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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training Class is now
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  Speaker 1: in session a good more than everybody. Today is March
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  Speaker 1: the sixth, twenty twenty sixth. Today is Friday. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: another week and we're about to put the finishing touches
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  Speaker 1: on that. My name is Woody, that is Greg Gordon. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: we got menas. What is that? There's a sea mass.
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  Speaker 1: We've got Sammy Morgan's here. What's Launce here? Dumb ass tddler,
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  Speaker 1: we got bored, we got Benji, and we got a
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  Speaker 1: Friday on our hands. Everybody, let's get over it, throw
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  Speaker 1: a thing into the weekend, all right, phones are open
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  Speaker 1: eight seven four, Woodie, send us your text or your
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  Speaker 1: Friday check in over to two to nine, eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: I can already tell it's one of those days where
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  Speaker 1: my brain and my mouth are out of sink.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's just because uh already
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  Speaker 1: kind of like mentally prepared for you know, Friday and
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  Speaker 1: downtime or checked out. Yeah, like a burnout at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the week. Yeah, but uh maybe for warning.
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  Speaker 1: All right, just it's just not working properly.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be what it'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, eight eight, seven, seven forty four Woody
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  Speaker 1: Text whatever we got to to ninety seven finals. Follow
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  Speaker 1: us on social media at the Woody Show. We got
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  Speaker 1: the fail stories, we got the dumb Ass contest d
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  Speaker 1: u i Q coming up for you today. Anything we
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  Speaker 1: can do to get through this morning into the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: that is the plan here on The Woody Show. Bless
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  Speaker 1: you you Sorry, bless you. Papa John's they're gonna close
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  Speaker 1: about three hundred stores by the end of next year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that yeah, Like that's That's been a story
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  Speaker 1: that keeps popping up this week, and I was like, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing I loved about those types of places
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  Speaker 5: is the smell when you walk in, but I haven't
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  Speaker 5: been to one in so long.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing I really like about Papa John's that
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  Speaker 1: garlic sauce.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the cheese bread with the garlic sauce on it.
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  Speaker 6: That was pretty much all I ever ordered from them,
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  Speaker 6: and it was like five bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the crust is not my jam over there.
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  Speaker 1: I've never I've never got why people when you order
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  Speaker 1: pizza order breadsticks. I don't get it. Yeah, I've never
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  Speaker 1: got you. It's mega redundant with that order, like when
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  Speaker 1: you get pasta. Okay, so I mean, I know it's
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  Speaker 1: still carbs, but there's the the pizza that. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the breadsticks are. It's the crust that. That's not true though,
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  Speaker 1: like the garlic.
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  Speaker 7: A garlic breadstick is much softer, thicker, and fluffier than
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  Speaker 7: they crust up a pizza.
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  Speaker 1: The ones you get from like Papa John's Pizza Hut
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it is. Their pizza dough. They bake it
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  Speaker 1: and then they use the pizza slicer thing like the
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  Speaker 1: half moon looking things. Yeah, and they make strips out
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  Speaker 1: of it and they dump some cheese on it and
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  Speaker 1: maybe send you a little thing. It is qualitatively different.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, when you send out those things,
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  Speaker 1: why do they send out the marin aero sauce right
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  Speaker 1: out of the refrigerator?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, war lay a little bit warm?
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  Speaker 1: Oh sea bass? By the way, yeah, uh, this is
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  Speaker 1: from science, and you do like signs you're a man
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  Speaker 1: of science. Everyone should be. Being nice to your co
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  Speaker 1: workers makes you happier. Well, that's that's the general being
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  Speaker 1: nice everybody makes you happier. Studies show that greeting co
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  Speaker 1: workers with a cheerful good morning, cheerful good morning has
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  Speaker 1: a hugely uplifting effect on an office environment.
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  Speaker 5: Let's put Sammy on that list.
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  Speaker 1: Even it's even more potive when managers take a morning
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  Speaker 1: tour to acknowledge their employees first thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the tours?
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  Speaker 5: Management? Walking around in circles? Hi, everybody?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was recently seeing this interview. It says, if
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  Speaker 6: you're super smart, you shouldn't be a dick because it
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  Speaker 6: will just make you even more powerful, the lord over everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You should not be a dick.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you shouldn't be a dick. Well, because then I'll
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  Speaker 6: get more people to follow what you say. Well, that's
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  Speaker 6: literally true.
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  Speaker 1: They said that.
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  Speaker 6: But if you're like a smart person in general, it's
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  Speaker 6: like a superpower, and then it makes you even more powerful.
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  Speaker 4: If you're smart, you should know better.
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  Speaker 5: Are there any studies out there that say you should
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  Speaker 5: be a dick?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've gotten better at saying good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I get the cold shoulder, Sammy, but I'm okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: You are the two that I say.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning to.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like, are you guys serious?
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay with it. I don't say it to anybody menace.
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  Speaker 3: I say good morning to you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I would say about eighty percent of the time,
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  Speaker 6: what do you want to work in?
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  Speaker 1: I don't like, by the way, I don't expect the
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  Speaker 1: good mornings from anybody.
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  Speaker 4: Because, like you know, yeah, I don't say it.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. We spend plenty of time chatting it up.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I only see you in passing. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: right now people go oh, hey, good morning, Oh how
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  Speaker 1: you doing in the group? Good morning, which you also
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  Speaker 1: hate is just a yeah, that's all I do. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's all good. We saw each other five minutes ago
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  Speaker 1: and we will see good morning in Morgan every morning.
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  Speaker 3: You do you check on me? Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Woodie show that well. Today March sixth, it's
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  Speaker 1: a National Oreo Day. It's good National white chocolate cheesecake day,
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  Speaker 1: white chocolate amount of fan.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I used to like it.
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  Speaker 4: Now just take the cheesecake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. It's a no homework day, which my
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  Speaker 1: kids will tell me is every day, right, you have
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  Speaker 1: any homework time? No? I did study? Hall did? Yeah? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then two weeks later, why don't we have some missing
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  Speaker 1: assignments that we're getting notifications about. Oh, I don't know. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they just haven't up. Yeah. Have you heard that one guy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's everything at twenty days a month off.
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  Speaker 1: They do, they get it, They get a lot, they
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  Speaker 1: get a lot. Today's National Dentist Day, National Frozen Food Day,
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  Speaker 1: and today is National Employee Appreciation Day. I wonder what
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  Speaker 1: the company has planned today. Oh, I'm going to have
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  Speaker 1: stacks of money. I wonder how that's going to go today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well one of the big entertainment stories. And
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  Speaker 1: I know Gina has been keeping I don't know did
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  Speaker 1: we did we have any other kind of like wed
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  Speaker 1: this could have played out like eventually this is going
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  Speaker 1: to happen any surprise. It's Britney Spears. Yeah, the dy
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  Speaker 1: she got a d She got.
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  Speaker 9: A d U I as we all know, Wednesday night
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  Speaker 9: in Ventura County, California, and according to the law enforcement,
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  Speaker 9: she was arrested by the CHP, the California High Patrol
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  Speaker 9: around nine thirty and it was later released but she
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  Speaker 9: was immediately taken the hospital for to get her BAC
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  Speaker 9: her blood alcohol level. She told people she was at
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  Speaker 9: point six, but I don't think that that's the way
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  Speaker 9: it went down. And then immediately after she took all
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  Speaker 9: of her social media down, so good luck finding those
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  Speaker 9: sweet night dancing videos.
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  Speaker 1: Like, she's probably not a good drive. I wouldn't imagine
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  Speaker 1: she'd be a good driver. So bright she could be
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  Speaker 1: negative point six.
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  Speaker 6: They're still going to rush for du When they did
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  Speaker 6: that Free Britney documentary. Part of the documentary was the
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  Speaker 6: big thing where they weren't allowing her to drive, and
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  Speaker 6: they go, okay, we'll allow you to drive. So they
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  Speaker 6: took her as like some random like open.
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  Speaker 1: Parking lot, you're teaching your kids how to drive home.
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  Speaker 6: In the middle of the night, Like yeah, in the
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  Speaker 6: middle of nowhere, just so she could drive her car.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's got so many strikes against her. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: she's nuts. Number two well this was she was under
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  Speaker 1: the influence. But like the number two a or driving
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  Speaker 1: as female, right, I mean, we get you. We were
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  Speaker 1: talking about that. We're making a joke about there was
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  Speaker 1: something where they had stats on this where uh, women
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  Speaker 1: who were pregnant and like rates of accidents or tickets,
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  Speaker 1: moving violations and things like that. I remember we said
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  Speaker 1: if they were pregnant with a boy, there was no difference.
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  Speaker 1: But when they were pregnant with a girl, there were
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  Speaker 1: more accidents. There were more like so yeah, because they
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  Speaker 1: were bad driving for two And somebody left usaid after
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  Speaker 1: hours voice after we had that conversation. Somebody left us
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  Speaker 1: after hours voicemail about that about being pregnant with girls.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know his truth.
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  Speaker 9: But I was pregnant with twins while I was driving.
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  Speaker 2: My perception change and yep, got in a car accident.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Three women in the car, so dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: So dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: We do need drivers.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how does it end for Britney Spears?
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  Speaker 10: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Does she? Does she live to a ripe old age
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  Speaker 1: of whatever? I'm just asking, how, like, how do we
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  Speaker 1: think they're bringing back the nuthouse? Is that a fact
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  Speaker 1: around the table? I think they should with her.
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  Speaker 6: It's just like I feel, you know, I don't know
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  Speaker 6: if she did drugs ever, but well she was.
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  Speaker 1: On a lot of drugs. They had her medicare.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just like your brain like becomes chemically imbalanced
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  Speaker 6: and you're just fried and some people just can't come
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  Speaker 6: back from that.
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  Speaker 9: Here's the thing I always think about, like, you know,
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  Speaker 9: good for you girl, do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 4: Who cares?
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  Speaker 9: And you know I say that, but then I look
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  Speaker 9: at like the knife dancing, like, oh my god, she
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  Speaker 9: has full grown sons, like humiliating for them.
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  Speaker 4: It really does bother me.
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  Speaker 8: But people are allowed to be crazy just because we
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  Speaker 8: know her, and everyone's like save her, control her.
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  Speaker 4: Do all these things. It's like, well if she goes
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  Speaker 4: to jail, why she goes to jail.
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  Speaker 1: I should not be allowed to be crazy because they
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  Speaker 1: put you in the nuthouse. And that's what we're advocating for.
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  Speaker 1: Let's bring that back. He'd be safe.
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  Speaker 5: You might like it there, Greg Gory, what you got, well,
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  Speaker 5: you might think this is Ahso I'm going to ask Morgan,
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  Speaker 5: do you know who Valerie Bertinelli is?
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  Speaker 1: There are people my age who have no idea who
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  Speaker 1: I knows. I've been famous our entire life. She was
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  Speaker 1: married to Eddie van Halen.
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  Speaker 4: She was on one day at a time.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard of van Halen.
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  Speaker 1: One day at a time was with my that was
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  Speaker 1: my parents. I don't disagree, but to say that people
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  Speaker 1: our age don't know who that is. You might have
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  Speaker 1: heard the name of You might have heard the name,
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  Speaker 1: but that I don't think like it's just like an
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  Speaker 1: automatic that people just automatic know who that is or
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  Speaker 1: can picture you know why? I know she was on
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  Speaker 1: TV and she was married to Edie Van Halen.
