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TWR Wednesday | The Problem With Fear Mongering · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  with Sam Whitfield. You know, I know I've said it
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  before, but we love you Rumble. But seriously, at at this point,
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  you guys really do need to fix your stream keysteps.
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  Yo shit. But.
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  But I've been making this complaint for like 2 years now
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  and I'm a fucking subscriber Rumble.
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  I would stream more on your fucking platform myself.
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  If you just didn't make me have to get a new stream key every
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  like you do 2 streams in the same day, well you need 2 stream
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  keys brother hell. Yeah, yeah.
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  It's a pain in an extra 30 seconds of bullshit that I don't
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  need to do. Only fans does.
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  This chick does this. Yeah, yeah.
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  We yeah, Streamy used to do it. Yeah, we we were, we were just
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  talking like. The other thing too is like, you
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  know, I I did stream, I did stream the presidential debate
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  on one of my YouTube channels. That isn't banned.
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  And I haven't used YouTube. And I I, you know, I know
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  everyone complaints about YouTube, but I mean like them,
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  love them or hate them, that YouTube studio, man, there
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  really is nothing else like it. Just.
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  You know, yeah, it yeah, it has its bugs too on occasion.
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  But you know, for the most part, they have it.
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  They have it down pat. It's really.
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  Say what you want about Twitch, their dashboard, they're fucking
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  perfect. Everything I need right there,
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  Connect to games 'cause there's game.
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  That's the thing that sucks. If you're a game streamer, there
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  is games that connect to your Twitch chat that you can't
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  connect to any other fucking chat.
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  It'd be fun to play like. Hand of Fate to or some of these
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  ones where where if you have people in chat they get to vote
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  on fucking you over, but like you can only do that on Twitch
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  and ain't nobody watching me gonna watch on Twitch.
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  Right and. I can stream on Twitch, but I
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  have to censor myself so fucking much.
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  It's not you can say fucking all you want.
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  I'd have to remove all my flags though.
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  Yeah, I mean we, I mean we we could stream on YouTube.
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  We just, you know, we might have to tone back some of the stuff
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  that we say and you know. And we don't have to.
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  We don't have. We don't have to.
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  Get us a just get us a fucking stream key.
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  It's permanent or it's not permanent.
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  Just like one stream key Rumble 1.
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  Just we want one. I know you know it.
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  I've seen y'all talking in some discord about it.
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  You need to do it. You're the only streaming
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  platform that doesn't do that. The only one.
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  What? Yeah, Like like at like, at this
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  point, too. Like Rumble, like, I I rumble
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  like talking like, like, they just acquired Colin, which is
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  like a podcast platform. That's cool.
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  Like. Wonderful.
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  Fix your basic functionality first.
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  Yeah, like I don't need. I don't need a podcasting
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  platform like a lot of people already use Spotify, like
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  streaming is your primary thing. And also like just basic video
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  uploads like I want to be able to do tag.
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  Video uploading is fine, I've never had a problem with that.
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  The back end. The back end on Rumble looks
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  like it's from 2003, just generally.
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  It's gotten a little better over the two years that I've like,
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  I'm paying you money, guys, You should maybe listen to me at the
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  very least. I don't know.
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  That's why I don't stream on your platform as much as as much
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  as I might, maybe would otherwise.
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  It's just such an annoying little thing.
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  Yeah. And plus sometimes Dave says the
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  N word and I can't stream on here.
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  Well, I mean that that is one thing is I do pay.
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  I do actually pay for Odyssey. The problem with Odyssey is like
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  even as a even as like a paying, you know, member of Odyssey,
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  like Odyssey has been so buggy like and laggy as flags.
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  Target audience. It's target audience.
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  It seems like they they've all fallen in a niche Kick is like
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  the edgy game streamer site, right?
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  As opposed to Twitch. Rumble is the politics, you
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  know, conservative politics site, whether that be videos or
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  whatever else. Yes, they have other things
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  here, but that's primarily why people come to Rumble.
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  And Odyssey is nerd shit. Like if you're looking for,
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  like, good videos on hacking, if you're looking for good videos
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  about Linux and distribution, if you're looking for you're
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  looking for astrophysicists. If you're looking for anything
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  really, fucking nerdy. Odyssey might be the best spot
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  on the Internet for all that, but the bugs in the fucking
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  software, because of it being blockchain based there, there
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  are some issues with that. However, I'm going to I was just
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  talking to you. I have an idea that I mean, and
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  if nobody comes, that's great, but my idea is I'm going to do a
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  show like I did in 2007 for cryptic radio in the modern day.
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  So we're going to, I'm going to go with my full DJ voice on for
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  it. We're going to fight.
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  I'm going to get hype. We're going to play music, A lot
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  of it. I can get permission for knowing
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  a lot of these artists if I tell them what I'm doing and me and
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  I'm going to try and get some to call in and and chat with me.
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  But basically we're going to, we're going to do an old school
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  Internet radio piracy style, a show where we play the music,
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  talk about spooky stories and and and.
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  You know, the my interactions with people in underground rap
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  music and it's going to be audio only because that's how we used
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  to do this. Yeah.
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  We'll be straight. There will be something on the
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  screen, but it's not going to matter.
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  So yeah, Max Sand returns to his former show, The Midnight Hours.
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  Halloween Edition. And I will be playing the
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  wickedest, most vile, violent, obscene music.
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  Rap, rock, you name it. Country.
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  All of it. The most disturbing, sick,
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  wicked music you can think of for about two hours.
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  As for Halloween. And talk about spooky stories
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  and shit. If anybody's interested in that,
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  it'll be a lot of fun. If not, I'm going to still do it
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  and have fun. Crypto returns for one night
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  only. In 2023.
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  That. I'm going to have to do it
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  myself since the Cryptic guys are all gone.
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  I'm the last man sticking up for Cryptic, but that's OK 'cause I
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  was the one that came up with our catch phrase.
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  I was the one that did all the bumpers.
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  I was I did everything for Cryptic.
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  I was Cryptic radio. So I feel entitled to bring
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  Cryptic Radio back for one night only and it will be on Odyssey
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  because I have a low chance of getting thrown off.
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  Yeah, I mean. YouTube doesn't care.
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  If I ask artists that I know personally and get written
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  permission from them to play their music, which I can totally
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  do, YouTube doesn't care. They'll still copy claim it.
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  Yeah, even. Yeah, they'll copy claim it.
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  And even once you have and even once you appeal it and say no
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  the the artist literally gave me permission, they'll still
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  they'll still bonk bonk you for it.
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  I know from. Old school style.
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  We never give a fuck about getting the fucking right
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  saying. Half the time people were asking
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  me to play their music anyway. I get all these underground
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  artists like hey you do underground uncensored music.
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  We make that kind of music. If you play it, people who
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  already like that kind of music might know we exist.
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  So most of the shit I played I absolutely had permission for.
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  I even got some pre release shit from like Psychopathic Records
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  and ICP and they would let me do a pre release party where I got
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  to play the whole album. Before it came out.
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  So everybody got to listen to it one time on the radio and then
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  or the Internet radio and then the fucking record would come
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  out. That's actually good promo
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  because people don't just listen to a record one time.
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  You know what I'm saying? And so.
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  If I. Hear the whole thing and they
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  know that it's dope and it usually was at that time.
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  I will say that psychopathic. And I see PS that quality of
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  music has kind of gone very downhill.
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  But back then it wasn't. Or maybe I'm just old, but I
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  don't think that's it. Because their records aren't
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  selling the way they used to. Nobody's is.
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  But they're also not as high up on, like Spotify charts as I
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  thought they might be. Compared to.
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  Other artists in the same kind of space.
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  No, that's that's definitely the case.
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  And Speaking of going back to your roots, I kind of went back
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  to. My roots a bit this week.
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  So Israel, for those you know, it's been in the news.
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  A lot of people have been talking about it.
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  Earlier this week, as some of you might have seen on Spotify.
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  I did do an interview with my friend Itena Hecht.
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  Who isn't it? Who is an American Israeli
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  citizen? I've known her for about 6
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  years. Pretty good interview, albeit a
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  bit short, but you know, honestly that was kind of her
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  preference to have it be a bit shorter.
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  I've gotten some feedback on the podcast, as I said at the
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  beginning of the episode, because I I did a disclaimer.
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  Yes, I know there are audio issues with that podcast I I
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  didn't post, I didn't actually post the episode until 10:30 at
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  night. The reason being is when when
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  recorded the episode, her Internet connection was kind of
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  cutting in and out a bit and I guess we we ended up chalking
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  that up to the fact that, you know.
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  She's in Israel. Like she literally is not
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  directly in a war zone. She's actually in one of the
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  safer parts of Israel, but still the country is at war and so.
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  It's not a giant country either. It's so it's not like she's a
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  million miles away. Yeah, and and also she.
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  She doesn't have a, she doesn't have like a good setup like you
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  know Max, I do. She was literally when I talked
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  her, she was using her phone for you know for Skyping in you
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  know. And we we didn't.
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  We, you know, we had a pretty good interview.
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  And you know, one of the reasons why I wanted to have her on was
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  because. Right.
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  We we keep hearing from all these experts on both sides in
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  the Middle East and. Or people who act like experts.
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  Well yeah that that that actually Max tends to be more of
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  the more of the case as we hear as we hear from some people who
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  for those of you who are listening heavy air quotes are
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  experts quote UN quote and. You know, look, I I've actually
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  been thinking about this a lot lately.
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  Today I try not to get too much on my soapbox here, but I I
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  would like to think that one of the things I try and do here on
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  the show that I've always tried to do is have meaningful
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  conversations. And I think it is.
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  Meaningful to a civilian in a war zone, who, as far as I can
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  tell. Doesn't have, you know, foreign
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  policy expertise on every angle of the situation.
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  She's just there. That's what came across to me.
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  Listening to it, I I don't know. Right.
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  And that I think. Is a needed perspective that you
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  don't see a lot of. Yeah, I mean she, you know,
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  like. Obviously, obviously everybody
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  has an idea of what's going on, but she doesn't know every in
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  and out of the last 60 years of fucking.
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  You know what I mean? Foreign policy between the
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  Palestinians and and the Israeli, like, she's just there,
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  man, right. She knows.
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  She knows there was a terror attack.
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  She doesn't know every little detail, cause none of us do
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  'cause we're not there. And she's just telling you from
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  a civilian on the ground how it's affected her life.
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  And I think that's an important fucking interview.
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  So. You for bringing it to us.
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  And so yeah and that and that was my that was my whole point
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  and and the the reason I'm kind of.
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  The reason I kind of bring this up is because I got criticism
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  because, oh, she didn't talk about this, that or the other
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  thing. And it's like, well, no, she
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  wasn't. About what she knows about.
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  Yeah, she and. And by the way, she also says
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  that she isn't, you know, an expert.
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  You know all that other shit. Like if you want those autistic
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  details, you can find them all. She's going to tell you what she
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  knows. Where she's at, where she's
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  coming from. You know, she and for the things
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  that she did speak and for the things that she was able to
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  speak on, she actually did say, look, go to my sub stack here
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  are my, you know here are my sources that I'm using for you
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  know you know. As far as I understood it
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  politically wasn't her whole like.
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  Issue. She's like a one issue type
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  person. It was abortion that she was
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  talking about, mostly correct. Well.
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  Pro-life was a very big issue for her, I should say.
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  I don't know if it was her. One issue, but it certainly was
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  something that she's very big on.
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  Yeah, she so, so kind of just for further background, so I
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  met, I met her. She's also, she's also very pro,
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  you know, she is a dual citizen, so she's still.
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  Does vote. She's very she's very pro Trump
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  and that's how I that's how I first met her was back in the
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  day we met in like a we actually met in the Owen Benjamin like
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  Facebook group before Owen Benjamin went like full crazy
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  because he was kind of in you know mainstream conservative
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  circles. I'm.
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  I met, I met Etana because she, you know, she's a Big Ben
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  Shapiro fan. And.
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  The fact that I interviewed Ben, she wanted to kind of talk to me
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  and you know, so like I've gotten to know her over the
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  course of six years. Like for one of the things that
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  she this, this kind of good just goes to show how crazy I didn't
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  realize how long I had really known her.
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  But just to give you guys some perspective.
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  Well I just want to point out while you're while you're doing
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  that we'd be open to having a civilian in Palestine come in
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  and talk as well and and we wouldn't expect them to know the
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  insurance and outs and every detail of anything either.
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  That's just, not. Feasible.
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  OK, yeah. As I was saying, when I first
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  met her, she had, she had small children and now her kids are
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  like teenagers now. And that's, you know, it's kind
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  of like that's kind of mind blowing to think that I like,
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  I've known her for that long. Like I've seen you.
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  Know. You know, and and like that's
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  the other thing too is like, you know, we were talking like we
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  were, we were talking at like the fear point element.
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  And like, you know, just so that, like other people know,
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  like even a lot of the Israeli citizens, like, tell their kids,
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  you know, don't go on, don't go on social media, you know, or
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  like they don't even pay attention.
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  To the The hardcore violence that's being so casually strewn
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  across social media, I. People don't seem to understand
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  that viewing images like that do have detrimental effects on
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  mental health of most human beings.
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  Unless you're a psycho, unless you're an actual psychopath,
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  looking at that stuff is not good for your mindset at all.
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  This is why I I I told you before with the show.
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  I was like, I've been not paying attention because everybody's
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  being doomer and war and death. And.
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  Destruction. I'm from the streets and because
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  of that. Like I have I guess a much more
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  grounded connection to the people around me in my local
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  area than some kind of abstract concept across Now talking to
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  like you did, talking to a civilian caught in in a in a in
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  a war zone is is that's something that appeals to
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  somebody like me because I relate to that from that ground
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  level what I want to relate to. Is all the people at the top of
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  Hamas and all the people at the top of Israel who think that
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  killing each other is fine? Now I understand that they both
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  both can make a case to you and explain to you why they do what
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  they do and why it's right. Both.
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  Sides can do that. That doesn't mean that either
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  one is morally justified or not. I'm not making a moral
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  judgement. I'm saying that if you talk to
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  Hamas, they'll be like, Oh yes, we're doing it because of this,
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  that and the other thing. That they have done to us over
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  the years. Likewise, if you talk to Israel,
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  you'd be like, oh, but look at all these terrorist attacks that
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  they've committed. They both have justification to
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  themselves. Nobody is the villain in their
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  own story. Hamas does not consider
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  themselves the bad guys, no matter how much everybody else
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  might. Al Qaeda bin Laden never
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  considered themselves the bad guys and and it.
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  You have to understand that. But from where I'm sitting,
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  there are a lot of homeless people near me.
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  There's veterans who can't get housing.
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  There's immigrants coming in that don't speak a lick of
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  fucking English and they're coming in illegally and they're
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  just dropping them off. There's a crime, you know, gun
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  crime. I I might have talked about this
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  on the show, but I I I was a a witness too.
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  And and in a way a victim of a fucking gun crime Not that long
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  ago some guy. Directly across the street from
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  my house. And this is a good neighborhood
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  by the way. This is a really good
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  neighborhood in a good city that doesn't have anything like this
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  happen. Ever.
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  A guy opened fire while my wife, son, and mother-in-law were in
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  the car leaving to go vote in the fucking mayoral election.
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  This guy across the street opened fire at a random car shot
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  7 times. Right about 100 feet from where
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  I'm sitting right now. Well.
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  I don't actually like, I don't actually care to to send our
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  blood and treasure to Israel when I have a fucking war zone
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  outside my front door sometimes. I've never experienced that in
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  my whole life and I'm from the fucking streets.
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  I'm not from a nice neighborhood like this.
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  I'm from places where people would shoot on occasion.
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  But it was never so fucking casual and blatant right in
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  front of my fucking 6 year old child and his mother.
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  Right. Who were then worried that they
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  were gonna get shot, obviously. Yeah, nothing crazy but but but
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  I have to care about some conflict that's a couple fucking
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  generations old, at least from a fucking place that I'll never go
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  to. More that has no impact on my
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  life whatsoever. Yeah, more.
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  Well, I mean more like I feel bad for the victims of the
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  violence. I really, really do.
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  But we're we're victims of violence.
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  We're victims of the fucking fentanyl getting pushed onto our
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  streets that are killing people. We're victims of this inflation
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  driving it. So you did like the same amount
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  of money you're making because your wages probably haven't gone
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  up very much. Doesn't buy you fucking shit
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  anymore. Right.
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  No, exactly that. That's what that's what we're
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  doing. That's what normal people are
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  more concerned about. I'm sorry about like the mess
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  that's going on over there. It's horrible, all those
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  children. It's terrible.
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  But we got our own fucking problems.
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  It it's also though and this is you know this is kind of the
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  title because I really haven't been paying much attention.
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  It's just gonna inflate more to send you all some money so that
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  we're even poorer. How does that even make sense?
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  Well, I don't have the money to send anymore.
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  I haven't been paying much. I haven't been paying that much
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  attention to this, to this, to this, this week either, Mac.
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  But the only thing I saw was Joe Biden said he wanted to send
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  money to both sides. Good idea.
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  Yeah, I great idea. Let's fund their fucking
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  bloodshed against each other, you fucking moron.
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  But that's what he wants, right? Yeah, you know who's benefiting
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  off all of this. Let's let's just stop with the
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  bullshit. Who's benefiting?
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  Raytheon stock through the fucking roof.
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  I wonder why all the fucking defense contractors stocks are
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  through the fucking roof. I wonder fucking why?
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  Well, and then good for them, It's good for business.
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  Well, and then also, this is one of the things that children are
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  feeding them. Literally.
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  This is one of the things I wanted to talk about and I'm
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  even kind of a little upset with Tucker on, you know on this I I
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  generally tend to like Tucker, but everyone in the news media
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  like. And including some of the
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  independent political commentators all they can talk
• 23:34
  of is World War three is is pending.
• 23:40
  I I swear some of them actually get like aroused by like this is
• 23:48
  the idea of literal like fear port.
• 23:50
  I I swear that like some of these people get aroused, it has
• 23:55
  the same. Of the They've done this.
• 23:59
  It has the same effect. Fear porn, and actually what I
• 24:02
  call bad cop porn, both stimulate the same part of your
• 24:06
  brain as regular pornography. It's the it's the it's the
• 24:11
  disgust sector but it but it's it's your, you know, basic
• 24:16
  revolt at things but it's also like your basic like addiction
• 24:19
  to things. It's like the center that
• 24:21
  controls both, right? And they're all lit up when you
• 24:24
  see this fucking the the the war porn, the dead baby pictures and
• 24:28
  stuff. Just like when you see a cop
• 24:30
  shooting somebody unjustly and just like when you see a girl
• 24:33
  getting fucked, the same thing in your brain lights up for all
• 24:37
  three. And they know that.
