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Good morning · An ASMR Practice

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Good morning, y'all! Good morning!
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I'm in the car.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: I got, uh, what is this called? My grandpa, I think,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: grows these. Orchid? Wait, no, not orchid. No, hold on,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: let me think about it. Iris! Wait.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: I met somebody whose kid was named Iris. Fuck, I
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: don't remember who.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I don't remember who.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I literally do. What the heck? Um.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I already knew them, actually. We were just texting about it. Oh.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: My grandpa grew irises. His boy stole an iris for me.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He was acting pretty in love. I'm
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: We were.
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  Speaker 1: I was having fun.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is the problem.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: I have with, like, when people say that, like, the
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: concept of leading a guy on.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I was literally having fun with him. Is
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: he probably, oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He kept saying at the end, he was like, you're
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: not going to text me back tomorrow. Like, he was
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: being very, like, in despair about.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: It or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, have a little faith, dude. And
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  Speaker 2: then it's funny, his brother was there, and his brother
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: was like, I have faith. I think you're gonna call
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: back tomorrow. And I was like, thank you. That's what
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: I'm literally saying. What are we doing here?
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: But... Yeah. It was pretty... It was a really fun night.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: I was glad that I was sort of, like, with
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  Speaker 1: people my age. Okay. Okay, you're gonna have to shush.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: You're literally gonna have to shush.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: I need, I need, like, uh, freaking some medicine.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not, like, super hungover, but I am a little hungover.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Just a smoke spit. I only had, like, three drinks
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: over the span of, like, several hours. But yeah, I was,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: I was to the point. I was to the point
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: where I was like, I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm headed to coffee. Headed to coffee with girly.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Or, I don't actually know gender.
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  Speaker 2: Headed to coffee with queer person that I met at
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: the store.
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  Speaker 1: They were making really good eye contact, okay?
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: They....
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: They initiated a freaking conversation with me. Thank you, God, for...
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: All these people are initiating conversations with me. This is
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  Speaker 1: all I want.
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  Speaker 2: And I actually had a pretty good conversation with the, like,
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: the boys, or the guys last.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: Night, like, um... About... Um.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe that was someone else, actually. Ugh. I think I've
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: been having this conversation a lot.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: Because people keep telling me, they're like, like they told
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  Speaker 2: me last night, they're like, you're a brave girl. And,
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: you know, if I wanted to be an asshole, I
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  Speaker 2: could have said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a girl, I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a man.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not really an asshole like that. And, um.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so I'm trying to coach these boys. I'm
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: in these streets. I'm trying to coach these boys. Like
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  Speaker 2: all you got to do is walk up to a
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  Speaker 2: woman and try. And then it was interesting because actually
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  Speaker 2: the guy who approached me last night, his name was Justin.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Justin.
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  Speaker 2: The guy who approached me last night, he got approached
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  Speaker 2: by a woman. And then it was funny, at some point, yeah,
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: I could tell immediately. I was like, she is not
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: here to stay. I don't know what she's doing, honestly.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: I think she had an interesting vibe about her. And then, like,
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: as she walks away... And he, like, looked at me
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  Speaker 2: a certain kind of way, like, yeah, she's not coming back.
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, she's not coming back. She's
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: definitely not coming back, okay? But we were having fun.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to teach these boys how to fucking
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  Speaker 2: approach women.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope to the ladies.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and I keep trying to tell them, like,
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  Speaker 2: if they're backing up, if they're looking teds, you know,
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  Speaker 2: give up. I keep trying to tell them, just give up, like,
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  Speaker 2: right away. Literally just give up. Because if they want
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: you to stay, they'll probably say, wait. You know?
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  Speaker 1: Or something like that. And so, this is what I'm
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: trying to teach the boys. Clearly their dad didn't fucking
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: teach them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. My dad taught me I don't know
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: what to tell y'all, my dad literally taught me, all
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  Speaker 2: you gotta do if you wanna talk to a girl
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  Speaker 2: is like literally talk to a girl.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on right now. I was
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  Speaker 1: like about to, okay, no. I wasn't about to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I was fully in control of my vehicle and it
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  Speaker 1: seemed as though there was a risk. Ooh, okay, we
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: got a, oh, okay. I thought it was an embroidery store.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: It's an apparel company, oh boy. But yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was hanging out with some army guys. The freaking
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  Speaker 2: military loves me. I don't know what to say. The
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: military loves me. They're always trying to talk to me.