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  Speaker 5: So anyway, she she's got this book out called Getting Naked,
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  Speaker 5: and so she's doing the interview rounds and she says
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  Speaker 5: what we've been saying, that it's nobody's business if anybody
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  Speaker 5: takes weight loss meds, and she said, anything somebody else
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  Speaker 5: does that doesn't affect your life, leave them alone.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but she was the spokesperson for weight loss, well
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  Speaker 9: weight loss she's talking about like GLP one and stuff
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  Speaker 9: like that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, she also says she wants to get a necklift,
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  Speaker 5: but she's too afraid because she had her breast implants
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  Speaker 5: removed and got an infection in complications, so she scared,
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  Speaker 5: but eventually does want.
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  Speaker 1: To do it because she didn't go to Columbia and.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly Valerie to go to Columbia. And then she also
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  Speaker 5: says she did try botox, but only once. She didn't
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  Speaker 5: like the way it made her eyebrows look, so she
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  Speaker 5: just grew her bangs out to hide her forehead.
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  Speaker 4: I get that sometimes that it does mess up the brows.
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  Speaker 5: But her whole point is whatever people want to do
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  Speaker 5: that they think makes them look better, none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: And do it until you go overboard and you start
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  Speaker 1: looking clownish or caricature.
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  Speaker 5: There was like, I think you get to a point
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  Speaker 5: where it starts to look normal and then it starts
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  Speaker 5: to look good, like it starts weird.
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  Speaker 1: I think you want to believe it and then it
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  Speaker 1: looks actually good. How Simon Cowell doing, Greg all the
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  Speaker 1: people that we've heard about here recently, Yeah, they look weird.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's fine if that's what they want. It's fine. Men,
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  Speaker 1: it's what you got. All right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I will bring up something kind of old timy
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  Speaker 6: because it kind of relays, well, it kind of relates
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  Speaker 6: to you.
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  Speaker 1: Ask Morgan if she knows, she.
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  Speaker 6: Will know nothing about this. It just relates to something
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  Speaker 6: that we talked about. This the only reason I'm bringing
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  Speaker 6: it up. Okay, So you know the band Nelson Nope, nope,
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  Speaker 6: maybe let me let me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me play hit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. So they had a big song, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: they had They had a couple of songs, like one
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  Speaker 1: was called After the Rain, not a big one. The
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  Speaker 1: big one was Love and Affection. Yeah, that was their
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  Speaker 1: biggest song. This is their biggest song.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's something I reas think of after the Rain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I've heard it before.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not like you had.
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  Speaker 4: No idea Morgan Nelson fan.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the reason I bring him up is because we're
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  Speaker 6: recently talking about like, if you die and you have
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  Speaker 6: a lot of debt, who does that go to?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Who who takes care of that? Well?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even know that Nelson was part of a
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  Speaker 6: like super famous family and they were part I had
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  Speaker 6: no idea me neither me neither. But you remember remember
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  Speaker 6: the event of Ozzy and Harriet from the nineteen fifties
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  Speaker 6: and sixties.
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  Speaker 4: Love I My dad loved Wways.
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  Speaker 6: So they're part of some super famous family. Their grandparents
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  Speaker 6: owned this super famous TV show. They owned all the
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  Speaker 6: rights to it, and then their their grandfather died in
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  Speaker 6: nineteen seventy five, and then their father took it over
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  Speaker 6: and he died in nineteen eighty five in a plane crash. Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: so this is right when they're all like taking off
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  Speaker 6: their teenagers all this kind of stuff. So to hold
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  Speaker 6: on to all the rights to all these TV shows
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  Speaker 6: and all the music, they started going to debt. They
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  Speaker 6: took on the debt themselves as teenagers because they didn't
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  Speaker 6: want quote dishonnorable bankruptcy because the family name, because they
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  Speaker 6: come from a famous family, they didn't want the name
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  Speaker 6: to be tarnished in bankruptcy. So as teenagers, as they
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  Speaker 6: were becoming famous in this band, they took on all
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  Speaker 6: the debt to pay it off. So they did it
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  Speaker 6: all like on the under.
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  Speaker 1: So the public wouldn't be like so the public.
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  Speaker 6: Wouldn't know Nelson, the super famous nineteen fifties Nelson family
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't be tarnished.
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  Speaker 1: So they know of their family history. Morgan, I know now,
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  Speaker 1: I know how you feel when we talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 9: You've never heard of Ricky Nelson or Ozzie and Harriet Harriet.
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  Speaker 4: I know that, har but couldn't tell you that My
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  Speaker 4: parents were super into that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're gonna be in the marshes of rock
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  Speaker 1: Crews coming up. I pulled up a hook of after
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  Speaker 1: the races. This is one. I think it's the bigger.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Love and Affection was wasigulous. Yeah, I loving Affection. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys, they're both big singles. But Love
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  Speaker 1: and affection was slightly big. Yeah, I don't know. And
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  Speaker 1: they or are they twins? I wasn't sure. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: was their thing. It's the show. How about. I tried
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  Speaker 1: my best to find some celebrity stuff with people that
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  Speaker 1: you might have heard of.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'm listening Tate McCrae. Yes, so there's
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  Speaker 1: been the whole thing. So Jack Hughes, who is the
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  Speaker 1: big like star of the Olympics for the men's hockey team. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: so he is with Tate McCray. Now, my wife hates
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  Speaker 1: Tate McCray, love her so much, just thinks that she's
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  Speaker 1: trashing on talented, completely fabricated, and you know, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of Britney Spears comparison. So she does a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stripper dancing. Yes, yeah, it's like she was like,
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  Speaker 1: what it's all about. Yeah, he's basically a stripper. I
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  Speaker 1: don't don't know really anything about her, like if she's well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like Brittany in other ways, or like the music.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea since.
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  Speaker 6: The beginning though, that she has become like on the
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  Speaker 6: scene of pop music. She has always put it out
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  Speaker 6: there that she's a major hockey fan. Okay, well, there
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  Speaker 6: are all the music videos, everything. And Jack's a young guy,
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  Speaker 6: young dude. He's a superstar, great player for the New
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  Speaker 6: Jersey Devils, Olympic champion and the hero of the Olympics.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Greg, your favorite Billy Porter?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, do you know who? That is? Very annoying.
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  Speaker 5: He's an actor and he's super very Is.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: He the black gay guy that always dresses in.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Super two for two Morgan knowing who the hell this is? Yeah,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: he sucks. He claims that he was dead for three
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: days during a battle with sepsis. Yes, yeah, so what
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: what what exactly is sepsist? Again?
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: That's poisoning, right, is it?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Infection poop goes where it shouldn't go. Oh okay,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I knew I had something maybe to do something with poop. Yeah, possibly. Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Do you guys know Taylor Deerden, who plays mel in
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: the show The Pit. No, I watched The Pit. Look
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: my name Taylor. It's a it's a girl.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Oh I know who she is?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, she's very strange. Right. Uh she is
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Brian Cranston's daughter. Yeah, that's that's what.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: They were saying about The Pit. There's like three actors
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: on there that have famous parents or the other one
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: I just knew about.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I watched the show. But you you've
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: heard of The Pit and you've heard of Brian Cranston, right, yes, okay,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: so you and the Pit is a very popular show
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: right now, these awards it, Yeah, you keep telling me them.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Do you know who Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan are?
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Billy Crystal, Yes, I think I got.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: To see that.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Billy Crystal. I think me Bryan.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just gonna be honest. I'm thinking of Meg
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: from Family Guys.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Into they started.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: They started together in a movie called When Harry Met Sally.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Remember the orgasm scene you that that could reference a
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: lot of.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Morgan.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so it's one of Rob Reiner's most
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: iconic movies. And they're going to reunite Billy Crystal Meg
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Ryan at the Oscars to pay tribute to him. Now,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien's hosting the show, and as you know, he
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: also hosted something Else the holiday party where Rob Ryaner
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and his wife were at the gout in the fight
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: with Nick. I'm saying he was a better host. Oh yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and then he killed them later on that night. Now
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: for the tribute. Billy Crystal is going to do the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: talking Meg gonna be, you know, standing there on stage
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: with some of the stars of Rob Rob Ryner's other movies.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I think his greatest movie ever was The Prince's Bride. Sure,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: great movie. You've probably never seen it, or you've probably
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: heard of it, but.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Oh for sure, I think I saw it as a kid.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Inconceivable. The Oscar is happening on Sunday the fifteenth. Gayton
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: You from Stranger Thingsazo, the cliff Palate, the kid, the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: one of the kids, one of the kids from Stranger Things,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: What's what's his character's name? And Stranger Things, the one
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: with the fa dusted Stranger Things. You watch Stranger Things?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I do not, but I recognize him, Okay, right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: The one with the weird face. He is starring in
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: a college comedy called Pizza Movie. This seems like something
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: that The Menace would be into. I don't know if
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: you've heard anything about it, but it's gonna be on
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Hulu on April third. You want to check that out.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: ABC has renewed ABB Elementary for a sixty sixth season.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: That show Jamie Lee Curtis, do you know who that is?
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: That big blonde bitch.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Right blonde. Don't think of Jennifer Coolidge.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not. No, yeah, she's well gray blonde.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: She's and she's not a lesbian.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: She was the Bear right famously married to a.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: She's a famous formaphrodite. Right, Oh yeah, right, that was
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: always like the thing about her.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: She married to Christopher that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: She was born. Do you know what hermaphrodite is? Okay,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: it's when you're born with both sex organs. Oh, I
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: think she might just be.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I think that's the rumor.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Like, uh, I definitely know who she is.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That's not true. It's just one of those things, you know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Richard gear Is, Yes, was he in.
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  Speaker 3: Larry David Show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Kurby your enthusiasms? Maybe no, I don't think. Maybe he
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: made an appearance, but it wasn't a regular He was
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: in Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: And off Sudden a gentleman.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so Jamie Lee Curtis says the Bear, Oh yeah, okay,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: thank you. That's gonna end with its fifth season. Should
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: have ended after one, also, the end of an era
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that they say should have never begun in the first place.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore Family vacation that is going to be gone
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: after its upcoming ninth season.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he has cancer.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: It's it's over for that. I just wanted to have
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: maybe some entertainment news with people involved that you've heard
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• 20:30
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• 20:38
  Speaker 1: was dead. Oh yeah, I don't know who he was
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• 20:43
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• 20:46
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• 21:03
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• 21:05
  Speaker 1: If you watch Cobra Kai, this guy plays Hawk Jacob
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• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that a Friday.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Look what's happening around the world of entertainment?
• 22:06
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• 22:15
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  Speaker 1: So don't be surprised.
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• 22:25
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• 22:47
  Speaker 1: gena gravity trending news headlines.