• 24:39
  You don't know that. They know that and they are
• 24:43
  happy to fucking light that part of your brain up to further
• 24:46
  their agenda and put money in their pocket.
• 24:49
  And and Tucker and Tucker Carlson.
• 24:52
  Had on Colonel Douglas McGregor who again I generally like, but
• 25:00
  but their entire conversation I didn't.
• 25:03
  I didn't watch very much of it, but but generally the
• 25:07
  conversation from what I did read Max just to save you some
• 25:11
  time is Tucker was like, well, what do you think will happen if
• 25:16
  the US if this does turn into World War 3?
• 25:19
  And McGregor's is like, well, this could happen or this will
• 25:24
  probably happen. OK, I'm sorry, but like I don't
• 25:29
  want could or probably like even if you're well educated on this,
• 25:34
  even if you can kind of war game, it's not I.
• 25:38
  Here's the thing. I don't want to wear a World War
• 25:41
  Three until World War Three is an actual well.
• 25:47
  But let me let me put it to you a different way.
• 25:49
  What he's doing there is weighing how many human lives
• 25:56
  American lives are acceptable to throw away.
• 26:00
  That's what he's doing. How many?
• 26:03
  How many guys? Now, I don't know.
• 26:06
  We do have a bit of an older audience, so this might be true.
• 26:10
  How many people do you personally know that are active
• 26:13
  duty, military or have been in the recent past?
• 26:16
  Ask yourself that. I I know, I know at least like 5
• 26:20
  or 10 personally that that I went to high school with or like
• 26:25
  everybody. Everybody over the age of 30 has
• 26:27
  at least one right that is served while while they've been
• 26:31
  grown up or whatever. So like, take those guys and say
• 26:37
  one out of every five is going to die.
• 26:42
  Is that and? And then they determine these
• 26:44
  generals and stuff. Well, that's an acceptable loss.
• 26:47
  Well, no, none of them are an acceptable loss to me.
• 26:49
  None of them are an acceptable loss to their mom and dad.
• 26:52
  None of them are an acceptable loss to their community, their
• 26:54
  brothers, their sisters, their friends.
• 26:56
  They're not. One is an acceptable loss.
• 27:00
  Not to me. Not to me either.
• 27:03
  The other thing too is after the and.
• 27:07
  I and I had brought this up even before before Max came onto the
• 27:11
  show. After the whole clusterfuck of
• 27:15
  the Afghanistan plot, which had, which happened, by the way,
• 27:20
  right after Biden got into office, right?
• 27:25
  I'm not like, I don't think people understand.
• 27:31
  I'm still not convinced that Biden has just shit together or
• 27:38
  anyone in this administration has their shit together.
• 27:41
  To make A to make a military operation, you know.
• 27:45
  Aren't you glad the grown-ups are back in charge?
• 27:48
  Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
• 27:49
  I'm, I'm, I'm really, I'm really fucking relieved.
• 27:53
  Max. I don't know if you can hear the
• 27:55
  starting fucking wars everywhere.
• 27:57
  Just like, you know that's what grown-ups do, right?
• 28:00
  Fuck you, man. It it's like this whole fucking
• 28:03
  shit. Like American soldiers don't
• 28:05
  need to die for some foreign conflict.
• 28:08
  That really has nothing to do with us.
• 28:09
  We made that mistake in Iraq. That had nothing to fucking do
• 28:13
  with us. Was Saddam a good guy?
• 28:15
  No. He was a piece of shit.
• 28:17
  But it really wasn't our fucking war.
• 28:19
  And if you want to talk about, oh, it's related to 911.
• 28:22
  He hated, hated Saddam Hussein. Hated Osama bin Laden.
• 28:27
  He wrote letters talking about how big of a piece of shit he
• 28:30
  thought Osama bin Laden was. Why, you might ask?
• 28:33
  Because Osama bin Laden with his extremism, because you got to
• 28:37
  remember the Baathist party weren't the best Muslims, OK?
• 28:41
  They weren't like staunch fucking Muslims.
• 28:44
  So his in in, in Saddam's mind, this extremist, you know,
• 28:48
  militant Muslim is causing him problems and would eventually be
• 28:52
  the reason that America came to take him out.
• 28:54
  And guess what? He was right.
• 28:56
  So he didn't like fucking Osama and he had nothing to do with
• 28:59
  goddamn 911. And they still haven't found
• 29:01
  those pesky weapons of mass destruction that were so real.
• 29:05
  Let's just not do that again. Let's just not.
• 29:09
  Let's just look, the entirety of Gaza, the Gaza Strip, contained.
• 29:14
  Not anymore because they've evacuated, but contained about 2
• 29:17
  million people. Now.
• 29:20
  Have you listened to the Palestinian side of the
• 29:23
  argument? Very few of them are actually
• 29:25
  Hamas sympathizers as supporters.
• 29:29
  The stats don't back that up because they they they'll re
• 29:33
  elect Hamas in every election. So the majority does like Hamas.
• 29:38
  You could argue that they don't vote for Hamas, they might get
• 29:40
  killed and maybe that's the case.
• 29:42
  I don't fucking know. I won't pretend to know.
• 29:44
  What I do know is that the common narrative is it's only a
• 29:49
  small part of the Palestinian population that's a part of this
• 29:52
  that's actually actively engaged in terrorist or sympathetic to
• 29:56
  it. And there's 2 million people.
• 30:00
  That means there's probably only a couple 10,000 people that are
• 30:03
  actual. Hamas, Israel can handle it.
• 30:08
  Sorry they can. I know they can because of how
• 30:11
  much money we've given them without any question and if you
• 30:14
  question it your name. I once I once got told by
• 30:18
  libertarians that I was the biggest anti Semite in the world
• 30:21
  because I made the case that we should cut foreign aid.
• 30:24
  Everywhere. Libertarians, libertarians were
• 30:27
  telling me that that was an anti-Semitic position because
• 30:30
  one of those places is Israel. Oh, so it's we, you know, it's
• 30:34
  not racist to say don't give money to Africa.
• 30:36
  It's not racist to say don't give money to Malaysia, only
• 30:39
  Israel. Do they have a problem with?
• 30:42
  And I'm like, no, I think we shouldn't be giving money to
• 30:45
  anybody because we don't have it.
• 30:47
  We're broke. That's why inflation's a
• 30:50
  problem. See, when inflation wasn't a
• 30:52
  problem, it's because we did have surplus money to fucking
• 30:55
  throw it. Stupid fucking projects.
• 30:57
  But guess what? When you don't have that money
• 30:59
  to throw it stupid projects, all you do is further and further
• 31:02
  the fucking inflation rate, which has gone up again.
• 31:05
  I know they just sent out a thing about all the welfare
• 31:08
  recipients getting cost of living adjustment increases.
• 31:11
  I've seen a lot of it. And the the rate that they're
• 31:15
  citing it as is like is like 7 or 8%.
• 31:18
  That probably means it's like 20%.
• 31:22
  If you look at the COLA, If you look at the COLA adjustments
• 31:25
  each year for people get, the COLA adjustments are for people
• 31:28
  that I get Social Security medic, not Medicare or Medicaid,
• 31:31
  but like Social Security, disability, welfare, right.
• 31:36
  They get a cost of living adjustment because the fucking
• 31:38
  inflation rate. But whatever the government
• 31:41
  says, the fucking rate is that they do for that.
• 31:43
  And they said it. I think it was 7.2 in the I saw
• 31:46
  somebody screen capped it on Facebook randomly 7.2 that's
• 31:53
  what the government says the inflation rate is.
• 31:55
  Officially. It's probably three times that
• 31:58
  for sure. So even even they know we don't
• 32:01
  have fucking money. But there was Joe Biden
• 32:04
  specifically said he's going to send $100 million, a $100
• 32:07
  million to fucking Palestine, the Palestine, and then and then
• 32:13
  a billion dollars to fucking Israel.
• 32:15
  Why are we going to find fund both sides of this fucking war?
• 32:19
  What purpose does that serve except to make Raytheon richer?
• 32:24
  They're already rich as fuck. Exactly.
• 32:27
  More tip. Buy defense fucking stocks.
• 32:31
  Buy defense contractor stocks. If you're a stock guy, buy them
• 32:34
  now. You're already getting ripped
• 32:36
  off if you buy in now, but they're going to go up as this
• 32:39
  fucking shit hypes up and then sell when they peek out.
• 32:42
  Because when they're no World War 3 happens, they're going to
• 32:44
  drop right the fuck back down. Oh Oh yeah.
• 32:49
  This is not by the way, this is just my take.
• 32:55
  Well, Morpheus says. That's a lot of the reason why
• 33:00
  I'm against the US being the word police.
• 33:03
  We have fucking problems here. Yeah.
• 33:06
  Yeah, exactly. You know, we start hearing and
• 33:10
  done bits about how hard it was for you to get a fucking
• 33:12
  replacement wheelchair. Like, do we need to open up 3
• 33:16
  theaters of War? What the fuck?
• 33:20
  Yeah. Well and, well, not and like and
• 33:22
  like I said, I mean here here's the thing if if Trump were, if
• 33:27
  Trump were still in office, a this wouldn't be.
• 33:32
  By the way, I I Do you want to talk about an expert in the
• 33:36
  Middle East? I actually did listen to Jared
• 33:41
  Kushner's interview with Alex Friedman.
• 33:44
  It is worth listening to if you get the opportunity.
• 33:49
  It's three hours, but at least the first hour for sure is worth
• 33:57
  listening to. Trump.
• 33:59
  What? Welcome.
• 34:00
  I hate him, even though even the liberals are.
• 34:02
  Even the more moderate liberals are starting to.
• 34:06
  Big knows now. When it came to military shit,
• 34:08
  Trump knew what he their only hope at this point, their only
• 34:12
  hope, the Democrats for 2024, is to literally put him in jail and
• 34:16
  take him off the ballot. They have no other hope.
• 34:19
  He's going to win. And if they do that, no one's
• 34:24
  going to trust the election system ever again.
• 34:26
  It's already on shaky ground, which yes, they are.
• 34:29
  They are rightly concerned about that.
• 34:32
  But they're not concerned enough to stop the bullshit
• 34:34
  interference in the election that they're engaged in, right?
• 34:37
  They're concerned that people aren't going to believe in
• 34:40
  democracy or whatever anymore, but they're not concerned enough
• 34:43
  to stop smashing it. Yeah, when it whenever they say
• 34:49
  they're concerned about democracy, I.
• 34:55
  I really that like OK, so this is another thing that Itana
• 34:59
  brought up in her that she did bring up and this part got cut
• 35:05
  out kind of in the interview. But she did bring up a good
• 35:08
  point, which is that the the the American left here is really
• 35:15
  concerned about anti-Semitism when it comes to like, Oh yeah,
• 35:21
  Oh yeah, they they cared a lot about racism until the fucking
• 35:25
  Israel thing kicked off. And then they all of a sudden
• 35:27
  put on fucking swastika uniforms.
• 35:31
  Yeah. Well, well, exactly.
• 35:33
  All of a sudden they hate Jews. But if you paid attention,
• 35:37
  that's not new. It's been there under the
• 35:40
  surface for a very long time. No it's it's not it's not new at
• 35:44
  all I I've known this Mac Max knows this like I guess the one
• 35:48
  good thing is like now like more like this is the other thing is
• 35:55
  like I I do kind of get a little surprised because like more
• 35:59
  normie people I guess have realized it Like I've I've
• 36:03
  literally gotten some some texts that are like wow I had no idea
• 36:07
  that like that like the. Like the left was actually, you
• 36:11
  know, like anti semi. And I'm like here I am being
• 36:17
  like you didn't know that. Like I've known that for the
• 36:20
  past like 10 years. You know it's it's kind of like
• 36:26
  they've had a troubled relationship with this for a
• 36:28
  very long time. For example, you know
• 36:32
  conspiracies aside that there's a whole bunch regarding it on
• 36:37
  the record. The official story of Robert
• 36:40
  Kennedy's assassination, it was by Sirhan Sirhan who wrote a
• 36:45
  letter explaining his actions that said that it was for the
• 36:49
  the Palestinian Liberation Organization, the PLO.
• 36:53
  So this is this has been a problem with the the anti Israel
• 36:57
  left has been a thorn in the side of the mainstream left.
• 37:03
  But for the longest time the mainstream left had kind of been
• 37:06
  reining in their their extremists to some degree until
• 37:10
  the last like 3 elections. All of a sudden extremists run
• 37:14
  the party so now there's nobody stopping this.
• 37:17
  It used to be a dirty little secret that yes, some groups on
• 37:21
  the left, not only don't you know, not only hate Israel to
• 37:24
  this extent, but will literally murder a presidential candidate,
• 37:29
  the brother of the president, over it, right?
• 37:33
  They don't want you to know that.
• 37:35
  That's part of the left. Just like they don't want to
• 37:36
  talk about the Weather Underground.
• 37:39
  Obama was a fucking part of that.
• 37:42
  That's your group. Like it or not, the Weather
• 37:44
  Underground is a fucking terror group.
• 37:46
  They bombed people. I've.
• 37:49
  I've known that since I was like. 1314 and everyone, most
• 37:54
  people don't see us in mainstream media.
• 37:56
  Like if you're if you're the rare duck that listens to like
• 37:59
  Rush as a kid, you know you might know some of this shit.
• 38:03
  But like the average person, especially in my age, they they
• 38:05
  got their news on the world from Jon Stewart for like 10 years.
• 38:09
  Right. So they got that sparky center
• 38:13
  left take on everything right? It is.
• 38:17
  It is why a lot of them are on the left now.
• 38:21
  Well it it is kind of it is kind of like crazy though to like I I
• 38:25
  don't know if you so there's this comedian named Michael like
• 38:32
  Rappaport who's who like is peak Trump derangement syndrome like
• 38:38
  he he poses peak cringe. To be fair, he was like before
• 38:42
  Trump. He was pretty cringe.
• 38:44
  He yeah, he's always been pink. He did a, He did a.
• 38:48
  He did a a I'm not even joking you.
• 38:50
  He did a diss rap about Ashton Kutcher.
• 38:54
  This is real. You can look that up.
• 38:56
  Mike Rapaport diss rap. Ashton Kutcher.
• 38:59
  It's from like 2008 and it's the worst fucking music video you'll
• 39:02
  ever see in your life. Go ahead.
• 39:04
  I just had to throw that out there.
• 39:05
  No he this this week, though I almost sent A-Team actor.
• 39:10
  I couldn't believe what I was. And seeing like he he did, he
• 39:15
  did this video that that like talk like how how like bad
• 39:21
  Hamas, like everything I've been like everything I've been saying
• 39:27
  for like the past like decade about Hamas and just radical
• 39:30
  Islam in general. He literally just said in this
• 39:35
  video, like, I don't know, two or three days ago.
• 39:40
  And so the that's the interesting thing, isn't it,
• 39:44
  that the Jews who are on the left have been kind of just left
• 39:48
  hanging by the rest of the left? Well, like, I hate to say this,
• 39:54
  like, I'm not saying that he's Red Pill.
• 39:56
  I'm not saying that he's like all of a sudden red pill.
• 39:58
  But I will say this like if if this is what Red Pill, if this
• 40:03
  is what finally like Red pills? More Jews to like Trump, I
• 40:09
  guess. Away from the left that actively
• 40:15
  hates them. And now they're finally seeing
• 40:17
  it right in their faces, like in New York.
• 40:21
  Like yeah, like like yeah sure we can we can all agree that
• 40:27
  like the five that like the .5 like percent of like neo Nazis
• 40:32
  here in the country are like are bad.
• 40:34
  Like, yeah, but like, now there's actual anti-Semitism is
• 40:38
  like. Blatant, right?
• 40:41
  I read an article just today. A guy in LA, you know, I'm a
• 40:46
  meth head of some variety. Drug drug.
• 40:48
  Oh right. But he fucking broke into some
• 40:51
  Jewish family's house and he was waving a knife around saying he
• 40:54
  was going to kill them because they're Israeli, which they
• 40:56
  aren't. You know they aren't.
• 40:59
  They're just fucking some Jews that live outside fucking LA,
• 41:03
  you know, in a middle class neighborhood.
• 41:06
  I hate to laugh, 'cause it's not funny, right?
• 41:09
  It's not funny. These people are terrorized.
• 41:13
  But but it is what it is. I mean, I have to, I have to
• 41:17
  point out, 'cause it does seem like you, you and some fans here
• 41:20
  of the AEW channel, Did you, did you notice their blatant
• 41:24
  anti-Semitic storyline? Yeah, yeah, can't say that was a
• 41:32
  bad look, bro. For those that are unaware,
• 41:36
  they're champion on all elite wrestling, which is this small
• 41:40
  competitor to WWE. It's like TNA Impact used to be,
• 41:46
  they have like 700,000 people that watch their Pro.
• 41:48
  Actually, TNA Impact used to get over a million.
• 41:51
  So it's smaller than TI know that AW fans like to be like,
• 41:54
  it's like WC. No, it's smaller than TNA
• 41:57
  Impact. At its peak, actually,
• 41:59
  regardless the people that like that thing, that's the kind of
• 42:02
  thing they like and they watch it.
• 42:04
  Their champion is named Maxwell Jacob Friedman, a Jewish guy
• 42:08
  from Long Island and he tells stories about being a Jew.
• 42:11
  And one of the stories he's told on multiple occasions is that in
• 42:15
  high school a lot of the bigger football players would throw
• 42:19
  quarters at him and say pick him up Jew boy.
• 42:22
  This is a story he's told on the air as like his evil because
• 42:26
  he's a he's he was a heel. I guess he's a baby face now.
• 42:28
  Whatever bad guy, good guy, whatever.
• 42:30
  He was a bad guy and so that was his evil origin story.
• 42:34
  Like the world was picking on me and anti-Semitic and so now I'm
• 42:37
  an asshole. Flash forward to last two weeks
• 42:41
  ago. Sorry.
• 42:42
  Two weeks ago, an opponent for his title of whose name I am
• 42:47
  unaware. Apparently he was some Japanese
• 42:51
  Dressler. He looked like a white guy to
• 42:52
  me. But whatever comes out with A
• 42:55
  roll of quarters and written on, Knock Maxwell out with the
• 43:01
  quarters. Right in quarters is the name
• 43:07
  Friedman, which is like bro, you might as well.
