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#391 We Don't BABY ALIEN the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Fine four three two? What up? And welcome back to another episode of
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  that We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast? Thank you so much for waiting patiently,
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  appreciate everybody who tuned into the Green Thumb Show, everybody who tuned in
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  yesterday, and everybody who's been tuning in in general. Thank you. If
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  he's on singing already, we already know he on a good one. You
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  guys heard me sing, But uh, what is it? Yeah? Make
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  sure you guys hit that thumbs up, hit that share button on all the
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  Patreon posts and joining me? What is it? Who? He can't wait
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  to leave with his sugar daddies? What is it? Uh? XG?
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  What's up? Dog? What's up? Yeah? Feeling good? Look at
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  that? I like you right now? Why did you wear that shirt?
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  A you're gonna tell me that you're gonna be now here next week? And
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  now every time you do something nice for me is to tell me that something
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  you're gonna mess up something in my future. Why is me wearing a T
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  shirt nice for you? No? I'm just saying like, when you wear
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  something like it seems like you would be like, he doesn't know, I'm
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  gonna not be here next Thursday. So I'm just gonna wear this with compliments
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  his shirt and then he's just cool, he's calmed down. I had to
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  get it. Thought he was thirteen bucks at Ross. That's a neice broider
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  too. Look at that. Yeah, it's a nice shirt. Would have
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  got one, but they only had a large. Yeah, all the all
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  the small clothes at Ross. You have to go early if you're fat,
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  Ross, Like, that's the that's the key, bro. You want to
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  go to TJ Max Nordstrom rack. First of all, if you gotta go
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  to north Strom racks, that doesn't mean it's not gonna cost no racks.
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  You still got to bring racks, all right, because Northstrom carries higher end
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  goods, all right. So there's different tiers to this to this shopping cheap
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  ish right here. But yeah, is that the top is that the top
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  top is Burlington Coat Factory. And then like north Strim outlet, Burlington's got
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  the coats. Burlington has the coats, but they got everything else. Like
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  Burlington. You could, like you can find the clothes to work out,
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  find the clothes to have an ice cream date, find it close to go
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  get a job, find it close to get married. In they got everything
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  there was there, and that'sa it's all about that. You know what they
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  think about the thing about Latinos that they're always buying clothes, they say,
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  Wunda is because they take all that ish to Mexico. Bro, That's all
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  it is. Bro, I figured out the game. I'll tell you right
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  now. Joining me also running the boards is the winning only ray? What's
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  up? Ray? Yeah? But yeah, so so look for the thrifteing
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  game. When it comes to like reselling and stuff like that, Bro,
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  I always wondered, what the fuck are are he's saying what I was doing?
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  Bro? How come you say, bro? Singing? What? I
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  see a pile close and they'll start going at it food like Sata and Sima.
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  They start making little piles, and I'm just like, these are groom
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  women. What are they doing with this food? It's a whole hustle game.
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  They take they clean it, they fix whatever it needs to be fixed
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  on nice pieces, and they take it down to Mexico food. And in
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  Mexico they sell it to stores, depending on what it is, they sell
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  it to other foods. You know how like like Nike is talking about like
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  Nike and like Hopa and Monaca Way, get us to the sweats. The
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  Jordans come Hesa, the jordan O my sas Hollister still popping for them.
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  I don't know. I walked into one of those stories aper come and fish
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  yesterday, you know, like when I was in CityWalk. I was mad.
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  My girlfriend wanted to go in there, like I was like, man,
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  this story didn't even be here. Why not for white Woo's buying that.
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  I don't know Rosa about it? Dog you know how you know how
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  popular that was Dolocaust? Rossa kept let me tell you something for a couple
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  of years. Let me tell let me tell you something. Rasa had no
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  business wearing American Eagle Hollister and and what is it? What's the other one?
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  Apercomian finch Rassa had no business wearing Appricomian Fitch, Hollister and American ego.
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  Bro, why not dog food? We just not foods looked like dark
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  ass easter eggs in that clothes, Bro. But there was yellow long sleeve
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  shirts with a yellow polo, dark like a cockroach like food? Like what
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  the hell? Bro? Like you were some some support some store makoy,
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  but don't lie. Though it had a vibe to it. Holocaust. The
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  only thing I liked the Buccle Storm was the cologne because you smelled rich.
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  Holocauster a Holocaust, Holocausters, what is it? Holocaust? What is it?
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  Yeah? Please don't confuse this with the Holocaust. Xavier has nothing to
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  do. But Hollister it really had a vibe. Though, it really had
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  a vibe. You go in there, it smelled nice. It was dark,
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  but you can barely see what you're buying. Hollister looked like it looked
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  like the store that that that like put you in. The setting was like
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  you ready to get sexually harassed and here, like I feel like it was
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  like it was like you ever thought about getting you raped in the beach,
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  Well, it can happen here because it's dark. Their lights don't work,
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  and there's like there's there's male naked statues everywhere. Yeah, bro, Like
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  I don't know, Bro, that's what Hollister gave me the vibes. Bro,
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  I will say, Holocauster carries my favorite jeans. I love their jeans,
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  make the good jeans. Did you think there's a brand in Germany called
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  Holocauster the bootleg the bootleg one. Nah, But they had a bad Dog.
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  And then let's not forget it was always cool to go to a store.
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  Or you could change the music in there. Holocaust had that. What
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  do you mean you could change the music? You remember they had a soundtrack.
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  You can go if it wasn't hip hop, but you can play like
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  a little like. I never shopped in there, to be honest, Like
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  I think I think I went there to buy al one once and I was
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  like, damn, like the current bitch, I'm saying, like this stuff,
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  I'm a wower, you know. I think that's why I went in
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  there. You know it's because it's because I'm fat. Who That's what it
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  is. Bro Like when you're fat, or like when you've been fatter,
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  like you get like you just you get discouraged and certain stores, but like
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  there's stores where I won't even pop in there just because I know, like
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  I'm not trying to feel embarrassed like or before I'd be like they don't carry
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  size thirty eight or size forty, so why am I gonna go? Or
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  the size thirty eight is really a size thirty six. Damn, you must
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  have hated the new the skin gin there on, Oh dog, I only
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  buy skinny jeans to where negatives by clothes at So it was all downtown.
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  You know why because the Habibi's and all the people that are setting the bootleg
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  version of the clothes, they make fat ass sizes, bro, Like like
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  you've ever seen like like uh like negatos, like what you call it?
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  Like you don't have full flock off no jumper, that big ass fat pool.
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  He probably shops here in downtown. That's the only places who carry like
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  size six eggs, six eggs freaking sweats. Bro. That fool's legs one
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  each leg is like it's like two of my legs combined it once. But
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  when this fool sits down, he looks like he's wearing like the Michelin jumper
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  suit. How's your body not tired? I get mad when I see these
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  dog I get so mad when I see these fools talk, and I'm like,
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  how are you not yawning? Bro? I sit down in the Green
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  Thumb Show, I'm yawning first twenty minutes in there, Bro, Like,
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  I'm not stop ho hoh tired. Bro. If we're all the same,
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  which we are, we got the same bone structure, the same heart,
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  the same lever. How is his body not more tired carrying another extra hundred
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  more pounds. Let me were more than one hundred more pounds? Dogar I
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  weigh one? Let me tell you dog that fool flockle he's a big ass
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  fool dog. He's like the human version of Patrick the Star. Damn Like
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  literally, bro, Like like this is like when this fool, when this
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  fool wards a tracksuit, he looks like a big Carls Junior star. Bro
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  And I look, Bro, and I know it's like a few fools are
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  like, damn for a fat fool. He's gonna be fat shaming. You
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  know why because I don't like being fat. Nobody should like being fat,
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  Like on god, Bro, Like it's it's it's your body is like it's
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  not supposed to carry that much weight. Bro, Like you know what I'm
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  saying, Like the only time you're supposed to be like having a belly hang
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  like that is when you're pregnant. How long you're not how long till fat
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  becomes a new effort. Now I'll say fat, you say fat. I'm
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  gonna combine both of them, be like you fat, Like I'll straight out
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  will do that and be like you ain't stopping me somebody ever gets infended for
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  me calling him fat, and I'm like, fool, I'm fat. I'm
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  giving him one of them like l A M. C r KOs they get
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  that black he'scoring that goal. But I mean, you're right, you know,
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  one you can call people fact because you were fat. I like Loki.
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  I when I call people, I feel like I've never been there,
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  So I can't like gay foods, can't call other foods factors. They don't
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  stop being gay, you know what I'm saying, Like it's like a fool,
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  I'm gay and I'm not gonna stop, you know what I mean,
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  Like unless they were like just gay for the stay. You think fools in
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  jail is like, yeah, I used to be one of those affords,
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  but fuck that we out now, like because gay for the stay is a
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  real thing. Have you ever had Georgia about that. I'm not about him,
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  but I'm saying, like he did you know fools that like they're gay
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  for the stay? You're like, what the fuck on me? Yeah?
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  I mean I think he would answer you, because you know, he's not
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  one of those feelings the podcasts, not if I of the podcasts. Yeah,
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  he he's a little weird like that. When he don't, he don't
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  got to tell me you don't like, yeah, you don't like opening up
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  about that stuff. He's like, I don't want to anger people. Or
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  it's not even that because I mean, I mean not that I believe it,
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  and I do believe it, but like you're not allowed to talk about
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  prison ship. Dog. It's like being a veteran. There's some comics,
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  you know what I'm talking about, like the food with the Hawk food.
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  Remember when I asked him, was like, did you see and he was
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  a medic and medics are the ones to see the worst of the worst fo
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  Yeah. And then when he shut it down real quick, Dog, much
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  respect to to to the homie, the Hawk guy. Yeah and yeah yeah.
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  And then when he when when he said that, he was like,
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  I am not trying to do that right now. You know he had seen
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  a few foods die. Dog. Yeah, Like for sure, Dog,
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  you had been in Iraq, he said a couple to me spots for it
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  to me, it sounds way to dangerous even but shout out to him,
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  I mean, thank you for serving dog. Yeah, Dog, I'm telling
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  you, I bet like I'm glad when foods are fools like that that I
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  served not here for my for my Solution episodes, and I was like,
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  what would you do if you get drafted? I was just, yeah,
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  I gotta I gotta ask how I would just be like Dick, it's so
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  easy to just leave the country like the boy, like like the other day
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  somebody did. Ever, They're like, you don't think the people And Pattis
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  started trying to leave Pats to other countries, just stupid idiot, Like they're
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  like, you think this is gonna be easy for you, Like somebody literally
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  wrote there like other countries are not letting these fools come in. That's what
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  these are things. He's like, both, you don't like North Korea,
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  then just fucking leave you United feel right? Your feet works. The United
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  States never want Mexicans in. What do we do? We dig tunnels?
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  Somebody could dig a tunnel in Ukraine, Yo, bro, just take a
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  few Mexicans. I heard that the Hamas or whatever though you know the Hamas.
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  I heard their tunnels are fucking in tense, like they're like under the
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  city where it's like they got a maser audio and the pretty much dog these
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  ain't these ain't no tunnels where it's like one person's waggon under their Yeah,
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  dog, they fucking around, dog. They got billions of dollars to make
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  fucking tunnels. Bro. You know, the one thing I am gonna say
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  about this is, like we're not gonna really stay much on that subject,
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  is that it really saddens me that there is a bunch of children dying and
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  for the sake of that, not that there's any rules at war, but
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  there's no way you could deny that there's blatantly genis that going on right there,
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  especially when a lot of people that a lot of those kids that are
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  dying are what I'm saying, just kids, bro. And that's very saddening
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  to me. And it's it's very sad to see that stay in the world
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  that now other countries are starting to see what's up and they're starting to like
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  speak up that I look for. We don't got no problem against your beef.
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  You foods want to tear each other apart? Do it? Believe the
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  children in the hospitals and all the other people out of it, bro,
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  because like those are just bystanders. And that's all I'm gonna say, because
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  I don't want to go go get into this vibe. All of a sudden,
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  three eyes is I starts writing a bunch of stuff in there. It
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  was like, you should do DMT because you can put that fool what say
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  something like that? Bro, He's like, do DMT because you can put
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  Joe Biden in the face, not dimension you can get them No no,
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  but kind of stolen on that topic, but kind of not a little bit
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  not Did you see the fucking backlash Kim Kardashians getting for what bro? Oh
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  yeah, for the zombie Messy and a lot of costumes. Though I'm like,
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  come on, but dude, but rich people can't do ship dog.
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  I don't even think she saw it like that. Her kids, like I
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  want to be, theymar be not scary, to be fair, their kids
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  are happening into soccer, because that wasn't the first time one of their kids
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  has been to one of the games. Like love soccer. Yeah, that
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  kid loves soccer. Like I was like, damn, I was like that
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  was tripping on that. Yeah no, but I see she dressed them up
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  as like zombie Neymar and zombie Messy is the other little friend that the kid
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  has in the Instagram picture and it does not I don't think. I guess
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  you can say it looks like a kid and Gaza. But at the end
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  of the day, bro, I can see that. I can see me
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  telling my mom I want to be elect all the moms like, but you
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  can't, like you know what Halloween, and then my mom's like, well
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  if I make you into a zombie. To an extent, though, I
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  think that she knew, bro, she knew and nothing I'm saying, not
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  that I'm saying not that I'm saying she did it intentionally, but she was
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  probably like, well, nobody's gonna tell me what to do. I'm not
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  about that agenda. And worst comes to worst views or views. That's how
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  the mentality is. Hey, look, pull a picture up if you can
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  pull it up right, the Kim Kardashian with her with their with their kid.
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  I think his name is Saint with the he's dressed up as Nymark zombie
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  Naymar. Can you imagine that food? In the Spanish classes, Santo Santo,
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  they got yeah Santo right before loses the North. Like, I was
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  just yeah, bro, like, because you know that rich rich kids get,
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  they get like an advantage, bro. Like, Honestly, when I
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  see a rich kid as an adult and I see these fools sucking up.
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  I want to punch these fools in the face. Like I'm like, like,
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  what do you think Ray? Does that look like they were trying to
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  fucking represent Gaza or was it just a kid that wanted to be neymar but
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  it doesn't know how to be scary? For what I think, man,
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  I think these people don't give a crap about you. Thank you. Yeah,
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  so it has nothing to do with that. But what I'm saying,
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  yeah, there's nothing to do with that. Just because she's Kim Kardashian.
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  They're looking for a way to like make her look bad because she hasn't spoke
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  out about whose Yeah, she's just her kids just fucking looks like. But
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  it's like for me, like don't get me wrong, It's like everybody wants
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  to isn't it. But it's like these fools are under contracts time being bro
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  And it's like DJ Khaled that fool was I don't know what is He's on
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  the Palestine sign all these past things are like hey, food, you don't
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  care about us or what that? Fools like, fool, I'm signed to
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  a bunch of Jews, Like like what do you, like, what do
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  you want him to do? Like you want him to just like he saw
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  what happened to Kanye and he's like okay, Like he's like not another one,
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  yeah, but yeah, like okay, but okay, he's on.
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  You're signed to a fuck a little contracts, fucking doctor Green Thumb, pro
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  paan fucking fucking made mad Man's or whatever the fuck that You're signed to a
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  bunch of contracts and then there's a GENII that happened in your country in al
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  Salvador. You would just saying that you wouldn't stand your ground. These are
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  his people. It's not just like, oh you don't care for Ukraine.
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  I would you know what Dj Khalid if I get out, if I was,
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  if I wasn't gonna speak if I was, if I felt that I
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  couldn't speak out about it, like because of contracts, then I would do
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  something about it and just let that be. Like I would be like,
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  hey, like here's a video of Meet donating fucking one point five million to
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  straight to a Solvador. Hey, what's something I'm gonna fly over here and
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  hand out these supplies Like I'm not like, who's gonna get mad at me
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  doing charity work. When I'm not choosing a side, I'm like, naturally,
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  you like, if I'm Savadorian, I'm gonna go help out my Salvadorian
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  people. People are gonna be like, that's him helping his rossa. So
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  that's what he that's what people that are from that religion or that ethnic background
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  should kind of play it in that way. Has compared to them saying like
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  oh man, like the Jews are like, oh man, the Palestinians like,
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  you know what I mean, just help out your roassa, bro,
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  Like, do something to help out those people, bro, Like adopt like
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  ten kids or something. Bro like like something yeah, like do something and
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  say another one, yeah yeah, another one. Do something. Dog,
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  another bomb is going on right now. If you don't do something about it,
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  I'm just but here's the other thing. Here's the other thing too.
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  Let's be for real, no matter what DJ callis ain't going to change this.
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  Wout this would get on the plane like like wherever me to the dangers.
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  So they walk that fool with me, flying over the fucking desert just
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  going like like bro, dj fa DJ call cannot even sit up in one
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  of those planes. Bro, who can't walk up his own stairs. Have
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  you seen how fat he is? Dog? So acting like he plays golf.
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  Don't play golf. Well, you're not gonna burn calories from like from
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  like playing golf. The only person is there, Like stupid people get that
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  perception that you're gonna get fit from playing golf up. Only a stupid person
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  will look at Brian Athy and be like that guy got cut in shape from
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  playing golf. No, you idiot. He fucking played football, He pun
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  just sit ups, he fucking did all this other ship. Okay, but
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  but but but if you don't use the golf cart, I do think you
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  could lose some weight. That's like me. That's like me saying, gave
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  fool, I play a sport. Now I'm BOLDI shit ain't gonna do shit
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  for me. Dog, it's gonna and it's gonna enhance my masturbation arm like
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  that, Like that's it, bro, but like it's not gonna do ship.
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  Have you felt the difference he's on don't lie? I started lifting weight,
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  the difference on the grip, Yeah, I have you know what?
