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Male Soldiers Get Tampons In Woke Canadian Armed Forces · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  So if you've been worried about the effectiveness of the Canadian military, well there's
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  no need to worry any further. Problem solved. I'll read you the headline
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  Canadian military to provide tampons for male soldiers. So there you go. Problem
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  solved. And now that this tampon issue has been dealt with, they can
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  start to focus on some other issues, like their inability to recruit people into
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  the Canadian military for some reason. But obviously this should solve the recruiting issue
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  because they're gonna literally get all of the men who use tampons, I mean,
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  and this is also brilliant strategy too, I mean, it's the last
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  thing that enemy combatants will expect. And now that male soldiers don't have to
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  pay out of their own pocket for tampons anymore, they'll have more money to
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  buy the other equipment that the government won't actually provide them with. Here's a
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  headline, Canadian soldiers pay out of pocket for their own equipment. In Latvia,
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  the soldiers have been forced to buy upgraded helmets with built in hearing protection
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  and headsets from online retailers while training abroad. They have also had to acquire
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  their own rain gear, tactical vests and ammunition in the same way. And
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  so while this is a problem, you know, the tampon thing, it's
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  in the right direction for sure. But unfortunately there's no word yet on hair
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  curlers, says All Canadian military bases will soon be required to have menstruation products
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  in the men's restroom to align with the federal government directive issued by Employment and
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  Social Development Canada to promote inclusivity. The guidelines put up by Government of Canada
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  dictate that menstrual products such as pads and tampons must be readily available in all
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  toilet rooms and workplaces controlled by the employer. In a separate paragraph, it
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  confirms that menstrual products must be in all toilet rooms regardless of their marked genders.
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  There's a whole bunch more. I mean here, All Canadian air bases
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  will have Pride runways. All guns will shoot little Pride flags from now on.
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  That'll save on ammunition. All battlefield medics will be supplied with homone replacement
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  treatments. They're expensive, so they'll just have that well, and tampons obviously,
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  and this is very important, so that medics won't be able to deny
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  the wounded soldier's existence. Of course, that's until they stop existing because the
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  medics gave them estrogen instead of actually treating their wounds. Now, of course,
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  this one is extremely important to fight white cis heteronormative colonialism. All Canadian
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  Armed forces uniforms will have a Palestadian flag patch, and actually the most important
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  one here of all. I mean, if the Canadian military is about diversity.
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  There's a new rule that all enemy forces are entitled to hold microaggression and
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  subconscious bias training for frontline Canadian troops, because that shooting at people is bad
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  enough without getting their pronouns wrong. Anyway, That's all I gotta say about
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  I thank you for that. I will see you next time.