• 43:13
  Have written Jew boy on it, you fucking idiots, how they put
• 43:17
  this out on the air the same week all this Israel's whatever
• 43:21
  you think about it, whatever you think about it, they had to know
• 43:24
  somebody was going to get pissed off about this.
• 43:27
  There's no way they didn't know. The thing about tell Miss Vince
• 43:32
  McMahon saying the N word not going to lie.
• 43:36
  Yeah, no. Well, the thing out, the thing
• 43:39
  out like AW is. Like I really.
• 43:44
  You want to like speed, I know. I I Well, the thing it is, is
• 43:50
  like from a from a mark as a guy who studied marketing in college
• 43:54
  I really can't defend them these days much because they've made
• 43:59
  so many like bad. Just like, even if you're not a
• 44:02
  wrestling fan like, But this one transcended wrestling for a
• 44:06
  moment. No, no.
• 44:07
  Yeah. No, that's when they go, man.
• 44:10
  So that's they got they got articles written in like New
• 44:13
  York Magazine and all these fucking publications like what
• 44:16
  the fuck AW that. That's that's what I'm saying is
• 44:20
  like is just from like a sheer marketing perspective like
• 44:24
  they've made they've made so many fuck ups because Tony Khan
• 44:28
  Khan is like is horrible at marketing.
• 44:31
  If I were to take a guess as to what happened, WWE has a lot of
• 44:36
  Jews in their higher ups, OK? So they would have never put a
• 44:39
  storyline like that on there. And in fact a fun story.
• 44:43
  One time it was pitched to Vince McMahon to have a certain
• 44:47
  wrestler who was like big and German and blonde is
• 44:50
  Heidenreich. I believe his name was.
• 44:53
  It was pitched in a meeting to Vince.
• 44:55
  We should have him come back as a Frozen Nazi and then and then
• 45:02
  have Paul Heyman manage him. Paul Heyman is very fucking
• 45:05
  Jewish if. You didn't.
• 45:06
  Oh, that, that. Well, that.
• 45:08
  That just sounds Jewish. Paul Heyman Yeah yeah, so Paul
• 45:13
  Heyman managing a frozen in time Nazi was this was this guy's
• 45:17
  pitch and apparently Vince McMahon stood up, didn't say a
• 45:21
  word, left the meeting and then called that guy later that night
• 45:24
  to say he was fired. So no, this wouldn't have made
• 45:28
  it on WWE television because somebody would have been like,
• 45:32
  bro, no, we can't do that. But AAW, there's nobody to tell
• 45:37
  this. Tony Kahn is the guy running the
• 45:39
  whole thing. There's nobody telling him no
• 45:42
  for anything. And I've I've, I've made a lot
• 45:46
  of poignant comments about them cutting on on camera, like they
• 45:49
  actually cut their face right where you can see it.
• 45:51
  That's like a huge turn off to me.
• 45:54
  And wrestling like that's like, hey, look at us, we're fake.
• 45:57
  We're fake guys. We're real fake.
• 45:59
  That's not fun to watch. For me, that is a minor concern.
• 46:02
  That's a wrestling fan concern. OK, they've had.
• 46:07
  They fired CM Punk because of a backstage fight.
• 46:09
  He's probably one of the most over guys in the wrestling
• 46:12
  industry ever. Sure, whatever.
• 46:14
  That's a wrestling thing. The anti-Semitic storyline,
• 46:19
  wrestling fans are going to be the least, you know, upset about
• 46:22
  it. They're actually not going to
• 46:23
  care. They're used to edgy storylines
• 46:25
  of some description, but yeah, getting all that bad press about
• 46:30
  it and then I guess they this week what they did is they had
• 46:33
  MJF go to a conference on anti-Semitism.
• 46:38
  I feel like it would have probably been smarter to send
• 46:41
  the guy that did the thing, you know what I mean?
• 46:44
  MJF probably knows about it being a Jewish guy.
• 46:48
  Yeah. And so they were just trying to
• 46:50
  promote this conference or whatever, I don't know.
• 46:53
  This this whole thing feels like a feels like a feels like a
• 46:57
  curbed. Your enthusiasm.
• 46:58
  Yeah. Skit.
• 47:00
  Like they keep trying to fix it and making it worse.
• 47:03
  Yeah. Like, yeah.
• 47:05
  Yeah, it's it's it's totally curbed.
• 47:07
  Yeah, so. And then and then if they come
• 47:11
  out and, like, apologize and say, oh, we didn't mean to
• 47:14
  offend the Jewish people, then they're going to have a bunch of
• 47:15
  people like oh. What about the post dance?
• 47:19
  It's a no win situation. Why would you jump into that
• 47:22
  mess at all with your stupid wrestler wrestle show you know
• 47:26
  well? And if you ever ask yourself,
• 47:30
  well, you know, where could I look to some inspiration for if
• 47:33
  I should do this kind of thing or not?
• 47:35
  Ask yourself this. Has the crazy motherfucker known
• 47:38
  as Vince McMahon allowed that on his television 'cause he's
• 47:41
  allowed necrophilia, racism, Fucking he's allowed a lot of
• 47:45
  fucking shit. So if it wouldn't be allowed on
• 47:47
  his television, you shouldn't put it on television.
• 47:50
  He threw a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of fucking stairs
• 47:55
  and that was hilarious. That that one legged guy.
• 47:59
  Yeah, that was that was that was hilarious and and very much
• 48:04
  allowed by the way. But yeah, like, that's my point.
• 48:09
  Is he allowed that and a bunch of other shit.
• 48:12
  But the Yeah, but the when you know Roddy Piper and blackface
• 48:17
  fucking Vince said the N word in front of Booker T like you
• 48:21
  literal necrophilia Triple H dressed up as Kane fucking a
• 48:25
  puppet that's supposed to be a dead body.
• 48:26
  This has happened on WWE television.
• 48:29
  Midian once fucked the Thanksgiving Turkey that
• 48:31
  everybody ate. This happened on WWE television,
• 48:35
  so if WWE wouldn't air the thing, probably a bad idea.
• 48:41
  Tony Khan, I know he listens to this show, so he's definitely
• 48:44
  going to get this message. Well, I mean we we probably get
• 48:49
  more views than AW does at this point.
• 48:53
  Oh my God, they brought They brought Edge from WWE huge star
• 48:57
  who had been retired for seven years and then came back and
• 49:00
  they couldn't even crack fucking 600,000 viewers.
• 49:04
  Yeah, Oof, oof. That's because on the other
• 49:08
  channel they had John Cena and the Undertaker.
• 49:12
  It's hard to compete. You don't have names, and
• 49:15
  getting getting attention by edgy storylines is a dangerous
• 49:20
  game because if you get away with it, maybe you get a hot
• 49:23
  angle out of it. And if you don't, then you have
• 49:25
  the ADL saying you need to censor your television or
• 49:28
  whatever speaking. Of.
• 49:32
  Speaking of you know, shit that backfired on went sideways.
• 49:36
  This doesn't necessarily have to do with wrestling, but thank
• 49:39
  God. Did you got Did you so OK, so
• 49:45
  Spider Man for the I was you want to ask you how you liked
• 49:49
  Gay Spider Man 2? OK, so I actually have AI
• 49:54
  actually have a video. Coming out on it.
• 49:57
  That will probably be at this point coming out on Friday.
• 50:00
  I was going to try and release it today, but I just got busy
• 50:04
  with they went all in on some gay content and it was funny
• 50:09
  because if you if you play the Middle Eastern copy, it's all
• 50:12
  not there. That, that that's that's exactly
• 50:15
  what I that that's exactly what I was going to comment on not
• 50:19
  just that but like. Well, yeah, that's the that's
• 50:24
  the version that I think everybody wants.
• 50:27
  That's. Like the?
• 50:28
  Whole not. Drill.
• 50:29
  Not just not just that, but now that's OK.
• 50:34
  By the time it comes to PC when I can play it, there'll be a mod
• 50:38
  that fixes it. But it won't be on Nexus Mods.
• 50:43
  But fuck Nexus Mods. But now the the the Latin.
• 50:48
  The Latin community is pissed off, too.
• 50:52
  Especially here in Florida, like I have, I actually have Latino
• 50:56
  friends who texted me and we're like, bro, what the fuck is this
• 51:03
  Latin X shit? Because because they're they're
• 51:09
  they're trying to push that now. And I was saying this like, no.
• 51:14
  See, it's pronounced Latinx, which makes it even worse.
• 51:19
  I guess if it wasn't bad enough, it's Latinx.
• 51:23
  That's how you're supposed to say it.
• 51:26
  That sounds a lot less than Latino, by the way.
• 51:29
  And by the way, women will even say let their Latino in some
• 51:34
  cases because just because the language itself is gendered
• 51:38
  doesn't mean that they are always going to use the
• 51:40
  appropriate gender at all times to refer to themselves or a
• 51:44
  physical object. I don't know.
• 51:46
  People who don't understand that there's gendered language in
• 51:49
  other languages just don't understand any other languages
• 51:52
  and should probably just shut the fuck up.
• 51:55
  No. What?
• 51:56
  What's? What's Because Because in
• 51:58
  Spanish the store has a gender, the road has a gender, the car
• 52:06
  has a gender. You're God.
• 52:11
  So even if you put the X, even if you did latinx, it doesn't
• 52:15
  matter because the language itself still.
• 52:18
  Oh or ah for fucking everything. Trying to explain this gender
• 52:25
  neutral language to my Cuban neighbor is the most hilarious
• 52:32
  thing I feel. I feel bad for I nobody who in
• 52:36
  Spanish as their first language will ever understand it.
• 52:39
  The only people who fucking do it are people that they were
• 52:42
  raised in America. English is their first language.
• 52:45
  And I I and I and I feel bad because like my neighbor was
• 52:49
  like my neighbor who is from Cuba.
• 52:52
  Like he he he speaks English pretty well but like Spanish is
• 52:56
  still his first like language. He he was he was like OK so like
• 53:01
  help me to understand help me to understand.
• 53:05
  And I just told him at one point.
• 53:06
  I'm like. And I'm like, I I can't because
• 53:10
  it's like, I don't, I think it's stupid too.
• 53:13
  Yeah. And then they're like, oh, oh,
• 53:16
  people are normal. Yeah, I got, I got like
• 53:20
  neighbors that they say the same kind of shit.
• 53:22
  They're like, I don't get any of this shit.
• 53:25
  And when I say, yeah, me either, man, they're like, OK, good,
• 53:28
  yeah. Well, well.
• 53:30
  Well so it's it's so not only not only and again like I'm
• 53:34
  trying I'll I'll get into spoilers to stuff in the video.
• 53:38
  But another thing that they've done is so like Max, I'll give
• 53:42
  you credit on two things is like I I am a fan of Miles Morales in
• 53:48
  the same way that you are because when they don't
• 53:51
  tokenize, oh, did they tokenize miles?
• 53:55
  Yep, they I knew it. I knew it, but did they jokanize
• 54:00
  him as black or Hispanic 'cause? He's well, they did both.
• 54:05
  But like here's the other thing too is like OK, so Miles like is
• 54:10
  like Puerto Rican and so in the first game they have like in the
• 54:16
  first game and in the Miles Morales game they have the
• 54:20
  Puerto Rican flag. But they virtue signaled so, so
• 54:26
  hard in in this one. Someone forgot their flags, and
• 54:31
  so they gave. They gave him the They gave him
• 54:34
  the Cuban flag. They gave him the Cuban flag in
• 54:38
  his apartment. He's from New York, not Miami.
• 54:43
  What the fuck? How do you not know?
• 54:46
  A fucking Hispanic from fucking New York is more likely Puerto
• 54:50
  Rican than anything else. Because these because these
• 54:55
  fuckers that make the game are all from fucking California.
• 54:59
  They also like you don't have just just just for, you know,
• 55:03
  anybody that's not on the East. Coast and it's it's literally
• 55:06
  the East Coast. We have two kinds of Latinos
• 55:08
  here. Only two.
• 55:10
  OK, there's more coming in because they're spreading all
• 55:13
  out over the country. But for my entire life, it's
• 55:16
  been the case that we have Puerto Ricans.
• 55:20
  And if you go far enough South Cubans, that's the East Coast.
• 55:25
  We don't really have Guatemalans.
• 55:27
  We don't have Haitian, like those are the two kind.
• 55:31
  And we certainly don't have Mexicans, cause Mexicans don't
• 55:34
  need to come nearly this far to find fucking work when they come
• 55:37
  into the country. So yeah, if they're from the
• 55:41
  East Coast, I guess they that's what they thought.
• 55:43
  They're West Coast people and they're like, well, he's a East
• 55:46
  Coast Latino. Let's give him the Cuban flag.
• 55:48
  It's like, bitch, he's Puerto Rican.
• 55:49
  He's always been Puerto Rican. He's from New York City.
• 55:53
  His dad's black, but his dad's also a cop.
• 55:56
  His only connection to like to, like, street culture is his
• 56:00
  uncle, who gets killed much in an Uncle Ben type scenario.
• 56:04
  Oh. Oh yeah.
• 56:06
  And and by and by the way, they they they like, they somehow,
• 56:10
  like, brought Aaron. They somehow brought Uncle Aaron
• 56:13
  back from the dead and like never explained.
• 56:16
  Like, like, like literally, they don't.
• 56:20
  I, I, when I went, went back to like the Miles Morales game to
• 56:23
  like see if if they like explained it like Nope, he just
• 56:27
  survived somehow and like yeah, that that's a that's a thing.
• 56:34
  Now I explained something though.
• 56:35
  I was at the store the other day and I was wearing, I got a Venom
• 56:40
  shirt, right? And I was, I wasn't thinking
• 56:42
  much of it. And the guy at the cashier said,
• 56:44
  oh, have you played Spider Man 2 yet?
• 56:46
  And I was like, Oh no, we got an Xbox.
• 56:48
  I'll play it on PC in a couple years.
• 56:50
  And he's like, oh, you probably won't want to.
• 56:54
  And I looked at him and I was like, well, Spider Man was a
• 56:56
  good game. And then I went home and I was
• 56:58
  like, I know it's full of gay shit.
• 57:01
  That's got to be it. Look the I will say this like
• 57:07
  the main story. So like the main story campaign
• 57:10
  is like. So here's the hilarious thing.
• 57:13
  Hold on, I I need to hear an as fucking a pronoun style rant
• 57:18
  about it, though, because if there's anything a little bit
• 57:21
  woke in it, you can't defend it, right?
• 57:25
  Well, the. In pronouns.
• 57:29
  The only thing that I even like would even notice in Starfield?
• 57:33
  Spider Man's like here. Here's all the trans flags and
• 57:37
  everybody's going to give it a pass.
• 57:38
  Because Sony. So I see how it is.
• 57:42
  So here's OK Can can we just go into Can we just go into spoiler
• 57:47
  territory at this point? If you Yeah, you're going to
• 57:50
  play the game. If you if you haven't played the
• 57:52
  game. If you if you don't play the
• 57:54
  game yet and you want to click off at this point, just know it
• 58:00
  all. Gay shit.
• 58:01
  And if you and if you don't fucking care, you know, stay
• 58:05
  tuned. But but Long story short, so the
• 58:09
  game is hilarious because it's woke.
• 58:11
  But yet also like, not awoke too, because they do stuff that
• 58:16
  contradicts itself. So essentially at the end of
• 58:21
  Spider Man 1 it's revealed and kind of like a post credits
• 58:26
  scene that like that Harry Osborne has been like stuck in
• 58:30
  Norman Osborne's like House Lab for like a couple of years and
• 58:35
  he and literally like like. Norman and I think this is
• 58:40
  pretty much like Canon the in the comics, right Like the
• 58:43
  Osbournes, like suffer from like ALS or like something like that
• 58:48
  and so long shorts were like Norman like finds a symbiote and
• 58:56
  basically like sticks his sticks hair like in a tank in like.
• 59:03
  The the symbio like basically cures him of like cancer or like
• 59:08
  keeps in remission or some shit like that.
• 59:11
  So the game starts off with like Harry's all of the sudden like
• 59:16
  back like his cancer's in remission and he's feeling
• 59:19
  great. He's like got some like device
• 59:23
  that like keeps the symbio in check.
• 59:28
  At one point, like Craven comes to town and basically like.
• 59:32
  Kills Peter and the symbiote like chooses Peter and like
• 59:37
  revives Peter and that's how Peter gets the black suit.
• 59:43
  There's this whole, like, there's this whole plot within
• 59:47
  the story that like basically like like Harry's kind of like a
• 59:52
  green New Deal deals type of guy and he and Peter start like this
• 59:57
  Green Movement organization. To like heal the plant and what
• 1:00:04
  not. The thing that is though is like
• 1:00:06
  eventually Peter gets rid of the black suit because it like rubs
• 1:00:10
  him so he gets rid of the black suit with the help of Miles.
• 1:00:14
  The black suit goes back to hair.
• 1:00:17
  He become hair becomes venom. And essentially, like this is
• 1:00:22
  the hilarious thing is like like basically like Venom is an eco
• 1:00:32
  terrorist who like wants to wants to turn the entirety of
• 1:00:39
  the world into symbiotes to like save the planet.
• 1:00:43
  So that so like, in a weird way, like insomniac, like is actually
• 1:00:51
  saying that, like that, like radical.
• 1:00:53
  Like Greenism is. No, no, it's it's.
• 1:01:01
  Keep keep going it it's it's hilarious because it because it
• 1:01:04
  like contradicts itself. Like green is bad and
• 1:01:09
  ecoterrorism is bad because ecoterrorism equals venom.
• 1:01:14
  But yeah, and like in all the side missions, like, that's what
• 1:01:19
  really goes woke. Because like the side missions
• 1:01:25
  is basically like what Miles has to do.
• 1:01:27
  So it's all like Miles, like has to help, like his classmates ask
• 1:01:34
  like someone out to prop or something like that.
• 1:01:37
  And there's all this like gay Latinx stuff and whatnot.
• 1:01:43
  So yeah, that's pretty much the game in a in a nutshell,
• 1:01:50
  essentially. What have I been playing?
• 1:01:53
  Not that, I'll say that. I've been playing my wife
• 1:01:59
  actually on the Steam deck beat the game The Quarry, which is
• 1:02:03
  like a horror game. She had a lot of fun with that.
• 1:02:05
  Oh, oh, I heard. Yeah, I heard.
• 1:02:08
  That's pretty good. I played a little Metal hell
• 1:02:11
  singer. It is a rhythm based, metal
• 1:02:14
  based shooting game is a lot of fun.
