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Patrick McDonald Picks His Favorite AOAOAOA Episodes: An Artists on Artists Video Marathon · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: What us fans. This is a very special episode.
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  Speaker 2: I am Patrick, and I'm gonna tell you some of
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  Speaker 2: my favorite episodes here with some of my favorite people.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fun.
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  Speaker 3: I'm oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God, I can't wait to talk to you. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very special podcast for me. I love these people.
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  Speaker 2: I love doing this.
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  Speaker 1: We do.
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  Speaker 2: We shoot this in like eight hour shoot. Days before that,
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  Speaker 2: we did lots of other crazy things, but uh, we
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  Speaker 2: just kind of marathon these and so the thing about
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  Speaker 2: that you might not know unless you follow the patroon,
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  Speaker 2: which you should.
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  Speaker 1: We very frequently don't remember what we do now.
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  Speaker 4: I black out the beginning of the day and I
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  Speaker 4: wake up at the end of the day and people
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  Speaker 4: say like, oh, like this this is and I go, huh,
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  Speaker 4: It's like a brick hits my head.
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  Speaker 5: Every time watching these back is a surprise every time,
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  Speaker 5: exactly delightful.
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  Speaker 2: And one of my favorite ways that we do that
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  Speaker 2: to ourselves. One of my favorite I can't believe I'd
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  Speaker 2: said that things is our writers Room episodes. Specifically, this
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  Speaker 2: is one that I was very passionate about, and it
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  Speaker 2: is black Mirror writers Room.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this was a concussion episode.
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  Speaker 7: This actually was watch this on the weirdest device you can.
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  Speaker 2: This is I mean, I think it's so funny to
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  Speaker 2: make fun of black Mirror, and you guys, your take
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  Speaker 2: on it way more prom is something I think about and.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's like we had just seen like a million
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  Speaker 5: dollars drop onto the table.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy, but I love this one. Don't get too freaked out,
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  Speaker 2: and don't let this make too much of a mental
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  Speaker 2: statement on society itself, but enjoy.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 7: This week on the show, we have the Writer's Room
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  Speaker 7: of Black Mirror.
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  Speaker 5: Black Mirror, like the Twilight Zone that came before, it,
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  Speaker 5: is an anthology sci fi series focused on what if
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  Speaker 5: something happened with technology.
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  Speaker 2: Technology is one of the biggest parts of our life.
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  Speaker 2: Chances are you're watching this current thing through a screen,
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  Speaker 2: but what if that screen was evil? These guys talk
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  Speaker 2: about stuff like that every day.
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  Speaker 4: So let's get ready to ask and answer some pretty
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  Speaker 4: fed up questions.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: So so let's get this, babe. So let's get there.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to get turned off.
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  Speaker 8: Everyone turned off.
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  Speaker 5: I turned off.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be recorded. I've been recorded before.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be.
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  Speaker 9: No, that's what happens. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
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  Speaker 9: taking any chances. I'm not taking any chances.
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  Speaker 8: I gonna give these guys an hour and then it
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  Speaker 8: off to turn it off.
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  Speaker 1: You get more hour, go to an hour, I get
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  Speaker 1: to turn it off.
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  Speaker 7: And if you're listening at home, like in your in
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  Speaker 7: your in your cars, you get now and then it's off.
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  Speaker 5: You need to everybody on airplane mode. We know the
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  Speaker 5: sinister reasons why because we haven't written it yet.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, you know, because we haven't written Have.
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  Speaker 2: You noticed the voice to record the voice record is
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  Speaker 2: really crazy?
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  Speaker 4: It is No, it's it's It's got me thinking a
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  Speaker 4: lot about a lot of ideas.
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  Speaker 1: Voice recorded voice memos, my voice, my phone in a voice,
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  Speaker 1: not about me asking all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Send them everywhere, Like what if your father died in
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  Speaker 4: two thousand and nine, but then you started getting voice
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  Speaker 4: memos from him?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, wait, wow, that's a fit one vibes.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. But we like to fit ideas. We'd like
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  Speaker 1: to find the fit ideas and is the.
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  Speaker 4: Hi everybody we are some of the writing the British
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  Speaker 4: premiere show Black a Mirror matrix.
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  Speaker 9: We love you, we love you, we.
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  Speaker 5: Love that, we love that, we love you.
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  Speaker 1: Catch what's a catchy noisem?
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  Speaker 9: Netflix?
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  Speaker 5: People call us, we say, oh, hold on, just just
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  Speaker 5: just bmm's on the phone.
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  Speaker 10: Sometimes it.
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  Speaker 7: And we'll be like, oh, so, yeah, you know the
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  Speaker 7: Voicemamo listens to it in the graveyard.
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  Speaker 9: I think Bob would like that. Let's throw under the bubble.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, we have our own language. And the writers from
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  Speaker 1: good Luck Keeping up.
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  Speaker 7: Good Luck and I know at this podcast interviews lots
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  Speaker 7: of writers rooms and stuff, and they were like, oh
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  Speaker 7: my god, you're going to get like you're just going
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  Speaker 7: to pitch crazy ideas.
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  Speaker 8: But I didn't know.
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  Speaker 7: I don't really trust pitching anything in front of a machine.
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  Speaker 1: We don't like machines, but we use them too well.
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  Speaker 1: We're all fascinated by them.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like we're all deeply, deeply enthralled by a
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  Speaker 4: machine back.
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  Speaker 5: Because the machine has an awesome power that we can't
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  Speaker 5: really fully grasp until we've written it.
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  Speaker 11: And we're not just talking about machines like cars. We're
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  Speaker 11: talking about things like phones and TVs too.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, mostly phones.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we should get around, we should go around because
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  Speaker 7: we should talk.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, some car stuff I have, but it's usually when
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  Speaker 2: a car becomes a little bit of a phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like what if your car was a phone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, let's go around.
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  Speaker 11: We've got to talk about Yes. Hello everyone, my name's
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  Speaker 11: Cherub Wiley. I'm so happy to be here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm from London and I'm Charlie Brooker's best friend.
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  Speaker 11: Charlie Brooker, of course, is the head writer and creator
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  Speaker 11: of Black Mirror. What a fucked up little man.
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  Speaker 5: He's a strange man, a weird phones.
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  Speaker 9: I can't even love man.
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  Speaker 11: God, he said to me, Cherrup, you've got such a
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  Speaker 11: weird way of texting.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to come work on the show? I
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  Speaker 1: said yes. He said you understand phones in a way
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  Speaker 1: I never have. And I said, okay, I'm coming.
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  Speaker 7: So here I am, and you were you were a
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  Speaker 7: new episode coming out.
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  Speaker 8: I think we could do it.
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  Speaker 1: We can talk about it about.
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  Speaker 7: The reverse camera on the car, Yeah, exactly, being in
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  Speaker 7: your asshole.
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  Speaker 11: It's imagining if there's a new surgery when you put
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  Speaker 11: the backup camera in your butt, and so everyone's looking
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  Speaker 11: at the cameras instead of looking where they're going, and
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  Speaker 11: the pumping into stuff because it only shows what's belowya
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  Speaker 11: and not above YOUA so they're knocking into things like
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  Speaker 11: coat racks and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: It's I thought that was the one car idea that
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  Speaker 7: we green lit, and I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: It's really great.
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  Speaker 7: Because it shows the body, and I think the body.
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  Speaker 7: If we're not talking about the human body, then we're
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  Speaker 7: not talking about tech.
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  Speaker 11: We shot it last week. Jeremy Irons does a great job,
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  Speaker 11: isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: He was such a fascinating voice of the camera, but
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  Speaker 4: so great.
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  Speaker 1: That's so interesting.
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  Speaker 8: And Nicole the one from Pott.
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  Speaker 1: Nicole Shres, she plays the camera in his asso.
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  Speaker 2: It's really great, but it's really fun, and I love
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  Speaker 2: working on the show because what's crazy about it is
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  Speaker 2: not only is it crazy and weird, but also it's
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  Speaker 2: really fun because it's the best shot that's ever been made.
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  Speaker 8: I thought we'd never get to end that sentence.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hello, I'll go next. I guess my name is
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  Speaker 4: Richard Governing the fern buff.
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  Speaker 5: Dicky, Dicky the fern boff.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, Dick, we call him Dicky with five G.
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  Speaker 4: I will admit now you may notice by Dick bfe Dick,
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  Speaker 4: I am in line for the throne for the Kingdom.
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  Speaker 4: I am about four hundred twenty third in line for
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  Speaker 4: the throne, and.
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  Speaker 1: But you never know because they're all sick in different ways.
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  Speaker 1: You're all very sick.
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  Speaker 5: I love your little advent calendar you get to eat
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  Speaker 5: when one of them dies.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very fucked up calendar that we all have.
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  Speaker 1: You've got four hundred chucolate's behind all that cardboard, and they.
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  Speaker 8: All go bad.
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  Speaker 4: Every month. We have to cycle it out. Every month
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  Speaker 4: the new pallendar comes in. And I decided, you know,
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  Speaker 4: be fun, More fun than just being a socialite royal
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  Speaker 4: is if I jumped into writing. So I jumped into
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  Speaker 4: the writer's room of Black Mirror, and since season two
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  Speaker 4: I have not looked back. It has been enthralling and
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  Speaker 4: rich and divine.
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  Speaker 10: Talk about your dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine, well there's.
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  Speaker 10: Marty bringing the dogs in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Marty's a corky. Ars is a miniature poodle. This is
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  Speaker 1: what you want to hear.
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  Speaker 12: Devin is a rich, rich backs and then we have
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  Speaker 12: Marty the German shepherd, and we have Betrece the corgy
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  Speaker 12: that's the second Corgie.
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  Speaker 4: And then I have about thirteen more dogs. Do you
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  Speaker 4: guys want to hear them?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 5: But maybe we'll hear them later.
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  Speaker 1: One that said talk about the dogs.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to hold on to that because I
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  Speaker 5: think there's going to be a moment where we want
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  Speaker 5: them later.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: I think that's right.
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  Speaker 4: And you know this ties in the episode which I
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  Speaker 4: am most famous for is the one where the dogs
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  Speaker 4: are killing machines and they're hunting that couple.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they put the chip in the dog to check
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  Speaker 2: their their location and it turns into an evil killing.
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  Speaker 7: Thing because I think it was when I we're talking
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  Speaker 7: about rescue dogs and we're talking about how, oh they
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  Speaker 7: have a chip in there, and it's an American thing
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  Speaker 7: as well, where if you find a doll on the street,
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  Speaker 7: you could see if it has a chip.
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  Speaker 8: And we hear chip.
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  Speaker 7: In body and we go right, well, first we got
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  Speaker 7: the potato chip.
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  Speaker 9: I'm hungry.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we have lunch, and then we think what
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  Speaker 1: if the chip was a computer chips.
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  Speaker 9: We hear fries and we get.
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  Speaker 1: Chips to fries. Yeah where we are.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, because that's the whole you know.
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  Speaker 7: But we were like, oh my god, these these dogs
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  Speaker 7: all have chips, and then that just is the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: It lit me up.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, anytime we know of a new technology, and
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  Speaker 5: here we have to stop everything and go, oh, literally,
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  Speaker 5: what is the end point?
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  Speaker 9: It's it's like the worst thing that could happen.
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  Speaker 1: It's like R and D.
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  Speaker 11: Like when we hear there's something coming in, we call
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  Speaker 11: and we say, hey, can we get a prototype of
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  Speaker 11: the new camera? I can we get a prototype a
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  Speaker 11: new phone or whatever? And we get it in and
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  Speaker 11: we go why this was in my brain? Why this
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  Speaker 11: was in my hand? Why this was in my and
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  Speaker 11: then we write an episode about it.
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  Speaker 8: A little something that has a GPS.
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  Speaker 7: Any type of anything like that coming to us is
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  Speaker 7: like I don't know John Lennon going through heartbreak.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, you know, wow, it's so electric, is what
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  Speaker 4: I think?
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  Speaker 9: Heartbreak song?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to introduce yourself?
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  Speaker 10: I am mummy here, mummy, m you m m y.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, mummy.
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  Speaker 7: To say, oh no, no, no, I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Not a mom. Mummy. Call her he babes, call her mummy.
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I do love your podcast.
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  Speaker 9: By the way, call her mummy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get off the ground.
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  Speaker 9: Is so odd, it's so good, it's so good.
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  Speaker 7: But anyway, I have to say I've been in the
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  Speaker 7: writers room. I think the same amount of time a
• 11:33
  Speaker 7: little bit. We're all together and I when I was little,
• 11:40
  Speaker 7: I had a inappropriate relationship with my flip phone.
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  Speaker 8: I wrote a piece on it. That piece went viral.
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  Speaker 1: I remember this piece was performing a fringe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I did it fringe and I told because my
• 11:58
  Speaker 7: parents were busy and working, and I created a whole
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  Speaker 7: family with mark flip phone.
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  Speaker 4: It was so interesting how the flip phone was perceived
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  Speaker 4: in your fringe festival show.
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  Speaker 7: Yes big, my motor boyfriend, Yes, my motoroller.
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  Speaker 10: So anyway, I'm a little bit of it, like an artist.
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  Speaker 7: But I started writing when they recruited me and I
• 12:19
  Speaker 7: met you folk, and it's been lovely.
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  Speaker 9: I love you all.
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  Speaker 1: You wrong A lot of the episodes where you go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: guess nothing happened in that one.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can perceive it through the lens of technology. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: And then on watching it.
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  Speaker 7: I believe a story should end where it began, nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 8: I love that there's something about it. It's just like, wow,
• 12:47
  Speaker 8: can we.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about your episode coming out soon where the couple
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: just gets in a light text fight and then they
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  Speaker 4: resolve it over text and they're never in the same room.
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  Speaker 4: At the same time, I thought it was a genius commentary.
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  Speaker 1: There's times now Dormre Gleason and Clearfoy.
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  Speaker 5: Clairefoy as the neo baby girlfriend, Oh my god, and
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  Speaker 5: that conversation.
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  Speaker 7: I also want to thank we had so many good
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  Speaker 7: like artists in there. I think we had Bonnie Verre
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  Speaker 7: do the music that was amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Heartbreaking hot normally.
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  Speaker 11: And music heartbreaking, but he's doing fun stuff now giving
• 13:29
  Speaker 11: up heartbreak.
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  Speaker 1: We were kind of sad, said happy stuff. We said,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: that's not what we called jack.
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  Speaker 7: I know it's so weird, weird, but yeah, that's all
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  Speaker 7: about me and my dark.
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: I have a duck and your your deck.
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  Speaker 5: You're dark.
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  Speaker 8: I have a duck.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: You have a dark a duck.
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  Speaker 10: It feels like it wasn't enough for you when you
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  Speaker 10: changed it a little bit.
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  Speaker 9: I literally.
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  Speaker 5: It just got me dig in. It got me thinking,
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  Speaker 5: you know, the translating apps this is I love you
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  Speaker 5: hear what.
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  Speaker 9: A foreign person saying.
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  Speaker 5: It spits it out in English, But how do you
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  Speaker 5: know it's what they meant?
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: And how do you know it's not somebody up there
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  Speaker 7: or down there manipulating it?
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  Speaker 5: Man in hell, changing all the things from from from
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  Speaker 5: German to English.
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  Speaker 9: And and I think that happened just now.
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  Speaker 7: I said I have a duck, right because you were
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  Speaker 7: talking about your dogs and I said, I have a
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  Speaker 7: And I think a little guy down there said, what
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: if I funk up this interview?
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  Speaker 5: And he said, I'm gonna tell her it's deck or.
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  Speaker 9: What if the mic took my voice and changed it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: We've gotta write that, I write because if the microphone
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  Speaker 5: made it different, Listen, we gotta lock in, lock in,
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  Speaker 5: We've got to can I tell you that.
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  Speaker 7: Was a perfect transition to my fucking best friend in
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  Speaker 7: the entire favorites in the room.
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  Speaker 5: Mummy and I have a B F F necklace we
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: carry babes. The necklace is a mass, It's a massive necklace,
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: one necklace.
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: We hand it back and forth each week.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: It's so cute. This started this last week.
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  Speaker 5: I love you, babes. I'm obsessed with you. I'm obsessed
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: with the I have and it carries me with me
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: every day. Hi, my name is Baby Angel.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I am Baby Angel's terruff chuff.
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  Speaker 10: Dickef dick.
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  Speaker 3: Me cherup.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the is my real name.
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  Speaker 4: Would you guys quickly change Dicky beef and beefy Dicky
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  Speaker 4: Dicky beef.
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  Speaker 8: Alright, Angel, I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Say, I don't want to blow smoke up baby.
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: Angels booty, but blow it, babes.
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  Speaker 2: She writes the one episode one or two every season
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  Speaker 2: where you go, WHOA, that was really fucked up?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, And I can tell you. I can tell you why.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: It's because when I was a nanny, I was nannying
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  Speaker 5: for some posh kids and I've been I've been doing
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: that for my life, right, And so one day I
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: was putting a little one in her in her crib
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: and I heard a bird then fell down.
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  Speaker 9: Right, So I don't wait, you.
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  Speaker 13: Know.
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  Speaker 5: So I heard a bird fell down. Then I got
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: a concussion, right, And as I was fay in and
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: out of consciousness, I locked eyes with something something that
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: kinda looked like an eyeball, kinda looked like a person, kind.
• 17:08
  Speaker 9: Of look like a screen. Was it the bird?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: So it was a nanny camm bum bum bum bum
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: bum watching me all day, all night. And so they
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: were on holiday, right, So the parents didn't come back
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  Speaker 5: for another week, and so.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I was parents for a week.
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: Remember you got to nanny, what are you talking about.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: We use a nanny. Not for a week, Jesus, take
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: on vacation.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Take your child too, hey, take your child to Mauritius.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway, continue, well, I.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: So you know, I'm fading out of consciousness, fading in
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: and out, in and out. I'm hearing the birds, I'm
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: hearing the I'm seeing the eyeballs, and I'm noticing I'm
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: surveiled all day long, and who's behind that? And I
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: just started thinking, and I just started cooking, and I
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: could stop cooking until they came. They take me, took
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: me to the hospital, and I was telling the doctors,
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: your phone is a microwave. Your phone is your head.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Your phones your vein, you phones your mind, babes, your
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: phones your head. Your phone's in your eyeballs, your phone's
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: in your throat, your phone's in your ears. And they said,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: I have a contact for you. And who was in
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: the next er getting a donating blood? But Charlie Booker, Wow, amazing.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlie goes straight to the emergency.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: Because that way you don't have to wait for blood drive.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Babes, you just stop and you just take you straight
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: to the source.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: It's fresher that way, and I said, they don't tell you,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: but they'll take it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: They'll take you.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: We're gonna go and then they're gonna be like, no,
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: it's amazing, you said, It's like, yeah, what are you
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: mad about it?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: What are you mad?
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: I'm here at the ear. I want to give blood.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: You need blood.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I did want to address the elephant in the room.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: We've been getting a lot of comments that we've been
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: doing too much phone stuff, a.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Lot of comments too much.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: In Charity's episode, there's no one phone, babes, it's that's
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: a that's a preis camera the asshole, babes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: It's about a camera.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It's about in your body. It's not about a phone.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: And what about the episode where the typewriter is an angel? Exactly,
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: there's a typewriter as an angel.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: When the typewriter is an angel, your episodes where it feels.
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: It feels like it's just a gorgeous story of two
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: women type poems.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: To each because that tape place in it to ninety, yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: I would argue that typewriters were their phones of bit
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: to ninety.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: But no, see that's where the conversation happened.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: And this is for the listener at home, The conversation
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: started because we were like I believed I thought about
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: a typewrite, of being like, wow, that was somebody that
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: didn't have a microphone.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: They weren't listening. A typewriter never listens.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Our phone is really anything that you're not present for, right,
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: And these are the debates that we're having.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: We're sitting there for hours and hours and hours, going
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: is a typewriter the phone of the eighteen?
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: And then I had and I had v one over
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: to Baby Angel and Baby Angel goes, well, what if
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: the typewriter is an angel?
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: But she's doing cocaine all the time.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: It's it's we're.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Locked up because we're trying to expand, right, Like black Mirror.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Is more than just the phone. So we like to
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: go and look at different eras.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: We're working on a medieval episode right now, but we
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: can't figure out what's the phone of the medieval time.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: I can't thinkure's is it the sword?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It might be the pro the raven, it might.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Be the loom for women and the swords for men.
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: But then we go back and then we go can
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: we put a phone in it?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It's a different thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: We have an episode I wrote the King Arthur finds
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: a phone in the lake instead of a sort pulls.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: Out the rock.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: It didn't go through, unfortunately, didn't go through.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Jason Mamaua did a great job.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Jason was amazing. He came in just for the writer's
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: room table. We have to talk about it. Every actor
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: wants to be in Black Mirror, yes, but we have
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: to also tell you slow your role.
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: I think we know what is.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: I think all these American actors want to come in
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: and do it because it's a perfect amount for a holiday.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: It's a week and a half. You're on set for
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: like six seven days depending on the size of the role.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: So we get tons of these. Let's talk about the
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: American actors.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Times were getting American actors and they're you know, they're
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: coming in with pitchers and so because we had we
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: got so many, so much interest that we're like you, actually,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: if you want to be in a Black Mirror episode,
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: and this is an advice for all you A and
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: B listers out there, come to us.
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: With your phone.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Sir Patrick Stewart came in and he's like, listen, I
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: think my phone is a quill and a madman.
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: That's my phone, A madman. With a quill in his hand.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: And then we go, well, let's see your phone, and
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: we look at his algorithm and it is revolting.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Stuff.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: He is watching things that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: And he's watching it all on Facebook.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: Yes, and you can see his public light and he's
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: reposting yes is it in?
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: There's people like the Rizza come in. They really want
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: him to do Netflix really wants him to do that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Netflix is really pushing the back and we can't.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: He's not giving us the phone. The dad isn't giving
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: us the phone. We can't really go for what we're
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: supposed to do.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: A Big Justice actually has a lot of phone ideas,
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: but unfortunately it's not his time.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Well, that was a really dark day.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: We had to try and pitch ideas to put a
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: J Big Justice and that is learning an episode and.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: We couldn't comment about a J Big Justice.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: And the reason are like because for me, the most
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: interesting thing is their lives, you know, the famous.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, we couldn't comment on their lives. Famous.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Remember the cash register made of clicks and if they
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: paid the rent with clicks, right exactly, the clicks with
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: clicks and like and.
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: You open the cashis and they pay the rent with that, right,
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: But it was.
• 23:30
  Speaker 11: Interesting because you had a TikTok and you put your
• 23:32
  Speaker 11: TikTok on the scanner and it took your clicks away, right.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you want to buy something, you have
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to lose the view.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: And you could also pay on credit.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Right, So if you had a TikTok draft that your
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: shore is going to be viral, you can pay with
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: the draft, but you got to pay interest as well.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Yes, And I don't know why they said more pizza
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: stuff and pushing for more people.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: The derivative.
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: It was fair, so she might us go home and
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: go you know.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: We gotta take this. It was both derivative and way
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: too complicated.
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: It was too much.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It was like follow the metaphor once it started going.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: But this does bring up the question for me, it's
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: always thinking about emotional It's really hard to write black
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: mirror because technology has gone so much faster than we
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: are and we write something and all that just happened.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You know, somebody tries to kill themselves reviews, Ah, that
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: just happened.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: How can we hold a mirror to society when society
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: is constantly reflecting itself in a weird, removed parody sense.
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: So that's why I think they.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: I think our production company moved our writers, Like now
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: we are writing pretty much for like four days straight
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: because there's no time because if we if we take
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: breaks something, these things tech goes faster, exactly.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: And that's why we have We have a bunch of
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: PA's or wonderful pas. Shout out to Lilah and Sarah
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Grace who are stationed in Silicon Valley. We have your
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: tea stationed there Silicon a PA outpost and they are listening.
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: For buzz, for rumors for board meetings.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: They're walking around in disguise and they're relaying, Oh, you know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Meta's coming out with some glasses that can tell when
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: your food's done.
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: And boom, that's giving us gas gasoline.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And then we run, yes, like what are we going
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to do with that?
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Meta is coming out with glasses they're tell when your
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: food's ready.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: It's clearly it's sync to your oven with some type
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: of cloud technology.
• 25:41
  Speaker 14: We know that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: So if there's a cloud and the cloud makes your
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: food to the tech companies control what you're.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Eating, then yes, exactly, yes, And are you eating not
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: food anymore? Are you just eating for nutrition sake? And
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: we can tie in body, build a culture.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: And what's about What if you.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Can hack the Prime Minister's oven and undercook his chicken
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: and kill him?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, future in the future, that's what about.
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: Have you seen the smart fridges with the big tablet
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: in front?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: What if you can hack in to the Prime Minister's
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: fridge and and and change the degrees of the fridge
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: and make the milk back slightly, turn ever on the
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: toilet during a parliament meeting.
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: And get him out.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're not holding his daughter captive anymore. You're holding
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: his fridge.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: God, oh my god.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: And they'll never know because to him his servants.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: They go in, they pull out the meal, but little
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: do they know, we've hacked it to put peanut sauce
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: in there. But he's got a peanut allergy. And these
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: tech companies they are thinking about us, are they.