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  Thy to be honest, though, like I stopped jerking off like for like
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  I sure to god, Dog like I stopped. I mean, I think
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  when you have a girlfriend and you're married and you drink off a lot less,
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  I would say, right, right, you have to drink off a
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  lot less dog. No, for sure, it was a lot less than
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  when you're single. But yeah, but I just I had came to the
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  realization one day and I was just like like I was just like, hey,
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  fool, like yeah, like I would like, I don't know,
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  like I feel kind of like not like disgusted, but I was just like
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  a fool, like like what's the point of this, Like you know,
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  I was like to not wake up with the fucking heart on, yeah food,
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  but there I'm always gonna wake up with a heart on like like and
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  and to be honest, like, I just I feel that like like maybe
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  like my body's getting back to like producing the testosterone and I use it for
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  the right reasons, like I'm just not just wasting sperm, you know what
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  I mean, like or just or just like I'm not saying like, hey,
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  fool, let me save it from when I want to procreate he and
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  something like that, but I'm saying like like I don't know, I'm just
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  like I just it started out as if like as like something I was gonna
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  be like, you know what, I was, like, what happened if
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  I just stopped? And then it's it's been like a like a good month
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  and a half. That's a good amount of time. And and and I'm
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  not gonna say like, I'm not gonna be like, oh man, like
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  there's not times where I'm just like you Instagram. Yeah wait, so no
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  hanky panky. Oh yeah, I'm voning. That's but that's I feel like
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  that's better, like because I'm actually I'm playing the game, you know what
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  I mean. I'm in the game. I'm scoring touchdowns in real life.
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  I'm not putting the oculus on it. And I'm not like, you know
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  what I mean, Like you're not just playing Madden, You're actually yeah,
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  yeah, I'm in the NFL. Bro like a climax and stuff, you
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  know, like like it's different, bro, and like I don't know,
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  man, like, as a girl ever told you don't jerk off, save
• 18:48
  it for me? Huh, as a girl ever told you don't jerk off?
• 18:52
  Save it for me? Yeah, I'm like, all right, you're
• 18:56
  like too late to l I jumped off before you came here. Say that
• 19:03
  that yeah, bro, but I don't don't. I don't know, man,
• 19:11
  I just it's gonna come out of your nose. That's just like that's
• 19:14
  just that's just like where I'm at. And then like I kind of feel
• 19:17
  like I don't. I don't feel like poorn is healthy for you. I
• 19:21
  know, I know I sound I sound very like like it's not like been
• 19:25
  telling people to stop doing bro. People are going to hit me up there
• 19:27
  like are you all right? Because like earlier in the show, I had
• 19:29
  like people DM me. They're like if you shouted out God on the Green
• 19:32
  Thumb show, like like is everything okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm
• 19:36
  I'm just thankful, bro, Like I'm just fucking thankful that God will be
• 19:38
  up today. Bro, Like can I just can I shout him out instead
• 19:41
  of shouting out my sponsors one day? Like like you know, there was
• 19:45
  some fools they were asking me, like for you okay, I'm like,
• 19:48
  yeah, bro, I'm just grateful, bro, like thankful I woke up
• 19:51
  bro like but but yeah, like I just I don't know, bro,
• 19:53
  Like I just kind of been going through it. Like I guess I feel
• 19:56
  like stress put me in a position where like I was gonna come out triumphant
• 20:00
  or I was gonna come out stronger and just be able to like surpastor and
• 20:04
  things. And I feel that like I learned to apply my energy and focus
• 20:08
  on on on I guess the important things, bro, because I'm starting to
• 20:11
  see a different light to different things, like where it's like I'm appreciating things
• 20:17
  I think I didn't appreciate before. I mean, and I mean like you
• 20:19
  were saying, yeah, think about it, when you started watching porn,
• 20:25
  did you have to go to page ten to find something good? No,
• 20:29
  that's what I would just I would just look at the first I said,
• 20:33
  recommended for you. Yeah, that's it. Thought. Now I'm in page
• 20:36
  ten, I'm like, I've already seen that. I know her. I
• 20:38
  don't like the way she does aintal like, like, I know what I'm
• 20:41
  doing now, and that's not good. It's not good. You're shoulna have
• 20:45
  to go to page ten? Yeah, like, I just like, I
• 20:48
  don't know, man, you need to go page through. I'm not here
• 20:52
  to tell you guys, hey fool, don't check off. Like I'm like,
• 20:55
  like I'm not here to tell these bos like, hey, fool,
• 20:56
  don't check off. You're checking off you're happy. That's cool, bro,
• 21:00
  like like go ahead and jerking bro like, But but what I'm saying is
• 21:04
  just like for me, for my mental state, I just felt like it
• 21:07
  was just something where I'm just like, hey, food, like, just
• 21:11
  y'are bot that way, like like you know, like jerked off a lot
• 21:14
  already, dog Like imagine dude, imagine if hair did grow on your palms
• 21:18
  from jerking off. Somebody said that's a top e move. I don't know.
• 21:25
  Maybe all those all those episodes of Andrew Tate staring at me from that
• 21:27
  flag did something to me. Bro. He tells you not he tells you
• 21:30
  fucking porn is a good for you. He's wanting saying porn is a good
• 21:33
  for you. I'm not gonna sit here and say that I didn't get influenced
• 21:36
  by that logic, but I was like, you know what, this motherfucker's
• 21:38
  won't do something. Bro. Bro, I mean, if you're trying to
• 21:41
  get laid, stop watching porn. You will get laid. I'm not well,
• 21:42
  I mean I'm getting laid regardless, No, no, no, But
• 21:45
  if you're single, stop watching porn and you'll be like damn, I going
• 21:48
  ego, get some pussy you'll get laid and for some reason you'll give out
• 21:51
  this vibe and it sounds weird, but I think like females can tell.
• 21:55
  We're like, yo, this foe's got the stopstrom in them. Yeah,
• 21:59
  I don't know, it's like that. It's the pheromones' is that that human
• 22:02
  biology ship where these bitches won't know me? Like this has got nothing and
• 22:06
  I want to take it out of it. It's kind of like it's kind
• 22:08
  of like when, like you know how that there's a scientific term to what
• 22:12
  is it when a bitch looks at you when you have a fucking when when
• 22:15
  you have a girlfriend and like why you why bitches want you more? Because
• 22:21
  a bitch another bitch that single? Okay, I'm sorry, like another woman
• 22:26
  this single, This is how I just talk everybody, all right, this
• 22:30
  is why don't we go the sponsors? But like, but another female that
• 22:36
  is sick that somebody said they can smell this semen. That's not what it
• 22:38
  is. That's a that's that's a whore. Come down, she can smell
• 22:45
  the scenemen. She works at the sperm man. Oh yeah, but her
• 22:48
  mom was a whore. But yeah, like there's a psychological thing so we
• 22:53
  give out pharaoh pharaohons like the same thing that like they sell in a bottle
• 22:56
  for cats to calm them down. We produce bro. That's why, like
• 23:00
  everybody's different clothes. Like when Ray goes home and I go home and you
• 23:03
  go home. If somebody else smells our shirts, they get a certain sent
• 23:07
  from it, and everybody it's different. Those are our pharaohs. They change
• 23:11
  when we're in a relationship because you're getting laid, you're in a better mental
• 23:15
  state. Your skin glows and all stuff. And a woman that doesn't have
• 23:18
  that in their life can recognize that in another in a male or in a
• 23:21
  partner and just be like it's like you know that woman is with a man
• 23:26
  because that because he has man qualities in them, you know what I mean?
• 23:29
  And I want that And they respond to those smells because you're balanced when
• 23:33
  you're in a relationship, bro. And if you believe that or not,
• 23:36
  like you're kind of like balanced because you're getting laid, you have mental support,
• 23:38
  you have that backbone, and people that don't have that they crave that.
• 23:41
  So it's like it's like that natural instinct like where it's like like you
• 23:45
  know, it's like if a pigeon is horny, it's gonna go get it,
• 23:48
  you know what I mean? Like uh, and they're gonna get it
• 23:51
  regardless if you know the other pigeon is taken like they say, it's like
• 23:56
  more like that scientific pharmone shit. Like if you put a spray female Colonne
• 24:00
  on you, females will think you're taking. It's just love fools that are
• 24:03
  taken because, like you said, because that means what you're good and like
• 24:07
  to break there you No, No, you're good. I know it means
• 24:08
  you're good. Yeah, like it means you're good. Certification. Oh he's
• 24:12
  good, like you knows how to act? You know you like there's somebody,
• 24:15
  Yeah he's there. There's no reason this bitch is still with him straight
• 24:19
  up. Yeah, dude, all of a sudden, dude post a dude,
• 24:23
  post a picture with the chick on your Instagram and and don't tell me
• 24:27
  if one or two bitches don't be like, who's that? See how many
• 24:30
  see how many as can flowarids? How many dms he gets after he post
• 24:33
  his girlfriends? Yeah, who's that? Girls will just ask you who's that?
• 24:36
  I feel like new girlfriend. I feel like he does it just so
• 24:38
  just so he can get that effect of like you get all the dms.
• 24:41
  Yeah, like he's just like can't wait to get back cool to Chicago.
• 24:45
  Yeah, more he be posting her, he'd be posting her, but he
• 24:48
  don't be tagging her. He tagged her on the last one he tagged her.
• 24:52
  No, I don't follow people's girlfriends. You you're weird like that.
• 24:55
  Bro. You're gonna ask him that question right now, dude. No,
• 24:57
  this one he found out he tagged. He was like he did because I
• 25:02
  thought about what you said. He was like, hunco fat fools don't be
• 25:03
  tagging their girlfriend. And I was like, let me see what's up with
• 25:06
  this fatoo real quick fellow fat on me? And then sure enough I was
• 25:10
  just like I checked her page out and I was against the one yeah,
• 25:12
  because I mean, I'm not gonna lie if I was a fat four I
• 25:15
  wanted to be talking my girl. Anybody could take that away from you.
• 25:18
  Yeah, Like, if I'm Ralphie May, I want to be talking my
• 25:19
  girl. I don't know when you're Ralphie May, you could just straight out
• 25:22
  and tell me like, see that fine baitch over there, she's sucking my
• 25:26
  dig like like like straight up because I'm Ralphie motherfucking may like you think Jim
• 25:30
  Belue. She was like, like you like, man, I would love
• 25:36
  to party with that guy. Man, but how many chicks I want to
• 25:38
  fucking I'm gonna ask. He's a legend book Chili has never made us into
• 25:45
  the Blues Brothers. Oh yeah, the Blues Brothers. How come she's never
• 25:49
  made us into the chill That no, stupid. That's like the Universal movie
• 25:55
  with the Fools with the with the with the trumpets, and they do a
• 25:57
  parade and it's two fools in Sue and it's Jim Belushi and it's we can
• 26:02
  Actually, if we would have done the Halloween episode, we could have pulled
• 26:04
  off that costume because one of those fools is fat and the other fool skinny.
• 26:07
  Pull up a picture of them. I know you know is that they
• 26:11
  sing? They sing that soul man song? Right, Yeah, I'm a
• 26:15
  soul man anything anything? Yeah, Bro, that's you don't know if we
• 26:19
  don't know who these fools are. I watched a lot of I've watched a
• 26:22
  lot of TV. Bro. You know why I speak English pretty well?
• 26:26
  Bro, TV, dog and radio. I used to sit next to the
• 26:29
  TV and just listen to it. That's the Blues Brother. Okay, that
• 26:33
  looks like only one Jim Belushi in that one. Okay, yeah, okay,
• 26:37
  we could have done that. Okay, I've just seen that it does.
• 26:40
  That does look like board Broke, like shout out to Dolly boy goes
• 26:48
  hard fun first fun makes me laugh and they have seen her die all day
• 26:52
  for sure. I mean that's us too, but it's like that fools.
• 26:56
  Like he takes out a knife. He says that he's not a black and
• 27:00
  gold knife. Bro. Here's the type where if his kid don't rule for
• 27:04
  l A f C, he's that's not his kid. Yeah, he's like,
• 27:08
  well I guess I'm doing child support. Bye yeah, Bro. The
• 27:12
  only morning is he starts hitting him. Yeah, like his little nephew already
• 27:18
  rather die LFC fan that imagine imagine the pep talk before the car like he
• 27:22
  was like away yeah, you know the coper comto like no, like he
• 27:30
  loves it around like ale keating is like the the Nelson Mandela like of the
• 27:38
  group there Bro, like they always save his spot. They always woke him
• 27:44
  in with a blood boys like he walks in late bro and they like did
• 27:47
  like they treat him like be real bro. Like in it says like like
• 27:49
  somebody has a plot always rolled up, that one of the chicks is always
• 27:52
  like sh yeah, like we gotta give it to him. Give him some
• 27:56
  pizza, Like you gotta give it to him. This one came from after
• 28:00
  a wedding in a suit. That one. That one game. Yeah,
• 28:03
  he's never missed the game, dog, you know he could, he could.
• 28:06
  He came after his stepdad died. Yeah, he came after his stepdad
• 28:11
  passed. R ip. I believe his name was e But yeah, dude,
• 28:17
  that's right. Or die. I mean, I mean, if it
• 28:18
  brings you happiness, why would you not go? And he's happy dog when
• 28:21
  he's there, I honestly want to say, bro, Like hanging out with
• 28:26
  those fools has made my experience to me loving the sport a lot more bro
• 28:30
  because like it's different when you're a part of a supporter group, because you
• 28:33
  feel like you're like kind of like a part of a little small community and
• 28:36
  like you get to know all these fools. And then also too, I've
• 28:37
  also like like fallen in love with the experience of going to these games because
• 28:41
  like I've become like, instead of me being in front of the camera all
• 28:45
  the time, somebody cop I become the camera person, so I get to
• 28:48
  know I get to know these guys individually and talk to them individually, see
• 28:52
  what kind of stuff they are. Sometimes some of the homies are going through
• 28:55
  ish Sometimes some of the homies like are you know what I mean that they
• 28:57
  can't go inside the game. But they all come together and it's just good
• 29:00
  vibes, bro, and like they're all there for each other, you know
• 29:03
  what I mean. And that's that's kind of like, that's kind of like
• 29:06
  what sport, the comaraderie in sports and sportsmanship is supposed to do. And
• 29:11
  that's one of the beautiful things that football does for like a lot of a
• 29:15
  lot of people because those supporter groups is like you become really good friends with
• 29:18
  a lot of those guys. Remember King and the Hill. Yeah, And
• 29:22
  that's the only reason that I mean, obviously in college, that's the only
• 29:26
  reason. That's one of the things I'm like, Man, I don't get
• 29:26
  to be part of frat. I'm sorry, John Belushi, all right,
• 29:30
  Sorry I called him gym So I drank three espressos before I Meeka. Have
• 29:37
  you ever got a d dog? And that in this hotel. Remember watching
• 29:41
  that is that thing earlier? Ray, We're watching like top ten places that
• 29:45
  are like content and stuff like, we're gonna go through that tour when you
• 29:47
  come back. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go do that tour because we
• 29:48
  have to do contact that. I was gonna say, we should do that
• 29:52
  tour and it's hit a beaury and then we could just live stream the whole
• 29:55
  thing because he could get live stream in the bus. You know, if
• 29:57
  we take like a private limbe. I think that food smokelet has been announced
• 30:02
  take but very ghost yo that that that would be crazy though, But yeah,
• 30:15
  I'm supposed to do a stream with that fool soon. I don't know.
• 30:18
  We're thinking about it. I think we're gonna do for twelve. We're
• 30:19
  gonna go for the thousand milligrams each. Let's go, bully. I want
• 30:23
  to go bowling with you though, why all of a sudden because Chili Chili
• 30:26
  was bold? Because I want to I want to go. I'm down.
• 30:30
  But let's let's do it right though. Let's run a room out. Can
• 30:33
  you run a room where we can take a puff call? You could smoke
• 30:36
  anywhere regardless, and do I take mine in there. Yeah, can we
• 30:41
  take to I don't know, I think it'd be dope. Oh look you
• 30:44
  could, you could. I could get the birthday room. That's no problem.
• 30:47
  But it's just like it's just like bro, Like honestly, bro,
• 30:48
  somebody like, look, I'll give you the breakdown with bowling, all right.
• 30:52
  Bowling is expensive, y'all? Is it really? Yeah? Bro?
• 30:56
  Like when when you try to go at prime hours, bro, Like,
• 30:57
  look, bro, I like because I like I'm an avid bowler. I
• 31:00
  like rinning it out by the hour. Bro. I don't like going one
• 31:04
  game, two game. I go up there like like I'm talking to a
• 31:07
  hooker. How much for the hour? Bro? So okay, well why
• 31:11
  how long did it take? Can do a game? Bro? Be all
• 31:12
  right? So I run about four games in an hour? That's how much
• 31:15
  I get through games. Like if I'm going through that fast, if it's
• 31:18
  me and my lady, like just me and her just practicing, is four
• 31:21
  games in an hour? We lolly getting And I was like trying to finger
• 31:25
  banging shit. And I and I and I always and I and I always
• 31:27
  like to go anytime before two o'clock because anytime before two o'clock from opening time,
• 31:33
  the hour is like anywhere between twenty to thirty dollars right plus shoe rental
• 31:37
  most average places, shoe rental is like seven dollars ten dollars. You're looking
• 31:41
  at forty fifty dollars after two three pm. And on when when it's prime
• 31:48
  hours, that twenty to thirty dollars hour goes to seventy to eighty dollars an
• 31:52
  hour. Bro. For the keeping, I'm pretty sure no, Bro.
• 31:56
  I go to different bowling alleys every weekend, that's the usual, and day
• 31:59
  and Lucky Strikes here I thought. I was like, we went last time
• 32:01
  to Lucky Strikes with a Cyperstol show and I saw the fly and I was
• 32:05
  like, damn this homage a charge. But I was like, well they
• 32:07
  are in downtown. And then I went to a couple other places and yeah,
• 32:09
  Bro, after it at night when do cosmic bowling and all these like
• 32:13
  popping people, more people start showing up, it goes up to like eighty.