• 1:02:17
  You got to shoot along with the beat and they have like a lot of
• 1:02:20
  famous metal musicians on the soundtrack and if you keep a
• 1:02:23
  combo going. Like the as you level up your
• 1:02:27
  combo, the song gets more layers and so like the top layer is the
• 1:02:31
  vocals. So you start out with just the
• 1:02:33
  drums, you know, doom, doom, doom, and then you kill a couple
• 1:02:36
  enemies and then it's like the drums in the bass, like.
• 1:02:39
  Doom. Doom.
• 1:02:39
  Doom. Doom.
• 1:02:40
  Doom. And you still got a state of the
• 1:02:41
  beat. It's pretty good.
• 1:02:43
  So it's like Guitar Hero, but with like, guns and shit,
• 1:02:47
  basically. Something like that, yeah.
• 1:02:50
  You just shoot to the beat. There's a couple games like that
• 1:02:53
  that I like. What the fuck is the other one?
• 1:02:57
  PPM Bullets Per Minute is another good rhythm based
• 1:03:00
  shooter. I I I want to play that game
• 1:03:05
  just based off the title Bullets Per Minute.
• 1:03:08
  Holy shit. Yeah, it's it's pretty good and
• 1:03:11
  it's like it's like themed with like a like Norse mythology
• 1:03:17
  combined with sci-fi. It's got this really weird
• 1:03:20
  aesthetic and the music is fucking fantastic.
• 1:03:23
  But yeah, Metal Helsinger is just like a fancier version of
• 1:03:26
  that. I've been playing V Rising,
• 1:03:30
  which is a a vampire game, where it's a survival game and there's
• 1:03:35
  bosses and you beat them up, you build a castle and at daytime,
• 1:03:39
  if you go in the sunlight you'll die.
• 1:03:41
  So you have to like hop from shadow to shadow.
• 1:03:44
  I I've still been playing oh Disco Elysium.
• 1:03:54
  Yeah, yeah. Oh, and my wife started,
• 1:03:57
  obviously. She finished the quarry in like
• 1:04:00
  a day, 'cause it's only like 8 hours long.
• 1:04:03
  She started a cyberpunk on the steam deck, which runs great by
• 1:04:06
  the way. Yeah, that's, you know, that's
• 1:04:14
  I'm glad, I I hope. I hope she enjoys it so.
• 1:04:18
  Well, she's not usually into shooter type games, but she is
• 1:04:22
  really into story and I was like look, you'll like it, you know,
• 1:04:28
  Morphe Morpheus says fucking pronouns.
• 1:04:32
  And then he also says I fucking love V Rising.
• 1:04:37
  Yeah V Rising. Is sick, yeah.
• 1:04:40
  It's like the one survival game that, like, I don't get bored of
• 1:04:43
  because there's a goal and the goal is like.
• 1:04:46
  Like there's a there's a tree of like bosses and you pick the
• 1:04:50
  next one up the tree as you get better gear and you get it shows
• 1:04:55
  you like a line to where they're located and then you go fight
• 1:04:58
  them and each boss is different and then they unlock new shit
• 1:05:01
  you can build at your castle to like upgrade your shit and it's
• 1:05:05
  this perfect loop and they're not even it's it's still early
• 1:05:08
  access. They're not even like done with
• 1:05:09
  the game yet. It's only got like half the
• 1:05:12
  content, but it's fucking fantastic, yeah.
• 1:05:15
  You know what I'm really looking forward to?
• 1:05:18
  I I I'd love to get a whole fucking crew for this.
• 1:05:21
  Lord of the Rings minds of Moria.
• 1:05:25
  Let me hit you with this pitch, Sam.
• 1:05:28
  Imagine a survival game like the Conan game they had.
• 1:05:33
  Ark, Survival, Rust, stuff like that.
• 1:05:36
  Or Valheim. I don't know if you know
• 1:05:38
  Valheim. Yep.
• 1:05:40
  Haven't haven't played in Ryan in a while, but yeah.
• 1:05:43
  Imagine imagine one of those games, but it's set in the minds
• 1:05:49
  of Maurya, in in Lord of the Rings, and you're the dwarves
• 1:05:53
  taking back their homeland and so you're building your dwarven
• 1:05:57
  underground bunker. But it's a survival game.
• 1:06:03
  Dwarf survival. I'm sold 100%.
• 1:06:08
  There's not enough Dwarf games, in fact.
• 1:06:12
  There are. My brothers, there aren't
• 1:06:14
  enough. There aren't enough dwarves in
• 1:06:16
  media in general, especially since Peter Dinklage now says
• 1:06:20
  that like it's able as to cast dwarves.
• 1:06:24
  Yeah, but that hasn't affected video games cause like they're
• 1:06:27
  still Deep Rock Galactic which is like space mining dwarves
• 1:06:31
  which. Is like.
• 1:06:32
  Dwarf Fortress has been more popular than fucking ever, and
• 1:06:36
  so the idea of making a survival game where you're a bunch of
• 1:06:38
  dwarves building an underground dwarven fucking city.
• 1:06:43
  Baller, I'm down. I'm getting that.
• 1:06:46
  Nobody's. Talking.
• 1:06:47
  About it. Everybody's talking about all
• 1:06:48
  the big AAA titles. That's my shit right there.
• 1:06:52
  And I've watched enough video of a pre release now.
• 1:06:56
  It's basically like a simple Dark Souls combat and building
• 1:07:01
  big dwarf structures and mining. Yeah, I I don't know if I'll get
• 1:07:07
  it in on pre-order, but I I did watch more footage of the of of
• 1:07:12
  RoboCop and that and that does look really, really good.
• 1:07:21
  They only put the demo out on the Steam Necks Fest on Steam,
• 1:07:25
  but I'm pretty sure that they are coming with a demo to
• 1:07:28
  consoles very soon. I just recommend play it,
• 1:07:31
  because watch that game in particular is one of those games
• 1:07:34
  that it. It doesn't do it justice to just
• 1:07:37
  watch, because I was walking through that first level of
• 1:07:41
  RoboCop all slow like RoboCop Walks.
• 1:07:44
  By the way, I found that there is a Sprint button, but like,
• 1:07:48
  you're RoboCop who's going to use the fucking Sprint button,
• 1:07:51
  right? You're going to go and just
• 1:07:53
  blasting motherfuckers that they should feel so goddamn visceral.
• 1:07:59
  It's one of I I think the closest I can say is the feeling
• 1:08:02
  I got playing Soldier of Fortune, the Original 1, back in
• 1:08:06
  like 2000, where it's like, holy shit, those bullets hit a
• 1:08:12
  motherfucker, yeah. It's not like a red mist blood
• 1:08:18
  spray, but it's also their head. You're going kaboom and then you
• 1:08:21
  can find brains. If you if you go looking around
• 1:08:24
  the room, you can find brain stuck to the walls and shit.
• 1:08:26
  It's fucking. It's pretty metal.
• 1:08:29
  It's it's about as violent and crazy as a RoboCop game should
• 1:08:33
  be. That that's that's awesome.
• 1:08:39
  It cuts off when you get to the more role-playing gamey parts of
• 1:08:42
  the demo, so I can't say how good that really is, but that
• 1:08:46
  first level it puts you through felt like fucking RoboCop to me.
• 1:08:51
  That that's what that's what we're like about.
• 1:08:54
  RoboCop one, to be specific. That's what.
• 1:08:57
  That's what really matters. Supposedly they're making or no,
• 1:09:03
  they actually are making a Blade Runner game now.
• 1:09:08
  An indie studio is. That's.
• 1:09:10
  A tall order considering the last Blade Runner game, which
• 1:09:14
  you can now get on GOG. For a while it was lost, but
• 1:09:18
  it's one of the best games ever made.
• 1:09:20
  Yeah, I know. I've I've watched, I've watched
• 1:09:22
  videos of it. Supposedly, supposedly, this is
• 1:09:26
  going to be more like this is going to be more like cyberpunk.
• 1:09:33
  An action RPG and Blade Runner I'm kind of all set with.
• 1:09:36
  It just sounds like a cyberpunk is popular, so let's let's do
• 1:09:40
  something similar. Well, it.
• 1:09:43
  Should be good, but I'm going to hold my hopes to very low.
• 1:09:47
  Yeah, I. Mean I'm too plumped with
• 1:09:52
  fucking games coming out. I also was playing.
• 1:09:56
  Like a dragon Inchin, which is like the Yakuza games.
• 1:10:01
  But yeah, place in the fucking samurai period is pretty fun.
• 1:10:05
  I'm still meaning to finish the Quake to remaster and then do
• 1:10:08
  the extra fucking campaign they added on to it Like Forza just
• 1:10:12
  came out. I haven't even had a chance to
• 1:10:15
  play Forza at all yet. Would you?
• 1:10:20
  Would you play a I I did read that some indie game developer I
• 1:10:26
  guess got the rights for like a Dirty Harry game.
• 1:10:30
  I I as much as I love that movie and as much as I love Clint
• 1:10:34
  Eastwood, I'm not sure if I would play it.
• 1:10:37
  It just seems like it. It would be a cash grab as long
• 1:10:40
  as the the. I mean, the John Wick game, I
• 1:10:44
  don't know if you've played that.
• 1:10:46
  Yeah, is basically a puzzle game.
• 1:10:51
  So I mean. It depends.
• 1:10:54
  Like any license or whatever, I don't really care.
• 1:10:56
  Like, licenses don't get me anymore because like, I'm an
• 1:10:59
  indie game guy and some of the best indie games are completely
• 1:11:03
  original. Dave the Diver is just Dave the
• 1:11:06
  Diver. And if you haven't played that
• 1:11:08
  game, play that fucking game. It's fantastic.
• 1:11:11
  Didn't need to be part of a franchise for me to like it.
• 1:11:14
  If your game's good, it's good, you know?
• 1:11:16
  Yeah, that that's how. Well, that's that's how I feel
• 1:11:19
  like. I do feel like if they wanted to
• 1:11:22
  make a, if they wanted to make a gritty detective game like set
• 1:11:26
  in the 70s, they could do that and just create their own
• 1:11:29
  characters. Now they don't necessarily need
• 1:11:32
  like the The Dirty Harry well. Like in film, you can look at it
• 1:11:36
  like this is like the Joker was heavily inspired by Taxi Driver,
• 1:11:40
  but it's not the same film. Well, right.
• 1:11:44
  And it's not the same characters and really it's only
• 1:11:47
  tangentially even related to the the DC Joker.
• 1:11:52
  You can get something completely unique and different and I think
• 1:11:55
  that's the only thing people that's the only way you're going
• 1:11:58
  to stand out anymore. A lot of a lot of indie studios
• 1:12:01
  are are pulling some heavyweight lately with with I was playing
• 1:12:05
  another one, it's not indie, it's like AA, but if you're a
• 1:12:08
  Warhammer guy, fucking Chaos Gate, Demon Hunters.
• 1:12:13
  Are you playing the Gray Knights, hunting down fucking
• 1:12:15
  demons? It's fucking great.
• 1:12:17
  It's like an X com style game. There's just too much.
• 1:12:21
  I can't, I can't keep up with these AAA games cause half of
• 1:12:26
  them are shit. I still haven't finished
• 1:12:28
  Starfield. I don't, I don't really think
• 1:12:30
  I'm gonna. It's just it it it there's a lot
• 1:12:35
  of in in big games, there's a lot of like grinding to pad out
• 1:12:40
  the time that you're playing the game.
• 1:12:43
  Yeah, well, that that's that's one of the things is like
• 1:12:49
  they're kind of like 2, so they're kind of two sides to,
• 1:12:55
  you know, getting there. There are those gamers that
• 1:12:58
  complain that games aren't long enough or the games are too
• 1:13:04
  long, right? Both sides hate.
• 1:13:07
  Both sides hate padding. When you're just like perfect
• 1:13:13
  example Lord of the Rings, Shadow of War, the second of the
• 1:13:19
  Shadow of Mordor games, when you get to the final act, it's just
• 1:13:24
  like, hey, do the same thing you've been doing.
• 1:13:27
  Procedurally generated, controlling keeps attacking orcs
• 1:13:31
  for like another 10 hours and then you get to the final fight
• 1:13:35
  for no other reason than just to add 10 hours to the game.
• 1:13:39
  Honestly, that's why. That's why I never finished like
• 1:13:42
  Hogwarts Legacy is because like, yeah, the the the game, the game
• 1:13:49
  was fun in the beginning and like it it.
• 1:13:52
  The thing with Hogwarts legacy is that game was fun because
• 1:13:55
  like you know, the Troons were like upset about it.
• 1:13:58
  So you know. Like, I think for Harry Potter
• 1:14:02
  fans, it's a game that they've wanted for a long time, so they
• 1:14:05
  just don't care, you know? But if you're not, it seems like
• 1:14:09
  it could be a fun game. But yeah, I have heard a
• 1:14:12
  complaint about at some point you start having to do tedious
• 1:14:16
  tasks and it's just like Starfield does that fucking most
• 1:14:21
  of these. Triple cyberpunk does this to
• 1:14:23
  some extent, yeah. I mean, yes, cyberpunk does.
• 1:14:31
  I I would. I would argue though that like
• 1:14:34
  Cyberpunk's main campaign is actually relatively short.
• 1:14:38
  In fact, like almost like one of the clients.
• 1:14:42
  They want you not even heading out to all the side quests, they
• 1:14:45
  want you heading out to the collectibles and every other
• 1:14:48
  thing that they all do. This padding shit completely
• 1:14:52
  unnecessary and people just skip it.
• 1:14:55
  I guess it's there for people who like it, but the problem has
• 1:14:58
  become that they're more making it mandatory now.
• 1:15:01
  Right your your point. You can just play the main
• 1:15:03
  campaign of Cyberpunk and ignore all the fucking side content.
• 1:15:06
  And it's probably only like 12 hours long, right?
• 1:15:09
  Yeah. But the fact of the matter is,
• 1:15:12
  is they put all sorts of dev time into all that other fucking
• 1:15:15
  shit. You know what I mean?
• 1:15:17
  And it's there. And some of it's better than
• 1:15:20
  others, You know. Side quests are generally a step
• 1:15:22
  above all the romance options that aren't Pan Am are bad.
• 1:15:30
  Right. Or if they're not Pan Am.
• 1:15:33
  It's bad. Judy would be fine, except you
• 1:15:35
  have to be a lesbian with her. You can't.
• 1:15:39
  Dude, like hitting on me randomly when I was just being
• 1:15:43
  his bro was a bit jarring. Yeah, yeah 'cause I did nothing
• 1:15:51
  to make him like I I couldn't even understand if the dude's
• 1:15:54
  gay. But I did nothing that would
• 1:15:55
  have made him think that I was into him.
• 1:15:57
  I just helped him find his like. Nephew or whatever, yeah.
• 1:16:02
  Like, hey, want to make out and I'm like you fuck you.
• 1:16:08
  And then there's the training that you can romance.
• 1:16:10
  I actually made the training feel really bad, 'cause if
• 1:16:14
  anybody hasn't played the story with the tranny is they're doing
• 1:16:17
  races and they convince you that they want to win the races
• 1:16:20
  'cause their ex-husband from before they were a tranny when
• 1:16:24
  they were both dudes died. And the other Another racer
• 1:16:28
  killed him. And so then the trainee says to
• 1:16:30
  you, we need to do this race so that we can kill him.
• 1:16:34
  And so I'm like, OK, so we're not going to go try and win the
• 1:16:37
  race. And the trainee's like, yeah,
• 1:16:38
  we're not going to try. So I follow the guy, we go off
• 1:16:42
  the racetrack, we lose the fucking race, the dude crashes,
• 1:16:46
  I get out the car with the fucking trainee.
• 1:16:48
  What does the trainee turn and say, OK, you finish him off?
• 1:16:52
  Nah, bitch. We're here 'cause you.
• 1:16:55
  Wanted to kill this guy. So fucking do it.
• 1:16:58
  No, I no, I I I did. I did the exact same thing, man.
• 1:17:02
  And. Then they hate you forever.
• 1:17:04
  Yeah, and I want. You.
• 1:17:07
  I don't know. Training or not, You could have
• 1:17:10
  taken the training part out of that fucking story.
• 1:17:12
  I would have reacted the same way.
• 1:17:14
  You wanted to kill this guy. Don't tell me to fucking kill
• 1:17:17
  this guy. He ain't done nothing to me.
• 1:17:19
  Yeah. No, I I.
• 1:17:25
  So even cyberpunk falls short on writing, in my opinion.
• 1:17:28
  Sometimes. Like some of it's like, oh God,
• 1:17:31
  well, I mean, I OK, so what's all, what's all be, what's all
• 1:17:35
  be honest because I get people who cope about this.
• 1:17:38
  The big the big draw for people for cyberpunk was that Keanu
• 1:17:44
  Reeves was starring in it. And and and anyone who's like
• 1:17:49
  no, that's not true. It wasn't for me, but I was
• 1:17:53
  excited before they announced that because I was a Tabor Top
• 1:17:56
  role-playing gamer and I played Cyberpunk and they made The
• 1:17:59
  Witcher. And the Witcher is also good.
• 1:18:01
  So I figured so. But then adding Keanu Reeves
• 1:18:04
  didn't hurt my opinion of the game.
• 1:18:06
  No, no. And and by the way I I'm a you
• 1:18:09
  know I'm a Keanu Reeves fan. So you know.
• 1:18:12
  But I am being, but I think we can also be honest and say like
• 1:18:16
  for most normies you know like he was kind of he was the draw
• 1:18:24
  to to the game for like a lot of people he did a he did he did a
• 1:18:30
  really good good job. But yeah, I mean, I even feel
• 1:18:33
  like with some of his like Johnny's side, side content was
• 1:18:39
  probably the most interesting of.
• 1:18:42
  Because he's the most interesting character in all of
• 1:18:44
  cyberpunk. And that's why, if you were
• 1:18:47
  going to get Keanu Reeves in any cyberpunk game.
• 1:18:51
  He's the character you have to it has to be Johnny Silver Hand,
• 1:18:55
  yeah. That you couldn't have made him
• 1:18:57
  anybody else. But the fun thing about that, I
• 1:18:59
  think probably for Keanu is it's the most Dick headed character
• 1:19:03
  he's ever played. It's also.
• 1:19:06
  Always plays the nice guy, you know what I mean?
• 1:19:09
  But Johnny Silver Hand is not a nice guy.
• 1:19:11
  He's an asshole, right? No, it's It's also at least as
• 1:19:16
  far as as far as his like, adult work goes.
• 1:19:23
  It's also, if I'm not mistaken, one of the one of his roles
• 1:19:27
  where he's like actually like had the most dialogue.