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: That's all because of Sarah Grace and the Owl and
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Lilah in Silicon Vane.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I have to stop for a second.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, baby, Angel, I don't think they have technology
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: to put peanuts or something.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Don't stop, Angel, Wait, I saw in my concussion. It's
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: going to happen.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: But either fridge doesn't have hands.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: We were talking about like chicken being undercooked and milk
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: being bad, and.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: They think, I think you're under mastimating the power of
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: a fridge.
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: But you've gotta understand where.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: The technology cannot go.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Understimating undermestimated where the fridge can go, because if it
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: has ketchup in there, if it has peanut, if it
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: has butter.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I don't just see.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: Masturbating. You think I'm over mastimating.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: You guys just masturbating because you think a fridge can
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: add ingredients.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: No, y'all are ready for what's coming. And this is
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: why Baby Angel is like the Devil goes too far.
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Sometimes the Angel Devil I studied abroad in Texas. You
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: are not ready for what is coming.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: And this is the biggest fight we get into the
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: writer's room because sometimes I feel you guys are imagining
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: things that are happening five years in the future, and
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: I think I'm imagining things that are happening five hundred
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: years in the future.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: It's incredible.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Five hundred is too far, I say, Residence, it will
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: right If we're right.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: In six hundred years, people watching the Black Mirror and
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: they'll go, we were profits and they'll worship us like God.
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Don't you understand they.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Would say that if we did fifty years in advance,
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: not even fifty, like even ten five hundred years.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe Angel, you're so worried about people that are going
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: to be alive when you're dead thinking about what you're.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Doing, it's not gonna matter if they think we're gods
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: or not. Would have been.
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: I just want to bet.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: You want to be important?
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Speaking of being important and being live and dead, what
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: happens if grave yards and tombstones, yes, go towards tech.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: They start showing your most viral videos on your gravestone.
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: What if the thing that had the most clear, your most.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Known for on your gravestone?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Or about if you got the like the full body
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: scanners like the t s A at the airport, and
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: you take them to the corpses in the graveyard and
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you scan them and.
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: See if they're you came into people so somebody can
• 29:45
  Speaker 11: talk to them. So you can turn somebody in the
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: graveyard into a person.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: So every corpse as an AI actor in front of it,
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: saying he's.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Hologram.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: It's like grave rubbers, but grave rubbers not stealing gems
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: or crystals from someone's corpse.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: They're stealing their entire identity and putting it on the cloud.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And then what about this right right?
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: Then it's a fad, right, and then it's and it
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: grows and grows, and then you can go to the
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: to the grivestone and you can see the body of
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: your loved one right laying there, and you can lay
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: on top of it and feel the warmth. Right because
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: so then we zoom out at the end of the episodes,
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: a bunch of living people lying down like the dead.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: But the scary thing is they're laying.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: On transformers and processors, and the corpses themselves are be
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: a crush to dust.
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: So the bodies are dying, but the process servers. Yes,
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: and then and then and then.
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: A little girl wakes up and it was a dream.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we don't need that. You were really onto going.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: I was so close to climax. Oh, come on, I
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: love ending it in a stupid spot, you.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Know, you know, but this has me thinking, has me thinking,
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: say me, think.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: What I'm thinking about? What are you.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: If if the dead, if the dead love, if the
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: dead have ideas, if the dead have ideas, what's to
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: stop a grizzled old man with writer's block from going
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: to the graveyard to steal ideas from the dead.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: So when do they have ideas? Is the AI?
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: Yes, so so a I diggy, don't get the weeds.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'm getting.
• 31:50
  Speaker 14: Whack the weeds.
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: I am in whack Dickie's we Dickies weed.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: No, because Dickie had a I t to you earlier
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: that we couldn't quite relate to because it was a
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: little bit above our socioeconomic income racket.
• 32:07
  Speaker 13: But it was.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: You know, you were like, what if chauffeurs could hear
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: your thoughts?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: And we will say that.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I said, would you be crazy connect wild if chauffeurs
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: could hear your thoughts?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: And you all looked at me with the blankest eyes ever.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: It's kind of And then you looked at me and said,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: talk about your dogs again, And I said, Okay, here
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: we go.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: There's Marty the Golden Retriever.
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Talk about eight.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, say the rest.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: But I'll say this, it is hard to connect with
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: some of the ideas babes because they are like so fast,
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: Like you said, like you came in the other day
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: and you're like, God, my smartphone, my smart toilet won't update,
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: and I can't watch an episode of The Crown.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: And you said, is that a pitch? And I said, no,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: that's just my mom.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: It's a bitch. It's a bitch.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, pitch. Guys always go to be.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I said, my private airline charter got sick and I
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: showed up ten minutes later, so I fired him.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Or a bit.
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: All I heard is no phone, that's a beach.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, should we play pitch bitch a quick? The dogs
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: you got pittrol bitch And honestly, that thing.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You have, the thing have episodes are really remember?
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: Honestly needed a reminder things black ma, things, concussions.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: All right, pitch, old bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. First give
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: us a scenario and we have to think if it's
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: pitch or bitch?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Are you pitching an episode? Are you complaining about your life?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this has just happened to my friend. He's
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: a little bit poorer than the rest of us, but
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: he bought this wonderful new coat. He bought this new coat.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: He wore it to a party and everybody was complimenting
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: his coat. That when he went back home, he looked
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: at all of his things and realized he needed to
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: upgrade every single thing. He had just gotten a lot
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: of money from the king because he's an encyclopedia writer.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: So he wrote these encyclopedia writers very poor for a
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: long time. The King comes in and gives him two
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars to buy his encyclopedia.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: He buys a beautiful coat.
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: I honestly thought these would be sure.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: So this is what happened to my friend Finish.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: And so then he realizes looks around at his house,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: all of his things are poor. So he goes bankrupt
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: and into debt buying. Bitch pitch or bitch bitch.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It is not a single technology.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: It's because there's no phone.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Such a bitch bitch.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Too many diamonds on your encrusted phone. You're trying to
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: look for the background of a good diamond phone.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: This could be a bitch. That's a pitch.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: It's a bitch happening to you. Wow, Wow, Wow.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I have to say, you know, I think there's a
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: lot happening in our lives where we turn them into episodes.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: You know, we experience technology every single day, and the
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: question is do you want them to be hopeful or negative?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I remember because you had that when you went to
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Glastonbury and met that man who ended up being a phone.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, I was three days into.
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: The Glastonberry Music Festival. I was having a glass. I
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: was listening to Tam and parts.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: You met a man who was a phone, and I
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: remember we had we had break it to you because
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: you sent in the group text Ragia's group text picture.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I met my friend. It's a.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: We went, oh god, I was quite charub that's not
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: a person, that's a phone.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I was quite simply out of my gord and I
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: was talking to this thing forever. I thought it was
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: my new best friend.
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: Did you ever find the person whose phone that is?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: No, because I kept the phone.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: You kept it because did you fall in love with
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: it a little bit?
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: Babes?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I made out with it. I kissed it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: I kissed the phone. I was hanging out with.
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: The phone, and we were dancing together, and then gorgeous, gorgeous.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: I didn't have a plug that worked for it, so
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: I couldn't charge it, so I buried it in the ground.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the soldest thing I ever heard.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I'm wonder loss of my love. My love was a
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: phone and That's why I wrote an episode about.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: It the arm.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: So it's like it's like almost like these you know,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: sex love robots. But the companies the manufacturing to make
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: the skin was too expensive, so they just thought, what
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: if we put a chip in everyone's brains that makes
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: them see phones as sexy ladies.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: Speaking of sexy ladies, did you hear that they're they're
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: making sex toys with Wi Fi?
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: What do you mean.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: What they take play like music or something?
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: You can watch it?
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: So it's a.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And I think that's pretty scary, don't you.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: So it's like the screens on the back of the
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: dialdo like if you're using are you watching it?
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry you think that's a bad thing, because that's
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: nothing to jump on because I'm gonna tell you this
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: right now, that's this close to what we've always been
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: talking about people fucking computers, Darling.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not judging. I'm confused.
• 37:55
  Speaker 14: We just.
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: Do you think the shape of the screen part of
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: the dildo?
• 38:08
  Speaker 13: It?
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: Yes? So can issue where the dildo is to be specific?
• 38:12
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: All right, I realized we've been panning down a lot,
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: but we might not.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: I'm holding a big dildo in the middle of my past,
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: my legs.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: And like almost like one of those TV remotes, it's
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: kind of rectangle a little bit at the top, big screen.
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: Connected.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering what the colection of society is.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: I just think it's crazy that that you can hack
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: the prime minister's dil though.
• 38:48
  Speaker 15: And episode a little boy wakes up and a little
• 38:56
  Speaker 15: boy wakes up and he was on a walk the
• 38:58
  Speaker 15: whole time, a.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Little on TV. We can't have a little boy dreaming about.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: Thirteen.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: Come on, old enough, old that a lesson and feeling
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: things and it's connected to a screen bay.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, Actually, actually, if because you're my best friend, you're
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: my best friend, where you're going with this?
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: Someone hacks the prime minister's.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: First, that's what you've got. That's what that was. Many angel.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: Someone acts a prime minister, the prime minister.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Don't say I'm the prime minister of Let's say let's
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: say I'm the Prime Minister of Japan and I'm having it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Don't have one.
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: Let's say I'm the Emperor of Japan. Is that all right?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: President?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: President, President, say I'm the President of Japan and I'm
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: having a trade disagreement with the UK President.
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: We're having a trade disagreement.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Good, and we're having a trade disagreement not thinking you know,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: medals are worth ten percent. You're thinking, no, medals are
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: worth fifteen percent. So it's boring stuff, right. But let's
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: say the Prime Minister of Japan takes it a little
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: too far and he says, I'm going to hack into
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: the dildo, yes, and I'm going to talk directly to.
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: Him when he's the most vulnerable.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He agrees to a trade agreement. He says, you will
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: agree to the trade agreement talking to somebody when the
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: most vulnerable. That was an interesting phrase.
• 40:27
  Speaker 14: I like that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: But maybe maybe.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: The com is the agreement, and then the com is
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: the agree.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: We understand each other.
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: I knew exactly where you were going.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: You want to stop him out. I don't mean to
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: stop you.
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: Is this an alternate reality where everyone knows about everyone
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: else's deal though.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: And the Prime Minister has dialed okay?
• 40:51
  Speaker 9: I can't believe we're bringing in logic.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: When people can hack into the Prime Minister's microwave, they
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: can also appliances.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I can understand you how a microwave. You don't just
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: naturally assume everyone has.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: A deal well, I think in twenty twenty seven will.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I think five hundred years from now, mark my words,
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: dildos will be mandatory.
• 41:12
  Speaker 16: I think it will be mandatory own I think what
• 41:14
  Speaker 16: I think, just use sorry, just have to own them.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: I think, just like just like women getting the right
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: to vote, it will be true in the future that
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: all people must own a dial and what you do
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: with it is your business.
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: And it will be five gy And that's what's crazy
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: right about that? Begin Well, sometimes I walk home.
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: You know, because it's a forty minute walk for me home,
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: and I don't trust cars anymore.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: So I walk home and I think, Wow.
• 41:42
  Speaker 11: Based on what we're talking about, the future could go
• 41:45
  Speaker 11: any which way, right, Like we're thinking about the future.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Really hard to catch a tangent before it goes off
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: in the rider. The future changes following.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Something for hours and hours and hours, and it blows
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: our mind. And when we write it down on but
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: the beat by beat, it makes absolutely no sense to
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: the human being.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: But we all understand.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: It's like the conversation that all the waymos heard that
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: we wrote yes when the.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: Way more.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Like it was a beautiful coming a lage story. With
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: automatic cars, there's too.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Way moos trying to park in the same spot, and
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: then one of them says, you know what, I'm actually
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: feeling a connection here.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go to Waymo Prom with me?
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: It was really cute.
• 42:32
  Speaker 11: It was eight couples of way More cars standing in
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: front of a big house on the stairsticking pictures.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: And then they all got the biggest limo you're ever
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: seen because.
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: It was I really like, they're wearing more parents.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: But but I then my favorite part about the my
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: my favorite part about the way mood do.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: You get in the hat?
• 42:56
  Speaker 13: Ha? No?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I think it was just.
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: Do you forel hack?
• 43:01
  Speaker 17: No?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: So I think in the Way More Prom episode my
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: favorite when it ends and that's all these single people
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: in each way More humans sitting there slowly dying, no food,
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: no water, in the car of a robot and that
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: robot is living life.
• 43:34
  Speaker 11: And I loved I loved the intering of that because
• 43:36
  Speaker 11: it made you think, what what's this talk about?
• 43:40
  Speaker 13: It?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It was so interesting because it was it really ended
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: with huh to say?
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Because we could have said so many things, but we
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: really didn't land on any We wanted to write.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: The cars like cars for or something. It was like
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: we wanted to write us all lightly MC queen companion
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: story a little bits, so.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Many things like what is humans personification of an automodic.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Like we're adding a lot of feelings.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: To the like when we outsource fun to robots who
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: are experiencing life for us, but.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: They're not actually experiencing it because they're not experience because
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: robots can't experience.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then what happens is we have these good
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: crucial conversations and then we just kind of.
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: Go just end it in something weird.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I've got a favorite thing I like to do in
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: the writing with all of you. It's really fun.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Remember when we like to try to pretend like we
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: put the chips on our brain and we go because
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: that's such a big part of our show.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Too many put.
• 44:38
  Speaker 11: Something on and then they go into the cloud and
• 44:41
  Speaker 11: then they jump up like they're scared of something.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I love to try it. Do you want to see
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: what I do? Yes? Yes, okay, I'll give you this show.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I imagine that went back in time and it done.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: It's it was trying to eat my butt, eat.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: Your butt on your butt like a snack. That's crazy.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Do you keep on trying to your episode.
• 45:11
  Speaker 11: Trying jumping on your bar like a lion's bar, like
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: a like a box of smarting.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I keep on thinking, you're trying to pitch a new
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: butterfly theory type of thing. But you keep on just
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: pitching that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: You go back, a dinosaur almost eat your when you
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: crush you know, when you affect the rest of history,
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: and you go, no, he's just trying to would change the.
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: History, wouldn't It wouldn't change the future because if I
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: went back to the present, I wouldn't have a butt.
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: Wait, oh my god, the future cherub.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: That might be so that actually all if not, we
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: have to we in this in our writers room. We
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: have to follow the rabbit hole, right, thing.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: You just follow the rabbit hole because a rabbit hole
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: is human. If it goes quickly and the end is there,
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: that's the internet. And no, but the rabbit hole is
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: the human and go down.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's rabbits. I think the rabbit hole is
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: actually a rabbit. I don't think a rabbit hole isn't
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: a head of a human. I think it's rabbit.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: I think it's a human.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: I think a rabbit has a beating heart, just like
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: can you taype of thing.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, and this is just an acting exercise.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: It ready, you close their eyes? Oh whoa whoa was
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: definitely in your episodes. It was so subtle. Where'd you go? Then?
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: As installed all the tree and American store that's closed down?
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: I feel like I shouldn't have gone second because I
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: don't really know what to do with No.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: That's sick. Actually, okay, I'll put I'll put the chip in. Okay,
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: where'd you go?
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: Where'd you go?
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: I went into let's.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Explanation. I really liked it. The same noise.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: It's efficiency, right, it's efficiency. So I led to a
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: laundry machine, and I thought, what if someone's hacking into
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: the clothes and.
• 47:31
  Speaker 9: Why someone's tacking into the clothes, right, and they're turning
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: all the whites to pinks? What if a red agent?
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Laundry machines can do yet sometimes, but what if they
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: did it on purpose?
• 47:43
  Speaker 14: What if?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: What is the what you're trying to say?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: So, so what I'm trying to say is what if
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: there were nefarious people who wanted to upset the prime minister?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And again it's the prime minister.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: I would just love We started with a metaphor or
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: an idea, rather than choosing an object and saying how
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: could it affect the prim.
• 48:08
  Speaker 9: You're talking about. Ramo prolem had nothing to do with
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: the project, that's true.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: And I really enjoyed MO and we just don't know
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: I do you think we should take it back to
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: the editing bay and see if we could maybe find.
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: Some new meaning in weimou problem?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, ready, stop. There's a Patreon you need to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: get into. It's the artist on, artists on Artists and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: artist Patreon.
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: Drop whatever you're holding, run to your computer.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: The patreon is full of bonus post show activities we've done.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: We've done the Oscar draft where we pick our picks
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: for best picture and we go up against each other
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: and we fight like a war. So drop the thing
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: in your hands. Halt, do not proceed. Proceed immediately to
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: your laptop and sign up for the artists on, artist on,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: artists patron on, Patreon on Patron.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll try this. Oh the moment before where do
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you go?
• 49:22
  Speaker 13: That?
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: It was like you were taking a communion wafer that
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: was like the ATM you the ATM.
• 49:30
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: This is good because when you become a machine, it
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: was like to be a machine.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: And what do you feel as the machine?
• 49:38
  Speaker 14: Nothing?
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: Oh? Whoa oh, now this gives me dread. This gives
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: me dread, and I think we can use it. Yes,
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: right now, go down the rabbit hole, go down the human.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: As much as we want to personify h feelings, pain, anything,
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: on a machine, they feel nothing.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: So so I'm a lady. I'm a lady.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm alone on Valentine's Day. All my friends are
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: out with the boys. I want to fall in love, okay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I want to fall in love with something so bad.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: So I go to my microwave.
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: And then ready, angel, ready, ring ring, ring, ringing.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Her phone is ringing.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Inside, My phone is ringing inside the microwave, ring up,
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: And I'm confused because I checked.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: I put it on the popcorn setting. It's hot, right,
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: so I reach in my phone's hot, ring ring, pick
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: it up, ready, and it's out.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Hello, it is the Prime Minister.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: I say, Prime Minister, what are you doing alone on
• 50:44
  Speaker 9: Valentine's Day? Don't you busy? I could ask you the
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: same question, don't you?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Don't you?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: So?
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: I'm just wondering, just right away, I'm wondering, how does
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: this tie in the machine, still feel anything, right.
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: So I'm in love.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: I've start going on dates with this phone microwave. I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: start going on dates ill in love.
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: I only know the Prime Minister through the phone microwave.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: So meet my mom taking to meet me part right,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: and we're talking, we're falling in love, we're getting married.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: But then.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: He unboots, he doesn't reboot.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Doesn't reboot, and and that's right to me. It makes
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: sense to me.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: And that's when.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: So you're sitting in there after you're married, and you're
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: sitting in there with your phone microwave in your marriage bed,
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: and you're.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Thinking your marriage.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: You think it should not feel something, but you can't
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: because the robot doesn't feel. And that's the lesson.
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: Ok I like that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: Way more carry carry out Okay, okay, okay, okay, way
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: more karate okay.
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: And the Prime Minister.
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: Something, these two rabbit holes before you, way more karaoke
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: and way more karate?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Which one do you want to find? And I want
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: to say none of them lead to the Prime Minister.
• 52:27
  Speaker 11: Say this actually is a great idea because we did
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: choose your adventure episodes on Netflix, so we could.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Do karaoke or karate you awaymo.
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: You are a moo?
• 52:41
  Speaker 10: Do you want to sing a song?
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: Or do you want to hit away moo?
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, so I want to sing a song.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, So what happens now? I don't know?
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: Did you know.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Okay to sing a song? Did you go?
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: Did you go it?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Fix it, mix it?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Yes? So you end up in a Thai restaurant with
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: a bunch of waimos and the other dogs and the
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: other dogs yes, and all my dogs. There's Charlie's, there's Devin,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: there's and they're all saying, go go, it's your time
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: to sing. And now it's your turn to sing. So
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: you try to select a song, and what happens is
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: you start singing your favorite song. We've got a million
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: different songs. Believe me, the rights are gonna be amazing
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: for this rich, abundant right doesn't tim a lot of
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: justin Timberlake songs. You select and you start singing, and
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: you sing with your whole heart. You're singing into your
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: television remote. And there's a moment where we cut to
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: a live feed of Waymos and they are lightly trying
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: to park, and in that moment, you realize you're singing
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: to your TV alone in your own house as a
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: bunch of waimos in San Francisco try to park.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: And that's the black mirror, right, because the black mirror
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: is the black screen that you see yourself in, but
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: it's your screen.
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: Wow, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: I had an idea. I would love to literally way
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  Speaker 1: more carry karate.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: We're talking about how robots said and and machines don't
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  Speaker 2: feel right.
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  Speaker 11: So maybe I was thinking, I don't know, like a
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  Speaker 11: scientist in charge of creating a new AI. But he
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: had a flawed relationship with his emotions because of his
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  Speaker 11: relationship with his father, and so he built like a
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  Speaker 11: flawed emotional AI that turns abusive, and it turns abusive
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  Speaker 11: against him, and he has a bad relationship and he's
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: trying to close it out, but the AI actually guilts
• 54:36
  Speaker 11: it into keeping it alive. And it's kind of a
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: toxic relationship that it can't break. But he built it himself.
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: And what happens at the end, I guess the way
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: most karaoke. Okay Ah, that was really interesting.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: You got me because it was legitimately a good episode.
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  Speaker 9: It actually was like I see this point to finish
• 55:11
  Speaker 9: because the ending was bad. I did one, I did
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  Speaker 9: another one.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm on the heater.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, should we just go around and rapid fire some
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: episode ideas. Let's not describe them at all, because that's
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: really where we get cold blog line.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: So let's do rapid fire some black mirror episodes that
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: we have in the can for production next year, right,
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: m okay. So a roomba falls in love with a
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: cloud vacuum love.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a computer, but it's a computer for other computers,
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: and human tries to use it and he gets confused.
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: A woman with her Apple Watch trying to get it
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  Speaker 10: to turn off.
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: She can't.
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  Speaker 7: She saws off her wrist. She wakes up her wrist.
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  Speaker 7: Other wrist has another Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't understand that. I don't want to get
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: stuck in the weeds.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: But that.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, Pokemon become a Pokemon like again becomes real when
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  Speaker 4: the holograms become so lifelike and people have to deal
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: with the idea that they are locking these little treatures
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: up in a ball all the time.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: In a world where selfies are money, you have to
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: pay the train with how hot you are, we get.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Into a world where nobody talks to each other, or
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: everybody only reacts to each other, so no one's communicating.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Everyone's only ha high.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: And if you can marry someone with a like, but
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: what if you can like multiple marriages and you can
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: be in multiple likes.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: People become having Internet in themselves, so they start selling
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: themselves on the street.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: But it's not prostitution, it's Wi fi.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: Oh good good a digital picture frame only showing pictures
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: of your abusive X. And then you find out who's
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: locked into that digital picture frame and hacked into it,
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: the prime miniter.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: In a world where you can make your brain a cloud,
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: you can swap brains with your very different friend.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: In Apple tracks your sleep but actually affects your sleep,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: so burglars can go into your house and they can
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: turn off you like you're a switch of circus.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: But it's all hologram animals. And after you realize it's
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: just not as entertaining.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: If calories, if calories were phones, and every calorie you
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: had added another phone into your stomach and your intestines
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: was an Apple store.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: A realistic video where a man tries to slap you
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: in the face and you take out the thing and
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: you're not in the game.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: A world where the dentist can hear the thoughts going
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: on in your teeth because your teeth are tiny phones
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: you get.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: A person gets to the end of the rainbow and
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: sees a leprechaun, but can't take a photo of it,
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: so did it even happen?
• 58:26
  Speaker 11: Someone goes back in time to the death of Jesus Christ.
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: They take a selfie with him, and they've become famous.
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: A strip club with the poles are phones.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: A machine that allows you to transport into different timelines.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: So you transport into one where you're famous, but you
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: realize famous in everything you thought it was, and your
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: fingers are phones.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: You can see into the future and meet your future
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: self right before you die, but you end up falling
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: in love with yourself.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: You buy a used Clawn on the dark Web, but
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: it turns out it was the original.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: That's really good.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Actually, that's a really one.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Every every baby that comes out in the neck sits
• 59:19
  Speaker 7: on top of a big iPad, and that iPad reflects
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: a light through the baby, and all the baby.
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: Start to be sources of like information hinge, except when
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: you swipe you kill.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Them face filters, but you can use them in real life.
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: Hinge hinge, but if you don't like them, you kill them,
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: rather like mean light doesn't like mean life or love
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: or love.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Y. But for doctors to use on patience. Oh god,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: So doctors can choose if your body is good or not.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Venmo. But it's time to it's the time that you
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: have to live. It's a movie that.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 13: I think.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: It's one.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: I know that they created to give mouth to mouth
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: when someone is choking, but it becomes sex dolls.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you that didn't have a phone
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: to anyone near it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I did. What's great?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Are we out of ideas? I think I had one
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: popping around and you I'm sure I know.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: What we can do.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I know what we could do.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: Let's do one word story and we'll do one together
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: and that will be a big ending, all right, So funny, amazing.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: Two women find a broken phone and upgrade two.
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  Speaker 1: Another friend.
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  Speaker 18: That's a long line and dare I say, a broken
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 18: phone an upgrade friend.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I like it. That's happened to me.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Let's do.
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  Speaker 3: That was very fun.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: It was almost like a short form of exercise.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: Really, like we found our way we're pretty engineered game.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: We don't like him, proper actors. No, no, no, we're writers.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: You writers right again?
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  Speaker 8: Wait?
