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F1 (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Blackman, can't jump on Patreon!
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[SPEAKER_02]: Patreon is silly!
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, obviously there's no, yeah, there's like James isn't here and he doesn't do a bit, but if he worded to you one, but he doesn't, and if this was a regular episode, I think he would say something to the effect of like, when was the last time you wanna race?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sunday, Daytona.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm sorry, I meant for me the one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm sorry, then same as you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: but we don't do that, so why'd you?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying if he were to, and if he was here, you know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of, if ends are butts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So James is still apparently on vacation and I don't, uh, he's coming back next week, but you know what, we were like, we don't need you because we're doing a fun movie today.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I, I know you, I know everyone's like, wait, I thought you guys review the films of leading black actors.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and you talk about them in the causes of race diversity.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, when we do, and then every now and then we're like, but also what if we did a black actor in a supporting role?
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[SPEAKER_00]: And by every now and then, I mean, the last two weeks it around.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Facts, also, but the first one we didn't know, we didn't know, and I don't look as lucky was on the poster.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was on the poster.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I watched this one, and I saw it, and I was like, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_02]: He is, it is true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I actually wait.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I have the time of how long Damson is on screen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he is a true co-leader of this movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, like, if Brad Pitt is F1, then he's F2.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, if Brad Pitt is like F1, then Damson is F2, if Brad Pitt is F1,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, what if if Brad Pitt is F1, when you say it the second time, it don't make it better.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe maybe, you know, like damn soon it's like F1a.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you, or F1b?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or B1?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the movie is called F1.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Brad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, when it was first marketing, it was called F1 movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But then they were like, why don't we just call it F1?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: F-1.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you still doing this bit?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not a bit, cause we don't do bits on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's 2026.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh man, what if we took over a run as well?
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[SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, you're right, this is not a political party.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Focus on the positive, we picked this movie for fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we picked this movie for fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, this is, you guys know what it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This movie came out last year.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did, rather well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it did, it did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, the, now the budget supposedly was somewhere in between like 200 or 300 million, which is absolutely insane.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the box office was 631 million.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's pretty freaking good even with the budget that's that high.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and it's also available right now on Apple TV.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You have Apple TV.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can watch it for free.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, I guess you have to pay for Apple, but you know what I mean.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's a race car film, you know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's a.
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[SPEAKER_00]: ostensibly about a formula one driver who comes out of retirement to mentor and team up of the younger driver, aka dance and injuries, and you know what, run to me those 82% predicts score.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, 97% popcorn meter, aka audience score.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, fans really love this and critics really like to too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I don't think it's in a awards play.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not at all, no, um, you made too much money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't like movies like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, I guess it did make a little too much money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I was going to say Ford V Ferrari did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I guess the, the, the, that, but that was like a, that was an Oscar movie, though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like that was a, we're making a movie about the history of this race.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's...
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's definitely popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It has nothing to do with Mission Impossible.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, but it's like, it feels like one of those big, Tom Cruise S. Top Guns, like...
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is a $200 million budget movie that is supposed to be big.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Whereas, like, full-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-for-
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but it made a, I mean, it didn't make as much as this, but it made, let's see, it made 225 million on a 97.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, billion.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I get it, but they put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it put it right now the thing about this film that's fun is that
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[SPEAKER_00]: He's been, well, I think he's new to, I would say, well, I was so, for terms of movies, he's kind of, yes, he's, I mean, he's, he's got a big TV world, mainstream, which is, which is it like the biggest show, though, either, you know, like it's a, it's a show that has a lot of seasons, but it's not a show that's like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not winning awards, but which is crazy because the thing about that show is that like the thing people spoke about was his acting like the thing is like the clips that went viral was his actual acting on this right Yeah, I'm brick by brick fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking up as IMTB Because you're like the way our neck our looks So he said he like gets into like Denzelism sometimes
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, did you know that we've actually reviewed a film he was in live action correct?
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was it was a streaming movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You'll never guess it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he was a co-lead with Anthony Mackie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you remember the name of that movie?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do not.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do not.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've got to tell you I play these movie games every day on my phone and like every time I try to remember the name of this movie I always forget it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's called outside the wire
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[SPEAKER_02]: was so funny is when that movie came out, I was like, oh, he may be like making moves like, and I don't know why that movie made me say that, but I think it was because he was paired up with Andy Mackie and I was like, oh, this is a good look for you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it was a big, if I like a big action movie, let's just wind up not getting a lot of attention.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we reviewed it, but I feel like very few other people talked about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He also is now going to be one of the leads of a wish.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Children of Bud and Bone, it is a very famous book.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at this, why am I promoting this book?
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[SPEAKER_02]: like fiction, you know, black people in Africa have powers and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Matter of fact, brain, this will only make sense to you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But Tony, who used to be on heroin night, but left to go to New York, her sister Tommy wrote this book series.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I believe she was on the set and stuff and Cape Town last year as they were doing it's like damn sin it's Um Regina King it's being directed by um Gina um lifewood.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like it's gonna be any got powers and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, you know, it's gonna be cool in a prince by the She's your out prince.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just I forgot what the middle with the right I forgot
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, that that movie didn't do so well kind of came away because it was on Netflix, but he was pretty big.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean he's a big part of that and that was with Anthony Mackey now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Here he is with F1 the movie and this film a huge financial success.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He obviously is a huge part in it and yeah, like let's I mean let's get into it, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like me, can't jump.