• 32:15
  So the best time for you to go bowling, bro is uh literally
• 32:19
  is literally, uh what is it in the mornings? Bro? So if
• 32:22
  I were to do an event, I would literally do like I would tell
• 32:24
  them I want to throw a birthday party and we'll run out all the lanes
• 32:28
  and it'll be like all four or five Stoners and we'll get all those lanes.
• 32:30
  I'm gonna do that, and I think I might do that for a
• 32:34
  like. I have a few bowling alleys that I know they could desperately need
• 32:37
  our help. They all desperately every bowling alley need some of these fools.
• 32:43
  Some of these fools really thought I rented out a whole bowling alley. No,
• 32:45
  I just walked into one that was fucking deserted, like literally, me
• 32:51
  and my girl were the only ones there for like an hour bro bowling like
• 32:54
  just and I would. And that's why I took that video. I was
• 32:57
  like, yop, just how you know what you're doing? It big ready?
• 32:59
  I readed it out nothing but but but my question is if it's so
• 33:02
  empty while they're charging so much? Uh oh, they didn't charge me that
• 33:07
  much, Like we got we went there before that time. But I like
• 33:09
  going to a certain time. But yeah, bowling alley bowling that if you're
• 33:13
  rented by the hour, it's going to be a certain time, So you
• 33:15
  always pay attention to the times. Uh. The more low key bowling alley,
• 33:19
  you go to the newer shoes you're gonna get to. The more popular
• 33:21
  it is, the more raggedy the shoes are. You're gonna get ungoles and
• 33:23
  stuff from somebody. Brois you haven't buy your own yet? Oh I'm buying
• 33:28
  them, yeah, like because I've been looking for the right pair, to
• 33:30
  be honest, but yeah, I have been looking into, uh, into
• 33:35
  doing something in a bowling alley, but it's just kind of hard for it
• 33:37
  to do, for it to do it. Not all bowling alleys are the
• 33:39
  same. And then like, not every one of them, not every single
• 33:44
  one of them takes care for you to have the best bowling experience. Bro.
• 33:46
  They got to oil those those floors. They got to make sure.
• 33:50
  I walked into one last week, bro and uh in El Monte, and
• 33:52
  it was it was run down, that's the way I was like, Bro,
• 33:55
  Like like they had a kitchen area, like a restaurant area. This
• 33:59
  place is like a haunted house. I was like the lights were off,
• 34:00
  the fish tangles empty, and I was like, man, what's going on
• 34:04
  in this place? I was, and and yeah, it's it's crazy,
• 34:07
  Bro. It's like it's not a dying business. But it's like a lot
• 34:08
  of people don't really go as much as you would think. But I don't
• 34:13
  know. I feel like it's it's not to make a comeback, you just
• 34:15
  have to, like it has to become popular. Bro, there's some there's
• 34:19
  some things where I just don't I don't understand whether they're not popular, like
• 34:21
  you know what else what else isn't as popular? But it's also a super
• 34:24
  expensive hobby. Paintballing. Yeah, dog, I used to have a paint
• 34:29
  there's a paintball like arena and like els nor dog. My dad bought me
• 34:31
  fucking the gun. He told his mother and then we found out how much
• 34:35
  the balls were, bro, get the fuck out of her dog. The
• 34:38
  balls, the balls, and then paintball. Paintballs are expensive as fuck.
• 34:42
  It's like like fifty bucks for like two thousand balls. And you can run
• 34:45
  that through. You can run that and like nothing, dog, let's see
• 34:47
  what you gotta automatic. You got a little dog. It adds up and
• 34:52
  then you got to fill up your fucking sealed two tank all the time.
• 34:54
  There's like these hobbies where like you think it's fun and then ship just like
• 34:58
  adds the funk up. Like you said, I didn't know. Sound like,
• 35:00
  man, that's pretty pricey. Like we're like a like not that prizy,
• 35:02
  but like you know what I mean, I mean eighty bucks for an
• 35:06
  hour. Yeah, an hour goes by pretty quick, bro. To be
• 35:08
  honest, bro, Like like I like bowling like two hours, Like I
• 35:13
  literally go two hours. I'll get a picture, two pictures, and I'm
• 35:15
  just like drinking, smoking my my makepen and I'm just I'm just I'm throwing
• 35:21
  them, throwing them fucking strikes for trying to you know. But yeah,
• 35:25
  try to go early, bro. I always try to go early. Bro.
• 35:28
  That's the best time. Like on Sundays, the one that we usually
• 35:30
  go to out of Santa Clarita, that one, Bro, people make bets.
• 35:34
  Is there anything like billiards? You know how people league? So when
• 35:38
  his league night, Bro, there's a lot of money. Like the fools
• 35:42
  are batting against each other, Like there's like obviously first prize for all the
• 35:45
  people competing, but then there's other fools that'll be like, are our team
• 35:47
  against your team? Four hundred bucks? What's up? And then everybody will
• 35:52
  just do it. Like my cousin started a boat. He's starting a bowling
• 35:54
  team and he asked me to join join his team, So I'm probably gonna
• 35:58
  be doing that soon, you know, start practicing. I got higher than
• 36:01
  one hundred and fifty the other day, so I'll post it up. And
• 36:06
  it wasn't by much, but I kind of got my little form down and
• 36:09
  stuff. But it's it's it's I like, I like it, Bro,
• 36:13
  I just what do you think i'd get on my first try? I haven't
• 36:15
  seen you bowl? I know, just what's the normal number? I don't
• 36:19
  know, Like I think I remember getting eighty five. We probably do like
• 36:22
  Chili did, like anywhere from eighty two. I think I did eighty five.
• 36:24
  Thinker getting five? Trust me, striking, it's kind of cool.
• 36:29
  Yeah, paintballing is definitely expensive too. I have I have two paintballs,
• 36:34
  and I think I went like five times, six times. Won don't you
• 36:37
  sell them? That's just like money sending there and storage and my dad has
• 36:45
  Yeah, bro, but it's just like money sitting there, Like I suck.
• 36:47
  It's such a very Latino thing to do, bro, Like, like
• 36:51
  it's not you know now, You're like, no fool, get rid of
• 36:53
  it. Like there's money to be made out there. There's money in these
• 36:55
  streets, bro, Like, I bet you if everybody out there, if
• 37:00
  if everybody out there who is who is watching the show right now, and
• 37:02
  everybody out there who who had just ever thought about thrifting and done all stuff,
• 37:07
  if you walked into your garage right now, your storage locker, your
• 37:12
  closet, I garat fucking te you there is money you are sitting on there,
• 37:17
  whether it's something so fucking stupid, like you're like, look this yetti
• 37:22
  fucking cooler that I took to the beach. Bro, you know how much
• 37:24
  a YETI cooler is. They're fucking expensive. Put that shit up on eBay
• 37:29
  and look it up. Bro. There's fucking money to be made out in
• 37:30
  these fucking streets. Bro. And you don't gotta sell dope. You don't
• 37:34
  gotta sell yourself. You just gotta sell shit that you just gotta post uff.
• 37:37
  Bro, The homie is art of reseale is one of the perfect examples.
• 37:40
  I can honestly tell you, bro, who fucking motivates me to do
• 37:44
  that shit? I had to get back speaking of reselling, joining my whatnot,
• 37:47
  My what Nott's going down on Sunday. I got a lot of cool
• 37:50
  stuff and I'm gonna already start us following whatnot, just having it, just
• 37:53
  keep on adding stuff. I don't care if it doesn't meet if it doesn't
• 37:57
  meet the bid that I want. If you've bid on it, you're gonna
• 38:00
  get it, bro, because I gotta get rid of a lot of stuff,
• 38:02
  gotta travel light. But like I said, is yeah, there's a
• 38:06
  lot of chances for you to come up. Uh there's hell of free gifts.
• 38:08
  Uh you know Propang, Kelly Blaze. Uh, you know, some
• 38:13
  magical gifts, some gummies and all that other good stuff if you win the
• 38:16
  proper bit on whatnot. So I will suggested to go to my stories I'm
• 38:19
  favors by his own and follow that link to the whatnot and check it out.
• 38:22
  But yeah, I offer up fakebook marketplace all that. He gets fucking
• 38:27
  down dog Like I'm not it's not my thing, like he inspires you,
• 38:30
  it's just not my thing. But Bro, this will takes risk. He
• 38:32
  takes chances like I've seen him like buy like some bulldogs. Yeah that bulldog
• 38:37
  thing he posted. I was like, oh, like how to him,
• 38:40
  it was like it's gonna cost me ten bucks, twenty bucks and if But
• 38:44
  because because he does that bro risk because he does that. Bro, That's
• 38:47
  why I look for other stuff. Bro. Like there's stuff where I'm like,
• 38:51
  why did I buy this? And then I look it up and I'm
• 38:52
  like, all right, let's google cool search this picture. And I was
• 38:54
  like, I knew this was worth something. But I've never had no come
• 38:58
  ups like how he has on buying stuff like that, because you gotta ask
• 39:00
  dog. He found He found a fucking like a bin huge has been a
• 39:05
  Bad Bunny T shirt for two dollars each. It was more than three hundred
• 39:08
  teahirts. If you wouldn't pay two dollars each, just still six hundred bucks,
• 39:12
  he still would have made money. He wanted to said how much for
• 39:14
  the whole bin? They told him forty bucks that Bad Bunny T shirt?
• 39:16
  Yeah, Bro, If I was he bro, I would literally find out
• 39:20
  whenever Bad Bunny is going to the going to the concert in Vegas, right
• 39:23
  there, get two three little documented workers, be like, let's come play
• 39:29
  it. I said, I killed like you know what he killed it with
• 39:30
  those DC huts. Yeah, I know he saw those DC hots with people
• 39:34
  waiting in line killing it. Getting then heyea, yeah, give me that
• 39:37
  ten bucks. Yah, give me that like, I guarantee you like this
• 39:38
  weekend at the swam Meat. I could predict it already, bro Mad,
• 39:43
  Horror Halloween gear Mad, Not Scary Farm gear Mad, six Flags, Horror
• 39:49
  Fright gear Mad, Disneyland gear Uh for what is it for? Company?
• 39:53
  I know I'm gonna see it there because I'm gonna go to the swam Meat
• 39:55
  this weekend. I'm gonna go ahead and check it out and I'm gonna post.
• 39:59
  I'm gonna be like, what did I say? And you know,
• 40:00
  if they're selling that for dirt cheap, they got it on cents on the
• 40:04
  dollar. When I went to Horror Nice Brother, me and my girl got
• 40:06
  two shirts for seven dollars, it was ninety percent off. When it is
• 40:09
  something ninety percent off. Never, dude, I wish gas was ninety percent
• 40:14
  off. It's just they That just means they don't even want it at the
• 40:15
  store. We don't even want to hear No. That means tough space for
• 40:19
  it. We don't have space for it. That means that that will take
• 40:21
  it. That means that means they're like all those suckers they paid full price
• 40:23
  for. This is the beginning and word October. We hope you got all
• 40:27
  your money worth because this these come up motherfuckers are gonna be like two dollars
• 40:30
  shirt. Why you gotta make me feel like that dollars? You don't think
• 40:32
  I feel like that when I buy the new this thing. Yeah, I
• 40:35
  went to the mall today and I saw the same honey, I bought the
• 40:38
  stupid chucky one. You made me feel like that with my rebox shoes,
• 40:43
  did I? Yeah? When you saw me Ross, Oh yeah, yeah,
• 40:45
  And I was like fuck like I was mad dog. But what were
• 40:50
  you saying about? Oh no, no, same jay? I literally you
• 40:52
  know that stupid chucky hooey. I bought that word. I've been more like
• 40:57
  twice already. That ship. I bought it for sixty bucks. I saw
• 41:00
  the money for twenty five bucks. Yeah, because it's Halloway's over, I
• 41:04
  gain. I was just like up And you don't think me. All air
• 41:07
  fresheners as Halloween stickers gonna be a fat fucking half off everybody this weekend on
• 41:10
  my website, Like candy, I gotta get rid. I gotta get rid
• 41:14
  of the Halloween stuff. If not, you're gonna get rid of your order
• 41:15
  regardless. Not explaining, but yeah, it's gonna be a half off.
• 41:19
  But yeah, so I'm just saying, man, make sure you guys,
• 41:22
  you guys, you guys are check it out, Yo, Ian Ray,
• 41:27
  y'all lucky as well. Y'all got to meet Chevy Woods. I thought he
• 41:30
  meant he was. I thought I read Chubby Chase for some reason, Like
• 41:34
  I was like, that was old as hell. He hasn't come around here.
• 41:36
  I would like to meet Chubby Chase. Chevy Chase is cool. Yeah,
• 41:40
  Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase or Chevy Woods. Chevy Woods is cool too.
• 41:46
  Yeah, Chevy Woods is cool. That food knows how to bowl.
• 41:50
  Apparently he knows how to bowl. Weis Khalifa's team knows how to bowl?
• 41:53
  Dizzy fool? You know who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
• 41:57
  Like I would not want to take the bowling trying to do the like damn
• 41:59
  Rick or like or Dizzy told us a go bowl? Also our serious dog?
• 42:04
  Yeah, bro, Like did he right? That's was he bowls?
• 42:07
  Dog? Like he has like he has the hell of a bowl. Who
• 42:10
  takes Like dude, like like how you're in the You're in the game,
• 42:14
  And I like everybody's like no, no, no, you just find out
• 42:16
  who you say you find out who played, because I wouldn't know. Damn.
• 42:21
  Yeah, I don't know. Bobo getting down as hell too. But
• 42:24
  he he's all private about it, Like I feel like he's been he has
• 42:28
  he livesn't he lives in those apartments where they have a bowling alley, then
• 42:30
  what yeah, there's a private bowling out. He could just run out for
• 42:35
  you know, if I had that price, you're not trying. If I
• 42:37
  had that dog, I would have just did that baller, I mean,
• 42:39
  I'm sure, but like what like there there are upper rich long apartments around,
• 42:43
  you know, around the area only alley and that that's pretty ballers.
• 42:46
  Because I just want to sound on his mind that I do want to department
• 42:50
  like that. Yeah, like I wouldn't want him. There's no reason to
• 42:52
  be not fit or buff or fat if your gym is in your apartment,
• 42:58
  because a lot of the time you wait thirty minutes at least get in there,
• 43:00
  they're back at least even if your gym's Yeah, just like for sure
• 43:05
  in the morning when i'd be going, I'd be like like halfway there,
• 43:07
  I'd be like I should stay home. It's cool. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:09
  that's what I mean. But if it's right there there two floors down.
• 43:15
  But you know what sucks about having a home gym just maintaining it. Bro
• 43:17
  like limpion see no, like an apartment apartment gym. Yeah, those are
• 43:24
  pretty good, like with the amenities, with the amenities. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:29
  that would be pretty I want to do that, live like one year
• 43:34
  living amenities because it looks cool, dude cozy, like live in the Equinox.
• 43:37
  Yeah, like on Friday night they do like movie nights. Kids.
• 43:42
  You can go like, I don't know, the homies live in some of
• 43:45
  those apartments. I'm like, I remember, I remember I was seeing somebody
• 43:47
  like in Long Beach or like you know, past or like they like,
• 43:52
  I would go so much to this apartment. It was like brand new and
• 43:54
  it was like a nice expensive apartment that they would have that kind of stuff.
• 43:58
  Like I would go to like wine make I would go to like food
• 44:00
  truck Night. Yeah, I would go to like yeah, just different stuff
• 44:04
  and I would just the fucking Catalina wy mixer. Yeah. But it's super
• 44:07
  hipster though, super hipster. Oh yeah, it's the whitest of the whitest,
• 44:12
  bro, It's the farmer's market crowd. It's it's you can afford twenty
• 44:15
  six hundred for a one bedroom. It's the fucking Catalina food market. Yeah,
• 44:22
  like he's a what is it? It's it's it's like you pay.
• 44:27
  I don't know, you you got super disposed bley incoming if you're living at
• 44:30
  those places, yeah, or just you're just making that much money, like
• 44:34
  you know. I the other day when I was driving by to Universal Studios,
• 44:37
  I drove by like Highland. I hate driving by that street just makes
• 44:44
  you feel like like like such a failure, Like you're just like, look
• 44:49
  at these houses, bro, and then and then and then you know then
• 44:52
  that's then's then I start taking to myself even more. I'm like, and
• 44:54
  these motherfuckers still find something to complain about. I was on Melrose. Can
• 45:00
  I get a bagel? I was on Melros where we have tinfoil hat and
• 45:06
  I was I was there early, so I was in my car and I
• 45:08
  was like, fucking, I'm gonna go on Zillow see if they have any
• 45:10
  apartments here, any condos or town homes. And I put it up there
• 45:15
  and I have a filter questions your ego Sometimes oh no, momss, I
• 45:21
  opened get rejected and like shots that I took it a bitch then fucking like,
• 45:27
  just look at it. Have that zillo break my heart. So I
• 45:30
  opened the zilo right and I already have a filter where it says like no
• 45:32
  more than three grand because you kind of like you can't afford it. And
• 45:36
  then when you when you've see that zero results zero and then I was like,
• 45:38
  it's not I got no internet, it's not working. So then I
• 45:42
  opened it up to seven Grand's that ship that needs to be round the dog.