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  Speaker 10: Do you guys see the flashing light upon the camera?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: Hold on, are we being nanny cammed?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 13: No?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: Oh oh god, oh god, what's happening?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Flashing? They're flashing, they're flashing quick.
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  Speaker 9: That means we have a more idea to.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Save our lives.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: Go, what do if you thinking that? What if they're
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: putting thoughts in our brain?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: And every idea we've pitched has been by the camera.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: The camera actually pitched all the ideas. Let's see if
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: it's true a I oh you wes? What if? What
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: if the E stands for Earth and we're not on Earth?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: So we couldn't say?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: And the truth is we are not here.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: We have chips in our brains.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: We are the chips in someone else's brain and they're
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: right in a TV show and success in for profits?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: Is that what you sick fuck want?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: Is that what you want?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: You see? You think you're right here, but you're actually not.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: You're merely seeing a projection of us filmed years ago.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: Have the black mirror to you? Do you like what
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: you see?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: We have been dead for years.
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  Speaker 1: I oh you calm.
• 1:03:34
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  Speaker 2: like uh kind of a daisy, where we're like, we
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  Speaker 2: have a core that we're all the same, but then
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  Speaker 2: we have our little pedals that come out of so
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  Speaker 2: the fact that we were all alphabuzz, but we had
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  Speaker 2: little things about ourselves and we could relate, and then
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
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  Speaker 2: Adina Menzel, Shoshana bean On a guest Tire all incredible actresses.
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  Speaker 2: But they also all share one thing in common. They
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  Speaker 2: all play the actress character Alphaba in the smash hit
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  Speaker 2: musical Wicked on Broadway, touring across the country and practically
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  Speaker 2: anywhere you can get yourself to a theater.
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  Speaker 5: Today, we talk to many actors who have played Alphaba,
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  Speaker 5: this iconic role, and see what it takes to play
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  Speaker 5: that person.
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  Speaker 1: So clink your shoes, get your little dog Toto, and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: let's disappear into the world of Oz. Let's listen in guys, what, guys, what,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What what is actually happening right now?
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  Speaker 13: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My freaking god?
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  Speaker 3: Guys?
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  Speaker 20: Have any who's been in a room together before? Have
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 20: we worked together? Who's worked together?
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  Speaker 10: I went to college, we went to University of Mission.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you and me.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think i've ever I've seen you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we ever met.
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  Speaker 21: I don't think we ever met. But yeah, this is
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 21: throat Coat by the way, if anyone needs it, I
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  Speaker 21: don't think we've ever met it.
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  Speaker 14: I love all of your works. You guys are so
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  Speaker 14: I've seen all of you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys play Alpha bah You're so talented.
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  Speaker 14: All of you are.
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  Speaker 9: And I used to be friends with you before this
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  Speaker 9: all went down.
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  Speaker 14: Before I got cast. Yeah, we were in one workshop together.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah right, yeah, we did what was that?
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  Speaker 14: It was March of the Peguin Musical.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, and that had an.
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  Speaker 20: Out of town in La Joya.
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  Speaker 10: Didn't that did?
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  Speaker 14: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 8: Let's go around. My name is Bridget Bridget. I played football.
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  Speaker 9: I did a national tour, not the first, but not
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  Speaker 9: the last.
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  Speaker 13: I was.
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  Speaker 8: Our Our company was the famous company that all slept together.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah you're the Flying Monkey tour.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, some call me the Horny el bhah bahude.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you so much. I am so excited to be here.
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  Speaker 7: I I played, I think I was on tour and
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  Speaker 7: I did this role ten years ago, so it's like
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: really distance.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 10: I have a baby and that's all I think about
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  Speaker 10: is my baby boy.
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  Speaker 1: I love my baby boy. He is so cute, cute.
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  Speaker 4: Broadway No Broadway is so cute. You guys would love Broadway.
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  Speaker 4: I see it on your Instagram all the time, and
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 14: Honestly, give my regards to Broadway.
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  Speaker 20: So cut does Broadway get that all the time?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 14: He does?
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  Speaker 20: You's saying, though, I love that.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it's cute that I said that, right, Thanks,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: it's cuth that you said it.
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  Speaker 1: So Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Phoebe Phoebe's and I was Alphaba from
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  Speaker 4: twenty seventeen to twenty eighteen on Broadway Huge. Unfortunately, in
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: twenty eighteen, I went on a hike and a big
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: rock hit my head, so I have forgotten everything about
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: that year.
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  Speaker 20: This is actually the first TI i'm hearing.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm so sorry. Well, people so sorry. After that happened,
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  Speaker 4: they called me the forgetful Alphaba. That's what they know
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: me as, and it's and I've kind of taken it
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  Speaker 4: as my brand. There are things from my memory that
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: slip in and there are things from my memory that
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: slip right out.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's I'm Phoebe fees.
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  Speaker 9: Were you were you playing Alphaba when Obama was president?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know. I just don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think though somebody's told me no so, And sometimes
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: I'll get colors and sometimes a very hard memory will
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: come in if like a word triggers me, Like the
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: other day somebody said green, and I remember painting my
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: face green every night.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 20: Wondering about that. Is that like because this accident happened
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 20: during that time? You know, it's so draining to play
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 20: this role. But then on Broadway, do you just, like
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 20: in your sleep, do you ever remember the show?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Does it come to you?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 20: What's going on?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: I've been known to sleep saying all the time and
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: sleep get up and dance and I'll do sleep swings,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: I'll do sleep races. My husband is, we are struggling,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: and it comes in. It's it's like, you know, sleepwalking,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: but sometimes people just sleep walk. I'm sleep sprinting. I
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: am sleep hitting choreo, you know. And I am sleep belting.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: I am sleep belting lines. So and and then my
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: husband is shake me, shake me, shake me, and he'll
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: go what, And I'll just what are you talking about?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: I'm so sorry that rock hit your head.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 20: Now, it was sad it was printing in the night
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 20: when still probably dealing with physical ailments.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: What else can hit you or you can hit Sorry,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: what was that?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 14: Imagine?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I've hit my he and fortunately, because of the
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: sleep shooting, I keep hitting my head. So things are
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: coming in and out. So forget for Alphaba Phoebe Phoebe's,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: but we've taken it on.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: It's my brand. I love that.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, hello everyone. My name is Beverly Star and
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I played Alphaba on Broadway for exactly one night, twenty
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: four hours. I was Idina Menzel's under study, and I
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: had one glorious night on the stage. Well technically three
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: quarters of the way through. She came back and she said,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: you know what, never mind. She brought her fever down
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: by sheer force of will, and she pulled me off
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: the stage.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: You're the one night Alphaba.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, they called me one night Alphabe.
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  Speaker 20: But you got to do define gravity.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: I got to do define gravity.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That you did half of it, right, you did half
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: of the defining all right?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 20: The lift right?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: We didn't Yeah we didn't. We didn't get to do
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: a lift.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: Well, uh yeah, but it's that your career oftenn't it
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  Speaker 9: it did?
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  Speaker 5: I got to be the understudy for millions of women, wow, millions,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: unbelib yeah, well, I've had like quite a if my
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: math is correct, you know, I was an idea and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: idea was on, oh gosh, what year is it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I also don't look at me. I don't know.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 8: I don't know. It's okay, but you listen.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, many many, many, many, many many shows. I've been
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: the understudy for several concurrent shows running at the same time.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if it's been twenty years, you probably would have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: need to be an understudy every night for a thousand women.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 22: Were not affecting the math even we're counting were I mean,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 22: we're counting, you know, on some roles, were counting smaller
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 22: roles were we're counting everything because I was a swing
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 22: for everything.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: Because I have a photographic memory, I remember everything.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 21: Jous You Jackman said understudies of the lifeblood of Broadway.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 14: And he said that, and.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: I'm so glad he said that, because it's exhausting, you know,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: to be an understudy, and not just Broadway but also
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: on the West End at the same time.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 9: So those flights, it's it's crazy what you do.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: It's it's really so if Dame Judy Dench needs someone
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: that night, I have to hop on a plane immediately her. Yes,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: I'm very versatile. I think she hopped on Cats.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 9: She was on Cats for a couple of weekends. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: and so I I.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: You know, it's funny, I only went on one night
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: for her, So I hopped on a plane. I'd hop
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: on a plane right away because that's an eight hour flight.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Got to Royal Theater and she said, you know what,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: never mind, my scratchy throat went away. So I got
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: back on the plane because I was no. I needed
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: to be a Skylar sister that night, coming night, So
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: I was back on the plane.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: But I wouldn't have it any other way.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 9: Also, I saw you had like a one line part
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: on Missus Mazel.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: That was amazing.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, And I was actually an understudy for that actress.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: For the Coast Star.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, for the Coast Star.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 20: They had an understudy for the Coast Star because TV's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 20: doing that now.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well you know it was.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: It was still kind of COVID was still a thing,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: and so they were being really careful on Mazel.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 14: Wait.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 21: I think I remember this because you walked out in
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 21: a pink dress, and then I remember another actress came
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 21: back in that same being dressed so did somebody.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, So technically I was a co star and she
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: was a guest star because she got five lines and
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: I got one because she said, you know what, never mind.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: I actually they injected her with some steroids and her COVID.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: She tested pause or she tested negative within thirty minutes,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: and so she was.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll just if you test positive, but I'm test
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: negative within thirty minutes.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: They say, legally it's gone.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 14: Human medicine get better.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 20: The science behind all of this.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: I make famous women better almost to me, because they
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: don't want to see me shine.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: For even a moment's.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Yeah, So I we've now that it's so
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: great to be amongst Alphabus the other one.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I want to be right.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 14: Sorry as long as our introductions absolutely well.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 20: My name is Genevieve Peters. No relation to Bernadette that
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 20: I know of. I know I haven't done ancestry or
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 20: twenty three meets you have.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: He curls.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 20: I did curl my hair. But when I don't curl
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 20: my hair, I think it even looks more so like Bernadette.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: So I don't know.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 20: I was Alphaba on tour in so I was the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 20: standby in twenty eighteen. Wow am I know she tried
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 20: it quite a few times. Was amazing. And then on
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 20: twenty nineteen I was promoted to lead Alphaba on tour.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 20: But I only got to do it for two months
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 20: before the shutdown in twenty twenty.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 14: Wow, they call you COVID alphabet of me?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: That's me.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 20: So because of my contract and because of some things
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 20: I was working on at the time that still not
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 20: allowed to talk about, I did not reprise the role
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 20: in the twenty twenty one season when Broadway was coming.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Back and copy that.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: I gotta say, like it was like, I felt like
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: your posts around that time were so brave because everybody
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: was talking about how many people were dying because of
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: COVID and you could not stop talking about how you
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: had lost Alphaba.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: I know it brought a tear to my eye.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 20: It's the same thing, right, Like it's a death. Yeah,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 20: like a grandfather dies and you can't play Alphaba. That's
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 20: not comparable.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: To tell you, that is what made the pandemic real
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: for me. Thank you because kind of put it into
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: terms that I could understand. You know, you hear these abstract,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: absolutely tragic figures, but it wasn't until you stepped forward
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: and said, I've lost this thing. I've experienced this loss
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: that I really understood. You know, we have to work together.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: Workers, actors.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 20: They were thinking about us because, like you said, frontline work, like.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: We we are, we are in the proscenium.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're performing to.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 20: The balcony, to the orchestra.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: We're living and I think I can speak for you.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 14: Maybe something that piss you off. Yeah, maybe it's pissed
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 14: all of us off as well.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 21: When during COVID they released that incredible video of all
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 21: the alphabets singing.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 9: Let's talk about it.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 20: None of us were, none of us were. I'm so
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 20: glad you brought it up because I've been dying to
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 20: talk about it.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 14: That was I mean, were where was the.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Lost my phone?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: I mean, thank god I have a baby boy, because
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: the whole time I was like, thank god I have
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: a son Broadway who I love so much, because I
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: feel so bad for not being included in that. But
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: you know what, having a son is so much better. Okay,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: I'm dying to hear you talk more. Oh gosh, tell the.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: Cameras who you are, can't.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: We're here with you. First of all, honor to be here,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: and should you be on vocal rest right now? It
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: kind of sound this counts.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 14: This counts as vocal.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 20: We're just gabbing.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 14: We're just gabbing if you're not doing.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 21: My coach told me that I can't go past an
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 21: E just so as long as they don't go past
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 21: and EA tonight, I'm gonna be Do you think you're
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 21: hitting right now?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 14: I'm probably at a B B org whatever you think, man,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 14: I'm going I'm starting.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: From C, you know, as they do on pianos, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going up bag so.
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  Speaker 4: B A org I'm taking you can only sing C
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  Speaker 4: R D because that's the only thing higher totally.
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  Speaker 13: So.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 21: My name is Tyler Tyler's and you guys might know
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 21: me as the alphaba of Wicked Present.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 14: I'm currently on Broadways. Believe it or not, I've been there.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 20: But you weren't asked to do the recording.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I mean because your secret.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 14: But I got the contract. I got the job right before.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 20: That could have been a big reveal for you.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I could have been really.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 14: Introducing you know.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 21: But I've been doing it for a month and I've
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 21: been having the most fun. I've been having a blast
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 21: I really really wonder, I really wonder what you Nick
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 21: Jame is going to be at the end of this.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know because as you no, I don't get
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I don't get assigned my alphaba.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 20: I call you the youngest alphaba. You're only nineteen.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Right out of Michigan.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, they took me out of mish.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 21: They saw me on the dayaag walking around in ann
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 21: Arbor and they said, we need that, we need that
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 21: hot woman.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: You can be so many different things, Tyler, You'll be
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 7: so I mean, when I got horny Alphaba, I was like,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: that can't be my alphaba.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: But it is because they only label you after you're done.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm forgetting true yeah yet.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 14: And I'm not. I'm far from done, far from close.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: You sound close?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: What did you sound like last night when you performed?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: Did you sound like this?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 14: I hit it perfect.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 21: The everyone was so impressed with me. I actually I
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 21: hit all the notes and I did an amazing job.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 21: You can't record a video of Broadway anymore, so you'll
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 21: never be able to know that it was really amazing.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 21: I signed a child playbill, just one.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 20: Yes, we can't get everybody right now.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 21: Yes, my fingers were on finger rest, writing rest, because
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 21: the writing you have to do during during the beginning
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 21: of popular when you have to write, my fingers get
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 21: so so sore.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: When that's what you're worried about, Tyler, your fingers right now.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 14: Some confusion over who my room it is? You know,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 14: I have to write that. You can't use the fingers
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 14: too much.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Can I hate to say you almost hid an e
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: I did it though, Okay, phoebe Okay.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: Can I ask everybody at this table my favor question,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 9: my question, you guys questions?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, Okay.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 10: I am dying to know what got you into musical theater?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: This is great question.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: Where were you at age school?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: No, I don't really, but I feel I have a
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: vibe of it, and I tell us the vibe it
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: was it was something that my mom did or something
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: like that, like I think it was fault. My mom
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: tells this great story about me as a child singing
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: a song, and I can't remember what she would say,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: and I can't remember what song it was. I don't
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: remember my mom's face. But other than that, that's I
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: think how I got in. But you said we went
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: to college together.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: You remember what I was like then.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: My god, it's so sad.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 10: What happened to you? Because you were so smart?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 20: What different now after the memory?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: Well, you just don't remember like you. I remember you
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: like learned like twelve languages while we were there.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: So that's what I remember. I remember learning the idea
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: of twelve languages. And that's hard for me because sometimes
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what language I'm speaking. The languages
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: will just come through me. So the other day I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: was in a Thai restaurant and I just started speaking
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: perfect tide it was, and I was confused. My poor husband.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 14: You're like a Jason Bourne time.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, and that is what happens sometimes on stage, I'll
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: just wake up and I'll be performing.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: What the heck just happened?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 14: Wow?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: Incredible, that's good to know.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I was fun in college. No, you were a blast.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Did you say that? You said I was fun in college? Yeah?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 10: You were a blast.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, great, what did I do?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: You learned twelve languages? I think that's about it. We
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: had ballet together and was she good?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: She was good?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Go off girl, go off girl? Off me?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 8: Okay, anybody else? What made you fall in love with
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: musical theater.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I was doing community theater in my in my local neighborhood.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: You of mish in in Arbury.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 14: As a kid.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 21: As a kid, I did community theater all the time.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 21: I played a lot of roles. I played cosette in
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 21: Le Miz.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: I played Oh my gosh, yeah, my god.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I wonder if amazing so funny?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Oh I was nine. There weren't many Yeah, mine.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 14: Were big, big reviews. And I played Christine and Phantom
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 14: of the Opera. You know, all the high soprano roles,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 14: all the high notes. I'd love to hear you.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 10: And you did that when you were younger, did this
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 10: when I was.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 14: Younger, and it was so fun.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Are you still having fun now?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 14: I'm having a blast. Sure, I'm gagged.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: I care for your eyes twitching, know, no, I'm okay. Well, I,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: like many of you, I was doing community theater.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 9: I was a kid.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: I was pushed into it, and I played actually, uh orphan.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: I played Annie amazing understudies.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: I'm so I forgot for a second.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 16: I thought you would have played her as a child,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 16: you know, you would think you would think I played her,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 16: But no, so they there was a very talented actress.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: Something no I can hear you just nine. Don't worry, Beverly.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: No, actually I don't. I don't. It was a momentary.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 20: I don't know where You're gonna have to go on, Beverly.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 9: We need you, okay, the world, I mean the female
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 9: there's everywhere need you.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: You heal women.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 20: You did, Jack Kelly and newsies too.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: You know it's not just female.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, yes, I I was on and I was upstate,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 9: and you know, it's like I had, I have that.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: The moment is is seared into my mind.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 14: So I heard. I heard that Jeremy Jordan is always sick.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 9: I heard that too. But listen, I heard rumors that
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 9: I want you to confirm on camera.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: I heard a rumor that they are toying with adding
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: you to the m c U universe, the Marvel universe
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: because for the safety of women.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, they want to add you as a superhero.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 8: No, I'm sorry, I'm notn't spoke. I don't understand Marvel.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 9: It's not my pang. But I meant like, like, they
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: want you to be around so you can heal women.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. So I can
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: confirm that I will be around, sort of standing by God.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: If anyone gets ill, if Bree Larson, it starts to
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: have a problem. But it'll only work. The magic of
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: my healing seems to.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 9: Only work if I actually believe I'm going on stage,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: So they do have to.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: I have to go through the motions. You know, No,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: I I love it. That sucks for you because I
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: think that one of these days I will.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 9: It has to happen.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: Statistically, I am responsible for millions of women.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: You would just think at least a couple of those
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: millions would step aside.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: You know, No, you would think that, but I don't.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: But I'm you know, I'm I'm I'm very happy, and
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: I'm very excited, and thank you for plugging that. You
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: may see me in certain shots the next Captain America
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Civil War.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 9: They were remaking it.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: That's big gruel, amazing, that's big girl. Yeah, but how
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: do you get into music with theater?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 20: I actually was such a shy little kid.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Way, what are you talking about?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 20: Imagine because if you look back on YouTube, you can
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 20: find twelve year old me just screaming. Co said Epanie.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 20: You know I was doing all these covers. But before that, No,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 20: I barely. I barely spoke.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 10: Oh my god.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 20: I had a couple of cousins who were doing you theater,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 20: of course, and they were like, tell my mom. They're like,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 20: you have to put Genevieve. And I think I think
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 20: she's gonna excel. I think she's going to start to talk.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 20: And I just started singing and.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: Can I actually, actually, I'm so glad you brought this
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: up because I think it's so brave and I want
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: to I want to thank you for this. The awareness
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: that you have brought to shy kids is so brave,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: and you're all of your activism in the shy kids
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: SHI community.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 20: You are because when people don't.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: Realize a lot of feeder kids start a Yeah, I
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: love your foundation obtc.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 14: Behind the curtain.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: I love it.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 14: I love what you're doing.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 20: I wish we could be nonprofit, but we can't.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 22: So you.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Can you.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 14: You have to.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: You have to make money. Precisely, Yeah, we can't get
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: away will in between this woman in her bag.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 9: We're artists.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 10: We can pay the red.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 20: We never know what our next gig is.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: You're saying, I was so true.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 20: I wouldn't you guys know, I would love if it
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 20: could be nonprofitable.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: It's not right now.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 20: I just don't know when the gigs. I don't know
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 20: what my Alphabove Broadway debut.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 14: Is going to be.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 21: I've been to five of your big have not Yes,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 21: I have, and I'm going to come to the next
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 21: one because I want to see a kid actually coming
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 21: on stage.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: I mean it's thrilling.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: It's like a Deal or No Deal episode.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 9: You're just on the edge of your seat. You are
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 9: just wishing these kids could come out Broadway.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 20: Now is Broadways talking talkative?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Is he?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: Is he a shy?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 9: Kids?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 8: Broadably six months old?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 9: So I don't know.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 20: I don't know, you don't Okay, Well, maybe Broadway will
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 20: be our first kid on stage.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: I would be.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: That would be big. I say, come on stage. Are
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: they kicked out?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: They technically they graduate, grad disciplined.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 20: I just think it's really interesting how you're bringing this
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 20: up right now, because yeah, that kind of has been
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 20: our little secret. If they're able to get on SA
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 20: no longer qualify for help.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: They graduate.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 20: You're right, we don't need to help them anymore. Our
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 20: job is done. But no, no one's come out on
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 20: stage yet. But we have recorded some albums we're doing.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 20: Studio work is going open.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: I love those albums, honestly, I love it because it's
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: just your voice. And then every once in a while
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: you go, come on kids, hear the harmonies, Well, you can.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 21: Hear them on the other side, far away from the mic,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 21: very humbled and insecure, and I thought about closer to them.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 20: We've thought about it with the younger ones at this point.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 20: The sixteen year olds were like, I don't know if
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 20: anything's gonna change, and that's okay, that's okay, But but
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 20: they love theater, they love they want to soul wear,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 20: but it's just it's just not happening. I've dedicated a
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 20: lot of my time to this organization and it's been amazing.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: But how much time is that.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 20: Well to make sure that I, you know, payroll, I
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 20: need to do.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 8: At least.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 20: Forty eight hours a year.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, so much time today.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 20: I get paid.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: It's so important for Broadway performers to have something they
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 7: believe in on the side.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: Outright outreach, outreach, outreach, outreach.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what outreach are you doing with your Because
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: I have a baby boy, and that is the biggest outreach,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: and that is so brave.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 10: I love him so much.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 20: Factors we're so scared to have children.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 7: I mean, we have a lot of women in our
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: industry that are paving the way for us to be
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 7: mothers and do an eight show week, and I have
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 7: yet to experience that, and I am looking forward to
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 7: when I get that opportunity.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 10: I am so excited. That's just that's it.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Do you miss it?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 8: Sometimes?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 9: I do, But I love my son so much that
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 9: I'm never gonna think like that.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: I'm never gonna think about jobs I missed or something
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 7: because I love my son that much and I'm not
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 7: Why have you.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 20: Been in for anything exciting recently that you want to
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 20: share their.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd actually love that.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 7: I have been doing some workshops recently. I really like
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: workshop stuff. We I did the workshop of I don't
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: know if you guys saw like a couple of years ago.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 7: It got an Oscar American Sniper. Oh yeah, they're doing
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: American Sniper.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 20: The music an American Sniper.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: It's going to be so fun. That's my boyfriend's favorite movie.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And I mean, get this, what Miranda is choreographing.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: He's writing the book writing.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Wait, actually, I think I heard that John Krasinski's writing
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: the music.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 8: That's exactly, and that rumor is true.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: John can sure himself.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 20: Man wears so many hats.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 8: He's writing.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: He's writing the like, what song is there going to
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: be an American Snipers song? Titles?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 9: Steep dirty Hill is one that's going to be good?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, camouflage, camouflage?