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: Well, President Trump is done with Department of Homeland Security
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: Secretary Christy Nome. In a statement on social media, he
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: thanked her for her work, so she'll be moving on
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: to a new position called the Special Envoy for the
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Shield of the America's Choice. That's right, which is a
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: new security initiative they're being in that they're announcing.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: I had this weird feeling from the beginning, like once
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: she started putting putting herself in all the commercials and
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: stuff like that, I go, oh, this chick is out
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: because you can.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You can't be the star. You know, there's only one star.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah No, that's a really good point.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: That's Donald Trump right there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: Well, she took the firing and stride. She thanked Trump
• 23:28
  Speaker 9: for everything. However, some people happy to see her go.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: Democratic leaders all over the country celebrated the firing, especially
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: after the recent controversy in Minnesota.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the like the severance package of big
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: for a job like that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Do you get what if you're going right.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Down shifting jobs right, you don't get new title. This
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: is true. It's not corporate America. It's different.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: And Trump has appointed some because oh, yeah, you have
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: to get on cobra.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: You ever have to do so for those who insanely
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: who have been lucky enough to never have to experience this.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So when you lose a job and you had benefits
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: like medical benefits through your through your job, they they
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: don't continue. But there's a program called Cobra. It's like
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a carryover program that's supposed to bridge between you losing
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: your benefits with your current job. They're paid, you know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: well people are paying into like a portion comes out
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: of your check, but you're not paying the whole thing.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The company pays a good portion of it too. But
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: when you're on Cobra, you're responsible for the entire nut.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: But you get to continue your health coverage. I don't
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: remember the monthly price, but it was like a yeah, family,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I had family coverage, so it was even more than that.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. So you don't have a job and
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: then break Yeah, so Cobra is supposed to bridge until
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you get to your new job, and typically new jobs
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: have like a thirty or sixty day old uh you
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: know window from when you start to where your benefits
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: kick in. So it's supposed to cover that time. But
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: it's a painting, it's mega expensive.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have to pay her? Can you just be like, no,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: you don't have to do it? Okay?
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: But also you just you just tapped into something I
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: never thought about. I never really thought about why it
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: was called cobra and you just said it's a carry over.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Bedfish or carryover benefit.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Now we're getting somewhere with white.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Venus.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: They strangle, they suck away your life.
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: Well, I'm sure we're going to be hearing more about
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: this on True Crime podcast, so I will keep you
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: posted on that. Three women in two separate areas of
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: Utah have been found dead, and it seems like all
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: three were killed by the same person. So two of
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: the women were found dead on a hiking trail and
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: the third was found dead in a house. The suspect
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: was tracked down in Colorado, and this is where a
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: story gets super weird. Okay, so the alleged killer wasn't
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: from anywhere near the area. And had come all the
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: way from Iowa. He was driving in Utah, he hid
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: an elk before selling his truck to the Toe company
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: and staying in a hotel for a few days. From there,
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: he killed the one woman at her house, spent the
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: night in her back shed, and then stole her car
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: in the morning. After a while, he wanted to switch
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: the cars, obviously, and that's when he spotted the other
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: two women getting out of their car. That's when he
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: killed them and stole their car. And cops asked him
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: why he did it, and this psycho.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Running from something.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: All he said was he had like doing it. It
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: just had to be done.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Just so you guys know, I didn't enjoy it. Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: it had to be done.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Some things just have to be done.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Like I won't go to prison if I don't like
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: doing it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Right here, COBRA stands for Consolidated on the Bus Budget
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Reconciliation Act of nineteen eighty five.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: The other one sounded.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Her benefits right away.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: It's something ale, your ale exactly, relocation something I don't
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I don't understand.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Cosolidated on the Bus Budget Reconciliation Act of nineteen eighty
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: five my head. Yeah, it allows employees and their families
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to temporarily continue employer sponsored health coverage. It's not the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: sponsored health cover because they don't pay into it. Now.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I had to do the Cobra thing because the last
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: time I needed it was when you know, I got
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: fired from our station in San Francisco and my wife
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: was seven months pregnant. Oh my god, this was not
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the time to not have you have the insurance. I
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: want to say. It was close to two thousand bucks
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: per month. Yes, I can see that easily. Yeah, and
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: this was two thousand and nine. I can't even imagine
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: what it is now.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: A five dollars maybe, yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: When I got fired from that station, I had worked
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: there fourteen years. My severance package was six thousand dollars,
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: so it covered COBRA for a few months.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Nice damn Well.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Back in twenty twenty four, scientists discovered an asteroid floating
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: out there in space and they thought it could be
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: headed straight for the Moon. At the time, I know
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: this seems low, but anything over zero is not good
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: at the time.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: So when you were talking about minutes, there was like
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: some no, there was one that was coming towards Earth.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: That was like oddly shaped the UF.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: Well, this one had a four point three percent chance
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: of a direct hits.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, But the new info says that the Moon's
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: going to be spared.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: The asteroid is about two hundred feet across, and now
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: it's expected to miss the Moon by over thirteen thousand
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: miles when it gets there in twenty thirty two. And luckily,
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: scientists have officially ruled out the chance of the asteroid
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: having any impact with Earth when it passes by. So
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: we'll just wait for next to the next one.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Even thirteen thousand miles sounds close right in space.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: Two hundred miles nothing so. United Airlines finally introduced a
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: rule that should change flying for the better for everybody.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: They're now making it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Very clear that passengers who refuse to wear headphones while
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: using their electronic devices.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I saw this, I thought that was already a rule,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: not in any plane. I would go on, Wow, they're
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: extra saying it's a rule, right, But I thought it
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: was already ruling it that you were supposed to have.
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: It's a courtesy. But now you could literally get banned
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: all together.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: A rule just out in the world too.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: That would be amazing. I hate when they do that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: I was on a plane where a guy was listening
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: to was phone just out loud watching videos YouTube, and
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: the flight attendant went up to him multiple times and
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: said you have to either turn the volume off or
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: put headphones on, and he just didn't listen.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will take a video like a TV show,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: a movie or anything like that over someone's music. Number one. Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and the worst because this is the usually the main
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: offender when people are doing this on planes. They've given
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the tablet or whatever to their kids, and their kids
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: watching it. It's usually a little ass kid exactly.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: That is accurate.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: You have no self awareness.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: None, zero.
• 29:38
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: United confirmed the rule change in a statement, saying they've
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: always asked passengers you use headphones, but now quote with
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: the expansion of starlink, it seems like a good time
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: to make it even clearer by adding the rule to
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: the contract.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. United added starlink to all their planes. Yeah that's so,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: which is dope. You know, streaming speeds it's really great.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: But yeah, when they did that, they had to update
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the language and a lot of their policy stuff. So, like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I guess this is a good time to officially add
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: this in good.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: But don't worry if you forget your headphones.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: There's still no excuse because they'll give you those old
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: free ones if you ask for them. And the nice
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: people over at Wendy's have a new job opening and
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: this is like for real, so listen up. They're looking
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: for a chief Tasting Officer and it pays one hundred
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: thousand dollars a year. Okay, Morgan, listen. It'll involve taste
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: testing food, creating content and maybe even appearing in some ads.
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: As for the qualifications, this is a big one. All
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: you need is a human mouth, a pulse, and some opinions.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're also looking for someone, I think, to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: do blogs and social media and things.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: So you have to have and eat that kind of food.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: You have to have a knowledge of eat kind of food. Okay,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I don't eat that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, well you must be.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Out except the chili in the cinnamon ring.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe they check your final and not some sense into you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Hopefully well.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: Applicants have to upload to upload a video explaining them bite.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: I think they're the right fit for the job, and
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: they get bonus points for including Wendy's branding.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Of course, that sounded like when people go, I don't
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: watch television listen to radio like that. That that statement,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that comment came across that way.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I don't have the money to cheat and take a shot,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: so I have to do it the hard way.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: It's extremely affordable, that's what they say. That's why we
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: have the obesity epidemic, because that's what people go with
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: when they don't have I know, look how much you're
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: spending on food.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: But remember Morgan. Morgan's an athlete. I saw her eat
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: a bowl of like bloated chia seeds. So she's on
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: like a very specific dive.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: That was one of the grossest things I've ever seen anybody.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Fish Greek yogurt.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It looks like it looks it looks like a bunch
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: of eggs at a cockroach lay. Eggs are right too,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: by the way, I don't even know if cock cockroaches
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: have have eggs. Looks like.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: She's eating like those people that work at the pop stations, you.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, yeah, exactly right, like like a top forty.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Because I care about my body, God forbid.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: Well, finally, speaking of caring about your body, the girls
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Scout Troop from New Jersey is getting in big trouble
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: after they made a lot of money setting up shop
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: in front of a weed dispenser.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. Oh sual story. Yeah, this happens every year.
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: Every year and they they do gangbusters on these.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: They had their shooters permission. It was a great fit.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: The troop ended up selling all their cookies and they
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: couldn't even keep up with all the demand, like they
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: they couldn't keep up with people perfectly walking out and
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: getting the you know dosey does.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: That's the good news. The bad news is that the
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: muckety muck's over at the Girl Scouts. They're not happy
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: with the way the money was made.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the troop was scheduled to sell in front of
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: the weed shop again, but apparently they were told to
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: stop it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: But the weed shop's legal and they.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: Loved the partnership. The weed shop owner says that having
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: the girls outside was quote all about community. They didn't
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: want to get anyone in trouble. A bunch of news outlets.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: They've reached out to the Girl Scouts of the higher ups,
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: but no comments so far.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: It's legal, and there was a story, and you're trying
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: to raise business women. They were doing business.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: There was a story and it happens every once in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a while. One again more recently, where there was like
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: a little league or something football team, the kids sports
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: something and they needed something done for The field was
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: in bad shape in this particular town, in the neighborhood.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: So for the kids. Uh, they were trying to raise
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: money to get the field fixed up, maybe get a
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: new scoreboard, things like that. So in step to local business,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: they pony up all the money for it. And they went, no, no,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: thank you, we don't accept. So are you about the
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: kids or not? That business was a strip club. It's
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: a legal business.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: It's a good way to do it too.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying like, and I don't even think it
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: was about having their name on it. They they didn't
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: even want to accept the money from the business because
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it's a strip hypocrit Like, it's a legal business. Guarantee
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: you there's some behind that board. You know, haters gonna hate.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: I get the tie in with the dispensary, but it's
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: not like you go into the dispensary to buy your
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: weed and walk out mega high.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: But you know, you know you're gonna want those cookies.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah later. Smart Also means not even a dispensary. I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: feel that way when the girls are set up outside
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the grocery store, I can't avoid them. I'll make the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: argument as well.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: If you look up the Girl Scouts address, it's for
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: twenty so you know, think about that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Think about that. Well, if you look up the address
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: for the headquarters for the Okay.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: There are twenty Girls Scout Boulevard.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Which are like, that's saying, what do you for twenty No?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Is that really a girl the Girl
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Scouts head quarters head quarters for twenty Yeah, I think
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you're so we know what they about. Yeah, we'd be knowing,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: we'd be knowing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: No secret National headquarters.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, National Headquarters address.
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Quarters twenty twenty something for twenty fifth Avenue.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yep. Nice, Yeah, there it is.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: One to below one Morgan got it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: It's going on.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I think everybody bought a couple of people. We're gonna
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: take a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: coming up for your next hang on. Ok Okay, okay,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I think I know what that is.