• 1:19:30
  Because in the Matrix, in the Matrix and in John Wick, he
• 1:19:35
  mostly like does mine a dialogue and then it's mostly action.
• 1:19:40
  But in Cyberpunk, he does tend to like talk in a moment.
• 1:19:45
  He's not involved in any action, realistically, except that one
• 1:19:49
  mission you play through. No, no, not really.
• 1:19:54
  Because he's in your head. He can't be you're you do all
• 1:19:57
  the action. So they had to have something
• 1:19:58
  for him. And yeah, they did a good job
• 1:20:00
  with it. I'm going to say though, it's as
• 1:20:04
  as RPG writing goes, it's it's no Kingdom Come Deliverance.
• 1:20:09
  It's not even close. Kingdom Come Deliverance is
• 1:20:12
  still the best written RPG there is, except maybe Planescape
• 1:20:15
  Torment. If you don't know what those
• 1:20:17
  are, you're missing out. It's not even Star Wars Knights.
• 1:20:21
  The old The Old Republic, right? You know.
• 1:20:26
  It's good for what it is. He nails the, you know, Johnny
• 1:20:29
  Silver hand role. It's fun.
• 1:20:32
  I I've liked the game. I think people hated the game
• 1:20:34
  for very little reason. I waited a year to play it
• 1:20:37
  though, so to be fair, yes. So I waited like a year and a
• 1:20:42
  half to to play it. So by the time by the time I
• 1:20:46
  played it, it was, it was pretty much bug fixed for the most
• 1:20:50
  part, yeah. I'm gonna tell you, October last
• 1:20:58
  year it was when I last played it based on these achievements.
• 1:21:04
  Yeah, and that that's also why I don't really pre-order games
• 1:21:10
  that much in In War Two is just because of bug fixes.
• 1:21:15
  Well, that and like as APC gamer, we've been trained at
• 1:21:19
  Steam sales. Wait for your fucking Steam
• 1:21:21
  sale. Now that's kind of common for
• 1:21:23
  console players too. I've noticed on the Xbox, and I
• 1:21:26
  know it's similar on PS5, that there's a lot more sales on
• 1:21:30
  digital games than they used to have in like the previous
• 1:21:33
  generations because they finally figured out that's good for
• 1:21:36
  business. Yeah, no, I when I when I got
• 1:21:39
  my. Three own games is bad for their
• 1:21:42
  business, right? So.
• 1:21:44
  For anybody that's wondering why they're leaning into digital
• 1:21:47
  media, it's because pre owned games are bad for their
• 1:21:50
  business. Yeah I know.
• 1:21:51
  I well I I know that you and Morpheus saw my tweet where like
• 1:21:57
  where the where the PlayStation Store they were selling The
• 1:22:01
  Witcher 3 for like 50 bucks and you know, I know, I know, even I
• 1:22:06
  know that that game has been out for a couple years.
• 1:22:08
  So I'm like I'm not the. Average price I see on the game,
• 1:22:11
  the Game of the Year edition on PC whenever there's a sale is
• 1:22:14
  like 5 bucks. That's the that's the only
• 1:22:16
  reason I mention it, because it's like a $5 game.
• 1:22:19
  Fifty. Yeah, no, 50 would be a bit
• 1:22:21
  much. It would.
• 1:22:22
  I think it was like, I think it was 25I I got it.
• 1:22:28
  I got on, I got on Amazon Prime from like 25 bucks used.
• 1:22:34
  Yeah, yeah. You got the disc version?
• 1:22:36
  Yeah, I actually got the disc version for Xbox as well, 'cause
• 1:22:40
  it's a good one to have. Although I hide the disc because
• 1:22:42
  there's too much sex and nudity. My kid can't play The Witcher,
• 1:22:46
  yeah. Violence is like, whatever, I'm
• 1:22:49
  not so big on the violent stuff in video game for kids.
• 1:22:52
  He mostly doesn't play violent games anyway.
• 1:22:54
  He plays Lego. Yeah, but straight up the sex
• 1:22:57
  scenes and the Witchers. Too much.
• 1:22:59
  And like there's one right away. Well, yeah.
• 1:23:03
  He's seven. You know what I mean?
• 1:23:06
  Yeah, I well, I mean, you know, you're always you're you're
• 1:23:11
  responsible, you know as far as parents go, I know that so.
• 1:23:17
  Yeah, that's the only game inappropriate game on Xbox I
• 1:23:21
  even own. I don't buy games I consider
• 1:23:24
  inappropriate, but I was like, I kind of want to have Witcher 3
• 1:23:28
  and 4K. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  I don't. I don't.
• 1:23:32
  Yeah, I don't. I don't blame you for that.
• 1:23:35
  So. Yeah, video games.
• 1:23:39
  Far more interesting than the Israel Palestine conflict.
• 1:23:43
  Oh Oh yeah, that that is, that is the that is, that is.
• 1:23:45
  The other thing is over the, you know, so over the weekend I was
• 1:23:49
  basically just like, you know, I was hardcore gaming and people
• 1:23:54
  and people were like, how can you game and watch movies at a
• 1:23:59
  time like this? And I'm just like and and when
• 1:24:03
  I'm and like when I'm doing it dramatically, like that's how I
• 1:24:07
  pictured, that's how I pictured people like saying it and I'm
• 1:24:12
  just like because. Because it's always a time like
• 1:24:15
  this to somebody. Exactly.
• 1:24:18
  And because that's always what I've done.
• 1:24:21
  I always in. I always watch movies on Friday
• 1:24:25
  night. I'm not, I'm not going to, I'm
• 1:24:27
  not going to sit and cower in my bedroom because World War Three
• 1:24:32
  might be on the horizon. Well.
• 1:24:34
  And you still like if you're if you're, This is why these
• 1:24:37
  Internet guys with no other life, they're like that.
• 1:24:39
  But if you have a real life, like you're out there at your
• 1:24:42
  fucking job, you're taking care of your kids.
• 1:24:45
  You're fucking taking care of your health, right?
• 1:24:48
  Who has enough time in the day to sit there and fret about
• 1:24:52
  everything? I don't know.
• 1:24:53
  It's certainly no one. I know it's.
• 1:24:56
  Sorry online behavior. It's yeah.
• 1:24:59
  It's not even, it's not even that, though.
• 1:25:01
  It's it's it's actually more it's it's actually more
• 1:25:05
  exhausting to fret out this stuff than just to like be busy
• 1:25:11
  and like work and like work on stuff, you know?
• 1:25:16
  Well, you're not changing what's going on no matter what you do.
• 1:25:21
  That's the other thing too, is it is.
• 1:25:23
  It's like it's it's out of, it's out of our hands mostly.
• 1:25:29
  It's it's like I was saying at the beginning, like the reason
• 1:25:32
  why, you know, I interviewed my friend in Israel is because
• 1:25:36
  like, that is something that I could do.
• 1:25:40
  And like, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't make an impact, you
• 1:25:44
  know, like globally, you know, But, like, but like, I got a
• 1:25:47
  bunch of messages from people like being like, wow, I really
• 1:25:51
  like that you had someone who had, you know, who was actually
• 1:25:54
  over there. Thank you for, for that.
• 1:25:58
  You know, like, yeah, that like that might.
• 1:26:00
  Contradict what we're saying because we're talking to a
• 1:26:02
  regular person, right? You know, from their
• 1:26:06
  perspective. And that's, that's who I really
• 1:26:09
  care about. And and the people on the news
• 1:26:12
  media don't, and the people in politics don't.
• 1:26:15
  And you know, it's it's really tough to, for me anyway, to
• 1:26:21
  pretend like I'm a part of that cycle and it's just fine.
• 1:26:25
  It's, I mean the other thing too is, you know, we we talk about,
• 1:26:30
  like, I've noticed that there is like a grifting component to all
• 1:26:34
  that too because you know, like now you know, Full disclosure,
• 1:26:40
  like I do believe in, you know, being prepared for like natural
• 1:26:45
  disasters and you know, shit. So I'm not mocking the prep or
• 1:26:52
  community per SE because I'm an evil scout.
• 1:26:55
  Be be prepared as our mock. You mean real who are actually
• 1:26:59
  doing prep rather than ones talking about what they should
• 1:27:02
  do online and never doing any of it?
• 1:27:04
  Yeah, those people. Yeah, those those people who are
• 1:27:09
  now selling fucking food kits, you know, because, like, because
• 1:27:15
  the global war might be, you know, cutting or always in in
• 1:27:23
  their heads. Yeah, and that food kit is gonna
• 1:27:28
  rot in your fucking basement. That's what's going to happen to
• 1:27:33
  it by by that. So it sits there in a in a
• 1:27:37
  bucket in your basement for all fucking eternity.
• 1:27:41
  So it's the same thing as you buying that fucking treadmill
• 1:27:43
  that you don't use motherfucker. Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  You know and it's like and it's like yeah I I like like that
• 1:27:52
  that was that was one of that was one of the things I mean I I
• 1:27:56
  you know I'm sorry but I can't raise this bring bring to this
• 1:27:59
  up that that was that was one of the things that Mersch was like
• 1:28:03
  making funny for was he's like you have the small show and you
• 1:28:07
  make no no money you're really bad at making money on your
• 1:28:11
  show. Well, motherfucker, you've been
• 1:28:14
  reduced to watching fucking cat videos on your.
• 1:28:18
  We are bad because we're bad. We're bad at begging.
• 1:28:22
  That's what it is. You know, like we have this
• 1:28:25
  thing called dignity. If somebody wants to support the
• 1:28:29
  show, they they like the the links are fucking there for
• 1:28:33
  that. But more than that, I would say
• 1:28:36
  don't. Don't even just buy Sam's book.
• 1:28:38
  That's what we've been Hawking all along.
• 1:28:40
  It it's. Awesome.
• 1:28:41
  And he ain't getting. Rich off of it.
• 1:28:43
  It's just the point of if you want to help out that's the way
• 1:28:46
  to do it. I mean, I've, I mean look I've I
• 1:28:50
  will say like I've I paid for you know, like I you know I paid
• 1:28:57
  for Spider Man and Phantom Liberty from the book sales.
• 1:29:03
  I also, I also helped to pay for the web domain for like my
• 1:29:10
  actual like blog website for the year from some of the royalties
• 1:29:14
  too. So like yeah it does like I'm
• 1:29:16
  not getting rich off of it but yeah like it does.
• 1:29:20
  It has. It helps and it doesn't.
• 1:29:22
  It's not us begging, because that that is how you become a
• 1:29:26
  fucking complete goon. With your with a with a literal
• 1:29:30
  collection, play it out. Or like you guys going to donate
• 1:29:33
  so that I can pay my rent this month, Go get welfare.
• 1:29:40
  There's more fucking Honestly, there is more dignity in some of
• 1:29:44
  these guys just going and taking welfare and stop streaming the
• 1:29:47
  way they do than what they're doing.
• 1:29:51
  It's it. And they don't even understand
• 1:29:53
  how fucking I look. Worse than a guy like Mersch or
• 1:29:57
  that steel toe. Than I do with the guy outside
• 1:30:00
  Walmart with a collection plate saying he's homeless.
• 1:30:04
  That guy. It's.
• 1:30:07
  I have more respect for that guy.
• 1:30:08
  I I don't even know like who the.
• 1:30:11
  I don't even know who the podcast was.
• 1:30:14
  But like my friend Eric Bishop, who you know I had on the show
• 1:30:20
  just like a week ago. He said that he wanted he he
• 1:30:23
  said that he went on like a like a live stream podcast and the I
• 1:30:29
  guess the host was interviewing them.
• 1:30:31
  And he said it was pretty jarring because like every few
• 1:30:35
  minutes he was Eric was being asked a question and the host
• 1:30:41
  would be like hold on, hold on. And then it would do like we
• 1:30:44
  have a $50 super chat from XYZ. Like I do hate that too when
• 1:30:51
  like when you have a guest and then the house interrupts the
• 1:30:55
  guest to like do a super chat like.
• 1:30:59
  Well, we like, whether super or regular, we always get to chat,
• 1:31:04
  but like in time, you know? You're not I.
• 1:31:07
  Mean for the privilege to interrupt what we're fucking
• 1:31:09
  talking about. You're paying, essentially, for
• 1:31:12
  the privilege of us reading your shit.
• 1:31:13
  But we read your shit for free most of the time anyway, right?
• 1:31:17
  But what? But what I'm saying now is like
• 1:31:19
  that that does tend to be a trend though where like where
• 1:31:21
  like streamer, where like streamers do interrupt
• 1:31:24
  everything to kind of, you know, to read super jets.
• 1:31:32
  Well, I mean, that's why Jim made a point to he just does his
• 1:31:35
  at the end for like an hour. He gets a lot of them, but yeah.
• 1:31:41
  He could just say no. He could just not have done any
• 1:31:44
  of that. But he was like, oh, OK, hey,
• 1:31:46
  I'm going to do super chats now. If you don't care about that,
• 1:31:50
  you can tune out. That was a smart way to do it.
• 1:31:52
  I mean, I mean that's that's how I that's how I would do it if we
• 1:31:56
  got more super chats which we, you know, we have.
• 1:32:01
  And I we just don't push that at all.
• 1:32:03
  It's just the thing that's there, you know, and and and
• 1:32:07
  these beggars like the ones that.
• 1:32:10
  You know what Reading the Super chats and interrupting the show
• 1:32:12
  is like A mild annoyance, but stopping the show to beg the
• 1:32:16
  audience is, to me, the worst offense.
• 1:32:21
  But that, again, my bad friend, is in traditional radio.
• 1:32:24
  If you did that on traditional radio, they have a blacklist for
• 1:32:27
  that. So if you got on as a DJ on a
• 1:32:30
  radio station and you solicited donations from the audience, you
• 1:32:34
  would never work in terrestrial radio again.
• 1:32:37
  They would all know no. This guy's not allowed on the
• 1:32:41
  air because we don't want beggars, right?
• 1:32:45
  Right. No that, that that is.
• 1:32:46
  Actually, Radio DJs want to make extra money.
• 1:32:49
  If they're popular, they got to do shit like write books, do
• 1:32:53
  comedy shows, fucking find another fucking thing for you to
• 1:32:57
  do to make money because you can't just beg your fucking
• 1:33:00
  listeners. But the Internet broke the
• 1:33:03
  fucking game. Now you can just beg your
• 1:33:04
  listeners and look at how lazy the people that do that are.
• 1:33:09
  And and all those same people are the ones that, like, make
• 1:33:12
  fun of NPR too. And it's like, at least at least
• 1:33:16
  NPR it's not. Hey, I need you to pay to fix my
• 1:33:20
  BMW. It's this is how the station is
• 1:33:23
  funded. So we do an ad break every
• 1:33:27
  fucking 45 minutes and say, hey, this whole station will no
• 1:33:31
  longer exist if we don't get funding.
• 1:33:35
  That's a little different. Then like Steel Toe saying I'm
• 1:33:38
  going to be broken homeless if you don't send me $150.00 right
• 1:33:42
  now. Good.
• 1:33:45
  Be broken homeless then. If you think people are supposed
• 1:33:49
  to care, you're stupid. No one cares.
• 1:33:54
  And if you're if you provide a show entertaining enough that
• 1:33:57
  somebody's going to throw some money at you, that's fucking
• 1:33:59
  great. But the entitlement doesn't hold
• 1:34:03
  up very well for very long. Yeah.
• 1:34:05
  And I mean, and look people people do throwing our.
• 1:34:08
  Goals and shit when whenever people do throw me donations, I
• 1:34:12
  I I appreciate it. But I don't.
• 1:34:15
  I don't expect it either. Well, and we don't sit there and
• 1:34:19
  take 10 minutes to the show to say, oh, you know, you ain't
• 1:34:21
  going to do the donations because they support it's it's
• 1:34:23
  literally we we do it a lot quicker.
• 1:34:25
  Yeah. You want to help buy Sam's book?
• 1:34:28
  Yeah. Description Yeah, I mean, I I do
• 1:34:31
  have, I do have donation links in the description as well.
• 1:34:36
  You know, this, this past week, I like I said I.
• 1:34:40
  But we don't have to spend a lot of time talking about it.
• 1:34:42
  There has been plenty of people that have fucking send in super
• 1:34:44
  chats and whatnot, right? Just because we're not like,
• 1:34:49
  hey, you're going to send in the Super chats.
• 1:34:51
  People just do it if they want to fucking do it.
• 1:34:53
  That's how it should be. That's what the system's.
• 1:34:55
  For. It's not for please, please send
• 1:34:59
  me super chats right now. We need to make $150.00 guys
• 1:35:03
  right now. By the end of the show or I'm
• 1:35:05
  going to be homeless. You walk.
• 1:35:08
  You then be homeless. You want to know I I actually
• 1:35:13
  have to give myself credit for this though so I guess James
• 1:35:19
  Bond is maybe going to go woke like when so So what I what I
• 1:35:31
  did was was so there's this website called bounding.
• 1:35:35
  Bond, James Bond. So.
• 1:35:39
  There's there's this website called Bounding into Comics
• 1:35:44
  which was like reporting on this and so I quote tweeted them and
• 1:35:48
  and said OK, rather than complaining out like James Bond
• 1:35:53
  going awoke, I actually wrote a book and you can buy here and
• 1:35:58
  they actually tweeted me. So that's how that's that's how
• 1:36:04
  you market. Instead of complaining at
• 1:36:06
  Wokeism, make something that's and that's not woke and promote
• 1:36:11
  that. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Yeah at some point you know I'll I'll fucking put a book out as
• 1:36:20
  well. I think that's a good policy at
• 1:36:22
  some point. We've been meaning to do this
• 1:36:24
  for quite a while ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:36:25
  At some point merchandise is coming the designs we've we've
• 1:36:31
  flown some designs out there but we haven't gotten anything
• 1:36:36
  sufficient yet. But yeah we're getting we'll
• 1:36:38
  sell shit you like you. The thing is, is the best way to
• 1:36:41
  do it is if you're if you're supporting the Sam Whitfield.
• 1:36:46
  Show then you're going to get something in return for your
• 1:36:48
  fucking money. Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  Oh, oh, I do want to. Show itself because that's
• 1:36:54
  that's a cop out. I do want to, I do want to
• 1:36:58
  address this real quick more, Morpheus says so.
• 1:37:02
  So that's why Steel Toe Top stopped covering DSP.
• 1:37:06
  Aaron has become DSP now. Well, honestly, more like Aaron
• 1:37:15
  hangs out with DSP and and merch now they all they all hang.
