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296: Seeking Sister Wife Finale Recap - Defenders of the Universe (S6 E11) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real
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Speaker 1: that's me. We are here to recap seeking sister Wife,
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Speaker 1: and in fact, it is the season finale.
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Speaker 2: Honestly, I was surprised.
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Speaker 1: I had no idea that we were going out like that,
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Speaker 1: but we're going out.
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Speaker 2: We are going out like that.
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Speaker 1: Now, before we get into the recap, we do have
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Speaker 1: in thank you, so bea Did you have any takeaways
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Speaker 1: after watching this season finale of Seeking Sister Wife?
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Speaker 2: God, there were so many. I would say. I thought
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Speaker 2: it was kind of funny that we're breaking up with
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Speaker 2: Teresa already. Yeah, that was pretty great. I did like
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Speaker 2: to see that, and I was amazed at how much
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Speaker 2: larger and stature she is. She's a tall lady.
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Speaker 1: Than little boy Nick. She's a tall, tall lady. She's
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Speaker 1: also quite pretty though, sure, and it's kind of devastating
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Speaker 1: how little she thinks of herself. And it just hurts
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Speaker 1: my feelings a little bit that people can go through
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Speaker 1: their lives. I mean, she seems like she's in her
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Speaker 1: forties to me. I mean, I could be wrong.
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Speaker 2: I think she is.
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Speaker 1: You're in your forties and you still you still don't
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Speaker 1: love yourself, you know. And I think there's a lot
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Speaker 1: of people who have that kind of pain, and it's
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Speaker 1: just a bummer. And I wish I wish her well
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Speaker 1: and I hope she gets some help. So that's my takeaway.
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Speaker 1: Quite charitable for me.
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Speaker 2: That's very nicey, that's very nice to you.
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Speaker 1: So, without further ado, let's get into the season finale
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Speaker 1: of Seeking Sister Wife, season six, episode eleven.
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Speaker 2: And Defenders of the Universe.
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Speaker 1: Okay's Ultron God cringe very much.
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Speaker 2: So very very cringe. But we start off with our favorites,
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Speaker 2: the Merry Fields, and if you recall last week, we
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Speaker 2: left on a cliffhanger with them where Loreena was taking
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Speaker 2: a pregnancy test, and of course we get the results
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Speaker 2: this week and shocker to nobody, she's pregnant with Garrick's offspring. You,
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Speaker 2: and I feel very bad for her.
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Speaker 1: Not the baby. Just Garrick, is that you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I just I'm like, after like what three weeks
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Speaker 2: of being married. Yeah, he's already gien up in there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I'm so grossed out. I'm grossed out
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Speaker 1: as well. She seems to be happy though, and Danielle
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Speaker 1: seems to be happy. I don't believe Daniellement. And of
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Speaker 1: course Danielle in her various interstitials, talks about how well
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Speaker 1: we did it. Now now we're connected for life. We're
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Speaker 1: bringing a whole other human into the situation, so there's
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Speaker 1: no turning back, and so things are getting real, And
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Speaker 1: of course this is causing Danielle to low key panic.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's putting a smile on her face.
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Speaker 2: She is, But that's just par for the course with Danielle.
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Speaker 2: It's like she's so delusional. She's saying how she feels
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Speaker 2: pretty much every single episode, like I'm concerned and I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna be the their wheel. And now we're stuck with
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Speaker 2: Lorena forever because she's having a baby with my husband,
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Speaker 2: but I'm not legally married to him, like she's saying it,
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Speaker 2: but not making the connection, Like you should leave this
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Speaker 2: is a weird, unhealthy situation. Your husband's a freak and
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Speaker 2: you need to get the fuck out of here. But no,
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Speaker 2: you're gonna pretend to be excited for Lorena. You're gonna
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Speaker 2: hug her, you're gonna cry about the pregnancy test. You're
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Speaker 2: gonna hold the pea stick in your hand soiled with
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Speaker 2: her pea, and you're gonna wave it around. And then
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Speaker 2: you're gonna ship bit to Garrick, who is currently in
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Speaker 2: Wisconsin at this point. He's out there on business with
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Speaker 2: Danielle's brother or something, so they ship him the pregnancy test,
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Speaker 2: complete with a balloon and some booties. They're gonna surprise
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Speaker 2: him with this pregnancy announcement. It gets there late, the
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Speaker 2: balloon's all deflated, the pea stick is still smelling like peed.