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I saw something where they did some research Harvard Medical School, Greg. Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: they know a couple of things. Yeah, And they found
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a link between big music release days and a spike
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: in deadly car accidents. What yeah, because people were bumping
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: that music. Yeah. So it was data from this study,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the Fatality database, and they matched up with Spotify's charts,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and they they tracked the ten most streamed albums between
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: twenty seventeen and twenty twenty two. So on the day
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the days of those albums drop, So Taylor Swift or
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Drake something like that, streaming activity jump by nearly forty percent,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Traffic deaths climbed by fifteen percent. Yeah. Yeah, people are
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: just too damn excited.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Also another detail they said that stood out, the jump
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: in fatalities was more pronounced in cars that had Apple
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: car Play, suggesting that in car phone mirroring tech makes
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: drivers more likely to mess with their playlists while they're
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: on the move.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: That I see, Yeah, and I love Apple car Play.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Same.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: They also say there's more crashes after we change the
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: clocks because we're that pathetic.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, that's that's that's happening.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: That I don't know what Sunday, you know what I forgot.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: How I didn't believe it but the clocks changed and
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: I was listening to the radio and it was like,
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: there's more car accidents when the clocks changed.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: And then thirty seconds later I got in a car. Crap, Yes,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: what was it your fault?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: There was like a five car pile up, and then
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: the car before me stopped just short of it, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: then I hit the car in front of me.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: So it was a separate accident.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: But so here's something else, because the research also shows
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that drivers listening to music with over one hundred and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: twenty beats per minute make sudden lean changes more than
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: other drivers. They also speed more. That makes sense, so
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: this is also what they did. They looked at Spotify's
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: one hundred most streamed songs, scoring them for BPM, energy, danceability, volume,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: spoken content, and lyrics. And these are the songs most
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: likely to get you pulled over for speeding.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, ready, all right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: So number number one on their list is EMI Lose Yourself.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes me an aggressive driver? Yes, this is
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: This is number one.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Makes you a little overconfident, This can.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Get you pulled over speeding. The other one what really?
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is number two on the list. It's a
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: very soccer model I'm not getting Yeah, yeah, what.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Do you late to soccer practice?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Like a minivan? Badass?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: The next one here is uh, Yes, I've always hated
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: this song.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: I think it's just the beat because it's the speed
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: of the song makes you want to speed.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, I agree with that one. Yes.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Number four is du a lipa nice. Yeah, I feel like.
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: Feel like it's just the kind of song it is
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: like you turn its way up and you're not paying attention.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this I disagree with it. I like it. We
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: would make me drive.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Slower, yeah, slower? Yeah, I just think it make you
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: more distracted.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Just cruise, you know, yeah, you just be feeling the vibe. Yeah.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Number five, The song fifth most likely to get you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: pulled over for speeding is.
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: Confessis like Sammy Yingers.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I would so get pulled over to the.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Song someone who hears the report and causes her to crash.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: This is Sean Mendez.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: I like this, but it wouldn't be like, yeah, let's
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: open the bitch up on the road, like yeah, it's.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: It's it's funny. What passes this quote? Rock? Now too?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like this is even rock.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I couldn't even tell you who.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: So this is supposed to be like, you know, badasspeeding song. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Number six on the list is.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Song this is like for kindergarteners to learn the days
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: of the week.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like Near and Far Street, right, this
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: is uh Jung's Cook the hell that is so Joan
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Number seven?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: This makes more sense to me.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: This I understand.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and where's the Rabbit?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Like Travis Scott remix called goose Bumps.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I could see this effecting driving.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I get every time I've not heard this one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: This is such a day.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Morgan SMAs original terrible.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, Uh let's see number eight. Yes,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: really there's another one. I'm kind of a break on
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: this one. This is more like a slow down. Yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: it's yeah the song.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I love the song, but it's I think it kind
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: of makes me sad.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: It says on the text this list is pissing me off.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I could see it making me eat and just pure frustration.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see number nine. It's another eminem song. Y. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not speeding to this one. Years ago somebody said
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Jung Cook is from BT s Oh there you go cool.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Number ten is another one from Imagine Dragons. Oh yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: this is like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: To do a leap one. You just turn it up
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: and you're distracted. You're not going to fact, I.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Don't turn this up. I turn this off. Yeah yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I just turned this up. The song will be better
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: for Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: Why why doesn't Oklahoma? Why doesn't Why don't the Thunder
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: use this for their I've always wondered that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Email them.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they've heard of it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: It's a question that's a question for them.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: There's only one outside factor that really affected my driving
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: for a period of my life, and that was when
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: I was addicted to Grand Theft Auto. I would play
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: it for hours and hours and hours and hours, and
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: then I would go home, and it really skewed my
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: sense of reality. I thought like I could crash right
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: through this thing, or oh I missed my exit. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: can just go over the overpass and happy.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: To hear someone admit that, because everyone's like there's no correlation.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: That's the one thing, the one outside factor that fully
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: affected me.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Interestingly, did you ever play and then go immediately drive?
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: It'll be like, oh, this is real life.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I need to because I didn't have the game. My
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: friend had it lived about I don't know, half an
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: hour away, play for hours, get in the car and have.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: You felt Yeah, dude, somebody just texted over about this one.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: This one could do the trick.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Give me.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Now we're talking.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought there was gonna be a lot more
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: metal on that list.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Metallica Fuel Yeah, tell ye. Oh, by the way, I'm
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: gonna go see uh Metallica sphere. That's gonna be my first.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: They're doing a residency. I'm sure you've heard about it
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: on play Yeah, yeah, talk about bp MS. Yeah, not
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: till knock October though, Oh damn it, don't you mean October? Yeah?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Rocked over anyway. I don't get excited about many concerts.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: This this one will be cool. Yes, that's that's a
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: good one. Good. Oh, here's there's another one on the
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: On the text they say that the other one does
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it for them? Is Metallica? Remember this song I Disappear?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It was on the Mission Impossible? Hell yeah you remember
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: this song?
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: How was Metallican? None of us? They maybe you want
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: to snort coke off of a hooker's ass. It's the
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: six sixth one agreed. Yeah, my favorite part is coming
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: up there we go ready four Greg, I'm ready? Yes
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: see they do the facts phils. Yeah how six to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: six says that was a gay speeding lish Yeah exactly.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: That makes me want to speed over my boyfriend's house
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: and put his nethers in my mouth. Suit. That's a
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: good song, right there, I don't here here you are? Yeah?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, well we'll take a quick break and
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: we'll have some more woody show next.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's other. D oh there's another great song from
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Metallica through the Never I know the title, yeah it was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: It was track seven on the Black album m Yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: so good, what Love Go? So here you go Grey
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: what It's what we've been waiting for. Really, This forty
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: five old dude, he's been doing testosterone replacement therapy for
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: several years. He noticed that his balls were getting smaller
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and smaller as a side effect of the therapy, and
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: he was self conscious about it, and he decided to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: do something about it. He went in for a procedure
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: called scrophill It's a non surgical procedure where they inject
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: this like acid filler stuff into your bag to make
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: it look fuller, larger and heavier.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: You know, I'm always complaining, like your balls larger and heavier.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Note he got this done in a medspa.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: They do all signs of injectables.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: He got his girth fill for his penis while he
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: was there. Hey, while you're down there. And a lot
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: of dudes have been lining up to get both filler
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: injections done, and most of them say it's not painful
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: because they use a numbing agent and some anesthetic and
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. But I don't. You're wondering how much
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: how much most first time patients need between ten and
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: fifteen syringes worth the fillero and the first ten syringes
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: will cost you about seven five hundred bucks each. Additional
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: syringe costs an extra six hundred bucks. The results they
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: say could last for about two to three years, but
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a reup on the filler is recommended every twelve to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: eighteen months. Oh my god, do it. So you got
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: to have a decent job just to pay for your
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: scroll fill.
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: It's worth it, dude, may be a grower and a shower.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: You like a blind person not having the stick. I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: mean like you need it. You need it. It's a necessity.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: I wonder if those penile injectibles actually work, like the
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: scrot them thing. I'm with Gina, like who ever complained like, yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: your scrotum doesn't look full in it?
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So hey, honey, I have to read you this this email.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta find it. But this guy was
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: gay dude was saying we have it all wrong about
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: balls and that gay dudes love balls and they're like
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: doing things with balls, and he goes and they notice
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the look and like he goes, there's some like basically
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: hot balls, Like yeah, like like like depending on like
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: how low they hang or like.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: How whatever elephant skin.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the proportion you know, to the rest of what's
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: going on there, Like you could have like a nice
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: set of balls, or you could have like something, you know,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: extra fugly. Yeah, they're old man hanging down whatever. Yeah. Yeah,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly. Then I think we all agree on that. Yeah.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: So Greg, I mean, do you do you notice a
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: set of balls, like, oh, wow, there's a nice balls
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: as a gay man, That's what he was arguing.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: No, but there's one are you blind? One thing that
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: you noticed well that you noticed that I noticed, Like
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: sometimes you notice if they're incredibly small, and they're not proportional.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's what he was saying.
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: But the proportional Okay, that's so funny because when you
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: look at all those old timey statues from you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: however thousands of years ago, big giant because that and
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: like teeny tiny little peckers, because that was the look
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: like they it was equated with intelligence.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: They wanted big balls, small wiener and very groomed statues,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: like you give me tiny balls all day. If I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: have a giant log that bigger. Yeah, so what I'm
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: saying you could remove them for a giant cool.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, but it's a trend of the times.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you got to do it every year and
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: a half. Ladies, like when the guy's pants come off,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: do you take a look and go, wow, nice balls
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: or they?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I mean you notice if they are gross and hanging
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: down too far on your dates.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Because you want the older guys which there hanging out
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: on the ground.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I think this is.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So John Tapper, you know John.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Rescue.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: So he's got the opinion on what happened to people
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: going out and drinking. Oh, because you keep hearing man
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: the numbers, they're just getting crushed. He says, everything is down,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: beer consumption, wine, seltz or spirits, all of it down.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: It's a billion dollars. Yeah, and you know these people
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: are running these businesses and stuff and like, damn, what happened? Yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: what the hell happened? He said it was during the pandemic.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: It was the training ground for people who just got
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: acclimated to making drinks at home for themselves or maybe
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: having just a couple people come over and they're like,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: this ain't so bad.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get you, it's cheaper.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I kind of like it. Yeah, you don't have to
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: go anywhere and just maybe just go over to like
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: someone's house. So they said that was kind of you know,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: they noticed I guess, you know, looking at all the numbers,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and he works with a bunch of different bars and
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: stuff like That's that. That's really where it never came
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: back after COVID. It was already going down before COVID,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: but he said it really took a hit. It never
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: rebounded obviously after that.
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: Well, he's not addressing those just drinking in general is down.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: It's not like everybody's having home cocktail parties all the time,
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: but the people. But as far as the bar business
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: right going.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: They didn't just stop drinking they're just drinking at home, Yes, but.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: They did though they also they also cut down on drinking.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Drinking itself was down. Friday is still the favorite day
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: to have a drink. Turns out a lot of people
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: don't even want to have at a bar restaurant. Thirty
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: two percent now prefer at home happy hour.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: But even pre pandemic, I always thought in movies and
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: TV shows, you see the guy who's in a bad
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: mood go to the bar order a shot, and I think,
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: just do that at home.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? I want to go random people.