• 45:45
  We just can't afford it, homie. Yeah. And you click on
• 45:49
  them, bro, and they're just they're dope, but they're just being not
• 45:52
  fre a grand. Yeah, yeah, not for a ground. You're just
• 45:54
  like two bedroom freak ground dog on Melrose. You're like, no, fucking
• 46:00
  you look at it and you're like and people are obviously doing it because there's
• 46:02
  fucking cars being read there's but it broke my ego. Dog. I was
• 46:07
  like, for sure there's something there for three ground. I wasn't even heyah,
• 46:09
  I don't need to do ayahuasca in the middle of the in the middle
• 46:13
  of the desert or like down there in Costa Rica. Nah, just open
• 46:15
  up zillo. You need an ego death. Just open up Zilo, bro.
• 46:17
  Nothing willa humble you more than open up a Zillo in California with you
• 46:22
  with goals and ambitions on your mind, like bro, Zillo is fucking will
• 46:28
  tell you what's up. And then when you start looking like like it says
• 46:30
  fine places that best fit your your budget. And then you look at it
• 46:35
  that you see ship hop Compton. Why it's like motherfucker trying to get away
• 46:38
  from there, bitch. They are slowly wiping us out, little by little.
• 46:45
  That's what it is, bro, Cause you know if nobody else can
• 46:47
  afford these houses, you know who's buying these houses, these big corporations that
• 46:52
  are rented that that already rent to the rich. That's the reason right now,
• 46:55
  if your house isn't paid off in the in like a South Central neighborhood
• 46:59
  or something like that, and you see that white neighbor move in right now,
• 47:01
  they're just getting early or early cashing in on that real estate, bro,
• 47:06
  Because sooner or later, when your neighbor's not able to afford that rant
• 47:09
  and he has to sell that house and he moves to bud Fux San Bernardino
• 47:14
  or fucking Palmdale or or just for just to generalize it. The I E.
• 47:17
  And plus I was like, you're you're you're for sure gonna see another
• 47:22
  white person move in or another person that is on a different tax bracket that
• 47:25
  already has been in contact with that retailer, and that that retail comp that
• 47:30
  that that real estate company has already had your eyes on that freaking on that
• 47:34
  house. And let's just say another person of RASA or a colored person tries
• 47:37
  to buy that house. They have the endless budget to outbid you and out
• 47:42
  do it. And best believe, you might think you're gonna get it one
• 47:45
  day, but you're not gonna get it, bro, because these companies are
• 47:47
  doing that every day. They're black they're blackout. But like he said,
• 47:52
  blackout black Blackout company is buying out all the neighborhoods across America. And that
• 47:57
  is owned by that's divided into like four sub companies. Bro. Like literally
• 48:00
  the house that we we all like, the what is it? The what
• 48:05
  is it where you make the payments to? We just got a letter.
• 48:07
  Just just switch the just switch the they switch hands. I looked up the
• 48:10
  company that is owned by Blackout Blackrock, Yeah, Blackrock, sorry, Blackrock,
• 48:15
  but Uh no, you're gonna be that same person. Okay, your
• 48:21
  your parents are almost done paying the house. I'm sure your markets is pretty
• 48:23
  cheap. So what you would do is you would remodel the house and then
• 48:28
  rent that ship for tank gram and go live in like you said, jip
• 48:31
  with you can get a house for two the grand and now you got eight
• 48:35
  grand to do what the fuck you want? Nice little apartment in cool?
• 48:39
  You know what I mean? That's the move that you're you're gonna be able
• 48:43
  to do what these jews do to everybody. Yeah, but I would like
• 48:45
  to do it like money, look at this money. I would look at
• 48:49
  this money. He's like, oh, I would like to do it.
• 48:51
  I would like to do it. I don't just remodel the place. I
• 48:52
  would like to do it in like multiples though, bro, Like these fools
• 48:54
  are smart. Bro, Like you know what's crazy? Like when like when
• 48:58
  you see somebody these fools to get like, yeah, my dad don't multiple
• 49:00
  properties, You're like, damn, who the fuck told this fools to buy
• 49:01
  properties when they were young? Like that? I wish somebody would have told
• 49:05
  my five family, like hey, just right now the houses are good by
• 49:07
  one or two you gotta be smart. You want to be you just gotta
• 49:10
  dude. I decided to buy EDC tickets and buy a big cooin, a
• 49:14
  big coin same price two thousand, thousand and eight, I think of two
• 49:19
  thousand and nine. I thought you were going to say two thousand dollars for
• 49:21
  I was like, what the off? Oh? When I went to d
• 49:23
  C, I knew about bigcoin, and I remember telling abou homie, should
• 49:27
  I buy a big coin? And then I was like, nah, I
• 49:29
  want to go to DC. And I didn't buy the bigcoin because I went
• 49:32
  to d C. That was back that that rave cost me three thousand and
• 49:38
  third, like thirty thousand dollars. I would have bought that bigcoin and held
• 49:43
  it instead of going to the EDC because I was one of the other DC
• 49:46
  or the big coin. My homian was like, ah, for fuck's stupid,
• 49:51
  We're gonna do that. Sometimes you gotta take that risk, bro.
• 49:54
  Like you've seen like that movie Dumb Money, Like there's like that. I
• 49:58
  like the way that movie was directed and it was produced. Haven't seen the
• 50:00
  get Right? You should watch it because like it. Although you're probably not
• 50:06
  a fan of Pete Davidson, but there's a there's different perspectives into the different
• 50:12
  kind of people that were into this stock when it was going and now what's
• 50:15
  going on. Yeah, So there's like the perspective of like this like mom
• 50:19
  who like is single and she's raising a kid, and she like everybody's holding
• 50:22
  right because that was the whole thing. There's like somebody who actually works at
• 50:24
  game Stop and like he tells his parents like, go, I'm gonna buy
• 50:28
  you a house and all this stuff. And then there's like obviously the main
• 50:30
  dude, and there's like another person involved, but they're all different perspectives and
• 50:35
  then you just see it. Sometimes you just get lucky. Bro. I
• 50:37
  do not believe I'm saying this, but I would rather watch Burke Chrischer than
• 50:43
  Pete Davison Stand up. Damn there, I said it. Copy acs,
• 50:49
  bro, How you gonna hate on Broke Crashes for did a carnival a carnival
• 50:52
  cruise? He had a bunch of white people. Obviously that's white people should
• 50:57
  but you got to give it to him. Dog comedy Creuse is like white
• 51:00
  people like Rich Trader. Shit, did you see the video? I don't
• 51:04
  know if it was in your algorithm, but it was in my algorithm.
• 51:07
  The ship Carnival. So these foods went on a carnival cruise. Right,
• 51:12
  you're going a carnival cruise. Ship Carnival. You go on a carnival cruise.
• 51:15
  Right, You're in the middle of the ocean. And I don't know
• 51:19
  what happened in the middle of the ocean. Some shit went down that the
• 51:22
  fucking there was a fire that started in the carnival cruise. Fire started like
• 51:27
  they fucked up the whole bottom engine. The engine wasn't working no more so
• 51:30
  if the engine wasn't working, guess what's not working electricity? The toilets in
• 51:34
  the middle of the ocean, they can't move. Dog food starts going bad.
• 51:38
  They told these guys, you can watch it. This happened like two
• 51:42
  thousand and eight or something like that. They told them, you know how,
• 51:45
  they have like the PSA. They told these guys, hey, PSA,
• 51:47
  guysoms aren't working, so we're gonna walk by and give everybody red bags
• 51:52
  to take shit, to take shits in. Dog Carnival cruise made people take
• 51:57
  shits in red bags. Their food was going bad. Homie took him like
• 52:01
  four or five days to like get out of there. Yeah, bro,
• 52:05
  it was leaking like the and then and then one of the I don't know
• 52:07
  what they were saying, like it wasn't calibrated right, so it started like
• 52:10
  not being like leveled, so it started leaning out a five degree angle,
• 52:15
  and all the piss was going to one angle. The hotel of the fucking
• 52:19
  carnival cruise. Oh that's nasty. They owned this mothern homie. People were
• 52:22
  sleeping outside. Dog when I heard about this, never ever will ever consider
• 52:27
  carnival cruise, which I already didn't. I just wouldn't consider it. I'm
• 52:30
  just not gonna consider a cruise period. Yeah don't. I'm on you with
• 52:34
  this one he's on. But look at that ship. That's gross. They
• 52:36
  were there for three days, but you could smell it ship on ship.
• 52:38
  Dog. They literally were telling people, got ship in the back and all
• 52:40
  these people they just gave him more credit. Chill me though, rolling this
• 52:45
  man, and then you know what they did at one point, one point
• 52:46
  they were like to calm them down. They gave him a free bar.
• 52:51
  Dog. Maybe exactly they learned the hard like fuck because people started fighting.
• 52:57
  They were aggravated. Yeah, yup, Dog, it was this mother a
• 53:00
  homeie and like someone at one point somebody wanted to jump off the fucking car.
• 53:05
  It was a whole like thirty minutes, like Bud before, it's so
• 53:08
  cross, but you're not being stuck in a fucking boat full of shit.
• 53:13
  I just like the idea. The rooms are not like hotel rooms, bro.
• 53:16
  Like, it's like you're it's like a small room with just a bed,
• 53:20
  Like I just I don't know, bro like, I just the ocean
• 53:22
  just makes me feel like so uneasy. Bro Like, I just don't like
• 53:27
  that ship. Bro. And then they had to get towed in, if
• 53:30
  you know what I mean, yeah, like a big First of all,
• 53:31
  there's no there's no tug boat for this. There's like it has to be
• 53:35
  like a big ass tug brog. And then these morons the wind was taken
• 53:38
  a more into the ocean. Bro it mother the dog like you gotta watch,
• 53:43
  like like I'm obviously like butchering a bunch of it, but bro,
• 53:45
  like, just it'll make you never ever think about getting on a carnival.
• 53:50
  And you know what show is tight It's on the Discovery Channel. It's where
• 53:58
  they fish for king. I had some chick that was in that's in love
• 54:04
  with that show that was dating that show was Yeah, to see all these
• 54:07
  people make money on the boat, big ass ship. That shit's expensive too,
• 54:10
  bro. Like the ship that they catch is so fucking expensive, bro,
• 54:15
  and they make hell of money, but you're just taking it out of
• 54:19
  the ocean. I peaches gukas. They only work like three four months of
• 54:22
  the year the food. They can die. But yeah, of course,
• 54:25
  dog, you don't get paid three fucking three months for years worth of work
• 54:30
  if your life isn't in danger. Could you do that oil mal job?
• 54:34
  I heard you can die in that too, Bro, I would rather do
• 54:37
  I wouldn't do that oil maal thing. I think that that's like long term,
• 54:40
  long term health conditions to your body. Like doesn't the homide Joe science
• 54:45
  do that science? The one from Colorado like he's from Denver or Texas or
• 54:52
  whatever whatever, like, but yeah, like I think he I think one
• 54:54
  of I think that food does that ship like oil oil rig work. Yeah
• 55:00
  that's kind of crazy, bro like, but yeah, you can die like
• 55:01
  that, like you know, which one wants. One thing that I don't
• 55:06
  think I could do because I think my dumb mouse would just fuck up the
• 55:08
  cables, Like it couldn't be an electrician, like like on a fucking power
• 55:13
  like on power cord. Just have you seen videos where people just fucking touch
• 55:15
  the wrong thing and they'll fall straight. The other day, I turned on
• 55:20
  the light and I got shocked like that. I was like, this is
• 55:22
  it? Like I thought, I thought I was gonna get the I thought
• 55:25
  I was. You remember a street Fighter when that you went when Ryou touched
• 55:29
  his blanca And I was like, like, I thought that was gonna happen
• 55:32
  because that's an unlimited amount of electricity and like a switch. Yeah, I
• 55:38
  call Joe Bonnie, what do I do? Yeah? Was that the baby
• 55:45
  shower? Yeah? No, he told me. Yeah, he told me
• 55:47
  about that little contest. It was funny. He won too, So yes,
• 55:52
  I'll get out of the bottle. I saw this thing on HBO last
• 55:57
  night, the Yetti massacre. I've seen it. When did you see it
• 56:01
  in the rabbit hole? Huh? When did you see it? No?
• 56:05
  When like two weeks ago? Now you know I'm in the ship. Was
• 56:07
  crazy. I think it was because there was a bunch of theories. It's
• 56:10
  not an avalanche, for sure, bro of course, not an avalanche.
• 56:14
  Like an avalanche, you would have been like frozen however you stayed. But
• 56:16
  like that bitch had her tongue ripped out. Uh and some fool some food
• 56:21
  was beat up, like immit tale bro like just like just fucking like unrecognizable.
• 56:25
  I'm like, who does that? Like? You gotta watch this documentary.
• 56:29
  It's pretty, It's like, it's nice. There's a lot of theories.
• 56:30
  It's not just saying it's one the Yeti massacre. You know that's one,
• 56:37
  the Russian Yeti massacre. That's one conspiracy theory. It's hard for me
• 56:42
  to get around on about to watch it, right and they say, okay,
• 56:46
  look for here's the thing. But this was in nineteen and nineteen.
• 56:50
  But it goes back even deeper because like for the Nazis and Stalin both knew
• 56:54
  that there was that that they they even had a special unit look for fucking
• 57:00
  what they considered a Yeti or a fucking a bigfoot if they're kind, because
• 57:05
  they had spoken to the native people. The native people had told these fools
• 57:08
  like, hey, it's dangerous out there. There's ship out there that we
• 57:12
  don't we just can't explain. Let's go to Patreon. What is it that
• 57:15
  we just can't explain? And uh and and yeah, fool like this will
• 57:19
  send out a whole team of expiration, Like Stalin had a whole team of
• 57:22
  fools looking for this YETI, and he knew it was real. Dog Hitler
• 57:24
  was looking for a YETI to try to military militarize these these these beings,
• 57:30
  bro, because they knew, Like everybody who got killed by these fools,
• 57:34
  they never saw it coming. These these things like are so fucking smart.
• 57:38
  Dog super soldiers. They're saying that the Russians creating super soldier, remember that
• 57:43
  theory. Yeah, it's because food. They try to impregnate a fucking they
• 57:46
  try to impregnate a female lady with like fucking gorilla sperm dog or something like
• 57:52
  that. And they said that they out of all the trials, one of
• 57:54
  them was successful, and they kind of like like what came out was quote
• 57:59
  unquote the missing but it died or something like that. If you don't think
• 58:01
  there's a scientist right now doing that type of science, oh dog, I
• 58:07
  just can't. Yeah, but the Nazi kind of science is fucking crazy,
• 58:13
  bro, Like I just see like I remember I saw that documentary on stuff
• 58:15
  and then they show that black and white fucking stuff. I had to turn
• 58:17
  that ship off, bro, Some of that ship is just like like when
• 58:21
  they're sowing people together, Like for I threw up. It's nasty to me.
• 58:28
  Yeah, I threw up that ship like because it's ship like that freaks
• 58:34
  me out. Dog, I can't. I can't believe that that your body
• 58:38
  cannot physically contain itself when you're watching an image like that. Amazing, Like
• 58:45
  certain things, certain things that I just say disgusting things sometimes. I know
• 58:50
  I say disgusting things broll, but saying them and seeing them are two different
• 58:52
  things. Like did you see the the hockey player gets his fucking throat?
• 58:58
  Oh, I just I didn't see the whole aftermath. I just saw that
• 59:00
  he was on the front. He was just like that. That's fucking wild.
• 59:05
  That looked intentional, though, you think so, you think he should
• 59:08
  be charged with this. Isn't a figure skating conscious for you to lift up
• 59:13
  your leg like you're doing a hell hitler, you know what I mean?
• 59:15
  Like he lifted his leg up like like it was Lukeane, or he lifted
• 59:21
  his leg up like sweet Share music to the fucking face intentional to kill him?
• 59:25
  I don't think so. Was it intentional? Maybe he hit him more
• 59:29
  yeah, but I don't think this should be manslaughter. Okay, why why
• 59:31
  was there a need for him to lift this leg up? There was no
• 59:35
  need. But have you ever played a sport where there's no need to pull
• 59:37
  to fucking hit him in the elbow. But it's a fucking sport and it's
• 59:39
  a contact sport. Tussles. Just don't send me the video. Somebody's text
• 59:44
  me right now. I'll send you the video like I already seen it.
• 59:47
  I do not need to see that. Dog. There's been tons where like
• 59:50
  you're playing soccer and you slid on someone and then you see them and you
• 59:52
  stomp on their feet. I must because you're an asshole. It's fucking I
• 59:55
  don't know, dog, I don't think you should get manslaughter. I mean,
• 59:58
  it's fucked up, a piece of shit. He should ever play hockey
• 1:00:00
  ever again. But for him to be act like I don't think he was
• 1:00:02
  trying to kill him. It's not premitted murder. Yeah, it's not not
• 1:00:07
  premitted to murder. Again, like these fools have beef like that's what I'm
• 1:00:12
  saying. It's known to be a dirty player. That's what I heard the
• 1:00:15
  other fool. But seeing the way the one that killed the other food was
• 1:00:16
  known to be a dirty player. Damn. So that is kind of not
• 1:00:21
  a good look for you. But at the end of day, I don't
• 1:00:22
  think it should be manslaughter. Dog Like, I don't know. I mean,
• 1:00:25
  like, do you get manslaughter if you kill someone in the ring?
• 1:00:29
  I think you do? You get you get involuntary manslaughter. I kill someone
• 1:00:32
  in the ring, No, you don't. If a Scot killed someone in
• 1:00:36
  the ring, he's not going to jail. I don't think they press charges
• 1:00:38
  because that's a risk you take. That's what I'm saying. I think there's
• 1:00:40
  a risk you take when you play sports in a weird way. There's a
• 1:00:44
  blade involved. There's a blade involved. Have you ever have you ever seen
• 1:00:47
  one of those blades? Bro, They're sharp. They give you when you
• 1:00:51
  run them out, like if you go like this to it, your fingers
• 1:00:53
  getting cut into the tissue. Yeah yeah. And these are these are professional
• 1:00:57
  hockey players and not the there's not the ice skates that they give you got
• 1:01:00
  fucking at the river's side in Have you ever been ice skating? Yeah?