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Speaker 2: But he opens it up and he's like, whoa me happy.
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Speaker 1: I'll make fire. Yes, he gets emotional. I've got some tears.
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Speaker 1: Jesus is giving me some tears. It's around this part
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Speaker 1: of their segment where he says something on the couch
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Speaker 1: and the interstitial like, you know, this is a blessing
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Speaker 1: because women achieve salvation through birth, child bearing, through child bearing,
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Speaker 1: and also through child bearing are they perfected and saved? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and saved. And I'm like, gosh, I missed that Bible.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's some sort of weird scripture
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Speaker 1: that he's extrapolating that from and twisting, but like, I
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Speaker 1: don't remember a scripture that says a woman having a
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Speaker 1: child is the reason she's perfected and saved. And I
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Speaker 1: just had feminine rage. Yeah, I transformed for a moment
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Speaker 1: into Collie Maw with my many arms and my tongue,
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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to destroy the world.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 1: But then I just wanted to destroy Eric because I
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Speaker 1: hate him. I hate how he bastard, Hey, bastardizes scripture.
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Speaker 1: I hate how he bastardizes Christianity. I hate that he's
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Speaker 1: a bastard.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's it.
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Speaker 1: I hate it.
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Speaker 2: He is such a bastard. I hate him so much.
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Speaker 2: And then we flash forward Lorena's twenty weeks pregnant. We're
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Speaker 2: hosting a gender reveal party, and of course we have
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Speaker 2: like little scenes from everybody like who, what do you
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Speaker 2: think it's gonna be? Yeah, I think he's gonna be
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Speaker 2: a grill or boy. We hear from Garrick's weird son Jeremiah,
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Speaker 2: and he's like, Garymiah is am it starts with a G.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's Jeremiah, but Garrek is such a dumb narch.
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Speaker 2: What if it is Garamiah?
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Speaker 1: That would be hilarious and I would love that so much.
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Speaker 2: But Garymiah says that Lorena has become a part of
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Speaker 2: their family. She's like a sister and a wife or
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Speaker 2: and a mother or something like that. And I'm just like,
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Speaker 2: you weared me out. I know that you're like a minor.
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Speaker 2: He's a minor, a minor, I know, I get that,
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Speaker 2: but like he is being a little weird. He's getting
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Speaker 2: bred up into this vibrations weird. I just I don't
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Speaker 2: like it. It feels very uncomfy.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it feels very unsafe.
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Speaker 2: See, I don't like it.
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Speaker 1: He don't feel see.
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Speaker 2: And then some kid named Brandon bites into a cupcake
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Speaker 2: and he finds out the gender and it's a girl,
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Speaker 2: and Garret says something like, yeah, I heard from God,
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Speaker 2: because he's my real tight homie that it was going
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Speaker 2: to be a girl, So I know it. That's right, sure,
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Speaker 2: And that's about it. I mean, Danielle again says like
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Speaker 2: now we're connected, indefinitely, and she screams and cries with Lorena,
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Speaker 2: but she's screaming and crying inside her soul because now
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Speaker 2: she's like, oh God, yeah, now we have to raise
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Speaker 2: a child with this woman.
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Speaker 1: And then we get them on the cow Girl all together.
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Speaker 1: This was so good, and Garrek immediately brings up wanting
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Speaker 1: to start seeking again, and Lorena sighs, and then she
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Speaker 1: says into her translator app something like, well, I mean
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Speaker 1: I thought that maybe we'd wait a little while, I'd
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Speaker 1: have time to acclimate, like I'm not necessarily super comfortable
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Speaker 1: with starting to seek right now because I just had
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Speaker 1: my child or whatever. And Garrek starts saying something like, yes,
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Speaker 1: but we have to make sure that our hearts are
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Speaker 1: open because it's about God and what God wants. And
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Speaker 1: then we get to the most amazing part, so greatl like,
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Speaker 1: you know, and as we're seeking, we're gonna bring in
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Speaker 1: another woman. You know, whether it's tomorrow or three months,
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Speaker 1: I'll get back to it. I'll get back. Yeah, whether
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Speaker 1: it's tomorrow or three months, We're gonna have another woman.
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Speaker 1: And you know, Danielle's gonna probably have to marry.
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Speaker 2: Her, especially if she's from out of the country, Yeah.