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: Well, the other thing from like TV and movies is
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: like the guy with like the unemployed guy would be
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: at the bar every day exactly.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: This forty year old mom in Utah, she's in trouble
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: after she tried to be the life of the party.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: She was hosting a party and as the hostess, she
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that everyone had a good time,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: so she handed out alcohol. Come on, was it was
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: a kid's birthday partyers, So the police got a call
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: about the alcohol after a parent of one of those
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: kids got picked up and noticed that their kid was
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: drunk read the booth. So the cops show up at
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the house and they were immediately greeted by a miner
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: who was struggling just to get off the floor. Six
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: of the kids there at the house were drunk, one
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: of them passed out on the floor with the bottle.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: The mom was arrested and uh, yeah, it's it's stuff
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: like providing alcohol to minors, child abuse, greg aggravated child abuse.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: How old were the kids?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: It didn't it just said miners. My wife and I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: have decided that we are not going to be that
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: house where it's oh, just give me your keys, you know,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: with the friends coming over, Oh just hand me your kids.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: We have some neighbors across the street. She's a therapist,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: he's a lawyer, and they both know people from their
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: respective uh professions who have dealt with that. And it's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: a nightmare. Oh for sure, it's a nightmare because people
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: or people still leave the house and like one kid
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: left the house where they collected everybody's keys and just
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: let them drink there ended up getting hit in the
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: middle of the street because they were walking.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: So it's not just about driving, right.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: So it's not just the driving. You need to worry
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: about you. You got to like lock them down. They
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: can't leave the house. And if they do, and you
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: were there and you were aware that they were, you know,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you were contributing to that. You're so screwed.
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: Now, when did you start having if you did, which
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: I'm assuming you did, start having these talks because I
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: got a ten year old and I've already been like
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: when you're older and all, blah blah blah blah blah,
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: I will be the no questions asked, I'm coming to
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: get you parent. You know, like if you if your
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: drunk friends try to get you in a car with them,
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: you call me, no questions asked, I'm coming to get you.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They know a lot about that. And what's interesting
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: is that they they're they're super aware of vaping. Yeah,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and not just like right like your flawn vape so good.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I highly recommend stuff. And so they're they're really good.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: They're very turned off. But you can tell because like
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: we don't initiate that conversation. They they this kid was
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and who Yeah, oh they know
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: they do. They do know people. But at the same time,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: it's not appealing to them, and I understand it because
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: when I was their age, like, it didn't seem appealing
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: to me either, Like that smoking I tried. I tried smoking,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, but like the drinking, the actual drugs, like
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that stuff did not seem appealing to me at all.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: In fact, I told you, I was worried that in
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: my mind, that whole don't say, you know, just say no,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: don't do drugs thing they say. It didn't work. It
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: worked for me hooked. No. I was convinced that if
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: you tried cocaine you died, your heart would explode. I
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: thought that you missed about thirty years. I know, yeah,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: there's that, and then you know, this is your brain
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: on drugs, your frying your brain Like that worked.
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: It worked for me pretty hard with the hard drugs.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: But you felt that way about.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Weed all of it. Because the other part was is
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: that I was you know, by the time I was
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: like a senior in high school, I was full time
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: on the on the radio. I had a job doing
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to do, and people are getting busted
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: for that stuff, and I'm like, that's not how I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: was going to lose my job.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: You already had like your career. I had nothing going on.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: Well.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I say, like I told you, I wish I would
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: have gone to college just for the social aspect of it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Awesome, for the.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You know, the partying and the indiscriminate sex and get
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: high and skipping class. Yeah, I was like the hardcore drugs.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I was afraid. I was afraid that I would die
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and then weed. I was afraid I would get arrested. Yeah,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. I really did anything, dude. I have
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: a goal to never get arrested. That's my goal. Goal, right,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I think it.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Right, It's attainable, and as far as Gina goes, I
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: have a hard time believing that. Fast forward a few years.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Your kid calls you and says, I'm with a bunch
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: of friend I'm an hour away from home. They want
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: me to get into a car. They're all drunk. You're
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: going to pick them up and not ask one question.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: She would be that way. I think you would be
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: that way. One question. You know who her steps on.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think would ever call in a million years
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: her husband. Oh yeah, he's kind of a helicopter.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: He'd get a phone.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: True, I would.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: I would pick up that kid in a heartbeat.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Questions you just don't get in quote unquote trouble.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Well, but that's the thing, it's like, what questions do
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: I have? I know why I'm coming to get you.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I know what's going on over there.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I get it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: I would pick him up, but I would just be like,
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: what are you You have.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: To have the conversation, Like you're not going to be
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: necessarily in trouble because you did the right thing. You
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: called me, But we're going to have a conversation.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: But you but you don't lead with that or they
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: won't call you.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: So this guy, he was visiting Vegas. He was staying
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: at the super classy three star Flamingo Hotel and Casino.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: I love that place, is nice, you do.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It's got an actual Flamingo habitat there, and I know
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: this dude had been drinking all night and around five
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning he got into the habitat. He
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: grabbed one of the birds, his flamingo named Peachy, and
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: took off with the bird back to his room. There's
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: a bunch of pictures of him on the internet running
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: down the hall with the bird. So police recall the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: arrest of the guy the casino is definitely pressing charges.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Now here's the other thing. The judge set the bail
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: at twelve thousand dollars and this guy he was visiting
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: from Canada and they made him surrender his passports. Now
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: he's stuck in Vegas. No way of making it back
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to Canada. According to the article, I'm sure there's a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: way to do it, but it's going to be a pain.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Hand with this bird, he was just being dropping.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: I mean, hello, this is what the hangovers all about, is,
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: you know, animals and drunken chances.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I think I think the flamingo was injured, not killed,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: because they did find a feather with some blood on it.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Now we got to put this guy down.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's over for him. This chicken Pennsylvania, she's
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: a school bus driver. She accidentally crashed the bus full
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: of kids into a snow bank. According to the report,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: she was swerving through traffic the entire time, almost hit
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: some other cars several different occasions on that and after
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: all the kids were safe and accounted for, the police
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: they searched the bus. They found an open bottle of vodka,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: two smaller empty bottles. Man turn in up nice. So
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the cops. They gave her a breathalyzer and she was
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: four times the legal limit. I'm not missing work for years.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going so not only hit with the dui, but
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: also fifty four counts of endangering the welfare of children
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: because there were a.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Hell of kids on the bus, that many of them
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: on a bus.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, so because on the school
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: bus there's multiple Yeah, short, I'm familiar.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Tired.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe you did the short bus. So yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: on the school bus, you know how many roads there
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: are on the one side, and these are kids, these
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: aren't adults. Right on the right side, it's a three seat,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: and on the on the others, like if you're facing
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: towards the back of the bus, on the right sides
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the three seaters and then on the other sides the
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: two kids in that seat. Also not x number of rows,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: that's fifty four conservative. The ass of the bus hangs
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: out out way for wheels, the tires. Yeah, that's why
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: we like to sit back. There was bouncy. Yeah, also
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: like to used to flip off the drivers that were
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: behind it. Well, the cool kids stat back there. Yeah, yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: we always have like the back two rows ye and
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: we would rotate. Get to the back, Yeah, we would
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: rotate who got to sit in the very back because
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you had the windows then you but you were also
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: that if you were in those seats, you were tasked
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: with flipping off Yeah. Yeah, flipping off the cars that
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: were behind you. Somebody, especially cops.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: Them the rules the t bone are us on the
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: way to school, so we got to go to school late.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: We're gonna gazin tight to say anything.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually somebody somebody did say after hours voiceming hold
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: on all.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Right, First off, Woody, just like your bidet, you need
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: to go ahead and use the squatty potty so you
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: can stop knocking and try it. I got to the day,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: uh squatty potty combo. Just just just go ahead and
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: And get it over with.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: You've got something to talk about on the show.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Well, then I eat my red beans and rice and
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: zatan whatever.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: The second, I have an unpopular opinion. I'm not sure
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: how the general public feels about this, but if you sneeze,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: you should be the one saying, excuse me, why do
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I have to say blessing? Why am I blessing you
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: when you're the one splaying your mouth miss if if
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I sees you know, even regardless of what I covered
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: my mouth or not, I'm always troubling my mouth because
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not trifling. But you trouble your mouth, it doesn't matter.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I always say, excuse me, excuse me for you know,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: for spraying my mouth missed or or releasing my mouth
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: missed everywhere.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Right, And that's that.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: And lastly, you didn't really lose nobody with whoever that
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: was calling in talking about being offended by the black
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: card segment y'all had or whatever. Every First of all,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I would pro I would gladly speak up for the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: black community and say that we are extremely annoyed when
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: white people like to be offended on behalf of us,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: as if we cannot be offended or matter of fact,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: what did they get dropped off from Mars or something
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: like we when we offended? You hear it coming around?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what it is? What it is, man,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: So whatever that it was a waste of time. You
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: guys didn't even need to even use that, but you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: know it is what it is, Uh, menace bond what
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to do? Everybody else?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I I do believe that's like that is the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: most offensive thing that white people do is speak on
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: behalf of other cultures, like other cultures are not strong
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: enough to speak on their on behalf of.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 9: One of the most egregious ones that ever was when
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: Mawana first came out and all the kids wanted to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 9: wear it like the mo Wana costumes with Halloween, and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: white people got to take it off the shelves for
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: a cultural appropriation.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: Just can't have nice things. We're going past the main
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: point here. Let's let's what's important. But that's what I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: thought were he hates kind of like any kind of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: other greeting or what like when you don't you doesn't
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: want you to say bless you, God, bless you.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Let's it's salia.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: It's it's superstitious and based on nothing, and it doesn't it's.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You are trying to They do it to be polite.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: That's like a commanders thing.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: It's from the bubonic player.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: But I do I do believe what he said. I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: do believe what he said that that's the way it
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: should be. Like I can say it. Yeah, like if
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I fart, I'll go excuse me. Nobody goes bless you.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, you go oh sorry
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: if you belch, oh sorry, excuse me, like nobody goes,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: oh God bless you when when you rip a belch
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: or something. So that does make sense.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Let's change that is.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You know, it wouldn't be a Friday if we didn't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: have some Friday failed story. And my problem this week, guys,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: what I have so many that there's no way I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: can even get to all of them without this just
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: being ridiculously over the top long round of the fail story.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm I'm picking my fame, my absolute favorite. Yeah,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Friday fail stories here alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: it is time for the Friday foul start. I think
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the fact you have the perfect plan, the plan that
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: it went from being a great idea to one big
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: stake in Mega uber Ultra. It was it was it
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: started nice. Really, it wasn't jarring to get into it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: It was it was nice, smooth. I don't think it'll
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: get I thought that was pretty good.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Sea Bass mentioned this one earlier in the week,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and I do have a Oh here we go, that's
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: why where's my where's mcclayp where's my clip?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: So, uh, some new license plates in Pennsylvania. They've been
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: causing people to get these toll bills sent to them
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: for charges that don't belong to them because the new
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: plates they have slashes through zeros so they don't get
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: confused with the letter. Oh but but now the zeros
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: look like eights to these automated plate readers that they
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: have set up everywhere. So this this is someone from
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: the Pennsylvania Turn Turnpike Commission that were on the news
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: talking about this.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 12: There are some confusions between the numbers zero and the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 12: number eight. This is an issue that not only impacting
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 12: us to the tolling industry, but also agencies that use
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 12: license plate recognition software in other ways. It's not a
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 12: snap of the finger and it's fixed, unfortunately, it's something
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 12: that machine learning. That's something it's gonna have to learn
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 12: and recognize over time.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Uh huh so new what Yeah, there's there's no because
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: that's not the that's not how it works. It just
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you can as easily as you turn it on. Yeah,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: you could turn it off until you figure out the
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: software and get it to work properly. In the meantime,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: what they're doing is they're going to continue to send
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: these out. Hope people aren't paying attention to go, oh,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I'm must and they're just going to write the check
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: or just pay it, and they'll have money coming in
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: for stuff that never even happened.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: That's like some mom that's.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what's gonna happen, all right. This one's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: from New York. This dude he was selling drugs while
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: he was at work. Yeah, he was busted selling adderall
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: sometimes right out of his vehicle. Now, a couple of things.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: This guy was a police officer. In the car that
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: he was selling the adderall out of it was a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: department issued police cruiser.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Way easier to find that guy.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: They initially thought it was like a one time thing.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Turns out, no, you had done this numerous times. Long
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: story short, he's no longer a police officer, and he
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: was a DARE instructor, which is that program that works
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: to keep kids off drugs and.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, sales hustle, rip the plug.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Forty different charges for that guy. This is one from
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Florida where another police officers in the news and he
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: himself is in some trouble. He clocked in over two
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: hundred hours of fake overtime just to go see his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So he's been an officer for over eleven years, and
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: accordings to the reports, he would just casually clock in
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: for work and when he went over to her house,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: you know, just hang out and he's he's on the clock,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: on the clock. Police records showed that he clocked in
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: those two hundred hours just over the span of three months,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: earning him a total of fourteen thousand dollars in unearned
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: pay mistake. Now, for his troubles, he was arrested, charged
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: with three third degree felonies, all which could earn him
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: a max of fifteen years in prison. Now, the kicker,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend was his boss.
