:59:43
  that by a lot already. So I know I don't even really
• 2:59:46
  need training. I'm not.
• 2:59:52
  I'm not going to do like, like I'm not going to finish the top
• 2:59:55
  of the race. That's not what why I would do
• 2:59:57
  it anyway. I wouldn't care to win just to
• 2:59:59
  finish the Boston Marathon, right?
• 3:00:02
  Yeah. That that's a huge
• 3:00:03
  accomplishment in and of itself. I can.
• 3:00:06
  Do it, I could do it. It's this weekend.
• 3:00:09
  I believe I could do it this weekend.
• 3:00:10
  Like I just didn't sign up. But I can.
• 3:00:14
  Absolutely do a marathon. I would say I'll do it in about
• 3:00:17
  four hours, 20 minutes or so. Not bad.
• 3:00:22
  No, it's, you know, and I wouldn't even really be all that
• 3:00:24
  winded afterwards, to be honest with you.
• 3:00:27
  Front, you know, you know anyone else I would I would press extra
• 3:00:34
  doubt. But you, you know, because I
• 3:00:36
  know how hard you've worked. I would, I would say I I believe
• 3:00:40
  you completely. So, yeah.
• 3:00:42
  I do 30 miles every month or so. In one, right, I do a 30 mile
• 3:00:48
  every month and marathon is 26.5 or something like that.
• 3:00:54
  So yeah, I know I could do a marathon and I know about what
• 3:00:57
  time I would get. I could improve my time, you
• 3:01:00
  know, and that's probably what I'll do.
• 3:01:02
  I'll try. And you know, hey, somebody
• 3:01:04
  fucking hold me to it and say, Max, you said you'd sign up for
• 3:01:07
  the fucking Boston Marathon next year and I'll remind, remind me.
• 3:01:10
  And I'm going to try because I think I can't win it, but I can
• 3:01:14
  finish it, yeah. That would be it.
• 3:01:16
  That would be awesome. I ain't.
• 3:01:18
  I ain't going to outmatch these like Kenyan runners.
• 3:01:20
  And so I don't even plan on running.
• 3:01:22
  I'm going to, you know, walk it at a fast pace.
• 3:01:25
  That's why it's a six hour time limit is because, yes, like you
• 3:01:28
  said, it's an accomplishment just to finish.
• 3:01:31
  And yes, they let people in wheelchairs and stuff through
• 3:01:33
  the race as well, so. Yeah, I yeah, I've actually seen
• 3:01:37
  that someone, someone, you know, like AI had.
• 3:01:42
  I had a friend who ran it in a wheelchair.
• 3:01:46
  Cool. Yeah, Yeah.
• 3:01:48
  He got like he got a good time too.
• 3:01:50
  It was like 3 hours, 50 minutes or something, which is pretty
• 3:01:53
  impressive for a wheelchair for 26 miles.
• 3:01:55
  And it was a manual chair. Obviously they don't let you do
• 3:01:58
  it. Electric I believe that it was
• 3:02:03
  also probably like probably one of those because they have like
• 3:02:05
  those sports they have like those yes it.
• 3:02:10
  Was it was a, it was a like a running wheelchair, so to speak.
• 3:02:13
  Yeah. But I mean the.
• 3:02:16
  Dude's upper body was he was still a fucking.
• 3:02:19
  Oh yeah, I man you. Know like wow he's a fucking
• 3:02:22
  gorilla up yeah no, I I. I want to, I, I do want to
• 3:02:26
  explain though, like trying to do, trying to do like a marathon
• 3:02:29
  and one of those like, you know, regular push chairs would be a,
• 3:02:33
  would be a nightmare just because they're not
• 3:02:36
  ergonomically they're not. Meant to go that fast, so.
• 3:02:41
  Yeah, they're also not like ergonomic league, right?
• 3:02:44
  Like you're. No, because they're mostly one
• 3:02:48
  size. Like especially we're talking
• 3:02:49
  like the hospital style ones now and that people see, yeah,
• 3:02:53
  they're meant to be 1 size fits all.
• 3:02:55
  I think a lot of people don't understand that.
• 3:02:57
  But the same wheelchair they would give to you in that regard
• 3:03:00
  that they would give to like a big fat old mother or you know
• 3:03:03
  what I mean? Yeah.
• 3:03:05
  But but even like the even like the custom wheelchairs that are
• 3:03:09
  just like standard, you know, push chairs still aren't like
• 3:03:12
  ergonomically great for like, you know, for like athletic
• 3:03:16
  events. Well, they're.
• 3:03:17
  Not supposed to like literally you're not supposed to turn the
• 3:03:20
  axle that fast on them, right 'cause they're not like that.
• 3:03:23
  So the sport yeah, he had one of those he grease up the axles and
• 3:03:27
  all that so it nice and smooth and fast.
• 3:03:30
  But I mean, dude had to have worked his fucking ass off.
• 3:03:36
  Oh yeah, totally. And.
• 3:03:39
  And so, yeah, I just want that. I just want to be.
• 3:03:41
  I like, here's my thing. I had a heart attack 2017 and
• 3:03:46
  then ran the Boston Marathon. I think that's a good story.
• 3:03:49
  And I would do so, by the way, for the Heart Association.
• 3:03:54
  That's a that's a great. You know, you want to talk about
• 3:03:59
  like story arcs, right? That is a that is a perfect like
• 3:04:05
  story arc. Yeah, I meant.
• 3:04:08
  To do it this year, but you know, I've been sick this winter
• 3:04:12
  and early spring and I was like I, I can't, like I say I could
• 3:04:17
  this weekend do a 26 mile marathon.
• 3:04:21
  I could, I couldn't get in though.
• 3:04:23
  You have to sign up way ahead of time.
• 3:04:26
  However, leading up to this point, I didn't know if I was
• 3:04:29
  still going to have that cold or nothing.
• 3:04:31
  So. What if, Max hear me out, you
• 3:04:36
  add your heart attack in 2017, So what if you did the marathon
• 3:04:40
  in 2020? Not 2026, but 2027. 10 years I.
• 3:04:48
  Mean I could do it next year too though.
• 3:04:53
  Yeah. If it yes, I.
• 3:04:54
  Don't even care about the difference what I what I want
• 3:04:57
  and and also that's two years that I might get crippled.
• 3:05:02
  This is. Something you start to worry
• 3:05:03
  about when you pass, not you, because you're already crippled.
• 3:05:05
  But when you pass 40 for me, I let in, then something bad is
• 3:05:10
  going to happen and I'm not going to be able to run no more,
• 3:05:12
  you know? What Shit.
• 3:05:14
  I you know, I hadn't thought of that, but.
• 3:05:16
  But you're right, yeah. Every day.
• 3:05:20
  Is like AM, is it? Am I going to get crippled
• 3:05:22
  today? Is this going to be it?
• 3:05:26
  It's terrible. See that's.
• 3:05:29
  The good thing you got is you don't have to go through that
• 3:05:31
  feeling because you're like. You know, I, you know I'm I'm
• 3:05:36
  going to be, I would be the asshole that is like Max, I feel
• 3:05:43
  bad for you, but at the same time, welcome to the club,
• 3:05:47
  buddy. Yeah, but and.
• 3:05:51
  And then you can make all the jokes that more and I can make
• 3:05:54
  and like people can't get mad at you.
• 3:05:57
  And then, Oh my God, you'll be even worse of a troll than than
• 3:06:02
  than before. Yeah, the problem.
• 3:06:05
  Is is I'll have a very limited lifespan once I'm in a chair
• 3:06:12
  because if I can't do cardio, if I can't do cardio, my days are
• 3:06:16
  limited. And this is what it is.
• 3:06:19
  You got to keep the old ticker in shape.
• 3:06:24
  Now I. Get it?
• 3:06:24
  You guys could have like a bunch of cardio workouts in a chair
• 3:06:28
  and I could probably adjust to that, sure, but I just alright.
• 3:06:36
  I feel like if I stop what I'm doing, I can feel it, but it
• 3:06:41
  will end for me shortly thereafter when when I can no
• 3:06:46
  longer do the walks. I will probably not be here very
• 3:06:49
  long. I, you know, I'm, I'm not going
• 3:07:03
  to, I, I don't know what to say. Nothing.
• 3:07:09
  To say I just that's why I keep doing it.
• 3:07:13
  Yeah. We we need to get, we need to,
• 3:07:17
  we need to get you a pair of bionic legs.
• 3:07:22
  Oh man, I'd need hips at this point.
• 3:07:24
  That's what's killing me is the arthritis and the hips after I
• 3:07:27
  do 15 miles. Feels like my fucking legs are
• 3:07:30
  about to fall off. Yeah.
• 3:07:33
  I can actually relate to you in the hip department my my friend.
• 3:07:38
  I bet. Arthritis is actually a worse
• 3:07:43
  bitch than I had ever assumed and I feel bad for making fun of
• 3:07:46
  people. No, I don't.
• 3:07:50
  Not as bad, not as bad. Arthritis is a bitch, but not as
• 3:07:56
  much of a bitch as my ex-girlfriend, hey?
• 3:07:59
  Yo. Or Melanie Mac.
• 3:08:05
  Double what? I had to check that she wasn't
• 3:08:07
  here before I said the forbidden word.
• 3:08:11
  Hey, they got a new skin in that game.
• 3:08:13
  Melanie Mag doesn't like where it's like a skirt and you can
• 3:08:16
  see panties. She's probably going to die.
• 3:08:20
  Did. You did you see Batman's tweet
• 3:08:23
  about that? Yes, I.
• 3:08:26
  And then he he reached, he retweeted my reply.
• 3:08:34
  It's. True though does that does that
• 3:08:37
  Laura Croft statue she have not look like a?
• 3:08:43
  It's a sex doll. Yeah.
• 3:08:46
  Has real clothes on it, which means you can take the clothes
• 3:08:49
  off, which means it's probably got a rubber vagina.
• 3:08:55
  Yeah, which means that Melanie Mack is actually a secret
• 3:09:02
  lesbian. For.
• 3:09:04
  Herself, because the statue is of her.
• 3:09:08
  Yeah, I'm not. I'm not allegedly.
• 3:09:15
  Allegedly. She's a lesbian first lawyer.
• 3:09:19
  I. I would not even be surprised.
• 3:09:24
  Is there? Anybody we haven't shit on today
• 3:09:26
  that we should. I think I got everybody with the
• 3:09:29
  list. No, there there is, there is one
• 3:09:35
  person I would love to, you know, shout out.