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: Oh oh.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, first shot heard of the day?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: You think it's just a little bit of what of
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: that one?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 10: Gosh, I'm not even warm.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 7: There's gravel on the hill, gravel on the hill, dirty,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: dirty shot, dirty dirty shirt.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 10: Gravel on the hill, gravel. That's that's all I did.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's great, that's great.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 8: I feel so embarrassed that I just did that.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: No, No, are we the first outside ears to here
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: gravel on the hill?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 7: Besides Lin Manuel the choreographer, The choreographer, John and John,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 7: it's an exclusive.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: That's a wonderful team. They work. They sensibilities are exactly
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: the same. I know.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, let's talk dream rolls, let's talk dream collaborators.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 7: People you want to work with musicals you want to
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 7: be in or like movies, you want.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 10: To be in, like, let's talk about it, like, what
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 10: are you guys dying to do?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 13: Well?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 14: I really wanted to be in the Wicked movie.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 20: Well, don't get us started.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Here we go medress. I don't want to right, was.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 20: Anyone in didn't I want to go? Were you seen
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 20: for it?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Yes? I think I was supposed to be.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 10: I was seen.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 10: I was seen for it.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 14: You were supposed to be?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: I think I was supposed to be. What do you
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: mean I think I was supposed to I think I did.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 20: Or I was of an email at some point, Yes,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 20: I think you did it.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: Well, something is flashing in my head about it's seeing
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: Alphabe movie and I don't know if it was a
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: promotion for that movie.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 9: Or an You don't know if it was a billboard
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 9: or a text you got from your agent, and.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: They both in my head, texts and billboards look exactly
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: the same.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 20: I can't even imagine that horror.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, it's great.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 10: It's must be so hard to drive and stuff.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: It's my brand, it's my brand.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 20: Well, I mean, you're still starring in the show as
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 20: the movie's coming out.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: Incredible.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 14: They have been coming so frequently to watch the show
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 14: and so that's why I said, I got to give
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 14: it my all. I gotta give it my all. I
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 14: gotta give it my all.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 10: I can tell you gave it your eye.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 14: Thank you, just by the reviews.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 21: Love everything that I've done so far, I've given my all,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 21: and and I like to think that, well, maybe I
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 21: have a hand in the creation of the movie.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 14: So I am.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 21: I was writing letters to John Chew and the creators
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 21: of the movie to get a credit as a producer,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 21: because I feel like.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 10: I have a huge kids.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: So this musical has been around for quite a while.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: We all played them. Sure, welcome back, Hey, phoe you
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: remember we all played them?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 9: Are you wait?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: Are you lucid right now? How old are you?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: I'm nineteen and I'm on Broadway nineteen and I'm Broadway
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: and raise my voice, and the producer sends me on
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: a hike.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: Why are you talking? In fast present?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: And the producer sends me on a hike and we
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: go on a hike, and and then and then and
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: why French VP? That'd phoebe?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 20: It's okay? Do you need water?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 10: Do you think huh water?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: No, sorry, what happened you were saying that credit water? Sorry?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: We were just talking. You we a second ago.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 14: I wait, this is actually so tragic, and I'm wondering.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 21: There's never been a roomful of alphabus together to try
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 21: to get those memories out of Phoebe's heads.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 20: You went somewhere, You went back to who you were
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 20: before the accident.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 14: You should sing, Maybe we should.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 8: I don't think you should sing at all.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 14: Maybe you guys want to sing. You guys want to
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 14: sing for good.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe I go ahead to join us and we'll see
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: if I can remember.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 8: Ready, I do believe I have been changed.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: For the better, working more alpha us need to sing.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 8: All the alphabus in the world.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: Maybe join us now? Well, I can't sing unless I
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: need to step in for someone.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm good, Tyler, you take it over.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 14: Okay, I have been changed.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 20: His voice got out for good?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what do you see right now? Just
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: you guys didn't happen time, but maybe soon.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 20: Oh it works sometimes it sometimes I think we just
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 20: all hope we'd be in the room for it.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. I'm sorry.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 9: We were talking dream roles of what we want to play.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 9: Mine is a role, you.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: Know, It's funny.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: I'm not picky. Actually, I would love to be on stage.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 14: My goal.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: My goal is.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: Five acts by fifty, So I want to be in
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: five acts of a show by the time I'm fifty.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: Same show or just different shows together.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: Oh my, I'm I really hope it's the same show.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 20: But careful with that hope.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll start.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 14: Five acts.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: For Shakespeare, they kind of jump to a seven or
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: three act structure.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: Maybe, well maybe I'll shorten it. Maybe I'll shorten it
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: to three. But I would love, I would love if
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: plays would just divide at five ways. I have five
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: fingers on my hands, I have five toes on my foot.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: It's the golden number, five golden reeds. It's just a
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: better number than three.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 9: Rule of fives.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: That's how it should be.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, this is my only political opinion.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Great one, and it's a tough one.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 8: What's your dream wrong?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 14: Political?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Jenevieves, Jenny, what's your dream?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: Rong?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 20: Motherhood?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 8: Interesting?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 20: You know what, though we do get confused. She was
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 20: on the the other tour that was going on the
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 20: same time as me.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: Dream roll, you know.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 20: For me, like it comes down to, like, I would
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 20: just love, I'd love to originate a role started no
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 20: one's done before, or I think this time around in
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 20: Wicked could be really fun to go in for Glinda.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know, well, I think that's really cool, and
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: i've heard about the musical going on. I think you'd
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: be grateful.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: They're doing Hot Crossbunds the musical and they're looking for
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: a baker and you could totally originate that.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 20: It's so interesting because I wouldn't compare that role. I've
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 20: seen it, I've seen the breakdown for it. I wouldn't
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 20: compare that to Glinda. So very cool that you thought
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 20: of me for that, but it's originating role.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: I thought it was great for you. It's a baker
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: that just bakes Phoebe one.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 23: Do I give off Baker's thought because coming from how
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 23: strange when you have an opinion, because it's like, where
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 23: did that come from?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: No, I saw It's like a fragment of my memory
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: is reading either a billboard or an email that says
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: Baker wanted for a new musical Hot Cresspuns, and immediately
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: your face came to my head.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 20: So I do really appreciate that. I think it would
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 20: be I mean, I've I've heard decent things about the show.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 20: I'm not much of a baker in real life, but
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 20: you know what that's that's being an.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: Actor, right, Like, we don't need to play those cards,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: have you?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 10: Guys?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 9: Are any of you going out for COVID nineteen the musical?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 20: After after it threw me from my auffle the time,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 20: I would never support that.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I just think it's so rude that they require
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: you to have COVID to be in the music.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 14: Well, it's crazy.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 21: I wasn't going to go out for it, but I
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 21: just got told by my refs. I being I have
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 21: a producer session for Fauci and I don't know why
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 21: that's That would be amazing, sure, but I don't sound
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 21: like you'm at all.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 9: Song is the Fauci song?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 14: It's like, what is it?
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 8: Five key changes?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: It's really it's like I've seen this before.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 24: I've seen this before. I'll seen this before. We'll see
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 24: it again, We'll see it again, We'll see it again,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 24: We'll see it again, We'll see it again, We'll see
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 24: it again. And that's where I can get I know, okay,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 24: I'm on it in my own voice. Nobody tell me
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 24: how to treat my body.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 8: Okay, ever again, you got it.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 9: Guys, this has just been so incredible. But I miss
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 9: my son so much.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 14: Oh, you're going back to Broadway.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 8: See that every night I am on Broadway?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: Or is he on me?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: You on your child?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be sleeping in.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 8: That, So every single night of my life, I'll always.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 14: Be on broad sleeping on your child in a way.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 10: Okay, in a sense.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 21: Okay, Well, maybe some advice should we give advice to
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 21: the to the young, not not for other advice?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 14: I don't care about that.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 21: Okay, maybe advice to a young girl who is maybe
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  Speaker 21: working in a community theater, someone who wants to dreamer.
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  Speaker 5: Future.
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  Speaker 14: What we tell them?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you should tell them. I really think
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: you might want to just sleep.
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  Speaker 21: Just what I what I will say is be careful
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  Speaker 21: of your dreams because they just might come true and
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 21: you might get what you wanted. But it might be
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 21: a monkey's paw situation. I won't elaborate any further.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, monkey's paw alphaba.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh god, it means oh no, not monkeys.
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  Speaker 4: It could be well, I heard that story about your brother,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: right he got trapped in the MM hmm.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: He got trapped in that factory.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: He lost his arm in that factory, and then your
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: family got paid ten thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Interesting you remember this because that's true that I like change.
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  Speaker 7: I like thousand dollars, but it would cost this country
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 7: is crazy when you get ten thousand dollars.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: People.
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  Speaker 7: It's what's so amazing to me is that all of
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 7: us here are so much better than we.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 9: Were before we got the role of Alphaba.
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  Speaker 8: But also look at all of us.
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  Speaker 7: We are all hanging in there too, continued physically taking
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 7: a lot of beatings. Emotionally, I think all of us
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 7: have learned what it's like to just like be out there.
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  Speaker 7: So if I was talking to a little girl, I
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  Speaker 7: would say, I would say buck up, I would say
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  Speaker 7: open your eyes. I'd say never stop, and I'd say
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 7: get ready, kid, because things about to get heavy.
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  Speaker 10: I would say.
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  Speaker 5: I would tell yeah, I'm sorry that that that I
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 5: would say, don't be afraid to dream big, be yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Just work hard. And when you're waiting in the wings
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: to see if someone drops dead, try to avoid the
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: light a little bit. Try and see where the light
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: is hitting and make sure you're in the shadow. That's
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: an easy way. If the audience can see you.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 9: If you could see the audience, the audience can see.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: So your advice to these young girls is avoid the limelight.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 5: Well, not avoid it, but when you are asked to
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: be off to the side of the limelight, there are
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: certain you know, things that'll make you look more professional.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 9: Wow, you guys, I probably have to go soon.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: I'm a swing for the entire cast of Mama Mia
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: and they all just got sick.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 10: WHOA, how will you do that show by yourself?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: A cise? This could be huge? Five acts.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 8: He's contribute to a Royal Caribbean cruise.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna I The helicopter is picking me up
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: from the studio and I'm going to be dropped on
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: the cruise and I'm just going to have to figure
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: So in less, we better hurry up with this advice.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: Unless all fifty women recover from food poisoning immediately, I'm
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: going to be every role Inma Mia tonight.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 20: I wish we could see it.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: Beverly oh Man, Jennevie, what's your advice?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: I would say, don't.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 20: Read the comments.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 10: Advice, don't read them.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: That's so good because you were getting a lot of
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: negative comments about your posts about COVID.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 20: Yeah, so I turned them off. There's one way to
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 20: do it. Block whoever you want. Blockings, blockings not taboos,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 20: say I don't think it is. Don't watch the bootlegs
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 20: because you're not gonna like faces you make and the tiktoks,
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 20: and just put it out bootlegs left right, and it's going.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 20: It's gonna trickle down right, you know. It starts the
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 20: Broadway Regional Theater, community theater. And I just don't want
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 20: the kids to compare themselves the owner.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 14: To thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I was doing Wicked.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 14: I was I was playing off of a few weeks ago,
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 14: and I saw you come in with a big game
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 14: and you kept whacking people's phones in the back, and.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 20: Thank you for care about theater etiquette, whacking.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 14: Phones flying on the screen under the stage.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: I'm littered with phones.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: It it had to be.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 14: I don't know everyone.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 20: The thing is the Gershwin is my home, right. I've
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 20: never performed in it, but being a part of Wicked,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 20: it's like that's that's our home. You live, no, but
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 20: I care about it like it would be my home right.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 20: And so when I see people record, when I see
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 20: these eleven year olds record. I ran back out to
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 20: the cab that was waiting for me that I have
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 20: on Sandby, because if I want to leave to go
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 20: to my organization, I gotta go. And I grabbed the
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 20: cane and I just started whacking. And they're fine. The
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 20: kids are fine. If anything, I gave a couple my
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 20: number to see if they were shy and if they
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 20: wanted to work on their abilities, because we all love theater.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 20: Everyone in the theater loved theater, so.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 7: Shame stry sand tweet at you and said, who's the
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 7: person with the cane that keeps assaulting my audience number?
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: And it's it's nice of you to give them your number,
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: but phones anymore?
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: I hope they have parents.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 20: Sure, no, And it wasn't Barbara strikes And it was
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 20: Patty Lapone big tweeter. I've heard big tweeter. She didn't
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 20: like that I was whacking my cane around, which is
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 20: so funny because she yells at people from the stage
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 20: and I thought if anyone was gonna get me, it
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 20: was gonna be Patty.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 20: So I hope one day I can have a sit
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 20: down with her similar to this one and just pick
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 20: a brain a little bit. But yeah, I haven't met
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 20: her in person yet, but she has tweeted at me
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 20: four times, very angrily awes and I.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 5: Just feel no it did that is I would kill
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 5: for that so cool.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 20: I did put it on my resume, just special notes.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: That's really cool. What's your advice?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 14: Oh, I already gave it. Oh, Phoebe, what's your advice?
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess avoid hikes. Something happened on the hike
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: where I'm trying to think of the word I'm sorry.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 4: I want to like, but like, even if a rock falls,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: you've kind of got to deny it, or.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, what's that thing falling from the ceiling.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, look out. It's using the force of
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: what is that gravity? I've gotta defy it, defy it, Phoebe,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it fell right next to me.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: I defied gravity.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 9: I think we hit it.
• 1:49:32
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• 1:49:34
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• 1:49:35
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• 1:49:38
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  Speaker 1: Braikman, Wow, what an episode. What's number three.
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  Speaker 9: At the exact same moment. I wasn't the last time
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 9: you did that?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, so weird number on.
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  Speaker 2: Number three on my marathon. I'm so excited. Uh, this
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: is one in a long history of some of our
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: side studios. Yes we have the Dynasty type of the theater.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: Yes we have the Big Bear, take from the Joshua Tree,
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: take this.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: This is a car.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: I love our car episodes. We get in the car,
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: we drive around. I'm usually driving and uh, it's sometimes
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: a hazard. But we've never gotten hurt yet. It never
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't hurt yet.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: No, we've never gotten hurt yet.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: This one is the Ryan Murphy's Interns, the intern run
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: that we did in Burbank. We ate burrito is one
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: of my favorite moments is you know this was kind
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: of an improv. People leave and then you talk about
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: them and then people come back in.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, there's my one of my favorite moments we've ever
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 4: organic with that Patrick, both of us, I've never felt
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: closer to it.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 9: They have the same idea.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: We were all talking the whole time.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Both of the women leave the car and Jeremy and
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: I just don't speak to, we said in dead silence.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: I was trying my hardest not to laugh because I
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: was like, this is the smartest thing we've ever done.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 9: And if you listen in you.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: Can hear them outside of the car still any laughing
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: laugh You can hear us laughing.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 9: I remember there was one part that we got out
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 9: and it was by like Boss's dog.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, trying to like doocet. You guys look at
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: us and start screen laughing because you see what's going on.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 9: I'm not doing anything.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Watch this, enjoy it. Buckle up.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 5: This week we're going on the road, on the road
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: with who you ask, Well, it's Ryan Murphy's Production Interns.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: Ryan Murphy Productions is a grand, wide, sweeping, very acclaimed
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: production company famous for things like American Horror Story, American
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: Crime Story, The Menendez Brothers, Monsters, Thing, and so many
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: other shows that you love. But who puts those shows
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: together and who are the interns that are helping to
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: put those shows together as well? For a lot less
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: money and a lot less work.
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  Speaker 7: A day in the life for an intern mostly consists
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 7: of completing a to do list that to do list
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 7: is given by a boss or a boss's sister or
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 7: that boss's kid, and that is what we will be
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 7: doing today. You will be able to see through the
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 7: lens of artists on artists, on artists on artists. These
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 7: interns complete a task of things to do.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: So let's pull the curtain back and reveal what it's
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: really like to be a production intern. Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so I think we have an hour and a
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 9: half to do this full run.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so we have a run, and thank god
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 7: we're doing it together because I think it'll be faster
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 7: this way.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I actually think having the my in the
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: car will like keep us accountable, to make us keep
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 5: us a little bit more focused.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, but we do have an hour an hour
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 10: I think.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, Rebecca just texted me as saying Ryan is currently
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 4: in a meeting, so we do have a section to
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 4: do some of these tasks before he gets out of
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: his meeting. So yeah, if we could just like double
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 4: down and just like really try to like get get.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: All it done right now, they'd be awesome. Let's sell
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: as Warner brother movies. You guys saw, hey, Derek, right?
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: Not right? Now man.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 9: Sorry, you're a movie guy.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: I know you're big on like film theory, but I
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 5: think we really actually need to focus.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: We're just like right in front of the water tower
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: and it's like this crazy moment were looking. Yeah, like
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: we're in Hollywood.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like we're not like doing Hollywood stuff until later.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 7: Right now, it's just getting coffee okay, yeah and chicken.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 7: So like, I think it's like really important that we
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 7: remember that today we have to stay focused.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: Barbie was one.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I saw Barbie too.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: Ibi was actually fantastic.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 7: Hated America for Ara's monologus actually so fucking stupid, it
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 7: really did.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 9: I thought it was the worst. So I felt kind
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 9: of inspired by it.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know you did.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, remember focus.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, so let's say what all the things we have
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 7: to do today we have to do like a fuck
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 7: ton of ship Okay.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: Son you again, and I'll turn them into a way
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: we can remember them. Okay.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, So I mean I don't think your mnemonic devices
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 9: usually helped, but okay.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, can we literally not dexy drive me to Okay,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: but like literally like maybe just pick it up?
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, So like like literally.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So just what we have to do.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 9: We have to get gas.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 7: The listener should know we're in the production car and
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 7: this belongs to the production company.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 5: And and they did tell us when they gave us
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 5: the keys that that the car might be out of gas,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 5: and so we we did check the tank and it
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 5: does look like we're out of gas. So we're going
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: to get gas.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: And number one of being an intern is leaving no trace,
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: like don't be.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: Literally, and so we have to leave the exact amount
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 5: of gas that was in when we left, so that
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 5: it so that.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 7: We were never here and Ryan, because I think Ryan's
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 7: taking this car to a lot later today. So that's
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 7: why they asked for it to be like, uh, like,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 7: no leave no trays have gas in it, and he
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 7: wants waters in the car's.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: Waters in the cars. A lot of introns got dehydrated
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago, and it was like a
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: bad sort of.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 1: Situation, sing that those interns would sue.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, so I'm getting company policy amazing, and you
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 9: have the.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 7: Car, okay, and then we should also I think this
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 7: podcast does want us to like say a little bit
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 7: about us, which is crazy.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 9: If we have any time to do it. If we have, yeah,
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 9: we should definitely because it'll be interesting. I think we
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 9: all can.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: We can.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: Nobody look at you please if we're not, I'm not.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 5: Looking at you.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, well we're trying not to look. Don't look at
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: a great driver. You're really good driver. There's a reason
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: why you're driving.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 7: So we've done a couple of runs together, I think
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 7: since Derek's been hired for a while.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, it's hard not to look because we're like
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 9: real sure, I think is the newest, right, sugar?
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: How long have you been here?
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: Sugar?
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've been here for like three weeks, so
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: I already knew.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 1: So I'm getting asked real quick.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty new here.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: But I did Derek by Derek. By Derek. That's a
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: good idea, thinks.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's good. So if you if you need
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: help with the card or anything, Jen's got you because
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 5: she knows how to work the card really well.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: The best of the car, she's the best of the card.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: Do you have a crush on him?
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 9: What do you have a crush on Derek?
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: No, he can be honest.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: No, wait, do you like see something?
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 5: I think that was like sparks flying.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I thought like there was a section where
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 4: you guys were You guys had to like go watch
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 4: that one exit to see if anybody was going to
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: try to sneak in walking off.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 9: When we were watching the exit, he kept asking me,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 9: like what my favorite ice cream shops were, kept bringing
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 9: the conversation back to that.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 5: But I didn't like he looks explicitly flirty.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 5: I couldn't tell if that was just like one of
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 5: his he's single or is he or if he wanted
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 5: me to like ask him to ask if we.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: Should directed out am I just look at him, Well,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 4: just be careful because the windows are open.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: He made it. I put it in and then it
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: locked my card and then it's like not reading, So
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: I might have to.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 5: Go to another Well, Derek, maybe maybe jan should handle
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 5: the card because she's familiar with the company card.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 9: Okay, I've been working here for twelve years, as Ann.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see how he looked at you?
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 5: Do you think so?
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Jen, you have been working here for twelve years.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to blow past that.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 9: And it's like the best job in the entire world.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 9: But I also like do believe in growth, and I
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 9: will grow.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, well, okay, yeah, Derek and I had Well,
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 5: I guess he's right there. But like Derek and I,
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to look like over there so he doesn't.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 9: I can't hear you, but I think he's I think
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 9: you guys have some thing going on.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 5: Derek and I had a long night when we were
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 5: sent to go get new sneakers for Ryan in the
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 5: middle of the night because his old ones. You know,
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: he replaces his rebox once a month on the dot.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you actually feel it? No, this is fucked
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 1: up about it. I got to go to another tank.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask them to put money on it. I'm
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: just gonna I'm not going to do that.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 9: This is why are right It says please pay inside.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: It's literally inside. If you have this one doesn't, this.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 9: One doesn't, Derek. This is why literally our runs come
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 9: to out.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, but I just need to find the right tank.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 4: But promise me, Derek, there's nothing like this is my
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 4: fault though. The hardest like you have to find the
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 4: right tank every.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: Now and then sometimes you go to a place. Yeah,
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: it's literally just registered. Just promised me. Happens again, you'll
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: go inside and talk. Sure, I go inside, but usually
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: you just got to go to the right one.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: That we're not It's true. Some of the machines just
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: don't read the card right, and it's just they're bad.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: I think there's something wrong with the gas things.
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 9: I'll be like that, you guys hitting on me hitting
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 9: that was almost inappropriate.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: It was like it was almost inappropriate.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 9: But she was hitting on the way that he like
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 9: felt like his energy was.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: Everything. He's saying, he's just like eye contact towards you. Well,
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: do you have any feelings or.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 9: Like, well, you know you're seeing I've been here for
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 9: twelve years. I have had so many relationships come in
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 9: and out of the office. So it was Ben, Jen
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 9: and Ben. But we've been here for how long have
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 9: you been here?
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: I've been here for fifty years.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 9: He's my best friend the entire world.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: You guys are you guys stated? Because he's I know,
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: but I know you guys live together.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 9: So I've just like.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: What's weird about that roommate? He's an old man best
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: friend and we're definitely not like that.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 9: No, but we are best friends. And I will say.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: Because she's young, and I'm old because and old people
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: can't date.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, but it's just you just you guys kept
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 5: being like, oh, we'll go back to our house, and
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 5: so yeah.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: I just thought we were married. We wear these friendship rings.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, you were these friendship brings, and so I
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 9: just assumed.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 7: But I think this run because here's the thing, because
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 7: we're not technically in the office, right becau. Ryan's particularly
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 7: about deep people dating like in that.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: Happen like the office doesn't allow.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 7: So I think because we're on this home, this run
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 7: because no one knows, like we're on off grounds, right, Yeah,
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 7: I think you should use this time today to like
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 7: show your intention.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 5: You think so, because Okay, I'm not saying I have
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 5: feelings because I honestly just got out of something with
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 5: this guy that I I don't know. I I met
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 5: him at Zebulon. He's really into comic books. It's like
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 5: the dramatory Yah, it's the drama tag and like, I
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 5: don't it's dramaturg who leaves in the middle of the night,
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 5: like literally in the middle of the night, and so
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 5: it's just like too much.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 9: And so I things are really complicated with him. But
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 9: I also like don't want to leave him high and drive.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 1: Keep on telling you you cannot meet a good person
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: at Zebulon. I cannot meet a good partner at Zebulon.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know everything.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 10: Okay, Oh my god, I hope he's getting.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: Direct but okay, I think he's fine.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 9: But I like, okay, I I don't know.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 9: Okay, but you guys think if if if we keep
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 9: it outside of work, if we keep it like on the.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 7: Go way outside of work, well, I think today you
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 7: should just show that like you're available, like while we're
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 7: in between like Aarons and stuff, as.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: Much as you can. Okay, that's really good idea.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 5: Do you guys think so?
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: Jen? That's genius?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 5: Are you sure you're the best?
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: You literally have never had such a good idea?
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 13: And what do I?
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 4: And also I need you to stop going to Ebelon
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 4: looking for man. You have to sub that, you really
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 4: actually have to stop that.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 5: I just need like they just told, yeah, we really
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 5: need to get water because Ryan says that Derek, will
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 5: you go some water? We go three hours, They're gonna
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 5: sue us.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: Actually really need some waters too.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: I was realizing, what do you want for waters? Like normal.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 10: Waters A couple of you guys.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anything but nestle, anything but nestlessly out for like
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 4: two hours looking.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: Up later there was crazy crazy.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 5: You don't think I was being too obvious just now.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 1: I think it was a little slutty, but I think
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: you should be like that is like one of those
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: I sell it. I'm not an old gay. Not an
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: old gay.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 4: Ok you guys, I'm married, but I'm not Oldkay. Well,
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just offending because of so many people. I think
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 4: I'm an old gay just because I say it like
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 9: Okay, So I I think if you don't mind like
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 9: me like like sometimes I like.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 5: Actually because most of my all of my best relationships
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 5: have because one of my friends like behind the scenes
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 5: sort of like massage.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: That's my thing.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 9: I push.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 5: And so if you would do that like under the table, like,
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 5: don't make it too obvious like I would, I think.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 5: I I think I'm down.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 5: Love is so crazy.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 9: Maybe you checked your phone in a while?
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I have thirty messages. Okay, hold on, go Okay,
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: what's going on? That's the group text? Ryan. He has
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: ideas again. He has ideas of spin off series again.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 9: But that can't go to the production interns, but he
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 9: does it.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: He himself to the production group texting. He's just just
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 1: texting us well.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 9: Because okay, maybe you guys can explain.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: This to me.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 9: Jesus Christ, my god, thank you so much, Derek.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, really well sourced. Thank you.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 7: You missed nothing on the group text except Brian just
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 7: like drenching it with ship that isn't for us.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: What's he talking about? Well Ida again.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 5: Talking and maybe you guys can explain this to me.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 5: But in orientation he was saying that the interns get
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 5: puzzles sometimes where he gets we get sent like ideas
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 5: and if anyone can decode what the American horror story
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 5: theme is based off of what he sends like we
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 5: we we get like a special ride along with him.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: I got one of those ones. He sent me a puzzle.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: It was one of those like metal pretzels with a
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: with a.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: Ring on it to try to get the ring off.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: Yet, so, guys, I have a huge surprise. What don't
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 3: get out of me?
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 8: Ben?