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  Speaker 3: Oh this keeps getting She definitely signed.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: They got greedy, They done that.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: She actually had nothing to do with it. Officials say
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: that she should have followed protocol and disclosed the relationship. However,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: to their knowledge and everything they see, she really did
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: have no idea that he was clocking in for overtime.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: And because she didn't sign off on his time, she
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I guess somebody else did that. Yeah, but yeah, he sailed. Yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: he was putting at work.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, yeah, you know, if you
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: wanted to, he would.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Ladies, the admissions department at BYU made a huge mistakes
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and welcome letters out to nine different students, and the
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: problem is that all nine of those students were rejected
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: and they got the letters accidentally. Yeah, students disappointed, the parents,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: they're pissed and all this backlash. The school made everything
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: right and they said the nine students who receive the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: acceptance letters would be allowed to enroll if they choose to.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: There's nine kids.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Now you have to have these underachievers. Yeah, let's see
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: how much I got time for one more? All right? See,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: let me pick a good one. Oh, this is good.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: So this is from across the pond, you guys, so
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you know it's even cool. Dude in England, he was
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: pulled over by the police. They noted that his driving
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: was rubbish and they noticed that he had a defective
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: brake light. So they walk up to the car and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: as soon as he rolled the window down, they'd immediately
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: just got a nose full of weed. They gave him
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: a drug test and guess what what he was high.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing about this story. The dude was
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: in the middle of his driver's test. So there's the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: driving instructor in the car with him. Yeah. Now, obviously
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: he failed the test, so no license for you. No
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: word on what the instructor had to say, but I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: guess the instructor was not high.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: He had no idea he got hot box. He was
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: definitely high.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: The student driver was arrested, charged with drugged driving. Yep,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: call it now, dude, did you get pulled over during
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: your driver's test?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Do you take your own car to the driving test?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh so he probably just got high before and
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: then went yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You like you didn't have to use your own car.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: No, I never had to take a drive like a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: physical driving test that really had to do a written one.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: How is that possible? Because that was the rule back.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: In Texas in the day. They changed it I think
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: a few years after.
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  Speaker 1: I really, yeah, I didn't have to do too much.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: It was kind of like a closed course kind of thing. Oh,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: we did it just out in public, same taught.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: So my dad just signed off on ours. How old
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: were you when you got your license? Sixteen? Like oh wow, okay, yeah, so.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: We had to go to like a police barracks. This
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: is in Pittsburgh, d I did the written did that,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: and then you go outside and like wait in line,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: and then you're turning and you get in the car,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: your car, and then it was like I had to
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: go down this little hill, but it's all like this
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: this back area. Yeah, and it was like a like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: some couple like turning like around bend and stuff. And
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: then and then you had to pull into a parking spot,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: back out of a parking spot, and then parallel park,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: and then you had to do a three point turn
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: like god, you know, turn the left back up and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: then go back the other way down the street. And
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: then that was it.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: Now obvious I could see you being really good at that, obviously,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: but kids who should not be driving, that would be
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 9: the easiest thing to pass a.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: Closed court like.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: In the real world. Yea, exactly the DMV. Yeah, you
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: met at the DMV. But this will make you feel good, Greg.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: So now I know all these people who have gone
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: on to work for the airlines, you know, as I've
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: been doing this like fighting a fight school stuff, And
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: it turns out that people who the first time they
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: ever fly like a Boeing seven thirty seven is when
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: they have a plane full of passengers. Oh yeah, like really,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the entire time learning how to fly that plane all
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: in simulators, didn't need to hear that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: The very first time is with passengers.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, now they're not the captain of that flight,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: like they're working with somebody who's done ability of these.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: But your first time actually flying that plane, like the
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: actual plane is when you're on the job and you
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: got a plane full of pasts.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: They ever announced that, like, hey, congratulate captain.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Get on his first actual landing.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: You get off the plane. Yeah.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And we were recently talking it's just too expensive.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: It's too expensive to like just have these things flying
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: around the training carbon.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Empty plane Nathan Filder did.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But we were talking about driver's tests recently, and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: I remember at the first time I did the driving test,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: I failed because I sped because I didn't want the
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: guy to think I was a door.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: That's right, right more. What he shows next name backing
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: him in Soco Sports with the gee Jeff course Yo,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, Jeff Chi, what's up, Happy Friday? What do
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you show?
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  Speaker 13: Let's ahead start with our Lakers. They were down early
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 13: but came all the way back in the second half,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 13: but unfortunately lost to the Nuggets.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Won twenty one thirteen.
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  Speaker 13: Lebron made history again though last nighters with that Donkey
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 13: tied Kareem for the all time NBA field goal record,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 13: then he broke it a few plays later. Lakers and
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 13: Pacers tonight at seven thirty at Crypto, then the Knicks
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 13: at Crypto on Sunday. By the way, Lucas complaining continues.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 13: He got another tech last night, one more and he's suspended.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 13: Moving on to the Clippers there in San Antonio tonight
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 13: in Memphis tomorrow. World Baseball Classic. Otani was at it again.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Oani, it is good.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 13: Japan beat Chinese Taipei thirteen to nothing. Today in the
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 13: WBC USA versus Brazil, and Mexico versus Great Britain. NHL
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 13: Kings beat the Islanders last night five to one.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Canadians and Kings Maniana.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 13: Then Ducks Montreal tonight in Orange County, then Ducks and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 13: Blues on Sunday. MLS tomorrow LAFC at home versus Dallas,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 13: and the Galaxy are on the road in Colorado. Also tomorrow,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 13: UFC three twenty six Holloway versus alived at two. By
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 13: the way, Congratulations, to Morgan on booking your first fight
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 13: which you knocked that be out, all right and husband
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 13: at least this morning Woodie Show. Cal State Bakersfield's assistant
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 13: basketball coach Kevin Mays was busted for moonlighting as a
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 13: pimp across four states. He's now being held without bond
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 13: for charges of pimping, possession of weed, meth, guns, and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 13: possession of child pornography. Crazy story. And I hope you
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  Speaker 13: rotten jail, dude. I'm jeffg.
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  Speaker 1: And that's your so col sports Hyrea is Jeff Juju.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: The Wooden Show.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: There's a text that came in Good Morning Friends. Here
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: is my unpopular, controversial opinion. People on death row should
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: be used for testing instead of animals. They're gonna die anyway, Mosborne.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Use them for something good, to contribute to society. It's
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: not controversial. That's a great idea. I love that.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: It's an interesting take.
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  Speaker 1: It'll never happen. Unfortunately, no one's going to volunteer for that.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, do something for your sins if it
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: was something where like you know, like I'm like not
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: like something that's gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Hurt you, I know, but I like makeup. But again,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: people who are on death row did really heinous things.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: So I'm more for the idea that they have no
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: say in it and they just get that they know
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: that there's gonna be tested on. That's great Fourth Amendment.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I love that. Uh here's what we're talking about, taking
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: your driver's test. This one said. When I took my
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: driver's test, the highway patrolman had me parallel park behind
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: it car on the side of the road. He was
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: looking down, so I just pulled over and stopped behind it.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: He looked up and said all right, and then continued
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: on the test. Never had the parallel park.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: That's the kind of instructure I want.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Way to do it. Sound sounds good. Oh hey. Cursive
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: handwriting is making a comeback. More states are requiring that
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: kids learn it in school again.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: I tried it the other day because I hadn't done
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: it in a thousand years. I think I forgot.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: New Jersey and Pennsylvania are the latest to bring it back.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I've got a workbook you can use. I might need
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: that when you write.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: When you write as an adult, isn't it a combo
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: of print in cursive totals?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Never mind?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Mine, I print and then my signature obviously is my
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: signature is a scribble, but it's it's in the style
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: of curse.
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  Speaker 4: But when you're.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: Writing really fast, you don't do a combo of both together.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: When I'm writing really fast, it's just chicken scratch because
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I'm Sometimes i'll abbreviate because it's just something that I need.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Making a note for myself. Someone's telling me something I'm
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: surprised by that, I'll make an abbreviation because.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: If I write notes to myself and misspell or have
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: to cross to, I'll just start over.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Are you seriously? Yeah, I'm saying saying, just a note
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: that I'm jotting down, Like if on the phone with
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: somebody and they go, oh, here, I can give it.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, yeah, hold on one second. I'll just grab
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  Speaker 1: a scrap of something right on in the back of
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: an envelope and i'm I'm I'm writing I'm making so
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I at least understand what it is the I'm When
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I get off the phone, I can stop, look out
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: and go all right, I got it now, I know it.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Do you ever forget what you meant?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'll make a note for something that like
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: somebody said, oh, hey, we should do a segment X
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Y Z, and I make a quick note totally what
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: was this again? Sometimes i'll bring it up, Hey, what
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: were we talking about?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: Can't help you?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've rewritten notes that are slopping.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: See if I still remember how to do it, I'll yeah.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: That's nice. It from here, I can't see from here.
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  Speaker 4: How long did you guys even do cursive for?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to do it in high school.
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  Speaker 8: I think there was only like a three year period
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: of fourth to sixth grade.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably ended right around like junior high.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, because I remember it being like, oh, you're gonna
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: need this in high school and college, and we needed
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: to do one sentence on the SATs.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: But I never did cursive in high school, you know what?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I do remember having to write certain reports English agents
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, I remember having to do that
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: in in cursive English. Any live English test I think
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: was in cursive and go through high school.
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  Speaker 9: I'm shocked to hear like if we write thank you
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 9: notes and stuff or like, you know that that's always incursive.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I just do all calfs oh, Greg to your point, Yeah,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: if I'm writing a note to somebody, yes, like in
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: a card i'm writing something and I mess up one
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: little thing, I'll go rebuy the card. Wow, I've done that. Yeah.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Like if it's my mom's birthday card, and I'm.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Like, I have like an actual calendar at home, like
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: in the kitchen to you know, don't forget to do
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: this or doctor's appointment. And if I make something sloppy,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: I'm so pissed because I can't rip out the whole page.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: So the note, like my mom's birthday card, I only
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: have so much space. I go, okay, I know how
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: much space I have to work with. What I'll do
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: is I'll work the thought out on my phone. I'll
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: type it out and I go Okay. That way I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: can look out and go, this is what I'm writing,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: And that way I have less chance of jacking it
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: out and having to go buy a new car.