• 3:09:41
  Well, I mean, we've shout out a lot of people, but one person
• 3:09:47
  I'd love to shout out, even though he's never been on the
• 3:09:50
  show, is Chris Pavzlowski, who runs Rumble.
• 3:09:56
  Because honestly, the, the creative program has been great
• 3:10:00
  for RTO media and I'm looking forward to participating in it
• 3:10:05
  more. So shout out to the shout out to
• 3:10:09
  the people at Rumble who, you know, we've been, we've been
• 3:10:12
  streaming exclusively here for the past three years.
• 3:10:18
  And you know, honestly, like I don't, I don't miss streaming on
• 3:10:26
  YouTube, you know, at all. I I still watch YouTube but as
• 3:10:34
  far as like as far as streaming I don't.
• 3:10:39
  Know if we could do it without saying like banned words at this
• 3:10:44
  point because like some of the topics that we have even
• 3:10:48
  wouldn't just they just wouldn't be allowed.
• 3:10:51
  Even even some of the even some of the author interviews I've
• 3:10:54
  had, like with some of the special force guys would not be
• 3:11:00
  would not be allowed at at all. I'm I'm pretty sure that we're
• 3:11:04
  almost spoiled by. The level of freedom here in a
• 3:11:07
  way, but I love it. Not even that, but like I, I
• 3:11:13
  mean we have but like also I realized that Rumble Studio
• 3:11:17
  isn't perfect as like a streaming out phone book from
• 3:11:19
  what I've been told, like YouTube's direct streaming they
• 3:11:25
  don't have. One anymore they did stream
• 3:11:27
  yards now and or you some third party they used to have Hangouts
• 3:11:30
  and they they discontinued it yeah.
• 3:11:32
  Which stream yard? I've tried stream yard.
• 3:11:35
  It's actually it's it's OK, but it's not Rumble Studio for what
• 3:11:41
  it is, is actually better than Stream Yard and I know that.
• 3:11:47
  Some some. People off like say what say
• 3:11:52
  what you will, but this actually like rumble actually did put
• 3:11:55
  time and it's not perfect, but it's less I.
• 3:11:59
  Use it even though I could use OBS instead.
• 3:12:01
  So that's a pretty ringing endorsement.
• 3:12:03
  If you're if you're a content bro, you know how much that
• 3:12:06
  means. That is actually I I would say
• 3:12:10
  Max that that is actually the possibly the best endorsement
• 3:12:14
  I've heard for this plot I use. I mean, me, Maxine, you to some
• 3:12:20
  degree more all use OBS in addition to Rumble Studio.
• 3:12:25
  So we're all using Rumble Studio directly basically.
• 3:12:32
  And listen, I know people, people like, oh, you get
• 3:12:35
  disconnected from Rumble Studio, you get disconnected from stream
• 3:12:39
  yards too, you get. Disconnected from OBS sometimes
• 3:12:43
  too. Yeah, and I've had.
• 3:12:47
  That happen. Where my show just stopped
• 3:12:49
  broadcasting through OBS at points.
• 3:12:51
  This has happened many a times and.
• 3:12:54
  It's actually not as easier to jump back in like it is with
• 3:12:58
  Rumble either on some of those. If my obs kills I have to like
• 3:13:04
  restart the stream. Sometimes I have to start on a
• 3:13:07
  new stream. Yeah, when we get.
• 3:13:10
  Kicked out of Rumble. You notice guys, we're gone for
• 3:13:13
  like fucking 5 seconds now it's 'cause we click refresh and it's
• 3:13:17
  back. That's how easy.
• 3:13:20
  So is it annoying to get kicked out?
• 3:13:22
  Yeah, but you notice we don't like, we just joke about it.
• 3:13:25
  Now it's 'cause it's like, now that we know how to do it, now
• 3:13:29
  that we can just get back in, it's fine.
• 3:13:32
  Would I prefer? If it didn't do that as often,
• 3:13:34
  yeah. But I'll tell you this, Sam, I
• 3:13:36
  didn't get kicked once while I was doing the Cringing Over
• 3:13:39
  Coffee marathon. I noticed that I, I didn't get
• 3:13:42
  kicked once while I was streaming Frank's interview and
• 3:13:46
  even though I wasn't like physically in the chair, I
• 3:13:50
  actually was not premiering that, but actually live
• 3:13:53
  streaming that. That's my that is my one I guess
• 3:13:58
  not in like real I complain, but a criticism is when I do
• 3:14:01
  premiere videos, it will still cut the the video off at some
• 3:14:08
  point when it's not complete. That's like my it wouldn't.
• 3:14:11
  Let me premiere my music video at all.
• 3:14:14
  That's why I did it as a live stream instead.
• 3:14:16
  I don't. Like the way they.
• 3:14:17
  Do premiere videos and I probably won't use that feature
• 3:14:20
  in the future. Neither do I, and I probably
• 3:14:23
  won't use AI then now that I have to now.
• 3:14:27
  Now that you know the hours actually count.
• 3:14:31
  Yeah. And you keep well, the premieres
• 3:14:33
  count towards your hours. Yeah, but.
• 3:14:36
  If it's not going to play the whole video.
• 3:14:38
  Exactly. It's like we could just do a
• 3:14:41
  stream. You can wait 10 seconds at the
• 3:14:44
  beginning to make sure it doesn't cut it off right?
• 3:14:47
  It's it's not hard to get around.
• 3:14:51
  Well, basically, if anyone from Mumbles listening, please fix
• 3:14:54
  premieres to make them a lot easier for us to use.
• 3:14:58
  Until then, we're going to lean on the streams instead, and so
• 3:15:01
  it's a redundant thing to have if it's not going to work
• 3:15:04
  properly. Yeah.
• 3:15:06
  And so and so usually what I do with those is like even if even
• 3:15:11
  I'm, if I'm like quote, UN quote premiering, what I do is I leave
• 3:15:15
  my, I leave my computer on and then I just take my to, to
• 3:15:21
  stream and then I just take my tablet to do writing usually.
• 3:15:28
  So. Well, I was sitting here, you
• 3:15:30
  could see I was commenting on my marathon and chat and those are
• 3:15:35
  people were like, whoa, I thought you were going to like
• 3:15:37
  comment on the episodes. Well, no, the point was like, I
• 3:15:40
  was thinking of the old Three Stooges marathons and shit, Sam
• 3:15:43
  and I was like, like, I knew for a fact you hadn't seen most of
• 3:15:46
  these. I I know that most people.
• 3:15:49
  My wife hadn't seen most of them.
• 3:15:53
  Yeah, you know. And I stand by all the episodes
• 3:15:57
  of cringing over coffee that are left.
• 3:16:00
  There were some that are gone that maybe could have been
• 3:16:03
  better. There's some that are gone that
• 3:16:04
  were some of the best episodes ever.
• 3:16:05
  That's just because Streamy died.
• 3:16:07
  But in terms of episodes that I still have, like the ones that I
• 3:16:14
  kept from that era are the good ones.
• 3:16:17
  And I stand by every episode. I put a lot of time and thought
• 3:16:20
  into them more than people might realize, and I even played the
• 3:16:24
  whole Johnny Fox saga, give or take.
• 3:16:28
  Yeah, well boy, well, believe me, I I have their episodes of
• 3:16:32
  the Whitfield Support and the Whitfield Analysis that I wish I
• 3:16:37
  had kept, but some are just gone and it just.
• 3:16:42
  Happens. Yeah, you lose.
• 3:16:45
  You put out so much content you just end up not having all of it
• 3:16:48
  for various reasons, but I figured there's another full day
• 3:16:54
  worth of marathon episodes left that I'll probably lean on at
• 3:16:57
  some point. Those are the newer episodes I
• 3:17:00
  should. This one was like basically it
• 3:17:03
  was season one, 2-3 and four. Oh.
• 3:17:06
  Yeah, and the. New the other ones I have that
• 3:17:09
  I'll stream at another time is seasons 5 and 6 and those I have
• 3:17:14
  the entire seasons. Yeah.
• 3:17:16
  Listen, there are there are podcasts and you know, there's
• 3:17:22
  stuff of mine that I know is out there that I've even listened to
• 3:17:26
  in years that like I'm going to be like just streaming for
• 3:17:31
  people just to drop in and you know, so I'm excited as.
• 3:17:37
  Guys that have been doing this as long as we have.
• 3:17:40
  We both have a pretty large content library, and it's new to
• 3:17:45
  most of the people that watch us.
• 3:17:48
  Yeah. So, I mean, look, if people
• 3:17:51
  didn't like it, if that stream didn't perform as well as it
• 3:17:55
  did, Sam, I would say I'm not going to do it again.
• 3:17:57
  But it seems like people enjoyed that.
• 3:17:59
  I definitely think you're on the right.
• 3:18:02
  Like a marathon of your author interviews would be fucking
• 3:18:05
  killer. Just put them all in a playlist
• 3:18:09
  and just play that. That will get you your hours
• 3:18:13
  your your view hours for sure. Oh.
• 3:18:15
  Oh yeah, well definitely if if not, if not like all of them,
• 3:18:20
  it'll definitely get like 10 hours easily so.
• 3:18:24
  Well, no, I mean your. View out like the people
• 3:18:26
  watching it if you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you.
• 3:18:30
  Do just the author interview marathon.
• 3:18:32
  I guarantee you, you will get like 50 to 100 watch hours just
• 3:18:36
  out of that easily, easily. Just do that one time.
• 3:18:41
  Maybe do you don't even have to do all of them.
• 3:18:43
  Do 5A5 hour stream or whatever they're they might be closer to
• 3:18:47
  six or seven but you usually stick hour hour and a half on
• 3:18:52
  those Monday shows. Yeah, you got a tight.
• 3:18:55
  Time limit. I I, I, I would say yeah, show
• 3:18:58
  those back-to-back and I think people will watch them.
• 3:19:01
  I I was testing with the Cringing over coffee marathon
• 3:19:04
  and I'm going to tell you Sam, it got me.
• 3:19:07
  I needed thirty more hours. It got me over quadruple that.
• 3:19:12
  The the we do have some like longer form ones like the one
• 3:19:16
  with Andrew G Nelson that are going to be great though,
• 3:19:19
  because that one is quite close to five hours and so that.
• 3:19:24
  Was. One of the best episodes last
• 3:19:25
  year too. On this.
• 3:19:27
  Show Anyway, the Monday show is the whole that's The thing is
• 3:19:33
  like. They are.
• 3:19:36
  Different, you know it, it's very different content.
• 3:19:41
  Obviously the Monday shows are just much more marketable at
• 3:19:44
  this point in my opinion. We have to.
• 3:19:46
  Come in and have fun now. And we kind of see it that way.