• 1:37:19
  They all hang out together in the same circle.
• 1:37:21
  It's the merch effect. Yeah.
• 1:37:22
  He's a part of the merch effect. Literally.
• 1:37:26
  Yeah. Aaron has stopped covering DSP
• 1:37:28
  because he's hanging out with DSP.
• 1:37:31
  So yeah, that. Why?
• 1:37:33
  People knew him before. I only saw Paul Atovel's thing
• 1:37:36
  about him, and it was the most embarrassing thing I've seen DSP
• 1:37:40
  beg for donations, and that's pretty bad.
• 1:37:43
  But these people had a collection plate, Aaron Aaron,
• 1:37:48
  much like merch was from what I understand at least was also
• 1:37:52
  like one of was one of the O and a hang hangers on ONS too.
• 1:37:57
  Well, I know he, he had a radio show for a short period of time
• 1:38:00
  on a small station, I think in Kansas, and he got fired.
• 1:38:06
  For being too edgy or whatever. He was a morning zoo guy.
• 1:38:08
  I was making fun of morning zoo guys just last week, right?
• 1:38:14
  Yeah, that that, that, that actually got that actually got
• 1:38:17
  clipped. That actually got clipped from
• 1:38:21
  one of my one of my aisle friends.
• 1:38:23
  Clipped. That and it's and it's
• 1:38:26
  hilarious. You should you should show me
• 1:38:27
  because I I. The The toilet flush thinks too
• 1:38:31
  much, but the fucking morning zoo shit, that's what he was.
• 1:38:34
  He was a morning zoo show, decided to move over to the
• 1:38:37
  Internet, and then again, like nobody ever he, he must not have
• 1:38:42
  worked in the radio industry very long because he think I've
• 1:38:48
  heard him say now that he thinks he going to get back on to the
• 1:38:52
  terrestrial radio at some point in the future.
• 1:38:56
  I'm here to tell you, Sir, that's not going to happen.
• 1:38:59
  Because you beg, No one will hire you.
• 1:39:03
  You're a beggar. Not.
• 1:39:07
  I mean, Clear Channel owns every goddamn radio station.
• 1:39:10
  And I promise you they will not hire you.
• 1:39:13
  Promise you that they won't hire me.
• 1:39:15
  I'm not a beggar. I have a foul mouth.
• 1:39:18
  I'm on a different. I'm on a different list, yeah,
• 1:39:22
  they they probably, they probably won't hire me either,
• 1:39:26
  so. Well, yeah, but like.
• 1:39:29
  Generally, if you have experience as a DJ, it's easy to
• 1:39:32
  get work as at at a different station.
• 1:39:34
  But if you're a beggar or a foul mouth, look, I paid my FCC
• 1:39:39
  fines, all right? I think I should have a clean
• 1:39:43
  slate. How how much are those by, by
• 1:39:47
  the way? Like, I know, I know that Howard
• 1:39:49
  Shore, like, has based some like, absurd.
• 1:39:52
  Well, his was in the six figures, but they're very rough.
• 1:39:59
  They're very rough, OK? I put it that way.
• 1:40:03
  Like I know Howard Stern and I was on at 3:00 in the morning,
• 1:40:06
  so I wasn't no figures, but it was 5 figures.
• 1:40:10
  Yeah. Yeah, five figures for saying
• 1:40:13
  fuck. I paid it, I paid it.
• 1:40:19
  Don't say fuck on the. Radio.
• 1:40:21
  I learned my lesson, but it doesn't matter.
• 1:40:26
  Yeah, I quit in glorious fashion.
• 1:40:28
  That probably doesn't help. But I I'm not a beggar, right?
• 1:40:32
  So maybe I have a better chance. If I ever wanted to you know
• 1:40:37
  that that's the that's the whole thing is like, it just yeah,
• 1:40:43
  like, yeah, like people people are like, oh, oh, you don't make
• 1:40:48
  any more and you don't make any money on the show.
• 1:40:51
  No, we actually do. We don't beg.
• 1:40:54
  Begging for money is not the same thing as making money on
• 1:40:57
  this. Show and also being like being
• 1:41:01
  very open about begging for money is a tell.
• 1:41:05
  Just so you know, we don't do that.
• 1:41:07
  People who do do that. That's kind of a tell.
• 1:41:10
  A tell as to what? Well, maybe that they don't.
• 1:41:13
  Maybe they're not in a very financially stable place, Put it
• 1:41:17
  that way. We have no such problem here.
• 1:41:22
  And you know, this is a show we like.
• 1:41:24
  Sam's been doing this show fucking rain or shine for what,
• 1:41:27
  15 years? Yeah, yeah, I mean I I've been
• 1:41:31
  doing and that's the other thing too is like podcasting as a
• 1:41:37
  format did not start out as like E begging thing.
• 1:41:40
  It was a honestly like, it was a big nerd hobby when it first
• 1:41:45
  like. When it first you know like like
• 1:41:51
  I was around when I when when a bunch of like comic book
• 1:41:56
  podcasts were like starting out like I'll tell you.
• 1:42:00
  I'll tell you what people did did use of like the the guy who
• 1:42:05
  the guy who ran the the local comic shop near me had a podcast
• 1:42:08
  and he wouldn't use it to like say like.
• 1:42:12
  Hey, we're going to hey, we're going to talk about comics.
• 1:42:15
  But also, folks, we have specials on.
• 1:42:19
  Yeah, yeah. Next week we're going to have so
• 1:42:21
  and so in store doing a signing and also all these issues of
• 1:42:25
  whatever, whatever are on sale. Yeah, that's brilliant.
• 1:42:28
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, that's how that's how,
• 1:42:31
  like comic book podcasting, like even before the MCU, you know,
• 1:42:37
  Or any of the comic or even of many of the big superhero movies
• 1:42:40
  became like a thing that that's what comic book podcasts for the
• 1:42:44
  most part, initially were were. Internet radio was on a
• 1:42:48
  different tip, but there was a similar problem is that it was
• 1:42:51
  kind of a nerdy thing. And so the the problem that we
• 1:42:56
  started to solve from like when we built cryptic radio, which
• 1:43:00
  was one of the first to do what it did was how are we going to
• 1:43:05
  get non nerds to click on this? And the answer was to make it as
• 1:43:10
  simple as fucking possible. And So what we did is we built a
• 1:43:13
  player right into the website. So all you had to do was go to
• 1:43:16
  crypticradio.com and then the the show's playing.
• 1:43:20
  Whatever's live on the air right now is just playing in the back.
• 1:43:23
  And then there was a link that you could play it in a Winamp or
• 1:43:26
  something so you didn't have to keep the window open.
• 1:43:29
  Winamp for all you young whippersnappers, is like iTunes
• 1:43:34
  for old people. I had a Winamp.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah, Winamp. I mean, Winamp really whips the
• 1:43:42
  Llama's ass, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:43:44
  I I also had a Acrobat. I actually talked at this.
• 1:43:49
  I had a Winamp on my PSP on my PlayStation Portable.
• 1:43:53
  Yeah. Winamp was a trustworthy fucking
• 1:43:55
  media player. And So what you could do with
• 1:43:57
  Winamp was this thing called Shout Casting, which is how he
• 1:44:00
  ran the whole fucking thing. Yep, and Shout Cast connected to
• 1:44:04
  We use the ICE Cast program. And so you could broadcast your
• 1:44:08
  audio from your computer over through Winamp.
• 1:44:12
  So we just built a Winamp player right into the website.
• 1:44:15
  So because like, our main group wasn't nerds.
• 1:44:19
  Our main groups were people who are aware of the Internet and
• 1:44:22
  into the hardcore rap music, underground horror shit, right?
• 1:44:29
  So it's not exactly the nerdiest people in the world, for the
• 1:44:33
  most part. And so we had to just be like,
• 1:44:36
  OK, just come to crypticradio.com and it'll
• 1:44:39
  automatically play. And so we used to have a lot of
• 1:44:41
  fucking listeners. Once we figured that out, 'cause
• 1:44:43
  we were the only ones doing it. What?
• 1:44:46
  What at what I did? Then it was just a matter of
• 1:44:49
  trading Flyers around at fucking like concerts.
• 1:44:54
  We just made-up Flyers and we'd have DJs like 'cause it was an
• 1:44:57
  Internet thing, All the DJs were located all over the country, so
• 1:45:01
  like. If there's a show up in Boston,
• 1:45:03
  I was going to be there anyway. I'm dropping fucking cryptic
• 1:45:07
  radio Flyers left and right, handing them to whoever.
• 1:45:10
  And it worked, because the peak of peak broadcast of my show
• 1:45:15
  back then again, the midnight hour was 17,000 live listeners.
• 1:45:24
  Yeah, you know, get the fucking message out there and make it
• 1:45:28
  simple and it what it was. These people listen to this kind
• 1:45:32
  of underground music anyway, and it's just a radio station,
• 1:45:35
  uncensored, playing it 24 hours a day.
• 1:45:38
  So once they found it, they were like, yeah, it is cool.
• 1:45:41
  And they could put it on the old iPods used to support it too.
• 1:45:44
  Yeah, like real old iPods. Yeah.
• 1:45:48
  No, when I when I when I first started.
• 1:45:52
  I mean, I I used shuttlecast too.
• 1:45:54
  But the other thing was I I so initially like for podcasting
• 1:46:03
  there was Lipson and that was kind of it as far as like
• 1:46:06
  hosting went. But what I did was Google had
• 1:46:12
  this product called Feedburner and there was a there was
• 1:46:17
  actually a way where you could like where you could like use
• 1:46:21
  the Internet Archive and then you could also use Feedburner to
• 1:46:26
  like Jared like a podcast hosting a thing for free
• 1:46:32
  basically. And so I would basically like
• 1:46:36
  use Winamp to like do the live stream, but I would also be like
• 1:46:40
  recording it. And then I I would basically
• 1:46:43
  just like upload my show to like a private like Internet archive
• 1:46:47
  page and feed that into the feed Burner thing and then send that
• 1:46:53
  to iTunes. So it was kind of like it.
• 1:46:58
  It was a jarring, you know, I mean, it looks like a 90s
• 1:47:02
  website, but you know, it worked.
• 1:47:05
  And you know, that was how a lot of people did free podcast
• 1:47:11
  hosting back in the day since, yeah.
• 1:47:14
  See we we had paid for the bandwidth and everything for the
• 1:47:18
  site, but like we didn't. I recorded a lot of my shows,
• 1:47:23
  but they're long since lost. We don't have any archive.
• 1:47:26
  That's the sad part. Cryptic radio is just gone, just
• 1:47:29
  gone. And it was.
• 1:47:30
  It was a period of time. What happened actually is like
• 1:47:34
  the the code and stuff that we used for the website got bought
• 1:47:37
  out by Psychopathic Records and was later used to create what
• 1:47:41
  they called hatchet radio, which I did work for at a first short
• 1:47:45
  period of time. But it was too.
• 1:47:48
  It was too restrictive for me. Because for the same reason,
• 1:47:52
  radio was too restrictive for me.
• 1:47:53
  But in their case, like you can swear, you can pretty much say
• 1:47:56
  whatever you want, but what you couldn't do was what I used to
• 1:48:00
  do on Cryptic, which was listen to people that they have no
• 1:48:03
  contract with or anything because I would have anybody
• 1:48:06
  just could send me a song and I'll play right.
• 1:48:09
  And they didn't let me do that at Hatchet Radio because they
• 1:48:12
  were essentially part of the record label.
• 1:48:16
  So they wanted to promote their own artists?
• 1:48:19
  Yeah, no, almost all my show, all, almost all my shows from
• 1:48:24
  what of the withhold analysis from like 2008 to 2011 are gone
• 1:48:30
  because you know the files and the website just.
• 1:48:35
  And I did bring it back. I I couldn't call it cryptic
• 1:48:38
  because the guy cryptic that started it.
• 1:48:41
  That's why it was cryptic. Radio fucking owned it.
• 1:48:45
  But I came back and and me and a few friends in like 2008 or 9.
• 1:48:49
  Did SSR which was so sick. Radio and and we did the same
• 1:48:57
  kind of thing for a while. Obviously by that point though
• 1:48:59
  people were watching YouTube or just listening to music on
• 1:49:03
  iTunes or Spotify. So not as popular and I don't
• 1:49:07
  expect it to be popular, but God damn it I'm gonna do it for my
• 1:49:10
  own enjoyment this Halloween. The midnight hour Hollow fucking
• 1:49:15
  wicked stream with the most brutal ruthless.
• 1:49:19
  Thick and twisted fucking music known to man.
• 1:49:23
  That's Devil's Night, by the way.
• 1:49:25
  Devil's Night, October 30th. I also used to use blog talk
• 1:49:30
  radio, and then I used. I was part of like a podcast
• 1:49:35
  network on Spreaker when that was a thing.
• 1:49:41
  And then? I got into this kind of shit
• 1:49:45
  because there was an open Google Hangout that I joined in trying
• 1:49:48
  to call somebody the F slur. And I just been arguing with
• 1:49:52
  people about politics ever since I I'm I miss.
• 1:49:57
  I miss Google, I miss Google Hangouts.
• 1:50:01
  I miss Google Hangouts on Air. That was a lot of fun.
• 1:50:06
  Like Stream Yards is a not worthy successor to it either.
• 1:50:11
  It used to be people would have these open Google Hangouts and
• 1:50:14
  you can find hours and hours of being schmooly trolling
• 1:50:18
  motherfuckers in open Google Hangouts.
• 1:50:20
  Now you'll have to find these random ass 8 hour streams, you
• 1:50:25
  know, with five fucking viewers to find it.
• 1:50:28
  But if you do find it, we're really funny.
• 1:50:31
  I think on my main I think on my Sam Whitfield YouTube channel
• 1:50:36
  you can still find some Google Hangouts.
• 1:50:40
  I'm a bit Shaft because when we lost when we lost the Whitfield
• 1:50:45
  Report channel, we also lost a lot of the Google Hangout
• 1:50:50
  streams that unfortunately weren't or may fortunately
• 1:50:55
  depending on how you look at it, didn't get uploaded to Rumble
• 1:51:02
  because we made just edgy jokes for the sake of being edgy on
• 1:51:11
  some of those. But yeah, good times.
• 1:51:16
  See, See, folks talking at Old Internet Raider.
• 1:51:18
  Way more fun than talking at World War Three, huh?
• 1:51:23
  Anything is more fun than that. Well, except maybe getting raped
• 1:51:29
  in the butt. That's probably not.
• 1:51:32
  I'd probably rather talk about World War Three than get raped
• 1:51:35
  in the butt. Well, I mean the the military,
• 1:51:41
  the military industry complex wants to rape us in the butt
• 1:51:44
  collectively by forcing us into the into this, you know, war.
• 1:51:51
  So. I just wish they would at least
• 1:51:53
  kiss me first, yeah. Or at least because I like to
• 1:51:58
  get kissed. When I'm getting fucked.
• 1:52:02
  Or or, you know, Or if you're going to treat us like whores,
• 1:52:05
  just, you know, always pay us first.
• 1:52:09
  So but keep. It on the fucking dresser,
• 1:52:12
  motherfucker, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty.
• 1:52:16
  It's pretty wild out there. Keep your fucking heads down
• 1:52:20
  boys. Do do your thing.
• 1:52:22
  Don't worry about all this fucking shit.
• 1:52:25
  Yeah, if they if they institute a draft, I have it on good
• 1:52:29
  authority that they don't allow racists in the military.
• 1:52:32
  So you might just want to use the N word.
• 1:52:36
  Oh boy. That's that Max's advice on how
• 1:52:40
  to get out of the draft is publicly say the N word.
• 1:52:46
  Well, I mean I'm I'm. I'm already set that like people
• 1:52:50
  people feel sorry for me because I'm in a wheelchair.
• 1:52:53
  But it's like this is one of the advantages to being like
• 1:52:56
  crippled is like. Yeah, that's some bullshit.
• 1:53:02
  That's some we need to get Sam drafted, boys.
• 1:53:06
  He's going to get out of this shit.
• 1:53:10
  We need to, we need to do something here.
• 1:53:12
  We need to make him in his fucking wheelchair into a tank.
• 1:53:17
  So that so then my SO, then my fantasy of becoming the Punisher
• 1:53:21
  can become true. True then, basically.
• 1:53:25
  Well, you'd be like half a punisher.
• 1:53:27
  Well, yeah, I'd be like I I'd actually be like a Cyborg
• 1:53:32
  punisher, maybe. Oh.
• 1:53:34
  That that'd be pretty cool. So yeah, let's get him some
• 1:53:38
  like, tank tread fucking wheelchairs.
• 1:53:40
  Do them out in the desert with an AK47 and a fucking turbine
• 1:53:44
  on. That is that is my that is my
• 1:53:46
  that is my other complaint about cyberpunk.
• 1:53:50
  Why are there fucking wheelchairs in like?
• 1:53:56
  I guess if you're poor and you can't afford like.
• 1:54:01
  Like cybernetics, but like, yeah, if you're if you're in, if
• 1:54:09
  you're in like like I can't remember who, I can't remember
• 1:54:12
  which gang it is in Cypunk 2077. But there is one gang in like
• 1:54:16
  one of the one of the capos or something is in like a
• 1:54:20
  wheelchair and it's like, dude, you probably have the you
• 1:54:23
  probably have the eddies to get like Cybernetics or some shit
• 1:54:27
  like that. Like why?
• 1:54:29
  Yeah, I mean. See, I have perfectly working
• 1:54:33
  legs and the first thing I was like is, oh, can I get legs that
• 1:54:37
  double jump though? Yeah.
• 1:54:41
  That'd be pretty cool. Why?
• 1:54:43
  Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't?
• 1:54:44
  Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you get Gorilla
• 1:54:47
  Grill Arms? Seriously now I was like, wait,
• 1:54:51
  I can get Gorilla arm? Let's fucking go.
• 1:54:55
  I I'm kind of I'm kind of afraid what to know what Morpheus is
• 1:55:01
  you know Chromebil would be like if he if he could actually get
• 1:55:05
  one because. Morphe Morpheus says no draft
• 1:55:09
  for me either bitches And he's also said I'll be the other half
• 1:55:13
  of The Punisher. He he Morpheus would probably be
• 1:55:18
  like, would probably be like, oh who's?
• 1:55:20
  Guys you guys are going to form the cripple Voltron all.
• 1:55:26
  Of a sudden you both roll up and your wheelchair start folding
• 1:55:29
  out into fucking robots and shit.
• 1:55:32
  Apex, one of the one of the guys that Apex and I used to hang out
• 1:55:37
  with, used to call me Cripple Tron, actually.