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  Speaker 2: And uh.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah check out those podcasts. I don't know like.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Uh. We were having fun. We were having fun, and
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  Speaker 2: they were making me giggle a lot. They were hyping
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  Speaker 2: me up a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I really liked it. So, yeah, I don't know. Get
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: out there, guys. Literally get out in the streets. Get
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  Speaker 1: out in the streets. Talk to people. And, like, if
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: someone tries to tell you that, like, strangers are different
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  Speaker 1: than friends....
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  Speaker 2: Nah. Nah. Strangers are friends that have less drama. To
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: be honest, strangers are literally friends that have less drama.
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Tired.
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  Speaker 2: And the one thing I will say about a friend
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  Speaker 2: that maybe, like, and I don't like this. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like this, but this is the one difference that comes
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  Speaker 2: to mind, okay? Like, I think a friend is someone
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  Speaker 2: that you feel comfortable crying around. Okay, and so, oh
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: my gosh, are we about to have freaking sympathy and
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: pity for men again? Probably, okay, because men, do they
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: be crying? I don't know, it seems like they, what
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  Speaker 2: I'm hearing, what I'm hearing, which, this is just what
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing, what I'm hearing is that Men only cry
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: to their significant other girl.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Can we stop? Can y'all start crying to each other?
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: Because your significant other girl is getting sick of your ass.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: She's literally getting sick of your ass, and... She's got, like,
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: her girlies crying to her as well.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: And so, like... Y'all can cry. How many times do
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: we gotta say this? Like, everybody... Like, there's so many...
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Did anybody see the Theo Vaughn podcast? Where the guy.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: He said the thing that he like lost his faith
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: in God. And this is like a boxer.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: I want to say. I want to say it's like
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  Speaker 1: a boxer. Some kind of like very. Athlete guy.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: And. He's talking about when he lost faith in God.
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  Speaker 2: And then he cries. For like a while on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And Theo's like. All good man.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: Just take a second. All good. And the guy's like
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: apologizing apologizing. And he's like, no, no, all good. Don't
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: worry about it.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 1: That was one of the last things I saw on, like, TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: And....
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: No, actually, I think I probably... I want to say
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: maybe I was watching Modern Wisdom on YouTube. Or something.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: And Modern Wisdom was talking about it. What's that guy's name?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. It's Modern Wisdom Guy. That's what he is. That's
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  Speaker 1: his channel name. I like him a lot. I like
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  Speaker 1: his voice. I like his voice. He's from somewhere, probably Britain.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Or fucking... Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: Um....
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  Speaker 1: He's got a... It doesn't matter. He's got a freaking
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  Speaker 1: YouTube channel that's doing a lot better than mine.
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  Speaker 2: Every day, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: Ugh!
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  Speaker 2: Ugh!
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  Speaker 1: And what the heck was I saying? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: just think, like... It just seems like men are really struggling.
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  Speaker 1: But they're, like, definitely pretending like they're not. You know? Because, like, they...
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: And I got a call. I got a call with
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  Speaker 1: a very important friend later.
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  Speaker 2: And....
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  Speaker 1: I'm very curious their takes. I hope I have something
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  Speaker 1: to take notes with. Okay.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Um....
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  Speaker 1: This is like... This is like... Someone who went to
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: my school and.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: They, uh.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: They were only there for like a year. But they
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: were down to climb with me and... They're living their
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  Speaker 1: best life now. They're literally living their best life.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 1: I was so sad when they left. Sigh. But, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I know. And I'm supposed to talk to them.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: I sent them my files. I sent them my freaking documents.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: I sent them my very secret top private documents. I've
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: sent this to, like, just... Like four people. Four is
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: kind of like my magic number for super secret private stuff.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was five. Maybe it was five.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: I was getting a little. I was just like.
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  Speaker 2: I just.
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  Speaker 1: I just needed. I just needed some different opinions on
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  Speaker 1: this shit. Because what the fuck. Anyways. I gotta focus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: The Tahoe is coming over.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Last minute.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.