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Speaker 1: In order to bring her into the country on some
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Speaker 1: sort of fiance visa. And obviously this is the first
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Speaker 1: time that Danielle has heard this news. Her face falls
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Speaker 1: and she's like, well, like what, we didn't really talk
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Speaker 1: about that.
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Speaker 2: And then the producer's like, how do you feel about that, Danielle,
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Speaker 2: because she's obviously uncomfortable by it, and she's shocked that
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Speaker 2: Garrett brings it up on TV, and she's like, well,
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Speaker 2: I feel like we need to have more discussions about that,
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Speaker 2: and I'm just a little uncomfortable with the idea. And
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Speaker 2: you know, I just thought that after a couple of years,
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Speaker 2: like Lorena would have her citizenship and we wouldn't have
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Speaker 2: to worry about that, And Garret's like, no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: it can take like up to a decade for her
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Speaker 2: to fully become a citizen. So like, that's why we're
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Speaker 2: gonna need you to marry a woman for me to
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Speaker 2: fu because God told me I need to help.
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Speaker 1: Make this make sense because your whole premise, the foundation
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Speaker 1: to do what it is you're doing with polygamy, is
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Speaker 1: that this is what God wants and this is sort
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Speaker 1: of a Christian thing. It's a Christian polygamy that you're practicing. Well,
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Speaker 1: how is it christian to deceive the government to bring
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Speaker 1: in these various women that you can then fuck and
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Speaker 1: call your wife. How is it Christian to have your
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Speaker 1: ex wife marry a woman when she's not a lesbian
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Speaker 1: and it's not a valid marriage in order to bring
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Speaker 1: in a woman only to have you fuck some other
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Speaker 1: woman's wife, which is adultery. So how does this make
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Speaker 1: sense in your system of Christianity? You absolute demon and devil?
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Speaker 1: And don't you think if you really are a believer, Derek,
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Speaker 1: And I doubt that you are actually, I just think
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Speaker 1: you're animated by your little penis. But if you really
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Speaker 1: are a believer, i'd be I would tread very very
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Speaker 1: lightly because you are blaspheming God in the way that
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Speaker 1: you're conducting yourself. And Danielle, you're complicit in this, and
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Speaker 1: if you're really a believer, like, why the hell are
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Speaker 1: you allowing him to do this?
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Speaker 2: It's crazy and it just makes me so frustrated for Danielle.
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Speaker 2: And I know, like people online are giving her a
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Speaker 2: lot of sympathy and they're like, well, she's a victim
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Speaker 2: of Garrick's manipulation and his delusions and stuff, and she scores. Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 2: I get it. But also I don't agree with that
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Speaker 2: she has all of her family telling her that this
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Speaker 2: is fucking whack and that Garrek is weird and that
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Speaker 2: this is a bizarre arrangement to be a part of,
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Speaker 2: and like, you're not advocating for yourself, and you're also
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Speaker 2: legally divorced from him, so you could just pick up
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Speaker 2: and leave. I don't know why you do. I don't
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Speaker 2: know why anybody even looks at Grek and is like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I want to stay for this man. I want to
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Speaker 2: work on things with this man.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I think that there are people who live
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Speaker 1: in places where they don't have a lot of opportunities
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Speaker 1: and resources and advantages, and so they look at somebody
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Speaker 1: like Garrick Mary feel is just something necessary that they
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Speaker 1: have to put themselves through so that they could have
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Speaker 1: a better life and maybe bring their family. I think
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Speaker 1: these types of things happen all the time. But I
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Speaker 1: think that Danielle is complicit in sex trafficking, in my opinion, allegedly,
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Speaker 1: and now you're gonna You're gonna marry a woman to
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Speaker 1: sex trafficker into America. Allegedly so that Garrek can have
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Speaker 1: an adulterous affair with your wife that you don't really
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Speaker 1: love that you're gonna marry. In the eyes of God,
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Speaker 1: I am at.
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Speaker 2: This.
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Speaker 1: What are we?
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Speaker 2: But if this sets them up for a season seven
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Speaker 2: and if he actually is like seeking another wife, I'm
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Speaker 2: totally gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. I'm a
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Speaker 2: scrim at my TV. If Danielle actually goes through with
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Speaker 2: it and legally marries a woman so that way they
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Speaker 2: can bring her into the country, oh my god, I
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Speaker 2: would die. I would think that's so great. I just
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Speaker 2: love this scene so much because it was just like cinematic.