• 1:01:04
  Hardest fuck the person that mean, person of my size don't belong on ice.
• 1:01:07
  I will never do that. Rolla. I would never do that again.
• 1:01:10
  Never. I remember one time I was just like, bitch, how'd
• 1:01:13
  you learn your lesson? I just like kept falling, Bro, I learned
• 1:01:15
  my lesson so bad, dog slit, Bro. I should have got I
• 1:01:20
  should have got jumped from rollerblading and ching going, but I getting and kind
• 1:01:23
  of, Oh, I thought you were ice skating both of them, didn't
• 1:01:25
  matter. I've done it. I don't remember if I was ice skating a
• 1:01:28
  rollerblad, but I'm I'm fucking kind of getting the hang of it. I
• 1:01:30
  think it was ice skating. Honestly, I don't remember, but I was
• 1:01:32
  with the chick, and I'm doing it because you're a chick and they tell
• 1:01:36
  you romantic dates. Depending. Okay, so I think it was ice skating
• 1:01:40
  and rollerblading. But I remember was I'm getting the hang of it kind of,
• 1:01:45
  and she's kind of getting the hang of it too, and I fall
• 1:01:50
  and the closest thing to me are these two little kids. So I grabbed
• 1:01:53
  them dog and bring them down. I almost whis dog bro dude, out
• 1:01:59
  of instinct. The stink thought it wasn't like I didn't. These are my
• 1:02:00
  kids, like you. I would have never done that. I should have
• 1:02:02
  took the l but I'm falling in that. That's why I just grab them
• 1:02:06
  bring them down with me. Though the girls like, what the fuck did
• 1:02:09
  you just do? The parents are looking at me. Bro. I left.
• 1:02:13
  I didn't even go one more time around. I said, this is
• 1:02:15
  it. I dipped out. Bro embarrassing like that. I should have got
• 1:02:17
  talked to why are you grabbing people's kids? Brow and wins up. Bro
• 1:02:22
  had a moment like that too, but it was worse in Mexico. So
• 1:02:29
  we went to the Sonotas, Right, what is those those holes that like
• 1:02:34
  you're swimming? Yeah, you go in there as a group, and there
• 1:02:38
  was a thorry. There was a thorry chicken there, right, and there's
• 1:02:45
  a part where like you have to hold onto each other in line that you're
• 1:02:49
  swimming, and like food, Like I panic when I feel like something's touching
• 1:02:55
  me or ship like that, so like I have a life chacking on and
• 1:02:59
  everything. But like all I kept thinking was like man, there's nana condo
• 1:03:02
  under their food. Like I just kept thinking like just the worst, right,
• 1:03:06
  or like what if an alligator snook in here? And I just kept
• 1:03:08
  thinking the worst. And I feel something about my feet food, and I
• 1:03:12
  have my hands on what do I do? I fucking push her down,
• 1:03:16
  just start fucking splashing and ship like that. And then like she starts making
• 1:03:21
  like special needs voices like why would you behind her? Didn't she was the
• 1:03:25
  person next in line, she was in front of me, you know what
• 1:03:27
  I mean, Like you didn't want to be rude obviously, Yeah, like
• 1:03:29
  i'd be like, hey, I don't want to have the little bitargeter person
• 1:03:30
  or like, you know, I didn't think I was gonna do that.
• 1:03:32
  That's not really way bad, you know. So I just remember like food,
• 1:03:37
  like it was just bad because I dunked her food, like she went
• 1:03:39
  under the water. And yeah, like because I just I just had an
• 1:03:44
  instinct, bro, and that I had to apologize to her parents and ship.
• 1:03:46
  Yeah, bro, I didn't apologize. I did because like I just
• 1:03:49
  dipped. I said sorry to the kids. I'm like, I'm so sorry,
• 1:03:52
  and I think I knew that. I don't know. I didn't even
• 1:03:53
  know if the parents looked at me. I don't know if they saw me.
• 1:03:55
  I just you know, it's like that thing when you're just like when
• 1:03:59
  you're running dogs, looking forward, like you don't want to fight or flight.
• 1:04:01
  Yeah, I was like, I gotta go the girls like and you
• 1:04:03
  know how you know, even though like at the time, you're broke.
• 1:04:06
  Man, I can't believe I just wasted sixty bucks right now leaving right now.
• 1:04:11
  This chick's embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. But hey, you know what's embarrassing.
• 1:04:17
  That's right here. Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. I don't know.
• 1:04:26
  We still can't see it and see oh wait now it is. Oh that's
• 1:04:32
  fucking nasty's grown. So many people sent me that video and you again,
• 1:04:39
  no, it just it just looks nasty, bro, I'm not looking at
• 1:04:41
  that. It's all right. So he's high hungry, he's hungry. He's
• 1:04:47
  like, it is so fucking nasty, and that food must fucking stink.
• 1:04:51
  You know, imagine the right home. You know, he got in between
• 1:04:55
  his armpit and his big old tit. You have to you have to get
• 1:04:57
  like, you have to get like one of those Costco forklift to pick that
• 1:05:01
  food up. Dog shout out to Roger Lopez. Supposed that that ship is
• 1:05:05
  nasty, bro, Like, honestly, you gotta hold that person down.
• 1:05:10
  You got like for the kids, I feel bad for the kids. They're
• 1:05:13
  like oh my god, everything. Yeah, I know this sounds. I
• 1:05:15
  know this sounds. I know this sounds kind of funked up because it's a
• 1:05:18
  it's a job, and I almost want to throw over right now. We
• 1:05:20
  should do it. But like you know, he's on how much to clean
• 1:05:24
  the bathrooms after like an l A f C game playoffs? We want which
• 1:05:32
  bathroom playoffs? We won? The coke bathroom? You want? No,
• 1:05:38
  no, no, no, no, no, no, no no the
• 1:05:39
  second floor. I want to say, second floor? How much? Come
• 1:05:43
  on, dog? Five grand to clean the whole bathroom? You tell me
• 1:05:46
  you ain't gonna get in the stacks and now polish the floors to solo though
• 1:05:50
  there's you know, your girl, okay, you can, you can,
• 1:05:53
  you can get someone to help. Obviously it can be your girl, your
• 1:05:55
  friend, but obviously you need to yeah, your mom, Yeah, experience,
• 1:05:59
  but you got you? Who got you? But you gotta be in
• 1:06:01
  the man thank grand powerwasher. Yeah, I'm walking in there with the no
• 1:06:09
  no no no, I'm no, I'm well, yeah, I fool.
• 1:06:13
  I'm gonna have to clean the water up too, So what the fuck like,
• 1:06:15
  I just need to I'm not gonna be up there. I'm just saying,
• 1:06:19
  because I've seen those bathrooms after we're done with them, and it's just
• 1:06:23
  pissed everywhere full. One time, I couldn't use the bathroom that I used
• 1:06:26
  to do cocing because like somebody had just made a mask, dog, like
• 1:06:30
  somebody didn't even ship. They they like, I'm pretty sure they squatted on
• 1:06:34
  the toilet and it just and it just went like because it was like a
• 1:06:40
  spider web of ship. I feel bad and I was just like and I
• 1:06:45
  just I just I walked out. I went, I went to the bathroom
• 1:06:48
  all the way where the fucking Ford Maverick is at. And then, yeah,
• 1:06:54
  I can see why you don't like raves. Dog. I've seen some
• 1:06:56
  bathrooms at some Rain's because full certain bathrooms will make me throw up. Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  I mean, dude, I'm pretty good at it, and I've thrown
• 1:07:01
  up. I'm not thrown up, but I gotta leave. I can't even
• 1:07:04
  be in here. Though. Honestly, based on people ship bro, people
• 1:07:09
  should get their ship exam. If you don't want to get blood work,
• 1:07:11
  just get your stool examined. Literally, you can go back to get your
• 1:07:15
  stool examined, and you will know for a fact like this you should get
• 1:07:19
  like a pregnancy test to get your stool examined, and like it should be
• 1:07:23
  like it's being way number two go to the doctor and then number three to
• 1:07:28
  stut's pooling in the way. You know what I mean, Like straight up,
• 1:07:30
  bro, because there's there's a lot of people, bro that they write
• 1:07:33
  in their stomachs, dog, they are not right in their stomachs. Like
• 1:07:39
  if you're not taking regular solid ships on the daily, something's wrong. Like
• 1:07:45
  see Broke crashing them talking about that ship all the time. Thompson girl is
• 1:07:48
  like or Brock crashes, Like, dude, I just spray the funk out
• 1:07:51
  of that ship every day, just like eating lunchables and ate. He says.
• 1:08:00
  He's like, I don't even know what taking the ship. He's like,
• 1:08:01
  I just go in there spray it. Sometimes I get to the top
• 1:08:04
  where that the water can get it. Somebody Jeffrey said, the worst people
• 1:08:09
  that ship are at Disneyland, straight up, straight the fuck up, bro.
• 1:08:15
  The worst kind of ships are theme park shits. Specifically, there's somebody
• 1:08:19
  should be a fuck There should be a fucking page called like bombing the bathroom
• 1:08:25
  at Disneyland, bro, Like it's just like taking a ship at Disneyland,
• 1:08:29
  cause, bro, like, but like that shit is disgusting, bro.
• 1:08:32
  Sometimes, like like I'm pretty sure I've walked into certain bathrooms and I'm like
• 1:08:38
  I could smell the cancer and somebody's fucking somebody's wrecked them, bro Like,
• 1:08:43
  like when it's a constant way to someone eat. For real, dark people
• 1:08:45
  that go to Disneyland aren't the healthiest people in the world. You're right,
• 1:08:48
  Doug, You're right. You see a lot, You see a lot of
• 1:08:51
  corritos. Like, lady, I'm sorry, if you're not over sixty years
• 1:08:57
  old, there's no reason for that corrito. If you're bigger than the get
• 1:09:00
  your ass up and walk. I was like, oh, for real,
• 1:09:01
  get your ass up and walk, man, like that ship like I know
• 1:09:04
  it's hard on right to talk to me, like like that's a fucking the
• 1:09:08
  sounds like one of them big ass, fucking great people like in there.
• 1:09:12
  But that's what like, because literally, bro, those fools, some little
• 1:09:14
  caritos that are not over sixty and fucking big as fuck. They look like
• 1:09:16
  big fucking you know the the you know, the when the Connon candy is
• 1:09:19
  sold by the pie Stuffle. They look like they called the candy piles on
• 1:09:24
  the little thing. Bro. They're just going like I need to go first
• 1:09:26
  on hunted mansion. No you fucking don't. You fucking fat piece of shit
• 1:09:29
  went in line, Bro, fucking lose some fucking weight, fucking like real,
• 1:09:32
  like with those zimpic and all these other fucking ways to lose weight,
• 1:09:35
  you should be able to give it a try, like for real, bro,
• 1:09:39
  Like there's no reason why everybody else should suffer because of that. I
• 1:09:42
  remember one time I had it bad, bro, when I was at the
• 1:09:44
  LAFC game BRO, with this fucking lard ass fucking sat next to me.
• 1:09:46
  Like this fool was fucking so fucking fat, bro, where Like I literally
• 1:09:51
  like my girl told me, She's like, I'll sit on your lap because
• 1:09:54
  I know you're uncomfortable. How this fool was like leaning like into the fucking
• 1:09:57
  seat. I'm like, and I was just like, fool, Like this
• 1:10:00
  should be a fucking crime, bro, Like you should be able to pay
• 1:10:02
  for two fucking seeds if you're this fucking big. Think about it on an
• 1:10:06
  airplane. It's even worse. Oh yeah, on an airplane, bro,
• 1:10:11
  Like that's why for sure, Like the best way to travel is first class
• 1:10:13
  if it's if it's a long ass flight, bro, like, because you're
• 1:10:15
  not gonna sit next to a fucking like a fucking quarter pounder, you know,
• 1:10:20
  like going on the airplane. Bro, that's way more than a quarter
• 1:10:24
  pounder. I'm sorry. That's what they eat for breakfast is a quarter pounder.
• 1:10:29
  That's a fucking old herbs to those foods dogs, that's a slider,
• 1:10:31
  Bro. Can they get four quarter pounders? I'm not even lying, like
• 1:10:35
  put toothpicks. Like the way Zoo eats. Oh, I don't know.
• 1:10:40
  I don't know if you're like I kicked a zoo a couple of times,
• 1:10:42
  bro. The way he orders food, dog, that's a that's a it's
• 1:10:45
  a fucking problem dog everything on the menu. And he's rich, so it
• 1:10:51
  doesn't matter when you can afford to eat like that and you're unhealthy too.
• 1:10:57
  That's the worst recipe, dog, like real, that's the worst recipe.
• 1:11:00
  When you can just like and then this will do coke. Damn that fat
• 1:11:04
  fucked coke. No fense, my boy. But you should be doing coke
• 1:11:08
  like that, fool. Nobody should be doing coke. But go on.
• 1:11:12
  Somebody said, oh old zamp pig, oh old zamp big. I'm gonna
• 1:11:17
  make that into it. Shute freezer your stomach, weight, gonna freeze your
• 1:11:27
  stomach. You know I'm not gonna take it. Take it to freeze your
• 1:11:30
  stomach. You're not supposed to eat on it. If you do, just
• 1:11:34
  take a picture and photoshop my abs, and I'd be like, that's what
• 1:11:36
  I looked like ten years ago. Tell my kids like, I'll just be
• 1:11:41
  like, I literally, I literally have chili pictures. Fuck ber Crasher lost
• 1:11:45
  forty pounds. Ber Krysler is fucking rich, exavier, not what the rich
• 1:11:49
  does. Fat roll off, the fat, the richer you are, I
• 1:11:54
  didn't know. The rich you are, the fatter, the faster fat rolls
• 1:11:57
  off. If it be of age, it can get rid of fat real
• 1:12:00
  easily. He just worked out and he went on a carnival diet. Eat
• 1:12:05
  me only meat, guarantee you be full fast, start eating stopping to stop
• 1:12:13
  eating breads. Look at that man, exactly. Cars are difficult, but
• 1:12:18
  sugar. But it isn't being sugar, but it isn't being fat difficult to
• 1:12:23
  Yeah, then there you go. Pick what difficulty you want. Sometimes,
• 1:12:27
  pick what difficulty you want. Trust me, dog sucks. Don't need tagos
• 1:12:32
  taste. I like my first PEPs like a long time yesterday. She was
• 1:12:35
  fire. I had a root beer like two days ago, and I was
• 1:12:39
  like it does. And you're like, do you know what sugars in that?
• 1:12:44
  Like you saw that post? Now my Instagram is attacking me for my
• 1:12:45
  Instagram is showing me those videos. It was like, this is the new
• 1:12:48
  Dunkin Donuts Freeze Freezy and it's hass, three hundred grams of sugar. And
• 1:12:55
  the dude's like he's pretty much said he says it like this. He's like
• 1:12:59
  he's like, oh my god, look at all this sugar. But what
• 1:13:00
  he's really trying to say is like, you're gonna die, fat ass,
• 1:13:03
  if you keep fucking buying this. If I if those fools made more fucking
• 1:13:08
  if those fools made more fucking videos. But they were like, hey,
• 1:13:11
  like I should I should do that video. Be like I should probably make
• 1:13:14
  one of those videos. Be like, what's up everybody? This the new
• 1:13:15
  fucking dunket doing this icy And I know if you're a fat ass like me,
• 1:13:18
  let me show you how much fucking fat you're gonna get when you get
• 1:13:21
  this ship. You see this, lord ass fucking a whole cup of sugar.
• 1:13:25
  Damn you want to look like Lizo or Louis Anderson. No you don't,
• 1:13:28
  didn't think, So throw this shit away, get some water, fat
• 1:13:30
  ass, and then I just fucking chug water. Then like, ray,
• 1:13:34
  we're gonna make that a new production, bro where we just like, instead
• 1:13:39
  of P two P is just F two F fat too fat, communications let's
• 1:13:44
  go. Yeah, somebody's look at XG's he eats meat every day, Look
• 1:13:53
  at how skinny he is. I'm pretty sure that was a gay joke.
• 1:13:59
  I don't know. I just want to read it that way, like I
• 1:14:00
  feel like you forgot to put quotation marks in the meat part. I don't
• 1:14:03
  know. Check out look at Tom Tom looking great people. But Bert Bert
• 1:14:09
  Kreischer can't go from a carnival diet to a carnivore diet and just say that's
• 1:14:13
  all. That's all he's doing. I really want to know what he's doing.
• 1:14:15
  Because Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan is transparent, Joe Rogan is like Joe
• 1:14:19
  Rogan. Joe Rogan would be like, well, I fucking started eating qualasperm
• 1:14:23
  and I got six packs after it, and he'd be like, and everybody's
• 1:14:25
  buying qualsperm, you know what I mean. Not that I'm saying that's what
• 1:14:28
  it was, that's what it was, But Joe Rogan would literally be transparent
• 1:14:30
  with it. I feel like like Bert has to document this whole thing and
• 1:14:33
  be like, all right, what's up, fat ass right here about to
• 1:14:38
  just eat the steak in the morning and just do that for a couple of
• 1:14:41
  months, you know what I mean, and let people know. Like if
• 1:14:43
  I if I if I went under, like if there was a fucking nutritionist
• 1:14:46
  and literally told me, like, look, fool, I'll train you for
• 1:14:48
  free dog and you just gotta follow. It's not gonna be hard. You're
• 1:14:51
  not gonna be able to not eat dear John's. You're gonna I'm just gonna
• 1:14:55
  calculate your every move. But you have to commit. And I'm not gonna
• 1:14:57
  charge you. You're gonna be my guinea pig. And you thought and and
• 1:15:00
  it's only and the only deal is, like, hey, you gotta document
• 1:15:02
  every day every time you're eating something. You have to document it. I
• 1:15:04
  would do it, but that's the only way because somebody all fat asses out
• 1:15:09
  there need to fucking see that shit. Bro, Like, when you're a
• 1:15:12
  fat piece of shit. Bro, you need to see another fat piece of
• 1:15:15
  shit. Like when I saw Jared, I put I mean the fuck have
• 1:15:17
  pedophile anyways, But when I saw like Jared do all those things and they
• 1:15:20
  started showing pictures up like before and after, I was like, all right,
• 1:15:24
  that's kind of convincing. But I always wanted to see the in between.