• 1:55:43
  So so yeah, I I I propose we bring that back for and make
• 1:55:51
  Cripple Tron a thing. That's right.
• 1:55:56
  Well, you'll be like the crippled Megazord now.
• 1:55:58
  You're going to fucking merge together your wheelchairs and
• 1:56:01
  going to be a giant walking. You guys will just be the legs.
• 1:56:05
  We we need like four more cripples to make this happen.
• 1:56:08
  We and and and imagine that like, I can just imagine, like
• 1:56:16
  the crippled town would be probably more equipped to deal
• 1:56:19
  with like, you know, insurgents than the military.
• 1:56:24
  That's right. But you know what?
• 1:56:24
  They're not equipped to deal with stairs.
• 1:56:27
  Stairs. Yeah, you got me.
• 1:56:35
  They're like, we're going to save the country.
• 1:56:37
  The fuck stairs? Why does it?
• 1:56:43
  Always have to. Be stairs that that that would
• 1:56:47
  that would always be the problem with.
• 1:56:49
  That would also be the problem with like sending us to the
• 1:56:51
  Middle East too is like, it's like expecting us to like fight
• 1:56:55
  in like ancient ass, like, you know, like like Middle Eastern.
• 1:57:02
  Those houses don't look very wheelchair accessible.
• 1:57:06
  No, not at all. You're.
• 1:57:09
  Going to have you fucking sweeping house to house and
• 1:57:11
  you're like, I can't even get in the fucking.
• 1:57:13
  Door. Oh no, no, not not even that.
• 1:57:18
  But like, but you don't think of it like there's sand everywhere.
• 1:57:21
  And like honestly, like wheelchair wheelchairs don't do
• 1:57:25
  good and like heavy duty sand. So like, it's like my wheelchair
• 1:57:29
  would just be getting cotton sand.
• 1:57:31
  Traps. That's why.
• 1:57:32
  Were you going to get a wheelchair with treads?
• 1:57:34
  You know, yeah, they they actually do make like
• 1:57:39
  wheelchairs with, like, tank treads that, like, wounded
• 1:57:42
  veterans can use to hunt. But they're like, they're like
• 1:57:46
  super expensive too. But wounded, Those wounded
• 1:57:50
  veterans that you know, so many are homeless.
• 1:57:54
  But no, let's send more money to Palestine, yeah.
• 1:58:00
  Like, let's make some more wounded veterans, some more
• 1:58:04
  wounded warriors, 'cause we can't take care of them once we
• 1:58:07
  got. So why not?
• 1:58:09
  Yeah, yeah, let's let's just let's just further burden the VA
• 1:58:14
  which like, yeah, like OK, granted I can't realize.
• 1:58:18
  Unbroken. Yeah.
• 1:58:20
  Yeah. I do realize, like there are
• 1:58:22
  bureaucratic issues with the VA 2.
• 1:58:25
  Like, I will grant, I will grant people that.
• 1:58:27
  But there is also the problem that like the system is just so
• 1:58:31
  overtaxed too that it's like it's it's hard so.
• 1:58:41
  Yeah, no. No, we don't.
• 1:58:43
  We don't need money for taking care of our own people.
• 1:58:45
  We got to take care of people halfway across the world, some
• 1:58:49
  of whom might be terrorists. It's fine.
• 1:58:51
  We'll take care of them too. But just not our own fucking
• 1:58:54
  wounded warriors that, like I personally know several who are
• 1:58:58
  or have been homeless. Oh, me.
• 1:59:00
  Me too. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:05
  Yeah, Uncle Sam cares about them.
• 1:59:06
  I don't care about what Uncle Sam, you know, wants to get into
• 1:59:09
  a war about. Take care of those guys.
• 1:59:14
  Take care of the starving children we've got.
• 1:59:16
  Take care of the crime problem. Take care of literally anything
• 1:59:19
  in this country. Bring back some manufacturing
• 1:59:24
  jobs we could use jobs. Bring inflation down.
• 1:59:27
  How about gas prices you want to do something about?
• 1:59:29
  Nah, Nah, Let's just send money to fucking Israel and Palestine.
• 1:59:34
  Wow, it's it's almost like you actually literally do care care
• 1:59:38
  about. Like putting America first, Max.
• 1:59:41
  Imagine the Imagine that America First is like an actual action.
• 1:59:47
  Yeah. So.
• 1:59:49
  Yeah, yeah, it's. I know it's weird.
• 1:59:52
  It's this weird old mentality. Nobody has any more.
• 1:59:56
  Make it may not make America. I don't think it would work
• 2:00:02
  quite as well. Morpheus, by the way, said he in
• 2:00:05
  in the the crippled Voltron. He's he's the arms 'cause he's
• 2:00:09
  the jacked ass arms jacked as fuck arm.
• 2:00:11
  Sorry. Based.
• 2:00:14
  Yeah. I think, I think, I think Mesa
• 2:00:20
  would be a good slogan. Make America Sane Again.
• 2:00:25
  How about just how about Just like America Again, we need to
• 2:00:30
  make just America again? Yeah, like, can we have that?
• 2:00:36
  Is that too much 'cause we don't have it anymore?
• 2:00:41
  Yeah, it is. It is.
• 2:00:43
  It is. It's it's too.
• 2:00:45
  That's too much, you know? What do you want?
• 2:00:48
  You want. You want the You want the
• 2:00:50
  American dream. Not even the dream.
• 2:00:52
  Don't need the dream. Don't need the dream.
• 2:00:54
  Just America again the way it was about 10 years ago.
• 2:01:00
  See a lot of people say further back than that, but a lot of
• 2:01:03
  people are fucking short sighted.
• 2:01:04
  Nah, 10 years ago is fine. Yeah, no, 1010 years ago, 10
• 2:01:10
  years ago. Always fine weight of things
• 2:01:13
  then. Except for the war, you know.
• 2:01:16
  Yeah, at least. At least everybody was pro
• 2:01:19
  American troops or whatever. Now everybody shits on them,
• 2:01:22
  too. Shit on everybody.
• 2:01:24
  Everybody hates everybody. Nobody's a part of any fucking
• 2:01:28
  larger, greater thing than themselves.
• 2:01:29
  Nobody can fucking think past their fucking the nose on their
• 2:01:33
  face. And This is why I'm outside.
• 2:01:36
  And This is why I'm being dad and This is why I'm not paying
• 2:01:39
  attention to all this stupid bullshit.
• 2:01:43
  Except enough to fucking point out how stupid the bullshit is.
• 2:01:47
  This is, this is also, ironically, why the show where
• 2:01:51
  you talk about. You know, going camping where
• 2:01:54
  we're both talking about what we did on 4th of July is one of the
• 2:01:57
  highest rated shows that we've done this year.
• 2:02:03
  Yeah, no, I'm. I'm not kidding either.
• 2:02:08
  Yeah, yeah, I I'm not surprised by that at all.
• 2:02:11
  You know, we we talking talking about the same shit.
• 2:02:15
  I mean every everybody covering politics is always on the same
• 2:02:18
  fucking two or three topics anyway.
• 2:02:20
  We just just magnified it. It to to quote, to quote, to
• 2:02:28
  quote as it's boring. It's so fucking boring, which is
• 2:02:37
  how I feel about like this. Last year it was pick the side
• 2:02:41
  of Ukraine and Russia, now it's pick your Palestine or Israel.
• 2:02:45
  What side are we going to get forced to pick from next?
• 2:02:47
  Who knows, ladies and gentlemen, but I guarantee there will be
• 2:02:50
  one. There always is, and it and it's
• 2:02:56
  boring. So I find a lot more fun in like
• 2:03:02
  taking my kid down to the park, then watching some Jack off.
• 2:03:06
  Tell me about the his political opinions.
• 2:03:12
  And if you're watching these Jack offs talk about our
• 2:03:15
  political opinions, well, that's different because you have good
• 2:03:17
  taste. Talk about all the other Jack
• 2:03:19
  offs. I I will, I will say even when
• 2:03:25
  I'm ripping on the whole idea of like what we're doing here, I
• 2:03:30
  still say, you know, this is the, this is the spot though
• 2:03:32
  this is different. Well, I mean it.
• 2:03:37
  It actually is. Because, like, we can at least
• 2:03:40
  admit that it's all, you know, BS kind of.
• 2:03:46
  I mean, we could not. What we could do is we could
• 2:03:50
  totally just take a side and chill and beg for donations and
• 2:03:55
  probably do a lot better. Yeah, but then we'd also feel
• 2:04:02
  like total piece of pieces of shit for well, well, I wouldn't,
• 2:04:07
  because I have no problem like lying like that.
• 2:04:12
  Because people, if people believed me, it would be very
• 2:04:14
  funny. I mean, I wouldn't feel bad at
• 2:04:18
  all. I mean, like, I could have sold
• 2:04:22
  out in like, what? Gone on the Never Trump Train.
• 2:04:28
  That would have 'cause like endeavor for you for about two
• 2:04:31
  months though. Yeah, I I, hey, I I would have
• 2:04:35
  made, I would have made, I would have made at least 60 K during
• 2:04:41
  those two months. Fair enough.
• 2:04:46
  You know, yeah, I act like I would sell out and I'm literally
• 2:04:49
  a guy that's like quit multiple fucking positions over not
• 2:04:53
  wanting to sell out. So.
• 2:04:56
  No, I mean, I, I, I, I will say one thing for the, you know, for
• 2:05:01
  a kind of like the fear mongers is all these like conspiracy
• 2:05:07
  theories at World War Three that like, honestly, I will say this.
• 2:05:13
  They do make great premises to like, write fiction around.
• 2:05:20
  Because yeah, I would love like I I always thought like the
• 2:05:23
  greatest universe you could create would be 1, where all of
• 2:05:27
  the conspiracy theories are true at once, even the ones that
• 2:05:31
  contradict each other. That that's that's actually
• 2:05:36
  that's actually kind of been one I one of my problems to be
• 2:05:40
  honest in in like writing. My series is like, I actually,
• 2:05:44
  like tried to integrate some of these conspiracy theories into
• 2:05:49
  the plot and some of them just don't work because they
• 2:05:53
  contradict each other. Yeah, no, I just wanna.
• 2:05:58
  I just wanna create a world. It's like it's like yours or
• 2:06:01
  it's a James Bond type world and but but one conspiracy theory is
• 2:06:06
  true and that it's that the Earth is flat and your your job.
• 2:06:11
  You work for the secret organization that's charged with
• 2:06:14
  making sure nobody knows that the earth is fucking flat.
• 2:06:18
  I feel like that would be a good premise for Common.
• 2:06:22
  I I I feel like. I feel like a premise where like
• 2:06:26
  we never went to the moon and the moon landing was fake.
• 2:06:29
  Like, no, it's even better than that because they tried to go to
• 2:06:33
  the moon and the first rocket they shot hit the Dome.
• 2:06:37
  That's the premise of my universe.
• 2:06:39
  The first rocket they shot hit the fucking Dome.
• 2:06:41
  And they were like, wait a minute, but they couldn't tell
• 2:06:44
  everybody. So that's when it's the moon
• 2:06:47
  landing, because they couldn't actually get there.
• 2:06:50
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had we, you know, and we
• 2:06:54
  totally like had CGI and like advanced computer special
• 2:06:59
  effects in the 1960s. Yes.
• 2:07:02
  Yeah, yeah, obviously. Even even though, even though
• 2:07:07
  like computers were like, you know, the size.
• 2:07:10
  Like what did you do? Hold on though, Think about this
• 2:07:14
  realistically for a second. What would you do if you had
• 2:07:17
  promised everybody you're going to get to the moon?
• 2:07:19
  You're the fucking head guy at NASA, right?
• 2:07:22
  And the first rocket hit the fucking Dome and blows up.
• 2:07:25
  What would you fucking do? You probably faked the moon
• 2:07:27
  landing too, 'cause otherwise your funding's about to get cut
• 2:07:30
  once everybody realizes that the the whole point of NASA is to
• 2:07:34
  launch rockets into space, and we can't do that.
• 2:07:38
  So they had to make it, you see? Fair enough.
• 2:07:43
  But but then, like how? Oh my God, what was the old one
• 2:07:48
  they had? What's his face directed?
• 2:07:54
  Yeah, yeah, like this. This.
• 2:07:57
  The 2001 Space Odyssey guy. Yeah, I know, I know.
• 2:08:01
  Cooperate. They had cooperates directed on
• 2:08:04
  a sound stage in fucking Las Vegas.
• 2:08:06
  Yeah. Yeah, but see, in in this
• 2:08:11
  universe, that's all true. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:17
  I'm telling you it'd make a good premise because, like, think
• 2:08:20
  about all the fucking stupid, like, spy type bullshit that
• 2:08:24
  would come of trying to hide that information from the
• 2:08:26
  general public and pretend like we went to the moon and all
• 2:08:31
  that. That could create a great story.
• 2:08:34
  It it could, or a bad one. Depends on who's writing it.
• 2:08:42
  Yeah, it could. It could either be really good
• 2:08:44
  or really bad. Yeah, hopefully not Johnny Fox
• 2:08:48
  bad though, because that's not even really bad.
• 2:08:51
  It's just like unreadable. Well, well, that's like a that's
• 2:08:56
  like a pretty low. That's like a pretty low bar,
• 2:09:00
  though. It is.
• 2:09:05
  Like, I feel like I'm actually out to, like, try to oh, I
• 2:09:10
  called Johnny out on the show last week.
• 2:09:12
  Let me see, did he delete his channel yet?
• 2:09:14
  Because usually that's how he does it.
• 2:09:17
  Hold on, let me see Johnny Fox. But he had.
• 2:09:21
  He was up to, like, yeah, 22K subscribers.
• 2:09:27
  Yeah, yeah. He's gotten like 5000 fucking
• 2:09:30
  views on one of his videos. Wow, Johnny, he can't delete
• 2:09:34
  now. Oh, doesn't that suck?
• 2:09:37
  Oh, oh, he's in a position where he can't delete to run away from
• 2:09:41
  me. Oh, it's not good.
• 2:09:43
  Oh, what's he going to do? How does he get 5000 views?
• 2:09:50
  But I I capped at 800 and bots no he bots.
• 2:09:54
  Oh yeah, he he bots and he buys Facebook ads for his shit.
• 2:10:00
  Which is why, like, his content is really, really dumb for
• 2:10:03
  anybody. Like, if you don't believe me,
• 2:10:05
  look up the Johnny Fox Show on YouTube and just watch any one
• 2:10:09
  of his videos and tell me the guy's not, like, dumb.
• 2:10:12
  Like, actually stupid, but because he's advertising on
• 2:10:16
  Facebook, you see what I mean? He picks up a lot of dumb
• 2:10:24
  Facebook users because who uses Facebook in 2023?
• 2:10:30
  It's all, yeah, it's all boomers.
• 2:10:31
  He's talking to boomers and they think he's really funny because
• 2:10:34
  he says fart sometimes. Yeah.
• 2:10:39
  Well, like, you know, I'll admit, like in my, like, I had a
• 2:10:42
  bunch of boomers who were like saying, like, in my early days
• 2:10:46
  were like you could be in the next Rush Limbaugh, you know, or
• 2:10:49
  something like that. Because I don't know, you'd have
• 2:10:52
  to gain quite a bit of weight. That's that's very true.
• 2:10:56
  And I would also have to start smoking a lot more cigars.
• 2:11:01
  Yeah, get hooked on pain pills. Switch to vaping like you got a
• 2:11:06
  long way to be rushed. Come on now.
• 2:11:09
  I I have to get married and divorced.
• 2:11:11
  Like, what was it four times or three times?
• 2:11:20
  Yeah. But Boomers, like Boomers is a
• 2:11:24
  low bar to impress them. So I'm not surprised that he
• 2:11:27
  would pick up a bunch of Boomers and then he's got the bots.
• 2:11:31
  Yeah, but either way, his channel's too big down to run
• 2:11:35
  away from me. Usually what I said last week,
• 2:11:37
  he'd have deleted his whole channel.
• 2:11:38
  Now that I've confirmed that he ain't going anywhere, 'cause he
• 2:11:42
  doesn't want to give up. His successful channel 22000
• 2:11:45
  subscribers is not particularly successful on YouTube, but
• 2:11:49
  whatever, he can't run away from it.
• 2:11:53
  So I'm gonna have to bring the fight, have his discord.
• 2:11:57
  I should just put his Discord up on Twitter and see who wants to
• 2:12:01
  join. Well, I mean it.
• 2:12:04
  I mean, if it's I can't but. Well, I mean if it's if it's if
• 2:12:08
  it's an open discord, like fair game, right?
• 2:12:13
  He'll ban you. But yeah, it is open to join.
• 2:12:17
  He's just like super paranoid of me coming in and if I come in he
• 2:12:20
  gets me. I gets pretty quickly.
• 2:12:24
  Granted, I don't pretend to be anybody but who I am.
• 2:12:29
  I probably could just like be like Johnny Fox Fan 22 or
• 2:12:34
  something and he'd fucking not know.
• 2:12:37
  But like, I that's not how I operate.
• 2:12:39
  I like people to know that I'm fucking with him.
• 2:12:43
  Yeah, I know. Bit of a code of honor for me.
• 2:12:47
  Yeah, yeah, that's. That's.
• 2:12:48
  The thing is, is when you're fucking with people, you, you
• 2:12:51
  tell people. So which I would think you would
• 2:12:56
  think that that would like be enough to stop them.
• 2:13:00
  You'd be wrong. It it, it's the it's the
• 2:13:03
  Internet. People are dumb here, that's for
• 2:13:09
  sure. Everything's guilt by
• 2:13:12
  association, right? Yep.
• 2:13:16
  I'm getting asked today. I'm getting asked.
• 2:13:18
  I'm not going to delve into, like, who or what was discussed,
• 2:13:20
  but I'm getting asked today. Oh, Sam likes so and so on
• 2:13:24
  Twitter. Like, yeah, Sam likes everybody.
• 2:13:29
  He's good at promotion. He befriends everybody.
• 2:13:33
  I mean there are there are some people like there are some
• 2:13:37
  people like like who I, you know who I generally like don't fall.
• 2:13:42
  But like if you if you retweet like enough my enough, my stuff
• 2:13:46
  and like kind of seem normal ish.
• 2:13:51
  Yeah, I'm. I'll probably follow you or
• 2:13:53
  something like that for and that's you know, like that's not
• 2:13:57
  a confirmation of their fucking moral character on your end.