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Speaker 2: It was like so great, like the shock.
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Speaker 1: On her face. She was not expecting that.
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Speaker 2: And it just goes to show like, Danielle, I don't
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Speaker 2: know what you're doing, Like this man does not respect she.
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Speaker 1: He's a useful idiot, she is. He can get her
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Speaker 1: to do absolutely anything, even break the law. And by
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Speaker 1: the way, ps, isn't this breaking the law a little
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Speaker 1: bit like falsifying informations that you can bring somebody in
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Speaker 1: and marry them when you're not even like in love
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Speaker 1: with them or interested in being in a marriage. With them,
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Speaker 1: and you're absmitting this on television and you're admitting that
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Speaker 1: you're doing all of this just to divorce Lorena so
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Speaker 1: you can bring in another woman. Like, isn't this against
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Speaker 1: the law?
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's so much legal loophole bullshit. I'm just
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Speaker 2: like you, guys, seems pretty straightforward to me that this
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Speaker 2: ought ought to be a crime. I mean, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I don't know. And they're admitting to it and they're
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Speaker 2: just doing it. But then Gerrek concludes the segment after
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Speaker 2: Danielle gets up and leaves the couch cries and is like,
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Speaker 2: I need a minute. Grek's like, yeah, marriage is really hard,
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Speaker 2: especially when you do it God's way.
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Speaker 1: I hate.
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Speaker 2: Everything he says so much. He says the most crazy things.
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Speaker 2: I mean, he makes like Nick Davis with his whole
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Speaker 2: Voltron thing. Yeah, looks so tame. Oh absolutely, because this
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Speaker 2: guy's talking about sperm corrupting women and women are only
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Speaker 2: perfected in God's eyes if they have babies.
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Speaker 1: And then I'm sorry, man, it's outrageous.
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Speaker 2: It's crazy.
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Speaker 1: It's outrageous.
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Speaker 2: And then we have like a little where are they
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Speaker 2: now at the end of the episode, where we have
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Speaker 2: Sarah May Merryfield born to Lorena and Garrick. She was
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Speaker 2: born on July third, twenty five. I pray for that
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Speaker 2: girl so much. I'm like, I can't believe your dad
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Speaker 2: is Garrick. But you know what, you didn't choose that,
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Speaker 2: So we'll leave it there. And then we have a
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Speaker 2: little blurb saying they're still seeking another wife, even though
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Speaker 2: Lorena is apprehensive about it, and Danielle is also uneasy
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Speaker 2: about seeking, but hopes that they can find somebody in
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Speaker 2: America and not in Brazil, right, But that won't work
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Speaker 2: for Garrick because he's got a fetish. Yes, and I
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Speaker 2: will die on that hill.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Then we move on to the Johnson's Angelica and Matt,
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Speaker 2: and we have Angelica going on a date with Shane
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Speaker 2: where she wants to apologize to Shane for breaking up
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Speaker 2: their relationship and this.
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Speaker 1: Which she didn't She day actually broke up the relationship
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Speaker 1: when she chose to pursue another man and didn't tell Matt,
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Speaker 1: and Angelica like, I don't know why it's okay for
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Speaker 1: you to do, but it's not okay for them to do.
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Speaker 1: But whatever, we're here having this conversation because Angelica is
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Speaker 1: a literally desperreat to get back with Shane, and so again,
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Speaker 1: like the subtext is are they banged? Are they scissoring?
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Speaker 1: Are they banging each other? Because it feels like maybe
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Speaker 1: there's a little bit, a little bit of scissoring happening,
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Speaker 1: but maybe it's not that. Maybe she just is so
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Speaker 1: lonely for a friend and for someday to have to
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Speaker 1: support her. And so Shane comes in a little angry.
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Speaker 1: She resents the fact that Angelica met the witch and
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Speaker 1: made a witch candle like she's very resentful about that.
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Speaker 1: But Angelica immediately starts crying. Yeah, she's very remorseful, and
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Speaker 1: she says, I will do whatever it takes, whatever it
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Speaker 1: takes to get you to love me again.
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Speaker 2: This is the gayest shit ever.
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Speaker 1: And she's crying her tears and stuff, and I feel
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Speaker 1: bad for her. Also saw the tears, and she's like,
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Speaker 1: I can't be mad at her. You can only have compassion.