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: Did you use the company card for Derek? What did
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 9: Sorry, Ben, just bend on the mine rainbow bell.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 4: You're so bad, We're you know we're on diets. Be careful, sugar,
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 4: just don't just be sugar fall.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's almost virtually impossible to the sugar.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 10: Will literally be sick.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 9: I can think this actually would ruin my life if
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 9: I can.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 5: I tell you something.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 7: Once on a run, have you guys ever like like
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 7: like rainbow belts, Like have you ever done something on.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 9: A run like for you? Like once I legit?
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 5: Once I legit.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 7: In the middle of a run, I was like picking
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 7: up vans for Ryan murphy son vans for Ryan Murphy's son.
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 7: And then I was also like like grabbing screeners from
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 7: his house that he wanted to bring to his other house.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 9: And in between that, I got a blowout.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 5: What because I had a date that night.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 7: I had a date that night, and I said, I said,
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 7: and I like, I'm a fucking liar. Okay, I said,
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 7: all the vans in every store are out. So I
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 7: kept going to different Wait.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 10: Are you.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 9: Tenderizing those things?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: I never thought about even doing that.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 1: I just got to text you the food's ready.
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 3: One thing, one thing off the list?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: What do we do? Oh yeah, I want to see
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 1: somebody put it off the checklist? It ready. I feel
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: so good to happen.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, downtown, we got something off the list.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 9: Okay, have you guys ever done anything? Have you done
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 9: anything like during a run?
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? One time I did an escape room in the
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 1: middle of a run. Yeah you yeah, because during a
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 1: day that probably is not crowded at all. No, it was,
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 1: and it was a discount.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 2: It was literally like, we'll let you come in here
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: for half price, and we'll let you do half the
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: maze because I'm just one. Yeah. They started me at
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 2: step fifteen, which was awesome.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's so fun and so like you honestly thank you.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, loves of He's one of my favorite
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 4: places to eat when you're stressed out and tired. They
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 4: are so accommodating and they don't mind if you scream
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 4: at that.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 1: Ben.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 9: If I had a nickel for every time you were
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 9: stressed out and tired, I wouldn't have to work.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jen, you are crazy.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 4: This is why we're here. Such good roommates this way,
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 4: So maybe Derek, don't try.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 14: To do that.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 9: Dren please, while you're also stop.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to tendrize the hower belts while driving. Some
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: good it makes good. You're getting sugar everywhere.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 9: Walk that company car.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 5: This is a company car.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 1: I'll walk out, I'll make a dip in my body
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 1: and I'll walk out.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 7: Like a w Okay, remember you have to get Bryan's
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 7: assistant that he's obsessed with what's your name?
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Geneviva, Geneviva God can we.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 22: Have?
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 4: But also so yeah, I'll get the medicine. It's at
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 4: the Mexican restaurants.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 9: She calls it her medicine.
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 1: I love as.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 5: Medicine.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 1: I told her medica so upper own as.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 5: Wait, okay, do you want me to pick it up?
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 1: It's under my name, so okay, amazing.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't have too much fun without me. You
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 4: know how much I hate missing out on gossip.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 1: You guys gossiping? No, no, just like if there's any secrets.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: If you guys keep on talking about geneviev I'm gonna
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: be pissed.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 5: Oh right, okay, good luck, Okay, bye Ben, Bye, Ben.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 7: Don't forget so much Genevieva's medicine. It's also okay.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, I know I'm seeing in the text from Ryan
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 9: it's a roller coaster emoji, a monster emoji, a monster emoji,
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 9: and a theater mask. What what do you think that means?
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, theater mask means that it's for American horror story.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we know that.
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 1: That's like.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: He always says at the end, the final emoji denotes
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: which project. It's like a serial number.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it's I guess it's like like an immersive
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 9: theme park. You guys know one better than I do.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: Well, that was for the whole production team, right, so
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 1: that might be for locations.
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 9: I fucking hate Ben.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 24: What what?
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to have like a good attitude around him,
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 7: but I've been working with Ben for.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 9: So fucking long.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 5: Wait, Derek, there's okay, it's fine.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 9: It's fine, Derek. You just put tower belt on.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 5: So there's actually sour belt on the zoom. There's actually
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 5: sour belt on the zoom. And I don't know should
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 5: we call someone about this?
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 10: Wait?
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 9: You don't like Ben because you are roommates or roommates
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 9: and he fucking bothers me. He's so fucking annoying.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 5: I seriously thought you guys were married. Literally, no, I
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 5: can't believe.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 9: Literally, Now, what is he?
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 5: What does he like to live with?
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 9: He's so fucking dirty?
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you guys choose to be roommates.
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 9: It's complicated.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: I mean they've both been at the company for a really,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 5: really long time, and I like, I get how like
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 5: you you kind of like form these relationships with whoever
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 5: you got to town with, Like I like me and
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 5: this girl who I met at we we met because
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 5: we were at the Silver like reservoir.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 9: And you're eating so many of those Derek and Derek.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 10: Here's the thing.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 9: We've been working together since this morning. I know you
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 9: have an empty stomach.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: I have an empty stomach and I'm dehydrated.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 5: Derek, what are you doing this weekend?
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 1: I would don't don't let me stop. You tell you
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 1: a really interesting story.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 5: Wait, but I just met a girl at the Silver
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 5: Reservoir and she was really dumb. And that's my roommate now.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 5: But we but we we get along. But that's really it.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I like. Ben.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you don't like him.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, what are you talking about?
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 9: Nothing?
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: Literally? Yeah, I got forks, I got everything. You guys
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 1: weren't costume without me. Who's got a drink? Dere where
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are there?
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 14: So much?
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 1: So it's crazy, Laviva I know that. I know that bitch.
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 17: She's gonna guzzle it down our bel Okay, yeah, let's
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 17: just get set up before we drive.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 1: Does anybody need me to go get something? Do you
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: need to go get something? I can go get something everything.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 1: And do I need to go grab something for Ryan
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: or or genevievea Ryan said?
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 9: Ryan said he wants a couch, but we can't get
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 9: that here, do we.
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 1: I'll go ask you ask.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: If you ask, yeah, just if they have a couch
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: at the have a couch, and then if they know
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: if they know the nearest.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 1: Have had is in the couch, because Howards has couches.
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 5: What's going on was that.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 9: He doesn't need any By the way.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 1: He doesn't need a couch, right, You just needed to
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 1: continue to talk about this.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 3: Ryan doesn't need a couch.
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 9: We just wanted to spain.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, I just wanted to know.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, why would they have a couch? A booking on Mas?
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 1: You're not domb I like him? I like him like
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 1: I Yeah.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 2: I think if I if a softball league came up
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: and we both joined it, I could see hus hanging
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: out after one. But I feel like maybe he's trying
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 2: too hard to be everyone's friends.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 5: Well, here's where I'm at with Ben, and it's like
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 5: I've only known him obviously, I've only been at this
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 5: company for three leagues. But two weeks in my car
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 5: broke down on the way back from Joshua Tree and
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 5: I was in the middle of Thank You So Much,
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 5: and I was in the middle of between La and
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 5: Joshua Tree, and I didn't know who to call. I
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 5: called Ben because he was right next to my dad
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 5: in my contact contacts, because I called my dad bad.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe be a little quieter with that bag.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 5: I'm trying my cord. Does this shrimp anyway?
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 9: Ben, picking.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: Have the couch, but it's totally the wrong couch. Okay,
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 1: we can we can scratch is thirty six miles away.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 1: Let's put on the chicken.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 9: Does that's a chicken?
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 14: Chick.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: That's gotta say chicken. That's fine.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 3: There's a hole in it too, there's a hole in
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 3: the foil.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 5: Got to.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 9: And did we get chips? Did we get Ryan's chips?
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got Ryan's chips. He should have chips. It's
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: all in the battle the.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 5: Same size, right, because yeah, I got his bigger, I
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 5: got bigger.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we can just take it.
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, guys, it's the rest of you.
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 9: I'm just trying to find his sauce out.
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 1: Stop hiding the mic right next to it. You're getting
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: chips everywhere.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 10: Derek, leave no tracer, all right, we like five minutes
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 10: before we drive.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe that would be good so that we can
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 9: especially because we did get Why did we say we'll get?
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 1: Literally said.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 9: Easy.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 1: I literally said let's get burrito so we can keep driving.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: And you guys made some crazy choices, but that's fine.
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 3: You gotta tostada.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Derek, what's it to you to be B to
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 9: B You're just being nice to be Wait, Derek, what
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 9: are you doing this weekend?
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 14: I think.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 1: My friend, my cousin, Uh, guys, shut up, guys, shut up.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: My cousin's part of this roller derby in Monacito Heights.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I think we're gonna go roller derby nighte. Yeah.
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 1: Her name is hard Knees their own, that's her her
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 1: roller Derby name.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 9: And genuinely what I was just laughed, Sugar laughed really loud.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I'm going to check that out.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, Derek, close your ears for a second. Close
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 5: your ears for a second girl secret.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 9: Wait, Derek, Derek, Derek, we just got another text.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 10: We got another text.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 9: I want to see a Pokito Massa has a couch.
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 9: Can you go check?
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 1: I did check?
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 9: No, want Derek to check.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: We just did that earlier to get Ben out of
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 1: the cars to talk. Shoot about this time.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 9: It's a real text, it's a real test. It's a text.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 9: You literally close them. Yeah, Oh my god, do you
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 9: think I'm coming on too strong?
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: I think down just slightly, but also maybe show more skin,
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 1: a little.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 5: More slutty, Ben, please be honest. Was like being a
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 5: slept just now.
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 1: Proved I was being approved being a prude, and you
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: need to slut it up more.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm so confused. Okay, I'll do my best.
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 9: And yeah, okay, Derek, you on your ears, you stupid bitch.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 1: Make sure not to ask me to do that when
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 1: we're driving. We won't make you close your ears.
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: Close my eyes too for the listener at home.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 7: Sometimes, like as an intern, you don't really get a
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 7: lunch hour, but when you're getting lunches, you have to
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 7: remember to get lunch for yourself because they won't remind you.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 7: So right now we're doing a classic like getting them
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 7: lunch but also eating fast.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 9: And also.
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: There's five different ways to say okay if you're a
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 2: boss of an intern, and some of them mean you're
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: in trouble, and some of them mean.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 1: What you did was good, so okay, okay.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 2: A y exclamation point is like awesome, great job, okay,
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: just o and k neutral k, you fucked up.
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 1: You fucked up bad, and you're gonna be in trouble
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 1: the worst one okay, period, okay, period.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: Might as well stab me in the fucking throat.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 5: That's how I got fired from Survivor.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I sent you that.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Jeff Prope sent me that.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 1: What did you mess up? Again?
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 9: Well, I I drove, I was on the I drove.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 5: The so I drove the company car into the water,
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 5: and I was supposed to drive a company boat.
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: You were trying to do boat car for boat.
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 9: I was trying to do car for drive, car for boat,
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 9: and you can't do that well.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 5: Because like, as a as an intern, I feel like
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 5: sometimes I don't know if you guys come across this,
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 5: but like I take things very literally because I'm trying
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 5: to do exactly what was ordered, and like my my
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 5: boss sent me like can you drive these contestants from
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 5: island A to island boat?
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they should have said boat. So I I tried
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 9: to do because it's like, you know, I don't.
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 1: Know this at least.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sorry.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 9: That's for a teamster, that's not for you.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 5: Well, the teamsters on Survivor have their own thing going.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 5: They're really hard to pin down.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're playing their own game of Survivor.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 9: Most they're on the.
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: Other side of the island.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 9: You know, a brilliant way to hurry up and wait.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 1: That's how it was on the Traders when I was
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 1: paid on that no way, Yeah, and that was awful.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 9: Is that why you always think we're doing ship buying
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 9: your back?
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 1: Wait? I never even thought about that. No, never mind,
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 1: why would you do shit be behind my back?
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 4: We were then, Like I will say though, like being
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 4: an intern. The thing I had to learn for the
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 4: last fifty years of being an intern is they throw
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 4: you into the deep end every single day. You're just
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 4: expected to know things, no joke. When I first started,
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 4: and this is a real story, I was an intern
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 4: at this comedy festival in Santa Barbara and they said
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 4: drive the eighteen wheeler two hours and so right there.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 4: I had to drive a giant truck on a freeway
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 4: for two hours, literally so.
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 1: Literary to me. It was extremely scary and that's why
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 1: I don't drive. Wow, that's crazy.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 5: Hey, John, are there any napkins?
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I give them situation. What's going on?
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 5: Well I don't know what the hollywood?
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 1: Your hands are so messy. You look like a swamp thing.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 5: Wait stop, no, no, no, no, bway.
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 1: How can I help? What do you want to help?
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to help? How can I be
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 1: of health? Little?
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 9: Doing too much?
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 24: What?
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: You actually have some glacamolea on your nose? You'll click
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 1: a big booger.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 3: Where I just told you?
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god healthy? Actually that actually grows me out. Okay,
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 1: are we ready? Everything locked down? I'm not done, but
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 1: let's keep going.
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think we have to.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 5: I think we have to move on. I's just like
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna close the salsa mm hmmm yeah, no a container.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 5: So the next thing on the list is we have
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 5: to get coffee.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that coffee. This is crazy.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, So we have a listen, So I just want
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 5: to check it on this because you know a lot
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 5: of executives like a couple hours ago, said oh, can
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 5: you get us some coffee after this Mexican food?
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 9: But I just wanted to check in this. If those
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 9: executives still wanted that, they do, Okay.
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 4: Great Mexican food right after coffee, right after Mexican food
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 4: sounds awful, sounds like the worst bathroom experience you've ever had.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 1: Were still if we still want that?
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 9: But the executives still want that.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's up to you, guys. I guess
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 1: I can do.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 3: I'm down to me.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 9: You think I could lose it? Is what is what
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 9: Eblon said.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose it? As what somebody says in our
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 1: office every single day. Is there a curb here?
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 5: Noreg Derek, I.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: Can drive if you want to know this is a
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: driveway or a curb and we'll all find out in
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 2: a second.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 1: All right, are we getting coffee or what? Do we think?
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 5: We could skip to the We could skip to office state,
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 5: We could skip to Staples and.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 1: Then come back for coffee if we need it. Well,
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 1: let's check lunch off our list.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 7: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, oh, first get
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 7: that do that?
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 8: Because but I just remember something major.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, let me check it off. Here's my phone
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: three two one.
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we checked.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 7: I'm completely forgetting about Ryan's dog, Cindy lu Who Murphy.
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, this biker's being totally agro.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 5: I think he's just driving.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 9: We have to go get the great name Cindy Lulu Murphy.
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, who is that dog Murphy?
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, I have to go give her edama through her
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 4: back right, okay, right back, as opposed to a front enema.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 1: She's had that doggy daycare right here, right.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 7: So Ryan doesn't trust the doggy daycare to give him
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 7: a give of Cindy lu Who her medicine.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 1: Which is good because it's not their perview.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, daycare shouldn't be doing shots usually.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 7: Usually I go every day and I do it for
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 7: Cindy Lou because she's the only one that trusts me,
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 7: because I've been working here like pretty pretty long.
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 9: So yeah, yeah, okay, so you'll just hop out and
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 9: do it.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 1: How about whenever you I'm not going to be stopping.
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because we do have to keep up the paste.
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 5: Because another thing on our to do list is we
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 5: have to get a halloween tree. Ryan wants a Halloween
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 5: tree for his foyer. Yeah, and it's tough because they
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 5: don't actually sell those, so we're gonna have to, I think,
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 5: do what we did last year, which is.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 1: Go find a tree.
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 5: Go find a tree, cut it down with a saw.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 5: Then get some spray paint, which someone has to have
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 5: their idea out because you have to be eighteen to
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 5: get spray paint.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 1: So stupid, and it's so fucked up for eighteen year old.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 9: It is so lame.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 5: If I were eighteen, i'd be pissed.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 1: Did you get to the Tostada ball? Did you get
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 1: that in a big chip bowl? Yeah?
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 9: Do you want the chips from the ball?
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 14: Can I have? Yeah?
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 1: Can I have some of the side of the chip?
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 1: Just kind of put it on my chest? I won't
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 1: do that, Okay, Yeah, so we'll just buddy, Derek, you've
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 1: got to calm down when you want to. I love chips.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 1: You're always getting things stuck in the roof your mouth.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 10: It's actually crazy, dude, You do love chips.
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 1: My dentist calls me Cave and also weird that a
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 1: dentist has a nickname for you. You must go a lot.
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 5: I was just wondering, Derek, what's your favorite book?
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 3: My favorite book?
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 2: Have you ever read Freaked the Mighty by Rodman Philbrick
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 5: I mean that sounds kind of familiar. Yeah, but I
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 5: don't think. I don't think i've read it now.
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: But this big dumb guy and this little disabled kid
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: and they become friends.
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's awesome, I'll check it out.
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 1: And he sits on his back and they become freakd
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 1: the Mighty and they run around. What do you have
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 1: a book that is? Do you like a book?
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 9: I haven't, to be honest, I haven't really read a
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 9: whole lot since Harry Potter.
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 1: But oh I love the Harry Potter movies.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they're really good.
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 1: Movie.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 5: Wait, what's your favorite one?
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 1: Number three? What about you?
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, number four? So jinks?
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 1: Nope, that's not a jinx what I was gonna say, Yeah, sure,
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 1: that's kind of cute, but I guess if it's not. Sorry,
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 1: that's not a jink.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 10: I'm so sorry when I say the nope came out
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 10: of my mouth so fast.
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 5: That's kind of like how in Yazi that you could
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 5: do like three of a kind, two of a kind,
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 5: like or they do the orders where it's like one
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 5: to like if if it goes in order, that's kind
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 5: of cool. Like I would say that that's kind of
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 5: a cool.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 1: That's not how yatzi? Really? What are you saying that
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 1: two people rolled similar different roles in Yatzi?
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 5: So I'm saying that multiple different things you can record
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 5: when you do yacht.
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 1: That's how life works, there's multiple different We're here.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 9: We're here, Okay, go get Cindylau.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 1: I love you so much.
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 9: Do you have them in the front? We put them
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 9: in the front?
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 14: Eat right?
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 9: Wait, so, oh my god, those are Ryan's Brian's a
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 9: digital Wait it looks like an enema.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'll be back.
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 5: I love you all, Okay, I love you.
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 1: You got this queen? I love you? Roomy Okay?
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 5: What's her deal?
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 17: Like?
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 1: What do you How do you guys feel about Jen?
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 24: Like?
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about her? I mean.
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 5: Like she I hate to talk about anybody, Like I
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 5: don't think that that's really what I want to do,
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 5: but I just feel like she's really trying to Can.
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 1: I say something? She is literally the messiest, grossest roommate
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 1: I've ever had to live with in my.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 5: Are you serious.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 1: Why do you live with there?
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 13: What?
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: Why do you live with there? We have to split
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 1: a bed?
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 17: No?
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 13: Why?
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 1: Why? That's the whole thing.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 4: It's like I was in such a bad roommate situation,
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 4: and then right before that, I was in such a
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 4: bad room mate situation, and so like right before that,
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 4: I was in one of the worst roommate situations. But
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 4: now because of those, we decided, like we have to
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 4: split a bed. And she's literally disgusting. Like, guys, I'm
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 4: telling you, she like never cleans, she never puts away anything,
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 4: and she's always talking.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 9: Shit, Oh my god, that's awful.
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I always say about she's talking and taking ship.
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 9: Because I always wondered like what she was because to me,
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 9: it's like she's so nice that I don't trust her.
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, city lose like not waking up?
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 13: What what?
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 9: I don't know?
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 5: Like she says, did you try this spray bottle?
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 14: Do you have it?
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 9: I don't know how to use it?
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 1: Can you come with me?
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 14: Well?
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out.
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 8: I'm freaking out.
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 5: I'm freaking out.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's because I didn't take my leg saprona day
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 8: or something.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm like losing my game. Queen, You're so awesome.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: We got you. It's open.
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 9: How do I open it?
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 1: Open? Okay? It should it should be back there. Okay,
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, no, get.
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 3: That out of here. Don't get out of get that
• 2:27:16
  Speaker 3: out of here. No, I don't know what that's gonna
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 3: do to the dog.
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 1: H you have the trash? Yeah yeah, I got the trash.
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, yeah, what a day? Huh yeah mhm
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 5: Can you actually open it?
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 1: Great?
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 1: Whoa awesome, that's great, Thank god, guys. That was so oh.
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 1: We were just shooting, you know, shooting the ship, like
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 1: guys do we weren't talking, Sugar. I just want to
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 1: say thank you.
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 9: I freak you the funk out.
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 9: You're We just had, like the problems had to calm down,
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 9: so we just had to do a little bit of CPR.
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa ship, Yeah, Sugar.
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 25: Grab that dog and like kiss it in the mouth
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 25: and great Dane, right, yeah, that's bigger than the human's mouth.
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So it was. It was kind of hard because
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 5: she kind of like instinctively bit when she came to
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 5: because she had.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 9: Something in her mouth, my mouth.
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 5: So if we can make a stop at the hospital,
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 5: like at the end of the day, at the end
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 5: of the that'd be amazing. So we'll go to the
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 5: hospital for me and then we have to go to
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 5: so we're gonna have to go to Staples too. We
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 5: can't forget stables to get for your face.
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, Derek.
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm just checking back in about that coffee. Do
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 1: you guys want a coffee?
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 9: I'm fucking down.
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 10: But if you guys don't, I don't want need it.
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 1: Well, what's next on the list? Well, first, we've got
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 1: to take this off the list. Okay, yeah, let me
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 1: take it off the list.
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 9: And I actually don't know where my phone is one yeah, yeah,
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 9: it would who Okay.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 5: Guys, what's your favorite thing about being an intern? Can
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 5: I have?
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 1: I like the free table where all the other stuff
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 1: comes in and yeah, somebody put out their insulin the
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: other day.
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 9: I like telling Darren Chris where the bathroom is. That's
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 9: crazy you got insulin because I got ozen pic.
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 1: Really mm hmm, that's crazy?
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 14: WHOA.
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 1: But where am I going next?
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 5: And it's just leaving their.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 1: Staples or coffee? Well, we don't know what do we
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 1: have time?
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 5: How about we go to coffee in case Ryan texts
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 5: us that's a good idea to just be on call
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 5: so we can do that quickly. Because he has his
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 5: seven minute coffee rule where anytime he sends a coffee ask,
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 5: it has to get to him within seven minutes.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he likes to get a large, non fat,
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 2: no foam latte with one shot of espresso, which is
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 2: crazy because it's that takes two entire things of milk
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 2: and there's so little espresso. Yeah, little espresso. It's basically
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 2: just a giant coffee flavored milk.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 1: He's a grown man drinking milk. But if you order
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 1: it and there's foam in it, he'll throw it across
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 1: the room.
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 9: Once talk about like waiting.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: Like like what you just said, Sugar is like so
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 1: on point for I was talking Derek, but I know.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 9: That you are Derek, and I was gonna go back
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 9: to what Sugar.
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 1: Just let's focus on, guys.
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 5: We actually have to focus.
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 1: We actually get this done.
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 5: We actually have to focus. We actually have to get
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 5: ship done.
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 9: So let's let's because sorry, I'm sick and stressed.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 1: You're sick, you should have told us together.
• 2:31:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on, get I got an email that someone
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 5: needs to wipe wipe down the office mini fridge.
• 2:31:40
  Speaker 9: When we get a chance, we should turn around.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: We okay, let's we should go.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 7: The second they added that mini fridge, they added a
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 7: target on our backs.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 9: Separate the week from the strong. It is to set
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 9: us up to fail. It is a trap.
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even use it, but Sugar, we should let
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 1: the other interns. There's twelve other interns. Let's let them
• 2:32:05
  Speaker 1: handle it. The fridge. We don't need to run back from.
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 1: You only get credit if you do the fridge. That's
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 1: the only thing they really noticed.
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing all the invisible work of the errands
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 5: when really all the people get like kudos for is
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 5: the fridge. And I just think it's best.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 1: I just got an email was going after Access just
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 1: raised their prices. That's not related to what we're up to.
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 1: That's gonna fuck me.
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 5: How's your acting going?
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 3: How's it going going?
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 1: Well, it's going all right. I just shot a non
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 1: union commercial as a dog.
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 9: You as a dog?
• 2:32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 3: As the dog was?
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 14: Were you and dog? Goshure?
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 1: They hire you with dog rates? They hired me with
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 1: dog rates.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 1: I was human to play to pay as dogs.
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 4: You know, there's local hires, there's also dog hires, and
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 4: I was paid as a dog. And they kind of
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 4: treated me like a dog on set, which is actually awesome,
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 4: Like they gave a lot of love.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 1: They give me a little bed, but I really couldn't
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: pets on the head.
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 9: My friends did dog work and she got pats on.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: The heads on the head. It was you know, it's great.
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it felt a little condescending, but sometimes it felt
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 4: just right because sometimes you can tell when somebody's patting
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 4: your head and thinking you're a dog. And I think
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 4: you can tell that they don't have a good relationship
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 4: with actors who get paid.
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 1: As dogs literally literally.
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 4: So yeah, but I guess this's gonna suck. It's now
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 4: thirty seven dollars a month. It's kind of crazy that
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 4: they can do that.
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that feels like not allowed.
• 2:33:37
  Speaker 9: I hate that for you.
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 8: Okay, thank god.