• 1:15:26
  I want to see this fat ass eat the sandwich every day for four
• 1:15:29
  months, and then on four months where he's like, day fucking seventy two,
• 1:15:32
  I'm eating another turkey stuff. He's like, remember this shirt it used
• 1:15:34
  to be a three X and now fits me look a dress, Like I
• 1:15:36
  gotta see that ship there. How about you fast? You don't eat till
• 1:15:42
  eleven and then you just eat steak and eggs as much as you want,
• 1:15:45
  steaking eggs as much as you want. Only I guarantee you to lose weight
• 1:15:50
  fast. You can only eat so much steak and eggs and you'll be full.
• 1:15:54
  Your body's like all right, I'm good, exact God then fills you
• 1:15:57
  up for Yeah, you eat carbs. You can eat fucking chips all day.
• 1:15:59
  You can eat all day. That's not like not good that straight up?
• 1:16:03
  Because will have you filled up. Bro, Eat a fucking big twelve
• 1:16:08
  ounds steak and you're good. Don't eat the mass potatoes. Eat till you
• 1:16:11
  can't eat no more steak and that's it. Call the day. We'll get
• 1:16:15
  that steak and eggs. Just like like it's like a little older I don't
• 1:16:19
  know, I really think you can lose weight if you want to. All
• 1:16:21
  right, find out. I'm gonna I'm gonna go this weekend to the farmer's
• 1:16:25
  market, and by steak, I don't even know stake worth the fucking week
• 1:16:29
  I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get veggies too, just to just to just
• 1:16:31
  to just add it up. And I'm gonna wagh myself at the beginning of
• 1:16:34
  the fucking thing. And then at the end I'll be like, all right,
• 1:16:36
  I've done nothing, but let's see what the fuck exaviers onto. Bro.
• 1:16:41
  I mean, look it up. Everyone been saying, I'll send you
• 1:16:44
  some other guys. I just eat. Somebody said fat shaming is necessary,
• 1:16:46
  straight up, bro, you know what, man Like? When I was
• 1:16:49
  going when I was in school, man like like, and we had to
• 1:16:53
  do the physical test, Bro, none of the teachers stopped those other kids
• 1:16:57
  from calling me fat ass. Like like nobody was like, hey, stop
• 1:17:00
  making fun of him. He's he's, he's he has problems with his weight,
• 1:17:04
  Like none of those teachers were like hey, bro, like stop fucking
• 1:17:08
  calling the fat kids fat ass's compared to now somebody like you have to be
• 1:17:11
  socially aware. Lizzo is encouraging the big people and shit like fuck Lizzo and
• 1:17:15
  fuck the fucking fat ass people. Dog telling that telling that fucking it's okay
• 1:17:19
  to be fat, bro, Like, fast shaming is necessary, bro,
• 1:17:21
  Like at school, I'm not saying that a bully is necessary, bro,
• 1:17:25
  but there needs to be somebody that tells your fucking fat ass kid who can't
• 1:17:28
  stop eating gitos fucking and he's gonna die. Yeah he's not die, bro,
• 1:17:32
  Yeah, bull telling people that are gonna die is not bullying. I'm
• 1:17:38
  gonna start drinking fucking three shots of his vessel before every show, every fucking
• 1:17:42
  every goddamn. I've been looking for him, dog because I want him with
• 1:17:45
  a little fucking racist character on him, just like I have the real experience.
• 1:17:51
  You know what's crazy is Spain knows that people consider that you're racist in
• 1:17:55
  Spain. Is like this is Spain. We don't give a fuck, like
• 1:18:00
  like imagine they're like, this is flying, I know. Do you like
• 1:18:04
  the way they talk like like the don't at least I'm not gonna lie like
• 1:18:15
  I always knew. I was like like when they when when him and Ricky
• 1:18:18
  Martin were kind of like competing, I was just like like when I saw
• 1:18:21
  both of them a million bucks, I was like, and Riaky Glessen's got
• 1:18:25
  this. He's not gay, Like I was just like, he's he's the
• 1:18:29
  He's the one who's gonna come out on top. Like not that I'm saying
• 1:18:31
  that, that's what Ricky, but like Ricky kind of pulled the carpet on
• 1:18:35
  a bunch of bitches in the Spanish community. Bro, you know how many
• 1:18:39
  THI I grew up to fucking Manudo and they fucking they they fucking they saw
• 1:18:44
  the World Cup and that was a living love and they fucking heard all that
• 1:18:49
  and they were like damn and then like and then sure enough, but it
• 1:18:55
  comes out. He was like, say, Ricky Martin's whole like the lo
• 1:19:02
  I met on Loka Yeah, bro local bro no, he definitely. But
• 1:19:09
  that was a great song though, the World Cup song, How's it go?
• 1:19:12
  Oh? What is it? Oh, go go go, and why
• 1:19:18
  don't why don't they play that? I bet sure they played that at the
• 1:19:21
  n A f C the next playoffs. Go bang dog. That was cool.
• 1:19:25
  So was walk a walk up? You know, like the well that
• 1:19:29
  one? That was cool, dude. You know what was funny when like
• 1:19:30
  I remember there was a time where I think it was that around for the
• 1:19:33
  last playoffs. But we don't eve one keep playing that every day of his
• 1:19:35
  house. I was like, who are we hearing at the stadium? Like
• 1:19:39
  I was just like but I was just like, I get it. We
• 1:19:42
  were all hyped, just as we should be ready to win the cup again
• 1:19:45
  it was the next game. I don't know, bro, but like we're
• 1:19:48
  looking good, dog, We're looking beastmoll dog. I didn't expect the fucking
• 1:19:53
  five to You know, who's gonna replace Carlos when he retires? Really whatever?
• 1:20:00
  Tired for sure, well not retired, but he has like two years
• 1:20:02
  left, so you best believe in a year and a half, they're gonna
• 1:20:04
  they gotta be like that chooky Ship's gonna become legit. Yeah, but he's
• 1:20:09
  gonna be done over there. Yeah, that's why you have to let him
• 1:20:12
  play out that the Arab contract or whatever the fuck you got. Yeah,
• 1:20:15
  I mean, besides like the you know a lot of the Arab countries are
• 1:20:17
  at war right now, so who knows how many of these did you see
• 1:20:19
  that many? How many of these fools are gonna stay out there? They
• 1:20:21
  were supposed to play No. Number sixty fake photoshops? Oh man, that
• 1:20:27
  would have been great game. Yeah? Yeah, so you think they could
• 1:20:31
  even play the NIXT game is not Saturday? Hell no, what happened?
• 1:20:35
  You think they could even play NAHL? You think it would be straight toss?
• 1:20:42
  I think the second you think the second you remember that you remember that
• 1:20:45
  Mexico game, which when like when, like when those fools and movie I
• 1:20:48
  don't like when those who broke the stadium recently. Yeah, I think,
• 1:20:54
  yeah, I think I think that like that would happen for I wouldn't doubt,
• 1:20:58
  and I don't know, so they could the food Like some of these
• 1:21:00
  fools are Jews and the other fools are Muslim dog and Muslims are like righty
• 1:21:05
  dire for this ship. Who's to say. I'm not saying that you guys
• 1:21:08
  are like that extremists or respect to Allah, but I'm saying some of these
• 1:21:12
  fools when they say right or die, that means they're ready to blow up
• 1:21:15
  a motherfucker because of that ship. Bro. So like so like, I
• 1:21:17
  mean, I wouldn't I would like, I would not. I would not
• 1:21:20
  want to go to that game. Like three months ago, like two months
• 1:21:24
  ago, probably two months or like two months ago, one month ago,
• 1:21:27
  Armenia versus Turkey played, damn and there's history behind that. Dog. So
• 1:21:32
  like you saw the Armenians at the fucking Buffalo wild Wings, like they're rude
• 1:21:35
  for Armenia and they don't give a fuck about soccer, but they're like fuck
• 1:21:39
  the Turkish and Armenia one. And I was like shut to Armenian. Yeah,
• 1:21:44
  fu Turkey. I was like, I don't know, but media for
• 1:21:46
  winning. But yeah, dude, you gotta think about it. When there's
• 1:21:49
  World Cup games, there's there might be some history behind everything. Yeah,
• 1:21:53
  Like when they make on dude, that's play Mexico. Du play, there's
• 1:21:57
  beef. There's there was a whole war because of a soccer game cause of
• 1:22:00
  that, bro whoa I got for real? Yeah, Brook, it was
• 1:22:04
  a four day war that happened because of that, broc Yes, when I
• 1:22:10
  think it had to do for like some final ship and something happened when these
• 1:22:13
  was didn't feel right about. It started big as potossos at the fucking stadium.
• 1:22:16
  Military had to get involved, spread out. This thing traveled dog like
• 1:22:20
  for real, dog I believe it. I mean, I'm actually gonna look
• 1:22:24
  into this because this sounds fucking not not dope, but it's crazy interesting,
• 1:22:28
  Like what the fuck a soccer game got created like a little bit of a
• 1:22:31
  fucking world confrontation. Look, I'll tell you right now. So it's called
• 1:22:35
  the Football War like football. It was also known it was for real,
• 1:22:41
  it was. It was known. It was known as the one hundred hour
• 1:22:46
  ward Bro. It lasted one hundred hours. A brief military conflict between and
• 1:22:54
  Ondudas in nineteen sixty nine. Yeah, the extending existing tensions between these two
• 1:23:00
  countries coincided with rioting during a nineteen seventies feefa World Cup qualifier. So this
• 1:23:06
  was all or nothing. It's all nothing to the World Cup or not.
• 1:23:10
  This is this is annoyed up and not a moment. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:14
  but not to this day you motherfuckers, and said I don't think it
• 1:23:17
  was it was not. V VA pulled the clip up. We'll reviewer right
• 1:23:21
  now, right, Yeah, this still hurts, says. The war began
• 1:23:25
  in fourteenth of July nineteen sixty nine when the Salvadorian military launched an attack against
• 1:23:30
  the doors. We drew first blood the organization, Yeah, they played.
• 1:23:35
  The Organization of the America States negotiated a cease fire on the night of the
• 1:23:41
  eighteenth, which took full effect on the twenties. Stalvadoran troops were withdrawn.
• 1:23:45
  Salvador went to on doors and started fucking shut up there yet, No,
• 1:23:49
  that was what mon that stupid, Yeah, he said. The war had
• 1:23:54
  a major consequence for both countries and was a major factor and starting the civil
• 1:23:59
  war, the Tavadorian Civil War that headed later for soccer, Dog, I
• 1:24:04
  think and honestly, I don't even know about this, and honestly, fool,
• 1:24:09
  I think that ship cursed our fucking our team. Bro. I think
• 1:24:14
  that ship, that that that bad sportsmanship as our country fucked us up for
• 1:24:19
  the future, bro, because there was no reason why the military needed to
• 1:24:23
  go in there. Because foods were throwing potassos. Let him throw ptossos.
• 1:24:26
  Dog, If we lost the game, we fucking lost the game, Dog.
• 1:24:29
  It is what it is. That's just what the fuck it is.
• 1:24:30
  But but like for these the military to go in there and start fucking bombing
• 1:24:34
  ship like they were Israel to them, bro, Like they just started bombing
• 1:24:38
  them, bro, and just you're there just for a game for l AFC
• 1:24:42
  GaX. Next thing you know, the fucking military is there. Yeah,
• 1:24:45
  some foot galaxies like just a fucking missile, Like, come on, dog,
• 1:24:46
  like, like what's up with them flags? Are there a lot of
• 1:24:49
  fucking flag them? Or what's the Palestinian flags? Oh? Yeah, they
• 1:24:54
  snuck them in there. They were not allowed to. I mean they told
• 1:24:56
  them for the political climate, but it was like, fool the hominge.
• 1:25:00
  He was a Palestinian. Uh, forty two original has been waving a flag
• 1:25:02
  for the last two years. Can you bring a flag in? Huh?
• 1:25:05
  Can you bring a Jewish flagging? Or I haven't. I haven't seen one
• 1:25:09
  of those before, so I'm sure if you do it now, it's like
• 1:25:11
  you're trying to incite shit. But that's that's the difference between that flag and
• 1:25:15
  that flag and that he was bringing in. Yeah, he was doing it
• 1:25:19
  for a minute. He's just proud of him being Palestinian. Bro, Like
• 1:25:23
  they they're very they're very proud people. Bro they work hard. I mean,
• 1:25:26
  look at Islam, he won, he won. The recently didn't celebrate.
• 1:25:30
  You're not allowed to celebrate. Bro Like, Like now out of moments
• 1:25:32
  of all these fools, watching them, watching all their all their people die,
• 1:25:35
  bro Like, they're becoming closer to God more than every more than ever.
• 1:25:39
  Dog and these fools, when I'm there's some of these strongest motherfuckers that
• 1:25:42
  I know. Dogs really endure all the shit that they're going through. You
• 1:25:45
  know, Shout out to all my Palestinian people out there. Shout out to
• 1:25:49
  craft Beer Kings, you know what I mean? Straight up, straight up,
• 1:25:53
  and speaking of craftier Kings, save the fucking date. December sixteen is
• 1:26:00
  looking like it's gonna be the Toy Drive, the Slash, the next High
• 1:26:02
  Hungry Experience. So if you're trying to come out and experience the next high
• 1:26:06
  and Hungry experience and come up in the Toy Drive, here at what is
• 1:26:12
  it we're gonna do with craft Beer Kings. I will be paroding more details
• 1:26:15
  as soon as Chile makes me that flyer, but believe me, I will
• 1:26:17
  be starting the event bright and everything. But hopefully Saturday July. I'm sorry,
• 1:26:21
  December sixteenth, it's gonna be going down. So November sixteenth, is
• 1:26:26
  it gonna be a toy drive? Right? Oh yeah, it's gonna be
• 1:26:29
  a toy drive. Oh wait, damn, I didn't. I didn't know
• 1:26:34
  that. I didn't really, I didn't know that today because as Ralph Ramos
• 1:26:43
  posted up that a year ago today we were celebrating the championship game. Oh
• 1:26:48
  shit, which means today Mars No one year anniversary with me being sober off
• 1:26:54
  cocaine. Hell yeah, I want to bump. Damn. I didn't think
• 1:27:00
  about it like that. Thanks for reminding me. Three eyes. Damn,
• 1:27:04
  that's crazy. Dog? Have I missed it? Sometimes? Like? Do
• 1:27:12
  I think of it? I mean, I just I just feel good about
• 1:27:15
  making these decisions my life for me. So I don't know. I'm not
• 1:27:19
  going to tell you guys how to live your life. But just look at
• 1:27:23
  how the difference of a person that I was while I was partying too much
• 1:27:27
  to the person that I am right now. I'm not saying I'm more successful.
• 1:27:30
  I'm not saying I'm successful at all. I'm not saying I'm a better
• 1:27:32
  person or anything like that. But I'm on five senses. Yo, So
• 1:27:38
  I'm chilling. I'm blessed happy to be alive and not dead because of Phantom.
• 1:27:45
  Right, Yeah, that would definitely suck. That's the way I look
• 1:27:48
  at it, bro, especially making it a year. I'm just like,
• 1:27:54
  I'm like, damn, Bro, I could have not been here. Bro.
• 1:27:58
  Imagine if I just got the wrong batch, this whole studio would have
• 1:28:00
  just been shut down. Not the whole studio, but just like, I
• 1:28:04
  don't know, I would have been mad as hell looking at like, you're
• 1:28:06
  dad, what do you mean you would have been mad as hell? Would
• 1:28:09
  have been My ghost would have been mad as hell looking at everybody just get
• 1:28:13
  these r pieces like just like like you know, just like all my cool
• 1:28:16
  stuff just going. He ever the first one to start taking stuff off the
• 1:28:21
  wall. You're right with you, and you're keeping Oh if he's on dies,
• 1:28:29
  fuck you bitch, like because we're he was talking about if you would
• 1:28:32
  die from PENSONL He's like, what do you guys do? I was like,
• 1:28:34
  Bro, I would be all mad, like my ghost to be all
• 1:28:38
  mad, I'd be like, oh man, that's my favorite painty. I
• 1:28:41
  like the bar I'd have to get. I'd have to give raised some money
• 1:28:45
  because unless he wants it, I don't know, that's your thing. Would
• 1:28:47
  be real, probably he would probably just be like, yeah, the fucking
• 1:28:54
  rig. He'd be like, funk that ship. He's like, I take
• 1:28:56
  care of my ship is staying here, like like you know, I don't
• 1:28:59
  know. I would like to feel like, be real, you know,
• 1:29:00
  do me some justice. I don't know, like you know what I'm saying.
• 1:29:04
  But I don't have to even consider that no more because I made it
• 1:29:08
  one year sober, and I'm gonna continue on this route. You know what
• 1:29:11
  I'm saying, Damn sober, no drinking off no more. Who are you?