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Speaker 1: And so she forgives little Angelica and she's like, we
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Speaker 1: can still be friends now, Matt. He ain't shit, He
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Speaker 1: ain't shit, but you're my friend and we can stay
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Speaker 1: friends and we.
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Speaker 2: Can still scissor. And Angelica's like, thank you God, I
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Speaker 2: thought this is kind of interesting, like just from the
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Speaker 2: dynamic between Angelica and Janet, because I'm like, girl, you're
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Speaker 2: so in love with her, and maybe you're repressed, and
16:57
Speaker 2: you know, we've all been there, But just.
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Speaker 1: Why her mom seems to be an out lesbian.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe she's not. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I guess that is. I thought that was my presentation,
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Speaker 1: the mom and the two aunts. Yeah, that was a
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Speaker 1: lesbian house. I say, aunt, do you mean.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm kind of thinking.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, we love lesbian this house. I
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Speaker 1: don't know.
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Speaker 2: This is all open.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is I don't know why she'd be repressed,
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Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Unless her mom is repressing. Maybe
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna shut up now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. It seemed like her and
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Speaker 2: Shanee like rekindled things or just reconciled here, and Shanee
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Speaker 2: did understand that Angelica was put in a tough spot
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Speaker 2: because she didn't really support Matt going out and dating
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Speaker 2: this witch lady. She really only went to just make
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Speaker 2: sure that there was no funny business going on, and
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Speaker 2: there wasn't, and Shane seemed to understand that. But then
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Speaker 2: we pan on over to Matt and he's like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I'm happy that they're friends, but like, I know, nothing's
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Speaker 2: ever gonna come out with me and Shane, and I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna go find another bitch. Yeah, that's it. Yes, And
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Speaker 2: then we have the where are they now? And Angelica's
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Speaker 2: mother is still struggling to support their polygamous lifestyle, which
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not shocked, right, their reaction was kind
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Speaker 2: of crazy, and I understand Angelica's like upset about it,
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Speaker 2: but I'm also like, you're an adult. It's okay to
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Speaker 2: just do your life. You don't need your parents' approval
18:23
Speaker 2: for what you're doing. And then Angelica and Shane still
18:27
Speaker 2: remain close lovers in my opinion. They're meeting at the hotel.
18:33
Speaker 1: So they seem to get along really well, eating.
18:36
Speaker 2: Each other's is if Matt's okay with it? Why not?
18:39
Speaker 2: And apparently Matt is dating a new woman and he's
18:42
Speaker 2: ready to introduce her to Angelica. I thought that they
18:45
Speaker 2: were doing it together.
18:47
Speaker 1: I thought so too, But it's just cheating. Can't we
18:50
Speaker 1: just call it what it is? Open marriage? And he's
18:53
Speaker 1: the one who's out there cheating, Well, it's not cheating
18:56
Speaker 1: if it's open, he's the one out there that's banging,
18:58
Speaker 1: and maybe Angelica bang because it's open.
19:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it seems like. Just be real about it. Yes,
19:05
Speaker 2: and that's it for them. Then we get to the
19:07
Speaker 2: Davis family and they're packing up Teresa's bullshit.
19:10
Speaker 1: And moving her out. It's time for you to go.
19:13
Speaker 2: They're kicking the hobosexual out of the house. Apparently, after
19:18
Speaker 2: Teresa drove away in her minivan last week after their
19:21
Speaker 2: big argument, she called them up and was like, I'm
19:24
Speaker 2: not healthy enough to be in a relationship with you guys.
19:27
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a burden anymore. I need
19:28
Speaker 2: to worry on myself. I need to heal myself and
19:31
Speaker 2: love myself before I can love another person or another
19:35
Speaker 2: quadruple people. So I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna find
19:38
Speaker 2: my own apartment.
19:39
Speaker 1: And so I didn't hear that she's probably gonna be
19:42
Speaker 1: crashing on somebody else's couch probably, yeah.
19:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're packing up all of her bullshit. She
19:47
Speaker 2: pulls up in her minivan. Yeah, and this is where
19:50
Speaker 2: we have a very emotional little goodbye y ssh. And
19:55
Speaker 2: it seemed like the Davis's were just relieved to kick
19:59
Speaker 2: her out of the house, but they were being supportive
20:01
Speaker 2: of her and just being like, yeah, like you're worthy
20:04
Speaker 2: of love and we hope that you're happy. Bye.
20:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
20:10
Speaker 2: No.