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 7: This industry is Cindy Luho used that weird dog camera
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 7: thing to send me a text that she's feeling better.
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well have you seen her with the buttons?
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got not much. How are you feeling better, and.
• 2:33:57
  Speaker 1: Then she has a whole deck to pitch the plots
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: of ren if he shows, yeah.
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 5: She's an episode she pitched was actually really good.
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 9: Did you see it?
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 1: Didn't she pitch all of American Hornes story freak show?
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man playing?
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, she said a lot of stuff?
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 7: You know, she wasn't on that pitched the full Marsha,
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 7: Marsha and Marsha episode that was all about.
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 9: Marsha Clark in O. J.
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 1: Simpson's Crazy Crime Story.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 9: Wow, but she detected me that she's feeling better.
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 7: And what's crazy is here's when you know you've been
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 7: an intern for a long time is you start to
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 7: do group texts without your boss on them, with just
• 2:34:36
  Speaker 7: like his gardener or his garden. Group text goes off
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 7: like sometimes like when you have like like I don't know,
• 2:34:45
  Speaker 7: like Ryan's brother at Ryan's house. Ryan bought his brother house, right,
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 7: and when the yeah Bryant, when he will tell him like, hey,
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 7: you didn't.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 8: Put the the trash paills out today it's trash day.
• 2:34:56
  Speaker 9: And Ryan seeing that on a group text, it's fucking death.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 7: But then if I could get the brother to text
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 7: me separately about that, Grian, if Grian can do that,
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 7: then I fix it, no problem.
• 2:35:08
  Speaker 9: And Ryan didn't even know.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I called Grian. I call him crying Grian
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 1: literally always tear it up.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 9: But what I'm saying is like being an intern is
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 9: somebody I'm never.
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 10: Hiding your shit and like, no, sure, yeah, this is
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 10: so busy half the.
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 1: Time, guys is Jojo Sias Dance Studio.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh.
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 4: I actually one time did a casting director workshop in
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 4: that old dance student How much you pay for it?
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 4: So I paid five hundred and fifty dollars for two hours.
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 4: Rate Oh okay, it was amazing. Well the two hours.
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 4: I had to wait two hours to get in. For
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 4: five minutes I did the one audition. They said great,
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 4: and then they sent me on my way.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. Wow. Yeah, oh guys, this is so fun.
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 4: Like I love our little crew, Like I feel like
• 2:35:51
  Speaker 4: this is actually like the perfect like all the other
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 4: interns are like kind of bad and like this crew
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 4: is legit.
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I when I go back to my internship class
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 2: through my college program that I'm involved.
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 9: With Liberty, I always forget your college.
• 2:36:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a junior.
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 2: When I go back and I tell them it's always
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 2: like they're always you have the best internship, you have
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 2: the best people. They're like, sugar sounds so awesome, Like
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 2: there's all this stuff like it's like really fun.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 9: So do you tell your friends about us and sugar?
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 17: Like?
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you what do you do you?
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 9: Do you talk about us?
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 2: I talk about all the sugar I eat all the
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 2: rainbow stripes, all the candy.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 1: Like, oh the sugar that you have because you do
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 1: eat a lot of sugar, and.
• 2:36:36
  Speaker 5: You guys got sugar like like me and like your
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 5: friends like like, do you say stuff about us?
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 1: Do bring you guys up?
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 3: You guys?
• 2:36:45
  Speaker 9: What do you say?
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 2: I just kind of talk about like how like when
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 2: i'm y'all's age, Like I hope I get to kind
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 2: of be as cool as you.
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 1: Wait, how old do you think I am?
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 1: Wait, how old do you think I am? Like?
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 9: Wait, because doesn't know how old you are because you
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 9: won't tell him.
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 1: I won't tell you. But how okay, today, how old
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 1: do you think I am? Fifty eight? I was actually
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 1: kind of gonna tell you guys, not gonna tell.
• 2:37:14
  Speaker 5: Benny got pretty close this time, I know, but I
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 5: think it's because Derek is universally bad at every single
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 5: thing he does.
• 2:37:21
  Speaker 9: And he just nailed that.
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 5: He actually him. I think we need to give him
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 5: a moment.
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 7: Don't tell him, Okay, okay, anyway, no one is asking
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 7: me if Michael has texted me?
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 1: That has Michael texted you? No? Okay, Well what where
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 1: did you guys leave it?
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 8: He said he was over it and I was like fine,
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 8: and that was really it.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 9: Wait, Ryan said, give my beautiful wife a kiss?
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 1: What oh my god, Yeah, we have to.
• 2:37:54
  Speaker 9: We have to give his beautiful wife a kiss.
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 1: Let's candle coffee, Let's KNDL coffee, and.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 5: Just gives let's go.
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 1: We're close, We're right by the house, so we'll go
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 1: over there. Okay, that's a good idea.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 5: And yeah, using to me when I first started working here,
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 5: because I don't fully know the lore.
• 2:38:13
  Speaker 9: But he does have a big beautiful wife. Yeah, I
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 9: think for like legal purposes.
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, legally, yeah, he has to have a big
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 1: beautiful wife.
• 2:38:21
  Speaker 5: Because she like has something on him.
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's a legal thing.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 1: And when we say big, she's a huge six four.
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, tall, big beautiful wife.
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 1: Built bench four hundred actually.
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 7: Somewhere near a trash can too, So I could throw
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 7: away this tostada, so they don't know.
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 1: I also ate lunch.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, there's a good like storage unit in here.
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 5: Maybe I should know. I shouldn't take that.
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 1: We're not grabbing that, right, absolutely, we're not grabbing that.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 5: Oh I just moved into a new apartment, like I haven't.
• 2:38:53
  Speaker 10: I can go.
• 2:38:55
  Speaker 1: I've done this. I have done this a lot. And
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 1: you guys, Yeah, if you guys haven't done it, you
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 1: guys can come with me. I can show you how
• 2:39:00
  Speaker 1: it is. Let's go, let's let's all go.
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, we'll just watch you will watch you kiss
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 8: his beautiful wife.
• 2:39:07
  Speaker 1: That's got to be great to learn.
• 2:39:09
  Speaker 13: Kay, yeah, okay, yah.
• 2:39:59
  Speaker 1: Yah, guys, It's never gone like that. It has never
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 1: ever gone like that. She is big.
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I'm really I'm new to this.
• 2:40:27
  Speaker 9: Does she always hurl you across the bathroom and throw
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 9: you out a window?
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 1: After?
• 2:40:34
  Speaker 9: Does she always say thank you and then throw your breath?
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 9: Deep breath, yerk, deep breath yrek.
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 1: And those nails were new, they were sharp. I think she.
• 2:40:47
  Speaker 2: I think she breaks those windows because she likes the
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 2: guy who comes and fixes them. Wallace, Yes, Wallas, he's
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 2: so ripped, and I think she likes him, but she
• 2:40:56
  Speaker 2: uses me as kind of a.
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 1: A means to break stuff.
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 9: It's crazy. She has so many is the prop department
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 9: giving her more ship?
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 1: She's got all the all that monster stuff she has,
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 1: the weird dead Sarah Paul's in head from Freak Show.
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 1: I hate that she was mocking us with it, taunting
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 1: and mocking us with well, let's cross it.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 3: Off the list.
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 5: Well we crossed it off the Okay, I guess.
• 2:41:21
  Speaker 1: Let's yeah here three, let me grab three, two one
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 1: and all right, bocle up.
• 2:41:34
  Speaker 7: I'm almost like, should we like do something for ourselves
• 2:41:37
  Speaker 7: right now? Because that was like, like, what if we
• 2:41:39
  Speaker 7: just went to that like big that build a bear
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 7: that has all those toxic workers or something.
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 9: Or we like got like a tree. Should we like,
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 9: what if we just did just a tree?
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 5: Should we be bad? Should we get a treat?
• 2:41:50
  Speaker 1: Should we get a tree?
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 26: God?
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 1: Should we go play in a park?
• 2:41:53
  Speaker 9: Oh my god?
• 2:41:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that would be fun.
• 2:41:56
  Speaker 5: That'd be really guys.
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 2: What if instead of the rest of the day, we
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 2: stopped and we played in a park and we said,
• 2:42:02
  Speaker 2: you know what, forget Hollywood. What we're doing is a
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 2: pipe dream. And it's actually just being manipulated by these
• 2:42:08
  Speaker 2: people that are never actually going to give us the
• 2:42:10
  Speaker 2: appreciation we've been seeking for us.
• 2:42:12
  Speaker 1: They promise us.
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 4: We come in with such high hopes and so many
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 4: promises as interns, and little do we know, we're just
• 2:42:18
  Speaker 4: so young and naive and young that we don't even
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 4: understand that they'll never be able to give us what
• 2:42:23
  Speaker 4: we want.
• 2:42:24
  Speaker 9: We have to take it like we just saw a
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 9: powerful woman like.
• 2:42:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's she's chasing us. Oh my god,
• 2:42:34
  Speaker 1: oh my god. She is running thirty five, she's been up.
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
• 2:42:39
  Speaker 3: We're in Bourbank.
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 1: I can't go more than she is. She's like, oh
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 1: my god, maybe I.
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 8: Go back to Bikito, moss or or even go to Sydney.
• 2:42:51
  Speaker 9: Luju, get the great day, come to the church. It's safe.
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  Speaker 1: She just threw that car over.
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  Speaker 10: Oh my god, my god, oh my god, oh my
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  Speaker 10: fucking god, oh.
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  Speaker 1: My, oh my god.
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  Speaker 10: I've never had a run go this bad?
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  Speaker 5: Can the usually easier than this?
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  Speaker 17: Was?
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 5: That was that?
• 2:43:09
  Speaker 7: Do you guys think that like when we when when
• 2:43:11
  Speaker 7: Derek put in the wrong gas tank, that was like
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 7: a bad omen because every part of this run has
• 2:43:15
  Speaker 7: been bad.
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  Speaker 10: Sindello passed out.
• 2:43:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, and then your mouth is literally steal gushing blood.
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  Speaker 1: As increase their rates.
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  Speaker 9: It's not too much trouble if we could pass by
• 2:43:29
  Speaker 9: the hospital, just like on the way.
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  Speaker 5: If it's on the way.
• 2:43:34
  Speaker 9: There was a target on our back.
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 10: Like the second we started this runs, everything's been going wrong.
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like they don't even really need these things,
• 2:43:41
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• 2:43:44
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• 2:43:46
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• 2:43:50
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• 2:43:55
  Speaker 1: we can go to that park. Let's just go get coffee.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Derek, what are you doing this weekend?
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 1: I think we'd already discussed.
• 2:44:09
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• 2:44:12
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• 2:44:19
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• 2:44:22
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• 2:44:22
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• 2:44:23
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• 2:44:29
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• 2:44:37
  Speaker 5: Derek?
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• 2:44:54
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• 2:44:55
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• 2:45:00
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• 2:45:03
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  Speaker 2: We went out and we came back, so I think
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  Speaker 2: we all had a couple of drinks. It is one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorites, some of the songs. It's the characters absolutely.
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 10: I'm just gonna say.
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  Speaker 7: Some of us had drinks because they thought they got
• 2:47:31
  Speaker 7: food poisoning. So they thought if they had a shot
• 2:47:33
  Speaker 7: of vodka.
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  Speaker 4: And I both thought we got food poisoning. We went,
• 2:47:38
  Speaker 4: why don't we just take a shot at tequila that'll
• 2:47:41
  Speaker 4: cure us?
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  Speaker 5: Because we heard somewhere from my roommate that that cures it.
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• 2:48:00
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• 2:48:04
  Speaker 2: quick there's an interaction that happens in this episode where
• 2:48:07
  Speaker 2: you asked how many cars do you have? But I
• 2:48:09
  Speaker 2: was shoving and have cars that I said fifty two
• 2:48:12
  Speaker 2: and he said no cars. Because you guys are talking.
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• 2:48:23
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• 2:48:25
  Speaker 4: how many cars do you have? You go fifty two?
• 2:48:27
  Speaker 4: I go no cars. Did you say, yeah, fifty two,
• 2:48:30
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• 2:48:33
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: Country music.
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  Speaker 9: Where music in America begang.
• 2:49:00
  Speaker 1: We gathered some of the greatest country artists in our country,
• 2:49:04
  Speaker 1: both legends, young and old, to talk about what it's
• 2:49:07
  Speaker 1: like to be a country music legend.
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  Speaker 9: So sit on back now and listening.
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 1: How do y'all. It's good to see y'all at one
• 2:49:18
  Speaker 1: place all together.
• 2:49:19
  Speaker 5: Fantastic to see y'all.
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 2:49:21
  Speaker 5: You're shuffling cards? Play cards?
• 2:49:24
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, we're about to get on the podcast
• 2:49:27
  Speaker 4: and you're shuffling cards.
• 2:49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm shuffling the cards. You're shuffling cards, are shuffling mind?
• 2:49:32
  Speaker 9: Man, This guy's such a dark horse. He's shuffling cards.
• 2:49:35
  Speaker 5: So medicines like a poker player.
• 2:49:37
  Speaker 1: What do you play? Tixas hold him or five cards?
• 2:49:40
  Speaker 1: Life's a game of Chance and I'm playing right now.
• 2:49:43
  Speaker 1: Can't hear a word you're saying?
• 2:49:47
  Speaker 14: Chance?
• 2:49:48
  Speaker 3: Talkin in it right now?
• 2:49:49
  Speaker 5: He talks like he's got a motorcycle jack him on him,
• 2:49:52
  Speaker 5: but he doesn't have one.
• 2:49:53
  Speaker 7: I speak him and I'll tell you he said laughs,
• 2:49:57
  Speaker 7: a game of chance and he's playing.
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 9: Run in there.
• 2:50:00
  Speaker 4: So, if you guys didn't know, we are country music stars,
• 2:50:04
  Speaker 4: legends of the field. We have been around for quite
• 2:50:08
  Speaker 4: a while. My name is Jimmy Coins. I am a
• 2:50:13
  Speaker 4: country music star, a big star. You might have heard
• 2:50:17
  Speaker 4: some of my songs Wheel of Square of Fire, Uh,
• 2:50:24
  Speaker 4: Trained to Georgia and a Big City Bus. If you
• 2:50:29
  Speaker 4: guys don't mind, I'd love to sing big City Bus
• 2:50:32
  Speaker 4: for you real quick. Now there's a big city bus
• 2:50:37
  Speaker 4: with my name Morning, There's a big city bus and on.
• 2:50:47
  Speaker 4: So if you guys see that's my wife, that's my
• 2:50:49
  Speaker 4: beautiful wife. I'm my wife, I'm mom his wife. I'm
• 2:50:53
  Speaker 4: Matha bay Coin. This is Matha bay Coin. She's been
• 2:50:56
  Speaker 4: my partner now for would what do you think, Martina?
• 2:50:59
  Speaker 10: What you think?
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  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 2:51:00
  Speaker 5: What do you think you owe?
• 2:51:02
  Speaker 4: Doll?
• 2:51:02
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 2:51:03
  Speaker 1: I know the date? I'm wondering if you know the day?
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 9: This is a test. This is one of your marriage tests.
• 2:51:09
  Speaker 3: Give her.
• 2:51:10
  Speaker 1: I give one of the couple of marriage tests every year.
• 2:51:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I know, I know to a t We've
• 2:51:16
  Speaker 5: been together forty three years exactly to the date today.
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 9: Or anniversaries.
• 2:51:24
  Speaker 1: Every song I've sang on, Martha's sang.
• 2:51:26
  Speaker 5: On, but he sang his songs. We've sang our songs
• 2:51:31
  Speaker 5: together on our duo album, and I've sang my own song.
• 2:51:34
  Speaker 4: We have individual individual solo careers, and we also have
• 2:51:40
  Speaker 4: a beautiful duet career.
• 2:51:42
  Speaker 5: On listening, one more, come on, let's sing one more,
• 2:51:44
  Speaker 5: Let's sing. We're going to the chapel and it's gonna
• 2:51:47
  Speaker 5: be fantastic.
• 2:51:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, you start off, this is your lead.
• 2:51:50
  Speaker 5: Were weird going on to the chapel.
• 2:51:58
  Speaker 1: That's going fast, We're going on to.
• 2:52:04
  Speaker 3: The chap It's go.
• 2:52:09
  Speaker 13: Night.
• 2:52:10
  Speaker 1: We're going on to the chapel to Tom killing many.
• 2:52:21
  Speaker 10: I love the Bart lyrics when you say mom, when
• 2:52:24
  Speaker 10: you say morning?
• 2:52:25
  Speaker 5: Really because in the music video, we we shot a
• 2:52:29
  Speaker 5: music video.
• 2:52:30
  Speaker 9: We shot along back. We just wrote a music video
• 2:52:32
  Speaker 9: and we look at each other and we go, what
• 2:52:35
  Speaker 9: is he saying?
• 2:52:35
  Speaker 10: What I think?
• 2:52:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a fun little game, and.
• 2:52:38
  Speaker 9: She says, is he thinking what I was thinking? She saying,
• 2:52:40
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:52:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Why don't we go around and the
• 2:52:44
  Speaker 1: rest of y'all.
• 2:52:45
  Speaker 3: Remember when you guys almost got sued by that Motown
• 2:52:48
  Speaker 3: group for that song.
• 2:52:50
  Speaker 1: I do remember that way. You got to bring that up. Mister,
• 2:52:54
  Speaker 1: we all we are all good, man, You got to
• 2:52:57
  Speaker 1: bring that.
• 2:52:57
  Speaker 9: Up, said, we're all good.
• 2:53:00
  Speaker 1: The court.
• 2:53:06
  Speaker 9: He's so bad. He's such a dog.
• 2:53:09
  Speaker 5: Dark horses.
• 2:53:10
  Speaker 4: Nothing screams dark horse, like shuffling a deck of cards
• 2:53:14
  Speaker 4: like a magician.
• 2:53:15
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 2:53:15
  Speaker 8: His doctor says it's good for him.
• 2:53:20
  Speaker 1: Once you introduce yourself, you legend you.
• 2:53:23
  Speaker 3: My name is Donny Shadow.
• 2:53:25
  Speaker 9: Say it louder into the microplane.
• 2:53:26
  Speaker 3: Names Donnie Shadow.
• 2:53:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 2:53:29
  Speaker 9: I doubt they've heard you the earbuds because I can't
• 2:53:38
  Speaker 9: hear you.
• 2:53:40
  Speaker 1: I don't have any, So you've gotta speak up.
• 2:53:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, my name's my name's Donny's Shadow.
• 2:53:47
  Speaker 9: Okay, there you go.
• 2:53:48
  Speaker 1: There that gets switch off.
• 2:53:54
  Speaker 5: They got one go ahead.
• 2:53:56
  Speaker 3: They call me country music's dark night. They call me
• 2:54:00
  Speaker 3: the man who sings about the things that other country
• 2:54:04
  Speaker 3: artists are scared.
• 2:54:06
  Speaker 1: To touch, like what come on, give us some of
• 2:54:09
  Speaker 1: the songs you sing.
• 2:54:10
  Speaker 3: People know me, they know the lone traveler.
• 2:54:15
  Speaker 27: Ah, I'm just a lonely traveler. I'm just a lonely
• 2:54:20
  Speaker 27: boy out on the road. I'm just your lonely traveler,
• 2:54:24
  Speaker 27: travel and travel and traveling.
• 2:54:26
  Speaker 3: I almost got suited by Jordi Mitchell.
• 2:54:28
  Speaker 9: For that one traveler.
• 2:54:30
  Speaker 1: That's a dark Horse song. I ain't no country person
• 2:54:33
  Speaker 1: touching a lonely traveler.
• 2:54:34
  Speaker 3: I'm a lonely traveler. You don't mess with a lonely traveler.
• 2:54:39
  Speaker 4: I loved your song with the one that I won't
• 2:54:42
  Speaker 4: name because it's so inappropriate.
• 2:54:43
  Speaker 1: But if you're not gonna name it, you can name it.
• 2:54:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called fuck me, fuck Me Darling. He read gento,
• 2:54:55
  Speaker 3: fuck me Darling.
• 2:54:56
  Speaker 9: Be nice, y'allly wrote that song before we got married.
• 2:55:00
  Speaker 3: And have y'all met my ex wife by the way, Oh,
• 2:55:03
  Speaker 3: we've met her and we love her.
• 2:55:04
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, I should mention.
• 2:55:06
  Speaker 3: We all just got done being honored at the Grand
• 2:55:09
  Speaker 3: Ole Operly, as music legends, so the liquor is flowing.
• 2:55:13
  Speaker 3: We had a wonderful night.
• 2:55:15
  Speaker 7: They for some reason decided to have all of us honored.
• 2:55:20
  Speaker 7: This whole table here.
• 2:55:23
  Speaker 9: We were all own it. There's such an owner. But
• 2:55:26
  Speaker 9: I love the way they did this.
• 2:55:27
  Speaker 7: They had all the honorees give the presentation, they had
• 2:55:32
  Speaker 7: us do it. They had the celebration, the dinner and
• 2:55:35
  Speaker 7: the open bar, and then they had the podcast. So
• 2:55:40
  Speaker 7: we have been drinking, stinking, winking, and painting, as my
• 2:55:45
  Speaker 7: mama said, and we've been doing that.
• 2:55:48
  Speaker 1: So want you introduce yourself officially.
• 2:55:51
  Speaker 4: I will one of the most iconic voices in country
• 2:55:55
  Speaker 4: music of all time.
• 2:55:56
  Speaker 3: No one hustles a legend, No one hustles a queen.
• 2:55:59
  Speaker 9: Thank you, But I don't need you to stand up
• 2:56:00
  Speaker 9: for my battles.
• 2:56:01
  Speaker 2: I wasn't done stating something independent of who you are, Donny.
• 2:56:05
  Speaker 8: The papers have been signed, sealed, and delivery.
• 2:56:07
  Speaker 3: I ain't trying to get back with you.
• 2:56:09
  Speaker 1: I got a wife, Martha. I love you the deepest
• 2:56:13
  Speaker 1: I've ever loved anything. And that and that and that
• 2:56:18
  Speaker 1: and that.
• 2:56:19
  Speaker 5: You got to tell me your name.
• 2:56:25
  Speaker 10: Many wyomies my name before we keep.
• 2:56:30
  Speaker 9: Jimmy coy Okay, thank god, Jimmy Cohen.
• 2:56:37
  Speaker 5: I love you forever and I want to hear what
• 2:56:39
  Speaker 5: you have to say.
• 2:56:40
  Speaker 10: Many why owm is my name?
• 2:56:42
  Speaker 7: Donnie's my ex husband is the game and music is
• 2:56:46
  Speaker 7: claim fame. I was fucking getting to it, you dirty, dirty.
• 2:56:52
  Speaker 3: I'm dying, Minnie. I can't wait around for you anymore.
• 2:56:55
  Speaker 7: Okay, So how long do how long hold on? Mister engineer?
• 2:56:59
  Speaker 7: How long do we have until he mentioned his cancer?
• 2:57:01
  Speaker 9: How long was that?
• 2:57:02
  Speaker 13: Was that?
• 2:57:02
  Speaker 10: Nine minutes? How long was it?
• 2:57:05
  Speaker 1: I think it was about nine minutes? Okay?
• 2:57:08
  Speaker 7: So so how long how long do we want to
• 2:57:10
  Speaker 7: spend talking about your your freaking finger cancer?
• 2:57:14
  Speaker 10: He has cancer in his fingers?
• 2:57:16
  Speaker 1: That doesn't that sounds easily operable?
• 2:57:19
  Speaker 5: Yes it is, but he refuses to operate.
• 2:57:22
  Speaker 3: You're lying. It ain't just cancer in my finger, it's
• 2:57:25
  Speaker 3: cancer between my fingers. It affects two Hold it's technically
• 2:57:33
  Speaker 3: a melanoma on the web. So you got skin cancer
• 2:57:37
  Speaker 3: in the wib of your fingers? I call him fingers cancer?
• 2:57:40
  Speaker 1: You know that is highly operable?
• 2:57:43
  Speaker 10: And what are you at?
• 2:57:44
  Speaker 9: Stage one?
• 2:57:45
  Speaker 7: His ex wife says this, his current wife says this,
• 2:57:49
  Speaker 7: All of his children say this, and he refuses to listen.
• 2:57:52
  Speaker 3: Ah, let death come to my door. But yell me,
• 2:57:55
  Speaker 3: who wants me to be? I dance with the devil?
• 2:57:59
  Speaker 1: Every Just Dane, smart buddy, It just Dane's mark God.
• 2:58:02
  Speaker 3: Life ain't smart, Life ain't fair. Life's a game of change.
• 2:58:05
  Speaker 7: No, he sat down, He's sat down with the record
• 2:58:08
  Speaker 7: label the day after he got his diagnosis. And I
• 2:58:10
  Speaker 7: swear to God just because I know this record label
• 2:58:13
  Speaker 7: and I used to work with them back in the day,
• 2:58:14
  Speaker 7: and I will get to my career. I swear, I will.
• 2:58:16
  Speaker 7: I swear to God. I swear to God, Lord, Jesus God,
• 2:58:20
  Speaker 7: I will not spend this whole interview talking about my ex.
• 2:58:23
  Speaker 10: Husband, Lord Jesus, Lord, I will not.
• 2:58:26
  Speaker 9: But back to Donney, my ex husband.