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  Speaker 4: I did it too, but I write it out on
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: a test piece of paper.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I always write the same thing. Have a cool summary.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Show Where's there's Morgan? Ever? Come back in? Got questions
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: about her fight? Oh? I have an observation about her
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: fight too? Okay, well here she comes, hold on here
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: she is? Yeah, So the name stuck now because it's
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: on the poster, right, Morgan Victory. Yeah, she needed like
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: a name and we were going to try to brainstorm
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: one out for but then they went they released the
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: poster and it says Morgan Victory cook.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: I like it, but why?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: But why?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Well, my middle name's Victorious. So I've all and I
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: created my first Twitter account whenever that was back in
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: the day. It's like, what can I think of? And
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: that's what I thought of?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, so where do we stand now?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Like where I thinks do you have any more details
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: about the like the timing of it, Like when's the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: press conference?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Press conference is going to be like the week before
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: I believe it's not the same week of the fuck isn't.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like, yeah, you got to hype it up
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: because you're.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Doing yeah like is usually say I do that on zoom.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: And then the other question people are wondering, like where
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: do they go for the pay per view, Like how
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: do they see that?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's I'm going to have links that you
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: can buy from. Don't buy them yet because I actually
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: get a portion of the sales that I zoom, right,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: so whenever they send me that link, you.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Know, Okay, So yours a specific link right that way
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: it gets credited to you.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: To me, Yeah, don't do it yet, but I'll let
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: you know. I'll have links. I think we're on the street.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: It's like thirty bucks or something. Okay, not too much,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: but you know a lot considering watching. And I did
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: find out too, and I'm it is what it is,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: but I'm not happy about it. The fight itself is
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: three rounds, which is so short for boxing, and one
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: and a half minutes each round.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: It is so quick.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: This bitch is scared. Man.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: What it is?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's what it is, but I
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: know she gets.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: To determine how long the rounds are, how many rounds
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: there are.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think she does.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so why so it's always that's just part of
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the trash talk. I get it now. I'm sorry, but
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: it's it's part of a boxing.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: I'm happy it's no head gear. But yeah, three three.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Rounds, so that's, by the way, that's consistent for amateurs.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, soutes, that's correct.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: How's your endurance?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Crazy?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: My spar We do three minute rounds and we do
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: about eight to.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Ten Okay, here's the other question based I'm okay, So
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm glad this came up because somebody said, I'm a
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: little concerned just because all the videos they've seen of you,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: and they're they're very much in the boxing this person.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: They see a lot of you sparring and stuff, but
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: not any kind of like actual like where you're putting contact,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: like a lot of like force behind your punches, and
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: then that could lead to some type of gassing out,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: you know, type of thing that could affect your endurance
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: because the training you're doing is like you're you're you're sparring.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Right, But I'm also not posting everything I'm doing.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: You know, they talk about preseason football games, right, like
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: nobody's going You don't really get a taste of true
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: NFL speed until you're in a regular season game kind
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: of thing.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: That's exactly why I want to fight someone.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, okay, But.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I will say, in terms of what
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: I post online, that is like ten percent of what
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: I actually do, so I wouldn't base it on them.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: Let's not forget the last Tyson fight. He posts these
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: four second videos of him just wailing on his trainer,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: and he gets to the ring and he's done.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Now at your gym where you train, do you have
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: one of those like arcade style things where you punch
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: the thing and give you a score of how hard
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: how hard you hit?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: There's a speed bag, but not talking about right.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the run from across the room and then just
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: give it everything they have. That's just it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: They're really popular right now.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: I all times of Yeah, they're totally for our kids.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know how to do the speed bag?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not super good at it. I can do it,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: you know, I have some but I can't do it
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: super super fast.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: I will say this about the speedbag, and I've had
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 7: boxing coaches admit this. To me, it is the most
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: worthless thing because it's that's not a little that's not
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: a boxing movement, but you know box like, that's not
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: your rhythm in boxing.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: True.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I mean maybe it's good if you're going to be
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: a drummer, keep a rhythm.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: I think it's really good for is like a little
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: bit of shoulder endurance, keeping your arms up.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: But you can do that in a thousand Now shorts
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: like what's the get up on the so my.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Fight kid is ordered. They're making it right now. It's
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: going to be black and gold. I have the whole
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: robe and everything too, So it's going to be a
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: sports brawl. Show is going to be all over it.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: And then it's gonna be like a skirt type short cute. Yeah,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: boxing going people they do that.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, guys likes it.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Problem some cuteness a skirt with a little like shorts.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Army.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I thought I was being supportive. I think you
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: were going for cute. I thought you were looking for
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: intimidating and like.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, girl, are intimidated to say, it's gonna
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: be flattering on my legs. That's that's the idea there. Okay,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: shorts with like gladiators. It's a boxing style. I don't know.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna train every single day.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: I've been training every single day for a year and
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: a half now, So.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, okay, cool, Well talk about your Can we talk
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: about your opponent for a second.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: I was expecting it because this is you know, this
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 7: is ZEUS network adjacent to be just some like club rat.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: The check that she's fighting legitimate, like she's not a
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: pro by any means, but she knows what she's doing. Yeah,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 7: this is a fitness trainer martial arts.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: But she's like a trainer train I will fight anyone.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not scared of anyone. She can be picky about.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Oh she looks easy. I'll take this fight cool, anyone
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: can get it. I'm not intimidated by her at all.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Let me just say she has exquisite boobs.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: She's very pretty.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: She is hit her in the boob.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Punch in the boobs.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think you're supposed to aim for that,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: but if it hits there, yes, you're not supposed to
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: go blow the belly button.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I know you're not to blow the belts if I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: understand that for boxing. I'm thinking for women's boxing though,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: because you're you're allowed to like punch anybody in the torso.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Like a regular boxing miss and hit you.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying I didn't know if there was a
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: rule when it came to women's boxing, like where you
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: can't you know, punch them in the.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Can No, but you do wear a breastplate, so I'm
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: gonna have to wear that.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 9: Morgan, if you're being a real entrepreneur, are you going
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 9: to sell the socks and underwear you wear in the
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: fight for like a thousand dollars, sure can't inquiring minds
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 9: on the text.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: One funny this is at a casino. We would like
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: to know hurrahs.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Everyone knows you want to bet. There's always ways a
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: bet on things.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now there's also a consideration reconsideration happening. Greg is
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: reconsidering his not going.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I'm wrestling with it, Morgan. I don't want to hurt
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: your feelings. You know how I feel about flying, but
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: I want to be there for you. And I'm just agonizing, Greg.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Do you fly for things? I mean, when I have to.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, Greg, it's not like and I'm being honest,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: it's not going to hurt my feelings because I get
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: it's anxious for you.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: You're going to look like a jerk. But I would.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: I would make more money if you bought a pay
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: per viewing.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Which I will I will do. Okay, what if it's settled? Okay, Well,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: if Greg doesn't go to the fight, he's got a
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: host a viewing party.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 9: So that everybody's got to pay their own ticket, because
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: then she's because.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: If bars are able to show paper, there's.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Got to be something higher price than Yeah, there's got
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Some type of thing that you can do, like if
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: you wanted to have like a viewing party. I guess
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: so to watch the fight.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: With this, it's so ratchet and goofy.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: How long is the whole night? Like how many whites
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: are there?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: God? With boxing stuff, it goes on and they're known
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: to not run on time. I think it starts at
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: seven maybe to midnight. But also because now I'm following
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: like the whole promotion on Instagram, they are doing like
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: wrap acts in between each one and they are like
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: SoundCloud wrappers.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 7: There's an application to be a musical artist on this thing.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Fill that out.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been taking applications for ring girls.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 9: So.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 11: We got to do that.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: So I have a feeling it's gonna be. It's gonna
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: drag out for okay, but I also probably be the
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: first fight.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, your first or second or.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh we gotta be first, I assume for debut, right, Uh,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: so I'll be done and then enjoy all the performances.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Go into hurrahs.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, off the hurrahs, go play some slots and have
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: some drinks.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: When it comes to non boxing training, are you additionally
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: doing stuff like running and wait, yeah.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: I run on the rocky.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Oh guys, protein is crazy, Like Tyler's annoyed. He probably
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: hears me talking to chat GBT like I've had one
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: hundred grams of protein today. What can I have now?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: All that's safe, you know, blah blah blah, And then
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: I lift three days a week.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: So damn because I remember when you and Mennace went
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: to the park and you had to outrun him and
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: you barely moved and.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Her it's because she ran straight to it. Now compared
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: to that time.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Do that? I don't know because I don't run like
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: I don't practice getting away from people in that Morgan.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: When you do the way in don't talk mad craps
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: or make yourself be a little timid, she'll think you're
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: going to be an easy fight. Play with her mind, no,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: because the.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Way you get more fights is you go entertaining, and.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine more be like.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not how you promote fights. We told
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: her that what she should do during the fight is
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: anytime she does get like hit or whatever, she should
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: do a morgasmy second rounds. You got to get to work.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no string around the play room.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Gloves, so we'll see.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll keep you updated as things unfold and developed.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: With Morgan's first official sanctioned fight, you guys, very exciting.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: The poster says, it's not sanctioned, it's it's for entertainment
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: purposes only.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I that's that's that's good though, because that that's a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: lot of paperwork deal with. Okay, well, your first official fight.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, first official fight. Either way,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that. We'll take a break. We're gonna
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: come back. We've got the d uy q. If you
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: want to play, be our contest at eight seven seven
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: forty four. Woody is the number to call. That's eight
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four Woody, And we'll do the d
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: uy Q next on the Woody Show. Hanging well, it
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: is a Friday, and we have stuff to give away,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: and so we have a dumb ass contest that we
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: do on Fridays, and it's time to do that. And
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: as gentlemen, boys and girls, time to play the yah
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: du i Q s bad explain the game to everybody, please.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 7: I find somebody nice and drunk on these streets and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: I ask them just simple easy trivia questions that the
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: average two year old with who just got woken up
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 7: from a nap would know, But are they so drunk
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: that they won't know the answer? And so then you guess, well,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: you guess I'm the person or whether they know the answer,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: And if you do that correctly two times out of three.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: You win.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Let's say hi to Ben, Hey, Ben, Ben, Hey, Hey,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Deck?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Hey? All right, so you're gonna be the contestant for
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: this round of the duyq. You just have to guess
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: on the drunk we're gonna have for fun, stone cold, sober,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Menace and Sammy. Yes, with the questions, but yeah, Ben,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: get two out of three you will be the winner. Now,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: before we get to the questions that actually count, we
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: are gonna get to know who this person is or
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: give a better idea, just how with it or not
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: with it they are? And who is this person? Seeve
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: asks It's Jeffrey.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 7: He's gonna tell us about his spirits of choice as
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: well as something else he's having.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: All right, here's Jeffrey.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 10: I've had a lot of martinis. I've drank a lot