• 3:19:50
  I mean, maybe it's just me, but we kind of see it that way too.
• 3:19:53
  I don't even interfere or ask about your Monday show because
• 3:19:56
  you do such a good job that I feel like I just fuck it up if I
• 3:19:59
  tried to insert anything. I mean, I mean, we, we do good
• 3:20:05
  shows, you know, here that that's the thing that the author
• 3:20:08
  shows, though, is like, I mainly don't do much planning other
• 3:20:12
  than just like talking to, you know, but that's.
• 3:20:18
  The appeal. Yeah, if you guys haven't
• 3:20:21
  figured out by now that that's why Joe Rogan is so successful,
• 3:20:26
  I don't know, like, I see all these like, course, you know,
• 3:20:34
  all these online courses on how to podcast and interview people
• 3:20:39
  like Joe Rogan. I'll give you some free advice.
• 3:20:42
  Just talk to people like normal human beings.
• 3:20:45
  I know that's hard for people to do, especially Zoomers, but it's
• 3:20:53
  not that hard to treat people like humans, yeah.
• 3:20:57
  Well, it also helps when you're actually interested in what the
• 3:21:00
  person is saying, which you clearly are most of the time.
• 3:21:04
  Yeah, it's a good show for a lot of reasons, I'd say.
• 3:21:07
  Like what we do here is more akin to Johnny Carson or Howard
• 3:21:11
  Stern. You know, it's it's a late night
• 3:21:14
  comedy show as I look at it. It wasn't.
• 3:21:18
  That way when we started. But I'm pretty sure the dynamic
• 3:21:20
  with me, you and Morpheus is just like it, necessitates it
• 3:21:24
  even. Even so though, it it flows
• 3:21:27
  naturally and like that, that's what I'm saying.
• 3:21:29
  Like I have fun. I have fun doing this.
• 3:21:31
  It's honestly the hardest part for me.
• 3:21:35
  And same thing with the Monday show and same thing with like
• 3:21:38
  books, honestly, is social media and promotion.
• 3:21:42
  That's the hardest part of this gig.
• 3:21:44
  But we're not. Shameless.
• 3:21:46
  That's the thing. This is what I've been saying is
• 3:21:49
  dude, like trying to promote this brand, you know, of right
• 3:21:53
  to offend and your show. And I've realized that the
• 3:21:57
  promotional tactics I know are all guerrilla tactics from the
• 3:22:00
  90s and 2000s, and they don't work.
• 3:22:03
  They don't. They don't work as well as I
• 3:22:05
  would like on the Internet in the modern day, but I keep
• 3:22:08
  trying. I come with things, I do things,
• 3:22:11
  we try. Word of word of mouth honestly
• 3:22:15
  is the you know is the best thing and.
• 3:22:18
  One day we'll get a street team going.
• 3:22:20
  Nah, I'm good at that. We'll give out mixtapes,
• 3:22:25
  T-shirts, and then people will love the show.
• 3:22:27
  That's how it used to get. That's that's what used to work.
• 3:22:30
  We get a van, put 5 dudes in the van with some merch, drive
• 3:22:34
  around at high schools. Wait, no they're not.
• 3:22:39
  Going to like this show, huh? Where do older?
• 3:22:42
  People hang out, Sam. Bars and.
• 3:22:48
  Oh my God, I don't hang out at Boris, so I probably, oh, we'll
• 3:22:53
  figure it out. We will.
• 3:22:56
  I've been. Making the clips.
• 3:22:58
  I'm going to keep making the clips.
• 3:23:02
  I got ideas. Most of them are stupid.
• 3:23:06
  Oh. Sometimes the stupid ones work
• 3:23:10
  though. Well.
• 3:23:11
  I'm I'm. I'm the right to offend.
• 3:23:14
  Theater, or some variation thereof, is something I've been
• 3:23:17
  working on a long time. That's an idea I've had forever.
• 3:23:22
  So that's. Gonna happen I I was also
• 3:23:25
  alternate theory was it would be Whitfield Presents and you'd be
• 3:23:28
  like the Alfred Hitchcock of it because I I just thought of this
• 3:23:32
  idea of you rolling into a silhouette with a wheelchair and
• 3:23:36
  going good evening tonight's story.
• 3:23:39
  That would be hilarious. I would not be opposed to doing
• 3:23:43
  that. And then maybe we could get some
• 3:23:48
  of your author friends to to give us a story to read.
• 3:23:53
  Oh. Yeah, I hell, I know some of
• 3:23:55
  them are going to be gung ho to do some of the stuff.
• 3:24:01
  Yeah. Even if it's like AX, even if
• 3:24:03
  it's just an excerpt to promote their book, like I'll totally
• 3:24:07
  treat it seriously and. At the very least the.
• 3:24:10
  Audio is going to be great. I can't.
• 3:24:12
  The animation stuff I'm still learning, so I don't know how
• 3:24:16
  that's going to pan out yet. I am.
• 3:24:19
  I'm taking classes Sam. I think.
• 3:24:22
  The I think the audio was like more important, but I, you know,
• 3:24:26
  good on good on you so. We want to.
• 3:24:31
  Bring independent stories to life.
• 3:24:33
  That's my goal. Yeah, well, and, and we're, you
• 3:24:37
  know, we DIY a lot of, you know, stuff here too, so and.
• 3:24:43
  That's that's it. I got already, I have for, you
• 3:24:47
  know, a proof of concept. We have two stories ready to go,
• 3:24:50
  Sam. So it's not like we need anybody
• 3:24:52
  else to do this. I'm, I'm not, I'm not proposing
• 3:24:55
  an idea here. I'm telling you what's coming,
• 3:24:59
  essentially. Yeah.
• 3:25:01
  And how we could make you better.
• 3:25:03
  Yeah. I mean, we got all these really
• 3:25:05
  creative, you know, writers. And I'm sure that they write a
• 3:25:09
  lot of stuff that's kind of just like, hey, I can't make a book
• 3:25:15
  out of this, but it's a good little short thing or something.
• 3:25:17
  So hopefully we can get some. Maxine wrote 1 and I wrote one
• 3:25:22
  that we have so far though. I wrote I wrote one on my sub
• 3:25:26
  stack that I'm not going to put in a book or anywhere.
• 3:25:29
  I just think would be fun to read.
• 3:25:32
  Where John Writer's dad fights zombies in an alternate
• 3:25:36
  universe. It's only like 500 words.
• 3:25:41
  There you go. So that's.
• 3:25:44
  I mean, the ones we're working with are a little longer than
• 3:25:47
  500 words, but yeah, we're shooting for short.
• 3:25:50
  Short films, essentially, yeah. Yeah, Well, yeah, this is short
• 3:25:57
  film. It it's not 500 words.
• 3:26:00
  It's a little longer than that, but yeah, short film stuff, so.
• 3:26:04
  No. And Maxine and I put together
• 3:26:06
  one for this a long time ago that she's quite proud of.
• 3:26:10
  Well, she wrote, I helped. I helped tell her if that it was
• 3:26:13
  good. And then I wrote.
• 3:26:15
  Well, I'm in the course of writing one Sam, loosely based
• 3:26:19
  on my life and sort of related to ditty parties.
• 3:26:24
  It's sort of. The alternate universe where I
• 3:26:26
  go and work a ditty party and I'm writing it from that
• 3:26:29
  perspective, so that should be fun.
• 3:26:32
  Although it's. Not going to be a ditty party.
• 3:26:34
  But to tell. You what it would be would spoil
• 3:26:36
  it, but something like that. Well, well, we'll just have to
• 3:26:41
  tune into RTO theater and find out.
• 3:26:45
  Yeah, I plan to debut that next week actually, so.
• 3:26:50
  Yeah, that's why I. Say it's not just a kernel of an
• 3:26:53
  idea, Sam, it's almost fully baked already.
• 3:26:56
  No, I know and. What else am I working on?
• 3:27:02
  Music. I'm going to have a new track
• 3:27:05
  for the new season of Bits and Bonds.
• 3:27:06
  Do you want a new track for the show or do you just like that
• 3:27:08
  one? I will, I like this one, but I
• 3:27:14
  do need a track for the Monday show, even if that one is just
• 3:27:19
  taking out the live part of the. True.
• 3:27:27
  Well, we could, we could, we could work something out.
• 3:27:29
  I'm going to be working on a lot of things spring.
• 3:27:33
  I tend to have a little time. I can be focused on stuff.
• 3:27:37
  So that's what I'm focusing on where it's a it's sort of our
• 3:27:40
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• 3:29:01
  That's good too. We I.
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  Don't care if a bunch of people at me on Twitter, I'll look at
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  them all. I'll probably read them all,
• 3:29:07
  yeah. Same here.
• 3:29:08
  I'm I'm I'm usually like Evan. I'm usually on Twitter during
• 3:29:14
  the show scrolling for for things.
• 3:29:20
  So yeah, we got a lot to look forward to.
• 3:29:22
  I'm so happy to for you to be joining us in the creative
• 3:29:25
  program where we're now like A tag team duo of destruction
• 3:29:30
  gonna run roughshod over the marshes of the world.
• 3:29:35
  Well, we well we already were, but now, but now we're now we're
• 3:29:39
  going premium baby, so. You know what he does for
• 3:29:43
  premium content? You'll love this.
• 3:29:44
  He just reruns all the same episodes that he already showed.
• 3:29:50
  Oh yeah. That that's what he does for
• 3:29:53
  premium content? What a lazy fucking hack.
• 3:29:56
  Of. Of course.
• 3:29:59
  All premium content, ladies and gentlemen, at least mine so far,
• 3:30:03
  and Sam's got some coming, is more than just watching old
• 3:30:08
  episodes that you've already seen.
• 3:30:10
  See, you notice I did the marathon that was free for
• 3:30:13
  everyone to see. Why would they?
• 3:30:16
  Yeah. But yeah, if I'm going to, if
• 3:30:17
  I'm going to, if I'm going to replay content, I'm going to do
• 3:30:21
  it for which I am. But anyone but everyone's,
• 3:30:24
  everyone's going to be able to see the old content.
• 3:30:27
  So, and like I, like I said, like I said, you know, movie,
• 3:30:35
  old movie, reaction, stuff like that.
• 3:30:37
  That's going to be the stuff behind the, you know, behind the
• 3:30:41
  pay wall, some niche stuff. It's going to be a fun time.
• 3:30:49
  Yeah, we we're, we're doing great.