20:10
Speaker 1: And I think it speaks well to their character, Like
20:13
Speaker 1: if this is really true, like if this happened the
20:15
Speaker 1: way that they're showing it, I think that the Davises
20:17
Speaker 1: are good people. I do not think that they want
20:20
Speaker 1: to hurt Teresa. They don't want to make Teresa feel
20:23
Speaker 1: worse than Teresa already does. I think they care about her.
20:26
Speaker 1: And again, you know, Nick and Teresa have been friends
20:29
Speaker 1: for fourteen years or whatever, and so I just I
20:32
Speaker 1: thought they handled it very respectfully. And here again like
20:36
Speaker 1: I feel legitimately bad for Teresa because she's crying tears, Like, yeah,
20:41
Speaker 1: she's actually emotionals, and I mean she's either a wonderful
20:44
Speaker 1: actress or these are issues that she's dealing with. And
20:49
Speaker 1: I know a couple of episodes ago, she went to
20:51
Speaker 1: play pool with her friend and she was talking about
20:53
Speaker 1: being in abusive relationships and having trauma from that and
20:58
Speaker 1: like her instinct to remove herself from relationships and just
21:04
Speaker 1: actively therapies take care of herself, you know, do that
21:08
Speaker 1: psychological excavation, get in there and work on herself. I
21:12
Speaker 1: think is absolutely spot on. That's exactly what she needs
21:15
Speaker 1: to do, and I hope she does it. I mean,
21:17
Speaker 1: when we get to you know, the where are they now,
21:21
Speaker 1: it will make me question whether she's doing any of
21:23
Speaker 1: that work, But like I hope that she does. She
21:26
Speaker 1: deserves to be happy.
21:27
Speaker 2: She does deserve to be happy. And I do appreciate
21:31
Speaker 2: and Nick even says this too, like he appreciates that
21:34
Speaker 2: she's taking ownership for disrupting their family peace and their
21:38
Speaker 2: vultron whatever it is, and like he appreciates that she's
21:42
Speaker 2: being honest about the situation and just removing herself from
21:46
Speaker 2: it so that way she can heal herself. And I
21:48
Speaker 2: do appreciate that on Teresa's partly she has some amount
21:51
Speaker 2: of self reflection. But at the same time, when she
21:53
Speaker 2: pulls up in her minivan, like she's talking about how
21:57
Speaker 2: she doesn't know if she'll ever find people to love
21:59
Speaker 2: her the way that they all love her ever again,
22:02
Speaker 2: and they don't love her no, like they're over her,
22:06
Speaker 2: and she's like, Nick, you're like my bff forever, and
22:08
Speaker 2: like I don't know if I can find somebody to place.
22:10
Speaker 2: Literally can't wait for you to move out and get
22:12
Speaker 2: out of this house. And so it's just like the
22:15
Speaker 2: codependency aspect with her, It's like, oh, it's really unhealthy,
22:19
Speaker 2: but maybe it would be good for her to be
22:21
Speaker 2: alone and to go to therapy and work on her
22:24
Speaker 2: shit before she ever tries to jump into a relationship
22:27
Speaker 2: ever again. And then they hug and she leaves, and
22:30
Speaker 2: then we have one of their sons. I think it's
22:33
Speaker 2: April's eldest son, William. He's going to prom He's getting
22:38
Speaker 2: all dressed up and it's fun as good and they
22:43
Speaker 2: are all like happy because things are finally back to normal.
22:47
Speaker 2: They're peaceful. And this is where they realize that they're
22:51
Speaker 2: just going to focus on their family for now, raising
22:54
Speaker 2: their babies because I think Jenny just had their baby
22:57
Speaker 2: and they want to focus on that before where they
23:00
Speaker 2: seek someone else out again. And this is where we
23:03
Speaker 2: get the Vultron analogy where Nick says, what does he say?
23:07
Speaker 2: Vultron can't be piloted by the wrong people? Yeah, like,
23:11
Speaker 2: was Teresa trying to pilot you guys?
23:13
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I don't know who Vultron is.
23:17
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of just like this big robot which has
23:19
Speaker 1: like different people, Yeah, running the robot, that's what it is.
23:24
Speaker 1: So Teresa was supposed to be a part of the
23:27
Speaker 1: running of the Vultron.
23:28
Speaker 2: It's like a transformer.