• 1:29:15
  He's what's next for all you're trying to lose weight. I've been trying
• 1:29:19
  to lose way for like ten years. Move far, like I mean,
• 1:29:23
  I don't think I'm gonna like, I just enjoy I enjoy my drinking,
• 1:29:28
  you know, like I enjoy my drinking. That's it, Like just nice
• 1:29:30
  little whiskey here and there. I just don't feel I could ever abide by
• 1:29:33
  being like trying to be a perfect human. But I don't think that's what
• 1:29:35
  the human the human experience is about. That's what I mean. I think
• 1:29:39
  they were supposed to try to be better people every day, like people that
• 1:29:44
  people that are like are super like that won't even have a drink. That
• 1:29:46
  trips me on to Yeah, like I don't think I need something. I
• 1:29:50
  completely understand. I said, I'm gonna time this fag it out. I
• 1:29:56
  got to completely understand wh people go sober. But that whole thing where like
• 1:30:00
  if you have a son and he turns twenty one, you won't have a
• 1:30:02
  beer with him, That to me is a trip hand on you. Honestly,
• 1:30:05
  Dog, that's a trip, Like I can understand if you've been sober
• 1:30:08
  for ten years seeing a lot of people like like how happy they have with
• 1:30:11
  their kids. Dog, And I'm just like, man like when that happens
• 1:30:13
  in my life, like I can see it really making me happy in life,
• 1:30:15
  thanks too, Like I can really see it, Like you didn't see
• 1:30:19
  enough talking about how happy he is to have Like I got hype when he
• 1:30:24
  was talking about that because I'm like not that I'm saying like, oh man,
• 1:30:28
  I had a shitty father or something like that, because my dad was
• 1:30:30
  good when he was and he was bad when he was, you know,
• 1:30:32
  but like I don't know, dog, Like I just look at it.
• 1:30:36
  I'm like, man, that's kind of like a second chance of just like
• 1:30:39
  being like a dope ass, fucking like this person, like you could just
• 1:30:42
  prevent everything from going wrong. Yeah, you don't want to baby him though.
• 1:30:45
  No, I'm not gonna I know that's what I'm saying. But then
• 1:30:47
  you then there is that Then there's that opposite where now you're gonna baby him.
• 1:30:50
  No, you just gotta you gotta let him if he if he's gonna
• 1:30:53
  stick his hand into the candle, and I'm not gonna tell him it's hot,
• 1:30:56
  I'm gonna be like heyo, like that got gospel. I'm sure his
• 1:31:00
  son understands that fire burns. Yeah, Like when he sees his dad with
• 1:31:02
  a big ass blister, Oh shit, daddy screamed for a fucking like and
• 1:31:06
  eventually the kid's gonna burn himself, and it's he's gonna have to learn there's
• 1:31:10
  no way your kid's gonna be a glass blower. And you can't expect your
• 1:31:13
  son to burn himself. Yeah it happens, bros. Or it's gonna happen.
• 1:31:16
  Yeah it's Yeah, it's because a matter of time. Remember when I
• 1:31:18
  started dirt bike riding, my dad looked at me, You're gonna have been
• 1:31:24
  in the hospital. Just be ready. I don't know, like I've never
• 1:31:29
  taken out sport like that series for me to like want to get injured,
• 1:31:32
  Like I never saw myself getting injured in like soccer. What I saw in
• 1:31:35
  soccer, I was like, my heart's gonna stop. Like I'm just like
• 1:31:39
  I'm too fat. Like I don't know. I played. I played some
• 1:31:44
  like rough kind of rough sports like dirt bike riding, bike riding. My
• 1:31:47
  mom did not appreciate me dirt writing. Nah no, bro, it's kind
• 1:31:51
  of scary. I was in the fucking not huge in the air, but
• 1:31:54
  I get like some air like four or five six feet off the air.
• 1:31:58
  My dad would be like that cool. I always like like I don't like
• 1:32:03
  I like not that I regret or like I'm like mad that Like my parents
• 1:32:08
  kind of like sheltered me from certain things, like but there was certain sports
• 1:32:11
  that they just wouldn't want me to get involved because they were afraid of me
• 1:32:13
  getting hurt, like football, like football, and I'm just like, why
• 1:32:15
  the fuck do you feed me so much? Then I'm like, if you're
• 1:32:18
  not gonna want me to play this sport and work this body out. Stop
• 1:32:21
  fucking feeding mes, you know, like like like stop, bitch, I'm
• 1:32:27
  getting fat. I'm not supposed to be extra larger, tan bitch. Like
• 1:32:30
  you know, I feel bad for kids where their parents just don't. I
• 1:32:36
  can't imagine your eight year old's fat. Hard that is for that you'll be
• 1:32:42
  crying, Like you know how hard that kid's gonna be crying for my kid,
• 1:32:45
  bro, especially me growing up being a fat kid, bro and knowing
• 1:32:47
  how hard it is, like how hard it is and how fucked up kids
• 1:32:51
  could be, and when you get made fun of and the insecurity that it
• 1:32:55
  builds on you and all that ship, Like I would never want to let
• 1:32:58
  my kid go through that. Like yeah, motherfucker. Like if I give
• 1:33:00
  you a happy meal on Saturday, guess what we doing Sunday, bitch.
• 1:33:04
  I may be tired, but we're going hiking. And you know what,
• 1:33:06
  We're not taking the fucking stroller. You're gonna be crying and walking, but
• 1:33:11
  we're gonna walk the little fat ass, you know what I mean? Like
• 1:33:14
  straight up, bro, like I don't care what you can eventually stop crying.
• 1:33:16
  I got the fucking CBD gummies with me, you know what. I
• 1:33:19
  mean like, yeah, bro, but you're gonna walk fat ass Like it's
• 1:33:23
  like like, way, okay, I used to beat you, and yeah,
• 1:33:29
  like I see like you know, you go to go anywhere Walmart,
• 1:33:32
  Target, and you just see these kids. You're like, bro, you're
• 1:33:35
  not gonna ever lose his weight. Yeah, Like your parents are fat,
• 1:33:40
  and your parents are already putting you into this. I think that's what's missing
• 1:33:43
  though, you know that attitude Like I just told you right now. I'm
• 1:33:45
  like, if you're feeding your kid, like if you don't want to cook
• 1:33:47
  on Friday night because you work nine to five, that's cool, I get
• 1:33:50
  it. That's fucking great. And you want to get a little Caesar's pizza
• 1:33:55
  or or Theer Pizza Hut, that's cool, But do your kid the solid
• 1:33:58
  on that the following days, if you have a little bit of time and
• 1:34:01
  just and take that, take that little fat ass out for a walk,
• 1:34:04
  take take the fucking dog out for a walk too. Let the little fucking
• 1:34:09
  the little little ham sweat, you know what I mean, Like, let
• 1:34:12
  this full fucking sweat some shit out because you know you fed him two thousand
• 1:34:15
  calories when he's not supposed to have it at twelve years old or ten years
• 1:34:18
  old. Yeah, he has a lot of energy, but you know where
• 1:34:20
  he wants to put that energy, bitch ass fortnite and there's all this stupid
• 1:34:24
  shit that doesn't help him burn calories. Take that little motherfucker the park,
• 1:34:28
  bitch, you know what I mean, and not the Griffith Park area with
• 1:34:30
  the train. Start from the other end of the park and that way he
• 1:34:33
  walks three miles and then you reward him with the fucking train. Bro.
• 1:34:38
  Like, believe me, dog, I've grown up fat all my life,
• 1:34:40
  dog, and I know how uncomfortable it is that. I mean, I'm
• 1:34:42
  gonna make sure a swear of guy. I ain't gonna have a fat ass
• 1:34:44
  boy or a girl. Dog. You know what's you know what else hurts
• 1:34:48
  my soul when I see my kids with bad acting actne, bad acne and
• 1:34:55
  there's nothing you could there's some acne where there's nothing some of that shit.
• 1:34:58
  Bro, it's because like Michael ship that is flaring up, that kind of
• 1:35:01
  ship. So like getting blood work at an early age helps you prevent that.
• 1:35:03
  Like I'm supposed to get blood work when I get my doctors women next
• 1:35:06
  Friday, I can do all that and I'm a probably there's probably a lot
• 1:35:10
  of stuff that I'm not going to be allowed to eat after that, like
• 1:35:13
  just straight up, and I'm ready to make that change. It's probably gonna
• 1:35:15
  be not a lot of fried food or a certain amount of You're probably gonna
• 1:35:19
  be gluing. You're probably gonna have some gluing. No, just like I
• 1:35:23
  just it's not even to lose weight. It's just like, hey, like
• 1:35:26
  I don't want to be inflamed or bloated. Like that's what I'm trying to
• 1:35:29
  say. You're gonna do an allergy test and they're going to tell you that
• 1:35:30
  you probably have a gluing allergy. A lot of people have gluen alergy without
• 1:35:34
  even knowing it. It's not crazy. There's literally levels of glue allergy.
• 1:35:38
  The people that cannot eat bread, and there's just some people people that like
• 1:35:42
  inflammation is from meaning bread. So when you go to Carnival diet, dit
• 1:35:45
  I swear go to Carnival diet, You're gonna feel so much better. You
• 1:35:47
  say, Carnival diet, Carnival isn't it this Carnival or not? Carnival Carnival
• 1:35:53
  diet is going to our anniversary kind of candy is the High Hungery Anniversary episode
• 1:35:59
  that they like fair, that's Carnival fucking diet right there, but at a
• 1:36:03
  putty fucking ice cream shakes, fucking fifteen inch corn dogs. Like pause,
• 1:36:11
  uh, you know all this fucking ship's good, all right? They had
• 1:36:18
  You're just like, oh my god, I'm so half that. Yeah,
• 1:36:24
  yeah, dog, you gotta know how to live sometimes, but you gotta
• 1:36:27
  also not forget to live long. That ship is fucking you know, I
• 1:36:32
  don't know, man, It's it's hard out there man. For the for
• 1:36:35
  the future generation and all this stuff. Bro, all those kids gonna have
• 1:36:40
  a tough They're about to get fucking drafted. What I mean, what are
• 1:36:45
  food you know, what's crazy food? Like, I feel like our military
• 1:36:48
  draft a bunch of these foods. They're just gonna go over there and turn
• 1:36:50
  all these other soldiers to TikTokers and transgenders. They're gonna go to your rock
• 1:36:56
  and you're gonna do that a bunch of like fucking gay your audience tiktoking and
• 1:37:00
  ship with the guns. Yeah, bro, Like they're gonna get in to
• 1:37:03
  a whole part of Western culture that they just never thought they were gonna like
• 1:37:08
  in military camp. They're not even showing them training videos, just TikTok videos
• 1:37:12
  on how to love guns while they're dancing. Yeah, bro, Like,
• 1:37:16
  I don't know, man like because because not for nothing, Like these fools
• 1:37:21
  love Western culture. Dog all the rest of the world again, you know,
• 1:37:27
  and shout out to the Asians, because the Asians at least let it.
• 1:37:30
  Let you fucking know. Oh, we all love the USA, you
• 1:37:32
  know, like they fucking love basket they love basketball, they love hip hop,
• 1:37:38
  they love fucking they love Rigatoon, they love all that ship. Bro,
• 1:37:44
  I've heard them. Oh it's Rickaton's. They don't want to speak good
• 1:37:50
  fucking Spanish food. Japanese fools love Rickaton. That is the hottest ship right
• 1:37:55
  now in Tokyo. Bro. They're all these clubs out there playing Kroo g
• 1:38:00
  fucking Monoco song. The fucking they play all the old school they still bumping
• 1:38:03
  Gotsolina like it's the newest thing. These woos are all because you know,
• 1:38:06
  they're Asians, so they have to go and see what the reggaeton artists they
• 1:38:10
  could dress like. These fools are all dressed like with the little anime glasses,
• 1:38:14
  looking like they're all like the fly version of resident evil like like but
• 1:38:17
  straight up bro, like they like they like, they love that shit.
• 1:38:20
  They love everything about Western culture. And that's the one thing that that like.
• 1:38:24
  At the end of the day, Bro, if something were to happen
• 1:38:26
  to fucking America, everybody else is gonna fucking cry, bro, because you
• 1:38:30
  know what, the fucking jealousy stops. The inspiration and entertainment stops. Bro,
• 1:38:34
  All that shit stops. All that shit you're jealous of stops right then
• 1:38:39
  and there, bro, because look at India, Like, look at a
• 1:38:41
  country like India. They're so fucking jealous of how great of a country we
• 1:38:45
  are. They started fucking Bollywood. You know, how fucking like how much
• 1:38:49
  jealous you have to be the fucking copy a whole thing that entertains a whole
• 1:38:53
  nation over gear. They're like, no, we like that shit because they're
• 1:38:57
  not creative. It's not about that, brother, Yes it is. They're
• 1:39:00
  like, talk whatever we're gonna do, this is what we like. Yeah,
• 1:39:02
  but this is why this, this is why America is better than those
• 1:39:05
  countries at the end of the day, because they're sowing the box. They
• 1:39:08
  don't think outside of the box. Chine doesn't take outside the box. They
• 1:39:11
  just got everything we do. They're not smart. They're smart, but they're
• 1:39:14
  not creative. There's different between being smart and being creative and making ship.
• 1:39:16
  Like look we do tiktalk videos and people know that. Shit fucking stupid.
• 1:39:20
  SOB three I said, the government is actually talking about drafting people food,
• 1:39:25
  Like, there's gonna be a lot of people leaving America if that were to
• 1:39:28
  happen, Like I already know, bro, Like I'm going to be like,
• 1:39:30
  yeah, I'm just gonna go through some comedy and it's like if they
• 1:39:32
  don't know that all, yeah, Like if he's donna know, like they're
• 1:39:34
  just gonna let him leave food, I'll be like, I got a comedy
• 1:39:38
  gat And then when the war's over, you think you're just gonna be able
• 1:39:40
  to come back to America. There's nobody protecting the Canadian border. They're gonna
• 1:39:45
  be like, oh, he's on. You left during the war, you're
• 1:39:46
  back now, welcome here, Welcome you want EBT, What do you want?
• 1:39:50
  You want? What do you want? No for you etail straight straight
• 1:39:55
  to jail, dog dog. You know how easy it is to walk across
• 1:39:57
  the border these days, Like I was just literally they just get in line.
• 1:40:01
  Where's my free red? Where's my where's my A b T? Hey,
• 1:40:04
  I gotta go back home. I got I gotta you said that they've
• 1:40:08
  under the radar, bro slanging connoisseur weed, and you were saying that our
• 1:40:14
  generation is fucked, right, yea, all these they hire gen X.
• 1:40:17
  You're just gonna go turn Afghanistan gay? All right, I gotta ask you
• 1:40:24
  then, you must know what I'm about to ask you. How crazy this
• 1:40:26
  is? This generation is fucked? What do you think about that alien baby?
• 1:40:30
  There's an alien baby, the alien baby, that little stupid little thing
• 1:40:33
  that bones porn stars. Now, he's always on the bus. I don't
• 1:40:39
  know what you're talking about. That big fucking he's like special and he's got
• 1:40:43
  a big old head and he's been boning porn porn stars. You know what
• 1:40:46
  I'm talking about? Ray? You don't know either. They type an alien
• 1:40:49
  baby. I think that's his name. He's all over world star hip hop.
• 1:40:51
  He's overall fucking bang bus and they ask him questions. Oh fuck,
• 1:40:59
  I think his name is a Babi. Seen them all over TikTok. I
• 1:41:01
  haven't he's boning like porn stars. Yeah, bro, these ponsters and I
• 1:41:06
  don't even know if they're really boning them, because if you saw him,
• 1:41:09
  you'd be like, bro, no one's boning that. That's probably why they're
• 1:41:11
  doing it, like yeah, like shock value. And I'm like, bro,
• 1:41:14
  what the fuck? You know what we could do though, Like we
• 1:41:16
  could just act retarded, like we can just like to to avoid the draft,
• 1:41:23
  you are they are chicks boning that guy? Is that just hype?
• 1:41:26
  Is this like baby alien? That's just baby alien or whatever? Yeah?
• 1:41:30
  Dude, Like what the fuck? Bro? And bitches be claiming a Boneum,
• 1:41:33
  I haven't seen a point. I just don't even want to watch him.
• 1:41:36
  I don't want to see that phone put it down or try to put
• 1:41:40
  it down. What that's boning? Big boning bitches dog like three somes and
• 1:41:45
  like bitch would be like, yeah he got good, should be lying.
• 1:41:46
  They're like rate them And they said a thousand bro calling him daddy, calling
• 1:41:51
  them poppy bro? Like what what? What were we in this world?
• 1:41:55
  These bitches be thinking that they like, that's crazy. It's just shock value,
• 1:41:59
  bro, that's all. It's not just half value. We're actually doing
• 1:42:00
  it. I mean it is shock about it, But these bitch are really
• 1:42:02
  boning that phone. That's crazy. What world, dore, dude, Just
• 1:42:08
  imagine and imagine you're a normal dude and you can't get laid and this guy's
• 1:42:11
  getting I mean, they just don't be a hater. He let him,
• 1:42:13
  Let him have his moment. No, I'm just thinking about it. You're
• 1:42:15
  normal dude, normal dude, normal fucking five seven, not buf liz in.
• 1:42:20
  This fool is getting more pussy better pussing than your I think that's a
• 1:42:24
  little upsetting. The fuckingbody said. Baby Alien was Exavier's name at a time
• 1:42:28
  when he came to the US. Fuck you, hey, But yeah,
• 1:42:31
  back to like avoiding the draft. We could just act retard it. He's
• 1:42:34
  not going in the draft. Nope, I'm saying yeah, but I'm saying
• 1:42:38
  we could. We could just act. You can't act retard it. There
• 1:42:40
  has to be a chromosome, miss, remember when there has to be a
• 1:42:43
  chromoson missing who is the fool? No, you could just like like what
• 1:42:46
  if, like we just go to the fifty one, like we go to
• 1:42:48
  check into the insane asylum like every six months. Like I'm hearing voices,
• 1:42:53
  I'd be like letting they're telling me to just fun and they're gonna give you
• 1:42:56
  medicine. And they're gonna give you medicine. Now that's the only way you're
• 1:42:58
  not gonna go. They're gonna give you fucking psych That's what I mean.