• 3:30:51
  We're we're pushing forward. Obviously Maxine is working on
• 3:30:56
  what her stuff is going to look for, what it's going to be going
• 3:31:02
  forward. Obviously you know her Co host
• 3:31:07
  there is just had a baby and they're doing great.
• 3:31:11
  By the way, for anybody who is wondering, Baby Welder as they
• 3:31:14
  call her is is very adorable and Mommy Penn and her husband are
• 3:31:20
  doing great. But.
• 3:31:22
  They don't exactly have a lot of time for podcasts, you know?
• 3:31:27
  Well, hopefully they at least. Have time to listen to podcasts
• 3:31:31
  but if they don't I understand that as well.
• 3:31:34
  Well. So.
• 3:31:35
  Yes. She she's a listener, but not
• 3:31:38
  exactly able to do so we're working on that.
• 3:31:42
  We have obviously been heavily involved with a lot of my
• 3:31:45
  streams lately so. There's that.
• 3:31:48
  Well, well. We we appreciate that.
• 3:31:53
  And of. Course, if people don't know, a
• 3:31:54
  lot of the artwork that we create is her.
• 3:31:58
  Yes, she. Does a good job trying to help
• 3:32:05
  everybody out and I wanted to give her a little bit of shout
• 3:32:07
  out here. What will?
• 3:32:09
  Sandwich makers be look like going forward we're not quite
• 3:32:12
  sure yet but there will be something so I.
• 3:32:16
  Might have AI might have a guest or two who might be interested
• 3:32:20
  in going on sandwich makers or always maybe not.
• 3:32:26
  If not the sandwich, I constructively they would be
• 3:32:29
  interested in talking to her. So.
• 3:32:33
  Yeah, well, I think she's going to be leaning more into the
• 3:32:35
  Maxine's Mortuary Scary Stories type tip and people seem to like
• 3:32:40
  that. So that's fun.
• 3:32:42
  We got a lot of ideas, Sam. We're getting, we're we're
• 3:32:45
  trying, we're pushing. This is for all of us been the,
• 3:32:48
  I think even you, it's been a bigger push to try and actually
• 3:32:51
  make a dent instead of just kind of accepting our fate.
• 3:32:56
  We're now kind of trying to take it by the reins in a way.
• 3:33:01
  Absolutely for sure that that quote.
• 3:33:06
  Ill bill of non fiction. You don't get a you don't get a
• 3:33:13
  record deal. Nobody just gets that shit
• 3:33:16
  treat. Treat the treat the label like a
• 3:33:19
  slut and then rape that bitch. Yeah, well.
• 3:33:25
  Well. If in other words.
• 3:33:26
  Kick the door in. There's a nicer way to say it.
• 3:33:31
  I just quote underground hip hop Sam, and it's all a little
• 3:33:34
  fucking. It's the offensive, all right, I
• 3:33:36
  mean. I mean, kick the door, kick the
• 3:33:39
  door open. That's why that's what I've been
• 3:33:40
  doing ever since I've started podcasting.
• 3:33:44
  That that's true. Same.
• 3:33:48
  With pub, same with publishing. So yeah, yeah, RTO me to kick
• 3:33:55
  the kick the fucking door open is our MA motto.
• 3:34:01
  So. That's right, we do it ourselves
• 3:34:04
  if nobody else will. That's why I'm learning how to
• 3:34:06
  animate Sam. I'll.
• 3:34:09
  Probably have some some something to show for it soon
• 3:34:12
  enough, but we will definitely have.
• 3:34:15
  I think we're going to do Maxine's short story first,
• 3:34:18
  which is a bit of a Horror Story.
• 3:34:22
  Awesome. And then?
• 3:34:23
  Like I said, I have a story loosely based on working
• 3:34:27
  security, you know. And I'll do that.
• 3:34:36
  I don't know if it'll be a weekly or bi weekly but we'll
• 3:34:39
  figure something out. Yeah, well, yeah.
• 3:34:43
  So and I'll. Probably try and stream some
• 3:34:46
  more gaming too just cause. Yeah, I'm.
• 3:34:53
  I'm going to see if I can if I can getting to work.
• 3:35:01
  I know, I know, Rumble is supposed to do like this RMTP
• 3:35:07
  direct thing where you can use OBS with Rumble Studio like more
• 3:35:15
  effectively so. Yeah, well, we'll see.
• 3:35:20
  I I can. I mean, I have a setup where I
• 3:35:22
  could just game in 5 seconds and be streaming, so it's not a big
• 3:35:26
  deal for me. But I just have been.
• 3:35:28
  I don't have a. Lot of time.
• 3:35:29
  To game Sam, I'm out there running.
• 3:35:31
  I'm doing dad shit, I'm working. I'm working on this shit.
• 3:35:36
  If. Anything, if anything, it being
• 3:35:38
  a part of this makes me be able to write it off as part of work,
• 3:35:43
  so that's how I can get some extra gaming in.
• 3:35:46
  Yeah. Y'all motherfucker.
• 3:35:49
  Like shout out to Carthus, obviously my best friend for
• 3:35:53
  many years. But that.
• 3:35:55
  Motherfucker. She's already like beat fucking
• 3:35:59
  oblivion. I'm like how the fuck I haven't
• 3:36:02
  even gotten to Kovach yet. I mean.
• 3:36:06
  It's because he's got time to game.
• 3:36:09
  Well, because because it correct me if I'm wrong, he's he's
• 3:36:14
  actually like a semi professional gamer, right?
• 3:36:18
  Well, he's a. Professional streamer, yeah, but
• 3:36:21
  still, I'm just like, man, this guy, he can play games.
• 3:36:25
  I can't play fucking game. But you know, the benefit of
• 3:36:28
  having a friend like that, Sam is when I play like an MMO game
• 3:36:32
  with him, he gives me all kinds of shit.
• 3:36:33
  He ain't going to be mad about anything I'm saying either.
• 3:36:35
  He could hear this. He'd be like, yeah, that's it.
• 3:36:39
  How's it my bro? Shout out the carethis bettnesh
• 3:36:43
  on Twitch. He's I do have.
• 3:36:47
  Every. Day now, so I do.
• 3:36:49
  Have friends though that are like professional game streamers
• 3:36:53
  and they they tell me that they like reading my books because
• 3:36:57
  for them it's a break from work. Which I.
• 3:37:01
  Find which I find funny because like a lot of you know, a lot of
• 3:37:05
  people play video games as like a de stress from work.
• 3:37:08
  But in this case, people read de stress stress so you know well
• 3:37:13
  and. Some of these people nowadays
• 3:37:15
  will purposely play games that they don't like because it's
• 3:37:18
  good content. That must not be as fun as
• 3:37:21
  people think. No, no.
• 3:37:23
  Shitty. Hard game just because that's
• 3:37:26
  what you got to play is not always fun.
• 3:37:30
  Yeah, that from what I've heard, yeah.
• 3:37:33
  That's what people do when it's I I mean, I guess it's worth the
• 3:37:36
  money, but like, yeah, they don't it it to them, it actually
• 3:37:41
  is work, which, you know, I guess, you know, even your even
• 3:37:52
  your dream job of playing games all day can still be work.
• 3:37:56
  So. Yeah.
• 3:37:59
  Well. We got you an extra 2 hours for
• 3:38:02
  the month already, that's a plus.
• 3:38:04
  Yeah, that's true and. Tomorrow, I don't know if you'll
• 3:38:10
  be joining me, but cringing over coffee probably around 8 PMI
• 3:38:14
  want to shoot for, but I might start at 10.
• 3:38:16
  It depends, yeah. I might.
• 3:38:19
  Once I put up the link you'll know for sure, but.
• 3:38:24
  Yeah, I might. I might do like a like a a
• 3:38:29
  matinee type thing for premium tomorrow as well, but I don't
• 3:38:34
  know. I'll I'll see how my day goes,
• 3:38:37
  but I'll announce that if I do in fact do that.
• 3:38:41
  So Yep. Well, cringing over coffee,
• 3:38:44
  idubs and Sam Hyde is definitely happening tomorrow.
• 3:38:49
  Season 7 premiere. I'm quite proud that I've gotten
• 3:38:52
  through. I would say season 1 I had like
• 3:38:56
  100 episodes. Season 2 was like 50, Season 3
• 3:38:58
  was like 12, Season 4 was like 6, and then season 5 was like
• 3:39:04
  even less than that. And that's because I only make
• 3:39:07
  cringing over coffee when I feel like I have enough content.
• 3:39:11
  And so in this case, I do. There's a lot to go over with
• 3:39:15
  Idubbb, a lot to go over with Sam Hyde.
• 3:39:17
  It should be a lot of fun. However, I'm much more looking
• 3:39:19
  forward to the second episode. Where we're going to get into.
• 3:39:23
  Juggalo shit, which is something I haven't really gotten into
• 3:39:27
  anywhere else on any of these shows, so stay tuned for that.
• 3:39:32
  And I feel like that's like much more in your in your wheelhouse
• 3:39:36
  too compared to. Well, there's a lot of.
• 3:39:39
  Cringe on all levels with juggalos to look at people's
• 3:39:43
  reaction to them. Oh yeah, Juggalos behavior in
• 3:39:47
  some cases. There's there's just a lot
• 3:39:51
  Violin Jay endorsing Kamala Harris.
• 3:39:54
  Joe never mind, I won't even get into it.
• 3:39:59
  What the fuck, Joe? He's always said politicians are
• 3:40:03
  all fucking devils and he's now endorsed Kamala Harris.
• 3:40:06
  It's like, bro, you should have just stayed the fuck.
• 3:40:08
  Him and Eminem both would have. Been.
• 3:40:11
  Better if they. Just stayed the fuck out of
• 3:40:12
  that. Yeah, well, it's, it's, it's the
• 3:40:17
  same thing of I'll tell. You, violin Jay, was just happy
• 3:40:20
  to be on stage with Eminem and feeling like he's a part of
• 3:40:24
  something. But pathetic.
• 3:40:27
  You sold out half your audience, Jay.
• 3:40:29
  Well. Yeah, I mean that that's.
• 3:40:31
  Joe, all those years, he's such a hipper.
• 3:40:35
  Sorry, Sam. I mean, I know.
• 3:40:39
  You know what I mean? He's like, he's a massive
• 3:40:41
  fucking hypocrite. Yeah, well, so, well, so is, so
• 3:40:46
  is Tom Morell. Which, oh, by by the way, Max, I
• 3:40:49
  don't know if you've seen this, but Tom Morello gets so pissed
• 3:40:53
  off now when people call Rage Against the Machine Rage for the
• 3:40:57
  Machine. It's the the.