• 2:58:29
  Speaker 10: He got his diagnosis.
• 2:58:30
  Speaker 9: The next day.
• 2:58:31
  Speaker 7: He was at a record label and they were making
• 2:58:33
  Speaker 7: a spin off how he could make a record about
• 2:58:35
  Speaker 7: his melanoma in both his pinky.
• 2:58:37
  Speaker 1: And his face.
• 2:58:38
  Speaker 3: Lord, I don't make no spin on what happens in
• 2:58:41
  Speaker 3: my life. So my life happens to me, and I
• 2:58:44
  Speaker 3: deal with it in my song.
• 2:58:46
  Speaker 7: So why don't you tell them the title of your
• 2:58:48
  Speaker 7: new single coming out? So and how it doesn't talk
• 2:58:51
  Speaker 7: about your fucking melano?
• 2:58:53
  Speaker 9: Man, you're pinky.
• 2:58:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's called between the lines.
• 2:58:59
  Speaker 9: So sort of an allegory for it.
• 2:59:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'll sing a song for it if you want, ye.
• 2:59:04
  Speaker 3: Well, Yeah, let's between the lines. Okay, I swear to God,
• 2:59:08
  Speaker 3: I want.
• 2:59:08
  Speaker 10: To make this whole interview by Mike's husband.
• 2:59:11
  Speaker 9: Now you won't. Now you won't because you got stuff
• 2:59:14
  Speaker 9: about you. I want to hear it.
• 2:59:16
  Speaker 3: Not everything in the world is black and white. Not
• 2:59:20
  Speaker 3: everything in the world is wrong or right. Yeah, you're
• 2:59:24
  Speaker 3: night left or right.
• 2:59:26
  Speaker 2: That is why I say I got fingers cancer and
• 2:59:30
  Speaker 2: I ain't going nowhere between lines, between the lines, between lines,
• 2:59:35
  Speaker 2: but between the lines.
• 2:59:37
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's so interesting. When you different legend into twenty
• 2:59:41
  Speaker 5: twenty three, things change out though.
• 2:59:43
  Speaker 4: Wow, like a late Doobie brother. So I got a
• 2:59:47
  Speaker 4: new producer, Michael McDonald, I got a new producer. Doesn't
• 2:59:50
  Speaker 4: remember nine eleven.
• 2:59:53
  Speaker 1: And it's hard kindergarten?
• 2:59:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, waita is he too old to remember not living
• 2:59:59
  Speaker 4: or is he too young remember?
• 3:00:01
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's interesting.
• 3:00:04
  Speaker 5: Lost Jimmy, your car, Jimmy, you're too smart for this.
• 3:00:08
  Speaker 10: Twenty years.
• 3:00:11
  Speaker 3: You're trying to make me do new noises and I'm
• 3:00:13
  Speaker 3: trying it myself.
• 3:00:15
  Speaker 1: I love the background for that.
• 3:00:16
  Speaker 4: That was a bunch of coin jingling noises and fun
• 3:00:20
  Speaker 4: little ketchup sound.
• 3:00:21
  Speaker 2: Can I just call something to what is call it?
• 3:00:24
  Speaker 2: Call it we're four country legends. We're looking death in
• 3:00:27
  Speaker 2: the face. We've seen our years, and we're sitting here
• 3:00:30
  Speaker 2: squabbling over a couple of little facts. Well, why don't
• 3:00:34
  Speaker 2: we enjoy our time together?
• 3:00:36
  Speaker 9: I will say, I will say, of course, what tonight
• 3:00:39
  Speaker 9: was really special.
• 3:00:40
  Speaker 7: They talked about our duets, all of our duets tonight
• 3:00:43
  Speaker 7: together and apart, because we have done duets apart.
• 3:00:47
  Speaker 5: You sang y'all's famous duet Loving the Country, and it
• 3:00:52
  Speaker 5: is a highly duetable song, but you only sang your
• 3:00:55
  Speaker 5: parts of.
• 3:00:56
  Speaker 7: It so far away on the stage just because it
• 3:00:59
  Speaker 7: was a part to the divorce settlement.
• 3:01:01
  Speaker 9: I would not sing it.
• 3:01:02
  Speaker 4: But you don't sell yourself. Sure, you've had a standing career.
• 3:01:07
  Speaker 4: As a thank you, love, Jimmy.
• 3:01:09
  Speaker 9: That's a stand up man, Jimmy, Jimmy.
• 3:01:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And I love your career. I
• 3:01:14
  Speaker 1: mean when you say.
• 3:01:15
  Speaker 10: Gorgeous man you have over there, darling, I'm looking at you.
• 3:01:18
  Speaker 5: You're looking at me. You're looking at me, Martha and May.
• 3:01:23
  Speaker 5: You're looking at me, Martha May Coin and you're telling
• 3:01:25
  Speaker 5: me I have a gorgeous husband.
• 3:01:27
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you you have a gorgeous catch.
• 3:01:28
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you are too much. Meanwhile, I got
• 3:01:32
  Speaker 5: a gorgeous husband who's fiddling with my little mind to
• 3:01:35
  Speaker 5: do that all morning.
• 3:01:36
  Speaker 8: It's so long about my career.
• 3:01:41
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you about my career. I so many albums.
• 3:01:43
  Speaker 7: Still, all things started a songwriter started working as song
• 3:01:46
  Speaker 7: Was that what you were asking?
• 3:01:47
  Speaker 1: I was exactly asking.
• 3:01:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know everything about you. I know
• 3:01:50
  Speaker 5: everything about your way drink wine, but go.
• 3:01:52
  Speaker 9: Wait, drink fucking wine together like freaking man.
• 3:01:56
  Speaker 7: Anyway, if I started working, McIntire was my mentor, started
• 3:02:01
  Speaker 7: working on You're pretty young.
• 3:02:06
  Speaker 3: She's wise beyond her ears.
• 3:02:10
  Speaker 5: Status for pretty well.
• 3:02:11
  Speaker 7: People don't understand this. I'm old, right, I'm sixty five.
• 3:02:16
  Speaker 7: I was RIBA's babysitter, but she was a kid and
• 3:02:19
  Speaker 7: she was my mentor.
• 3:02:20
  Speaker 1: She's amazing like that. I don't give a shout out
• 3:02:22
  Speaker 1: to Riba. Riba make entire wherever you are, we drink tea.
• 3:02:25
  Speaker 3: We love you, dear.
• 3:02:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you're just too small and slimy.
• 3:02:31
  Speaker 3: Mandy, I don't touch anything with my dick anymore.
• 3:02:34
  Speaker 10: It needs to rest, oh, because your fingers are too tired.
• 3:02:37
  Speaker 1: Mindy.
• 3:02:37
  Speaker 3: I want to have fun with you tonight. Can you
• 3:02:40
  Speaker 3: have fun together?
• 3:02:41
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 3:02:41
  Speaker 5: Your propositioning my friend, and I gotta say, you don't
• 3:02:45
  Speaker 5: do that. Don't do that, don't do that with the
• 3:02:47
  Speaker 5: dark shadow of country music.
• 3:02:49
  Speaker 2: I ain't saying, hey, I ain't saying fun of no
• 3:02:53
  Speaker 2: biblical sense. I'm saying fun in the game sense.
• 3:02:55
  Speaker 9: Anyway that you like me to believe that you want
• 3:02:59
  Speaker 9: her to play?
• 3:02:59
  Speaker 5: Y'all see with you?
• 3:03:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Do I have five cards in my hand
• 3:03:06
  Speaker 3: or what? I'm a game playing holding?
• 3:03:09
  Speaker 1: This is an audio medium.
• 3:03:11
  Speaker 3: I'm playing all right.
• 3:03:14
  Speaker 9: Playing solitaire, my friend, come on, let's get to her songs.
• 3:03:18
  Speaker 1: I want to hear.
• 3:03:20
  Speaker 9: I loved my song.
• 3:03:22
  Speaker 7: I did a coastar on Hannah Montana when Dolly Parton
• 3:03:25
  Speaker 7: had to take a week off, so I came in
• 3:03:28
  Speaker 7: as I did a little bit as Miley Cyrus's great
• 3:03:32
  Speaker 7: great great aunt, and I did a song with Miley
• 3:03:35
  Speaker 7: that's my biggest hit, and I'll play it. It's amazing grace.
• 3:03:39
  Speaker 1: But what if.
• 3:03:42
  Speaker 8: Amazing grace? How sweet the sound?
• 3:03:48
  Speaker 5: What?
• 3:03:49
  Speaker 25: I went to school? I went to school, pis and hey,
• 3:04:03
  Speaker 25: uh girl.
• 3:04:04
  Speaker 4: I loved that episode when Miley was questioning whether she
• 3:04:08
  Speaker 4: would go to school or not and so used hanger woo.
• 3:04:12
  Speaker 3: Nobody understands what it was like in Nashville. When Hannah
• 3:04:14
  Speaker 3: Montana was on. We wouldn't miss an episode.
• 3:04:17
  Speaker 9: Nobody, everybody, Old Young Boy Girl. It was huge.
• 3:04:23
  Speaker 8: They would played.
• 3:04:26
  Speaker 1: The street.
• 3:04:27
  Speaker 5: Everybody was watching.
• 3:04:28
  Speaker 1: Hanna, Old Young Boy Girl, Kid everybody.
• 3:04:35
  Speaker 9: Everybody was watching.
• 3:04:38
  Speaker 5: Cat Boy Girl, Cat Horse, Lama, Dad didn't matter, hotel manager, barista, mom, dad.
• 3:04:48
  Speaker 9: Everybody was watching Hannah Montana.
• 3:04:52
  Speaker 1: Honey, I love you like a fresh couple of tea.
• 3:04:55
  Speaker 9: Why don't you come here?
• 3:05:00
  Speaker 8: I sang that song just because it was my song,
• 3:05:02
  Speaker 8: writing one of my favorite songs.
• 3:05:04
  Speaker 1: Can I make a person one of them? I'm making
• 3:05:06
  Speaker 1: personal request.
• 3:05:07
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 3:05:08
  Speaker 4: You actually wrote one of our songs, but you pitched
• 3:05:10
  Speaker 4: it to us as yourself and doing both of the songs.
• 3:05:13
  Speaker 1: It was Bluegrass Blue Cow.
• 3:05:14
  Speaker 10: I have written a lot of these people here at
• 3:05:16
  Speaker 10: this table songs.
• 3:05:19
  Speaker 5: God A gorgeous mind.
• 3:05:20
  Speaker 1: You know that? You know that?
• 3:05:21
  Speaker 9: You know the movie Beautiful Mind.
• 3:05:23
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like that one, like she kind of
• 3:05:26
  Speaker 4: thinks people are following her and stuff.
• 3:05:31
  Speaker 14: That movie.
• 3:05:32
  Speaker 10: But I have not seen that movie either.
• 3:05:34
  Speaker 3: Re So, y'all are actually talking about schizophrenia.
• 3:05:40
  Speaker 1: That is what happens in that movie.
• 3:05:42
  Speaker 9: It's fantastic.
• 3:05:43
  Speaker 5: I really believe because what I mean by that compliment, Yeah,
• 3:05:47
  Speaker 5: you have a beautiful mind, and I mean that, and
• 3:05:51
  Speaker 5: I think you have a beautiful and I think you
• 3:05:54
  Speaker 5: have a beautiful set of leg The way that you
• 3:05:57
  Speaker 5: talk about my tents, it makes me blush from hell
• 3:05:59
  Speaker 5: to hot.
• 3:06:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even talk to her like that. Now, Can you.
• 3:06:04
  Speaker 14: Like him?
• 3:06:04
  Speaker 9: He's expressly said he doesn't like him.
• 3:06:06
  Speaker 1: He wish what are the only thing I dislike about
• 3:06:10
  Speaker 1: my wife? Want me? He's not a.
• 3:06:12
  Speaker 5: Perfect body, except I wish I could eliminate two things.
• 3:06:17
  Speaker 1: And people think the tits.
• 3:06:18
  Speaker 9: Are one item honestly together, it's like a combo.
• 3:06:21
  Speaker 1: You have done a submarine job on them. It's insane.
• 3:06:24
  Speaker 4: They become one kind of thing that floats in the water.
• 3:06:28
  Speaker 4: Raine job, Well, they look like a submarine. Are you
• 3:06:32
  Speaker 4: applying my.
• 3:06:33
  Speaker 9: Tips float below the water in the hot tub?
• 3:06:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not implying I've seen the honey, but I love
• 3:06:39
  Speaker 4: you like honey early in the morning.
• 3:06:41
  Speaker 14: Oh I love.
• 3:06:44
  Speaker 3: Can y'all sing that song honey and Vinegar as y'all
• 3:06:47
  Speaker 3: were just started. You were quoting it just.
• 3:06:48
  Speaker 5: Now, Well, of course we were quoting it just now.
• 3:06:51
  Speaker 5: I bet I guess we're on the spot.
• 3:06:53
  Speaker 1: But boom, boom boom. I love you like honey in
• 3:06:56
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 3:07:00
  Speaker 9: I love you like vinegar.
• 3:07:03
  Speaker 13: In the night.
• 3:07:04
  Speaker 1: I love you like milk and tea in the afternoon light.
• 3:07:10
  Speaker 9: I love you like.
• 3:07:11
  Speaker 5: Milk and tea and some booba.
• 3:07:14
  Speaker 9: That'll be fine.
• 3:07:15
  Speaker 1: That'll be fine, that'll be fine.
• 3:07:18
  Speaker 4: Oh that'll be Finet's sing along.
• 3:07:21
  Speaker 9: That'll be fine. That'll be fine, lack quits Annie time
• 3:07:27
  Speaker 9: of night.
• 3:07:28
  Speaker 1: We love liquids as a couple. We love liquids as
• 3:07:32
  Speaker 1: a friend.
• 3:07:33
  Speaker 5: We love liquid as neighbors, as actactors and ken we
• 3:07:39
  Speaker 5: love liquid, and we love each other. I guess we
• 3:07:48
  Speaker 5: can't go until he tells.
• 3:07:49
  Speaker 9: Us to just talk.
• 3:07:54
  Speaker 1: Can you sing? I requested this, so I requested Bluegrass,
• 3:07:57
  Speaker 1: Blue Cow.
• 3:07:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, this is your duet.
• 3:07:59
  Speaker 1: Though y'all know you got you should do it. We
• 3:08:01
  Speaker 1: are not going to sing another one.
• 3:08:04
  Speaker 9: It's like the Dolly Whitney Houston thing.
• 3:08:07
  Speaker 10: Oh, don't put that on that because it's monumental.
• 3:08:11
  Speaker 1: I remember, Mindy, you and I were together when you
• 3:08:14
  Speaker 1: sang this song and it was so beautiful.
• 3:08:18
  Speaker 3: I remember we renewed our vows after you finished.
• 3:08:20
  Speaker 1: Singing it to me.
• 3:08:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I wrote it for y'all.
• 3:08:23
  Speaker 9: I think what was going on with you too. You
• 3:08:26
  Speaker 9: had just had your first child.
• 3:08:28
  Speaker 5: We had our first style, and we were having some
• 3:08:31
  Speaker 5: issues postpartum because he was afraid of a dopper.
• 3:08:35
  Speaker 1: I was very postpartum. I was extremely postparted.
• 3:08:39
  Speaker 5: We were having postpartum depression, and that he was having it,
• 3:08:42
  Speaker 5: but only was short term depression.
• 3:08:44
  Speaker 9: It was every time I saw a poopy dop, I
• 3:08:47
  Speaker 9: was confused.
• 3:08:48
  Speaker 4: I've never seen poopy like that before that. I'm just
• 3:08:52
  Speaker 4: doing my best with a new kid, and I.
• 3:08:54
  Speaker 3: Don't know what.
• 3:08:55
  Speaker 5: Can he make a big show of it. He'd say, no, no, no, Martha,
• 3:08:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna clean the doppers.
• 3:09:00
  Speaker 4: He'd say that everything I say, I'm gonna clean that.
• 3:09:02
  Speaker 4: You kept on saying we can throw it away, and
• 3:09:04
  Speaker 4: I say I'm going to clean it. But getting back
• 3:09:06
  Speaker 4: to it, you presented us with this song right at
• 3:09:09
  Speaker 4: that time, blue Grass blue Cow.
• 3:09:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think Martha and I, yeah, exact, Martha and
• 3:09:16
  Speaker 7: I had gotten wine because we drink wine like fucking man.
• 3:09:19
  Speaker 5: We drink wine like fucking man.
• 3:09:22
  Speaker 9: That okay, Donnie, shut up, so.
• 3:09:25
  Speaker 1: We had come can you sing the fucking song?
• 3:09:28
  Speaker 14: Already?
• 3:09:32
  Speaker 9: Shut up?
• 3:09:33
  Speaker 5: Jimmy, I want my girl backstory.
• 3:09:35
  Speaker 10: This country couples together. We're just stealing on.
• 3:09:39
  Speaker 5: Why like it that you like when I hit you
• 3:09:42
  Speaker 5: go ahead?
• 3:09:42
  Speaker 9: Okay blue?
• 3:09:43
  Speaker 1: This is blue grass.
• 3:09:47
  Speaker 10: Cow.
• 3:09:48
  Speaker 9: I wrote it for them after you heard telling me
• 3:09:50
  Speaker 9: that he was scared of the dopper?
• 3:09:51
  Speaker 1: Who it is?
• 3:09:56
  Speaker 9: That's that's a.
• 3:09:59
  Speaker 1: Singing clarifying.
• 3:10:01
  Speaker 5: She's so resourceful.
• 3:10:03
  Speaker 8: There's a sound in your voice when you change his poop.
• 3:10:10
  Speaker 8: There's sound that I can't remain, that I can't recognize.
• 3:10:22
  Speaker 1: There's a sound in his.
• 3:10:24
  Speaker 7: Voice when I ask him change the poop, be diaper.
• 3:10:30
  Speaker 1: Now it's blue in the phase, it's blue.
• 3:10:37
  Speaker 8: The car.
• 3:10:40
  Speaker 1: Still brings me to cry.
• 3:10:42
  Speaker 10: Everybody, I'm not meant to sing it.
• 3:10:43
  Speaker 1: You can hear my vocals.
• 3:10:44
  Speaker 3: Don't say it's beautiful, and I know, and I say
• 3:10:47
  Speaker 3: this in all positivity, it's beautiful because if it's imperfections, See.
• 3:10:54
  Speaker 7: This is why we never blasted. Because I hear, I
• 3:10:57
  Speaker 7: hear that he's giving me notes. What are your notes
• 3:10:59
  Speaker 7: on a song?
• 3:11:00
  Speaker 1: Donny, I ain't got no note.
• 3:11:02
  Speaker 10: What are your notes on the song?
• 3:11:04
  Speaker 3: Any notes I have between me and the devil? I
• 3:11:07
  Speaker 3: loved the song and I always did.
• 3:11:10
  Speaker 9: I'll be real this is the horniest man I've ever seen.
• 3:11:13
  Speaker 5: I've never seen a man more a trained into an
• 3:11:15
  Speaker 5: ex wife in a way that is.
• 3:11:18
  Speaker 3: So, it is so all power, ripping for it, ripping
• 3:11:22
  Speaker 3: the problem, meaning is you want a problem, that's the problem.
• 3:11:26
  Speaker 3: I ain't got no problem. I love you for everything
• 3:11:29
  Speaker 3: you are, and I love your flaws even more than
• 3:11:32
  Speaker 3: your positive trait. Maybe that's why I wrote my song
• 3:11:37
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 3:11:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, I want you to sing that song. But before
• 3:11:40
  Speaker 7: you sing that, I want to talk about Alka Selsa,
• 3:11:42
  Speaker 7: your girlfriend.
• 3:11:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, we can talk about Alki. We can talk about
• 3:11:46
  Speaker 3: Alki if you want.
• 3:11:47
  Speaker 1: He's a model from the from.
• 3:11:49
  Speaker 9: Norway, and she's gorgeous.
• 3:11:53
  Speaker 3: Her name is filthy with home lots all over it.
• 3:11:59
  Speaker 1: It pronounced Elka Seltzer, but it's spelled like fewer bard.
• 3:12:03
  Speaker 3: Her name wounds with him olots like freckles on her name.
• 3:12:11
  Speaker 5: Well that now, because a lot of people, I will
• 3:12:14
  Speaker 5: say a lot of people have trashed your most recent album,
• 3:12:17
  Speaker 5: but I will say umblots are like freckles on her name.
• 3:12:21
  Speaker 9: It's one of the most heartbreaking songs I've ever done.
• 3:12:26
  Speaker 3: I won't sing that right now.
• 3:12:27
  Speaker 9: I don't want to sing it.
• 3:12:29
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, don't make me bag because that's so interesting,
• 3:12:32
  Speaker 5: because to bring Sweden into the world of countrybutes. I'm
• 3:12:37
  Speaker 5: a masterful in a camp.
• 3:12:39
  Speaker 9: And how the sencer went on Call your.
• 3:12:40
  Speaker 3: Daddy, she did.
• 3:12:47
  Speaker 1: Pretty crazy.
• 3:12:49
  Speaker 3: She talked all about me. And I'm gonna have to
• 3:12:52
  Speaker 3: call MICHAELA. Oakland, who doesn't host that podcast.
• 3:13:00
  Speaker 5: That's what she does brain Stones.
• 3:13:05
  Speaker 10: Listen.
• 3:13:06
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be clear and I'm gonna be open.
• 3:13:08
  Speaker 7: I know we've had a couple of drinks, and I
• 3:13:10
  Speaker 7: know you're looking at me like you looked at me
• 3:13:12
  Speaker 7: twenty years ago.
• 3:13:12
  Speaker 9: And I'm just gonna say something.
• 3:13:14
  Speaker 7: I sang that bluegrass song that I haven't sang a
• 3:13:15
  Speaker 7: long time for these two lovers that I love so dearly.
• 3:13:18
  Speaker 5: Oh Stalp, it's our anniversary stalk.
• 3:13:21
  Speaker 9: Oh my lea, please stop.
• 3:13:23
  Speaker 5: We can't think about it tonight. We've been thinking about
• 3:13:25
  Speaker 5: it since breakfast. We're exhausted.
• 3:13:27
  Speaker 1: It's exhausted.
• 3:13:28
  Speaker 9: It's exhausting to think about the years go ahead.
• 3:13:31
  Speaker 7: But I'll say I've been thinking about you today and
• 3:13:33
  Speaker 7: I've been thinking about you tonight. But I don't want
• 3:13:35
  Speaker 7: to get near the devil in the Devil's ways, because
• 3:13:38
  Speaker 7: then I remember an interview I saw of al Caasetzer
• 3:13:43
  Speaker 7: on cole Or Daddy, and she talked about she talked
• 3:13:51
  Speaker 7: about you and her buy an engagement rinks.
• 3:13:56
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 3:13:56
  Speaker 5: Wow, Now that's tough.
• 3:13:58
  Speaker 9: That's gotta be tough to he I'm so sorry, and listen.
• 3:14:01
  Speaker 8: We signed the newspapers a long time ago.
• 3:14:04
  Speaker 7: But it's all these countries listen in the country music scene,
• 3:14:06
  Speaker 7: which people don't realize. In the country music scene, we
• 3:14:09
  Speaker 7: especially as legends like we see each.
• 3:14:13
  Speaker 9: Other a lot, and we have a lot of music
• 3:14:15
  Speaker 9: we have. We have so much care along.
• 3:14:18
  Speaker 5: Because there's so many there's only so many lifetime achievement
• 3:14:21
  Speaker 5: awards you can get before you run into the same
• 3:14:24
  Speaker 5: people over and over.
• 3:14:26
  Speaker 1: From the mouth of Angels, Miny, I need to ask you.
• 3:14:30
  Speaker 3: Did you listen to my new album at.
• 3:14:32
  Speaker 10: All, the one about your finger cancer.
• 3:14:35
  Speaker 4: No, that's the one that's going to be released. Yeah,
• 3:14:38
  Speaker 4: so you should have listened to it. We listened to it.
• 3:14:41
  Speaker 1: Because there's a song on it. There's a song on
• 3:14:44
  Speaker 1: it called ring Shopping.
• 3:14:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and I thought they talked about it on Call
• 3:14:48
  Speaker 9: Her Daddy.
• 3:14:49
  Speaker 3: But have you listened to it, Mindy? Have you listen
• 3:14:53
  Speaker 3: to it?
• 3:14:54
  Speaker 9: Play for me? Now because I haven't.
• 3:14:56
  Speaker 1: Hear we need you. Jimmy picks up the good guitar. No,
• 3:15:00
  Speaker 1: I'm doing the song. Jimmy picked up the guitar. Okay,
• 3:15:03
  Speaker 1: I'll play with Do you want to hear it or not?
• 3:15:06
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I'm ready.
• 3:15:07
  Speaker 10: Wait, Martha, get over here.
• 3:15:09
  Speaker 5: Okay one second, hold on, hold on. My girl needs me.
• 3:15:12
  Speaker 10: We get wine. We need to talk.
• 3:15:14
  Speaker 5: Come okay, tell me what's going on.
• 3:15:17
  Speaker 1: Play the song. Let's do it now, he can do.
• 3:15:19
  Speaker 5: You can do it because here's the thing. If you're
• 3:15:22
  Speaker 5: not ready for it, then he wins, right, he went,
• 3:15:26
  Speaker 5: it's okay. So you got to be so ready for
• 3:15:28
  Speaker 5: it that you don't give a ship even at all?