• 1:43:00
  I'll take the psychments to what killing people. Those pygments come with suicidal thoughts,
• 1:43:04
  homicidal thoughts, depression. But what if I they're not gonna seven I
• 1:43:10
  can I could just be like, oh yeah, I've been taking them and
• 1:43:13
  then every time I got to go to the fucking to the to the office,
• 1:43:15
  to the doctor's office, just like DTD. What do you think the
• 1:43:17
  cychord is fun too, though? Bro? Psychord is not fun. Bro?
• 1:43:20
  You know that's probably like people in there issues. No, they're fucking
• 1:43:25
  nah, there's probably like some crazy ass motherfuckers in there, Bro, you
• 1:43:28
  gotta hang out with them. Not And you know what, dog, the
• 1:43:30
  cychword is not just for people that are like just mentally disturbed. There's some
• 1:43:32
  people in there there are spiritually disturbed. So there's some people in there,
• 1:43:34
  like somebody might be like, I don't know, he keeps talking about Satan
• 1:43:39
  and all that stuff, but that person security possessed and they're just like lock
• 1:43:42
  them up. Like put them put them in there, like you know,
• 1:43:45
  because like science don't recognize the demonic possession or like or or paranormal activity.
• 1:43:50
  You know, they don't recognize none of that because it's not real science.
• 1:43:55
  They just can't explain pseudoscience. Whatever the that is, it is real,
• 1:43:59
  bro, like it like like that that ship is mad real. I mean,
• 1:44:04
  I mean any thing I think it's real in a way, Like I
• 1:44:06
  think spirits are real, but I don't think science can prove it. I
• 1:44:10
  would just say out hear voices, bro, like straight up, bro.
• 1:44:12
  And if not, I would just say I'll hear voices, and like i
• 1:44:14
  would just go down the country all right, and I'm gonna asking, all
• 1:44:16
  right, and then if I can, what are those voices tell you to
• 1:44:20
  hurt people? Then let's go to the war. We want you to hurt
• 1:44:25
  people. And then be like they're gonna ask you. They mean they're gonna
• 1:44:30
  ask They're going to ask you other questions like be like who do you want
• 1:44:31
  to hurt? You're like, well, if my own teammate pisss me off,
• 1:44:34
  I'll shoot them to And then you know that doesn't sound crazy. That
• 1:44:38
  just literally sounds like a guy that doesn't You could just tell you could just
• 1:44:41
  tell them, but I'll kill her. We just got to call Will and
• 1:44:43
  be like, okay, well, what are the answers to these questions?
• 1:44:47
  Come on, man, he knows I love that phone. We want to
• 1:44:53
  turn them yesterday. Actually, damn, that would be fool that. That's
• 1:44:57
  the way to do it. You gotta ask them the question today. How
• 1:45:00
  you? How are you? How you answering this? He's like, you're
• 1:45:00
  gonna look in the wall for five seconds. Then you're gonna look and then
• 1:45:05
  you're gonna answer. Somebody said voices saying killed tools, furs. They'll send
• 1:45:12
  you to work for sure. Dog like, get out of here, get
• 1:45:15
  out of here. That's crazy though, but I'm telling you I would just
• 1:45:19
  flee. Dog Muhammed Alio. I don't know you get this something no,
• 1:45:25
  not this some short but thinking about it if I'm like, wow, I've
• 1:45:30
  been saving all this time. I could it's time to make my move to
• 1:45:32
  Japan. And you're not even an only child. You are fuck, you
• 1:45:36
  do have to go? Well, my brother might have to go because he's
• 1:45:40
  he's younger. So you're right, yeah, you think your brother would go.
• 1:45:44
  I'm good. I'm not even illegal. I don't know what I'm talking
• 1:45:45
  about. Hey, listen, we could just we could just identify as females.
• 1:45:50
  Would you be willing to fucking get a breast limitation? No, not
• 1:45:57
  that far. I'll be like you can catch me at the drag show with
• 1:46:00
  Hamburger Mary's. You put on a dress once a week. If a government
• 1:46:03
  agent tells me, like like, if a government agent tells me, you
• 1:46:09
  know, I'm gonna be on Hamburger Mary's like you got saying deaths, you
• 1:46:12
  gotta play the party, I will be up there. My name is Cuban
• 1:46:15
  pete Ye like be like the mask dog like I would literally be up there
• 1:46:21
  doing that. You dog, fuck that ship. I ain't going to war
• 1:46:25
  for a country they never really took care of of all the broke people,
• 1:46:28
  and they're not gonna take it over you come back either. I've seen what
• 1:46:31
  this country really thinks that people are gonna be running to go to war to
• 1:46:34
  defend it. We see what the fuck you treat how you treat your veterans.
• 1:46:38
  They're on the fucking street the fucking VA's line up for free food.
• 1:46:42
  People that live in the VA which are overpacked. Some of them are on
• 1:46:45
  the street. They fucking line up for free food. Bro. It's not
• 1:46:47
  just homeless crazy as bro, it's fucking people that have gone to war.
• 1:46:51
  And that's the sad part about it. If you think that somebody's gonna be
• 1:46:55
  willing to die for your country, bro, like like like, you know,
• 1:46:58
  you better start treating your fucking low class citizens because we we were woking
• 1:47:01
  up to know that we're the first to go and we're not gonna be cutting
• 1:47:04
  that ship no more. It's so fucking bad that they're giving you free education
• 1:47:06
  and people don't even want to go. Yeah, oh you call me,
• 1:47:10
  you go right in school, you got in school, we'll get you free
• 1:47:14
  housing. But if we need you to die, yeah, and and and
• 1:47:17
  the reason people don't go is because they know these were wars are fake.
• 1:47:20
  There was never the Iraq never had fucking uh nuclear bombs. So he went,
• 1:47:27
  we went to go get fucking nuclear bombs. That this They never found
• 1:47:29
  those weapons, they were never there. There's all bullshit. It was all
• 1:47:31
  to go in there and they found that picture Osama bites on computer with Spodbob
• 1:47:35
  and Tony Spredo. I was like, yo, what was he doing with
• 1:47:40
  that picture? Right now? You got the craziest, the craziest picture,
• 1:47:45
  the craziest piece of art is the one Jeffrey Epstein had of Bill Clinton in
• 1:47:49
  the dress. If that doesn't tell you, If that doesn't tell you,
• 1:47:54
  that fools my bitch, I know some ship. Dude, Would you let
• 1:47:58
  me know? Would you let me have a picture of ease one in a
• 1:48:01
  red dress? In my life, I wouldn't let nobody take a picture of
• 1:48:05
  you. As much as I would want that picture, I wouldn't let nobody
• 1:48:08
  take a picture of you in a red dress. But if you did it,
• 1:48:11
  and the only reason I let you have is why because you probably have
• 1:48:14
  some ship where you're like, bro, don't touch it, he touch it,
• 1:48:16
  I'm gonna let everybody know. Like the the you know, like the
• 1:48:19
  Black like that that episode in that movie Black Mirror, when the first one
• 1:48:24
  when they make the fool fund the pig. Yeah, that ship was crazy.
• 1:48:27
  That was a disturbing answer. The first one was crazy. I think
• 1:48:30
  that turned me off from the show. I was like, my mind,
• 1:48:32
  but then it got good. Actually didn't watch it after that. I was
• 1:48:35
  like, you haven't watched an episode, pig fuggers. You haven't watched an
• 1:48:39
  episode since then I've been stuck on not watching anything good on TV right now?
• 1:48:43
  No no, no, no, you've been start seeing Black Mirror period,
• 1:48:45
  you've been stuck on. He does this thing where like if Shakes popular,
• 1:48:49
  he doesn't want to do it like Succession. He loves this other show
• 1:48:53
  on Netflix stop watchingsh Yeah, like, what's that show that that's trash?
• 1:48:58
  Let's not trash to suits. It's not not saying it's trash, but it's
• 1:49:01
  not a session. This is HBO production. This is fucking Max Bro session.
• 1:49:05
  This time it's yeah, bro. And he's just like nah, just
• 1:49:09
  because he knows people like it, like Game of Thrones. Nah, yeah
• 1:49:14
  exactly for no reason. He hears that it's good and he's like, nah,
• 1:49:15
  I don't want to I don't want to sit there and agree with X
• 1:49:18
  and be like That's how it was about the Sopranos. But then when I
• 1:49:20
  discovered it, I fell in love with. I was like, oh my
• 1:49:23
  god, watched Game of Thrones. You're losing on being fall of You know
• 1:49:28
  how much you love Game of Thrones, I mean Sopranos. You can have
• 1:49:30
  the same love like that for Game of Thrones. You'd be like your ex
• 1:49:33
  fuck dude, the wind the fucking the Walkers or whatever the wind Walkers or
• 1:49:38
  whatever the fuck they called. Yeah no, they're not called Skinwalkers. I
• 1:49:41
  don't know what they call whatever, the Walkers and the dragons and the boning
• 1:49:45
  and the show they bone every fucking episode. Its you gotta watch it right,
• 1:49:49
  you've seen it right, Skinwalker Ranch, No Game of Thrones. I
• 1:49:55
  have what you think as a as a movie person. Hey damn, somebody
• 1:49:59
  said three. I said that average soldier in Ukraine it's the forty four.
• 1:50:02
  We're not too old to get drafted. Oh yeah, we're not change the
• 1:50:05
  dude, like I fucking said, dog like, we're out of here,
• 1:50:12
  dog Like, I am not fighting for this fucking country. Bro, call
• 1:50:15
  me a cow or call me whatever you want to call me, call me
• 1:50:17
  everything, but you know what, you can't call me alive bitch. Alright.
• 1:50:21
  So I was like, you can call me to live. We can
• 1:50:24
  sneak back. We can sneak back to Mexico and then fly to Japan from
• 1:50:27
  Mexico. Are you getting nails? Long nails? If I have to dress
• 1:50:30
  drag? Yeah, yeah, I have to tell you a friendship friend tip.
• 1:50:34
  Now I would have little rocks like a black girl. Dude. He
• 1:50:42
  was must suck to wear a dog. You know what must suck when I
• 1:50:46
  when I use sell women's shoes. Dog. When I was like sixteen,
• 1:50:50
  I put a pair on just to see what the fuck was up the words
• 1:50:54
  huh, I betoo. I fell over in the front dog because I was
• 1:50:57
  just like, I put on a size twelve and I was like, I
• 1:51:00
  was like, how do bitches wear this shit? Because I had to do
• 1:51:01
  the inventory in the back when he used to work at Baker's. And then
• 1:51:04
  the black homie told me. He was like, you ain't never try to
• 1:51:08
  pair on. He was like, bitches be doing the most. He's actually,
• 1:51:11
  he's like, bitches, I don't know how to do this. He
• 1:51:14
  was like he's like, put the ship on. See if you can walk
• 1:51:15
  in that ship? And then uh. And then I was like for real.
• 1:51:17
  He was like, look, he's I'll put the ship on. He
• 1:51:19
  was like, I can't stand there. He put it on. I was
• 1:51:20
  like, I was all right, let me see what's up. And then
• 1:51:23
  I fell and then he knew I was gonna fall, so that's why he
• 1:51:26
  told me to do. I was like, fucking bitch, Oh bro,
• 1:51:28
  I gotta give it to him, like when they fucking striped with fucking heels
• 1:51:31
  on him. Oh, that is fucking all that ship is in tons,
• 1:51:35
  bro. Like imagine like when the waxedir Vaginals shout out to bitches that waxed
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  Veragina. Somebody said, I with Buffalo bill status, all right for me,
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  straight up food, Like if we got drafted dogs like that, got
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  that letter on. God, dog, I'm headed. I'm headed to Mexico.
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  You know what. I'm like, You can't. You can't fucking running
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  all the way to Mexico and then going to Mexico International. That's he's on.
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  That's that should be a T shirt he's on. Can't draft me if
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  I'm dragged, can't draft me I'm gay? No, you can be gay.
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  Imagine the Democrats do that, bro, They're like, sorry, we're
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  not drafting the gay. So everybody's we're gay, like like just straight up,
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  but we're not going. But now I would just i'd be four and
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  before I'd be gay for sure, Like i'd be like, hey, and
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  now a Japanese citizen, you know what, I would matter of fact talk,
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  I'm gonna just go ahead and fucking get that dual clationship. Now that
• 1:52:38
  I hear this Solmo's draft talk, get that dual solationship to a Salvador just
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  before I before I smell it coming, go take a nice little vacation over
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  there, started talking too about the medic medical recreational marijuana program. Did I
• 1:52:50
  look, man, think you smell it comings on? You're not in a
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  stra dominance over here. If more countries keep saying, fuck, what is
• 1:52:58
  it Israel, We're gonna go to war, Like you know what I'm saying,
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  Like so you can smell it coming bro, because there's other countries and
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  saying like ay fu, like be cool if you have beef, But you
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  can't keep killing all these kids and bombing the cancer research center and all this
• 1:53:12
  stuff. You know, So like that's those are just you the war crimes,
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  and it's just the world is waking up to it, and it's gonna
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  end up. Honestly, before everybody gets drafted, I honestly want to say,
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  it's gonna end up to be like another Vietnam, and the people that
• 1:53:24
  paid the price for it are gonna be the people of Gaza E sadly,
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  you know what I mean, The people the people of Palestine, you know
• 1:53:30
  what I mean? For one bomb they threw back after fucking have several years
• 1:53:33
  of being fucking punked, all of a sudden there wants to be held accountable.
• 1:53:36
  But we're not gonna go ahead and get into that broad It's crazy.
• 1:53:40
  They might start locking, they might start liking Ramen, they might start liking
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  Oh, I don't know if they get new. Well, that's crazy,
• 1:53:48
  you getting new? What is it after that bombing? Stink to Ramen.
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  I'm just telling you, dog, I would just head south of the border,
• 1:53:57
  cross over there, head to the airport over there. I don't know,
• 1:54:02
  but uh, and go over there, take my passport and be like,
• 1:54:06
  oh yeah, I had this fight plat out and then literally I'll talk
• 1:54:10
  to some DJs out there and be like, look, man, I can
• 1:54:12
  make this record. Don't ship pop off. We can start writing corridos.
• 1:54:15
  I know to speak Spanish. I'll get all the artists flown out here.
• 1:54:17
  You just can't just give me. Just give me a place to live,
• 1:54:19
  just put me under contract, keep me here as like I'll be like the
• 1:54:24
  U of Japan is an illegal immigrant because I have plugs, you know what
• 1:54:27
  I mean? Like I have ship to offer like I'll be like, you
• 1:54:29
  guys want to be real out here for win, let me call him right
• 1:54:31
  now and then that fucking FaceTime real like see no, but don't I mean
• 1:54:38
  bureau Bureau would be too old to get drafted, but there might be some
• 1:54:42
  fucking artists that get drafted. Everyone's up for the draft. Dog, it's
• 1:54:45
  everybody. Dog. Like you said, what was it Muhammad Ali got drafted?
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  Dog, They're not. It's everybody. If you land on the list,
• 1:54:51
  you land on the list. We don't. It might be fighting the
• 1:54:56
  next podcast, we're fucking Japan. We don't dodge draft this. We're like,
• 1:55:00
  yeah, we all keep to Japan. We have a Sebeacha restaurant.
• 1:55:03
  Now, we worked for the Tacos way in Japan. Now our eyes are
• 1:55:08
  like, we get the reverse surgery, We get the reverse, We blend
• 1:55:14
  in real quick, and we open up real shitty walk. I started liking
• 1:55:18
  to animate all of a sudden that way, you'm a Pokmon connoisseur, just
• 1:55:21
  so they don't question. Okay, so would you be able to go to
• 1:55:24
  Japan? Like if we buy a flight, let's just say we're dodging the
• 1:55:27
  draft, right, I just can't come back to this. That's what I'm
• 1:55:29
  saying, all right, So like but we know we're like he is hitting
• 1:55:30
  to World War three, pans going to War two. Bro. Yeah,
• 1:55:33
  Bro, like yeah, I like how things, bro. Japan's won to
• 1:55:39
  war. The only words that are the only countries that don't go to war
• 1:55:42
  are the world countries because they don't have a military. So you have to
• 1:55:45
  go to a Salvador alone, go to Mexico. You can't go to a
• 1:55:48
  fucking first cast like England's going to war, Japan has to go to war
• 1:55:54
  all these Dude, if your first class you most got to go to war,
• 1:55:57
  what do you think of? Like, like what do you think of?
• 1:55:59
  Like the aliens fucking interfere in the war and like these fools launching a
• 1:56:02
  nuke and then the flying soldiers like nah they stopped it. Yeah yeah,
• 1:56:08
  Like I think that ship would fuck up everything, Like those two countries would
• 1:56:11
  be like holy shit, like you know what I mean, Like because because
• 1:56:15
  that would suck up the whole earth, you know what I mean, Like
• 1:56:16
  if you nuke it one more time, it would fuck up a lot.
• 1:56:18
  So so I'm just saying, like I would it wouldn't be far fetched.
• 1:56:23
  That would be a great way for them to introduce aliens to it have done
• 1:56:25
  when we knew Japan. Nah, there was not enough people that would have
• 1:56:29
  had them, like there was too many religious people. The boomers were still
• 1:56:30
  alive. Those fools. Boomers are die hard for Jesus. That's why they
• 1:56:34
  desensitized all of our all of our generations for that. Like you know what
• 1:56:40
  I'm saying, that's what they would. They desensitize all of our generations for
• 1:56:43
  like all the religions that we don't have no morals and we're just like,
• 1:56:45
  well, I guess this is a part of the ride, you know what
• 1:56:47
  I mean, and you just accept everything sadly, but you know either way,
• 1:56:51
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