• 3:41:02
  Meme would have died a long time ago if Morello didn't get so
• 3:41:05
  pissed off by it that that's why people keep doing it, Tom,
• 3:41:11
  because you get so pissed off. By it.
• 3:41:15
  So it's it's not like. Mel and Jay didn't.
• 3:41:18
  Even catch that kind of he got nothing off of it.
• 3:41:22
  Nobody cared. And so he threw his Rep with the
• 3:41:25
  people who do care, the very few people that did care.
• 3:41:28
  He threw his. Reputation in the fucking
• 3:41:29
  toilet. Yeah, and when you?
• 3:41:32
  Already have a cult fan base to begin with.
• 3:41:34
  It just seems a stupid idea, but I digress.
• 3:41:37
  We'll go over the cringe Juggalo shit on that episode.
• 3:41:40
  I have so much I could talk about.
• 3:41:42
  Listen, can I, can I ask you a questions kind about like as a
• 3:41:46
  tea, as like a teaser? I won't ask for specifics.
• 3:41:51
  So you know, there are there's a say, you know, stereotypes are
• 3:41:55
  stereotypes because they're, you know, because they're partially
• 3:41:58
  true, right. I would imagine that there are
• 3:42:02
  some stereotypes of drug gallows that are true.
• 3:42:07
  No, Right. No.
• 3:42:10
  Oh. OK, well that'll be interesting
• 3:42:12
  then, not. One, I am serious about that
• 3:42:15
  too. Not a single one.
• 3:42:18
  You know, because it's kind of like on here man.
• 3:42:22
  I while out and say fucking crazy shit does not equate to
• 3:42:27
  me. Right, right.
• 3:42:31
  Juggalos you might see some cringy stuff and then that same
• 3:42:35
  dude. It's hard to explain, but no
• 3:42:40
  stare at like I would say that the Juggalo quote UN quote.
• 3:42:44
  I hate the word community, but the Juggalo community is the
• 3:42:47
  most diverse group of people I've ever met by a landslide.
• 3:42:51
  Not even close. Yeah, yeah.
• 3:42:54
  And so the only stereotype you could actually legitimately say
• 3:42:57
  is like true of Juggalos is that they're excitable.
• 3:43:02
  They are really, really into the stuff they're into.
• 3:43:06
  And and also that no matter what stereotype that you put on them,
• 3:43:11
  there are going to be many, many people within the group you're
• 3:43:14
  looking at that break that mold no matter what you say.
• 3:43:20
  If you say Juggalos are mostly white, I'll show you a ton of
• 3:43:22
  black ones. If you say Juggalos are mostly
• 3:43:25
  like low class, I'll show you rich doctors.
• 3:43:28
  If you say like that's the point is like they are almost
• 3:43:31
  stereotype proof. And the reason we're like that
• 3:43:36
  is because all those stereotypes that you've heard prevent
• 3:43:40
  everybody from seeing what's going on underneath the fucking
• 3:43:43
  circus tent. Well, the third time I've always
• 3:43:46
  heard is that Juggalos are esoteric.
• 3:43:51
  I just, I'm not sure what that would mean, but I guess you
• 3:43:54
  could say that's kind. No, because there's some really
• 3:43:57
  mainstream ass Juggalos and there's some dumb motherfuckers.
• 3:44:03
  Fair enough. Either way, it should be a fun
• 3:44:05
  show, so TuneIn to that. I mean, I got like, I'm sitting
• 3:44:11
  here, I can't. It's been like, oh God, if
• 3:44:14
  anybody finds out he's a Juggalo, like don't make fun of
• 3:44:17
  him. It's like I got a fucking ICP
• 3:44:18
  wallet. Straight up.
• 3:44:22
  It says Insane Clown Posse. It's all faded with a hatchet
• 3:44:26
  man on the fucking front. I.
• 3:44:30
  Now is that is did that wallet like come pre faded or no it's.
• 3:44:37
  Not pre faded but my wife got it and I've been using it for like
• 3:44:42
  15 years. Right, so you've you faded yours
• 3:44:47
  the the, the, the, the, the real way, then the cool way because.
• 3:44:54
  Just. Like I'm sure you've seen this
• 3:44:57
  Max but like people buy jeans that are like re.
• 3:45:02
  Worn. And.
• 3:45:04
  It's like. 3. Holes in them, Yeah.
• 3:45:07
  And even on the inside, it's got a little hatchet, man.
• 3:45:11
  That is dope, yeah. Except when you hand it to a cop
• 3:45:15
  to show them your ID. Oh yeah, that's and then
• 3:45:19
  they're. Like you're in a gang and I'm
• 3:45:22
  like, I, I guess so technically, yes.
• 3:45:29
  Woot, woot. Now see, I could.
• 3:45:34
  I can. Maybe get away with that if a if
• 3:45:36
  a cop asked if I was in in a gang because I would just say
• 3:45:41
  why yes officer, I'm part of the I'm part of the Crips and then
• 3:45:49
  that joke would go or the cops head and I would probably end up
• 3:45:53
  in jail. Or.
• 3:45:57
  Not go over their head but it's just such a bad joke that they
• 3:46:00
  beat your ass. Yeah.
• 3:46:04
  They're like, Oh yeah, now you're even more crip, huh
• 3:46:06
  motherfucker? Think that's.
• 3:46:08
  A fucking game. But yeah, we got a lot coming.
• 3:46:18
  The Juggalo episode I think will be probably one of the funnest
• 3:46:21
  ones I've done in a long time. I got a couple other episodes,
• 3:46:27
  but and see if I'm going to go the next level up of talking
• 3:46:31
  about more famous people than I usually I talk about way less
• 3:46:37
  then that's the that's going to be the new format.
• 3:46:39
  So I might just do a Ethan Ralph episode as much as I never
• 3:46:43
  wanted to. I might just do like the the
• 3:46:48
  ones that get clicks. I don't know, we'll see.
• 3:46:50
  I have a couple good ideas though and I always try to keep
• 3:46:53
  my own spin on things because I hate ripping other people off.
• 3:46:58
  Yeah, you might. Not like what I put out, but you
• 3:47:02
  can't deny that I'm original. That is.
• 3:47:07
  Very true. And I'm going to try and keep it
• 3:47:11
  original. I don't use a lot of AI,
• 3:47:13
  although we're not opposed to AI around here being useful.
• 3:47:17
  No. I don't for the simple fact of
• 3:47:20
  I'm trying to create stuff. Yeah, it can be.
• 3:47:25
  It can be really helpful like like.
• 3:47:29
  The music, for example, you know, AI music, I would be a lot
• 3:47:33
  easier for me to just make all that.
• 3:47:35
  But I don't know how that's going to play out and copyright
• 3:47:38
  down the road, right? But I do know that the songs
• 3:47:41
  that I make that are original, that I gift to you guys are
• 3:47:44
  completely yours to use without any.
• 3:47:46
  So that's why I lean towards not using AI for certain things.
• 3:47:51
  But I do think that the way you use AI is completely fine.
• 3:47:54
  See, that's the other thing is I say I'm not using any AI for
• 3:47:57
  stuff and people will be like, yeah, good, fuck AI.
• 3:48:01
  And I'm like, well, but Sam does and it helps him, you know, in a
• 3:48:04
  lot of ways, like you said, making thumbnails other things.
• 3:48:08
  I'm not, we're not opposed to it.
• 3:48:10
  So if you get that impression, I'm sorry, but you're, you know.
• 3:48:14
  What, what I, what I've always said is I, is I, I view AI as a
• 3:48:22
  tool and I, I think another. Another.
• 3:48:27
  Paintbrush in your toolbox? Yes, anyone.
• 3:48:31
  Who is anyone who is afraid of AI just replacing them?
• 3:48:38
  I, I literally had, I literally had a guy say, well, I'm afraid
• 3:48:42
  that AI might become a better writer than I am.
• 3:48:46
  And I said, well, that's understandable.
• 3:48:50
  If you're really afraid of that, then you might just want to
• 3:48:53
  become a better, that's kind of motivation to become a better
• 3:48:59
  writer. And in all honesty, but like
• 3:49:05
  also the AI in the chat bots need so much prompting that like
• 3:49:14
  I don't ever, I don't ever see. Like a lot of like a lot.
• 3:49:23
  Of indie authors in the fiction realm are afraid of AI replacing
• 3:49:28
  them. And I just, I don't, I don't see
• 3:49:31
  that happening, honestly. Because they are.
• 3:49:36
  Competition, though they're not wrong in that way.
• 3:49:38
  It it is competition. I just think that humans can out
• 3:49:42
  beat out compete the AI at the moment yeah.
• 3:49:46
  And we predict how that might turn out.
• 3:49:48
  And 25 years, probably not. But right now, AI rights drivel.
• 3:49:53
  Let's be real. Yeah, we all know AI create slop
• 3:49:58
  content. And I'm the reason I don't use
• 3:50:01
  it is because I'm trying to create.
• 3:50:04
  Maybe, maybe everybody thinks my shit slop too, but at least I'm
• 3:50:07
  trying not to lean on anybody else.
• 3:50:11
  That that's kind and that's kind of my, that's kind of my point
• 3:50:15
  is there are there are lots of people who are like, well, fuck
• 3:50:21
  AI, but then their stuff is also dribble right?
• 3:50:27
  So. Yeah, it turns out that most
• 3:50:33
  people can't write even as good slop as the AI, actually, and
• 3:50:36
  that's why writing is a valued skill.
• 3:50:39
  Right. That's right.
• 3:50:42
  Yeah, A. Lot of people can write and they
• 3:50:46
  write badly. That's why good writers are
• 3:50:49
  valued. Yeah, all.
• 3:50:52
  AI is really going to do is, in my opinion, is going to push
• 3:50:57
  those bad writers out completely.
• 3:51:00
  Yeah, yeah, the good writers. That are left are going to stand
• 3:51:03
  tall. That's my opinion anyway.
• 3:51:05
  Yeah. That that's you pretty much
• 3:51:08
  summed up the argument I've had for the past like 2 years ever
• 3:51:12
  since the ever since the AI debate.
• 3:51:17
  Well, you get the baseline. Right.
• 3:51:19
  Like if you make a graph like this is the level where AI is
• 3:51:23
  writing is at. OK, If you're here underneath,
• 3:51:29
  why are you writing? If the AI is here and you're
• 3:51:34
  down here below it, Why are you writing if you, if you can make
• 3:51:40
  an AI generate a better story than you could ever write?
• 3:51:44
  I think that that's going to have an effect on those people
• 3:51:46
  where they're going to stop and maybe they'll try and use the AI
• 3:51:50
  to make their shit. However, and the flip side is if
• 3:51:54
  you're a good author, you know, I said like this is the baseline
• 3:51:59
  if you're up here. You're winning, Yeah.