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 10: of martinis tonight.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 11: And how do you like your martine prepared?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 10: I love them dry, only dry, the driest martini the possible. Yeah,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 10: just shake, shake it up, the cleanest, driest martinis.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 7: Sounds like you might like your martinis like you like
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 7: your women, clean and dry.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Clean and dry. I like the ask what.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 10: Sort of cigarette are you smoking, Lucky Strake, Well, I
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 10: just bought them from the corner store and they're really.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 11: They taste good, they smell good.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 12: M h.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 9: Like he likes his what now his ladies getting dry?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Strange thing about martinis is you actually make a dry
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: martini with less dryvermoth. It's just the just the tiniest
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: hint of remooth. Yeah.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: I usually put it in its just swirl it and dump.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Rinse the glass. Yeah. All right, Well that is Jeffrey
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: and the questions here, Ready to go. Question number one
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: d u i Q. According to the.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 11: Song what was given on the eighth day of Christmas?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Oh God, I should be right down. Sammy's uh no
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: for menace strike zone here, Chris, no for mena, yes
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: for Sammy, hell no for Jeffrey. The only person who's
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: got a shot at this is Sammy.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: Uh I agree, yes, Sammy, no menace, and no to Jeffrey.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: I'm feeling jaded.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Let's go triple now, all right, triple no menace Sammy,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: do you think that Jeffrey gets it right?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, okay, Ben, what do you think I'm
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: gonna lock in a no vote for all three answers?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: About you be bu Yeah? All right, so a triple no.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: We'll start with the the two people here in the studio.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: Question number one.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 11: According to the song, what was given on the eighth
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 11: day of Christmas?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Menace? A partridge in a pear tree. It's the worst
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: answer you could have. What's the worst attempt you could.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Mean?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: It all goes back. That's the first. A partridge and
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: a pear tree. You can't Christmas?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: And the question is technically that's part of all of them. No, no, no, no,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: whatever they eight day was? What is it? Sam?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: That would be eight Maids of Milking?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: It's thank you?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: That is correct. And the maids and the rings are
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: the ones that like should stick out in your mind?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: Which ones are the lords of leaping?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: That would be ten lords a leaping?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: Thank you? I'm sorry, I ever doubt everybody's.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Good at something.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 8: Ten Lords a Leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight Maids of Milking,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 8: seven sons of swimming six gis of laying five golden
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 8: rings for.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: Christmas. Yeah right, everyone's got a thing, all right. Question
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: number one d U i q.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 11: According to the song, what was given on the eighth
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 11: day of Christmas?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: On the eighth Christmas? Who live gifts me? Hold on
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: show show show show show Chow's eight baser rings? Yeah? Alright, well,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: good news man, you are on the board. You got
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: your first point here in the U i Q ben
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: It's good, all right. Question number two.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 7: A bibliophile is someone who really loves what is? A
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 7: bibliophile is someone who really loves what. You don't even
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 7: need to know the actual word, I mean the context.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Make it so exactly I will. Can I start with
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: a triple no, I'm sticking with my triple no. I
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: mean I could take a wild guy. I don't know
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: the answer for sure, I could take a wild guess.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: You write it down.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: I'm write it down, educating, write it down right now? Okay,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Well here I'll give the answers with these other one
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: idiots write and cursive. No for Jeffrey, No for menace.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: She's smiling, and she said she looks like a cat
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: with a canary. Yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm buying it, I'll say yes.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: For Sammy, I don't. I don't know why. I don't
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: know why. What do you guys think, Will jeff forget it? No? No?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: All right? Ben? What are your thoughts? Yes or no?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: On Jeffrey? Hell no, hell no? All right? Question number
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: two for the d U I Q.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: A bibliophile is someone who really loves.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: What menace the Bible, the Bible. I mean, it's a
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: good guest, a really good guest. No, because I could
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: see where he was.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I get it.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Bibliography, right, Sammy, I.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: Also put the Bible the Bible.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, bibliography so uh like like books right right right?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: You got it? Is in the Bible of book. It
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: is a book. It's the book. Actually, it's the book.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: It's the good book. It's the good book. It's the
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: good book. It's one of the ogs.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: I thought you guys are guessing something like science or
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: something like.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: That, because at first I heard bibliography. That's the one
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: that popped in my mind. That's not a wild guest,
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  Speaker 1: that's an educated guest.
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  Speaker 8: I first thought book because I thought bibliography.
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  Speaker 4: But then you guys were like, oh, it's all right,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: in the name. It's right there, So I switched it
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  Speaker 4: to Bible because I thought it was the bibliography.
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  Speaker 1: Biography, all right? Question number two d uy q. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Ben guessed that Jeffrey would not get this one. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: it was an emphatic hell no. So if that's the case,
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  Speaker 1: he will be the winner here on the d uy Q.
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  Speaker 7: A bibliophile is someone who really loves what books.
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  Speaker 1: I love books. Call me anything, any question that you
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  Speaker 1: have for books? I love him.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, dude, you just got served, dramatic.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Ben, Wow. Okay, all Ben. This is why we have
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: a third question here in the round of the duy q.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: This is make or break. Here we go.
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  Speaker 11: What was the name of Ebone's a Scrooge's former partner? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, for Sammy, are you right?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: No, for Menace, No, for Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sold on Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: What as much Christmas crap as she does, does she?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? This isn't like Hallmark Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: The News School.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just really today, I'm going triple no. What Yeah?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: I am?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you in what world do you
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  Speaker 1: think Sammy doesn't know this?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 7: Because she's she's not into Like, she's not a hardcore
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 7: Christmas person. She's a hard she is, she's a hardcore
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  Speaker 7: modern Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Drift. Christmas. I'll say yes for Sammy, No for Menace,
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: No for Jeffrey. You say triple no, Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 5: Going triple no, triple no, going quadruple if I can't
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: wait Menace and Sammy?
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  Speaker 1: Does Jeffery get it? Right? No? No?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Ben?
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  Speaker 1: Make or break? What do you say? Ah? Man?
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  Speaker 6: I mean seriously, Like, the first question is Christmas related?
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't get it. The second one is about books,
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  Speaker 1: and then this is a book? Yeah, book and Christmas?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: What was this one of these questions done back in December?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna say no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and actually yes, I'm looking ut when Sea Bass
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  Speaker 1: got these clear December.
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  Speaker 4: Tenth makes sense?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that does make sense. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was kind of went ran too. That's a good that's
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: a good observation because Christmas isn't an all time things, right, Okay,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: all right? So Ben, you're saying no, no Question number
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: three d u i Q. What was the name of
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: ebenez a Scrooge's former partner? All right? Menace? Dorothy Dorothy?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Like that incorrect?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: It was the real guest I was gonna put Scrooge,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: Scrooge Ella or something like that.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Sammy, it would be tiny Tim's dad. No, okay,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: don't know. Do you guys know it? What's Tiny Tim's
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: dad's name?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Bob cratch it, but he worked for Ebenezer Scrooge. Ebenezer
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Scrooge was in business with Jacob Marley. Is the first
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: ghost you with the bonnet head? Usual? Screw wasn't Was
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: it called Scrooge and Marley? Wasn't it like Marley and Scrooge?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Like that was the name of their their their counting
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: house or whatever the hell? It was right that it was.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Screwge.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: Was talking about like knocking the boots and stuff? All right,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean a woman, but thought it was a woman,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: all right. Question number three d u i Q.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 11: What was the name of Ebone's and Scroogees former partner?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: It was? It was not Tiny Tim, it was.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 10: Well, well he was like it was a jangle guy
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 10: that had all his chains.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 11: What's his name?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Timmy, it was like Tim TIMI yeah, Ben Pull.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations you're the winner on the d U i qah
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: all right, Timothy, Yeah, where are you? Where are you? Tiny? Tim?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, congratulations Ben you are you winner? D
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: u i Q. Thanks so much for listening to win show.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Help you. You're welcome. Hope you have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Hang on one second, we'll get all of your information. Damn, Sammy,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: I know, I thought for sure I would have put
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: big money on that.
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  Speaker 3: I've only seen it like a couple of times, clearly.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Buppets, and there's Disney version. There's the
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Mickey version.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: Saw the Jim Carrey version. Yeah, there's a Jim Carrey version.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: It was like three D modeled something others The WOODI Show.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: A little follow up after the d U i Q.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Teachers are sounding the alarm about a growing classroom problem,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: kids who say school doesn't matter because they plan to
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: be an influencer. Okay, about to say computer, Yeah, what's
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: the point of school? Don't need it. I'm going to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: be an influencer. So the teachers they're struggling just to
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: keep these kids engaged, you know, because many of these
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: kids they just believe they don't need traditional academics because
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: they expect to make money online.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: Sorry, influencer dreams. But there's like these AI influencers that look.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: I just saw an ad for some app that you
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: can just take a picture. I could take a picture
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: of this desk bell that sits here and say this
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: is my new product. To borrow from the McDonald's CEO,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: this is my new product, and I would like a
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: high energy, cinematic, theatrical style commercial for this new desk
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: bell that I'm offering. And within a couple of minutes
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: it puts together this crazy something that would have taken
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: a month or more. Yeah, and a whole team. And
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: the person who's in it is that they're not real.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: It's just an AI generated Oh and by the way,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: they can do versions that look like a real person
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: just in their apartment look at using your bell. Well, yeah,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's what this thing is. That's what it
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: was doing.
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  Speaker 9: And look, there are apps that you take a picture
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 9: of yourself and suddenly you're presenting it.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: Can I be thinner and hotter? Sure? Okay, cool a
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: little more. Yeah. So people go, oh, I'm sorry, I'm
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: not going to support but you are are, and you
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: probably have no idea that you are.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 6: Now. Now the kids should be learning how to use
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 6: the programs to make that kind of coding.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: That's what they should be focused on. Anyway. Some students
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: who are already failing told this one teacher their plan
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: is to become YouTubers or make money on Instagram because
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: you quote don't need to do boring stuff. Even younger
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: students are echoing the same mindset, thinking they will just
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: play roadblocks or upload videos and earn cash. That way easy.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: It's very easy because a I can't play video games
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: for The article points out influencer culture is undermining motivation
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: and making students question the value of education. Now, on
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: the other side, you've got people saying that this isn't
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: a big deal. It's fine for kids to dream big
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: as long as they have realistic backup plans.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: But this isn't dreaming big. This is dreaming as small
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: as possible.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: No, it's dreaming big because they see people who are
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: influencers of you know. They they make all this money,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: they have all this cool stuff to get to just
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: do fun stuff. I get that. That's that's the swinging big,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Like that's what you want.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 11: I get it.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: It's just that dreaming big.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 9: It's like I want to sit on my couch all
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 9: day and get paid for it.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: No, they're not saying so on their couch. They're saying
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: they want to do the fun stuff. These influence They
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: see these influencers out there doing going doing goofy, stars
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: doing Goofy.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: I have to watch it in my house.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 9: It's all like dudes on there like, okay, chat now
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 9: we're gonna build this minecraft thing.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, I mean it's okay. Yeah, like you said,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 6: it's okay to go after that kind of stuff, but
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 6: have a backup. Yeah, eventually it burns out. You eventually
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 6: have to pay bills.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Like, that's fine, figure out, but maybe get like a
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: business degree, or take classes in the AI stuff, or
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: take classes of you know, for something that you would
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: be able to a marketable skill.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 7: I can tell you someone who has done this in
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 7: real life. It's it's the only fans model, not model model,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 7: but only fans model. The top only the top half
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 7: a percent make any money doing this stuff.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the market is saturated. The kind of the kind
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: of money that you think that you want to have
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: for your life. You can make some money, you can
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: have to make some money. Yeah, yeah, side hustle, right
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: if you're all hot and naked, all right, you can't
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: help any of the bills.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 11: Insensitivity training for a politically very world.
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