• 2:14:00
  You're just like, oh, this guy retweets my shit and he doesn't
• 2:14:03
  seem like a fucking freak. You would.
• 2:14:05
  You would really ask me if I if I knew who.
• 2:14:08
  You know I won't. I won't.
• 2:14:09
  I can't even remember who it was now.
• 2:14:12
  But like, you asked me who like a certain someone was because
• 2:14:15
  you got asked about them. And I'm like who?
• 2:14:18
  Like I had to look him up to like.
• 2:14:21
  Like me too. Yeah, I got asked.
• 2:14:24
  I was like, I don't know who the fuck that is.
• 2:14:26
  Oh well, Sam follows him. I was like, that doesn't mean he
• 2:14:28
  knows who the fuck it is either. That that tends that tends to be
• 2:14:33
  the case with not just me, but with a lot of people saying, you
• 2:14:38
  know, like like, yeah, you don't vet everybody you follow.
• 2:14:42
  And so imagine being the guy that says that if you follow
• 2:14:46
  somebody on Twitter, to follow somebody else that does a bad
• 2:14:50
  thing makes you that same bad thing.
• 2:14:52
  Like that would be a pretty stupid position.
• 2:14:54
  Not to say any names or anything, but that would be a
• 2:14:56
  pretty stupid position to take, wouldn't it?
• 2:14:59
  That that that logic is so retarded too, because like I
• 2:15:06
  mean I know it's I know it's an old degrees to separation from.
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  Somebody. Yeah, that.
• 2:15:12
  No, that's exactly what I was going to say.
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  The. Like, have people not heard of
• 2:15:16
  the Six Degrees of separation? You know, thing?
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  Like, I know it's cliche, but it's true.
• 2:15:23
  Yeah. Well, and people do it for like
• 2:15:25
  celebrities. Like it was always Kevin Bacon
• 2:15:27
  was the big one or whatever. But like, the idea is that you
• 2:15:32
  can go through the connections of people you know to people
• 2:15:35
  that they know, to people that they know, and connect yourself
• 2:15:38
  to people that you would never fucking expect.
• 2:15:41
  And it usually takes no more than six degrees to get back.
• 2:15:45
  So by that logic, everybody is guilty of every bad thing that's
• 2:15:48
  ever happened in the world, all the time.
• 2:15:49
  And we're all guilty. And that's a stupid position to
• 2:15:53
  take. Not saying any clock names.
• 2:15:57
  Sorry, I had a little clock in my throat there.
• 2:16:01
  Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
• 2:16:03
  Frog in my throat. Frog in my throat.
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  Oh, we got anything else? We didn't have much and we go 2
• 2:16:10
  hours. Oh, here, here's here's one
• 2:16:13
  thing I will say is, you know, if if you find the fact I talk,
• 2:16:19
  you know, politics boring, that's fine.
• 2:16:25
  You know, don't TuneIn. Don't tune into the show then.
• 2:16:30
  And if I find that you, for example, I don't know, talk
• 2:16:33
  about one particular guy on the Internet.
• 2:16:37
  That's all your show is about. I find that boring.
• 2:16:41
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty boring.
• 2:16:44
  Especially. Could you imagine if you
• 2:16:47
  dedicated your whole show to somebody and then they started
• 2:16:50
  doing all the things like to better themselves, like losing
• 2:16:54
  weight and like, not saying as many stupid things and not being
• 2:16:58
  an alcoholic. And your whole job is to make
• 2:17:00
  fun of how he's a fat alcoholic and he's suddenly not doing the
• 2:17:04
  thing anymore. That must really suck.
• 2:17:07
  It's almost like you're you had a one note fucking joke and it's
• 2:17:13
  run out. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:17:16
  You know, not, not not anybody in particular.
• 2:17:19
  Yeah, yeah. No.
• 2:17:21
  Well also though like imagine trying to like explain something
• 2:17:26
  like that to like a normal person and it's just it's my job
• 2:17:33
  is my job is is that I do nothing but harass one
• 2:17:38
  particular person on the Internet every day.
• 2:17:41
  Who's so niche in my new IT it it doesn't make most people
• 2:17:47
  aren't gonna think highly of that person, I'll tell you that.
• 2:17:50
  Yeah, well, like at least with me, like, you know, and I say,
• 2:17:54
  oh, I talk, you know, politics. And like, like people generally
• 2:17:58
  understand that even if they don't agree with me.
• 2:18:01
  Like but like even like you know like even like Mr. Medic or
• 2:18:06
  someone who is like. You know, relatively known
• 2:18:09
  online, most people are still like, who's that what?
• 2:18:18
  Yeah. So about this fucking shit and
• 2:18:25
  don't really care about it, but if if you were to say like the
• 2:18:29
  other thing, this isn't either one of our career, so you won't
• 2:18:33
  get asked that it was like, what do you do for a living?
• 2:18:35
  Isn't going to be podcasting. It's going to be other things.
• 2:18:40
  In his case it is. And so it's like, oh, what do
• 2:18:43
  you podcast about? Some fat drunk guy?
• 2:18:48
  Yeah. People are going to think you're
• 2:18:49
  weird. Yeah, for sure.
• 2:18:51
  That 'cause that is weird. That is weird.
• 2:18:54
  Like he he streams every day. I'm sorry, this this non nobody
• 2:18:59
  in particular streams every day about the same guy, you know?
• 2:19:04
  Yeah, you'd figure a guy like that really has no place to call
• 2:19:09
  anybody boring. But who?
• 2:19:10
  Who? Who am I to know?
• 2:19:12
  Well, they can't be boring because they make money at it
• 2:19:18
  and we don't, I guess. I guess that's, I guess that's
• 2:19:23
  like, see, what I'm figuring out is like, that's the new, that's
• 2:19:26
  the new standard. If you make money at it, you're
• 2:19:31
  not boring. Well, here's a counter.
• 2:19:36
  Maybe we're boring, OK, but we don't have Kiwi Farms thread
• 2:19:40
  making fun of us. EW, good point.
• 2:19:46
  And also, we have a lot of fun, and it seems like a lot of those
• 2:19:49
  kind of people don't have a lot of fun because they're always
• 2:19:51
  angry, you know, and yelling and and flipping out on other.
• 2:19:56
  We sit here and laugh and talk about video games and don't
• 2:19:58
  really pay attention to any of that shit.
• 2:20:01
  I feel like I don't know. I'd rather be boring.
• 2:20:05
  Silly me, I'd rather that be boring than have a fucking
• 2:20:08
  collection plate. Please, audience, please give us
• 2:20:12
  money. I I'd I'd rather be.
• 2:20:16
  I'd rather be boring than be stressed out about randos making
• 2:20:20
  fun of me on the on the Internet.
• 2:20:23
  I'd rather be boring than be forced to beg because my bills
• 2:20:27
  are coming due and I have no other stream of income.
• 2:20:33
  Much rather be boring. Touché, 'cause I'm boring, but I
• 2:20:37
  pay my bills, You see, it's I'm boring.
• 2:20:41
  I'm boring, but I got like VR headsets.
• 2:20:44
  I'm boring, but we, you know, like I'm boring, but we're
• 2:20:47
  fucking not poor. I I'm, I'm boring.
• 2:20:50
  But you know, I actually like, have friends who, like, I
• 2:20:55
  connect with in real life. And no way.
• 2:21:00
  There's no such thing as real life, friends.
• 2:21:04
  Like I go like I and and like and like actually been going
• 2:21:11
  out. Like, I actually have met some
• 2:21:13
  Internet friends in real life and like, but I've known them
• 2:21:19
  forever too. And that's I'm boring.
• 2:21:25
  But my wife is from the same town as me.
• 2:21:28
  I didn't have to mail order shit, not to anybody in pretend.
• 2:21:35
  I'm just saying there are certain people that, you know,
• 2:21:38
  bring in a life from kind of far away that maybe has a different
• 2:21:43
  ethnic background as them, you know what I mean?
• 2:21:45
  And I never had to do anything like that.
• 2:21:48
  Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, that's because
• 2:21:51
  I'm boring though. Yeah, that's The funny thing is
• 2:21:55
  like, if you look at like Cog's life story and my life story, I
• 2:21:59
  win in terms of not being boring because his life story is that
• 2:22:04
  he's poor and he streams and argues with Ethan, Ralph all
• 2:22:07
  day. You want a life fucking story
• 2:22:09
  that's entertaining? Let me tell you about the
• 2:22:12
  fucking time I met this celebrity.
• 2:22:13
  Let me tell you about the time I had this crazy experience.
• 2:22:16
  Let me tell you about the time somebody put a gun in my mouth.
• 2:22:18
  Let me tell you about the time when you know what I mean.
• 2:22:20
  Like when I went to this crazy party, Let me tell you about the
• 2:22:23
  time I got in a fight, right? I I I have a lot of not Internet
• 2:22:27
  stuff that's actually entertaining to listen to.
• 2:22:31
  Go off, Queen. I could Ethan Ralph on a show
• 2:22:35
  all day. Wow.
• 2:22:36
  The other thing too is I could. I could also.
• 2:22:39
  Like, I could also name drop actual celebrities I've met.
• 2:22:44
  Even outside politics. Yeah, same, same, but I have to
• 2:22:48
  like. The other thing is I'm limited
• 2:22:50
  on a lot of them because of NDA's and shit.
• 2:22:53
  Well, yeah, there's that also, though, like also though I just.
• 2:23:00
  I don't. And any celebrity that I've
• 2:23:02
  named, it's because I can. But there are some that I can't.
• 2:23:07
  Well, also though too, like there are some, like celebrities
• 2:23:12
  are actual people too. And like they tend to get
• 2:23:17
  annoyed. They like, obviously I'm not
• 2:23:20
  gonna, I'm not gonna name drop it like I actually, I actually
• 2:23:24
  didn't meet someone who actually was like wow, you actually like
• 2:23:27
  asked me like a question about me.
• 2:23:30
  And not that, like you know, the thing that I'm known for and I
• 2:23:34
  and I really appreciate that, it's it's interesting because
• 2:23:36
  like when you're on kind of an inside like that and make no
• 2:23:40
  mistake, I'm not saying I was a big shot.
• 2:23:42
  I was a go bot. My job was to basically fucking
• 2:23:46
  hound dog the fuck out of celebrities.
• 2:23:47
  If you don't know what that means.
• 2:23:48
  Kiss. Kiss their ass.
• 2:23:50
  Yeah, right. My job was to fucking.
• 2:23:54
  When the car comes, my job is to step in the back seat so the
• 2:23:57
  celebrity can have the front. My job is to fucking walk in
• 2:24:00
  front of him so if anybody's throwing shit, I'm going to get
• 2:24:03
  hit with it. My job is run to the fucking car
• 2:24:05
  and get my cell phone because I forgot it.
• 2:24:07
  My job is that I'm that guy. I'm not trying to say I'm a big
• 2:24:11
  shutter important, just just to clarify.
• 2:24:14
  You're the you're the Gopher, pretty much, yeah.
• 2:24:17
  Gobots. That's like a industry term.
• 2:24:19
  Gobots. Because go get this, go get
• 2:24:21
  that. Or.
• 2:24:23
  But it's more than just a Gopher, cause a Gopher might get
• 2:24:25
  you coffee. That's part of the job.
• 2:24:28
  But a Gopher isn't there to take a bullet for you.
• 2:24:30
  You know what I mean? So we're Gobots anyway, That was
• 2:24:34
  fine by me. I had no problem with that.
• 2:24:36
  But The thing is, is when you hang out with the celebrities
• 2:24:39
  day in and day out, you're working this show.
• 2:24:41
  Now you're in charge of this guy, 'cause there'd be a
• 2:24:44
  different guy all the time, a different celebrity all the
• 2:24:46
  time. And you're supposed to take them
• 2:24:48
  out on the town, hang out with their entourage and and blend
• 2:24:51
  in, right? They Everybody who does this
• 2:24:59
  kind of job knows celebrities are people.
• 2:25:02
  But it is weird talking to the general public because they
• 2:25:05
  don't, they don't look at it the same way.
• 2:25:08
  Yeah, you know, but it but it is.
• 2:25:11
  It's like for me, none of this was a big deal.
• 2:25:13
  But I do, you know, I'm fucking not autistic enough to fucking
• 2:25:16
  not realize that They don't make good stories, they make great
• 2:25:19
  stories, You know what I mean? But I never considered that a
• 2:25:23
  big deal for most of my interactions with celebrities,
• 2:25:26
  cause most of them were fucking boring.
• 2:25:29
  Hey, what's up? Nice to meet you.
• 2:25:31
  Hey, can you go get me a coffee? That's not a story I tell.
• 2:25:35
  Right? Let me think.
• 2:25:37
  How many people did that exact thing?
• 2:25:38
  Like, fucking most of them. It was like, hey, can you grab
• 2:25:43
  me a coffee? Hey, could you go roll up the
• 2:25:46
  windows in my fucking car? Whatever, right.
• 2:25:48
  Just stupid shit. I, Rose, don't make good
• 2:25:51
  stories. Yeah, I mean, I know, I know a
• 2:25:56
  guy who claims these that he once smoked like cigarettes with
• 2:26:01
  Keanu Reeves once. I've certainly smoked cigarettes
• 2:26:06
  with and given cigarettes to a lot of famous people.
• 2:26:10
  I'm sure that was the one go bot that smoked right?
• 2:26:13
  And they see me up on my smoke break and they'd be like, hey,
• 2:26:16
  can I bum one? I've I've given cigarettes to
• 2:26:20
  some people I could name. I've that a lot of people I
• 2:26:23
  couldn't. But of course they don't
• 2:26:24
  Remember Me. I'm just the guy that gave me a
• 2:26:27
  cigarette, right? Right.
• 2:26:30
  They they've probably got thousands of that.
• 2:26:35
  So it helps to keep that in your mind.
• 2:26:40
  Like just 'cause I'm hanging out with famous people, I'm not, and
• 2:26:44
  nobody knows who I am and nobody actually cares about my story.
• 2:26:49
  Like, they they care about like a story is entertaining, so to
• 2:26:52
  speak, but they don't really care, 'cause it didn't happen to
• 2:26:55
  them. They didn't mean to fuck a
• 2:26:57
  person. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:26:59
  And that and that's and that's the other reason why I don't
• 2:27:02
  name drop. You know to some people take
• 2:27:06
  that shit serious. They're like, I need to meet
• 2:27:08
  such and such. I was like, I don't know, I've
• 2:27:11
  probably met such and such. I've certainly if such and such
• 2:27:14
  is in the music industry, the gods are pretty good.
• 2:27:18
  Yeah. Anyway, though, you've got your
• 2:27:24
  Halloween show, you know, I I guess we'll have more details on
• 2:27:31
  all of them. I'll definitely retweet it.
• 2:27:35
  Well, I'm going to put together a flyer, but the details are
• 2:27:38
  such. I'm going to play some fucking
• 2:27:40
  old wicked underground horror rap, some crazy metal and punk
• 2:27:44
  shit. Just the most wicked, violent,
• 2:27:48
  obscene, absurd fucking music I can fucking get my hands on.
• 2:27:52
  And if anybody knows where to find all that shit, it's me.
• 2:27:56
  That's like my style. Bass and we're just going to
• 2:28:01
  talk spooky stories. I have some spooky stories too.
• 2:28:04
  I grew up in historic fucking southern Massachusetts.
• 2:28:08
  There are stories about the towns I grew up in.
• 2:28:11
  I've had some spooky as shit myself.
• 2:28:14
  Although I'm a skeptic. I can certainly explain some of
• 2:28:16
  that and will on the show because it's for Halloween.
• 2:28:20
  But mostly we're just going to kick it old school style.
• 2:28:23
  Wicked fresh flavor for all the people down to hear some fresh
• 2:28:30
  2000 mid 2000s fucking radio goodness uncensored with the
• 2:28:35
  most vile fucking music you could imagine.
• 2:28:39
  Nice. Yeah.
• 2:28:41
  Pussies. Get the fuck out.
• 2:28:43
  This is a wicked shit for the wickedness of the wicked.
• 2:28:49
  Awesome, but all I have to promo other than the show is bought by
• 2:28:57
  book finishing the second one. And yeah, buy 2.
• 2:29:03
  Buy 2, Give one to somebody. Buy 5 There you go.
• 2:29:09
  Buy Five Buy 5000. Yeah, but there's no upper limit
• 2:29:17
  to this. We could just.
• 2:29:17
  Keep going if you, I mean if you're if, here's the thing, if
• 2:29:23
  you're in any bookstore and you want me to do like a signing.
• 2:29:28
  Buy a bunch of copies and you know, fly me out to wherever and
• 2:29:33
  I'll I'll, I'll do a signing. Meet a real cripple.
• 2:29:42
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there are there are
• 2:29:45
  enough cripples in Florida, so today only meet a cripple.
• 2:29:55
  Meet a cripple and buy his book. So, alrighty.
• 2:30:00
  Well, this has been fun, folks. We'll see you next time on the
• 2:30:05
  show. Until then, Halloween.
• 2:30:08
  Night. Go do something and you know,
• 2:30:14
  keep your head down boys. Oh wait, no, it's the first so
• 2:30:18
  it will be after Halloween. Oh.
• 2:30:21
  Oh, oh. See you in.
• 2:30:23
  See you in November then, folks. God damn, I was going to wear
• 2:30:28
  face paint for Halloween. I I could have sworn Halloween
• 2:30:32
  was a Wednesday. That's my fault.
• 2:30:36
  I should have worn face paint tonight.
• 2:30:38
  Well, think. Well, thank God you didn't wear
• 2:30:41
  black face, because then we really would be cancelled.
• 2:30:46
  That's what I'm doing next year. Oh shit, So wear.
• 2:30:50
  Black. Yeah, well, yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo
• 2:30:52
  yo. MC Max is in in the house.
• 2:31:00
  That's going to get clipped for sure.
• 2:31:04
  Bass clip it. Toilet flush.
• 2:31:13
  I need that as a sound bite. That's why I was like, send me
• 2:31:16
  that clip. Toilet flush.
• 2:31:18
  I'm put on my soundboard. Every time we talk about Marsh,
• 2:31:21
  I'm toilet. Flush.
• 2:31:28
  Well then we will see you. Thanks for listening to the
• 2:31:32
  Whitfield report on the NGC Network.
• 2:31:36
  Please visit Sam's website at www.thesamwhitfield.com and
• 2:31:42
  support Sam on patreon@patreon.com/whitfield
• 2:31:47
  Report. Until next time, God bless God,
• 2:31:51
  save this great nation and God. Freedom.
• 2:31:54
  Legacy in that order.