• 3:52:05
  And if. Even if you're right here,
• 3:52:07
  you're at least competitive if you're on the line.
• 3:52:11
  But if you're below the line of what AI can produce, this goes
• 3:52:15
  for artists as well. Look, if your pictures are worse
• 3:52:17
  than what AI can produce, I'm not sorry to say your job
• 3:52:21
  probably will go away. Well.
• 3:52:24
  The. That's the, that's the, that's
• 3:52:26
  the other thing too, is like the pulp art, some of the pulp art
• 3:52:31
  covers that I've done with AI, some of the artists that I've,
• 3:52:37
  you know, some of the, some like the pulp artists that like, I
• 3:52:40
  really like are literally. Dead some of.
• 3:52:46
  Them and nobody and nobody, unfortunately, like some like
• 3:52:51
  some artists are so unique that nobody knows how to like get
• 3:52:57
  even replicate their art style well for.
• 3:52:59
  Example, it's not an artist but Studio Ghibli being recreated as
• 3:53:04
  through ChatGPT recently right? Yeah.
• 3:53:08
  That's an. Art style that most people
• 3:53:10
  considered you couldn't just recreate and yet it does a good
• 3:53:13
  job of it. If you were in the in the vein
• 3:53:16
  of trying to draw Studio Ghibli esque shit and you're not as
• 3:53:20
  good as the AI, well who's going to get your stuff when the AI
• 3:53:24
  can make it for them for free? You know what I mean?
• 3:53:27
  It's it is for artists. But I do feel like talented
• 3:53:33
  artists in every genre are going to out compete the AI.
• 3:53:38
  Right. But the problem.
• 3:53:39
  Is is a lot of people are less talented than they think.
• 3:53:43
  In, in, in this, in the smart artists.
• 3:53:47
  And I actually have an artist like an actual painter who might
• 3:53:52
  be coming on to at some point. But a few of my artist friends
• 3:53:59
  have said that the smart artist will learn how to integrate AI
• 3:54:03
  into their toolbox again like we've been.
• 3:54:06
  Well, that's especially if I had mentioned the line.
• 3:54:09
  If you're on the line, if you're equal to the AI, not better than
• 3:54:13
  it. That's how you differentiate
• 3:54:14
  yourself is by integrating it, using it to make yours better.
• 3:54:18
  But the people above it, they're not going to need that.
• 3:54:21
  No, everybody below it, though, you either have to get on its
• 3:54:26
  level or it's going to out compete you.
• 3:54:29
  And I know that that bothers a lot of artists.
• 3:54:31
  And and the fact that we talk so much about independent artists,
• 3:54:35
  I don't want them to feel like it's an attack.
• 3:54:37
  That it was. Because most of the artists that
• 3:54:40
  we talked to and about are more talented than the fucking AI,
• 3:54:43
  obviously. Right, right.
• 3:54:46
  To be fair, though, that was that was like the same argument
• 3:54:50
  with like podcasting, right? Like, there were a lot of, you
• 3:54:55
  know, funny enough, Howard Stern was one of them.
• 3:54:58
  Oh, podcasting, it's a niche thing.
• 3:55:01
  It's not going to go anywhere if you know.
• 3:55:05
  It's a niche thing. It's never going to go anywhere,
• 3:55:07
  said Bill Clinton. Yeah, if you're not, No, Yeah,
• 3:55:12
  yeah, you're right. If you're into, if you're into
• 3:55:16
  podcasting, you're not a real, you're not a real bro
• 3:55:21
  broadcaster. Yep, it's and then, and then
• 3:55:28
  those people fell by the wayside of time because they were wrong.
• 3:55:33
  And it's going to happen again too with AIA.
• 3:55:35
  Lot of the people who are against AI, their voices just
• 3:55:38
  aren't going to matter in 25 years.
• 3:55:41
  Yeah, for better. Or worse, it.
• 3:55:43
  Doesn't matter. That's what's going to happen.
• 3:55:47
  Now, I get it that like a lot of people fall in that category of
• 3:55:50
  not as talented as the AI and so they're not going to like what I
• 3:55:54
  have to say, but it's. Just.
• 3:55:56
  Reality. If you're down here, especially
• 3:55:59
  if you're close, it's one thing if the AI is that much better at
• 3:56:03
  your thing than you. You.
• 3:56:07
  You might want to consider finding a new thing A.
• 3:56:10
  Lot of it is a lot of it is is fear of the unknown too, right?
• 3:56:15
  Like they're in grand, like AI is still relatively new
• 3:56:18
  territory, but it's like it's like, well, if you're worried
• 3:56:23
  about like AI just completely like replacing creative writing
• 3:56:28
  entirely, then I got news for you.
• 3:56:32
  We've got other problems because AI has most likely replaced
• 3:56:36
  other things. A long.
• 3:56:39
  Time ago, there's a lot of things that AI has replaced a
• 3:56:45
  long time ago people don't even realize.
• 3:56:47
  Yeah. It might.
• 3:56:48
  Not be like a chat bot like the AIS that we're used to now where
• 3:56:52
  you talk to it. But yes, AI have been running a
• 3:56:55
  lot of things for a long time. Sometimes, rather horribly I
• 3:57:00
  might add, take, well take today I had to make a call and I had
• 3:57:07
  to use one of those stupid like chat bot.
• 3:57:14
  It wasn't a chat bot, but it was like, you know the thing where
• 3:57:17
  you call and instead of talking to like an actual customer
• 3:57:21
  service person, say. Yes.
• 3:57:24
  Now. Yeah.
• 3:57:26
  I hate that shit. Oh, it's, it's, it's horrendous
• 3:57:30
  for my stepbrother who has cerebral pals because like he
• 3:57:33
  actually, like he has been in, he has an impediment.
• 3:57:38
  So like his voice is his voice would be hard for me to
• 3:57:42
  understand too right? And I can understand him pretty
• 3:57:46
  well the the fucking robot. Like I'm not even making fun of
• 3:57:52
  him but it's hilarious how I like it doesn't understand him
• 3:57:55
  at all. Sometimes they don't understand.
• 3:57:59
  Me a lot of times and you might think that's weird because I
• 3:58:02
  speak fairly clearly. I don't know why.
• 3:58:07
  Something about like a Northeastern accent just doesn't
• 3:58:10
  vibe with it, I guess. Yeah, it.
• 3:58:12
  Does understand my mom's but. It's weird because the people
• 3:58:16
  with like Boston accents it does get but me with like I have
• 3:58:21
  barely any Massachusetts accent at all.
• 3:58:24
  Are you that is that actually is surprising.
• 3:58:27
  I I because I I was going to make the joke that like, well,
• 3:58:32
  at least the people in Boston get me understood either, but
• 3:58:35
  no, if they can, that's that's no, if I.
• 3:58:38
  Talked like that. If I was, you know, from Boston
• 3:58:40
  and talking like that, it would understand me just fine.
• 3:58:44
  But I speak like myself and I try to be clear and concise and
• 3:58:49
  it's like, I don't know, this guy's speaking French or
• 3:58:53
  something. It did that to me.
• 3:58:55
  It did that to me this morning and I was like, what the fuck is
• 3:58:58
  it? Is it because I'm at coffee yet
• 3:59:00
  or what? But no, it was just there's
• 3:59:06
  been. A.
• 3:59:06
  Moth Sam, I'm trying to fucking catch.
• 3:59:09
  If you saw me get up a couple times, I was still listening.
• 3:59:12
  I was running around chasing a moth.
• 3:59:15
  Yeah, well, I was just trying to kill like another so we could
• 3:59:20
  get to 4 hours and round this thing out, which we have.
• 3:59:27
  We've heard much done so, and it feels.
• 3:59:29
  Like. 2. It's always a good time.
• 3:59:34
  Yeah, did I? Threaten.
• 3:59:35
  Well, no. I threatened Andrew Tate today.
• 3:59:37
  I was going to say, did I threaten anybody today, Sam?
• 3:59:39
  But I have. I I have a threat.
• 3:59:44
  Tate. You're a.
• 3:59:46
  Bitch, you won't fight me. I.
• 3:59:48
  Haven't. No.
• 3:59:49
  Balls. Bald.
• 3:59:50
  No balls, I haven't. Threatened anyone, but I will
• 3:59:54
  say this. Hey Mersch, for someone who you
• 3:59:58
  said had an irrelevant brand, you know we're pretty fucking
• 4:00:03
  relevant dude. I.
• 4:00:04
  Thought you were going to fight Ricky Berwick though.
• 4:00:08
  That's why I. Added it to that well.
• 4:00:09
  I put Morpheus in because triple cripple well.
• 4:00:12
  Yeah, I mean, look, you know Ricky Berwick, let me tell.
• 4:00:18
  Let me tell you something, brother.
• 4:00:20
  I could, bro. I could just blow.
• 4:00:22
  I could just blow that guy over with the, you know.
• 4:00:27
  Now it's sounding like a gay pornography Sam.
• 4:00:33
  Damn it, I, I, I totally walked into, I totally walked into that
• 4:00:39
  one. Then again, I said.
• 4:00:42
  Something. You shouldn't be doing Sam being
• 4:00:47
  walking into things over here proving Shmuli right.
• 4:00:52
  Yeah. And see.
• 4:00:54
  And if Shmuli is right about you walking, then he has to be right
• 4:00:58
  about the PCP as well, right? Obviously.
• 4:01:01
  Well. You.
• 4:01:03
  Well, you know, Sam, just like to.
• 4:01:06
  Get wet, guys. He doesn't even know what that
• 4:01:09
  means. That's the.
• 4:01:11
  Funniest part? That's what they say because
• 4:01:13
  they call it Sherm or wet. So when you smoke PCP, you're
• 4:01:19
  getting wet. That also sounds the fact that.
• 4:01:26
  I have to explain. It should prove to everybody
• 4:01:28
  that you don't do PC me. Yeah, that that I'm like if you.
• 4:01:34
  Smoke too much PCP, they call it wet brain.
• 4:01:36
  Like you're permanently fucked up.
• 4:01:38
  Oh, I. I had I I have heard of that,
• 4:01:41
  but I didn't know that that OK, well.
• 4:01:44
  Because you can also get wet brain from drinking too much.
• 4:01:48
  Ralph notoriously. Ralph's wet brained out hard.
• 4:01:52
  Yes, yeah, it's so I know. I do know wet brain from
• 4:01:56
  alcoholism. I guess there was this.