• 3:15:30
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 3:15:30
  Speaker 9: Should I act like I'm not ready for it?
• 3:15:32
  Speaker 5: So I like you're ready for it. Act like you're
• 3:15:35
  Speaker 5: so ready for it that you don't even notice. I
• 3:15:37
  Speaker 5: act like you can't even hear them.
• 3:15:39
  Speaker 7: I act like it's just like what you like, I'm
• 3:15:43
  Speaker 7: ready for it, he told me, like I can't the
• 3:15:46
  Speaker 7: game sheet?
• 3:15:47
  Speaker 1: Would you believe we play these games every day?
• 3:15:51
  Speaker 3: Jimmy, what what do you think these women are even
• 3:15:54
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 3:15:55
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 3:15:55
  Speaker 1: I have no idea When they hit a certain decibel.
• 3:15:58
  Speaker 1: I can't hear it.
• 3:15:59
  Speaker 3: I can't hear it.
• 3:16:00
  Speaker 5: Take a ship of this great yet?
• 3:16:02
  Speaker 10: What this green?
• 3:16:03
  Speaker 14: Yet? Oh?
• 3:16:04
  Speaker 5: I look, take a sip of this great show.
• 3:16:08
  Speaker 10: And I want you.
• 3:16:09
  Speaker 5: I want you to pread it. I want you to
• 3:16:10
  Speaker 5: repeat after me.
• 3:16:12
  Speaker 10: Martha, you're a crazy woman.
• 3:16:13
  Speaker 9: I've always said that I'm not crazy. I'm smart, Martha.
• 3:16:16
  Speaker 9: You Christian, I absolutely I love.
• 3:16:19
  Speaker 5: God and I love you, and I feel Jesus in
• 3:16:21
  Speaker 5: here tonight and I feel.
• 3:16:22
  Speaker 9: Him through you through mate.
• 3:16:25
  Speaker 1: Can you hear anything?
• 3:16:26
  Speaker 3: Not a word?
• 3:16:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, listen, listen, Mindy, listen, mindy. You don't give a
• 3:16:32
  Speaker 5: ship about what he has to say. But at the
• 3:16:35
  Speaker 5: same time, you're so ready for it. You're so ready
• 3:16:39
  Speaker 5: for it.
• 3:16:42
  Speaker 9: Something.
• 3:16:43
  Speaker 5: Let me ask you something? Can I ask you something?
• 3:16:46
  Speaker 1: Real?
• 3:16:46
  Speaker 9: Personal?
• 3:16:47
  Speaker 5: And if you if you think I'm out of line,
• 3:16:49
  Speaker 5: you say, fuck you, You're right a line. That's where
• 3:16:52
  Speaker 5: we're that's where we're at. Do you want to fuck
• 3:16:55
  Speaker 5: him tonight?
• 3:16:57
  Speaker 10: Maybe in the morning?
• 3:16:58
  Speaker 9: Okay, great, So you're gonna act like you're ready for it.
• 3:17:02
  Speaker 1: How many cars you got?
• 3:17:04
  Speaker 3: I think it's fifty two?
• 3:17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, about the same about that same?
• 3:17:08
  Speaker 3: You got cards? Dude? I got?
• 3:17:11
  Speaker 1: I was saying cars, cars like you can't even hear them.
• 3:17:15
  Speaker 5: All you're gonna say, I'm ready for it. Then you're
• 3:17:17
  Speaker 5: gonna plug your ears, take it. You're gonna put your
• 3:17:24
  Speaker 5: peky figures in your ears, but you're gonna let You're
• 3:17:26
  Speaker 5: gonna make sure your pinky pinkies don't cover your entire
• 3:17:29
  Speaker 5: ear hole. And you're gonna and then after that, we'll
• 3:17:33
  Speaker 5: check it later.
• 3:17:34
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Billy recently?
• 3:17:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen Billy. Yeah, you've seen him recently. You got it.
• 3:17:39
  Speaker 1: He's great.
• 3:17:40
  Speaker 3: That's his haircut.
• 3:17:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's awful.
• 3:17:43
  Speaker 3: Many. Are you ready for the song?
• 3:17:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 3:17:48
  Speaker 4: Wow, after all that, I guess it's more of an
• 3:17:53
  Speaker 4: emotional preparation.
• 3:17:57
  Speaker 1: All right, after all that, all that, God tell.
• 3:18:02
  Speaker 9: Minny, that's exactly what we talked about.
• 3:18:16
  Speaker 1: Hit her. Hit her with the song.
• 3:18:18
  Speaker 3: Many. This song is important.
• 3:18:21
  Speaker 1: Just so you know, Minnie, so you don't get distracted again.
• 3:18:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not playing guitar. This is the track of the song,
• 3:18:27
  Speaker 3: but I want to do it a cappella.
• 3:18:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, great?
• 3:18:29
  Speaker 7: Whoa all right one, Siket, I'm gonna plug myersay.
• 3:18:37
  Speaker 5: Good, chelodchel mindy.
• 3:18:39
  Speaker 9: That's exactly what we talked about.
• 3:18:41
  Speaker 3: Al Lady five six seven, eight.
• 3:18:44
  Speaker 26: Ring shopping going with my girl. Ring shopping reminds me
• 3:18:53
  Speaker 26: of another world. Ring shopping. I knew I had love,
• 3:18:59
  Speaker 26: but rain shopping and left me like a dove. I'm
• 3:19:04
  Speaker 26: seeing a ring on her hand and thinking about another.
• 3:19:08
  Speaker 26: Wonder who I'm going to end up with as a lover.
• 3:19:13
  Speaker 26: I won't to see her again, but there's another ring
• 3:19:20
  Speaker 26: on her hand.
• 3:19:22
  Speaker 4: See, that's the best thing about country music, no subtext,
• 3:19:25
  Speaker 4: all content.
• 3:19:29
  Speaker 3: ANDNDY, I want to ask, could you figure out what
• 3:19:31
  Speaker 3: I meant in that song?
• 3:19:33
  Speaker 9: Here's my thing?
• 3:19:34
  Speaker 7: First of all, don't it's a beautiful song as a song, right,
• 3:19:37
  Speaker 7: I don't want to talk about this beautiful song you.
• 3:19:41
  Speaker 7: I talked to Martha about it, and Martha didn't say this,
• 3:19:43
  Speaker 7: But I also want to say this.
• 3:19:46
  Speaker 9: I think it's only fair. We also listen to the
• 3:19:48
  Speaker 9: call her Daddy.
• 3:19:49
  Speaker 1: Quick, let's play? Can you pull that up?
• 3:19:58
  Speaker 3: It's only fair. It's only fair. I can't even learn
• 3:20:01
  Speaker 3: how to play it. My fingers are.
• 3:20:05
  Speaker 5: We gotta We'll get the tech And here it goes.
• 3:20:10
  Speaker 5: So this new girl, Alka Seltzer, what's going on with that?
• 3:20:16
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 3:20:16
  Speaker 4: That's who I am, Alka Seltzer, and I am dating
• 3:20:22
  Speaker 4: this guy. He's so good and he took me ring
• 3:20:26
  Speaker 4: shopping and he took us He's played me a song. Yeah,
• 3:20:30
  Speaker 4: he played me a song that was so good.
• 3:20:36
  Speaker 5: And what do you think about that?
• 3:20:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm on the podcast.
• 3:20:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's the whole clip.
• 3:20:43
  Speaker 4: And so this is confusing because I thought it was
• 3:20:46
  Speaker 4: just A Seltzer on the podcast, but it seems that
• 3:20:49
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 3:20:50
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 3:20:52
  Speaker 3: I was kept throwing you were there, Domice Mandy. Didn't
• 3:21:02
  Speaker 3: you hear my song for blows It? Why you know that?
• 3:21:06
  Speaker 9: Dy? I think they thought that he was the main
• 3:21:11
  Speaker 9: guest on the podcast.
• 3:21:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but and he and the host maybe didn't think
• 3:21:16
  Speaker 5: that Alka Seltzer was.
• 3:21:17
  Speaker 9: The main guest. Maybe the host.
• 3:21:20
  Speaker 4: It's really interesting because from my perspective, the contact fluse
• 3:21:26
  Speaker 4: was that Alka Seltzer went on Call her Daddy and
• 3:21:29
  Speaker 4: exposed something.
• 3:21:30
  Speaker 1: But maybe I misheard. You know, I'm Jimmy Cohen's I
• 3:21:32
  Speaker 1: ain't listening a lot.
• 3:21:33
  Speaker 5: No, you know, I ain't here to pass judgment on
• 3:21:36
  Speaker 5: what the host did or didn't believe.
• 3:21:39
  Speaker 4: And that's why I love you, honey. You ain't never
• 3:21:41
  Speaker 4: gonna judge nobody for nothing.
• 3:21:42
  Speaker 5: Love you, Jimmy Cohen, You never ever ever make anybody
• 3:21:46
  Speaker 5: feel ashamed for mishearing.
• 3:21:49
  Speaker 1: Never once, never wont to show me Martha.
• 3:21:51
  Speaker 7: You two know love and you obviously know I'm at
• 3:21:53
  Speaker 7: a crossroads here between call her Daddy.
• 3:21:57
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song. And it was a beautiful clip
• 3:21:59
  Speaker 1: of that policast that's podcasting, Grammy.
• 3:22:08
  Speaker 4: Kind of just yelling to the wind who she was
• 3:22:13
  Speaker 4: absolutely confused by.
• 3:22:20
  Speaker 1: Beautiful clip. I'll tell you, I've.
• 3:22:22
  Speaker 5: Never seen a clip from a podcast like that that
• 3:22:25
  Speaker 5: made me cry the.
• 3:22:26
  Speaker 14: Way that it did.
• 3:22:28
  Speaker 10: I know podcasts don't dance, but it felt like the
• 3:22:30
  Speaker 10: podcast danced.
• 3:22:34
  Speaker 1: Everything about that podcast was poetry emotion.
• 3:22:37
  Speaker 9: It's like it's almost like I'm writing a song in
• 3:22:40
  Speaker 9: real time.
• 3:22:43
  Speaker 5: Bad podcast dance, lock no wall, bad podcast dance.
• 3:22:54
  Speaker 9: So I could say that podcast dance stin to my river,
• 3:23:03
  Speaker 9: Let my river flow flowing.
• 3:23:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's the duet cart And that's why we
• 3:23:12
  Speaker 5: work so well together.
• 3:23:14
  Speaker 1: I know when to come in. I know when you're
• 3:23:16
  Speaker 1: keeping What do I do?
• 3:23:18
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 3:23:20
  Speaker 9: Well? What do you hold on? One second?
• 3:23:23
  Speaker 1: Again? All right, I'll come You're not going over there,
• 3:23:27
  Speaker 1: over there, over here?
• 3:23:30
  Speaker 3: Help me out?
• 3:23:30
  Speaker 14: Let me?
• 3:23:31
  Speaker 1: What's she to do?
• 3:23:32
  Speaker 3: You think?
• 3:23:33
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. How many cars you got.
• 3:23:38
  Speaker 9: And I called to call your daddy. I love that.
• 3:23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to clarify again.
• 3:23:43
  Speaker 4: I don't care how many cars you have, car whatever,
• 3:23:49
  Speaker 4: how many cars.
• 3:23:51
  Speaker 14: Do you have?
• 3:23:53
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you what do you want to jumps
• 3:23:56
  Speaker 9: and stuff? Answer me honestly, do you want to jump
• 3:23:59
  Speaker 9: his bones?
• 3:23:59
  Speaker 5: Or do you work?
• 3:24:01
  Speaker 1: Again? Again, I'm trying to learn about your cards. I
• 3:24:06
  Speaker 1: don't care what any cars.
• 3:24:11
  Speaker 3: Fifty fars okay, fifty cards.
• 3:24:17
  Speaker 7: They're talking about talking about their lafe of th lookt M,
• 3:24:20
  Speaker 7: look happy, Jimmy.
• 3:24:21
  Speaker 1: They're talking about like Toyota pretty view it. You gotta
• 3:24:28
  Speaker 1: at least once if.
• 3:24:29
  Speaker 9: You want to jump his bones? Should I jump his bones?
• 3:24:32
  Speaker 5: If you want to jump his bones, you gotta look
• 3:24:34
  Speaker 5: at him and you gotta say listen, and you gotta
• 3:24:37
  Speaker 5: make him take off his glasses.
• 3:24:39
  Speaker 4: If you can make his take off the thing you
• 3:24:41
  Speaker 4: drive to work, a thing you drive to your music?
• 3:24:45
  Speaker 1: Things? Anything?
• 3:24:47
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 3:24:48
  Speaker 3: Let me check?
• 3:24:49
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Should I no? Nothing? Cards?
• 3:24:53
  Speaker 5: I feel like I could have one.
• 3:24:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm on my wits and right now, musicians,
• 3:25:00
  Speaker 1: you want to what do you want? Advice album?
• 3:25:04
  Speaker 9: I'm really passionate about right now.
• 3:25:06
  Speaker 3: It suck.
• 3:25:06
  Speaker 9: As a woman, you have to choose between your creativity.
• 3:25:09
  Speaker 5: So it sucks because I'm gonna be out of commission
• 3:25:12
  Speaker 5: for nine months. But I do want to give him
• 3:25:14
  Speaker 5: one more beautiful child.
• 3:25:15
  Speaker 3: Here's my question. Do you think she likes me?
• 3:25:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's down to fuck.
• 3:25:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I'm going back.
• 3:25:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, honey, what you say to her?
• 3:25:29
  Speaker 9: Just for an audio medium perspective, we were switching.
• 3:25:34
  Speaker 5: We were switching mix together.
• 3:25:38
  Speaker 1: I know you can't tell.
• 3:25:42
  Speaker 4: Around the room if you're listening to it via audio,
• 3:25:45
  Speaker 4: and we don't know if this is actually gonna be
• 3:25:47
  Speaker 4: released on audio.
• 3:25:49
  Speaker 7: If anything, is a good advertisement for this podcasts YouTube channel,
• 3:25:56
  Speaker 7: it was this episode because you could see this podcast video,
• 3:26:01
  Speaker 7: you could.
• 3:26:01
  Speaker 5: Say, what's going on?
• 3:26:03
  Speaker 1: So really quick? What's gonna happen now?
• 3:26:06
  Speaker 9: I think my friend Mindy has a question to ask you,
• 3:26:10
  Speaker 9: and I'm gonna ask you.
• 3:26:11
  Speaker 8: In the song you Ready let me hear it, Mindy,
• 3:26:14
  Speaker 8: a rose becomes a thort and it comes betrayed. Two
• 3:26:20
  Speaker 8: charsis betraying.
• 3:26:22
  Speaker 9: One of the other, a finger or a li.
• 3:26:27
  Speaker 8: It's between two things like the glasses.
• 3:26:31
  Speaker 1: Or rain, or a mind or a line.
• 3:26:39
  Speaker 9: I ask you love please choose love.
• 3:26:46
  Speaker 7: Dump out Seltzer, dump ouk Selzer again.
• 3:26:53
  Speaker 4: Another wonderful thing about country music starts subtextual with the rose,
• 3:26:57
  Speaker 4: becomes a thorn, but then gets very obvious at the end.
• 3:27:00
  Speaker 4: In what's your response, So what do you say? I
• 3:27:04
  Speaker 4: felt like I gave you good advice on this part.
• 3:27:06
  Speaker 9: I'm dying to know what And I felt like I
• 3:27:08
  Speaker 9: gave you great advice on this part.
• 3:27:10
  Speaker 8: And then I also, yeah, I forgot my Martha's advice.
• 3:27:12
  Speaker 9: I won't continue this conversation unless you take your glasses off.
• 3:27:15
  Speaker 3: Not gonna happen. But here's what is gonna happen. Jimmy
• 3:27:20
  Speaker 3: did give me good advice. He reminded me that I
• 3:27:23
  Speaker 3: have fifty two cards what I was saying, and here's
• 3:27:26
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do.
• 3:27:28
  Speaker 1: God damn it. I'm gonna give you a.
• 3:27:31
  Speaker 3: Card, and I'm gonna give me a card, and whoever
• 3:27:34
  Speaker 3: has the highest card gets to choose.
• 3:27:38
  Speaker 1: How we love each other.
• 3:27:44
  Speaker 4: This is how we got married initially, this is how
• 3:27:47
  Speaker 4: and thank god and thank god we broke down the
• 3:27:49
  Speaker 4: power dichotomy of it at all time.
• 3:27:51
  Speaker 7: In the beginning, woof, okay again, I feel bad for
• 3:27:55
  Speaker 7: the listeners, but we'll explain what I pull.
• 3:27:57
  Speaker 8: So don't it just handed me a card across the rim?
• 3:28:02
  Speaker 5: I just got it.
• 3:28:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 3:28:03
  Speaker 4: At the same time, you guys are gonna reveal your
• 3:28:05
  Speaker 4: cards and say them one by one for our audio listeners.
• 3:28:10
  Speaker 3: One, I'll go first. No, let's do one of the
• 3:28:12
  Speaker 3: time for adio.
• 3:28:15
  Speaker 9: The country music order man to Yes, exactly, okay.
• 3:28:20
  Speaker 1: Really good solid idea.
• 3:28:22
  Speaker 3: Three two one Jack of hearts.
• 3:28:26
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 3:28:28
  Speaker 5: Well, that's well, we'll find out what it means in
• 3:28:30
  Speaker 5: relation to what she means.
• 3:28:34
  Speaker 9: Three two one Queen of hearts.
• 3:28:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, both hearts.
• 3:28:41
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? I gave you a Queen
• 3:28:44
  Speaker 3: of Hearts on purpose because you're my queen of hearts.
• 3:28:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I didn't.
• 3:28:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't give myself Jack of Hearts on purpose, but
• 3:28:53
  Speaker 2: it's kind of perfect because you're the queen of my heart.
• 3:28:56
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 3:28:56
  Speaker 3: I've been jacking off thinking about your heart.
• 3:29:01
  Speaker 5: That's one of the least beautiful country crass I've ever done.
• 3:29:05
  Speaker 1: Her does make me want to sing a song about it.
• 3:29:08
  Speaker 10: Though, singing Jimmy saying, let's dance, Donnie.
• 3:29:12
  Speaker 1: You're the queen of my heart and I've been jacking
• 3:29:17
  Speaker 1: it off to your heart, the queen of my heart,
• 3:29:24
  Speaker 1: and I've been jacking your heart. Every day.
• 3:29:28
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about checking it to you, the shape of
• 3:29:32
  Speaker 4: your body, the shape of your submarine booths. Every day
• 3:29:36
  Speaker 4: I'm wondering, what are you thinking about? And you can
• 3:29:40
  Speaker 4: guarantee thinking about stump nump doup, my queen.
• 3:29:46
  Speaker 9: I'm thinking about checking it to my queen. I'm thinking
• 3:29:51
  Speaker 9: about let my wife have a verse, queen.
• 3:29:55
  Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry, I came in. I'm just got excited.
• 3:30:00
  Speaker 1: You're beautiful, You're perfect.
• 3:30:01
  Speaker 9: I wanted to Tartha, I wanted to you just dropped
• 3:30:05
  Speaker 9: your purse.
• 3:30:06
  Speaker 14: Is that it?
• 3:30:06
  Speaker 9: Oh my god?
• 3:30:09
  Speaker 3: What baby, Martha. You're eighty three years old.
• 3:30:16
  Speaker 9: Baby, I know we said it could be done.
• 3:30:19
  Speaker 1: This can't be I know we said it wasn't wise.
• 3:30:24
  Speaker 5: But I'm having baby number four and I'm eighty three
• 3:30:28
  Speaker 5: years old, and I'm gonna push it out nine months.
• 3:30:31
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 3:30:32
  Speaker 9: We got pregnant tonight on our anniversary.
• 3:30:38
  Speaker 1: This morning, the doctor said we had to stop. We're
• 3:30:43
  Speaker 1: both extremely fertile.
• 3:30:44
  Speaker 5: This morning when we made love of the Continental Breakfast
• 3:30:48
  Speaker 5: near the Country Music Hall of Fame, and this afternoon
• 3:30:52
  Speaker 5: I felt nauxious, So I went to CBS and I
• 3:30:55
  Speaker 5: bought a test And would you believe I pissed on
• 3:30:58
  Speaker 5: it at six pm?
• 3:30:59
  Speaker 9: And would you believe I'm pregnant?
• 3:31:03
  Speaker 3: Baby?
• 3:31:05
  Speaker 1: You were more beautiful than I've ever seen you.
• 3:31:08
  Speaker 5: Baby, there's no one I want to raise a fourth
• 3:31:11
  Speaker 5: baby at eighty three years old with.
• 3:31:13
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't love you until the day you disappear, for
• 3:31:17
  Speaker 4: it'll I'll be gone much before you.
• 3:31:21
  Speaker 9: Gone to me the world. You can't do that. You
• 3:31:26
  Speaker 9: can't do that, Jimmy. You gotta stick around. We got
• 3:31:29
  Speaker 9: a baby.
• 3:31:30
  Speaker 14: All the way.
• 3:31:30
  Speaker 1: Baby, I'm gonna give you all the love you could
• 3:31:33
  Speaker 1: ever want.
• 3:31:34
  Speaker 5: No, what does that mean? You gotta stick around? You
• 3:31:37
  Speaker 5: acting like you're gonna die in like a very valorous way.
• 3:31:40
  Speaker 5: You gotta stick around for me.
• 3:31:42
  Speaker 1: I swear to god, Baby, I've got some news.
• 3:31:45
  Speaker 14: No, what is it.
• 3:31:46
  Speaker 1: I've signed up for the draft. No, No, it's about time.
• 3:32:06
  Speaker 19: No, Donny sing, Donny sing, don't go away on the
• 3:32:11
  Speaker 19: day that they say, don't go away, on the day
• 3:32:16
  Speaker 19: that they say, sneak around.
• 3:32:19
  Speaker 1: On the day round, don't go away on the day
• 3:32:25
  Speaker 1: that day. Boom boom boom. E war is the war
• 3:32:30
  Speaker 1: and you have so much in sore for you.
• 3:32:35
  Speaker 5: Don't go here is nineteen seventy three, Don't go to
• 3:32:40
  Speaker 5: the draft, Don't go to the draft?
• 3:32:43
  Speaker 1: Is this part of the song that was amazing? Produion Honey,
• 3:32:49
  Speaker 1: yourllice America.
• 3:32:54
  Speaker 14: Left?
• 3:32:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, I won't go to war? God will you guys
• 3:33:01
  Speaker 4: get back together? And God we will lie the lie.
• 3:33:08
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 3:33:09
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna name him Banjo from the Mountain.
• 3:33:13
  Speaker 2: The devil just called the Prairie. He's joining the musical?
• 3:33:18
  Speaker 2: What's it about Alexander Hamilton?
• 3:33:22
  Speaker 13: God?
• 3:33:25
  Speaker 4: Wait, your finger cancer is cured. The doctor just called medink.
• 3:33:29
  Speaker 9: What are you fucking him?
• 3:33:34
  Speaker 14: My sweet?
• 3:33:38
  Speaker 3: No one just he's a guy to collogist.
• 3:33:40
  Speaker 9: Oh BG, that Mary, my.
• 3:33:49
  Speaker 10: Sweet brought to you by Nashville, Tennessee.
• 3:34:00
  Speaker 9: Going into labor.
• 3:34:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to war.
• 3:34:07
  Speaker 9: Okay, say it?
• 3:34:08
  Speaker 1: What do you see? Did I've tried to draw something
• 3:34:11
  Speaker 1: on my face?
• 3:34:13
  Speaker 9: Feature something on your face?
• 3:34:15
  Speaker 1: It looks like a little little large.
• 3:34:18
  Speaker 5: So this was the big reveal you got to Is
• 3:34:20
  Speaker 5: this a satanic?
• 3:34:22
  Speaker 17: No?
• 3:34:23
  Speaker 3: Being up matching tats?
• 3:34:27
  Speaker 5: Is that a little cross? If you if you soon
• 3:34:29
  Speaker 5: been way under your eyelid? Is that what I'm looking at?
• 3:34:33
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 3:34:33
  Speaker 5: My god, it's the devil.
• 3:34:34
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean?
• 3:34:35
  Speaker 10: You're betrothed?
• 3:34:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was gonna out.
• 3:34:41
  Speaker 4: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on artists,
• 3:34:43
  Speaker 4: answering the question. Now, that's why we call it show business.
• 3:34:48
  Speaker 1: Good Na.
• 3:34:50
  Speaker 5: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
• 3:34:53
  Speaker 5: Hollywood round table podcast created, performed, and produced by Kylie Brakman,
• 3:34:57
  Speaker 5: Jeremy Colhayne, Angela Geritana, and Patrick McDonald. Music is by
• 3:35:02
  Speaker 5: Gabriel Ponton. The opinions expressed on this podcast do not
• 3:35:06
  Speaker 5: reflect the opinions of anyone who works on it, not
• 3:35:08
  Speaker 5: even the performers, because this is an improvised podcast and
• 3:35:11
  Speaker 5: we're stupid. Both video versions of AOAOAOA are available on YouTube,
• 3:35:16
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• 3:35:18
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• 3:35:22
  Speaker 5: good Night, Hollywood