23:29
Speaker 1: She could enjoy it. Yeah, And so they need to
23:32
Speaker 1: get the right Vultron pilot with the right eyelashes. I'm
23:37
Speaker 1: the big old booty for Nick. Yes.
23:40
Speaker 2: And then we have there where they now segment and
23:43
Speaker 2: Jenny had their baby, Charlene, who's a very cute little baby.
23:48
Speaker 2: Apparently Teresa tried to rekindle things with them, but the
23:52
Speaker 2: Davis's declined, which I think is hilarious. And then apparently
23:57
Speaker 2: April and Jenny are talking to a new one who
24:01
Speaker 2: is a friend of Teresa's. So I guess they're done
24:04
Speaker 2: settling down and they're ready for another big book.
24:07
Speaker 1: That was fast, but also sounds rife with drama, because
24:12
Speaker 1: like if they start dating a girl and Teresa has
24:14
Speaker 1: been making advances to get back into the house because
24:17
Speaker 1: she's homeless, and then they start dating Teresa's friend, I mean,
24:21
Speaker 1: Teresa's gonna get pissed, and so we might have some
24:24
Speaker 1: drama around that.
24:25
Speaker 2: And I'm here for I am so here for it. Yes,
24:27
Speaker 2: I can't wait. And then we have the Williamsons BJ
24:31
Speaker 2: and Reese.
24:32
Speaker 1: Oh god, what a snore? Fast are they on the show?
24:35
Speaker 2: They're so boring, They're so dumb.
24:36
Speaker 1: And the whole thing is like, well, are you jealous?
24:39
Speaker 2: Are you really ready?
24:41
Speaker 1: Oh gosh no, so dumb. Yes.
24:43
Speaker 2: Like they go over to some property that they have.
24:45
Speaker 2: It's on an acre. It's been passed down from generation
24:48
Speaker 2: upon generation, according to BJ, and they're like setting up
24:52
Speaker 2: a garden. They're talked about this is where they want
24:54
Speaker 2: to put their sister wife commune, and they want separate
24:57
Speaker 2: houses so that way BJ doesn't have to hear Reese
25:00
Speaker 2: getting it on with all these other women.
25:02
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm like, okay, okay.
25:05
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to hear anything.
25:06
Speaker 1: Sure what?
25:09
Speaker 2: And they talk about this situation in general, like polygamy
25:14
Speaker 2: and if BJ's gonna be okay with it, and she's
25:16
Speaker 2: like yeah, like I'm gonna work on my jealousy and
25:18
Speaker 2: I'll work on myself, and and Reese's like, yeah, I
25:20
Speaker 2: just want one extra wife, like I don't want a bunch.
25:23
Speaker 2: And I'm like, but what what about the commune? What
25:26
Speaker 2: about the harem of women that we're gonna have all
25:28
Speaker 2: these babies.
25:29
Speaker 1: It's all fake.
25:30
Speaker 2: It's all fake.
25:31
Speaker 1: Furthermore, they've only had two count of two dates with Randy.
25:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
25:36
Speaker 1: It's like, you guys are making all of these plans
25:38
Speaker 1: and talking about a second manufactured home on the side
25:41
Speaker 1: of this highway for this woman that you've dated twice
25:45
Speaker 1: and had an argument with once.
25:47
Speaker 2: Yep, and that's it.
25:48
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I don't believe in these people.
25:51
Speaker 2: And like in this scene, they're saying that they're very
25:53
Speaker 2: hopeful because things went really well with Randy. Apparently Randy
25:57
Speaker 2: and Reese are talking a lot, and he's keeping it
25:59
Speaker 2: very pg. Thirteen. Whatever that means. I'm like, are y'all
26:02
Speaker 2: sexting or something?
26:03
Speaker 1: No, it means they're not doing that. Oh, he's keeping
26:06
Speaker 1: it very above board. Now if it was very rated X, well,
26:10
Speaker 1: then maybe they're.
26:11
Speaker 2: Sex Just like, stop it. And then he makes another
26:17
Speaker 2: reference to being vanilla, and I'm like, this is then
26:20
Speaker 2: you the entire season. I can't believe that this is
26:22
Speaker 2: how you want to be known by all the rest
26:25
Speaker 2: of us. But whatever, now you are, Now you are.