• 4:01:58
  One dude. What the fuck was his Lurch pig?
• 4:02:01
  Lurch rapper right? Cool guy I guess.
• 4:02:06
  Until he did a whole bunch of PCP and then killed and ate a
• 4:02:09
  woman. Wow, PCP.
• 4:02:16
  'S out of a drug, Sam. Yeah, but myself.
• 4:02:23
  But I've watched. But anyway, well, I'm going to.
• 4:02:30
  I'm going to go and let Max kill that moth.
• 4:02:34
  I just did, actually. Right when I got kicked.
• 4:02:36
  It was crazy. I grabbed it.
• 4:02:38
  I just went. Was the my hand?
• 4:02:40
  And I went all night have been fighting this moth, Sam.
• 4:02:44
  Now you know who the victor is and.
• 4:02:48
  And it was a shame we didn't, and it was a shame that the
• 4:02:51
  camera cut out right then and there.
• 4:02:54
  I know because, because, well, it's good because then nobody
• 4:02:57
  saw me eat it. Oh well.
• 4:03:05
  So yeah. Sam.
• 4:03:07
  Woodfield, Ricky Berwick. one-on-one.
• 4:03:10
  It's happening. Let's fucking go.
• 4:03:15
  No. Well, no Sam Woodfield, Mortheus
• 4:03:18
  and Ricky. I got the little fucker that's a
• 4:03:22
  moth you. Did.
• 4:03:24
  I'm in a basement. In fact, I get moths it better
• 4:03:28
  than spiders. Well, you know, did you?
• 4:03:36
  I train. The spiders, Sam, They don't
• 4:03:38
  come down on me no more because I burn them with a lighter.
• 4:03:43
  Those are smart spiders. Well, you know, every year.
• 4:03:47
  Or so you have to teach the lesson again because they're new
• 4:03:51
  spiders. So you just wait till they come
• 4:03:55
  down. They're usually like them daddy
• 4:03:56
  long legs types because I'm in a basement and just light the
• 4:04:00
  motherfucker and then they crawl back up the burning fucking
• 4:04:03
  strand and then all the other spiders.
• 4:04:06
  Then they know if I go near that guy, he's going to burn me.
• 4:04:12
  Yeah. Like I said, that's because
• 4:04:14
  they're smart. That's.
• 4:04:15
  Right. And and that I'm.
• 4:04:19
  Genocidal against spiders. It's a combo thing.
• 4:04:22
  Well. You know, I can't say I'm
• 4:04:24
  necessarily against that as someone who doesn't like, really
• 4:04:28
  like spiders or spiders and cats.
• 4:04:30
  Yeah, or. Cockroaches.
• 4:04:35
  That's a losing battle. If you got cockroach, if you if
• 4:04:37
  you if you got a cockroach and you want to kill it, there's
• 4:04:39
  like 10 million more. We once we once moved into a
• 4:04:43
  place and it got cockroaches and we had to move out like I wasn't
• 4:04:46
  even going to fuck that shit. I was done.
• 4:04:48
  Oh my God, that's. Oh.
• 4:04:51
  That that is a nightmare. Moved into the place, didn't
• 4:04:54
  realize they were slumlords until now.
• 4:04:56
  Like a couple months later it's like, what is that?
• 4:04:59
  Oh, is that a cockroach? No way, you know, because you
• 4:05:03
  don't see them all the time, right?
• 4:05:05
  Even me growing up poor, it wasn't something common, right?
• 4:05:07
  Well. Well, you see a lot of them in
• 4:05:10
  Florida even. That makes sense.
• 4:05:13
  It's warm down there, yeah. Yeah, even in like in like even
• 4:05:18
  in like really clean places. You see them at every.
• 4:05:22
  Well, here it's only where Guatemalan illegals live for
• 4:05:25
  some strange reason. Did you know, Sam?
• 4:05:29
  Did you know the the one, at least the ones that live around
• 4:05:32
  me culturally don't use toilet paper because they didn't ever
• 4:05:37
  use toilet paper in Guatemala, so they don't know what it is or
• 4:05:39
  what it's for. Same thing with Somalis when
• 4:05:43
  they. Got taught to use toilet paper,
• 4:05:45
  Sam. They were afraid to flush it so
• 4:05:52
  they put it in the trash which is what attracted the
• 4:05:56
  cockroaches to our home which is why I had to move.
• 4:05:59
  Don't ever live in an apartment complex with illegal
• 4:06:02
  Guatemalans. Yes, they put their ass wipes in
• 4:06:07
  the trash barrels and. Rotten food.
• 4:06:12
  And all that fucking shit. It was nastiest thing I've ever
• 4:06:15
  seen in my life. And then they were asking.
• 4:06:22
  Me. I'm not even shitting you, Sam.
• 4:06:23
  One of them asked me if you could cook the bugs and eat
• 4:06:26
  them, and I'm like the cockroaches.
• 4:06:30
  Yeah. You eat all the ones you want,
• 4:06:32
  brother. I'm.
• 4:06:34
  Going to go look for a new place to live now, thank you.
• 4:06:39
  I'm not laughing at your situation.
• 4:06:41
  I'm not laughing at you. I'm just, Oh my God, they don't.
• 4:06:47
  Know man, they're from Guatemala.
• 4:06:49
  Yeah. Turns out they, they, what it
• 4:06:52
  is, is they have those like those septic toilets.
• 4:06:57
  So if they put the, if they actually flushed toilet paper on
• 4:07:01
  the toilets they have in Guatemala, it would ruin them.
• 4:07:04
  That's why they don't have toilet paper.
• 4:07:06
  So then they get here and they're they, they know you're
• 4:07:09
  not supposed to flush stuff. Right, right.
• 4:07:12
  Yeah, so they. Throw it in the they throw their
• 4:07:15
  used fucking ass wipes in the trash.
• 4:07:20
  There was like a whole trash barrel full of bags of their
• 4:07:25
  fucking used fucking shitty toilet paper, they thought.
• 4:07:31
  That this was. Smart.
• 4:07:32
  They thought this is how America does.
• 4:07:33
  They were like, yeah, the trash man will just come take our ass
• 4:07:36
  wipes away. This is great.
• 4:07:40
  I love America and there's free bugs to eat.
• 4:07:51
  Holy God, now I know. Now I know why the now I know
• 4:07:58
  why all of the Guatemalans are moving to format.
• 4:08:01
  It all makes sense now. It's like a.
• 4:08:03
  Buffet of nonstop fucking bugs and other shit to eat.
• 4:08:07
  You know, I could see them. I could see them trying to cut
• 4:08:10
  up a fucking Gator and just eat it raw.
• 4:08:13
  And I don't know, look, yes, if you're Guatemalan and you think
• 4:08:16
  I'm being a little racist, I get that.
• 4:08:18
  I'm literally talking about real people that I really met and
• 4:08:22
  stories that really happened. So I don't think it's a
• 4:08:26
  stereotype. It's just that these people were
• 4:08:28
  illegals from Guatemala that lived in my apartment complex.
• 4:08:33
  And this is what happened. And it's not.
• 4:08:35
  It's not racist to say it because it's just true.
• 4:08:38
  Yeah, and they. Explained to me the fucking ass
• 4:08:41
  wipe shit why they're throwing it out.
• 4:08:42
  They're like, we wouldn't put it down.
• 4:08:44
  Why would you put it down the the toilet?
• 4:08:46
  They kept calling it. Why would you do that?
• 4:08:48
  You'll ruin it. I'm like I well.
• 4:08:53
  Because. Now our backyard smells like
• 4:08:56
  shit, for one. Yeah, And I mean, they're South
• 4:09:05
  American. So like, think about the diet of
• 4:09:08
  the shit that they're producing. Lots of chili powder, lots of
• 4:09:13
  tacos and beans. Oh.
• 4:09:17
  No. Well.
• 4:09:23
  Well, Max, thanks for putting that image in my head.
• 4:09:26
  Right, right, as we're not ready to go to bed.
• 4:09:31
  Well, just picture. It Sam, you walk outside,
• 4:09:33
  there's the there's like, oh, barrels.
• 4:09:35
  And one. Of them you know is the ass
• 4:09:37
  white barrel because it's got a horn of flies over it a big.
• 4:09:42
  Thick fucking. Cloud of flies and you can hear
• 4:09:47
  it like that buzzing sound. You know, when there's like a
• 4:09:49
  trillion bees, it sounds. People were like, you know, why
• 4:09:58
  do you have to move? It's a little.
• 4:10:02
  Racist that you're having to move over this, Max.
• 4:10:06
  You try living with them. I.
• 4:10:12
  Smelled enough Guatemalan shit for one lifetime in that short
• 4:10:16
  couple months we lived there. Yeah, damn it.
• 4:10:19
  Even taking off the headphones I could just still hear all that
• 4:10:23
  so. Well, look.
• 4:10:28
  The ass wipe barrel was actually less disgusting than the
• 4:10:32
  remnants of raw meat barrel that they had.
• 4:10:36
  Oh yeah, just a. Swarm.
• 4:10:40
  Just a swarm of fucking flies in my backyard and people are like,
• 4:10:43
  why do you want to move? I can't even.
• 4:10:47
  Take out my trash. I need a gas mask because it
• 4:10:52
  smells like Guatemalan shit. That ain't going.
• 4:10:56
  To be an N 95 Sam, that ain't going to cut it.
• 4:11:01
  You need a respirator, probably some Axe water spray too, maybe
• 4:11:12
  some Febreze, and that ain't going to make it clean.
• 4:11:16
  It's just going to make it smell a little less.
• 4:11:19
  Yeah, the old. White trash bath, Spray it with
• 4:11:24
  some axe. Yeah, and I've got.
• 4:11:30
  Enough for the evening, Sam. Well.
• 4:11:33
  Yeah, I think we've cursed the audience out and up and on that
• 4:11:37
  now, folks, that is the perfect time to close the show.
• 4:11:41
  So TuneIn, fried cockroaches, deep fried cockroaches.
• 4:11:50
  That sounds like that sounds like the name of a Frank Zappa
• 4:11:54
  album, actually, Yeah. Let's come give me the name of
• 4:11:58
  one of my albums. Which which by the way, since it
• 4:12:04
  since it annoys certain people that I like watching Frank Frank
• 4:12:09
  Zappa interviews. That's going to be a premium
• 4:12:15
  thing that I do. Just Frank Zappa reaction videos
• 4:12:18
  because why the hell not? So more great reasons to tune
• 4:12:25
  into Premium. There we go.
• 4:12:28
  It's it's going to be a good month for you and us both, Sam.
• 4:12:31
  And I'm stoked. I got to grab some sleep because
• 4:12:35
  like I said, I got to do a 15 mile in the morning and you got
• 4:12:42
  a whole almost three extra hours on the month this month already.
• 4:12:46
  That's a good, good head start. Yeah.
• 4:12:49
  And it's we're three hours into the month.
• 4:12:51
  What? What?
• 4:12:52
  Exactly, you've been streaming the entire month of May, Sam.
• 4:12:57
  Yay, progress. This.
• 4:13:00
  This month, this month, Sam has. Been streaming the entire month
• 4:13:05
  of May so far guys. You guys need to like, comment
• 4:13:08
  and subscribe for all of this man's hard work.
• 4:13:11
  He is streamed the entire month of May.
• 4:13:14
  And hey, sign up for a premium and get all of our isn't today.
• 4:13:20
  Like the commie day, like May Day or whatever where they all
• 4:13:22
  protest. I think or.
• 4:13:26
  Did they forget because they protest every day now?
• 4:13:31
  Both. Well, we'll see.
• 4:13:34
  Well, I'm sure next week that we'll be talking about nothing
• 4:13:37
  but that. Yeah, I'm sure.
• 4:13:41
  I'm sure next week we'll be talking out commies burning down
• 4:13:45
  Tesla do oh wait, they've already been fucking doing that
• 4:13:50
  for. Well, real quick shout out to
• 4:13:52
  the Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn that kicked the shit out of
• 4:13:55
  Antifa for trying to close down their synagogue.
• 4:13:58
  I. I saw, I saw that.
• 4:14:01
  You tried to shut down a church in my neighborhood, You'd get
• 4:14:04
  the same response. Bro, you don't get to shut down
• 4:14:07
  somebody's church. That ain't how this.
• 4:14:09
  Works and you're lucky all you get is a little bit of pushing
• 4:14:13
  and shoving and the cops come in and save your fucking ass.
• 4:14:16
  Because I'll tell you right now of all the people not to try and
• 4:14:18
  shut down their church, Jewish people.
• 4:14:21
  Won't take. Kindly to it.
• 4:14:23
  Yeah. Well, and, and let and let me
• 4:14:25
  tell you something too. If I mean, people are really
• 4:14:29
  skeptical of anything that Fauci or any of these, not even The
• 4:14:33
  Who, but any, any of these health organizations are saying
• 4:14:36
  now because they've, I have a feeling if the government ever
• 4:14:40
  tries to hold one of these, you know, pandemic things again,
• 4:14:46
  people are not going to lie down like we did the last time
• 4:14:50
  they've been. Trying and nobody buys it.
• 4:14:54
  That's true, you know. They keeps all the bird flu.
• 4:14:57
  We know COVID fucking version six and oh God Ebola, you guys
• 4:15:05
  eat shit, right? Dude.
• 4:15:10
  If you're afraid of Ebola. Or monkey.
• 4:15:12
  Pox. For that matter, you need to ask
• 4:15:16
  yourself one question. Do I put human feces in my
• 4:15:19
  mouth? If.
• 4:15:21
  No, don't worry about those diseases.
• 4:15:24
  If yes, seek immediate help. True on both counts.
• 4:15:33
  You know how you stop Ebola, Sam?
• 4:15:35
  You wash your hands after you touch poop.
• 4:15:39
  That's. Literally it.
• 4:15:42
  Yes, and you know. How you could even more not get
• 4:15:45
  Ebola. Don't touch poop, particularly
• 4:15:51
  other people's poop, but even your own poop.
• 4:15:56
  Probably. Not great to touch that either.
• 4:16:00
  I know Sam, you like your finger painting and I get that.
• 4:16:09
  It's like. Come on, who are they?
• 4:16:10
  Who are they worried is going to catch Ebola?
• 4:16:12
  Like like monkey pox? You can get through like gay
• 4:16:15
  butt sacks because you're touching poop.
• 4:16:19
  Well. But Ebola?
• 4:16:20
  Ebola doesn't even spread that way.
• 4:16:22
  The only way to get Ebola is to literally take shit, put it on
• 4:16:26
  your hands, and put that in your mouth.
• 4:16:29
  You only get Ebola by eating shit.
• 4:16:33
  Why am? I supposed to be I don't eat
• 4:16:35
  shit. I'm supposed to be scared of a
• 4:16:38
  disease that you get from eating shit.
• 4:16:43
  Well, well, Ethan. Ralph might be afraid of getting
• 4:16:48
  involved then. That's.
• 4:16:50
  Right. And even he didn't get it.
• 4:16:52
  I feel bad about making that joke just considering what it's
• 4:16:55
  based off of, but yeah, he is he.
• 4:16:59
  Yeah, I, I, I feel bad too, but I couldn't take AI, couldn't
• 4:17:03
  pass something off. Listen, if I don't make, if I
• 4:17:06
  don't make that joke, someone else will.
• 4:17:09
  And has. Yeah, he eats.
• 4:17:13
  Lots of poop. So yeah, he should be worried,
• 4:17:15
  but we'll be fine. Well, I'll be fine.
• 4:17:17
  I don't know. Do you?
• 4:17:18
  You know, I don't know how your dining habits go, but I just
• 4:17:21
  assume that you don't eat poop, you know?
• 4:17:24
  Seems a. Rational assumption.
• 4:17:27
  No I don't but make but on occasion McDonald's can taste
• 4:17:31
  like shit. True.
• 4:17:36
  And. And, and nowadays it's it's,
• 4:17:39
  it's expensive. Yeah, no.
• 4:17:43
  Way you. Might as well, if you eat
• 4:17:45
  McDonald's you might as well eat your shit afterwards so you can
• 4:17:49
  get double value out of the menu.
• 4:17:57
  Back in my day a fiver got you a meal.
• 4:18:00
  Right now it's like a tenor at least.
• 4:18:04
  So you see, double the price, you got to get double the the
• 4:18:07
  value. And you'll only do that by
• 4:18:08
  eating your own poop. That's why they're worried about
• 4:18:11
  Ebola. Sam McDonald's is going to make
• 4:18:13
  us all eat our own poop. Oh.
• 4:18:15
  By the way, I. This I'm pretty.
• 4:18:19
  Sure, the. World Economic Forum would like
• 4:18:22
  us all to eat our own poop too. Well, and bugs, which is also
• 4:18:27
  not a great idea. Yeah, unless they're deep fried
• 4:18:30
  cockroaches, then they're delicious, I hear.
• 4:18:34
  Put a little. Chili oil on them.
• 4:18:37
  I I actually yes. Really.
• 4:18:38
  They did really put chili oil. Never mind.
• 4:18:41
  Go ahead. Oh, and.
• 4:18:46
  And real and real quick too, since everyone is freaking out
• 4:18:49
  about the the tariffs. Yeah, if you're upset about like
• 4:18:56
  the fact that you're Timu items cost a lot more, hey, what the
• 4:19:03
  fuck are you doing buying shit off Timu?
• 4:19:08
  And because that stuff is shit quality anyway.
• 4:19:13
  Like they literally offered, I don't know if you know this Mac,
• 4:19:17
  but they literally offered me a sponsorship and I wouldn't, I
• 4:19:22
  wouldn't take a promo code because it's not.
• 4:19:27
  Because it's a scam. Yeah, and and and see I and yeah
• 4:19:31
  and see I actually, I actually think highly of our audience and
• 4:19:37
  plus we're. Saving up for that big crypto
• 4:19:39
  rug pull we're going to do, yeah.
• 4:19:43
  Yeah, yeah, Schrulicorn, yeah. Yeah.
• 4:19:46
  Oh no, we already. Used that 10.
• 4:19:51
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:19:53
  No, it's it's it is, it is gross what some people will accept in
• 4:19:57
  what they won't like. Like a crypto rug pull's the
• 4:19:59
  worst thing ever, but a Timu fucking promo code isn't.
• 4:20:03
  It's like those are the same actually.
• 4:20:06
  Both. Ways you're kind of screwing
• 4:20:08
  your audience over and you're selling out your reputation
• 4:20:11
  this. Podcast is sponsored by Rage
• 4:20:13
  Shadow. I mean.
• 4:20:17
  Hey, anything that pops up in my thing as like a campaign ad,
• 4:20:22
  I'll read. Except that I never look at them
• 4:20:25
  anymore. I never do the ad reads.
• 4:20:29
  Sometimes I have more than enough viewers to do them and I
• 4:20:31
  just forget. It's not really my style, but I
• 4:20:37
  try. But if they if they offered me
• 4:20:40
  Timu, I wouldn't accept it. Yeah.
• 4:20:45
  But that. That, that, that, that Whitfield
• 4:20:48
  coin, though, that's going to go through to the moon actually,
• 4:20:51
  well. Morph is coin is the hot is the
• 4:20:54
  hot item. Now he'd be.
• 4:20:55
  Mad that you even put those two words together.
• 4:21:00
  Nobody hates crypto scams more than Mortheus, at least around
• 4:21:04
  here That that. I know that.
• 4:21:06
  I know. That's why.
• 4:21:07
  That's why it's funny. I know Mortheus coin.
• 4:21:10
  He'd probably kill you just for suggesting it.
• 4:21:15
  Yeah, well, well, he'd probably laugh at the joke and then kill
• 4:21:18
  me. That's exactly what, well, it.
• 4:21:21
  Depends on how convinced he is it's a joke.
• 4:21:24
  I think if he's, if he's sure it's a joke, you know, maybe
• 4:21:31
  just a hobbling the thing with this.
• 4:21:34
  Is like I don't even know how to MIT NFTS weren't in that so oh.
• 4:21:40
  I mean, I could do that, but like, we're just not scamming
• 4:21:43
  people. Yeah.
• 4:21:46
  You want to throw money at the show?
• 4:21:49
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  Yes, which you could. Even resell if you get the
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  Well. It's going to be it's going to
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  be worth lots of money one day when Sam's famous, that's why.
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  But anyway, thanks for tuning in folks.
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  We really appreciate it. And gay.
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  Coffee house. There's.
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  No gay pornography there to be seen except Cantwell.
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  Yeah, the Cantwell. Stream contains what he himself
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  classifieds as gay pornography, so there is that one.
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  Well, of course so, but and my folks, but you're.
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  Hyde. Indeed, wrap.
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  Her up. We're ready.
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  We've gotten ours. We'll keep going all night if
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  you don't stop it now, Sam. The right to offend is not some
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  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
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  with. It is the heart and soul and
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  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
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  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
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  and modernity and science and understanding.
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  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
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  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
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  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
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  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
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  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
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  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
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