26:28
Speaker 2: And then we get the warty now and Apparently recent
26:31
Speaker 2: BJ are going to try IVF again, which I thought
26:34
Speaker 2: the whole reason for the Sister Wives, so that you
26:36
Speaker 2: didn't have to do that. But we're going to do
26:37
Speaker 2: IVF again. Apparently Randy is gone.
26:41
Speaker 1: Of course, she was only here for the TLC. I
26:45
Speaker 1: got to be on TV. I'm out.
26:48
Speaker 2: And then allegedly they're continuing to seek for another Sister Wife,
26:53
Speaker 2: but BJ is still trying to work on her jealousy
26:55
Speaker 2: and that's it. Yeah, And if y'all are back on
26:57
Speaker 2: season seven, I don't want it. No, I don't want
26:59
Speaker 2: it at all unless Reese is getting freaky.
27:02
Speaker 1: And he won't be.
27:03
Speaker 2: He won't know because he's Vanilla.
27:04
Speaker 1: Yeah.
27:05
Speaker 2: And then last but not least, we have the Peraltas,
27:08
Speaker 2: and they were also nothing.
27:09
Speaker 1: We grow them out with the trash.
27:11
Speaker 2: I think we only had them in a ware are
27:13
Speaker 2: they now segment like we didn't even have them in
27:15
Speaker 2: the actual episode. But apparently Yessel and Danny are gonna
27:18
Speaker 2: be doing a vow renewal okay because he's surprised her
27:22
Speaker 2: with it, which is just bs. And then they have
27:26
Speaker 2: not spoken to Jackie, not even once. But they're continuing
27:29
Speaker 2: to seek and still haven't found the right woman yet
27:32
Speaker 2: because Danny doesn't want it.
27:33
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't want it at all. And so Yessel's
27:36
Speaker 1: just gonna continue to cheat. Yeah, when he's out of
27:38
Speaker 1: town for months at a time. Well, because he has
27:40
Speaker 1: permission to do so, does he?
27:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, according to Danny, Look, I did the dow renewal
27:45
Speaker 2: because I'm committed to you.
27:46
Speaker 1: He doesn't have permission, but he's gonna do it anyway.
27:48
Speaker 2: He's going to do it anyway, and he will manipulate
27:51
Speaker 2: his way into justifying it.
27:53
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's it.
27:55
Speaker 2: That's the season.
27:55
Speaker 1: That's the whole season. And of course we didn't get
27:58
Speaker 1: to see any of the drama with Garrick Merryfield and
28:02
Speaker 1: his domestic abuse and his ragets alleged. Well on TMZ
28:06
Speaker 1: that's what they said. Well, he's been arrested, that's not alleged. Yeah,
28:10
Speaker 1: but we did talk about that in the after party
28:12
Speaker 1: after the Sister Wives, we recap we did earlier in
28:15
Speaker 1: the week. He got to be on Patreon for that.
28:16
Speaker 1: We went all the way into it, and then we
28:18
Speaker 1: speculated inappropriately and we always will, about what it must
28:22
Speaker 1: be like for Loraina to be living there in that
28:25
Speaker 1: house right now, hell house, it's got to be why.
28:29
Speaker 1: But what did you think of the season overall? What
28:32
Speaker 1: kind of grade would you give it?
28:33
Speaker 2: Do you think I probably would give it a solid
28:35
Speaker 2: bus C plus?
28:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a C. Yeah, you know, I Oh, there's
28:41
Speaker 1: a lot of contrivances, a lot of production stuff, but
28:45
Speaker 1: there was enough in there, especially with the Davises and
28:49
Speaker 1: even with the Merryfields, that kept me coming back to
28:53
Speaker 1: the dumpster for more.
28:54
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the messy dynamics personally. I know some
28:57
Speaker 2: of it is a little produced, but I'm like, give
28:58
Speaker 2: me more. Yeah, give me the jealousy, give me the crazy.
29:03
Speaker 1: I need to continue to see the Merryfields. I'm like
29:05
Speaker 1: they're gonna do if they're going to keep seeking and
29:07
Speaker 1: if they come back next season, are they going to
29:09
Speaker 1: address the arrest and what happened where the camera's rolling?
29:12
Speaker 1: I want to know.
29:13
Speaker 2: I want to know all of that. Is you going
29:14
Speaker 2: to spend another like six to eight week trip down
29:18
Speaker 2: in Brazil seeking the other?
29:19
Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely?
29:21
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
29:23
Speaker 1: Okay, so is there anything else that we should be
29:26
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29:29
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29:30
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